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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:20,621 ♪ April in Paris ♪ 2 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:24,091 ♪ Chestnuts in blossom ♪ 3 00:00:24,291 --> 00:00:28,260 ♪ Holiday tables under the trees ♪ 4 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:34,468 ♪ April in Paris ♪ 5 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:38,105 ♪ This is a feeling ♪ 6 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:44,777 ♪ No one can ever reprise ♪ 7 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,998 ♪ April in Paris ♪ 8 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:07,735 ♪ Whom can I run to? ♪ 9 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:12,838 ♪ What have you done to my heart? ♪ 10 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:41,202 Good afternoon, Mr. Putnam. 11 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:42,069 Good afternoon. 12 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:43,704 Good afternoon, Mr. Putnam. 13 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:45,239 Good afternoon, Mr. Putnam. 14 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:46,073 Good afternoon. 15 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:47,541 Good afternoon, Mr. Putnam. 16 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:49,041 Good afternoon. 17 00:01:52,912 --> 00:01:54,215 Oh. Good afternoon, Mr. Putnam. 18 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:55,549 You weren't paying attention. 19 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:56,851 Good afternoon, Mr. Putnam. 20 00:01:57,051 --> 00:01:58,085 Good afternoon, Tracy. 21 00:01:58,285 --> 00:01:59,553 Everything in apple-pie order? 22 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:01,055 Apple-pie order, Mr. Putnam. 23 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:02,421 Fine, fine. 24 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:22,376 The mail, sir. 25 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:23,711 Oh, by the way, 26 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:26,747 that Frenchman still insists upon seeing you. 27 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:28,182 Didn't you send him to immigration? 28 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:30,117 Yes, but they sent him to the Justice Department. 29 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:31,419 Justice sent him to treasury. 30 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:33,187 Treasury sent him back to us. 31 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:35,856 Those are the usual channels. What's his complaint? 32 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:38,059 This is his third time around. 33 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,561 Oh, I'm so busy setting up the festival, 34 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,263 but send him in. 35 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:44,031 Did you send for me? 36 00:02:44,231 --> 00:02:47,432 Find room... If you can. 37 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:54,742 Mr. Fouquet, my secretary's already told you 38 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:56,744 there's nothing further we can do. 39 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:59,046 But I must be in Paris next week. 40 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:00,915 Your passport is in order. 41 00:03:01,115 --> 00:03:02,917 You can leave whenever you wish. 42 00:03:03,117 --> 00:03:05,920 But I have no money to buy my ticket, 43 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,823 and I cannot fly by myself, no? 44 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:10,825 I have spent all winter here 45 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:12,126 earning the Yankee dollar, 46 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:15,296 but I do not have one Yankee penny. 47 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:16,864 Treasury informs us 48 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:18,833 they've had to freeze the money you've earned 49 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:20,668 until they determine your back taxes. 50 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,169 How long will that be? 51 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,505 A week, two weeks, a month. 52 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,071 A month? 53 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,277 No money? No wine? No women? 54 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:34,513 How could a man live, unless he's an American? 55 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:37,051 I'm sorry. Those are regulations. 56 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:38,753 There's nothing I can do. 57 00:03:38,953 --> 00:03:42,590 Look, in France, I am a famous entertainer. 58 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,759 I own my own nightclub. 59 00:03:44,959 --> 00:03:48,763 In the bank I have francs up to here. 60 00:03:48,963 --> 00:03:50,064 I... I will call Paris, 61 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:52,199 have my friends cable me money. 62 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,267 Can I do that? 63 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:54,301 Oh, yes. 64 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:55,202 Fine. 65 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:57,371 But we'll have to impound it 66 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,071 as soon as it arrives. 67 00:04:00,873 --> 00:04:02,009 Charming. 68 00:04:02,209 --> 00:04:05,146 Monsieur, soon it will be springtime in Paris. 69 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:08,215 The children will be dancing in the Bois de Boulogne. 70 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,084 Men with tiny carts will be selling 71 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:12,386 marrons chauds in the streets... 72 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:13,687 um... Chestnuts. 73 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:15,222 And everywhere, 74 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:18,526 young couples will be in each other's arms kissing. 75 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:20,027 Have pity on a man 76 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:21,896 who only breathes, lives, and loves 77 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:23,097 when he's in Paris. 78 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:25,566 You'll loan me enough to go, 79 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:26,867 no? 80 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:28,903 It's against regulations. 81 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:30,171 Second class? 82 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:31,238 Impossible. 83 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:32,339 Steerage? 84 00:04:32,539 --> 00:04:34,108 That's against regulations, too. 85 00:04:34,308 --> 00:04:35,810 Would you mind greasing me? 86 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,278 I'll try to swim it. 87 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:38,312 That's... 88 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:39,647 I know, I know. 89 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:41,282 That's against regulations, too. 90 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:45,384 All right. I will wait to see a higher assistant. 91 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:57,298 Ladies and gentlemen, 92 00:04:57,498 --> 00:05:00,334 I do not like to criticize your government, 93 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:02,002 but... 94 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:05,339 Everything is regulations, forms, red tape, 95 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:06,841 efficiency. 96 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:08,242 No room for mistakes. 97 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:11,145 Now, what would happen to this giant machine 98 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:15,149 if one little human error should sneak in, hmm? 99 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:18,152 Things wouldn't be so apple pie, believe me. 100 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:20,688 This whole delicately balanced mechanism 101 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:22,721 would go poof. 102 00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:27,862 Tracy, Tracy, something terrible has happened. 103 00:05:28,062 --> 00:05:29,163 W-w-w-what's the matter? 104 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:30,865 I'm flying to New York. 105 00:05:31,065 --> 00:05:32,199 Phone the Harvard Club. 106 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:34,702 Tell them I won't be home to dinner. 107 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:36,370 Tell them anything. 108 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,270 Make up something. 109 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:43,677 I know why he's so excited. 110 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:45,079 You do? 111 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:47,047 He got the Paris festival letters mixed 112 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:50,050 and sent Ethel Barrymore's invitation to a chorus girl. 113 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:54,688 A chorus girl? I better start moving him out. 114 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,288 Poof! 115 00:06:06,799 --> 00:06:08,335 Hold it, Mr. Putnam. 116 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:11,038 Mr. Putnam, why the rush trip from Washington? 117 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:12,339 Is the Paris festival off? 118 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,108 Any statement on the festival 119 00:06:14,308 --> 00:06:16,610 will have to come from the assistant to the undersecretary. 120 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:17,711 But it's your baby... 121 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,046 International Festival of Arts. 122 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:20,314 We hear you're taking 123 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:22,183 a representative of the American theater. 124 00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:24,885 Who is it, Ethel Barrymore or Bugs Bunny? 125 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:27,188 Very droll. I assure you, 126 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:28,756 the representatives of the various arts 127 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:31,192 will be chosen from the best America has to offer. 128 00:06:31,392 --> 00:06:32,760 I'm sorry to disappoint you, 129 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,962 but everything is running smoothly. 130 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:36,497 Why did you snatch the first hat you saw 131 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:37,598 and grab a plane? 132 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:40,100 I did not snatch the first hat I saw. 133 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:44,738 It's a routine visit planned weeks ago. 134 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,238 I bid you good day. 135 00:06:54,046 --> 00:06:58,219 Knickerbocker Theatre. And see that we're not followed. 136 00:06:58,419 --> 00:07:01,920 OK, Dick Tracy. It'll be our little secret. 137 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,645 That'll be 5 bucks even. 138 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,384 There you are. 139 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,753 Hey, mac, what's with the tip? 140 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,088 Your rates are set 141 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:35,389 by the interstate commerce commission. 142 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:37,925 I'm sure they provide a living wage. 143 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,261 Like to marry me for my money? 144 00:07:40,461 --> 00:07:41,562 Tipping is undignified and un-American. 145 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:44,265 I believe it should be abolished by law. 146 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:47,268 Mac, I got a word of advice for you... 147 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:48,936 don't cross any streets. 148 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,970 We got a big organization. 149 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,353 Hey, mac, close that door. 150 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:11,959 Where's your stub? 151 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:12,960 My what? 152 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,295 You got a ticket, 153 00:08:14,495 --> 00:08:16,597 or you just come in to get warm? 154 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:18,299 I'm here on official business 155 00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:19,967 for the United States government. 156 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,367 I would like to see, uh... 157 00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:24,805 Miss Ethel s. Jackson. 158 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,273 Where can I find her? 159 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:28,940 Dynamite Jackson? Come here. 160 00:08:32,745 --> 00:08:35,716 ♪ It must be good, it must be good ♪ 161 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:38,352 ♪ They fall in love in every neighborhood ♪ 162 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,421 There she is, third from the left. 163 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:42,022 ♪ Get that itch you like ♪ 164 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,625 ♪ That's why it must be good ♪ 165 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,193 What a built, huh? 166 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:47,628 ♪ It must be nice ♪ 167 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:50,831 ♪ This one-way ticket up to paradise ♪ 168 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:54,201 ♪ Makes those rural folks turn to plural folks ♪ 169 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:56,837 ♪ I guess it must be nice ♪ 170 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,873 ♪ It's been written, don't rewrite it ♪ 171 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:01,342 ♪ Once you're smitten ♪ 172 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,377 ♪ You can't fight it ♪ 173 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:06,811 ♪ Whoever said a man ain't made of wood ♪ 174 00:09:07,613 --> 00:09:08,849 ♪ Sure understood ♪ 175 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,852 ♪ It must be good, it's very good ♪ 176 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,555 ♪ This only cure for chronic bachelorhood ♪ 177 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,490 ♪ Go start pricin' things ♪ 178 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,359 ♪ Shoes and rice and things ♪ 179 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:21,028 ♪ labeled hers and his ♪ 180 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,363 ♪ And you'll find love ♪ 181 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:25,430 ♪ Is everything that they say it is ♪ 182 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:30,371 ♪ Cole Porter asked ♪ 183 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:34,306 ♪ What is this thing called love? ♪ 184 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,912 ♪ If no one has answered you yet ♪ 185 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:41,479 ♪ My dear Mr. Porter ♪ 186 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:47,388 ♪ We may not know just what love is ♪ 187 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:51,389 ♪ But we can tell you what it must be like ♪ 188 00:09:52,558 --> 00:09:56,096 ♪ At least we think we ought'er ♪ 189 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,932 ♪ Are you listening ♪ 190 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:01,268 ♪ Mr. Porter? ♪ 191 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:02,703 Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? 192 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:05,873 ♪ It must be good, it's very good ♪ 193 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:09,176 ♪ This only cure for chronic bachelorhood ♪ 194 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:10,477 ♪ Go start pricin' things ♪ 195 00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:12,179 ♪ Shoes and rice and things ♪ 196 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,481 ♪ labeled hers and his ♪ 197 00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:16,350 ♪ And you'll find love ♪ 198 00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:18,318 ♪ Is everything that they say it is ♪ 199 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:21,321 ♪ Love is everything that they say it is ♪ 200 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:24,324 ♪ Love is everything that they say it is ♪ 201 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:29,060 ♪ Love is everything that they say it is ♪ 202 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,101 What a built, huh? 203 00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:39,239 Sit down. 204 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:40,772 Thank you. 205 00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:00,959 Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! 206 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,101 These are all for me? 207 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,437 Take your thumb out of your mouth 208 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:11,772 and open the presents. 209 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,440 We have to get going. 210 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,407 Oh, a nightgown. 211 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,445 How do I look? 212 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:20,347 Beautiful. Wonderful. 213 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:21,648 Wear that on the boat. 214 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,184 When they say, "women and children first," 215 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,486 they'll know which you are. 216 00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:27,488 Oh, slippers and perfume. 217 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,587 Oh, kids, I love it. 218 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,591 And a dictionary. Just what I need. 219 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:35,329 And the bill. 220 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,729 How did that get in there? 221 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,203 Oh, kids. 222 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,205 Where did you get the money? 223 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,507 We refuse to answer 224 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:49,074 on the grounds it may incriminate us. 225 00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:54,381 Don't look. I think I'm going to cry. 226 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,114 Here. Use this. 227 00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:05,225 Where can I find Miss Jackson? 228 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,493 You'll have to wait outside, buddy, 229 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,195 with the rest of them. 230 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,231 You don't understand. I represent the government. 231 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,566 Our government? 232 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:13,867 Yes. 233 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,170 Say, we're in worse shape than I thought. 234 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,104 On stage. 235 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:34,788 Charlie, do you want some cake? 236 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,087 Big piece. 237 00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:38,990 I... i beg your pardon. 238 00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,161 Uh, Miss Jackson... 239 00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:50,668 Miss Jackson... 240 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:54,408 let's have a speech. 241 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:55,409 Speech! Speech! 242 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,411 Oh, no. No. Oh, no. 243 00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,112 We want Jackson! 244 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,114 We want Jackson! 245 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,583 We want Jackson! 246 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:04,983 I don't know what to say. 247 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:09,289 Can you imagine the government picking me 248 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,591 to represent the American theater 249 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,593 at the festival in Paris, France? 250 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,061 Sure. Why not? 251 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,930 I couldn't believe it when I got the letter. 252 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,232 I must be a cross section or something. 253 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:22,936 Or it might be because I'm the equity representative, huh? 254 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,605 I'll probably wake up tomorrow 255 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,807 and find it's a big mistake. 256 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,141 Miss Jackson, I... 257 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,276 Shh! Shh! 258 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,777 Of course, I... I guess 259 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,080 everybody has a right once in their life 260 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,249 to have something really big happen to them. 261 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:39,419 Well, this is my big moment, 262 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,588 and it's something I'm going to remember 263 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,688 as long as I live. 264 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:48,762 And if anybody tells anybody else I was crying, 265 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,297 I'll knock them silly... 266 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,830 if they aren't already. 267 00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:56,436 Have a good trip. 268 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:57,804 I will. 269 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,606 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 270 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,308 If you can help it. 271 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,377 Bye. Bye. Bye. 272 00:14:03,577 --> 00:14:04,909 Thanks again, kids. 273 00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:11,616 Uh, Miss Jackson. 274 00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:15,222 Miss Jackson. 275 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:16,523 Look. Zippers. 276 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,892 I would like to introduce myself. 277 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,127 Sure. Be my guest. 278 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,796 I'm s. Winthrop Putnam of the Department of State. 279 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,232 Oh, I'm sorry. 280 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,098 How do you do? 281 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:34,107 I thought you'd be an old bird 282 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,409 with a beard down to here. 283 00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:38,178 My apologies if I've disappointed you. 284 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,180 Oh, no, no. You'll do. 285 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,314 Thank you. 286 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,151 Do you mind if I put the cake down? 287 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,952 I've had a sufficiency. 288 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,655 Did you bring the passport and the ticket? 289 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:49,956 Boat leaves Friday, you know. 290 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,659 That's why I want to speak to you. 291 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:55,195 I guess you go all the time. 292 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,329 Europe, I mean. 293 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:57,831 I've never been one place 294 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,833 you couldn't get to by subway. 295 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,335 Now I'm going all the way to Paris, 296 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:03,670 thanks to you. 297 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,272 Oh, I could kiss you. 298 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:06,606 I think I will. 299 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,608 Oh, no, no, no. Miss Jackson, 300 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:09,910 when you were speaking before, 301 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,812 you mentioned a mistake. 302 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:12,946 So? 303 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,781 Well, that's exactly what happened. 304 00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:17,751 See, there was a letter to Ethel Jackson 305 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,252 about a work permit 306 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,956 so you could perform in a nightclub in Montreal. 307 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,524 Oh, don't worry about that. 308 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,793 I'll cancel Montreal for Paris anytime. 309 00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:28,795 Nothing but Eskimos up there anyway. 310 00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:31,798 Then there was a letter to Miss Ethel Barrymore 311 00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,934 asking her to represent the United States 312 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,968 at the International Festival of Arts. 313 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:39,106 No. 314 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:40,607 Oh, I am sorry. 315 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,442 I hope you understand. 316 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,611 You mean it's all off? 317 00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,446 That's correct. 318 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,681 I'm sorry I got the letters mixed up. 319 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:52,717 Sure. 320 00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:55,322 Can you picture Ethel Barrymore 321 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,125 playing that flea trap in Montreal? 322 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,127 The State Department would appreciate it 323 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,462 if you wouldn't mention this to anyone. 324 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,798 We'd be investigated by the Justice Department, 325 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,800 which would be a little embarrassing 326 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,635 because we're investigating them. 327 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,637 Wait till I tell the kids. 328 00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,105 They knocked themselves out 329 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,808 with all these presents and everything. 330 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:18,078 The nicest thing that's ever happened to me. 331 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,279 Now I... 332 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,482 look, Miss Jackson, I know exactly how you feel. 333 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:23,984 How could you know? 334 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:27,320 Well, when I was a child in Boston, 335 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,490 my father bought me a rifle. 336 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,192 It was a .22. 337 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:33,994 I was 12 years old. 338 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,997 That was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. 339 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:40,000 We were going up to Maine, hunting, 340 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,502 and then I came down with the measles. 341 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,337 Why didn't you shoot yourself? 342 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:45,772 Well, it's all your fault. 343 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,641 You got the letters mixed up. 344 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,577 If you hadn't, I wouldn't have been so excited about it. 345 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:51,978 Anything I can do... 346 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,381 you can do something. Go back to Washington. 347 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:55,882 Give this to your girlfriend. 348 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,384 I won't be needing it. 349 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:58,718 Listen to my side. 350 00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,053 Get out of here. 351 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,055 Go grow yourself a beard. 352 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:05,423 And next year I'm voting for Anthony Eden! 353 00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:39,490 ♪ April in Paris ♪ 354 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:45,765 ♪ Chestnuts in blossom ♪ 355 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:51,569 ♪ Holiday tables under the trees ♪ 356 00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:58,476 ♪ April in Paris ♪ 357 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:04,451 ♪ This is a feeling ♪ 358 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:11,189 ♪ No one can ever reprise ♪ 359 00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:18,131 ♪ I never knew the charm of spring ♪ 360 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:24,137 ♪ Never met it face to face ♪ 361 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:30,810 ♪ I never knew my heart could sing ♪ 362 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:37,550 ♪ Never missed a warm embrace ♪ 363 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:43,521 ♪ Till April in Paris ♪ 364 00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:50,497 ♪ Whom can I run to? ♪ 365 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:56,501 ♪ What have you done to ♪ 366 00:18:57,703 --> 00:19:02,273 ♪ My heart? ♪ 367 00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:21,361 Good morning, Mr. Putnam. 368 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:22,696 Good morning, Mr. Putnam. 369 00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,030 Good morning, Mr. Putnam. 370 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,165 Good morning, Mr. Putnam. 371 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,098 Good morning, Mr. Putnam. 372 00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:32,539 Mr. Sherman is waiting for you, Mr. Putnam. 373 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,374 He's heard the good news. 374 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:35,375 He has? 375 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,441 Yes. Go right in. 376 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,622 Lend-lease. 377 00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,898 I know what you're going to say, sir, 378 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,900 and I... I deserve it. 379 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,103 I want to compliment you, my boy. 380 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,372 It was a job well done. 381 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:08,074 I've been in the department for 10 years, 382 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,744 and this was the most difficult diplomatic mission 383 00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:14,147 since an explorer got lost in the Pentagon. 384 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:17,083 Imagine appointing a chorus girl 385 00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:18,918 to represent the American theater. 386 00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:20,587 I assume full responsibility. 387 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,356 It was a stroke of genius. 388 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,424 It was? 389 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:25,625 Now, I don't know 390 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,394 how the news services got wind of this, 391 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:28,528 but I'm glad they did. 392 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,096 Just look at these telegrams. 393 00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:33,166 My boy, you've captured the popular imagination. 394 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,802 I saw the young lady and told her... 395 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,937 a representative from the rank and file. 396 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,939 She threw my hat at me 397 00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:41,474 and her nightgown. 398 00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:42,809 And labor says, 399 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,944 "this will mean a quarter million votes 400 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,279 at the next election." 401 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,214 A quarter million votes for our party. 402 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,483 One vote for Anthony Eden. 403 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:51,985 Oh, uh, Winthrop, 404 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:54,120 here are the passports for our group... 405 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,823 Joshua Stevens, America's finest artist, 406 00:20:57,023 --> 00:21:00,994 Sinclair Wilson, our foremost man of letters, 407 00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:04,664 Josef Weimar, one of our leading composers, 408 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:08,501 and, uh, Miss Ethel S. Jackson. 409 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,004 How shall I describe her? 410 00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:13,537 Just say, "what a built." 411 00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:17,277 Is this top-secret, 412 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,646 or can anyone's daughter come in? 413 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:20,647 Marcia. 414 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,113 Hello, dear. 415 00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:24,382 That's for nothing. 416 00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:29,989 That's for something. Congratulations, darling. 417 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:31,991 I heard of your latest achievement. 418 00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:33,993 How did you ever think of it? 419 00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,995 It came to me while I was mailing a letter. 420 00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:38,498 I was talking to senator Owen about you. 421 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:41,234 There will be a vacancy on the Labor Relations Board. 422 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:45,336 One of the labor members is going back to work. 423 00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:48,608 We won't settle for anything small. 424 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,110 We want the senate seat 425 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,411 from the state of Massachusetts. 426 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:54,180 We do? Is it big enough for both of us? 427 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:57,150 Right now you're the white-haired boy of Capitol Hill. 428 00:21:57,350 --> 00:22:00,153 What you've done today may be a steppingstone 429 00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:02,255 on your way to the White House. 430 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:04,958 Really, aren't we presuming a little too much? 431 00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:09,429 I don't think I have the qualifications. 432 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:12,098 No, no. This is too farfetched. 433 00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:14,801 Never doubt the power of a woman 434 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,470 who wants to be first lady. 435 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,203 Good-bye, dear. 436 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,107 Keep up the good work. 437 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:23,109 I'll see you to your car. 438 00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:25,645 You have more important things to do. 439 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,147 Father will see me down. 440 00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:28,448 Father, will you do something 441 00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:30,650 about getting Winthrop a larger office? 442 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,318 Well, I could demote myself 443 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:33,987 and give him mine. 444 00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:36,687 Well... Perhaps... 445 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,523 For a wedding present. 446 00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,194 Yes, sir? 447 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:17,330 Tracy, take a telegram to Miss Ethel S. Jackson... 448 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:21,167 128 west 48th street, New York. 449 00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:22,502 Plans changed. Be packed 450 00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:25,038 and be prepared to be picked up... 451 00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:28,875 uh, 4 p.m. Tomorrow en route to ship. 452 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,510 Signed, the president. 453 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:31,544 Who? 454 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:32,712 Ooh, uh... 455 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,279 S. Winthrop Putnam, of course. 456 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,356 Ladies and gentlemen, 457 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:46,624 the President of the United States. 458 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,436 Mr. Chairman... 459 00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:58,905 Mr. Speaker... 460 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:02,242 Members of the congress, 461 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:05,245 ♪ I have the honor to report ♪ 462 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:08,612 ♪ On the state of the union ♪ 463 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:16,256 ♪ It's an honor and a privilege ♪ 464 00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:20,260 ♪ It's a privilege and an honor ♪ 465 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:23,396 ♪ To appear this date to reiterate ♪ 466 00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:25,932 ♪ That the state of each state in the 48 ♪ 467 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:27,934 ♪ Is, as I soon will indicate ♪ 468 00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:29,402 ♪ In positively, absolutely ♪ 469 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:31,104 ♪ And I say this resolutely ♪ 470 00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:32,739 ♪ So you'll get it straight ♪ 471 00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:37,675 ♪ The state of each state is great ♪ 472 00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:44,284 ♪ When I last met with the cabinet ♪ 473 00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:46,919 ♪ We found that we didn't have a debt ♪ 474 00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:50,290 ♪ The budget was balanced and in the black ♪ 475 00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:54,294 ♪ Did I say balanced? I take that back ♪ 476 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:58,031 ♪ We were overbalanced ♪ 477 00:24:58,231 --> 00:25:01,401 ♪ And you'll be glad to learn ♪ 478 00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:04,437 ♪ We found some money ♪ 479 00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:06,837 ♪ That we're going to return ♪ 480 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,840 Bravo! Bravo! 481 00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:11,978 Encore! 482 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:15,148 So I reaffirm 483 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:17,381 on this, my... 484 00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:19,984 Sixth term... 485 00:25:21,419 --> 00:25:24,090 ♪ that the state of each state in the 48 ♪ 486 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:26,092 ♪ Is, as I soon will indicate ♪ 487 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:27,560 ♪ In positively, absolutely ♪ 488 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,262 ♪ And I say this resolutely ♪ 489 00:25:29,462 --> 00:25:31,097 ♪ So you'll get it straight ♪ 490 00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:35,633 ♪ The state of each state is great ♪ 491 00:25:40,772 --> 00:25:43,309 ♪ Bluebirds serenade me ♪ 492 00:25:43,509 --> 00:25:45,411 ♪ Life is such a pleasure ♪ 493 00:25:45,611 --> 00:25:48,014 ♪ Don't think you can trade me ♪ 494 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:50,583 ♪ Treasure for this ♪ 495 00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:53,119 ♪ Sunbeams dance around me ♪ 496 00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:55,421 ♪ Life is such a pleasure ♪ 497 00:25:55,621 --> 00:25:58,191 ♪ Seems like luck has found me ♪ 498 00:25:58,391 --> 00:25:59,759 ♪ Measure my bliss ♪ 499 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:03,129 ♪ Down the street I walk with a springy air ♪ 500 00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:04,931 ♪ Singing a singy air gaily ♪ 501 00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:07,600 ♪ I repeat that life can be charmin' ♪ 502 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,803 ♪ And more fun than Barnum & Bailey daily ♪ 503 00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:13,306 ♪ Happy as a clown is ♪ 504 00:26:13,506 --> 00:26:15,608 ♪ Life is such a pleasure ♪ 505 00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:18,277 ♪ Don't know what a frown is ♪ 506 00:26:18,477 --> 00:26:20,613 ♪ I'm on my way ♪ 507 00:26:20,813 --> 00:26:24,381 ♪ Life is such a pleasure today ♪ 508 00:26:58,717 --> 00:27:02,686 ♪ Life will be Barnum & Bailey daily ♪ 509 00:28:08,887 --> 00:28:12,756 ♪ Life is such a pleasure today ♪ 510 00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:26,205 Ah, Cher Monsieur Diron, 511 00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:27,540 who would have thought 512 00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:30,376 a Frenchman would have to borrow money in America 513 00:28:30,576 --> 00:28:31,711 from another Frenchman? 514 00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:34,080 No, really, you've saved my life. 515 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,882 Here are your accommodations... 516 00:28:36,082 --> 00:28:38,317 the royal suite on the main deck. 517 00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:39,817 Thank you very much. 518 00:28:40,785 --> 00:28:43,122 Mon Cheri, I am here. 519 00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:45,791 Simone, my little pigeon. 520 00:28:45,991 --> 00:28:46,959 Philippe. 521 00:28:47,159 --> 00:28:48,294 Are you sailing, too? 522 00:28:48,494 --> 00:28:50,096 Remember our last boat trip? 523 00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:51,430 That last night? 524 00:28:51,630 --> 00:28:55,699 You remember this? And this? And this? 525 00:28:58,503 --> 00:28:59,939 Shall we go on? 526 00:29:00,139 --> 00:29:02,942 For a first minute, she's always like this. 527 00:29:03,142 --> 00:29:04,710 You know the type. 528 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:07,578 I should. She's my wife. 529 00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:09,947 Ahem. 530 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:16,787 Exactly. 531 00:29:31,703 --> 00:29:33,339 Here I am, gentlemen. 532 00:29:33,539 --> 00:29:36,542 Professor Weimar, you know Sinclair Wilson, Joshua Stevens. 533 00:29:36,742 --> 00:29:40,611 Very well. They walked out on my last concert. 534 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:42,915 Well, gentlemen, our government 535 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:45,918 is about to launch another noble experiment: 536 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:48,921 three of the finest minds in this country 537 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:51,924 traveling to Paris with a chorus girl. 538 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:55,061 Everything happens to me 20 years too late. 539 00:29:55,261 --> 00:29:56,095 30. 540 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,129 Well... 541 00:29:57,329 --> 00:29:58,796 Father! 542 00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:03,135 Bon voyage. Forgot your pills. I knew you would. 543 00:30:03,335 --> 00:30:04,670 I knew I would, too. 544 00:30:04,870 --> 00:30:08,507 Father, don't you think I need an ocean voyage, too? 545 00:30:08,707 --> 00:30:10,810 Everyone seems to be going this year, even chorus girls. 546 00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:13,646 That's a short leash you have Winthrop on. 547 00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:15,781 Don't let him know you're worried. 548 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:16,682 Does it show? 549 00:30:16,882 --> 00:30:17,917 Like an old petticoat. 550 00:30:18,117 --> 00:30:19,719 Let him go on alone. 551 00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:21,220 Then when he's in Paris, 552 00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:24,390 let him start worrying about you in Washington. 553 00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:26,692 You're a pretty shrewd operator. 554 00:30:26,892 --> 00:30:28,694 I take after my daughter. 555 00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:30,029 Wonder what's keeping him. 556 00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:31,697 Why? Where is he? 557 00:30:31,897 --> 00:30:34,231 He's picking up Miss Jackson at her apartment. 558 00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:39,572 Miss Jackson, unlock this door. 559 00:30:39,772 --> 00:30:41,974 Didn't you receive my telegram? 560 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,609 Yes, I did, 561 00:30:43,809 --> 00:30:47,613 but Western Union wouldn't send my answer. Now go away! 562 00:30:47,813 --> 00:30:49,615 How'd you get in here? 563 00:30:49,815 --> 00:30:52,284 I have a friend in the FBI. 564 00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:54,218 How about the Red Cross? 565 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:58,090 Miss Jackson, I know I've treated you shabbily, 566 00:30:58,290 --> 00:31:00,259 but you owe it to our government to cooperate. 567 00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:01,327 Cooperate? 568 00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:02,361 Yes. 569 00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:03,896 That's a hot one. 570 00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:06,032 Uncle Sam's been gouging my paycheck for 10 years, 571 00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:07,533 so now I owe him? 572 00:31:07,733 --> 00:31:10,870 What did you do with the 200 bucks I paid last year? 573 00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:12,805 The 200 bucks were well spent. 574 00:31:13,005 --> 00:31:15,906 Mailing letters to the wrong people. 575 00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:17,610 Just checking. 576 00:31:17,810 --> 00:31:18,911 Just leave me alone. 577 00:31:19,111 --> 00:31:21,414 I have a duty to perform. 578 00:31:21,614 --> 00:31:25,618 It took me three years of hard work to set up this festival. 579 00:31:25,818 --> 00:31:27,620 Try that again... To a violin. 580 00:31:27,820 --> 00:31:29,152 Don't be facetious. 581 00:31:33,858 --> 00:31:35,461 Do you know what my title is? 582 00:31:35,661 --> 00:31:36,495 No. 583 00:31:36,695 --> 00:31:37,830 Assistant secretary 584 00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:39,999 to the assistant to the Undersecretary of State. 585 00:31:40,199 --> 00:31:43,002 It's taken me 10 years to get this far. 586 00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:46,205 If this falls through, I'll be back where I started... 587 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:47,540 assistant assistant secretary 588 00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:50,009 to the assistant to the Undersecretary of State. 589 00:31:50,209 --> 00:31:54,513 That's a federal case if I ever heard one. 590 00:31:54,713 --> 00:32:00,119 Miss Jackson, have you ever been to Paris in the spring? 591 00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:01,687 Are you kidding? 592 00:32:01,887 --> 00:32:04,423 Me and the prince always stop by on our way to Monte Carlo. 593 00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:07,860 It's something that no beautiful young lady should miss... 594 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:11,564 sidewalk cafes, champagne, singing. 595 00:32:11,764 --> 00:32:13,065 Who's singing? 596 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:16,769 In Paris, everyone sings... All the time. 597 00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:19,403 It comes with the country. 598 00:32:21,472 --> 00:32:23,576 Mademoiselle, soon it will be springtime 599 00:32:23,776 --> 00:32:25,111 in Paris. 600 00:32:25,311 --> 00:32:28,914 Children will be dancing in the Bois de Boulogne. 601 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:30,082 Baloney? 602 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:32,084 Boulogne. 603 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,185 Men with tiny carts 604 00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:36,088 will be selling marrons chauds... 605 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:37,923 chestnuts... 606 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:42,027 and everywhere young couples will be in each other's arms, 607 00:32:42,227 --> 00:32:43,327 kissing. 608 00:32:44,595 --> 00:32:46,398 Don't throw away the whole trip 609 00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:48,400 just because you hate me. 610 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,969 But I don't hate you. 611 00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:52,404 You're trying so hard, I'm starting to root for you. 612 00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:56,742 How about coming along and getting your 200 bucks' worth? 613 00:32:56,942 --> 00:33:00,446 Who knows, you might meet a nice young man 614 00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:01,747 and break even. 615 00:33:01,947 --> 00:33:03,449 You know something? 616 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:05,451 I might at that. 617 00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:08,852 I'll help you pack your bags. 618 00:33:10,621 --> 00:33:12,925 Why, these bags are already packed. 619 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:15,826 No sense wasting time, is there? 620 00:33:36,547 --> 00:33:41,954 ♪ When I'm aflame as I am ♪ 621 00:33:42,154 --> 00:33:46,258 ♪ I implore you, madame ♪ 622 00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:48,859 ♪ Give me your lips ♪ 623 00:33:50,128 --> 00:33:55,668 ♪ Don't whisper, "please give me time" ♪ 624 00:33:55,868 --> 00:33:59,271 ♪ Keep your reasons, your rhyme ♪ 625 00:33:59,471 --> 00:34:03,242 ♪ Give me your lips ♪ 626 00:34:03,442 --> 00:34:08,113 ♪ lady, somewhere a phantom island ♪ 627 00:34:08,313 --> 00:34:13,116 ♪ Can be reached in phantom ships ♪ 628 00:34:13,985 --> 00:34:17,089 ♪ We can reach it ♪ 629 00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:18,891 ♪ If you ♪ 630 00:34:19,091 --> 00:34:22,862 ♪ Give me hope you'll be mine ♪ 631 00:34:23,062 --> 00:34:26,530 ♪ Give me all that's divine ♪ 632 00:34:28,132 --> 00:34:31,101 ♪ Give me your lips ♪ 633 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,378 ♪ Give me your lips ♪ 634 00:34:42,847 --> 00:34:46,652 ♪ lady, somewhere a phantom island ♪ 635 00:34:46,852 --> 00:34:48,787 ♪ Can be reached ♪ 636 00:34:48,987 --> 00:34:51,423 ♪ In phantom ships ♪ 637 00:34:51,623 --> 00:34:54,827 ♪ We can reach it ♪ 638 00:34:55,027 --> 00:34:57,296 ♪ If you ♪ 639 00:34:57,496 --> 00:34:58,931 ♪ Give me hope ♪ 640 00:34:59,131 --> 00:35:01,300 ♪ You'll be mine ♪ 641 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:05,268 ♪ Give me all that's divine ♪ 642 00:35:09,574 --> 00:35:13,610 ♪ Give me your lips ♪ 643 00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:16,246 Philippe! 644 00:35:24,889 --> 00:35:26,325 Very heavy tipper. 645 00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:29,828 Philippe, you come into the kitchen and cool off. 646 00:35:30,028 --> 00:35:32,028 See you later, mademoiselle. 647 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:39,171 Monsieur Fouquet, 648 00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:41,540 you realize what an example you are setting 649 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:42,875 for the other waiters? 650 00:35:43,075 --> 00:35:45,244 Yes, but the question is, can they follow it? 651 00:35:45,444 --> 00:35:48,080 You should be grateful for this opportunity I've given you, 652 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,682 to work your way back to France. 653 00:35:49,882 --> 00:35:53,552 Instead, you are causing me nothing but trouble. 654 00:35:53,752 --> 00:35:55,554 I didn't ask to be made a waiter. 655 00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:57,356 I could've explained to the captain 656 00:35:57,556 --> 00:36:00,559 that I would pay for my passage... first class... 657 00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:02,194 as soon as we arrived in France. 658 00:36:02,394 --> 00:36:03,896 The captain has been sick. 659 00:36:04,096 --> 00:36:05,531 He's seeing no one. 660 00:36:05,731 --> 00:36:08,734 Besides, I'm sure that he wouldn't be impressed 661 00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:10,602 by the fact you are Philippe Fouquet. 662 00:36:10,802 --> 00:36:12,471 I seem to be the only one who is. 663 00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:14,873 If I have to complain once more about you, 664 00:36:15,073 --> 00:36:16,208 when the captain gets up, 665 00:36:16,408 --> 00:36:18,210 he will ship you right back to America 666 00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:20,579 where you will spend the rest of your life. 667 00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:22,414 Oh, no. Please, not while I'm eating. 668 00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:23,515 Yesterday... 669 00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:25,050 Yesterday... 670 00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:27,052 You brought a young lady breakfast in bed, 671 00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:30,589 and you remained in the cabin until after lunch. 672 00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:31,957 Tomorrow I go back for the dishes. 673 00:36:32,157 --> 00:36:34,827 Oh, Philippe! Philippe! Philippe! 674 00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:37,896 You are so... so french! 675 00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:40,032 You go take care of your table. 676 00:36:40,232 --> 00:36:43,035 I promise I will not tell the captain. 677 00:36:43,235 --> 00:36:46,469 Oh, Monsieur Le Chef, I love you. 678 00:36:48,639 --> 00:36:51,374 Ah, if only you could cook. 679 00:37:29,847 --> 00:37:30,949 I'm sorry. 680 00:37:31,149 --> 00:37:33,049 I lost my head. 681 00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:41,293 Miss Jackson, 682 00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:43,996 you are using your dessert spoon 683 00:37:44,196 --> 00:37:45,864 instead of your bouillon spoon. 684 00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:48,500 Try to remember. 685 00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:51,403 A dessert spoon has a truncated ellipse. 686 00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:54,773 A bouillon spoon, a section of a sphere. 687 00:37:54,973 --> 00:37:57,073 I'll work on it nights. 688 00:38:16,994 --> 00:38:20,363 Didn't think I'd make it, did you? 689 00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:24,703 Gentlemen, what is it you ordered? 690 00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:26,705 The New England boiled dinner. 691 00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:28,006 With a poached egg. 692 00:38:28,206 --> 00:38:29,708 Fortunately for you gentlemen, 693 00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:32,010 I am a man of taste. 694 00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:35,714 I brought you instead Le coq Au vin 695 00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:37,015 a la bourguignon, 696 00:38:37,215 --> 00:38:38,517 delicately flavored chicken 697 00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:40,519 surrounded by naughty little mushrooms 698 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:44,287 swimming naked in a pool of burgundy. 699 00:38:45,723 --> 00:38:49,125 In Boston, you couldn't serve that in public. 700 00:38:50,361 --> 00:38:52,531 I should have kept you in immigration 701 00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:55,432 and given you enough grease to swim back. 702 00:38:57,435 --> 00:38:58,537 Take it back. 703 00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:02,541 One taste of that rich food will probably kill me. 704 00:39:02,741 --> 00:39:05,608 Oh, monsieur, non. Excusez moi one minute. 705 00:39:08,312 --> 00:39:11,116 Better to die with this in your mouth 706 00:39:11,316 --> 00:39:13,819 than to live with a New England boiled dinner. 707 00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:15,518 Amen! 708 00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:24,530 Mademoiselle ordered the caneton flambé. 709 00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:27,733 I shall prepare it right before your eyes. 710 00:39:27,933 --> 00:39:30,536 Make it good. This is my first time. 711 00:39:30,736 --> 00:39:31,537 Mine, too. 712 00:39:31,737 --> 00:39:35,138 I will give it my personal touch. 713 00:39:36,974 --> 00:39:39,077 What a wonderful way to drown a duck. 714 00:39:39,277 --> 00:39:41,079 You don't mind, do you? 715 00:39:41,279 --> 00:39:43,582 After all, this is our last night. 716 00:39:43,782 --> 00:39:45,784 Which reminds me, are you packed? 717 00:39:45,984 --> 00:39:48,086 Yeah. For all the fun I've had, 718 00:39:48,286 --> 00:39:50,789 I could have stayed in the bag myself. 719 00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:52,591 If that's all taken care of, 720 00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:55,093 then you won't be busy after dinner? 721 00:39:55,293 --> 00:39:57,162 No. What'd you have in mind? 722 00:39:57,362 --> 00:39:59,665 I think Mr. Weimar and Mr. Stevens 723 00:39:59,865 --> 00:40:02,935 should help you with your speech for the festival. 724 00:40:03,135 --> 00:40:06,271 How about frying up more brandy? 725 00:40:06,471 --> 00:40:09,174 After that, Mr. Wilson will spend some time with you 726 00:40:09,374 --> 00:40:10,909 conjugating french verbs, 727 00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:14,446 the irregular ones which are giving you so much difficulty. 728 00:40:14,646 --> 00:40:16,081 Then I thought we might get together. 729 00:40:16,281 --> 00:40:17,382 Oh, I'd love to. 730 00:40:17,582 --> 00:40:18,217 Ah-ah-ahem! 731 00:40:18,417 --> 00:40:19,718 On matters of protocol. 732 00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:23,222 You'll find them quite interesting. 733 00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:25,457 Gentlemen, I've heard enough. 734 00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:27,693 For four days, I've been serving this table, 735 00:40:27,893 --> 00:40:29,528 and in that time, 736 00:40:29,728 --> 00:40:32,531 no one's said one romantic word to this charming lady. 737 00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:34,733 Is that against regulations, too? 738 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:35,734 Waiter! 739 00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:38,136 What is wrong with her? 740 00:40:38,336 --> 00:40:39,972 From what I can see above the tablecloth, 741 00:40:40,172 --> 00:40:42,975 she is a very attractive young lady. 742 00:40:43,175 --> 00:40:44,610 Thank you, waiter. 743 00:40:44,810 --> 00:40:48,280 I can be wrong, but I must be at least half right. 744 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:52,217 Why don't you get our dessert or something? 745 00:40:52,417 --> 00:40:54,653 Monsieur, your dessert is right here. 746 00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:57,656 Tonight there is a dance in the main ballroom. 747 00:40:57,856 --> 00:41:00,659 I have noticed how the young lady looks at you 748 00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:02,961 when she picks up the wrong spoon. 749 00:41:03,161 --> 00:41:06,665 Believe me, sir, if you take her to the dance tonight, 750 00:41:06,865 --> 00:41:08,834 you will thank me for the rest of your days. 751 00:41:09,034 --> 00:41:10,402 I will? 752 00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:14,406 This is outrageous! I'll report you to the captain. 753 00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:17,409 Not so fast. 24 complaints are ahead of you. 754 00:41:17,609 --> 00:41:19,411 He is right about one thing. 755 00:41:19,611 --> 00:41:21,880 I'd love to go to the dance tonight. 756 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,382 Well... 757 00:41:23,582 --> 00:41:26,618 out of the question. There's too much for you to do. 758 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:30,922 Out of the question. There's too much for you to do. 759 00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:34,126 Miss Jackson, I am no longer a young man, 760 00:41:34,326 --> 00:41:36,094 and I don't dance very well. 761 00:41:36,294 --> 00:41:37,629 My feet are tired 762 00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:40,632 from long hours of serving breakfast in bed, 763 00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:43,135 but if you will do me the honor 764 00:41:43,335 --> 00:41:45,137 to accompany me to the dance, 765 00:41:45,337 --> 00:41:48,507 I will be a young boy again. 766 00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:51,109 That's the nicest invitation I've ever had. 767 00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:53,445 If you plan to disgrace this delegation 768 00:41:53,645 --> 00:41:55,414 by attending the dance with a waiter... 769 00:41:55,614 --> 00:41:57,382 In that case, perhaps I could take her. 770 00:41:57,582 --> 00:41:59,384 You'll do no such thing. 771 00:41:59,584 --> 00:42:02,087 As for you, young lady, finish your dinner. 772 00:42:02,287 --> 00:42:03,388 Forget all this foolishness, 773 00:42:03,588 --> 00:42:05,390 then retire to your cabin. 774 00:42:05,590 --> 00:42:10,062 I didn't ask to come. I was invited. 775 00:42:10,262 --> 00:42:12,097 I was almost shanghaied. 776 00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:13,565 Well, I'm sorry if I'm lowering the tone 777 00:42:13,765 --> 00:42:15,567 of this pallbearers convention, 778 00:42:15,767 --> 00:42:17,369 but I'm sick and tired of taking orders. 779 00:42:17,569 --> 00:42:18,670 And I'm not going to finish my dinner. 780 00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:22,874 I'm not going to my room either. 781 00:42:23,074 --> 00:42:24,176 Take my advice, gentlemen. 782 00:42:24,376 --> 00:42:25,844 Hang on to your life preservers. 783 00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:27,045 Miss Jackson! 784 00:42:27,245 --> 00:42:29,445 Sit down, Winthrop. 785 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:32,484 You eat this duck, you goose. 786 00:42:32,684 --> 00:42:35,552 And I hope you like it well done. 787 00:42:37,354 --> 00:42:39,157 Waiter! Waiter! Do something here! 788 00:42:39,357 --> 00:42:41,791 Goodness, help. 789 00:42:53,037 --> 00:42:54,706 Oh, this is wonderful, Philippe. 790 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:56,575 The whole trip should have been just like this. 791 00:42:56,775 --> 00:42:58,243 It will be. Just wait. 792 00:42:58,443 --> 00:42:59,745 In a few minutes, 793 00:42:59,945 --> 00:43:02,247 Mr. Putnam will get tired of playing chess. 794 00:43:02,447 --> 00:43:04,249 He will come looking for you, 795 00:43:04,449 --> 00:43:05,951 tap me on the shoulder... 796 00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:06,952 you see? 797 00:43:07,152 --> 00:43:07,986 Philippe. 798 00:43:08,186 --> 00:43:09,254 Peek-a-boo. 799 00:43:09,454 --> 00:43:11,256 Mademoiselle, I'm most embarrassed, 800 00:43:11,456 --> 00:43:14,259 but do you realize this man is a steward? 801 00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:15,961 He's an angel. 802 00:43:16,161 --> 00:43:17,262 Sacre bleu. 803 00:43:17,462 --> 00:43:19,264 Fouquet has done it again. 804 00:43:19,464 --> 00:43:20,966 Now if you'll allow us... 805 00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:22,601 That is impossible. 806 00:43:22,801 --> 00:43:24,603 We were very lenient with you, 807 00:43:24,803 --> 00:43:26,671 but you've gone too far. 808 00:43:26,871 --> 00:43:28,673 Sorry, mademoiselle. You may remain, 809 00:43:28,873 --> 00:43:30,675 but your gay companion may not. 810 00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:34,012 Well, in that case, I don't stay either. 811 00:43:34,212 --> 00:43:35,447 Come, ma cherie. 812 00:43:35,647 --> 00:43:38,715 We'll take our business to another boat. 813 00:43:40,918 --> 00:43:43,422 I'm sorry you got dressed up and everything. 814 00:43:43,622 --> 00:43:46,425 It was very sweet of you to ask me tonight, 815 00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:49,428 but I better go back to my cabin. 816 00:43:49,628 --> 00:43:51,730 Look, do you wish to live a life 817 00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:54,166 of New England boiled dinners and poached eggs? 818 00:43:54,366 --> 00:43:55,434 No. 819 00:43:55,634 --> 00:43:57,068 Do you wish to spend your evenings 820 00:43:57,268 --> 00:43:58,170 studying somebody's agenda? 821 00:43:58,370 --> 00:43:59,304 No. 822 00:43:59,504 --> 00:44:01,139 Do you wish instead 823 00:44:01,339 --> 00:44:04,342 to place yourself completely in the hands of a Frenchman 824 00:44:04,542 --> 00:44:06,344 with imagination, joie de vivre, 825 00:44:06,544 --> 00:44:08,578 and years and years of experience? 826 00:44:09,380 --> 00:44:12,548 Lafayette, I am here. 827 00:44:15,753 --> 00:44:17,255 Cinderella shall go to the ball, 828 00:44:17,455 --> 00:44:19,989 even if it's through the back entrance. 829 00:44:21,058 --> 00:44:23,059 Silence! Silence! 830 00:44:25,629 --> 00:44:27,165 Clear everything out of the way. 831 00:44:27,365 --> 00:44:28,967 The dance is about to begin. 832 00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:32,170 Philippe, Philippe, have you gone mad? Where have you been? 833 00:44:32,370 --> 00:44:33,505 There's work to do. 834 00:44:33,705 --> 00:44:35,307 Yes, there's work to be done. 835 00:44:35,507 --> 00:44:38,810 This charming young lady has been on our boat 836 00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:41,179 four lovely moonlit nights, and nothing has happened. 837 00:44:41,379 --> 00:44:42,214 Nothin'! 838 00:44:42,414 --> 00:44:45,917 And on a french boat. 839 00:44:46,117 --> 00:44:47,752 You know what this poor little child 840 00:44:47,952 --> 00:44:49,788 has been doing with her evenings? 841 00:44:49,988 --> 00:44:51,356 Conjugating verbs. 842 00:44:51,556 --> 00:44:55,527 Je vais, Tu vas, il Va. 843 00:44:55,727 --> 00:44:57,128 Silence! the honor of France is at stake. 844 00:44:57,328 --> 00:44:58,597 Oui! Absolument! 845 00:44:58,797 --> 00:45:02,300 Shall we allow her to return to America unconjugated? 846 00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:03,602 Mais non! Mais non! 847 00:45:03,802 --> 00:45:05,103 No! No, gentlemen! Never! 848 00:45:05,303 --> 00:45:06,805 Please sit down. 849 00:45:07,005 --> 00:45:09,307 Even though they won't allow us to the main salon, 850 00:45:09,507 --> 00:45:11,441 we'll have our dance here. 851 00:45:13,911 --> 00:45:15,580 Well, well, well, well, my friends, 852 00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:17,949 are you mice or Frenchmen? 853 00:45:18,149 --> 00:45:19,284 Frenchmen! Frenchmen! 854 00:45:19,484 --> 00:45:20,685 Oui! 855 00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:24,022 ♪ Je vais, Tu vas, il Va ♪ 856 00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:27,259 ♪ nous allons, vous allez, ils vont ♪ 857 00:45:27,459 --> 00:45:29,928 ♪ je vais, Tu vas, il Va ♪ 858 00:45:30,128 --> 00:45:32,795 ♪ nous allons, vous allez, ils vont... ♪ 859 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:38,463 messieurs, I am sorry to make you wait 860 00:46:38,663 --> 00:46:39,965 for your carbonated soda, 861 00:46:40,165 --> 00:46:42,000 but the kitchen was awful crowded. 862 00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,468 A toast to french cooking. 863 00:46:43,668 --> 00:46:45,737 My stomach will never be the same. 864 00:46:45,937 --> 00:46:47,739 There's never been such a night. 865 00:46:47,939 --> 00:46:50,241 The waiters are dancing in the kitchen. 866 00:46:50,441 --> 00:46:51,743 Even the chef joined them. 867 00:46:51,943 --> 00:46:54,746 And Miss Jackson danced with all of them. 868 00:46:54,946 --> 00:46:56,581 The true spirit of democracy. 869 00:46:56,781 --> 00:46:57,916 Vive l'amérique! 870 00:46:58,116 --> 00:47:00,952 And now, gentlemen, I must leave you. 871 00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:03,319 I have the next dance. 872 00:47:04,788 --> 00:47:07,459 Gentlemen, it was a noble experiment, 873 00:47:07,659 --> 00:47:09,127 but it hasn't worked out. 874 00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:12,030 We've been inconsiderate of Miss Jackson. She's young... 875 00:47:12,230 --> 00:47:13,832 she must be told at once... 876 00:47:14,032 --> 00:47:15,767 And beautiful and full of spirit... 877 00:47:15,967 --> 00:47:17,569 that we're returning her to the United States. 878 00:47:17,769 --> 00:47:20,538 Sir, I'm not in complete accord, 879 00:47:20,738 --> 00:47:22,540 but if that is your desire, 880 00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:24,643 please don't be harsh with her. 881 00:47:24,843 --> 00:47:26,911 I shan't be harsh at all. 882 00:47:27,111 --> 00:47:28,845 That is your job. 883 00:47:31,114 --> 00:47:34,619 Very well, sir. I shall tell her... 884 00:47:34,819 --> 00:47:38,321 But her reaction is apt to be violent. 885 00:47:42,125 --> 00:47:47,663 Mr. Weimar, if I don't return, finish the game. 886 00:48:09,353 --> 00:48:10,288 Pardon me. 887 00:48:10,488 --> 00:48:11,756 Oh, Monsieur Putnam. 888 00:48:11,956 --> 00:48:14,459 The representative of that great country 889 00:48:14,659 --> 00:48:16,394 for which we have such great respect... 890 00:48:16,594 --> 00:48:17,662 what is it again? 891 00:48:17,862 --> 00:48:19,664 United States. The United States. 892 00:48:19,864 --> 00:48:21,366 The United States. 893 00:48:21,566 --> 00:48:23,301 Let's drink a toast to the United States. 894 00:48:23,501 --> 00:48:24,669 United States. 895 00:48:24,869 --> 00:48:26,671 I'm sorry, gentlemen. I never drink. 896 00:48:26,871 --> 00:48:29,174 The gentleman refuses to toast his own country? 897 00:48:29,374 --> 00:48:31,676 Of which he is the official representative? 898 00:48:31,876 --> 00:48:34,679 This will make big news in Moscow. 899 00:48:34,879 --> 00:48:36,381 Of course it will. 900 00:48:36,581 --> 00:48:38,183 I wouldn't want the committee 901 00:48:38,383 --> 00:48:40,885 investigating the committees to investigate me. 902 00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:41,686 That's better. 903 00:48:41,886 --> 00:48:43,188 To the United States. 904 00:48:43,388 --> 00:48:45,390 To the United States. To the United States. 905 00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:49,492 Excusez moi. And not to France? 906 00:48:52,297 --> 00:48:54,566 It's very important to toast France. 907 00:48:54,766 --> 00:48:55,834 To France. 908 00:48:56,034 --> 00:48:57,733 Vive la France! Vive la France! 909 00:49:04,508 --> 00:49:06,111 Miss Jackson, I promise you, 910 00:49:06,311 --> 00:49:09,114 in Paris, every night it will be the same thing. 911 00:49:09,314 --> 00:49:12,317 I will unfreeze my money. You will unfreeze me. 912 00:49:12,517 --> 00:49:14,319 Don't stop me now. I'm tickin'! 913 00:49:14,519 --> 00:49:17,689 Yeah! Yeah! Bravo! 914 00:49:17,889 --> 00:49:20,225 ♪ For three nights straight ♪ 915 00:49:20,425 --> 00:49:23,695 ♪ I've been forced to act sedate ♪ 916 00:49:23,895 --> 00:49:27,930 ♪ And may I say I didn't like the role? ♪ 917 00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:30,502 ♪ Thanks to you ♪ 918 00:49:30,702 --> 00:49:32,637 ♪ My friends ♪ 919 00:49:32,837 --> 00:49:36,608 ♪ My pretense now ends ♪ 920 00:49:36,808 --> 00:49:38,810 ♪ And you'll forgive me ♪ 921 00:49:39,010 --> 00:49:43,479 ♪ If I kinda lose control ♪ 922 00:49:47,050 --> 00:49:49,420 ♪ I don't care what I did last night ♪ 923 00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:50,889 ♪ And the night before that ♪ 924 00:49:51,089 --> 00:49:53,258 ♪ And the night before that, too ♪ 925 00:49:53,458 --> 00:49:55,160 ♪ I'm gonna ring the bell tonight ♪ 926 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:57,162 ♪ I'm gonna ring the bell tonight ♪ 927 00:49:57,362 --> 00:50:00,532 ♪ That's what I'm gonna do ♪ 928 00:50:00,732 --> 00:50:02,567 ♪ I'm aglow and I'm feelin' ♪ 929 00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:04,235 ♪ So happy, new year's evey ♪ 930 00:50:04,435 --> 00:50:07,105 ♪ Hang the captain and the crew ♪ 931 00:50:07,305 --> 00:50:09,140 ♪ We're gonna pop the cork tonight ♪ 932 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:11,476 ♪ We're gonna pop the cork tonight ♪ 933 00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:14,245 ♪ That's what we're gonna do ♪ 934 00:50:14,445 --> 00:50:17,582 ♪ And when the band takes five minutes' intermission ♪ 935 00:50:17,782 --> 00:50:18,950 ♪ You'll be wishin' ♪ 936 00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:20,919 ♪ The intermission's through ♪ 937 00:50:21,119 --> 00:50:22,654 ♪ Here's to you, here's to me ♪ 938 00:50:22,854 --> 00:50:25,123 ♪ And here's to a life that's merry ♪ 939 00:50:25,323 --> 00:50:27,625 ♪ I've just gotta whoop-dee-doo ♪ 940 00:50:27,825 --> 00:50:29,294 ♪ We're gonna rock the boat tonight ♪ 941 00:50:29,494 --> 00:50:31,663 ♪ We're gonna rock the boat tonight ♪ 942 00:50:31,863 --> 00:50:34,232 ♪ That's what we're gonna do ♪ 943 00:50:34,432 --> 00:50:38,267 ♪ When there's a fiddler fiddlin' fancy ♪ 944 00:50:41,438 --> 00:50:44,776 ♪ It makes me feel so doggone dancey ♪ 945 00:50:44,976 --> 00:50:48,112 ♪ But it could be the bubbly brew ♪ 946 00:50:48,312 --> 00:50:51,814 ♪ What makes the saxophone so waily? ♪ 947 00:50:54,418 --> 00:50:57,222 ♪ Just get yourself a ukulele ♪ 948 00:50:57,422 --> 00:51:01,459 ♪ And you can wicky a-wacky a-whoo ♪ 949 00:51:01,659 --> 00:51:03,061 ♪ Here's to you and to me ♪ 950 00:51:03,261 --> 00:51:05,563 ♪ And here's to a life that's merry ♪ 951 00:51:05,763 --> 00:51:07,765 ♪ If they wanna, they can sue ♪ 952 00:51:07,965 --> 00:51:09,801 ♪ We're gonna rock the boat tonight ♪ 953 00:51:10,001 --> 00:51:12,036 ♪ We're gonna rock the boat tonight ♪ 954 00:51:12,236 --> 00:51:14,706 ♪ That's what we're gonna do ♪ 955 00:51:14,906 --> 00:51:16,474 ♪ I'm gonna ring the bell ♪ 956 00:51:16,674 --> 00:51:18,209 ♪ I'm gonna pop the cork ♪ 957 00:51:18,409 --> 00:51:21,579 ♪ And if the boat sinks, it serves them right ♪ 958 00:51:21,779 --> 00:51:23,815 ♪ 'Cause I'm gonna, quote ♪ 959 00:51:24,015 --> 00:51:25,350 ♪ Rock ♪ ♪ Rock ♪ 960 00:51:25,550 --> 00:51:31,456 ♪ I'm gonna rock the boat tonight ♪ 961 00:51:31,656 --> 00:51:32,955 Hey! Yay! 962 00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:39,664 To Ethiopia. 963 00:51:39,864 --> 00:51:41,897 Ethiopia! 964 00:51:42,632 --> 00:51:44,002 And Afghanistan. 965 00:51:44,202 --> 00:51:45,968 Afghanistan. 966 00:51:47,370 --> 00:51:50,375 And if you can think of any more countries, 967 00:51:50,575 --> 00:51:52,443 you let me know. 968 00:51:52,643 --> 00:51:53,878 Oh... 969 00:51:54,078 --> 00:51:57,181 Uh-oh. The ball is now over. 970 00:51:57,381 --> 00:52:00,382 Cinderella goes back to the ash heap. 971 00:52:02,085 --> 00:52:03,888 I shall go quietly. 972 00:52:04,088 --> 00:52:04,923 Well, you heard me. 973 00:52:05,123 --> 00:52:06,691 As if I didn't know 974 00:52:06,891 --> 00:52:09,894 what you and that brain trust have been planning... 975 00:52:10,094 --> 00:52:12,196 send me home on the first plane 976 00:52:12,396 --> 00:52:15,099 and hope it runs out of gas. 977 00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:18,303 Go on. Tell me I'm a disgrace to my country. 978 00:52:18,503 --> 00:52:19,837 Say something. 979 00:52:20,037 --> 00:52:22,507 I've only got one thing to say to you. 980 00:52:22,707 --> 00:52:24,142 What's that? 981 00:52:24,342 --> 00:52:26,811 What a built. 982 00:52:27,011 --> 00:52:30,548 Well, that doesn't sound like S. Winthrop Putnam. 983 00:52:30,748 --> 00:52:32,183 Oh, call me Sam. 984 00:52:32,383 --> 00:52:35,353 Mr. Putnam, you mustn't blame Miss Jackson. 985 00:52:35,553 --> 00:52:37,021 The fault is mine. 986 00:52:37,221 --> 00:52:39,023 I made her come here. 987 00:52:39,223 --> 00:52:42,226 I made her have a little champagne. 988 00:52:42,426 --> 00:52:43,959 I made her dance. 989 00:52:47,564 --> 00:52:49,131 The medal will come later. 990 00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:52,737 Shall we dance? 991 00:52:52,937 --> 00:52:55,807 I think you better go to your room and have a poached egg. 992 00:52:56,007 --> 00:52:58,607 Don't fight it. I'm masterful tonight. 993 00:53:00,544 --> 00:53:03,381 ♪ I don't care what you did last night ♪ 994 00:53:03,581 --> 00:53:04,949 ♪ And the night before that ♪ 995 00:53:05,149 --> 00:53:07,452 ♪ And the night before that, too ♪ 996 00:53:07,652 --> 00:53:09,320 ♪ We're gonna ring the bell tonight ♪ 997 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,656 ♪ We're gonna ring the bell tonight ♪ 998 00:53:11,856 --> 00:53:15,057 ♪ That's what we're gonna do ♪ 999 00:55:36,399 --> 00:55:38,236 I didn't know they danced like that in the State Department. 1000 00:55:38,436 --> 00:55:41,239 It depends on what kind of a state you're in. 1001 00:55:41,439 --> 00:55:44,242 You know something? You turned out to be pretty human. 1002 00:55:44,442 --> 00:55:47,710 I'll show you exactly how human I've become. 1003 00:55:51,781 --> 00:55:52,683 ♪ He's the king ♪ 1004 00:55:52,883 --> 00:55:54,252 ♪ He's so free ♪ 1005 00:55:54,452 --> 00:55:56,154 ♪ Voilà! Now he's something different ♪ 1006 00:55:56,354 --> 00:55:59,056 ♪ We can do the same for you ♪ 1007 00:55:59,256 --> 00:56:00,525 ♪ We're gonna ring the bell tonight ♪ 1008 00:56:00,725 --> 00:56:02,927 ♪ They're gonna ring the bell tonight ♪ 1009 00:56:03,127 --> 00:56:05,260 ♪ That's what we're gonna ♪ 1010 00:56:10,633 --> 00:56:11,700 Poof! 1011 00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:31,522 Mr. Putnam... 1012 00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:33,324 Mm-hmm? 1013 00:56:33,524 --> 00:56:36,527 You don't have to apologize for kissing me, 1014 00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:38,529 even if you are engaged. 1015 00:56:38,729 --> 00:56:39,530 I understand. 1016 00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:41,032 You didn't mind? 1017 00:56:41,232 --> 00:56:43,034 Oh, no. 1018 00:56:43,234 --> 00:56:46,735 In that case, pardon me. 1019 00:56:54,878 --> 00:56:56,180 Night, Sam. 1020 00:56:56,380 --> 00:56:57,413 Night. 1021 00:57:15,665 --> 00:57:16,734 Wrong cabin. 1022 00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:18,035 Me, too. 1023 00:57:18,235 --> 00:57:19,568 Pardon me. 1024 00:57:29,579 --> 00:57:30,748 Night, Sam. 1025 00:57:30,948 --> 00:57:32,281 Night. 1026 00:57:57,707 --> 00:57:59,243 You know, it must be wonderful to go to Vassar 1027 00:57:59,443 --> 00:58:02,079 and have the State Department for a father. 1028 00:58:02,279 --> 00:58:05,249 Not if you talk about it all the time. 1029 00:58:05,449 --> 00:58:07,084 My father was a janitor. 1030 00:58:07,284 --> 00:58:09,654 Equitable building. 48th and 8th avenue. 1031 00:58:09,854 --> 00:58:11,589 I like janitors. 1032 00:58:11,789 --> 00:58:12,623 So do I... 1033 00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:14,125 My father anyway. 1034 00:58:14,325 --> 00:58:16,127 If we didn't have them, 1035 00:58:16,327 --> 00:58:19,528 the Pentagon would be knee-deep in memorandums. 1036 00:58:21,998 --> 00:58:22,900 Good night. 1037 00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:24,399 Good night. 1038 00:59:01,671 --> 00:59:04,175 He wasn't an ordinary janitor, you know. 1039 00:59:04,375 --> 00:59:07,178 They gave him a watch, gold-filled. 1040 00:59:07,378 --> 00:59:09,044 I'm sure it was. 1041 00:59:10,446 --> 00:59:12,183 Well... Good night, Sam. 1042 00:59:12,383 --> 00:59:13,916 Good night. 1043 00:59:16,719 --> 00:59:17,588 Night. 1044 00:59:17,788 --> 00:59:18,820 Good night. 1045 01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:17,615 Are you going to marry her? 1046 01:00:17,815 --> 01:00:20,050 Her father's a very important man. 1047 01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:21,452 Are you going to marry him? 1048 01:00:21,652 --> 01:00:24,455 I'm not marrying either one if I can help it, 1049 01:00:24,655 --> 01:00:26,357 but I don't know if I can help it. 1050 01:00:26,557 --> 01:00:28,626 Our engagement's been announced... 1051 01:00:28,826 --> 01:00:30,359 In the congressional record. 1052 01:00:39,335 --> 01:00:40,602 Well... 1053 01:00:41,871 --> 01:00:43,972 Well... 1054 01:00:46,175 --> 01:00:47,676 Good night. 1055 01:00:55,184 --> 01:00:56,618 Good night. 1056 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,169 You're in the wrong cabin again. 1057 01:01:12,369 --> 01:01:13,902 No. This one's mine. 1058 01:01:15,905 --> 01:01:17,806 Oh. I'm sorry. 1059 01:01:29,185 --> 01:01:31,355 Wait a minute. 1060 01:01:31,555 --> 01:01:32,656 This one's yours. 1061 01:01:32,856 --> 01:01:35,092 I have a larger hot water bottle. 1062 01:01:35,292 --> 01:01:37,228 Are you sure? 1063 01:01:37,428 --> 01:01:38,794 Listen... 1064 01:01:43,099 --> 01:01:45,703 There's a man aboard who can settle the whole thing. 1065 01:01:45,903 --> 01:01:46,737 Who? 1066 01:01:46,937 --> 01:01:47,671 The captain. 1067 01:01:47,871 --> 01:01:49,974 You mean because he marries people? 1068 01:01:50,174 --> 01:01:54,178 Then we can spend the night in your cabin... 1069 01:01:54,378 --> 01:01:56,180 Or my cabin... 1070 01:01:56,380 --> 01:01:57,181 Or both. 1071 01:01:57,381 --> 01:01:59,884 Oh, that sounds fair. 1072 01:02:00,084 --> 01:02:01,185 Let's do it. 1073 01:02:01,385 --> 01:02:02,353 Incidentally, 1074 01:02:02,553 --> 01:02:05,823 I love you very much... 1075 01:02:06,023 --> 01:02:07,892 Ethel. 1076 01:02:08,092 --> 01:02:10,194 Me, too, Sam. 1077 01:02:10,394 --> 01:02:11,896 Uh-uh. 1078 01:02:12,096 --> 01:02:15,299 First, the captain. 1079 01:02:15,499 --> 01:02:16,901 Do you, mademoiselle, 1080 01:02:17,101 --> 01:02:19,703 take this man for your lawful wedded husband? 1081 01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:20,504 I do. 1082 01:02:20,704 --> 01:02:22,239 And you, monsieur, 1083 01:02:22,439 --> 01:02:25,009 do you take this woman for your lawful wedded wife? 1084 01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:26,310 I do. Ha ha! 1085 01:02:26,510 --> 01:02:28,078 Not you. You're the witness. 1086 01:02:28,278 --> 01:02:29,313 I do. 1087 01:02:29,513 --> 01:02:31,615 I now pronounce you man and wife 1088 01:02:31,815 --> 01:02:33,617 by the authority vested in me 1089 01:02:33,817 --> 01:02:36,752 as the captain of this ship. 1090 01:02:41,491 --> 01:02:42,359 Ah, congratulations! 1091 01:02:42,559 --> 01:02:44,061 Thank you very much. 1092 01:02:44,261 --> 01:02:45,062 Congratulations! 1093 01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:46,063 Thank you. 1094 01:02:46,263 --> 01:02:47,064 Congratulations! 1095 01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:48,365 Thank you very much. 1096 01:02:48,565 --> 01:02:50,234 Thank you... oh! 1097 01:02:50,434 --> 01:02:53,237 Well, I guess we better go now... 1098 01:02:53,437 --> 01:02:56,240 well, nothing else to do around here. 1099 01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,242 Good-bye, and thanks so much. 1100 01:02:58,442 --> 01:02:59,243 Good-bye. 1101 01:02:59,443 --> 01:03:00,244 Good-bye. 1102 01:03:00,444 --> 01:03:01,545 Where are you going? 1103 01:03:01,745 --> 01:03:03,147 I am the witness. 1104 01:03:03,347 --> 01:03:04,415 Not anymore you aren't. 1105 01:03:04,615 --> 01:03:05,849 Thanks for everything, Philippe. 1106 01:03:06,049 --> 01:03:09,053 You better have some black coffee right now. 1107 01:03:09,253 --> 01:03:10,354 Yes. Thank you. 1108 01:03:10,554 --> 01:03:12,256 Ha ha ha! 1109 01:03:12,456 --> 01:03:15,290 Oh, uh, uh, thank you. 1110 01:03:18,161 --> 01:03:20,264 ♪ I know ♪ 1111 01:03:20,464 --> 01:03:22,433 ♪ A place ♪ 1112 01:03:22,633 --> 01:03:27,237 ♪ A very special place ♪ 1113 01:03:27,437 --> 01:03:31,542 ♪ A place where we alone ♪ 1114 01:03:31,742 --> 01:03:35,479 ♪ Can go ♪ 1115 01:03:35,679 --> 01:03:38,115 ♪ No one sails ♪ 1116 01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:40,150 ♪ To its shore ♪ 1117 01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:43,787 ♪ There's no shore at all ♪ 1118 01:03:43,987 --> 01:03:49,226 ♪ No house, no door at all ♪ 1119 01:03:49,426 --> 01:03:51,228 ♪ Still, it's there ♪ 1120 01:03:51,428 --> 01:03:54,331 ♪ Bright and fair ♪ 1121 01:03:54,531 --> 01:03:58,435 ♪ The day you guess ♪ 1122 01:03:58,635 --> 01:04:03,440 ♪ The place and its address ♪ 1123 01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:09,144 ♪ That day our happiness will start ♪ 1124 01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:14,451 ♪ Is it far? ♪ 1125 01:04:14,651 --> 01:04:17,721 ♪ Is it near? ♪ 1126 01:04:17,921 --> 01:04:20,257 ♪ When we kiss ♪ 1127 01:04:20,457 --> 01:04:26,130 ♪ You'll see it clearly ♪ 1128 01:04:26,330 --> 01:04:30,434 ♪ It's the place ♪ 1129 01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:36,938 ♪ You hold in my heart ♪ 1130 01:04:55,791 --> 01:04:56,927 Oh, Mon capitaine, 1131 01:04:57,127 --> 01:04:59,797 I always thought you were a stiff-necked idiot, 1132 01:04:59,997 --> 01:05:01,365 but tonight you've shown me 1133 01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:05,069 that you're a romantic stiff-necked idiot. 1134 01:05:05,269 --> 01:05:07,002 I salute you. 1135 01:05:08,471 --> 01:05:09,306 Francois... 1136 01:05:09,506 --> 01:05:10,374 Of course! 1137 01:05:10,574 --> 01:05:12,876 Help me to open this up. 1138 01:05:13,076 --> 01:05:17,681 But what's a busboy doing in a captain's cabin? 1139 01:05:17,881 --> 01:05:19,049 Stealing his liquor, 1140 01:05:19,249 --> 01:05:20,084 what else? 1141 01:05:20,284 --> 01:05:21,852 It doesn't make sense. 1142 01:05:22,052 --> 01:05:24,855 A ship this size with a combination captain and busboy? 1143 01:05:25,055 --> 01:05:28,158 Oh, sober up, Philippe. I am not the captain. 1144 01:05:28,358 --> 01:05:30,294 Then why were you wearing his jacket? 1145 01:05:30,494 --> 01:05:32,496 Because when you and your friends knock on the door, 1146 01:05:32,696 --> 01:05:35,699 I have to improvise. 1147 01:05:35,899 --> 01:05:37,067 Stop all this talking. 1148 01:05:37,267 --> 01:05:39,803 They're running out of liquor in the kitchen. 1149 01:05:40,003 --> 01:05:43,507 Francois, you have married my American friends. 1150 01:05:43,707 --> 01:05:44,575 I am sorry. 1151 01:05:44,775 --> 01:05:46,577 Tomorrow I will divorce them. 1152 01:05:46,777 --> 01:05:48,812 But we must stop them! 1153 01:05:49,012 --> 01:05:52,983 That's no way to repay them for the Marshall Plan. 1154 01:05:53,183 --> 01:05:55,285 I must tell them they weren't married... 1155 01:05:55,485 --> 01:05:57,821 that you were impersonating the captain. 1156 01:05:58,021 --> 01:06:01,024 This is a serious crime on the high seas. 1157 01:06:01,224 --> 01:06:01,959 I'll be put in irons. 1158 01:06:02,159 --> 01:06:04,161 You'll be sent back to America. 1159 01:06:04,361 --> 01:06:05,462 What can we do? 1160 01:06:05,662 --> 01:06:07,631 Keep them apart while on the ship. 1161 01:06:07,831 --> 01:06:08,899 Once they hit shore, 1162 01:06:09,099 --> 01:06:11,401 you can tell them they're not married, 1163 01:06:11,601 --> 01:06:13,403 because what happened here tonight 1164 01:06:13,603 --> 01:06:15,906 the captain must never find out. 1165 01:06:16,106 --> 01:06:19,443 What must I never find out, gentlemen? 1166 01:06:19,643 --> 01:06:21,245 What are you doing here? 1167 01:06:21,445 --> 01:06:23,113 Just stealing your liquor, 1168 01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:24,715 that's all. 1169 01:06:24,915 --> 01:06:27,618 I'm sick in bed a few days, 1170 01:06:27,818 --> 01:06:29,920 and the whole ship goes crazy! 1171 01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:32,923 Dancing in the kitchen, stealing my champagne! 1172 01:06:33,123 --> 01:06:35,626 You realize you are both discharged? 1173 01:06:35,826 --> 01:06:38,128 Thank you very much and good night. 1174 01:06:38,328 --> 01:06:39,630 Where are you going? 1175 01:06:39,830 --> 01:06:40,931 To the kitchen. 1176 01:06:41,131 --> 01:06:43,133 Sit down, Monsieur Fouquet. 1177 01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:44,866 You, too. 1178 01:06:47,837 --> 01:06:50,941 I wish to have a long talk with you. 1179 01:06:51,141 --> 01:06:52,943 Couldn't you boil it down 1180 01:06:53,143 --> 01:06:54,845 for the Reader's Digest? 1181 01:06:55,045 --> 01:06:55,646 Sure. 1182 01:06:55,846 --> 01:06:57,245 Monsieur Fouquet... 1183 01:06:58,714 --> 01:07:01,652 ♪ Dum dum da da dum dum ♪ 1184 01:07:01,852 --> 01:07:02,886 ♪ Da dum da da da ♪ 1185 01:07:03,086 --> 01:07:06,290 ♪ Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee ♪ 1186 01:07:06,490 --> 01:07:07,790 ♪ Da da da dum da... ♪ 1187 01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:12,162 Toothbrush. 1188 01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:15,666 I always read myself to sleep. 1189 01:07:15,866 --> 01:07:17,734 ♪ Dee Dee da da da dum ♪ 1190 01:07:17,934 --> 01:07:21,872 ♪ Do dum dum do-do Dee Dee Dee ♪ 1191 01:07:22,072 --> 01:07:24,675 You take care of one. I'll handle the other. 1192 01:07:24,875 --> 01:07:27,075 I hate myself already. 1193 01:07:28,911 --> 01:07:31,279 ♪ Do do-do do-do do do ♪ 1194 01:07:35,584 --> 01:07:36,820 ♪ Da da da dum ♪ 1195 01:07:37,020 --> 01:07:38,121 ♪ De-dum dum-dum ♪ 1196 01:07:38,321 --> 01:07:40,390 ♪ Da da da da de-dum dum-dum ♪ 1197 01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:42,090 ♪ Da da da dum ♪ 1198 01:07:46,395 --> 01:07:48,599 ♪ Da da da rum de-dum bum-bum ♪ 1199 01:07:48,799 --> 01:07:50,601 ♪ Da da da rum de-dum bum-bum ♪ 1200 01:07:50,801 --> 01:07:54,202 ♪ Da da mm-mmm mm-mmm ♪ 1201 01:08:10,586 --> 01:08:11,421 Monsieur... 1202 01:08:11,621 --> 01:08:12,723 Compliments of the chef. 1203 01:08:12,923 --> 01:08:14,324 Your wedding breakfast. 1204 01:08:14,524 --> 01:08:15,425 Breakfast? 1205 01:08:15,625 --> 01:08:17,728 It's the middle of the night! 1206 01:08:17,928 --> 01:08:19,363 The night's even scarcely begun! 1207 01:08:19,563 --> 01:08:20,430 Good. 1208 01:08:20,630 --> 01:08:21,732 Philippe, you're drunk. 1209 01:08:21,932 --> 01:08:24,735 I could not do what I am about to do 1210 01:08:24,935 --> 01:08:26,436 if I were sober. 1211 01:08:26,636 --> 01:08:27,669 Philippe! 1212 01:08:28,939 --> 01:08:31,441 I've heard of breakfast in bed, 1213 01:08:31,641 --> 01:08:32,476 but this is ridiculous! 1214 01:08:32,676 --> 01:08:33,744 Forgive me. 1215 01:08:33,944 --> 01:08:36,680 I'll take this to be cleaned immediately. 1216 01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:37,915 No! 1217 01:08:38,115 --> 01:08:38,749 No. 1218 01:08:38,949 --> 01:08:41,251 Excuse me. 1219 01:08:41,451 --> 01:08:45,253 It may be some time before I get back. 1220 01:08:46,489 --> 01:08:48,292 Talk to each other, huh? 1221 01:08:48,492 --> 01:08:50,158 What about? 1222 01:08:57,968 --> 01:09:00,001 Listen, I... 1223 01:09:11,914 --> 01:09:14,584 I have taken care of that cabin also. 1224 01:09:14,784 --> 01:09:17,952 We're giving this boat a bad name. 1225 01:09:21,690 --> 01:09:23,493 You'll like my folks. 1226 01:09:23,693 --> 01:09:24,795 Will I? 1227 01:09:24,995 --> 01:09:26,797 Father is a professor... 1228 01:09:26,997 --> 01:09:29,464 At Massachusetts Institute of Tech... 1229 01:09:30,966 --> 01:09:31,802 nology. 1230 01:09:32,002 --> 01:09:34,469 No wonder you're so smart. 1231 01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:37,507 Smart enough to marry you 1232 01:09:37,707 --> 01:09:39,207 before you could back out. 1233 01:09:44,547 --> 01:09:47,217 You know, somehow I don't really feel married. 1234 01:09:47,417 --> 01:09:48,885 Neither do I. 1235 01:09:49,085 --> 01:09:53,056 I guess you don't feel like it till about the second year. 1236 01:09:53,256 --> 01:09:54,289 Oh... 1237 01:09:57,826 --> 01:09:59,928 sooner than that! 1238 01:10:07,736 --> 01:10:11,408 Mrs. S. Winthrop Putnam. 1239 01:10:11,608 --> 01:10:14,008 Mrs. Sam Putnam. 1240 01:10:18,948 --> 01:10:21,015 Excuse me, darling. 1241 01:10:38,634 --> 01:10:39,669 Toothbrush. 1242 01:10:39,869 --> 01:10:41,703 Ha ha ha ha! 1243 01:10:43,339 --> 01:10:44,441 Oh... 1244 01:10:44,641 --> 01:10:47,642 I'm so sleepy. 1245 01:10:48,644 --> 01:10:49,946 Sam, what happened? 1246 01:10:50,146 --> 01:10:51,646 Are you all right? 1247 01:10:53,149 --> 01:10:54,584 Now who's that? 1248 01:10:54,784 --> 01:10:56,953 Probably your drunken friend Philippe with another breakfast. 1249 01:10:57,153 --> 01:10:59,587 I'm sure he thinks this is amusing. 1250 01:11:00,624 --> 01:11:01,625 Go away! 1251 01:11:01,825 --> 01:11:04,027 Grab an anchor and jump overboard! 1252 01:11:04,227 --> 01:11:06,494 What was that, young man? 1253 01:11:08,430 --> 01:11:09,599 Just a minute. 1254 01:11:09,799 --> 01:11:11,802 It's Secretary Sherman! What do we do? 1255 01:11:12,002 --> 01:11:12,903 Tell him we're married. 1256 01:11:13,103 --> 01:11:15,539 We can maybe use his cabin. 1257 01:11:15,739 --> 01:11:17,941 Shh! 1258 01:11:18,141 --> 01:11:19,409 No. We can't do that. 1259 01:11:19,609 --> 01:11:20,677 Why not? 1260 01:11:20,877 --> 01:11:22,979 I'll have to break it to him gently. 1261 01:11:23,179 --> 01:11:25,682 After all, I'm going to marry his daughter. 1262 01:11:25,882 --> 01:11:26,683 Or am I? 1263 01:11:26,883 --> 01:11:28,485 You'd better go in there. 1264 01:11:28,685 --> 01:11:31,352 What a place to spend my honeymoon. 1265 01:11:36,892 --> 01:11:38,528 Well, young man, 1266 01:11:38,728 --> 01:11:40,764 I hope you're satisfied with what you've done tonight. 1267 01:11:40,964 --> 01:11:42,899 No. I can't say that I am. 1268 01:11:43,099 --> 01:11:46,236 That scene in the kitchen 1269 01:11:46,436 --> 01:11:48,605 was carrying things a little too far. 1270 01:11:48,805 --> 01:11:49,773 Close that door. 1271 01:11:49,973 --> 01:11:51,639 I'll do my best. 1272 01:11:57,613 --> 01:11:58,915 Had a bad dream. 1273 01:11:59,115 --> 01:12:00,417 Really? 1274 01:12:00,617 --> 01:12:02,083 Indians. 1275 01:12:03,118 --> 01:12:04,921 You don't seem to understand 1276 01:12:05,121 --> 01:12:06,923 the seriousness of this situation. 1277 01:12:07,123 --> 01:12:08,925 I've got something very important 1278 01:12:09,125 --> 01:12:11,928 that I want to talk to you about. 1279 01:12:12,128 --> 01:12:13,230 Winthrop, you must realize 1280 01:12:13,430 --> 01:12:16,664 that the American people... 1281 01:12:22,938 --> 01:12:25,942 expect their officials to be appointed from the people 1282 01:12:26,142 --> 01:12:29,310 but not to act like the people. 1283 01:12:35,617 --> 01:12:38,255 And carousing with chorus girls in the kitchen 1284 01:12:38,455 --> 01:12:42,425 is not the way to win friends and influence voters. 1285 01:12:42,625 --> 01:12:44,828 Any further gossip about you and Miss Jackson, 1286 01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:46,863 and I wouldn't blame my daughter 1287 01:12:47,063 --> 01:12:49,666 if she postponed her marriage to you. 1288 01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:51,268 She'd have a point there. 1289 01:12:51,468 --> 01:12:53,970 And you'd be jeopardizing your career, too. 1290 01:12:54,170 --> 01:12:56,273 I wouldn't have any choice but to dismiss you. 1291 01:12:56,473 --> 01:12:59,276 Let me read you a few paragraphs 1292 01:12:59,476 --> 01:13:03,444 from the State Department's manual of conduct. 1293 01:13:04,847 --> 01:13:07,250 Oh. Booby-trapped. 1294 01:13:07,450 --> 01:13:08,885 I'm awfully sorry, sir! 1295 01:13:09,085 --> 01:13:11,688 Never mind being sorry! Get me out of here! 1296 01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:14,891 This has been a nightmare from beginning to end. 1297 01:13:15,091 --> 01:13:16,159 I'm fed up with the whole thing! 1298 01:13:16,359 --> 01:13:19,429 Oh, no! This has been used before. 1299 01:13:19,629 --> 01:13:20,931 Never mind! Never mind! 1300 01:13:21,131 --> 01:13:23,433 Just pay attention! 1301 01:13:23,633 --> 01:13:24,935 Section B, paragraph 32. 1302 01:13:25,135 --> 01:13:26,736 "All employees of this department 1303 01:13:26,936 --> 01:13:30,874 "must at all times maintain the dignity and decorum 1304 01:13:31,074 --> 01:13:33,910 "expected of employees of the Department of State. 1305 01:13:34,110 --> 01:13:35,078 "It is reiterated 1306 01:13:35,278 --> 01:13:36,947 "that any breach of conduct 1307 01:13:37,147 --> 01:13:38,315 "will reflect unfavorably 1308 01:13:38,515 --> 01:13:41,048 upon the government of the United States." 1309 01:13:46,054 --> 01:13:48,024 Hey... What? 1310 01:13:48,224 --> 01:13:50,525 Who turned on these sprinklers? 1311 01:13:55,197 --> 01:13:56,664 Sam! 1312 01:14:01,003 --> 01:14:02,005 Keep reading! 1313 01:14:02,205 --> 01:14:05,273 The evening's shot anyhow! 1314 01:14:15,150 --> 01:14:17,251 Ah-choo! 1315 01:14:18,220 --> 01:14:20,123 Ah-choo! 1316 01:14:20,323 --> 01:14:22,025 Ah-choo! Ah-choo! 1317 01:14:22,225 --> 01:14:24,225 Ah-choo! 1318 01:14:29,898 --> 01:14:31,034 Hello, darling. 1319 01:14:31,234 --> 01:14:33,737 And don't say it's a small world. 1320 01:14:33,937 --> 01:14:35,038 Marcia! 1321 01:14:35,238 --> 01:14:37,540 Well, at least you remember my name. 1322 01:14:37,740 --> 01:14:38,341 Hello, father. 1323 01:14:38,541 --> 01:14:40,176 How did you get here? 1324 01:14:40,376 --> 01:14:41,678 My allowance piled up, 1325 01:14:41,878 --> 01:14:43,680 so I took a plane. 1326 01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:46,314 I'm a big girl now. 1327 01:14:47,249 --> 01:14:49,052 Are we going to get going 1328 01:14:49,252 --> 01:14:51,554 or stand here and play post office? 1329 01:14:51,754 --> 01:14:54,057 Oh. Is this our little chorus girl? 1330 01:14:54,257 --> 01:14:56,624 Not yours, darling. 1331 01:14:58,260 --> 01:14:59,562 Marcia, 1332 01:14:59,762 --> 01:15:02,766 I'd... I'd like you to meet Mrs., Uh, 1333 01:15:02,966 --> 01:15:04,067 uh, miss, uh... 1334 01:15:04,267 --> 01:15:06,367 Dynamite Jackson. 1335 01:15:12,074 --> 01:15:13,276 There they are. 1336 01:15:13,476 --> 01:15:17,047 I must tell Miss Jackson that they are not married. 1337 01:15:17,247 --> 01:15:19,549 You're becoming a New England boiled Frenchman. 1338 01:15:19,749 --> 01:15:21,651 Besides, they're getting in their car. 1339 01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:23,119 Don't they have to go through customs? 1340 01:15:23,319 --> 01:15:24,421 They have diplomatic immunity. 1341 01:15:24,621 --> 01:15:26,854 Yes, but not from everything. 1342 01:16:09,965 --> 01:16:12,867 Les délégués des etats-unis. 1343 01:16:24,479 --> 01:16:27,117 I'll tell her we're married right after the festival. 1344 01:16:27,317 --> 01:16:28,685 What'll I do in the meantime... 1345 01:16:28,885 --> 01:16:30,618 sleep in bathtubs? 1346 01:16:36,625 --> 01:16:38,128 This meeting's important to me. 1347 01:16:38,328 --> 01:16:39,996 I don't want to be dismissed until it's over. 1348 01:16:40,196 --> 01:16:42,899 If Miss Vassar of 1922 makes one more pass at you, 1349 01:16:43,099 --> 01:16:44,398 I may slug her. 1350 01:16:47,904 --> 01:16:49,537 Hello, Sam. 1351 01:16:50,105 --> 01:16:51,374 Cher René! 1352 01:16:51,574 --> 01:16:54,942 Monsieur Putnam, je suis enchanté! 1353 01:16:56,545 --> 01:16:58,081 Everybody gets to kiss you but your own wife. 1354 01:16:58,281 --> 01:17:01,217 After all, this is France. 1355 01:17:01,417 --> 01:17:02,552 Whose idea was it 1356 01:17:02,752 --> 01:17:03,987 to bring that Jackson girl? 1357 01:17:04,187 --> 01:17:05,588 We're sending her back soon. 1358 01:17:05,788 --> 01:17:07,123 Winthrop thought she should make an appearance 1359 01:17:07,323 --> 01:17:09,692 at the first session as a democratic gesture. 1360 01:17:09,892 --> 01:17:12,429 His gestures get more democratic every day. 1361 01:17:12,629 --> 01:17:14,764 Temper, temper. Have some respect 1362 01:17:14,964 --> 01:17:17,767 for the thousands I spent to make you a lady. 1363 01:17:17,967 --> 01:17:21,971 Lady or no, if Miss 10th Avenue keeps whispering to him, 1364 01:17:22,171 --> 01:17:24,505 I may blow my cork. 1365 01:17:28,910 --> 01:17:30,880 It is my pleasure to present 1366 01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:34,083 the assistant to the Undersecretary of State 1367 01:17:34,283 --> 01:17:37,051 of the United States of America. 1368 01:17:41,957 --> 01:17:44,725 Isn't this marvelous, darling? 1369 01:17:54,069 --> 01:17:54,904 Gentlemen, 1370 01:17:55,104 --> 01:17:56,339 ladies, 1371 01:17:56,539 --> 01:17:59,776 delegates to the international Festival of the Arts, 1372 01:17:59,976 --> 01:18:02,779 it is indeed a privilege to address a gathering 1373 01:18:02,979 --> 01:18:05,982 whose sole purpose is the promotion of peace, 1374 01:18:06,182 --> 01:18:09,050 friendship, and harmony. 1375 01:18:10,786 --> 01:18:13,223 Winthrop, do you know why I followed you to France? 1376 01:18:13,423 --> 01:18:14,858 I think we should be married right away. 1377 01:18:15,058 --> 01:18:16,123 Mm-hmm. 1378 01:18:19,494 --> 01:18:21,831 It's going to be awful crowded in that bathtub... 1379 01:18:22,031 --> 01:18:24,400 Sam. 1380 01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:26,336 Put on the earphones. You can hear much better. 1381 01:18:26,536 --> 01:18:28,671 "Sam"? Well... 1382 01:18:28,871 --> 01:18:30,006 That's all right, dear. 1383 01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:31,508 I'm broad-minded. 1384 01:18:31,708 --> 01:18:34,811 And in this case I use the word advisedly. 1385 01:18:35,011 --> 01:18:38,848 That here we have complete unanimity of form. 1386 01:18:39,048 --> 01:18:43,951 That here there is nothing but harmony, friendship, and peace. 1387 01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:46,122 Before we go any further, 1388 01:18:46,322 --> 01:18:49,926 Mr. Putnam should tell you what happened on that boat. 1389 01:18:50,126 --> 01:18:53,060 You really should listen. This will make history. 1390 01:18:54,229 --> 01:18:55,431 I can imagine. 1391 01:18:55,631 --> 01:18:57,667 They told me in New York you did a specialty. 1392 01:18:57,867 --> 01:19:00,303 I'm trying to be nice, darling, 1393 01:19:00,503 --> 01:19:01,704 so stop needling me. 1394 01:19:01,904 --> 01:19:04,440 I'd hate doing something I'd be ashamed of. 1395 01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:07,708 You mean in the daytime, of course. 1396 01:19:09,444 --> 01:19:12,048 1, 2, 3, 4, 1397 01:19:12,248 --> 01:19:14,417 5, 6, 7... 1398 01:19:14,617 --> 01:19:16,150 Peace, friendship... 1399 01:19:17,153 --> 01:19:19,122 and harmony. 1400 01:19:19,322 --> 01:19:20,123 Please! 1401 01:19:20,323 --> 01:19:21,424 Miss... Miss Sherman... 1402 01:19:21,624 --> 01:19:23,824 No, don't do that, please. 1403 01:19:25,227 --> 01:19:26,863 Now listen, ladies... 1404 01:19:27,063 --> 01:19:28,398 Marcia! 1405 01:19:28,598 --> 01:19:30,400 Marcia, stop that now! 1406 01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:32,402 Miss Jackson, don't do that! 1407 01:19:32,602 --> 01:19:34,370 Winthrop! Winthrop! Can't you stop this? 1408 01:19:34,570 --> 01:19:37,805 Mr. Wilson, do something! 1409 01:19:42,277 --> 01:19:43,379 Well, she started it! 1410 01:19:43,579 --> 01:19:44,914 Marcia, behave yourself! 1411 01:19:45,114 --> 01:19:46,583 Please, ladies! 1412 01:19:46,783 --> 01:19:50,887 You must realize that this is the United Festival! 1413 01:19:51,087 --> 01:19:53,890 I trust this exhibition has proven the necessity 1414 01:19:54,090 --> 01:19:56,859 for returning Miss Jackson to the United States! 1415 01:19:57,059 --> 01:19:58,394 The sooner, the better, darling! 1416 01:19:58,594 --> 01:20:01,197 Darling has something to tell you, 1417 01:20:01,397 --> 01:20:02,398 haven't you, darling? 1418 01:20:02,598 --> 01:20:04,300 Oh, Ethel... I mean Miss Jackson, 1419 01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:05,668 it'll take weeks of hard work 1420 01:20:05,868 --> 01:20:07,870 to bring harmony to this meeting again. 1421 01:20:08,070 --> 01:20:12,075 I wouldn't want to do anything to disturb it any further... 1422 01:20:12,275 --> 01:20:13,576 not right now. 1423 01:20:13,776 --> 01:20:16,579 You must realize how important this is to me. 1424 01:20:16,779 --> 01:20:18,214 Yes, I'm beginning to. 1425 01:20:18,414 --> 01:20:21,417 Give me a little time, and we can straighten out... 1426 01:20:21,617 --> 01:20:22,418 Ethel, wait! 1427 01:20:22,618 --> 01:20:23,786 Let her go! 1428 01:20:23,986 --> 01:20:25,252 Uh... 1429 01:20:40,502 --> 01:20:42,636 Miss Jackson. 1430 01:20:46,808 --> 01:20:49,844 Welcome to gay Paree. 1431 01:21:04,526 --> 01:21:07,196 So I'm not even married to that lug. 1432 01:21:07,396 --> 01:21:08,998 I would have told you sooner, 1433 01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:11,534 but I didn't dare until we were off the boat. 1434 01:21:11,734 --> 01:21:12,769 Does Sam know? 1435 01:21:12,969 --> 01:21:16,072 I left a message at the hotel. 1436 01:21:16,272 --> 01:21:18,574 Married by a busboy and divorced by a waiter. 1437 01:21:18,774 --> 01:21:20,009 There's a career for you. 1438 01:21:20,209 --> 01:21:21,477 Ho ho ho! 1439 01:21:21,677 --> 01:21:24,447 My little Camille, don't be so tragic. 1440 01:21:24,647 --> 01:21:25,682 Tragic? 1441 01:21:25,882 --> 01:21:26,582 Me? 1442 01:21:26,782 --> 01:21:28,017 Why, I'm bubbling all over. 1443 01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:30,720 I'm so happy to get rid of that stuffed shirt. 1444 01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:32,422 In fact, I'm celebrating. 1445 01:21:32,622 --> 01:21:34,088 Waiter! 1446 01:21:35,123 --> 01:21:37,057 Hit me again. 1447 01:21:38,627 --> 01:21:39,629 Thanks. 1448 01:21:39,829 --> 01:21:42,198 Why don't we all go inside? 1449 01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:44,233 Because it's April in Paris. 1450 01:21:44,433 --> 01:21:48,071 When it's April in Paris, everybody sits outside. 1451 01:21:48,271 --> 01:21:50,940 Does monsieur mind if I leave the bottle? 1452 01:21:51,140 --> 01:21:52,942 You'll be back? 1453 01:21:53,142 --> 01:21:55,242 In July. 1454 01:21:56,244 --> 01:21:57,447 I'll tell you this much, 1455 01:21:57,647 --> 01:21:59,449 Sam Putnam means nothing to me. 1456 01:21:59,649 --> 01:22:02,452 I came to Paris to have a good time, 1457 01:22:02,652 --> 01:22:04,454 and, brother, I'm going to have it. 1458 01:22:04,654 --> 01:22:05,455 Ah-choo! 1459 01:22:05,655 --> 01:22:06,956 Gesundheit. 1460 01:22:07,156 --> 01:22:09,225 Don't be sarcastic. 1461 01:22:09,425 --> 01:22:10,126 Philippe, 1462 01:22:10,326 --> 01:22:11,094 sing something. 1463 01:22:11,294 --> 01:22:12,228 Sing? 1464 01:22:12,428 --> 01:22:13,596 I don't feel like singing. 1465 01:22:13,796 --> 01:22:15,998 But in Paris everybody feels like singing... 1466 01:22:16,198 --> 01:22:17,033 All the time. 1467 01:22:17,233 --> 01:22:18,067 What a horrible idea. 1468 01:22:18,267 --> 01:22:19,135 Oh, come on, Philippe. 1469 01:22:19,335 --> 01:22:20,636 Be gay and carefree... 1470 01:22:20,836 --> 01:22:23,106 And Champs Elysees. 1471 01:22:23,306 --> 01:22:24,540 All right. 1472 01:22:24,740 --> 01:22:26,240 I will try. 1473 01:22:28,576 --> 01:22:32,048 ♪ April in Paris ♪ 1474 01:22:32,248 --> 01:22:34,448 ♪ Chestnuts in blossom ♪ 1475 01:22:35,750 --> 01:22:41,088 ♪ Holiday tables under a tree ♪ 1476 01:22:42,324 --> 01:22:45,561 ♪ April in Paris ♪ 1477 01:22:45,761 --> 01:22:48,095 ♪ This is a feeling ♪ 1478 01:22:48,898 --> 01:22:50,965 ♪ No one can ever ♪ 1479 01:22:51,766 --> 01:22:53,167 ♪ Reprise ♪ 1480 01:22:55,170 --> 01:22:59,642 ♪ I never knew the charm of spring ♪ 1481 01:22:59,842 --> 01:23:03,546 ♪ Never met it face to face ♪ 1482 01:23:03,746 --> 01:23:07,514 ♪ I never knew my heart could sing ♪ 1483 01:23:09,051 --> 01:23:11,785 ♪ Never missed a warm embrace ♪ 1484 01:23:12,788 --> 01:23:14,423 ♪ Till ♪ 1485 01:23:14,623 --> 01:23:17,491 ♪ April in Paris ♪ 1486 01:23:18,693 --> 01:23:20,694 ♪ Whom can I run to? ♪ 1487 01:23:22,832 --> 01:23:25,568 ♪ What have you done to ♪ 1488 01:23:25,768 --> 01:23:26,736 Ah-choo! 1489 01:23:26,936 --> 01:23:30,838 ♪ My heart? ♪ 1490 01:23:41,517 --> 01:23:42,618 It's no use, Philippe. 1491 01:23:42,818 --> 01:23:45,621 I'm in love with the man I married, 1492 01:23:45,821 --> 01:23:47,623 and he's not even my husband. 1493 01:23:47,823 --> 01:23:50,326 Even in Paris, that's an unusual situation. 1494 01:23:50,526 --> 01:23:52,328 But what am I going to do? 1495 01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:56,065 I just can't crawl back to him. 1496 01:23:56,265 --> 01:23:59,001 It's a cinch he's not going to come crawling to me. 1497 01:23:59,201 --> 01:24:02,205 Look, you will not leave Paris without him. 1498 01:24:02,405 --> 01:24:03,706 This I promise you. 1499 01:24:03,906 --> 01:24:05,708 With what I have here... 1500 01:24:05,908 --> 01:24:07,210 And what you have... 1501 01:24:07,410 --> 01:24:08,211 There... 1502 01:24:08,411 --> 01:24:10,444 We'll find a way. 1503 01:25:08,636 --> 01:25:10,239 Hello, darling. 1504 01:25:10,439 --> 01:25:11,974 Aren't you ready yet? 1505 01:25:12,174 --> 01:25:14,844 I think you'd better go to that nightclub without me. 1506 01:25:15,044 --> 01:25:16,379 I've got a headache. 1507 01:25:16,579 --> 01:25:18,948 Our three wise men say it's the best show in Paris. 1508 01:25:19,148 --> 01:25:21,017 They've reserved a ringside table. 1509 01:25:21,217 --> 01:25:24,918 There's a new American performer they say is wonderful. 1510 01:25:27,856 --> 01:25:28,958 What's the matter? 1511 01:25:29,158 --> 01:25:31,727 Oh, I don't want you to catch my headache. 1512 01:25:31,927 --> 01:25:34,463 I wouldn't go if you feel like this. 1513 01:25:34,663 --> 01:25:39,035 You lie down, and I'll massage your temples. 1514 01:25:39,235 --> 01:25:41,470 I could stand up and take an aspirin. 1515 01:25:41,670 --> 01:25:45,741 But that wouldn't be the same thing. 1516 01:25:45,941 --> 01:25:47,043 Uh, let's go out. 1517 01:25:47,243 --> 01:25:48,744 I think I feel better. 1518 01:25:48,944 --> 01:25:51,445 Then there's no reason to go out. 1519 01:25:55,116 --> 01:25:57,451 I'll be dressed before you know it. 1520 01:26:52,874 --> 01:26:54,541 Giselle! 1521 01:26:55,610 --> 01:26:56,779 Janine! 1522 01:26:56,979 --> 01:26:58,814 Oh, Charlotte! 1523 01:26:59,014 --> 01:27:00,583 Giselle. 1524 01:27:00,783 --> 01:27:02,051 Bonjour, ma petite. 1525 01:27:02,251 --> 01:27:03,517 Bonjour, ma grande. 1526 01:27:09,390 --> 01:27:10,359 Ethel! 1527 01:27:10,559 --> 01:27:12,128 I thought she went back to New York. 1528 01:27:12,328 --> 01:27:14,230 They must have refused her. 1529 01:27:14,430 --> 01:27:17,533 ♪ You can keep the Empire State ♪ 1530 01:27:17,733 --> 01:27:18,734 ♪ It's very tall ♪ 1531 01:27:18,934 --> 01:27:21,237 ♪ But that is all ♪ 1532 01:27:21,437 --> 01:27:24,440 ♪ You can have your old New York ♪ 1533 01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:25,841 ♪ It's not for me ♪ 1534 01:27:26,041 --> 01:27:28,244 ♪ Give me Paree ♪ 1535 01:27:28,444 --> 01:27:30,813 ♪ My New York may have its faults ♪ 1536 01:27:31,013 --> 01:27:33,749 ♪ Just as you say ♪ 1537 01:27:33,949 --> 01:27:36,585 ♪ But your Paris has some, too ♪ 1538 01:27:36,785 --> 01:27:39,019 ♪ Please step this way ♪ 1539 01:27:47,128 --> 01:27:48,931 ♪ From your hotel ♪ 1540 01:27:49,131 --> 01:27:50,132 ♪ The view is swell ♪ 1541 01:27:50,332 --> 01:27:52,001 ♪ But here's the rub ♪ 1542 01:27:52,201 --> 01:27:53,736 ♪ There is no tub ♪ 1543 01:27:53,936 --> 01:27:55,838 ♪ The plumbing's 1883 ♪ 1544 01:27:56,038 --> 01:27:57,306 ♪ I know ♪ 1545 01:27:57,506 --> 01:28:00,643 ♪ But that's what makes Paris Paree ♪ 1546 01:28:00,843 --> 01:28:02,078 ♪ The clothes are chic ♪ 1547 01:28:02,278 --> 01:28:04,013 ♪ The hats unique ♪ 1548 01:28:04,213 --> 01:28:05,815 ♪ It's such a thrill ♪ 1549 01:28:06,015 --> 01:28:07,316 ♪ Then comes the bill ♪ 1550 01:28:07,516 --> 01:28:11,320 ♪ And you're undressed financially ♪ 1551 01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:14,557 ♪ That's what makes Paris Paree ♪ 1552 01:28:14,757 --> 01:28:16,525 ♪ The peddler's cart ♪ 1553 01:28:16,725 --> 01:28:18,160 ♪ The Eiffel Tower ♪ 1554 01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:19,895 ♪ The flowers mart ♪ 1555 01:28:20,095 --> 01:28:21,664 ♪ The Eiffel Tower ♪ 1556 01:28:21,864 --> 01:28:23,065 ♪ Priceless art ♪ 1557 01:28:23,265 --> 01:28:24,967 ♪ The Eiffel Tower ♪ 1558 01:28:25,167 --> 01:28:26,135 ♪ The Eiffel, Eiffel... ♪ 1559 01:28:26,335 --> 01:28:28,204 ♪ Awful, awful Eiffel Tower ♪ 1560 01:28:28,404 --> 01:28:29,705 ♪ You can't endure ♪ 1561 01:28:29,905 --> 01:28:30,973 ♪ Without l'amour ♪ 1562 01:28:31,173 --> 01:28:33,209 ♪ I like l'amour ♪ 1563 01:28:33,409 --> 01:28:34,677 ♪ but not toujours ♪ 1564 01:28:34,877 --> 01:28:39,081 ♪ I guess it's just heredity ♪ 1565 01:28:39,281 --> 01:28:41,217 ♪ It's what we call c'est la vie ♪ 1566 01:28:41,417 --> 01:28:42,451 Well! 1567 01:28:42,651 --> 01:28:45,154 ♪ That's what makes Paris Paree ♪ 1568 01:28:45,354 --> 01:28:49,089 ♪ Yes, but new York is home to me ♪ 1569 01:29:06,107 --> 01:29:07,576 ♪ Garçon regrets ♪ 1570 01:29:07,776 --> 01:29:09,211 ♪ No crepe suzettes? ♪ 1571 01:29:09,411 --> 01:29:10,813 ♪ The lady pales ♪ 1572 01:29:11,013 --> 01:29:12,414 ♪ He's serving snails! ♪ 1573 01:29:12,614 --> 01:29:16,418 ♪ We'll both get heartburn, wait and see ♪ 1574 01:29:16,618 --> 01:29:19,522 ♪ That's what makes Paris Paree ♪ 1575 01:29:19,722 --> 01:29:21,390 ♪ You try to grab ♪ 1576 01:29:21,590 --> 01:29:22,992 ♪ A taxicab ♪ 1577 01:29:23,192 --> 01:29:24,527 ♪ The light is red ♪ 1578 01:29:24,727 --> 01:29:26,395 ♪ He goes ahead ♪ 1579 01:29:26,595 --> 01:29:30,065 ♪ And knocks you down quite cheerfully ♪ 1580 01:29:30,265 --> 01:29:33,235 ♪ That's what makes Paris Paree ♪ 1581 01:29:33,435 --> 01:29:35,538 ♪ The gay cafes ♪ 1582 01:29:35,738 --> 01:29:36,672 ♪ The Eiffel Tower ♪ 1583 01:29:36,872 --> 01:29:38,641 ♪ The mayonnaise ♪ 1584 01:29:38,841 --> 01:29:40,109 ♪ The Eiffel Tower ♪ 1585 01:29:40,309 --> 01:29:42,244 ♪ Ia Marseillaise ♪ 1586 01:29:42,444 --> 01:29:43,746 ♪ the Eiffel Tower ♪ 1587 01:29:43,946 --> 01:29:44,947 ♪ The oh-so-tiring ♪ 1588 01:29:45,147 --> 01:29:46,649 ♪ But inspiring Eiffel Tower ♪ 1589 01:29:46,849 --> 01:29:48,617 ♪ I've seen it all ♪ 1590 01:29:48,817 --> 01:29:50,119 ♪ The Beaux Arts Ball? ♪ 1591 01:29:50,319 --> 01:29:51,620 ♪ The Rue de la Paix? ♪ 1592 01:29:51,820 --> 01:29:53,389 ♪ Well, it's OK ♪ 1593 01:29:53,589 --> 01:29:57,526 ♪ Just twist my arm, and I'll agree ♪ 1594 01:29:57,726 --> 01:30:01,030 ♪ Paris is getting to me ♪ 1595 01:30:01,230 --> 01:30:02,665 ♪ The priceless art ♪ 1596 01:30:02,865 --> 01:30:04,300 ♪ The peddler's cart ♪ 1597 01:30:04,500 --> 01:30:06,068 ♪ The clothes so chic ♪ 1598 01:30:06,268 --> 01:30:07,703 ♪ The pipes that leak ♪ 1599 01:30:07,903 --> 01:30:09,939 ♪ That's what makes Paris ♪ 1600 01:30:10,139 --> 01:30:11,407 ♪ That's what makes Paris ♪ 1601 01:30:11,607 --> 01:30:14,076 ♪ That's what makes Paris ♪ 1602 01:30:14,276 --> 01:30:18,512 ♪ Paree ♪ 1603 01:30:38,599 --> 01:30:43,172 Well, that was quite a show for one person's benefit. 1604 01:30:43,372 --> 01:30:44,473 I wonder what's going on 1605 01:30:44,673 --> 01:30:46,175 between her and that Frenchman. 1606 01:30:46,375 --> 01:30:47,509 I've got to go back and find out. 1607 01:30:47,709 --> 01:30:50,479 Oh, no. Come back to the hotel 1608 01:30:50,679 --> 01:30:52,181 and forget all about her. 1609 01:30:52,381 --> 01:30:54,183 I can't forget all about her. 1610 01:30:54,383 --> 01:30:57,186 Every time I try, I remember all about her. 1611 01:30:57,386 --> 01:30:58,721 Maybe it would be easier to forget all about you. 1612 01:30:58,921 --> 01:31:01,690 Winthrop, just remember, 1613 01:31:01,890 --> 01:31:03,792 if you leave me, your career's over. 1614 01:31:03,992 --> 01:31:06,695 We'll see to it that you're not even elected dogcatcher. 1615 01:31:06,895 --> 01:31:08,364 That suits me fine. 1616 01:31:08,564 --> 01:31:10,366 I've caught one too many already. 1617 01:31:10,566 --> 01:31:12,668 You never loved me. You only wanted to marry me 1618 01:31:12,868 --> 01:31:15,271 to get to the white house to remodel that, too. 1619 01:31:15,471 --> 01:31:18,638 I'm going to tell Ethel I love her. 1620 01:31:21,542 --> 01:31:22,278 Father, 1621 01:31:22,478 --> 01:31:24,280 why didn't you say something? 1622 01:31:24,480 --> 01:31:28,517 I thought he covered the subject pretty thoroughly. 1623 01:31:28,717 --> 01:31:29,783 Oh! 1624 01:31:35,423 --> 01:31:36,558 But he's all yours. 1625 01:31:36,758 --> 01:31:39,461 I could hear him panting from the stage. 1626 01:31:39,661 --> 01:31:40,963 Do you think he'll come back here? 1627 01:31:41,163 --> 01:31:44,231 On all fours, like a french poodle. 1628 01:31:45,501 --> 01:31:47,002 He's scratching at the door. 1629 01:31:47,202 --> 01:31:48,304 I don't want to see him. 1630 01:31:48,504 --> 01:31:49,638 But he's come back. 1631 01:31:49,838 --> 01:31:52,107 Look, you love him, he loves you. 1632 01:31:52,307 --> 01:31:53,309 What else is left? 1633 01:31:53,509 --> 01:31:55,709 But he hasn't suffered enough yet. 1634 01:31:56,712 --> 01:31:57,777 Come in. 1635 01:32:00,715 --> 01:32:01,517 Ethel... 1636 01:32:01,717 --> 01:32:03,018 I love you. 1637 01:32:03,218 --> 01:32:04,353 You see? He loves you. 1638 01:32:04,553 --> 01:32:06,188 Shut up, you wall-eyed wife stealer! 1639 01:32:06,388 --> 01:32:07,656 Bravo! He's jealous, too! 1640 01:32:07,856 --> 01:32:09,325 Would you care to strike me? I'm a cad. 1641 01:32:09,525 --> 01:32:11,026 I'll get to you later. 1642 01:32:11,226 --> 01:32:13,329 I know you're not really my wife, 1643 01:32:13,529 --> 01:32:15,397 but I'd like you to be. 1644 01:32:15,597 --> 01:32:19,601 I wouldn't dream of holding you to any rash promises. 1645 01:32:19,801 --> 01:32:21,303 It might hurt your broken-down career. 1646 01:32:21,503 --> 01:32:23,005 I don't want my broken-down career. 1647 01:32:23,205 --> 01:32:24,073 Shall we go? 1648 01:32:24,273 --> 01:32:25,107 Where are we going? 1649 01:32:25,307 --> 01:32:26,842 Where we go every night. 1650 01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:28,344 He's always so embarrassed 1651 01:32:28,544 --> 01:32:30,846 in front of men whose intentions are honorable. 1652 01:32:31,046 --> 01:32:32,348 We'll paint the town rouge. 1653 01:32:32,548 --> 01:32:34,650 We'll dance until dawn, laughing and singing 1654 01:32:34,850 --> 01:32:36,852 and drinking champagne by the kilometer. 1655 01:32:37,052 --> 01:32:37,986 Oh, Mr. Putnam. 1656 01:32:38,186 --> 01:32:39,521 Inform the State Department 1657 01:32:39,721 --> 01:32:42,923 I'm getting my 200 bucks' worth tonight. 1658 01:32:47,395 --> 01:32:48,330 What do you want with me? 1659 01:32:48,530 --> 01:32:50,532 Sam's come back to you. 1660 01:32:50,732 --> 01:32:53,268 Reach up and pluck him like a ripe peach. 1661 01:32:53,468 --> 01:32:54,770 He's not ripe enough. 1662 01:32:54,970 --> 01:32:55,871 I want him to suffer. 1663 01:32:56,071 --> 01:32:58,672 Ethel! Ethel! 1664 01:32:59,740 --> 01:33:01,374 Suffer. 1665 01:33:17,758 --> 01:33:19,561 Don't lose sight of that cab. 1666 01:33:19,761 --> 01:33:22,264 The girl I married is in there. 1667 01:33:22,464 --> 01:33:24,097 Fouquet has done it again. 1668 01:33:34,342 --> 01:33:35,210 Good night, cherie. 1669 01:33:35,410 --> 01:33:36,378 Good night, Philippe. 1670 01:33:36,578 --> 01:33:39,081 Take the young lady to her hotel. 1671 01:33:39,281 --> 01:33:41,481 It's 94 rue Fauberge. 1672 01:33:42,350 --> 01:33:43,519 Oui, Monsieur Fouquet. 1673 01:33:43,719 --> 01:33:44,818 Thank you. 1674 01:34:04,839 --> 01:34:05,808 Guess who. 1675 01:34:06,008 --> 01:34:07,142 Oh, no! 1676 01:34:07,342 --> 01:34:09,244 Oh, yes. 1677 01:34:09,444 --> 01:34:11,547 Please go home. The game is over. 1678 01:34:11,747 --> 01:34:13,248 Last half of the ninth. 1679 01:34:13,448 --> 01:34:14,750 Philippe, he followed us. 1680 01:34:14,950 --> 01:34:16,018 He saw you coming in? 1681 01:34:16,218 --> 01:34:17,553 That's what I wanted. 1682 01:34:17,753 --> 01:34:19,922 Has there been any insanity in your family? 1683 01:34:20,122 --> 01:34:20,923 No. 1684 01:34:21,123 --> 01:34:22,522 There is now. 1685 01:34:29,463 --> 01:34:31,266 They will never believe this. 1686 01:34:31,466 --> 01:34:35,435 Me, Philippe Fouquet, fighting for my honor. 1687 01:34:39,440 --> 01:34:40,742 You home wrecker, you! 1688 01:34:40,942 --> 01:34:43,178 In America, we'd hang you. 1689 01:34:43,378 --> 01:34:45,280 Whatever I did I did in self-defense. 1690 01:34:45,480 --> 01:34:47,449 You... Gigolo! 1691 01:34:47,649 --> 01:34:48,283 Sam! 1692 01:34:48,483 --> 01:34:49,785 You really care. 1693 01:34:49,985 --> 01:34:51,920 We're going back to the hotel. 1694 01:34:52,120 --> 01:34:55,023 Stand up so I can knock you down again. 1695 01:34:55,223 --> 01:34:56,425 Explain to him... 1696 01:34:56,625 --> 01:34:59,828 I'll lie down here while she's explaining. 1697 01:35:00,028 --> 01:35:02,264 Philippe? Philippe, what's happened? 1698 01:35:02,464 --> 01:35:03,765 What is it? 1699 01:35:03,965 --> 01:35:05,901 What have they done to you? 1700 01:35:06,101 --> 01:35:07,269 Who are you? 1701 01:35:07,469 --> 01:35:10,272 Oh, Miss Jackson, my wife Mrs. Fouquet. 1702 01:35:10,472 --> 01:35:11,773 Oh, married, too. 1703 01:35:11,973 --> 01:35:13,775 In America, we'd string you up 1704 01:35:13,975 --> 01:35:16,278 after we'd hung you for the other thing. 1705 01:35:16,478 --> 01:35:19,281 For what? For trying to make a foolish girl 1706 01:35:19,481 --> 01:35:20,716 go back to her man? 1707 01:35:20,916 --> 01:35:23,719 For trying to throw her out of my apartment? 1708 01:35:23,919 --> 01:35:27,422 Almost every night another silly woman follows him home. 1709 01:35:27,622 --> 01:35:29,791 It's becoming monotonous. 1710 01:35:29,991 --> 01:35:32,794 Nobody told me that he had a wife. 1711 01:35:32,994 --> 01:35:34,796 To everyone, I am his housekeeper. 1712 01:35:34,996 --> 01:35:37,099 It must not be known all over France 1713 01:35:37,299 --> 01:35:40,302 that Philippe Fouquet is an old married man 1714 01:35:40,502 --> 01:35:42,170 with five children. 1715 01:35:42,370 --> 01:35:44,473 Huh! Five children. 1716 01:35:44,673 --> 01:35:47,175 Oh, I am a very good housekeeper. 1717 01:35:47,375 --> 01:35:48,477 If it were known, 1718 01:35:48,677 --> 01:35:50,479 it'd be bad for my business. 1719 01:35:50,679 --> 01:35:52,548 How could he support his family? 1720 01:35:52,748 --> 01:35:54,550 That's what I want to know. 1721 01:35:54,750 --> 01:35:57,553 Philippe Fouquet must play the gay dog, 1722 01:35:57,753 --> 01:36:00,956 singing, dancing, a different woman every night. 1723 01:36:01,156 --> 01:36:04,159 And then I always come home to my wife. 1724 01:36:04,359 --> 01:36:06,962 Tired, but he comes home. 1725 01:36:07,162 --> 01:36:08,463 Gay Paree. 1726 01:36:08,663 --> 01:36:10,732 I'll never believe another story about Paris. 1727 01:36:10,932 --> 01:36:12,267 And I don't believe this. 1728 01:36:12,467 --> 01:36:14,836 You can fool s. Winthrop Putnam with that act, 1729 01:36:15,036 --> 01:36:15,771 but not Sam. 1730 01:36:15,971 --> 01:36:17,472 I'm a new kind of boy! 1731 01:36:17,672 --> 01:36:18,974 Shh. You'll wake the children. 1732 01:36:19,174 --> 01:36:21,677 If he has children, I'll eat 'em all... 1733 01:36:21,877 --> 01:36:23,643 On toast. 1734 01:36:27,414 --> 01:36:29,816 White or whole wheat? 1735 01:36:35,623 --> 01:36:37,526 Silence! Silence. 1736 01:36:37,726 --> 01:36:38,760 Les enfants, 1737 01:36:38,960 --> 01:36:40,762 these are my good American friends... 1738 01:36:40,962 --> 01:36:42,965 Mademoiselle Jackson and Mr. Putnam, 1739 01:36:43,165 --> 01:36:46,168 who don't believe that you exist, by the way. 1740 01:36:46,368 --> 01:36:47,336 Hello. Hello. 1741 01:36:47,536 --> 01:36:49,938 That is enough. Let's go to bed. 1742 01:36:50,138 --> 01:36:51,373 Charles. Yvonne. 1743 01:36:51,573 --> 01:36:53,375 She's right. I'll take you upstairs. 1744 01:36:53,575 --> 01:36:56,111 Oui, papa. 1745 01:36:56,311 --> 01:36:57,346 You see? 1746 01:36:57,546 --> 01:36:59,815 This is my career. 1747 01:37:00,015 --> 01:37:00,849 Good night. 1748 01:37:01,049 --> 01:37:02,215 Good night. 1749 01:37:13,627 --> 01:37:14,496 Well? 1750 01:37:14,696 --> 01:37:16,164 Well, all this proves 1751 01:37:16,364 --> 01:37:19,368 is you're running around with a married man. 1752 01:37:19,568 --> 01:37:22,569 It proves nothing of the sort! 1753 01:37:24,572 --> 01:37:26,308 How did I know he was married? 1754 01:37:26,508 --> 01:37:28,010 It's a state secret. 1755 01:37:28,210 --> 01:37:30,045 Then you were seeing a man who wasn't married. 1756 01:37:30,245 --> 01:37:31,947 Well, I didn't know he had five children. 1757 01:37:32,147 --> 01:37:34,483 You probably wouldn't care if he had five wives. 1758 01:37:34,683 --> 01:37:36,485 Please, please, please! 1759 01:37:36,685 --> 01:37:39,488 Go home. Kiss each other. Get married. 1760 01:37:39,688 --> 01:37:40,656 Do something... 1761 01:37:40,856 --> 01:37:42,524 So we can all go to bed. 1762 01:37:42,724 --> 01:37:44,326 I married her once. That's enough. 1763 01:37:44,526 --> 01:37:47,529 How do I convince this poached egg that I love him? 1764 01:37:47,729 --> 01:37:48,830 Love is for peasants. 1765 01:37:49,030 --> 01:37:51,533 All right, so I'm a peasant. 1766 01:37:51,733 --> 01:37:54,102 Philippe, isn't love wonderful? 1767 01:37:54,302 --> 01:37:55,404 I ask you. 1768 01:37:55,604 --> 01:37:58,006 Love? It is marvelous. 1769 01:37:58,206 --> 01:37:59,408 I tell you. 1770 01:37:59,608 --> 01:38:02,344 ♪ Ask anybody in Paris ♪ 1771 01:38:02,544 --> 01:38:04,079 ♪ He'll agree ♪ 1772 01:38:04,279 --> 01:38:05,380 ♪ Well, it's not for me ♪ 1773 01:38:05,580 --> 01:38:07,149 ♪ But it's so enjoyable ♪ 1774 01:38:07,349 --> 01:38:08,517 ♪ I hate it ♪ 1775 01:38:08,717 --> 01:38:10,052 ♪ So girl and boy-able ♪ 1776 01:38:10,252 --> 01:38:11,186 ♪ Huh! Overrated ♪ 1777 01:38:11,386 --> 01:38:13,188 ♪ Love is a happy thing ♪ 1778 01:38:13,388 --> 01:38:14,523 ♪ Sheer stupidity ♪ 1779 01:38:14,723 --> 01:38:16,058 ♪ You're stupid ♪ 1780 01:38:16,258 --> 01:38:17,359 ♪ Stop being a fool ♪ 1781 01:38:17,559 --> 01:38:18,660 ♪ And give me a kiss ♪ 1782 01:38:18,860 --> 01:38:19,728 ♪ She's right, you're a mule ♪ 1783 01:38:19,928 --> 01:38:21,563 ♪ You keep out of this ♪ 1784 01:38:21,763 --> 01:38:23,732 ♪ The fault is not hers, it's mine ♪ 1785 01:38:23,932 --> 01:38:26,501 ♪ That's fine, now can I go? ♪ 1786 01:38:26,701 --> 01:38:28,036 ♪ If I can follow ♪ 1787 01:38:28,236 --> 01:38:30,939 ♪ It's so deplorable, it's frightful ♪ 1788 01:38:31,139 --> 01:38:33,875 ♪ She's so adorable, he's spiteful ♪ 1789 01:38:34,075 --> 01:38:37,345 ♪ I only hope they can work it out alone ♪ 1790 01:38:37,545 --> 01:38:39,047 Philippe! Philippe! 1791 01:38:39,247 --> 01:38:40,749 ♪ Au revoir, my friends ♪ 1792 01:38:40,949 --> 01:38:43,750 ♪ I've got problems of my own ♪ 1793 01:38:46,921 --> 01:38:48,523 ♪ You're following me ♪ 1794 01:38:48,723 --> 01:38:50,225 ♪ Well, that isn't true ♪ 1795 01:38:50,425 --> 01:38:51,493 ♪ You're following me ♪ 1796 01:38:51,693 --> 01:38:52,594 ♪ Who's following who? ♪ 1797 01:38:52,794 --> 01:38:53,962 ♪ Let's call it a day ♪ 1798 01:38:54,162 --> 01:38:57,599 ♪ OK, Let's kiss and say good-bye ♪ 1799 01:38:57,799 --> 01:38:58,900 ♪ Good-bye forever ♪ 1800 01:38:59,100 --> 01:39:00,569 ♪ Please ♪ 1801 01:39:00,769 --> 01:39:04,106 ♪ Isn't love wonderful? ♪ 1802 01:39:04,306 --> 01:39:05,974 ♪ I ask you ♪ 1803 01:39:06,174 --> 01:39:08,777 ♪ Isn't love marvelous? ♪ 1804 01:39:08,977 --> 01:39:11,277 ♪ I ask you ♪ 1805 01:39:22,022 --> 01:39:27,829 ♪ I never knew my heart could sing ♪ 1806 01:39:28,029 --> 01:39:35,504 ♪ Never missed a warm embrace ♪ 1807 01:39:35,704 --> 01:39:39,274 ♪ April in Paris ♪ 1808 01:39:39,474 --> 01:39:41,109 Isn't it beautiful? 1809 01:39:41,309 --> 01:39:43,309 What a built. 1810 01:39:44,445 --> 01:39:48,483 ♪ What have you done to ♪ 1811 01:39:48,683 --> 01:39:51,250 ♪ My heart? ♪ 1812 01:39:56,357 --> 01:39:57,991 Poof! 125787

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