All language subtitles for Your.Place.Or.Mine.1998.CHINESE.720p.BluRay.H264.AAC-VXT

Can you remember
your shortest relationship?

Do you remember the longest
heart-breaking experience?

When you get older your memory becomes worse.

Only know that there
are twenty four hours a day.

Work eight hours, sleep eight hours.

Don't know what to do
with the rest of the time.

So you find a nice looking,

and kind person...

To share each other, love each other.

The two of you spend the
rest of the eight hours together.

According to an unknown status.

Each person takes in

over 3869 second hand smoke.

Heart broken seven point eight times.

Being fired four point two times.

Also 0.99 time that they have affairs.

One has half admirer.

But no one is sure that the one they found...

is the true love they've ever met.

Have you found yours yet?

You've found it? Are you really sure?

Like me, every time I thought I'd found it...

the girl always broke.

When I open my eyes every morning.

I can only see boxes of
grave stones, I am not lying...

there are boxes of grave stones.

When break up. I don't know
if the girls are always busy.

or is she not

a neat person.

They not only left me...

also a pile of useless things.

But there is no need to throw them away.

It doesn't make a difference.

Recently I added another box.

On this pace, I need to
make my grave yard bigger.

Sir I am from the Hong Kong
Market Research Centre.

Want to use some of your time to do a survey.

Sorry Miss, I am in a hurry.

Go find someone else.

No, the survey is quite simple.

Market research, you should
do it in the super market.

It's useless to bother me.

You are the most handsome man today I've seen.

I really mean it!

Because you told the truth, okay, let's do it.

Make it quick, I am in a hurry.

Sir, when is the most recent you use a condom?

What?

Sorry, I should ask this first.

Have you used a condom before?

Of course.

When was your first time?

How old?

I was too young, I can't remember.

Did you buy it the first time or your girl did?

I didn't buy it, I stole it form my dad.

What about now? Do you buy it
or does she prepare for it?

What?

She acts first, I am always passive.

How many do you use each time?

This is private.

In my good condition,
about three to seven condoms.

Ask something else, I am really in a hurry.

Okay, have you ever tried these brands before?

Sweet love, Thunder,
Sex machine, Never say die.

I love happiness, love you drive me crazy...

Let me lake this home and read it over.

And I will fax it back to you, OK?

Last time when I did it,

Oh! I forgot using it!

What about the time before
last time and who did I do with?

Pitty! Wai got dumped again.

No wonder he hasn't come to
work this couple of days.

He is used to be dumped.

Right, every time Wai makes
a young potential become famous.

they wouldn't stay with Wai and they flew away!

Who flew away?

Good morning, Mr. Wai.

Good morning everyone,
we have a new challenge now.

We need to change the story board...

It would be a big change.

-It's already done!
-Are you kidding?

We can throw it away.

Where is the paper?

It's in Patrick's room.

Good.

Mr. Wai, what are you looking for?

Where is your junior high friend?

Patrick? He was here early.

It's not yours, it is for Patrick.

Sorry! What is this?

It's honey, he has a sore throat.

How come honey is bitter?

No!

I know.

Everyone needs love.

Inside love, we will grow.

Grow and grow...

Grow what? Grow!

Come out Patrick...

What is it?

Don't memorize it, I need to change it.

What is wrong with you?

Every time I drive in alone with
the ball you stop me from behind.

You want to destroy us all
or you want a red card?

You didn't return my page, no one
answered at your home last night.

Where the hell did you go?

Last night I went to stand.

What?

Stand! Stand!

Means one night stand!

Do you understand, my friend?

It looks great!

Of course, it is like Spain against Nigeria.

It was really a great time!

The world will be moved because of this.

If Fanny knows that, you will be melted!

She went with her parents to their hometown.

So I finally gained a little freedom.

By the way,

you should not pressure yourself too much.

If the old doesn't go, new won't come.

Heung is foolish to dump you...

Shut up!

I am your buddy, why can't we talk about it?

Please look into the mirror.

How dry you are, you know?

Okay then.

If anything is wrong, you fix if yourself.

Is not like this? Are you mad?

What this world is missing?

What is a person always wanted?

Right! It's the thing we want every hour.

Love!

So...

This is love.

All the parents want their kids to feel love.

Good kids, better parents.

Your diapers will sell better.

And we will advertise the best for you.

Love, should feel good.

First, look at this.

There are some companies
supporting our programs.

Patrick

remember dinner at eight.

Dinner? What dinner?

We will have dinner with Ming and
some old friends, remember?

But I promised mother to have dinner with her.

You know, I haven't seen her for a month.

Being a good boy is more important.

Where are we going?

We are going to Kowloon Tong motel, okay?

You sure? I am not going.

Then where should we go?

Let's go to your place?

My place? OK.

Forever Jewlery, with you forever.

Why did you dump me, Heung?

What you want me to do?

After break-up, you still don't understand.

What I don't understand? I really understand.

He is rich! That is why you go with him.

Wai, a messed up relationship is
not because of one side's fault.

You've had many chances.

You still didn't change your temper!

Change what?

Right, sometimes I am

a little over reacted.

But this is my...

It's your personality, right?

But your personality might hurt me,
you'd be considerate!

You like me, then you must
accept my personality.

When I was with you, I was serious!

I was really true to you.

But it was like a flash!

At the beginning we wanted
to be together every moment.

So romantic!

After a while, things changed.
You think I am annoying, boring.

Like I don't exist.

My work is stressful.

I am a creative director!
It requires deep thoughts, I...

You are selfish!

You said you would be with me forever.

Oh, I forgot your name.

When I met you, it was my first love,

of course I would say forever at the beginning.

What you want me to say?
Just three days and two nights?

But you broke my heart.

I also lost trust in men.

Finally I become a lesbian.

No wonder you didn't come look for me.

Now you know what is wrong with you?

There is nothing wrong!

99.9% of men are like this.

You don't know how to treasure a relationship.

And also a man
doesn't know how to love a woman.

You don't understand woman at all!

Are you sure you don't need
me to take you home?

No, I will sleep in my friend's house.

Why sleep in your friend's house?

Because she got dumped.

She got dumped? You want me to go and help?

No, it's OK.

I will call you in the next couple of days, OK?

Wait and see!

Bye bye.

What the hell? How can you use my room?

You think I want to?

She didn't want to go to Kowloon Tong motel.

We had no where to stand,

that is why I came here.

Luckily I came.

You didn't look the door, that is dangerous.

You think my house is a sex motel?

You went to play, go home and play.

I promised myself.

If I want to stand, it must be on the outside.

If Fanny comes over suddenly.

I will be caught red-handed.

Without getting caught,
then you're still a great boyfriend!

Enough, go clean up my room now.

If you let me see it again, I will kill you.

You are so cruel.

When did you become a referee?

Hi, Simon.

Dad, why you come so late?

I come to watch the football game.
My house lost power.

Dad, turn it up. I can't hear.

You watch the game not to listen.

They just bull shit they don't make sense.

No they are soccer commentators.

Right!

Me? I am in Wai's house watching the game.

Nothing. He is garboing,
I just keep him company.

Garboing again?

Nothing, she just had to dump me,
I can't help it.

Why did she dump you for no reason?

How come your dead mother didn't dump me?

Tell me the truth,
when mom was alive, did you cheat?

Go ask the players did they cheat?

Of course they won't tell the truth!

Tell me the truth, Simon.

Every men knows the answer.

I don't get it! You want affair outside.

Why keep a woman at home?

That are two different subjects.

Right! You need a back up.

Simon, you are right.

The more back ups are better.

It's hard to find the starter,
how you find a back up?

Perhaps, every back up begin
thinks she is the starter.

Like Patrick's back up,
the Shanghai girl Fanny.

She's stayed with Patrick for five years.

All she know is to
clean up his house every week.

She is more like a maid than a girlfriend.

Get up! I brought you diced chicken
in rice paper and chicken legs.

Dad asked why didn't you
go have tea with them on Sunday.

Just tell him I have things to do.

Right! Is there any other way?

Have you paid the credit card bills yet?

Right! I will write you a check.

Pay for me at lunch tomorrow.

Did you go stay in the hotel?

What hotel?

Remember that American friend?

I almost paid for the hooker's bill! How sad!

Why?

That old bastard!

-That satyr...
-Patrick has 1 08 lies

and he needs just one,

and Fanny will fall for it.

Forget it, it's okay.

What? You think I go out
with another girl, right?

How do I know? You are never home.

If you don't trust me, then test me.

No!

OK!

Go into the room.

No, I like it here.

Go get the condom.

I don't want condom.

Do you like a baby? You want to get married?

Okay, I will get the condom.

Michael?

I'll be back.

Yes, urgent, the office called, right.

I've called you many times!

-What happened?
-The office has earthquake.

They are going to cut lots of people.

They ever fired my boss,
what are we going to do?

I've seen it!

Please let me go to your company!

Really, have you heard anything
that they are going to cut us too?

No.

We are dead.

I don't think I can work with the new boss.

They said she is a lesbian.

Her name is Vivian Ng.

Graduated at UCLA and she is a doctor.

She worked in two top
commercial companies is US.

Right!

That's very kind of you.

Come in.

Oh! Of course.

Great.

What do you know about her?

She is 1 .73 meters tall and
her figures are 34, 23, 34.5.

She has been only here for three hours.

She's already fired on third of the staffs.

How do you know she is a lesbian?

Look at her legs.

Maybe I'll send you the schedule nest Monday.

Why?

Toes, see it?

Toes?

Right!

How can you tell?

Great.

You too!

Thanks for calling, bye.

Sorry, it's a long distance call.

Vivian Ng.

Cheung Suk-wai.

Come sit down here.

Mr Cheung, next time please be on time.

What?

No excuse. OK?

Don't argue! We should be
lucky to attend a meting next time.

Three years ago. JET hired
you two to form the BEST.

She controls the local
commercial business in Hong Kong.

But from now on,
you two won't have that freedom.

Whatever you say, you are the boss now.

If you don't like, fire us too.

No. Wai really means...

that BEST is confident to
join with JET in hard times.

You two can be good friends, take your time.

I want to file a long vacation.

Mr Cheung really is an artist.

But now is not the time for you to get mad.

This company really looks up to you.

So we decided to give you
more international jobs.

Right! I believe this company
has made a right choice.

Right! To make the best use of talent...

But, Mr Cheung...

You should change your attitude.

What do you mean?

You have lots of talent.

But you're too low keyed.

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah what?

She is night! Look at yourself.

Always dress so sloppy.

You know how to make
others pretty but not to yourself.

You should show up more often.

Meet more people and customers.

It could help our company a lot.

He always shows up on press.

But he is always on the
entertainment paper, I mean gossips!

I have another meeting, but we can talk later.

-Thank you.
-Bye bye.

Yeah...

I have a meeting with Japan's
Tomy's boss next Monday.

Mr Cheung, you have to come too.

Me?

No excuse!

Oh! She likes you!

What are you talking about?

She just dated you, didn't you hear it?

I don't care.

Oh no! You like her!

What?

She made you mad!

There is spark of love.

I think it's time to change the taste.

I wonder what will it feel
doing it with a lesbian.

Damn it!

How you tell from the toes?

Boss, you can try.

Where do they come from?

I want this kind! No? Where have they gone?

Patrick said the company is cutting budget.

He did it in a last minute.

Right, Mr. Wei, I heard GWT and LB...

are spending much to do the Project pre-sells.

They will always be better.

Come here.

Everyone puts on one. Change it now.

Look at this.

Sit here.

Let's not film this.

This...

They are all here.

My boss in not satisfied.

Com on! Each girl costs
just four hundred dollars.

I tried so hard to find them
inside the red light zone.

That is all today. Pay everyone full payment.

Everybody goes home.

Who is it?

Come out!

I said come out.

Who is it?

Stand straight.

Don't move!

That's great.

Right, like this.

Where are the rest of them?

You don't need to now, just don't move.

Are you a photographer?

Who is going to pay me?

I will pay you after.

How long will it take?

My leg is hurting.

OK.

We've almost finished, hold on!

Excellent.

A little to the left...

I can hold it no more!

It hurts.

You are so weak!
You only stand for a little while.

What? I stand on the street for a whole day.

On the street?

I understand.

You understand what?

There is no such thing
as right or wrong profession.

You are a new immigrant, right?

I have been here only for two weeks.

You came for two weeks
and become a hook...er...

What?

I mean you've become a worker.

I work for my aunt.

She wants me to serve her clients.

She needs help, so I serve.

Well, you work in that kind of place?

Of course! There are lots of customers.

Come when you are free, you will get discounts.

It's okay, I don't like that.

Are you feeling better?

Why don't you rest a little?
We will continue later.

We still have to continue?

It's late, I don't know how to get back.

I will get you a taxi.

Ah, it's done, look.

I am really tired.

Five hundred dollars included payment and fare.

Come visit me sometimes.

Hope to see you again, Ah Yu.

Aren't we clear from last time?

You don't have to tell everyone, do you?

You have destroyed my reputation!

OK... We will talk tonight, bye

Do you like egg tart?

Why are you so upset?
Got in a fight with your girl?

Do you have any plan after work?

I will buy you dinner?

You are on time.

You too.

I miss you so much.

I believe...

We are here to have fun,
let's not be so serious.

Don't be so serious!

Why can't we have fun?

I love to play with you.

Wasn't it good last time?

OK, we are friends only!

Why don't we cut it lose then?

What do you mean? You don't want me anymore?

It's not that easy.

When will you quit?

Honey!

Let me speak.

Patrick's already told me
about your relationship.

It's only for fun.

I suggest you forget him.

You are young and pretty.

Lots of men will fight over you.

But I just like your husband.

Can't I?

Time changed!

You can't stop him, he likes to have affairs.

You as his wife,
just act you didn't know anything.

How can you say such things?

Forget it... Forget it!

Call me if you have time.

I don't mind!

-Are you OK?
-What kind of girl is she?

She is only a kid.

Does your girlfriend know you are a satyr?

I think she knows! She can guess.

Did you think about marrying her?

Marriage? My parents,
brothers and sisters, aunt uncle...

All my relatives divorced.

But it doesn't mean you can't
get successful marriage.

You don't understand! Let me tell you.

I am a natural born satyr.

You are crazy!

It's true!

Do you think I have too much sex hormone?

I think nothing can heal me.

You are not that bad. Right?

I will take you home.

No, it's OK.

Me? I'm at LKF.

No way! They are all there?

OK... I will come at once.

My friend is having a
birthday party at 97, go with me?

No, you go ahead.

Come on, go with me!

-No, you go.
-You are really not going?

Mei Mei, thank you for what's just happened!

It's OK.

OK, bye.

Bye bye.

Mr. help up your girlfriend first.

What happened to you?

Thank you.

That's OK.

Do you really mean it?

If you can't drink then don't drink so much.

I can't hold you if you are like this.

Maybe I will leave you here on the street!

Taxi...

Where are you going, sir?

Where?

What?

Kowloon Tong.

What?

Kowloon Tong.

She wants to go to Kowloon Tong motel.

Then go to Kowloon Tong.

Are we really going to lover's motel?

Calm down.

Why are you so heavy?

Aren't you very tired?

I've got it!

Let me use a towel to
wipe her face an wake her up.

You fall asleep already?

You wanted to come to motel.

And you come here to sleep, what about me?

I think you are the first
to take a girl to a motel...

not sleeping with her
but only feeling her toes.

I am not you.

I won't be that heartless to
take advantage of others like this.

She gave her body to you.

It's she who wanted to go to lover's motel.

I think she likes you.

Maybe, she wanted you to
help her to become normal again.

She was so drunk, she couldn't feel it.

So she couldn't experience
how powerful I would be!

Also she might frame me of raping.

Then I would be in deep shit.

Right, it sounds reasonable.

But it this happens again,

you should call me to the place to rape...

No, I mean to help.

Go ahead.

Boss, Miss Ng wants Mister Wai
to see her in her room.

Turn yourself in.

It's me who wanted to go to Kowloon Tong?

If you don't admit, I will get the taxi driver.

He heard it, he can be my witness.

I wanted to go to Kowloon Tong
because I live there.

What? Really? What a mess!

You didn't tell me...

the whole address. So I...

OK, I understand.

That is enough.

Did you touch me?

Yes!

No...

I swear! Calm down.

You did! You must have touched me.

Where did you touch?

Where?

My tits?

The bottom?

Only your toes.

My toes?

Are you nuts?

Why did you touch my toes?

Because your toes are very...

What?

Sexy.

Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

From this minute on,
what happened last night...

I've already forgotten everything!

OK! OK!

What are you doing?

IDM buys our concept.

And they want this girl to be the image girl.

This girl?

Who is she? She is a model. Right?

This girl is really pretty.

Where did you find her?

I heard that she is a hooker in a hawdy house.

Hawdy house?

Everyone reads carefully her face.

For thirty million dollars' sales,
no matter, in two days...

you must find this hooker!

By the way, if there is any new girls,
call me at once OK?

OK, no problem.

Bye bye.

You find her?

Yes, she is making a deal
in the conference room.

She is hawker selling fishballs on the street.

And you said she is a hooker
working in a hawdy house.

You played an unfunny joke, you know that?

She sells fishballs?

Where are you going?

That girl only signs

if the contract is in Chinese.

She doesn't know English?
So why does she sell fishballs?

If she knows English,
she doesn't have to sell fishballs.

Hey photographer! You are great,
you made me look so pretty.

I almost can't recognize myself.

Tony, I got to go.

Thank you, lawyer Ho.

You are welcome.

I only found out you were
a famous person yesterday.

Look!

They said you are the famous image designer.

They've ruined a handsome guy's image!

Really it's wise to choose better reporters.

Stop it!

Why can't we copy this Chinese contract?

Did your lesbian boss sexually harass you?

I am smart, I don't wear low dress anymore.

So I won't give her a chance.

Really, you do have big breast.

Go to hell!

There is nothing wrong to have big breast.

Big breast but no brain, that means shit!

Look! I have big breast too.

Bigger than yours!

Can your breast shake?

Shake?

How hard do you want it?

I will let you feel it.

No punching! I want you to touch it!

Okay, but you can't touch mine.

Okay, come!

Hurry!

It really shakes!

Am I good?

Watch out! It's turbo time.

Am I good?

It's very exciting!

Of course, the right side
is more powerful, feel it.

Two hands, come on! Don't be shy!

It's fun!

You shake like this, won't you get hurt?

Of course not.

Sit tight, now is...

Level seven earthquake.

Am I good? You smiled?

You are really good!

Keep going, don't stop.

I am tired, it's over.

Let me rest.

Hurry.

It's your turn!

You want me to kill you?

Then the contract...

It's lunch time?

Enjoy yourselves!

Where you go work out? Introduce to me.

All is your fault!

I can really make a lot of money?

It's better than selling fishballs.

Talk it over with your family. Then decide.

I don't have a family.

My dad died before I was born.

My mom died shortly after my birth.

Is she a jinx pool girl!

It's my aunt who got me to Hong Kong.

Aunt said people in Hong Kong are very tricky.

I live in a place with many
other groups of people.

Every night I shower, there are people peeping.

I will talk with the company.

we'll try to put you in a hotel.

OK! Why don't you be my manager?

What?

No excuse!

I know you are going to say this! It's true!

You should be her manager, right?

After the commercial, she will be famous.

Then you will be rich...

No way! Forget it!

You are scared of that, right?

-What?
-What?

This time you can... not doing that, right?

No, what happen if I do?

You are sick! You like that? Are you a freak?

You are a freak!

On that night,

-you took that girl to my house...
-Excuse me.

What are you guys talking about?

We are talking about that night...

No, we are saying that he is scared...

Don't say it, I mean it.

OK, I won't say...

Stop!

You take care of him.

You don't even know what we are talking about.

You worry that you will fall for that girl.

Right?

Can't you control yourself?

Can you control such of thing?

Why not?

You can, right?

Of course!

What happen if I can't?

No...

No excuse!

Is that all the English you know?

Dad, you come to watch the game again?

I forgot! I waited for a whole night.

I am losing memory. There is no game tonight.

You don't have electric power
at your house again?

Last night after Croatia defeated Germany,

I was so mad that I broke the television!

You got a real bed temper.

Bad Temper? Your friend...
Pat had a bigger temper.

He took a girl upstairs.

Are they still there?

They are showering.

What?

Come out you punk!

You think this is a shopping mall?

You are really cheap!
You even save up the motel fee?

Come out!

I am going to call Fanny, expose your secret.

Let her catch you cheating on her right here!

Have a gentle heart!

What?

She is still young, don't try too hard.

That is it.

You are back.

How come you are here?

Your friend brought me here.

He told me to take care of you tonight.

Really!

No.

Why can't I...

Why you want to take care of me?

He said if I stay here with you tonight...

You will be my manager.

you can get rid of the shadow from the past.

I don't really understand what that means.

But the magazines and new paper always say...

The world of entertain me is very dirty...

This is the price you have to pay to?

You are saying that

I take advantage of newcomers?

Here says you are the player behind the scene.

This is only hearsay.

You won't understand.

Go change, you don't have to
stay with me tonight.

What about tomorrow night?

No.

Night after tomorrow?

We will talk about it later.

I don't talk about anything after 24 hours.

So you will be my manager?

I don't know yet.

Go change now or...

I will do you!

Hurry!

OK.

You friends said that

all you EXs are very pretty.

But everytime they fly away.

What does that mean?

What?

Fly away.

That is...

travel away on plane.

Have you heard about the story of love bus?

What story? Dirty story?

No.

Love is like waiting for a bus.

Sometimes you will think it is too old.

And don't want to ride it.

Sometimes you feel there is no
air-conditioning, too hot...

And you don't want to ride it.

Then another bus comes alone!

There are lots of passengers.

And you don't want to be squeezed.

You wait. Until it becomes dark.

And you worried.

You see a bus and you
jump on it without thinking.

But look!

You got on the wrong bus!

But you already paid and waited for so long.

do you really want to wait for another one?

Also you don't know when it will come.

Then take a taxi.

No taxi available!

Then walk, no big deal!

Right! Losing someone is like walking.

Understand?

Where you learn such deep story?

From a woman magazine.

You should read it sometimes,
you can understand women better.

Then the girls won't easily fly away, right?

Did you get on the wrong bus?

I used to ride bicycle.

I don't like buses.

After hearing the bus story.

and seeing France defeat Brazil,
I have decided...

Giving no ride.

There is no such medicine
sold here in Hong Kong?

My cousin said no.

This is a test drug,
you can only get it at the hospital.

No way! They are still testing it?

Will it kill me?

Just take it! It won't kill you.

You don't have to be so mean.

I am just trying to help you.

Your house is not that massy.

You have a maid to clean up for you?

What is it?

Nothing.

I am chocking.

I have something to show you.

Can you tell which one
is you and which one is me?

It's so small, how can I tell?
Do you have a microscope?

I will try.

This is you.

You are good! How can you tell?

Of course! You were the dumpest
person that year.

You were the dumpest.

You were so ugly and

-looked like a Mickey Mouse.
-I was so handsome!

That year, you always stole my sandwich.

And lied to me that
you would take me to Disneyland.

Then you said there were sharks in Disneyland

and wouldn't take me.

I was so mad and cried for nights at home.

You still remember what I said?

Of course.

No!

Sorry...

Not today.

I am going to go buy a pack of cigarettes, bye.

Look! Is it pretty?

Miss, you said you are only gonna buy shoes.

You need a dress to match it.

Look, isn't it pretty?

Do you need a hat?

I have it!

Isn't it pretty?

Why don't you buy underwear's also?

I already did!

No need!

Give you ten minutes and I get this.

This kind of clothes doesn't match you.

If you want clothes, tell me.
I will buy it for you.

No, then I will lose woman's biggest enjoyment!

You don't trust me. I can't be your manager.

OK! I trust you.

Mr Cheung, she can put on make-ups now.

Okay.

After make up, change the clothes too.

She looks like a red envelope.

Luckily there are no cows on the street
or it will charge you.

She is cute.

I heard you have found a new star.

Is this it?

She is too small and short.

Will people like her?

Being tall doesn't mean anything!
Show-biz isn't a basketball match.

You weren't very popular
when you first started.

Right! But thanks to you.

Why haven't you come see me for a long time?

We can still be friends.

I don't see any point
to be friends with my Exs.

Sorry!

You are still mad at me? Then forget it.

But you look like you changed.

Your standard seems to be lower.

You ever use low standard model.

I made you famous.

I can make others too.

If I were you, I wouldn't try so hard.

So she can stay with you forever.

What's wrong with you?

Don't tell me you are too tired!

I am mad! She called me a low standard.

But you are not.

What do you say?

Of course not! You are very pretty!

Good! I believe you!

What is wrong now?

I am not mad, I am happy.

She made fun of me because she was jealous.

Am I right?

I don't know what you are talking about.

You don't understand girls.

Didn't I tell you read more woman's magazine?

Did you listen to me?

I do read Playboy on its every issue.

No! mean woman magazine.

Men don't read woman magazine.

You think I'm insane?

It's okay to learn more.

Starting today, I will study
hard in English and make up.

And fashion design.

I don't want to be a low standard.

I want to be the most famous commercial queen.

Put it down first before it smashes you, queen.

Continue shopping.

The company doesn't have a lot of money.

Don't be so mean,
you are going to make me famous.

Of course you need to spend a little money.

Don't let people look down.

Before you become famous, I will die!

You brought a girl back?

It's useless to explain.

When a girl leaves you,

she will have many excuses.

It depends on her mood.

Show hand!

Bye, understand?

There is nothing between Mei Mei and I.

Are you really innocent?

But you will be damned if there is.

Are you my friend?

Can you comfort me a little?

Fanny finally decided to let you go,
then be good and let her go.

OK.

I will go kill myself tonight.

So I will hurt nobody no more.

Are you selling drugs?

Is my personal collection.

If you are my friend then
take those bottles of red wine...

and drink it all for me.

No way! Go buy your own red wine.

I have to save that for my girlfriend.

Is my secret weapons.

Okay, I go get it.

This is called Walk.

Is dead walk.

Have you heard of the bus story?

Oh, I forgot the story.

Anyways until you get on the last bus.

You won't get on the wrong bus.

Why you eat my noodles?

Just don't call an ambulance when I faint.

Open yourself.

On the day of my funeral,

tell every girls I slept with to come.

It will make the party.

You want it to be at soccer stadium?

No, that's cheap.

I love it at Bay.

It has to be on the beach
and they must wear bikini.

Very nice.

Why the noodle smells so weird?

Is it awesome?

Don't we need the Spice Girls to put on a show?

I really love her!

She dumped me.

I want to sleep with her!

She just wants shopping with me!

I really like her!

I...

What are you doing?

Haven't played it a long time,
forgot the lyrics already?

I want to puke!

I am telling you! Don't take
grass if you don't know how.

I didn't take grass.

You just ate a bowl of grass noodle.

I can't eat grass!

I get dizzy eating grass!

Don't scare me.

Mei Mei, didn't you study CPR?

Go help Ah Wai.

He is acting like Ronaldo.

What happened to him?

He is hurting, His heart stopped for a while.

Go help him.

Take him to the hospital for gastric lavage.

No, what happened if the cops find out?

I don't know now to make.

Just try. Go get the hose. Hurry.

Hurry. Where is the hose?

Find it!

Wake up, Ah Wai.

Wake up.

Why isn't he awake yet?

Wake up.

No response...

Why is he so exciting?

He is innocent.

I broke up with Fanny!

What?

She saw the cup.

She thought I brought a woman home.

Try to explain.

There is no love between
us anymore, why continue?

Is all my fault.

Don't be like this.

You are the only one on
this world who understands me.

You use me as an experiment?

You use me?

I am the first to be performed
illegal gastric lavage.

No! They turn my stomach upside down.

I gave them a chance to get together.

What?

Can't sleep, so many things in my mind.

Go to sleep.

Are you going to see her again?

What?

We haven't used a condom.

Don't worry! My period passed couple days ago.

Is okay!

No wonder it feels so good!

Is tight, and it feels good.

I am telling you, you must use
a condom when you do it with others.

Don't be silly, you'll be the last one.

All men love fooling around.

Is just how many times
they can get away without one.

If a pill can reduce your hormone,
that's great!

Will it make me unable to perform sex?

Yes, so you can stay with me forever.

Go sleep! We'll do it again tomorrow morning.

Stop dreaming!

You don't want to? Wasn't it...

Forget it... go sleep...

She is Vivian also?

It's my idea, but not because of you!

Why are you still here? It's late.

I forgot something here.

She became popular after the commercial.

You are a successful manager.

I work really hard this time.

Even if I get fired, I still have a back up.

I can work for other companies.

Are you always this mean...

Or you just don't like me?

Both.

You really hate me that much?

You know you have a nickname?

What?

Super cold blooded woman...

Female killer!

Your face is always black like now!

Let me teach you another English word.

Relax! You know how to pronounce it?

Relax!

Thank you!

I already taught you the good.

You should at least take me out to eat.

The same restaurant as last time.
Split the bill.

Split the bill? Okay.

You want to drink?

Wait, give me your address first.

So I can take you home this time!

Last time was not good.

This time I will look at your toes.

I have Hong Kong feet.

Why you call me? I don't have time.

Okay.

Sorry, I have things to do...

No excuse!

Just joking! Next time.

I will treat you next time! Bye.

Bye bye.

Too bad you don't get to
eat with me, it's your lost!

I will eat by myself!

I was going to make he drunk,
and tear off her skirt.

I will do her on the top, and...

Relax! I will remember!

Don't you wish I will open
the door for you! Patrick!

You want to have sex, go home and do it there.

Is me, Ah Yu.

Hi!

This late!

I just got off work, want to take a shower.

There is no water at the hotel?

I don't know why, the water pressure
is low these two day.

Is better to bath at your house.

You finally listen to me
and read woman magazine.

This magazine is not mine.

Is my dad's magazine.

Your lying skills are poor.

Hurry up with your shower,
you have five minutes only.

I am going!

Shower...

Are you crazy! You dress like this
at three in the morning.

Watch out for rapist!

He will drag you into an empty
street and rape you.

-Mouse.
-What?

Mouse? Where?

There! And is a big one.

Is really big?

Yes! It went towards the window.

It just ran across? You scared me!

It might come back!

But...

How am I going to shower now?

Just don't shower for one night.

I sometime shower once in a week.

What? It smells, try it.

Is okay.

Why don't you shower with me?

Shower with you?

It feels good.

It's good!

Hurry, are you done?

Are you in a hurry?

Sitting like this hurry's me.

Just read the magazines
then you won't be bored.

What article are you reading? Read it to me.

How to get to...

High post!

I don't want to hear this one, what is next?

Read!

Give him a hundred percent...

Challenge!

What? Why is this issue so strange?

Yes. This magazine is not good, waste of money!

Let me see.

Where is the best place to

get best feel!

On the bed, one star.

On the floor, two stars.

On the sofa, three stars.

In the car, four stars!

In the bath tub...

Guess how many stars? Can you guess?

No need for star!

Help!

Help? You turn me on!

Help me put out the fire!

No...

At last, I can't hold it anymore...

I slept with her.

Will she feel I am easy?

Do you like it?

What?

You don't like it?

No! I like it.

I...

This is my first time!

No way?

I think it is.

But, I used to ride bicycle, so...

I think I lost it.

I have nothing to say.

I believe you.

I wish you are my first.

Also my last man.

You want me to take on
this responsibility forever?

I will!

This quick?

Just kissing, let me recharge my strength.

Let's eat!

Is ready!

Is your telephone.

Answer it for me.

Is Patrick here?

He is in the bathroom, who is calling?

This quick? Did you buy it down stairs?

How dare you! I cooked it myself!

What kind of soup is this?

Vegetable soup.

Mable just called you.

Remind you to go to Bar 97 tonight!

Which Mable? I don't quite know her.

Just go and you might remember her.

No way! I promise you to
watch DVD the whole night.

Need to go to bathroom?

Do you know where I can find
Chinese doctor to treat catalepsies?

You are sick?

You don't have to go
that far with a virgin.

I can't help it!

She wants me to shower with her
every night, is bad enough, right?

You are something!

I have never tried virgin before.

You look tired, too!

Yeah, I think I haven't
come out to stand enough.

You become a good boy
after staying with Ah Mei.

No.

I slept with other girls two nights ago.

I did it bad. Like this!

This bad?

Right! Every time I wear a condom,
I can't perform.

Side effect?

Yeah, since I don't use condom with Ah Mei.

I am not used to condoms outside anymore.

Which means that you can
only do it with Ah Mei.

Right.

Did Ah Mei give you soup or medicine?

Both.

99 percent is a curse!

No way? What curse?

Curse on your head, your heart, your legs...

Curse on your sex.

Not curable!

Curse on your sex?

The crew get off this early?
Shouldn't they have is work?

Something is wrong with the set.

So I called them continue tomorrow.

Do you need help?

I study fine art for half semester in collage.

Really! Why didn't you continue?

I didn't like the professor!
I gave him a punch.

He wanted to sleep with me.

Right!

I said you should beat him.

How to do it?

Whatever.

Don't be serious just relax.

All the men I know, you are the most...

Most what?

You don't care much... right?

Is good or is bad?

There is nothing wrong! Simple man, easy life!

Write down your address first.

I don't plan to go home tonight.

Someone is waiting for me.
I don't want to see him.

You owe somebody money?

Just kidding.

What is troubling you?

What do you think of me? Tell me.

All the women I know...

You are the most unfeminine woman.

What do you mean?

You are not man... what woman...

I don't know.

You a lesbian.

Lesbian? You mean I am a lesbian?

Aren't you?

Who said so?

Everyone in the company believe this.

You believe what they said?

Luckily they said I am a lesbian,

what if they said I have AIDS.

Don't worry, they would
rather say Patrick gets AIDS.

You always think I am a lesbian, don't you?

That is why you don't like me?

No!

You are!

I can tell, you hated me

at the first sight, right?

Don't guess anymore!

You think I am a lesbian,
that is why you are scared of me.

Afraid to talk to me.

That is why you touched my toes, right?

I am afraid! But is not you.

What are you scared of?

What happens if I can't control myself?

So, just do it.

Dad.

What?

Look at number 6, he has good skill.

Have you tried with two girls...

You mean on the same bad?

Not on the same bed,

is liking two girls at the same time.

Of course! But no big deal.

Did mom know?

I don't know! Maybe she did.

How could she take it?

Sharing her husband with other one?

One? Didn't you say two girls?

Two?!

Yes!

Both on the outside?! Not including mom?!

Not including her.

Did they dump you or you dumped them?

Is not about dumping.

Under this situation,
you must take one step at a time.

It will slowly disappear.

Disappear?

In the rule book it said that

you can't play with two balls.

Understand?

Two balls?

You are stupid! I don't want
you to watch any more games with me.

The mobile phone you bought me is broken.

Take it and fix it for me.

OK.

Two balls... will disappear...

I come back to pick some clothes.

Nothing left?

You can throw away what is left.

See that bag on the chair?
I give it back to Patrick.

All are pictures and birthday cards.

You can throw it away also.

I left the keys on the table.

The lock is broken,
you better change a new one.

Then you will be safe.

No need! The lease is ending soon.

We have been looking around.

We are going to buy an apartment!

Don't hurry! He always changes his mind.

You like flowers, right?

His nose is allergic to flowers.

Right.

He still has his suit in the dry cleaner,

please get it for him.

Don't worry! I will take care of it.

Don't waste time on him,

he is not going to change.

I didn't want to change him.

Most important is, we are happy together.

At the beginning, our thought was the same.

But you know there is not
going to be a happy ending.

Don't lie to yourself.

Mei Mei

Mei Mei is on vacation.

When did she start her vacation?

I don't know! She applied for two weeks.

She is going on a trip.

Trip?!

Your place or mine?

Well... Up to you!
But I just want to make it no condom.

No condom?! No, safe sex! Man.

I am ok! I am clean.

You clean? You sure! But I can't

Come on.

Forget it. Bye bye.

I told you many times.

I don't want rocket train to

become a pencil.

Do it again, be creative.

Let's have lunch together?

Where? When?

One o'clock, my room.

-I already showered.
-come join me!

Don't waste water.

You go in and sit with me,
I am scared of mouse.

I have a lot of things to do.

Do it when we shower.

What?

This is bad for my health.

You have Viagra?

I'll finish your stock.

Hurry! Give me a discount.

Benny, you can have the change.

I will call you when the new product comes.

Okay.

Mr. what do you want?

You have pain killer?! No?

It's ok, thank you.

Yes we have.

You want to buy Viagra?

You people who
wear sunglasses are all the same.

My uncle he doesn't really...

Okay... all the customers tell the same story!

Miss, it hurts! You don't have to

be so rough, do you?

Do you feel good?

Let me rest a little!
I will pay you more money.

Let me put more oil on you, it helps you.

I already took some medicine.

Let me check your pulse.

You were a nurse before?

For three generations,
my family were Chinese doctors.

Have my respect.

Raise your head, show me your tongue.

More... more...

Okay! Raise both of your arms... higher.

Can you make it?

Stand up straight.

It hurts?! Poor you!

What?

Your kidneys have problem.

Shit! Your kidneys have problem.

I am still young and strong,

how dare you say this nonsense!

Don't joke with me.

Check please.

I want to get married.

What?

I didn't say anything

It's me, I want to get married.

Dad, are you drunk?

Recently I feel lonely,
so I want to find a companion.

Simon, you should tell me that you were bored.

I will buy you a sex doll.

I don't mean that!

It's normal for elder to have sex life.

why you want get married?
Who is going to marry you?

Jenny from downstairs fruit market.

Jenny?! Do I know her?

Does it matter?

Our wedding will be held on next month,
I'll introduce you then.

You really mean it?

Woman likes wedding.

It doesn't cost much, so I don't care.

Man really need a lover at home.

You guys are young, you won't understand.

I am back.

Uncle is here?

Hello!

Did you miss me?

Of course.

Isn't she the one you took up stairs that day?

Simon, you don't have to

know what is going, OK?

I don't understand you guys anyways.

How can two brothers share the same girl.

No, dad, I...

Let me explain, OK?

I will go outside and drink with you, okay?

Don't bother others, OK?

Long distance flight is killing me!

Let me fix the water for you to shower.

Luckily Thomas was there to talk to me
so I wouldn't be bored.

Who?

Thomas, the person who sat next to me.

He is really a gentleman.

He was trying to get to know you!

No! He said I look like his wife
who died twenty years ago.

He's got honey lips, what a liar!

He knows a lot of things like,
history, science.

He just knows everything.

Guess what he does for living?

He's a pimp.

No.

He does oil business and he is rich.

He works at the gas station.

It must be him, he promised to call me.

Thomas, it is really you.

I am in my manager's house.

Manager?

Yes.

Let's go shower.

Okay, but tomorrow.

There is a mouse inside.

Change this quickly? My goodness!

Ah Moon, the flowers are for Ms Mu.

Thank you.

You are welcome.

Ah Moon, I've got a toothache,
do you have any painkiller?

What?

Go ask your friends.

What are you doing?

These flowers are very pretty.

Are you jealous that he is after me?

Yes!

He has a wife.

Mr. Wai does this painkiller work?

I talk to you later.

Ah Moon, throw away the flowers for me.

Boss, will you see Mei later?

Why?

Before her vacation,

she let me scan her picture into the computer.

But I am going on a trip tomorrow.

Give it to me.

Thanks boss.

You always seized my sandwich.

And lied that you were
going to take me to Disneyland.

And you said there were sharks in Disneyland,

girls were prohibited.

Why did you take a vacation all of a sudden?

Where did you go these past two weeks?

Water please.

I have to go to America.

You can give me a call.

Do you know what you like in me?

Me... you have a good body.

You are nice, you treat me nice,
you care for me... you...

Didn't Fanny treat you good?

You two are not the same.

What did you do? What happened?

Patrick, do you understand?

Two persons get together
is not only for one night.

Is a whole life and is not
as easy as you think.

I know! Before I was...

I know I was wrong before, but...

I married my cousin in America.

He asked me many times.

I thought about it many times already.

I think he can give me happiness.

OK, OK.

OK, bye.

Is that him?

Congratulation.

Thanks.

Honey, I am coming back now.

Daughter is asleep? OK.

Cousin, we can leave now.

Are you okay?

OK, I will give you a call, bye.

Mei Mei...

I don't care who that person is.

You did not register
to marry him, I'm damn sure!

Why you lie to me? Tell me.

Let me go. I don't want to fight with you.

-I don't know why you want to lie to me.
-Don't be like this.

You tell me.

I don't want to be another Fanny.

I told you I will change.

Change? How?

Change to make you happy?

You can't sleep with
another girl when we're together.

Can you make it, huh?

But I can not live without you.

Why not?

These past two weeks you can survive!

Fanny was with you for five years.
After her, you still can survive too.

Don't be that selfish!

I really want to be your friend again.

I love the feeling in the past. It's so simple.

When I was in America, I went to Disneyland.

And I realized it wasn't that great.

Life is contradictious.

I made up my mind
before I come back to see you.

Why you come back so late,
why don't you just don't come back.

You want to bath?

Bath with petrol!

You don't even bring the keys.

Is Mr Cheung Shu Wai home?

Yes.

Hello, call me Mut.

I am from ICN management company.

Management company? It takes a lot to sign me.

No, I want to sign Ms Vivian Tsui.

You want to steal my girl.

Don't say this, we can be a team.

We just want her to do good.

Why is it so difficult?

This is a wedding package.

No, stop... I am too tired.

What's wrong?

Look at you, only couple
of steps and you are tired.

Couple of steps? We walked couple of blocks!

You are so weak, how can you go after girls?

No wonder not one relationship was long.

Look, Dad marries faster than you do.

How many times could you marry later on!

What are you looking at?
Is children's clothes, so let's go.

I will buy it for my unborn baby.

What? You get married
because you made her pregnant?

I'm still a strong man.

You already deposited something
so why don't we make this short.

Do you know? It's your fault
to make me marry your mom.

Now, my job is to make babies.
And yours is to feed him.

You know I worked so hard to raise you!

Boy is better, what about girl?

Man will trick them any minute.

Bunch of freaks?

Dad, I have important things to do,
go get it yourself.

-Bye bye.
-Where are you going?

Go after girls.

You're fit now!

You missed it... you can stop here.

Why didn't you return my call yesterday?

Do I have to answer you?

Will you respect me?

I won't divorce her.

I feel tired.

You knew it at the beginning.

Can we change?

Do you have another man?

You can go now, I will be okay.

Don't come see me anymore.

What a coincidence?!

What are you doing here?

What am I doing?

You followed me?

What did you see?

I saw birds flying by, and the sun corning up.

Then I turned around and saw you.

I am not the third person, am I?

I didn't say you look like one.

You be the third, I be the forth.

Is hard to describe relationship, right?

Is not like you can control it.

Have you heard the bus story before?

What?

Let me think.

You are waiting for a bus.

First bus came, but too many people.

You couldn't get on, right? So you wait.

The next one came!

Oh no, is too old! You wait.

The third one came, not air conditioned.

It's too hot, you didn't want to get on.

The forth one came...

But, whatever in the middle is not important.

The most important is you rather walk
than getting on a wrong bus.

What did you say?

I don't know.

But I believe it's ok
if you get on the wrong bus.

It's your choice.

I told him, I picked you.

Does it mean I got on the wrong bus?

Wait.

What?

I want some wine.

You don't want me?

I...

No.

You told another manager to

send me to Japan for a year?

I want you to learn more in Japan, and make...

Make more money.

I don't want money!

I don't want to go anywhere.

I just want to be with you.

You promised that you will never leave me.

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have trusted you!

Ah Yu...

Vivian, can you go get me

some medicine, cotton and bandage?

I stepped on glass.

I am the third party, not a maid.

Go get it yourself.

Oh, there is a fifth party.

Surprise!

Out!

The most painful experience is not bleeding.

but is the mess which you don't know
how to solve after bleeding.

People don't know what to
do because they aim too high.

Things go on, things get worse.

Maybe we go too fast.

Faster than what out brain
can handle and we become slow.

So fast that we don't

have the courage to go back.

Anything is possible, life is very weak.

We must lower the pain that caused by accident.

At this age, we have only one choice.

Buy BIB insurance, to protect ourselves.

Today is last day of your work?

There is a lot of things I must take care of.

No wonder you didn't see my show.

When you were acting,

you looked real.

What? You think I am acting now.

I don't know. The feeling is not the same.

Is Ah Yu really going to Japan?

I think so.

Why didn't Wai stop her?

I want to keep you too.

The key is, can I stop you?

We said we are not
going to discuss this matter.

I promised myself of not crying today.

You won't cry?
Before all your friends called you...

Crying Queen.

Watch it!

Ma am, I am in pain.

You know it hurts now? You always hurt others.

If no one is going to marry you,
don't come back to me!

Whatever!

Get up! You don't want Ah Yu any more?

You let her go to Japan,

she will fly away.

I think Vivian fits you.

She is taller than you,
make more money than you.

Everything is better than you!

You are going to run away from the problem.

You are very good at running away.

You think...

Shut up!

Don't cry.

Go upstairs and do your homework.

Do what?

Where are you going?

Going... on a trip.

A trip to where?

I don't know yet.

You haven't been to work for a week.

God only used seven days to create this world.

And you can't come up
with a place to go in seven days?

I will decide my destination at the airport.

So do you decide what bus to
take when you are on the street.

And decide what to eat in the restaurant.

And go to church before deciding whom to marry?

Yes to all other than marriage.

If... I want to marry you.

Do you need seven years to decide?

I give you seven seconds.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Sorry.

I don't think I am the right bus for you.

I said if.

I come to tell you...

I didn't get on the wrong bus.

But the bus is too slow, I am in a hurry.

I will never forget Vivian.

Because she is the first
woman I've ever dumped.

But, being dumped is the same
as dumping others.

The feelings are like
eating chili or wasabi respectively.

Both will make you cry.

Let's further Vivian Tsui's interview

recorded days before.

Vivian, we all know that

you're leaving Hong Kong for Japan soon.

Driver, please make it louder.

Are you going to miss anyone?

There is a person...who changed my whole life.

Actually, there is nothing to talk about him.

Because I have to learn...

how to forget him.

She has just checked out?

I am sorry, I can't go to Japan.

Are you looking for me?

Under such circumstances, if you were me...

Would you deny?

Yes, I can't live without you.

Marry me, we will stay happily
for the rest of our lives.

Wait, there is something wrong.

After so many heart breaking experiences...

Of course I wouldn't be that emotional.

I wouldn't have said such
irrational and solid promise.

It's better to tell her something abstract.

Are you looking for me?

Yes.

I worry much about your trip to Japan.

So I intend to go with you.

Although we won't be sure about our future,

I will never change my love to you.

Look, she will be happy to hear that too.

So, you can't be big mouth

to promise anything about love,

if you make a little mistake,
it'll change your whole life.

Ah Yu hasn't become my wife.

But she becomes the most famous model in Japan.

She drives the Japanese crazy!

Although we seldom meet each other,

we will occasionally enjoy bathing together.

Patrick broke up with Mei.

and he kept on fooling around.

God knows, he fainted one night.

He lied on street for 3 hours
and no one paid any notice to him.

At last, a cleaning maid called
the police and sent him to hospital.

He was proved to have...

Kidney stone!

After his recovery, he's totally changed.

He got married and gave birth to a baby.

He's found a hot tempered Taiwan girl

who is 99.9% alike Fanny.

She is named Fonny.

He's paid for it!

I asked you to wait for me!

Why can't you just wait a while?

-I am sorry...
-Take it.

Move faster!

You'd make it quick!

You're useless!

But, whenever he hugs his girl...

I mean his daughter,

he will be so satisfied!

And Mei, that kind-hearted angel,

she keeps on sending her love to the world.

But not to the men.

She's opened a toy shop for children.

This little rich lady is still

waiting for her Mickey Mouse.

And Vivian...

So, you've seen it.

I don't know whether she was
seriously hurt as being dumped,

she's disappeared for two years.

She went to USA, and opened
a gallery in Soho, New York.

It's named Relax, selling modern oil paintings.

She's become an artist.

Her paintings are expensive.

But, I really think that...

her paintings are not that good.

I've got you, honey.

Yes, I'll pick you up after watching the game.

Yes, I mean I will pick you up.

Not kick you up, yes...

Daddy, let's go play football in the garden.

I've told you many times!

I am your brother.

He is your father, he is my father too.

Anything would do!

If you feed him, you can be his father.

Anyway, we are a family.

That's Ah Yu's new commercial.

She is hit in Japan, she must be
making more money than you do.

Police will not arrest me for that!

You cheap, man!

Kiddy, recognize her face.

When you see her, greet her mother.

You'll get benefit from it.

Yes...

Have you acquainted with
a French girlfriend recently?

Stop nagging! It's none of your business.

The game is started now. Let's see if
France will win or not.

Dad, I think I like snooker more than football.

Can you handle so many balls at the same time?

Good!

So, life is like playing ball games,

you'll be a hero if only you can make it.

Cheers!