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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,825 --> 00:00:27,158 ? Love ? 2 00:00:27,242 --> 00:00:28,700 ? Mm, mm, mm ? 3 00:00:28,783 --> 00:00:30,992 ? Love is strange ? 4 00:00:31,075 --> 00:00:32,617 ? Yeah, yeah ? 5 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,950 ? Lot of people ? 6 00:00:35,033 --> 00:00:36,492 ? Mm, mm, mm ? 7 00:00:36,575 --> 00:00:38,492 ? Take it for a game ? 8 00:00:40,575 --> 00:00:43,075 ? Once you get it ? 9 00:00:43,158 --> 00:00:44,325 ? Mm, mm, mm ? 10 00:00:44,408 --> 00:00:46,825 ? You never wanna quit ? 11 00:00:46,908 --> 00:00:48,367 ? No, no ? 12 00:00:48,450 --> 00:00:50,867 ? After you've had it ? 13 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:52,117 ? Yeah, yeah ? 14 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,200 ? You're in an awful fix ? 15 00:00:58,989 --> 00:01:02,989 - Subs by kinglouisxx - for www.addic7ed.com 16 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:19,492 She lives. Perfect timing. 17 00:01:19,575 --> 00:01:22,200 - How long have I been here? - Uh, about an hour or so. 18 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:24,992 - Oh, God. - Made spaghetti. 19 00:01:25,075 --> 00:01:26,992 Your garlic bread, too. 20 00:01:27,075 --> 00:01:28,200 I don't know if you noticed, 21 00:01:28,283 --> 00:01:31,742 but there's someone else here also. 22 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:33,533 Who? Where? 23 00:01:43,658 --> 00:01:45,242 Her name's Diane. 24 00:01:51,617 --> 00:01:53,283 What, you're leaving? 25 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:57,742 Where's the plane? 26 00:01:57,825 --> 00:01:59,700 "Ah, it's great to see you, Dad. 27 00:01:59,783 --> 00:02:03,158 "I haven't seen you in ten years... 28 00:02:03,242 --> 00:02:04,908 even though I've only been a couple hours away 29 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:07,575 from her majesty's castle." 30 00:02:07,658 --> 00:02:09,908 Where's the plane? 31 00:02:09,992 --> 00:02:11,367 Where is the fucking plane? 32 00:02:11,450 --> 00:02:13,075 - I sold it. - To who? 33 00:02:13,158 --> 00:02:15,242 To Ma Voss and her boys. 34 00:02:15,325 --> 00:02:18,075 Do they still live out on 62? 35 00:02:18,158 --> 00:02:21,200 By the nasty chicken slaughterhouse on 62? 36 00:02:21,283 --> 00:02:22,700 Yes? No? 37 00:02:22,783 --> 00:02:24,408 I'll... 38 00:02:40,158 --> 00:02:41,950 - You got to... - I know what I'm do... 39 00:02:42,033 --> 00:02:43,450 - I can do it. I just... - You're not flipping it right. 40 00:02:43,533 --> 00:02:44,658 I'm doing it. I said I can do it. 41 00:02:44,742 --> 00:02:46,950 Just please give me. 42 00:02:48,367 --> 00:02:50,992 Okay, yes. 43 00:02:53,117 --> 00:02:55,075 - I left Byron. - Why? What'd he do? 44 00:02:55,158 --> 00:02:56,950 'Cause I... Actually, can't talk about it. 45 00:02:57,033 --> 00:02:59,700 Mm, of course you can't talk about it. 46 00:03:03,075 --> 00:03:06,867 So, um, how long have you two been, uh... 47 00:03:08,450 --> 00:03:10,825 doing whatever this shit is? 48 00:03:26,033 --> 00:03:27,658 That's mine. 49 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,158 All right, easy. Easy, easy, easy. 50 00:03:31,242 --> 00:03:34,283 - Don't... Watch... - Get... Move her! 51 00:03:34,367 --> 00:03:35,658 Oh, my God. 52 00:03:35,742 --> 00:03:37,950 Don't. 53 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,200 In the morning, if you want, we can go down 54 00:03:41,283 --> 00:03:43,492 and ask Shane Voss to fly you somewhere. 55 00:03:43,575 --> 00:03:45,075 I think his brothers 56 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:46,700 use it for their meth shop. 57 00:03:46,783 --> 00:03:48,783 No, I'm not gonna stay the night. 58 00:03:48,867 --> 00:03:51,992 I have to leave right now. 59 00:03:52,075 --> 00:03:53,742 Oh, and if the news says that I'm dead, 60 00:03:53,825 --> 00:03:55,158 demand to see my body. 61 00:03:55,242 --> 00:03:56,825 Have some spaghetti first. 62 00:03:56,908 --> 00:03:58,492 He will feed the media a cover story, 63 00:03:58,575 --> 00:04:00,658 saying that I succumbed to a shellfish allergy 64 00:04:00,742 --> 00:04:02,325 or something, but I will be alive. 65 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:04,158 I'll just be stuck in the Hub, a prisoner of the Hub, 66 00:04:04,242 --> 00:04:06,825 stuck in some cube, getting revision brain surgery 67 00:04:06,908 --> 00:04:08,950 ordered by my husband. 68 00:04:09,033 --> 00:04:12,325 Have you ever thought of just lowering your standards 69 00:04:12,408 --> 00:04:15,033 in terms of general happiness, hmm? 70 00:04:15,117 --> 00:04:16,908 You and Byron, I don't know what's going on, 71 00:04:16,992 --> 00:04:20,158 but give the guy a break. 72 00:04:22,158 --> 00:04:23,450 You're a handful. 73 00:04:28,867 --> 00:04:32,200 I wasn't the problem. 74 00:04:33,450 --> 00:04:35,658 You don't have a-a lifelong habit 75 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:37,700 of breaking everything? 76 00:04:37,783 --> 00:04:39,492 Destroying things? 77 00:04:39,575 --> 00:04:42,658 Two words... dinosaur museum. 78 00:04:42,742 --> 00:04:45,200 I was three, and I had poison oak. 79 00:04:45,283 --> 00:04:47,367 For God sakes, don't let it run. 80 00:04:47,450 --> 00:04:49,367 Don't... 81 00:04:49,450 --> 00:04:50,283 What? 82 00:04:50,367 --> 00:04:52,117 Turn off the water. 83 00:04:52,242 --> 00:04:54,033 Turn off the water! 84 00:04:54,117 --> 00:04:55,783 Shut it off. 85 00:05:03,450 --> 00:05:05,742 All right, pretending to leave your husband 86 00:05:05,825 --> 00:05:08,825 to amass power in the marriage, I respect the move. 87 00:05:08,908 --> 00:05:11,075 - Oh, my God. - Your mother was a master. 88 00:05:11,158 --> 00:05:12,450 But there's an art to it. 89 00:05:12,533 --> 00:05:14,742 Planes, shotguns, 90 00:05:14,825 --> 00:05:16,617 acting like you're running for your life... 91 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:18,908 it's... it's not elegant. 92 00:05:18,992 --> 00:05:21,867 Plus, he's just gonna say that you're unstable. 93 00:05:21,891 --> 00:05:24,680 _ 94 00:05:25,023 --> 00:05:27,247 _ 95 00:05:27,312 --> 00:05:29,185 _ 96 00:05:32,950 --> 00:05:34,075 Your dick is out. 97 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,200 Hmm? 98 00:05:35,283 --> 00:05:37,742 It's out. It's right there. 99 00:05:37,825 --> 00:05:39,617 Ooh! Sorry. 100 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,492 Ho... hold on, though! Come on. 101 00:05:44,575 --> 00:05:45,867 Let's talk about it. 102 00:05:49,367 --> 00:05:51,908 If you didn't want my help, why'd you even come here? 103 00:05:51,992 --> 00:05:53,617 Because Byron knows 104 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:56,450 that I would never fucking come here. 105 00:05:57,575 --> 00:06:01,117 And I was gonna take the plane. 106 00:06:02,742 --> 00:06:04,101 You can't even fly the plane. 107 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:06,825 But I can kind of fly the plane! 108 00:06:10,617 --> 00:06:13,242 Let's get dressed. 109 00:06:19,533 --> 00:06:21,158 Made for Love is operating. 110 00:06:21,242 --> 00:06:25,283 Hello, Hazel. It's time for your nap. 111 00:06:26,408 --> 00:06:29,158 Hazel and I are users one. 112 00:06:29,242 --> 00:06:31,075 Easy pussy. 113 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,658 Users one. 114 00:06:51,825 --> 00:06:52,867 Hazel! 115 00:06:52,950 --> 00:06:55,325 Don't shoot! It's me! 116 00:06:55,408 --> 00:06:56,325 Whoa! Hey! 117 00:06:56,408 --> 00:06:58,075 Okay. 118 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,617 All right. That was close. 119 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:02,783 It's okay. You missed. 120 00:07:02,867 --> 00:07:05,408 Maybe you don't recognize me without my fingers. 121 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:06,825 That's all right. 122 00:07:06,908 --> 00:07:08,158 I got 'em. Don't worry. 123 00:07:08,242 --> 00:07:09,700 They're right here. 124 00:07:09,783 --> 00:07:11,200 How long, Lyle? 125 00:07:11,283 --> 00:07:13,450 I don't know, I probably got about an hour or so 126 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:14,617 before I need to get 'em on ice. 127 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:15,825 Just don't worry about that. 128 00:07:15,908 --> 00:07:18,533 How long have I been User One? 129 00:07:18,617 --> 00:07:20,367 I was trying to tell you in the strip club, 130 00:07:20,442 --> 00:07:23,395 but you were too busy chopping off my fingers to listen! 131 00:07:25,908 --> 00:07:27,408 Three days. 132 00:07:29,117 --> 00:07:31,867 Byron confessed after you escaped. 133 00:07:31,950 --> 00:07:33,867 You're... you're lying. 134 00:07:33,950 --> 00:07:37,117 Hazel, I'm telling you the truth. 135 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:38,992 Byron turned on me, too. 136 00:07:39,075 --> 00:07:40,867 He shut down all my electronics. 137 00:07:40,950 --> 00:07:42,533 He wiped out my bank account. 138 00:07:42,617 --> 00:07:45,450 He erased my driver's license, my social security number, 139 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:48,283 all because I was just trying to help you. 140 00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:49,742 - You would never help me. - What? 141 00:07:49,825 --> 00:07:51,742 Do you know that I-I stuck up for you 142 00:07:51,825 --> 00:07:54,075 when Byron used to mock you? 143 00:07:54,158 --> 00:07:55,575 - Yeah, he mocked you. - Oh. 144 00:07:55,658 --> 00:07:57,325 He does a brutal impersonation 145 00:07:57,408 --> 00:07:59,033 of you eating an apple. 146 00:08:01,158 --> 00:08:02,825 We can get through this together. 147 00:08:02,908 --> 00:08:05,492 Right now you are the single most valuable piece 148 00:08:05,575 --> 00:08:09,075 of technology in existence. 149 00:08:09,158 --> 00:08:10,658 You feel me? 150 00:08:10,742 --> 00:08:12,867 Cha-ching. 151 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:16,658 You... you are really gonna regret 152 00:08:16,742 --> 00:08:18,908 the day that you underestimated me, pal. 153 00:08:18,992 --> 00:08:20,242 What are you doing? 154 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:22,325 Well, we both know he's watching. 155 00:08:22,408 --> 00:08:23,700 I think it'd be a little weird 156 00:08:23,783 --> 00:08:25,742 to, you know, pretend that he's not. 157 00:08:25,825 --> 00:08:29,033 And I-I have a plan, but it's not like I can just say it. 158 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:31,325 - Shit. - I'm your best shot here. 159 00:08:31,408 --> 00:08:33,867 In fact, I'm your only shot. Right, what are you gonna do? 160 00:08:33,950 --> 00:08:35,450 You gonna go to the fuckin' cops? 161 00:08:35,533 --> 00:08:37,283 You gonna go to the media? 162 00:08:37,367 --> 00:08:38,825 You think you can trust those guys? 163 00:08:38,908 --> 00:08:40,825 They... they... He owns them! 164 00:08:40,908 --> 00:08:43,617 They're in his pocket. 165 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:46,450 For fuck's sake, this guy is untouchable. 166 00:08:46,533 --> 00:08:48,117 But me, I got a plan. 167 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,492 - No. No, no, no, no, no. - Look, I got... No. 168 00:08:50,575 --> 00:08:52,825 It's okay. I got this, all right? 169 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:56,200 - What is that? - This is a cloaking device. 170 00:08:56,283 --> 00:08:58,950 - Looks like a shoe bag. - It's not a shoe bag! 171 00:08:59,033 --> 00:09:00,400 Well, it looks like a shoe bag! 172 00:09:00,462 --> 00:09:02,658 It's not a fuckin' shoe bag! It's a cloaking device. 173 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:04,450 Look, I slip this over your head, 174 00:09:04,533 --> 00:09:06,408 and it blocks the signal. 175 00:09:06,492 --> 00:09:07,992 All right? And then... 176 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:11,408 I take you away, 177 00:09:11,492 --> 00:09:13,492 and I get you to safety. 178 00:09:13,575 --> 00:09:15,158 That car only has one seat. 179 00:09:15,242 --> 00:09:16,658 Yeah, but it's got a trunk. 180 00:09:16,742 --> 00:09:19,158 Your plan is to put a bag over my head 181 00:09:19,242 --> 00:09:20,325 and throw me in a trunk? 182 00:09:20,408 --> 00:09:23,325 Well, escaping is not glamorous. 183 00:09:23,408 --> 00:09:25,825 You should know that by now. So let's go. 184 00:09:25,908 --> 00:09:28,158 Ow, fuck! 185 00:09:32,367 --> 00:09:34,867 Oh, I need those! Hey! 186 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:37,617 - Aah! - Okay. 187 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,700 Aah! Ah, shit, it hurts! 188 00:09:47,492 --> 00:09:48,492 Okay. 189 00:09:54,075 --> 00:09:56,492 Stop shooting me! 190 00:09:56,575 --> 00:09:58,950 Stop freaking me out! 191 00:10:05,117 --> 00:10:06,825 Hazel! 192 00:10:06,908 --> 00:10:08,700 - Hazel! - Stop, Dad. 193 00:10:08,783 --> 00:10:10,700 Jesus, I thought that was you screaming back there. 194 00:10:10,783 --> 00:10:12,367 - Did you hear that? - Yes. 195 00:10:12,450 --> 00:10:14,242 I think some poor woman is in distress back there. 196 00:10:14,325 --> 00:10:15,533 Just go. You got to drive. 197 00:10:15,617 --> 00:10:16,867 - I think... - Just go, Dad! Go! 198 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,450 Okay, all right! 199 00:10:22,992 --> 00:10:24,783 - Dad? - Jesus, I thought... 200 00:10:24,867 --> 00:10:26,700 I know she loves me. 201 00:10:26,783 --> 00:10:28,283 Dad, go! 202 00:10:30,908 --> 00:10:33,408 Surprise! 203 00:10:33,492 --> 00:10:35,200 Happy birthday. 204 00:10:38,158 --> 00:10:39,575 I know you're not gonna eat the cake, 205 00:10:39,658 --> 00:10:42,908 but I wanted it to look festive. 206 00:10:48,492 --> 00:10:49,867 Is this not okay? 207 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:53,408 No, it's just no one's ever 208 00:10:53,492 --> 00:10:55,908 thrown me a birthday party before. 209 00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:01,450 Thank you. 210 00:11:01,533 --> 00:11:04,075 Thank you. 211 00:11:04,158 --> 00:11:06,825 Mm. 212 00:11:06,908 --> 00:11:09,575 Have you ever hit a pi�ata before? 213 00:11:11,867 --> 00:11:13,700 Come on. 214 00:11:13,783 --> 00:11:15,492 Okay. Here we go. 215 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:17,158 - Oh! Closer. - Oh! Okay. 216 00:11:17,242 --> 00:11:18,617 - Almost. - Okay. 217 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:19,783 Okay. 218 00:11:19,867 --> 00:11:20,950 - Yes! - You got it! 219 00:11:21,033 --> 00:11:22,117 Yes! 220 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,867 - Okay, my turn. My turn. - Okay. 221 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,617 Okay. That was fun. 222 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,408 That was so much fun. 223 00:11:30,367 --> 00:11:31,867 Good. You can't see, right? 224 00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:33,617 - Nope. - Okay. 225 00:11:52,492 --> 00:11:54,283 Are you sure the Vosses are there? 226 00:11:54,367 --> 00:11:55,950 Yep. 227 00:11:56,033 --> 00:11:59,158 So this chip. 228 00:11:59,242 --> 00:12:01,158 It can read your mind? 229 00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:04,700 Just the four senses and rudimentary emotional data. 230 00:12:04,783 --> 00:12:07,283 Five senses. 231 00:12:07,367 --> 00:12:09,492 Byron doesn't believe in smell. 232 00:12:09,575 --> 00:12:10,783 Hmm, okay. 233 00:12:10,867 --> 00:12:13,450 I always thought the whole thing was nuts. 234 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,367 I mean, the phone I can understand. 235 00:12:15,450 --> 00:12:17,325 You let people walk around and put it in their pocket 236 00:12:17,408 --> 00:12:19,158 and pretend like they matter, 237 00:12:19,242 --> 00:12:21,117 but as a business concept, 238 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,908 now, who's gonna choose to put a chip in their head? 239 00:12:23,992 --> 00:12:25,533 I didn't choose. 240 00:12:25,617 --> 00:12:27,575 No, right, I know, but, uh... 241 00:12:27,658 --> 00:12:30,325 the average consumer. 242 00:12:30,408 --> 00:12:32,450 Putting the chip in the brain of every man, 243 00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:35,075 woman, and child in America? 244 00:12:35,158 --> 00:12:36,617 That's not love. 245 00:12:39,908 --> 00:12:41,450 What? 246 00:12:43,283 --> 00:12:44,658 To protect the plan. 247 00:12:44,742 --> 00:12:46,200 'Cause he's listening to you. 248 00:12:46,283 --> 00:12:47,992 - Yes. - Okay. 249 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,367 You're a human bug now. 250 00:12:51,450 --> 00:12:54,492 Yes. 251 00:12:57,242 --> 00:13:01,242 This chip doesn't have a GPS? 252 00:13:01,325 --> 00:13:04,575 I would think that that'd be the first thing they put in it. 253 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:06,033 Fuck! 254 00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:20,742 What? 255 00:13:20,825 --> 00:13:23,575 My reputation has shifted... 256 00:13:23,658 --> 00:13:26,908 Since Diane and I... 257 00:13:26,992 --> 00:13:30,242 You're the town pervert now. 258 00:13:30,325 --> 00:13:31,950 Well, fuck them. 259 00:13:32,033 --> 00:13:34,325 - They're close-minded. - Yeah. 260 00:13:34,408 --> 00:13:37,075 It took you getting a sex doll to figure that out? 261 00:13:37,158 --> 00:13:39,367 Synthetic partner. 262 00:13:40,658 --> 00:13:42,867 All right, let's go. 263 00:13:46,950 --> 00:13:48,367 We won't be long. 264 00:13:56,742 --> 00:13:59,492 Hang on! Hang on! 265 00:13:59,575 --> 00:14:01,908 I hate Third Saturday Ride Night. 266 00:14:32,242 --> 00:14:34,950 Okay. There. 267 00:14:37,033 --> 00:14:38,950 Look, if Ma Voss, 268 00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:40,492 if she sees you, she's gonna want the moon. 269 00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:41,658 Right. Right. 270 00:14:41,742 --> 00:14:43,325 Give me the money. 271 00:14:43,408 --> 00:14:45,158 I'll make the deal. 272 00:14:46,825 --> 00:14:50,492 I-I don't have any money. 273 00:14:52,033 --> 00:14:54,450 - That was the plan? - What? 274 00:14:54,533 --> 00:14:56,492 "My daughter's rich, do me a fuckin' solid"? 275 00:14:56,575 --> 00:14:58,367 What's your plan, huh? 276 00:14:58,450 --> 00:14:59,742 What are you gonna do? 277 00:14:59,825 --> 00:15:03,825 Grab a shotgun and just murder everybody? 278 00:15:03,908 --> 00:15:07,992 Do a mass killing and then, "Hey, can I have your plane?" 279 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:11,450 Just sit in the truck. Watch Diane for me, okay? 280 00:15:11,533 --> 00:15:12,700 I got this. 281 00:15:12,783 --> 00:15:14,992 I got some tricks left. 282 00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:19,825 I'll be at the bar. 283 00:15:19,908 --> 00:15:21,367 Ah, fuck. 284 00:15:23,867 --> 00:15:26,658 I-I really don't have any money. 285 00:15:32,617 --> 00:15:33,950 All right. 286 00:15:47,908 --> 00:15:49,492 Ma. 287 00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:51,867 Shane, Daniel. 288 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:55,700 Mind if I sit? I, uh, got a proposition. 289 00:15:55,783 --> 00:15:57,950 Go ahead, pervert. 290 00:16:00,867 --> 00:16:02,158 You sound a little jealous 291 00:16:02,242 --> 00:16:04,844 when you say things like that, Shane. 292 00:16:06,992 --> 00:16:08,533 Oh, come on. 293 00:16:23,492 --> 00:16:24,700 Hey, Hazel. 294 00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:27,075 Is your mom still dead? 295 00:16:27,158 --> 00:16:28,742 - Shane! - Go! 296 00:16:32,457 --> 00:16:34,624 He's over there. 297 00:16:44,075 --> 00:16:46,325 Wake up, Dad. 298 00:16:46,408 --> 00:16:47,908 Dad. 299 00:16:50,783 --> 00:16:52,492 Huh? 300 00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:55,492 Ah. 301 00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:01,117 - What time is it? - It's the next day. 302 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,908 Hmm. 303 00:17:04,575 --> 00:17:06,492 Okay. 304 00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:14,450 I was actually being responsible... 305 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,242 'cause I was too drunk to drive. 306 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,325 Mm-hmm! 307 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,992 Mm-hmm. I won. 308 00:17:25,075 --> 00:17:29,075 - There's no food at home. - Oh. 309 00:17:29,158 --> 00:17:31,033 Mm. Sorry. 310 00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:33,825 Want to get pancakes? 311 00:17:33,908 --> 00:17:37,033 - Okay. - Yeah. Okay. 312 00:17:37,117 --> 00:17:39,117 Oh, you know what? Uh... 313 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,325 You drive. 314 00:17:42,408 --> 00:17:43,575 - Really? - Yeah. 315 00:17:43,658 --> 00:17:45,825 I think I'm still drunk. Come on. 316 00:17:45,891 --> 00:17:47,517 You can do it. 317 00:17:48,624 --> 00:17:51,040 Okay, easy, huh? 318 00:17:51,117 --> 00:17:52,992 This ain't the Autobahn. 319 00:17:53,075 --> 00:17:54,200 Whoo! 320 00:17:54,225 --> 00:17:55,885 Yeah, yeah. Easy does it. 321 00:17:56,969 --> 00:17:58,886 Come on, hurry up. 322 00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:11,844 You're right. I haven't showered in days. 323 00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:15,533 What can I get you? 324 00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:26,367 You gonna order something or... 325 00:18:29,450 --> 00:18:30,950 Beer it is. 326 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:40,700 What do the red lines mean? 327 00:18:40,783 --> 00:18:42,783 It means she's aroused. 328 00:18:42,867 --> 00:18:44,325 Oh. 329 00:18:57,492 --> 00:18:58,950 Yeah? 330 00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:02,617 Fuck you. 331 00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:07,908 Thanks. 332 00:19:07,992 --> 00:19:11,492 And that way, I have it back to you in under 48 hours, 333 00:19:11,575 --> 00:19:16,117 and you make 120% on your investment. 334 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,908 How about instead of that, 335 00:19:17,992 --> 00:19:21,242 you let me fuck your Diane in the face? 336 00:19:23,533 --> 00:19:26,075 No one wants your bullshit schemes, Herb. 337 00:19:26,158 --> 00:19:30,950 Danny just wants to ride against the old champ. 338 00:19:31,033 --> 00:19:33,033 Oh. That's 20 years ago. 339 00:19:33,117 --> 00:19:34,575 Huh? Come on. 340 00:19:34,658 --> 00:19:37,367 You want the fucking plane or not, Herb? 341 00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:40,242 You know what? 342 00:19:40,325 --> 00:19:42,158 I do. 343 00:19:50,867 --> 00:19:52,408 - Hey, hey, hey. - Yeah. 344 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,033 Ma Voss, she's agreed to let us use the plane 345 00:19:54,117 --> 00:19:57,450 for one day if I beat her son on the bull... 346 00:19:57,533 --> 00:20:00,242 and take her to dinner. 347 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:04,033 Look at him. He's terrified. 348 00:20:04,117 --> 00:20:05,450 Okay. 349 00:20:05,533 --> 00:20:07,533 All right. I want to say something. 350 00:20:07,617 --> 00:20:11,867 I'm doing this for my daughter's honor. 351 00:20:14,075 --> 00:20:16,200 She's fallen on some hard times. 352 00:20:17,658 --> 00:20:20,367 - Okay, so fuck you all. - No, fuck you! 353 00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:22,242 And also, 354 00:20:22,325 --> 00:20:25,158 I'm doing this for my companion Diane's honor. 355 00:20:25,242 --> 00:20:27,908 She don't deserve to be treated the way you people treat her. 356 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:34,992 Don't worry. 357 00:20:35,075 --> 00:20:37,617 I'm about to light these motherfuckers up. 358 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:44,575 Go. 359 00:20:44,658 --> 00:20:46,158 No question... 360 00:20:46,242 --> 00:20:48,700 my skull's fractured. 361 00:20:48,783 --> 00:20:51,325 Clavicle's shot. 362 00:20:51,408 --> 00:20:55,158 I basically feel nothing from the waist down. 363 00:20:56,658 --> 00:21:00,033 Nope. Not a thing. 364 00:21:00,117 --> 00:21:02,242 Not a thing. 365 00:21:03,408 --> 00:21:05,075 Oh, no, I do. 366 00:21:05,158 --> 00:21:07,200 I do. Okay. 367 00:21:07,283 --> 00:21:08,825 Saddle syndrome. 368 00:21:10,325 --> 00:21:13,033 Bladder's burst. I sense it. 369 00:21:13,117 --> 00:21:16,033 Hey! 370 00:21:16,117 --> 00:21:18,200 Hey! Shane! 371 00:21:18,283 --> 00:21:20,158 Hey, come here! 372 00:21:21,492 --> 00:21:22,867 - Hey. - No! 373 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:24,658 - That's my dad's! - No! 374 00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,075 Give me the bitch, bitch! 375 00:21:26,158 --> 00:21:27,450 - Let go! - Come on! 376 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,908 - What did you do? - You're welcome. 377 00:21:53,367 --> 00:21:55,658 Oh, Diane. 378 00:22:12,908 --> 00:22:14,742 We got a problem. 379 00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:18,242 Lost my keys. 380 00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:25,033 - I got 'em. - Ah. 381 00:22:26,450 --> 00:22:28,742 Maybe it's for the best... 382 00:22:28,825 --> 00:22:30,242 not flying away. 383 00:22:30,325 --> 00:22:33,533 I've never been through a divorce, technically. 384 00:22:33,617 --> 00:22:36,658 Imagine it's not that much different than death. 385 00:22:36,742 --> 00:22:41,742 Suddenly, you... you're one instead of two. 386 00:22:41,825 --> 00:22:44,575 Byron's not gonna let me go. 387 00:22:44,658 --> 00:22:47,617 Well, it's not up to him. 388 00:22:50,533 --> 00:22:53,283 Do you think that you and Mom would have stayed together? 389 00:22:53,367 --> 00:22:55,783 Probably not. 390 00:22:55,867 --> 00:22:58,658 The sex was getting terrible 391 00:22:58,742 --> 00:23:01,783 before the cancer, even. 392 00:23:01,867 --> 00:23:03,242 Diane, on the other hand, 393 00:23:03,325 --> 00:23:06,158 she's up for almost anything, orifice-wise. 394 00:23:06,242 --> 00:23:07,658 Right. 395 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,867 Hold on, hold on. 396 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:19,968 It's Byron. 397 00:23:20,617 --> 00:23:24,617 I could just put this thing in reverse right now. 398 00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:26,617 Take the back roads, 399 00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:27,825 see how far we get? 400 00:23:27,908 --> 00:23:30,408 I can't get away, Dad... 401 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:31,825 not like that. 402 00:23:53,950 --> 00:23:55,533 Hey, Bruce. 403 00:23:56,950 --> 00:23:58,533 User One has landed. 404 00:24:26,658 --> 00:24:28,533 I thought we were happy. 405 00:24:28,617 --> 00:24:30,658 I wasn't. 406 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,367 I want a divorce. 26470

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