All language subtitles for FOTH.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC

You know that story
about how opposites attract?

Well, that's my
parent, Royce and Ella.

- Why are you
undressing her again?

- Well I'm wanna count
all of her toes again.

I know one thing, my pops really

need to change them glasses.

And my mother, Lord, if she
changes me one more time,

I'ma lose it, for real.

- Are you sure her
head's not lopsided?

- Good Lord, woman.

- Yeah.
- No, but why don't

you get your ass a
job, so maybe you can

support your family?

What's a job gonna do to support

this place, huh?

Here we go again.

You think it's
easy out there? It ain't.

I wish my mom and dad

would hear each other out,
because when it's good,

it's really good.

When it's bad, it's bad.

Baby girl.

Watching my dad drive off,

I had no idea that that would
be the last time I'd see him.

♪ I found out

- Come on in.

I made dinner, baby.
♪ A secret about you

Hey.

Hi.

♪ I've seen your superpowers

- You okay, honey?

- I don't wanna talk about it.

♪ Yeah I got proof

♪ We've been taught that
superheroes wear a mask ♪

♪ But that's not true

♪ And I found that out
when it comes to you ♪

♪ That's the only
way I can explain ♪

♪ How you keep me from the
rain when it's rainin' ♪

♪ You bring out sunshine

♪ No matter what,
you find a way ♪

♪ To come through
and save the save ♪

♪ You always seems to
chase the pain away ♪

♪ You don't even need a cape

♪ You always seem to
chase the pain away ♪

♪ You don't even need a cape

♪ We've been taught that
superheroes wear a mask ♪

♪ But that's not true

♪ And I found that out
when it comes to you ♪

♪ That's the only
way I can explain ♪

♪ How you keep me from the
rain when it's rainin' ♪

♪ You bring out sunshine

♪ No matter what,
you find a way ♪

♪ To come through
and save the day ♪

♪ You always seem to
chase the pain away ♪

♪ You don't even need a cape

♪ The only way I can explain

♪ How you keep me
from the rain ♪

♪ When it's raining

♪ When it's rainin'

♪ You bring out sunshine

♪ No matter what,
you find a way ♪

♪ To come through
and save the day ♪

♪ You always seem to
chase the pain away ♪

♪ You don't even need a cape

I love Dublin, but
now that I'm a young adult,

I'm ready to move
on with my life.

I look forward to college,
fun, independence.

Yeah. I'm ready to do this.

My daddy is texting me again.

I'm only going to
college in Atlanta

and you would think I'm
leaving the country.

He's been acting so nervous.

- Must be nice.

Having a dad.

- I mean, it's all right.

It's not all what
it's cracked up to be.

I mean, I love the man and all,
but he's just so protective.

- I'd take protective
over nothing.

I ain't seen my dad
since I was a kid.

- Um...

Look what I got.

Come on.

- You can't smoke that out
here, you know that, right?

My mother will flip.

- Come on girl, we
are going to college

and you are a grown ass woman

and you are smoking this blunt.

- Okay.

- Uh huh.

- You think Shaggy's a stoner?

- "It Wasn't Me" Shaggy?
- The reggae artist?

I don't know, he from
Jamaica. He probably is.

- Nah, Shaggy from Scooby-Doo.

- Oh, hell no.

He's on a children's
cartoon show.

- Yeah, I know but
like think about it.

He talks to a dog, him and
Scooby always had the munchies.

They lived in the back
of the Mystery Machine,

and that's definitely a stoner
van if I've ever seen one.

- True.

He never changes his clothes,

he has a goatee, and what
sober person says zoinks?

- Yeah, and they be
doin' god knows what

in the back of that damn van.

- Exactly.

- No.

We just high.

- Oh, we are going to have so
much fun at college together.

Hey, you know, Clark is right
down the street from Morehouse

and I heard the men at
Morehouse are fine as hell.

- Girl, you are so boy crazy.

- Yeah, I sure am.

And what about you,
Miss Helpless Romantic?

- I don't find nothing
wrong with, you know,

having one good man,
settling down, having kids,

and just living a happy life.

What's wrong with that?

- Um, excuse me.

I just think I'd threw a little
bit up in my mouth, so uh...

Maya!

Oh shit.

Come here for a minute.

Girl, what you doin'?

Girl I don't know.

I'm high, I'm bent.

You ain't got no spray?

- Somethin'?
- I think I got somethin'.

Here.

- Okay.

Is this vaginal spray?

- What?

I never knew when
I might need it.

- You a whore.
- It potpourri scented.

- It's cool.
- Give it to me.

That's good.

How I look?

I look high?

Open your eyes.

You know, you a little
red, but you got it.

Yeah.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Come here baby.
- Yes.

- I want you to have a seat,

I wanna talk to you real quick.

- Yes?

- What's that smell?
- I don't smell nothin'.

- Mm. Okay.

Well look, uh, Maya?

- Mhm?

- I know you're getting
ready to head off to college

- and I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you, mom.

- Okay, but I just
want to warn you

about a couple of things, okay?

- Oh no.

- What?
- Come on.

Do we have to talk about
this right now again?

- Yes, we are going to
have this conversation

right now again.

Okay. You know what?

You may be almost
grown but you are still

not too grown to
be my baby because

you're gonna always
just be my baby, okay?

Do-do-do.

- Ah.

I like that joke, that's funny.

- Now let's talk about
drugs, all right?

I know there's a lot of
kids in college, you know,

they're going to
be smokin' weed.

- Yeah.
- You know, and it's going to

seem like it's
innocent, but baby,

weed is just a gateway drug.

- Yeah.
- You know, a lot of times

people put stuff in weed
without you even knowing

that they put it in there.

- Oh no, that's extra.

- What's extra?

- Yeah, like when you smoke weed

and you put something
extra in it,

like that costs more.

That's extra.

- Well how do you know that?

What, are you smokin' weed?

- No.
- Have you been out there

with fast ass
Trish smokin' weed?

Look, let me find out.

I'm telling you, she's
gonna be a stripper.

- She's gonna be a stripper.
- A stripper?

- Yes. Her people
are from Atlanta.

They don't get down like
folks do here in Dublin.

I'm telling you this, it's-
- Nah.

- Listen to me.
- Nah.

- Okay, all right.

Just keep watchin'.

- Trish is not
gonna be a stripper.

- Well, we will see.

Now let me get back
to this drug thing.

Now it's not like I didn't
experiment with drugs.

I did.

I mean, I smoked a little weed.

Just a little.

It was at an Earth, Wind
and Fire concert, girl.

It was with your
father and well, boop,

that's how you happened.

Don't do drugs.

Okay?

- Got it.

Yep.

- All right.

Now...

Let's talk about sex.

All right?

If you are going to have sex,

not that I'm ready
for you to have sex,

because I really think
you should abstain

until you're married.

If you do decide to have sex,

I need you to make sure
you use protection, okay?

Do you understand me?

- Yes.

- Okay, and don't fall for
that just the tip, okay?

It goes right on in there, okay?

- Okay.
- And if he tells you

he's going to pull out,
he ain't gonna pull out.

I'm still waiting on
your father to pull out.

But more importantly,
I need you to know

that there are so
many STDs out there

and I have Googled every
single one of them.

Have you heard of
mycoplasma genitalium?

- I'm afraid I haven't.

- Well, I want you to be afraid,

and I want you to
be very afraid.

- Yes.

- Use protection. All right?

And it's not just
for the STDs, baby.

I don't want you
to get pregnant,

because I'm too young
to be a grandmother.

- You're not that young, ma.

- Maya.
- I'm just kiddin'.

- Okay. Thank you.

All right?

And I know I seem like
I'm giving you a lot.

It's just that you
grew up so fast, baby,

and I'm not ready
for you to leave.

- Don't be dramatic.

I'll be back to visit
like all the time.

- I love you.

- I love you, too.

Now can we hug?

- Come here, baby.

Oh.

Ooh.

I smell that vaginal spray.

My baby is here.

Oh, Maya.

Mommy.

- Honey, I missed you.

- Oh, I missed you.
- I missed you too, mom.

- Look at your hair, it's grown.

- Since Christmas?

- Yes, it's growing on me.

Oh.

- All right.
- Speaking of growing,

I see those boobs
gettin' full and perky,

- like you mother's.
- All right, all right,

knock it off, ma,
you're embarrassing.

Look, meet Dax.

- Oh.

- Hey, it's nice
to finally meet.

I've heard so much about you.

- Well I've heard a
lot about you, too.

- All right, well,
I am starving.

Did you make dinner?

- You know I made dinner.

- It's your favorite.
- Sheppard's Pie?

Yes, baby.

- Get the bags.
- All right.

Okay, so Trish is stopping by.

Is she stripping yet?

Ma, she's not a stripper.

- She is a stripper.
- She's not.

Well honey, if
you dress like a stripper,

you'll be stripper, trust me.

Ma, she don't
dress like a stripper.

- Yes she does.
- No she don't.

- Mmm.

Mrs. Johnson, this
food is delicious.

- It's Miss Johnson.

I'm not married, never
have, and never will.

- You're welcome Miss Johnson.

- Oh, please. Will
you just call me Ella?

Ugh.

- Okay.

Ella.

My mother is about
to eat this boy alive.

- So what exactly is it that you

plan on doing with your life?

- Well, I just graduated
with my degree in business.

Uh, I haven't quite
decided what field

I want to go into yet.

- Oh.

So no real goals or direction?

Yeah.

My mother is about to really,
really tear him a new one.

- No, it's not that
I don't have goals,

it's just that I'm
exploring my options.

I'm leaning more towards retail.

- Okay.

Wait, did he say retail?

You mean like stocking
shelves, retail?

Honey, you really didn't need to

get a degree in that, did you?

- Well, it's more to retail
than stocking shelves.

You see large companies
often offer a chance

to undertake a graduate
training program

or a training management program

in order to fast track your
position within the company.

- Interesting.

- Yeah. You know,
it's actually really-

- So Trish.

Maya told me that you
dropped out of college?

- Yeah, but I enrolled
in vocational school,

so I'm studying
nursing right now

and I just have one
semester left, so yeah.

- Are you a stripper?

- Excuse me?

Now she's startin' with Trish?

- Are you a stripper?

I mean that's what
most strippers do,

they matriculate in nursing?

- I wouldn't know because I'm
not a stripper, Miss Ella.

- Yet.

- I gotta say somethin'.

Uh, mom.

How about you?

What are you have been up to?

Seeing anyone?

- Hmm, Maya, I really
don't have time for that

and I don't know,
it's like men really

don't excite me anymore,

and for the record,
no, I am not gay.

- Okay.

Well, now that
that's on the table,

um, Dax and I been
waiting to share

some really exciting
news with both of you.

We're getting married.

- Oh!

Girl, let me see that ring.

Oh, it's beautiful.

I love that.

Dax, you did so good.

- See it right there?

- It's carat-
- Maya.

I need to see you.

Now. Living room.

All right.

- Have you lost your mind?

- What? We're in love.

- You're in love.

You haven't even
known him a year.

- I know, but you
know that feeling

when you're just meant
to be with somebody?

- Oh yes.

It's the feeling I
had with your father,

and look what happened.

- Mom, Dax is not Royce.

- Has he cheated on you?

- Yeah, once, but it was...

Ma, we weren't even together.

It was a rough patch.

- Oh, oh, okay.

Well, have you had him
checked for trichomoniasis?

- Tricha-what?

- I'm telling you, he's been
out there creeping around,

there's no telling
what he brought back.

- Yeah, we both got
tested and we're straight.

- Mhm.

Have you been checked for
the human papilloma virus?

It causes cervical
cancer in women, honey.

- Mom, knock it off.

Can't you just be happy for me?

- I wanna be happy, Maya, okay?

I would have been happy
if you had brought home

a man with some goals
and some intellect.

A real man.

- He is a real man and
he's very intellectual

and he has goals.

- Really?
- Yes.

- They boy went to college so
that he could work at Walmart.

- No, he didn't.

- What kind of grown
man walks around

with a name like Dax?

What's happening
with you in school?

- I'm gonna take some time off.

Oh god.

- I need to get situated
with marriage, it's...

- Maya.

Maya, what has this
boy done to you?

What kind of influence
does he have over you

where you could even think
about dropping out of school?

- Look, ma.

- What?

- I'm gonna marry Dax, whether
I have your blessing or not.

- Maya, Maya, please, okay?

Please just reconsider
this for me, honey.

Please.

I don't want you
to end up like me.

- I won't.

And for the record, there is
nothing wrong with you, mom.

You're my hero.

You're my Shero.

- Okay.

Fine.

You have my blessing. All right?

And I'm sure it's going to
be a very lengthy engagement,

so it's going to be plenty of
time because he has no money

and it'll be plenty
of time for you

to change your mind, okay?

- We're getting
married next week.

What?

- Is there anyone
here that object

on these two being
joined together,

speak now, or forever
hold your peace.

Don't do it.

Thank you.

Phew.

- I now pronounce
you husband and wife.

You may kiss your bride.

- All right.

- Mmm, here.

- Mmm, I can't.

- Go ahead bae. Take a sip.

- It'll be fine.
- I can't.

- But you-
- Trust me.

- All right.

- There it go.

Girl, I just knew your mom
was about to object in there.

- She know better.

She's stuck with
this knucklehead.

- I love you, bae.
- I love you too.

- Aww y'all are so cute.

I can't wait until
I get married.

- Girl, I can't wait
for you to get married.

I know one thing, I better
be your maid of honor.

- Who else it gonna be? Who?

Thank you.

- Yeah, you right.
- Look what I brought.

Mhm.

- This girl stay with some weed.

- You really gonna light
that up right here?

- Yeah. Why not?

- I'm good, so it don't matter.

You can smoke.

- Hm?

Come on.

- I really shouldn't

- Uh-uh, y'all not
about to do this to me.

- All right, bet I will.

- Hey Ella. How are you?

Marcus?

- This is my lady
friend, uh, Lisa.

- Oh. Hi, Lisa.

Nice to meet you.

Well, dinner will
be served shortly.

You know, I am so
sorry but we didn't

set up the kids' table,
so you're just going

to have to sit with the
adults tonight, okay?

- Excuse me?

Don't mind Ella.

She and I used to
date back in the day.

Dare I say, she gets
a little jealous.

- Ha! Jealous, really?

Sweetie, Marcus and I,
we go to church together,

and for years, he
has been begging me

to go out on a date
with him and dare I say

we went out on one date
and it was horrible.

- It was not horrible.

- You know what, you're
right. It was dreadful.

- I think you're exaggerating
it a little bit, don't you?

- As a matter of fact,
I don't even remember

you two being on the guest list.

- We're not on the guest list.

Lisa and I are going
down to Club Dublin's

to get our little dance on.

Saw all the cars and all
the commotion outside,

thought I'd come
in and take a look

and see what was going on.

- Wow.

So aren't you a little too
old to be going to the club?

- That's what you
say because I'm with

a beautiful young lady and
I'm a man of a certain age?

- Old.

- You know what they say?

- What?

- Just because there's a
little snow on the roof,

doesn't mean there's not
a fire in the furnace.

- Well, well, well,
how poetic you are.

You know I'm sure
all the young girls

down at the community college
must really love that,

and they must be dazzled with
your charm and your wit, huh?

- Wait, how does she know I
went to community college?

- Oh honey, let's just say
it's a woman's instinct.

- What's going on?

- Well, since you must
know, my daughter Maya

got married today and
this is her reception.

- Who's lucky guy?

- He's some future
Walmart worker

with no intellect
or any real goals.

Actually much like yourself.

- Excuse you?

I never worked at Walmart.

I just retired from
Delta after 25 years

and uh, my pension and
my SSI about to be lit.

Ooh, okay.

Well I'm sure that Lisa
or whatever adolescent

you choose to be
with at the time

is going to be felt dazzled
because you'll be able

to get them all the joom
jooms and the wham whams

that their sweet little
hearts can afford.

So guess what, you'll
have to excuse me

for a minute because
I am quite busy.

Thank you.

Mm, ugh.

- What a bitch.

- It's just her menopause
kickin' in, that's all.

- Mm mm mm.

Well, if menopause was that
sexy on every woman,

I would post up at every
local bridge club

all day every day.

- And who are you?

- I'm sorry.

I'm Hurbert Humperdinck,
attorney at law.

Now listen, if you two decide
to get married or divorced,

I'm your guy.

- How do you know Ella?

- Oh, well I did some
legal work for her

many, many years ago and
ever since she has been

the apple bottom of my eye.

Apple bottom.

You see what I did?

Yeah. Sexy.

So you all dated?

Oh no, no, no, no.

She wouldn't give
me the time of day.

That, that right there,
that's an ice princess.

Just the way I like 'em.

I'd call her more like the

wicked witch of Dublin.

- Oh, oh, oh.

You two used to date, huh?

- Eh, we went out a little
bit you know, but uh,

it ain't nothing to speak of.

- Yeah.

Well I think I'm gonna hold out.

Hopefully she'll be the
next Mrs. Humperdinck.

- So you've been married before?

- Five times.

- Wow.
- Actually six,

but the sixth one
didn't count, you know,

we were in Mexico and
there seemed to be

a problem with the pastor.

He wasn't really ordained.

- Hey, listen, what's
your name again?

- Oh, oh, oh...

- Englbert?
- Hurbert.

- Hu, Hurbert?

- Humperdinck.

- Humperdinck.
- Yes!

- Well listen, Dinck,
I mean Mister Humper,

we're gonna go get a drink.

- All right.

- All right.
- Good to meet you.

- Hey. Nice.

Do you think
your mom will ever marry?

- Yeah. If Barack ever
divorced Michelle.

Yeah, her standards
are too high.

- Is that why she hate me?

- Nah, she pretty
much hate all men,

and I mean, ever since
my dad, well, Royce,

disappeared on us, I mean, she
hasn't clicked with anybody.

It's just been quick and out.

- What does she do for sex?

- Don't think she
has a sex drive, no.

- What?

- No, not that.

- Yeah, with that
stick up her ass,

it'd be damn near impossible.

She's standing right
there isn't she?

Yeah.

- Dinner is served.

Put the weed out.

Yo, yo, yo

You already know
what time it is,

John Boyce in the buildin'.

We're going to slow
it down in a few,

but before we do,
I need all my...

- Um, the food is amazing.

- Yes, I called in
a couple of favors

from some catering
friends of mine.

- Amazing food from
an amazing lady.

- I didn't cook it, okay?

I told you I called in some
favors from some caterers.

- So that within
itself is amazing.

- Eh, it's pretty good.

I can cook most of this.

- Mm, mm, mm.

- Well, if you can
cook most of this,

I'm definitely going to be fat.

- Oh, well congratulations,
you're well on your way.

- Whatever.

- You're not fat, babe.

You just got a dad bod,
but it's sexy, though.

- I'd like to make
the first toast here

to the newlyweds.

May you have a full life
full of marital bliss

and wonderment, and to the
mother-in-law,

may you find love with
maybe somebody that's been

right under your nose for
all these many, many moons.

Come on, give it to me.

Come on.

- Oh, I'm not toasting to that.

- Hey.

- I would like to make
a toast of my own.

- Oh God.

- To my beautiful
wife who made me

the luckiest man
in the world today.

I want to spend the rest
of my life with you.

I love you.

- I love you, too.

- You know I'm saving for
that divorce attorney.

- Well you already
got my number, baby.

- And I look forward to
starting a family together.

- Okay, wait a minute.

We're going to slow
down. A little too soon.

I'm not ready to
be a grandmother.

- Ma, you're not that young.

- Look, look, look
baby, you are aging

like fine wine, you know?

Getting better all the time.

- Stop lying to her like that.

She's more like a cougar.

Oh!

- All right.
- Really? Stop.

Dax and I would like to make
an announcement of our own.

Dax and I are um...

We're pregnant.

Oh! Oh.

- What?

- Shotgun wedding,
always ends in a divorce.

Here you go.

- Stop.
- Stop.

- Yo, that's why you
ain't hit the weed?

Um, I mean congratulations,
girl, just...

♪ You are the
fruit of my heart ♪

♪ You are the
fruit of my heart ♪

♪ And I

♪ I'll never let you down

♪ I'll never let you
go, never let you go ♪

- You better not drop me.

You're gonna make
me kill the baby.

- I'm not gonna kill the baby.

- Damn.

Champagne make you that weak?

- Nah, it's just that
you gained a few pounds

since that pregnancy.

- Yeah, right.

- Yeah, for real. I
could feel it in my back.

- Yeah, whatever.

Well you better get it together

because we still got to
consummate the marriage.

- But you pregnant.

- So?

- So, I don't want to
poke the baby in her head.

- Ha, don't flatter yourself.

- Don't flatter myself?
- What you trying to say?

- Nothing.

Nothing, now come
here and make love

to your wife, Mr. Thomas.

- Okay, sure thing Mrs. Thomas.

- Can you get off my
dress please, babe?

Hello?

Yes, mother.

We made it here safe.

Yes, the baby's good.

Dax, he's right here.

Hold on.

- Hey, Ella.

Yes, we're doing fine.

Yes. The baby's fine.

Miss lady.

Ella.

- What?

What are you doing
around here, Marcus?

- I saw you earlier in church

and then I saw you
walking and I thought

I'd stop you to say hello.

- Hello. And goodbye.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why are you treating
me like that?

- Treating you like what?

- What have I ever done to you?

- Nothing Marcus, because
I'm not going to let you

get close enough to
me to do anything.

Yeah?

- That's cold, you know that.

- You know what?
- Life is cold, okay?

And where's your girlfriend?

Shouldn't she be at
a Girl Scout meeting

selling her milk and cookies?

Hm?

- Ha ha, very funny.

- Yeah.
- Her and I didn't work out.

- Oh, no.

I'm just so surprised.

I mean, you two were
just so compatible.

I mean, especially on
the maturity level.

- You know that ice princess
persona that you put up?

- Mhm.

- It's just hiding the
fact that you're a hurt

little woman who's afraid
to fall in love again.

You know, I had some
from jazz tickets

and I thought about you.

- And why would
you think about me?

- Well I remember when we went
out, you said you liked jazz.

- You remembered that?

- Mhm.

My god, that was like eons ago.

That's crazy.

- Well, my question is,
would you have gone?

- Maybe.

Maybe not.

I don't know.

- Well I'll remember that.

- You do that.

I'll see you at
church on Sunday.

- Nice ass.

I swear to god.

I heard that.

Watch your thoughts.

♪ Baby be careful

♪ Baby

- I love our life together.

- Me too.

- We already got
one of our 2.3 kids.

- Wait, I thought we were
just having two kids?

Where that .3 come from?

- Oh, the average American
has two to three kids,

so census uses it as an average.

I learned that a
statistics class.

- Mm. Smart and beautiful.

That's why I married you.

- Thank you baby.

You know what?

- What?

- The baby's asleep.

- Yeah, she is.

- So you know that means

- What?

- We can have loud, nasty sex.

- You mean loud, ratchet sex?

- Ratchet sex?

- Yeah.

You know like at
first you all calm,

like, ooh, ooh,
baby, that feel good.

Then you start
gettin' loud like, oh!

Oh, gosh!

Then you start gettin'
ratchet, you know, you just oh!

Oh gosh, daddy, spank me! Ooh!

- I do not call you daddy.

- Yes you do.

- All right, so, but what about-

Maybe I do. Maybe I do.

But what about you?

Huh?

Mister come here girl.

Come here girl.

I'm about to, I'm about to...

And you go to sleep.

- I did not go to sleep.
- What about that?

- Yes you do.
- All right, maybe I do.

But all this talking got
me a little worked up.

- Yeah?
- Hm.

- Okay, well we better
hurry up before she wake up.

- All right.

♪ We can, we can, we can

♪ Fall in love, ooh

- Hey, sunshine.

No, no, no, no, no.

- Hurbert, how many
have I told you

do not come to my
home unannounced.

It is unacceptable.

- All right, now
look, calm down.

Calm down. Easy tiger.

Look. I brought you flowers.

- I see.

Piggly Wiggly?

- Look, just go out to
dinner with me one time.

- How many times have I told you

our relationship is
strictly platonic?

Probably a couple dozen times.

Yeah, but who's counting?

- I am.

- Okay, look. Dinner, huh?

Little Vino, maybe
some good conversation?

- We will sit at opposite
sides of the table.

- Yeah!

Not a problem.

- And you will keep those
big hands to yourself.

- Okay. What about my feet?

Yeah, okay. Okay.

Okay. I promise.

- This is not a date.

- I will pick you up on
Saturday around eight o'clock.

- No the hell you won't.

I will meet you there.

- Okay.

All right.

All right.

I will see you there, sunshine.

- Hurbert?

- Yeah?

- You won't not
call me sunshine.

- Yeah, all right.
- No, no, no sunshine.

- Goodbye, Hurbert.

Yes!

- Listen, I um, I
just want to thank you

for finally agreeing
to go out on a date.

- Oh ooh ooh, this
is not a date, okay?

I drove myself
here so technically

we are meeting, having
dinner as friends.

Whatever you want to call it.

- I'm just saying that thank you

for finally allowing
an old player

like myself to have a shot.

- Okay, well, first of all,
I'm not giving you a shot.

- Oh!

- And secondly, there
is no way in hell

that I would ever sit
down and have dinner

with an old player
like yourself.

- Yeah, yeah. I'm
old school, you see?

Yeah, and I don't mean
player like playing games

or playing a woman.

I'm talking about
a bonafide playa.

You know like Ohio Players?

♪ Rollercoaster

- Hurbert. Shh.

Stop it.

- What, what?

I'm just trying to serenade you.

- You're embarrassing me.

- Yes, because I'm a
fool in love for you.

- Let's just try and have
a civil conversation?

- All right.

- All right.
- All right.

That's cool with me.

- All right.

- Can I get you anything else?

- Well, we are just fine.

So please, can you
excuse yourself?

Um...

Excuse you.

Uh, Hurbert?

- If you wanna leave,
we're trying to...

Yeah, yeah.

That's right.

That was about to get ugly.

Now, where were we?

- Dare I ask you this?

Um, have you ever been married?

Six times.

Well, the fifth one didn't count

because we were married by an
Elvis impersonator in Vegas.

Yeah.

Well it turns out
that it wasn't honored

in all the 52 States,
so I concluded

that the casino was liable.

- Yeah.
- Got it.

Um, I just find it
interesting I've known you

all these years and
I've never met one

of your six or five, four,
three, two, one, wives.

- Well um, you know,
to be quite honest,

I um, I've never met a woman
that could handle all this,

and it's gonna take
a whole lot of woman

to harpoon this whale.

- Check please.

- Hey. Hey.

Hey.

All right.

All right.

Well, here we are.

- Yes.

We are here.

- Yes.

All right.

- Thank you for dinner.

- Oh, come on.

You can do better than that. Hm?

Yeah.

- What are you doing?

- Aw, come on.

Give big daddy a little sugar.

- Okay, you are not big
and you are certainly

not my daddy, okay?

- Aww.

G...- Goodnight, Hurbert.

- Goodnight, Ella.

Oh, feisty.

Just like I...

I like it.

- Ah, full moon.

No wonder Hurbert was
acting like a damn werewolf.

Now who the hell is this
pulling up in my driveway?

- Hey, miss lady.

- Are you stalking me?

- I was just on my way home

and I saw you sitting
out here on the porch.

- You don't even live in
this neighborhood, Marcus.

- You in the mood
for some company?

- Not really.

- I'll take that as
a yes and I'll park.

- Well, I see your midlife
crisis has kicked in, huh?

You went out and got
yourself a 'Vette.

Does that come equipped
with a Viagra dispenser?

- You know you got jokes, right?

Oh yeah.

- Actually, you know, I've
had that car for about a year.

Just don't drive it a lot,
especially not to church.

The pastor see that,
he'll start asking me

for some more tithes.

- You wrong for that.

- So what are you doing out here

this lovely night
all by yourself?

- Well I was enjoying
the peace and quiet

until you came along.

- You know what you,
something else, miss lady.

Everybody needs a little
company every now and then

- Needs is a very strong
word, and I prefer to be alone

rather than in the
company of fools.

- The company of fools?

- Mhm.

- So you calling me a fool?

- No, Marcus.

I'm talking about the food
that I had dinner with tonight.

- Who's the lucky guy?

- Mm, look, I don't even want
to talk about it, all right?

Shouldn't you be down at
Dave and Busters, huh?

Huntin' for prey?

- You know what,
you really funny.

- No, you funny.

- But you know what?

That's a good point.

- What?

- I've been doing a
lot of praying lately.

P-R-A-Y praying.

- Oh, thank God.

- Not they kind
you thinkin' about.

And uh, you know, I'm turning
over a new leaf in life.

Now I like dating young girls.

- Mhm.

- Until they start
acting like young girls.

Last young girl I
had at the house,

she started jumping
up and down on the bed

talking about let's
have a pillow fight.

That was the end of
the road for her.

- No more slumber parties?

- No more, no more
pillow fights,

no more slumber parties,
no more nothin',

And what about you?

How's the dating
scene treating you?

- I don't date.

- What do you mean
you don't date?

- I don't date.
- You just said you

- were out on a dinner date.
- That was dinner.

It wasn't a date.

I don't date.

- So there's a difference?
- There's a big difference.

- Okay. So how did it go?

Your date?

- Well...

Ugh, it was horrible.

It was something I'll never do
it again, I'ma tell you that.

- That's a shame.

- Why do you say that?

- A beautiful woman like
you, doomed to spend the rest

of your time on earth alone.

- Look, if I don't want to date,
I don't have to date, okay?

And there's nothing wrong
with being single, all right?

In fact, it's quite liberating.

See, I don't have to put
up with anyone's crap.

- Really?
- Really.

- Well what about
somebody keeping

the other side of
the bed warm, huh?

- Well I got my electric blanket
and it treats me just fine.

- You know what, you
got a smart answer

for everything, don't you?

- Pretty much.

- I was just swinging
by just to see

if you might want to go to
a jazz club tomorrow night.

- Marcus, look, I, I, I
would love to, but I just-

- Listen, listen.

It's not a date.

Just two friends going
out to a jazz club,

listening to some jazz and maybe

having a glass of champagne.

- I mean, it sounds
nice, but I...

- I'll pick you up tomorrow
night at nine o'clock,

what about that?

Come on.

- Perfect.

- See you tomorrow night.

- All right.

- One day I'ma give
you a ride in my ride.

- I want to see you
get in that little car.

- Girl...

Shut up.

- Darling, look, why
don't you put Billie

in some dance classes
or something like that

and give yourself a break?

- Yeah, I wish I could.

Her father wants her to
be homeschooled, so...

- You know what, Maya, I
find it very interesting

that Dax does whatever
it is the Dax wants to do

but then he puts limits on
what you can and cannot do.

- Ma, please. Not right now.

- Okay.

But what about school, hm?

What's going on with that?

- I have to get myself situated.

I can't study and be stressed.

I'm gonna say one last thing...

- Must you?

- Do not lose yourself
in this relationship.

Do you understand?

You cannot defer your dreams.

That's exactly what I
did with your father

and it took me forever
to get back on my feet.

- I understand, ma.

- So how's Dax doing with work?

- He's working on a promotion.

- Hm.

As usual.

What's wrong, Maya?

- I'm fine.

- Maya.

I know you like I know myself

and I know when
something's wrong.

What is it, baby?

- I was gonna ask to
borrow some money.

- Really?

- Don't be like that.
- Don't be like what, Maya?

I told you, marrying that
man was gonna be a mistake.

- No, it's not.
- Mm.

- Look, mom, I love my husband

and he's doing everything
that he can right now.

- Mhm.

- He's working overnight,
he's doing doubles.

- Just like your father
was, all the time.

- And what is that
supposed to mean?

- You know exactly what
that's supposed to mean, Maya.

- You know, I kind of
knew coming to ask you

for money would
lead down this road,

so I'm just going
to figure it out.

- I'll transfer the
money to your account

this afternoon, all right?

- Thanks.

- Anything for my baby.

And for my baby-baby.

And my baby-baby, ooh!

Ooh, ooh, the baby's
gettin' big, huh?

- I'm pregnant.

- What the hell
is wrong with you?

- Your baby's here, Emma.

And try to get some rest, okay?

Okay.

- Mom?

- Yes, baby?

- Why is daddy never home?

- Because he's working overtime

so he can get a
promotion so we can

have the finer things in life.

- Like a Playstation?

- Exactly.

- But sometimes he
never comes home.

The company makes
him work all night?

- I guess so.

Look, try to get some
rest, okay, sweetie?

- Okay.
- Okay.

I love you.

- I love you, too.

- See you in the morning?

- See you in the
good morning time.

- See you in the
good morning time.

- Don't you look beautiful?

- Don't I always?

- Yeah, but tonight you look
exceptionally beautiful.

- Well, thank you.

- Your chariot awaits you.

- Ooh.

How do I get in
this little toy car?

- You are so funny.
- Oh, Jesus.

- Bam.

I saw your goodies, too, but
I ain't gonna say nothin'.

- You didn't see anything.
- Oh yes I did.

♪ What in the world

♪ What in the world
have I got myself into ♪

♪ What good is it

♪ Without your kiss I could
never make it through ♪

♪ I just might go a
little bit crazy ♪

♪ 'Cause baby that's
how you amaze me ♪

♪ What in the world,
what in the world ♪

♪ Oh yes, it's love

Yes.

- Thank you, thank you.

We're gonna take a quick
break. We'll be right back.

- That was amazing.

Thank you so much
for bringing me.

- I'm glad you could come out.

- Well I didn't have
anything else to do.

- That really makes
me feel special.

- As it should.

- Would you like
some more champagne?

- Uh, no, thank you.

I um, I really don't
drink that often.

- Neither do I, except
in days that end in Y.

You really should
have another drink.

- Really? And why is that?

- It'll loosen you
up a little bit.

- Can I get you anything?

- I'll have a tall
bourbon, neat, but hairy,

topped with English lace

and bruised with
a smidgen of lime.

- I'll have the same.

Coming right up.

- You know, for someone
who doesn't drink,

that sounds pretty fancy.

- Well, I don't drink
often, but when I do,

I want it prepared the way
that I want it prepared.

- Oh, so you're a
control freak, huh?

- I suppose so.

- I like a woman
that takes control.

- Mm, well, let me
take more control.

- Wow.
- So speaking of control,

I find it interesting
that you've

never been married, Marcus.

- Because I don't
like institutions.

Prisons, marriage.

- Commitmentphobia,
huh? Charming.

- Do you ever let
your guards down?

Huh?

My aunt used to say when you
have your fist balled up,

nobody can take
anything from you,

but they can't give
you anything, either

- My point exactly. I don't
want to be given anything.

So have you been
tested for STDs?

- What did you just ask me?

- I didn't stutter. Have
you been tested for STDs?

Mycoplasma genitalia,
trichomoniasis,

herpes simplex one, two,
three, four, and five.

It just came out.

- We are out on a date
listening to jazz.

Why would you ask me
something personal like that?

- I'm on a date as well.
- Don't you think that's rude?

- No.

- I would never.

You know what?

Why don't we just-
- It's table conversation.

- Why don't we just kick
back and listen to the jazz?

What about that?

- Nice night, huh?

- It's decent.

- You know what?

Why do you always have
to be so damn difficult?

- I'm not being difficult,
I'm just not being easy.

- That makes no sense.

- Would you care to
come in for some coffee?

- No, I wouldn't.

I think I'll stop at a
Starbucks on the way home

and maybe talk to
somebody that has a heart.

- I have a heart, Marcus.
- Really?

- Really?
- Yes, really.

I'm just not one of
those young girls

who just runs and jumps
into the arms of someone

just because I like them.

- Oh, so you like me?

- Oh, I didn't say that.

- You know what?
- What?

- Why don't you call
me when you're ready

to stop playing games?

All right?

Jesus Christ.
Waste of my energy.

- Where you been?

- I had to work overtime again.

- So you couldn't return
my calls or text messages?

- My cell phone died.
- Again?

- Yeah. What, you
don't believe me?

- I'm starting not to.

Is there something that
you want to tell me?

- Like what?

- Like the truth, Dax.

I'm not stupid

- Here, don't start
this again, man.

- No, you need to get
your shit together

and be the man that I married

because I don't know
who you're becoming

but I will not tolerate
this disrespect.

I know what you're up to.

- I'm not up to anything.

I told you I was at work today.

- You know what man?

That's my call,
the job is calling.

- Oh.

I thought your phone died.

Yeah.

You can't even remember
your own damn lies.

- What, what?
- It's every time

I bring something to you...

- You're right in
front, you're screaming

and my daughter's right there.

- Dax, I'm raising our
children, and I'm pregnant.

That's all you do is sit in here

- and watch TV all day.
- Is that what you think I do?

How is it possible
to work extra hours

and not make any extra money?

'Cause you
keep getting pregnant.

- I'm doing this by myself?

- You see, you see what
you're doing, right?

- It's my fault.

- You see what
you're doing, right?

- So I see here in your
paperwork you are married?

- Yes.

- And your husband is
currently employed?

- Yes, but he's not
bringing in enough

to make ends meet, so...

- You know, maybe he should
look for a better job.

- It's not as easy as it sounds.

- Is there any reason why
you're not currently working?

Pregnant?

- I see here that you
already have two children?

- Yes, ma'am.

- Well maybe you should
consider birth control.

- Excuse me?

- Well you know that you
are already struggling,

why would you further extend
your family at this time?

- You married?

No, I'm not.

You have kids?

- No.

- Oh, okay.

So when you find a
husband and have children,

then you can give me advice
on how to deal with mine,

because I don't take
relationship advice
from single people,

and I don't take
parenting advice

from people who
don't have children.

You got some nerve.

- No, you got some nerves.

- I think you need my-
- No.

- You need me more
than I need you, okay?

- I know you mad.

You had that attitude
since you walked in here.

- 'Cause I'm tired of
you women coming in

with the ones you got and
you're popping out another one?

- Trying to treat
everybody else-

- So sick of you
women that can't

- take care of the ones you got.
- Ladies.

Ladies, ladies, ladies, hey.

- Oh, wow.
- Jonathan Williams.

- Hey.

- I'm the supervising
agent on this floor.

I'll take it from here.

Ms. Thomas, this is your file?

Okay, you guys can
step right this way.

Okay.

- Miss Woods?

I'll see you in my office later.

- Yes, Mr. Williams.

- So, per your application,

it looks like you're eligible
for food and cash benefits.

Just take this downstairs
and they'll get you started.

- Hey, thank you.

Ah.

This is, this is really a
blessing. I appreciate it.

- No worries.

It's exactly what
we're here for.

Also I noticed that
per your paperwork

that you have a daughter
at Dublin Middle School?

- Yeah.

- So do I.

- Well I'm always up there.

If you ever see me, just
feel free to say hello.

- I'll do that.

- Okay.

Billie, did you leave your
laundry out like I asked you to?

- Wow. What's going on?

- We're going to stay
at grandma's house.

- Why?

- Because we don't
want to be the reason

you and daddy argue anymore.

- Aw, baby, you
are not the reason

why me and daddy argue.

- Are you going
to get a divorce?

- Please don't get a divorce.

I don't wanna have
two Christmases.

- Two Christmases?

- Tiffany in class says she had

to have two Christmases
and I don't want that.

- Ah, sweetheart, come here.

You are not gonna
have two Christmases.

Daddy and I are
going to work it out.

- You promise?

- Yeah.

Missing homeworks,
classwork, and failed exams?

This is what I have to
come to open house for?

You know, you are really
in for it, young lady.

- Well maybe if you and dad
weren't arguing all the time,

I could focus on my schoolwork.

- So this is my fault?

- I'm just saying, you
don't think all that

has an effect on me?

- I'm sure it does
and what can I say?

That's what comes with marriage.

- Well, if that's the case,
I'm never getting married.

- Don't say that.

Look at me.

I'm sorry that what your
father and I go through

affects you and your
brothers but I'm trying,

and I'll try my best to
make things right, okay?

- Okay.

- Miss Thomas?

Mister...

- Williams.

- Williams.
- Yeah.

You can, just, Jonathan.

- Right.
- Mom, I'm ready to go.

- One second.

Wow.

- Well, your daughter's great.

- She's the fruit of my heart.

- Well, she takes after
her very lovely mother.

- I'm sure she does. Thank you.

- Uh, well, you said if
I were to see you around

up here to say hello,
so, I'm saying hello.

- Hello.

- Oh.

- Hey.

- Hey.
- This is my daughter Imani.

- Hey, hi. She's adorable.

- You ready to go?
- Yeah.

- All right.

I'll catch up with
you in a second,

I'm just going to say
goodbye to Ms. Thomas, okay?

- Okay.
- All right.

- All right.

Yeah, so I'ma go.

Gotta do the whole mommy thing.

- Yeah, yeah, me too.

We gotta skedaddle.

- Yeah.

- We should, uh,
catch up. Coffee.

- I don't know.
- Oh come on.

Just a couple of
parents chatting it up

about our kids over Joe.

- Um, I guess, yeah, maybe.
- Yeah?

- After I have the baby.

- Okay.

Here's my card.

Thank you.

- And yeah, you got it.

Come on, babe.

- All right. Have a good one.

- Yeah, you too.
- All right.

Bye, Imani.

- Tell your daughter it
was nice to meet her.

- Okay.

Thanks for lunch.

You're welcome, girl.

- Yeah, I know you're married,

and you moved back to
Atlanta, but I miss you.

- I miss you too.

- Yeah.

- You know how this
married life is, girl,

especially being
married to this man

in high society and whatnot.

All we do is go to cocktail
parties, balls, banquets.

- Ew.
- I'm tired of this.

I'm tired of being fake.

- Yeah, I bet. I bet you are.

- But you gotta come
see me sometime.

- I will.

As soon as I had this baby,

I promise, I'ma come over there.

- Are you sure you don't
want me to wait for you?

- No, I'm good.

I'm good.

I just wanted to bring
Dax some leftovers

and just check on my baby.

Surprise him, you know?

- Well you had a lot.

I ain't never seen you
eat that much before.

I know, I'm eating for two,

so you know, things change
when that happens, you know?

But yeah.

- Having a child is a blessing.

- It is.
- Yeah.

It is.

- Me and Mike, we've been
trying, but, no baby yet.

- Well don't give up.

- Don't give up.
- Oh, you know me, girl.

I ain't no quitter.

All right, well,
I'ma get outta here.

- See you later.
- I'll see you later, girl.

- All right.
- All right.

- Be careful.
- I am.

- All right.
- All right.

- Bye girl.
- All right.

Ooh.

What are you doing?

- Wait, Maya, I can explain-

- How are you gonna cheat
on me when I'm pregnant?

- Wait, it's not what it seems.

It's not what it looks like.

You didn't tell me
she was pregnant.

- What, him being
married wasn't enough?

- I never noticed his ring.

- Oh, I'm whoopin' your ass.

Whoopin' ass.

Where is she going?

- Maya!
- No, no, wait, no!

- No!
- Maya, Maya.

Maya, come here.

- Get off of me, Dax!
- Come here.

- Get off of me!

Oh.

- I think my water broke.
- What happened?

- My water...

- We gotta get to the hospital.

- Get in the car.
- No.

- Get in the car.

- I'm not getting
in the car with you.

- Maya, don't be ridiculous.

- Get in the car.
- I'm not being ridiculous!

Ooh. Oh.

- Maya, you're in labor.

Let me take you in the car.

- Dax, I'm not getting
in the car with you.

Call me an ambulance!

Now, please,
just keep breathing.

Yeah baby.

- Don't baby me, you
cheatin' son of a bitch.

Who does somethin' like that?

I'm taking the kids and I'm
going to live with my mother.

- What?

Don't do that.

- You lucky I don't divorce you.

- Maya, look, I can explain.

- Explain what?

Why you was banging
your coworker

in the back of our family van?

- Okay, so, your
vital signs look good,

and your baby is
doing just fine.

- You know if you move
in with your mother,

that's the end of us.

She hate me.

- That's an understatement.

It's my turn to hold the baby.

Oh.

Little baby.

Hi, mister.

- You have the audacity-
- Yes, yes!

To say that I need
to communicate with you?

After you lied to me, cheated
on me while I was pregnant?

You know what? Just leave.

- Leave?
- Leave.

- Leave.
- Leave, right?

Leave.

- Why are you doing this?

- Doing what?

- Why are you
chasing daddy away?

- I'm not chasing him away.

- This is about the
guy that gave you

his phone number at
the school, isn't it?

- This is not about no guy.
- Yes it is.

I can't stand you.

- Billie!

Billie!

- What is going on?

- I don't know but
I'ma whoop her ass.

- No, you're not going
to whoop her ass, okay?

And you're not even going to
talk like that in my house.

I'll talk to her.

Billie?

Billie?

♪ You see I've traveled
down that road before ♪

♪ But no, I won't
be goin' again ♪

♪ Go-Goin' again

♪ I need to know that
I'm your only one ♪

♪ I don't wanna have
to share you instead ♪

♪ 'Cause I see
behind your walls ♪

- Just do it.

♪ 'Cause there's no
love equation that
I can't figure out ♪

♪ So if you're trying to hide

- Come on boy, come
on. Throw the ball.

What are you doing?

Jesus.

Who's calling me?

Hello?

- Marcus, um, how are
you doing this evening?

- I'm good. How about you?

- Uh, I am well, thank you.

- I'm happy to hear that.

So let me ask you a question.

Why, why are you calling me?

- I don't know. I,
I guess I was bored.

- That makes me
feel real special.

- I want to see you.

- You want to see me?

When are you talking about?

- Well tonight.

- Are you aware that
it's almost midnight?

- Well, and?

- Those are what you
call booty call hours.

- Well, I can most
certainly assure you

that I do not do booty calls.

- So let me ask you
a question, Ella.

Do you want to see
me with clothes on

or do you want to see me naked?

- Nevermind.

You know what, I knew
this was a bad call.

- No, Ella, Ella, Ella.

Ella, I'm just joking.
That was a joke.

Come on, relax.

Listen, I would love to see you.

Come over.

- I can be there in about 30?

- I'll have a glass of
wine waiting for you.

- Perfect.

- I got something I
really want to show you.

- Yeah?

- Bam.

This right here is my bedroom.

- Wow.

Well it's very Wakanda forever.

- And that right there?
- Mhm?

- Woo. This right here?

This is where magic happens.

- Oh, wow.

Well please don't
ruin the moment.

- I didn't know we
were having a moment.

Hm?

- Well what is this?

- That right there
is an oil painting

of Sir Billy Dee Williams.

- No, I mean, I know what it is,

I'm just wondering why
Sir Billy Dee Williams

is on your bedroom wall.

- Well, you know, he's
kinda like an idol to me.

- Mm?
- You know,

Lady Sings the Blues
when he came in

and he had the hair
and all the women

- went crazy for him.
- Yes.

- I kinda feel like that
about myself, you know.

And you know...

- You gonna make
my hand fall off?

- I love it!
- I love that line.

It look like my hand fall off.

Listen, if you
look at the bottom,

he signed that copy for me.

- Mm.

- Mm.

- That's classy?

- Mhm, I think so.

- Yeah.

- Makes you kind of feel a
certain kind of way, doesn't it?

Who? Billy Dee Williams?

- No, not no damn
Billy Dee Williams.

- What?
- Me rubbin' your shoulders.

- Okay, Marcus, listen, I,

I didn't come over here
to be groped on, okay?

- I'm no groping you.
- Well, what is this?

You're a little close.
Personal space, all right?

I called you because
I just simply,

I just wanted to see you.

- I understand.

- Do you really?
- Yeah.

- How much do you understand?

Oh, give it to me baby.

- Ma? I'm about to take
the kids to school and...

Ma, where are you?

- Look, I am minding
my own business.

- You at Marcus
house, aren't you?

- Perhaps.

You dirty little bird.

- This dirty bird
got needs, okay?

- Needs?

How was it?

Was it good?

- Mind your business, okay?
- I can't talk right now.

- Ma.

- Jesus.

- Hey there.

- How you doin', beautiful?
- Mm.

♪ When the sun went dark
and cold in my world ♪

♪ You always knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Showed me that love
was unconditional ♪

♪ You took my hand
and I followed you ♪

♪ You faded my bruises

♪ And took all my pain

♪ You're not here but I
still call out for you ♪

- Jonathan Williams.

- Hey, it's me, Maya.

- Hey, Maya. How are you?

It's good to finally
hear from you.

- It's good to be heard.

- Um, so how are you doing?

- I've been fine, and yourself?

- Good now that I'm
finally talking to you.

- Phew.

Thank you.

- Um, so how's your family?

- Not so good.

My husband and I separated.

- Well I'm sorry to hear that.

- Yeah.

I mean, I guess that's how
it is sometimes, you know?

We've been through a lot over
the past few years and...

- Sure, it's tough.
- Marriage can be hard.

- Certainly is.

Look, I um...

I was calling to see if I'm

still good for
that cup of coffee?

- Uh, yeah, of course.

Uh, actually we should
upgrade that to lunch.

I know this great little
soul food spot in Telfair.

- Just text me the address
where you want me to meet you.

- Will do, Maya.

- All right, well I'll
see you then, Jonathan.

♪ I thank you

♪ Oh

- Wow. Breakfast was amazing.

- You're welcome.
- Thank you so much.

- You're welcome,
you're welcome.

Hello.

- Hello.

- Uh, and goodbye.

Excuse you.

- What?

But I just looked at the young
lady's smile and said hello.

She's a nice looking lady.

- Well you damn near broke
your neck looking at her.

- No, I didn't.

- Oh wow. You didn't?

- You know what?
- What?

- I told you how I am.

- How are you?

- I'm not a one woman man.

I told you that.

- Okay. You know what?

And it's fine that you're
not a one woman man.

I get that.

But when you are with
me, you will respect me.

- Cool?
- All right.

I can roll with it.

- Wow.

- Okay.

I apologize, all right?

- It's all good.

It's just...

Okay, you know what?

Now you gettin' carried away.

You're getting
carried away, okay?

First you go from
disrespectin' to now.

- You tryin' to claim a bitch.
- 'Cause I'm bipolar.

- Oh no, no, no,
you can't do that.

Stop.

That's enough.

We can hold hands
and we can walk.

- You didn't say
that last night.

You're so-
- Oh, well, well, well.

Who, who do we have here?

- Uh, Hubert.

Great to see you, this is uh-
- Hurbert.

- Oh, I'm sorry. I know that.

- Yeah.
- This is my friend, Marcus.

- Yeah, I know.

We met years ago at
Maya's reception.

- Wow.
- So um, this is how you feel?

- I'm sorry, feel about what?

- Well, about us.

- Us?

- Well, we go on
this lovely date

and then you don't return
my phone calls or my texts.

You, you don't answer the door

when I showed up several times.

- Okay.

Well, first of all, you sound
like a stalker, all right?

And secondly, I'm sorry, we
never went out on a date.

- Well, we had-

- And thirdly, I have been busy.

- Busy?

I'm sure you have been.

I see.

- Wow.
- Let me just say somethin'.

Why don't you fall back, man?

You don't wanna do
this here, okay?

- Yeah, listen. Listen, bro.

With all due disrespect,
I was talking to Ella.

Me and her.

- Right here.
- Yo, my man,

let me say something to you.

Why don't we handle this
right here, man to man.

- Well, let me tell
you something, bro.

I'm a lawyer and I
would not be caught dead

in public assaulting
another man.

That's how, that's how I roll.

- Assaulting?

- Assaulting, that's
what would happen.

- No you're about
to be assaulted.

- No, no, no, no, no.

You about to get-

- Fellas!

Hey, hey, hey!

- Ooh!
- Ooh!

- Yeah!
- I'm TaeKwonDoed down, baby.

- Okay, guys.
- Let's go, let's go.

- I'm TaeKwonDoed down, baby.

- Hello!
- Whoa!

I'm TaeKwonDoed down, baby.

- Can we stop
right there please?

Thank you.

I'm sorry, can I speak
to you for a moment?

- Certainly.

- I'ma be right here.

- Okay, you be right there.
- I got my knife with me, too.

- I got a gun.
- Yeah, you gonna need it.

- Okay, you know
what? I'm sorry.

Now you have been a wonderful
friend to the family

for years and years and years

and I really want
to keep it that way.

- I wanna be more than friends.

- Okay, I'm sorry, but it's
just not in the cards for us.

It's not in the universe,
it's not in the planet.

- It's just not gonna happen.
- All right, hey, hey, hey.

- Never say never.
- Oh no, no, no, no, no.

In this case, I will say never.

I will say never will I ever,

never have I ever, Never Land.

Never. Never.

Never, okay?

It's never going
to happen for us.

Clear?

- Okay.

- Thank you, Hurbert.
- Y'all done?

Are we done with this cornball?

- We are done.

- It's Hurbert.

- It's Huey to me.

Fall back partner.

You ain't man enough.

I think I'm in love.

Yeah!

- You eat that?

- I eat.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

- Get the full experience.
- Yeah, I mean I guess.

- I'm glad you finally
decided to meet with me.

- Well I mean, it's
just lunch, right?

Besides, it's pretty good.

- Yeah. It's one of my
favorite little spots.

- Oh, is this where you
bring all your dates?

- I wasn't aware
this was a date.

- Oh, it was not,
it's not a date.

I'm just saying like,
when you go on dates,

is this where bring your dates?

- Oh, when.
- Yes.

- 'Cause this isn't?
- Nah, no.

- Right.

Um, no actually
I, I rarely date.

- Why not? I mean, you're
handsome, intelligent.

I mean, I'm sure women are
throwing themselves at you.

- Um, I'm pretty
guarded, actually,
ever since the divorce.

- What happened?

- Same old story.

Came home early, caught my
wife in bed with a coworker.

- Hm, ironically enough, I
can totally relate to that.

- How so?

- I caught my husband cheating
with a coworker as well.

- Just find it really
hard to believe anybody

could cheat on you.

You're too fine for that.

- I think my husband
just finds it hard

to keep his hands
off other women

and it wasn't the first time.

It probably won't
be the last, so...

- If you were my wife,

the only woman
I'd have a problem

keeping my hands off of is you.

You know, I told you I rarely
date since the divorce,

but there's something
very alluring about you.

- Thank you.

- The first time you came
into my office, I knew it.

I felt feelings I thought
I'd never feel again.

I know this is gonna come
off as really forward,

but I want you.

- Wait, stop, stop, stop.

- What's wrong?

You okay?

- I can't do this.

- Why not?

- 'Cause I'm still
a married woman,

and if I, I just
wouldn't feel right.

- I understand.

I do. I understand.

It's okay.

All right.

- Is that all?

- I mean, I know that my
husband doesn't deserve

the respect I'm showing
our marriage right now but

if I do this, I'll be
no better than him.

- You are a good woman,
and I would be happy

to just get to know you,
even if it's just as friends.

- Wow. Mr. Right.

- Do you always have
the right things to say,

like, at the right time?

- To the right woman I do.

- Can you hold me?

I really could use
a hug right now.

- Come here.

- Marcus and I...

- How was it?

It was so good!

God!

That country man had me
so close to God, girl.

I'm telling you the
way he works his hips.

- All right, ma, a simple
it was good will suffice.

I don't need to
know all of that.

- No, no, I'm telling you,
it was better than good.

Girl, that man had
my legs shakin'.

- Mm-mm.
- Okay?

- No.
- It was too much.

He is amazing.

So where do you go from here?

- I don't know.

Marcus says that he's
not a one-woman man,

and you know, I'm
just not into that.

That makes two of us.

- Mm.

I may have to cut it off.

- Why?

- Mm.

Because I mean, I'm not trying
to get hurt, you know, and...

I don't know, I just, I just
can't put myself through that.

- So why don't you
give him an ultimatum?

Just you and him or nothin'?

- Maya. Girl, I cannot do that.

Right, okay, so
what, if he does that

then honestly,
what am I gonna do?

Okay?

I am so scared of commitment.

You know I haven't been with
anybody since your father.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

So what you gonna do?

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I tried to shoo him away,
but he just insisted.

I'm sorry, honey.

- Can I call you back?

- Ah, ah, we're
gonna leave it open.

I'll be across the hall, baby.

- How you been?

- Can we skip the small talk?

What do you want?

- You don't return my phone
call, my texts, nothin'.

- What is there to talk about?

- I messed up.

- We know that, all right.

- Look, Maya. We've been
going through some stuff.

- And so cheating is the
solution to our problems?

- That's not what
I'm trying to say.

- So what are you trying to say?

- I'm trying to say
that I want you back.

I want my family back.

- You roll in here, you
tell me you want me back,

and I'm supposed
to pack my things,

get the kids ready, and just
come running back to you?

- I'll do anything.

I'll do anything
to show you that

this will never happen again.

- And how do I know that?

- Because I'm
giving you my word.

- I thought I had your word
when we exchanged vows.

Look, I need time to think.

I have the kids to take
into consideration.

I don't want them back
and forth and confused.

- I feel like the best
thing for the kids

is for us to be a
family together.

- You're unbelievable.

- Look, whenever you
want to talk, I'm here.

- Kinda brisk out here.
- Yeah, it's a little cold.

I should've worn my scarf.

- Yeah. No.

Yeah.

- Did you like the movie?

- Yeah, the movie was great.

Allen, he kind of
resembles you a bit.

- Oh, we all look alike now?

- No, I'm not saying that.

I'm saying maybe it was you.

- Well, it's not as good as this

warm apple pie back at my place.

- Oh?
- You gonna love it.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Got ice cream, the whole nine.

- I can't.

I can't.

- What? No, no hanky panky.

It's just, I like
spending time with you.

- No, I may be, um, getting
back with my husband.

- When did that happen?

- The other day he
came by, we had a talk,

and he made some really valid
points about our family,

and I don't know,
maybe he's changed, um,

besides I promised my son we
wouldn't have two Christmases.

- Two Christmases?

- Yeah, it's a phobia of his.

He's a baby.

- I wish I could say I'm
surprised, but I'm not.

You're a gem, anybody would
be a fool to let you go.

Now if you were my wife...

Look, I'm happy for you.

- Thank you.

I appreciate that.

A true gentlemen
through and through.

Don't get it twisted.

If he messes up, you call me.

I'll be right there.

- I will.

- You better.

- Come on, let me get
you out of this cold.

- All right.

Some people may not
agree with my choices,

especially the choice
of taking Dax back

and us being a family,
but I'm a married woman.

Marriage is about compromise.

It's about death do us part.

Besides we have
children involved.

- Hey, sir.
- Yes?

- Do you know where I can
find some sandwich bags?

- Yes. All the way down there
into the aisle, on your right.

- All right.

Excuse me.

- Yes?

- Don't I know you
from somewhere?

- No, I don't think so.

- I think so.

You was hunchin' with
my husband in the van?

- Don't hit me.

- I don't want to fight.

I just want to know are
you still seeing him?

- I think you should
talk to your husband.

- Oh, now I wanna fight.

I'm not gonna chase her.

I can't believe you're still
dealing with this girl.

- I'm not. I told you.

- So what's with her and
this ask your husband crap?

- I don't know. You
should have asked her.

- I did, and she told me to
ask you, so I'm asking you.

- Well, I don't know
what to tell you.

- I know, 'cause you're a lying
son of a bitch, that's why.

You really had me fooled,
thinking that you changed.

- I have, you're not
giving me a chance.

Oh boy.

So why are you still dealing
with this, what's her name?

- Alex.

How if you're
still dealing with this...

- Alex.

Yeah, her.

Sound like a hoe name.

- Listen, I told you I stopped
messing around with her.

I don't know why she
didn't tell you that.

Wait, so you're ignoring me?

What happened?

- There's a lump in my breast.

- What?

You paranoid.

- Let me feel.
- No.

Go feel on Alex or
whatever her name is.

- Come on Maya, I'm serious.

Let me feel.

- All right.

- You're right.

How long it been there?

- I don't know.

- Well you need to
get it checked out.

- You think it's...

Doctor, was the mass
malignant or is it benign?

- Unfortunately it's malignant.

I know, ma'am.

We are still running tests,

and we're hoping that
it hasn't spread.

- Okay, and what
if it has spread?

- Well we'll cross that bridge
if and when it comes to it,

but believe me, we're
doing everything we can.

- The doctor said that the chemo

is going to make you really
sleepy, so how's that?

- That's fine.

- All right.

- You know you don't
have to do this.

- Yes, I do.

- You know, I have a husband
and he can take care of me.

- Maya, Dax can barely
take care of himself, okay?

And besides, he's got
the kids right now

and I want you to focus on you.

- Yeah.
- All right?

- Yeah.

- And I'm right around the
corner from the hospital.

Oh, and I got a baby monitor.

- A baby monitor?

- Mom, come on.
- Yes, I got a baby monitor.

- Knock it off, I'm not a baby.

- Mhm, yes you are.

You're going to
always be my baby.

Come here, baby.

- Ow, ma, knock it off.
- Just come on.

- Knock it off.
- Stop, baby.

Is she going to get any better?

- The doctors will let
us know, all right,

so just remember, don't say
anything about mommy's hair.

Understood?

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Y'all ready?

- What happened to your hair?

- It doesn't matter.

- It looks beautiful.
- Thank you baby.

Can you stop?

Quit, what do you want?

You don't do breast
milk no more.

- You ready to go?

- Yes.

You want grandma?

- Hey. I'll meet you
guys there, okay?

Oh. Hold the baby for me.

- Okay, ma.

- -Everything's gonna be fine.

- Just relax.
- I'm trying.

- It's okay.

- Good afternoon.

- Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon, doctor.

- Well, the chemo is not
working as we had hoped.

The cancer is
continuing to spread.

I'm afraid there's
nothing else we can do.

- What do you mean there is
nothing else that you can do?

- We've tried everything
within our power.

It's just that we
caught it a little late.

I'm very sorry, Maya.

How long do I have?

- I would say
months, maybe weeks.

It's hard to tell.

- Maya.
- My babies.

- I will prescribe
some more morphine.

- My babies.
- Maya, wait.

Maya.

What do you mean there's
nothing else you can do?

You had her hopes up.

Right now she is dying.

All she has is hope.

Look, I'm sorry, okay, but,

my daughter is all
that I have right now.

She's all I have.

- I'm very sorry, ma'am.

- Oh, god.

Oh, god.

Oh, god, no.

Dearest Maya,

when your daughter told mine
what was going on with you,

to say that my heart was broken

would be an understatement.

It is incomprehensible
that something like this

could happen to such
a beautiful soul.

I feel for your family,
and I'm grateful

to have gotten to know you,

and if there's a heaven, I
pray that I meet you there.

You'll forever be
cherished and missed.

Forever yours.

Jonathan.

- Come in.

- Tea for two darling.

- Well I am not wearing
that stupid ass hat.

- Oh, this hat?

Yes, I think you are.

Just like when we were kids.

- How you feelin'?

- Alone.

Scared.

- It's understandable
considering the circumstances.

- How about you?

- Well, I'm holding up
the best way I know how.

- And how is that?

- Horribly.

I cry myself to sleep at night

and then I wake up in the
morning and I'm crying again

and I'm just...

- Me, too.

- Look, um, I know we
haven't always seen

- eye to eye, Dax.
- That's an understatement.

- And moving forward,

we need to bury the
proverbial hatchet.

- As long as it's
not in my back.

- And if you're going to step up

and raise these kids the way
that they need right now,

I need you to be the best father

that they can possibly have.

That's the only way they're
gonna get through this.

- With all due respect, Ella,
I am an excellent father.

Okay, maybe I haven't
been there the way

I was supposed to be, but
now I know what to do.

- Do you?

- Yes, I do.

- Really?

- No. I don't.

Maya was the center
of their universe.

I was just a planet caught
up in her gravitational pull.

- That was very well stated.

- I'm not as dumb as you think.

- Well, no, no, no.

I've never said
that you were dumb.

Ignorant, shiftless,
triflin' maybe, but no, no.

I never said you were dumb.

- Thank you, I guess.

- You're welcome.

I don't think anybody
would have ever

been good enough for her.

- Yeah.

She's pretty remarkable.

I kick myself every
day for not recognizing

that what I was out
there looking for

was nothing compared
to what I had at home.

- But you know,
hindsight is everything

that's in the past and you
can't keep looking back,

'cause right now you
need to look forward

and you need to
raise these kids,

be the best dad that
I know you can be.

- Thank you so much.

- I know you're having a
hard time right now, so uh,

if you and the kids
want to stay here until

you can get on your feet,

I'd like for you to do that.

- That'd be great.

- I need you to handle
my funeral arrangements.

- I can't do that.

- You have to.

My mother doesn't even
want to talk about it.

- Neither do I.

I don't know what I'm
going to do without you.

- Old and wrinkled and have
a trillion grandchildren.

- Yeah, but we were supposed
to do that together.

It's supposed to be me
and you right there.

- I know.

It's so unfair.

- Life's not fair.

I need you to hear me out
on my arrangements, okay?

- Do I have a choice?

- Nope.

Why does everybody look so sad?

- Do you feel better, mommy?

- Not really, baby,
but, it's okay.

- I don't want you to go.

- I know.

I know.

But one day, you are
gonna grow to be a

very strong man
just like your dad,

and you're gonna make
a lucky lady happy.

- Isn't there anything
the doctor can do?

- I...

This isn't fair.

- Billie, wait.

- Come on, we gotta let
mommy rest, all right?

- No. I got it.

You stay here with her, okay?

- I'm, I'm so sorry, baby.

I wish, I wish that I could...

- Shh.

It's okay.

No, no, no, no, no.

No!

- Let us pray.

Our father and our God,
we ask your blessings

upon this family in
their time of loss.

Paul says for me
to live is Christ,

but for me to die is gain.

Father we ask now the
blessings to heal this family.

Comfort them, oh God,
in their time of loss.

This is our prayer,
in Jesus' name, amen.

We are here to say
farewell to Maya.

Our hearts are broken.

We have questions.

The earth has no sorrow
that heaven can't heal.

The Bible says that in
everything there is a season,

a time to be born
and a time to die;

a time to plant and a time
to pluck up what is planted;

a time to weep and
a time to laugh;

a time to mourn and
a time to dance;

a time to keep and
a time to cast away.

A beautiful tribute
for a beautiful soul,

but gone too soon.

- Okay buddy, come here, buddy.

Let me get you together.

All right.

♪ Can't go back in time

- Are you okay, grandma?

♪ I've been lost without you

♪ But every time I
think of your smile ♪

- I'm sure your father
could use one of those.

♪ I know everything
is all right ♪

♪ But I still miss you

♪ And I would give anything

♪ Just to see your
face, I would ♪

♪ And all the love
that you bring ♪

♪ You are my best
friend, oh yeah ♪

You never know how life

is going to play out, because
life is full of surprises.

But one thing I know
is that I wouldn't

change my family for the world.

After my dad leaving
me and never returning,

I always prayed for a
man, and I got that,

so I have to say I'm blessed.

I'll never leave my family.

I'll always watch over them

and be in their
spirit, for eternity.

♪ But I still miss you

♪ And I would give anything

♪ Just to see your
face, I would ♪

♪ All of the joy
that you bring ♪

♪ You are my best friend, oh

♪ I won't give on me

♪ I'll keep my head high, ooh

♪ I'll be there to
greet you one day ♪

♪ Good morning sunshine

♪ You are the
fruit of my heart ♪

♪ You are the
fruit of my heart ♪

♪ And I

♪ I'll never let you down

♪ I'll never let you,
never let you go ♪

♪ Been through up and down

♪ Like escalators
at Coney Island ♪

♪ You showed me love when
I was younger, wildin' ♪

♪ You was the first one
who started smilin' ♪

♪ I'm glad I caught it
out the corner of my eye ♪

♪ Out the side that
I was lookin' ♪

♪ Cookin' better than
your mama cookin' ♪

♪ That's no gas

♪ Put the brakes on you 'cause
I couldn't let you go past ♪

♪ You held me down even
when it was rocky ♪

♪ And always you
showed me you got me ♪

♪ We locked in

♪ With you by my side,
nothin' could stop me ♪

♪ Told me step my game up

♪ So I got keys, property

♪ When I was with you no
negativity got to me ♪

♪ Taught me how to calm it
down and handle it properly ♪

♪ Plant a seed in your
mind, know that I'm smart ♪

♪ Maybe we can

♪ Maybe we can

♪ Ooh

♪ Maybe

♪ We can, we can, we
can fall in love ♪

♪ Fall in love, ooh

♪ Ooh-Ooh-Ooh-Oh

♪ Ooh-Ooh-Ooh-Oh

♪ Maybe, maybe we
can fall in love ♪

♪ Yeah yeah

♪ Maybe we can show the world

♪ Show the world

♪ How it feels to be in love

♪ Be in love

♪ How it looks to be in love

♪ Maybe we can, maybe
that's the play ♪

♪ Maybe we can show the world

♪ Show the world

♪ How it feels to be in love

♪ How it looks to be in love

♪ Maybe we can, maybe we can

♪ Maybe that's the play

♪ Other girls

♪ They might be pretty

♪ But I'll change
your whole world ♪

♪ They just rhinestones, boy
I'm diamonds and pearls ♪

♪ You gotta hold on me, baby

♪ With hella kinky curls

♪ He's my man, my friend

♪ Better half in the end

♪ Yeah he's the one alpha
that could call me boo ♪

♪ And this ring on my hand

♪ Should show you
where I stand ♪

♪ And I'ma do everything
I promised you ♪

♪ You know it's true

♪ Think I'm ready now

♪ To settle down baby and work
on this love thing, girl ♪

♪ Think I'm ready now

♪ To leave that game alone

♪ Come on home, work on
this love thing girl ♪

♪ Took me quite a while

♪ Now here's that diamond ring

♪ Gonna change and do that
whole love thing, girl ♪

♪ And spend my life with you

♪ Shooby do wop, I wanna
spend my life with you ♪

♪ Shooby do wop, I wanna
spend my life, girl ♪

♪ Now I'ma be at the
house, makin' you smile ♪

♪ Helping with the kids

♪ Takin' out the trash,
cuttin' the grass ♪

♪ Handlin' my business

♪ I'ma get a job,
ain't no prob ♪

♪ Now I'm trying
to live for you ♪