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I can't imagine the face of the idiot...

who once said...

OPPOSITES ATTRACT!!

I guess some of you out there did fall for that logic

But we didn't...

and this is our story.

"Each moment is young and beautiful."

"There is no sorrow when I am there."

"Life is filled with joy."

"This is how I live."

"Each morning brings light."

"Each evening brings beauty."

"Life is awakened."

"This is the song that life sings."

"Everyday life is awakened."

"There are showers of colors. There are graces."

"There are showers of colors every day."

"My heart feels like smiling all the time."

"And humming a tune slowly."

"Whomever I met I considered him my friend."

"Life is a celebration."

"Whatever I heard I considered it good news."

"I recognized joy every day."

"Each morning brings light."

"Each evening brings beauty."

"This is my story. This is my life."

"This is my story every day."

"There are showers of colors. There are graces."

"There are showers of colors every day."

Boss has given it. He wants light effect.

Shit! Govind, how could I forget!

Forget what?

Today is Valentine's Day.

Relax, bro... she doesn't know that you forgot.

You have enough time.

Plan something special for her.

Good idea!

What should I do?

Jai you know very well that I have been divorced twice

I've been on three dates in the past three months!

They've all been pretty boring.

Do I look like the guy with a special plan up his sleeve?

Govind, you know how she is!

Come on, you're my friend!

You have to help me think of something... anything.

No, no

Great. Some help.

"Like fragrance in flowers. And colors in buds."

"I have the zest to live."

"There is resonance of hopes."

"There is a zest in my heart all the time."

"The world of dreams is familiar."

"I weave a new dream every day."

"Each morning brings light."

"Each evening brings beauty."

"This is the spectacle."

"Each moment is filled with hope."

"This is the spectacle every day."

"There are showers of colors."

"There are graces."

"There are showers of colors every day."

Hi. Happy Valentine's Day.

Same to you.

This is for you.

Thank you.

This is for me? - Yes!

Happy Valentine..

Hello. - How are you, Jai?

Hi mom!

Well... do you like it?

It's a guitar.

Yes!

Naina you know I cant even sing happy birthday in tune

I don't know how to play the guitar, love.

I have ingestion today.

Mom, why aren't you having those organic vegetables?

It's not available. - At least wash it in potassium.

Nowadays it is very chlorine. - Yes.

Listen, will you talk to your aunt? - Surely.

I have to take this.

As if you have the time to teach me to play.

Hello. Yes..

Oh no, we're having dinner at home.

Listen, talk to your aunty. - Okay.

Sorry!

It's okay. Greetings aunty-ji.

How are you?

Very well, how are you?

What's the special gift?

Well... he has prepared a fabulous dinner.

I almost forgot.

Your gift.

Oh my God! They are beautiful.

Next time you can expect a necklace.

as soon as this deal comes through.

But these must be very expensive.

So? You're worth it.

Thank you. - You're welcome.

You've been saying it for months.

Okay, I will talk to you about this next time.

Put aunty on line, mom.

Hello aunty-ji, how are you?

You find it amusing, huh?

You know it's quite logical.

I don't think your mom is wrong.

Tell me, why aren't you getting married?

You want the truth...

I haven't heard that loud bell in my heart

Bell? What's a bell got to do with marriage?

I know Radhika is great...

she is beautiful, smart, intelligent.

And I guess successful too.

Actually, she is a lot more successful than you.

Anyway. - I don't know, man!

It takes a few years of marriage for couples to get to where we are.

You know what I mean.

Explain.

Well... I mean...

for example, you and Nandini.

Remember that life?

What's the word for it... it's...

boring? - Boring!

Bland, regular, like a routine, you know!

I understand.

But why do you understand?

It's because you did things differently.

You priorities were different.

God forbid, Govind if...

I get... I get it, Jai.

It was my marriage, I was there, I get it.

Sorry! - That's fine.

That's not what I meant.

But just imagine. And trust me.

Its good she left you

I mean you left her

It's fine, dude.

It didn't work.

How does it matter who left whom?

Well sometimes even I forget.

I miss the energy, the good times...

The college days, the single and ready to mingle days.

I wonder if I will ever feel that way again.

The excitement, the magic that fills up your heart.

Bell! Ding dong Bell bro!

Relax bro... You'll hear it

But when?

But Jai, it's your fault. Why don't you talk to Radhika?

Talk to Radhika?

There is no talking to Radhika. There is only listening to Radhika

And a discussion about this? She could kill me.

She is quite psycho. - Yeah, a bit.

What? Power failure in Mumbai?

Oh no! The rest of my ice-cream will melt!

If the ice-cream melts you will die, right?

Trust me, Naina. Ice cream is the best cure for a break-up.

The best cure for a break-up is also a patch up, Ritu.

Why don't you speak with Kunal? He has apologised a million times.

Saying sorry comes easy but being faithful is the difficult part.

But what did he do?

One silly sms...

He did nothing because I had read his sms.

I can't imagine what he would've done otherwise.

And you tell me...

How long does it take these days for an SMS to become an MMS ?

The point is there is no mms.

You are overacting... a little bit.

Don't you worry, Jai.

I tell you honestly, our generation's number 1 problem is this.

Radhika?

Relationships, man. - Yes. - Relationships. - Right.

Everyone's in a mess. You know that.

Now you want to smoke this?

No!

Throw it away. You'll die if you continue smoking.

Come on. Let's go now.

Come on, our manager must be waiting for us.

To hell with him! Project report!

You know... can't live with them...

Hello. - Hi. - Can't live without them. - Correct. - Let's go!

You know, yesterday she was checking my nails. - Please.

You miss him, don't you?

A lot.

Well... it is said that time heals everything.

Perhaps one day you will forgive him.

Until then you have ice cream. Indulge in it!

I hope I don't run out of flavours!

Naughty! Stupid!

Are you taking guitar lessons?

It was a gift meant for Dhruv..

.. but I guess now I'll have to take lessons.

Men are the same everywhere.

Yet we dream of spending our lives with them.

That reminds me Gayatri is getting married.

Really? Wow! What is the name of the guy?

Arjun, really nice guy. She is very happy.

Are you going for it? - Of course!

You should come along.

Apparently you meet some good guys at weddings.

Chandigarh. For marriage? Come on, Jai.

I thought if you don't come along, it won't be half as fun.

Actually it won't be any fun.

Please Jai! Can you see how much work I have on my head?

Tomorrow morning is the seminar, it's going to be very hard.

You mean you really can't... you swear you can't?

Are you really going to miss me that much?

I swear.

Fine, I'll figure something.

It won't be easy but I'll try to make it.

Radhika, I think I'm putting you under a lot of pressure.

You are so honest and hard working and I'm plain selfish.

It's ridiculous.

No, Jai, it's fine. I'll sort it out.

No, it's okay. I'll go alone.

Jai, listen to me...

No, Radhika, I shouldn't bear on your work.

Please, I swear.

Really?

Yeah.

That's so sweet of you.

So, what is it?

Govind, Radhika is...

Damn! Here we go again.

Radhika-isn't-coming...

What are you talking... you are joking?

You know I get stressed very easily.

Keep it down or she'll hear us.

Touchwood! This is great news, pal.

I was craving a vacation. I need a break, it's too much.

We're taking a vacation, brother!

What are you doing? - I don't know. - Let's go!

I still need to pack the magazines!

Good morning, ma'am. Your flight to Delhi is on time. - Thank you.

You expect me to carry this bag? It's so heavy!

Naina?

Yeah!

How did you know?

Magic.

Just kidding!

Arjun said you'll be travelling with us.

So he asked me to look out for you.

And I've been asking every single girl the same thing!

Naina?

The bus isn't here yet?

The bus is here and so are the guests.

We were waiting for you.

It's over there.

Okay. Phone!

Yeah!

I am sorry, Dhruv.

You have to make it.

You can't miss the "sangeet" ceremony.

Okay, bye!

Sorry, they're heavy.

No, no, not at all. It's fine.

Come on.

"We don't start a fight."

"Every day and night we try to fight."

Jai, would you please look over my bag for me?

I will just come. - Yes, sure.

Now we also know each other very well.

I mean, your bags are quite heavy... quite some time.

We spent quite some time together.

Do you always crack such jokes?

Yes. Why? Would you prefer some other type?

You could try.

Really? Any particular type?

For example, jokes people can actually laugh at.

Dude! Beautiful girl-one, Jai-zero!

By the way did you hear a bell?

Just sit down! Nobody asked for your expert advice.

But your jokes sure were a class apart!

"Look, the paths are calling out to us."

"We are walking without thinking."

"I am thinking this is where I want to be."

"Beloved, meet me someday."

I can't wait to get to Chandigarh, man.

Sir, the engine needs to cool down.

We'll go and some water. Let's go.

Why is he yelling?

Forget it. Here, everybody yells.

What's wrong?

Nothing, the engine needs to cool down. Should take a few minutes.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Hello... where do you think you're going?

The restroom in the bus is a mess

So don't go alone. We'll come along. Right?

No, it's okay. I am fine, really!

Naina, it's a jungle. It's not safe out here.

What say, Govind?

I mean... it's safe but... we should go.

We should go!

Then you hold onto this.

Thanks!

What? - Look at you...

matching! - So?

It's amazing.

She made you a porter as soon as you met.

And now both of us are standing here as security guards.

By the time we get to Chandigarh...

Then what?

Come on...

You know Govind, I just realised something.

You have become very negative.

Be positive, brother!

We are on a vacation, remember the trip has just begun.

There's lots of good stuff in store for us.

Really? Good stuff... like what?

Guys, can please sing a song?

This is really weird!

Sing!

"Life is a beautiful journey."

"Nobody knows what will happen in the future." - Louder!

"Understand what the gestures say."

"Listen. Everybody is calling to us from the heart."

"I am thinking this is where I want to be."

"Beloved, meet me someday."

Start.

Come on.

Gayatri.

Great, you can take them to the hotel.

If you need something call me, okay?

Don't worry. I am there.

Arjun, I still can't believe that..

..you and Gayatri are getting married.

It's amazing! Time flies, man!

You know actually she's quite hot.

Govind, have some respect.

What's disrespectful about that?

She is hot, so she is!

Shut up man, don't talk nonsense. Keep quiet.

What's wrong with you?

If a girl is gorgeous you can use other adjectives too...

like hot, sexy, cute... you know.

Just shut up!

Are you mad? Have you lost it? I'd rather not talk to you.

Let me ask Arjun. You don't have a problem..

..if I refer to her as hot and sexy, do you?

I mean, in a nice way.

But actually, Govind, there is a problem.

Yeah! She is quite reserved.

You don't know her very well.

You know... besides Gayatri is like your sister-in-law.

- Correct! - Gayatri?

Where did she come from? I wasn't talking about her.

I was talking about her friend ..

..and Mr. Ding Dong Bell here sang for her.

Drat! You mean Naina?

-Naina! - She is hot.

That's what I said. - Brother, she is hot!

- I told you so! - She is hot!

Guys... what do you think of Gayatri? I mean...

Jai, tell him.

She's good, very sweet.

Aunty and uncle will love her. Right, Govind?

Of course! Can I get some water... my throat's parched.

I know that. But do you think she is hot?

I mean 'hot'?

Answer him, Jai.

She is sweet, she is nice. What say, Govind?

Oh no, nice won't do.

What's his question? Arjun asked if she is hot.

Do you think Gayatri is hot? - Hot!

God Gayatri! We've been discussing your marriage for ages now.

We haven't, you have been.

You've been discussing my marriage since you were in the 6th grade.

So cute!

But just imagine.

Now each day will begin and end with Arjun for you.

It's perfect.

I know!

So we've decided that Naina is hot, right?

And Gayatri isn't that what you're saying?

- Answer him! - Yeah!

He is speechless. - Speechless.

Alok, good to see you, pal.

You look very smart!

Hello. - Hello.

Where's Biji?

Sexy.

Bloody Mary.

Arjun, I want to see Biji.

Hurry up. - Quick. - Thank you.

Nice, huh?

The combo is unbelievable.

Greetings Biji, guess who is here.

How are you, Biji?

- Greetings to you. - Bless you!

I hope you are ready with a sizzling performance for the "sangeet".

Like the 'Infamous Munni'!

Idiot! This Munni isn't infamous, she is sick.

You are shameless. On the phone you keep saying you'll visit me.

I got caught up with work, Biji.

Is it work or a beautiful girl?

Greetings Biji!

I can't help it. You helped your grandson Arjun find a girl.

You don't care about me.

Well that's because I am sure that you will find a girl for yourself.

So, how's the lady of the house?

Have you'll decided on something?

Well the thing is... you see...

I, what do you say? - Biji, he hasn't heard the bell yet!

That's good. There's still some hope.

You are so naughty! Can't wait for your performance.

I'd love to dance but the doctor's advice is, 'Just Chill'.

To hell with the doctor!

I would only if he weren't Arjun's dad.

Arjun, my sweetie pie!

You look happy, Biji, finally you are smiling.

This is Naina, Gayatri's best friend.

She is gorgeous, just like Gayatri.

Are you married?

No.

What's wrong with the boys these days!

Such a beautiful girl and she isn't married yet.

Biji, Naina has a boyfriend. His name is Dhruv.

Is he here with you?

No, he is caught up with work.

What's the use of such a boyfriend? That's just like Jai.

I suggest you keep your eyes open..

..you will find someone as sweet as Naina.

Okay then! I think you should rest now.

Let's freshen up, Arjun?

Let me show you to your room.

Bye, Biji. - Yes, son.

Love you, sexy. - Go and rest.

Fritters are ready.

Thanks. - There is some..

You haven't changed a bit!

That's true.

Thanks pal for waking me up!

It gives me joy to wake you up, to bring you tea in bed...

Obviously. - And probably even massage your feet.

Correct! - No problem, come on.

I'm starving.

Too late! Buffet is over, but there's lots of beer.

Of course, I can see that but it's also good to share.

What have you all decided for the pre wedding party?

It's simple, dude

Vodka, Bacardi, some wine, if you insist. That's all, bro.

Drinks apart other things are necessary for an entertainment value.

But thanks. - Very well!

From the outside you are Dr. Jekyll but you really are Mr. Hyde!

What? - What a pleasant surprise!

So, what do you have in mind, like Russians?

Russians at home? Jai, do something, please!

Ignore him! So what were you saying?

Well, we were thinking that ..

..the 'boys versus girls' competition is passรฉ.

I agree! But the boys' side is always the best.

- Right, Arjun? - Absolutely!

What rubbish! You don't stand a chance against us!

I see. - What say, Naina?

Absolutely! You can try us out anytime.

Probably another day.

And it's our favourite song.

No, no, Gayatri!

How filmy can you be! Come on!

I think it's rather sweet.

Exactly. - It's their wedding and their performance.

I think we should do it. Let's do it.

I think you should call for some more vodka.

This is turning into a "Hum Aapke Hain Kaun" sequel.

Hello guys.

That's jasmine! Do you smell jasmine?

It must be aunt Sheila.

Thank you.

Hi aunt Sheila.

Hello...

Welcome!

- How are you? - Great!

Nice to see you. Hello...

How nice of you to show up. You're a day late!

About time you got married. She's been waiting for years.

Anyway, you know how I love weddings. I just love it.

The questions fielded by the aunts and uncles...

it takes a while to prepare yourself.

Everyone present here knows you don't want to marry. So relax.

Where's uncle?

He needs even more time to prepare himself, you know!

Now come on, I have to show you something. - What?

- Let's go. - Okay.

Hello Soniaji, this is Sheila.

Hi. - Hi. Very close to the family.

She's like a younger sister to me.

Nice to meet you.

You teach Urdu, don't you? - Yes. Yes.

I have heard a lot about you. - Shall we go?

I'm really sorry.

I suppose you are inconvenienced by my arrival.

Sorry? Of course.

Everyone's excited since they are meeting after ages.

Govind. - Sheila.

Aren't you performing with the others at the "sangeet"?

Dancing is fun.

Well... nobody asked.

Really? That's shocking!

Alright, this stuff is very simple.

Everyone will take a chit from this bowl.

Boys will take yellow and girls red.

And what about green?

There is no green here. - Okay.

People with the same number..

.. will be partners at the "sangeet" ceremony.

Boys... girls... are you ready?

Yes, of course! - Cool.

Good luck. Now pick up the chit.

Ladies first.

Yeah, what is this?

Oh, no. - Oh, no.

These chits are scary.

I hoping for the right partner. - I agree.

Boys. - Come on. - What a masculine colour!

Great, Pinku has taken two!

Two.

Now open your chits and say the number out loud.

Nikki, we will start with you.

It's two...

Two. - Two. - Tow. I've got two!

I'm a... four.

-Oh... I'm a... - I'm four!

And that means you are three.

Correct! I am three.

Don't know what I was thinking.

I'm three.

Just imagine... partners!

Yeah. - Naina, that means you are three.

Yes. - You are three. - Yes. - Okay.

How surprising... just imagine.

Yes, partners. Let's begin the rehearsal.

No, that's for tomorrow. It's all planned.

It will be fun. - Okay. And now?

Now all of you can quickly freshen up for dinner. Don't be late!

Yes. - Alright. - Yes. - Bye, aunt.

Dad, come on! Let's go.

"Your kohl eyes look beautiful."

"An innocent boy got enticed."

"When you turned and looked behind."

"I fell in love with you."

"I fell in love with you."

Naina... Naina, wait up!

- Hey partner! - Hi Jai.

You are looking very nice.

I know!

Where's Govind?

Getting dressed I guess.

Nice guy.

Since when do you know Gayatri.

We went to boarding school together.

Best friends then.

And now?

We're still very close but as you know...

- she's a Delhi girl. - And soon to be a Chandigarh girl.

Right. And I live in Bombay.

So are you a Maharashtrian?

My dad was.

Sorry.

No, not about being Maharashtrian, of course. The "was" part.

It's okay.

Actually, you and me have that in common.

Really? Your father is also Maharashtrian?

No, dad was a Punjabi. Was being the common part

I am sorry.

It's okay.

Hey... Jai wait!

- Hi... - There you are!

Are we practicing today? The engagement isn't today?

- Let's go. - Yes, let's!

There are so many functions, it's difficult to keep track.

Oh wow! - Wow!

Wow! This is so beautiful.

I'm sure Arjun has nothing to do with this. He is colour blind.

We're going to have a great time. - Naina. Naina, come here.

Look. Okay, I'll see you later. Bye.

- Hi... - Hello..

This one?

Tonight is going to be a good night.

It's going to be a great night.

Which one do you think? - I think this one.

Hi. - Hold on.

Govind, she said hi.

Show me. - See this.

Usually people wave back.

I should say hi...

Yes, I should reply.

Yes. I will have to see when I find out. - Yes.

You like to..

Hello Sheila.

Hi.

How are you? - I'm fine.

How are you? - Good.

You're wearing a jasmine perfume? - Yes...

It's really nice. - Thank you.

Okay. - Okay...

Cool? Happy? - I'm sure auntie Sheila is.

It's Sheila!

Auntie Sheila.

It's Sheila!

Are you and Arjun brothers? - No.

Are you cousins? - No.

Are you a distant relative? - Of course not!

So then She is Arjun's aunt. Why should we call her auntie Sheila?

Have some respect for her feelings, dude.

Will you like it if everyone called you uncle?

Well no... not if I'm 40.

- She is 38. Thirty eight! - What 38?

Sheila is 38.

Wow! Big difference.

It is a big difference, Jai.

A lot can happen in two years.

Two years ago, I was married...

while you were fluttering around like a butterfly.

Two years later, I'm single...

Bro, according to your mom, you should be married!

Radhika misses you. Think about it.

Why are you getting personal? - Thanks, uncle!

Asshole.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have you attention please.

Woo-hoo!

Thank you, thank you...

Thanks dad... sorry, dads!

No, go ahead Arjun, this is your day.

I'd like to say something... to Gayatri.

It was during my 7th grade vacation..

..that I went to my grandmother's place and...

..that's when I saw Gayatri for the very first time.

She was in the home opposite ours and...

..along with her friends she was trying to steal ice cream.

I don't think she was successful and I know this sounds very filmy...

..but that day in her little pink frock, she stole my heart.

Wow!

And, today after 14 years of innumerable breakups and patch-ups...

I'm going to return the favour!

I am finally stealing Gayatri away from all of you. Forever.

Sorry everyone!

Congratulations!

"Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior."

"This ambiance of joy."

"Clarion is resonating in my heart."

"This ambiance of joy."

"Clarion is resonating in my heart."

"This beautiful beloved."

"It's the story of love."

"Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior."

"Celebrate the feeling."

"For a day and evening."

"Beautiful hearts are beating. Love is in the air."

"Celebrate the feeling."

"For a day and evening."

"Beautiful hearts are beating. Love is in the air."

"Celebrate the feeling."

"For a day and evening."

"Beautiful hearts are beating. Love is in the air."

"Somebody ask what the eyes spoke to each other."

"And what did they hear?"

"Say quietly."

"Both have chosen their life partner."

"This velvety moment."

"This soft fervor."

"These clouds of dream. Lord is the savior."

"This beautiful beloved."

"It's the story of love."

"Lord is the savior. Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior. Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior."

Thank you. Thank you.

Teach. Please.

One, two, three, four, five, six...

Three, four, five, six.

Seven, eight.

Well done! - And jump.

This is not a step. I can't do this.

Govind, why aren't you rehearsing?

You are dancing, who will watch us?

Are you sure about this? - Right!

Think about it.

I already did!

I think I hear the bell.

Bell?

Jai has this strange theory but it's amazing.

What's the worst that could happen?

Probably a slap or two!

Right! Life keeps slapping us...

We were slapped almost daily when in college. - You mean you!

You know this is very special, bro!

I can tell... she is special.

Do you know she is a professor in a college.

No! I think this is too sweet.

Naina, you are very sweet. - You're so sweet.

You are sweeter! - Shut up. - Gayatri, here are some more outfits.

You better decide what you want to wear. It's too much now.

Mom, I can't decide, I want you to do it, please.

I can't do it. - This is beautiful.

Arjun, don't keep your feet on the coffee-table.

Dad is calling you, come on!

Come on. - Arjun!

Where does Sheila teach?

At "Jamia Milia". But why?

What does she teach? - Urdu.

Urdu. - Sheila teaches Urdu.

Good. But in which language?

English!

Great... now you should learn Urdu.

Just a second... Govind and Urdu, why?

Correct!

Correct! - To hell with correct!

It's my wedding and you want to hog the limelight!

"We celebrate an auspicious occasion."

"Drums and clarions are playing."

"I have found my beloved."

"Lord, protect me."

Congratulations.

"My heart wants to dance. My heart wants to dance."

"I just want your company. O damsel, I just want your company."

"Come with me."

"And dance."

"My heart wants to dance. My heart wants to dance."

"When I see you."

"I don't know why my heart beats fast, beloved."

"I am fragrant, unnerved, afraid, beloved."

"What have you done?"

"This beauty and you. This fragrance today."

"This beauty and magic. Lord is the savior."

"This beautiful beloved."

"It's the story of love."

"Lord is the savior. Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior."

"Savior." - "Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior."

This stinks... it's pretty but...see?

No, no I trust you. - Me too, I think.

You can smell. - No, he can smell. Smell...

Smell... - Okay, just smell it.

It's horrible.

It's gross. - Sort of.. - One second.

Hello. - Hi, Naina.

One second. Hi Dhruv.

What? - Nothing.

We're having so much fun.

That's great love. When is the "sangeet"?

Tomorrow night. And you have no idea what we have planned.

I wish you were here. - Well... you know...

I know you can't make it because of work.

I understand, Dhruv.

Wow! Will you let me talk?

I'm in Delhi for a conference and I'll be in Chandigarh tomorrow.

I'll be there by noon, understand?

Text me the address and I'll see you soon.

Okay, smartie pants... good night!

That was Dhruv.

He is coming tomorrow in time for the performance. I'm shocked.

But in a good way.

Yeah, of course, I mean... I thought he would make it to the wedding.

I'm just surprised.

That's great, right? Now he can watch your world class performance!

Oh no, I'm suddenly very nervous.

I won't be able to sleep tonight.

Come on, Jai, let's practice. - Relax!

You will be able to sleep and perform too. Just chill.

Trust me! Right? - Trust him!

Why not? - Trust him, I mean.

- Breathe... - Okay, okay!

'You will be able to sleep... trust me!'

Idiot.

Now where's Gayatri...

Come.

Have a wash.

It's me, Jai.

Jai, what are you...

What are you doing here?

I'm taking a walk, why?

But why are you all covered up like a thief?

Because it's cold. Do you mind? What are you doing here?

I was thirsty.

You had water? No go back to sleep.

Go! Get lost! - No..

I'm not thirsty anymore. - Very good.

Very good, now go back to sleep! Go!

But Jai?

Can't you talk without screaming? Woman!

If you don't tell me what you are doing over here...

I will scream like a mad woman and bring down the house!

You better tell her!

Arjun... is that you?

Yes, it's me! - Where is Gayatri?

Where are we going? What's this for?

Naina, if you ask another question, you will be strapped to this.

You will be asleep and we'll get some peace.

Get it?

but...

You're idiots! I could hear you in here.

Why don't you take morning tea to Alok too!

Sorry, Biji. Let's go?

No, I like being held under house arrest. Let's go.

Gayatri, have you taken the thermos?

Yes, Biji. Let's go?

Of course!

But where to go?

"I fell in love."

"I fell in love."

Use these yellow and white flowers..

..to decorate the wall. - Good morning, uncle.

Naina, where are you off to? - I'm going to pick up Dhruv.

Good morning. - Hi.

So, all set? - Yup!

See you. Bye! - Bye!

Where were you? Forget her. We need to set the flowers.

Alok! Come on, not the flowers for me!

Come on! The women are finalising the jewellery and sarees.

We are left with the flowers. Come on. Quick.

Make it quick or Alok will kill me!

Yes. We will do it. - Yes. We have to decorate that wall too.

Yes, sir.

Madam, chair.

Thank you.

Hey partner...

Hey partner...

What's wrong? The train is delayed?

No, a total delay. Dhruv won't make it.

Something came up at work.

Ouch!

So are you waiting for the decorator to show up with the tent?

Come on... get up. Lend me a hand!

I'm totally confused... orange or white?

Yellow and white!

Yellow and white, sorry.

Come on... let's walk and talk.

So, do you also do this?

Make plans with your girlfriend and ditch her?

Actually, that's Radhika's nature.

Really?

Wow good! I'm glad, here's to women's power!

Don't you feel hurt?

Do you feel hurt?

Of course, I do.

For a little while, then I cheer myself up.

I think about all the good things.

No relationship is perfect.

I guess you are right.

Nothing is perfect, you get used to it.

I often think about the direction..

..our relationship is taking and then...

brain freeze!

So, it's best not to think.

Yeah... but you know Jai...

I've always believed that..

..our habits were once something we could choose.

We have to choose right.

Interesting!

But let's say, just imagine...

..the choice is right..

..but what if a slightly better option comes along?

Then?

Crazy!

Let's go and tell Govind. The loser is still asleep.

Still asleep? - Yes and it's one o'clock!

Let's throw water... - Yes, water!

First water. And now, beer.

Arjun... you're not nervous about getting married, are you?

Not really, why?

Because...

Let me have that.

Well if you have any doubts, you can check with Govind.

He's done this twice!

Yeah man!

Starting today you are my best man.

Just stay with me. - Yes. I will.

You guys are devils! You aren't invited for my next wedding.

No problem, dude.

We'll attend the one after that!

Same old joke. Three times a day! Like a routine!

Are you mad?

Just finish that.

What are you guys smoking? What is it?

Think of it as a gift of nature! - Nature, huh?

He's getting married, he needs it!

You guys are quite dangerous, you know.

You want me to tell Gayatri? - No, no way.

You've changed... everything is, 'you want me to tell Gayatri?'

It's not rocket science, just watch...

One, two, three...

Gayatri, I can't wear this!

What's wrong?

So what's the problem? You look hot!

Arjun! I can't wear this!

Come on, you look good.

You're mad! I look like Santa Claus.

What is their problem? All they have to do is dance.

What's wrong with Santa Claus? - It's all red!

What are you talking about? - It's looking very nice.

Very nice!

You remember the steps, right?

Yes, every step. I can't wait to dance.

I told you we were going to have a great time.

Just look at you... matching!

Wow, this is fun!

I think I need to pee!

Come on guys! It's show time!

"Sound and disco. San Francisco."

"Sound and disco. San Francisco."

"Sound and disco. San Francisco."

"Neither liquor nor alcohol nor barmaid."

"Neither liquor nor alcohol nor barmaid."

"Nor a glass of drink."

"Your arrival is what cheers up my heart."

"Your arrival."

"Your arrival."

"Your arrival."

"Your arrival."

"Neither flower nor bud nor bulbul's."

"Neither flower nor bud nor bulbul's."

"Chirping."

"Your arrival is what cheers up my heart."

"Your arrival."

"Your arrival."

"Your arrival."

"Your arrival."

"Love makes the world go round."

"Listen to the sound."

"The beat just goes on."

"Love has taken us beyond. Come, take a chance on me."

"Sound and disco. San Francisco."

"Sound and disco. San Francisco."

"Heaven in dreams."

"When I saw it."

"Heaven in my dreams."

"When I saw it."

"Flowers also didn't cheer me up."

"I started searching for you."

"Neither the spring of heaven nor fairies'."

"Neither the spring of heaven nor fairies'."

"Smile."

"Your arrival is what cheers up my heart."

"Your arrival."

"Your arrival."

That's it.

Where is Pinku?

I think he is on the stage.

Let's go.

Jai. - We are coming. Let's go. Let's go. - All the best.

"One day I also went to the jewelry market."

"One day I also went to the jewelry market."

"I remembered your eyes amidst diamond necklaces."

"Neither pearl nor diamonds nor jewelries."

"Neither pearl nor diamonds nor jewelries."

"Nor any treasure."

"Your arrival is what cheers up my heart."

"Your arrival."

"Your arrival."

"Your arrival."

"Your arrival."

"Your arrival."

"Your arrival."

"Your arrival."

"Your arrival."

"When you come to me, baby."

"When you come to me, baby."

Dhruv.

Wow, you look lovely. I made it!

My foot you made it! - Why?

You missed the performance.

No... I caught the last part.

You were so hot... so hot and I know you.

Let me introduce you to the others. - Okay.

Guys this is Dhruv.

Gayatri... - Hi.

Arjun, congratulations guys!

Thank you. - You must be so...excited?

Yes! - It's like..

Just a second.

Jai...

Hey... - Hi...

Too good, man. You were amazing up there.

All thanks to you.

Thanks to me?

Yes, if you were here, you would've been Naina's partner.

Oh that way, but let me tell you, I can't do this.

Thank God for you!

That's true. - Welcome.

Hope you enjoy yourself. - Thanks.

Let me take you to Biji.

Okay. - Take care, guys.

Bye. - See you.

It's time to...

Bar. The bar is there.

The bar is..

Naina.

Naina.

Life can be so unpredictable.

Biji was so full of life and...

I can't believe she is no more.

Darling, I think..

..anything Arjun's family decides will be okay.

But I think right now you should be strong..

..at least for Arjun.

Gayatri, you should eat something.

You should eat something.

I think you should.

I'll get something.

Hi Naina... - Hi.

You okay? - Yeah.

How is Gayatri?

I'll check on her.

Where is Dhruv? - He is taking a shower.

Naina

..can I see you tomorrow at six in the morning?

It's important.

Yeah... sure!

Bye.

You are late.

I know, sorry. I always have a problem waking up.

The five minute snooze ends up being more than ten minutes!

Sorry. - I know that feeling.

So why did you call me out here?

Naina, I need to tell you something.

What?

After Biji's death I realised something...

life is too short.

Everything is here and now... the chances, the moments.

And a delay won't change the facts.

Yes, but... - Now I hope he understands this.

What's up? Why did you call me here?

Arjun... don't postpone the wedding.

Have you lost it completely? At this moment?

Naina...I mean..

Listen to me, Arjun.

Do you think Biji would like it if you postponed the wedding?

Of course not, never!

Biji always told us that life is very short.

And that we should celebrate every day...

..every relationship, the love we share, our friends.

And this is your wedding!

She was so excited and happy..

..that you and Gayatri were getting married.

Here... now...

I know it's tough, brother but...

God knows I know.

Biji is with us.

She is here and she will always be!

Make sure she is happy.

You know this is the generosity and love of our elders...

..even as they leave us they expect us to be happy.

Do you remember in school I always failed in English spelling...

Biji would teach me... after learning it herself.

But she always got it wrong.

I got Gayatri to meet her before anyone else.

Without her how can I...

Exactly the way she would want you to.

Happy and smiling.

Go and talk to Gayatri.

"Why do we meet when we have to lose each other?"

"When heart has to wither, why does it blossom?"

"Why do we meet when we have to lose each other?"

"When heart has to wither, why does it blossom?"

I'm so glad you did that.

Anything for Biji, Naina. Her happiness is in this.

Why did you ask me to be here?

You know what it is to lose a loved one and still carry on.

And I felt that if you are with me, I wouldn't be all alone...

Well actually... - I know.

But I promise

whenever you need me...

..no matter what... if you need me...

I'll be there...

silent but strong.

Sure?

Sure!

"Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior."

"Lord is the savior."

Bye guys...

Bye. - See you.

See you. - Bye. See you.

Bye, Naina! - See you. - Bye.

Shall we go?

Glad you made it. For a moment I thought you're not coming.

Dhruv...

Take care, buddy. - You too.

Congratulations. - Thank you.

I'll get our bags. - Yeah.

- Bye Jai. - Bye Naina.

If you ever visit Bombay...

Sure.

Dude, what's wrong with you? Come on... cheers!

Cheers? For what?

Because we are free again!

Tell me, how was lunch? And your mom?

Lunch.

It's too close to the kitchen, do you have anything else?

This is too small, do you have anything else?

I think this is fine.

Thank you.

What would you like to have, aunty-ji? Some soup?

I'll have anything you call for. Your taste is the best.

Okay, no soup then.

One steam wantons without sauce and a vegetarian noodles.

I don't like onions, carrots and mushrooms, so only add capsicum.

Yes ma'am.

What's up with you? Why so silent?

China Garden is your favourite restaurant.

Yes, mom, it is my favourite but Radhika is talking right now.

Idiot! Have you thought about your wedding yet?

Come on, mom!

- Excuse me! - Yes?

Can I have one pepsi with lots of ice. - Sure, sir.

Not aerated drinks again!

Excuse me, can you make that an ice tea, please? Thank you.

- And excuse me... - Yes ma'am?

Please see to it that the food is very fresh..

..and piping hot. - Sure ma'am.

And really hot! If it's not hot, I won't accept it.

Excuse me, can you ask the chef to use less ajinomoto?

Lunch! It ruined everything.

Any more questions, Mr. Govind?

No... so which restaurant was this?

Govind... let's go back to Chandigarh.

I can't get the wedding out of my mind.

What are we doing here... I mean what are we doing?

Bro, that wedding is over.

But more weddings will happen I am sure.

But are you sure you can't get the wedding out of your mind...

or is it 'someone' on your mind?

Do you think so?

I think so!

You know who?

You think I am stupid?

I know who! You want to know?

No!

So Jai is the guy from Delhi.

Stop it, Ritu!

I should stop it?

Okay.

I think you have a crush... a little crush on him.

Dhruv still exists, you know. He hasn't vanished.

Of course, that will be too much to ask. - Rubbish. You naughty girl.

Stop imagining things, Ritu. The wedding is over.

I am back to my old routine and he is back to his fun routine.

What were you saying, Jai?

Just a second...coaster..

..carry on.

Radhika, this isn't working.

What's wrong now? You want to quit your job again!

No, this is not working.

You are frustrating me again. What is 'this'?

This means us.

I am sorry. I know it's coming like a surprise.

Why are we even together, Radhika?

Because we want to get married, Jai.

You want to get married or do you want to marry me?

I don't understand... what sort of question is that?

It may sound complicated but it really is very simple.

At Arjun's wedding..

..I realised that though we are together we really are far apart.

It's because our priorities are different.

Tell me..

..when was the last time..

..we really did something together from our heart.

I just want to be honest..

.. that's it.

What are you getting at, Jai?

You mean the two years that...

I have invested into this relationship are a waste?

Keeping track of your 21 family members'..

..21 birthdates and wishing them is a waste?

Tolerating your annoying habits is a waste?

Jai, to be honest, you are ruining my well laid out plan!

In the next two years I wanted to have my first child...

now how's that going to happen?

Radhika, relax... calm down.

Probably the plan itself is wrong.

I mean somewhere along the way the plans scored over love.

But who knows... right? Perhaps there's someone else for us...

Who will love us... for the real reasons.

The right reason.

Someone else? You met someone else?

I did!

But neither am I with her nor is she madly in love with me.

There's no such thing like that.

She has nothing to do with our situation.

I swear!

Have you told your mom?

She is sure to kill me!

I was hoping you could break the news to her.

Coaster!

I guess you are right.

I mean, I am the strong type but...

I thought something like this would shatter me.

But I'm not.

Isn't that strange?

We could remain friends... I mean, if it's alright with you.

I need some time, Jai. I'll call you.

Okay.

Jai..

.. if ever wish to pursue the girl you've met...

please do it after you've changed your habits.

It will create a good impression.

- Hello. - Hi, busy?

Just working for the exhibition.

Any plans for tonight?

Just me and Arundhati Roy... at the most some coffee.

That sounds exciting.

Don't rub it in!

I'll have you know, though I may not agree with her viewpoint but...

she is way more interesting than ..

..your financial spreadsheets and numbers...

with whom you spend every night.

Fine, let's change our plans.

Dinner.

Wow, sounds good.

- Tasting room 9pm. Don't be late. - Okay bye.

Weren't you afraid of her? That was quite a risk.

I sure was but I figured that it makes sense to accept the truth.

As for risk, crossing the road is also a risk. Isn't it?

Well that was it! - Great. - Thanks.

So Mr. Govind, now you and I are in the same category.

Single... and officially ready to mingle.

No, brother.

I don't belong to that category anymore.

You know Sheila?

Sheila? God damn it Govind!

We are back in Delhi... back to reality.

You took her number?

You basket, when?

What are you doing?

Come on bro, it's simple technology!

FB... friend request.

I think I'll ask her out for coffee today.

I think you should take your sad story elsewhere.

I'm committed, man!

Committed my ass!

Being committed to the idea of commitment..

.. doesn't mean you are committed.

Have you lost it completely? - Get lost.

Sheila? Facebook?

Loser. - Give me a break!

Oh shit! Naina!

Hey Jai, how are you? Please accept my friend request.

I want to tag you in the wedding pictures.

Bye! Smileys! Smileys!

Don't be silly! We were all there at the wedding.

She wants to share the pictures, that's it.

Even I was there at the wedding...

but nobody's sharing anything with me.

Well Sheila is sharing... her old age.

That was a good one. Let's see the pictures.

Hey check out pinku... and Gayatri!

Look at Arjun!

What now?

Now... back to work!

You like Naina, right?

Govind! Naina is with Dhruv and she lives in Bombay.

Where do we live?

Jai.

Sit, sit.

Jai, we need to renew these advertisement contracts.

Didn't you close the endorsements deal last time?

- Yes sir. - Good!

So get ready, this time you're going to Bombay.

- Here's the file. - Okay, sir.

Let's book your ticket.

- Hi... - Hello.

- Come... - Thank you.

So, I've ordered some wine. The one you like?

Well done.

So, a dinner plan... out of the blue?

Well, it has been a while..

..and there's something else.

What?

I'm leaving for Singapore tomorrow for ten days.

- Great! - What?

That means you will miss my exhibition.

Oh God! How could I forget!

I am so sorry... I feel so stupid!

I have a very good reason for it.

Go on!

The management thinks if I like the set-up over there...

I could be the Vice President for Emerging Markets.

Isn't that great?

That's great, Dhruv. I am so happy for you.

You always wanted this. - Thanks.

Don't worry about the exhibition, really!

Will you marry me?

- Your menu. Sir? - Thanks!

- Give us a few minutes? - Sure sir.

Hello.

Listen... I know that everything is happening very quickly.

But that's exactly how life throws up opportunities.

I'll be back in ten days and then you can decide...

the type of wedding, the location, the setting.

Toast?

Come on...

the future is about to unfold with unexpected surprises.

Trust me.

Good morning, sir. Have a pleasant flight.

Well, well... what could have made my super..

..independent daughter think of her mother?

Dhruv proposed to me.

He did? What did you reply?

Nothing.

What do you mean nothing?

He left no room for me to reply.

He was so sure I would say yes that...

..he didn't realise whether I had said yes or no.

What's the matter, dear? Aren't you happy?

I don't know, mom.

You know Dhruv and I have been good friends.

I'm an emotional fool while he is too practical.

I believed this would be a good combination for us.

You know, that he would bring a sense of balance to my life.

But now I don't know..

How did you know, mom... that dad was the one?

Or uncle Ashu after him?

A sign, Naina.

A little sign and you will know it.

You will feel him...

..you'll feel that thrill that just fills up your heart.

Mom, hold on a second.

- Hello? - If you ever visit Bombay...

- Jai! - Hi Naina.

Listen, I am going to call you back!

Yeah, sure.

Bye!

Mom...

Idiot!

Call as soon as you land...

..on the advice of a two-time divorcee!

Jai... you are... fantastic!

Naina, just do what you've always done in life.

Follow you heart, not your mind.

Trust yourself.

I know you will take the right decision.

Love you, sweetheart.

I love you too, mom. Bye!

Jai... what are you doing in Bombay?

Well... I thought I'd visit you.

Just kidding!

Work brought me here so I thought

you could show me around Bombay.

I'm so bored here at this guest house.

Your timing couldn't have been better!

Really? My dad always said my timing sucked.

How is that?

Well... my arrival into this world put an end to his honeymoon period!

Nothing has changed neither you nor your sad jokes!

Please... before they get any sadder..

- Coffee? - Yeah!

Thank you. - Welcome, ma'am.

So, now your exhibition is set...

anything else that's exciting?

Nothing actually. You know..

Gayatri's wedding was so high on energy...

You were there. - Yes.

that now everything seems lifeless.

I really get it.

I still sing those songs in the shower and...

my mom thinks it's a sign. Ridiculous!

Maybe it is! Is Radhika ready?

Not anymore.

We... we broke up.

But, why?

I've figured out a slightly more perfect option, Naina.

Being single!

And to be honest, Radhika and my future had..

..a question mark dangling over it.

But my mom hasn't given up hope.

- You know how they are. - I know.

I guess all mothers are like that.

How is Govind?

Govind... he got himself into an interesting situation.

Really? You mean, with Sheila?

So what? A slap?

Not exactly but..

Hello sir.

- Salesman? - No, sir.

Incense sticks?

Sir, I am Govind, Sheila's friend. I'm not a salesman.

- You are Sheila's friend? - Yes, sir.

- Well... in that case, come in. - Thank you, sir.

- Would you like some tea? - Yes.

Vinod, a cup of tea, please.

What?

Nothing, sir.

Sit down.

Can I clean my gun?

Oh... yes, please.

How did you and Sheila meet?

We met at Arjun and Gayatri's wedding.

Since then we've been friends.

- Rubbish! - Sorry?

Dirt in the barrel.

Oh!

Don't guns frighten you, sir?

Are you holding the gun?

- No, sir. - Then what's to fear?

Yeah.

No, sir. I mean there are often articles in newspapers...

'Man shoots himself with gun.'

Fear creeps in when the barrel is pointed at you.

In the army...

Vinod!

Inform Sheila that a certain Govind is here to see her.

What are you doing here?

Just like that, sir.

Why are you creeping up on me? - No, sir.

Are you alright?

Yes.

- Are you sure? - Yes, sir.

Then what are you doing here?

Sir... view.

- What, view? - The garden.

- What about the garden? - Butterfly.

- Butterfly? You like butterfly? - Yes, sir.

- Big one. - Yes.

- Small one. - Yes.

Red ones.

- All types sir. - All types of butterflies.

You like butterflies?

- I love butterflies... - you love butterflies... wow!

Hi. Hi...

- Hello! - Sheila.. - Hello.

Come on. - Its too late for coffee. - Of course, come.

Just a minute...

Is the coffee on a train or a bus that it will leave without you?

- No, sir. - You will miss it?

- Dad! - Just a minute.

Sheila does everything at her own time

We literally counted hours before she was born.

- She spent two years in the second grade. - Okay, dad.

She will get married when she thinks its time...

..it also takes a while to understand people.

- You get it? - Yes.

- Do you gamble? - Sometimes sir.

- Do you drink? - Sometimes.

- With guys? - Sometimes.

- With guys? - Oh no, no, sir!

I was married twice before.

- To whom? - To women.

- Are you sure? - Sir, you are welcome to check.

- Are you sure? - Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. I love everything about nature, sir.

I just want to have coffee with Sheila, sir.

Okay, dad, that's enough! Stop giving him a hard time?

Okay. That's it.

- I am giving him a hard time? - Yes!

He has been married twice and he loves butterflies!

- No. No. not like that. - I am not giving him hard time.

Do you understand? Yeah. Okay.

Let's go!

Nine o'clock back home.

- I'll make it, sir. - I mean Sheila.

- Bye. - Okay, that's it. Okay, dad.

Bye, see you later. Come on.

Hey... see you later.

Okay, right, sir.

Come. Come. Come. Come.

Come.

- What's wrong? - Nothing.

Your dad is quite an interesting man. Nice.

I was just looked at my watch, he said we should be back by nine.

He said a lot of other things.

- He said I do everything late. - Right.

We'll be back late, he'll understand.

- No, no... - Come on!.

- No. Really. I think we should..- Come on!.

Oh, God.

Oh God! Butterflies!

It's too much pressure. Poor guy.

So when did they get back?

On the dot at nine.

This time Sheila finally gave in.

It's amazing! Love makes people do amazing things.

Yup.

11 o'clock tomorrow?

11? Oh, yeah.

- A tour of Bombay? - Exactly!

Oh! Exciting.

Okay, I'll see you.

Text me when you get home.

Jai, this is Bombay. I'll be fine.

Corrected again!

- Pink butterfly! - Garden butterflies!

"We are awake as well as asleep. We are a bit lost."

"Lost in love. Love, love, what is love?"

"We are awake as well as asleep. We are a bit lost."

"Lost in love. Love, love, what is love?"

"The air is vibrant. Conversations are fragrant."

"The weather is so warm."

"Why do we fall in love?"

"If you know, tell me. I don't know."

"Why do we fall in love?"

"If you know, tell me. I don't know."

"I don't know."

"Is this love?"

"Love.. Love.. Love.."

"Can you feel it? Tell me. Love. Love."

Have you wondered why your previous two marriages ended in a divorce?

Okay.

Suchitra and I were classmates.

Back then we had a band..

- I was big John Travolta fan. - Really?

You know 'Saturday Night Fever.'

Oh, how did if he's your love.

Dad said the same thing when he...

..learnt that Suchitra was a Christian.

There was a lot of drama and we ran away from home.

Jai sneaked out with his dad's car and drove us.

We got married in the church as well as the temple.

I was 23 and madly in love.

Anyway...

Then?

then we turned 24..

..and started thinking like adults.

We didn't work out. And she left me.

After that I was quite low..

..and I was working for my dad.

My dad manufactured ball bearings.

You know...those small round things that are used in bicycles. - I know.

I guess throughout school and college...

I was ridiculed about balls.

I mean, my dad was the ball bearing guy.

- My second marriage was like a life insurance plan. - What?

Nandini, daughter of wealthy guy.

Sweet girl but very boring.

We were so incompatible that we hated spending time with each other.

We would invite friends over..

..so we could avoid spending time with each other.

That bad? - In six months we were over.

I decided that enough is enough.

Good for you. Good for you.

Exactly!

I left home again and started living in a rented place.

Now I'm earning 84,000 rupees a month.

Post tax. - I see.

But.. I mean..

..I'm responsible for all the mistakes and wrong decisions.

You know it feels amazing!

What have you decided now?

Well... since this train isn't going anywhere, let's go... walking.

Okay. Coffee.

- Coffee. - Come on.

- So let's take it slow. - Sure

"Emotions are infused in breaths."

"Dreams are weaving in eyes."

"The dusk seems new."

"The ambiance is in the heart's favor."

"The air is vibrant. Conversations are fragrant."

"The weather is so warm."

"Why do we fall in love?"

"If you know, tell me. I don't know."

"Why do we fall in love?"

"If you know, tell me. I don't know."

"I don't know."

"I don't know."

Naina, is absolutely right.

You are not like other girls.

Be a man! Stand up for yourself.

I mean be stern in life...

What's that word, Naina?

- Confront. - Confront!

Confront all of them who have..

..broken your heart into a million pieces.

Ritu, go on, be brave!

Sorry... don't you eat anything apart from ice cream?

Come on, go for it!

I can't.. - Okay.

Hey.

- You? - We! - We!

Yes, I..

listen Bheem.

Bheem?

I just want to say, what if I eat meat and eggs?

What if I have a couple of bottles of vodka?

- A couple of bottles.. - A couple of bottles?

Only sometimes, dude.

Sometimes.

At the end of the day I am a good person.

Bheem, what's going on here?

- And I know the Hanuman Chalisa too! - Very good. Very good.

Father, it happened three years ago, we were in college.

Yes, right but it's over today.

Finally I am dumping you, never to get back again. Get it!

Shut the door! Come on.

We'll help you.

Very good, Ritu!

Thank God. I am actually good.

Now to the next one.

You? Here?

Honey bunny, is it the ice cream?

Who are they?

Sorry... just carry on.

Yes, carry on.

He is not really..

I know!

And I thought there was something lacking in me.

It's alright. - Well... technically you were lacking...

Okay, girls, girls..

No over confidence.

No over confidence. One more to go.

Let's get the hell out of here right now.

I guess God heard my prayer.

He's not at home, let's go.

Ritu! - Yeah, I am getting it.

Ritu? Where have you been?

I called you so many times.

You neither take my calls nor reply to the text messages.

That's true.

Sorry. Ritu, why didn't you tell us?

You are doubting him unnecessarily.

Look at his innocent face.

He could never cheat you. - Cheat?

That's true, Ritu.

His eyes reveal his honesty.

He won't betray you.

Betray? What are you talking about?

I had seen your text. - Text?

Priya's. I'll see you soon. Hugs and kisses!

Kunal.

See that... I was right! You are Priya, right? - Yes.

Cheat and betray!

You don't get it, Priya is my..

Priya is my?

I don't want to hear another word!

Guys like you always take girls like us for a ride!

Was it wrong that I love you?

Are you done? I love you too!

Can I say something?

Priya is my cousin.

That's right. He's told me so much about you.

It's not good to doubt like that. Kunal, I'll leave now.

We'll also leave...

No, Naina, you and I will leave. Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

I am so happy for them, Jai.

So let's celebrate!

One second.

Timing.

Hello... yes, Riddhi.

What?

But... how...

I can't believe this.

Some tea?

No.

- What happened? - I lost the venue for my exhibition.

Some confusion about the dates and now...

I can't even reschedule my exhibition.

So change the venue!

Jai, this is Bombay and these venues aren't easy to come by.

Mumbai. Correct.

Listen, I've got an idea. Wait for my call.

I'll be right back, okay?

Jai, one second... hello? Mr. Fix-it?

Yes?

What do you mean, wait for your call?

Relax, I'm here, aren't I?

Jai..

..what's this?

Trust me, Naina. All we need is a little more.

"My heart is singing a song."

"When you are with me, my heart is tempting me."

"Look, you should be in your senses."

"Tell your heart to keep quiet."

"The air is vibrant. Conversations are fragrant."

"The weather is so warm."

"Why do we fall in love?"

"If you know, tell me. I don't know."

"Why do we fall in love?"

"If you know, tell me. I don't know."

You are right! All we need is a little more.

"I don't know."

"What is love?"

Thank you, Mr. Fix-it.

You are welcome.

By the way who calls pani-puri golgappas?

Sorry, it was a mistake. It's a Delhi thing.

Right. - Shall we eat? I'm starving.. it's three in the morning.

- Even I'm hungry. - Sorry.

I've put in the hard work too.

Right... I forgot!

We'd like two servings of gol... sorry, pani-puris.

Pani-puri!

Let's have pani-puri? Three servings of pani-puri!

Hey... there's a queue.

Relax dude!

Jai, don't mess with them, we'll go somewhere else. Come, on.

She is right. Next time let her mess around with us.

Forget it.

What did you say?

Just go away, okay!

Jai. Jai.

Jai... stop it!

Jai!! Jai!!

You will mess with me?

Jai, stop it. Stop it.

I give you a chance. - Jai. Jai.

Is this good? Is this also a Delhi thing?

Naina, they were talking shit.

Right, it was shit. Jai, you could've ignored them.

Sometimes I just don't understand what gets into you guys.

A small thing and you lose all control.

A small thing? It's not a small thing, Naina.

And people who treat this as a small thing...

should be slapped right and left!

Because they are responsible for encouraging such behaviour.

You think you'll change everyone, Jai?

Yes, Naina, I will.

Merely complaining about things doesn't help.

Then you should slap me too.

Oh God!

What happened?

Jai, look... how cute... probably alone.

What now?

Let's wait, probably someone will come.

Naina!

I don't think anyone is coming.

Are you thinking the same thing that I'm thinking?

I'm afraid I'm thinking..

..the same thing that you're thinking.

Then shall we go?

Let's go.

Look at that.

- Oh! - Oh my God!

What do we call him?

Starving Starvo!

How about Lucky?

That's a nice name. Lucky.

Lucky. - Lucky to be found.

Okay, Naina, I should get going.

Hold on, I'll be right back.

He fell asleep...

Yes.

Sit!

Naina, it's okay.

Not a word. Come on.

Better?

I'm sure it would be if it were on the right side.

Then why did you make that sound?

- Because it's cold. - Really?

Drama queen!

I feel better. I should leave.

I guess I'll call you.

I guess you will.

Jai, lunch?

I would love to but I have an important lunch meeting.

Really? I forgot you even have to work.

Something like that.

Anything interesting?

Well, it is nice to see you again, Jai.

And even nicer to renew the contract with D Decor.

Thank you, sir.

How are things?

Sir, D Decor is doing fantastic.

We are launching more products next year..

..so we're really excited.

Yeah. Should be excited, it's all about quality.

D Decor's quality and designs are the best.

So, thank you for getting me onboard.

Thank you.

How did you get hurt?

Some guys said something about a girl last night.

You fought for a girl? Is she your friend?

Yes.

A special friend?

I think so.

Does she know that you think she is special?

No, sir.

Why? You haven't told her?

It's complicated, sir.

Yeah. It's always complicated.

Jai, relationships are only as complicated..

..as you want them to be.

Remember this, in real life and in films..

..there's always a happy ending.

So, tell her what's in your heart.

Where is she?

Actually, she is right behind you.

She's like a little monkey.

Hello...

You better tell her or you'll repent it all your life.

And.. Take care buddy... good see you.

Ma'am... pleasure.

Thank you... so much! - It's okay. It's okay.

Thank you God for fulfilling my wish.

Ritu will die of envy!

Naina! I didn't know you were this filmy.

I mean it's cute but --

Listen, of course I am filmy.

By the way, 99 percent girls who meet SRK react in a similar way.

Right. - He's just so charming.

Don't wash the hand, by the way.

Of course, I'm not going to wash the hand.

Listen, haven't you watched DDLJ?

I have but it has been a while.

So what?

Nobody makes a love story like Shahrukh Khan.

- Right. - We're going to watch it right now.

No, Naina... - I can't watch DDLJ, I promise! Oh God!

What unexpected rain!

Seriously! I think my watch stopped.

What is this? You made a mess again?

- What is this? - Not really.

Really? Look at this!

- What? - Here take this towel.

Here.

Dry yourself before you pour out your anger!

Look at this... it says Bura [Bad] Kebabs, not Bara [Big].

You want jumping chicken?

No!

Take your pick... there's Chinese, Indian...

Nothing exciting.

Now what?

Do you know how to make the perfect Maggi noodles?

Heat water, add the noodles, let it boil for two minutes.

That's obvious my friend.

You also add cheese..

..chilli and my special ingredient.

Is that so?

Tell me Sheila... you are beautiful, intelligent, funny..

..and you know how to make the perfect Maggi noodles.

Yes.

I don't get it... you can get any guy you like.

So how is it that you still aren't... married...

The marriage question! I was waiting for it.

This I don't get...

I mean, as soon as a girl is born..

..you start thinking of getting her married.

It doesn't matter whether it's through an matchmaking website or..

..the nephew of a neighbour or through a distant relative.

Get her married off so..

..the parents feel they've fulfilled their task.

What's with everybody wanting me to get married?

There's a lot more to life than that.

You were married twice, what did you get?

True!

Thank God I didn't give in to the pressure.

My logic was simple.

When I'd meet someone who's outlook was off center like mine..

..I would, you know and you know what, I was right.

Well, I'm very happy to meet you.

Wait. The secret ingredient!

- Fried noodles? - That's right!

- In 'Maggi'? - Yes. Try it.

Oh my God!

You are so good, I think I want to marry it!

Hi Jai... - Hello Naina.

- Oh shit! - What?

Sorry, I'll call you back.

Okay.

- Hi Jai... - It's Gayatri, darling.

Who is this Jai you were expecting?

Gayatri? When did you get back?

Don't tell me you're set to make me an aunt in nine months!

Shut up! I'll become an aunt after you get married.

So is it Arjun's friend Jai?

Yes.

Oh my God, Arjun was right!

About what exactly?

Just that there was some connection between you and Jai.

It's not like that, Gayatri.

But you can make it like that, Naina.

Dhruv proposed to me, Gayatri.

You know Jai and me...

..maybe in another lifetime.

Anyway, you know... just a second.

It's your life, honey. Think about it.

You want me to talk to Arjun?

It's Dhruv.

- Hi. - Hi.

- I'll call you back. - Okay, bye.

What are you doing here?

- May I come in? - Of course, come in.

Seven days are more than enough to fall in love with Singapore.

Got done with my work and came back.

When I landed I remembered that...

I had forgotten my key back at home.

So I had to come. I would have called you. But..

What the hell? Why is this dog here?

It's not a dog, Dhruv, it's a puppy.

His name is Lucky.

A puppy is also a dog. Where did you get it?

On the street, she was alone.

And you brought it home.

Naina, I am sure he has 200 infections.

She!! - Alright, she!

You are over reacting, Dhruv.

I'm not over reacting, you know my allergies.

I have to take a shower.

Fine, you take a shower and I will go to the studio.

I'm taking Lucky along.

I'll see you in the evening and we'll talk.

Yes.

- Hi Naina... - Hi Jai.

Can I leave Lucky with you for a few hours?

- Sure. - Thank you.

Everything alright?

Yes, I'll call in the evening. - Okay?

- Okay. - Thanks. Bye. - Bye.

Lucky, what have you been upto?

Come on. Let's go.

Lucky, be my lucky mascot today.

So you will ring the bell.

Jai?

Dhruv?

This is Lucky, right? With you?

Well, Naina...

Naina gets everyone involved in her social service.

Anyway, come on in.

So, can I get you something to drink?

Coffee, beer, Bacardi?

No, thanks, Dhruv. Thanks a lot.

Hey babe, guess who is here!

Jai is here with Lucky.

Hi Jai. - Hi Naina.

Actually, sorry, I should've called.

That's not a problem.

Give me a second, I have to make this call. I'll be back.

She's a little frisky, but don't worry, I've fed her.

- Thank you. - She should be fine.

I guess, I should leave.

You just got here.

Yes, but I came to Bombay on business and now it's over.

I should prepare to return.

You know what, spend the evening with us.

Naina, I forgot to tell you earlier that

I've invited some of my friends over.

Now what? - Now we have to organise dinner and drinks.

Why don't you invite some of your friends?

Jai, you must stay, it will be fun.

Thanks, Dhruv, but I should leave.

No buts. Naina, he's your friend, tell him.

Please stay, Jai.

Come on, guys. Let's play.

Each team has two players.

One player has explain the word..

..written on the top of the card.

So that's simple.

No, not simple.

The five closest words used to explain..

..that word are at the bottom of the card.

And you have to get your partner guess that very word..

..without using those five words.

Ready?

- Yeah. - Wait. I'll explain.

Say the word on top is Ritu.

The five words below is will be...

..irritating, child, ice cream..

..silly and gorgeous.

So smart, Dhruv.

Let's get started. Now come on!

Naina, I think you should partner with Jai.

But Dhruv..

But he doesn't know anyone.

He only knows Lucky and he can't play.

And Ritu and I will referee, okay?

Okay. - Let's start.

Okay, come on..

Hi... I'm Jai. - Hi.

Okay guys, your time to starts now.

Okay, Riya... when we were in school..

..your teacher ask you to do this but you couldn't.

Maths?

Something else, come on... more.

Science!

Add them altogether, more... Come on.

Studies.

Okay, on to the next card.

You have this for your breakfast.

Cereal.

No, something else!

Eggs. - No, not eggs, something else, come on.

Should I say it?

Okay, Scotch.

Whiskey! - Move out of alcohol. Scotch.

I don't know. - Time is running out guys!

- I don't know. - Come on, Riya! - Next! Next!

Taxi?

Luggage?

Bags... where we first met.

- Bus stop... bus! - Right!

Okay this is very simple.

I said yellow and you said orange.

Decorations... wedding... flowers!

Right!

Okay, go down.

Boxes? - Jai, emergency!

- Hospital. - I'm here, aren't I?

- Art gallery! - Right! Okay.

Was...

Father.

Times up!

That's a strange clue but amazingly played.

Wow.

Well played guys, the others still can't believe it.

Naina, dessert?

Yes, I'll come. I will get the dessert.- Jai, join me for a smoke?

Yes. Come on.

You know, investment banking is very stressful and..

..to take the right decision at the right time can be very difficult.

Just like life.

And that's how I got this habit of social smoking.

I get it, Dhruv.

Sometimes even I do it, bad habit, bro. - Yeah.

What do you do?

I'm in marketing. - Family?

Just mom.

You aren't married, yet? I mean..

Well, even you aren't married.

Yeah, I guess didn't get the time. What's your excuse?

I guess, I didn't get the right girl.

Dhruv... they're leaving after dessert.

Is this right?

- What? - Dessert plan!

- Yeah. - We'll leave too and we'll drop you.

- Good idea. - Yeah.

Let's go.

Alright, Jai. It was a pleasure meeting you again.

Stay in touch.

Bye Dhruv, all the best.

"There is loneliness."

"I don't know why."

"Why this punishment?" - Bye.

- Bye, Jai. - "Who knows?"

"Paths are lonely."

"Arms are lonely."

"Eyes are lonely."

"Why do we meet when we have to lose each other?"

"When heart has to wither, why does it blossom?"

"Why do we meet when we have to lose each other?"

"When heart has to wither.."

So that was a fun party.

Thank God, you had the spare keys.

Thank God! Alright, Dhruv, see you.

Naina, hold on.

What have you decided?

About what?

Destination or local? Big or small?

The type of wedding, my love?

You always wanted to have a beach wedding, didn't you?

Yes. I knew it, you know me so well.

Before I forget...

Naina, surprise! We're going to Singapore for the weekend.

Dhruv, but...

Don't worry, it isn't the final move already.

You just have to come and finalise the house.

Don't you think this is happening to fast?

Why so scared? We'll be fine.

I'll see you.

Bye. - Bye.

"Why do we meet when we have to lose each other?"

"When heart has to wither, why does it blossom?"

Loser! About time you called!

Yeah... how are you?

I'm doing great. Absolutely fit!

I guess Sheila is the reason.

Coffee, Sheila and I... it's amazing, dude!

Caffecino, frappecino, latte, black coffee.

Tell me, are you in love with coffee or Sheila?

I mean, both!

I am so happy for the both of you, brother.

So how've you been?

I'm alright. Packing things to come back.

Coming back? How is Naina?

Naina... is fine. She is with Dhruv.

Anyway, I'm taking the night flight tomorrow. So, see you soon.

Jai, did you tell Naina how you felt about her?

Govind, I've got to take this other call. I'll call you back.

See you in Delhi soon.

"Look. Look."

"Things have changed completely."

"You were graceful."

"I was not."

"Heart was blossoming."

"Those eyes filled with love, and sweet talks."

"I don't know where it is lost."

"Why did my dear one go away?"

"Why did we separate?"

"Why do we meet when we have to lose each other?"

"When heart has to wither, why does it blossom?"

"Why do we meet when we have to lose each other?"

"When heart has to wither, why does it blossom?"

"Paths are lonely."

"Arms are lonely."

"Eyes are lonely."

"I don't know why there is loneliness."

"Why this punishment?"

"Who knows?"

This one is better, it has A/C.

Arjun! Govind!

So champ, game, set, match?

What are you doing here?

You're in a bloody problem and you can't even tell us?

What problem are you talking about?

Everything is fine.

Bloody liar!

Naina and Gayatri are like sisters.

And Gayatri shares everything with me.

You really thought we wouldn't know..

..what's going on between you and Naina?

There might be something between us but...

..there's something between Dhruv and Naina too!

Let's not complicate things.

In the same way that you and Radhika had something.

You had realised this a long time ago that...

you and Radhika aren't meant for each other.

That is why you weren't confused about Naina.

But Naina realised this only after she spent time with you.

She needs time.

But what else can I do?

What do you mean, what else can I do?

Tell Naina the truth!

If you don't tell Naina the truth..

..your life will be one big compromise.

And every girl you date will always be second best.

He's right, Jai.

You remember what Biji would say...

Have the courage to say what's in your heart.

And be willing to understand what's in another person's heart.

So, do this for Biji.

Just go for it, buddy!

You think she'll say yes?

Jai, Naina and Dhruv are going to Singapore today.

So you really don't have time to wonder and ask stupid questions.

We should get going.

Let's go. - We have to go!

Let's go. - Come on!

Okay, I think we should. - We better make a run for it, let's go!

Ritu, I hope you could be...

I am hopeless.

I've checked that the flight is on time.

Shall we go? I'll call the lift.

Naina, you're sure you want to do this?

Yeah... I can't do this to Dhruv.

"Why do we meet when we have to lose each other?"

"When heart has to wither, why does it blossom?"

"Why do we meet when we have to lose each other?"

"When heart has to wither, why does it blossom?"

"The paths are lonely."

- Jai. - Come on, they've left...hurry up!

Slow down, dude.

- It's Jai who has to talk to Naina, why are we running? - Listen.

"There is loneliness."

"I don't know why."

"Why this punishment?"

"Who knows?"

Dhruv!

Jai?

Do you mind if I speak with Naina?

Sure.

If ever in the future and no offence to Dhruv..

..you have the perfect option..

..and you also realise it...

..can we go for it without any fear?

Do you think we can hope..

..that no matter how confusing and irritating relationships..

..our story could turn out a little different.

Jai... - This is the right time to take a stand...

This is the right chance.

All I need is your answer.

That's it.

Jai is crazy.

He thinks even guys should be decked up with henna.

It's because of him that we ran out of henna and...

it's also because of him..

..that Gayatri's henna ceremony was so much fun.

I danced a lot today after ages.

There's still more...

I'm back after the wedding.. - I'm back after the wedding..

..and everything seems so different.

Life seems incomplete, as if I left something behind.

I even turned my bags upside down.

I guess the change isn't about things and places, it's about me.

Gayatri was right, and perhaps so was Ritu.

The change is Jai.

How I wish I had met Jai years ago!

I'd have all the courage and the liberty..

..to express my feelings to him.

But Dhruv...

..he is a part of my life..

..and I'll have to face him.

What will I tell him?

You silly girl!

The truth, first to yourself and then to me.

Naina, you and I were always friends.

It was much later that we decided to be with each other.

But it doesn't mean the decision was right.

I wanted to tell you, Dhruv...

..but... it all happened...

A little too quickly, right?

I get it... I get it.

Jai, I saw this diary the day I met you at Naina's place.

When I spoke with Ritu..

..she told me what I probably didn't want to hear.

And then that evening you spent with us, Jai.

Sorry, Naina, but I had to see it myself.

I've got used to looking out for you.

Jai, do you remember I'd said...

..to take the right decision at the right time can be very difficult.

Just like life.

Well, this decision isn't an easy one.

But it's very important for all three of us.

On that note, I have a flight to catch.

Naina, I didn't book a ticket for you, so don't worry about it.

I love you so much, Dhruv.

I love you as much, Naina.

Now, you guys take care of each other.

Yeah.

You are a great guy, man.

Take care of each other.

See you.

Naina... I...

Couldn't you have said this earlier?

- Naina, I... - Naina, I... what?

Tell me it's a Delhi thing! You didn't hear your bell?

Naina, I love you very, very, very much!

I swear!

I have never heard a louder bell!

I swear!

Hey baby... yes, it's done. Bye.

"Your wishes will be fulfilled." - I love you too!

I love you more.

You are right, brother. - "Know that dreams come true."

"I am thinking this is where I want to be."

I am interested in your diary. - Don't.

"Beloved, I am yours."

What else is written in this dairy?

No!

It's my diary.

"Understand what the gestures say."

"Listen."

"Everybody is calling to us from the heart."

"I am thinking this is where I want to be."

Life is complicated, people.

Try to keep it simple.

Settle down with a like-minded partner...

..and be happy... simple!

Jai make it quick... first time I'm meeting your mom.

Oooops not so simple

Coming.

"Beloved, your and my conversations make me go crazy."

"With you I think I'll be alright."

"Oh, yeah. Sometimes one wrong can make a right."

"Beloved, at times the season becomes an excuse."

"Never going to let you out of my sight."

"Oh, baby. You make my morning, days and night."

"Your kohl eyes look beautiful."

"An innocent boy got enticed."

"When you turned and looked behind."

"I fell in love with you."

"Look, the paths are calling out to us."

"We are walking without thinking."

"I am thinking this is where I want to be."

"Beloved, I am yours."

"Beloved, your and my conversations."

"Make me go crazy."

"With you I think I'll be alright."

"Oh, yeah. Sometimes one wrong can make a right."

"Beloved, at times the season becomes an excuse."

"Never going to let you out of my sight."

"Oh, baby. You make my morning, days and night."

"Beloved, your and my conversations make me go crazy."

"With you I think I'll be alright."

"Oh, yeah. Sometimes one wrong can make a right."

"Beloved, at times the season becomes an excuse."

"Never going to let you out of my sight."

"Oh, baby. You make my morning, days and night."

"Your kohl eyes look beautiful."

"An innocent boy got enticed."

"When you turned and looked behind."

"I fell in love with you."

"Your kohl eyes look beautiful."

"An innocent boy got enticed."

"When you turned and looked behind."

"I fell in love with you."

"I fell in love with you."

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

- Cut. - Oh, no..

- My God. Sorry. - Cut.

Cut. - You say that one more time, I'll hit you.

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