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[ BALL THUDS ]
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COME ON, DAD. THIS IS
SUPPOSED TO BE A CARDIO WORKOUT.
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LOOK AT ME --
I'M DRENCHED IN SWEAT.
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YEAH, AND I'M STILL
KICKING YOUR ASS.
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WELL, YOU MIGHT BE WINNING
AT THE GAME OF TENNIS,
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BUT I'M WINNING
AT THE GAME OF HEALTH.
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COME ON.
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I'M COMFORTABLE
WHERE I AM.
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WOULD YOU JUST
DO IT FOR ME.
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I TRIED LOW-FAT POTATO CHIPS
FOR YOU.
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YOUR CREDIBILITY
IS SHOT.
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ALL RIGHT, FINE. HOW'S THIS
FOR CREDIBILITY, THEN?
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WHOA.
[ LAUGHS ]
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WHAT ARE
YOU LAUGHING AT?
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WHAT AM
I LAUGHING AT?
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YOU FELL OVER THE COUCH
AND HURT YOURSELF.
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WHICH IS FUNNY BECAUSE...
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'CAUSE YOU FELL OVER THE COUCH
AND HURT YOURSELF.
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ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT.
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YOU'RE GOING DOWN,
OLD MAN.
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BRING IT, SERENA.
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AAH! AAH!
DAD?!
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DAD, WHAT'S WRONG?!
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ACE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
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GAME, SET, MATCH.
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NICE PLAYING WITH YOU.
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Jack: I'M A SMALL-TOWN GUY
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WHO TOOK OVER
HIS DAD'S FIX-IT BUSINESS
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AFTER HE DECIDED TO RETIRE.
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MY AUNT TAKES CARE OF HIM,
WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT.
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HER SON IS WEIRD.
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NOW I'M THE BOSS.
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DAD'S ASSISTANT WORKS FOR ME,
SORT OF.
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HIS SISTER LIKES ME, I THINK.
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BEING IN CHARGE IS TOUGH,
BUT NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE.
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[ CRASH ]
I'LL FIX THAT!
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[ PIANO PLAYING ]
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AND THAT CONCLUDES
MY PREPARED REPERTOIRE.
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I WILL NOW
BE TAKING REQUESTS.
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DO YOU KNOW
"GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE"
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IN THE KEY OF "NOW"?
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IF YOU GOT $5
FOR THE TIP JAR.
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JUST BRING ME A FILTER.
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SOME PEOPLE GOT
NO APPRECIATION FOR THE ARTS.
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[ SPRAY HISSING ]
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WHAT THE HELL?
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[ CLANG ]
OW.
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IS THAT POISON?
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I'M NOT GONNA
SMELL YOUR FINGERS, JACK.
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YOU WOULDN'T SMELL MINE.
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THOSE GUYS JUST
SPRAYED ME WITH PESTICIDE.
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RELAX,
IT'S MOSTLY LEMON OIL...
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AND CYANIDE.
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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
AND THEY'RE WALKING AWAY
LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.
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UH, HEY!
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EXCUSE ME.
HEY, HEY! HEY!
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JUST SAYING "HEY."
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HEY.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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SAVING YOUR LIFE.
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YOU DO NOT
MESS WITH BUG GUYS.
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I'M NOT
MESSING WITH BUG GUYS.
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I JUST WANT
A SIMPLE APOLOGY.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THEY'RE NOT LIKE US.
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WHEN YOU SPEND
DAY AFTER DAY BREATHING POISON
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AND SNUFFING OUT
MILLIONS OF TINY LITTLE LIVES,
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IT CHANGES YOU, MAN.
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OKAY.
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YOU STAY HERE WHERE IT'S SAFE,
LITTLE TIMMY.
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THE GROWNUPS
ARE GONNA TALK.
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J-JACK. JACK?
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HEY, GUYS.
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HI, UM, I'M JACK.
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UH, YOU PROBABLY
DON'T REALIZE THIS,
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BUT YOU JUST SPRAYED
THE BACK OF MY HEAD WITH POISON.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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POISON.
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I KNOW HOW IT IS
WHEN YOU'RE WORKING.
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YOU'RE ON AUTOPILOT,
YOU'RE IN THE ZONE,
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YOU DON'T REALLY
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
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I ONCE ACCIDENTALLY
STAPLED A PIGEON TO A ROOF.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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THE THING IS, THOUGH,
AFTER I DID THAT,
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I DID
APOLOGIZE TO THE PIGEON.
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'CAUSE WHEN YOU
WRONG SOMEONE...
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YOU APOLOGIZE.
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RIGHT?
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GREAT. SUPER. AND THANKS FOR
NOT MAKING THIS WEIRD.
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I REALLY --
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ALL RIGHT, I'LL LET YOU
GET BACK TO YOUR KILLING.
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[ SPRAY HISSING ]
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THIS IS YOUR YEAR.
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YOU ARE SO TAKING FIRST PLACE
IN THE ART SHOW.
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THEY MIGHT AS WELL
ENGRAVE THAT CUP RIGHT NOW.
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ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT A CUP.
IT'S A FREE CAR WASH.
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LISTEN,
ART ISN'T ABOUT WINNING.
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IT'S MY WAY OF
EXPRESSING MYSELF,
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YOU KNOW,
FREE OF JUDGMENT,
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EXCEPT FOR THE JUDGES,
OF COURSE.
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HELLO, KENNY.
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[ British accent ]
LOOK WHO IT IS --
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TERRY "SECOND PLACE"
McCORMICK.
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HER MIDDLE NAME
IS GLADYS!
OKAY.
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OF COURSE IT IS.
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COME TO BUY SUPPLIES
SO YOU CAN
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LOSE TO ME AGAIN
AT THE ART SHOW?
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HOW'S YOUR JOB
AT THE TIRE STORE?
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OH, I DON'T BLAME YOU
FOR BEING UPSET.
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SIX YEARS IN A ROW.
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IT'S ALMOST LIKE
LOSING TO ME IS YOUR ART.
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HMM. STOP TALKING
IN YOUR FAKE BRITISH ACCENT.
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FIRST OF ALL,
IT IS NEW ENGLAND REGIONAL.
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AND, SECOND,
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WELL [CHUCKLES]
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT SECOND.
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THAT'S YOUR DEPARTMENT.
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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
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ARRIVEDERC-- AAH, OH!
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DON'T WORRY, MOM.
YOU CAN TAKE HIM.
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HE'S NOT
AS TOUGH AS HE LOOKS.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
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WALKED AWAY FROM THOSE BUG GUYS
AND LIVED.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT.
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YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW
HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE.
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JACK?
YEAH?
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DID YOU ORDER YOUR
MEATBALL SANDWICH WITH A TAIL?
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOU--
RAT SANDWICH! RAT SANDWICH!
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UGH.
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BUG GUYS, JACK.
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YOU KNOW, I THINK
OUR RELATIONSHIP IS IMPROVING.
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A MONTH AGO,
I'D HAVE LET YOU EAT THAT.
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MOM, HAVE YOU BEEN
WORKING ALL NIGHT?
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NO, I'VE BEEN
CREATING ALL NIGHT.
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AWESOME.
IT'S A GHOST!
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I LOVE IT!
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IT RULES.
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YEAH?
YOU REALLY LIKE IT?
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THIS IS GONNA
KICK KENNY'S ASS.
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WHICH IS WHY I WILL CALL IT
"KICKING KENNY'S ASS"!
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OH.
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BUG GUYS?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
MESSING WITH BUG GUYS, JACK?
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NO, I WASN'T.
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I WAS JUST STANDING THERE,
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AND THEY
SPRAYED ME WITH POISON.
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AH, IT WON'T KILL YOU.
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MIGHT BE
SHOOTING BLANKS FOR A WHILE.
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HOW CAN YOU BE
OKAY WITH THIS?
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LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY
ABOUT BUG GUYS, JACK.
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WHEN I STARTED OUT
IN THE BUSINESS,
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I APPRENTICED WITH
BILL "GIANT HANDS" CRANSTON.
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GUY HAD GIANT HANDS.
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YEAH, I GOT THAT.
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GIANT HANDS COMES BACK
FROM AN INSULATION JOB ONE DAY
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WHITE AS A GHOST,
HIS GIANT HANDS TREMBLING.
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I ASKED HIM
WHAT HAPPENED.
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ALL HE SAID WAS,
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"NEVER...MESS...
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WITH BUG GUYS."
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THAT WAS GOOD ENOUGH
FOR ME, JACK,
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AND IT SHOULD BE
GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.
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WELL, IT'S NOT.
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THEY NEED TO BE
TAUGHT A LESSON.
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OH, BOY, HERE WE GO --
MR. CRUSADER.
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THESE GUYS ARE
NOTHING BUT BULLIES,
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AND I NEVER
BACK DOWN FROM BULLIES.
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REMEMBER JUNIOR HIGH?
RAN FOR CLASS PRESIDENT
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ON AN
ANTI-BULLYING PLATFORM.
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YEAH, YOU GOT YOUR BUTT KICKED
ALL WEEK.
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YEAH, WELL, THE BULLY LOBBY
IS PRETTY POWERFUL.
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THEY VOTE
WITH THEIR FISTS.
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BUG GUYS
ARE NOT JUST BULLIES, JACK.
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THEY'RE LIKE
FORCES OF NATURE.
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WHEN A TORNADO
SHOVES YOU INTO YOUR LOCKER,
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IT DOESN'T GET DETENTION.
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YOU DIE.
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OH, ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
I CAN'T COUNT ON YOU,
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AND YOUR METAPHOR
REALLY NEEDS SOME WORK.
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[ SIGHS ]
BUG HUNTERS.
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JACK SHEA --
MR. JIFFY FIX HERE.
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NO RELATION
TO TONY SHEA!
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I WANT YOU TO
LISTEN TO ME,
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AND I WANT TO
LISTEN TO ME REAL GOOD.
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I GOT A BIG PROBLEM WITH
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A COUPLE OF
YOUR SO-CALLED TECHNICIANS.
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YES, I WILL HOLD.
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YOU CALLED
THE BUG GUYS' SUPERVISOR?
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YES, I DID.
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AND HE SAID, AND I QUOTE,
"I'LL LOOK INTO IT."
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S UP?
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THANKS FOR STANDING UP
TO THOSE BUG BASTARDS.
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NOW, I WISH
I HAD YOUR COURAGE.
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HEY, YOU KNOW,
WE DO WHAT WE DO, SO...
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I'D FOLLOW YOU TO
THE END OF THE EARTH, JACK.
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OH, GEEZ.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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All: [ Chanting ]
JACK! JACK! JACK! JACK! JACK!
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JACK! JACK! JACK! JACK!
JACK! JACK! JACK! JACK!
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JACK! JACK! JACK! JACK!
JACK! JACK! JACK! JACK!
GUYS, GUYS.
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GUYS. I DON'T
CONSIDER MYSELF A HERO.
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BUT YOU DO,
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AND I DON'T WANT TO
TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU.
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SO, AS YOU WERE.
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[ CLATTER ]
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OHH!
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WHAT?
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[ SIGHS ]
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WHAT -- GLUE TRAPS?
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[ SIGHS ]
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HEY, GUYS!
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UH, ANYBODY?
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UM, IT'S JACK.
REMEMBER JACK?
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FROM "JACK! JACK! JACK!"
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GUYS?
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HEY, GUYS. HEY,
HOW'S THAT ART PROJECT GOING?
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AWESOME.
OH.
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YOU KNOW, THE WORD "EPIC"
IS THROWN AROUND A LOT,
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AND WHO AM I TO JUDGE
THE MERITS OF MY OWN WORK?
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UM, DO YOU HAVE
PEDESTALS?
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STITCH, IMAGINE THE GREATEST
THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
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NOW IMAGINE
SOMETHING EVEN BETTER.
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OH.
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OH, YOU MEAN,
LIKE KENNY'S THING?
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AH, PLEASE.
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[ Chuckling ] I DON'T CARE
ABOUT KENNY'S THING?
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WHAT IS KENNY'S THING?
HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
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NO ONE HAS.
ALL I KNOW IS THAT
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HE HAS SPENT
A BUTTLOAD OF MONEY UP IN HERE.
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WHAT, LIKE
BEYONCé BUTT OR...
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I'VE SAID TOO MUCH.
NO, NO.
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I HAVE.
NO.
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SOUNDS TO ME LIKE
YOU NEED SOME COVERT OPS.
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WHAT?
234
00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:07,647
ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT
235
00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:08,948
IF YOU NEED
SOMEONE TO SPY ON KENNY,
236
00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:12,819
I'VE GOT THE TIME
AND THE CAT SUIT.
237
00:09:12,823 --> 00:09:14,993
LET'S TALK, SON.
YEAH.
238
00:09:14,985 --> 00:09:16,325
[ DRILL WHIRRING ]
239
00:09:16,326 --> 00:09:19,926
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
240
00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:24,642
HELLO, TERRY'S SON.
241
00:09:24,635 --> 00:09:25,895
WHAT?! HOW DID YOU KNOW
I WAS HERE?!
242
00:09:25,896 --> 00:09:28,066
I WAS TOTALLY NINJA!
243
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,238
I HAVE A SIXTH SENSE...
244
00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:32,100
AND AN OLD BABY MONITOR.
245
00:09:32,102 --> 00:09:36,712
I ASSUME YOU'VE COME
TO SPY ON MY CREATION.
246
00:09:36,707 --> 00:09:39,247
MAYBE. YEAH.
247
00:09:39,249 --> 00:09:41,079
I HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR
248
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:44,691
FROM YOUR
SUPREMELY UNTALENTED MOTHER.
249
00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,855
MY MOTHER IS 10 TIMES
MORE TALENTED THAN YOU ARE!
250
00:09:46,857 --> 00:09:48,957
OH, REALLY?
YEAH.
251
00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,790
[ TWINKLE! ]
252
00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:57,025
I'VE SEEN
THE FACE OF GOD.
253
00:09:57,027 --> 00:09:59,027
YES.
254
00:09:59,029 --> 00:10:00,969
YOU HAVE.
255
00:10:00,971 --> 00:10:02,631
AAH!
256
00:10:02,633 --> 00:10:03,933
YOU HAPPY NOW?
257
00:10:03,934 --> 00:10:05,614
I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO.
[ SIGHS ]
258
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,305
THE WORKERS OF THIS TOWN
ARE TERRIFIED.
259
00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,137
THEY ARE SCREAMING OUT
FOR A LEADER --
260
00:10:09,139 --> 00:10:10,679
SOMEONE
WHO WILL DO WHAT'S RIGHT.
261
00:10:10,681 --> 00:10:12,681
YEAH. OH, I FORGOT,
YOU'RE DOING "WHAT'S RIGHT."
262
00:10:12,683 --> 00:10:13,943
THAT MAKES
ALL THE DIFFERENCE.
263
00:10:13,944 --> 00:10:15,094
IT DO-O-ES!
264
00:10:15,085 --> 00:10:16,145
YEAH?
265
00:10:16,146 --> 00:10:18,146
GANDHI, ABRAHAM LINCOLN,
CONAN O'BRIEN --
266
00:10:18,148 --> 00:10:19,988
THEY ALL DID WHAT'S RIGHT.
HOW DID THAT WORK OUT FOR THEM?
267
00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:22,850
I KIND OF LIKE CONAN'S SHOW,
ACTUALLY.
IT'S CRAP!
268
00:10:22,853 --> 00:10:24,153
ANYWAY, LOOK,
WE TRIED IT YOUR WAY.
269
00:10:24,154 --> 00:10:26,034
YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
WHATEVER.
270
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,026
NOW WE'RE TRYING IT
MY WAY.
271
00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:29,027
MUFFINS?
272
00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:31,329
TRUST ME, JACK,
NOTHING SAYS "I'M SORRY"
273
00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,701
LIKE HOMEMADE
PUMPKIN-CREAM-CHEESE MUFFINS.
274
00:10:33,704 --> 00:10:34,714
"SORRY"?
275
00:10:34,705 --> 00:10:36,165
WHAT AM I
APOLOGIZING TO THEM FOR --
276
00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:38,036
BEING POISONED
OR THE RAT-TRAP BRAZILIAN?
277
00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,068
LOOK, SO FAR,
WE'VE BEEN LUCKY.
278
00:10:39,069 --> 00:10:40,669
THEY'VE ONLY
COME AFTER YOU.
279
00:10:40,671 --> 00:10:42,811
IF THIS KEEPS UP, IT COULD
START TO AFFECT THE BUSINESS.
280
00:10:42,813 --> 00:10:45,153
NOW, BE A MAN
AND LIGHTLY BUTTER EACH CUP.
281
00:10:49,980 --> 00:10:51,980
HEY. DID YOU
FIND YOUR PEDESTAL?
282
00:10:51,982 --> 00:10:53,852
NO, MASON DID.
HE PUT KENNY ON IT.
283
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:54,964
NO, I DIDN'T!
284
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:57,355
NO?
'CAUSE YOU SAID,
285
00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,027
TO PRESERVE
THE BEAUTY YOU BEHELD,
286
00:10:59,029 --> 00:11:01,059
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA
WASH YOUR EYEBALLS AGAIN.
287
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,331
MOM, THAT'S A PRETTY COMMON
FIGURE OF SPEECH.
288
00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:04,363
IS IT? YEAH.
289
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,904
WELL, I HAVE TO
START ALL OVER AGAIN.
290
00:11:06,897 --> 00:11:08,967
WHERE DO I
FIND INSPIRATION, STITCH?
291
00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:11,899
AISLE 4.
292
00:11:11,902 --> 00:11:12,942
LOOK, IF THERE IS
ANYTHING I HAVE LEARNED
293
00:11:12,943 --> 00:11:15,053
FROM WORKING IN A HARDWARE
STORE, IT IS THIS --
294
00:11:15,045 --> 00:11:16,275
YOU CAN'T FORCE
INSPIRATION.
295
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,876
YES.
YOU KNOW,
IT COMES WHEN IT COMES.
296
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,009
LIKE, THE PLUNGERS --
297
00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:22,050
THEY USED TO JUST
BE LINED UP ON A SHELF.
298
00:11:22,052 --> 00:11:24,012
AND THEN, ONE DAY,
IT HIT ME.
299
00:11:24,014 --> 00:11:25,364
HELLO!
300
00:11:25,355 --> 00:11:28,015
PLUNGER TREE.
301
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,420
[ LAUGHS ]
302
00:11:31,421 --> 00:11:32,961
[ Sighing ] YEAH.
303
00:11:32,963 --> 00:11:35,273
I AM WASTING MY LIFE.
304
00:11:35,265 --> 00:11:38,765
Mason: ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GET INSPIRED.
305
00:11:38,769 --> 00:11:41,929
♪ INSPIRING MOM,
INSPIRING MOM ♪
306
00:11:41,932 --> 00:11:45,082
♪ INSPIRING MOM,
INSPIRING MOM ♪
307
00:11:45,075 --> 00:11:46,035
TAKING IT TO THE BRIDGE!
308
00:11:46,036 --> 00:11:49,036
♪ INSPIRING MOM,
INSPIRING MOM ♪
309
00:11:49,039 --> 00:11:51,279
♪ INSPIRING MOM,
INSPIRING MOM ♪
310
00:11:51,281 --> 00:11:53,111
♪ INSPIRING MOM ♪
311
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,823
YEAH,
GO FOR THE PAINT!
312
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,815
♪ INSPIRING MOM ♪
[ CLICK, FEEDBACK ]
313
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,989
LOOK, GUYS.
314
00:12:00,991 --> 00:12:03,821
OBVIOUSLY,
MISTAKES WERE MADE...
315
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,134
SAY IT.
316
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,955
...AND THINGS GOT
A LITTLE BIT OUT OF CONTROL...
317
00:12:06,957 --> 00:12:08,297
SAY IT.
...AND I'M SORRY.
318
00:12:08,298 --> 00:12:09,828
HERE ARE
SOME HOMEMADE MUFFINS.
319
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,301
AND COFFEE.
320
00:12:13,303 --> 00:12:15,113
KONA, WHICH I THINK
IS HAWAIIAN.
321
00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:19,237
I'LL JUST PUT IT THERE.
322
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,939
ENJOY.
323
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,026
ALL RIGHT.
324
00:12:38,028 --> 00:12:40,058
KIDS. [ CHUCKLES ]
325
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,890
THEY'RE LIKE
THE PESTS YOU CAN'T CONTROL.
326
00:12:41,892 --> 00:12:43,532
[ CHUCKLES ]
327
00:12:46,296 --> 00:12:48,296
JUST TO BE CLEAR,
THOUGH,
328
00:12:48,298 --> 00:12:49,968
I WAS NOT THE ONE
THAT WAS OUT OF CONTROL.
329
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,470
JACK --
NO, NO, NO, WE'RE GOOD.
330
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:52,841
THEY GOT THE MUFFINS,
AND EVERYTHING -- NO, IT'S GOOD.
331
00:12:52,843 --> 00:12:54,143
UH, JUST SAYING.
332
00:12:54,144 --> 00:12:57,014
IN A JUST WORLD,
THE APOLOGY MUFFINS
333
00:12:57,007 --> 00:12:58,777
WOULD BE FLOWING
IN THE OTHER DIRECTION.
334
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,892
[ ECHOING THUD ]
335
00:13:06,216 --> 00:13:09,516
[ SPRAY HISSING ]
336
00:13:09,519 --> 00:13:11,519
HEY,
LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
337
00:13:11,521 --> 00:13:14,021
DON'T EAT THOSE.
TWO OF THEM ARE POISONED.
338
00:13:14,024 --> 00:13:15,434
I LIKE MY ODDS.
339
00:13:15,425 --> 00:13:17,795
JUST COULDN'T
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, COULD YOU?
340
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,927
I DON'T EVEN
WANT TO THINK ABOUT
341
00:13:18,929 --> 00:13:20,099
WHAT THEY'RE GONNA
DO TO US NOW.
342
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,800
OH, WHATEVER THEY THROW AT ME,
I CAN TAKE.
343
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,113
[ POSSUM SHRIEKING ]
NO! AAH!
344
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,935
NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE,
NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE!
345
00:13:26,937 --> 00:13:29,407
OOH! AAH!
[ GASPING ]
346
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,909
[ SHRIEKING CONTINUES ]
347
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,817
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
348
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,149
POSSUMS. SO MANY POSSUMS.
349
00:13:42,152 --> 00:13:43,852
IT WAS JUST HORRIBLE --
350
00:13:43,854 --> 00:13:46,434
THEIR LITTLE CLAWS,
AND ONE PUT HIS PAW IN MY MOUTH.
351
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,526
CHECK IT OUT.
352
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:50,197
THE PREGNANT ONE
GOES CRAZY WHEN I DO THIS.
353
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,530
I BET I COULD
GET HER TO HONK THE HORN.
354
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,362
GOT TO GET THOSE THINGS
OUT OF THERE
355
00:13:54,364 --> 00:13:56,544
BEFORE THEY
START EATING THE SEATS.
356
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:59,306
SO, YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT ME
AT ALL, JUST -- JUST THE VAN?
357
00:13:59,309 --> 00:14:01,839
WELL, THE VAN DIDN'T
BRING IT ON ITSELF, JACK.
358
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,411
THE VAN'S BEEN WITH ME
FOR 12 YEARS,
359
00:14:03,413 --> 00:14:04,513
AND IT DOES WHAT I SAY.
360
00:14:04,514 --> 00:14:06,254
WHEN I TURN THE WHEEL LEFT,
IT GOES LEFT.
361
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,116
WHEN I PUT ON THE BRAKES,
IT STOPS!
362
00:14:09,119 --> 00:14:11,119
SORRY I'M NOT A VAN, DAD.
363
00:14:11,121 --> 00:14:12,181
SO AM I.
364
00:14:12,182 --> 00:14:13,352
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK,
THOUGH?
365
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,033
I THINK YOU ACTUALLY LIKE
SEEING ME GET HURT.
366
00:14:15,025 --> 00:14:16,325
WELL, THAT'S RIDIC--
367
00:14:16,326 --> 00:14:18,286
WELL, YEAH, SOMETIMES --
WHEN IT'S FUNNY.
368
00:14:18,288 --> 00:14:20,458
OKAY, YOU KNOW, IT'S ONE THING
WHEN THE WORKERS ABANDON ME,
369
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,960
BUT YOU ARE MY FATHER.
370
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,332
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
HAVE MY BACK.
371
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:24,433
I GOT YOUR BACK, JACK.
372
00:14:24,434 --> 00:14:26,244
I'M TRYING TO
PROTECT YOU FROM A TORNADO.
373
00:14:26,236 --> 00:14:27,366
I DON'T NEED PROTECTION.
374
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,067
I NEED YOU TO STAND WITH ME
IN THE STORM CELLAR.
375
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,599
WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S YOUR DUMB METAPHOR.
376
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,170
THE POINT IS THAT YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE.
377
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,153
I CAN'T DO THAT
IF YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A MORON.
378
00:14:35,145 --> 00:14:36,375
[ SCOFFS ] FINE.
379
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,076
YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS MORON'S
GONNA TAKE ON THE TORNADO
380
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,208
WITH OR WITHOUT YOU.
381
00:14:39,209 --> 00:14:42,079
BUT, JA--
HEY, JACK, COME ON!
382
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,052
[ HORN HONKS ]
YES!
383
00:14:44,054 --> 00:14:45,524
[ POSSUMS CHITTERING ]
THAT'S MY GIRL!
384
00:14:45,515 --> 00:14:47,055
I LOVE YOU!
385
00:14:47,057 --> 00:14:49,117
[ FINGERS SNAPPING ]
386
00:14:55,165 --> 00:14:56,665
[ VACUUM WHIRRING ]
387
00:14:56,666 --> 00:14:58,496
MOM,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
388
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,668
SHOULDN'T YOU BE
GETTING READY FOR THE ART SHOW?
389
00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:03,000
UH, YOU MEAN
THE KENNY FLEMMING SHOW?
390
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,173
I THINK I'LL PASS.
[ SIGHS ]
391
00:15:04,174 --> 00:15:05,514
I'M SORRY, OKAY?
392
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,035
I WISH I NEVER SAID
HOW MUCH I LOVED KENNY'S ART.
393
00:15:08,038 --> 00:15:10,338
NO, NO, YOU WERE RIGHT.
KENNY'S AMAZING.
394
00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:13,010
I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING
AND LOSING TO HIM THIS YEAR.
395
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,523
BUT YOU ALWAYS
LOSE TO HIM.
396
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,245
[ WHIRRING STOPS ]
397
00:15:17,247 --> 00:15:20,587
YES, AND YOU ALWAYS SAY
THAT I WAS ROBBED.
398
00:15:20,590 --> 00:15:22,120
BUT NOT THIS YEAR.
399
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,092
THIS YEAR,
YOU THINK I DESERVE TO LOSE!
400
00:15:24,094 --> 00:15:26,134
MOM, YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO SAID THAT
401
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,196
ART ISN'T ABOUT WINNING.
402
00:15:27,197 --> 00:15:29,057
IT'S ABOUT
EXPRESSING YOURSELF.
403
00:15:29,059 --> 00:15:31,059
AND THAT'S WHY
I LOVE YOUR ART --
404
00:15:31,061 --> 00:15:32,631
BECAUSE IT'S WHO YOU ARE.
405
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:39,305
THIS IS WHO YOU ARE --
THIS.
406
00:15:39,309 --> 00:15:40,609
"QUACK, QUACK, QUACK."
407
00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:43,270
[ High-pitched voice ] "CAN'T WE
GO TO THE SHOW, TERRY?"
408
00:15:43,273 --> 00:15:45,123
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
409
00:15:45,115 --> 00:15:47,275
THANKS, BABY.
410
00:15:47,277 --> 00:15:50,617
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU -- YOU ARE RIGHT.
411
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,120
YOU'RE RIGHT.
412
00:15:52,122 --> 00:15:56,692
I'M GONNA GO
AND LOSE THAT ART SHOW...
413
00:15:56,686 --> 00:15:58,126
FOR YOU.
414
00:15:58,128 --> 00:16:00,028
ALL RIGHT.
415
00:16:00,030 --> 00:16:02,260
[ LAUGHTER ]
416
00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:05,344
HEY, STITCH.
417
00:16:05,335 --> 00:16:06,995
HEY, TONY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
418
00:16:06,997 --> 00:16:08,667
I HAVE NO STRONG OPINIONS.
HAVE YOU SEEN JACK?
419
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,468
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HOME
LIKE TWO HOURS AGO.
420
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,670
AWW, TONY, THAT'S SWEET.
YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR BOY.
421
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,013
I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT HIM.
I JUST DON'T LIKE BEING
OUT OF THE LOOP.
422
00:16:15,005 --> 00:16:16,105
ARE YOU IN THE LOOP?
423
00:16:16,106 --> 00:16:17,276
WELL, YEAH.
424
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:18,977
HE CAME IN HERE
ABOUT AN HOUR AGO,
425
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,148
ALL FIRED UP
ON ENERGY DRINKS.
426
00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:22,150
HE BOUGHT A HACKSAW,
CURSED YOU,
427
00:16:22,152 --> 00:16:24,282
AND SAID SOMETHING ABOUT
SETTING THE WORLD RIGHT.
428
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,494
GREAT. I DON'T KNOW
WHY HE DOESN'T LISTEN TO ME.
429
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,416
WELL, DID YOU EVER THINK THAT
MAYBE HE'S RIGHT ABOUT THIS?
430
00:16:28,418 --> 00:16:30,418
NO. SO, WHY DOESN'T
HE LISTEN TO ME?
431
00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:32,760
I DON'T KNOW, TONY,
BUT THIS IS WHAT HE WANTS TO DO.
432
00:16:32,762 --> 00:16:34,622
YEAH, BUT IT'S STUPID.
BUT IT'S WHAT HE WANTS.
433
00:16:34,624 --> 00:16:36,274
YEAH, BUT IT'S STUPID.
BUT IT'S WHAT HE WANTS.
434
00:16:36,266 --> 00:16:38,066
YEAH, BUT IT'S --
TONY!
435
00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:40,528
FINE.
436
00:16:40,530 --> 00:16:41,670
YOUR TIN MAN SUCKS.
437
00:16:41,671 --> 00:16:44,131
WHAT? [ SIGHS ]
438
00:16:44,134 --> 00:16:45,214
[ GROANS ]
439
00:16:49,479 --> 00:16:52,009
HELL'S HORSES, JACK!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
440
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,011
THEY TAKE MY DIGNITY,
I TAKE THEIR BUG.
441
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,354
HOW MANY OF THOSE ENERGY DRINKS
HAVE YOU HAD?
442
00:16:57,347 --> 00:16:58,587
I STOPPED COUNTING
AT SEVEN.
443
00:16:58,588 --> 00:17:00,388
I THINK, SEVEN. PROBABLY SEVEN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
444
00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:03,090
WELL, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE
DOING SOMETHING CRAZY.
445
00:17:03,093 --> 00:17:05,563
I'M DOING WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.
DON'T TRY TO STOP ME.
446
00:17:12,362 --> 00:17:14,702
AWW, DAD...
447
00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:16,314
YOU HAVE MY BACK.
448
00:17:19,309 --> 00:17:21,809
WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE,
CARBON STEEL?
449
00:17:21,811 --> 00:17:23,141
THAT'S GONNA FRACTURE,
YOU MOOK.
450
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,143
YOU NEED A HIGH-ALLOY.
451
00:17:42,832 --> 00:17:44,492
BUG GUYS?
452
00:17:44,494 --> 00:17:46,374
BUG GUYS.
GO.
453
00:17:49,739 --> 00:17:52,239
DAD, LET'S JUST
DROP THE BUG.
454
00:17:52,242 --> 00:17:53,572
NO RETREAT,
NO SURRENDER!
455
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,483
I'M PRETTY SURE
THIS IS RETREATING.
456
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,405
SHUT UP AND RUN!
457
00:17:57,407 --> 00:17:58,577
UH...
OH.
458
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,608
AW, THIS IS IT, DAD.
459
00:18:02,812 --> 00:18:05,082
YEAH, WE REALLY DIDN'T
THINK THIS THROUGH.
460
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:12,318
YOU GUYS WANT YOUR BUG?
461
00:18:12,322 --> 00:18:14,592
GO GET IT!
462
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,134
HA!
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
463
00:18:17,127 --> 00:18:18,467
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
464
00:18:18,468 --> 00:18:20,828
WHOOPS.
465
00:18:24,774 --> 00:18:27,144
I'M TELLING YOU,
A GIANT BUG
466
00:18:27,137 --> 00:18:29,137
SMASHED INTO
MY WINDSHIELD.
467
00:18:29,139 --> 00:18:32,339
NO, I AM NOT OKAY!
IT SKEWERED MY DUCK!
468
00:18:32,342 --> 00:18:35,352
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
469
00:18:35,345 --> 00:18:37,515
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
470
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,617
TONY? JACK?
471
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,549
[ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT'S GOING ON?
472
00:18:42,552 --> 00:18:43,692
BUG GUYS.
[ Laughing ] BUG GUYS.
473
00:18:43,693 --> 00:18:45,703
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?!
474
00:18:45,695 --> 00:18:47,525
LOOK AT MY WINDSHIELD!
475
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,297
IT'S TOTALLY...
476
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:51,600
INSPIRED!
477
00:18:51,601 --> 00:18:53,431
FIRST PRIZE
GOES TO TERRY McCORMICK
478
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,843
FOR HER PIECE
"KICKING KENNY'S ASS."
479
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,205
[ APPLAUSE ]
WHOO! YES!
480
00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:00,338
YES! EAT IT, KENNY!
481
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,810
FACE!
HA HA!
482
00:19:02,812 --> 00:19:04,812
GOOD WORK, AUNT TERRY.
THANK YOU!
483
00:19:04,814 --> 00:19:06,884
HOW DID YOU
COME UP WITH THIS IDEA?
484
00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:09,346
YOU KNOW,
IT JUST HIT ME.
485
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,820
SO PROUD OF YOU, MOM.
THANK YOU, BABY.
486
00:19:13,823 --> 00:19:16,833
OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
487
00:19:16,826 --> 00:19:18,326
I DON'T CARE
WHAT THE OFFICIALS HAVE TO SAY.
488
00:19:18,328 --> 00:19:20,488
THERE IS NO WAY THAT
THAT IS BETTER THAN
489
00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:23,730
MY SUITCASE
FULL OF LIGHT!
490
00:19:23,733 --> 00:19:26,173
Mason:
[ Echoing ] SO BEAUTIFUL.
491
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,870
ALL RIGHT, FRENCH OPEN.
492
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:32,871
WHOA, IF WE GONNA
BE ON A CLAY COURT,
493
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,372
I GOT TO
SWITCH OUT OF MY SNEAKERS.
494
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,584
COME ON, DARREN,
YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON
495
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,905
YOUR LITTLE CARTOON'S OUTFIT
FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES.
496
00:19:37,907 --> 00:19:38,877
YEAH, YOU DIDN'T SPEND
ANY TIME ON YOURS,
497
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,408
AND YOU GOT HOT PANTS.
498
00:19:40,410 --> 00:19:41,450
THOSE ARE
CLASSIC McENROES.
499
00:19:41,451 --> 00:19:42,781
ALL RIGHT,
SOMEONE NEEDS TO SERVE QUICK,
500
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:43,912
'CAUSE MASON'S
ABOUT TO HAVE A STROKE.
501
00:19:43,913 --> 00:19:45,793
I'M READY.
I'M READY.
502
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:46,955
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
503
00:19:46,956 --> 00:19:48,656
I GOT IT!
I GOT IT!
504
00:19:48,658 --> 00:19:50,458
[ THUD ]
[ LAUGHING ]
505
00:19:52,522 --> 00:19:54,862
[ SIGHS ]
506
00:19:54,864 --> 00:19:57,204
HEY.
OH, I GET IT NOW.
507
00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:04,496
IT'S FUNNY WHEN
IT HAPPENS TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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