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[mingled grunts and groans]
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Mr. Freidberg >> Okay, people,
keep it down.
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Rex >> I didn't say anything.
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You say anything, dudes?
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We're just maxing and
chillaxing, Freidberg.
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>> "Maxing and chillaxing", ha.
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You guys and your crazy talk.
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And those pork pie hats.
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You know they used to wear hats
like that back in the day.
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You know what they used to call
guys who wore hats like that?
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[clatter]
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Ahh!
Rex >> No.
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But you know what they
call dudes like you?
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[gasps]
Ha ha ha!
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[Freidberg screams]
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[heavy breathing]
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Dinner!
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[screams]
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Tasty.
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***
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***
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***
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***
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***
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***
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***
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Felix >> Sorry I'm late.
Wild night.
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My paladin, Omar the Enlightened
lost five charisma points,
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turned into a mushroom, then
things got crazy from there.
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>> When you say 'wild night',
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I do not think of
role playing games.
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I think of crowded parties,
maybe even a few girls.
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>> There were girls
there, believe me.
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Moms don't count?
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>> Pretty sure that
spot's clean by now.
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>> There's clean and
then there's clean.
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>> Oh.
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Felix >> Mr. Stockley cleans
things when he's worried.
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Last fall when Nuss threatened
massive teacher layoffs,
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I had Mr. Stockley
detail my mom's car.
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You could eat off
that thing, and I did.
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>> Mr. Stockley, what's wrong?
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>> You want to keep that hand?
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Hayley >> Must be bad.
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>> Mr Freidberg has disappeared.
I've been assigned
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to morning announcements.
>> So?
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>> It's the culmination of
a life-long dream of mine,
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to be responsible for
announcing the milestones
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in young people's lives.
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Dances, deaths,
Sloppy Joe Fridays.
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>> So what's the problem then?
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Stockley >> I can't
follow Freidberg.
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Hearing his voice
is like hearing Mozart,
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except not boring.
>> Mr. Stockley,
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as the president of the
Future Inspirational Speakers
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of America, I will
help you discover
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the great morning announcer
voice inside you.
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[beeps]
>> That's International.
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They're sending out
an advisory warning.
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They have reason to believe
these guys might be Vampsters.
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Felix >> They're
the Scaff brothers.
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They just entered
school last week.
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***
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Oh, they're horrible.
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Everything is
so EXTREME to them.
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Jake >> They don't
seem that bad.
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Beside, what's
a Vampster anyway?
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>> Part vampire, part hamster.
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>> That second part's
so disappointing.
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Felix >> They're
actually quite deadly.
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Super strong, fast and they
have the ability to control
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people's minds.
>> And the cheek's capacity's
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40 times that of a normal human
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and 20 times that of
a competitive eater.
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Jake >> Let's go round 'em up!
Hayley >> Hey, dude,
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it's not that simple, okay.
You have to find their lair
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and then destroy the
source of their power.
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>> One of you is going
to have to go undercover,
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get close to those guys.
>> Mr. Stockley, thank you.
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>> Jake, do you think
you're up to it?
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>> What?
Jake!
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Mr. Stockley, disguises are
suppose to be my thing.
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Just give me five minutes
so I can contact my guy
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from the wig store.
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>> Okay, Jake, look, remember,
these are dangerous monsters.
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You're really going
to have to play it...cool.
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>> What about me
doesn't say "cool"?
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>> Lisa Gold, what's happenin'?
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So I was thinking me and
you should catch a movie
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Saturday night.
>> Ah, no.
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>> Dinner?
>> No.
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>> Snacks?
>> No.
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>> Come on, give me a shot.
>> No.
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>> Maybe we shouldn't go out.
>> Yes.
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>> Darn, you're good.
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[boys grunting]
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What's up, fellas?
Keepin' it real?
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I'm diggin' the hats.
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Hey, you're wearin' them kind of
askew, like your head's uneven.
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In a cool way.
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[boys grunt]
Hey, do me!
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[smack]
Aahh!
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[chuckles]
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>> Hey, that was pretty good.
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>> Didn't hurt but pretty good.
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>> Is that why you made
that crying sound?
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[fingers snapping]
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>> Hey, cool cats.
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What's the scene, jelly bean?
Name's Snake.
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Don't wear it out.
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All right.
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Lookin' for some rebels like
myself to ah, rule the school,
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you know what I mean.
>> You know this geek?
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>> This geek?
Yeah, right, I wouldn't be
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caught dead with this guy.
[Felix groans]
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>> Then we just found our next
nerd for extreme toilet dunkin'.
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>> Extreme!
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>> How extreme
were you thinking?
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Because I trained myself to
hold my breath for exactly
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two minutes, one-forty
in toilet water.
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>> Let's just kick his butt!
>> Wait.
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Let's have the new guy do it.
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You messin' with
my friends, geek?
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>> Come on, let me have it.
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Wow, you workout!
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Ow ow!
You're killing me!
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Goodness!
You're an animal.
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Show me some mercy!
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Jake >> Great, we blew it.
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>> Jake, they're gone.
>> I know.
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Hayley >> Okay,
let's try it again.
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>> Can we take a break?
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We've been at it
for half an hour.
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>> No, Mr. Stockley, we keep
going until you get it right.
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Now, good speaking posture,
address the microphone,
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and...go.
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>> Good students morning.
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Hayley >> It's okay.
Slips of the tongue
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come from worry and tension.
If you're carefree like me,
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then nothing bad will ever
happen, Mr. Stinkley.
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I meant, Mr. Stockley.
Ahem.
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[murmur of students]
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>> This should do a lot
to boost our popularity.
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>> I know I left my
retainer on the tray.
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Somebody stole it.
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>> Yeah, I'm sure your spitty
retainer is catching high prices
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on the black market.
>> Right.
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Felix >> Anyway, listen...
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>> Yeah, and don't let me
catch you trying
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to talk to me again, nerd.
>> What's the dealio, brosef?
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>> Just trying
ta shake this geek.
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[chuckles]
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>> Jake, your paper
is two days late.
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>> Yeah, about that.
I...
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>> You don't need his paper.
He gets an A.
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>> What did you say?
>> I said,
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don't need his paper
and he gets an A.
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>> Yeah, you're right.
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I don't need your paper, Jake.
And, you get an A.
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>> That was amazing.
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I mean, that was Extreme!
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How can I repay you?
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>> Just come meet us
outside after school.
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We'll hang.
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>> They want to hang!
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>> I'm so happy for you.
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[boys grunt]
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>> Hey, Lisa.
Those boots are legit.
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Let's hook up some time.
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>> I'd rather crawl under
a burning gasoline truck.
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[boys laugh]
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Rex >> No no, wait.
Homeboy,
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you can't let the ladies
get you down.
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You know what will
make you feel better?
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Is getting down on some
of this beverage, bro.
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>> Yeah, yeah, it'll
make you feel killer.
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[boys laugh]
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Rex >> Scurry.
>> What is it?
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>> Just a little something
only us 'bros' get.
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You want to be like
us bros, right?
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>> Bro?
>> Bro.
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>> Bro!
Rex >> All right!
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Boys >> Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink!
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>> Extreme!
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[heavy breathing]
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>> Judging by your heart rate,
your dilated pupils and your
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insanely huge buck teeth,
I'd say you drank a synthetic
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solution that give you the
temporary powers of a Vampster.
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Jake >> Yes!
And I feel totally awesome.
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I couldn't even sleep last
night, I was so pumped.
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And I'm not tired
at all, brosef.
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>> Would you stop
calling me that!
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Do you know how
stupid you sound?
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>> No.
That's the great part.
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Man, I feel like
I could do anything.
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Check out how fast I am.
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>> Okay, how fast are you?
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>> Ta da!
I'm Felix.
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I'm all "math is good".
>> Ah haa.
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Really funny.
Can I have those back, please?
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>> Okay.
[whoosh whoosh]
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>> Will you stop doing that and
stay out of my box of disguises.
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Jake >> Okay, I'm Audi 5000.
Gotta go hang with my peeps.
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Rex did the most awesome
thing the other day...
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Felix >> Jake, you should know,
they're not your peeps.
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They're Vampsters.
They eat...peeps.
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>> Yeah, whatever.
>> Are you okay?
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I mean, you need to keep
your eyes on the prize.
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I mean, people are in danger.
>> I'm totally focused.
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I just figure, what's wrong with
taking advantage of these powers
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while I have them.
You're harshin' my cool, bro.
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>> I'm sorry.
I'm just worried about...
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>> About me?
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I know you are, brosef.
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Okay, good talk.
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[groan]
Extreme!
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[gasp]
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Yo yo, Lisa Gold.
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>> Go play in traffic.
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[deep inhale]
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>> What time should I
pick you up on Saturday?
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>> Pick me up at eight.
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Jake >> We'll go see a horror
movie and you'll buy me popcorn.
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>> Horror movie
and popcorn, yeah.
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>> Now, get to class.
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>> Class.
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All >> Bam!
>> You guys see that?
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>> Pretty smooth, Jakey.
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>> I don't know what's in
that drink you guys gave me,
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but I've gotta have more.
I have to make this permanent.
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>> Yeah, I think he's ready.
>> Ready for what?
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>> I think it's time to
show you where we live.
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>> Sweet.
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[rip]
[heavy breathing]
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Aack!
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>> I can't do it.
>> Whoa whoa whoa!
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What's wrong?
>> I just...I can't tell you.
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I'm so ashamed.
>> Tell me,
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our morning announcements
depend on it.
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Tell me right now!
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>> Okay.
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I was about to give
my valedictorian speech.
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Everyone was there
expecting greatness
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and then something
terrible happened,
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something I've thought
about everyday since.
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Pronounce that.
>> Hm, mis-led.
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>> I pronounced it mizzled.
[sigh]
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Mizzled. Mizzled.
Mizzled...
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>> Whoa whoa whoa!
Mr. Stockley.
250
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>> Everyone laughed at me.
251
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And then when they were done,
the sign-language interpreter
252
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explained it to the deaf kids
and they laughed at me.
253
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:47,760
They could be so harsh.
254
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,897
>> Let me show you something.
255
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Your hero, Mr. Freidberg.
256
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[recording of Freidberg]
And congratulations
257
00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,940
to Debra Hussey for her
prize winning essay,
258
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,109
'Getting To Know Butt, Montana.'
259
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,111
I mean, Butte, 'Getting
To Know Butte, Montana.'
260
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,146
This weekend's football game...
[machine clicks off]
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>> He said "Butt"
instead of "Butte".
262
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>> Mr. Freidberg made
a mistake and he moved on.
263
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>> And no one laughed at him.
264
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>> No.
265
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:17,057
>> Well, they should have.
[chuckles]
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Butt, Montana.
[chuckles]
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Got a big ol' Butt, Montana.
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>> Is that a giant
running wheel?
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Rex >> You'd think the humongous
flat-screen TV would be
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the first thing people notice.
271
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They always mention the wheel.
I don't know.
272
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,631
You know, bro, we're
running low on Scurry.
273
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:01,868
I guess I'll finish it off.
Yeah.
274
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,870
>> You guys keep it
kind of cold in here.
275
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:08,341
>> Do you want to be 'chilled'
you've gotta be chilled.
276
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>> Right, of course.
Trevor >> Hey, dudes!
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Check me out!
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>> Oh, yeah.
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>> I can't believe
you guys live here.
280
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It's like a total fantasy.
281
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,722
>> But it's not a fantasy, bro.
282
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This can all be yours.
283
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,828
[watchcom beeps]
284
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:33,566
Rex >> What's that?
>> Ah, nothing.
285
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:37,437
Just a text from my...
tanning consultant.
286
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,872
>> Yeah, rockin' that fake bake.
287
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,609
[garbled shouts]
Extreme!
288
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,644
[watchcom beeps]
289
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,679
>> So you comin', bro?
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00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,651
>> Yeah!
>> Let's go.
291
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,026
famous dudes Vampsters?
292
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,394
>> Ah-ha.
Jake >> Even Lee Stanley?
293
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,496
He's a comic book god.
294
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,465
I totally want to be
him when I grow up.
295
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,467
>> And you will be, dude.
If you're initiated,
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you could have anything
you want: girls, powers.
297
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,140
You could be a comic
book millionaire.
298
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:17,510
Even more famous than
Lee Stanley himself.
299
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,579
>> Whoa!
300
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,783
>> So what do you say, Jake?
301
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,918
>> You had me at
giant hamster wheel.
302
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,954
[boys laugh]
303
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,922
[thumps]
Felix >> Almost there...
304
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:32,525
Come on door!
[thumps]
305
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,529
>> I told you the
door was unlocked.
306
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,500
Felix >> All right
you little pukes,
307
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,502
put your kissers on the floor.
308
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,904
What, too cockney?
309
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,640
I was going for French a little
bit but it would have been 'Oh,
310
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,642
put your kisssours en ze floor!
Hayley >> Stop!
311
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,678
I don't want to
have to use this.
312
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,613
[whoosh]
[chuckles]
313
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,982
Felix >> Okay, a little
fisticuffs then.
314
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,818
Why don't we try this
on an even playing field.
315
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,887
What?
316
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,693
All right, boys.
317
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,663
Let's tussle.
318
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,666
[whooshes]
319
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:17,937
Okay, it was a 57 percent
Jake backwash
320
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,839
so it may not have had
the effect I intended.
321
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,808
Hayley >> Ew, you couldn't
have told me that
322
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,677
before I drank Jake's spit?
323
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,646
Okay, Jake, a little help...
324
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,648
please.
325
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,650
Jake?
326
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,785
>> Lock them up.
327
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,887
We'll feast on them
after my initiation.
328
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,958
Hayley >> Jake!
329
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,033
>> Whoa!
330
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:54,341
Man, it smells
awesome down here.
331
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,377
>> Yeah, we added Hurricane
Body Stray to the ritual bath.
332
00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:00,947
>> Sweet.
So, this is where we do it?
333
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:04,151
>> This is it, the source
of all our power.
334
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,886
You immerse yourself
in the ritual bath.
335
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:10,523
Drink, and you'll become
one of us...forever.
336
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,725
It's a brotherhood, dude.
337
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:18,165
A brotherhood bonded by the
power of Vampster essence
338
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,700
and human blood.
339
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,035
>> Sounds tasty, bro.
340
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,838
>> Are you ready to say
"Adios" to lame teachers,
341
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,175
parents and homework?
342
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:31,811
And say "wassup" to unlimited
power and internal life!
343
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,516
>> Oh, I'm ready.
344
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,918
[crash, splash]
345
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,855
>> Dude.
346
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,857
Uncool.
347
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,859
Hayley >> Come on, Felix,
to the left and forward.
348
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,196
No no, right!
349
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,097
Felix >> As far as
the ball is concerned,
350
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,333
there's only vomiting
and no vomiting.
351
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,870
>> Stop where you are!
Felix >> We can't!
352
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,906
Hayley >> Look, don't
do this, Jake!
353
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,941
Okay.
We're your friends.
354
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:04,076
[zap]
[boom]
355
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:07,714
[heavy breathing]
356
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,816
Thanks.
357
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,585
>> Crikey, great shot, mate!
Shrimp on the barbee.
358
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,755
>> Are you Australian now?
Vampsters >> EXTREEME!
359
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,758
[whoosh, whoosh, whoosh]
360
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,927
[blasts]
361
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,895
>> Keep them busy!
362
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:25,365
>> Um...
363
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:32,705
***
364
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,508
[zaps]
[boom]
365
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,677
Trevor >> Dude, that's my bed.
366
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,082
>> Oh, this is so
not extreme, Jake.
367
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,151
Jake >> Extreme?
You're part hamster.
368
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:47,254
It's like the lamest pet of all.
369
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:53,926
***
370
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,065
[beeps]
371
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,007
>> You blew it, brosef.
372
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,610
You could have had it all.
>> I blew nothing.
373
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,579
You all drink from
a giant baby bottle.
374
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,581
Do you know how
unsanitary that is?
375
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,449
Trevor >> Ha ha!
Let's do it.
376
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,785
This hamster's got claws!
377
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,023
>> Really?
[zap]
378
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,092
How 'bout now?
379
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:29,296
[whoosh, whoosh]
[Jake groans]
380
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:32,265
[thud]
381
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,467
[groans]
382
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,403
>> Had enough?
383
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:39,939
[panting]
384
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,108
>> Don't like the
heat much, do you?
385
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:45,578
>> Not feelin'...extreme.
386
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:50,317
Aah!
[groans]
387
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,619
>> I had a hamster once
when I was eight.
388
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,288
On really hot days Mr. Snuggles
would just lay there,
389
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,490
totally useless.
390
00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,492
[groans]
391
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,694
Two times I thought he was dead.
392
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,397
Turns out, he wasn't
dead at all.
393
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,866
Well, the first
two times, anyway.
394
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:10,069
Hamsters just can't
take the heat.
395
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:17,744
[beeps]
396
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,779
>> Nooo!
397
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:33,125
[poof, sizzle]
398
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:38,431
>> Now that's extreme.
399
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:44,103
[sizzle]
400
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,074
>> What the...?
401
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,377
>> Hey, you'll never believe
what happened to Tuck...
402
00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:52,445
Oh, maybe you would.
403
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:58,385
>> Are you guys okay?
>> You planned this all along?
404
00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,387
You raised the heat
to slow them down,
405
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,455
destroy the power source and
turn the Vampsters to dust.
406
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:04,391
Jake, you're a lot smarter
than I give you credit for.
407
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:06,393
>> Thanks.
408
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:09,295
Aw, I got sawdust in my blaster.
409
00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:11,197
[tap tap tap]
Felix >> Wait! Wait! Wait!
410
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:13,400
Safety.
411
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:15,468
Well, at least we got
the old Jake back.
412
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,404
>> Thanks, brosef.
>> Ah!
413
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:20,272
>> I mean, buddy.
414
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:45,798
>> Good morning, students
and faculty of Lakewood High.
415
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:49,001
Today, the cafeteria
will be serving chicken.
416
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:52,104
Fried chicken and peas
and mashed potatoes.
417
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:54,173
That's it for today.
418
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:58,144
Wishing you a wonderful morning,
this is Mr. Stinkley.
419
00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:02,148
Darnit!
420
00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:04,451
Oh, stupid, stupid, stupid!
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