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Angie >> Your lunch:
healthful sustenance
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or disease-ridden killer?
The answer may surprise you.
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>> We're good, Angie.
Solid.
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>> What are you doing
with that camera down?
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If you don't have an ambush,
then you don't have an expose.
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Everyone knows that.
[distant humming]
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>> Yeah, but...
Wait, here he comes.
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>> Okay, grab some footage of
him working, then the ambush.
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Let's go.
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[Janitor hums]
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Let's go.
>> All right, hold on.
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It's rebooting.
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[flapping]
>> Huh?
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[Janitor screams]
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[Moth hisses]
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***
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[Janitor screams]
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[groans]
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>> I got this one.
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[Moth hisses]
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[blast]
[Felix shrieks]
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Hayley >> Hit it again, Jake.
[zap]
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[Moth screams]
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[Moth hisses]
[zap]
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[Moth shrieks]
[zap]
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[Moth hisses]
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Angie >> What are you doing?
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A real journalist never
runs from a story.
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***
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Etienne, hold the door.
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[metal duct rattles]
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***
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[heavy breathing]
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Please tell me you
got that on tape.
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>> Good idea.
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Hah, ready when you are.
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***
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***
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***
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***
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***
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***
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Hayley >> Come on, come on!
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Ahh, this box is broken.
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I can't get the Snark out.
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>> Here, toss it to me.
I know a way to open it.
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[Snark gurgles]
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Hayley >> You broke it!
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>> You said it was
already broken.
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>> How's he doing?
Felix >> He'll be mopping
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clean floor with dirty
water in no time.
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>> Put your earplugs in.
I'm gonna snark him.
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In five seconds, this guy's
not gonna remember a thing
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that just happened.
[Snark sings]
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***
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>> It's so weird.
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Those kids are all
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in Mime Club!
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>> Then there's more to Mime
Club than meets the eye.
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And Angie Crabtree
will get the answers.
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[rumble]
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***
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[clatter]
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>> Arrr, darn it!
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It's no use, we'll have
to order another Snark...
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Ugh!
[grunts]
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>> Okay, well what
about the Snark?
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[groans]
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[crash]
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>> I'll uh, put the Snark
in the supply closet.
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Keep it safe.
Come on, buddy.
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TroopGrid (voice of perky
girl) >> Hey girlfriend,
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sample analysis completed.
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>> Whoa, what happened
to TroopGrid?
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>> Felix programmed a more
'friendly' voice for it.
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Identify, please.
TroopGrid >> The victim?
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How 'bout smelly?
And gross.
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>> The monster, I just need
you to identify the monster.
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TroopGrid >> Excuse me,
Your Highness.
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>> She doesn't
sound more friendly.
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>> No.
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TroopGrid >> Here's
your monster.
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Felix >> I was right.
It's a Cryptohexapod,
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also known as the blood
sucking Vampire Moth.
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Able to drain human's blood
out in seven seconds or less.
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TroopGrid >> So smart, Felix.
[giggle]
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And looking fine as usual.
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>> Thanks, TroopGrid.
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You see, Vampire Moths emit
electromagnetic energy so using
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our pulse rays was like putting
tin foil in a microwave.
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>> Oh, I learned that
lesson the hard way.
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Three times.
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>> It also says here that
Vampire Moths only feast
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on human blood when they're
about to lay their eggs.
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TroopGrid >> Oh look,
the cheerleader can read.
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[laughter]
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>> Hey!
>> Oh, come on.
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She was just teasing.
Bad, TroopGrid.
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But it's true, we probably have
six hours before it lays its
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eggs, then we have to handle
thousands of these suckers.
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>> We should tell Mr. Stockley.
>> I wouldn't tell
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Mr. Stockley anything today.
>> Um, not on Career Day.
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[nearby scream]
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[weapons fire up]
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>> What are you doing?
Put those away.
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>> We though maybe you
were being attacked
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by the Vampire Moth.
>> If only I was so lucky.
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I've got a typo on my handout.
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>> No one's going to care.
It's Career Day.
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***
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>> No one's going to care?
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Sure, why would anyone care
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about high school
administration?
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It's only the most rewarding
career there is
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but all anyone ever
sees is paperwork
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and paper cuts for
a tiny paycheck.
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>> That's not what I meant.
>> Now where is my
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signature, creamy yellow
card stock?
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Because I am not going
to walk out there
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and talk about 'Carrier Day'.
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>> Think I saw a box
in the supply closet.
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***
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>> Phew!
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>> Card stock's in
the supply closet.
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Where in the supply closet?
It could be anywhere.
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This place is so
disorganized, I should...
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[Snark gurgles]
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Ahh, creamy yellow,
my favourite.
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[bang]
Ahhh!
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[Snark screams out song]
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Hmm...
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Ah, card stock.
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***
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[bang]
Ohhh!
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[Snark screams out song]
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Creamy yellow.
[bang]
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Owww!
[Snark screams out song]
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[bang]
Oww Ahh!
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[bang, scream, Snark sings]
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Hmm? Hmm?
Hmm?
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***
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[air rushing]
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[Snark gurgles]
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Felix >> Hey, Mr. Stockley.
>> Waaa haaa!
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[Felix gasps]
Who are you?
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>> Mr. Stockley...
>> Mr. Stockley's my father.
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I go by the name Sir Flash.
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Whoo hoo!
Whoo hoo hoo!
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>> What happened in here?
>> What happened to my gear?
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Why am I dressed like 'The Man'?
>> Sir Flash,
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do you know what day it is?
>> Homie, quite playing.
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It's Wednesday.
>> Ahh...
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>> April 11, 1982.
Whoo whoo!
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>> You should know it's 2010.
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Do you understand
what this means?
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>> It means this closet is...
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a time machine.
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>> We have to get that
moth creature on tape
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so we can give it
to Bernardo Suzuki.
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>> The anchorman from KBMU?
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>> Yeah.
He's here for Career Day.
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Oh, we'll be famous.
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>> We only have a few
hours before Career Day.
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>> Okay, let's hope that
that's enough time to capture
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the Vampire Moth before
it lays its eggs.
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>> This is Angie Crabtree for
Lakewood High Student News.
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Hayley Steele, our investigative
news team saw a giant moth-type
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creature in the cafeteria
storage room this morning.
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Then, they spotted your
so-called 'Mime Team',
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leaving the scene.
Care to comment?
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>> Yeah, ah, is this a joke?
>> I never joke.
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I have no sense of humor.
>> She's not joking.
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>> Do you deny that your
Mime Club was in or near
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the cafeteria storage
room this morning?
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>> Looking for breakfast.
Just the four food groups:
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orange juice, bacon,
chocolate syrup.
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>> That's three food groups.
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>> It's an authorized
club, okay.
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Ask Mr. Stockley.
>> Oh, we will.
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We will.
We're joining Mime Club.
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[Etienne gasps]
Face it, Hayley Steele,
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you're stuck with us!
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***
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***
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Angie >> Then it's agreed,
we're joining Mime Club.
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>> I am a fan of
the variety arts.
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>> That's cool.
You can join.
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>> They can?
Jake >> Of course.
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Mrs. Bernstein's
classroom is empty now.
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Why don't you go over there
and started on your stretching.
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We'll grab the props
and meet you in a second.
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>> If this is a trick and
you're blowing us off...
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>> A student club, like mime
itself, is based on trust.
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Do you really want to start
off on the wrong foot?
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Etienne >> See ya in a sec.
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>> What are you doing?
There is no Mime Club.
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And, we have less than two hours
to capture a giant killer moth.
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>> We'll go to HQ, grab
the Snark and snark them.
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They'll forget
all about the moth.
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Although Angie will
probably still hate you.
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That seems permanent.
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***
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What do you mean
the Snark is broken?
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>> I know it's bad but the
little fellow will be better
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by tonight.
He needs some rest.
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>> We need to snark
Angie and Etienne.
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They saw us fighting
the giant Moth.
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And now, they want
to join Mime Club.
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>> But Mime Club doesn't exist.
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I'm with you now.
What are we going to?
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>> I'll search the school
for the Vampire Moth.
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Have you tried scanning for it?
>> The Moth has electromagnetic
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properties so it doesn't
show up on TroopGrid.
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[computer beeps]
TroopGrid >> It's not my fault,
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you guys.
Stop being mad at me.
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>> You're doing just
fine, TroopGrid.
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TroopGrid >> [giggle]
Thank you, Felix.
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Hayley >> Well, guess
I'll start in the AC ducts.
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>> What about Angie and Etienne?
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>> If they want to
join Mime Club, Jake,
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then you're just going
to have to teach them mime.
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Jake >> But I don't
know about mime.
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Felix >> Come on, Jake.
Make some stuff up.
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I've seen your homework.
You can do it.
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>> So, do you know what actually
happened to Mr. Stockley?
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Felix >> I'm not sure but he's
been snarked so many times,
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he actually thinks
he's in high school.
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>> Oooo boy!
I blew up
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the morning announcements,
this morning.
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* What's that dope scent
blowing up your nose? *
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* That's how you know
we're serving sloppy joes *
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[laughs]
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>> That's greatly disturbing.
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>> Hey, let's bust
out of here, Homes.
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Playa's gotta play.
>> Come on, Mr...Homie,
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you and I are going to do some
ah, science experiments.
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>> Science?
When am I ever gonna use that?
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>> So, welcome to Mime Club.
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>> Ah, thank you!
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We're both really
excited to be here.
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>> Yeah, tell us
about mime, hot shot.
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Jake >> Okay, mime
from the Arabic,
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'Al Mime-inad' meaning silent
talk or communicating of ideas.
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>> Um, isn't it short
for 'pantomime'?
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>> Common mistake.
No.
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>> Fascinating!
>> You have no idea
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what you're doing, do you?
>> Shhh.
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>> I'm just keeping you busy
until the Snark gets better.
250
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,200
You're not going to remember
anything once you're snarked.
251
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:42,535
>> Wait, what does that mean?
>> Good, a volunteer.
252
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,537
Come on up and
let's do some mime.
253
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:48,008
>> Ooh ooh, me too!
>> Sure, let's all do some mime.
254
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,612
>> Phew!
255
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,948
Felix?
Felix, hey.
256
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,984
Is the Snark better yet?
257
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,952
[Snark coughs]
258
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:01,621
>> No, but I gave it a lozenge.
259
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:04,424
>> And how are we getting
Mr. Stockley back to normal?
260
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,927
>> I'm building a Proustian
Alpha Wave Uploader
261
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:09,129
to repair his memory.
The principle it works on
262
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,698
is quite interesting...
>> Hey, I ah, I'm losing ya.
263
00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:14,534
Yeah, I guess I'm in an area
with really bad reception.
264
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:17,404
>> You're clear as a bell here.
>> Weird.
265
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,073
Uh, kaaak...
Gotta...kaak...go...kaak.
266
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,142
Good-bye.
[watchcom beeps off]
267
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,044
Computer >> Weapon engaging...
>> Mr. Stockley, please!
268
00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:26,179
Try not to touch anything.
269
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,148
>> Well, I'm going
up to school then.
270
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,083
>> But wait.
Mr. Stockley, I'm sorry
271
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,119
but you're going to have
to stay here in HQ.
272
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,221
We can't have you roaming
the halls acting so weird.
273
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,323
>> Man, this is wack.
Can I at least go to the mall
274
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,258
or arcade or something,
get my game on.
275
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:40,293
>> There are no arcades anymore.
276
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,229
Besides, I have lots
of games in here.
277
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,264
>> You got Pac-Man?
278
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,266
>> I think I have
Ms. Pac-Man on my phone.
279
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,268
>> Ooh, there's another Pac-Man.
I can play it on a phone.
280
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,370
Man, the future is dope!
How about flying cars?
281
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,339
>> No flying cars.
>> Moving sidewalks?
282
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,374
>> Only in airports.
>> How come we're not
283
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,343
at the airport then?
>> Because you're an adult now
284
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,411
and you have responsibilities.
>> Oh, can you at least drive
285
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:01,214
me to the mall then, pleeease!
>> I can't drive yet.
286
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,183
>> Can I drive?
Do I have my own whip?
287
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,185
>> You mean a car?
>> Yes.
288
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:07,220
>> Yes.
>> Well, what do I drive?
289
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,156
Do I have a Porsche?
A Delorean?
290
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,391
>> A 1979 AMC Pacer.
291
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,429
>> Who's da Man!
Ha ha ha!
292
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,565
Let's ditch this place and
go pick up some fly honeys.
293
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,567
>> We've been over this.
You have Career Day.
294
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,602
You can't leave.
[groan]
295
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:25,038
Besides, if I
finish this helmet,
296
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,707
we can turn you back to your
old self who doesn't beat box
297
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,776
the national anthem
while I'm working.
298
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:32,145
>> Fine, all right.
I'll go to Career Day then.
299
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,247
Fine.
>> Thank you.
300
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,749
>> Can you at least
get my jacket for me?
301
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:47,760
[disco music]
302
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:55,302
[disco music]
303
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,270
>> Mr. Stockley, if
you get through this,
304
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,606
I promise you afterwards
you can do anything you want.
305
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,375
>> Can we go to a record store?
>> I told you, there are
306
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,477
no more record stores.
There are no more records!
307
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,647
>> Oh, that's right.
It's the future.
308
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:10,617
Cassette tapes then.
309
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:14,287
***
310
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,323
>> Ow!
311
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:19,426
[sigh]
312
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:23,096
Felix...where are you?
313
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,432
>> I'm at the assembly trying
not to punch Mr. Stockley.
314
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,434
Where are you?
>> Hey Felix, dead bug!
315
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,336
Hayley >> There is a
ton of slime up here.
316
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,404
>> The Moth must
be close by then.
317
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,340
>> I gotta get it away from
the assembly before it attacks.
318
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,442
Any ideas?
319
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,410
>> Do you have anything
you could use as bait?
320
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,312
Hayley >> That's
a great idea, Felix.
321
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,414
If she wants blood, here it is.
322
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:44,251
Felix >> Hayley! Hayley,
no I didn't mean that.
323
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,319
Hayley! Hayley,
don't do anything stupid.
324
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,692
>> See...
just like that.
325
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:55,562
Feel that the tight rope
and the water glass are real.
326
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,597
If you can see it, it makes
it real for yourself
327
00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:00,033
and the audience.
328
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,569
>> Right, and where does
the giant moth come in?
329
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,005
>> Outstanding
suggestion, Angie.
330
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:08,541
Etienne, a giant moth has landed
on your nose, what do you do?
331
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:12,245
And go...!
[watchcom beeps]
332
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,481
>> Jake, Hayley needs
back-up now.
333
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,483
>> What's wrong?
>> Ah, nothing.
334
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:20,553
[clatter]
335
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,990
>> That's definitely not
the air conditioning.
336
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:34,567
[Moth shrieks]
337
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:37,704
[fan whirs]
338
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,706
[Moth snarls]
339
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,808
>> Ahhhh!
340
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,113
***
341
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:49,182
[Hayley screams]
342
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,651
[Moth snarls]
343
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:56,856
***
344
00:15:56,923 --> 00:16:04,231
[Moth hisses]
345
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:11,771
[muffled Moth snarls]
346
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,941
[zap, boom]
[Moth shrieks]
347
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,044
[gasps]
348
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,046
Angie >> Oh, please tell
me you're getting this.
349
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,081
>> Yes, but I'm going
to warn you right now,
350
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,050
I'm a bit squeamish.
My stomach's already getting
351
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:26,286
a bit...bubbly.
[Moth shrieks]
352
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,321
>> I'm going to get
Bernardo Suzuki.
353
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,257
He still has time to get
me on tonight's news.
354
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:35,095
[Moth shrieks]
355
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,297
>> Felix, I need back-up, now!
356
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:40,067
>> On my way, Jake.
[watchcom beeps]
357
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:43,103
>> There's a monster fight?
Count Sir Flash in.
358
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,238
>> Oh no no no, you are not
part of the Troop anymore.
359
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,307
>> You can't talk like
that to Sir Flash.
360
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:51,544
I'm the man who coined the
phrase 'Where's the Beast?"
361
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,314
>> Alright, I don't have time
to argue with you, let's go.
362
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:57,217
***
363
00:16:57,284 --> 00:17:02,155
[Moth snarls]
364
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,192
Aaaah!
365
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,427
You stay safe, Mr. Stockley.
366
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,362
I'll be back with
the Magnetometrons.
367
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:12,099
***
368
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:15,635
>> Forget that, Sir Flash
can not be contained.
369
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:19,639
***
370
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:26,413
[Moth snarls]
371
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,682
All right, sucker.
Who's bad?
372
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,684
***
373
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:34,687
Oww!
Oww, oww!
374
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,823
***
375
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,858
Jake >> Hey, you
overgrown mosquito,
376
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,893
leave the old man alone!
Stockley >> Who you calling
377
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,795
an old man, you skinny...
Oww, my back!
378
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,897
[Moth snarls]
379
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,899
>> Over here!
Come over here!
380
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:50,036
>> Let it take Mr. Stockley.
He's already lived a full life.
381
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:57,277
***
382
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,746
>> Hey, Mamacita!
Over here.
383
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:08,321
***
384
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,357
[Moth shrieks]
385
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,325
>> Take this.
These Magnetometrons
386
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,427
have opposite polarities
so when we fire,
387
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,929
an electromagnetic wave will...
>> Just shoot the stupid thing.
388
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,931
>> Sounds good.
389
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,900
[zaps]
390
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:25,205
[boom, splat]
391
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,209
>> You'll sure got
some primo weapons.
392
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:32,812
Back in my day all we had was
a glue trap and a hittin' stick.
393
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:42,622
***
394
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,757
>> Did you get the footage?
395
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,726
>> I would have appreciated
an 'are you okay?'
396
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:51,531
but yeah, I got everything.
397
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:55,368
>> I got your news chirp
on the KBMU Action-Blog.
398
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:58,238
Okay, what's all
this about monsters?
399
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,340
>> Follow me, Mr. Suzuki.
400
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,878
Hayley >> I'm sorry,
this closet is covered
401
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,215
by janitor-client privileges.
402
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,251
>> Ah, no no no.
Brace yourself, sir.
403
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,853
The monster, or at least
what's left of it...
404
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:21,228
Where'd it go?
>> Is this some kind of a joke?
405
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,230
>> I don't joke.
No sense of humor.
406
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,465
>> She's not joking.
>> Oh, but don't worry,
407
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:28,067
we have it all on tape.
Etienne, show him.
408
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,805
Mr. Suzuki >> Okay, who's that?
Angie >> Jake Collins.
409
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,242
A member of so-called Mime Club.
410
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,244
You'll see the
monster right now.
411
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,246
Mr. Suzuki >> I don't
see anything.
412
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,248
Where is it?
413
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:43,683
Angie >> I'm telling you,
we saw a monster.
414
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:47,287
>> It's just like Jake said, "If
you make it real for yourself,
415
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,789
you make it real
for the audience."
416
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,991
>> Oh, but take look
at all this slime.
417
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:54,294
>> This is just cornstarch
and sugar water.
418
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:58,965
It's a handy prop for
some of our mimes and...
419
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,601
good energy!
[gags]
420
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,636
Mmm...
421
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,605
Mr. Suzuki >> What is
your name, young lady?
422
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,674
>> Angela Crabtree.
>> Well Angela Crabtree,
423
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:12,445
I'm going to make sure that
you never ever work in TV
424
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:16,416
or my name isn't Bernardo
Suzuki from KBMU.
425
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,355
Felix >> Hey, guys.
426
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,391
Listen to this...
427
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,759
[Snark gurgles]
428
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:33,165
[Snark sings]
429
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,168
>> Wha, what was I
just talking about?
430
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,104
>> Nothing.
I was a mime audition.
431
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,172
[applause]
432
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,074
Hayley >> But unfortunately,
we're a three person group.
433
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,744
And ah, we're full.
434
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:48,114
>> Okay, well, thanks
for the opportunity.
435
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,350
>> Maybe next year?
>> We'll keep you in mind.
436
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,652
>> Yes!
437
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,687
[Angie huffs]
438
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:01,060
>> Well, Jake, I'm impressed.
439
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:03,162
Obviously you knew the Moth
wouldn't appear on film
440
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,064
because of its
electromagnetic wings.
441
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:07,800
>> Oh, yeah.
442
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,902
TroopGrid >> Quit
man-handling my keys.
443
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:13,973
Where's Felix?
Now he's got the magic touch.
444
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,875
Feeelix!
>> What does she think she is,
445
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,977
my mother board?
446
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:20,012
>> I don't know what
that means, man.
447
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:21,914
I'm from 1982.
Can we just do this?
448
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,684
>> Are you ready?
>> I am so ready.
449
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,853
The future is nothing like what
they show you in the movies.
450
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,921
Besides, I don't even know
what half the buttons
451
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:32,058
on this Walkman do.
>> I wouldn't hold onto
452
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:35,528
any metal just now
if I were you.
453
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,464
TroopGrid >> Felix!
>> In a minute!
454
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:39,499
TroopGrid >> Whatever.
455
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:44,136
>> This might sting
just a little bit.
456
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:48,808
[zaps]
457
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:52,612
[machine winds down]
458
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,614
Mr. Stockley?
459
00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:56,583
[groan]
460
00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:58,651
What year is it?
461
00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:01,087
>> 2010.
462
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,390
>> Yes!
I'm a genius!
463
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:09,161
>> Stop smothering me.
464
00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:11,263
TroopGrid >> I need to
know where I stand, Felix.
465
00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:13,199
You've got to let
me know, Felix.
466
00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:15,402
It's just not right, Felix.
467
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,303
Hah!
[machine winds down]
468
00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:20,407
>> Ah!
That felt good.
469
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,109
>> Um, did you just
break up with a computer?
470
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,745
>> You're right.
I feel bad.
471
00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:27,880
I'm going to reprogram
it so it was mutual.
472
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,949
[clatter of keyboard]
473
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,918
No.
>> Uh-uh.
474
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:34,421
***
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