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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,962 --> 00:00:03,332 ♪ KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY ♪ 2 00:00:03,334 --> 00:00:04,974 (Rockefeller) WE THE KNIGHTS, BABY. 3 00:00:04,965 --> 00:00:07,085 ALL RIGHT. WELCOME, LADY AND GENTLEMEN 4 00:00:07,088 --> 00:00:10,008 TO THE KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY, PHASE TWO. 5 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:13,180 ♪ WAITED SO LONG ♪ 6 00:00:13,184 --> 00:00:16,944 ♪ WAITED SO LONG ♪ 7 00:00:16,937 --> 00:00:21,137 ♪ I GOT TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE, WON'T YOU ♪ 8 00:00:21,142 --> 00:00:23,692 NO, I CUED IT UP TO THE CHORUS. 9 00:00:23,694 --> 00:00:27,154 TWO TICKETS. WE'RE IN PHASE TWO. THEY BOTH HAVE "TWO" IN IT. (music stops) 10 00:00:27,148 --> 00:00:29,318 I'M SICK OF TRYING TO ENTERTAIN YOU PEOPLE. 11 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:32,820 OKAY, LOOK, WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO GET TO PARADISE. 12 00:00:32,823 --> 00:00:34,833 LET'S JUST GO OVER WHAT WE KNOW, OKAY? 13 00:00:34,825 --> 00:00:37,155 FACT--RAY ROMANO LIVES IN L.A. WITH HIS FAMILY, 14 00:00:37,158 --> 00:00:40,328 BUT HE'LL BE IN NEW YORK FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS. 15 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:42,791 FACT--WE BELIEVE HE ALONE, 16 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:44,803 AS THEY'S BEEN NO REPORTS OF CANOODLING. 17 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:47,665 FACT--TWO DAYS AGO, RAY ROMANO BOUGHT THIS DIAMOND RING. 18 00:00:47,668 --> 00:00:51,548 12 KARATS, $1.5 MILLION. 19 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:54,312 MY GOD. IT'S MORE THAN BLING BLING. IT'S "BLING BLONG." 20 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:57,805 UH, FACT--WE STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHERE RAY ROMANO EVEN LIVES. 21 00:00:57,808 --> 00:01:01,178 UNTIL NOW, BECAUSE TODAY THE SIX OF US 22 00:01:01,182 --> 00:01:03,682 WILL BE ATTENDING RAY ROMANO'S OFF-BROADWAY PLAY 23 00:01:03,684 --> 00:01:05,744 AND AFTERWARDS, TAILING HIM HOME. 24 00:01:05,736 --> 00:01:07,986 (laughs) (cheering) 25 00:01:07,988 --> 00:01:11,028 I-I ACTUALLY, I CAN'T STALK RAY ROMANO TODAY. 26 00:01:11,031 --> 00:01:13,031 I HAVE TO TAKE A PERSONAL DAY. 27 00:01:13,033 --> 00:01:15,043 WHERE YOU GOIN'? 28 00:01:15,035 --> 00:01:17,535 HOME, UH, FOR A PARTY. 29 00:01:17,538 --> 00:01:21,198 THE COUNTRY CLUB IS, UH, NAMING A HOLE AFTER MY DAD. IT'S... 30 00:01:21,202 --> 00:01:22,662 OH, REALLY? EXCUSE ME. OOH. 31 00:01:22,663 --> 00:01:24,083 I'M SORRY. 32 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:27,054 MY DAD LIKES IT WHEN HIS KIDS STAND BEHIND HIM IN PICTURES. 33 00:01:27,047 --> 00:01:30,047 IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT TO GO HOME. YEAH, POOR LOUIS HAS TO HAVE HIS PICTURE TAKEN 34 00:01:30,050 --> 00:01:32,380 WHILE HE EATS SHRIMP WITH A DIAMOND SPOON. 35 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:34,273 HOME SOUNDS HORRIBLE. (all laugh) 36 00:01:34,265 --> 00:01:36,215 "HEY, THE GARDENER IS HUNGRY. 37 00:01:36,217 --> 00:01:39,017 DOES ANYONE HAVE CHANGE FOR A BAZILLION?" (all laugh) 38 00:01:39,019 --> 00:01:41,809 "MY POODLE FARTED. I'M THROWING IT AWAY." (all laugh) 39 00:01:41,812 --> 00:01:44,152 OKAY, GUYS, THAT'S ENOUGH. ALL RIGHT. 40 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:45,685 LOUIS, TAKE YOUR DAY. IT'S OKAY. 41 00:01:45,686 --> 00:01:48,436 FOR THE REST OF US-- SHOWTIME. (Squatch) LET'S DO IT. 42 00:01:48,439 --> 00:01:50,279 COME ON. (Esperanza) VáMANOS! 43 00:01:50,281 --> 00:01:53,691 (applause) 44 00:01:53,694 --> 00:01:55,794 HEROIN. 45 00:01:55,786 --> 00:01:58,656 OH, HEROIN, 46 00:01:58,659 --> 00:02:00,789 WHERE ARE YOU? 47 00:02:02,293 --> 00:02:05,093 RAY ROMANO-- A STONE-COLD JUNKIE? 48 00:02:05,085 --> 00:02:07,005 (whispers) THAT'S WHY THE PLAY'S CALLED "NUMB THE PAIN." 49 00:02:07,007 --> 00:02:08,247 (knock on door) 50 00:02:10,171 --> 00:02:11,341 HOPE. 51 00:02:11,342 --> 00:02:13,512 HI, JOHNNIE. HOPE, COME IN. 52 00:02:13,514 --> 00:02:17,684 WHAT'S WRONG? I GOT THE SHAKES. 53 00:02:17,678 --> 00:02:21,218 I GOT THE SHAKES, HOPE! (whispers) I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THIS 54 00:02:21,222 --> 00:02:22,602 WHILE LOUIS IS OFF 55 00:02:22,603 --> 00:02:25,613 RIDING A MINIATURE TRAIN IN HIS DAD'S LIVING ROOM. (gunshot) 56 00:02:25,606 --> 00:02:28,766 OH, MY GOD. WHAT HAVE I DONE? 57 00:02:28,769 --> 00:02:32,229 I KILLED HOPE! 58 00:02:32,233 --> 00:02:35,283 HOPE IS GONE. THERE'S NO MORE HOPE. 59 00:02:37,328 --> 00:02:40,658 I GUESS I GOTTA NUMB THE PAIN. 60 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:44,121 (whispers) HE JUST SAID THE NAME OF THE PLAY, IN THE PLAY. 61 00:02:44,124 --> 00:02:45,344 GENIUS. 62 00:02:45,336 --> 00:02:47,706 MOM! 63 00:02:47,708 --> 00:02:50,628 I'M NUMBING THE PAIN, MA! 64 00:02:54,094 --> 00:02:56,304 WE BOTH CAN'T BE READING SOMETHING. 65 00:02:56,297 --> 00:02:59,297 OH, YEAH, RIGHT. OKAY, UH... 66 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:01,300 I AM TALKING TO SOMEONE. 67 00:03:01,302 --> 00:03:02,642 UH-HUH. 68 00:03:02,643 --> 00:03:04,903 (Gary) YOU'RE NOT HEARING ME, GRANDMA. 69 00:03:04,895 --> 00:03:06,895 IT'S NOT A NURSING HOME. 70 00:03:06,897 --> 00:03:08,897 IT'S A HEALTH CARE FACILITY. 71 00:03:08,899 --> 00:03:10,439 OF COURSE I LOVE YOU. 72 00:03:16,987 --> 00:03:20,317 HE WALKED INTO THE APARTMENT AN HOUR AGO. 73 00:03:20,321 --> 00:03:22,531 HAS HE DONE ANYTHING YET? 74 00:03:22,533 --> 00:03:24,713 DRANK ANOTHER BOTTLE OF TEQUILA AND... 75 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,825 I DON'T KNOW. YOU LOOK. 76 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:29,037 (Squatch) LOOK AT HIM. 77 00:03:29,039 --> 00:03:31,959 BET HE MADE ANOTHER 50 GRAND JUST SITTING THERE. 78 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:35,182 WAIT A SECOND. WHY'S HE GOING TO THE WALL? 79 00:03:35,175 --> 00:03:36,795 HEY, GIVE ME THIS. 80 00:03:36,797 --> 00:03:40,217 OH, MY WORD, WE GOT US A SAFE! 81 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,390 (Rockefeller) YEAH, YEAH. OH, SHH, SHH! 82 00:03:42,393 --> 00:03:46,193 OH. OH, THERE SHE IS. MISS $1.5 MILLION! 83 00:03:46,186 --> 00:03:47,976 (cheering and laughing) 84 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:49,978 WE CAN DO THIS. 85 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:52,980 IT'S A STRAIGHT SHOT BETWEEN US AND THAT DIAMOND RING. DO NOT SAY, "GRAPPLING HOOK." 86 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:56,123 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. LOOK AT THE APARTMENT NEXT TO RAY'S. 87 00:03:56,116 --> 00:03:58,736 (Esperanza) BOXES. I THINK SOMEBODY'S MOVING IN. 88 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:01,489 OR THEY'RE MOVING OUT, 89 00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:04,072 IN WHICH CASE, WHOEVER MOVES IN 90 00:04:04,074 --> 00:04:07,464 IS GONNA BE 24 INCHES AWAY FROM RAY ROMANO'S SAFE. 91 00:04:07,458 --> 00:04:10,078 (all laughing) 92 00:04:11,922 --> 00:04:14,932 ALL RIGHT. I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE REALTOR. 93 00:04:14,925 --> 00:04:16,925 NOW THE APARTMENT IS STILL AVAILABLE... ALL RIGHT. 94 00:04:16,927 --> 00:04:20,257 BUT IT'S 20 GRAND A MONTH. OH, IF I HAD 20 GRAND, 95 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,260 I WOULD NOT BE BURGLARING RAY ROMANO. NONE OF US GOT THAT KIND OF STRUDEL. 96 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,693 HELLO? AM I THE ONLY ONE 97 00:04:25,686 --> 00:04:28,016 WHO REMEMBERS THAT LOUIS IS WORTH 250 MIL? 98 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:30,888 LOUIS, WHY DON'T YOU FLOAT US A LITTLE LOAN-SKI? 99 00:04:30,891 --> 00:04:33,981 I AM NOT RICH. MY DAD IS. I DON'T GET A PENNY 100 00:04:33,984 --> 00:04:36,994 UNLESS I BECOME SOME EVIL STOCK MARKET ROBOT LIKE HIM. 101 00:04:36,987 --> 00:04:40,697 THAT'S WHY I'M ROBBING RAY ROMANO, JUST LIKE YOU GUYS. 102 00:04:40,701 --> 00:04:42,701 (laughs) YEAH, YOU'RE JUST LIKE US. 103 00:04:42,703 --> 00:04:45,083 YOU GOT A JANITOR, JANITOR, TAXI DRIVER, 104 00:04:45,075 --> 00:04:48,035 SECURITY GUARD, MILLIONAIRE AND A WAITRESS. 105 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:51,118 YOU FIT RIGHT IN. MAYBE YOUR DAD WILL LEND US THE 20 GRAND. 106 00:04:51,121 --> 00:04:54,251 GUYS, I-I CAN'T ASK MY DAD FOR THAT KIND OF MONEY. 107 00:04:54,254 --> 00:04:57,184 HEY, IT'S EASY. WATCH. 108 00:04:57,177 --> 00:05:01,967 PAPI, CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY, PLEASE? 109 00:05:01,972 --> 00:05:04,222 I LOVE YOU, PAPI. 110 00:05:04,224 --> 00:05:07,024 (Eugene) YOU WANNA BE A FILMMAKER, RIGHT? 111 00:05:07,017 --> 00:05:08,977 WELL, ARTISTS NEED BENEFACTORS. 112 00:05:08,979 --> 00:05:11,979 MAYBE YOUR DAD WILL LEND YOU THE 20 GRAND TO MAKE A FILM. 113 00:05:11,982 --> 00:05:14,402 YOU DON'T KNOW MY DAD VERY WELL. 114 00:05:14,395 --> 00:05:16,985 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, ALL RIGHT? 115 00:05:16,987 --> 00:05:19,937 THE THING THAT STANDS BETWEEN US AND OUR DREAMS 116 00:05:19,940 --> 00:05:23,530 IS THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO ASK YOUR DADDY FOR ALLOWANCE? 117 00:05:23,534 --> 00:05:25,664 OKAY. 118 00:05:25,656 --> 00:05:27,116 I'LL TRY. 119 00:05:27,117 --> 00:05:29,577 ALL RIGHT. GOOD MAN. BE GOOD. TRY HARD. 120 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:31,080 (Gary) BREAK A LEG. COLLEGE TRY. 121 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:33,081 (Gary) APPRECIATE IT. 122 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:35,383 HE AIN'T GONNA ASK. 123 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:38,296 HE'S ALWAYS COME THROUGH BEFORE. YEAH, BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT, 124 00:05:38,298 --> 00:05:40,298 BECAUSE IF LOUIS MESSES WITH HIS DADDY, 125 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:43,380 HE MESSES WITH HIS SAFETY NET, AND NO RICH KID'S GONNA DO THAT. 126 00:05:43,384 --> 00:05:46,104 LOOK, HOW DO WE KNOW THAT THIS AIN'T ALL JUST A GAME FOR HIM? 127 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:48,596 HUH? HOW DO WE KNOW 128 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:53,019 THAT LOUIS ISN'T JUST SLUMMING WITH THE POOR KIDS FOR KICKS? 129 00:05:53,023 --> 00:05:57,073 LIKE THE WAY CHICKS PRETEND TO BE LESBIANS IN COLLEGE. 130 00:06:04,695 --> 00:06:06,405 (man) YEAH, TELL VANACORE THAT HE TRADES 131 00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:09,577 LIKE A LITTLE GIRL, AND IF HE DOESN'T MAKE HIS NUMBERS, 132 00:06:09,580 --> 00:06:12,410 I WILL PERSONALLY COME DOWN TO THE TRADING FLOOR 133 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:15,423 AND REMOVE HIS EYEBALLS FROM HIS HEAD. (hangs up phone) 134 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:18,416 I'M BUSY, LOUIS, SO IF YOU'RE HERE TO DROP OFF YOUR LAUNDRY, 135 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:20,629 GO DO IT. OKAY. UH... 136 00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:23,091 WELL, WHAT IS IT? 137 00:06:23,093 --> 00:06:26,683 (clears throat) I HAVE A BUSINESS PROPOSAL. 138 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:28,717 BUSINESS? YOU? 139 00:06:28,719 --> 00:06:32,679 YEAH. YES, UH, YES, SIR. I, UM... 140 00:06:32,683 --> 00:06:34,063 (clears throat) 141 00:06:34,064 --> 00:06:38,074 DAD, AS YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN DOING A FILM INTERNSHIP, 142 00:06:38,068 --> 00:06:39,858 AND IT'S ACTUALLY INSPIRED ME 143 00:06:39,860 --> 00:06:42,520 TO MAKE MY OWN MOVIE, WH--WHICH IS AN EXCELLENT, 144 00:06:42,523 --> 00:06:45,293 UH, INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU. 145 00:06:45,285 --> 00:06:47,325 SO YOU WANT TO MAKE A MOVIE? 146 00:06:47,327 --> 00:06:51,027 OH, THAT'S THE KIND OF BUSINESS I WANT TO BE IN. 147 00:06:51,031 --> 00:06:54,711 YES, WALL STREET, PLEASE. MY SON IS GOING TO MAKE A FILM. 148 00:06:54,705 --> 00:06:58,085 YEAH, HELLO? HELLO? THEY HUNG UP. 149 00:06:58,088 --> 00:06:59,588 I-I'M GONNA DROP OFF MY LAUNDRY. 150 00:06:59,590 --> 00:07:02,130 NO, COME ON, CECIL B. DeMILLE. SPIT IT OUT. 151 00:07:02,132 --> 00:07:04,602 TELL ME ABOUT YOUR BRILLIANT MOVIE IDEA. 152 00:07:04,595 --> 00:07:06,255 UH... 153 00:07:06,256 --> 00:07:08,636 OKAY. (clears throat) 154 00:07:08,639 --> 00:07:12,719 WE OPEN ON A BABY. UH, ADORABLE. (chuckles) 155 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:15,733 AND, UH, THE BABY OPENS HIS MOUTH, AND WHAT'S THAT? 156 00:07:15,726 --> 00:07:17,106 THE BABY'S TALKING, 157 00:07:17,107 --> 00:07:20,107 AND--AND NOT BABY TALK EITHER, NO, NO, NO, NO. 158 00:07:20,110 --> 00:07:25,660 BUT OUR BABY TALKS LIKE ROCK STAR COMEDIAN DANE COOK. 159 00:07:25,656 --> 00:07:27,776 (chuckles) 160 00:07:27,778 --> 00:07:30,698 OKAY, I'LL, UM, 161 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:34,071 I'LL SEE YOU AT THANKSGIVING. 162 00:07:34,074 --> 00:07:36,254 (Eugene) BAD NEWS. HE DIDN'T GET THE MONEY. 163 00:07:36,246 --> 00:07:39,246 BET THE KID DIDN'T EVEN ASK. HE SAID HE DID, OKAY? IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE 164 00:07:39,249 --> 00:07:43,629 LOUIS AND HIS OLD MAN DON'T HAVE THE BEST RELATIONSHIP. OR LOUIS DON'T WANNA PUSH TOO HARD 165 00:07:43,634 --> 00:07:46,094 'CAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE HIS BREAD GETS BUTTERED. 166 00:07:46,086 --> 00:07:47,676 LOOK, I HATE TO SAY THIS, 167 00:07:47,678 --> 00:07:50,888 BUT I THINK IT MIGHT BE TIME TO GET RID OF THE KID. (talking at once) 168 00:07:50,891 --> 00:07:53,181 OH, WE'RE NOT GETTING RID OF ANYONE, SQUATCH. 169 00:07:53,183 --> 00:07:56,153 I GOT IT. LET'S KIDNAP LOUIS. 170 00:07:56,146 --> 00:08:00,766 WHAT? IT WOULD BE SO EASY. WE JUST KEEP LOUIS HERE, SAFE AND SOUND, 171 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:03,651 WHILE WE ALSO MAKE SOME SCARY PHONE CALLS TO HIS PARENTS. 172 00:08:03,654 --> 00:08:07,324 ARE YOU INSANE? WE'RE NOT KIDNAPPING LOUIS. NO, WAIT A MINUTE, CHIEF. 173 00:08:07,317 --> 00:08:09,317 I THINK GARY MAY HAVE SOMETHING HERE. 174 00:08:09,319 --> 00:08:11,319 20 GRAND IS NOTHING TO THOSE PEOPLE. 175 00:08:11,321 --> 00:08:14,881 THEY WOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM PAYING IT TO GET THEIR KID BACK. HUH? 176 00:08:14,875 --> 00:08:16,875 WELL, MR. PLUNK DOES TREAT LOUIS LIKE GARBAGE. 177 00:08:16,877 --> 00:08:19,037 MAYBE THIS WOULD HELP HIM REALIZE 178 00:08:19,039 --> 00:08:20,959 HOW MUCH HIS SON MEANS TO HIM. 179 00:08:20,961 --> 00:08:25,051 KIDNAP LOUIS FOR LOUIS. 180 00:08:25,045 --> 00:08:27,045 NEVER REALLY KNEW MY DADDY. 181 00:08:27,047 --> 00:08:30,087 IF SOMEBODY KIDNAPPED ME GROWING UP, MAYBE I'D-A GOT THE CHANCE. 182 00:08:32,683 --> 00:08:34,053 HEY, HEY, HEY. 183 00:08:34,054 --> 00:08:36,694 GUYS, UH, LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT, HUH? 184 00:08:36,687 --> 00:08:38,137 Uh, CANNOLIS... 185 00:08:38,138 --> 00:08:41,098 FOR EVERYBODY. 186 00:08:41,101 --> 00:08:43,231 OH, DID I... DID I SAY IT WRONG? 187 00:08:43,233 --> 00:08:46,573 UH, CANNOLIS. CAN... CAN-YOLIS? 188 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:48,567 LOUIS, CAN I-- 189 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:53,199 CAN I HAVE A SMALL WORD WITH YOU FOR JUST A SECOND, PLEASE? 190 00:08:55,996 --> 00:08:58,456 LOUIS, SOMETIMES BEING THE BOSS 191 00:08:58,458 --> 00:09:00,458 MEANS YOU HAVE TO MAKE BOLD DECISIONS, 192 00:09:00,460 --> 00:09:04,540 EVEN IF THEY COME AS A SHOCK OR ARE DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND. 193 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,844 OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU FIRING ME? 194 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:10,967 BECAUSE I--I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A KNIGHTS SCREEN SAVER ALL WEEK. 195 00:09:10,971 --> 00:09:13,091 AND--AND, UH, I-I THINK I CAN FIT THROUGH A CAT DOOR, 196 00:09:13,093 --> 00:09:15,443 YOU KNOW, IF--IF RAY ROMANO HAS A CAT OR A CAT DOOR. 197 00:09:15,435 --> 00:09:18,135 "FIRED"? WHAT ARE YOU... WHERE'D YOU GET "FIRED" FROM? 198 00:09:18,138 --> 00:09:20,518 WE'RE NOT GONNA... WE WERE NEVER GONNA FIRE YOU. 199 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:23,440 NO, NO, WE'RE KIDNAPPING YOU. 200 00:09:23,443 --> 00:09:24,953 WHAT? 201 00:09:24,945 --> 00:09:28,735 YEAH, YEAH, AND WE HAVE A LOT OF VERY GOOD REASONS, 202 00:09:28,739 --> 00:09:31,399 AND WHEN THIS IS OVER, YOU'LL THANK US. 203 00:09:31,401 --> 00:09:34,791 WHEN WHAT'S OVER? YOU CAN'T KIDNAP ME. IT'S ME. 204 00:09:36,747 --> 00:09:39,997 OKAY, I'M--I'M GONNA GO HOME NOW, 205 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,910 AND, UH, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS TOMORROW? 206 00:09:42,913 --> 00:09:45,013 (Louis) UH... 207 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:49,876 YOU'RE, UH, STANDING IN MY WAY, MR. BUTTS. 208 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:53,050 I KNOW. YOU'RE KIDNAPPED. ISN'T HE KIDNAPPED? 209 00:09:53,053 --> 00:09:54,553 YEAH. 210 00:09:54,554 --> 00:09:56,434 LIKE REALLY KIDNAPPED? LIKE I CAN'T LEAVE? 211 00:09:56,426 --> 00:09:58,766 YEP, THAT'S THE IDEA. 212 00:09:58,769 --> 00:10:01,889 LIKE IF I TRY TO LEAVE AGAIN, WHAT HAPPENS? 213 00:10:03,433 --> 00:10:08,733 WELL, HERE I GO, UH, TRYING TO... LEAVE. 214 00:10:08,729 --> 00:10:11,029 HEY, UH, DON'T. HALT. 215 00:10:11,031 --> 00:10:13,191 GUYS, IT'S--IT'S ME, LOUIS. 216 00:10:13,193 --> 00:10:15,873 NO, WE KNOW. 217 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:19,996 OKAY, THEN. UH... OKAY, SO, OKAY, SO THIS IS PLAN "A," 218 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,740 NOW I'M JUST GOING TO HEAD OUT 219 00:10:21,742 --> 00:10:23,742 AND PICK UP SOME TEA FOR EVERYBODY, 220 00:10:23,744 --> 00:10:26,554 UH, TEA WITH LITTLE TEDDY BEARS IN THE PJ's, YOU KNOW? 221 00:10:26,546 --> 00:10:29,546 AND THEN I'LL HEAD RIGHT BACK UP HERE, 222 00:10:29,549 --> 00:10:32,419 AND WE CAN DISCUSS OTHER OPTIONS. 223 00:10:32,422 --> 00:10:34,812 RIGHT. KIDNAPPED. 224 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:48,185 (Louis) UH, OKAY, HOLD ON. HOLD ON HERE, GUYS. 225 00:10:48,188 --> 00:10:50,978 UM... 226 00:10:50,981 --> 00:10:53,651 AM I REALLY KIDNAPPED? FOR THE LAST TIME, YES. 227 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,833 LOOK, IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE CAN GET MONEY OUT OF YOUR OLD MAN 228 00:10:56,827 --> 00:10:59,987 SO WE CAN ROB RAY ROMANO. HEY, WE'RE ALMOST DONE WITH THE RANSOM NOTE. 229 00:10:59,990 --> 00:11:01,950 I CUT "ALIVE" OUT OF AN AD FOR BUG SPRAY. 230 00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:04,122 THAT'S WHY THE "V" BE ALL SHAPED LIKE A MILLIPEDE. 231 00:11:04,124 --> 00:11:07,424 (Squatch) WHAT ELSE DO WE NEED? WE NEED MR. PLUNK'S ADDRESS, 232 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:10,337 SO WE CAN, UH, MAIL HIM THE RANSOM NOTE. LOUIS, WHAT'S YOUR HOME ADDRESS? 233 00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:13,000 1 MILLION I'M NOT TELLING STREET, 234 00:11:13,003 --> 00:11:15,143 APARTMENT NO. 235 00:11:19,349 --> 00:11:21,429 (door closes) 236 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:24,941 LOUIS, HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME? 237 00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:28,935 ABOUT MY LIFE BEFORE DRIVING A TAXI? 238 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:31,649 DID YOU KNOW THAT I SERVED FOUR YEARS 239 00:11:31,651 --> 00:11:35,991 IN THE INDIAN REPUBLICAN GUARD? 240 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:39,076 I WAS... 241 00:11:39,079 --> 00:11:40,529 A TORTURER. 242 00:11:40,530 --> 00:11:42,160 UH, GARY, 243 00:11:42,162 --> 00:11:44,202 YOU'RE SAYING EVERYTHING THAT SAYID SAYS ON "LOST." 244 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,044 "LOST"? 245 00:11:47,037 --> 00:11:48,327 I AM NOT FAMILIAR. 246 00:11:48,328 --> 00:11:51,168 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH A TAPE MEASURE? 247 00:11:51,171 --> 00:11:54,001 IT IS SHARP. YOU'D BE SURPRISED. 248 00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:55,644 VERY SURPRISED. 249 00:11:55,635 --> 00:11:58,215 ENOUGH JOKES, MR. PLUNK. 250 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:01,218 IS YOUR WALLET LEATHER? 251 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:05,311 I SHOW YOU WHAT TAPE MEASURE CAN DO TO FLESH. 252 00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:12,060 OKAY. 253 00:12:12,062 --> 00:12:14,612 HIS DAD LIVES ON 1505 STEAMBOAT ROAD. 254 00:12:14,614 --> 00:12:15,994 OH, HO, GOOD JOB. 255 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:18,196 ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE THE TAPE. COME ON. 256 00:12:18,198 --> 00:12:20,858 (Eugene) READY? 257 00:12:20,861 --> 00:12:22,781 AND... ACTION. 258 00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:25,133 DAD, I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED. 259 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,665 IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE ME ALIVE AGAIN... 260 00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:29,997 OH, GOD. COME ON, LOUIS. PLEASE, CAN YOU DO IT RIGHT? 261 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,960 DADDY, I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY KIDNAPPERS! 262 00:12:33,964 --> 00:12:38,264 IF YOU DON'T PAY, THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME WITH MURDER! 263 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,218 (imitates loud sobbing) 264 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,840 DID YOU GET THAT? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED? 265 00:12:42,843 --> 00:12:46,483 THIS IS TYRONE MAYHEM. IF YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR SON AGAIN-- 266 00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:49,016 YOUR VOICE IS NOT SCARY ENOUGH. 267 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:52,019 DO IT LIKE THIS. (deeper voice) THIS IS TYRONE MAYHEM. WHO'S THAT SUPPOSED TO BE? 268 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:54,692 (normal voice) DUDE, THAT'S YOU BEING SCARY. BACK OFF. THIS IS MY MOVIE, MAN. I AIN'T TALKING 269 00:12:54,694 --> 00:12:57,784 TO THE MAN IN THE MIRROR. GO SIT DOWN. NO, YOU NEED TO TAKE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. 270 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,107 NO, COME ON. I'M GONNA DO MY THING. 271 00:12:59,109 --> 00:13:00,449 CAN I DO MY THING, PLEASE? 272 00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:02,660 DO YOUR THING, BUT-- ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 273 00:13:02,662 --> 00:13:04,662 (Eugene) STOP, GUYS, STOP. LET'S GO BACK. LISTEN-- 274 00:13:04,664 --> 00:13:06,254 THIS IS TYRONE MAYHEM. 275 00:13:06,246 --> 00:13:08,786 BRING 20 GRAND IN UNBARKED MILLS... 276 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,118 MILLS. (Esperanza laughs) 277 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:13,120 (laughs) BARKED MILL. HEY, CAN YOU BARK THIS MILL? 278 00:13:13,123 --> 00:13:15,883 ALL RIGHT, SORRY. HERE WE GO. (clears throat) 279 00:13:15,876 --> 00:13:18,086 (laughing) 280 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:21,798 (all laughing) 281 00:13:28,348 --> 00:13:32,348 THIS IS THE MAYHEM GANG. IF YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR SON AGAIN... 282 00:13:32,352 --> 00:13:34,562 (deep voice) BRING 20 GRAND IN UNMARKED BILLS 283 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,824 TO QUEENS PARK BY 8:00 A.M. 284 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,146 NO COPS. NO FBI. 285 00:13:39,149 --> 00:13:42,239 AND YOUR SON WILL BE RETURNED WITHOUT BEING ARMED. 286 00:13:42,242 --> 00:13:43,782 HARMED. 287 00:13:43,783 --> 00:13:46,293 WITHOUT ARMS. WE GON' RIP HIS ARMS OFF. 288 00:13:46,286 --> 00:13:48,366 (Eugene) CUT. PRINT. YES. 289 00:13:48,368 --> 00:13:50,368 ALL RIGHT, SO ALL WE HAVE TO DO 290 00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:53,580 IS POP THIS IN AN ENVELOPE WITH THE RANSOM NOTE, 291 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,803 AND WE OVERNIGHT IT TO LOUIS' DAD, AND WE'RE ALMOST HOME. OVERNIGHT? 292 00:13:56,796 --> 00:14:00,166 WHOA, BIG SPENDER. WHY DON'T WE SECOND DAY AIR AND SAVE $16? LOOK, I DON'T WANT 293 00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:02,170 TO KIDNAP LOUIS ANY LONGER THAN WE HAVE TO. 294 00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:04,762 BY TOMORROW MORNING AT 8:00 A.M., 295 00:14:04,764 --> 00:14:07,474 THIS WILL ALL BE OVER. CAN I AT LEAST BE KIDNAPPED IN FRONT OF A TV? 296 00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:10,677 "PROJECT RUNWAY" IS COMING ON. 297 00:14:13,023 --> 00:14:15,863 (Gary) SO THIS IS IT? THE DROP. 298 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,975 YOU KNOW, IN THE MOVIES, THIS IS WHERE IT ALL GOES TO HELL. 299 00:14:18,979 --> 00:14:22,819 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS? I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK. LOOK, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 300 00:14:22,822 --> 00:14:24,822 THIS IS THE WAY IT'S GONNA GO DOWN. 301 00:14:24,824 --> 00:14:26,754 MR. PLUNK IS GONNA PUT A BRIEFCASE FULL OF CASH 302 00:14:26,746 --> 00:14:28,786 IN THAT TRASH CAN OVER THERE. WE WAIT TEN MINUTES. 303 00:14:28,788 --> 00:14:33,038 THEN I GO GET THE BRIEFCASE. THEN BANG! A S.W.A.T. TEAM SNIPER BLOWS YOUR BRAINS OFF. 304 00:14:33,043 --> 00:14:36,053 NO ONE'S GONNA BLOW MY BRAINS OFF. THERE ARE NO COPS. 305 00:14:36,046 --> 00:14:38,416 OUR NOTE SPECIFICALLY SAID, "NO COPS." BESIDES, LOOK AROUND. 306 00:14:38,418 --> 00:14:40,588 THERE'S NOWHERE FOR A COP TO HIDE, ANYWAY. 307 00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:43,960 THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT MEL GIBSON SAID IN RON HOWARD'S "RANSOM," 308 00:14:43,964 --> 00:14:45,974 AND THEN BANG! KILLED BY A SNIPER. 309 00:14:45,966 --> 00:14:48,386 I AM ASSUMING. I DID NOT SEE IT 310 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,268 AND WILL NOT, NOW THAT I KNOW THAT MEL HATES THE JEWS. 311 00:14:51,271 --> 00:14:53,471 (grunts) 312 00:14:53,473 --> 00:14:56,523 HEY, MR. SQUACIERI, LOOK OVER THERE. 313 00:14:58,478 --> 00:15:00,818 HA! 314 00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:05,202 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS DIDN'T EVEN ASK ME IF I WANTED TO BE IN 315 00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:07,075 ON KIDNAPPING ME. I MEAN, IT IS ME. 316 00:15:07,077 --> 00:15:10,827 WELL, WOULD YOU HAVE BEEN IN ON IT? NO, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 317 00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:13,450 NO, THE POINT IS, WE ROB BECAUSE WE HAVE TO. 318 00:15:13,453 --> 00:15:16,093 YOU ROB BECAUSE YOU FREAKIN' FEEL LIKE IT. 319 00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:18,706 SO WHEN THINGS GO BAD, 320 00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:22,038 YOU GET YOURSELF A NICE, FANCY LAWYER, AND WE GET GARY. 321 00:15:22,042 --> 00:15:23,882 I WOULD NEVER RAT ON YOU GUYS. 322 00:15:23,883 --> 00:15:25,893 YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HELP YOURSELF. 323 00:15:25,885 --> 00:15:28,135 YOU COULDN'T SAY "BOO" TO YOUR DADDY. 324 00:15:28,138 --> 00:15:30,048 WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE, 325 00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:33,720 WHO YOU GONNA SIDE WITH? 250 MIL OR 5 SCHLUBS? 326 00:15:33,723 --> 00:15:35,113 I'M A SCHLUB. 327 00:15:35,105 --> 00:15:37,055 NO, YOU AIN'T. 328 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,150 YOU'RE RICH, LOUIS. 329 00:15:42,152 --> 00:15:44,562 I CAN'T GET PAST THAT. 330 00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:52,869 WELL, DID YOU GET THE RANSOM MONEY? 331 00:15:52,872 --> 00:15:54,872 AM, I, UH, OFFICIALLY UN-KIDNAPPED NOW? 332 00:15:54,874 --> 00:15:56,924 AH, WE'RE STILL, UH, SHORING THINGS UP, 333 00:15:56,916 --> 00:15:59,916 UH, VIS-à-VIS THE MONEY SITUATION. 334 00:15:59,919 --> 00:16:01,839 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, 335 00:16:01,841 --> 00:16:05,801 THAT MY DAD ONLY CAME UP WITH, LIKE, $15,000? UH, NO. 336 00:16:05,795 --> 00:16:07,005 $10,000? 337 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:10,547 LOUIS... 338 00:16:10,550 --> 00:16:12,760 YOUR FATHER NEVER CAME. 339 00:16:12,762 --> 00:16:14,972 WHAT? 340 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,864 WE WAITED IN THE PARK FOR THREE HOURS. HE NEVER SHOWED UP. 341 00:16:17,857 --> 00:16:20,977 MY DAD ABANDONED ME? 342 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,190 DON'T WORRY. IT'S NOTHING THAT A NICE WARM BATH 343 00:16:24,194 --> 00:16:26,744 IN THAT TRUST FUND WON'T CURE. 344 00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:32,449 YOU KNOW WHAT, MR. SQUACIERI? SHUT UP! 345 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:38,035 YEAH, 'CAUSE GUESS WHAT? I'M NOT POOR. 346 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:41,078 OKAY? AND LOOK AT ME. WHOO! 347 00:16:41,081 --> 00:16:43,291 LOOK HOW PERFECT MY RICH LIFE IS! 348 00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:45,933 WANNA SEE SOME SCENES FROM MY PERFECT LIFE? 349 00:16:45,925 --> 00:16:48,425 MY MOM GETS DRUNK OFF OF PASSION FRUIT MARTINIS, 350 00:16:48,428 --> 00:16:50,048 AND SHE SAYS, 351 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:52,720 "LOUIS, IF YOU WANT A NOSE JOB, I'LL PAY FOR IT." 352 00:16:52,722 --> 00:16:54,932 AND WHEN I--WHEN I WAS 12, 353 00:16:54,934 --> 00:16:57,144 I ASKED MY DAD FOR SOME SINGING LESSONS, 354 00:16:57,137 --> 00:16:59,137 AND HE GOT QUINCY JONES 355 00:16:59,139 --> 00:17:03,439 TO CALL ME AND TELL ME THAT I HAD NO TALENT. 356 00:17:03,443 --> 00:17:05,453 WE SHOULD HAVE FOUND A WAY 357 00:17:05,445 --> 00:17:07,405 TO GET THAT MONEY FROM MY DAD TOGETHER, 358 00:17:07,407 --> 00:17:11,647 BUT YOU ALL BETRAYED ME BECAUSE I'M RICH? 359 00:17:11,651 --> 00:17:13,031 GUESS WHAT? I'M NOT... 360 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,422 I'M NOT JUST SOME RICH KID. 361 00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:19,496 I'M LOUIS PLUNK, 362 00:17:19,499 --> 00:17:22,659 AND IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE, THEN... 363 00:17:22,662 --> 00:17:24,962 THEN MAYBE THE KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY... 364 00:17:24,964 --> 00:17:26,974 SUCKS. 365 00:17:35,975 --> 00:17:38,015 EXCUSE ME. 366 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,114 LOUIS. 367 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,987 YES, DAD. LOUIS, YOUR SON? 368 00:17:48,988 --> 00:17:51,568 I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY TO YOU. 369 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,191 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS OR NOT, 370 00:17:54,194 --> 00:17:56,204 BUT WHEN YOUR SON IS KIDNAPPED, 371 00:17:56,196 --> 00:17:58,196 THE TRADITIONAL RESPONSE IS TO DO SOMETHING, 372 00:17:58,198 --> 00:18:00,198 INSTEAD OF JUST SITTING IN HERE, 373 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,660 CLACKING YOUR CLACKY BALLS AND LETTING ME DIE! 374 00:18:03,663 --> 00:18:06,883 I THINK YOU MIGHT FIND THIS INTERESTING. 375 00:18:06,876 --> 00:18:10,336 BRING 20 GRAND IN UNMARKED BILLS TO QUEENS PARK... 376 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:13,260 YOU SEE THIS, AND YOU DO NOTHING? 377 00:18:13,263 --> 00:18:15,483 (Rockefeller) NO FBI. 378 00:18:15,475 --> 00:18:17,015 (grunts) 379 00:18:17,016 --> 00:18:19,136 (making high-pitched sounds) 380 00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:20,979 OH, NO. 381 00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:23,020 YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME, SABRETOOTH? 382 00:18:23,022 --> 00:18:26,072 (growling) 383 00:18:26,065 --> 00:18:29,105 THIS WAS ON THE TAPE? WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 384 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,108 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART. 385 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,110 I'M THE BEST THERE IS AT WHAT I DO, 386 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,242 AND WHAT I DO ISN'T VERY NICE! 387 00:18:36,236 --> 00:18:38,196 OH, HO! WHOA. HEY. 388 00:18:38,198 --> 00:18:40,198 YOU DIDN'T PAY THE RANSOM 389 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,120 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T THINK THE KIDNAPPING WAS REAL. I... 390 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:46,092 I'LL SEE YOU AT THANKSGIVING. LOUIS, HOLD ON. 391 00:18:46,085 --> 00:18:48,585 WHEN I SAID NO TO INVESTING IN YOUR MOVIE, 392 00:18:48,588 --> 00:18:52,088 I NEVER EXPECTED YOU TO FAKE A KIDNAPPING 393 00:18:52,091 --> 00:18:54,211 TO GET THE MONEY FROM ME. 394 00:18:54,214 --> 00:18:57,434 FRANKLY, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU THIS PASSIONATE ABOUT ANYTHING. 395 00:18:57,427 --> 00:19:00,217 ARE YOU... ARE YOU GIVING ME THE MONEY? 396 00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:02,220 YES. 397 00:19:03,973 --> 00:19:06,233 SO YOU CAN FAIL. 398 00:19:06,226 --> 00:19:08,606 IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GONNA 399 00:19:08,608 --> 00:19:11,148 GET ALL OF THIS CRAP OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM. 400 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,770 THEN YOU CAN COME BACK AND WORK FOR ME. 401 00:19:16,366 --> 00:19:18,406 YOU KNOW WHAT, DAD? 402 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:21,578 THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY TO YOU. 403 00:19:21,581 --> 00:19:24,201 KISS... 404 00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,634 MY... 405 00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:28,046 BUM. 406 00:19:28,047 --> 00:19:31,837 ASS. NO! KISS MY ASS! 407 00:19:31,841 --> 00:19:34,341 ASS! 408 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,893 (siren wails) 409 00:19:44,894 --> 00:19:46,274 (creature roars on TV) 410 00:19:46,266 --> 00:19:49,476 OWNED! NOW I'M SQUATTING ON YOUR CORPSE. 411 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:53,189 OWNED! 412 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,242 (gunfire) 413 00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:58,865 (creature roars) 414 00:19:58,868 --> 00:20:00,868 HEY. 415 00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:04,030 HEY. CAN WE TALK? 416 00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:06,673 LOUIS... 417 00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:08,876 PLEASE COME BACK TO GLICKMAN'S. 418 00:20:08,878 --> 00:20:12,208 WHY, SO YOU CAN KNOCK ME OUT AND SELL MY KIDNEYS? 419 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,211 NO, NO, WE WANT TO APOLOGIZE. 420 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:18,303 PLEASE, JUST COME BACK. 421 00:20:21,761 --> 00:20:24,221 (all) SURPRISE! 422 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,233 WOW. IT'S THE LEAST WE COULD DO. 423 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,846 IT'S LITERALLY THE VERY LEAST WE COULD DO. 424 00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:34,900 (Esperanza laughs) 425 00:20:34,904 --> 00:20:37,664 HEY, I WAS WRONG, ALL RIGHT? I'M AN IDIOT. 426 00:20:37,657 --> 00:20:41,117 YOU'RE JUST AS MUCH OF A LOSER AS THE REST OF US. 427 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,990 YOU'RE A KNIGHT. 428 00:20:46,626 --> 00:20:49,036 COULD YOU GUYS GIVE ME A MINUTE? 429 00:20:49,038 --> 00:20:51,668 HEY, DAD. UM, I-I-I DON'T KNOW 430 00:20:51,671 --> 00:20:54,041 IF YOU REMEMBER THAT CHECK THAT GOT RIPPED UP? 431 00:20:54,043 --> 00:20:56,053 (Mr. Plunk yelling over phone) 432 00:20:56,045 --> 00:20:58,835 YEAH, UH-HUH. UH-HUH. 433 00:20:58,838 --> 00:21:00,218 THAT'S THE CHECK. 434 00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:03,009 (laughs nervously) 435 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,012 I LOVE YOU. 436 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:11,694 ♪ WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA ♪ 437 00:21:11,691 --> 00:21:13,691 ♪ WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA-- ♪ 438 00:21:13,693 --> 00:21:16,073 I HAVE TO REWIND TO THE CHORUS. 439 00:21:16,065 --> 00:21:18,695 THIS PART IS JUST "OHs" AND "WHOAs." 440 00:21:18,698 --> 00:21:21,988 (tape rewinding) 441 00:21:21,991 --> 00:21:23,991 ♪ WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA ♪ 442 00:21:23,993 --> 00:21:26,173 TAPES. 443 00:21:26,165 --> 00:21:30,285 (tape continues rewinding) 444 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,169 ♪ WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA ♪ 445 00:21:32,171 --> 00:21:34,251 ♪ KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY ♪ 446 00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:36,263 (Rockefeller) WE THE KNIGHTS, BABY. 33871

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