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- Dude, what was that girl's name I was talkin to?

- [Voiceover] Huh?

- That girl I was talkin to.

Hey, why you filmin me dude?

- [Voiceover] What girl?

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- I can't remember her name.

- [Voiceover] But you got her number?

- Yeah, I put it in here somewhere,

I just don't know what I put her name under.

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- [Voiceover] Are we goin over to get pizza?

- Yeah, let's go to Leroy's.

Think they're still open?

- [Voiceover] I don't know.

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- You still filmin me with that thing?

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What the fuck?

[ominous music]

Dude, do you see that?

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Dude?

Is that Jeff and Melissa's?

- [Voiceover] Yeah, I think so.

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- You guys, how are ya?

I need you to step back.

- Hey, is everything alright?

We know them.

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- Sir, I need you to put the camera down.

- [Voiceover] But we know them.

- Okay, I need you to stop video taping.

Could you step over here for me?

Sir, please stop video tapin.

I need you to step over here, and I'll talk to you.

- Yeah, let me give you a call back.

What d'ya got?

- [Voiceover] Man, I'm glad to see you guys.

What's up?

What's goin on here?

- Officer, move those people back.

- [Voiceover] Okay, just step over here.

Sir, step over here.

Just about three steps to your right please.

[ominous music]

For now, right over here.

- She told you to put the camera away now.

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[rustling]

[door latch clicking]

- [Voiceover] Steve.

- What's up man?

- [Voiceover] What's up buddy?

How ya doin?

- Good, is that a new phone?

[laughing]

- [Voiceover] Yes, it is.

- Did Melissa buy you a case?

- [Voiceover] Uh-huh, you like that?

- Oh my God, no.

- [Voiceover] Are you and Lisa still comin over

for dinner tonight?

- Absolutely, man, we'll be there.

- [Voiceover] Cool, excellent, I'll see you

in little bit then.

- Hey, actually, the game's still on.

Why don't you come in for some beers?

- [Voiceover] Dude, you are killin me.

I told Melissa I was gonna finish settin up

the security system in the house so.

- Alright.

- [Voiceover] Oh, and by the way, I sent you

an email with the new security codes to the front door.

- Oh, okay, I'll check it out.

- [Voiceover] Just for emergencies.

- You got it man.

- [Voiceover] Cool, thanks buddy.

[beeping]

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- Hi baby.

- [Voiceover] So the fourth and final security camera

is installed.

- Awesome, thank you for doin that.

I appreciate it. - [Voiceover] Yeah, absolutely

There's one in four of the roooms

and nobody is getting in here

- Good

- [Voiceover] unless a very loud alarm goes off so

- Alright, that works.

- [Voiceover] You should feel safe.

Our neighbor, Bob, down the street,

his house was robbed last week

when he was away on vacation.

- Mmhmm.

- [Voiceover] So, Melissa said that I should probably go out

and get a security system. - Yeah.

- [Voiceover] It was a little expensive but well worth it.

I'm glad we did.

- It'll be worth it.

Well, you love your new phone, don't you?

[laughs]

- [Voiceover] I do love my new phone.

I've had a flip phone for the past 10 years.

- Yes, Jeff decided to finally make an upgrade.

- [Jeff] Yes, I'm very happy I did.

This is incredible. - It is.

- [Jeff] This phone is so, so

- Right, world of difference?

- [Jeff] World of difference. - Now you see it.

- [Jeff] So, what are we havin for dinner tonight,

by the way?

- Oh, you know.

We are having the Joseph famous family recipe,

chicken casserole.

- [Jeff] Mmhm, I figured something good

was bein cooked up. - [Melissa] Mmhmm.

- [Jeff] Whenever I see this little box of goodies,

- [Melissa] Oh, yes.

- [Jeff] little spices that are hangin out

- Box of goodies

- [Jeff] Yep, I know you're making something good.

- Yeah.

- [Jeff] You're not gonna tell your secret recipe

to anybody, right?

- No, oh don't zoom in too much.

- [Jeff] That's right.

[laughing]

So how was work today?

- It was good.

- [Jeff] Yeah.

- Kids were good.

- [Jeff] How was Robbie?

- He was fine.

- [Jeff] Robbie is - He had an okay day.

- [Jeff] one of Melissa's third grade students

- Yep.

- [Jeff] who is a little bit of a trouble maker.

- Little bit.

- [Jeff] Little bit.

- Little bit but we have parent teacher conference coming up

so - [Jeff] That's good.

- Hopefully that will help.

- [Jeff] What night is that by the way?

- That is on Friday.

- [Jeff] This Friday?

- Yes.

- [Jeff] Oh, okay.

What ahhhh maybe I should talk to Steve about

possibly doing a little guys night?

- Yeah, there you go.

We won't be late, but go for it.

- [Jeff] Alright, thanks.

Nice.

- How was your day?

- [Jeff] My day was good.

I was very productive.

- Yeah.

- [Jeff] And I don't want you to think

that I didn't contribute - Oh, yeah.

- [Jeff] to this amazing dinner.

[Melissa laughs]

- [Melissa] Yeah.

Ohhh.

- [Jeff] Purchased a little bottle of vino.

- [Melissa] Mmhmm.

- You guys will enjoy that.

[Jeff laughs]

- [Jeff] I keep forgetting.

We're very early into this pregnancy.

- I know.

- [Jeff] I'm sorry.

- It's okay, what is it?

Merlot?

- [Jeff] It is Merlot.

It's not gonna be any good anyway.

- Yeah, it will suck.

- [Jeff] It's a cheap bottle, yeah.

- It will suck.

- [Jeff] I'm sorry, Melissa.

- That's okay.

I get it.

- [Jeff] Uh, speaking of security cameras

and system, - Yes.

- [Jeff] Do you wanna see how this thing all works?

- Yeah, show me.

- [Jeff] Okay, so we can basically do everything

from here.

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Alright so,

You can control everything right here from the laptop.

The picture you're seeing right now is not live though.

It already happened.

For some reason there's a delay on this thing.

I don't know why.

Haven't figured it out yet.

But here's the lounge room.

Here is the

bedroom.

Here is the living room

and lastly the kitchen.

There was me installing this thing a little while ago.

So we are good to go.

Fully secure.

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[water running]

Hey, this is gonna be fun tonight.

- [Melissa] Yeah.

- [Jeff] What the hell?

[electronic buzzing]

[lock clicks]

Dude, that's not for your personal use.

That was for emergency only.

I gave you that code

not for you to just walk in any time you want.

- [Steve] Did you mention that in the email?

- [Jeff] I didn't think I had to.

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So how are you doin tonight?

- Good, what's with the phone? [crashing]

- [Jeff] Whoa, you guys are breaking my

- [Melissa] Oops, sorry [laughs].

- [Jeff] breaking my stove over there.

Wait, I'm sorry, what was your question?

- The phone, what's with the phone?

- [Jeff] Oh, you like it?

It's brand new.

- Yeah, it's I mean

- [Jeff] I thought you would have loved it actually.

You've been messin with me forever

about havin my flip phone.

- It's nice that it's not a flip phone anymore.

It's just are you gonna record us the whole time?

- [Jeff] I might.

I mean you're in my house.

- Oh, did you see his case?

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- [Jeff] You want me to do that?

You sure?

- [Melissa] We need some silverware and stuff.

- [Jeff] Thanks Lis.

- Yeah.

- [Jeff] Thank you very much.

You know that Melissa obviously can't have any.

- Yeah.

- [Jeff] I totally forgot about that a little while ago,

and I feel horrible.

- [Steve] How long did we look, did you see me?

- [Jeff] No, I know,

but I totally forgot about it.

I felt so bad.

And Mel we don't have to drink in front of you,

if it's gonna really bother you.

- Oh, - [Steve] Ginger ale?

- it's fine.

- [Steve] You want ginger ale?

- Yes, I'll have some ginger ale.

It's all good.

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It's gonna be good.

- [Jeff] Ah, it's gonna be so good.

- [Melissa] I think it's all done.

- [Steve] Is it gluten free?

I'm just wondering?

- [Jeff] Are you serious?

- I'm kidding.

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- You guys start serving yourself.

Come on, dig in.

- Thank you, thank you. - [Jeff] Ah, this looks

- I want you guys tryin my famous stuff.

- [Jeff] Incredible. - It's good, it's good.

- [Jeff] Thank you so much, Mel.

- Is this like a special recipe?

- [Melissa] Yeah.

- [Jeff] This is the family Joseph recipe.

- Really?

- [Melissa] It is.

- I'm gonna eat all that cheese.

- Yep.

- [Jeff] Hey, did you guys hear about

Bob's place by the way?

- No. - What?

- [Jeff] Last week when he was on vacation,

somebody broke into his house.

- What?

- [Jeff] I don't know, somebody just yeah.

I haven't really talked to him too much about it,

but he said somebody broke in and stole some stuff.

- Yep.

- Bob, Bob? - Oh, man.

- [Jeff] Bob, yeah, right down the street.

I mean, nothing crazy, but still it's kinda messed up right?

- [Melissa] Yeah, it's definitely.

- [Steve] Geez.

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- [Jeff] So since I have the camera out,

- Yes, you do [laughing].

- [Jeff] I think maybe we should introduce everybody.

- I was gonna ask you about that.

Why do you still have that?

- [Jeff] Maybe we should make a little documentary

for our baby.

[laughs]

- [Jeff] In the future, - That's cute.

we can look back

- [Jeff] and see how we all met.

- That's cute.

- [Jeff] So just to keep you

up-to-date, - That's not cute.

- [Jeff] this is Steve and Lisa.

Our two best friends.

- [Melissa] Yay. - Hi baby.

- [Melissa] Best friends forever.

- I didn't say hello buddy.

Hey buddy.

- [Jeff] We've known them since college.

I met Melissa first.

- Mmhmm.

- [Jeff] And she met Melissa, I mean Melissa met Lisa

at her sorority house.

- We were sorority sisters.

- [Jeff] But I was already living with Steve.

- [Melissa] We're silly.

- Remember when we did the water balloon fight

with you guys?

- [Jeff] Ah dude.

- [Melissa] Oh my gosh. - [Jeff] That was fun.

- That was when we met, right?

- Umm, we met after that. - [Melissa] Yeah.

A week after that.

- But I did

- [Melissa] Like officially met.

'Cause I officially introduced you guys

not because [laughs].

- Right, I hit her with a water balloon

and you thought it was him.

And I was like, and then I saw you

- That's right.

[laughing]

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- [Jeff] So Lis how is actually living with Steve right now?

[Melissa laughs]

'Cause I mean he was a good roommate in college.

- I mean yeah. - I'm still clean.

- [Jeff] Yes.

- I was clean in college. - [Jeff] That is right.

- I'm clean now, right? - He is clean, yeah.

- [Jeff] He definitely was.

I'll give him that.

- I mean living with him as his wife,

I'm sure is a lot different than living

with him as - [Melissa] I'm sure.

- a college roommate. - [Jeff] Yes.

- [Melissa] You guys have way too much fun.

- It's easy, it's easy living with me.

- Yeah, he's great.

- [Jeff] I don't know about that.

- [Melissa] It's easy living with me [laughs].

- [Jeff] There are some instances that

[Melissa laughing]

- Hey, what about living with you man?

- [Jeff] What?

- Yeah, let me see that.

[Melissa laughing]

Let's hear your stories.

- [Melissa] That's right.

Ahh Jeff. - [Steve] You used to wake up

in the middle of the night and - [Melissa] You don't get to

do some crazy stuff man. - [Melissa] hold the camera

- Wait, I'm sorry what was this?

- [Steve] You used to wake in the middle of the night.

You jumped over my bed

- Alright. [Melissa laughing]

- [Steve] and you started swatting the

You said it was a spider or something.

- In my defense, I had been diagnosed with

night terrors which cause me to sleepwalk sometimes.

And I have horrible sleep apnea,

especially when I'm really stressed out.

Like when I had midterms would cause that.

- [Steve] Yeah, and then you would do that [breathing]

- Ah, dude, I'd wake up

in the middle of the night [Melissa laughing]

and it's horrible.

I feel like I can't breathe.

I feel like I'm dying.

It's horrible.

- [Melissa] Which is also stress-induced.

- [Steve] But we had medication for that back then.

[Melissa laughing]

- Alright, you had medication for it.

[Steve puffing]

And speaking of which so I had this like

sleep apnea mask.

So the first week of living with Steve,

he just bust my balls about this all the time.

It was like a Darth Vader type mask.

[laughing]

I came back from class one day

and him and four of his boys were using

my mask as a contraption to smoke weed out of.

[laughing]

- [Steve] I remember that.

- I don't know how you got weed in that thing

- [Melissa] But we don't smoke weed little child.

- No, we don't do that.

- [Lisa] Yes, listen to mom.

- No, weed.

- [Jeff] But especially not out of my medical apnea mask

that I had in college.

So that was the end of that.

I basically took that thing and threw it out.

And now I take medication for

- [Melissa] For anxiety.

- Anti-anxiety medication.

I wake up

- [Steve] You threw it out, man?

- Yeah, I threw it out.

It reeked of weed.

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When are the two of you guys actually gonna have a baby?

Soon?

You tryin?

- Uh, no thanks, not ready yet.

- Not yet, not yet.

- [Jeff] Oh come on.

It would be fun to have

- We're happy for you guys

- Yeah.

- [Jeff] It'd be fun to have

another little baby - [Melissa] It will.

- Maybe in a couple years.

- How bout, whoa, hold on.

When are you gonna get her a nice bling-bling ring, huh?

[Melissa laughing]

- Yeah.

- [Jeff] Alright, what?

- 'Cause that's - [Lisa] What is that?

- [Steve] that's a little - Nah, it's sweet.

- [Jeff] It's a sentimental ring.

I know you don't know what that means.

[Melissa laughing]

My grandfather gave that ring to my grandmother

- Show her yours, show 'em yours.

- [Jeff] Yeah, alright

- Look at that.

- [Jeff] Great, that's wonderful.

We're not...

You'll eventually get

- I know.

- [Jeff] a very nice ring.

- I like it.

It's very sentimental.

- [Jeff] I confess that was, it was just something

in the family. - It's cute.

- I know, man, it's all good. - [Lisa] It's cute.

- It's cute.

- It's alright.

- [Melissa] It's cute, Lisa.

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- Cool, I'll see ya at the gym tomorrow?

- [Jeff] Yo, absolutely buddy.

[clap]

- Thank you so much for dinner.

- Ah, you guys are awesome.

- Delicious, delicious.

- Yay, I'll see you guys.

- Bye.

- [Jeff] Yeah, thank you guys so much for comin over.

- Bye.

- [Jeff] It was so much fun. - [Melissa] Thanks for coming.

And thanks for bringing that other wine.

- Enjoy it.

- [Melissa] Yes.

- [Jeff] Hey do you need an escort home, Steve?

- I might, I might.

- I got him.

[laughing]

- [Jeff] Get you back home safely.

[Melissa laughing]

- [Lisa] We'll see you guys.

- [Melissa] We'll see you guys tomorrow

- [Jeff] Bye guys.

- [Melissa] Bye.

Oh, I love living next door to them.

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[floor creaking]

[sighs]

- [Jeff] What's up babe?

- Hey there.

- [Jeff] What ya up to?

- I was just finishin up a little stuff I had to do.

- [Jeff] Yeah.

- Yeah, thanks for cleaning up.

- [Jeff] Oh, absolutely.

That's the least I coulda done.

- I appreciate it.

You're the best.

I'm actually pretty tired though.

I was just gonna head up.

- [Jeff] Yeah?

- Are you gonna head up soon?

- [Jeff] Yeah, I'll come up in a little bit.

- Sounds good.

I'm just wiped out.

- [Jeff] Yeah, I hear ya.

I'm exhausted too.

- You always have to be on that phone now.

[Jeff laughing]

- [Jeff] I love this thing.

- You are crazy.

I know you do, it's cool.

Um, before I go up,

I was thinking while I was sitting there about

like house decor and stuff and expecting a little one.

- [Jeff] Uh-huh.

- And I was thinking about stuff like the lion blanket

that we've had since college.

- [Jeff] What's wrong with the lion blanket?

- You know what I think of the lion blanket.

But maybe we can find like just a different home for it.

Or at least a different space.

Just think about it.

That's all I'm sayin'.

- [Jeff] Okay, I'll think about it.

- I love you [muah].

- [Jeff] I love you.

- I'll see you up here.

- [Jeff] Yeah, I'll see you upstairs.

Alright, so this is the lion blanket

that Melissa speaks of.

It's fricken awesome.

I've had this thing since college,

and it's not goin anywhere.

I'm keeping it on the couch,

and it is pretty sweet.

What is that?

[ominous music]

What is that?

Is that Steve?

I can't see anything.

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[ominous music]

[footsteps]

I don't know what that was.

[door latch clicking]

[garage door buzzing]

How's my phone doing this?

[click]

That was weird.

[ominous music]

There's nobody out here.

There's the window it came in.

Ah, maybe it was Steve messin with me.

[footsteps]

[garage door buzzing]

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[ominous music]

[alarm beeping]

Alright Steve, it's not funny anymore.

[alarm beeps]

[door latch clicking]

[alarm blaring]

God damnit.

Set my key codes off.

Come on dude.

Can't be.

[distant sirens blaring]

Play around too much.

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[beeping]

[footsteps]

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Mel, how much fun was that tonight?

- That was so fun.

- [Jeff] Thank you so much for makin the dinner and

- Yay, it was delicious, right?

- [Jeff] That was just so awesome.

Oh, it was so good.

- Oh, such a blast.

- [Jeff] And we always have so much fun with those guys.

Lisa and Steve are just awesome.

- I know.

- [Jeff] I had such a great time.

- I know, we're lucky.

- [Jeff] Yes we are.

And um, I don't know.

What's our plans tomorrow?

Because I talked to Steve and

what are you doin shaking your head no?

I didn't say anything yet.

I talked to Steve and he said possibly golf tomorrow.

So I was thinkin...

- We have plans tomorrow.

- [Jeff] What plans do we have?

- You and I, we're goin shoppin for baby stuff, 'member?

We talked about this like a week ago.

- [Jeff] Mmmm vaguely.

[sighs]

- We're gonna go pick out and find some essentials,

and then kind of pick out stuff for our registry and stuff.

- [Jeff] Okay.

Alright, no it'll be fun.

- It will be fun. - [Jeff] We'll make a day out

of it.

We'll get some lunch.

- Mmhmm.

Get our workout.

- [Jeff] Oh absolutely.

- We can get our workout on.

- [Jeff] Definitely, alright cool.

Alright, I'll let Steve know.

- Gotta keep me in baby shape.

- [Jeff] Oh yeah.

- Pre-baby shape.

- [Jeff] No, that's actually a great idea.

- Yeah.

So yeah [clap] it'll be fun, I promise.

- [Jeff] Yeah, I'll tell Steve tomorrow morning

that I can't make it. - I promise it'll be fun.

- [Jeff] Alright.

- You gonna just record me all night [laughs].

- [Jeff] Yeah, I kinda like recording you in bed.

- You are so funny. [Jeff laughing]

Oh my god, babe.

I forgot to tell you so

while we were sitting down there at dinner

I wanted to say it but of course I just went,

this has to stay on the camera,

- [Jeff] Yeah, I'm not goin anywhere.

- Otherwise you gotta turn it off.

- [Jeff] Now you got me all intrigued.

- Well, you're intrigued.

The camera doesn't have to be intrigued.

Anyways, you know Dave from my work

- [Jeff] Uh-huh.

- the history guy?

- [Jeff] Of course.

- He, okay so this came out like today,

but he and Amanda the art teacher have been like doin

- [Jeff] Stop [laughs].

- I know.

- [Jeff] Are you serious?

- Right?

- [Jeff] I thought he's been married for like 20 years now.

- I know, that's like the really sad part.

But I just can't believe.

- [Jeff] I know, I love his wife too.

- I know, I know.

- [Jeff] Oh, I can't see the two of them together

that's kinda - I know, I know.

It's like really weird.

But I was just like what?

Like I don't know exactly how it came out yet,

it just like scraped the surface today.

- [Jeff] Alright, well I won't

- Don't say anything to anybody.

Of course this is just me and you.

- [Jeff] Now I've got a little black mail

on my phone - I don't like gossip stuff.

Stop, no. - [Jeff] Alright, alright.

- Just me and you [laughs].

- [Jeff] Alright, let's try to get some sleep.

- Yep.

- [Jeff] Goodnight. - Sleepy time.

[muah]

Love you.

- [Jeff] Love you too.

- Fun night.

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[static]

[footsteps]

[heavy breathing]

- [Jeff] I must've brought that in last night.

Man, Melissa wouldn't be happy about that.

Let me clean that up.

[scratching]

Damn.

[scratching]

[static]

[doorbell ringing]

Yo, yo, what up?

- Tee time, one hour.

Come on.

- [Jeff] Uh dude, you are gonna kill me.

I told Melissa I was gonna go shopping with her today.

- Dude it's fucking gorgeous outside

- [Jeff] I know, I know.

- and you're gonna go shopping?

- [Jeff] Dude, we got a baby - Come on man.

- [Jeff] on the way.

She wants to get stuff for the house

for the baby. - That's the whole point.

That's why you play now before the baby comes.

Let's go play.

- [Jeff] I totally agree.

Next weekend, you got me 100%.

I'm sorry.

[sighs]

- Fine but I'm not telling the guys.

- [Jeff] Alright.

Hey, are you and Lis still comin over for drinks tonight?

- Is she still makin sangrias?

- [Jeff] Absolutely.

- Alright then, we'll be there.

- [Jeff] Cool.

Oh hey, hey.

- Yep.

- [Jeff] Dude seriously, last night,

- Hold on.

- [Jeff] that shit doesn't fly anymore.

- No, he's not comin.

Alright.

30 minutes.

Hold on a sec.

What?

- [Jeff] Dude you can't do that shit anymore.

Melissa's pregnant, she gets upset about that kinda stuff.

I don't need you pullin pranks, it's not college.

- Yes, yes, I'm comin now.

Hey, tell me tonight.

- [Jeff] Yeah, whatever dude.

[door clicking]

That guy's so fucking childish.

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So Mel and I are having lunch.

We are heading over to go shopping for our baby

for the first time today.

- Yep.

- [Jeff] Are you excited?

- Yes, are you?

- [Jeff] I am very excited except that I know

how you get when we go shopping.

We do have a budget today.

- I know.

- [Jeff] So just the essentials.

- I know.

- [Jeff] Okay, it's gonna be fun.

I can't wait.

[laughing]

You're ridiculous. [laughing]

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What is Mel doin?

Why is she in the clothes section?

Mel.

- Look.

- [Jeff] Okay, we don't even know the sex of the baby yet.

- But look how cute it is.

- [Jeff] We're not gonna buy clothes.

- It's got little snaps.

- [Jeff] And first of all let's get somethin straight,

my baby boy is never wearing that ridiculous outfit.

- Well, mine might [laughs].

- [Jeff] That's absolutely not coming back home with us.

I'm sorry. - Okay, fine.

- [Jeff] Just the essentials.

Put that back, please. - Okay, okay.

- [Jeff] Okay, so this is a necessity.

- [Melissa] Oh that looks fun.

- [Jeff] And these are not cheap, wow.

- [Melissa] We should get one that I can run with.

- [Jeff] Okay.

They all look the exact same to me.

- No, but they all

see this one has double wheels.

That probably means somethin.

Oh, those all do.

- [Jeff] Double wheels, okay.

- [Melissa] Double wheels.

- [Jeff] Okay, I'm not sure.

That sounds good. [Melissa laughing]

Oh, alright.

- [Melissa] These are cute.

- [Jeff] Yep, I just

again I don't know.

What's the difference between any of these?

- I that these the mattress actually goes up and down,

like not the sides.

Isn't that crazy?

- [Jeff] Why would the, what d'ya mean?

Why would the mattress go up and down?

- When it starts to stand,

like if you're standing here.

- [Jeff] It, did you say when it starts to stand?

- It.

- [Jeff] Yes, when our child starts to stand.

- We don't know though

what it is. - [Jeff] Okay, okay.

- [Melissa] So when it starts to stand,

if it's standing here you see how tall,

but then if it's standing here it's not gonna get over.

So the mattress goes down.

Isn't that cool?

- [Jeff] Ahh, that makes sense.

You are teaching me

some stuff today. - Right.

- Oh.

- [Jeff] What is this?

- Yes.

- [Jeff] Why do we need a baby monitor?

I just installed a ridiculously expensive security system.

- That's not the same thing.

- [Jeff] Well it kinda is. - It's different.

No it's not.

- [Jeff] Yeah but can't I just move one of those cameras

into that baby room?

- Well they'll be protected from the security too,

but this is different.

- [Jeff] Alright.

- Like you can even see

- [Jeff] I guess we need the sound of the baby right?

- Yes.

- [Jeff] Okay.

[static]

So of course Mel bought way too much

[laughing]

went over our budget. [Melissa laughing]

I don't even know half the stuff that she bought.

Something was I'm not even sure what it's called

a baby diaper contraption.

It's electronic.

- [Melissa] I don't know what it's called either.

- It holds the used baby diapers.

- [Melissa] So they don't get stinky in the room.

- Yep, okay, but it's like a tower.

So that you basically have a tower of baby shit piling up

and that makes no sense to me.

I don't know why you wouldn't just throw that out

every single time you use one.

But anyways, we are all set I believe on

baby essentials and non-essentials.

[Melissa laughing]

Alright.

[static]

- You have some killer views man.

- [Jeff] Yeah man, beautiful night.

How's that sangria by the way?

[ice clinking]

- It's pretty good.

- [Jeff] Yeah.

- Melissa, good job on the sangria.

- You like it?

- [Steve] I do. - [Jeff] Yeah, very nice job.

Excellente. - [Melissa] Awesome.

- What are you doing tomorrow?

- [Jeff] Uh, I don't know.

No plans yet.

I might go get a haircut and

I don't know, I think we got a couple errands to run,

but what are you up to?

- I'm tryin to get some tennis in.

- [Jeff] Yeah.

- Before summer's over, yeah.

- [Jeff] Hey Mel, how come we don't have any

patio furniture by the way?

- I know.

- [Jeff] I'm looking over here, you guys have awesome

- Should we get some?

- [Jeff] Yeah, like something nice to lounge in.

- [Melissa] Yeah.

- We'll sell you ours.

We're getting some new ones.

- [Jeff] Are you? - For next summer.

- [Jeff] I bet you are.

- Right, babe?

- [Jeff] What about are you gonna give me the cushion

that belongs to that one chair?

- No, I want the lay out ones where we can actually lay out.

I mean we have a beautiful area.

- [Jeff] So you can sit out here and get all greased up.

I gotta see that during the middle of the day,

you sittin out here. [Melissa laughing]

- Hey, hey, it's not my fault you can't get

this nice brown complexion. - [Melissa] You'll enjoy it.

- [Jeff] That is true, that is true.

- [Steve] Where's your grill?

- [Jeff] Where's your grill?

- That's why I'm asking where's your grill.

[Jeff laughing]

- [jeff] Dude yeah, this is awesome.

How often do people stay friends after college?

I've known you since what 19?

- 18

- [Jeff] 18

- 18, wow.

Gosh.

- [Jeff] Now I got a kid on - We're not young anymore.

- [Jeff] the way.

Bought homes next to each other.

It really doesn't get any better than this.

- It really doesn't man. - [Jeff] Cheers brother.

Cheers bro. - Salud.

[static]

- Baby, look how cute this is.

- [Jeff] That's adorable. - Can you see it?

Camera see it?

- [Jeff] Yes.

Look it has little dragonflys. [Jeff laughing]

You wanna see the cutest part?

- [Jeff] Okay.

- Oh my, look.

[Jeff laughing]

- [Jeff] Is that for like - They're so tiny.

- [Jeff] diaper covers?

- Yes, it's like a little tiny diaper cover.

It's so cute.

It's so teeny. - [Jeff] Ah, it is cute.

Adorable.

- I know.

- [Jeff] So are you nervous about becoming a parent?

- Yeah, I'm terrified.

- [Jeff] Are you?

- Yeah, I'm so scared,

but I'm excited.

What about you?

- [Jeff] I'm terrified.

Absolutely terrified.

But like you said - I know it's scary.

it's that nervous excitement.

I can't wait but at the same time

- I know.

- [Jeff] I can barely take care of myself sometimes,

so I don't

- Oh, I'm not worried about that.

I'm worried about raising something to take care of itself.

- [Jeff] Oh that's true too.

- I don't know.

- [Jeff] Yeah.

- I don't have any idea what my parents did.

I'm gonna be asking lots of questions.

- [Jeff] Well, I talked to my sister,

and first things first,

you are done with sleep.

- Oh, I know.

We're never gonna sleep again.

- [Jeff] Never, ever.

She said my eight hours of sleep a night is out the window.

- Done.

- [Jeff] So basically, we're gonna be

walking zombies for the next

- But it'll be so worth it.

Look how cute this is.

Look at how cute this pocket. - [Jeff] Very true.

- I'm gonna give 'em a little house key.

[laughing]

- [Jeff] So do you have a preference,

I know everyone says they don't,

but do you have a preference

on a little boy or a little girl?

- If I did, I couldn't say it in front of the camera.

No, no.

What about you, do you?

- [Jeff] Um, yeah I mean every guy wants a little boy,

you know so they can teach 'em sports.

- Right the manly things.

- [Jeff] But no, honestly if we have healthy baby

that's all that matters.

- I agree, I agree.

- [Jeff] And everyone says that.

I'll be a happy man - Yeah.

- [Jeff] just to have a healthy little baby.

- I agree.

- [Jeff] Yeah, it's gonna be awesome.

I really can't wait. - I know.

I'm excited.

- [Jeff] I cannot wait to start a family with you.

- Get to do this with you.

- [Jeff] Yes.

I love you so much.

- I love you too.

[muah]

[static]

[static]

[heavy breathing]

- [Jeff] Mel.

Melissa.

Melissa wake up.

Did you hear that?

- Hear what?

- [Jeff] I don't know, I heard something downstairs.

- I don't think so.

Go back to bed, baby.

- [Jeff] I heard something.

[heavy breathing]

[ominous music]

[click]

[heavy breathing]

[click]

[creaking]

What the hell was that?

The door's locked.

[heavy breathing]

[door latches clicking]

[door latches clicking]

I'm losing my mind.

Oh man.

[footsteps]

Fuck!

- Babe what?

- [Jeff] God damnit.

- Babe don't scare me.

- [Jeff] Melissa.

- Well baby I was just

- [Jeff] You scared the shit outta me.

- I was just comin to see what you were doin.

I'm sorry. - [Jeff] Fuck.

- I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to scare you.

- [Jeff] You gave me a fucking heart attack.

- [Melissa] I'm sorry baby.

I was just seein what you were doing.

You okay?

- [Jeff] Jesus, yeah.

- Okay.

- [Jeff] God damn.

- [Melissa] I'm sorry babe.

I just got nervous.

You were down here.

- [Jeff] Oh my God.

[heavy breathing]

[static]

So what's the plan today?

- Um let's see.

I gotta go to the grocery store.

Run some other errands.

- [Jeff] Yeah.

- Do you wanna go with me?

- [Jeff] Uh, not really.

I kinda wanna get some work done today.

- Alright.

- [Jeff] Especially before our run later.

- That's fair.

You want me to grab you anything while I'm there?

- [Jeff] Yeah, get me those little,

what are those little chocolate raisin things that you get.

- You're so cute.

- [Jeff] I had a craving

for those things last night - I'll get those.

So good. [Melissa laughing]

- Do you want any real food or is that all you need?

- [Jeff] Umm. [Melissa laughing]

No, I'm good. [doorbell rings]

Whatever you wanna get.

- [Melissa] Who's here?

[footsteps]

Good morning.

- [Jeff] Hey, hey, what's up guys?

- Did you guys just hear what happened?

- [Jeff] No.

- [Melissa] What happened?

- Matt and Jennifer's place got robbed last night.

- [Melissa] Are you serious?

- While they were in the house

in the room next door sleeping.

- While they were home.

- [Jeff] That is fucked up. - [Melissa] Nuh-uh

- They took all their stuff.

- It's crazy.

- [Jeff] Are they okay?

Anything happen?

- They're a little shaken - [Lisa] Yeah, no, they're ok.

- up but you know.

- [Jeff] God damn.

- [Melissa] Oh my God, I feel so violated.

- It's scary, right?

- [Jeff] Oh shit.

- [Melissa] Yes.

That's the second time that's happened this week.

- Yeah.

- [Jeff] Alright, yeah maybe I'll go

say something to 'em in a little bit.

- Yeah, check in on them. - [Steve] I'll help 'em.

- [Jeff] What are you guys up to today?

- We're going to my mom's house.

- [Jeff] Yeah?

- She just makes a lot of food, you know.

[laughing]

- [Jeff] Well enjoy.

Thank you for stopping by. - [Melissa] You guys enjoy.

- [Jeff] Thanks for telling us that, appreciate it.

- [Melissa] Yeah, thanks. - See you guys.

- Bye thanks guys.

- [Jeff] Alright have a good rest of the day, bye.

[door latch clicking]

[static]

[doorbell chimes]

Who is it?

[door clicking]

How ya doin?

- Hi, Jeff Anderson?

- [Jeff] Yes.

- Hi, I'm Detective Garcia from the police department.

- [Jeff] Oh, hey how ya doin?

- Do you mind if I come in and speak with you?

- [Jeff] Absolutely, come on in.

- Thanks.

- [Jeff] Yeah, make yourself comfortable.

- [Detective] Is it alright if I have a seat right here?

- [Jeff] Yeah, right here's fine.

- Are you gonna keep filmin us or?

[Jeff laughs]

- [Jeff] Sorry, it's kind of an addiction of mine lately.

I just got this new phone, I'll put it away.

- [Detective] No, no, no, no, no.

It's alright.

You'd actually be surprised how many times we get leads and

eventually solve crimes because people

are filming something else.

- [Jeff] Really, just 'cause of somebody's phone huh?

- Right, and they unintentionally film something

in the background that - [Jeff] Awesome.

- really helps us out.

How long have you lived here?

- [Jeff] Uh, Melissa and I bought it

about a year ago.

- Okay, Melissa's your wife?

- [Jeff] Almost, fiance.

We're gettin married next year.

- Oh, congratulations.

Is she home right now?

- [Jeff] She is not.

She's out grocery shopping.

- These houses just came up recently, right?

- [Jeff] They did.

They all were built brand new together.

We actually bought,

our neighbors are our best friends, Steve and Lisa,

and we all kind of bought together.

We wanted to be neighbors,

so yeah they live right next door.

- They look great.

I mean it looks like a lot of the interior's the same.

- [Jeff] They are.

Pretty much everyone of 'em the layout is

it looks identical. - I guess they were built by

So you're familiar with your neighbors next door?

- [Jeff] Yes, I've known Steve and Lisa since college.

They're pretty much our best friends.

I don't know our other neighbors really well.

I mean I know Bob and Pamela

and Matt and Jennifer.

We're friendly, but we don't hang out with them all the time

like we do with Steve and Lis.

- Okay, so you are aware of the incident

that happened earlier this week?

- [Jeff] Yes, we are aware of the incident.

Both actually and its' causing

serious, serious, stress on

Melissa and I and especially since she's pregnant

it's just been

- Sure.

- [Jeff] I went out and actually bought this,

I don't know if you can see the security system up here.

Right here in the corner.

- Now is that the only one?

- [Jeff] There are actually four cameras in the house.

This is the fourth one.

There's three other rooms - Okay.

that have a camera in it.

If somebody breaks in apparently an alarm goes off,

and the cops are called.

I don't know.

I just felt better having one of these things.

- Now do you know if it records constantly?

- [Jeff] It does.

It's on a hard drive.

I believe it records for 24 hours,

and then it kind of resets itself, resets the hard drive.

I'm still getting used to this thing.

I don't know too much about it.

- Gotcha.

Now did you actually see anybody

suspicious in the past week?

Anything out of the ordinary?

- [Jeff] I haven't seen anybody suspicious,

but the other night,

I don't know if you can see up here in the living room,

I was filming, and I saw a light come through.

It looked kinda like a flashlight.

It went by two or three times.

I tried to look out the window.

I couldn't see anything, so I went out back,

and I looked in the alleyway,

and I didn't see anything at all.

- Do you remember what time of night this was?

- [Jeff] Uhhh

probably around 10 o'clock.

- Okay.

Was it just like a part of the flashlight

that you saw might have been outside?

- [Jeff] I [sighs]

I mean it definitely came through the window,

and I saw it on the ceiling.

- Now I don't mean to alarm you,

it may be nothing, okay, but

the perpetrator that's been committing

these burglaries his pattern or his M.O. has been to

cut off the electricity to the houses.

Actually, if you don't mind

could I just go out there and look

just to make sure - [Jeff] Yes.

that it hasn't been tampered with?

- [Jeff] Please do.

I'm not gonna mention any of this to Melissa.

I don't need her stressin out anymore than she needs to be.

- No, sure I understand.

- [Jeff] So I appreciate if you don't either.

- [Detective] No, that's fine.

- [Jeff] Yeah, we'll go right out front here.

I'll lead you around the back.

[static]

- Do you know if this business is open 24 hours?

- [Jeff] Uh, I don't think so.

I think they close about 9 o'clock every night.

Here's the window that I saw the light out of .

Um and here's the utility box.

- [Detective] This window right here you're saying?

- [Jeff] Yeah right here.

And then here's our utility box.

- Are these motion sensor, do you know?

Are they on?

- [Jeff] They are, they're motion sensor.

- [Detective] Okay, do you remember them

being on that night?

- [Jeff] I don't actually.

You know, it runs off of a switch in the inside.

I might not of had the switch on.

- [Detective] Okay.

This is the box that goes to your house, right?

- [Jeff] Yes.

- [Detective] Tell you what.

It might not be anything but

- [Jeff] Are you gonna do a little.

- Let's just check to see if maybe

there might be some fingerprints.

- [Jeff] Okay, cool.

- As long as it really hasn't rained,

there really aren't gonna be that many people

that touch the box.

- [Jeff] Okay.

- The crime scene technicians

fingerprinted your neighbors' but

just in case the perpetrator did attempt to try

and turn your power off.

Hopefully, he didn't have the presence of mind

to wipe his prints off or anything since

- [Jeff] Okay.

- he didn't succeed with

- [Jeff] Alright.

- the burglary.

- [Jeff] See anything?

- No, it doesn't look like it.

Even if he touched anything around here

- [Jeff] Uh-huh.

- I don't really see anything. - [Jeff] Okay.

[static]

- It's a pleasure meeting you.

- [Jeff] Yeah, pleasure meeting you too.

- Thanks for your time.

Let me give you my card real quick.

- [Jeff] Okay.

- If you think of anything else that maybe

we didn't get a chance to cover.

- [Jeff] Okay.

- Or if you see anything else suspicious,

don't hesitate to call me.

- [Jeff] Great, great.

- Also, when Melissa's available,

if you don't mind just have her give me a call.

- [Jeff] Absolutely.

- I'm gonna run the same questions by her pretty much.

- [Jeff] Great, thank you so much.

- Thanks for your time. - [Jeff] Have a good one.

[door latch clicking]

[static]

[rustling]

Mel.

- [Melissa] Yeah, babe.

- [Jeff] Where's my watch?

- What watch?

- [Jeff] The one you got me for my birthday.

I took it off the other day before we went for our run,

and I stuck it in this drawer.

- I don't know, I haven't seen it.

Did you look upstairs?

- [Jeff] Yeah.

No, it's not upstairs.

It's not in the drawer.

I know I didn't take it outta there.

- I don't know.

I haven't seen it anywhere.

We can look for it when we get back from our run.

If you want.

- [Jeff] Yeah, that's fine.

- I'm sorry.

- [Jeff] I know it, I know I didn't take it outta there.

[static]

- [Jeff] So it really cleared up today didn't it?

- [Melissa] It did.

I'm glad.

The sun is out.

It'll be nice to get a good run in.

- [Jeff] Oh yeah.

- Yeah, get some good fresh air.

- [Jeff] Absolutely.

- So what was that detective's name again that came by?

- [Jeff] It was Detective Garcia.

Yeah, what a nice guy.

He was really - Yeah, really?

- [Jeff] just a nice, genuine guy, really helpful.

- That's cool.

- [Jeff] Oh actually, he wants to interview you he said.

He gave me his card.

- Really?

- [Jeff] Well, he just wants you to give him a call

over the phone, just a few questions he has for you.

- What kinds of things did he ask you?

- [Jeff] Uh, just the normal stuff.

Like how long we've lived here,

how well do we know our neighbors.

- Okay.

- [Jeff] Just normal stuff.

- I don't know, it's just all so weird.

It's so close to home and so real

having a detective work on something.

- [Jeff] Yeah.

- Like right here.

I don't know.

- [Jeff] I don't know, don't worry about it.

He's just doin his job.

[sighs]

Let's get your mind off, let's go for a nice little run.

Get a little sweat on.

- Yeah, okay.

You ready?

- [Jeff] Yep.

- Okay.

Are you gonna record us the whole time?

- [Jeff] Yeah, I might.

Actually, Detective Garcia said

that I should record everything

from here on out. - Really?

- [Jeff] Yeah, he said sometime they catch

somethin in the background, like evidence.

- Really?

- [Jeff] Yeah that they can use.

- I guess that makes sense then.

Can we go this way is that fine?

- [Jeff] Yeah, absolutely.

Go.

- [Melissa] Crazy.

Alright well record away then.

[static]

[heavy breathing]

- [Jeff] What's up?

Why're you stoppin?

- It's just like

this whole detective thing and like these break-ins,

I just can't focus on running.

It's messing with me.

- [Jeff] Melissa, why are you stressing about this?

- Because it's like too

- [Jeff] It's standard procedure for them to come over.

There's been two burglaries in our neighborhood.

- Exactly.

- [Jeff] What you think this guy's gonna

come back a third time?

It'd be stupid.

- I don't know.

- [Jeff] Stop, it's not good for you.

It's not good for the baby.

Let's just finish our run, go home,

and just relax, okay?

- [Melissa] Alright.

- [Jeff] Alright, don't worry about it babe.

[heavy breathing]

[static]

- That was good.

- [Jeff] That was a good run.

- It was good.

- [Jeff] How far do you think we went?

- [Melissa] I don't know, maybe five.

I feel a little better I guess.

- [Jeff] Who is that?

- [Melissa] Who is that?

- [Jeff] Is he standing in front of our house?

- [Melissa] What the fuck?

- [Jeff] Who the hell is that guy?

- [Melissa] Why is he standing there?

- [Jeff] What the fuck?

Yo!

Yo buddy!

- [Melissa] Why is he standing out?

Fuck, Jeff.

- [Jeff] What the fuck?

[heavy breathing]

Where the fuck is he?

[footsteps]

[heavy breathing]

I don't know where he went.

Who the fuck was that?

- He was just standing right here.

- [Jeff] Was he in front of our place?

- I think so.

It's gotta be one of these.

[static]

[heavy breathing]

- You want some water babe.

- [Melissa] Yeah, baby.

I'm gonna go shower.

[water running]

[heavy breathing]

[sighs]

- So yeah, I don't know.

I don't know what to do.

I'm just freakin out.

I'm concerned about the health of Mel

and about our baby.

She's gettin stressed out.

It's only been gettin worse.

I don't know.

I don't know what to do.

[static]

- [Melissa] No, really Lis.

It was right out front.

Like no joke.

Yes.

After the run.

Jeff tried to chase after him,

and he just like disappeared.

Jeff?

- [Jeff] Yeah.

- [Melissa] Will you do recycling to?

- [Jeff] Ah damnit.

- [Melissa] Thank you, sorry.

[garage door buzzing]

[grunts]

[thud]

Thank you, babe.

- [Jeff] Yep.

[thud]

[scratching]

[panting]

[static]

So how you feelin after that run?

- Mmm, I'm still kinda stressed.

That was creepy.

I was tryin to read to get my mind off that creepy dude.

- [Jeff] Don't worry about that guy.

It could be anybody.

We've got a bunch of creepy people in this neighborhood

all the time walkin up and down so.

- Yeah, but like

it's like weird and almost like that violated feeling

to have somebody just like - [Jeff] Yes.

- standing right outside - [Jeff] I agree.

- your house like looking.

That's weird.

- [Jeff] Yeah.

No, it's well

It is what it is.

You just take your mind off it.

Don't think about it.

- I was trying with my reading, but I can't.

- [Jeff] I'm gonna bring the footage actually

tomorrow morning I was thinking

to the detective.

- Oh, that's a good idea.

- [Jeff] See maybe they can do something.

I know the guy was far away in the footage,

but who knows maybe they can zoom in

use whatever technology - No, that's a really

they have - good idea.

and see who this guy was at least.

- Yeah.

- [Jeff] Maybe question him if they find him.

- [Melissa] Yeah, and that phone takes good picture

and camera and like video so.

- [Jeff] Yeah, this thing is awesome.

- That should be good.

- [Jeff] Yeah.

[moaning]

- I just don't like it.

- [Jeff] I'm sorry.

- It's okay.

I'm just stressed out.

- [Jeff] Well, it's no good for you

and not good for our little baby.

- [Melissa] I know, it's not good.

They say such bad things about stress and pregnancy.

Why is all this stuff have to be happening right now?

- [Jeff] Not an ideal time, but

- No.

- [Jeff] Um, what are we doing tomorrow?

Let's take our minds off it.

Let's have a cool, nice,

fun, chill day tomorrow. - When are you gonna go to the

detective, in the morning?

- [Jeff] Yeah, I'll go first thing.

I'll go first thing in the morning.

- Okay, while you do that, I have a couple

lesson plans I gotta do, so I'll get those done.

And then can we just hang out and chill all day?

- [Jeff] That sounds perfect.

- Can we make like a really good breakfast

or like brunch kind of a thing.

- [Jeff] I'll make my famous french toast.

- Yeah.

- [Jeff] And yeah, we can just do some

- And movies.

- [Jeff] Movie day.

- Yes.

- [Jeff] And catch up on DVR

and put our feet up and just a little you and me time.

- Yes.

- [Jeff] We really haven't gotten any of that lately.

- Yeah, that sounds so good.

That'd be nice.

I like that idea.

- [Jeff] Do you want one of my special famous

shoulder massages right now?

Relax you a little bit before bed?

I gotta put the phone down unfortunately.

- That's okay [laughs].

It'll be alright.

- [Jeff] Alright I love ya.

- Okay [muah].

[static]

[alarm blaring]

- [Jeff] Melissa.

Melissa, wake up.

Is that our alarm?

[alarm blaring]

- [Melissa] Is that next door, babe?

- [Jeff] That's Steve and Lisa's.

- [Melissa] What?

[alarm blaring]

[heavy breathing]

[pounding]

[door latch clicking]

- There's somebody in the house.

Our power's out.

- [Jeff] Melissa, call the cops.

- [Lisa] I thought Steve was right behind me.

[alarm blaring]

- [Jeff] Steve.

[alarm blaring]

Steve.

[alarm blaring]

Steve, you up here?

[alarm blaring]

Oh my God.

Oh my God, Steve.

[static]

[door latch clicking]

Oh my God.

How ya doin buddy?

- Hey, what's up man?

I'm alright.

- [Jeff] What the hell happened?

- I just woke up to the alarm.

Went down the hallway, tried to turn on a light.

It was dark.

Just got whacked in the back of the head bro.

Good whack.

And then all of a sudden, I feel a sharp pain in my stomach.

I woke up in the ambulance.

- [Jeff] Do you remember what this guy looked like?

- Not really.

It was really dark.

Detective Garcia came and asked the same thing.

- [Jeff] Detective Garcia was here?

- He came by and said something about

possible suspect.

Lawrence Kendell.

- [Jeff] What's his name?

- Kendell.

Lawrence Kendell.

- [Jeff] That's the only possible suspect

that he's got right now?

- Yeah.

- Steve, I'll be back in a little bit

to do your dressing change.

Can I bring you anything?

- No, I'm good actually, thank you.

- [Nurse] You really shouldn't be filming in the hospital.

- [Jeff] Oh, I'm sorry nurse.

I'll put this away in a little bit.

Lis, how you doin?

- I'm okay.

- [Jeff] You spendin the night here tonight?

- Yeah, I'm gonna stay with him.

- [Jeff] Alright, well I'm gonna head back.

I'm gonna grab some stuff from our place,

grab some of Melissa's clothes for you,

and you gotta be starvin, I'll grab some food and stuff.

- Thanks.

- [Jeff] Steve, you need anything?

- I'm good.

- [Jeff] Alright.

Mel, you good?

Alright buddy, hang in there.

I'll be back in a little bit, alright?

- Thanks brother.

[footsteps]

[door latch clicking]

[static]

So I just did an internet search for Lawrence Kendell.

Two matches came up.

One of them has an address that is literally

five minutes from our house.

I don't think that can be a coincidence,

so um I'm gonna roll by there and scope it out.

Yeah, we'll see.

[static]

[car driving]

Alright, this is Lawrence's street.

[static]

I don't know but you can't see the house signs.

I think that's 757 over there.

This's gotta be 758.

[ominous music]

I'm not sure what I'm looking for exactly.

I don't even know what this guy looks like.

[pounding]

Fuck.

God damn.

Jesus Christ.

- [Voiceover] Put your window down man.

What is goin on?

- [Jeff] God dang, you scared the shit outta me man.

Are you Lawrence?

- Yeah, I'm Lawrence.

Who the fuck are you?

- [Jeff] Honestly, a boy, my neighbor,

Steve his house was broken into tonight.

And this intruder stabbed him.

He's in the hospital right now.

I was given your name by

somebody as a possible suspect.

- Given my name?

Detective Garcia.

- [Jeff] Yeah, how do you know him?

- Look man, I'm gonna tell you like I told him,

I been in the house with my kids all day.

I gotta previous conviction for a burglary.

Why the fuck would I stab your friend?

- [Jeff] Alright.

Man you can't blame me for tryin.

I just thought I'd come down here.

- I can blame, who are you the fucking Dark Knight?

I come out here with a hammer

and bash your fucking head in. - [Jeff] Alright, alright man.

You gotta problem don't you? - [Jeff] Alright, alright

- [Jeff] Alright, man I'll get outta here.

I'll get outta here.

- Yeah, get the fuck outta here, man.

Turn that camera off or I'll shove it up your fuckin ass.

- [Jeff] Oh, fuck.

[car chugging]

[car dinging]

[door unlatching]

Shit.

[static]

[rustling]

How's he doing?

- He's okay.

- [Jeff] Yeah?

- He's been sleepin for a while.

- [Jeff] I brought you a bunch of Mel's clothes.

And I got some, I brought you some snacks in there.

- Thank you so much.

- [Jeff] Yes, absolutely.

Mel, how you hangin in there?

- Okay.

- [Jeff] You gotta be exhausted.

Ready to head back?

- You gonna be okay?

- I'll be okay.

- [Jeff] Alright, we'll come back in the morning.

- Thank you guys so much.

- [Jeff] Absolutely.

- [Melissa] See you tomorrow.

- Okay.

- We'll see you in the morning.

- [Jeff] Alright.

- Let me get my purse.

- [Jeff] Alright buddy, hang in there.

Try to get some sleep tonight.

- Bye.

- [Melissa] Bye.

- [Jeff] Bye Lis.

[door latch clicking]

[static]

[door latch clicking]

[sighs]

How ya doing, Mel?

[sighs]

- [Jeff] Come here.

[thud]

[static]

Hey, babe.

- Hi.

- [Jeff] How're ya doin?

- Fine, how are you?

- [Jeff] I'm okay.

Did you sleep at all last night?

- No.

Did you?

- [Jeff] No, not much.

- No, neither.

- [Jeff] I called Lisa and told her we'll be over

to the hospital in the next half hour or so.

- Okay, that works.

- [Jeff] How were they at work with you?

- They were good.

They got me a sub.

They understood.

- [Jeff] Yeah.

Cool.

Did you eat anything for breakfast?

- No, not yet.

Have you?

- [Jeff] Nope.

So we'll grab something at the hospital.

- Okay, that'd be good.

Then we can get there and see them.

- [Jeff] Okay, you ready to go?

- Yeah.

Um no, I just need my purse, and then I'll be ready.

- [Jeff] Cool.

- [Melissa] Okay, let me go grab that.

- [Jeff] And I made you a coffee to go.

- [Melissa] Okay, thank you.

[static]

- So, Steve definitely looked better today

then he did last night.

- Yeah, definitely.

- He's comin along.

But I don't know.

How do you think Lisa's holdin up?

- I think she is super shakin up.

- Yeah.

- But I mean thank God Steve is okay.

[sighs]

- Yeah, alright well we'll come back tomorrow.

- Okay.

[static]

- [Jeff] Who is that?

It's Detective Garcia.

Detective.

[traffic]

He's probably here to question us about something.

- Mr. Anderson.

- [Jeff] How are ya?

- Hi.

No wonder you weren't answering the door.

- [Jeff] This is my fiance, Melissa.

- Hi, nice to meet you.

- [Jeff] This is Detective Garcia.

- You mind if I talk to you guys inside real quick?

- [Jeff] Yeah, absolutely.

- We have to have a talk, Jeff.

- [Jeff] Yeah.

- I know you went to go talk to Lawrence.

Right?

- [Jeff] I didn't wanna talk to Lawrence,

I just wanted to go by his place and just.

- [Melissa] When did you get to do that?

- [Jeff] I did it when I was on my way back here

from the hospital last night

to get clothes for Lis. - Oh.

- Jeff, you have to understand how incredibly

- [Jeff] I know.

- wrong that is.

- [Jeff] I already know what you're gonna say,

I know and I understand.

It was stupid but

- You could have completely compromised the investigation.

[Jeff sighs]

- [Jeff] I don't know, I was talkin to Steve

and the condition he was in,

he threw out his name.

He said you'd talked to him already.

I don't know what I was thinking,

but I felt like I needed to do something.

I was, I don't know.

I'm losing my mind here.

- If it makes you feel any better,

we've already eliminated him as a suspect.

Okay?

- [Jeff] Alright.

- So you talking to him isn't gonna

make the situation any better.

If anything, it's gonna make the situation worse.

So do me a favor,

and let me - [Jeff] Okay.

- do my job - [Jeff] I apologize.

where I have to.

- [Jeff] I promise I'll never do that again.

- Alright.

- [Jeff] That was stupid and I don't know,

I just kinda feel like I'm losin it here.

- Okay, well

I didn't mean to interrupt or anything,

but I got a few more houses to go knock on.

- [Jeff] Yeah.

- If you guys don't mind, I'd like to schedule

an interview for you guys to come in tomorrow.

- [Jeff] I'm good for tomorrow.

Are you good for tomorrow?

- Mmhm.

- Okay, alright.

Alright, it was nice meeting you.

- You too.

- [Jeff] Alright, again, I'm sorry.

I don't know, whatever.

- It's okay, it's alright.

- [Jeff] We all act stupid sometimes.

- Let me be the detective, okay?

- [Jeff] That was my moment of being stupid.

- Alright.

- [Jeff] Alright, have a good day.

- You too.

- [Jeff] Bye detective.

Mel.

- [Melissa] That was really dumb, Jeff.

- [Jeff] No, Mel, come on.

Let's just talk real quick.

[static]

Mel, can we please talk about this?

- [Melissa] No, Jeff.

- [Jeff] I'm sorry.

- [Melissa] You're stressing me out.

You're not making anything any better.

I just don't wanna talk about it right now.

- [Jeff] Alright.

[footsteps]

[static]

Melissa, I am sorry.

I apologized.

I don't know what I was thinking.

I shouldn't went over there last night,

but I feel helpless, okay?

Our best friend is sitting in the hospital,

he was stabbed.

I don't know, I don't know what to tell you.

- I know.

I get that.

We're under a lot of stress,

but you can't go and do something like that

when you have me and a baby to worry about.

- [Jeff] And I totally agree.

- You can't do stupid shit.

- [Jeff] I agree.

I thought maybe if I went over there

and I saw this guy walking in with a bag of tools or

- That you were gonna do what?

- [Jeff] I don't know.

I don't know, Melissa.

But I wasn't thinking obviously.

My whole world is turned upside down.

Everything was going great with us,

with Steve, with Lisa.

Everything has been so great for the four of us.

- I know.

- [Jeff] And all of a sudden he's in the hospital.

He could've been killed

and I don't know.

I'm freakin out too.

So I apologize.

I'm doin stupid stuff.

I won't do that anymore.

I'll be totally open with you.

- Just talk to me, okay?

- [Jeff] I will.

I really apologize.

- Okay, I get it I just

- [Jeff] You know that's not like me.

- [Jeff] When have I done - I know

something stupid like that in the past?

- I know, that's why it's so surprising.

- [Jeff] Alright, well I apologize

- It's okay.

- [Jeff] You forgive me?

- I forgive you.

- [Jeff] Can I get a kiss?

Yes, please.

- The camera.

[laughing]

[muah]

Love you.

- [Jeff] Do you wanna stay at my sister's tonight?

Would that kinda make you feel more comfortable?

- I would but I mean she has all those like kids.

[laughing]

It's like there's way too much goin on over there.

It's fine.

- [Jeff] I mean are you gonna be okay stayin here tonight?

- Yeah, I mean it's getting into the evening.

I'm here with you.

- [Jeff] Alright.

- We'll be fine.

- [Jeff] And we're all good?

You and me are good?

- Yeah.

Let's just relax, take it easy.

- [Jeff] Alright, I love you babe.

- I love you.

- [Jeff] Alright.

[static]

So tonight is bittersweet.

We obviously wish that Lisa and Steve

were here celebrating with us,

but we are celebrating the three month mark

of our pregnancy.

Mel's obviously having water,

but I'm drinking wine for the both of us.

- Thankfully, one of us needs it.

- [Jeff] So have you talked to Lisa

since the last time we saw them?

Any updates with Steve?

- I talked to her.

No updates.

They just keep saying how thankful we should be

that he wasn't stabbed any higher.

- [Jeff] Yeah.

- It coulda been bad.

- [Jeff] I can't even imagine.

I don't wanna think about that.

- I know, me either.

- [Jeff] Did you ask her if she wants

to spend the night tonight?

- Yeah, I asked her.

And I told her how welcome she would always be.

She's just gonna stay with him.

- [Jeff] Yeah, I figured she'd do that.

- Yeah.

- [Jeff] Um well, here's to a quick

and healthy recovery, Steve.

We love you.

- Yeah.

- [Jeff] And on a happier note,

do you wanna talk about the possible baby names.

- Yeah.

- [Jeff] So we decided on two.

If it's gonna be a little boy, what's his name gonna be?

- Jacob.

- [Jeff] And if it's a little girl?

- Grace.

- [Jeff] And I do love both of those names.

- Yeah.

- [Jeff] And I totally agree. [Melissa laughing]

But my first choice for a baby boy is gonna be Tyler,

but unfortunately Melissa had a bad experience

in Kindergarten with some little boy named Tyler

who used to bully her and pull her hair.

- Scarred me for life.

- [Jeff] So that got thrown out the window real quick.

- Yeah, sorry.

- [Jeff] But it's okay.

I do love Jacob and Grace.

The only thing I ask is that he or she gets

their father's athleticism and not their mother's.

[laughing]

- Oh, okay [laughs].

Well, let's hope that they get my

dancing skills and not their father's.

- [Jeff] Oh, okay.

[laughing]

That's a little below the belt.

So in my defense, I'm a pretty good dancer.

I'm not gonna lie.

[Melissa laughing]

I don't know what Melissa's talkin about.

But yeah, I've got some moves.

Don't let this six foot five frame fool you.

- [Melissa] Oh, yeah.

- I can move on the dance floor.

And speaking of which I do have a little something

planned for the wedding next year.

- [Melissa] What?

What do you mean a little something planned?

- I don't wanna give it away,

but I've got a little somethin planned.

I think your family's gonna be surprised.

You guys are gonna be a little bit astonished

that's all I'm sayin.

- [Melissa] Well, I look forward to that [laughs].

- You should.

You absolutely should.

And to make a comment like that anyways,

when is the last time that you've seen me dance?

I mean, it's been a while.

- [Melissa] Um you're right, it has.

Oh, at Lisa and Steve's last summer

at their house. - Oh, okay.

[Melissa laughing]

Alright, so you wanna bring up the one instance

where something might have happened.

- [Melissa] Yep.

- So I attempted to do the worm

which I am really, really good at.

And it was going great, but I ran outta room.

- [Melissa] Yep.

- I'm tall, what d'ya want me to do?

- [Melissa] Gave himself a little concussion.

- I didn't give myself a concussion,

but yeah I hurt my head.

[Melissa laughing]

Well, I got a lot of compliments

prior to hitting the wall.

- [Melissa] That is true.

I give you that.

- Yeah, you should.

- [Melissa] I did.

- [Jeff] So would you like to apologize for this?

- [Melissa] Yes [laughs].

- [Jeff] What the hell was that?

- [Melissa] What was what?

What was what?

- [Jeff] There was somebody just standing outside

on our deck.

- [Melissa] Jeff, are you messin with me?

- [Jeff] No, I know what I saw, Melissa.

- [Melissa] Wait, don't open the door.

[static]

Nobody's out there?

No?

- [Jeff] No.

- [Melissa] Well, let's call the cops.

- [Jeff] I just saw somebody standing out on the deck.

- What do you mean they were standing there?

A person?

- [Jeff] It was a person outside the deck

against the window.

- [Melissa] Just standing there looking in?

[static]

- So I just got off the phone with the detective.

I wanted to tell him about the shadowy figure

whatever it was that I saw

out on my deck just a little while ago.

And he actually gave me probably the best news

that we've heard in the past few days.

- What?

- He told me that about 10 minutes ago

they apprehended somebody about four or five

blocks up on our street.

- Nuh-uh.

- The guy was wearing all black.

He was acting suspicious.

A cop came over to him,

started talking to him and decided to frisk him down.

And when they did they found a giant wad of cash

in his front pocket. - No.

- They think that maybe that was from the stolen goods.

Maybe he went to a pawn shop and sold it.

- That's crazy.

- Yeah, I mean.

It's a slight relief.

They still don't obviously know if it's our man or not.

- What?

- But it's good news and um.

Yeah, I don't know.

This has just been

brutal.

And I told him how stressed out we are,

and he said he was gonna send over a patrol unit

to just go up and down our block,

up and down our street tonight.

So that makes me feel a little bit better.

- Definitely.

- But just in case,

I went downstairs.

I grabbed a knife.

I don't know if you can see that.

Yeah, this is just probably been the worst three days ever.

- Yeah.

- And I don't know why you didn't just

call outta work all week.

I mean we're

- I know, I just.

It helps keep my mind off everything going on.

It's a little bit distracting which is kind of nice

considering all the stress. - I mean I get it.

I get it.

And we need to get some sleep.

We've really had no sleep.

And so yeah.

Let's try to do that.

- Okay.

- Alright, I love you, goodnight.

[muah]

- Love you too.

[static]

[static]

[heavy breathing]

- [Jeff] Melissa.

Mel, did you hear that?

[heavy breathing]

[ominous music]

[clicking]

Why isn't the electricity working?

[ominous music]

[breathing]

[door latch clicking]

[thud]

What was that?

Who's there?

[heavy breathing]

Was that from outside?

[heavy breathing]

Jesus.

[static]

[gasping]

I stabbed him three times.

I don't know if he's dead.

I gotta call the cops.

[gasps]

[static]

[heavy breathing]

I just had the worst nightmare ever.

I thought I killed a man,

an intruder at my house.

And it just caused

the worst case of sleep apnea.

I feel like I can't breathe.

This is horrible.

So I'm gonna have some water.

[water running]

Maybe a pill.

[heavy breathing]

[rattling]

[gulping]

[sighs]

That was a bad one.

[sighs]

Alright, I gotta take my mind off this.

[heavy breathing]

Let's see if I can find any security footage

of that guy walking

past my window earlier.

Do you see that?

[static]

Alright, what is this?

This just happened.

What time is it?

How do I rewind this?

What the fuck?

I didn't just grab that knife.

[ominous music]

What?

Am I sleep walking?

What the hell?

I haven't slept walk in forever.

I didn't know I was still doin this.

This is crazy watching yourself sleep walk.

[ominous music]

This is crazy.

I don't remember any of this.

What?

What am I doing?

Why am I just looking out the window?

Melissa?

What?

What the fuck?

[gasps]

Oh no, no, no, no [sobbing].

No, no, no [sobbing].

Oh my God [sobbing].

This isn't real.

This can't be real.

[sobbing]

Please God, don't let this be real.

Please.

Oh my God.

What did I do?

[sobbing]

[sobbing]

Melissa.

Please God, no.

Please don't let Melissa be over here.

Oh, God no!

[static]

[sorrowful music]