All language subtitles for Super.Hard.Love.1982.VHSRip.XviD-T3

[French] "The impossible love...

... has ceased ...

... between the two of us.

The impossible love...

... has reddened ...

... our eyes deep down.

We left ...

... into the blue ...

... and into a wonderful childhood ...

... only to find ourselves ..."

Well, dear, you're still not convinced
of the beauty of these shores?

It's certain that in this region ...

... there's no place more beautiful.

There are no words to describe it.

I find it totally enchanting, you know?

Sure.

I'm not convinced.

What's the matter? Something wrong?

You know I love the sea.

[proverb] 'The sea is bad for you.'

Admit I'm right.

The countryside is ideal for spending
a weekend of absolute relaxation.

Nothing's changed
since the last time we were here.

Who's that?

What happened here?

Sorry, darling, but it's my duty to stop.

- I'll have a look. Be right back.
- Sure, dear.

What's happened? Do you need help?

Yes, thank you.
I don't understand, it won't start.

Have you tried manually?

No, don't know how to.

Wait a second.

Love, you'll see we're back on our way
in a few moments.

Luckily we found a kind person ...

... who knows about engines.

There she is.

It's our lucky day.

You'll see, we're gonna make it with her.

Let's hope so.

There we go.

Truly kind of you.

It IS our lucky day.

Let's see ...

- The distributor works fine, the linkage too...
- Very nice.

- Just fine. - Great.

I'm sorry. Are you hurt?

- No, don't worry.
- Very kind. Thanks again.

You're right after all, Philippe.

What?

This place is really endearing.

I knew you'd get it sooner or later.

You'll see, these two days will be unforgettable.

I can't wait to get to this inn.

What's the name again?

Erm... Hotel Bellevue.

An endearing name. Truly endearing.

Let's hope the place will be that too.

It's an old hunter's lodge
that's been restructured.

Let's hope it suits you.

Trust me, love, it's fantastic.

From the looks, it really looks enchanting.

Seems one of those places
from the end of WWII.

Have I told you about that murder...
Where was it?

- Right here, about 900 metres off.
- No, I beg you, don't start again.

Right.

Welcome. Did you have a good trip?

Mr and Mrs Duvivienne.

- We've made a reservation...
- Just a second.

Yes, here's your reservation.

There's the key.

N� 15. What a coincidence.

It's the same room where they found
a dismembered woman 10 years ago.

- You remember, right?
- Naturally.

She was my wife.

Right. Well, I and my wife
are off to our room.

It's this way.

And remember!

Lunch is served at one o'clock.

Mr Bernard, Mr Marcel.

Remember:

Lunch is served at one
for your as well, ok?

Yes yes, perfect.

But before we'll go for a walk.

Great idea, you lovebirds.

Let's go, dear,
and set our bodies in the mood.

That's our room.

They changed the furniture.

Beautiful.

The view! How beautiful.

Look, it's fantastic...breath-taking!

Obviously. Mr Drageau's wife
was a dismembered woman,

and not the murderer.
- Philippe, please!

I can't stand it anymore.

Marie, the important thing
was the motive.

It was here he snapped.

I can't stand you anymore, Philippe.

Sooner or later I'll get a divorce.

Alright.

You're right, I'll stop talking about it.

It'll be an unforgettable weekend.

Here I come.

Quick. Hurry.

I can't wait anymore.

Come.

There, like that.

Well, what do you say?

Do you like it here?

Truly ideal, Gaston.

The place fits my state of mind.

D'you like it, Fran�oise?

All in all, I'm not really crazy
for the countryside.

In places like this,
there's nothing to do.

The first days are relaxing, sure,

but then boredom settles in.

You'll see, Fran�oise,
you won't regret it.

It's good to leave the city
from time to time.

We'll be fine here, I'm sure.

You're wonderful.

When I'm with you, I think I can hear...

Yes, I think I hear the chimes ring.

No, dear. The bell's ringing.

Good day. My name is Gaston Leroi.

I booked 3 rooms.

So, Leroi.

Yes.

- Here you go. - Thanks.

Let's go see the rooms.

Lunch will be ready at one o'clock.

Damned clients.

Darling!

Love, come to me. I'm waiting.

Darling, I'm on my way.
Here I come!

Sure, uncle Otto. Everything will be alright.

Relax.

Mr Drageau will hear me now.

You just relax, uncle Otto.

What might they be doing?

Strange, those Frenchmen.

Here I am.

What can I do for you, Ms Onassi?

My uncle says the dog in your backyard
keeps barking at night and him from sleeping,

and this is bad for his heart.
Perhaps you can do something?

Sure, naturally.

Rest assured, miss.

I'll take care of it.

Tell your uncle he will sleep well this night.

Uncle thanks you, and thanks from me too.

Happy? Let's go.

Lunch will be served at one o'clock.

We'll be on time.

- Love, come to me.
- On my way.

I hope there'll be no more nut-cutters.

Who are you?

My niece Fran�oise.

And who are you? Where did you hide
during my inspection?

Inspection!?

What are you talking about?

I am Blanche Perrier.

Excuse me.

I'm really sorry, but I thought -

And what DID you think?
To search for some mystery?

I'm truly sorry.
It was an accidental error.

An occupational disease, so to speak.

Allow that I present myself?

Inspector Philippe Duvivienne.

That's why you're so
supicious. Nice to meet you.

My niece Fran�oise,
my sister's daughter.

You know I've been observing you
since you first entered the parlour.

Please tell me, how did I appear to you?

Blanche, there you are.

I've been looking for you.

Gaston, may I present inspector Duvivienne.

Gaston Leroi.

Your physiognomy is not new to me.

Haven't we met?

Yes. You met me on the road,

my car did not work, and -

Yes! We were heading for the same place it seems.

Obviously we've got similar taste,
my dear Duvivienne.

Seems so.

The same taste.

Allow me to present my wife Marie.

We're here for the weekend.

Are you here for the weekend too?

Well, in truth -

It's the first time that Blanche, ...

takes a vacation.

I'm sorry.
How did your grave loss come about?

A lion. In Africa, during a safari.

Atrocious.

You have no idea of the evil
beasts can do.

They only brought back his hair.

It's all that's left of him.

And all this for a safari.

Men are attracted by the strangest of things.

Let's not stand on ceremony.

A toast to our reunion!

My uncle agrees with you too, inspector. Right?

Though he says he prefers
the German countryside.

His greatest wish is to own
a farm all of his own.

My uncle not only loves all human beings,
he loves animals too.

If you want to find a beautiful and quiet spot,
you can always find it in our Black Forest.

Ah, the Black Forest. Truly beautiful.

With its colours...

... and the smells that seem to come forth
from the bowels of the earth.

So sensual...so seductive
for its impenetrability.

Yes, it surely has a special allure.

I remember the first time I went there
to celebrate a friend's birthday.

We entered on horseback.

Entranced by nature's beauties,
I soon found myself alone and lost.

I suddenly had to think of my grandma's story.

She had told me of a mysterious creature.

Whoever came close to it
would fall prey to its violent attacks.

It has been passed on for centuries,
till today,

and inspired many fantastic legends.

The fantastic aside, there was
a certain case a few years back.

A lumberjack of the Black Forest stopped drivers
and asked them to get out and help him...

...and with his axe...chop!,
the brains spurting out.

You know what's new?

Next year I'll spend
my holidays in the Black Forest.

In court, he explained that he did it
to save nature from progress,

to save the forest with its concrete belts
that asphyxiate it with their exhaust fumes.

I could tell you of a hundred cases like that.

Like that famous one about the lake.

The case of the monster of the lake.

Three years ago, in Northern France,
at Lac Plombu,

a number of fishermen mysteriously disappeared.

At first, it looked like an accident.

But soon they found out the terrible truth.

The old man who rented the boats
to the fishermen was the murderer.

Hidden from view, he took an oar and
hit them over the head. Then he drowned them.

Does your uncle perhaps
suffer from pharyngitis?

He hasn't spoken a word.

No, Mr Duvivienne.

The reason why uncle cannot speak...

...is a shock he received in WWII.

I understand.

He was an officer of the Third Reich.

Dear guests, I hope lunch was to your liking.

I hold my clients in high esteem.

Exquisite.

Dear Mr Drageau, French cuisine
is always delicious.

Eating like this is more a pleasurable
caprice than a necessity of nature.

I am flattered.

- Would you like a dessert, miss?
- No, thanks.

- A banana?
- Oh how tomboyish of you!

For the afternoon, I'd recommend
a walk in the woods.

It's very suggestive.

There's a lovely river,

and I assure you it's worth it.

There are wild horses, and in the middle
of the woods: meadows to rest on.

Let's go to the woods and browse.

I hope you won't leave me here.

I really want to see these places.

Nice fellow, this Mr Leroi.

Sure, Philippe. But don't you think
you exaggerate a bit, telling certain stories?

Oh no. I assure you, Mr Leroi was
truly interested.

He listened in rapture.

And then I know those writers.

For them, we policemen
are a treasure trove.

Luckily, you intervened and
took me away.

I'd been able to stay there
the whole night.

A whole night of catering
to the spleen of a writer.

It would have been a sin
to lose a night with you.

Oh Philippe, we're married
for 10 years.

Doesn't mean a thing.

I always find you more attractive...

...and every moment without you seems lost.

Be good. Not now. Later.

I wanna take a shower now.

Alright, darling. I'll wait here. Hurry.

Okay.

I can't exist without you.

- Boring. I wanna do something.
- What?

- Don't know. Go dancing perhaps.

As long as it's fun.

I understand. You like things
only the city can offer.

I'd rather say I like movement,
the rhythm...not resting.

If it's only that, I think I can help.
You'll see.

It's not the latest,
but it's better than nothing.

- Shall we dance?
- With pleasure.

- Do you want me to massage your back?
- No thanks, no need to.

Come, darling. It's no chore for me.
It's a pleasure.

- C'mon.
- No. I don't want to.

- But you used to like a little massage.

- But now I don't want to.

There's someone there, I'm sure.

- Where?
- In the hallway. Didn't you hear it?

I need to check.

What do you care?

What do I care?
I'm an inspector, right?

It's my lawful duty.

I need to watch
over the people's safety.

Also when I'm off duty.

But you're always on duty, dear. Always.

I'll be back in a moment.

You just stay here.

Bye, my doll.

I know, uncle. You can't stand the noises.
But this is an inn, there are other people too.

It's not like our house in Germany.

There.

Who's there?

You can't stay long.
He can come back any minute.

Yes, love, I'll be gone.
But I so much wanted to see you.

Oh Gaston. How I want
my husband not to be here.

I wanna spend the night with you.

Marie. Don't be afraid. It's me.

Yes, Philippe. I'll open up. Just a second.

Quick, behind the couch.

Coming, my dear.

I've searched the whole floor.

False alarm.

I'm more at ease now.

Why don't you take a shower?
That'll help you relax a bit.

Great idea!

That way, we'll be in bed real soon.

Come, darling. Quick.

Damn! What a brute I am.

- I made an unforgiveable mistake.
- Which one, darling?

- I forgot to look outside.

- What was that?
- What do you mean?

- The shot. I heard a shot.

- I heard nothing, darling.

- It was outside this time. He won't escape.

The raincoat. I forgot.

Love! You're not being careful.

The door. Lock it, with the key.

Were you frightened?

I want you.

Me too, darling. I can't wait anymore.

What's happening here?

Come.

I wanted you so badly.

This must be a mistake.

You mix me up with someone else.

No mistake.

Don't be afraid, love.

But I don't think that-

Shut up.

Or you'll wake the guests.

I saw how you were looking at me today.

I liked you right from the start.

Yours must be a dangerous life.

Yes, you got that right. Very dangerous.

The fight against crime...is always...

... always dangerous.

But it also provides satisfaction.

- Who's there?
- It's me, Blanche. Gaston.

- Come in. It's open.

I've been waiting so long for you.

You're very beautiful, Blanche.

Oh, love. After so long I finally get
to feel a man's caresses again.

You're not alone anymore, my love.

Down there. That's it.

Lick me.

And now inside...inside...

You drive me mad...

More!

Don't leave so soon. I want you.

I've already stayed too long, miss.

You don't know, but at this moment,
it is as if I was on duty.

I search the inn for miscreants.
What can I do? It's my duty.

Gotta go.

Crime awaits me.

It was wonderful, Gaston.

I had forgotten what love could be.

I wanted you, Blanche.

I never told you
because I respected your grief.

But now it has ended.

With you I return to life.

Stay with me tonight. I need a man.

Sure.

But I want nothing to disturb
this night with you.

Do me a little favour.

Check if Fran�oise is asleep.

I wouldn't want her to come here.
Often at night...

...when she isn't sleepy, she visits me.

As you like, my love.

I'm off to have a look.

Come back fast. I want you ... so much.

Me too, love.

Quiet, uncle, don't get worked up.

You know what happens when you're like that.

I beg you.

Sneaking into the chambers of young girls?

I am sorry.

I only came to see if you slept.

Why would you want to know that?

Just like that. To me you're like a niece.

I feel responsible.

Then...

...stay with me until I fall asleep.

So you won't worry when you go.

Come.

I don't like being left alone.

And who would do that?

How long does it take?

Do you need anything?

Only a little company.

I think that only two widowers,
two who are alone like us,

can understand each other.

Don't you think?

You're right.

Our deep solitude...

... unites us.

Come inside.

Come, my dear trumpeteer.

What a nice little soldier you are.

I've always liked soldiers.

Who knows what's beneath this uniform.

I hope everything's there.

Everything.

Why are you on your beat at this hour?

Keeping watch.

I know how to take care of fountains.

Come on, soldier.

Point your pistol.

Start the skirmish.

Yes?

[German] Come.

- Who's there?
- What's this mess?

- Are you mad?
- Out! Out!

Out, out!

[German] Fast, my little friends.

Piglets.

What do you think this is? A brothel?

Is...a brothel, piggies?

Quick.

Out, move!

[German] Take a walk!

[German] Come, Myrtel. Come.

Oh my dear it's true, it's really you!

I've never heard your voice before. Wait!

Uncle, wait for me!

Move, out!

And here...

The sow.

What do you want with this pistol?

Freeze everyone! The inspector's coming.

The inspector too?

Polack. Move!

[German] Out!

Uncle, you can speak again!
I'm so happy.

There have never been words
until the celebration in honour of [unintelligible].

Now...

... that the company is complete...

... let us begin with great fraternisation.

Like it was done in old times...

... during every victory.

It'll be a most memorable victory!

A thing of days past.

A thing that none of you knows...

...and none of you has tried.

Excuse me, but what kind of event will it be?

Silence!

Don't ask stupid questions!

Miss Teresa?

Inaugurate the celebration!

With pleasure.

[German] Mrs Teresa.

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