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SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY
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SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY
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So I told him to go fuck
himself, little pussy ass bitch
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Haha, yes you did, girl!
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Mona, deal with your customer.
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Puppy Chow!
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Anyway
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Your total is $32.53
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Oh I'm sorry sir you can't buy
pet food with EBT cards
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What?
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You can't buy pet food with EBT
cards, it's illegal
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Yeah... fuck you!
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Hi Mom
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:buzzer
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:Hi Pumpkin Pie!
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Hi Mom. Oh I feel Italian
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:burps: Sorry mom, right in
your ear
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Ooh it's ok, god look at your
big fat belly. -you're one to
talk mom
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Suck my dick. Alright take those
off they smell, come help me
cook
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Make sure you get those spines
out they kind of stick in there.
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How are you? You look like
you're going to pop any second
now
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How are you? You look like
you're going to pop any second
now
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Mom you already said that.
When's the last time you went to
the doctor?
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I don't know, like, a couple of
months ago or something?
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Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, Mona,
you gotta go
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more frequently than that!
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I don't like it when those men
poke at my vagina, its gross.
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What do you think they're
doing? Celebrating Cinco de
Mayo?
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They're doing their job!
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Mom, women have been shitting
out babies for like a million
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years without doctors, I don't
see what the big
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problem is.
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You know what the problem is,
the problem is you being a
fucking asshole, that's what the
problem is
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Okay, well that's just the way
I am so you're just going to
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have to deal with it. Whatever.
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Mom is this big enough. Well
that's good for a pygmy
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I'm a little taller than a
pygmy, so make it twice the
size.
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Okay, well, you could've just
said you needed a-
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You're pissing me off, Mona!
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Just tell me how big! That's
all I'm asking! Make it like
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half of a hamburger patty.
About the size
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of half a hamburger patty. ok
thank you
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The size of a bull's testicles
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Mom. Whatever
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Television: Yessir, we're in a
rut, Ellie. Not that it isn't a
pleasant rut,
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but I think we ought to get out
of it.
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You know I only get angry
because I worry about you.
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I know.
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But I have been taking care of
myself for long enough.
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Fair enough.
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What are you doing Mom? You know
exactly well what I am doing
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I am praying for, it's what I do
now. i pray fro the people that
I love
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It works- Mom you know
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that religion shit got real old
like a year ago, right
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Bite me.
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Hi. Hi, Janice, how was work?
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Fine.
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What are you eating? Uh, Mona
and I made salmon croquettes.
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Can I have some? I don't think
I made enough, sorry.
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Jesus.
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Don't forget to wash your
dishes.
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I hate her.
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I know. I fucking hate her. Oh
my god such a pill
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And she's got a lot of fuckin
nerve telling me to do my dishes
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she's got a mile high pound of
dishes
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that are growing colonies of
maggots. Ew
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I fucking hate her. That's
disgusting.
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She stinks.
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Look at it! Go! Got it.
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You don't do anything with your
eyebrows.
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No. Why would I do anything with
my eyebrows? They're just there.
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Now you know what I'm gonna do
now because you're giving me
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attitude? I'm gonna pluck 'em.
I'm plucking just a couple of
hairs!
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Mom, don't come near me with
that, seriously.
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Just a couple. Can I get just
this one? Just let me get the
one. Don't move,
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if you move, it'll hurt.
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Oww! You have no idea what that
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just did! Just because you're
pregnant
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doesn't mean you can t be
pretty. Alright?
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So look out! Comin at ya!
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Can I ask you a favor, please?
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If I come into the store can
you hook me up?
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Sure. Thank you
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Mom! Mom! I cut my finger! I
cut my finger!
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Okay. Its alright. Ow ow ow! It
really hurts!
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Mom! Mom!
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Of course we don't have any
fucking band-aids!
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Owww!!
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You know what, it's not that
big a deal, honey.
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Yes it is, it hurts so bad
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hold it right there and you're
gonna put a little
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pressure -- ow!
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No, I need a band-aid!
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I don't have any band-aids! Why
are you using duct tape?!
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Because I don't have a band
-aid!
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What the hell is going on out
here
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SHUT UP!
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Your make-up held up very well.
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I think, before you go to work
tomorrow you should put it on
again
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just like this, and then you
should see how many guys
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line up at that supermarket to
take you out.
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You could be a trophy wife
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You're okay, honey.
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You're okay. See this is why I
want you here.
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What would you have done if this
happened at your place, hmm?
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I don't even have a kitchen.
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Wheres your hat?
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Don't have one.
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I don't want you to go I want
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you to stay here with me, I
don't want you to go!
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Don't we see enough of each
other?
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I suppose we do. Don't forget
your make-up..
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Mom, I'm not going to wear
that. You might.
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And tell your sister if you see
her that I say hi, even if she
hates me.
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Ok.
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I love you so much I could shit.
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Oops, I just pinched a loaf!
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Oopsie, I made a poopsie!
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I hate you Call me tomorrow...
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from the nearest pay phone. Mom
I will
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Get home safe. Or move in.
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Hey, baby doll. You alright?
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Hey, baby doll. You alright?
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:alarm clock
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::fighting from other room
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:See, girl, you are too damn
responsible.
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I be fucking other niggas all
the time and nobody gotta be
finding out shit.
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Oh shit. Mona, girl, what the
fuck happened to your face?
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Girl, you look like a straight
up streetwalker!
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Don't you listen to these
bitches, Mona. They ain't shit
themselves
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Shondra, now who are you calling
a bitch? You need to mind your
business over there.
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It is my business, you need to
stop being nasty to her. I think
you look pretty, Mona.
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Thanks
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All I'm saying is, I don't
know,
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because if he wasn't an
abomination of god,
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then why would god even put him
on the planet that way?
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Listen, you're asking if he's
an abomination of god,
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I'm saying he's not because
everybody
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was put on this planet for a
reason.
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But he cant even go to church!
He cant accept Jesus in his
heart
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so when he die, he going to
hell!
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But he is still on this earth,
and if everything and everybody
on this earth
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is a part of god's plan, that
means he is not an abomination
of god
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automatically if he does only
got one arm
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and is half retarded. Duh.
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Whatever Whatever.
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Seriously.
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Aw, shit, look who it is.
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Nice coat!
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Bitch is out her damn mind.
Hey, girl!
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Seriously, ease up on that girl,
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pregnant bitches say and do
some weird shit.
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No, no, I don't know, Shondra,
because last week
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she asked me if Keyshia felt
guilty killing all those kids in
Japan
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so she could get her hair. What?
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Girlfriends not right in the
head. That bitch is crazy.
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And funky.
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She does not smell, get the
hell out of here.
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Where the fuck are you going?
I'm gonna go talk to her!
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Dang! Well bye!
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About what? None of your
business!
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How to get a new coat, that's
what
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you need to do! Go be
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Mother Theresa, bye, girl!
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Hey, Mona.
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Oh hey.
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Whats up, girl, we never talk.
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Yeah, sometimes my tongue gets
tied up.
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You're not gonna hang out with
Keyshia?
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Man, fuck Keyshia. I see how
she acts
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towards you. She can be a real
cunt, too.
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Sorry if you don't like that
word,
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I know I use it too much. I'm a
shame to my own gender.
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It's okay. Cunt cunt cunt cunt.
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I don't care.
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You are crazy, girl. When are
you due?
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Uh, I dunno, soon
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Yeah? I had my daughter like
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four years ago. Let me tell
you, it's not easy
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But I do love the shit outta her
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Yeah, I gotta go
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pick her up from my Grammy's
down the block now
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Yo, it'd be nice to have some
company.
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Like right now?
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No.
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I really don't wanna do that.
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I'm gonna just go.
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:doorbell
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::doorbell
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:Go get it.
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:doorbell repeatedly
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: Yes?
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Jordan it's Mona. Mona what the
fuck are you doing here?
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Well, I was in the neighborhood,
and I thought Id stop by. Let
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me in it's freezing. It's so
cold. Alright
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Just wait outside.
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:doorbell repeatedly
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:Fuck.
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Jordan.
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Isn't that awesome? Don't wanna
lose it.
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Whoa! Hot spoon.
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What? That was hot.
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The coffee is really strong and
really hot.
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Well why did you order it,
then? I don't know!
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You remember. Steve?
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id he look like--? He looked
like this, right?
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He was like, into looking fat or
something. He stuffed his butt
and his stomach
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to look more fat! Why?
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I don't know. Um hey girls
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Hi.
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Mom dated some nasty men.
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I saw mom yesterday.
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Ugh, yikes, that woman is a
monster.
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Ugh, yikes, that woman is a
monster.
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She says hi. She wants to see
you. Yeah I don't care
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and I don't want to see her.
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This is really bad.
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Why are we drinking four dollar
coffee when we could just be on
your couch?
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Uhh, Sylve is deep in writers
mode
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we cannot hang out there.
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I haven't seen Sylve in like a
million years, don't you think
she d want to see me?
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Uhh, oh my god, whatever. What
is going on with you?
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Well, I'm pregnant, still Oh?
Still?
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When are you going to have your
baby, like--
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In two months. Or like one
month. Or like, a week.
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Is it still alive, have you been
to the doctor to check and see
if its still alive
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because sometimes they can die
inside of you
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and you would never know.
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and you would never know. I
don't know! What are you talking
about
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Jesus!
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Listen, if you don't like it,
then stop fucking drinking it.
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I paid a lot of money for it, so
I will drink it if I want to.
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Listen, what are you doing
later?
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What do you mean? I mean I can't
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hang out too terribly long right
now. Jordan we just got here
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Yeah, I know but I already have
stuff I have to do already.
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I'm not even done with my
coffee. You're not even enjoying
it.
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Why did we even come here?
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Mona! You can't just show up at
my apartment
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whenever you want just because
you're bored
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You have to at least call
beforehand
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or something. Jordan I don't
have a phone
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I know you don't have a phone,
so like
245
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why don't you fucking figure it
out and get one.
246
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It's absolutely ridiculous that
you're pregnant and no one
247
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can get in touch with you
unless you feel
248
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Oh my god! Forget it. Go die!
249
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You should be ashamed.
250
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I'm not following her.
251
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What the hell do you think
you're doing?
252
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I'm leaving you so you can get
to your important shit asshole.
253
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Fine, be mom. You know you
really are
254
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such a prick!
255
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Yeah you're right, you're
right, I'm sorry.
256
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Come on.
257
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I'm sorry.
258
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I guess
259
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I'm sorry too then.
260
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You know it's just not cool if
you just show up
261
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you know you gotta call. fine
262
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fine you can come over later
just call.
263
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Fine. Fine
264
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Fine Fine
265
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What are you gonna do now?
266
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I don't know, I guess I'll go
home.
267
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Ok. Bye.
268
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Bye.
269
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Hey!
270
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Hey. So what happened, why'd
she stop by?
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She depresses me.
272
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Your family is fucked up.
273
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Are you going to work?
274
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Yes. Some of us
275
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have to work princess.
276
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Don't go. Just take off your
pants.
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We can't all be debutantes
278
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miss Scarlett
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Yes, that's right Mammy. Now go
tend to the fields
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the lady of the house needs you
to earn your dues.
281
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You're such a dumbass. Mammy
was a house slave.
282
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Why Mammy, I never
283
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Miss Scarlett
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you're gonna be the death of me
285
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FIddle Dee Dee
286
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Mom!
287
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You know, you don't have to
288
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come if you don't want to.
289
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Mom, for the thousandth time I
have nothing else to do. It's
fine, I'm coming.
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Ok. :belch
291
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:Oh ok excuse me. You're such a
pig.
292
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You know why they say burps are
better than farts?
293
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Why waste it when you can taste
it.
294
00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:51,878
That's disgusting.
295
00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:55,014
Hey do you want to do Laverne
and Shirley?
296
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Yeah. Ready?
297
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One two three four five six
seven eight
298
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Schlemiel! Schlimazel!
Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
299
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Schlemiel! Schlimazel!
Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
300
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,326
Schlemiel! Schlimazel!
Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
301
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It's been really... difficult
302
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:13,400
dealing with the divergent
extremes.
303
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Like
304
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the sneaking out and the
gambling,
305
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:22,742
drinking. :door slams
306
00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:25,678
:It's ok we'll just go get some
chairs.
307
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Levi, please continue.
308
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:31,884
Um but that's all behind me now.
309
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:34,887
And I'm trying not to let the
old vices
310
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get replaced with new ones.
311
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:loud clang
312
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:So now that my wife is
313
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left me,
314
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for good,
315
00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:53,372
I can't help but feel like I
need to indulge in...
316
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alternate sex.
317
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:02,582
No no no, not the gay stuff.
318
00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:05,818
Um, you know, not that there's
anything wrong with that though.
319
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:11,924
But you know, I just, I want to
320
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[ applause ] Thanks.
321
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One night
322
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I went out with the drug dealers
who were supplying my boyfriend,
323
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and they took me out to a bar.
324
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:30,242
And they bought me a ton of
shots and I got wasted of course
325
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The next morning I woke up
326
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half naked next to one of them,
I think his name was Randy?
327
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Like 49, old,
328
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and um
329
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unattractive
330
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and uh I was just drinking every
night, getting laid by several
different partners
331
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And then one day I realized
that I hadn't had my period
332
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in a long time.
333
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:57,837
I was so drunk that I didn't
realize that I was three months
pregnant.
334
00:23:57,837 --> 00:24:00,907
I asked my ex, uh by then he
335
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:04,043
was my ex Alex, to help me get
money for an abortion.
336
00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:06,946
And, uh,
337
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:10,149
got one. It's not funny,
338
00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:13,219
but um...
339
00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:16,155
I'm sorry, that
340
00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:19,225
I told myself I wasn't going to
cry
341
00:24:22,328 --> 00:24:25,264
Thank you. [ applause ]
342
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[ singing ]
343
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[ singing ]
344
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[ singing ]
345
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[ singing ]
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[ singing ]
347
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[ singing ]
348
00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:48,755
[ singing ]
349
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[ singing ]
350
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[ singing ]
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[ singing ]
352
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:05,104
[ singing ]
353
00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:09,175
[ singing ]
354
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[ singing ]
355
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thank you :applause
356
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:29,295
:Well I would like to take the
time to thank everyone who
attended. Hope to see you again.
357
00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:31,330
Everybody can please stand up
and take their neighbor's hand
358
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Everybody can please stand up
and take their neighbor's hand
359
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God grant
360
00:25:37,403 --> 00:25:41,608
me the serenity to accept the
things I cannot change
361
00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:45,678
the courage to change the
things I can
362
00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:49,716
And the wisdom to know the
difference
363
00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:55,622
Very good :applause: Thank you
everybody
364
00:25:55,622 --> 00:25:57,724
Hi!
365
00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:59,626
Hi! Oh! I'm so happy to see you!
366
00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:01,761
Me too!
367
00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:03,863
Hi! How have you been?
368
00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:05,998
How's it going? This is my
daughter Mona.
369
00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:08,000
Hi
370
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,036
Where have you been hiding
this? The basement.
371
00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:12,071
Where has she been hiding you?
Don't mind Dottie
372
00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:14,273
she's not usually this scary.
By the way,
373
00:26:14,273 --> 00:26:16,242
I'm Lou. Me? I'm not scary.
374
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:18,377
Hi I'm Bev.
375
00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:20,379
Wow! Look at that little belly!
376
00:26:20,379 --> 00:26:22,348
Is it a boy or a girl?
377
00:26:22,348 --> 00:26:24,516
I dunno.
378
00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:26,452
Have you thought about what to
name it?
379
00:26:26,452 --> 00:26:28,587
You guys, where's that fucking
cocksucker John, I haven't seen
him.
380
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,456
What'd he fall off the wagon or
something?
381
00:26:30,456 --> 00:26:32,491
Oh.
382
00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:34,526
John Died.
383
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,631
Really, he stepped out of his
house and he got hit by a car.
384
00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:40,700
Shut up!
385
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,769
God rest his soul.
386
00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,804
Beep beep Come on baby you don't
387
00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:46,839
want to hear this shit.
388
00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:48,908
Listen I really need to talk to
you. You know your mother told
me about
389
00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:51,010
you before,and you really
390
00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:53,145
seem like you're a great girl.
And you
391
00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:55,081
probably got a lot of potential
So I don't want you to fuck that
all up
392
00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:57,049
just because you're having that
baby there.
393
00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:59,151
Your mother is a great woman.
394
00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:01,253
I'm not saying she don't have a
lot of
395
00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:03,255
shit on her plate, but
396
00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:05,324
she cares about you and she
wants the best for you.
397
00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:07,493
I know, and all that
398
00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:09,428
shit she did before, that's
over with.
399
00:27:09,428 --> 00:27:11,430
Understand?
400
00:27:13,499 --> 00:27:15,534
I know!
401
00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:17,603
But it's still a little fucked
up. Oh you guys I gotta go
402
00:27:17,603 --> 00:27:19,638
I'll see you at the next
meeting. Bev what did you say to
her?
403
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,741
Mona!
404
00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:23,843
Little spoiled bitch.
405
00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:25,945
Walking advertisement for birth
control.
406
00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:27,914
Mona!
407
00:27:27,914 --> 00:27:30,049
God damn it Mona, slow down!
Mona!
408
00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:31,984
Mona stop!
409
00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:34,020
Where are you going? I'm going
home!
410
00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:36,188
Why are you going home honey?
411
00:27:36,188 --> 00:27:38,257
Because you talk me. You talk
about me with your friends
412
00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:40,292
and that's my information.
413
00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:42,194
Ok I do talk about you, it's AA
that's what you do. You talk
about what's going on
414
00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:44,363
with people. Yeah but that's my
problem.
415
00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:46,298
No, it's not your- It's my life!
416
00:27:46,298 --> 00:27:48,467
You're my- what is Those people
are fucking drunks!
417
00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:50,369
They are-watch your fucking
mouth.
418
00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:52,604
They are there because they are
friends. They are there
419
00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:54,673
to help me. They're there to
listen to me..
420
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,776
Don't talk about me with other
people.
421
00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:58,677
Mona honey you have problems,
you've gotta let me...
422
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,847
Oh I have problems mom? I'm not
the fucking lowlife drug addict.
423
00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:02,949
Am I?
424
00:28:02,949 --> 00:28:04,917
That's you! That's you! That's
who you are
425
00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:07,119
and that's who you will always
be.
426
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,188
Oh man. Fuck you.
427
00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:11,057
You fucking bitch.
428
00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:13,125
You fucking bitch. I'm not the
bitch!
429
00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:15,294
Mom! Where were you? You
selfish bitch.
430
00:28:15,294 --> 00:28:17,329
You fucking selfish bitch.
431
00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:19,431
You think you are so much
432
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:21,400
better than everybody.
433
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,602
Why are you saying that? You
think you are the only person?
434
00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:25,637
No I don't Hey Mona, where are
your friends,
435
00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:27,639
Mona? You got any friends Mona?
Shut up Ma!
436
00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:29,575
Who called you? Shut up!
437
00:28:29,575 --> 00:28:31,677
Hey Mona, who do you live with?
Who cares about you Mona?
438
00:28:31,677 --> 00:28:33,913
Shut up Shut up!
439
00:28:33,913 --> 00:28:35,982
Who wants to know what's going
on in your life, Mona?
440
00:28:35,982 --> 00:28:38,050
You don't have friends! I don't
know why you're saying this.
441
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,886
You have a shitty job. You're
pregnant. Nobody cares about
you.
442
00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:42,054
Why are you saying this?
443
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:44,090
You have nobody who loves you.
I'm tired. That's not true!
444
00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:45,992
Do you know what? I don't think
I want to see you anymore.
445
00:28:45,992 --> 00:28:48,227
What? Where are you going?
446
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,062
I'm going home. Fuck you.
447
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,264
Why don't you go have your baby
448
00:28:52,264 --> 00:28:54,166
in a fucking ditch. I
449
00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:56,302
fucking don't care. I am done
with you.
450
00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:58,404
I am done.
451
00:28:58,404 --> 00:29:00,406
am done with you.
452
00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:02,608
Good luck.
453
00:29:02,608 --> 00:29:04,510
Have a good baby you fucking
retard.
454
00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:06,712
Fine.
455
00:29:06,712 --> 00:29:10,649
ine just go. I don't, I don't
care. Go.
456
00:29:10,649 --> 00:29:14,821
Fucking go away.
457
00:29:14,821 --> 00:29:18,891
I will. I will have my baby
458
00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:22,895
in a fucking dumpster I don't
care.
459
00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:27,066
I'm not the fuck up. Not the
fuck up
460
00:29:27,066 --> 00:29:31,037
Not the fuck up.
461
00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:35,141
Fuck!
462
00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:39,145
I'm not you.
463
00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:07,506
Ow. Ow. Ow.
464
00:30:19,751 --> 00:30:23,990
Excuse me, excuse me
465
00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:27,826
Fuck you!
466
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:32,031
No baby girl I'm sorry. It ain't
like you've never seen nothing
before.
467
00:30:36,135 --> 00:30:40,172
Shit.
468
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:44,176
Oh god.
469
00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:52,251
God damn. Fuck.
470
00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:08,467
Fuck.
471
00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:09,401
Oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh god.
472
00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:24,850
Fuck.
473
00:31:45,171 --> 00:31:49,175
:loud music
474
00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:57,383
::belch
475
00:31:57,383 --> 00:32:01,320
:Sylve!Baby.
476
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:09,461
Hey guys, you're not the only
drunk white people at this bar.
477
00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:13,499
To white people.
478
00:32:13,499 --> 00:32:17,569
Bartender
479
00:32:17,569 --> 00:32:21,673
Sylve, come on
480
00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:25,611
Ok can you shut the fuck up
481
00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:29,848
Well
482
00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:33,752
why don't you bring me a little
drinky poo and I'll shut
483
00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:37,823
the fuck up
484
00:32:37,823 --> 00:32:40,859
Maybe I'll bring you a little
drinky poo if you stop being
such an annoying bitch.
485
00:32:40,859 --> 00:32:43,862
Why don't you stop being such a
nigger
486
00:32:43,862 --> 00:32:46,898
Excuse me? Hey Everybody
487
00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:50,136
I love my nigger girlfriend!
488
00:32:50,136 --> 00:32:53,039
Seriously you need to shut the
fuck up before I beat the shit
out of you.
489
00:32:53,039 --> 00:32:56,108
Nigger nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger
490
00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:02,281
Ow!
491
00:33:02,281 --> 00:33:05,184
Get the fuck out of my face.
492
00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:08,287
Don't bother me for the rest of
the night.
493
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,396
Baby! Sylve!
494
00:33:17,396 --> 00:33:20,366
Sylve come back
495
00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:31,543
:whistle noise
496
00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:40,346
:Sylve I just wouldn't take it
too seriously
497
00:34:40,346 --> 00:34:43,315
when she gets like this.I mean,
498
00:34:43,315 --> 00:34:46,418
she was such a wreck before
you. that's a super shitty point
499
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:49,521
She's kind of a wreck now.
500
00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:52,491
Yeah but you like can't give up
on her. Like you're such a good
influence on her.
501
00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:55,561
I mean, you're like a real
person, with a real job and
stuff.
502
00:34:55,561 --> 00:34:58,597
I know I'm a real person.
503
00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:01,700
And also she really wasn't
serious about her veganism
before she met you
504
00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:04,870
but now I think it's like a
real thing.
505
00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:07,806
Didn't you like write a book?
Yeah I wrote a science fiction
506
00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:10,942
feminist novel. That's cool.
507
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:13,912
Did you read it? I didn't read
it, but I did see it once.
508
00:35:13,912 --> 00:35:17,115
I know we're not really that
good friends, but I feel like
there's a... thing
509
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:20,085
We're closing!
510
00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:38,304
Hey baby
511
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:50,516
What are you doing?
512
00:35:50,516 --> 00:35:53,519
Come on. Fuck me.
513
00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:59,691
No.
514
00:35:59,691 --> 00:36:02,794
No, you're being a fucking
retard.
515
00:36:02,794 --> 00:36:06,064
I'm taking off my pants.
516
00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:08,133
What? What are you still fucking
pissed because I said the N
word?
517
00:36:08,133 --> 00:36:09,134
What? What are you still fucking
pissed because I said the N
word?
518
00:36:09,134 --> 00:36:12,170
Fuck you You are!
519
00:36:15,140 --> 00:36:18,344
Are you upset my little n....
nincompoop?
520
00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:21,380
Stop N.....nickelback
521
00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:24,350
Don't. Ninny
522
00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:27,553
Jordan, I'll fucking beat the
shit out of you.
523
00:36:27,553 --> 00:36:30,522
Nipple clip. Nigger. Fuck you!
524
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:36,762
Fucking bitch. This is my bed
and you can't sleep in it.
525
00:36:36,762 --> 00:36:39,865
Fuck you, you racist piece of
shit.
526
00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:42,968
Fuck you, you racist piece of
shit.
527
00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:45,904
That's my shirt and I don't
want you wearing it ever again.
528
00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:49,040
Who the fuck do you think you
are?
529
00:36:51,943 --> 00:36:55,146
Fucking stop Stop. Shut up
530
00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:58,284
Shut up!
531
00:36:58,284 --> 00:37:01,253
Fucking sleep alone.
532
00:37:01,253 --> 00:37:04,290
You deserve to be alone
533
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:12,431
:moaning
534
00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:36,755
:Sylve!
535
00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:40,926
I want to die!
536
00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:53,171
Shondra, your best friend just
showed up.
537
00:37:53,171 --> 00:37:55,206
Suck my dick, Keyshia.
538
00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:57,242
The fuck she just say?
539
00:38:11,757 --> 00:38:13,859
Mona, are you alright?
540
00:38:13,859 --> 00:38:15,894
She won't be in a minute she
keeps saying shit to me.
541
00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:17,829
Can you all please just leave
me alone. I'm trying
542
00:38:17,829 --> 00:38:19,831
o do my job' don't have time
543
00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:21,967
for you people.
544
00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:24,169
What do you mean "you people"?
Shut up Naomi
545
00:38:24,169 --> 00:38:26,071
So Mona you think you better
than the rest of us? Is that it?
546
00:38:26,071 --> 00:38:28,206
Stop antagonizing her, Keyshia.
547
00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:34,312
Ok sir that's 32.53.
548
00:38:36,382 --> 00:38:38,417
Sir
549
00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:40,686
the last time you came in I
specifically told you
550
00:38:40,686 --> 00:38:42,621
that you cannot buy dog food
with EBT Cards.
551
00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:44,723
Bullshit.
552
00:38:44,723 --> 00:38:46,825
I've used it before.
553
00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:48,860
No you've never used it before
because it's illegal.
554
00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:50,829
That's against the law. I don't
like your attitude.
555
00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,831
Keyshia will you stop looking
at me.
556
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,900
Sir please leave.
557
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:57,035
I want to talk to your manager.
558
00:38:57,035 --> 00:38:59,104
Oh Mona
559
00:38:59,104 --> 00:39:01,072
you doing something wrong girl?
We have to get the big bossman
560
00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:03,108
involved now?
561
00:39:05,243 --> 00:39:07,278
Stop! You crazy!
562
00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:09,280
Somebody get her off of me!
563
00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:13,385
You crazy bitch! I will fuck
you up!
564
00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:17,623
I will kill you.
565
00:39:17,623 --> 00:39:19,558
I will fuck you up Mona I swear
before god!
566
00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:21,560
I'mma beat your ass. Let me go!
567
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,595
You mark my words Mona!
568
00:39:23,595 --> 00:39:25,697
What is going on here?
569
00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:27,733
That bitch was talking shit and
she attacked me
570
00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:29,801
out of nowhere let go!
571
00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:32,003
Mona, did you attack Keyshia?
572
00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:33,939
Mona?
573
00:39:33,939 --> 00:39:36,141
I repeat. Did you attack
Keyshia?
574
00:39:38,076 --> 00:39:40,178
That's it, get out of here now!
575
00:39:40,178 --> 00:39:42,280
I'm calling the cops. Go ahead
Jeff you
576
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,416
You fat fucking prick. You
pussy bitch bastard
577
00:39:44,416 --> 00:39:46,384
son of a bitch. Go!
578
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,554
You'd better be gone by the
time they get here.
579
00:39:48,554 --> 00:39:50,689
Go to your office, Jeff. Yeah
go!
580
00:39:50,689 --> 00:39:52,591
Like the fucking subhuman turd
that you are.
581
00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:54,726
Run Jeff!
582
00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:56,862
You motherfucking shit fuck! Go!
583
00:40:01,032 --> 00:40:03,101
Oh Jeff!
584
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:05,170
:screaming
585
00:40:09,274 --> 00:40:11,409
:I want her out of here.
586
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,445
Get her out of here!
587
00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:23,855
Yeah, that's right. I'm gone.
588
00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:25,957
Eat shit you're all fucking
demons!
589
00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:27,826
Mona you still talking shit?
I'll beat your ass again.
590
00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:30,061
Eat shit! Eat shit!
591
00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:31,997
You think I'm afraid of you
Mona? I will beat you and your
baby!
592
00:40:31,997 --> 00:40:34,232
I don't care Mona, I will fuck
you up!
593
00:40:34,232 --> 00:40:36,167
I know where you live!
594
00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:38,303
I don't play that shit I'm from
Brooklyn, Mona!
595
00:40:38,303 --> 00:40:40,271
I will beat your ass
596
00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:54,520
Mona! Mona!
597
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:58,590
Mona! Mona.
598
00:41:31,256 --> 00:41:35,360
Um, I'm holding this, this paper
in my hands and I don't
understand,
599
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:39,230
Um, I'm holding this, this paper
in my hands and I don't
understand,what does it mean?
600
00:42:11,763 --> 00:42:15,767
Youtube: Mishka - I love you! I
love you!
601
00:42:15,767 --> 00:42:19,905
Youtube: I love you! Good girl!
602
00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:28,146
Hello?
603
00:42:28,146 --> 00:42:32,117
Youtube: I love you!
604
00:42:32,117 --> 00:42:36,121
Hi Mona.
605
00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:48,366
Sylve
606
00:42:48,366 --> 00:42:52,403
Oh shit. Baby I'm sorry.
607
00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:56,307
Come here. Fuck off
608
00:42:56,307 --> 00:43:00,311
:cell phone ring: Get your
fucking phone
609
00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:12,457
I don't know this number. I'm
nervous.
610
00:43:12,457 --> 00:43:16,461
Maybe it's a job. That'd be
good for you, get a job
611
00:43:16,461 --> 00:43:17,528
Hello.
612
00:43:17,528 --> 00:43:18,596
Hello?
613
00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:20,832
Hey Jordan
614
00:43:20,832 --> 00:43:22,734
Um
615
00:43:22,734 --> 00:43:24,903
I need to talk to you
616
00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:28,974
Mona, I'm not entirely sure
what's going on here.
617
00:43:28,974 --> 00:43:30,942
Mona, I'm not entirely sure
what's going on here.
618
00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:33,044
I need a place to stay.
619
00:43:33,044 --> 00:43:35,113
You lost your apartment and
your job in the
620
00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:37,315
same day and May won't talk to
you now?
621
00:43:37,315 --> 00:43:39,184
Basically. What the fuck Mona?
622
00:43:39,184 --> 00:43:41,219
You look like you could use a
sandwich.
623
00:43:41,219 --> 00:43:43,354
That would be lovely. What kind
of sandwich, Sylve?
624
00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:45,356
Uh well we got Brie,
625
00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:47,358
avocado, sprouts
626
00:43:49,527 --> 00:43:51,529
What about for meat? We're
vegetarian
627
00:43:51,529 --> 00:43:53,564
Well that's just stupid, what's
the
628
00:43:53,564 --> 00:43:55,533
focal point of the sandwich?
629
00:43:55,533 --> 00:43:57,669
The cheese!
630
00:43:57,669 --> 00:43:59,604
Jesus. Calm the fuck down.
631
00:43:59,604 --> 00:44:01,807
Fucking forget it.
632
00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:12,117
How long were you planning on
staying?
633
00:44:12,117 --> 00:44:14,052
I don't know.
634
00:44:14,052 --> 00:44:16,121
Well Mona I don't know how long
you can
635
00:44:16,121 --> 00:44:18,289
stay. You're about to have a
baby like
636
00:44:18,289 --> 00:44:20,225
this month. Exactly
637
00:44:20,225 --> 00:44:22,260
Jordan. I'm about to have a
baby.
638
00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:24,362
What am I supposed to do? I
don't know
639
00:44:24,362 --> 00:44:26,497
What were you planning on
doing? What was your plan?
640
00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:28,666
Didn't you have a plan Mona
when you got pregnant? Was there
641
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:30,668
a plan involved? I don't know.
642
00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:32,771
Well what do you know because it
seems to me that you were just
643
00:44:32,771 --> 00:44:34,806
planning on having the baby and
leaving it in
644
00:44:34,806 --> 00:44:36,975
a fucking dumpster or something.
645
00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:38,977
Fuck.
646
00:44:41,046 --> 00:44:43,114
You have to call May. I can't
we're not talking.
647
00:44:43,114 --> 00:44:45,116
Well Mona I'm not equipped to
deal with this.
648
00:44:45,116 --> 00:44:47,252
I have a lot going on in my own
life.
649
00:44:47,252 --> 00:44:49,387
You can't just show up here.
What are you talking about?
650
00:44:49,387 --> 00:44:51,422
t's three o'clock in the
afternoon and you're not even
dressed.
651
00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:53,391
Get your shit together.
652
00:44:53,391 --> 00:44:55,393
You're pregnant, homeless and
unemployed so fuck you.
653
00:44:57,495 --> 00:44:59,564
Thank you Sylve
654
00:44:59,564 --> 00:45:01,466
You're welcome.
655
00:45:03,634 --> 00:45:05,871
What the fuck?
656
00:45:05,871 --> 00:45:07,873
What the fuck is that? What the
fuck is she doing here?
657
00:45:07,873 --> 00:45:09,808
Listen, we're going to take her
in for one fucking night.
658
00:45:09,808 --> 00:45:11,910
She's your fucking sister.
659
00:45:11,910 --> 00:45:14,012
And then we'll call your mom in
the morning.
660
00:45:14,012 --> 00:45:15,981
No she does this shit all the
time. No you are not.
661
00:45:15,981 --> 00:45:18,116
I am not talking to that woman.
662
00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:22,120
Why are you taking her side? I
am not taking a side. I'm being
a good person.
663
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,222
Why don't you take a fucking
note.
664
00:45:26,257 --> 00:45:28,359
Sylve.
665
00:45:28,359 --> 00:45:30,361
What? I'm sorry.
666
00:45:30,361 --> 00:45:32,363
I'm...
667
00:45:34,465 --> 00:45:36,567
So Mona
668
00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:38,569
We have a party that we have to
go to
669
00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:40,671
for a couple of hours. Is it ok
670
00:45:40,671 --> 00:45:42,640
if we leave you here for a
little bit?
671
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,742
No. Absolutely not.
672
00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:46,912
What? Where are you guys going?
673
00:45:46,912 --> 00:45:48,880
I'll just come with you I just
I can't be alone right now.
674
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,949
We're going to our friends
going away
675
00:45:50,949 --> 00:45:52,951
party. They're leaving for
Oregon for good.
676
00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:54,986
It's just a small intimate
gathering,
677
00:45:54,986 --> 00:45:57,222
invite only. We have to go for
like
678
00:45:57,222 --> 00:45:59,224
two seconds. So bring me
679
00:45:59,224 --> 00:46:01,292
I don't think that's a good
idea in the state you're in
680
00:46:01,292 --> 00:46:03,361
I'm fine. Look. Look.
681
00:46:03,361 --> 00:46:05,363
Look how happy I can be.
682
00:46:05,363 --> 00:46:07,498
You know what maybe
683
00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:09,600
we should stay in, watch a
movie.
684
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,602
you have to go. You've known
them for like
685
00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:13,671
ten years. It would be so good
for me
686
00:46:13,671 --> 00:46:15,640
It's been so long since I've
been to a party
687
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,675
and seen people.
688
00:46:17,675 --> 00:46:19,811
I really want to go.
689
00:46:19,811 --> 00:46:21,779
It's like this whole thing,
it's like
690
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,882
you know like in AA where they
say you have this moment of
clarit
691
00:46:23,882 --> 00:46:25,884
It's like I've really turned a
corner you know.
692
00:46:25,884 --> 00:46:27,886
I needed to lose my apartment.
693
00:46:27,886 --> 00:46:30,021
I needed to lose my job.
694
00:46:30,021 --> 00:46:32,057
I feel like it's the best thing
695
00:46:32,057 --> 00:46:34,292
that could have happened to me.
696
00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:36,261
You know, I really, I'd love
697
00:46:36,261 --> 00:46:38,263
to meet your friends.
698
00:46:38,263 --> 00:46:40,365
Sylve.
699
00:46:40,365 --> 00:46:42,367
You have a car, right? Yeah.
700
00:46:42,367 --> 00:46:44,502
Listen, I left
701
00:46:44,502 --> 00:46:46,537
my apartment in such a hurry.
702
00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:48,639
If you could just drive me there
703
00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:50,641
and we could pick up a couple
of things.
704
00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:52,743
So great, I mean.
705
00:46:52,743 --> 00:46:54,779
I can't go to a party in this
outfit.
706
00:46:54,779 --> 00:46:56,982
I mean look at me.
707
00:46:56,982 --> 00:46:59,017
I can't.
708
00:47:01,019 --> 00:47:03,188
Fuck this.
709
00:47:03,188 --> 00:47:05,190
I'll get my keys.
710
00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:11,296
Do you need the flyswatter?
711
00:47:11,296 --> 00:47:14,432
Absolutely. Yeah.
712
00:47:14,432 --> 00:47:16,601
That definitely needs to go.
713
00:47:16,601 --> 00:47:18,469
So we should probably take
these things too.
714
00:47:18,469 --> 00:47:20,571
I know they're kind of stupid
but we really shouldn't
715
00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:22,773
leave too much of anything.
716
00:47:22,773 --> 00:47:24,675
I thought we were just coming
here to get an outfit.
717
00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:26,811
Um, hello Jordan.
718
00:47:26,811 --> 00:47:28,914
We've got to just get everything
719
00:47:28,914 --> 00:47:31,016
ok because they're changing the
locks.
720
00:47:31,016 --> 00:47:32,984
Don't worry about it baby girl.
We'll help you out.
721
00:47:32,984 --> 00:47:35,020
Hey Jordan can you just like
wrap those?
722
00:47:35,020 --> 00:47:37,188
Cause they're like, they're
really
723
00:47:37,188 --> 00:47:39,257
breakable
724
00:47:39,257 --> 00:47:41,159
Hold up so you got kicked out of
this place because you didn't
pay
725
00:47:41,159 --> 00:47:43,228
your rent? You work all the
time Mona
726
00:47:43,228 --> 00:47:45,296
What the hell happened to all
your money?
727
00:47:45,296 --> 00:47:47,432
La la la la Not listening to
your negativity right
728
00:47:47,432 --> 00:47:49,634
Jordan. I turned
729
00:47:49,634 --> 00:47:51,736
a corner remember. Do you
really need
730
00:47:51,736 --> 00:47:53,671
all these newspapers from two
years ago?
731
00:47:53,671 --> 00:47:55,740
Yeah.
732
00:47:55,740 --> 00:47:57,775
This is trash.
733
00:47:57,775 --> 00:47:59,777
Oh my god! Blackie!
734
00:47:59,777 --> 00:48:01,779
What'd you call me?
735
00:48:01,779 --> 00:48:03,915
No, it's Blackie.
736
00:48:03,915 --> 00:48:05,917
Blackie and this Whitie.
737
00:48:05,917 --> 00:48:08,119
Uh, I just broke this.
738
00:48:08,119 --> 00:48:10,188
Jordan!
739
00:48:10,188 --> 00:48:12,223
It's my favorite!
740
00:48:14,259 --> 00:48:16,494
I told you it was breakable!
Those are tampons
741
00:48:16,494 --> 00:48:18,463
There's used tampons in the
corner.
742
00:48:18,463 --> 00:48:20,731
She hasn't had her period in at
least eight months.
743
00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:22,667
She hasn't had her period in at
least eight months.
744
00:48:22,667 --> 00:48:24,835
Ok you guys, let's just load up.
745
00:48:33,811 --> 00:48:35,780
Oh I forgot, I forgot to do one
thing.
746
00:48:35,780 --> 00:48:37,949
I'll be right back OK.
747
00:48:43,955 --> 00:48:46,057
We're doing an awesome thing ok.
748
00:48:46,057 --> 00:48:48,093
She seems like she's doing
better.
749
00:48:48,093 --> 00:48:50,095
What are you motherfuck Teresa?
750
00:48:50,095 --> 00:48:52,263
She's out of her god damn mind.
751
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:54,332
Whatever.
752
00:48:58,636 --> 00:49:00,571
I don't want to go to this
thing tonight
753
00:49:00,571 --> 00:49:02,673
Because of Mona? Yes.
754
00:49:02,673 --> 00:49:04,775
She's not that bad.
755
00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:06,844
She's not that good,
756
00:49:06,844 --> 00:49:09,014
but she's not that bad.
757
00:49:11,116 --> 00:49:13,118
She's your family.
758
00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:21,392
She's not that bad
759
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:59,997
Just- :door opening:
760
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:02,033
Hi!!
761
00:50:06,237 --> 00:50:08,239
Look who has arrived!
762
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:10,241
Hey Jordan!
763
00:50:10,241 --> 00:50:12,343
Toni!
764
00:50:12,343 --> 00:50:14,445
Sylve!
765
00:50:14,445 --> 00:50:16,514
So good to see you
766
00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:18,616
I'm going to miss you so much!
767
00:50:18,616 --> 00:50:20,585
I'm going to miss you too Who's
this?
768
00:50:20,585 --> 00:50:22,653
This is my sister Mona.
769
00:50:22,653 --> 00:50:24,655
She's pregnant. Obviously
770
00:50:24,655 --> 00:50:26,691
Hey, Toni. Mona.
771
00:50:26,691 --> 00:50:28,793
This is my partner Kris
772
00:50:28,793 --> 00:50:30,761
Can I get your jackets?
773
00:50:30,761 --> 00:50:32,863
Just,, just
774
00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:34,865
Just be careful with this one.
775
00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:37,102
OK. Special stuff.
776
00:50:37,102 --> 00:50:39,137
Jordan!
777
00:50:39,137 --> 00:50:41,172
Oh hey!
778
00:50:41,172 --> 00:50:43,108
Hey!
779
00:50:43,108 --> 00:50:45,243
I thought I smelled a fag in
here.
780
00:50:45,243 --> 00:50:47,345
This party sucks.
781
00:50:47,345 --> 00:50:49,280
Well thank you for having us.
782
00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:53,351
So where are the drinks?
783
00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:57,422
Sorry
784
00:50:57,422 --> 00:50:59,424
Hi
785
00:50:59,424 --> 00:51:01,526
I saw you come in and I just
had to come talk to you.
786
00:51:01,526 --> 00:51:03,528
Um, you're Jordan's...
787
00:51:03,528 --> 00:51:05,630
Sister
788
00:51:05,630 --> 00:51:07,798
Not a lesbian.
789
00:51:07,798 --> 00:51:09,734
Well I see you have Jordan's
sense of humor.
790
00:51:09,734 --> 00:51:12,002
I'm Jenna.
791
00:51:12,002 --> 00:51:13,904
Mona.
792
00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:15,973
Nice to meet you Mona.
793
00:51:15,973 --> 00:51:18,042
So since you're not gay, uh,
794
00:51:18,042 --> 00:51:20,245
I assume it's a natural
pregnancy?
795
00:51:20,245 --> 00:51:22,313
Yup. Got knocked up.
796
00:51:22,313 --> 00:51:24,349
Whoops!
797
00:51:24,349 --> 00:51:26,451
Well don't worry.
798
00:51:26,451 --> 00:51:28,386
Not so secretly, so did I.
799
00:51:28,386 --> 00:51:30,621
It's really tough going through
a pregnancy
800
00:51:30,621 --> 00:51:32,457
with no sense of stability,
right?
801
00:51:32,457 --> 00:51:34,725
It was particularly hard for me
actually, because,
802
00:51:34,725 --> 00:51:36,627
well six months into my
pregnancy I met Kacey
803
00:51:36,627 --> 00:51:38,696
and fell in love.
804
00:51:38,696 --> 00:51:40,765
So yeah, I had to deal with a
805
00:51:40,765 --> 00:51:42,833
surprise pregnancy, and then
806
00:51:42,833 --> 00:51:44,902
finding out that I was gay.
807
00:51:44,902 --> 00:51:47,004
Lots of emotions, lots of
crying.
808
00:51:50,975 --> 00:51:53,010
But you're still with her now,
809
00:51:53,010 --> 00:51:55,213
so that's stability right?
810
00:51:55,213 --> 00:51:57,282
Yeah, yeah. I guess so.
811
00:51:57,282 --> 00:51:59,250
What are you drinking?
812
00:52:01,319 --> 00:52:03,488
Some kind of whiskey.
813
00:52:03,488 --> 00:52:05,490
Well you're not alone.
814
00:52:05,490 --> 00:52:07,592
I totally cheated
815
00:52:07,592 --> 00:52:09,627
when I was pregnant with Alexa.
816
00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:11,562
Just please don't tell Kacey.
817
00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:15,700
From a mom,
818
00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:17,835
to a mom to be
819
00:52:17,835 --> 00:52:19,970
you know what really used to
help me?
820
00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:22,006
No?
821
00:52:22,006 --> 00:52:24,008
:cough:
822
00:52:24,008 --> 00:52:26,076
Whoa
823
00:52:26,076 --> 00:52:28,145
You ok?
824
00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:30,181
Strong.
825
00:52:30,181 --> 00:52:32,250
:cough:
826
00:52:32,250 --> 00:52:34,219
Wait, are you ok?
827
00:52:50,601 --> 00:52:52,637
Oh my god you brought it!
828
00:52:52,637 --> 00:52:54,672
Yeah, I brought it!
829
00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:56,741
That's awesome! I'm so excited.
830
00:52:56,741 --> 00:52:58,776
Do you know what that is?
831
00:52:58,776 --> 00:53:00,778
Can you say rock band?
832
00:53:00,778 --> 00:53:02,880
So, uh, by the end of the book
833
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:04,982
my protagonist Janet is
literally
834
00:53:04,982 --> 00:53:07,051
walking around with two heads.
835
00:53:07,051 --> 00:53:09,119
One is this broken down sistah
836
00:53:09,119 --> 00:53:11,256
who has lost all the urge to
fight.
837
00:53:11,256 --> 00:53:13,358
Um, she's become
838
00:53:13,358 --> 00:53:15,360
self-loathing and the second
839
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,395
is this feral being.
840
00:53:17,395 --> 00:53:19,464
Who feeds off the hatred
841
00:53:19,464 --> 00:53:21,499
and anger of others.
842
00:53:21,499 --> 00:53:23,534
Like bell hooks
843
00:53:23,534 --> 00:53:25,703
meets HP Lovecraft
844
00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:27,805
except with more gore and
decapitation.
845
00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:33,878
(singing) time
846
00:53:33,878 --> 00:53:36,013
(singing) Time is on my side,
yes it is.
847
00:53:36,013 --> 00:53:38,115
(singing) Time is on my side,
yes it is.
848
00:53:38,115 --> 00:53:40,184
Time
849
00:53:42,253 --> 00:53:44,289
is on my side
850
00:53:44,289 --> 00:53:46,357
yes it is
851
00:53:46,357 --> 00:53:48,393
Now you always say
852
00:53:48,393 --> 00:53:50,461
that you want to be free
853
00:53:50,461 --> 00:53:52,463
Oh I want to play I want to
play!
854
00:53:52,463 --> 00:53:54,432
Can I sing? Can I be the singer?
855
00:53:54,432 --> 00:53:56,567
Oh my god.
856
00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:58,569
Oh my god Leslie Gore I fucking
love
857
00:53:58,569 --> 00:54:00,405
Leslie gore. Let's do that one.
858
00:54:02,573 --> 00:54:04,675
(singing) Sunshine lollipops
859
00:54:04,675 --> 00:54:06,677
and rainbows everything that's
860
00:54:06,677 --> 00:54:08,679
wonderful is what I feel when
861
00:54:08,679 --> 00:54:10,781
we're together.
862
00:54:10,781 --> 00:54:12,817
brighter than a lucky
863
00:54:12,817 --> 00:54:15,019
penny, when the...
864
00:54:51,756 --> 00:54:53,891
How are you doing, how's Jordan?
865
00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:57,828
Um, well Jordan, uh,
866
00:54:57,828 --> 00:54:59,964
Um, well Jordan, uh,
867
00:54:59,964 --> 00:55:01,832
Her sister
868
00:55:01,832 --> 00:55:04,001
might be staying with us
869
00:55:04,001 --> 00:55:05,069
a little bit. That sounds fun.
870
00:55:05,069 --> 00:55:06,303
a little bit. That sounds fun.
871
00:55:06,303 --> 00:55:08,305
With the baby and everything?
872
00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:10,240
I don't know, I mean
873
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:12,377
the baby is due soon, but we
don't know...
874
00:55:12,377 --> 00:55:14,445
any of the details
875
00:55:14,445 --> 00:55:16,514
and you've seen my apartment.
876
00:55:16,514 --> 00:55:18,549
I mean our apartment, it's...
877
00:55:18,549 --> 00:55:20,518
Does she have health insurance?
878
00:55:20,518 --> 00:55:22,620
No. She actually,
879
00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:24,622
she actually just lost her job.
880
00:55:24,622 --> 00:55:26,657
For a second I thought
881
00:55:26,657 --> 00:55:28,726
you were going to say child.
882
00:55:28,726 --> 00:55:30,761
No no no That would be awkward.
883
00:55:30,761 --> 00:55:32,797
Was it discrimination? No, no
884
00:55:32,797 --> 00:55:34,865
I don't know all the details.
885
00:55:34,865 --> 00:55:36,867
But she She's right behind you
886
00:55:36,867 --> 00:55:39,036
She's right behind you.
887
00:55:45,042 --> 00:55:47,177
What are you guys talking about?
888
00:55:51,416 --> 00:55:53,384
I've got these big shoes on.
889
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:57,555
Do you like my boots, or?
890
00:55:57,555 --> 00:55:59,490
Yeah they're like really cool.
891
00:56:01,526 --> 00:56:03,594
This guy is a real dick.
892
00:56:07,898 --> 00:56:09,834
whoa!
893
00:56:09,834 --> 00:56:11,836
Whoa! That dog is standing!
894
00:56:11,836 --> 00:56:14,038
:doorbell: What was that?
895
00:56:14,038 --> 00:56:15,873
What was that?
896
00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:17,975
One more partygoer.
897
00:56:17,975 --> 00:56:20,177
Getting kind of crazy in here.
898
00:56:20,177 --> 00:56:22,046
My name is Mona.
899
00:56:22,046 --> 00:56:24,148
Hi Mona. How are you doing?
900
00:56:24,148 --> 00:56:26,250
Mona, is that wine you're
drinking?
901
00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:28,318
No.
902
00:56:28,318 --> 00:56:30,287
:coughing:
903
00:56:34,358 --> 00:56:38,496
Sorry
904
00:56:38,496 --> 00:56:42,399
Do you want some water? Yeah!
905
00:56:44,502 --> 00:56:46,537
It's like
906
00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:50,708
Just relax.
907
00:56:50,708 --> 00:56:52,910
I can't
908
00:56:54,945 --> 00:56:56,947
Jesus. Look it everybody is
looking.
909
00:56:56,947 --> 00:56:59,049
They were all looking at me
910
00:56:59,049 --> 00:57:01,151
and they're all laughing and
it's weird.
911
00:57:01,151 --> 00:57:03,153
No, they're not talking
912
00:57:03,153 --> 00:57:05,355
I'm pregnant, ok, things just
happen to my body.
913
00:57:05,355 --> 00:57:07,291
Everybody's a freak though.
914
00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:09,527
It's a fucking party why is
everybody so uptight.
915
00:57:09,527 --> 00:57:11,496
You might not want to see the f
word
916
00:57:11,496 --> 00:57:13,564
because there are kids over
here.
917
00:57:13,564 --> 00:57:15,566
Oh my god, kids kids kids kids
kids.
918
00:57:15,566 --> 00:57:17,568
I'm gonna be right back.
919
00:57:19,737 --> 00:57:21,739
Go have fun over there.
920
00:57:21,739 --> 00:57:23,908
Hey, hi guys.
921
00:57:23,908 --> 00:57:25,943
Can I just borrow you for a
second?
922
00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:27,978
Yeah. Just right over here if
you don't mind.
923
00:57:27,978 --> 00:57:30,114
We'll be back, I'll give her
back.
924
00:57:32,082 --> 00:57:34,251
I don't know how to say this,
but um,
925
00:57:34,251 --> 00:57:36,353
Is your sister ok?
926
00:57:36,353 --> 00:57:38,388
Yeah I don't know how you mean.
927
00:57:38,388 --> 00:57:40,457
Yeah I don't know how you mean.
928
00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:42,459
Well she's acting a little...
929
00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:43,528
...Strange Oh Mona
930
00:57:43,528 --> 00:57:44,595
Yeah, she is a little strange.
931
00:57:44,595 --> 00:57:46,631
She's just like that. She-
932
00:57:46,631 --> 00:57:48,599
I wouldn't have even brought
her out but
933
00:57:48,599 --> 00:57:50,668
she was having trouble.
934
00:57:50,668 --> 00:57:52,770
She needed to go out, she's
like-
935
00:57:52,770 --> 00:57:54,839
It's been a hard pregnancy, you
know.
936
00:57:54,839 --> 00:57:56,807
Oh yeah I know, Sylv told me
all about it.
937
00:57:56,807 --> 00:57:58,909
Honestly she's just
938
00:57:58,909 --> 00:58:00,878
setting a bad example for the
kids.
939
00:58:00,878 --> 00:58:02,947
I'd appreciate it if you'd just
talk to her.
940
00:58:02,947 --> 00:58:05,015
I don't know what you want me
to say, Toni.
941
00:58:05,015 --> 00:58:07,084
I know it's a delicate
situation.
942
00:58:07,084 --> 00:58:09,153
No no no no, I don't think you
do know.
943
00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:11,288
I'd just appreciate it if you'd
talk to her.
944
00:58:11,288 --> 00:58:13,357
Oh. Oh. Oh. Yes
945
00:58:13,357 --> 00:58:15,325
I'll talk to her, yes.
946
00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:17,361
Of course.
947
00:58:17,361 --> 00:58:19,429
Just like how you talk to all
of your friends about how I'm
948
00:58:19,429 --> 00:58:21,398
so bad for Sylve.
949
00:58:21,398 --> 00:58:23,534
And you wish she was still with
Sarah. That's real cute.
950
00:58:23,534 --> 00:58:25,536
I'll go talk to her about that.
951
00:58:25,536 --> 00:58:27,672
Who told you that?
952
00:58:27,672 --> 00:58:29,640
It doesn't matter, does it.
Because I know.
953
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:31,576
and I've known for a long time.
954
00:58:31,576 --> 00:58:33,711
And I still kissed your ass.
And I was still nice to you.
955
00:58:33,711 --> 00:58:35,846
Then why did you do that?
956
00:58:35,846 --> 00:58:37,748
Because I care about Sylve. But
you're leaving.
957
00:58:37,748 --> 00:58:39,850
OK, really?
958
00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:41,852
No. I understand. I understand.
959
00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:44,021
It's hard having, like,
960
00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:45,956
this really nice apartment and
a rich girlfriend
961
00:58:45,956 --> 00:58:47,992
that I can live off of
962
00:58:47,992 --> 00:58:50,260
That's like, super, like
963
00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:52,229
hard life. Like maybe
964
00:58:52,229 --> 00:58:54,331
oh woe is me,
965
00:58:54,331 --> 00:58:56,300
And you don't have a job, right?
966
00:58:56,300 --> 00:58:58,268
Yeah. No, I,
967
00:58:58,268 --> 00:59:00,337
So how exactly is your
situation different?
968
00:59:00,337 --> 00:59:02,372
Isn't Sylve the one paying the
bills, or am I totally wrong on
that?
969
00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:04,508
Um, I am an artist
970
00:59:04,508 --> 00:59:06,543
So-- oh right right
971
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:08,613
An artist, Ok.
972
00:59:08,613 --> 00:59:10,748
I pay my bills.
973
00:59:10,748 --> 00:59:12,683
You want to rethink what you
just told me, or?
974
00:59:12,683 --> 00:59:14,785
I'll rethink this.
975
00:59:14,785 --> 00:59:16,887
You're a fucking cunt. We're
leaving.
976
00:59:18,856 --> 00:59:21,058
Get your stuff, we're going.
977
00:59:21,058 --> 00:59:23,160
Why?
978
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,095
It's time to go.
979
00:59:25,095 --> 00:59:27,231
I don't want to get up. I'm
really comfortable.
980
00:59:27,231 --> 00:59:29,233
I don't care, let's go.
981
00:59:29,233 --> 00:59:31,235
Fine.
982
00:59:33,370 --> 00:59:35,472
Oh god.
983
00:59:35,472 --> 00:59:37,608
Oh Jesus
984
00:59:37,608 --> 00:59:39,543
Jordan can you please help me.
985
00:59:43,681 --> 00:59:45,816
Here, just. Turn this way.
986
00:59:47,952 --> 00:59:49,887
Grab on
987
00:59:49,887 --> 00:59:52,056
I'm just gonna get your coat.
988
00:59:52,056 --> 00:59:54,058
Yeah
989
00:59:54,058 --> 00:59:56,026
uh I know you like this job
holding the salsa
990
00:59:56,026 --> 00:59:58,128
but I have another one for you.
991
00:59:58,128 --> 01:00:00,297
Can you help me please. Do you
see what's going
992
01:00:00,297 --> 01:00:02,232
on around here?
993
01:00:02,232 --> 01:00:04,301
Can you - what? Swallow and
then speak to me.
994
01:00:12,509 --> 01:00:14,645
Because my eggs
995
01:00:14,645 --> 01:00:16,613
aren't really coming out the
way that I wanted
996
01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:18,849
We're leaving.
997
01:00:21,018 --> 01:00:23,053
We're going.
998
01:00:27,191 --> 01:00:29,293
Jordan.
999
01:00:29,293 --> 01:00:31,295
Where is my donkey unicorn?
1000
01:00:31,295 --> 01:00:33,163
It was in my pocket before
1001
01:00:33,163 --> 01:00:35,199
and I don't know where it -
it's not-
1002
01:00:35,199 --> 01:00:37,367
t's not in here. Where did it
go?
1003
01:00:37,367 --> 01:00:39,369
Where is it?
1004
01:00:41,505 --> 01:00:43,674
I don't understand
1005
01:00:43,674 --> 01:00:45,676
it was in my pocket I put it in
there.
1006
01:00:45,676 --> 01:00:47,678
And it's not there and I don't
know
1007
01:00:47,678 --> 01:00:49,747
where it went.
1008
01:00:49,747 --> 01:00:51,882
Somebody must have taken it.
1009
01:00:51,882 --> 01:00:54,018
Somebody fucking took it and
it's mine.
1010
01:00:54,018 --> 01:00:56,086
And I don't understand why
somebody would take it.
1011
01:01:00,257 --> 01:01:02,292
Who took my donkey unicorn?
1012
01:01:02,292 --> 01:01:04,361
Who took it?
1013
01:01:04,361 --> 01:01:06,530
Who took it? I know one of you
took it! Who took it?
1014
01:01:06,530 --> 01:01:08,498
Somebody here did. Somebody
thieved it.
1015
01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:10,500
Somebody took it! Mona.
1016
01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:12,602
Where did it go?
1017
01:01:12,602 --> 01:01:14,739
You have it! You're a dick.
1018
01:01:14,739 --> 01:01:16,741
They are all, they are all
demons.
1019
01:01:16,741 --> 01:01:18,876
Can't you see in there eyes?
1020
01:01:18,876 --> 01:01:20,911
I don't know what everybody's
problem is.
1021
01:01:20,911 --> 01:01:22,980
Get your fucking hands off of
her!
1022
01:01:22,980 --> 01:01:24,982
And I don't know why you're all
1023
01:01:24,982 --> 01:01:27,117
child stealing dyke thieves!
1024
01:01:27,117 --> 01:01:29,186
Don't get your fucking hands...
1025
01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:31,355
You get the fuck back here. Oh
no!
1026
01:01:33,557 --> 01:01:35,559
You did not touch my sister
like that!
1027
01:01:35,559 --> 01:01:37,661
I'll fucking kill you, you ho.
1028
01:01:37,661 --> 01:01:39,663
You dumb bitch! You slut!
1029
01:01:39,663 --> 01:01:41,832
I'll fucking kill you!
1030
01:01:41,832 --> 01:01:43,868
I'm not leaving, I'm not
fucking leaving.
1031
01:01:43,868 --> 01:01:45,836
I'm not leaving til I kill this
bitch.
1032
01:01:45,836 --> 01:01:47,872
Fine I'm leaving.
1033
01:01:47,872 --> 01:01:50,040
You're all dikes!
1034
01:01:54,011 --> 01:01:56,180
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I..
1035
01:01:56,180 --> 01:01:58,182
Sylve, Sylve ok.
1036
01:02:02,152 --> 01:02:04,354
I don't think you should touch
me right now.
1037
01:02:04,354 --> 01:02:06,356
I'm sorry. Just
1038
01:02:08,425 --> 01:02:10,394
Seeya.
1039
01:02:18,468 --> 01:02:22,606
Mona.
1040
01:02:22,606 --> 01:02:26,543
Let's go. Let's go Ok?
1041
01:02:30,647 --> 01:02:34,751
Are you done?
1042
01:02:34,751 --> 01:02:38,923
Are you done? Ok?
1043
01:02:42,827 --> 01:02:46,831
Jesus Christ Mona.
1044
01:02:46,831 --> 01:02:51,001
I'm gonna go get the car.
1045
01:03:47,557 --> 01:03:51,595
She-
1046
01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:55,832
What are you gonna do?
1047
01:03:57,767 --> 01:03:59,836
I don't know. I don't know.
1048
01:04:01,906 --> 01:04:03,773
I don't -
1049
01:04:03,773 --> 01:04:06,043
she can't stay here
1050
01:04:06,043 --> 01:04:08,145
I know.
1051
01:04:08,145 --> 01:04:10,014
I mean, uh she's
1052
01:04:10,014 --> 01:04:12,216
fucking nuts. Jordan she's
1053
01:04:12,216 --> 01:04:14,251
coocoo bananas nuts
1054
01:04:14,251 --> 01:04:16,253
Sylve I know.
1055
01:04:16,253 --> 01:04:18,388
I mean I fucking gave up so
much for you and you drag me
1056
01:04:18,388 --> 01:04:20,257
into your crazy fuck up life.
1057
01:04:20,257 --> 01:04:22,359
How the fuck do we get rid of
pregnant girl?
1058
01:04:24,428 --> 01:04:26,496
I don't know.
1059
01:04:26,496 --> 01:04:28,465
What the fuck? I mean-
1060
01:04:28,465 --> 01:04:30,534
Jordan
1061
01:04:30,534 --> 01:04:32,536
Jordan!
1062
01:04:32,536 --> 01:04:34,538
Go!
1063
01:04:36,606 --> 01:04:38,008
Jordan!
1064
01:04:38,008 --> 01:04:38,976
Jordan!
1065
01:04:43,113 --> 01:04:45,015
What Mona! What!
1066
01:04:45,015 --> 01:04:47,184
What do you fucking want?
1067
01:04:47,184 --> 01:04:49,186
I can't sleep.
1068
01:04:49,186 --> 01:04:51,255
Yeah. You're not on my list of
favorite people right now.
1069
01:04:51,255 --> 01:04:53,223
I know.
1070
01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:55,359
Yeah, you're skating on real
thin ice.
1071
01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:57,461
I know.
1072
01:04:57,461 --> 01:04:59,429
Will you sit with me?
1073
01:04:59,429 --> 01:05:01,365
Please?
1074
01:05:01,365 --> 01:05:03,367
Yeah.
1075
01:05:05,502 --> 01:05:07,537
Sure.
1076
01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:13,677
Sorry I ruined your party.
1077
01:05:13,677 --> 01:05:15,779
Whatever.
1078
01:05:15,779 --> 01:05:17,814
It must be all the hormones.
1079
01:05:17,814 --> 01:05:20,050
All hormones all the time.
1080
01:05:20,050 --> 01:05:22,019
Stupid baby.
1081
01:05:23,988 --> 01:05:26,156
Ok Mona what happened with May?
1082
01:05:26,156 --> 01:05:28,158
What do you mean?
1083
01:05:28,158 --> 01:05:30,194
I mean you've been acting like
a freak ever since
1084
01:05:30,194 --> 01:05:32,329
you stopped talking to her. So
what happened?
1085
01:05:32,329 --> 01:05:34,331
She talks about me
1086
01:05:34,331 --> 01:05:36,366
with her friends.
1087
01:05:36,366 --> 01:05:38,468
The fuck?
1088
01:05:38,468 --> 01:05:40,404
The fuck does that even mean?
1089
01:05:40,404 --> 01:05:42,539
She tells my problems to
people. And it's my life
1090
01:05:42,539 --> 01:05:44,508
and she has no right to do that.
1091
01:05:44,508 --> 01:05:46,676
Mona.
1092
01:05:46,676 --> 01:05:48,612
After all that woman put us
through this is the
1093
01:05:48,612 --> 01:05:50,614
breaking point for you?
1094
01:05:50,614 --> 01:05:52,816
What the
1095
01:05:52,816 --> 01:05:54,851
fuck else is she supposed to
talk about with her friends?
1096
01:05:56,853 --> 01:05:58,888
She doesn't have anything
except her meetings
1097
01:05:58,888 --> 01:06:00,857
and trying to make us feel like
shit.
1098
01:06:00,857 --> 01:06:02,993
She doesn't try to make us feel
like shit.
1099
01:06:02,993 --> 01:06:04,995
Yeah, I know
1100
01:06:04,995 --> 01:06:06,963
but she does a really good job
of it.
1101
01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:09,066
She's lonely, Jordan. Good.
1102
01:06:09,066 --> 01:06:11,168
You should really try talking
to her.
1103
01:06:11,168 --> 01:06:13,270
Fuck you.
1104
01:06:13,270 --> 01:06:15,172
What do you even care?
1105
01:06:15,172 --> 01:06:17,274
You said you hated her now
anyways.
1106
01:06:19,343 --> 01:06:21,311
I do. But
1107
01:06:21,311 --> 01:06:23,380
doesn't that just prove how
much I love her?
1108
01:06:27,584 --> 01:06:29,586
I mean she hate loves you too
you know.
1109
01:06:29,586 --> 01:06:31,621
Under the circumstances
1110
01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:33,690
she did the best she could.
1111
01:06:33,690 --> 01:06:35,592
I just wish she could have done
better.
1112
01:06:39,896 --> 01:06:41,865
Mona what are you gonna do
about the baby?
1113
01:06:41,865 --> 01:06:44,000
Remember when you were a little
girl?
1114
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,902
Mona
1115
01:06:45,902 --> 01:06:47,971
You used to tell everybody
1116
01:06:47,971 --> 01:06:50,140
that we were engaged to be
married.
1117
01:06:50,140 --> 01:06:52,109
Mona, I'm serious.
1118
01:06:52,109 --> 01:06:54,278
What are you going to do about
the baby?
1119
01:06:54,278 --> 01:06:56,213
People told you that
1120
01:06:56,213 --> 01:06:58,348
girls couldn't marry other
girls. But you said
1121
01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:00,317
you didn't care. And you
1122
01:07:00,317 --> 01:07:02,386
you're gonna marry me anyway.
1123
01:07:02,386 --> 01:07:04,321
Were you a lesbian back then
too?
1124
01:07:04,321 --> 01:07:06,523
Jesus what the fuck are you
talking about?
1125
01:07:06,523 --> 01:07:08,558
When we were little girls.
Remember?
1126
01:07:08,558 --> 01:07:10,627
No, no not that. I'm trying to
1127
01:07:10,627 --> 01:07:12,629
talk to you about something
serious.
1128
01:07:12,629 --> 01:07:14,664
This child is going to come out
of you
1129
01:07:14,664 --> 01:07:16,700
any day now and its going to
wanna
1130
01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:18,768
suck on your tits til their
raw, and you're
1131
01:07:18,768 --> 01:07:20,737
gonna have to change its shitty
diapers and all that.
1132
01:07:20,737 --> 01:07:22,772
And you're not prepared.
1133
01:07:22,772 --> 01:07:24,908
You don't understand.
1134
01:07:24,908 --> 01:07:27,077
I don't appreciate you
accusatory tone, Jordan.
1135
01:07:27,077 --> 01:07:29,079
Well I don't appreciate you
coming over to my house
unannounced
1136
01:07:29,079 --> 01:07:31,315
and crashing on my couch and
then calling all
1137
01:07:31,315 --> 01:07:33,250
my friends evil dykes so then
1138
01:07:33,250 --> 01:07:35,419
maybe we're even. This is just
some bullshit
1139
01:07:35,419 --> 01:07:37,521
What the fuck are you doing?
1140
01:07:37,521 --> 01:07:39,523
You too Jordan? Really? You too?
1141
01:07:39,523 --> 01:07:41,658
Mona.
1142
01:07:41,658 --> 01:07:43,560
Come back to bed. I keep seeing
1143
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:45,695
people but really seeing them.
It's like I strip away
1144
01:07:45,695 --> 01:07:47,764
everything I see in their face
and
1145
01:07:47,764 --> 01:07:49,766
and know about them and then I
just se them for who
1146
01:07:49,766 --> 01:07:51,901
they really are.
1147
01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:53,870
I can't look at you, you know?
It's like-
1148
01:07:53,870 --> 01:07:55,972
Mona. Everybody is-
1149
01:07:55,972 --> 01:07:58,041
Mona I fucking love you.
1150
01:07:58,041 --> 01:08:00,177
I fucking care so much about
you.
1151
01:08:00,177 --> 01:08:02,179
Jordan, Jordan let go
1152
01:08:02,179 --> 01:08:04,314
Don't touch me.
1153
01:08:04,314 --> 01:08:06,316
Jordan, don't touch me.
1154
01:08:06,316 --> 01:08:08,352
:bang:
1155
01:08:08,352 --> 01:08:10,287
Fuck!
1156
01:08:10,287 --> 01:08:12,489
Oh no, get away from me, get
away from me
1157
01:08:12,489 --> 01:08:14,524
No. Fuck this. This is my house!
1158
01:08:14,524 --> 01:08:16,626
Ow! Fuck you!
1159
01:08:16,626 --> 01:08:18,628
I'm so sorry. Jordan I'm so
sorry!
1160
01:08:18,628 --> 01:08:20,764
I'm so fucked up
1161
01:08:20,764 --> 01:08:22,732
right now and I just, I needed
you
1162
01:08:22,732 --> 01:08:24,834
I needed you so badly and you
1163
01:08:24,834 --> 01:08:26,836
you want me to go. And you left
me
1164
01:08:26,836 --> 01:08:28,838
Jordan. Jordan, you left me.
1165
01:08:28,838 --> 01:08:31,074
And I needed you so badly.
1166
01:08:31,074 --> 01:08:33,076
Why did you go?
1167
01:08:41,318 --> 01:08:43,320
I want my mom.
1168
01:08:45,422 --> 01:08:47,357
I want my mommy.
1169
01:08:51,495 --> 01:08:53,497
I just want my mom
1170
01:08:55,565 --> 01:08:57,601
I just want
1171
01:08:57,601 --> 01:08:59,603
my mom
1172
01:08:59,603 --> 01:09:01,838
I miss my mom
1173
01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:14,050
:phone buzzing:
1174
01:09:18,121 --> 01:09:22,125
Hello?
1175
01:09:26,196 --> 01:09:30,267
Hi honey
1176
01:09:30,267 --> 01:09:34,271
Come here.. It's ok
1177
01:09:34,271 --> 01:09:38,275
Shh it's ok honey.
1178
01:09:46,450 --> 01:09:50,387
Do you want to go to bed? OK.
1179
01:09:54,391 --> 01:09:58,562
Just give me a second ok. Will
you stay here?
1180
01:09:58,562 --> 01:10:02,499
Ok. Come one sweetheart.
1181
01:10:18,748 --> 01:10:22,819
Are you going to be ok baby? OK.
1182
01:10:22,819 --> 01:10:25,021
I'm gonna go talk to your
sister.
1183
01:10:25,021 --> 01:10:26,990
I love you.
1184
01:10:49,313 --> 01:10:52,349
Hey May.
1185
01:10:52,349 --> 01:10:55,352
Hey Jordan.
1186
01:11:01,425 --> 01:11:04,594
Fuck this shit.
1187
01:11:04,594 --> 01:11:07,531
Give me a hug. Come here.
1188
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,803
You smell like a bonfire.
1189
01:11:19,709 --> 01:11:22,879
I have missed you so much.
1190
01:11:25,782 --> 01:11:28,818
Oh my god. How are you?
1191
01:11:28,818 --> 01:11:31,888
Are you hungry?
1192
01:11:31,888 --> 01:11:35,024
Want some coffee?
1193
01:11:35,024 --> 01:11:38,161
I haven't slept, I don't want
to be wired all night.
1194
01:11:38,161 --> 01:11:41,197
Ok.
1195
01:11:41,197 --> 01:11:44,267
Alright
1196
01:11:44,267 --> 01:11:47,236
I'm not gonna go to sleep
1197
01:11:47,236 --> 01:11:50,273
Ok. Um
1198
01:11:50,273 --> 01:11:53,309
Sorry.
1199
01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:56,312
Milk or sugar?
1200
01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:59,349
No.
1201
01:12:02,419 --> 01:12:05,389
Whoops sorry it's cold in here.
1202
01:12:11,561 --> 01:12:14,531
I like your hair.
1203
01:12:14,531 --> 01:12:17,667
Hungry?
1204
01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:20,704
I can't stay long. Sylve's in
the car
1205
01:12:20,704 --> 01:12:23,573
You're still with the same
girl? The black girl?
1206
01:12:23,573 --> 01:12:26,676
Yes, May, I'm with the same
black dyke that I've been with
1207
01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:29,713
for three years. ok honey
1208
01:12:29,713 --> 01:12:31,715
just get over yourself.
1209
01:12:31,715 --> 01:12:33,950
Seriously?
1210
01:12:33,950 --> 01:12:36,019
What No.
1211
01:12:36,019 --> 01:12:37,921
You haven't seen me in so long
and now you want to start shit?
1212
01:12:37,921 --> 01:12:39,989
No, honey I do not want to
start shit.
1213
01:12:39,989 --> 01:12:42,058
I am not starting shit. I'm
just saying
1214
01:12:42,058 --> 01:12:44,093
what's the point, right? I'm
just saying
1215
01:12:44,093 --> 01:12:46,062
you're unhappy, your sister is
unhappy, I'm unhappy
1216
01:12:46,062 --> 01:12:48,197
Why add to each other's
unhappiness?
1217
01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:50,133
I just-
1218
01:12:50,133 --> 01:12:52,235
Will you be quiet! I have work
in the morning!
1219
01:12:54,303 --> 01:12:56,406
I fucking hate her.
1220
01:12:56,406 --> 01:12:58,442
Are you fucking kidding me?
1221
01:12:58,442 --> 01:13:00,376
No I'm not. I fucking hate her.
1222
01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:02,311
What a horrible person
1223
01:13:04,414 --> 01:13:06,516
And that face!
1224
01:13:06,516 --> 01:13:08,552
Yikes! May
1225
01:13:08,552 --> 01:13:10,654
I know.
1226
01:13:10,654 --> 01:13:12,689
Hey, do you want to sit down?
1227
01:13:12,689 --> 01:13:14,658
Maybe Sylve could come in.
1228
01:13:14,658 --> 01:13:16,760
Please?
1229
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:18,795
Jordan? I don't know
1230
01:13:18,795 --> 01:13:20,864
what to do.
1231
01:13:20,864 --> 01:13:23,066
God, you never do.
1232
01:13:23,066 --> 01:13:25,101
Ok.
1233
01:13:25,101 --> 01:13:27,136
Um
1234
01:13:27,136 --> 01:13:29,072
Please
1235
01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:31,340
do you think that maybe you can
just
1236
01:13:31,340 --> 01:13:33,309
sit down for five minutes
1237
01:13:33,309 --> 01:13:35,378
and we can just...
1238
01:13:35,378 --> 01:13:37,380
May, you can't ask me
1239
01:13:37,380 --> 01:13:39,549
for favors.
1240
01:13:39,549 --> 01:13:41,551
You can't ask me for favors
right now.
1241
01:13:41,551 --> 01:13:43,487
You don't have that right.
1242
01:13:43,487 --> 01:13:45,589
Ok. Ok.
1243
01:13:45,589 --> 01:13:47,691
Yeah.
1244
01:13:47,691 --> 01:13:49,859
I'm sorry.
1245
01:13:49,859 --> 01:13:51,961
I was totally wrong. I'm sorry.
You're right.
1246
01:13:51,961 --> 01:13:53,897
Yeah.
1247
01:13:53,897 --> 01:13:55,865
You don't have to go. I gotta go
1248
01:13:55,865 --> 01:13:58,101
Ok. I'll call you
1249
01:13:58,101 --> 01:14:00,036
I'll cal you.
1250
01:14:00,036 --> 01:14:02,071
OK. Ok.
1251
01:14:02,071 --> 01:14:04,107
Um
1252
01:14:04,107 --> 01:14:06,175
I love you.
1253
01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:10,246
I love you.
1254
01:14:12,348 --> 01:14:14,383
I'll call you.
1255
01:14:14,383 --> 01:14:16,452
Ok.
1256
01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:18,387
I'll see you soon honey
1257
01:14:46,750 --> 01:14:47,751
Hey, uh, Janice!
1258
01:14:47,751 --> 01:14:49,953
Suck my dick!
1259
01:14:56,159 --> 01:14:58,227
Hey.
1260
01:14:58,227 --> 01:15:00,163
What's going on?
1261
01:15:02,265 --> 01:15:04,267
Jordan.
1262
01:15:04,267 --> 01:15:06,402
Baby,
1263
01:15:06,402 --> 01:15:08,538
what is it?
1264
01:15:08,538 --> 01:15:10,607
I don't know.
1265
01:15:10,607 --> 01:15:12,809
I don't know.
1266
01:15:16,846 --> 01:15:18,982
I'm sorry I'm such a fuck up.
1267
01:15:47,644 --> 01:15:49,846
What's up?
1268
01:15:53,750 --> 01:15:55,952
What's up?
1269
01:15:59,956 --> 01:16:02,025
Well
1270
01:16:02,025 --> 01:16:04,027
Let's see, uh
1271
01:16:08,231 --> 01:16:10,266
My pregnant daughter
1272
01:16:10,266 --> 01:16:12,201
is losing her marbles.
1273
01:16:12,201 --> 01:16:14,303
My
1274
01:16:14,303 --> 01:16:16,305
lesbian daughter
1275
01:16:18,374 --> 01:16:20,376
really fucking hates me.
1276
01:16:22,578 --> 01:16:24,513
The only guys that'll go out
with me
1277
01:16:24,513 --> 01:16:26,549
are fucking retards
1278
01:16:26,549 --> 01:16:28,584
and someone left the
1279
01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:30,553
cake out in the rain.
1280
01:16:34,691 --> 01:16:36,860
You're smoking.
1281
01:16:45,034 --> 01:16:46,936
I am smoking.
1282
01:16:46,936 --> 01:16:49,038
I thought you quit. I didn't
quit.
1283
01:16:53,009 --> 01:16:55,111
You shouldn't' breathe this
1284
01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:57,213
in honey. Why don't you go back
to bed.
1285
01:16:59,315 --> 01:17:01,217
I can't sleep.
1286
01:17:05,454 --> 01:17:07,490
Jordan left?
1287
01:17:07,490 --> 01:17:09,558
She's gone.
1288
01:17:09,558 --> 01:17:11,661
That's good. I don't think
1289
01:17:11,661 --> 01:17:13,629
I don't think I could look at
her
1290
01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:15,832
anymore.
1291
01:17:21,738 --> 01:17:23,807
Are you gonna
1292
01:17:23,807 --> 01:17:25,842
sleep on the couch tonight?
1293
01:17:25,842 --> 01:17:27,877
Yeah. I think after the day
1294
01:17:27,877 --> 01:17:30,113
you've had, maybe you could use
1295
01:17:30,113 --> 01:17:32,081
a bed to yourself.
1296
01:17:34,050 --> 01:17:36,119
We could share the bed if you
want.
1297
01:17:39,055 --> 01:17:40,957
Alright
1298
01:17:40,957 --> 01:17:42,959
well I'm only gonna do it this
1299
01:17:42,959 --> 01:17:45,061
one time. But don't think I'm
1300
01:17:45,061 --> 01:17:47,263
gonna let your big fat pregnant
ass
1301
01:17:47,263 --> 01:17:49,265
hog the whole fucking bed.
1302
01:17:49,265 --> 01:17:51,234
I need my room.
1303
01:17:51,234 --> 01:17:53,302
ok
1304
01:17:55,371 --> 01:17:57,440
I get the wall.
1305
01:17:57,440 --> 01:17:59,408
I get the not wall.
1306
01:18:07,483 --> 01:18:11,520
Come here honey.
1307
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:15,558
Come here.
1308
01:18:15,558 --> 01:18:19,662
I love you.
1309
01:18:19,662 --> 01:18:23,800
I love you so much. I don't ever
1310
01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:27,703
want to fight with you again. I
love you too Mom.
1311
01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:31,908
:water dripping:
1312
01:18:33,977 --> 01:18:36,012
Mona.
1313
01:18:36,012 --> 01:18:38,047
Mom
1314
01:18:38,047 --> 01:18:40,116
Mona.
1315
01:18:40,116 --> 01:18:43,186
Mother fuck.
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