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now the waste in your ashtray looks
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flammable I'm afraid I'm gonna have to
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cite you we're dead air bags on the back
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of cars would cut down on damage from
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rear-end collisions by 72.3%
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which my son was a nerd see IRA nothing
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to worry about
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this is gonna be a great year boy this
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is great I mean it's beautiful why is
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that guard dressed like such a jerk
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that's not a jerk dad it's worse nerd
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it was just bad and it wouldn't last
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long but nice singing this song
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what Mac that was a pocket protector
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we call him nerd packs it's what nerds
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wear to keep pens from messing up their
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shirts maybe I shouldn't go to Adams
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you're going here a time I named after
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the damn school college women look how
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much more developed they are than high
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school girls yeah and they'll probably
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treat us worse than they did in high
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school too
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IRA not if we meet the challenge head-on
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look in this love bag
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I've got everything we'll ever need a
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college an illustrated edition of the
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can ASSU tree Oh for a love glove Wow
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okay look what else I got mints Oh
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condoms but we're virgins not for long
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well this is it my boy
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this is where we used to play ball this
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is what we beat st. John's the year they
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went to the final floor huh what a game
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that was this is that computer science
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center what the hell's going on here
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isn't this great
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they turned the gymnasium into the
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computer science center we'll never have
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to take PE again boy
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this college is even greater than I
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imagined and to think that my uncle is
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chairman of the computer science
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department he are you sure it's okay for
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me to go over to his house with you I
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hate to impose no problemo my uncle is
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the greatest guy in the world
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old sure he's dying to see us
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Oh how was your day it was wonderful I
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think we got federal funding for the
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solar computer project it's great big
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bucks for the computer science
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department in all this for sure is the
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dynamic systems in Aisle gene counts
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honey you are so fantastic you just keep
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wrapping up in computer consulting jobs
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for atoms well babe what can I tell you
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when you're hot you're hot
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okay laughs no it is it isn't hip turns
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me on darling
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okay so how was your day it was great I
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lectured on the difference between
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Chagall and miró Oh we're always been
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appreciating far more rapidly over the
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past 10 years
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darling I'm concerned with your
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technique not their selling price the
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heck with the technique give me the
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green hungry start great because we're
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having Tuscan monkfish and grilled baby
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Japanese eggplant mmm don't know when
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your appetite I hope we have enough for
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your nephew his friend
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are they coming over yes they're on
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their way hmm kamichan excited to see
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Harold of course I am Betty I love
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Harold he's a wonderful kid it's just
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when he dresses he's such a nerd what's
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wrong with that
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you were when you were his age that's
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why I fell in love with you I may have
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been perceived as that in the past vide
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but I'm certainly not thought of that
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way anymore
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attention this is a smart
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uncle Lewis sir hey hey yo uh it's not
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Lewis anymore people call me Moo now Oh
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your uncle Lou
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hi Harold and Ben this is still better
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you know Elizabeth oh it's just um plain
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ol at bay hey Harold who's your friend
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Oh uncle Lewis Lew and Aunt Betty this
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is my best friend the whole world I
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report this hi hey uh Oh what happened
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to your head mr. Skolnick oh it's just a
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little lab accident Wow
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so where are you boys living oh we're
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over at the freshman dorm till we pledge
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a fraternity which one we hope to go
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lambda lambda lambda hmm well I hope you
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fellows you're planning on rushing other
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fraternities as well no why should well
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you were a trial aunt well that's true
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but one thing I've learned in life is it
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appearances are everything what are you
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putting in their minds Lou here all I
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never told you this but I always wanted
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to be an alpha being alpha beta that's a
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joke house in this that's right
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and I didn't get in it's something I've
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had to live with my entire life
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I love the barbecue purple thanks uncle
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ill those are the baby Japanese eggplant
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finished Irish uh-huh I love the Tuscan
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fish mr. Skolnick it's the first time
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I've had fish not in stick form don't
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look like that why not laughs anyway you
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want boys sometimes your uncle is
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embarrassed that he's a nerd
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I'm not are too I'm not I'm not are too
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would you like to go with us to the
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football game tomorrow uncle Lou you got
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to be kidding
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haven't won a game in three years it's
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not like the glory years when I was a
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student at Adams here on Betty had a
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boyfriend Stan Gable he was the
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quarterback then he sure knew how to win
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but you won me darling butterfly
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I can't believe your uncle Louis isn't
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proud of his past be ridiculous I read
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he's just a grown-up now that's all it
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was one of the founding fathers a lambda
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lambda lambda my mom tells me he was
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like a nerd George Washington maybe I
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was just getting the wrong vibes of
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course you were
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they're playing our song oh I love trial
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em already
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welcome to lambda lambda lambda
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fraternity hi we're in charge of being
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tri-lambs will you've come to the right
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place
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I'm Malcolm penny to the third the drive
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I'm president you named after Malcolm
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tan I can tell you're driving timber
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Wow look at all this Hardware nothing
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but the best basketball players get free
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shoes we get computers which would you
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rather have excuse me I'm terribly sorry
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to bother you but I really must tinkle
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could you tell me what an avid tree is
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wrong oh thank you very much how'd it go
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great guy he's from England he could be
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in your pledge class
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that's great meeting nerds from
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different lands let me introduce you to
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some of the tri-lambs hey who's that guy
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over there
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oh that's Steve Toyota Steve's the
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editor of the school paper we are
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enjoying you me freshmen thank you like
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you to meet Harold and Ira
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so why old are you are you Japanese no
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boy Korean why do you talk like that
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South Korea
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Sudi table fresh cilantro thank you I
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can eat just watch without greenhouse
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trouble show you to grow all our own
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herbs and vegetables as well as orchids
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to give to our dates in addition to
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being a gourmet chef and botanist mason
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is also the school mascot the Adams Adam
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well looks like your trail ends do
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everything
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she does prove she's president on the
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archaeology Society
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she's uncovering a major fine right here
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in the basement honey yes girls in
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Thailand oh yes tri-lamb doesn't
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discriminate nor do we instigate a means
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to segregate it is our job to facilitate
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a means to educate we believe that
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diversity is the cement the Krazy Glue
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if you will that Bond's us together
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yo bullet hey boss
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whoa what a great frat is this
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alpha-beta
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No lambda lambda lambda I never heard of
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him when I went to school anybody was
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anybody pledged alpha beta come on we're
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almost there
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nice house dad what the hell happened
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welcome to alpha beta rush week I'm Bobo
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Peterson rush week coordinator Lauren
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Prize class of 1960 my son Adam he'll be
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joining a fraternity this year Oh
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want some chicken come join our riotous
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debauch
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tell me what fraternity is lambda lambda
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lambda it's a nerd house it's cool isn't
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it this is yours pledge class coming ba
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ha oh great
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anybody who wants to get in I wish we
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get some nerds though it's almost
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impossible wait a minute nerds and alpha
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beta yeah they could raise our grade
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point average and fix up our house real
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nice like the tri-lambs I can't believe
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I'm hearing this dad what happened your
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fraternity I never thought I'd see the
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day that I'd be ashamed of being
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elevated me too Stan gable class of 80
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or in riot 6 state you know when I went
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to Adams alpha beta was the most
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respected paternity on this campus yeah
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now look at him I'm down here trying to
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help these guys with rush week it's
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perfect
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you're nothing but a bunch of losers hey
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who you calling losers you oh you all
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are you've let the Nerds take over this
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case it's not our fault who's like that
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when we got here well it wasn't always
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that way
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Bobo there was a time when alpha beta
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stood for something there was a time
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when being an alpha beta meant you could
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have any chick on campus you wanted
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there was a time in being an alpha beta
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and you could shock anyone you want to
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route I remember those days you could be
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remembered as the guys hey back
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recording oh you have to hear when they
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hurt like a bunch of morons and let him
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roll over you you're right let's go kick
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some nerd button
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one leader gable I like your style
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incoming phone call hello oh no this
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horse thing I've ever heard
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what about it behind what's wrong some
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vandals have desecrated the computer
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center
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things like this make me think I'm
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getting too old for this job
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that's nonsense are you still got plenty
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of lead left in your pants on its Dean
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of Students I have a responsibility to
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the safety of our young people I would
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want any students getting hurt why would
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anyone do something like this
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Winston I've never heard anyone as a
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concerned alumnus whose family has
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contributed millions of dollars of the
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years to Adams College I'm deeply
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troubled by what happened at the Leon T
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price computer science center we share
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your concerns but what do you suggest we
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do I think it's time Adams moved into
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the 90s with a new direction a new
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purpose and above all a new Dean Dean
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ulich is due for retirement soon he's
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been a great game I love the man I love
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the man too but his time has passed we
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need fresh blood
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we need a new dean a man who when given
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the proper authority and manpower can
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restore order to our campus both
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thinking or I like what you say makes a
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great deal of sense we should start
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searching for a new dean immediately
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gentlemen lady I believe I found the man
545
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for the job
547
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I really want to thank you from the
549
00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:02,540
bottom of my heart I'm probably done for
551
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:05,510
me
553
00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:07,100
now boys dreamed of being Dean I just
555
00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:09,500
want to let you know I'm not gonna let
557
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:10,730
you down I'm gonna give it 110% right
559
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:14,000
start on Monday
561
00:15:10,730 --> 00:15:17,180
I can't on Monday I supposed to a call I
563
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:19,400
mean I hope that's okay I could change
565
00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:22,880
it if you want I say and you can play
567
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:24,200
golf whenever you want now there's
569
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,260
somebody I wouldn't mind having a heart
571
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,260
attack
573
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:30,190
Thanks how about you Stan yeah she's
575
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:33,250
okay
577
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:35,050
I got somebody else in my mind we went
579
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:37,540
together in college she left me and
581
00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:40,920
married some nerd geek perhaps now's the
583
00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:42,930
time to get her back now that I'm Dean
585
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:50,790
perhaps I will
587
00:15:42,930 --> 00:15:58,380
pledges you may enter remove the
589
00:15:50,790 --> 00:16:06,000
blindfolds are the inner Coastal's ready
591
00:15:58,380 --> 00:16:08,680
are the Acolytes ready we can begin
593
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:10,480
for the last couple of days tri-lamb has
595
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:12,670
done everything it can do in order to
597
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:14,019
try to impress you you are the precious
599
00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:17,470
few who have been selected to join
601
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lambda lambda lambda now it's your turn
603
00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:25,930
to try to impress us we don't believe in
605
00:16:23,890 --> 00:16:28,540
a long pledging process there is
607
00:16:25,930 --> 00:16:31,510
absolutely no physical hazing under any
609
00:16:28,540 --> 00:16:36,420
circumstances but we do have heck week
611
00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:40,620
and your heck week is about to begin now
613
00:16:36,420 --> 00:16:40,620
prepare to meet your pledge trainer
615
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:54,980
thank you very much maybe they're only
617
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:57,709
took my little one here's what I see you
619
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:59,870
must wait don't try and be y'all so
621
00:16:57,709 --> 00:17:01,160
Feeny is a symbol of respect that I'll
623
00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:07,189
fight is my shoulder there tri-lamb
625
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:11,179
pounders go do division that stuff a
627
00:17:07,189 --> 00:17:13,069
video showing you the egg symbolizes a
629
00:17:11,179 --> 00:17:15,829
new life you are about to embrace a
631
00:17:13,069 --> 00:17:17,329
trial of eggheads Yamagata Sam you
633
00:17:15,829 --> 00:17:26,540
should show your keys got a heart let
635
00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:28,610
you sit quite soothing but don't get it
637
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:31,970
wrong no one can use computers all day
639
00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:33,799
long when the early nerds were driven
641
00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:35,809
from their own by the alpha betas and
643
00:17:33,799 --> 00:17:37,220
forced to live in the gym they weren't
645
00:17:35,809 --> 00:17:39,710
able to take their computers with them
647
00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:42,470
therefore we honor their memory by not
649
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:47,169
using computers during heck week I hope
651
00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:47,169
they should know Haitian week again
653
00:17:55,050 --> 00:18:01,960
ledges toyota has left the building
655
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:03,630
I don't know if it's a good idea oh come
657
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:05,590
on honey
659
00:18:03,630 --> 00:18:09,640
who's gonna see us
661
00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:33,910
oh you sell this nice
663
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:39,700
I get the bummer there is a visitor at
665
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the door Stan's Gable
667
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hi Lew Skolnick class of 81 yeah I
669
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remember you Lewis you do how could I
671
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:50,170
forget you
673
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:55,480
you're still Betty from me you gonna hit
675
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:56,800
me no no in fact I came to apologize you
677
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,900
know I have always felt bad about how I
679
00:18:56,800 --> 00:19:00,550
was back in college listen I was just
681
00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:01,900
down at the old alma mater and I heard
683
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:05,400
that you run the computer department and
685
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:08,970
I thought I'd stop by and say hi
687
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:16,410
Betty's gonna be so surprised to see you
689
00:19:08,970 --> 00:19:19,580
Betty look who's here look great Betty
691
00:19:16,410 --> 00:19:25,159
turn around
693
00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:27,710
both of you Betty teaches in the art
695
00:19:25,159 --> 00:19:32,239
department is that right yeah okay
697
00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:34,100
I'm dressed I didn't know you liked art
699
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:35,360
Betty well there are a lot of things
701
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:36,919
that you didn't know about me Stan
703
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:39,639
Lewis has opened up all kinds of new
705
00:19:36,919 --> 00:19:41,149
worlds for me I feel very fulfilled
707
00:19:39,639 --> 00:19:45,429
that's nice
709
00:19:41,149 --> 00:19:49,299
he married Stan no no I'm uh I'm
711
00:19:45,429 --> 00:19:51,549
divorced it's horrible I'm really sorry
713
00:19:49,299 --> 00:19:56,299
well don't be
715
00:19:51,549 --> 00:20:00,109
there's only one girl I really love well
717
00:19:56,299 --> 00:20:01,249
I hope someday you get her hey you want
719
00:20:00,109 --> 00:20:01,850
to hop in the water with Betty it's
721
00:20:01,249 --> 00:20:03,080
really nice
723
00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:04,279
I'll get you swimsuit you don't I'm
725
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,509
gonna do I'm gonna make some hummus with
727
00:20:04,279 --> 00:20:07,159
some blue corn tortilla chips oh no
729
00:20:05,509 --> 00:20:08,359
listen I don't want any trouble it's not
731
00:20:07,159 --> 00:20:11,679
any trouble you're gonna be my pleasure
733
00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:11,679
it's just so great that you're here
735
00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:23,420
what drink you here Stan oh I just
737
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:27,610
realized that I hadn't talked to you
739
00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:34,550
guys in a long time and I thought maybe
741
00:20:27,610 --> 00:20:36,170
maybe we could get reacquainted I can't
743
00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:38,720
believe we ate all the hummus maybe I
745
00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:42,590
should make some work well I'm gonna get
747
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:46,820
out cuz I'm turnin oh that's really
749
00:20:42,590 --> 00:20:47,780
great seeing you guys again I don't know
751
00:20:46,820 --> 00:20:50,270
if you've heard about it yet but Dean
753
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:52,490
ulich is retiring I've been nominated as
755
00:20:50,270 --> 00:20:54,710
his replacement you're gonna be Dean I
757
00:20:52,490 --> 00:20:56,270
thought you were a cop the future of
759
00:20:54,710 --> 00:20:58,790
Adam's College is very important to me
761
00:20:56,270 --> 00:21:00,650
Betty of course as a police officer you
763
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:02,300
really get to see the the dark side of
765
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:03,380
human nature and we can't let what
767
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:05,600
happen at the computer center the other
769
00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:07,460
day continue it's time to nip this
771
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,510
lawlessness in the bud you know it
773
00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:14,150
sounds to me like you have the makings
775
00:21:08,510 --> 00:21:19,820
of a fine Dean Stan Thanks I'm gonna
777
00:21:14,150 --> 00:21:20,930
take this in you know I know I did some
779
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,490
pretty rotten things to you and we're in
781
00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:26,090
college I just hope we can become
783
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:30,320
friends now well I was like you Stan
785
00:21:26,090 --> 00:21:33,680
you didn't like me I'd be honored to be
787
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:39,400
your friend hey you seem like a pretty
789
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:39,400
cool guy now I do yeah yeah yeah
791
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:51,690
are you okay of course I was just
793
00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:51,690
wetting the back of my head
795
00:21:55,710 --> 00:21:59,430
now your first step in becoming
797
00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:03,020
tri-lambs is to prove your stamina and
799
00:21:59,430 --> 00:22:03,020
endurance during this week of heck
801
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:09,150
next you must demonstrate your ability
803
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:11,420
to master the primitive tools of your
805
00:22:09,150 --> 00:22:11,420
forefathers
807
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:22,710
Harold I don't think I can make it
809
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,850
through heck week
811
00:22:22,710 --> 00:22:26,800
don't be ridiculous sire you're doing
813
00:22:24,850 --> 00:22:29,440
great just a physical reaction or not
815
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:31,480
being able to use a computer called CWS
817
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:35,010
computer withdrawal syndrome we all have
819
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:39,990
it you can make it IRA I know you can
821
00:22:35,010 --> 00:22:47,330
okay Harold
823
00:22:39,990 --> 00:22:49,590
yes IRA can I tell you a secret sure
825
00:22:47,330 --> 00:22:51,740
this is the closest I've ever slept to
827
00:22:49,590 --> 00:23:01,440
I'm girl before
829
00:22:51,740 --> 00:23:03,150
no to not count my mom or my sister and
831
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,890
most importantly you show that you can
833
00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:07,940
work together as one by doing everything
835
00:23:04,890 --> 00:23:07,940
this week as a team
837
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:20,460
you got to keep going
839
00:23:17,249 --> 00:23:21,809
I can't it's four o'clock in the morning
841
00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:25,830
I'm cleaning computer hardware with a
843
00:23:21,809 --> 00:23:28,499
toothbrush - the keyboard there's only
845
00:23:25,830 --> 00:23:30,330
one more day tomorrow night we put out
847
00:23:28,499 --> 00:23:48,509
the fire with desire or tri-lambs
849
00:23:30,330 --> 00:23:52,700
forever Oh boss now we'll never be
851
00:23:48,509 --> 00:23:52,700
tri-lambs think hair will think
853
00:23:53,690 --> 00:23:57,289
everything we've done this week is for
855
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:59,730
us to work together as one as a team
857
00:23:57,289 --> 00:24:03,049
we've all gotta spit together that's it
859
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:03,049
that's it Harold good show
861
00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:27,350
and it's chairman of the Faculty Senate
863
00:24:24,190 --> 00:24:30,370
it is indeed my great pleasure to give
865
00:24:27,350 --> 00:24:34,549
you a man of courage a man of vision a
867
00:24:30,370 --> 00:24:36,019
man of honor ladies and gentlemen your
869
00:24:34,549 --> 00:24:43,549
new Dean of Students
871
00:24:36,019 --> 00:24:46,629
Stanley Harvey Gable thanks Lewis please
873
00:24:43,549 --> 00:24:55,659
welcome our newest member
875
00:24:46,629 --> 00:24:55,659
eirick office Judith
877
00:25:07,450 --> 00:25:12,700
get back in action boys go get those
879
00:25:10,730 --> 00:25:15,649
nerds
881
00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:19,090
what are you doing agin me go cat on
883
00:25:15,649 --> 00:25:19,090
let's not come back to the dare egg
885
00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:22,850
summer coat
887
00:25:30,710 --> 00:25:38,029
last but not least the presidents of
889
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:38,029
this year's pledge class Herald Skolnick
891
00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:52,020
it is with great pride and joy I declare
893
00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:54,049
you are now officially lambda lambda
895
00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:54,049
lambda
897
00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:19,129
don't have
899
00:26:22,519 --> 00:26:28,490
yes we never do anything to you ooh burn
901
00:26:25,590 --> 00:26:28,490
that's a nerve
903
00:26:37,850 --> 00:26:41,660
why would we just leave us alone
905
00:26:42,390 --> 00:26:45,470
don't know
907
00:26:52,650 --> 00:27:00,190
so what seems to be the problem boys a
909
00:26:57,900 --> 00:27:02,110
group of thugs ruined our initiation
911
00:27:00,190 --> 00:27:04,750
picnic sir for no reason at all sir
913
00:27:02,110 --> 00:27:06,100
why'd somebody do something like that we
915
00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:07,810
think it was the same people who
917
00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:10,330
desecrated the computer center sir
919
00:27:07,810 --> 00:27:13,960
you do do it might be anti-nerd related
921
00:27:10,330 --> 00:27:17,290
sir anti-nerd huh well I'll see what I
923
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:19,120
can do for you boys let me just give you
925
00:27:17,290 --> 00:27:21,400
guys a little tip now don't get me wrong
927
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:23,170
some of my best friends are nerds but
929
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,430
you people can't keep pushing your
931
00:27:23,170 --> 00:27:26,110
lifestyle on others like you've been
933
00:27:24,430 --> 00:27:28,090
doing you're only bringing this abuse
935
00:27:26,110 --> 00:27:31,080
upon yourselves now I'm sure things are
937
00:27:28,090 --> 00:27:31,080
going to be better from now on
939
00:27:31,710 --> 00:27:39,720
yeah better for me it's so great being
941
00:27:37,180 --> 00:27:39,720
the Dean
943
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:57,730
Emme and there was uh I'm worried him
945
00:27:54,580 --> 00:28:03,610
what your hairy no I said I'm worried
947
00:27:57,730 --> 00:28:05,190
got a body where I didn't say I'm hairy
949
00:28:03,610 --> 00:28:09,519
I said I'm worried
951
00:28:05,190 --> 00:28:12,669
well are you worried about honey the
953
00:28:09,519 --> 00:28:14,440
Alpha betas I feel like I'm in college
955
00:28:12,669 --> 00:28:15,820
again I'm sitting here worrying about
957
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,529
the Alpha betas I can't score with you
959
00:28:15,820 --> 00:28:19,509
before I just can't get over that they
961
00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:21,159
destroy the tri-lamb initiation picnic
963
00:28:19,509 --> 00:28:23,259
oh darling that was just returning to
965
00:28:21,159 --> 00:28:25,870
high jinks remember when I panty read
967
00:28:23,259 --> 00:28:26,919
your sorority house that's the first
969
00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:31,990
time I saw you naked
971
00:28:26,919 --> 00:28:34,450
Oh Louis Lou I've never been able to
973
00:28:31,990 --> 00:28:36,580
resist you that's because there's
975
00:28:34,450 --> 00:28:39,779
nothing like the love of a hard-driving
977
00:28:36,580 --> 00:28:39,779
computer-literate man
979
00:28:45,220 --> 00:28:51,890
Blue 32
981
00:28:46,790 --> 00:28:54,140
what hey hey hey slam are you doing
983
00:28:51,890 --> 00:28:56,630
push the ball oh I don't know I really
985
00:28:54,140 --> 00:28:59,450
must be off oh come on lexer sighs never
987
00:28:56,630 --> 00:29:00,530
heard anybody on well all right then
989
00:28:59,450 --> 00:29:01,820
what do I do
991
00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:03,080
all right when I say hike you hike me
993
00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:03,350
the ball and you run for a pass you got
995
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:22,610
it
997
00:29:03,350 --> 00:29:24,710
I kiss all right oh I can't believe we
999
00:29:22,610 --> 00:29:33,559
actually have dates tonight I know I'm
1001
00:29:24,710 --> 00:29:35,750
pretty excited myself we want you to
1003
00:29:33,559 --> 00:29:38,200
look good for your dates the girls are
1005
00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:38,200
gonna love it
1007
00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:52,730
I thought we put these times behind us
1009
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:54,290
prejudice never goes away it just lays
1011
00:29:52,730 --> 00:29:56,660
at the bottom of the swamp like pond
1013
00:29:54,290 --> 00:29:58,340
scum waiting for its moment to come to
1015
00:29:56,660 --> 00:30:01,490
the surface like Orca flies
1017
00:29:58,340 --> 00:30:03,440
what's Apocrypha a devious insect whose
1019
00:30:01,490 --> 00:30:05,840
Lobby lied dormant for an indeterminate
1021
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:09,890
gestation period till they give birth
1023
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:12,020
without forewarning sorry I asked what
1025
00:30:09,890 --> 00:30:14,090
are we gonna do about this I said we lay
1027
00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:15,530
low build a cluster bomb build alphabet
1029
00:30:14,090 --> 00:30:17,960
earth to their maker violence only
1031
00:30:15,530 --> 00:30:19,760
breeds more violence so I was right
1033
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,470
we've got to work within the system
1035
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:23,600
anyplace are different than they used to
1037
00:30:21,470 --> 00:30:25,760
be we nerds control the campus now we've
1039
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,990
got to use that power hey Malcolm you're
1041
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:30,500
president of the Greek Council can't you
1043
00:30:26,990 --> 00:30:32,330
do anything yes I can Toyota you're
1045
00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:33,710
editor in the school paper I think it's
1047
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:36,860
time we saw a little editorial on our
1049
00:30:33,710 --> 00:30:39,400
new dean be my play it's time for us to
1051
00:30:36,860 --> 00:30:39,400
flex our muscles
1053
00:30:43,909 --> 00:30:50,539
there isn't a muscle in this room let's
1055
00:30:48,139 --> 00:30:58,519
flex the greatest muscle of all our
1057
00:30:50,539 --> 00:31:00,649
brains as president of the Greek Council
1059
00:30:58,519 --> 00:31:02,389
I moved at the alpha beta fraternity be
1061
00:31:00,649 --> 00:31:18,859
placed on social probation
1063
00:31:02,389 --> 00:31:21,159
all in favor not doesn't even rhyme not
1065
00:31:18,859 --> 00:31:21,159
the point
1067
00:31:28,659 --> 00:31:33,169
they printed my scores in the police
1069
00:31:30,860 --> 00:31:35,090
force I don't think I did that badly
1071
00:31:33,169 --> 00:31:36,860
I think up informations must be private
1073
00:31:35,090 --> 00:31:38,270
they're nerds with their advanced
1075
00:31:36,860 --> 00:31:40,789
knowledge of computers they can get any
1077
00:31:38,270 --> 00:31:43,100
information they want well being able
1079
00:31:40,789 --> 00:31:46,130
it's time we take off the gloves it's
1081
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:48,590
time we start some nerd bashing I'm with
1083
00:31:46,130 --> 00:31:51,100
you all the way or let's let the good
1085
00:31:48,590 --> 00:31:51,100
times roll
1087
00:32:07,230 --> 00:32:11,399
you are being impaired
1089
00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:27,120
well let's reflection our muscles it's
1091
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:29,040
time for us to play our trump card our
1093
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:31,710
ace in the hole we're gonna nuke them
1095
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:33,510
better we're gonna appeal to someone who
1097
00:32:31,710 --> 00:32:36,950
can really help us a man who many years
1099
00:32:33,510 --> 00:32:40,530
ago fought the battle for nerd rights I
1101
00:32:36,950 --> 00:32:42,300
leave well enough alone if things get
1103
00:32:40,530 --> 00:32:45,090
any more well around 2 mr. Skolnick will
1105
00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:46,530
all be dead you gotta understand
1107
00:32:45,090 --> 00:32:48,350
something kids these things are tricky
1109
00:32:46,530 --> 00:32:51,480
you would want to create a backlash
1111
00:32:48,350 --> 00:32:55,170
create a backlash we've already been
1113
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:57,600
lashed all right hey what I'm gonna do
1115
00:32:55,170 --> 00:32:59,450
I'll talk to Dean Gable personally we
1117
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:01,770
already talked to me Michael Lewis Lew
1119
00:32:59,450 --> 00:33:08,670
Harold you have to understand me and
1121
00:33:01,770 --> 00:33:09,960
Gable and I are like this so Stan you
1123
00:33:08,670 --> 00:33:11,820
really haven't heard anything about it
1125
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,990
certainly not I'll tell you this I'm
1127
00:33:11,820 --> 00:33:15,210
sure as heck and get to the bottom of it
1129
00:33:12,990 --> 00:33:17,400
right away we really certainly will
1131
00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:18,930
there's no place for injustice in a
1133
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,550
gable administration that's just what I
1135
00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:22,590
need you to say this is for you to sign
1137
00:33:20,550 --> 00:33:25,590
what am i signing well those are the
1139
00:33:22,590 --> 00:33:27,240
monthly appropriations requests not Ruth
1141
00:33:25,590 --> 00:33:29,130
what am I supposed to do today anyway
1143
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:31,560
well where should I begin so she became
1145
00:33:29,130 --> 00:33:33,000
Dean you haven't done anything well you
1147
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:35,700
don't just rush it lease Thanks your
1149
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,140
budget is due next Monday budget I
1151
00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:38,310
haven't even looked at it yet how am I
1153
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:39,630
supposed to get it done by Monday
1155
00:33:38,310 --> 00:33:41,070
I don't know especially since you have a
1157
00:33:39,630 --> 00:33:43,530
symposium an educational administration
1159
00:33:41,070 --> 00:33:44,790
this weekend I have to write a speech it
1161
00:33:43,530 --> 00:33:45,930
would help unless you're gonna win it
1163
00:33:44,790 --> 00:33:47,730
would you like me to help you write a
1165
00:33:45,930 --> 00:33:48,210
speech where'd you look you'd be my
1167
00:33:47,730 --> 00:33:49,860
pleasure
1169
00:33:48,210 --> 00:33:51,510
Stan you know I don't mean to be blunt
1171
00:33:49,860 --> 00:33:54,390
but you're never gonna make it as Dean
1173
00:33:51,510 --> 00:33:55,890
unless you learn to use a computer may
1175
00:33:54,390 --> 00:33:58,250
use a computer that's right
1177
00:33:55,890 --> 00:33:59,910
now Stan the computer is your friend
1179
00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:03,500
well what do I do
1181
00:33:59,910 --> 00:34:03,500
don't you start by cleaning it up
1183
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:46,490
and put in a floppy disk
1185
00:34:13,359 --> 00:34:47,929
what floppy disk hey Harold so so it's
1187
00:34:46,490 --> 00:34:49,820
going to take time to investigate but I
1189
00:34:47,929 --> 00:34:50,899
have Dean Gables personal insurance he's
1191
00:34:49,820 --> 00:34:53,030
gonna look into this right after his
1193
00:34:50,899 --> 00:34:53,540
symposium next weekend you don't really
1195
00:34:53,030 --> 00:34:56,629
believe that
1197
00:34:53,540 --> 00:34:59,900
why shouldn't I because Gables shining
1199
00:34:56,629 --> 00:35:01,520
you on it's a smokescreen it's a sham
1201
00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:03,380
these things are wrong it should be
1203
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:05,869
taken care of right now Harold I
1205
00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:08,210
understand I was full spit and vinegar
1207
00:35:05,869 --> 00:35:10,820
when I was your age you just got to be
1209
00:35:08,210 --> 00:35:14,210
patient sometimes it takes a while for
1211
00:35:10,820 --> 00:35:15,410
the system to correct mistakes well I'm
1213
00:35:14,210 --> 00:35:17,599
not just gonna stand by and watch my
1215
00:35:15,410 --> 00:35:19,160
brothers the abuse and persecuted I'm
1217
00:35:17,599 --> 00:35:20,240
gonna do something about this now Harold
1219
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:24,380
I wouldn't rock the boat
1221
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:28,099
you might just tip it over it's heaven
1223
00:35:24,380 --> 00:35:30,650
you uncle Louis Lou I don't know who you
1225
00:35:28,099 --> 00:35:32,030
are anymore uncle I always loved and
1227
00:35:30,650 --> 00:35:34,580
admired was a great warrior for nerd
1229
00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:37,640
rights I was proud to have his Skolnick
1231
00:35:34,580 --> 00:35:43,630
blood running through my veins his name
1233
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:43,630
wasn't Lou it was Louis Lewis Skolnick
1235
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:50,700
I can't believe we just got rejected by
1237
00:35:49,770 --> 00:35:54,060
the American Liberties Association
1239
00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:56,220
that's pretty low they defend Nazis or
1241
00:35:54,060 --> 00:35:57,240
get another attorney attorneys cost
1243
00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:59,190
mucho dinero
1245
00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:01,290
maybe there's tri-lamb alone we'll do it
1247
00:35:59,190 --> 00:36:03,359
for free we happen to have the complete
1249
00:36:01,290 --> 00:36:05,030
bio of every tri-lamb of all time right
1251
00:36:03,359 --> 00:36:07,650
in here
1253
00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:10,950
computer analyst accountant mechanical
1255
00:36:07,650 --> 00:36:12,480
engineer MD dentist rocket scientist
1257
00:36:10,950 --> 00:36:14,760
aren't three Detroit women became
1259
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:18,180
lawyers we got too much integrity
1261
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:22,080
oh wait wait here's one bingo Dudley
1263
00:36:18,180 --> 00:36:28,260
Dawson aka booger I wonder why they call
1265
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:30,240
him booger hello
1267
00:36:28,260 --> 00:36:32,880
if you need an attorney cold butter you
1269
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:34,020
picked the right one oh no I'm kind of
1271
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:38,970
busy right now I'm on my way to meet a
1273
00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:42,240
client but tri-lambs are in trouble I'll
1275
00:36:38,970 --> 00:36:44,640
be right there no no I don't want any
1277
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:47,250
money I want to go back to college I
1279
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:50,099
want to live in a fraternity I want to
1281
00:36:47,250 --> 00:36:52,430
take college girls are the moves still
1283
00:36:50,099 --> 00:36:52,430
on campus
1285
00:36:57,390 --> 00:37:01,000
this looks really appetizing when you
1287
00:36:59,890 --> 00:37:03,730
thank you thank you though those are
1289
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,510
these balls these are feeling left and
1291
00:37:03,730 --> 00:37:07,119
nutrition
1293
00:37:04,510 --> 00:37:10,750
let's hear it for the shop huh thank you
1295
00:37:07,119 --> 00:37:13,839
thank you thank you thank you oh I'm
1297
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:15,279
truly triumphing subutex chuckles can we
1299
00:37:13,839 --> 00:37:17,049
get some real food you know like gummy
1301
00:37:15,279 --> 00:37:18,940
bears chips Lucky Charms with cheese
1303
00:37:17,049 --> 00:37:20,349
with how food is good for you toilet hey
1305
00:37:18,940 --> 00:37:22,000
I can't live on sprouts you want to make
1307
00:37:20,349 --> 00:37:29,650
my teeth it's cows eat this crap we're
1309
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:31,000
supposed to eat cows it's law nature who
1311
00:37:29,650 --> 00:37:33,400
are you I'm your attorney
1313
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:36,490
Oh mr. Dawson I don't know call me voter
1315
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:38,500
certainly mr. booger no no not mr. bull
1317
00:37:36,490 --> 00:37:40,539
well no wait a minute I kind of like
1319
00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:43,779
that mr. booger it's kind of
1321
00:37:40,539 --> 00:37:46,660
distinguished what are you guys eating
1323
00:37:43,779 --> 00:37:48,670
cows eat that crap I like this guy
1325
00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:50,200
already
1327
00:37:48,670 --> 00:37:52,240
hey it's really nice you guys asked me
1329
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:53,440
out for dinner okay Stan that's what
1331
00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:58,930
friends are supposed to do with their
1333
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:59,380
friends what a babe I hope you say that
1335
00:37:58,930 --> 00:38:02,859
again
1337
00:37:59,380 --> 00:38:05,289
what a babe huh yes
1339
00:38:02,859 --> 00:38:07,059
maybe YUM maybe you should ask rejoins
1341
00:38:05,289 --> 00:38:11,200
the new she could be Stan's date yeah
1343
00:38:07,059 --> 00:38:17,289
hey Stan oh come on Stan you know you do
1345
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:19,779
well uh excuse me miss oh yes could you
1347
00:38:17,289 --> 00:38:22,630
uh tell me where the closet tortilla
1349
00:38:19,779 --> 00:38:25,539
restaurant is you always do this you
1351
00:38:22,630 --> 00:38:26,980
seem to be rubbing off on him Stan it's
1353
00:38:25,539 --> 00:38:30,160
a wonderful restaurant they have creased
1355
00:38:26,980 --> 00:38:32,650
chimichangas so do you Lois wanted to
1357
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:33,849
join us oh I don't know
1359
00:38:32,650 --> 00:38:36,309
oh really you'll have a great time
1361
00:38:33,849 --> 00:38:37,550
what's your name Tina Tina that's a
1363
00:38:36,309 --> 00:38:42,120
beautiful name
1365
00:38:37,550 --> 00:38:43,260
kanan this is my wife Teddy hello nice
1367
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,420
to meet it's Tina
1369
00:38:43,260 --> 00:38:47,850
and this is our good friend Stan Gable
1371
00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:49,340
he's a Dean of Adams College oh yeah
1373
00:38:47,850 --> 00:38:59,790
I've seen your picture in the paper
1375
00:38:49,340 --> 00:39:01,800
you're the Dean with a low IQ you guys
1377
00:38:59,790 --> 00:39:04,410
are really a lot of fun thanks for
1379
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:06,540
creating hey don't thank me thank Lou
1381
00:39:04,410 --> 00:39:12,780
hey where are the guys we got to stick
1383
00:39:06,540 --> 00:39:15,960
together there is a visitor oh well
1385
00:39:12,780 --> 00:39:17,490
let's have a little look-see there's
1387
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,170
only one person who can pick a nose like
1389
00:39:17,490 --> 00:39:21,690
that
1391
00:39:18,170 --> 00:39:32,580
what are you son long time no see I hope
1393
00:39:21,690 --> 00:39:37,980
I'm disturbing you always Betty hey
1395
00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:39,660
booger wait a minute you're partying
1397
00:39:37,980 --> 00:39:44,280
with Stan Gable yeah isn't that a hoot
1399
00:39:39,660 --> 00:39:46,140
what if I oh come on Lois he hates us he
1401
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:48,000
tried to destroy the tri-lambs bugger
1403
00:39:46,140 --> 00:39:48,690
that was years ago he's a cool guy come
1405
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,910
on party with us
1407
00:39:48,690 --> 00:39:53,760
I ain't partying with no nerd hater and
1409
00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:56,220
I can't believe you would either stan is
1411
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:58,140
a changed man yeah Gilbert told me you
1413
00:39:56,220 --> 00:40:00,240
had changed too Lois what are you
1415
00:39:58,140 --> 00:40:05,010
talking about you've become the worst
1417
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:06,570
kind of nerd a self-hating one come on
1419
00:40:05,010 --> 00:40:08,370
put her give me a break you know in
1421
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:11,880
school you were the George Washington of
1423
00:40:08,370 --> 00:40:14,870
nerds now looks like you're the nerd
1425
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,870
Benedict Arnold
1427
00:40:14,970 --> 00:40:21,930
booger come on man booger you believe
1429
00:40:21,359 --> 00:40:23,460
that guy
1431
00:40:21,930 --> 00:40:25,410
it's got the same old hang-ups he had as
1433
00:40:23,460 --> 00:40:25,800
an undergrad poor bugger hasn't changed
1435
00:40:25,410 --> 00:40:27,300
at all
1437
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:30,450
we asked the girls what they thought of
1439
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:32,010
your bond and they told us dad one of us
1441
00:40:30,450 --> 00:40:36,240
said my eyes bounced from bodacious
1443
00:40:32,010 --> 00:40:38,520
biceps to bitchin bucks well you're
1445
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:40,740
right about your uncle he's forgotten
1447
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:42,150
who he is but there's no point in crying
1449
00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:45,240
over spilt milk we've got a lot of work
1451
00:40:42,150 --> 00:40:48,119
to do we are going to court tomorrow
1453
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:49,740
Mason Judy take care of depositions
1455
00:40:48,119 --> 00:40:51,480
requests for admissions and proximate
1457
00:40:49,740 --> 00:40:53,069
interrogatories Malcolm I need you and
1459
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,569
Edith to research wrongful termination
1461
00:40:53,069 --> 00:40:56,940
venue jurisdiction and proximate
1463
00:40:54,569 --> 00:40:58,200
causation hi Harold look into computery
1465
00:40:56,940 --> 00:41:03,140
negligence and assumption of risks
1467
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:03,140
Toyota go get us some chili dogs
1469
00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:24,370
it's also 30 hey wait
1471
00:41:36,219 --> 00:41:43,359
the only way you'll learn not to jaywalk
1473
00:41:38,890 --> 00:41:45,359
is to teach you a listen I'm sentencing
1475
00:41:43,359 --> 00:41:49,809
you to a week of traffic school hell
1477
00:41:45,359 --> 00:41:51,930
pastured I rather go to jail fine a week
1479
00:41:49,809 --> 00:42:01,690
in jail and a week of traffic school
1481
00:41:51,930 --> 00:42:05,130
next Sophie a piece of cake like leaning
1483
00:42:01,690 --> 00:42:05,130
try lambs to the slaughter
1485
00:42:20,190 --> 00:42:27,450
well it's about time
1487
00:42:22,559 --> 00:42:30,789
Your Honor I respectfully request nay
1489
00:42:27,450 --> 00:42:34,269
demand an immediate injunction
1491
00:42:30,789 --> 00:42:35,640
restraining Dean Stan Gable from
1493
00:42:34,269 --> 00:42:37,630
overstepping his power and
1495
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:40,029
discriminating against the members of a
1497
00:42:37,630 --> 00:42:46,599
lambda lambda lambda fraternity at Adams
1499
00:42:40,029 --> 00:42:48,640
College get out of here Your Honor there
1501
00:42:46,599 --> 00:42:50,739
is a very definite abridgement of my
1503
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:53,019
clients civil rights here civil rights
1505
00:42:50,739 --> 00:42:56,969
my but there's no mention of nerds in
1507
00:42:53,019 --> 00:42:56,969
the Constitution get out of my courtroom
1509
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:10,470
I appreciate hey bye Adams isn't any
1511
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,300
different than anywhere else we've been
1513
00:43:10,470 --> 00:43:14,400
kidding ourselves all these years people
1515
00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:16,040
still hate us what are we gonna do now
1517
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:21,620
isn't there something we can appeal it
1519
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:25,710
not really what my little nerdlings
1521
00:43:21,620 --> 00:43:29,510
when you're really down and out there's
1523
00:43:25,710 --> 00:43:33,800
only one thing you can do and that is
1525
00:43:29,510 --> 00:43:33,800
party with an Omega mu
1527
00:43:52,710 --> 00:44:07,960
not the way you're making your love line
1529
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:10,510
is very long miss oh yes your palm says
1531
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:16,720
who are very sensitive it would be a
1533
00:44:10,510 --> 00:44:23,859
wonderful lover it's us what if it's
1535
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:36,730
true wait wait not here
1537
00:44:23,859 --> 00:44:38,559
meet Matt Stairs it's been ten years
1539
00:44:36,730 --> 00:44:42,270
since I've slow dance with emotional
1541
00:44:38,559 --> 00:44:42,270
Yoda enjoy it while you can
1543
00:44:43,109 --> 00:44:48,089
hey IRA I think I'm about to be
1545
00:44:45,819 --> 00:44:48,089
devirginized
1547
00:44:51,970 --> 00:44:56,600
hey what's going on here
1549
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:59,930
oh I'm Harold I'd like you to meet Mac
1551
00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:01,820
Tilda Nelson as innocent as that's okay
1553
00:44:59,930 --> 00:45:05,120
Tilda is a Kurdish for an exchange
1555
00:45:01,820 --> 00:45:09,530
student owner Dan occurred suckered nerd
1557
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:12,530
now great I gotta go
1559
00:45:09,530 --> 00:45:14,800
don't forget to pretty hat I love
1561
00:45:12,530 --> 00:45:14,800
college
1563
00:45:27,430 --> 00:45:32,990
anybody stare we are this is a ray
1565
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:34,490
excuse me um could you come back in
1567
00:45:32,990 --> 00:45:36,560
about ten minutes i'm malcolm pennington
1569
00:45:34,490 --> 00:45:38,380
the third to try then-president do you
1571
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:41,330
have a warrant of course
1573
00:45:38,380 --> 00:45:42,770
hey why y'all bein our house we have
1575
00:45:41,330 --> 00:45:44,570
reason to believe there are illegal
1577
00:45:42,770 --> 00:45:46,070
substances on these premises
1579
00:45:44,570 --> 00:45:50,030
that's impossible this is a truck free
1581
00:45:46,070 --> 00:45:51,920
house it is any member using drugs is
1583
00:45:50,030 --> 00:45:54,260
thrown out of the house immediately
1585
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:56,750
you don't eat me you don't do drugs
1587
00:45:54,260 --> 00:45:57,860
what's wrong with kids today we've had
1589
00:45:56,750 --> 00:46:00,260
the benefit of learning from your
1591
00:45:57,860 --> 00:46:03,380
generations mistakes we believe in just
1593
00:46:00,260 --> 00:46:05,840
saying no so that in all due respect we
1595
00:46:03,380 --> 00:46:07,850
don't turn out like you oh well that
1597
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:09,200
makes sense then you have no objection
1599
00:46:07,850 --> 00:46:12,400
to us taking a look around
1601
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,400
not at all
1603
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:21,950
looks like somebody's about to harvest
1605
00:46:18,650 --> 00:46:31,280
the bumper crop this can't be we've been
1607
00:46:21,950 --> 00:46:34,520
framed I think you've gone a little too
1609
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:35,720
far oh you do do you I don't like it I'd
1611
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:37,790
want to be a part of anything to do with
1613
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:42,410
drugs there'll be a part of anything I
1615
00:46:37,790 --> 00:46:47,030
want you to be a part of I understand
1617
00:46:42,410 --> 00:46:53,180
that cable we got those stinkin nerds
1619
00:46:47,030 --> 00:46:55,279
right well we want them present
1621
00:46:53,180 --> 00:46:57,200
perhaps I should play a traditional tune
1623
00:46:55,279 --> 00:47:09,160
for my country it always lifts my
1625
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:21,680
spirits and makes everyone happy please
1627
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:24,470
I'd rather get to share Ruth tell Stan
1629
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:25,010
I'm here Dean Gable the Skolnick is here
1631
00:47:24,470 --> 00:47:27,279
to see you
1633
00:47:25,010 --> 00:47:31,150
I'm busy tell him to make an appointment
1635
00:47:27,279 --> 00:47:33,770
you can't win there Lou no I can't
1637
00:47:31,150 --> 00:47:35,990
what are you doing in here I told you I
1639
00:47:33,770 --> 00:47:38,839
was busy you know they were framed
1641
00:47:35,990 --> 00:47:40,039
the police found dope everywhere Stan
1643
00:47:38,839 --> 00:47:40,819
you know these guys they wouldn't do
1645
00:47:40,039 --> 00:47:43,480
anything like this
1647
00:47:40,819 --> 00:47:45,170
Oh knows what a bunch of nerds would do
1649
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:47,539
you can't mean that
1651
00:47:45,170 --> 00:47:52,720
what I do this guy a friend of yours
1653
00:47:47,539 --> 00:47:52,720
phone no
1655
00:47:53,099 --> 00:47:59,069
well you sure dressed like friends did
1657
00:47:55,319 --> 00:48:00,630
you just say we're not friends you just
1659
00:47:59,069 --> 00:48:02,130
saying that cuz he's here I said it
1661
00:48:00,630 --> 00:48:04,380
because I meant it you know you haven't
1663
00:48:02,130 --> 00:48:08,849
changed Louis you're still a nerd and
1665
00:48:04,380 --> 00:48:10,559
you always will be you used me Stan I
1667
00:48:08,849 --> 00:48:12,569
defended you to everybody who put you
1669
00:48:10,559 --> 00:48:14,099
down I wrote your speeches I showed you
1671
00:48:12,569 --> 00:48:17,519
how to use a computer I even fixed you
1673
00:48:14,099 --> 00:48:20,239
up at that nice girl Tina I thought you
1675
00:48:17,519 --> 00:48:20,239
were my friend stand
1677
00:48:39,410 --> 00:48:43,750
by travelpod member
1679
00:49:44,790 --> 00:49:46,880
you
1681
00:49:49,450 --> 00:49:51,510
you
1683
00:49:55,870 --> 00:50:14,100
I'm back and this time I'm not taking
1685
00:49:58,090 --> 00:50:14,100
any prisoners who paid our bill I did
1687
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:24,270
you're back yeah where did you come up
1689
00:50:19,690 --> 00:50:27,580
with that kind of scratch Oh Betty I
1691
00:50:24,270 --> 00:50:32,140
hope you don't mind I'm work it's the
1693
00:50:27,580 --> 00:50:33,810
house mind I've never been happier in my
1695
00:50:32,140 --> 00:50:36,340
life
1697
00:50:33,810 --> 00:50:37,570
there's another little problem they've
1699
00:50:36,340 --> 00:50:38,470
confiscated the tri-lamb house and
1701
00:50:37,570 --> 00:50:40,630
everything I didn't have given it to the
1703
00:50:38,470 --> 00:50:44,010
alpha betas can I do that I'm afraid
1705
00:50:40,630 --> 00:50:46,150
they can so Betty if it's okay with you
1707
00:50:44,010 --> 00:50:50,980
I'd like all the tri-lambs to stay in
1709
00:50:46,150 --> 00:51:03,100
our house I insist
1711
00:50:50,980 --> 00:51:06,130
okay you're the greatest Lois from now
1713
00:51:03,100 --> 00:51:09,030
on I'm Lewis Skolnick you are such a
1715
00:51:06,130 --> 00:51:12,030
nerd damn right I am
1717
00:51:09,030 --> 00:51:12,030
nerds
1719
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:31,869
hey where's my regular barber sad
1721
00:51:26,710 --> 00:51:33,809
oh we fired him hmm oh good we'll take
1723
00:51:31,869 --> 00:51:35,950
good care
1725
00:51:33,809 --> 00:51:38,349
hey gonna make it too short back there
1727
00:51:35,950 --> 00:51:38,920
right oh no no it's my vision of you it
1729
00:51:38,349 --> 00:51:40,960
works
1731
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:44,289
it's a look at the 90s it's very no
1733
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:46,150
we're into the Millennium hey I heard
1735
00:51:44,289 --> 00:51:46,630
you to shade two nerds heads a while
1737
00:51:46,150 --> 00:51:50,079
back
1739
00:51:46,630 --> 00:51:55,650
yeah it was great huh I know those nerds
1741
00:51:50,079 --> 00:51:55,650
are us the girls are gonna love it
1743
00:52:02,310 --> 00:52:07,900
you called for a plumber showers broken
1745
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:11,410
I need to bathe I can tell you've got
1747
00:52:07,900 --> 00:52:13,620
some right to spew dude just fix the
1749
00:52:11,410 --> 00:52:13,620
water
1751
00:52:53,980 --> 00:52:58,150
we are here at the world-renowned
1753
00:52:55,809 --> 00:52:59,920
tri-lamb fraternity bathroom where we
1755
00:52:58,150 --> 00:53:03,900
have secretly replaced their pimple
1757
00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:07,799
clear with pimple-inducing ingredients
1759
00:53:03,900 --> 00:53:07,799
let's see if they notice
1761
00:53:12,170 --> 00:53:19,299
this house gives me the creeps oh it's
1763
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:23,859
okay creampuff I'm here to protect you
1765
00:53:19,299 --> 00:53:26,140
what's that on your face my nose there's
1767
00:53:23,859 --> 00:53:29,309
another one another what and there's
1769
00:53:26,140 --> 00:53:29,309
another one and another one
1771
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:05,430
good job trails but it's time to get
1773
00:54:04,830 --> 00:54:07,260
serious
1775
00:54:05,430 --> 00:54:08,550
we've got to take back what's ours and
1777
00:54:07,260 --> 00:54:14,580
show everyone that the 90s can't
1779
00:54:08,550 --> 00:54:15,750
function without nerds and that was we
1781
00:54:14,580 --> 00:54:19,800
to end the tour guides with their new
1783
00:54:15,750 --> 00:54:20,970
hit agent Eddie we're coming during the
1785
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:23,880
Adams College radio station in the name
1787
00:54:20,970 --> 00:54:25,230
of nerd freedom there's no greater
1789
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:28,170
friend of the nerd than the American DJ
1791
00:54:25,230 --> 00:54:32,900
if we weren't all nerds ourselves we'd
1793
00:54:28,170 --> 00:54:35,430
be on television Stan have I got you
1795
00:54:32,900 --> 00:54:38,340
what's the matter with your face on some
1797
00:54:35,430 --> 00:54:39,180
secret nerd concussion the dermatologist
1799
00:54:38,340 --> 00:54:39,590
said they'd never seen anything like it
1801
00:54:39,180 --> 00:54:42,359
before
1803
00:54:39,590 --> 00:54:45,810
it's not funny Sam you look like you I
1805
00:54:42,359 --> 00:54:49,109
know I know a candy cane no a barber
1807
00:54:45,810 --> 00:54:54,390
pole Oh we interrupt this program to
1809
00:54:49,109 --> 00:54:58,560
bring you an urgent message my name is
1811
00:54:54,390 --> 00:55:00,000
Lewis Skolnick and I'm chairman of the
1813
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:03,030
computer science department at Adams
1815
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:04,590
College I'm a nerd and I'm proud of it
1817
00:55:03,030 --> 00:55:06,750
get your campus cops down to the radio
1819
00:55:04,590 --> 00:55:07,910
station get that [ __ ] off the air my
1821
00:55:06,750 --> 00:55:10,170
fellow nerds
1823
00:55:07,910 --> 00:55:10,830
we are facing the greatest challenge we
1825
00:55:10,170 --> 00:55:13,109
have ever faced
1827
00:55:10,830 --> 00:55:15,020
the systematic elimination of nerd
1829
00:55:13,109 --> 00:55:17,550
culture from the Adams campus I
1831
00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:20,580
therefore am calling for an Adam's
1833
00:55:17,550 --> 00:55:23,460
College nerd strike I call for nerds of
1835
00:55:20,580 --> 00:55:25,380
all ages to throw down your packs in
1837
00:55:23,460 --> 00:55:28,109
fact I call for anyone out there who's
1839
00:55:25,380 --> 00:55:29,880
better or a sister who's a nerd anywhere
1841
00:55:28,109 --> 00:55:32,040
this admired a nerd from a distance the
1843
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:33,150
choice is shutting this school and all
1845
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:37,460
anam cities
1847
00:55:33,150 --> 00:55:37,460
down and tell our rights I restored
1849
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:53,570
gable I'm 1800 you have a hair
1851
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:56,630
appointment Ruth no I'm joining the
1853
00:55:53,570 --> 00:55:58,670
strike look you're not a nerd Ruth no
1855
00:55:56,630 --> 00:56:01,700
but my son is and whatever he is or
1857
00:55:58,670 --> 00:56:03,880
wants to be I support him 100% shut it
1859
00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:03,880
down
1861
00:56:13,990 --> 00:56:16,990
whoa
1863
00:56:25,170 --> 00:56:28,410
we say
1865
00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:59,590
but it's gonna be great
1867
00:57:12,910 --> 00:57:24,270
you call the electric company phone's
1869
00:57:22,810 --> 00:57:27,270
dead
1871
00:57:24,270 --> 00:57:27,270
nerds
1873
00:57:39,769 --> 00:57:44,369
you look like I know I know a barber
1875
00:57:42,299 --> 00:57:46,079
well I was thinking more like anything
1877
00:57:44,369 --> 00:57:50,309
it's very funny
1879
00:57:46,079 --> 00:57:53,009
look you got any gasps oh my god can't
1881
00:57:50,309 --> 00:57:55,349
tell you anything what are you a nerd
1883
00:57:53,009 --> 00:57:56,399
sympathizer oh hey look I don't want
1885
00:57:55,349 --> 00:57:57,630
anything to do with this nerd thing I
1887
00:57:56,399 --> 00:57:59,359
got no feeling for him one way or the
1889
00:57:57,630 --> 00:58:01,739
other your computers don't work do they
1891
00:57:59,359 --> 00:58:03,119
I'll be good it's the same at every
1893
00:58:01,739 --> 00:58:06,059
station all the time so what are we
1895
00:58:03,119 --> 00:58:08,970
gonna do don't worry about it's just as
1897
00:58:06,059 --> 00:58:15,190
tough on them as it is on us
1899
00:58:08,970 --> 00:58:17,430
why don't you get a horse where'd he get
1901
00:58:15,190 --> 00:58:17,430
gas
1903
00:58:21,460 --> 00:58:25,809
methanol filler not only are we winning
1905
00:58:24,309 --> 00:58:27,700
our campus back but we're recycling
1907
00:58:25,809 --> 00:58:29,619
refuse cutting down on the consumption
1909
00:58:27,700 --> 00:58:32,309
of fossil fuels and ridding the air
1911
00:58:29,619 --> 00:58:32,309
nasty
1913
00:58:46,210 --> 00:58:52,130
mr. Skolnick IRA communist Louis we are
1915
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:53,030
receiving tremendous nerd support from
1917
00:58:52,130 --> 00:58:54,800
all across the city
1919
00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:56,180
that's wonderful get on the modem to
1921
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:58,450
contact all the extra lines across the
1923
00:58:56,180 --> 00:59:01,780
country I want them here for the nerd in
1925
00:58:58,450 --> 00:59:01,780
mr. Skolnick
1927
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:14,190
they call us nerds because we've always
1929
00:59:11,430 --> 00:59:17,190
been nice and people yeah they call us
1931
00:59:14,190 --> 00:59:18,840
nerds because we got good grades they
1933
00:59:17,190 --> 00:59:22,110
call us nerds because we treat our
1935
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:26,010
parents with respect all right
1937
00:59:22,110 --> 00:59:30,450
we're nerds we're very wet we're very
1939
00:59:26,010 --> 00:59:44,480
upset we're nervous we're wet we're very
1941
00:59:30,450 --> 00:59:47,700
very upset weird isn't this great
1943
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:50,070
the old gang isn't coming hey Bobo look
1945
00:59:47,700 --> 00:59:52,950
at you you have their own homes and
1947
00:59:50,070 --> 00:59:55,410
their own man I use everything no I sold
1949
00:59:52,950 --> 01:00:11,250
out even my exbest friend Gilbert knows
1951
00:59:55,410 --> 01:00:12,950
I'm a traitor to our people looking
1953
01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:17,500
finally decided to show
1955
01:00:12,950 --> 01:00:17,500
Ardi Stan Harvey game
1957
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:22,950
you nerds have ruled my life
1959
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:25,170
how do we do that Stanley I used to be a
1961
01:00:22,950 --> 01:00:28,140
big man on campus until you humiliated
1963
01:00:25,170 --> 01:00:31,830
me at the pep rally you stole Betty away
1965
01:00:28,140 --> 01:00:33,990
from me after that not another living
1967
01:00:31,830 --> 01:00:36,420
soul ever respected me again you're such
1969
01:00:33,990 --> 01:00:37,740
a victim Stan aren't you maybe you ought
1971
01:00:36,420 --> 01:00:39,180
to start taking responsibility for your
1973
01:00:37,740 --> 01:00:42,290
actions instead of blaming all your
1975
01:00:39,180 --> 01:00:42,290
faults and failures on others
1977
01:01:05,279 --> 01:01:10,029
campus police have joined the strike
1979
01:01:08,369 --> 01:01:11,410
they're everywhere
1981
01:01:10,029 --> 01:01:12,900
seems as if you shake anyone's family
1983
01:01:11,410 --> 01:01:15,460
tree a couple of nerds will drop out
1985
01:01:12,900 --> 01:01:17,410
maybe we should try and negotiate I
1987
01:01:15,460 --> 01:01:20,589
don't negotiate with nerds
1989
01:01:17,410 --> 01:01:21,910
well what are we gonna do Oren the press
1991
01:01:20,589 --> 01:01:23,349
is gonna have a field day with this I'm
1993
01:01:21,910 --> 01:01:25,299
gonna be the laughingstock of the entire
1995
01:01:23,349 --> 01:01:27,279
country the school is paralyzed there's
1997
01:01:25,299 --> 01:01:30,819
no telephones no electricity no gases
1999
01:01:27,279 --> 01:01:32,019
like Baghdad around here shut up we
2001
01:01:30,819 --> 01:01:33,640
destroy the what's colic the rest of
2003
01:01:32,019 --> 01:01:35,009
those nerds will fall like a deck of
2005
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:37,809
cards
2007
01:01:35,009 --> 01:01:42,009
how would you destroy him by revealing
2009
01:01:37,809 --> 01:01:44,259
his misuse of Adam's college funds Lewis
2011
01:01:42,009 --> 01:01:45,489
has been misusing Adams funds remember
2013
01:01:44,259 --> 01:01:48,579
those papers I had you have him sign
2015
01:01:45,489 --> 01:01:49,599
yeah well Louis doesn't know it but I've
2017
01:01:48,579 --> 01:01:50,829
been using part of his monthly
2019
01:01:49,599 --> 01:01:51,789
appropriation to get things that I think
2021
01:01:50,829 --> 01:01:56,109
the college needs
2023
01:01:51,789 --> 01:01:58,719
like what like procuring women for the
2025
01:01:56,109 --> 01:02:01,359
football players new yacht Lear Jets
2027
01:01:58,719 --> 01:02:02,890
things the school needs well why didn't
2029
01:02:01,359 --> 01:02:05,079
you tell me about this I didn't think
2031
01:02:02,890 --> 01:02:09,880
that was necessary not necessary
2033
01:02:05,079 --> 01:02:11,950
I'm the Dean come on Stan we both know
2035
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:13,920
what you are if you want to stay the
2037
01:02:11,950 --> 01:02:17,219
Dean you'll keep your mouth shut you
2039
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:20,789
could ruin him for life I know
2041
01:02:17,219 --> 01:02:20,789
terrible isn't it Oh
2043
01:02:37,390 --> 01:02:50,750
you have any bait go fish we broken
2045
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:54,950
their backs they're all returning to
2047
01:02:50,750 --> 01:02:57,560
work great yeah got an eight he did it
2049
01:02:54,950 --> 01:03:01,670
for sure how else did he get that Beamer
2051
01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:02,930
this is a lie of course it is didn't
2053
01:03:01,670 --> 01:03:04,220
know anything about this of course you
2055
01:03:02,930 --> 01:03:05,420
didn't I can't believe they pulled this
2057
01:03:04,220 --> 01:03:08,780
of course you can't
2059
01:03:05,420 --> 01:03:11,240
you were right Betty I was a fool Stan
2061
01:03:08,780 --> 01:03:13,040
was duping me all along I'm gonna be
2063
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:15,140
ruined now everything I've worked for my
2065
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:17,930
whole life is gonna be destroyed no
2067
01:03:15,140 --> 01:03:20,080
matter what happens we still have each
2069
01:03:17,930 --> 01:03:20,080
other
2071
01:03:23,540 --> 01:03:29,300
and excuse me but as your attorney I've
2073
01:03:26,390 --> 01:03:30,650
got to know did you do it I mean it's
2075
01:03:29,300 --> 01:03:32,690
cool if you did I'd have done it myself
2077
01:03:30,650 --> 01:03:37,820
I'd had the chance which is curious no I
2079
01:03:32,690 --> 01:03:48,830
didn't do it I'm innocent of course you
2081
01:03:37,820 --> 01:03:51,410
are didn't do it Adams College blew it
2083
01:03:48,830 --> 01:03:53,660
Lewis didn't do it as College blew Rick
2085
01:03:51,410 --> 01:03:55,880
Lewis didn't do it I'll call it good
2087
01:03:53,660 --> 01:04:06,580
whose didn't do it and call it blew it
2089
01:03:55,880 --> 01:04:06,580
who's didn't do it one second come in
2091
01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:14,440
Betty what are you doing here
2093
01:04:16,780 --> 01:04:23,770
he thought you were his friends stand
2095
01:04:19,770 --> 01:04:28,410
who has friends everybody uses everybody
2097
01:04:23,770 --> 01:04:30,790
else nobody has friends Lewis does oh
2099
01:04:28,410 --> 01:04:41,170
yeah sure he had a lot of friends during
2101
01:04:30,790 --> 01:04:44,830
the strike but where are they now you
2103
01:04:41,170 --> 01:04:47,020
know he's innocent Stan I want you to
2105
01:04:44,830 --> 01:04:48,520
tell the truth get Lewis released you
2107
01:04:47,020 --> 01:04:52,210
really love this guy don't you
2109
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:57,460
it means everything to me I do anything
2111
01:04:52,210 --> 01:05:03,610
to save him anything is that what you
2113
01:04:57,460 --> 01:05:06,730
want Stan I don't want to like that
2115
01:05:03,610 --> 01:05:20,110
Betty believe or not I still have a
2117
01:05:06,730 --> 01:05:22,360
little pride left mr. Dawson
2119
01:05:20,110 --> 01:05:24,270
any more nose-picking and I'll hold you
2121
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:29,980
in contempt
2123
01:05:24,270 --> 01:05:34,810
your witness thank you your honor mr.
2125
01:05:29,980 --> 01:05:37,950
gable how did you get your job I applied
2127
01:05:34,810 --> 01:05:39,700
for the job and I got it were you
2129
01:05:37,950 --> 01:05:42,550
qualified dee dee
2131
01:05:39,700 --> 01:05:44,440
sure yeah I arrested a lot of kids when
2133
01:05:42,550 --> 01:05:45,370
I was with the Highway Patrol did a lot
2135
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:48,160
of volunteer work with the Police
2137
01:05:45,370 --> 01:05:50,170
Athletic League stuff like that well
2139
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:52,390
that certainly qualifies you to be the
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Dean of a major college what was your
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01:05:52,390 --> 01:06:00,180
grade point average Stan I had a C
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01:05:55,390 --> 01:06:04,960
average C was it not in fact a c-minus
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just this side of the D plus border and
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I don't see my grade point has to do
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with this case just answer the question
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mr. Gaeta I agree with the witness mr.
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01:06:10,750 --> 01:06:15,700
Dawson I don't see what his grade point
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01:06:13,330 --> 01:06:17,420
has to do with that nerd embezzling
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funds
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Your Honor I intend to prove that there
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were shenanigans involved in the very
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01:06:23,579 --> 01:06:28,470
appointment of Stan gable as Dean of
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Adam's College overruled Dean gable
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01:06:28,470 --> 01:06:34,049
isn't the one on trial here
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01:06:31,519 --> 01:06:35,990
Your Honor this line of questioning is
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the cornerstone for my entire defense
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overruled well I call for a mistrial
2177
01:06:40,950 --> 01:06:47,549
clearly my client can't get a fair trial
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01:06:43,650 --> 01:06:49,740
in his anti-nerd atmosphere oh yeah over
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01:06:47,549 --> 01:06:51,809
oh come on please Your Honor any more
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01:06:49,740 --> 01:06:53,789
outbursts mr. Dawson and I'll throw your
2185
01:06:51,809 --> 01:07:05,039
whole damn gaggle of nerds in jail for
2187
01:06:53,789 --> 01:07:08,430
contempt mr. gable yes when did you
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01:07:05,039 --> 01:07:09,750
learn of my clients alleged misuse of
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Adam's college funds
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01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:14,309
just recently no well wasn't that a
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01:07:12,539 --> 01:07:17,640
coincidence that you should discover
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01:07:14,309 --> 01:07:20,849
this at the very height of a nerd strike
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01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:23,130
led by Lewis Skolnick a strike which
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01:07:20,849 --> 01:07:26,569
threatened to topple your tower of
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01:07:23,130 --> 01:07:26,569
totalitarian tyranny
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01:07:28,220 --> 01:07:39,810
Hey silence in my court mr. Dawson I'm
2207
01:07:32,490 --> 01:07:41,550
warning I've had it who is this geek in
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01:07:39,810 --> 01:07:42,930
my courtroom I thought you and your
2211
01:07:41,550 --> 01:07:43,950
honey moon well your stepfather and I
2213
01:07:42,930 --> 01:07:45,359
have the rest of our lives for
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01:07:43,950 --> 01:07:45,960
honeymooning we won't be here to support
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01:07:45,359 --> 01:07:48,150
you
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01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:49,290
we're behind you 100% I'm really glad
2221
01:07:48,150 --> 01:07:51,599
you're here dad because I need all the
2223
01:07:49,290 --> 01:07:54,660
help I can get Wilson I believe helps on
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01:07:51,599 --> 01:08:01,589
the way we mean free Louis nerve power
2227
01:07:54,660 --> 01:08:03,510
Lamar the man order so what are you
2229
01:08:01,589 --> 01:08:07,890
doing well I look at me lying now I know
2231
01:08:03,510 --> 01:08:10,099
model you know strike a pose what is
2233
01:08:07,890 --> 01:08:10,099
that
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01:08:10,610 --> 01:08:16,450
worms here what is a worm the tri-lambs
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01:08:13,790 --> 01:08:16,450
in trouble up there
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01:08:18,630 --> 01:08:25,630
and so handsome are you married
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01:08:22,449 --> 01:08:29,190
better I'm a gynecologist Your Honor
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01:08:25,630 --> 01:08:29,190
this is a mockery of the judicial system
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01:08:30,989 --> 01:08:33,989
Takashi
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01:08:36,829 --> 01:08:40,009
you win
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01:08:45,480 --> 01:08:57,810
are you and thank you for being here so
2251
01:08:48,850 --> 01:09:01,869
wonderful I know if only Hilbert I lose
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01:08:57,810 --> 01:09:03,420
I can't believe you're here I thought
2255
01:09:01,869 --> 01:09:09,089
you never wanted to speak to me again I
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01:09:03,420 --> 01:09:12,630
didn't but I heard you were a nerd again
2259
01:09:09,089 --> 01:09:12,630
forever this time
2261
01:09:27,830 --> 01:09:33,420
I'd like to make a statement
2263
01:09:31,339 --> 01:09:36,540
Lewis Skolnick had no idea what was
2265
01:09:33,420 --> 01:09:40,710
going on are you saying this nerd is
2267
01:09:36,540 --> 01:09:43,140
innocent yes yes the money was
2269
01:09:40,710 --> 01:09:45,000
misappropriated by Orrin price this is
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01:09:43,140 --> 01:09:51,140
preposterous you're worse than they are
2273
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:52,980
price Louis I'd like to be your friend
2275
01:09:51,140 --> 01:09:55,800
seeing you here with the rest of your
2277
01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:57,150
trial and brothers and sisters that
2279
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:58,310
makes me see what real friendship is all
2281
01:09:57,150 --> 01:10:03,780
about
2283
01:09:58,310 --> 01:10:08,370
my whole life I've hated your kind and
2285
01:10:03,780 --> 01:10:11,750
really I I hated myself and as I said
2287
01:10:08,370 --> 01:10:15,090
last night the computer I realized that
2289
01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:18,900
that I was a nerd and that is a little
2291
01:10:15,090 --> 01:10:20,190
bit of nerd in everyone I guess I was
2293
01:10:18,900 --> 01:10:22,650
just afraid to face it part of myself
2295
01:10:20,190 --> 01:10:23,670
but now I'm not I'm a nerd trapped in a
2297
01:10:22,650 --> 01:10:26,280
beautiful body but I'm a nerd
2299
01:10:23,670 --> 01:10:26,790
nonetheless you're not a nerd you're an
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01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:29,700
idiot
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01:10:26,790 --> 01:10:31,500
idiots are people too Orrin it's not how
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01:10:29,700 --> 01:10:35,880
smart you are how good-looking you are
2307
01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:41,970
or how much money you make is what's in
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01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:45,180
your heart that counts sorry Louis I'm
2311
01:10:41,970 --> 01:10:46,140
so sorry I just hope that one day you'll
2313
01:10:45,180 --> 01:10:50,460
be able to forgive me for what I've done
2315
01:10:46,140 --> 01:10:54,900
to you I love you Stan oh brother
2317
01:10:50,460 --> 01:10:57,360
you guys want to be alone I'd also like
2319
01:10:54,900 --> 01:10:58,860
to point out that it was Orrin price
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01:10:57,360 --> 01:11:00,510
that planted the marijuana in the
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01:10:58,860 --> 01:11:03,650
tri-lamb house and that the tri-lambs
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01:11:00,510 --> 01:11:03,650
are completely innocent of all charges
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01:11:09,180 --> 01:11:16,670
I could agree with you you can bet on it
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01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:16,670
I can even come on your nerves
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