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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,880 CONTAINS SEXUAL DEPICTIONS AND COARSE LANGUAGE. 2 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,560 Oh shit, it's Marion from 3A. 3 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:50,720 Is that Jesper??? 4 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,800 Sandwich-Marion!!! 5 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:56,720 Nice pussy. 6 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,840 So fucking stupid 7 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:02,840 -Damn!!! This is juicy!!! -YOU WHORE, I'm going to kill you! 8 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,840 Hope the ones who shared this get caught. 9 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:05,880 That IS Jesper. 10 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:14,680 Check out Aker High! 11 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,960 AKER HIGH SCHOOL 12 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,120 SOFUS ADDED A POST 13 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,680 AKER HIGH A GOOD PLACE TO BE AND TO LEARN 14 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,920 Did you do this, Tobias? 15 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,160 This IS better than porn! 16 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:45,200 Hello? FUCK, FUCK, FUCK 17 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:49,200 It's not me. 18 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:54,400 Fredrik, is it you? 19 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:58,000 Seriously, I didn't post it. 20 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:01,760 WHO THE FUCK IS SOFUS? 21 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:08,760 NUMBER OF SHARES 22 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:29,440 Let's roll on Monday. 23 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:32,520 That's what they do down in 24 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:34,520 -Let's go. -How many? 25 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:38,960 If we have two, we can be 26 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,680 But we can drive the bus too. 27 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,680 -Hey. -Hey. 28 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,520 Hi. 29 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,400 -What's up? -Yeah, you know 30 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:10,720 Knock it off. 31 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,760 -Learning about boats and stuff. -It's awesome. 32 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,040 -Yeah. -Knock it off. 33 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:19,120 -I'll call you later. -Okay. 34 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:24,120 -Have fun guys. -We will. 35 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,120 -Hey, babe. -Hi! 36 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:51,360 You look a little pale. You okay? Tired after the weekend? 37 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,440 Yeah, I'm not myself. 38 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,720 Poor little sweetie. 39 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:59,040 I fell asleep. That tells you how much MDMA I've been taken lately. 40 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:02,520 It has no effect anymore. Are you drinking enough water? 41 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,600 I have no idea. I just have major heart palpitations. 42 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:10,880 Yeah, because Christian is over there. We heard the big news. 43 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,280 -What? -We know what happened. 44 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:17,080 The boys talk. They can't keep their mouths shut. 45 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:18,680 Aren't you happy? 46 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:22,040 I thought all you wanted was to make sweet love to Christian. 47 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:23,720 Yeah, of course. 48 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,840 Was it romantic, or was it more hardcore fucking? 49 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:31,400 It was really nice, actually. But where did you go? 50 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,320 Jesper and I woke up spooning. 51 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:37,760 We've never just slept together. He just wants to fuck all the time. 52 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:40,000 -That's great. -Fuck, fuck. 53 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,080 Why are you talking about fucking? 54 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,600 -Marion just got laid. -You did? 55 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:47,440 -We were just talking about it. -Just as we thought. 56 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:51,920 Thank you. I would like to thank the bus. 57 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,440 -Yes, thanks. -It has a get it on-guarantee. 58 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:59,960 -Holy shit, you horny bastard. -I'm proud of you. 59 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,760 Good for you, woman. Get it on. 60 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:10,720 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 61 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:16,040 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 62 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,200 One, two, three, four, five, six 63 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,120 One, two, three 64 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,240 What's wrong? 65 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:34,040 I can't open my eyes. 66 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:37,960 -I told you to take those lashes off. -I can't take them off. 67 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,560 -Are they permanent? -None of your business. 68 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:47,760 -What is going on here? -Shut up, I can do this blindfolded. 69 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:08,520 -What are you doing? Stop. -I'll cut them off if you don't. 70 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:11,400 -I will. -OK. When? 71 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,400 I will, alright? 72 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:19,080 Your damn lashes are not fucking up Miami for me. 73 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:20,920 Put that away. 74 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:27,120 -You were a bitch at practice. -You're not fucking up Miami. 75 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:30,840 I can't believe you're so vain 76 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:33,800 that you're using false lashes that affects your sport. 77 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:36,880 -That's insane. -You're the vainest person I know. 78 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:41,560 -Yeah, but not like that. -You're more intellectual and cool. 79 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:46,200 But whatever. You care about your looks just as much as I do. 80 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:49,520 Yeah, but you've become a bimbo. You're just like Sanna now. 81 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,280 -Jerk. -You're a jerk. 82 00:06:55,760 --> 00:07:00,080 -Christian is a jerk. -Damn, not Christian again. 83 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:02,720 Why doesn't he call? 84 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,080 Why should he call? Did you plan something? 85 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:08,320 He was very into me on the weekend, but I haven't heard from him. 86 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,680 He was pretty standoffish at school today. 87 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,720 You're stressing out about nothing. 88 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,600 Do you think he's playing hard to get? 89 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:23,560 I don't know. I hate games like that. 90 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:27,320 I'm just wondering what he's feeling. 91 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:32,120 Just because you had sex, doesn't mean he's feeling anything. 92 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,160 He's a player. 93 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,920 He just seemed so into me the next day. 94 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:42,800 I don't get why you're stressing out. 95 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,640 Did something more happen? 96 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:49,960 It's been a whole day without a Snap or text or anything. 97 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:53,040 Exactly. One day, that's nothing. 98 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:59,840 To be honest, he hasn't been very nice to you. 99 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:04,800 He slips you an MDMA while you're kissing. That's not right. 100 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:10,640 -It was really romantic. -No, it wasn't. 101 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:14,560 Don't worry about the MDMA. That's not the problem. 102 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,480 So what's the problem? 103 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:20,200 You just had romantic sex with a guy you've always had a crush on. 104 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,200 I don't get what the problem is. 105 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:28,440 I'm losing my mind. What if he's in the hospital? 106 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:31,440 Damn, you've lost it. 107 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:36,120 You're too good for him, so no need to stress out. 108 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,440 -Join us tomorrow. -Doing what? 109 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:39,800 Go rolling. 110 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:44,400 I thought that's only for the people on the bus. 111 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:47,880 I talked to the others and they said yes. 112 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:51,400 Please, I need you as my wing-woman. Listen. 113 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,040 I have plans. 114 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,960 -You have plans? -Yes. 115 00:08:57,040 --> 00:09:00,920 -What kind of plans? -Some big and cool ones. 116 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,480 Big plans? Nope, you're coming with me. 117 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:05,360 -No. -Yes. 118 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,080 No, seriously... No. 119 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:08,960 No. 120 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:16,120 Okay, I'll come with you. 121 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:19,640 -You'll come? -I'll come. 122 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:23,480 Thanks. We have a plan, then. 123 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,360 GET MORE FOLLOWERS BUY LIKES 124 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,840 $3 - 50 LIKES / $15 - 2500 LIKES BUY NOW 125 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:55,360 DON'T BE A DICK DELETE THAT PIC 126 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,120 FUCK REVENGE PORN IT'S YOUR BODY 127 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,440 BADASS PRIVACY TURNS ME ON 128 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:10,480 FIGHT BACK CONSENT IS REQUIRED 129 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:13,280 CARE - DON'T SHARE HACKTIVIST 130 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:37,440 Yuck, what's up with Marion? 131 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:15,440 Where did you get it?? 132 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:17,440 Someone in my class. 133 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:22,400 Who?!? 134 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:25,480 Promised not to tell. 135 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,560 TELL ME! 136 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:34,480 NO! 137 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:44,320 I'm on the bus already! Hurry up! 138 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,320 Before Christian gets here 139 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,680 Shit. 140 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,720 Did I get wrinkles during the russ celebration? 141 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,000 Very funny. 142 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:37,280 No, seriously. 143 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:40,480 Maybe you should take preventative Botox? 144 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:47,360 -Can't look like an old woman. -Then you wouldn't be on this bus. 145 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:51,480 -Do I look like an old woman? -No, you don't. 146 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:54,720 -What are you talking about? -If Tuva should take Botox. 147 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,000 That might make her an eight. 148 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,560 Shut up with your ranking stuff. 149 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,080 It's caveman-like. 150 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:04,160 -You're not even on the list. -No, thank God. 151 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:07,600 You say that, but you know that means you're a nobody? 152 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:11,400 You know what happens if someone hooks up with you? 153 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,080 They get 15 lashings. 154 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,080 Just go fuck a rabbit. 155 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:19,280 My God, relax. The ranking is not an exact science. 156 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,240 Marion, for instance, is prettier with her clothes on. 157 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,080 Come on. Shut up. 158 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:27,200 -What? -Are you just using people? 159 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,120 -I was joking. -But I'm serious. 160 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,480 Are girls just butts and thighs to you? 161 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,200 They are real people with thoughts and feelings. 162 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:37,200 My mom is probably the angriest feminist in the country. 163 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,600 -You learned nothing. -Marion knew I was kidding. 164 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,960 -How do you know? -I saw it. 165 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,960 -Oh, my God. -What's going on? 166 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:46,680 Hi. Can you take this? 167 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:53,000 -You're spoiling the mood. -Those two don't fucking get it. 168 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,280 Marit, I'm sick of the arguing. Get off the bus. 169 00:13:58,960 --> 00:13:59,960 Marion. 170 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:04,640 Marion, you don't know how lame he is. 171 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,880 How can someone be so touchy? I don't get it. 172 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,560 Marit, do a lap around the bus. I don't care, just get off. 173 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,640 Holy shit. 174 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,680 Hurry up. We're heading out. 175 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,680 Huh? 176 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,280 Hello! 177 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:10,840 Hello! 178 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:20,080 OSLO TAXI 179 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,680 -Oslo taxi. -Hi, I need a taxi. 180 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,120 Sure. What's the address? 181 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:35,800 Well, I'm kind of by Hvervenbukta. One of the streets in the woods. 182 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,240 So there's no street address. 183 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,320 I can't send a car without an address. 184 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:46,600 But I have it on maps. I can text you a pin. 185 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,120 I can't send a car without an address. 186 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:54,400 But I can see Oslo from here. Just look at the map and you're here. 187 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:58,560 -Call back when you have an address. -But I'm alone in the woods. 188 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:02,360 You want to be responsible for me walking three hours to get home? 189 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:07,600 -I'm sorry. -Hello? Fuck. 190 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:15,040 -Hi. -Hi. 191 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,640 Ready for a match? 192 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:23,360 Yes, I figured we could play a different type of match. 193 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:30,760 Lazy Boy, a different type of match. I understand. 194 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,840 Perv. 195 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:45,960 -Who's that? Do you have another man? -No, it's my mom. 196 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:50,000 Answer it. It's important to be nice to your mom. 197 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:55,040 Absolutely. But so is being nice to your daughter. 198 00:18:55,920 --> 00:19:01,880 We haven't talked in three months and I'm not telling her where I am. 199 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,800 -She doesn't know you're in Norway? -No, she doesn't. 200 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:11,360 We are very different, my mom and I. 201 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,920 How so? 202 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,960 Something happened before I left Sweden. 203 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:25,960 She didn't support me, she judged me instead. 204 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,520 You're so sweet when you drop your hard outer shell. 205 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:41,720 Yeah, I'm not as hard as people think I am. 206 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:47,720 But someone else here might be a little hard, right? 207 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:52,600 Not quite yet. Maybe if you took your mask off. 208 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:57,360 No, forget it. I thought you loved this mask. 209 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:02,640 I do, but I'm a little sick of it. I would love to see you. 210 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:08,000 -Give it a rest. Not going to happen. -Oh, my God. 211 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,280 -Come on... -No, forget it. 212 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:15,240 How can we move forward in this relationship, if I can't see you? 213 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,160 Relationship? 214 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,640 -Yes. -We haven't met. 215 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:27,560 No, but that might be the next step. To meet up. 216 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,120 Like two normal people? 217 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,160 Yeah, like two normal people 218 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:35,880 who actually feel each other's body heat when they're having sex 219 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,720 not just a cold, hard keyboard. 220 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,000 OK, but 221 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,160 -If I do it... -Yes. 222 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:53,880 -no fucking screenshots, OK? -Don't worry. 223 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:58,000 I'm serious. You have to promise me. 224 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,320 -Of course, I'll promise. -Promise, promise. 225 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,600 I promise. You know you can trust me. 226 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,680 Think of all the crap you've got on me, Fanny. 227 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,120 -Hi. -Hi. 228 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:20,960 Oh, my God. You're really pretty. Much prettier than I thought. 229 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,520 Thank you. 230 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:29,000 Oh, man. Are you kidding me? 231 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:34,120 You're Joystick Girl. You're so racy. 232 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:40,400 Damn. You're so kinky. Why didn't you tell me you're Joystick Girl? 233 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:04,840 No, no. 234 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:33,720 SET UP PUBLISH 235 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:47,360 Subtitles: Cathrine Hvidsten Jenkins www.plint.com 18010

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