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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:03,824 --> 00:01:08,824 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:01:09,951 --> 00:01:12,853 - Follow me. We're almost there. - Where are we going? 3 00:01:12,855 --> 00:01:15,889 - To help Max with his stakeout. - Yes! 4 00:01:15,891 --> 00:01:18,624 Ooh! This is incredible. 5 00:01:18,626 --> 00:01:20,594 Are you sure it's going down at the docks? 6 00:01:20,596 --> 00:01:21,994 Oh, yeah. 7 00:01:21,996 --> 00:01:24,865 - The coolest things always go down at the docks. - Ohh! 8 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:26,866 And occasionally abandoned warehouses. 9 00:01:26,868 --> 00:01:28,802 And this place has both. 10 00:01:28,804 --> 00:01:30,871 Are you sure it hasn't started yet? 11 00:01:30,873 --> 00:01:32,942 I do not want to miss a thing. 12 00:01:34,075 --> 00:01:36,008 - There he is. - Ooh! 13 00:01:36,010 --> 00:01:38,645 Max. NYPD. 14 00:01:38,647 --> 00:01:40,613 The toughest cop on the force. 15 00:01:40,615 --> 00:01:42,582 Oh, not tonight, guys. 16 00:01:42,584 --> 00:01:44,050 Ooh, he's alone. 17 00:01:44,052 --> 00:01:45,651 You bet he's alone, Midge. 18 00:01:45,653 --> 00:01:46,952 He always works alone. 19 00:01:46,954 --> 00:01:48,922 Hey, guys... My bad. 20 00:01:48,924 --> 00:01:51,157 - Sorry I'm late. What did I miss? - Shh, shh, shh. 21 00:01:51,159 --> 00:01:53,192 Max is on a stakeout. 22 00:01:53,194 --> 00:01:56,829 - His badge is on the line. - What? My badge is not on the line. 23 00:01:56,831 --> 00:01:58,999 You want us to watch your six, Maxi? 24 00:01:59,001 --> 00:02:00,866 No. Do you even know what "six" means? 25 00:02:00,868 --> 00:02:03,169 Yeah, it's how many fingers I have. 26 00:02:03,171 --> 00:02:05,604 Ohh! Can you make him stop? 27 00:02:05,606 --> 00:02:06,909 Quiet. Do you hear that? 28 00:02:08,576 --> 00:02:10,977 Bad-guy boat. 29 00:02:10,979 --> 00:02:14,714 Pigeon PD, assume undercover identities. 30 00:02:17,085 --> 00:02:18,984 - S-Sorry. - What is happening? 31 00:02:18,986 --> 00:02:20,423 Come to papa. 32 00:02:25,526 --> 00:02:29,161 If you need backup, Max, the Pigeon PD is ready for action. 33 00:02:30,699 --> 00:02:32,899 I don't need backup. 34 00:02:32,901 --> 00:02:35,000 I'm taking these smugglers down. 35 00:02:35,002 --> 00:02:36,068 Solo. 36 00:02:39,007 --> 00:02:40,207 It's starting. 37 00:02:40,209 --> 00:02:41,711 Finally. 38 00:02:42,844 --> 00:02:44,177 Yo, Samson, check the dock. 39 00:02:48,050 --> 00:02:49,615 Mastiff. 40 00:02:49,617 --> 00:02:52,687 I knew I smelled bad attitude. 41 00:03:02,865 --> 00:03:05,468 Shh! 42 00:03:07,703 --> 00:03:09,835 We've got Ling Li. Come on in. 43 00:03:09,837 --> 00:03:11,637 Ling Li, shh. 44 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:14,006 My name is Max, and I promise you, 45 00:03:14,008 --> 00:03:18,078 me and the NYPD are gonna get you home safe to your mama. 46 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:19,613 You're going to be okay. 47 00:03:19,615 --> 00:03:20,883 I promise you that. 48 00:03:23,852 --> 00:03:26,052 Suspected buyers on the move. Hold your positions. 49 00:03:30,192 --> 00:03:31,760 Get back in the vehicle. 50 00:03:44,139 --> 00:03:45,475 The money's all here, guv'nor. 51 00:03:49,110 --> 00:03:50,744 Wet-Nap? 52 00:03:50,746 --> 00:03:51,848 Lavender scented? 53 00:03:56,251 --> 00:03:57,784 It's go time. 54 00:03:57,786 --> 00:04:00,754 Time to play dead, cop. 55 00:04:00,756 --> 00:04:02,155 I don't know that trick. 56 00:04:02,157 --> 00:04:04,791 Let me teach you! 57 00:04:04,793 --> 00:04:06,760 Hope you can doggy paddle. 58 00:04:08,663 --> 00:04:10,630 - Oh! - And the judges say? 59 00:04:10,632 --> 00:04:12,232 - 6.0. - Ohh! 60 00:04:12,234 --> 00:04:14,768 He can flip this bird any day. 61 00:04:14,770 --> 00:04:16,939 What is Max doing? He's just supposed to be on lookout. 62 00:04:19,141 --> 00:04:21,774 - Freeze! Get your hands where I can see them! - Not on my watch. 63 00:04:21,776 --> 00:04:24,176 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 64 00:04:25,947 --> 00:04:27,947 I'm the good guy, you idiot. 65 00:04:29,651 --> 00:04:31,151 Do not endanger the panda. 66 00:04:31,153 --> 00:04:32,822 Repeat. Do not endanger the panda. 67 00:04:35,290 --> 00:04:37,690 Fake beard? 68 00:04:37,692 --> 00:04:38,858 NYPD. 69 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:41,127 This is an FBI operation. 70 00:04:41,129 --> 00:04:44,798 FBI? I think I would have gotten a memo about that. 71 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,231 - Heading eastbound on foot. - Stand down. 72 00:04:46,233 --> 00:04:48,134 - This is my bust. - We're blown. 73 00:04:48,136 --> 00:04:50,070 - What happened? - Some rogue police dog. 74 00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:53,707 Yeah, I'm pretending to know what's going on right now. 75 00:04:53,709 --> 00:04:55,108 Okay, so Max, the cop, 76 00:04:55,110 --> 00:04:57,010 he pulled off the beard of the FBI agent, 77 00:04:57,012 --> 00:04:58,678 but, oh, you know, that is not good. 78 00:05:00,281 --> 00:05:01,716 ♪ Uh ♪ 79 00:05:02,617 --> 00:05:04,250 Oh, no, no. 80 00:05:04,252 --> 00:05:06,620 Nice doggy. No. 81 00:05:06,622 --> 00:05:07,889 Whoa! 82 00:05:08,656 --> 00:05:09,625 Whoa! 83 00:05:10,225 --> 00:05:11,992 Dang feds. 84 00:05:11,994 --> 00:05:13,959 - Someone ought to put a leash on you. - Oh, yeah? 85 00:05:13,961 --> 00:05:15,260 Well, let's see 'em try. 86 00:05:15,262 --> 00:05:17,130 ♪ Baby, maybe you can get it ♪ 87 00:05:17,132 --> 00:05:19,798 ♪ If you've got that thing I like ♪ 88 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,336 You runnin' like a wiener dog. 89 00:05:23,004 --> 00:05:24,606 Ha ha! Yes! 90 00:05:27,942 --> 00:05:30,346 You just been recycled. 91 00:05:32,247 --> 00:05:34,750 I'm gonna neuter that mongrel. 92 00:05:36,384 --> 00:05:38,284 2-8-7. I need a car. 93 00:05:38,286 --> 00:05:39,918 I need a... 94 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:41,223 ♪ Give it to me ♪ 95 00:05:47,696 --> 00:05:49,031 Yes, I won. Oh, no. 96 00:05:49,898 --> 00:05:51,865 Ow! 97 00:05:51,867 --> 00:05:53,365 Yeah, what's the matter, buddy? 98 00:05:53,367 --> 00:05:56,168 Dogs can't jump fences? Boo-yah! 99 00:05:56,170 --> 00:05:58,238 You play defense. 100 00:06:00,041 --> 00:06:02,074 I play open fence. 101 00:06:02,076 --> 00:06:03,843 You gotta be kidding me. 102 00:06:05,180 --> 00:06:07,813 Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. 103 00:06:07,815 --> 00:06:09,348 Um, good doggy, good doggy. 104 00:06:09,350 --> 00:06:12,786 Oh, I'm good, all right. Good at taking a bite out of crime. 105 00:06:12,788 --> 00:06:15,255 You and I should have a little talk. My name's Petey. 106 00:06:15,257 --> 00:06:17,289 - What's your name? Who let the dogs out? - Where's that panda? 107 00:06:17,291 --> 00:06:19,661 Literally, who let them out? 108 00:06:21,262 --> 00:06:23,163 This fool again? 109 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:24,634 Whoa. 110 00:06:28,002 --> 00:06:29,269 Hey! 111 00:06:29,271 --> 00:06:31,103 Freeze! FBI! 112 00:06:31,105 --> 00:06:33,038 Okay, all right. No, no, no. Take it easy. 113 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,908 Spin around. 114 00:06:34,910 --> 00:06:36,108 Here we go. All right. 115 00:06:36,110 --> 00:06:37,444 All right, take it easy, Magnum PI. 116 00:06:37,446 --> 00:06:39,144 I'm gonna take it easy. 117 00:06:39,146 --> 00:06:42,014 This fed's been a pain in my butt all night. 118 00:06:42,016 --> 00:06:44,918 Time for a little hair of the dog. 119 00:06:52,494 --> 00:06:55,295 This is a huge... Where is our panda? Where is our panda? 120 00:06:55,297 --> 00:06:58,130 And I might have rabies, so thank you, NYPD. 121 00:06:58,132 --> 00:07:01,800 We're sorry, agent. It's not like Max to attack a fellow officer. 122 00:07:01,802 --> 00:07:04,137 That dog has anger issues. Look at his eyes. 123 00:07:04,139 --> 00:07:05,437 He needs therapy. 124 00:07:05,439 --> 00:07:06,740 Dog therapy? 125 00:07:06,742 --> 00:07:08,408 I don't know. 126 00:07:08,410 --> 00:07:11,043 I'm not an expert in canine mental disorders. I'm an FBI agent. 127 00:07:11,045 --> 00:07:14,382 This dude is just asking to be my next chew toy. 128 00:07:15,884 --> 00:07:18,918 This panda sting was an FBI investigation. 129 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,385 What was that dog doing there? 130 00:07:20,387 --> 00:07:22,154 Max is part of our team. 131 00:07:22,156 --> 00:07:23,957 Your team should have been doing their job, 132 00:07:23,959 --> 00:07:25,791 not interfering with our investigation. 133 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:28,394 Hey, calm down, Sarge. 134 00:07:28,396 --> 00:07:30,897 Hoooow'd you let this happen? 135 00:07:30,899 --> 00:07:32,397 You know that wasn't my fault. 136 00:07:32,399 --> 00:07:35,200 That panda needs to be back at the zoo with her mother. 137 00:07:35,202 --> 00:07:37,137 She's only eight weeks old. 138 00:07:37,139 --> 00:07:39,772 ...of a 12... of a 12... 139 00:07:39,774 --> 00:07:41,307 I know-ow-ow. 140 00:07:41,309 --> 00:07:43,175 Wait a second. Now you got me doing it. 141 00:07:43,177 --> 00:07:45,043 Why are there dogs in this meeting? 142 00:07:45,045 --> 00:07:46,512 They are some of New York's finest. 143 00:07:46,514 --> 00:07:48,248 What is happening in this town? 144 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,216 Contraband entering New York ports 145 00:07:50,218 --> 00:07:51,918 comes under NYPD jurisdiction. 146 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,553 Ling Li is not mere contraband. 147 00:07:53,555 --> 00:07:56,456 Her kidnapping from China and transportation to this country 148 00:07:56,458 --> 00:07:58,091 is an international crime. 149 00:07:58,093 --> 00:08:00,293 I hope you have better luck solving this international crime 150 00:08:00,295 --> 00:08:01,527 than you had with the others. 151 00:08:01,529 --> 00:08:04,096 Didn't you feds somehow blow a sting operation 152 00:08:04,098 --> 00:08:06,966 involving a pygmy three-toed sloth in Panama? 153 00:08:06,968 --> 00:08:11,271 And what about the Bengal tiger who was kidnapped just last week in Singapore? 154 00:08:11,273 --> 00:08:13,272 Oh, and don't forget the albino python. 155 00:08:13,274 --> 00:08:16,911 I'll have you know that that sloth was very fleet of foot. 156 00:08:19,380 --> 00:08:21,313 For a sloth. 157 00:08:21,315 --> 00:08:23,217 We're done here. 158 00:08:24,249 --> 00:08:25,551 It was a very fast sloth. 159 00:08:25,553 --> 00:08:28,454 Sarge, you just gonna roll over and let the FBI take our case? 160 00:08:28,456 --> 00:08:31,089 Oh, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. 161 00:08:31,091 --> 00:08:33,593 In this business you gotta know your place sometimes. 162 00:08:33,595 --> 00:08:35,027 Oh, thank you, Chief. 163 00:08:35,029 --> 00:08:37,095 Oh, okay. Well, enjoy. 164 00:08:37,097 --> 00:08:38,531 But somebody's gotta do something. 165 00:08:38,533 --> 00:08:40,532 Be right there, Maxi. A little to the left. 166 00:08:40,534 --> 00:08:42,070 A little to the left. Bingo! 167 00:08:45,105 --> 00:08:46,605 Hey, hey, Max. How you doing? 168 00:08:46,607 --> 00:08:49,275 - What's up, Rico? Bob. - Yo, big dog. 169 00:08:49,277 --> 00:08:50,443 Hey, Sparky. 170 00:08:50,445 --> 00:08:52,277 Hey, Max. 171 00:08:52,279 --> 00:08:53,445 Where'd they put my suspect? 172 00:08:53,447 --> 00:08:56,916 Interrogation room 2, huh. 173 00:08:56,918 --> 00:08:59,118 - You and I got a big problem. - Do you know this song? 174 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:02,188 It's called... ♪ You got nothing on me You got nothing on... ♪ 175 00:09:02,190 --> 00:09:03,857 - Really? - Yeah, man. 176 00:09:03,859 --> 00:09:06,258 'Cause I'm pretty sure I saw you with a stolen panda. 177 00:09:06,260 --> 00:09:07,594 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. 178 00:09:07,596 --> 00:09:10,063 - Who's to say it was a stolen panda? - Come again? 179 00:09:10,065 --> 00:09:12,031 I'm just saying that in my experience, 180 00:09:12,033 --> 00:09:14,132 illegal pandas look a lot like legal pandas. 181 00:09:14,134 --> 00:09:16,035 - You get them mixed up. - Okay, smart guy. 182 00:09:16,037 --> 00:09:18,171 So if the panda wasn't hot, how come you were running? 183 00:09:18,173 --> 00:09:20,873 Well, because there was a vicious dog chasing me. Next question. 184 00:09:20,875 --> 00:09:23,108 How about you and I have a respectful conversation? 185 00:09:23,110 --> 00:09:25,344 - This is painful. - How about we order in some lunch? 186 00:09:25,346 --> 00:09:28,580 Huh? Is this an interrogation or a first date? 187 00:09:28,582 --> 00:09:32,218 Fine. You want to see bad cop, I'll show you bad cop. 188 00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:34,387 Well, I... Listen, a hint. 189 00:09:34,389 --> 00:09:36,321 Good cop, bad cop works a lot better with two people. 190 00:09:36,323 --> 00:09:39,191 What are you, the spinny Lego head guy? 191 00:09:39,193 --> 00:09:41,361 What do you know about it? 192 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:43,028 - Oh. - All right, look. 193 00:09:43,030 --> 00:09:45,931 Oh! This is ludicrous. 194 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:47,967 - This moron is getting played. - Here comes bad cop. 195 00:09:47,969 --> 00:09:49,334 - Sparky? - Ahh! 196 00:09:49,336 --> 00:09:51,371 - Get the lights. - You got it, Max. 197 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:54,007 ...cheese-flavored nacho 198 00:09:54,009 --> 00:09:55,941 till you tell me where that panda is! 199 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:57,609 No, no, no, no, no. Don't hurt me. 200 00:09:57,611 --> 00:09:59,112 - Don't hurt me. - All right. 201 00:09:59,114 --> 00:10:00,379 Now we're getting somewhere. 202 00:10:00,381 --> 00:10:03,315 Who are you working for and what's the location of the panda? 203 00:10:03,317 --> 00:10:05,951 - He's shaking in his boots, Max. - I got no names, no nothing. 204 00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:08,121 But I did overhear something about a show. 205 00:10:08,123 --> 00:10:10,156 - Show him some teeth. - What show? 206 00:10:10,158 --> 00:10:11,456 A dog show. 207 00:10:11,458 --> 00:10:13,092 - A dog show. - Dog show? 208 00:10:13,094 --> 00:10:14,259 They said if the deal goes south, 209 00:10:14,261 --> 00:10:15,460 they're gonna try and sell the panda. 210 00:10:15,462 --> 00:10:17,329 It's working! 211 00:10:17,331 --> 00:10:19,031 The Canini Invitational. 212 00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:21,066 Keep it coming. 213 00:10:21,068 --> 00:10:23,569 It's in Vegas. At Caesars, tomorrow night. That is all I know. 214 00:10:23,571 --> 00:10:26,104 All right. 215 00:10:26,106 --> 00:10:27,706 And scene. 216 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:30,642 - Good work, agent. - What? 217 00:10:30,644 --> 00:10:32,578 - Thanks, Chief. - It makes sense. 218 00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:35,547 The Canini Invitational is the world's most prestigious dog show. 219 00:10:35,549 --> 00:10:39,618 Celebrities, tech titans, huh? Chinese billionaires. 220 00:10:39,620 --> 00:10:42,321 Plenty of people with the cash to stock their own private zoos. 221 00:10:42,323 --> 00:10:46,492 So they're using the dog show as a front for animal smuggling. 222 00:10:46,494 --> 00:10:48,695 All right. Well, get me on the next flight to Vegas. 223 00:10:48,697 --> 00:10:50,329 - I'll take care of the rest. - Whoa. 224 00:10:50,331 --> 00:10:52,531 You can't let this idiot take my case. 225 00:10:52,533 --> 00:10:54,367 They should send me. Tell 'em, Sarge. 226 00:10:54,369 --> 00:10:57,737 I'm on it, Max. 227 00:10:57,739 --> 00:10:59,671 You know what? I'm gonna need a new identity though 228 00:10:59,673 --> 00:11:02,208 - if I wanna get access to that show. - Who needs some "wuv" there? 229 00:11:02,210 --> 00:11:04,042 Oh, yeah. Sorry, Max. 230 00:11:04,044 --> 00:11:05,677 I tried. 231 00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:07,613 What if you were a contestant? 232 00:11:07,615 --> 00:11:10,083 - A contestant? - Oh, yeah, baby. 233 00:11:10,085 --> 00:11:11,517 - Yeah. - What are you thinking, Max? 234 00:11:11,519 --> 00:11:15,088 Watch this. The chief is about to have a great idea. 235 00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:16,524 With a dog? 236 00:11:18,058 --> 00:11:19,459 Wait. I just had a great idea. 237 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,627 You could enter Max in the show. 238 00:11:21,629 --> 00:11:23,128 What about droopy over here? 239 00:11:23,130 --> 00:11:25,330 No, no, sorry. The sergeant... 240 00:11:25,332 --> 00:11:26,999 Are you nuts, Max? 241 00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:29,368 You're a street dog with a temper. 242 00:11:29,370 --> 00:11:31,237 What do you know about dog shows? 243 00:11:31,239 --> 00:11:35,208 I made a promise to a scared little panda, and I aim to keep it. 244 00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:37,776 Who knows where this dog's gonna bite me next? 245 00:11:37,778 --> 00:11:40,613 - Deal with it. - Besides, how hard can dog shows be? 246 00:11:40,615 --> 00:11:42,116 I'll just google it. 247 00:11:48,423 --> 00:11:52,124 ♪ Viva Las Vegas ♪ 248 00:11:52,126 --> 00:11:55,560 ♪ Viva Las Vegas ♪ 249 00:11:55,562 --> 00:11:58,031 ♪ How I wish that ♪ 250 00:11:58,033 --> 00:11:59,531 ♪ There were more than ♪ 251 00:11:59,533 --> 00:12:03,469 ♪ Twenty-four hours in the day ♪ 252 00:12:03,471 --> 00:12:07,140 ♪ And even if there were 40 more ♪ 253 00:12:07,142 --> 00:12:10,743 - ♪ I wouldn't sleep a minute ♪ - ♪ I give props to hip-hop So hip-hop hooray ♪ 254 00:12:10,745 --> 00:12:14,213 - ♪ Ho ♪ - ♪ Viva Las Vegas ♪ 255 00:12:14,215 --> 00:12:16,081 ♪ Hey, ho ♪ 256 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,449 Are you doing this on purpose? 257 00:12:17,451 --> 00:12:19,084 After five hours in a travel crate, 258 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:21,353 we're listening to my music. 259 00:12:21,355 --> 00:12:22,622 Will you stop? Max, stop it. 260 00:12:22,624 --> 00:12:23,790 That... No, no. 261 00:12:23,792 --> 00:12:25,657 - ♪ Ho ♪ - ♪ Viva ♪ 262 00:12:27,062 --> 00:12:28,297 What kind of dog likes hip-hop? 263 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,200 ♪ I give props to hip-hop ♪ 264 00:12:35,202 --> 00:12:38,307 Boy, this guy really doesn't like hip-hop. 265 00:12:40,741 --> 00:12:43,376 Look, clearly we got off on the wrong foot, okay? 266 00:12:43,378 --> 00:12:46,145 I-I-I... We should be friends. 267 00:12:46,147 --> 00:12:47,713 We should be best friends. 268 00:12:47,715 --> 00:12:49,184 You're a dog. I'm a man. 269 00:12:50,784 --> 00:12:52,286 Here. 270 00:12:58,158 --> 00:13:00,193 Go on. Go fetch. 271 00:13:00,195 --> 00:13:02,161 Fetch? Fetch? 272 00:13:02,163 --> 00:13:04,397 You gotta learn something about me, okay? 273 00:13:04,399 --> 00:13:06,364 I don't play the dog-and-master bull. 274 00:13:06,366 --> 00:13:07,566 What... 275 00:13:07,568 --> 00:13:09,435 You want a best friend, get a labradoodle. 276 00:13:09,437 --> 00:13:10,505 'Cause I ain't interested. 277 00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:14,339 - Where are you going? - I'm sorry. 278 00:13:14,341 --> 00:13:17,109 But I got real police work to do. 279 00:13:17,111 --> 00:13:18,176 Bad dog. 280 00:13:18,178 --> 00:13:19,311 Heel. 281 00:13:19,313 --> 00:13:20,546 Heel yourself, chump. 282 00:13:20,548 --> 00:13:22,214 Stupid human. 283 00:13:22,216 --> 00:13:23,217 Stupid dog. 284 00:13:36,530 --> 00:13:38,864 Welcome, Canini competitors. 285 00:13:38,866 --> 00:13:42,734 The opening night gala begins poolside at 7:30. 286 00:13:42,736 --> 00:13:45,137 Dress to impress. 287 00:13:45,139 --> 00:13:47,473 - Late entry registration is available... - Agent Nichols. 288 00:13:47,475 --> 00:13:49,242 FBI. 289 00:13:49,244 --> 00:13:50,345 Come on in. 290 00:13:53,914 --> 00:13:55,248 - Hey. - Hi. 291 00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,150 - I'm Mattie Smith. - Oh, wow. 292 00:13:57,152 --> 00:13:59,151 You're the Bureau's canine consultant? 293 00:13:59,153 --> 00:14:04,323 I-I was expecting more of a cat lady type, you know. 294 00:14:04,325 --> 00:14:06,392 Oh, sorry to disappoint. 295 00:14:06,394 --> 00:14:07,727 No, I... 296 00:14:07,729 --> 00:14:08,864 Don't... 297 00:14:10,831 --> 00:14:11,866 No dog smell, huh? 298 00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:15,501 I mean, no, it's-it's impressive, 299 00:14:15,503 --> 00:14:18,470 you know, with the fluffing and the folding and... 300 00:14:18,472 --> 00:14:19,875 So did you wanna just bring him in? 301 00:14:21,442 --> 00:14:23,910 - Him? - The dog. The rottweiler. 302 00:14:23,912 --> 00:14:25,611 Am I not speaking English? 303 00:14:25,613 --> 00:14:26,945 - Am I barking or something? - Oh! 304 00:14:26,947 --> 00:14:28,814 Yeah, no, um... 305 00:14:28,816 --> 00:14:32,551 Yeah, the thing is with that, he, um... kind of ran off. 306 00:14:32,553 --> 00:14:33,920 He ran off? 307 00:14:33,922 --> 00:14:35,588 - Is he lost? Is he okay? - No, he's not like... 308 00:14:35,590 --> 00:14:37,857 Not like that. He's dysfunctional, all right. 309 00:14:37,859 --> 00:14:39,658 Anyway, I was kind of hoping that maybe you have, 310 00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:41,893 like, an extra dog that I could borrow or... 311 00:14:41,895 --> 00:14:45,498 Oh, uh, I misunderstood. So you actually came here... 312 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,333 - You wanna borrow a dog? - That'd be great. 313 00:14:47,335 --> 00:14:50,302 - Yeah, that'd be great. - Did you want that fluffed or folded? 314 00:14:50,304 --> 00:14:52,371 'Cause I have both in the back. 315 00:14:52,373 --> 00:14:54,706 Right. Look, it would just be for a couple of days. 316 00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:58,710 Maybe you could point me towards sort of, like, a rent-a-dog service? 317 00:14:58,712 --> 00:15:01,446 Look, Agent Nichols, I really just don't think 318 00:15:01,448 --> 00:15:04,684 you're cut out for working with animals, so there's the door. 319 00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:07,788 - Look, I'm really in a bind here. - Good luck on your case. 320 00:15:09,624 --> 00:15:11,326 - Thank you for your time. - Good luck. 321 00:15:12,961 --> 00:15:14,596 Rent-a-dog? Nope. 322 00:15:18,799 --> 00:15:21,233 - What's happening, Luther? - Hey, Max. 323 00:15:21,235 --> 00:15:22,300 Hey. 324 00:15:22,302 --> 00:15:23,835 So, hey. 325 00:15:23,837 --> 00:15:25,238 H-Hey, Max. Hey, hey. 326 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,339 - You find me the guy? - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 327 00:15:27,341 --> 00:15:29,874 Like I said. First, I, uh... 328 00:15:29,876 --> 00:15:32,445 I'll take that catnip you promised. 329 00:15:32,447 --> 00:15:34,546 Cell 614. 330 00:15:34,548 --> 00:15:37,550 He's the real deal, Max. He told me hisself. 331 00:15:37,552 --> 00:15:39,955 But the dude is a wash-up. He's useless. 332 00:15:43,991 --> 00:15:45,657 Hey, this ain't catnip. 333 00:15:47,461 --> 00:15:49,527 Nah, it's better for you. Now, get out of here. 334 00:15:49,529 --> 00:15:50,863 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 335 00:15:50,865 --> 00:15:52,732 It's showtime. 336 00:15:57,038 --> 00:15:58,603 Hey, buddy. 337 00:15:58,605 --> 00:15:59,807 Hey. 338 00:16:01,341 --> 00:16:02,842 Aw, look. 339 00:16:02,844 --> 00:16:05,511 That paw looks hurt pretty bad. 340 00:16:05,513 --> 00:16:06,648 We'll take good care of you. 341 00:16:07,981 --> 00:16:09,517 Come on, buddy. 342 00:16:12,452 --> 00:16:15,287 All right, there you go, boy. 343 00:16:15,289 --> 00:16:17,857 Now, look, you just rest up, 344 00:16:17,859 --> 00:16:21,926 and we'll get that paw looked at first thing in the morning, all right? 345 00:16:21,928 --> 00:16:24,497 And hopefully we'll find you a new home. 346 00:16:41,081 --> 00:16:45,050 Yo. 347 00:16:45,052 --> 00:16:48,087 I'm looking for a famous show dog. You Philippe de Fabulous? 348 00:16:48,089 --> 00:16:51,489 Who do I have the pleasure of smelling? 349 00:16:51,491 --> 00:16:53,693 Max. NYPD. 350 00:16:53,695 --> 00:16:55,895 I'm entering the Canini Invitational, 351 00:16:55,897 --> 00:16:57,930 and I need an expert like you to teach me the ropes. 352 00:16:57,932 --> 00:16:59,931 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 353 00:16:59,933 --> 00:17:02,033 Look into my eyes. 354 00:17:02,035 --> 00:17:03,669 Okay. 355 00:17:03,671 --> 00:17:04,969 Nope. 356 00:17:04,971 --> 00:17:06,905 You do not have what it takes. 357 00:17:06,907 --> 00:17:07,972 - Sorry. - What? 358 00:17:07,974 --> 00:17:09,607 Cut the attitude. 359 00:17:09,609 --> 00:17:11,443 I know all about you. 360 00:17:11,445 --> 00:17:14,546 Champion show dog at the top of your game until one day you... 361 00:17:14,548 --> 00:17:16,981 Got disqualified, 362 00:17:16,983 --> 00:17:21,086 because my breeder used plumpers and fillers on my growl lines. 363 00:17:21,088 --> 00:17:25,091 - Yeah, and then you went... - Crazy and attacked the judges. Hmm? 364 00:17:25,093 --> 00:17:29,795 And now, I suppose you think you can manipulate me into helping you 365 00:17:29,797 --> 00:17:33,699 in a desperate bid for revenge and redemption. 366 00:17:33,701 --> 00:17:35,066 Oh, actually, I was just... 367 00:17:35,068 --> 00:17:38,671 You are as cunning as you are persuasive, Maxwell. 368 00:17:38,673 --> 00:17:41,373 Perhaps you have what it takes after all. 369 00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,709 I shall turn you into the show dog. 370 00:17:43,711 --> 00:17:45,411 You made the right choice, gramps. 371 00:17:45,413 --> 00:17:46,644 We shall see. 372 00:17:46,646 --> 00:17:48,713 I cannot polish the turd, 373 00:17:48,715 --> 00:17:51,851 but perhaps we can roll it in glitter. 374 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,818 I'm-a let that slide. 375 00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:55,856 All right, coach, so what's our first move? 376 00:17:57,724 --> 00:18:00,625 The opening night party, of course. 377 00:18:00,627 --> 00:18:04,963 Welcome to the Canini Invitational opening night gala. 378 00:18:04,965 --> 00:18:08,901 Through these portals pass the most elite canines in the world. 379 00:18:08,903 --> 00:18:12,771 Here we meet, greet, and size up the competition. 380 00:18:12,773 --> 00:18:14,539 Yeah, okay, you do that. 381 00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:16,941 I'll be nosing around for anything suspicious. 382 00:18:16,943 --> 00:18:20,613 Well, of course, nobody makes talking dog movies anymore, 383 00:18:20,615 --> 00:18:23,716 so I've been focusing on my lifestyle brands. 384 00:18:23,718 --> 00:18:25,683 - It's right there. Wellington Upstill. - Your name is on the list, 385 00:18:25,685 --> 00:18:27,553 but it says you have a rottweiler. 386 00:18:27,555 --> 00:18:31,590 - So? - There ain't no dog, no party. 387 00:18:31,592 --> 00:18:32,958 What? Hey! 388 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,094 - Max! Max! Buddy. - Oh! 389 00:18:35,096 --> 00:18:37,896 Max. That's... That's my dog. Right there. Hey. 390 00:18:37,898 --> 00:18:39,798 - Something you haven't told me? - Look, it's me! 391 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,535 Uh, yeah. I'm an undercover cop. 392 00:18:42,537 --> 00:18:45,171 And Hooch over there is the idiot human they stuck me with. 393 00:18:45,173 --> 00:18:46,974 Hey, rottweiler. Is this guy with you? 394 00:18:50,478 --> 00:18:52,444 Hey, why don't you use that leash on your dog? 395 00:18:52,446 --> 00:18:54,546 Okay, thank you for the advice. 396 00:18:54,548 --> 00:18:56,782 What is your deal, man? 397 00:18:56,784 --> 00:18:58,817 Where'd you disappear to? You're jeopardizing my case. 398 00:18:58,819 --> 00:19:00,554 - Just ignore him. - Wait, you got a dog? 399 00:19:02,155 --> 00:19:04,489 Do dogs have their own dogs? Is that a thing? 400 00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:06,491 It's all gonna be about Daisy this year. 401 00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:08,093 Hey, Mattie. Go, Daisy. 402 00:19:08,095 --> 00:19:09,228 You got it? 403 00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:10,865 Hey, great shoes. 404 00:19:20,575 --> 00:19:23,007 By the way, Hooch was the dog. 405 00:19:23,009 --> 00:19:24,075 The what now? 406 00:19:24,077 --> 00:19:25,643 Turner and Hooch. 407 00:19:25,645 --> 00:19:28,046 Turner was the cop and Hooch was the dog. 408 00:19:28,048 --> 00:19:29,547 Poor Beasley. 409 00:19:29,549 --> 00:19:30,949 After playing Hooch, 410 00:19:30,951 --> 00:19:34,119 he was forever typecast as a slobbering imbecile. 411 00:19:34,121 --> 00:19:36,755 Oh, my God, you're... you're... 412 00:19:36,757 --> 00:19:38,623 Back from the dead, yes. 413 00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:40,558 Philippe! 414 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,126 I'm your biggest fan. 415 00:19:42,128 --> 00:19:44,162 Oh, well... And you are? 416 00:19:44,164 --> 00:19:47,732 My name is Buncha Rainbow Sprinkles Junior III, 417 00:19:47,734 --> 00:19:49,969 but everyone calls me Sprinkles for short. 418 00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,737 Oh, my God. 419 00:19:51,739 --> 00:19:53,939 Who's your friend with the amazing aroma? 420 00:19:53,941 --> 00:19:56,275 Excuse me. I gotta check something out. 421 00:19:56,277 --> 00:19:59,777 It's like a kennel mixed with grease mixed with pizza. 422 00:19:59,779 --> 00:20:01,180 Oh! I figured it out. 423 00:20:01,182 --> 00:20:03,548 - You're from New York, aren't you? - Hey. 424 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:04,917 Me too. Oh, man! 425 00:20:04,919 --> 00:20:06,084 - Dang. - We are homeys. 426 00:20:06,086 --> 00:20:08,086 Wellington Upstill. 427 00:20:08,088 --> 00:20:09,587 Big game hunting mostly, 428 00:20:09,589 --> 00:20:12,892 although, lately I've become weary of the hunt. 429 00:20:12,894 --> 00:20:15,861 Looking for someone to do the hunt for me. You know what I mean? 430 00:20:15,863 --> 00:20:18,730 Small exotic bears from the Middle Kingdom? 431 00:20:18,732 --> 00:20:21,534 Pretty black and white, if you catch my drift. 432 00:20:21,536 --> 00:20:23,268 Suspicious? Heck, ya! 433 00:20:23,270 --> 00:20:26,604 Someone raided the minibar last night and I swear it wasn't me. 434 00:20:26,606 --> 00:20:29,107 Philippe, is that you? 435 00:20:29,109 --> 00:20:32,044 Mon Dieu, Daisy. You look ravishing. 436 00:20:32,046 --> 00:20:34,947 There were two doggy chocolates on my pillow instead of three. 437 00:20:34,949 --> 00:20:36,649 - Yo. - ...the circuit for five years. 438 00:20:36,651 --> 00:20:40,151 Oh. This is my student, Maxwell. 439 00:20:40,153 --> 00:20:41,987 - Hey. - Maxwell, huh? 440 00:20:41,989 --> 00:20:44,155 I don't think I've seen you before. 441 00:20:44,157 --> 00:20:45,591 Are you new to dog shows? 442 00:20:45,593 --> 00:20:46,725 Are you kidding? 443 00:20:46,727 --> 00:20:49,161 I mean, I been around the block, 444 00:20:49,163 --> 00:20:53,731 you know, and not on a leash, if you catch my drift. 445 00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:56,869 I mean, if you were comparing me with the other dogs, 446 00:20:56,871 --> 00:20:59,037 I wouldn't come up lacking, let's just say that. 447 00:20:59,039 --> 00:21:01,574 Hey. 448 00:21:01,576 --> 00:21:03,275 Okay. 449 00:21:03,277 --> 00:21:05,978 That's an impressive résumé. 450 00:21:05,980 --> 00:21:07,746 Good luck, Philippe. I'm really glad you're back. 451 00:21:07,748 --> 00:21:09,213 Wow. 452 00:21:09,215 --> 00:21:12,151 She's gorgeous. I bet she cleans up at this thing. 453 00:21:12,153 --> 00:21:13,419 Ladies and gentlemen, 454 00:21:13,421 --> 00:21:16,822 Canini Invitational's reigning Best in Show winners, 455 00:21:16,824 --> 00:21:19,959 Chauncey Middleton and Dante. 456 00:21:19,961 --> 00:21:21,059 - Hello, hello. - Who's that? 457 00:21:21,061 --> 00:21:22,961 That is, uh... 458 00:21:22,963 --> 00:21:24,698 Oh, that's Dante. He's really cool. 459 00:21:25,766 --> 00:21:27,536 He's won every show since... 460 00:21:28,736 --> 00:21:30,702 basically since Philippe went crazy. 461 00:21:30,704 --> 00:21:34,105 Oh, man, that was hilarious. 462 00:21:34,107 --> 00:21:36,074 Y-You know, Shouldn't you be locked up? 463 00:21:36,076 --> 00:21:36,912 Thank you. 464 00:21:38,746 --> 00:21:40,379 Is that my little Philippe? 465 00:21:40,381 --> 00:21:43,015 You traitor! 466 00:21:43,017 --> 00:21:45,918 Ouch. Get off, you mutt. 467 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,853 That is so Philippe. 468 00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:54,226 Hey, grandpa, you do not bite my person. 469 00:21:54,228 --> 00:21:57,997 Your person stole my dreams and ruined my life. 470 00:21:57,999 --> 00:22:00,632 You abandoned me! 471 00:22:00,634 --> 00:22:02,735 - You abandoned me. - Come, Dante. 472 00:22:02,737 --> 00:22:04,836 This dog is in desperate need of some training. 473 00:22:04,838 --> 00:22:06,771 Or better yet to be "put to sleep." 474 00:22:06,773 --> 00:22:08,073 What did you say to him? 475 00:22:09,844 --> 00:22:11,110 Let it go. 476 00:22:11,112 --> 00:22:13,178 This competition is of no consequence 477 00:22:13,180 --> 00:22:15,680 in the grand scheme of existence. 478 00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:19,284 "You only lose what you cling to." Aristotle. 479 00:22:19,286 --> 00:22:22,821 Deep. Hey, why does that dog need a bodyguard? 480 00:22:22,823 --> 00:22:25,891 Karma is worth more than a million dollars. 481 00:22:25,893 --> 00:22:29,193 There have been disappearances in the past. 482 00:22:29,195 --> 00:22:30,429 Hmm? 483 00:22:30,431 --> 00:22:33,332 Maybe it's not only the panda they're after. 484 00:22:33,334 --> 00:22:35,834 I'm just looking for a panda. I need a panda. 485 00:22:35,836 --> 00:22:37,670 Gosh, is it hot in here or is it me? 486 00:22:37,672 --> 00:22:39,138 Is it hot? Are you hot? I'm hot. 487 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:42,306 A lot more where that came from. Not a lot, I mean, but some. 488 00:22:42,308 --> 00:22:43,909 You seem untrustworthy. 489 00:22:43,911 --> 00:22:45,276 Do you have any idea 490 00:22:45,278 --> 00:22:48,146 where I might find something in a bear, Chinese? 491 00:22:48,148 --> 00:22:50,716 The cure for cancer lies within them. 492 00:22:50,718 --> 00:22:52,151 Oh. Good. 493 00:22:52,153 --> 00:22:55,690 Just got in a new shipment of unmarked bills. 494 00:22:57,124 --> 00:23:00,359 You sound like you know the true value of... 495 00:23:00,361 --> 00:23:03,696 rare animals, Mr. Upstill, is it? 496 00:23:03,698 --> 00:23:05,430 Yes, well, like I always say, 497 00:23:05,432 --> 00:23:07,132 if you can't kill and mount it, 498 00:23:07,134 --> 00:23:08,801 might as well collect and breed it. 499 00:23:08,803 --> 00:23:10,071 Yes, yes. 500 00:23:11,971 --> 00:23:15,774 Would you like to come to a little party tomorrow night? 501 00:23:15,776 --> 00:23:18,943 It's in a warehouse on the outskirts of town. 502 00:23:18,945 --> 00:23:21,915 I think you'll find exactly what you are looking for. 503 00:23:22,817 --> 00:23:23,949 Toodles. 504 00:23:23,951 --> 00:23:25,286 I have a phone call to make. 505 00:23:31,826 --> 00:23:33,892 Hello? 506 00:23:33,894 --> 00:23:35,861 Tomorrow night, is it? 507 00:23:35,863 --> 00:23:37,462 Good. 508 00:23:37,464 --> 00:23:40,732 Well, now you've got me panda-sitting in a damp warehouse. 509 00:23:40,734 --> 00:23:44,103 I mean, we are in Vegas, and I was hoping that we could be doing... 510 00:23:44,105 --> 00:23:45,304 Guv'nor? 511 00:23:45,306 --> 00:23:47,038 Guv'nor? 512 00:23:52,046 --> 00:23:54,513 Oi, fluffy. 513 00:23:54,515 --> 00:23:58,316 You and me are expecting some company at the party tomorrow night. 514 00:23:58,318 --> 00:24:00,919 Some posh buyers are coming over to take a look at the fancy merchandise. 515 00:24:02,923 --> 00:24:05,490 Meanwhile, I'm stuck here eating cold pizza 516 00:24:05,492 --> 00:24:08,427 while the boss is hobnobbing at the bleeding Caesars' pool. 517 00:24:08,429 --> 00:24:10,261 There you are. 518 00:24:10,263 --> 00:24:13,364 You missed it. I did some pretty good police work over there, so... 519 00:24:13,366 --> 00:24:15,299 Well, good. I see you found your dog. That's something. 520 00:24:15,301 --> 00:24:17,169 Hi. How's it going? Hi. 521 00:24:17,171 --> 00:24:19,938 Yeah, well, you know, I am an FBI agent, so... 522 00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:22,173 - Is that papillon with you? - Enchanté. 523 00:24:22,175 --> 00:24:23,941 Did you borrow it or something? 524 00:24:23,943 --> 00:24:26,478 No, no, no. He just kind of came with Max. I don't... 525 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,448 Okay, well, if I'm not mistaken, that dog is a three-time world champion. 526 00:24:29,450 --> 00:24:30,949 That dog? 527 00:24:30,951 --> 00:24:33,084 You don't know anything about that dog? 528 00:24:33,086 --> 00:24:35,053 No. What do I know from dogs? 529 00:24:35,055 --> 00:24:37,956 Okay, look, they told me about this whole situation with the stolen baby panda, 530 00:24:37,958 --> 00:24:40,926 and I don't know why they'd be trying to sell her here, but I am happy to help. 531 00:24:40,928 --> 00:24:42,427 Great. Thank you. 532 00:24:42,429 --> 00:24:43,929 But if we're gonna pull this off, 533 00:24:43,931 --> 00:24:46,230 you need to follow everything I say. 534 00:24:46,232 --> 00:24:48,065 Okay. I'm kind of the lead agent on this... 535 00:24:48,067 --> 00:24:50,134 I'm sorry, are you arguing with me already? 536 00:24:50,136 --> 00:24:53,905 If you wanna look like a real dog handler, you have to follow everything I say. 537 00:24:53,907 --> 00:24:55,173 Okay. 538 00:24:55,175 --> 00:24:57,176 Tomorrow morning. 539 00:24:57,178 --> 00:24:59,210 Don't be late. 540 00:24:59,212 --> 00:25:00,946 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 541 00:25:00,948 --> 00:25:02,847 This is weird. 542 00:25:02,849 --> 00:25:05,284 Yes. You about to get trained, boy. 543 00:25:10,124 --> 00:25:11,590 Huh. 544 00:25:11,592 --> 00:25:14,392 Can you believe all this luxury and excess 545 00:25:14,394 --> 00:25:16,394 just because of a stupid dog show? 546 00:25:16,396 --> 00:25:18,896 Isn't this wonderful? 547 00:25:18,898 --> 00:25:22,200 The beautiful view, the Snausage and cheese platter, 548 00:25:22,202 --> 00:25:24,569 the toilette filled with champagne. 549 00:25:24,571 --> 00:25:26,774 Maybe not champagne. 550 00:25:28,142 --> 00:25:30,007 No, no, no, no. 551 00:25:30,009 --> 00:25:32,346 I don't do animals on the bed. Come on, get out. 552 00:25:34,548 --> 00:25:37,415 Were you always wearing that robe? 553 00:25:39,252 --> 00:25:40,419 What are you doing? 554 00:25:40,421 --> 00:25:41,953 I am a dog. 555 00:25:41,955 --> 00:25:43,255 He is human. 556 00:25:43,257 --> 00:25:44,957 This is what nature intended. 557 00:25:44,959 --> 00:25:46,158 Not for me. 558 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,227 Are you sure you will not join us? 559 00:25:48,229 --> 00:25:50,295 Plenty of room for trois. 560 00:25:50,297 --> 00:25:52,564 No, thanks. I'm fine on the floor. 561 00:25:52,566 --> 00:25:55,370 Always have been and always will be. 562 00:26:00,974 --> 00:26:02,509 Oh. 563 00:26:04,111 --> 00:26:07,246 Welcome to the Canini Invitational, 564 00:26:07,248 --> 00:26:10,285 where we celebrate these noble creatures. 565 00:26:11,919 --> 00:26:14,419 Only the top 50 dogs in the world 566 00:26:14,421 --> 00:26:16,857 are invited to compete in the Canini... 567 00:26:18,392 --> 00:26:22,864 making it the world's most exclusive canine competition. 568 00:26:24,163 --> 00:26:27,266 And only one will leave this weekend 569 00:26:27,268 --> 00:26:30,067 as the Canini Invitational's 570 00:26:30,069 --> 00:26:33,441 Best in Show! 571 00:26:45,653 --> 00:26:47,889 Number one! 572 00:26:49,056 --> 00:26:51,055 Yeah, that's right. 573 00:26:51,057 --> 00:26:53,027 Bow to the king. 574 00:26:54,595 --> 00:26:56,961 Did you hear that Misty got fixed last week? 575 00:26:56,963 --> 00:26:59,163 Rubber baby buggy bumpers. Rubber baby buggy bumpers. 576 00:26:59,165 --> 00:27:00,966 Wait. Butt implants? 577 00:27:00,968 --> 00:27:03,535 Golden retriever? Not a real golden. 578 00:27:03,537 --> 00:27:05,703 Turns out he wasn't neutered after all. 579 00:27:05,705 --> 00:27:07,605 Toy boat. Stay focused, Janice. 580 00:27:07,607 --> 00:27:08,576 Stay focused, Janice. 581 00:27:10,611 --> 00:27:12,944 Are you sure we in the right place? 582 00:27:12,946 --> 00:27:14,179 Pourquoi? 583 00:27:14,181 --> 00:27:16,213 'Cause seeing all these clowns, 584 00:27:16,215 --> 00:27:19,718 I could have swore we were backstage at a Cirque du Soleil. 585 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,019 With those jokes, you will not make many friends. 586 00:27:22,021 --> 00:27:23,220 Excuse me. 587 00:27:23,222 --> 00:27:25,324 I'm not here to make friends. 588 00:27:25,326 --> 00:27:27,592 I'm here to find enemies, okay? 589 00:27:27,594 --> 00:27:30,562 I got 72 hours to make good on a promise I made. 590 00:27:30,564 --> 00:27:33,664 - Welcome to the Canini, Mr. Upstill. - Come on, guys. 591 00:27:33,666 --> 00:27:36,168 - So how does this work? - There are three rounds. 592 00:27:36,170 --> 00:27:38,670 In the first, the dogs compete against their own breed. 593 00:27:38,672 --> 00:27:40,639 Then, in round two, all the Best of Breed winners 594 00:27:40,641 --> 00:27:42,341 compete against each other for Best of Group. 595 00:27:42,343 --> 00:27:44,343 - So what group is he? - Working. 596 00:27:44,345 --> 00:27:46,044 But he's not going to win in any group 597 00:27:46,046 --> 00:27:47,979 because he's bow-legged, roach-backed, 598 00:27:47,981 --> 00:27:50,582 and he smells like he hasn't been washed in months. 599 00:27:50,584 --> 00:27:52,351 She says that like it's a bad thing. 600 00:27:52,353 --> 00:27:54,385 Only if you want to win. 601 00:27:54,387 --> 00:27:56,755 Oh, hi, Philippe. Uh, Max. 602 00:27:56,757 --> 00:27:58,190 Wait, Mattie's your owner? 603 00:27:58,192 --> 00:28:00,324 No, no. She's my handler. 604 00:28:00,326 --> 00:28:02,594 Though since we're on the road 40 weeks a year together, 605 00:28:02,596 --> 00:28:04,462 she feels like my big sister. 606 00:28:04,464 --> 00:28:07,565 But most important is the relationship between handler and dog. 607 00:28:07,567 --> 00:28:10,102 - Is he your handler? - No. More of an assistant. 608 00:28:10,104 --> 00:28:12,036 Ow. Ow. 609 00:28:12,038 --> 00:28:13,270 Make that a rescue. 610 00:28:13,272 --> 00:28:14,708 So where do we start? 611 00:28:16,343 --> 00:28:17,709 Square one. 612 00:28:17,711 --> 00:28:20,011 - ♪ Big girls don't cry ♪ - Whoa. 613 00:28:22,215 --> 00:28:23,481 Watch it, French fry. 614 00:28:26,153 --> 00:28:27,753 - Yeah, okay. - Open. 615 00:28:29,390 --> 00:28:31,123 - He got you, huh? - Yeah, he got me. 616 00:28:31,125 --> 00:28:33,057 Scrub it in there. Good. 617 00:28:33,059 --> 00:28:34,793 - I got this, yeah. - Keep coming. 618 00:28:34,795 --> 00:28:37,763 - I'm gonna get you clean yet. - Three, two... 619 00:28:40,334 --> 00:28:43,134 You waited for me to get back here for that, didn't you? 620 00:28:43,136 --> 00:28:44,538 Ooh. My eyes, they burn. 621 00:28:46,773 --> 00:28:49,106 Gotta say, can't improve on perfection. 622 00:28:49,108 --> 00:28:50,374 What's that? 623 00:28:50,376 --> 00:28:52,276 It's, uh, bikini wax. 624 00:28:52,278 --> 00:28:55,113 When the judges look under the tail, it's important they have a clean view. 625 00:28:55,115 --> 00:28:57,649 Well, in that case, allow me. 626 00:28:57,651 --> 00:28:59,450 - Hey, what's that? - Oh. 627 00:28:59,452 --> 00:29:01,353 - It looks kind of sticky. - Um... 628 00:29:01,355 --> 00:29:03,587 - Uh-oh. - It's payback time. 629 00:29:03,589 --> 00:29:06,490 Hey, wait. What's he doing back there? 630 00:29:06,492 --> 00:29:08,293 - The pain passes... - Philippe! 631 00:29:08,295 --> 00:29:09,760 but the beauty, she remains. 632 00:29:09,762 --> 00:29:11,263 Wait. What? 633 00:29:18,538 --> 00:29:21,440 Sorry, pal. 634 00:29:21,442 --> 00:29:23,441 Although you are ready for beach season. 635 00:29:23,443 --> 00:29:25,110 Uh-huh. Laugh it up, Frank, 636 00:29:25,112 --> 00:29:27,144 but you best sleep with one eye open tonight. 637 00:29:27,146 --> 00:29:29,314 All right, Philippe, let's show them how it's done. 638 00:29:29,316 --> 00:29:32,551 Get your books, Maxwell. You are about to go to school. 639 00:29:32,553 --> 00:29:35,487 When you're in competition, it's all about details. Going the extra mile. 640 00:29:35,489 --> 00:29:37,557 Oui. You do not win by blending in. 641 00:29:38,826 --> 00:29:41,194 You win by being the star. 642 00:29:43,630 --> 00:29:46,297 Max and Frank, you wanna try? 643 00:29:46,299 --> 00:29:47,665 All right. 644 00:29:49,536 --> 00:29:51,736 Okay, so you don't wanna mount the dog. 645 00:29:51,738 --> 00:29:54,107 I'm not gonna mount the dog. I'm gonna put the thing on. 646 00:29:55,375 --> 00:29:56,708 - Okay, be careful. - I got it. 647 00:29:56,710 --> 00:29:58,876 You and your dog have to be in sync at all times. 648 00:29:58,878 --> 00:30:00,612 Not in this lifetime. 649 00:30:00,614 --> 00:30:03,448 - Trust each other and move as one. - All right. 650 00:30:03,450 --> 00:30:05,449 Hey, hey, hey, Max, hold up. 651 00:30:05,451 --> 00:30:06,617 Hold up. Just be cool. 652 00:30:06,619 --> 00:30:10,622 Ugh. Whoever bred you needs to have their license revoked. 653 00:30:10,624 --> 00:30:13,557 What's that, Dante? I know you ain't talking about my mom and dad. 654 00:30:13,559 --> 00:30:16,728 Hey, everyone. Max thinks his mom and dad are breeders. 655 00:30:16,730 --> 00:30:17,895 Okay, that's it. 656 00:30:17,897 --> 00:30:19,631 Max. 657 00:30:19,633 --> 00:30:21,565 - Heel. Heel. - You want me to heel? 658 00:30:21,567 --> 00:30:23,535 - Fine, I'll show you heel. - Max, quit goofing around. 659 00:30:23,537 --> 00:30:25,836 Hey, let go. Let go. Whoa! 660 00:30:27,875 --> 00:30:30,574 Down! Stand down, Officer. Officer, stand down. 661 00:30:32,712 --> 00:30:34,449 ...main stage, please. Rottweilers... 662 00:30:35,615 --> 00:30:36,616 Uh-oh. 663 00:30:40,253 --> 00:30:41,786 This is gonna be hilarious. 664 00:30:41,788 --> 00:30:43,555 Thank you. 665 00:30:43,557 --> 00:30:45,789 - This is how we play. - Yeah. 666 00:30:45,791 --> 00:30:47,859 Cameras, focus on the new guy. It's gonna be a top ten. 667 00:30:47,861 --> 00:30:49,460 Thank you. 668 00:30:49,462 --> 00:30:50,895 Corgis. Congratulations, ma'am. 669 00:30:50,897 --> 00:30:52,697 Rottweilers, up this way, please. 670 00:30:52,699 --> 00:30:54,932 - Miss Smith, thank you so much for joining us. - Hi, Larry. Thanks. 671 00:30:54,934 --> 00:30:57,334 New guy. Mr., uh... 672 00:30:57,336 --> 00:31:00,238 - Upstill. - You've been put down here where it's safe. 673 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,707 Yeah, sorry about before. We were just trying a new trick. 674 00:31:02,709 --> 00:31:04,545 Come on, Philippe. 675 00:31:06,279 --> 00:31:08,279 Cassius is a five-time world champion. 676 00:31:08,281 --> 00:31:10,750 I'm not saying that to scare you or anything. Guys, good luck, okay? 677 00:31:12,318 --> 00:31:14,451 Do you hear that? Five-time champion. 678 00:31:14,453 --> 00:31:17,322 If we get knocked out, we'll lose our access and maybe never find Ling Li. 679 00:31:17,324 --> 00:31:20,959 Hey, man. Can somebody please tell me why they all look the same? 680 00:31:20,961 --> 00:31:24,362 Most likely because they are all from the same champion bloodline. 681 00:31:24,364 --> 00:31:25,564 Really? 682 00:31:25,566 --> 00:31:27,298 Like one big family? 683 00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:29,601 Yes, in a sense, I suppose. Yes. 684 00:31:29,603 --> 00:31:32,269 - Hmm. - Very good. Mr. Upstill. 685 00:31:32,271 --> 00:31:34,206 Mr. Upstill. 686 00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:35,873 Ladies and gentlemen, 687 00:31:35,875 --> 00:31:40,312 please welcome to the arena that noble breed, 688 00:31:40,314 --> 00:31:43,648 those fearless loyal protectors 689 00:31:43,650 --> 00:31:45,549 the rottweilers. 690 00:31:56,430 --> 00:32:00,368 Returning champion Cassius is clearly the top dog in this category. 691 00:32:01,867 --> 00:32:04,369 But Hans made a strong showing last year 692 00:32:04,371 --> 00:32:07,005 and is looking to take the crown this time around. 693 00:32:07,007 --> 00:32:10,775 All eyes are on the judge as he calls up the first contestant, 694 00:32:10,777 --> 00:32:12,643 veteran competitor Sadie, 695 00:32:12,645 --> 00:32:13,880 to begin the examination. 696 00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:17,951 Huh. 697 00:32:20,886 --> 00:32:22,519 Hey. Hey. 698 00:32:22,521 --> 00:32:25,390 You guys notice anything unusual going on? 699 00:32:25,392 --> 00:32:27,691 Hans had some work done... again, 700 00:32:27,693 --> 00:32:29,995 but there's nothing unusual about that. 701 00:32:29,997 --> 00:32:33,430 I noticed how unusually hot Daisy looks this year. 702 00:32:33,432 --> 00:32:35,467 I smell a playdate. 703 00:32:35,469 --> 00:32:38,937 Daisy don't go rotty, and she certainly don't go for losers. 704 00:32:38,939 --> 00:32:42,641 Has anyone ever told you guys that you have a real resemblance? 705 00:32:42,643 --> 00:32:43,941 You guys aren't related, are you? 706 00:32:43,943 --> 00:32:46,378 Course not. I'm from Tennessee. 707 00:32:46,380 --> 00:32:47,645 And I'm from Chicago. 708 00:32:47,647 --> 00:32:48,979 Originally? 709 00:32:48,981 --> 00:32:51,382 Well, no. Originally I was adopted. 710 00:32:51,384 --> 00:32:53,985 - Hey, same. Me too. - You don't say. From where? 711 00:32:53,987 --> 00:32:55,920 - Hopkinsville, Kentucky. - Hopkinsville, Kentucky. 712 00:32:55,922 --> 00:32:58,590 Hey, I'm from Hopkinsville too. 713 00:32:58,592 --> 00:33:00,691 Me too, before I moved to Deutschland. 714 00:33:00,693 --> 00:33:02,760 - Well, when are your birthdays? - April 19. 715 00:33:02,762 --> 00:33:04,662 April 19. 716 00:33:04,664 --> 00:33:05,796 That means you're... 717 00:33:05,798 --> 00:33:07,465 Brothers! 718 00:33:07,467 --> 00:33:09,534 I once had a litter in Hopkinsville. 719 00:33:09,536 --> 00:33:11,303 Oh, my God. Could it be? 720 00:33:11,305 --> 00:33:12,937 Mama! 721 00:33:12,939 --> 00:33:14,338 My puppies! 722 00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:16,507 What did I miss? 723 00:33:16,509 --> 00:33:19,044 Clearly a disqualifiable offense. 724 00:33:19,046 --> 00:33:20,815 Let's see what the judges decide. 725 00:33:21,781 --> 00:33:22,913 You're number one. 726 00:33:22,915 --> 00:33:24,349 Oh, yeah. 727 00:33:24,351 --> 00:33:25,749 - And newcomer Max wins. - What? 728 00:33:25,751 --> 00:33:27,852 Whoo-hoo! Max! That's my best friend. 729 00:33:27,854 --> 00:33:29,921 - Number one. - This is unprecedented 730 00:33:29,923 --> 00:33:34,359 in Canini Invitational history as the entire field forfeits. 731 00:33:34,361 --> 00:33:37,528 Okay, that was incredible. How did he do that? 732 00:33:37,530 --> 00:33:39,930 Max? I was the one holding the leash. 733 00:33:39,932 --> 00:33:43,735 - Yeah, but... - Max, that was very unsportsmanlike. 734 00:33:43,737 --> 00:33:45,069 Tell that to Ling Li. 735 00:33:45,071 --> 00:33:47,838 Besides, it was a good thing I did out there today. 736 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,042 Warms my heart to see that family reunited. 737 00:33:51,044 --> 00:33:54,446 Huh. You're different than other show dogs, aren't you? 738 00:33:54,448 --> 00:33:57,551 I'm a mutt of many mysteries. 739 00:34:11,831 --> 00:34:14,432 - Right-hand drive? - Straight from London, baby. 740 00:34:14,434 --> 00:34:16,834 This is so exciting. My first stakeout. 741 00:34:16,836 --> 00:34:18,603 This don't smell right. 742 00:34:18,605 --> 00:34:20,871 What kind of party is in an abandoned warehouse, huh? 743 00:34:20,873 --> 00:34:23,742 A very exclusive one, of course. 744 00:34:30,784 --> 00:34:33,117 ♪ This is your heart ♪ 745 00:34:33,119 --> 00:34:35,052 ♪ It's alive ♪ 746 00:34:35,054 --> 00:34:36,820 Whoa. Definitely a party. 747 00:34:36,822 --> 00:34:37,988 Oh, I love it. 748 00:34:37,990 --> 00:34:39,990 The glamour, the fashion. 749 00:34:39,992 --> 00:34:42,159 The toilet water. 750 00:34:42,161 --> 00:34:43,994 All right, here's the plan. 751 00:34:43,996 --> 00:34:45,996 I'm gonna see who tries to sell me that panda. 752 00:34:50,436 --> 00:34:52,036 - Try not to blow my cover. - Oh, yeah? 753 00:34:52,038 --> 00:34:55,572 Well, while you're off chasing your tail, I'll be cracking this case. 754 00:34:55,574 --> 00:34:56,941 Why am I talking to dogs? 755 00:34:59,679 --> 00:35:02,880 Ooh-ho-ho. I've got you this time. 756 00:35:02,882 --> 00:35:05,083 What is all this talk about the panda? 757 00:35:05,085 --> 00:35:07,184 That is on a need-to-know basis. 758 00:35:07,186 --> 00:35:08,920 Ooh! Silly me. 759 00:35:08,922 --> 00:35:12,090 I forgot I was stuck with a hard-bitten cop who trusts no one. 760 00:35:12,092 --> 00:35:14,525 Oh, there you are. 761 00:35:14,527 --> 00:35:16,661 Thought this was VIP. What, do you know the bouncer? 762 00:35:16,663 --> 00:35:18,429 Wellington Upstill. 763 00:35:18,431 --> 00:35:20,965 Uh, I wanted to introduce you to a client of mine. 764 00:35:20,967 --> 00:35:23,668 This is Señor Gabriel and his dog Karma. 765 00:35:23,670 --> 00:35:25,503 What's up, boy-boy? 766 00:35:25,505 --> 00:35:26,938 Well, that's some dog. 767 00:35:26,940 --> 00:35:28,572 He's my best friend. 768 00:35:28,574 --> 00:35:30,541 The only one who loves me unconditionally. 769 00:35:30,543 --> 00:35:33,644 Well, that's great that you two have that connection. 770 00:35:39,820 --> 00:35:41,756 I'm sorry, Gabe. Where did you say you were from? 771 00:35:43,190 --> 00:35:44,555 Here and there. 772 00:35:49,862 --> 00:35:51,662 Dang, that photographer's slippery. 773 00:35:51,664 --> 00:35:53,465 - Where did he go? - Whoo-hoo! Max! 774 00:35:53,467 --> 00:35:56,166 Whoo! Buddy, you were incredible today. 775 00:35:57,737 --> 00:36:00,037 How did you get to be so alpha? 776 00:36:00,039 --> 00:36:02,106 Um, by not caring. 777 00:36:02,108 --> 00:36:04,708 - Not caring? Seriously? - Hmm? 778 00:36:04,710 --> 00:36:07,177 Now, what do we have here? 779 00:36:07,179 --> 00:36:11,115 Bodyguard. Bodyguard by the door. 780 00:36:11,117 --> 00:36:13,150 I gotta get me in that room. 781 00:36:13,152 --> 00:36:15,119 I need some kind of distraction. 782 00:36:15,121 --> 00:36:17,222 Maxwell, are you listening to me? 783 00:36:17,224 --> 00:36:20,691 - Hey, how come there's no dogs in the pool? - The night before a competition? 784 00:36:20,693 --> 00:36:22,193 Please. The mats. 785 00:36:22,195 --> 00:36:24,095 The tangles. The pH balance. 786 00:36:24,097 --> 00:36:25,829 That's all I needed to hear. 787 00:36:25,831 --> 00:36:28,833 Maxwell, what are you doing? 788 00:36:28,835 --> 00:36:31,639 I'm getting this party started! 789 00:36:33,106 --> 00:36:35,773 Ahhh! That feels good. 790 00:36:35,775 --> 00:36:37,941 - Huh? - Outrageous. 791 00:36:37,943 --> 00:36:39,978 - Can he do that? - Gee, I-I don't know. 792 00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:42,746 - Oh, boy. - Daisy, isn't that your boy in the swimming pool? 793 00:36:42,748 --> 00:36:45,650 - No. You know I don't go for bad boys. - Mm-hmm. 794 00:36:45,652 --> 00:36:46,851 Are you crazy? 795 00:36:46,853 --> 00:36:49,052 Do you want us all to be replaced by CGI? 796 00:36:49,054 --> 00:36:50,588 - Oh! - Oh, man. 797 00:36:50,590 --> 00:36:53,124 Well, this event's becoming dreadfully common. 798 00:36:53,126 --> 00:36:54,925 Cowabunga! 799 00:36:54,927 --> 00:36:56,994 - Wanna do it? - Oh, yeah, sure. You betcha. 800 00:36:56,996 --> 00:37:00,632 - Come on, everybody. - This is not Canini. This is chaos. 801 00:37:00,634 --> 00:37:02,633 It's a pool party! 802 00:37:02,635 --> 00:37:05,003 - Yeah! - What are you waiting for, Sprinkles? 803 00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:06,073 Oh, pugs don't float. 804 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:09,840 Whoo! 805 00:37:09,842 --> 00:37:11,075 Oh! Oh, watch out. 806 00:37:11,077 --> 00:37:12,309 Oh, gosh. 807 00:37:12,311 --> 00:37:13,878 Cannonball! 808 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,847 Hurry, hurry! 809 00:37:15,849 --> 00:37:20,653 Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! 810 00:37:22,021 --> 00:37:26,826 Mm-hmm! That is some fine canine. 811 00:37:28,894 --> 00:37:31,729 - Get the dog out of the pool! - Good. Now to get in that room. 812 00:37:31,731 --> 00:37:35,900 Impressive, but maybe you should save your big splash for the final competition. 813 00:37:35,902 --> 00:37:38,202 Huh. Got any more insider tips you could share? 814 00:37:38,204 --> 00:37:40,737 Maybe. If the price is right. 815 00:37:40,739 --> 00:37:42,807 Let me see what I can do. 816 00:37:42,809 --> 00:37:46,945 Tell you what, meet me outside the hotel after Mattie goes to sleep. 817 00:37:46,947 --> 00:37:49,613 Now, if you'll excuse me, I got some business to take care of. 818 00:37:51,150 --> 00:37:53,717 Congratulations, gentlemen. 819 00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:56,688 You will soon be in possession of this year's Best in Show. 820 00:37:56,690 --> 00:37:57,722 Best in Show? 821 00:37:57,724 --> 00:37:58,692 Whoa. 822 00:37:59,893 --> 00:38:01,561 Uh-oh. 823 00:38:02,829 --> 00:38:04,965 Think of something, Max. 824 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:17,742 Inbreeding. 825 00:38:17,744 --> 00:38:19,579 There's that ringtone. 826 00:38:22,181 --> 00:38:24,983 Oh, I got you now. 827 00:38:24,985 --> 00:38:27,351 Come on. Come on, come on, come on. 828 00:38:27,353 --> 00:38:29,320 The deal's closed. Three million. 829 00:38:29,322 --> 00:38:32,090 You're gonna love it. It's one of the most beautiful creatures I've ever seen. 830 00:38:32,092 --> 00:38:35,193 - Let's see. - We got it. I'll be there. 831 00:38:35,195 --> 00:38:37,961 - Yeah, got the money. - We have spoken at length. 832 00:38:37,963 --> 00:38:39,998 Which one of you has my panda? 833 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,066 Bear? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 834 00:38:42,068 --> 00:38:45,235 Don't worry. 835 00:38:45,237 --> 00:38:48,405 I'll have the panda all prettied up by the time them buyers get here. 836 00:38:48,407 --> 00:38:50,041 What's that? 837 00:38:50,043 --> 00:38:51,708 Ten minutes, is it? 838 00:38:51,710 --> 00:38:53,978 We'll be ready. No problem. 839 00:38:53,980 --> 00:38:56,313 There you are. I quit. 840 00:38:56,315 --> 00:38:58,682 I am finished being your teacher, Maxwell. 841 00:38:58,684 --> 00:39:00,684 You are cynical, overbearing. 842 00:39:00,686 --> 00:39:03,655 You have no friends. You cannot work with partners. 843 00:39:03,657 --> 00:39:06,090 - You trust no one. You... - You done? 844 00:39:06,092 --> 00:39:07,691 Tell me what is going on! 845 00:39:07,693 --> 00:39:09,059 All right, all right. 846 00:39:09,061 --> 00:39:10,827 I'm working a kidnapping case. 847 00:39:10,829 --> 00:39:12,896 A baby panda was stolen from her mother, 848 00:39:12,898 --> 00:39:15,400 and the people who did it are somewhere at this party. 849 00:39:15,402 --> 00:39:17,200 Best in Show, eh? 850 00:39:17,202 --> 00:39:19,903 Really? Okay, an extra cage? 851 00:39:19,905 --> 00:39:21,905 Right. Talk later. 852 00:39:21,907 --> 00:39:22,875 Oi, Fluffy. 853 00:39:26,311 --> 00:39:28,278 No. 854 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,918 Ling Li, I'm talking to you. Wait there, you little moppet. 855 00:39:32,117 --> 00:39:33,284 Ling Li? 856 00:39:33,286 --> 00:39:35,086 No. No, Fluffy. 857 00:39:35,088 --> 00:39:36,387 - No, Fluffy. No, no. - Wee! 858 00:39:36,389 --> 00:39:37,789 Fluffy. 859 00:39:37,791 --> 00:39:39,389 Hi. 860 00:39:39,391 --> 00:39:40,891 I shall help you, Maxwell. 861 00:39:40,893 --> 00:39:42,827 Uh, okay. Great. 862 00:39:42,829 --> 00:39:45,095 And I shall help you too. 863 00:39:45,097 --> 00:39:47,898 Maybe it's not the worst idea to get some help. 864 00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:48,999 - Yes. - Okay, then. 865 00:39:49,001 --> 00:39:51,168 - I'm deputizing both of you. - Really? 866 00:39:51,170 --> 00:39:53,704 So freaking alpha! 867 00:39:53,706 --> 00:39:57,742 Spread out. You see anything suspicious, report immediately to your CO. 868 00:39:57,744 --> 00:39:59,476 - Yes, sir. - I accept. 869 00:39:59,478 --> 00:40:01,144 But I get to be the bad cop. 870 00:40:01,146 --> 00:40:02,048 Fluffy! 871 00:40:05,851 --> 00:40:07,985 Fluffy. Fluffy. 872 00:40:07,987 --> 00:40:09,189 Fluffy? 873 00:40:10,757 --> 00:40:12,757 Excuse me. Excuse me. 874 00:40:12,759 --> 00:40:14,992 Get out of my way. Ling Li, where you gone? 875 00:40:14,994 --> 00:40:16,293 Where are you? Ling Li. 876 00:40:16,295 --> 00:40:17,994 Okay, one second. 877 00:40:17,996 --> 00:40:20,398 I need you to guarantee we can deliver Best in Show. 878 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,733 Whose life are you ruining now, Chauncey? 879 00:40:22,735 --> 00:40:25,001 - Can we get a selfie with you? - Oh, well, if you insist. 880 00:40:25,003 --> 00:40:26,237 Ahh! 881 00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:27,639 Cute. 882 00:40:27,641 --> 00:40:31,441 Mon Dieu. I look like the crazed ferret. The world can never see. 883 00:40:31,443 --> 00:40:33,276 - Get back here! - Ling Li. 884 00:40:33,278 --> 00:40:35,382 I'm on your tail, suspicious dude. 885 00:40:36,782 --> 00:40:38,282 - Oh! - Sorry, love. Excuse me. 886 00:40:40,018 --> 00:40:42,153 Whoo! Wow! 887 00:40:42,155 --> 00:40:44,088 Whoa! I didn't know dogs could climb trees. 888 00:40:44,090 --> 00:40:45,322 Let me just... 889 00:40:45,324 --> 00:40:48,391 Is this cupcake frosting? It is! 890 00:40:51,364 --> 00:40:53,000 Wee! 891 00:40:58,905 --> 00:41:01,773 You gonna lead me straight to that panda, right? 892 00:41:01,775 --> 00:41:03,039 Wait! I'm not done. 893 00:41:03,041 --> 00:41:04,474 Oh, hey, guys. 894 00:41:04,476 --> 00:41:06,244 You investigating frosting too? 895 00:41:06,246 --> 00:41:08,845 You got some behind your ear. I can get that for you if you like. 896 00:41:08,847 --> 00:41:10,884 It'd be my pleasure. 897 00:41:21,894 --> 00:41:24,163 I got you now. 898 00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:33,371 Ow! Hey! 899 00:41:33,373 --> 00:41:35,438 Get off me. What are you doing? 900 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:39,177 Whoa! Hi there. Sorry. 901 00:41:39,179 --> 00:41:41,077 I knew I should have left you tied up outside. 902 00:41:41,079 --> 00:41:42,815 Yeah, well, I should have tied you up in New York. 903 00:41:46,952 --> 00:41:49,554 I am so glad you could make it, Mr. Upstill. 904 00:41:49,556 --> 00:41:51,956 Yeah, sorry. We were just, you know... 905 00:41:51,958 --> 00:41:53,356 We were... And then she was... 906 00:41:53,358 --> 00:41:56,827 But, anyway, thank you for, you know... 907 00:41:56,829 --> 00:42:00,530 I'm just really looking forward to getting a private moment that we... 908 00:42:00,532 --> 00:42:02,300 As am I. 909 00:42:02,302 --> 00:42:05,135 Yes, 'cause we can discuss that matter that we wanted to... 910 00:42:05,137 --> 00:42:06,304 Yes, indeed. 911 00:42:06,306 --> 00:42:08,940 The rare animals. 912 00:42:08,942 --> 00:42:12,275 You know, I have researched all of the competitors, 913 00:42:12,277 --> 00:42:16,847 and I could not help but notice the supremely striking specimen you possess. 914 00:42:16,849 --> 00:42:18,182 Max? 915 00:42:18,184 --> 00:42:23,954 I am giving you the opportunity to breed your dog 916 00:42:23,956 --> 00:42:27,090 with my Old English Whipi-Huahua-Hound. 917 00:42:27,092 --> 00:42:28,458 Your what, now? 918 00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:30,494 Persephone, get out! Come. 919 00:42:30,496 --> 00:42:32,162 Hey. 920 00:42:32,164 --> 00:42:34,498 - The only one in the world. - Uh-huh. 921 00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:37,635 - Isn't she a beauty? - Can I get an amen up in here? 922 00:42:37,637 --> 00:42:39,237 Oh, boy. 923 00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:41,238 - Whoa. - Yeah, you cute. 924 00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:43,307 But I have to work with you first, honey. 925 00:42:43,309 --> 00:42:45,508 You definitely gonna have to lose that tail. 926 00:42:45,510 --> 00:42:48,880 - What? Okay. - And that breath. 927 00:42:48,882 --> 00:42:50,947 You're a toilet drinker, am I right? 928 00:42:50,949 --> 00:42:54,017 Oh, all the time. I mean, I'm completely gross, trust me. 929 00:42:54,019 --> 00:42:55,920 Wait. Hold up. Is that a bald spot? 930 00:42:55,922 --> 00:42:58,322 - Yes. Yes, it is. - You need some Rogaine, honey. 931 00:42:58,324 --> 00:42:59,893 There you are. 932 00:43:01,193 --> 00:43:03,026 Come on, Poopsie. 933 00:43:03,028 --> 00:43:05,329 Oh, Mama's tired. 934 00:43:05,331 --> 00:43:08,999 Let's go home and have some choco-drops, okay? 935 00:43:12,070 --> 00:43:15,171 Persephones do not date baldies, no fools, no long... 936 00:43:15,173 --> 00:43:18,175 Girl, is it hot in here or is it you? 937 00:43:18,177 --> 00:43:20,978 Oh! I'm not touching that. Check, please. 938 00:43:20,980 --> 00:43:23,213 Everything's better with Sprinkles. 939 00:43:23,215 --> 00:43:26,249 Due to the fact that you are too pugly, good-bye. 940 00:43:26,251 --> 00:43:29,452 Look, they are bonding already. 941 00:43:29,454 --> 00:43:32,356 Can you imagine how glorious their puppies will be? 942 00:43:32,358 --> 00:43:33,657 P-P-Puppies? 943 00:43:33,659 --> 00:43:35,992 I... 944 00:43:39,364 --> 00:43:41,699 No. No, I don't think so. 945 00:43:41,701 --> 00:43:44,168 - What's that? - My dog doesn't wanna do it. 946 00:43:44,170 --> 00:43:47,237 What do you care what your dog wants? 947 00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:48,474 Well... 948 00:43:50,175 --> 00:43:53,344 I think everyone deserves to choose love for themselves, 949 00:43:53,346 --> 00:43:56,079 even if they are a dog. 950 00:43:56,081 --> 00:43:58,449 - Huh. What do you know. - Will you excuse me? 951 00:43:58,451 --> 00:44:00,184 Persephone, come. 952 00:44:00,186 --> 00:44:03,454 Yes, honey. Sashay away. 953 00:44:03,456 --> 00:44:06,324 We never got a chance to... talk about the... 954 00:44:06,326 --> 00:44:08,059 Crisis averted. 955 00:44:08,061 --> 00:44:09,459 For you and me both. 956 00:44:09,461 --> 00:44:11,394 - So you found the panda? - No. 957 00:44:11,396 --> 00:44:13,197 I destroyed a terrible photo of myself. 958 00:44:13,199 --> 00:44:15,700 Did you learn anything? 959 00:44:15,702 --> 00:44:17,434 Well, I don't know if they're connected, 960 00:44:17,436 --> 00:44:19,970 but something's going down involving the Best in Show winner. 961 00:44:21,340 --> 00:44:23,240 I'm gonna see if I can gain some more insight tonight. 962 00:44:23,242 --> 00:44:24,675 All right, come on. 963 00:44:24,677 --> 00:44:27,079 Hopefully, for Ling Li's sake, tomorrow's a better day. 964 00:44:29,181 --> 00:44:31,349 Whoa! 965 00:44:31,351 --> 00:44:33,987 Hey! Hey! 966 00:44:35,054 --> 00:44:36,354 Come back with my Poopsie! 967 00:44:38,757 --> 00:44:41,325 Oh, Poopsie, there you are. 968 00:44:41,327 --> 00:44:42,229 Come on, Poopsie. 969 00:44:45,063 --> 00:44:48,199 Terribly sorry I'm late, ladies and gentlemen. 970 00:44:48,201 --> 00:44:50,333 The bidding starts at a mere ten million 971 00:44:50,335 --> 00:44:52,470 for this exquisite, 972 00:44:52,472 --> 00:44:56,639 cherished and most beautiful creature. 973 00:44:56,641 --> 00:44:58,441 Can I get ten million? 974 00:44:58,443 --> 00:45:00,443 Ten million from the man in the suit. 975 00:45:26,105 --> 00:45:27,505 You look amazing. 976 00:45:27,507 --> 00:45:29,206 Thank you. 977 00:45:29,208 --> 00:45:32,510 So, the mutt of many mysteries wants some insider show tips. 978 00:45:32,512 --> 00:45:34,311 Yes, I do. 979 00:45:34,313 --> 00:45:36,347 You gotta give me something first. 980 00:45:36,349 --> 00:45:37,581 L-Like what? 981 00:45:37,583 --> 00:45:41,052 Show me what it's like on the outside. 982 00:45:41,054 --> 00:45:42,586 You've never been leash-less, have you? 983 00:45:42,588 --> 00:45:45,055 Don't make fun of me. 984 00:45:45,057 --> 00:45:47,791 So, what do you do when you aren't tied to someone? 985 00:45:47,793 --> 00:45:49,159 Ha! Come on. 986 00:45:50,695 --> 00:45:52,396 - On three. Ready? - Oh, gosh. 987 00:45:52,398 --> 00:45:53,430 - One... - Okay. 988 00:45:53,432 --> 00:45:55,432 - Two... - Oh, I'm going to faint. 989 00:45:55,434 --> 00:45:58,101 Three! Whoo-hoo! 990 00:45:58,103 --> 00:46:00,438 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 991 00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:03,106 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 992 00:46:03,108 --> 00:46:05,508 Yeah! 993 00:46:05,510 --> 00:46:06,811 ♪ Waiting for the moment We can touch ♪ 994 00:46:06,813 --> 00:46:08,778 This is amazing, Max. 995 00:46:08,780 --> 00:46:12,115 - What? - I said this is amazing. 996 00:46:12,117 --> 00:46:14,221 Whoo! Vegas! 997 00:46:18,657 --> 00:46:21,825 - Sean! Sean, wait! - Ta-da! 998 00:46:21,827 --> 00:46:24,762 - Come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go. - Sorry! 999 00:46:24,764 --> 00:46:27,067 Whoa! 1000 00:46:28,867 --> 00:46:30,467 Another one. Two. 1001 00:46:30,469 --> 00:46:33,072 Another one. Another one. 1002 00:46:34,474 --> 00:46:36,840 One, two. In the hat. 1003 00:46:36,842 --> 00:46:38,377 There you go. 1004 00:46:39,545 --> 00:46:41,244 Oh. This is some dinner. 1005 00:46:41,246 --> 00:46:43,581 And these are just the appetizers. 1006 00:46:43,583 --> 00:46:45,619 For the main course I have something really special. 1007 00:46:46,818 --> 00:46:49,588 ♪ I'm staying up for love ♪ 1008 00:46:52,824 --> 00:46:55,291 This is so beautiful. 1009 00:46:55,293 --> 00:46:58,662 All right. Dinner is served. 1010 00:46:58,664 --> 00:47:01,565 Oh, my gosh. Garbage. 1011 00:47:01,567 --> 00:47:04,300 - My favorite. - Garbage? No. 1012 00:47:04,302 --> 00:47:08,171 This is the finest New York style hot dog this city has to offer. 1013 00:47:08,173 --> 00:47:11,445 Oh, really? In that case, I can't wait. 1014 00:47:12,911 --> 00:47:14,612 - Ooh. - Oh, whoops. 1015 00:47:15,914 --> 00:47:17,780 This is so romantic. 1016 00:47:17,782 --> 00:47:19,849 He's a-lady- and-the-tramping her. 1017 00:47:19,851 --> 00:47:21,818 What? You gotta be kidding me. 1018 00:47:21,820 --> 00:47:23,787 You guys flew all the way out here? 1019 00:47:23,789 --> 00:47:25,389 Of course. Hello! 1020 00:47:25,391 --> 00:47:26,824 We follow all your cases. 1021 00:47:26,826 --> 00:47:28,559 And your kisses. 1022 00:47:28,561 --> 00:47:30,528 - Knock it off. - Max, who are these guys? 1023 00:47:30,530 --> 00:47:33,264 Remember that time you went undercover as an emotional support dog? 1024 00:47:33,266 --> 00:47:35,432 So sensitive. So vulnerable. 1025 00:47:35,434 --> 00:47:36,566 So dreamy. 1026 00:47:36,568 --> 00:47:38,601 - He cried. - That was acting. 1027 00:47:38,603 --> 00:47:41,804 Just an undercover cop doing his job. 1028 00:47:41,806 --> 00:47:43,474 - Get out of here. Scram. - Wait. 1029 00:47:43,476 --> 00:47:45,342 So you're, what, a cop? 1030 00:47:47,579 --> 00:47:49,345 Y-Yes. 1031 00:47:49,347 --> 00:47:51,648 Yes, I am. I'm working undercover. 1032 00:47:51,650 --> 00:47:53,583 As a show dog? 1033 00:47:53,585 --> 00:47:55,586 Yeah. Can you believe it? 1034 00:47:55,588 --> 00:47:57,387 Prancing around in stupid little circles, 1035 00:47:57,389 --> 00:47:59,822 looking pretty, pretending I'm one... 1036 00:47:59,824 --> 00:48:01,391 - One of us? - I know, right? 1037 00:48:01,393 --> 00:48:04,228 Can you imagine me acting all fake and phony? 1038 00:48:04,230 --> 00:48:06,697 Wait. That's what you think being a show dog is? 1039 00:48:06,699 --> 00:48:09,934 Well, yeah. I mean, dogs like me are out there in the streets, 1040 00:48:09,936 --> 00:48:12,635 in the real world, doing the real work, you know? 1041 00:48:12,637 --> 00:48:15,405 Yeah, I do know. 1042 00:48:15,407 --> 00:48:18,242 I know you think this thing that I've devoted my entire life to 1043 00:48:18,244 --> 00:48:20,844 is fake and stupid and shallow. 1044 00:48:20,846 --> 00:48:23,880 And you ask me out here why? 'Cause you like me? 1045 00:48:23,882 --> 00:48:25,916 Well, yeah, Daisy, but I also... 1046 00:48:25,918 --> 00:48:29,586 But you don't respect me or who I am or what I do. 1047 00:48:29,588 --> 00:48:31,588 Come on, Daisy, it's not like that. 1048 00:48:31,590 --> 00:48:34,458 - Good luck on your case, Max. - What? I... 1049 00:48:34,460 --> 00:48:37,494 Daisy, what about the inside infor... Ah. 1050 00:48:37,496 --> 00:48:38,929 Awkward. 1051 00:48:38,931 --> 00:48:41,599 You, uh, need a wingman, Max? 1052 00:48:41,601 --> 00:48:43,633 Oh, be strong, Max. 1053 00:48:43,635 --> 00:48:46,472 I won't leave you, ever. 1054 00:48:55,847 --> 00:48:58,249 We've got no suspects, 1055 00:48:58,251 --> 00:49:00,684 and if we get eliminated, we're gonna lose all our access. 1056 00:49:00,686 --> 00:49:02,885 So no pressure then, huh? 1057 00:49:02,887 --> 00:49:05,021 Maybe that perp in New York gave us bad information. 1058 00:49:05,023 --> 00:49:07,657 Maybe the panda was never even here. 1059 00:49:07,659 --> 00:49:08,961 Hmm. 1060 00:49:11,329 --> 00:49:13,264 Your eyebrows always been this uneven? 1061 00:49:13,266 --> 00:49:16,666 Competitors to the main stage in five minutes, please. 1062 00:49:16,668 --> 00:49:18,034 - Five minutes. - Oh, this is not good. 1063 00:49:18,036 --> 00:49:21,271 - Not good at all. - Calm down. 1064 00:49:21,273 --> 00:49:24,374 You are about to go into your biggest challenge yet, 1065 00:49:24,376 --> 00:49:25,842 and you have not prepared at all. 1066 00:49:25,844 --> 00:49:27,478 You will be humiliated. 1067 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:30,282 Making me nervous isn't gonna make it any better. 1068 00:49:32,018 --> 00:49:35,719 - There we go. - You missed a spot, Frank. 1069 00:49:35,721 --> 00:49:38,557 You know what? I think I missed a spot. 1070 00:49:40,693 --> 00:49:44,028 - Beautiful. - Daisy wins the herding group agility round! 1071 00:49:44,030 --> 00:49:46,429 Hey, Mr. Upstill. 1072 00:49:46,431 --> 00:49:48,999 Please stand by while we reset the stage for the working... 1073 00:49:49,001 --> 00:49:50,900 "Agility round." 1074 00:49:50,902 --> 00:49:53,570 Ho ho. I got this. 1075 00:49:53,572 --> 00:49:55,338 Ladies and gentlemen, 1076 00:49:55,340 --> 00:49:58,409 welcome to the Canini Invitational disc competition. 1077 00:49:58,411 --> 00:50:00,443 - Go, Karma! - Each dog must catch 1078 00:50:00,445 --> 00:50:02,813 and return discs to the judges. 1079 00:50:02,815 --> 00:50:06,784 The first dog to return three discs wins the competition. 1080 00:50:06,786 --> 00:50:08,954 Max, come on! 1081 00:50:13,759 --> 00:50:15,391 What? 1082 00:50:15,393 --> 00:50:17,327 - Whoa. - Nice vertical. 1083 00:50:17,329 --> 00:50:19,762 Dog number two, the rottweiler, has returned all the discs. 1084 00:50:19,764 --> 00:50:21,764 He cannot do that. Can he do that? 1085 00:50:21,766 --> 00:50:23,467 I can't believe my eyes. 1086 00:50:23,469 --> 00:50:25,034 - Let's see what the judges think. - Number one. 1087 00:50:25,036 --> 00:50:26,603 That's right. 1088 00:50:26,605 --> 00:50:28,472 - The rottweiler wins the round. - Yes! 1089 00:50:28,474 --> 00:50:30,740 It's incredible. 1090 00:50:30,742 --> 00:50:32,742 - You blind or what? - Sorry. I'm so sorry. 1091 00:50:32,744 --> 00:50:34,378 Well... Well-played. Thank you. 1092 00:50:34,380 --> 00:50:36,646 Round two. The high jump competition. 1093 00:50:41,519 --> 00:50:43,720 What's this? 1094 00:50:43,722 --> 00:50:46,789 The rottweiler wants the bars set at a new record height. 1095 00:50:46,791 --> 00:50:48,060 Uh-huh. 1096 00:50:52,030 --> 00:50:54,365 Aha! 1097 00:50:54,367 --> 00:50:58,071 I can't believe it. The rottweiler does it again. 1098 00:50:59,371 --> 00:51:01,572 We are witnessing history, folks. 1099 00:51:01,574 --> 00:51:02,608 He's a good jumper. 1100 00:51:04,110 --> 00:51:06,543 - Round three. - Go, Karma. Come on, come on. 1101 00:51:06,545 --> 00:51:10,847 - You can't push the river. It flows on its own. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 1102 00:51:10,849 --> 00:51:14,851 And the komondor has a very good run, putting him in first place. 1103 00:51:14,853 --> 00:51:17,022 Let's see what the rottweiler can do. 1104 00:51:19,692 --> 00:51:23,927 And the rottweiler has an amazing run of 17 seconds. 1105 00:51:23,929 --> 00:51:27,530 Ladies and gentlemen, a new Canini record. 1106 00:51:27,532 --> 00:51:29,800 The final round. 1107 00:51:29,802 --> 00:51:33,137 An assault course combining speed, agility, and intelligence. 1108 00:51:33,139 --> 00:51:37,410 The first dog to get their colored bag back to the judges wins maximum points. 1109 00:51:43,014 --> 00:51:45,115 Hey! 1110 00:51:45,117 --> 00:51:47,450 You like the view? Fresh bikini wax. 1111 00:51:47,452 --> 00:51:50,854 The rottweiler goes up to another competitor's tube. 1112 00:51:50,856 --> 00:51:52,155 Over and out. 1113 00:51:52,157 --> 00:51:53,726 I'm not even sure if that's legal. 1114 00:51:55,527 --> 00:51:57,894 - Step off my tower. - Yes. Sorry. 1115 00:51:57,896 --> 00:52:00,164 And the boxer has taken the lead. 1116 00:52:00,166 --> 00:52:02,499 Dang, how did he get ahead of me? 1117 00:52:02,501 --> 00:52:03,703 Here goes nothing. 1118 00:52:04,869 --> 00:52:06,804 And the rottweiler, 1119 00:52:06,806 --> 00:52:11,008 he's jumping and he's... 1120 00:52:11,010 --> 00:52:15,077 - What just happened? - Max, with the buzzer beater from half court. 1121 00:52:15,079 --> 00:52:16,947 This is unprecedented, ladies and gentlemen. 1122 00:52:16,949 --> 00:52:20,617 And the judges are checking the rule books. 1123 00:52:20,619 --> 00:52:22,655 Number one. 1124 00:52:23,822 --> 00:52:26,023 An unknown rottweiler 1125 00:52:26,025 --> 00:52:29,226 is rewriting what it means to be a show dog before our very eyes. 1126 00:52:29,228 --> 00:52:30,594 Good job, buddy! 1127 00:52:30,596 --> 00:52:33,666 Game, set, Max. 1128 00:52:36,001 --> 00:52:38,505 - Congratulations, Mr. Upstill. - Thank you. 1129 00:52:42,507 --> 00:52:44,608 Whew! We did it, buddy. You did a great job. 1130 00:52:44,610 --> 00:52:46,677 All right, guys. I'm proud of you. 1131 00:52:46,679 --> 00:52:49,213 - Sorry, Karma. Can't win 'em all. - No worries. 1132 00:52:49,215 --> 00:52:52,048 My happiness is not dependent on outcomes. 1133 00:52:52,050 --> 00:52:54,617 Plus, I have four rings, three finals MVP's, 1134 00:52:54,619 --> 00:52:56,119 15 All-Star appearances, 1135 00:52:56,121 --> 00:52:58,588 and, yes, I'm a Hall of Famer. 1136 00:52:58,590 --> 00:53:00,590 - Namaste. - Okay. 1137 00:53:00,592 --> 00:53:02,226 Mr. Upstill, congratulations. 1138 00:53:02,228 --> 00:53:05,963 - That is one incredible dog. - He is. Thank you. 1139 00:53:05,965 --> 00:53:08,699 - Reset the stage for the toy group, please. - Bravo. 1140 00:53:08,701 --> 00:53:12,001 - What's wrong? - I can't help but to feel pity for these champions. 1141 00:53:12,003 --> 00:53:13,503 Because they lost? 1142 00:53:13,505 --> 00:53:16,539 Because they were denied their glory 1143 00:53:16,541 --> 00:53:19,642 by your unorthodox showboating. 1144 00:53:19,644 --> 00:53:21,512 Oh, come on. It's just a dog show. 1145 00:53:21,514 --> 00:53:23,112 Non, this is more. 1146 00:53:23,114 --> 00:53:26,682 This is the one place you can be proud to be yourself, 1147 00:53:26,684 --> 00:53:29,586 no matter if you are big or fat, 1148 00:53:29,588 --> 00:53:31,088 furry or bald, 1149 00:53:31,090 --> 00:53:35,525 or a tiny papillon from a pig farm in Belgium. 1150 00:53:35,527 --> 00:53:38,729 This is the Canini Invitational. 1151 00:53:38,731 --> 00:53:42,099 It is not just a dog show, monsieur. 1152 00:53:42,101 --> 00:53:44,534 What? What did I say? 1153 00:53:44,536 --> 00:53:47,637 Whoa! That not caring thing is so alpha. 1154 00:53:47,639 --> 00:53:49,873 Oh, man, let me try it. Let me try. 1155 00:53:49,875 --> 00:53:51,575 "Hey, I'm Max. 1156 00:53:51,577 --> 00:53:53,744 You know, dog shows are so stupid. 1157 00:53:53,746 --> 00:53:56,947 I'll probably forget all your names after this weekend, 1158 00:53:56,949 --> 00:53:58,315 except Sprinkles. 1159 00:53:58,317 --> 00:54:00,253 I wish he was my best friend." 1160 00:54:03,021 --> 00:54:06,659 I wish the same thing too, Max. 1161 00:54:08,293 --> 00:54:10,994 Hey, congratulations. It's good. Winning bought you some time. 1162 00:54:10,996 --> 00:54:13,896 Which is a good thing. When it comes to kidnappings, 1163 00:54:13,898 --> 00:54:17,202 - one wrong move could... - ...jeopardize the victim's safety. 1164 00:54:18,704 --> 00:54:20,704 You really know your stuff. 1165 00:54:20,706 --> 00:54:22,075 Unfortunately. 1166 00:54:24,809 --> 00:54:28,213 I never did ask you how you got involved with the FBI. 1167 00:54:29,248 --> 00:54:32,349 A few years ago, um, 1168 00:54:32,351 --> 00:54:36,556 a border collie that I was handling was stolen. 1169 00:54:39,023 --> 00:54:40,757 Really? 1170 00:54:40,759 --> 00:54:43,193 Yeah. Uh, his name was Jasper. 1171 00:54:43,195 --> 00:54:46,128 He was, like, the sweetest thing you ever saw. 1172 00:54:46,130 --> 00:54:48,030 Jasper's a cute name. 1173 00:54:48,032 --> 00:54:50,666 He would run in these little circles around all the kids, 1174 00:54:50,668 --> 00:54:53,036 and I don't know if it's 'cause he thought they were sheep 1175 00:54:53,038 --> 00:54:55,240 or maybe he just thought they were vulnerable, but... 1176 00:54:57,009 --> 00:54:59,711 I think that he just wanted to protect everybody. 1177 00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,646 But I couldn't protect him, you know. 1178 00:55:03,648 --> 00:55:06,719 I'm... so sorry. 1179 00:55:12,925 --> 00:55:14,958 Jasper was worth a lot of money, right? 1180 00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:17,360 He's a world champion, so he's worth millions. 1181 00:55:17,362 --> 00:55:19,762 You see, I think this is all connected. 1182 00:55:19,764 --> 00:55:22,868 See, I think these people, they didn't just come here to sell a panda. 1183 00:55:24,737 --> 00:55:26,637 They came here to steal a dog. 1184 00:55:26,639 --> 00:55:29,139 - Okay, but which one? - I don't know. Which one's the most valuable? 1185 00:55:29,141 --> 00:55:31,307 - Whoever wins Best in Show. - Oh, yeah. 1186 00:55:31,309 --> 00:55:32,909 Now we are cooking with gas, people. 1187 00:55:35,079 --> 00:55:37,113 Hola, hola. 1188 00:55:37,115 --> 00:55:39,782 Ah, Gabriel. 1189 00:55:39,784 --> 00:55:41,351 I'm so sorry about Karma. 1190 00:55:41,353 --> 00:55:43,789 Ah. It's what the universe wanted, I suppose. 1191 00:55:45,356 --> 00:55:47,724 - Congratulations, Mr. Upstill. - Thank you. 1192 00:55:47,726 --> 00:55:49,959 Nothing could change how I feel about this guy. 1193 00:55:49,961 --> 00:55:53,229 I don't dwell on the past. The present is its own present. 1194 00:55:53,231 --> 00:55:55,365 I just came to thank you. Really. 1195 00:55:55,367 --> 00:55:57,034 We'll be leaving tomorrow, 1196 00:55:57,036 --> 00:55:59,735 but we wanna reserve your services again for next year. 1197 00:55:59,737 --> 00:56:02,204 Of course. It'd be my pleasure. 1198 00:56:02,206 --> 00:56:04,840 - Thank you, as always, Mattie. - Wet-Naps, lavender scented. 1199 00:56:04,842 --> 00:56:06,712 - Have a good trip. - My friend. 1200 00:56:08,847 --> 00:56:10,249 Let's go. 1201 00:56:11,349 --> 00:56:13,717 - Deputies, on my six. - Yes, sir. 1202 00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:14,987 Ooh. Code. I like it. 1203 00:56:21,260 --> 00:56:24,226 Because I know exactly what I'm doing. Yeah. 1204 00:56:24,228 --> 00:56:26,832 They will have to triple that for a Best in Show. 1205 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,800 Why are we doing this? 1206 00:56:30,802 --> 00:56:33,436 Gabriel is a pillar of the community. 1207 00:56:33,438 --> 00:56:36,472 We're doing this because it's fun. Ha ha! 1208 00:56:36,474 --> 00:56:38,407 Yeah, right. I'm being crazy. 1209 00:56:38,409 --> 00:56:41,744 Half the world uses Wet-Naps, right? 1210 00:56:41,746 --> 00:56:44,847 Hey, I recognize that guy from the warehouse party. 1211 00:56:44,849 --> 00:56:46,717 He smelled funny then too. 1212 00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:48,751 What is that peculiar scent? 1213 00:56:48,753 --> 00:56:52,054 That scent is bear. Panda bear. 1214 00:56:52,056 --> 00:56:54,090 Gabriel is the smuggler. 1215 00:56:54,092 --> 00:56:55,391 - Whoa. - Go get Frank. 1216 00:56:55,393 --> 00:56:56,927 Philippe and I'll corner him, okay? 1217 00:56:56,929 --> 00:56:58,161 Yes, sir. 1218 00:56:58,163 --> 00:57:00,429 On the count of three, we jump out and growl. 1219 00:57:00,431 --> 00:57:03,400 The plastic surgery makes only the smiling possible. 1220 00:57:03,402 --> 00:57:05,168 Oh, grow some balls. I'll do it alone. 1221 00:57:05,170 --> 00:57:06,903 I'm gonna have the Best in Show. 1222 00:57:06,905 --> 00:57:09,139 Hey, hey, hey. 1223 00:57:09,141 --> 00:57:12,075 You are under arrest. 1224 00:57:12,077 --> 00:57:14,478 Is this violence and anger really what's in your heart? 1225 00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:15,912 Step aside. 1226 00:57:15,914 --> 00:57:18,115 Let us meditate on the situation. 1227 00:57:18,117 --> 00:57:21,184 Yama, yama, yama, yama. I don't see you guys meditating. 1228 00:57:21,186 --> 00:57:24,186 I'm not kidding, Doggy Lama. Step aside. 1229 00:57:24,188 --> 00:57:28,758 Future me forgives past you for present us. 1230 00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,396 What? 1231 00:57:34,500 --> 00:57:36,398 Frank. 1232 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:39,235 Hey, hey, hey, hey. What's going on? 1233 00:57:39,237 --> 00:57:42,238 It's Gabriel. He's the smuggler. He has the panda. 1234 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:44,173 - Max, what's wrong with you? - The panda. 1235 00:57:44,175 --> 00:57:46,242 The cute little fuzzy thing about this size. 1236 00:57:46,244 --> 00:57:48,845 - What? What? What? - Ah, come on, Frank. Don't you get it? 1237 00:57:48,847 --> 00:57:50,347 - Hey! - Easy, boy. 1238 00:57:50,349 --> 00:57:52,849 - What's going on? - This dog attacked a man 1239 00:57:52,851 --> 00:57:55,351 and is being remanded to city custody for 24 hours. 1240 00:57:55,353 --> 00:57:57,787 - Max doesn't attack people. - I'm sorry, sir. 1241 00:57:57,789 --> 00:58:00,023 He attacked a Mr. Gabriel Esteban. 1242 00:58:00,025 --> 00:58:01,458 Is Gabriel all right? 1243 00:58:01,460 --> 00:58:03,459 He's fine, but he's alerted us to this public safety threat. 1244 00:58:03,461 --> 00:58:05,528 - This is bs. - Max. 1245 00:58:05,530 --> 00:58:07,998 Gabriel's got the panda and he's trying to get rid of me. 1246 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,534 - Hey, take it easy on him. - Max! Max! 1247 00:58:10,536 --> 00:58:12,034 - No, leave him! - Max. 1248 00:58:12,036 --> 00:58:15,171 No! I'm not the one you should be arresting. 1249 00:58:15,173 --> 00:58:17,874 - Max! - Why can't people understand what dogs say? 1250 00:58:17,876 --> 00:58:19,909 - No! No! - Philippe, tell them. 1251 00:58:19,911 --> 00:58:21,411 - He is innocent! - Frank! 1252 00:58:21,413 --> 00:58:23,782 Max! Max! 1253 00:58:26,117 --> 00:58:28,450 - Why would Max go after Gabriel? - I don't know. 1254 00:58:28,452 --> 00:58:31,121 - What do you know about him? - He's been a client for years. 1255 00:58:31,123 --> 00:58:33,490 I've been to events in three continents with him. 1256 00:58:33,492 --> 00:58:38,260 He must have done something. I mean, Max is a trained police dog. 1257 00:58:38,262 --> 00:58:40,329 Look, you said it yourself, right? 1258 00:58:40,331 --> 00:58:42,201 He's got anger issues sometimes. 1259 00:58:44,068 --> 00:58:46,972 Something here just doesn't add up. 1260 00:59:17,101 --> 00:59:18,403 Fool me once, shame on you. 1261 00:59:19,471 --> 00:59:22,407 You fool me twice, shame on me. 1262 00:59:38,623 --> 00:59:39,923 Hey. 1263 00:59:39,925 --> 00:59:42,157 Hey there, bud. 1264 00:59:42,159 --> 00:59:43,525 You're a good little dude, huh? 1265 00:59:43,527 --> 00:59:44,994 - Oh, sorry. - Oh, that's okay. 1266 00:59:44,996 --> 00:59:47,197 Down, boy. 1267 00:59:47,199 --> 00:59:49,432 Oh. My apologies. 1268 00:59:49,434 --> 00:59:53,168 He just has so much energy from being pent up all day clearing customs. 1269 00:59:53,170 --> 00:59:56,373 Such a dreadful amount of paperwork to bring a dog into the country. 1270 00:59:56,375 --> 00:59:57,941 I know. Me too. 1271 00:59:57,943 --> 00:59:59,111 Customs. 1272 01:00:00,344 --> 01:00:01,443 Right. 1273 01:00:01,445 --> 01:00:03,914 Sloth. Python. 1274 01:00:03,916 --> 01:00:06,152 Bengal tiger. Dozens more. 1275 01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:11,921 Gabriel was at all the animal kidnappings, 1276 01:00:11,923 --> 01:00:15,191 each one coinciding with an international dog show. 1277 01:00:15,193 --> 01:00:18,295 Max was right. He is a very bad man. 1278 01:00:18,297 --> 01:00:22,432 You would know this already if you bothered to learn our language. 1279 01:00:22,434 --> 01:00:24,971 Lazy American. 1280 01:00:26,304 --> 01:00:27,973 Max must have known. 1281 01:00:35,614 --> 01:00:38,548 Come on. We've got a panda to save. 1282 01:00:43,255 --> 01:00:44,521 I don't understand. 1283 01:00:44,523 --> 01:00:47,456 Why doesn't he just arrest Gabriel? 1284 01:00:47,458 --> 01:00:50,427 Because that would alert the other members of his syndicate. 1285 01:00:50,429 --> 01:00:52,262 We need to have Gabriel lead us to her. 1286 01:00:52,264 --> 01:00:54,430 And how do you propose to do that? 1287 01:00:54,432 --> 01:00:57,633 By becoming the most valuable dog in the show. 1288 01:00:57,635 --> 01:00:59,101 You mean you... 1289 01:00:59,103 --> 01:01:01,438 I'm gonna have Gabriel steal me. 1290 01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:03,505 Max, what if you actually won the whole show? 1291 01:01:03,507 --> 01:01:06,443 Then you'd be able to lead us right to Ling Li. What do you say, partner? 1292 01:01:06,445 --> 01:01:08,478 Well, it's official. 1293 01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:11,246 Max has a partner. He so has a partner. 1294 01:01:11,248 --> 01:01:14,117 Hey, you do remember I bite, right? 1295 01:01:14,119 --> 01:01:17,119 You will need more than sharp teeth to win this competition. 1296 01:01:17,121 --> 01:01:19,557 And the finals are tonight. Mon Dieu. 1297 01:01:20,692 --> 01:01:22,628 Cue the montage. 1298 01:01:24,563 --> 01:01:26,465 Super bad. 1299 01:01:31,635 --> 01:01:32,769 Super bad. 1300 01:01:32,771 --> 01:01:34,640 Max, you're gonna love it. 1301 01:01:35,539 --> 01:01:37,007 Uh, no. 1302 01:01:37,009 --> 01:01:38,141 ♪ Super bad ♪ 1303 01:01:38,143 --> 01:01:41,144 Work together. Move as one. 1304 01:01:41,146 --> 01:01:43,380 Trust your partner and look happy. 1305 01:01:43,382 --> 01:01:45,447 - Oh, I got your happy. - Merde! 1306 01:01:45,449 --> 01:01:48,617 Think as one. His thoughts are your thoughts. 1307 01:01:48,619 --> 01:01:49,654 ♪ Super bad ♪ 1308 01:01:51,188 --> 01:01:52,290 Yeah. 1309 01:01:55,059 --> 01:01:56,226 Damn. 1310 01:01:56,228 --> 01:01:57,526 - ♪ Super bad ♪ - Yes, gentlemen. 1311 01:01:57,528 --> 01:01:58,628 Good, man. Good. Good job. 1312 01:01:58,630 --> 01:01:59,628 Bravo! 1313 01:01:59,630 --> 01:02:01,130 ♪ Super bad ♪ 1314 01:02:01,132 --> 01:02:02,432 Good job. 1315 01:02:02,434 --> 01:02:04,700 ♪ Super bad ♪ 1316 01:02:04,702 --> 01:02:06,038 Mmm. 1317 01:02:08,039 --> 01:02:09,407 I think I got an eyeball. 1318 01:02:15,179 --> 01:02:20,249 All aboard the nappy-time express! 1319 01:02:23,521 --> 01:02:25,655 Hey, Max. 1320 01:02:25,657 --> 01:02:27,389 Great job today, buddy. 1321 01:02:27,391 --> 01:02:28,693 I'm proud of you. 1322 01:02:30,161 --> 01:02:32,362 Aw. 1323 01:02:32,364 --> 01:02:34,764 Oh, what the heck. Ha. 1324 01:02:34,766 --> 01:02:35,768 Just this once. 1325 01:02:37,436 --> 01:02:39,438 Hey, boy. 1326 01:02:54,251 --> 01:02:56,086 Ladies and gentlemen, 1327 01:02:56,088 --> 01:02:58,588 the Canini Invitational welcomes you 1328 01:02:58,590 --> 01:03:02,791 to the final round of this elite competition. 1329 01:03:02,793 --> 01:03:04,293 Tonight we will determine... 1330 01:03:04,295 --> 01:03:06,463 Tracking on. Good. 1331 01:03:06,465 --> 01:03:08,231 Here we go, buddy. 1332 01:03:08,233 --> 01:03:10,432 ...win Best in Show. 1333 01:03:10,434 --> 01:03:14,204 No, you cannot wear that hideous fashion faux pas. 1334 01:03:14,206 --> 01:03:16,873 This collar has a GPS in it. 1335 01:03:16,875 --> 01:03:19,108 - Good luck, Mr. Upstill. - Thank you very much. 1336 01:03:19,110 --> 01:03:21,811 After I win, I let Gabriel steal me. 1337 01:03:21,813 --> 01:03:23,479 Then Frank will track me to Ling Li. 1338 01:03:23,481 --> 01:03:25,782 So your life may depend on you wearing that collar? 1339 01:03:25,784 --> 01:03:27,282 Yep. 1340 01:03:27,284 --> 01:03:29,318 Not worth it. 1341 01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:32,157 Oh, there we go. Okay. 1342 01:03:34,391 --> 01:03:35,891 Here we go. 1343 01:03:35,893 --> 01:03:37,827 - Showtime. - Dear Lord, 1344 01:03:37,829 --> 01:03:42,398 please forgive my student's ignorance and guide him towards victory. 1345 01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:43,833 Ladies and gentlemen, 1346 01:03:43,835 --> 01:03:48,173 will the Best in Show contenders please proceed backstage. 1347 01:03:49,708 --> 01:03:51,907 Hey, so I, uh... 1348 01:03:51,909 --> 01:03:54,744 Not now, Max. I've got a dumb dog show to focus on. 1349 01:03:54,746 --> 01:03:55,845 Wait. Daisy, wait. 1350 01:03:55,847 --> 01:03:58,748 Introductions in 60 seconds, Chauncey. 1351 01:03:58,750 --> 01:04:00,883 Fully aware, my good man. 1352 01:04:00,885 --> 01:04:02,885 Mr. Upstill, good luck. 1353 01:04:02,887 --> 01:04:04,487 - Two-time national champion... - You're sixth. 1354 01:04:04,489 --> 01:04:06,356 Okay. Thank you. 1355 01:04:06,358 --> 01:04:11,161 ...long-haired group, Afghan number three, Sebastian! 1356 01:04:13,697 --> 01:04:16,298 A Nevada local, 1357 01:04:16,300 --> 01:04:20,202 infamous for her hashtag "chow power," 1358 01:04:20,204 --> 01:04:22,572 the winner of the exotic group, chow... 1359 01:04:22,574 --> 01:04:23,840 Don't bite me. 1360 01:04:23,842 --> 01:04:25,874 Listen, Chauncey. 1361 01:04:25,876 --> 01:04:28,746 Time, she gives us the perspective. 1362 01:04:30,581 --> 01:04:32,815 Still, this must be said. 1363 01:04:32,817 --> 01:04:36,251 What happened between us was not all your fault. 1364 01:04:36,253 --> 01:04:39,222 Perhaps had I more confidence, 1365 01:04:39,224 --> 01:04:40,657 I would have stopped the madness. 1366 01:04:40,659 --> 01:04:43,559 But, alas, I was not able. 1367 01:04:43,561 --> 01:04:48,363 Now life has taken us on separate paths, 1368 01:04:48,365 --> 01:04:49,766 and I accept it. 1369 01:04:49,768 --> 01:04:53,503 I am done living with the resentments. 1370 01:04:53,505 --> 01:04:56,842 I wish you bon chance, my friend. 1371 01:05:00,811 --> 01:05:03,845 Philippe, you are the finest competitor 1372 01:05:03,847 --> 01:05:06,451 I ever had the honor of working with. 1373 01:05:14,525 --> 01:05:17,793 What are you doing? Get my masters hand off you right now. 1374 01:05:17,795 --> 01:05:19,729 Yap, yap, yap. 1375 01:05:19,731 --> 01:05:21,597 - And next... - Should have stuck with papillons. 1376 01:05:21,599 --> 01:05:23,333 ...five-time winner of Best in Show, 1377 01:05:23,335 --> 01:05:25,767 your champion... 1378 01:05:25,769 --> 01:05:28,438 Chauncey Middleton. 1379 01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:30,340 And the winner of the toy group, 1380 01:05:30,342 --> 01:05:34,943 Yorkshire terrier numero uno, Dante! 1381 01:05:34,945 --> 01:05:36,878 Yes, thank you. Thank you. 1382 01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:38,616 It's me. Paparazzi, this way. 1383 01:05:43,021 --> 01:05:46,322 You know, I was watching you and Max at practice today. 1384 01:05:46,324 --> 01:05:48,523 - You guys have both come a really long way. - Thanks. 1385 01:05:48,525 --> 01:05:49,858 Yeah. 1386 01:05:49,860 --> 01:05:53,463 Look, Mattie, I figured out who the smuggler is. 1387 01:05:53,465 --> 01:05:55,898 - And I need you to keep an open mind. - Okay. 1388 01:05:55,900 --> 01:05:57,867 And the winner of the working group... 1389 01:05:57,869 --> 01:05:59,034 We can talk about it after. 1390 01:05:59,036 --> 01:06:00,769 ...first-time competitor... 1391 01:06:00,771 --> 01:06:02,771 Come on, buddy. Let's win this thing. 1392 01:06:02,773 --> 01:06:05,775 ...a fan favorite here at the Canini. 1393 01:06:05,777 --> 01:06:08,344 What will he do next? 1394 01:06:08,346 --> 01:06:12,315 The rottweiler Max! 1395 01:06:15,019 --> 01:06:17,753 And the winner of the herding group, 1396 01:06:17,755 --> 01:06:20,722 a delight with a pep in her step, 1397 01:06:20,724 --> 01:06:23,860 the Australian Shepherd, Daisy, 1398 01:06:23,862 --> 01:06:25,662 and her handler, 1399 01:06:25,664 --> 01:06:27,496 three-time winner, 1400 01:06:27,498 --> 01:06:29,834 Mattie Smith! 1401 01:06:30,934 --> 01:06:32,635 And there you have it. 1402 01:06:32,637 --> 01:06:37,407 These are the most successful show dogs in the world. 1403 01:06:37,409 --> 01:06:40,342 - Canine crème de la crème. - Thank you. 1404 01:06:40,344 --> 01:06:41,711 So before the announcement 1405 01:06:41,713 --> 01:06:44,579 of this year's Canini Supreme Champion, 1406 01:06:44,581 --> 01:06:48,050 there's just one more hurdle. 1407 01:06:48,052 --> 01:06:50,586 The judge's inspection. 1408 01:06:50,588 --> 01:06:51,787 ♪ When I walk on by ♪ 1409 01:06:51,789 --> 01:06:53,690 ♪ Girls be looking Like, "Damn, he fly" ♪ 1410 01:06:53,692 --> 01:06:55,724 ♪ I pimp to the beat ♪ 1411 01:06:55,726 --> 01:06:58,528 Good to see you, Alex. Have you lost weight? 1412 01:06:58,530 --> 01:07:00,496 Fabulous condition. 1413 01:07:00,498 --> 01:07:01,930 ♪ Girl, look at that body ♪ 1414 01:07:01,932 --> 01:07:03,599 Thank you. 1415 01:07:03,601 --> 01:07:05,501 ♪ I work out ♪ 1416 01:07:05,503 --> 01:07:07,769 ♪ When I walk in the spot ♪ 1417 01:07:07,771 --> 01:07:09,639 ♪ This is what I see ♪ 1418 01:07:09,641 --> 01:07:13,008 ♪ Everybody stops And they're staring at me ♪ 1419 01:07:13,010 --> 01:07:16,945 ♪ I got passion in my pants And I ain't afraid To show it ♪ 1420 01:07:16,947 --> 01:07:20,816 ♪ Show it, show it, show it Show it, show it, show it ♪ 1421 01:07:20,818 --> 01:07:21,883 ♪ Show it ♪ 1422 01:07:41,672 --> 01:07:43,572 ♪ I'm sexy and I know it ♪ 1423 01:07:47,846 --> 01:07:49,612 ♪ I'm sexy and I know it ♪ 1424 01:07:49,614 --> 01:07:51,380 - You did it, buddy! - Bravo! 1425 01:07:51,382 --> 01:07:52,884 - ♪ I'm sexy and I know it ♪ - You did it! 1426 01:08:00,824 --> 01:08:04,797 This is it, the moment of truth. 1427 01:08:06,063 --> 01:08:08,130 Which dog will be crowned 1428 01:08:08,132 --> 01:08:14,103 this year's Canini Invitational Champion of Champions? 1429 01:08:14,105 --> 01:08:16,873 The winner, Best in Show, number one. 1430 01:08:16,875 --> 01:08:21,977 This year's Canini Invitational champion, Daisy! 1431 01:08:21,979 --> 01:08:23,915 - Yeah! - I did it! 1432 01:08:25,082 --> 01:08:27,985 She won. She really did it. 1433 01:08:34,024 --> 01:08:36,561 Thank you. Thank you. 1434 01:08:37,962 --> 01:08:39,528 - Thank you. - Unbelievable. 1435 01:08:39,530 --> 01:08:41,798 You just cost me three million pounds. 1436 01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:44,032 What? You were going to sell me? 1437 01:08:44,034 --> 01:08:45,535 Chauncey, wait! 1438 01:08:45,537 --> 01:08:47,373 It was all her. 1439 01:08:48,506 --> 01:08:49,805 - Thank you so much. - Oh, no. 1440 01:08:49,807 --> 01:08:52,541 All right, buddy. 1441 01:08:52,543 --> 01:08:54,177 We'd better warn Mattie that Daisy's in danger. 1442 01:08:54,179 --> 01:08:55,945 - Yeah, let's do it. - Come on. 1443 01:08:55,947 --> 01:08:58,548 Miss Smith, would you and your dog kindly allow me 1444 01:08:58,550 --> 01:09:00,183 to escort you to the press room? 1445 01:09:00,185 --> 01:09:01,983 Of course. Come on, baby. 1446 01:09:01,985 --> 01:09:03,553 - Follow me. - Come on. 1447 01:09:03,555 --> 01:09:04,821 - Excuse us. - Here we go. 1448 01:09:04,823 --> 01:09:06,458 Excuse me. Mattie? 1449 01:09:09,461 --> 01:09:11,160 - Where'd they go? - Mattie! 1450 01:09:11,162 --> 01:09:12,727 Hey! 1451 01:09:12,729 --> 01:09:15,063 - Mattie! - Sure. Thank you. 1452 01:09:15,065 --> 01:09:16,132 Excuse me. Mattie! 1453 01:09:16,134 --> 01:09:17,200 Daisy! 1454 01:09:17,202 --> 01:09:18,570 Let me go! 1455 01:09:19,737 --> 01:09:21,838 Daisy. 1456 01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:24,706 Mattie. Are you okay? What happened? 1457 01:09:24,708 --> 01:09:25,743 Where's Daisy? 1458 01:09:27,110 --> 01:09:28,910 Daisy! 1459 01:09:28,912 --> 01:09:31,115 Daisy! 1460 01:09:33,016 --> 01:09:34,217 - Come on. - Where is she? 1461 01:09:34,219 --> 01:09:36,052 Max, come on. 1462 01:09:36,054 --> 01:09:37,919 - Oh, this is tragic. - Wait. What? 1463 01:09:37,921 --> 01:09:40,623 The love of his life ripped out of his paws. 1464 01:09:40,625 --> 01:09:42,991 - Thrown in a van. Hey! - Oh! 1465 01:09:42,993 --> 01:09:45,628 - Is the big chase about to start? - Wait. What did you just say? 1466 01:09:45,630 --> 01:09:47,530 Hey, is the... 1467 01:09:47,532 --> 01:09:49,130 - No, about the van. - Sorry. 1468 01:09:49,132 --> 01:09:51,099 - Where did they go? - That way. 1469 01:09:51,101 --> 01:09:53,870 I never thought I'd say this, but I need backup. 1470 01:09:53,872 --> 01:09:55,271 Sure thing, Maxi. 1471 01:09:55,273 --> 01:09:57,874 Should we, uh, call someone? 1472 01:09:57,876 --> 01:10:00,576 No, you. I need eyes in the sky. 1473 01:10:00,578 --> 01:10:04,112 - Yes! - Pigeon PD on the case! 1474 01:10:04,114 --> 01:10:05,882 - Ooh! - Regroup! 1475 01:10:05,884 --> 01:10:08,951 Here, take my collar. Find the van and drop it on top. 1476 01:10:08,953 --> 01:10:11,521 - Yeah! - Our first case. 1477 01:10:11,523 --> 01:10:14,290 Oh! It feels like we're real cops. 1478 01:10:14,292 --> 01:10:17,559 Oh, yes. We finally get to use our catchphrase. 1479 01:10:17,561 --> 01:10:19,528 Birds of a feather... 1480 01:10:19,530 --> 01:10:21,533 ...fight crime together! 1481 01:10:24,068 --> 01:10:26,635 - Max, what are you waiting for? - Max, get in. 1482 01:10:26,637 --> 01:10:28,236 Hey, what happened to your collar? 1483 01:10:28,238 --> 01:10:30,171 It's Max's GPS. It's moving. 1484 01:10:30,173 --> 01:10:32,674 - But how? - No idea. 1485 01:10:32,676 --> 01:10:34,045 Shall we follow it? Get in. 1486 01:10:37,814 --> 01:10:38,513 Bye, Max! 1487 01:10:38,515 --> 01:10:40,782 Bon chance, my friends! 1488 01:10:40,784 --> 01:10:42,919 I'm gonna miss him so much. 1489 01:10:42,921 --> 01:10:46,289 We was home dogs, you know? Tight. 1490 01:10:46,291 --> 01:10:48,190 He was my worst student, you know. 1491 01:10:48,192 --> 01:10:50,660 Yet I have never been more proud. 1492 01:10:50,662 --> 01:10:54,263 I'm proud to be a deputy to a real cop. 1493 01:10:54,265 --> 01:10:56,866 Speaking of, we must continue our duties. 1494 01:10:56,868 --> 01:11:00,702 Perhaps by investigating the after-party? 1495 01:11:00,704 --> 01:11:01,970 Ah, heck, yeah. 1496 01:11:01,972 --> 01:11:04,272 I'm gonna solve the case of the blue frosting. 1497 01:11:04,274 --> 01:11:08,910 Oh, how are we supposed to find an unmarked van in all of Las Vegas? 1498 01:11:08,912 --> 01:11:11,046 Simple, Midge. We'll just... 1499 01:11:11,048 --> 01:11:12,113 Whoa! 1500 01:11:14,985 --> 01:11:16,889 Okay, now it's going that way. 1501 01:11:19,023 --> 01:11:21,022 No, no, no, wait. It's all over the place. 1502 01:11:21,024 --> 01:11:22,991 - This is nuts. - Yeah, I know. 1503 01:11:22,993 --> 01:11:24,960 - But this is... - ...our only chance to save Daisy. 1504 01:11:24,962 --> 01:11:26,227 Hey, hey. There it is. 1505 01:11:26,229 --> 01:11:27,929 Pigeon PD, dive. 1506 01:11:27,931 --> 01:11:29,665 Eagle's Claw, go in. 1507 01:11:29,667 --> 01:11:31,666 Roger, roger, Captain Condor. 1508 01:11:31,668 --> 01:11:33,102 I thought I was Eagle's Claw. 1509 01:11:33,104 --> 01:11:34,903 No. You're Falcon. 1510 01:11:34,905 --> 01:11:38,374 I can't be Falcon. Falcons ate my entire family. 1511 01:11:38,376 --> 01:11:40,244 - Oh, right. - Moment of silence. 1512 01:11:42,279 --> 01:11:45,781 And we're back. You can be Greg. 1513 01:11:45,783 --> 01:11:47,383 I like that. 1514 01:11:47,385 --> 01:11:49,785 Ooh! I'm getting pigeon bumps. 1515 01:11:49,787 --> 01:11:54,022 Okay, Greg. It's time for you to watch Midge drop the collar on the van. 1516 01:11:54,024 --> 01:11:55,758 - Wait. What? - Go, Midge, go. 1517 01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:57,393 Roger that, Captain Condor. 1518 01:11:57,395 --> 01:11:59,695 Take that, bad guy. 1519 01:11:59,697 --> 01:12:02,768 Birds of a feather fight crime together! 1520 01:12:03,935 --> 01:12:05,968 It locked in. Three blocks over. 1521 01:12:05,970 --> 01:12:07,135 Yeah, I can't. 1522 01:12:07,137 --> 01:12:08,838 I can't, Max. 1523 01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:10,839 - Left. Turn left. - He's on Fremont. 1524 01:12:10,841 --> 01:12:12,775 - Turn left. Frank. - I can't, Max. 1525 01:12:12,777 --> 01:12:14,376 - I said hang a Louie. - He's on Fremont. 1526 01:12:14,378 --> 01:12:17,045 - Do you not see the buildings over there? - What is going on? 1527 01:12:17,047 --> 01:12:18,981 - Hang a Louie! - Frank! 1528 01:12:18,983 --> 01:12:20,650 He wants me to turn left! 1529 01:12:20,652 --> 01:12:22,785 Whoa! Whoa! 1530 01:12:36,234 --> 01:12:39,771 - No, Max! - You had your chance. Now I'm driving. 1531 01:12:41,238 --> 01:12:42,306 Huh? Huh? 1532 01:12:44,108 --> 01:12:46,311 Frank! 1533 01:12:52,283 --> 01:12:53,885 Whoa! 1534 01:12:55,386 --> 01:12:57,689 - Sorry, ma'am! - Sorry! 1535 01:13:09,734 --> 01:13:12,201 Okay, all right, it looks like they're headed to an airport. 1536 01:13:12,203 --> 01:13:13,338 Come on, Max. 1537 01:13:21,279 --> 01:13:23,344 Congratulations to the champion. 1538 01:13:23,346 --> 01:13:26,816 I hope you enjoy your new breeding mill in the Ukraine. 1539 01:13:30,188 --> 01:13:32,754 Put her with the other merchandise while I get the plane ready. 1540 01:13:32,756 --> 01:13:34,358 I owe you one, Daisy. 1541 01:13:35,460 --> 01:13:37,492 The package is ready. 1542 01:13:37,494 --> 01:13:39,394 I told you to trust me. 1543 01:13:39,396 --> 01:13:41,867 Yeah, I'll be there. 1544 01:13:43,367 --> 01:13:46,902 Okay, it's in there. 1545 01:13:46,904 --> 01:13:49,437 Wait, wait. Mattie, maybe you should stay in here where it's safer, 1546 01:13:49,439 --> 01:13:51,874 and you can call the cops, all right? 1547 01:13:51,876 --> 01:13:53,476 My partner and I are going in. 1548 01:13:53,478 --> 01:13:55,376 Bad boys for life. 1549 01:13:55,378 --> 01:13:57,079 You, stay there. 1550 01:13:57,081 --> 01:13:59,482 I'll deal with you later. 1551 01:13:59,484 --> 01:14:02,117 Hello, fellow captive. 1552 01:14:02,119 --> 01:14:05,120 My name is Deepak. 1553 01:14:05,122 --> 01:14:08,223 - How long have you been here? - Too long, bitiya. 1554 01:14:08,225 --> 01:14:09,161 Too long. 1555 01:14:18,970 --> 01:14:20,038 All right. 1556 01:14:29,412 --> 01:14:32,250 Huh. What are you waiting for, Hooch? 1557 01:14:42,993 --> 01:14:46,461 Hey, Deepak. Got you a little appetizer. 1558 01:14:46,463 --> 01:14:48,563 Enjoy. 1559 01:14:48,565 --> 01:14:51,769 - Hello, my little furry friend. - Oh. 1560 01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:57,572 Oh. 1561 01:14:57,574 --> 01:14:59,308 What is this now? 1562 01:14:59,310 --> 01:15:01,179 What are you doing? 1563 01:15:04,849 --> 01:15:08,286 Well, this just got interesting. 1564 01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:33,142 - Start loading the animals. - Yes, boss. I'm on it. 1565 01:15:41,018 --> 01:15:43,221 Oh. Too easy. 1566 01:15:46,189 --> 01:15:47,589 Hey, Berne. 1567 01:15:56,266 --> 01:15:57,335 Oh. 1568 01:16:00,503 --> 01:16:02,239 No. Daisy. 1569 01:16:07,345 --> 01:16:09,014 Wellington Upstill. 1570 01:16:10,247 --> 01:16:13,184 Or should I say Agent Nicholas, FBI? 1571 01:16:16,887 --> 01:16:18,553 I'll take my panda back. 1572 01:16:18,555 --> 01:16:20,357 This is great. 1573 01:16:21,492 --> 01:16:24,393 Really? How's that? 1574 01:16:24,395 --> 01:16:27,963 The justice system rarely does anything to people who harm animals, 1575 01:16:27,965 --> 01:16:31,666 but shoot a fed and you're gonna get what you deserve. 1576 01:16:34,005 --> 01:16:36,205 For the $10 million I'm gonna get for the panda, 1577 01:16:36,207 --> 01:16:38,143 I think I'm gonna take my chances. 1578 01:16:49,052 --> 01:16:50,154 Who's driving the plane? 1579 01:16:51,521 --> 01:16:53,488 - Do you know how to fly this thing? - No. 1580 01:16:53,490 --> 01:16:55,057 But I am friends with three pigeons. 1581 01:16:55,059 --> 01:16:56,291 Whoa! Look out! 1582 01:16:56,293 --> 01:16:57,561 - Ruh-roh. - Turn! 1583 01:16:58,462 --> 01:16:59,397 Whoa! 1584 01:17:01,431 --> 01:17:04,232 Stop it. Just stop it. 1585 01:17:04,234 --> 01:17:06,936 - Come back here. - Welcome to Max Air, amigo. 1586 01:17:06,938 --> 01:17:09,571 Prepare for takedown. Hey, grab the stick while I just... 1587 01:17:09,573 --> 01:17:12,340 Not a chance. Me and sardine breath have some unfinished business. 1588 01:17:12,342 --> 01:17:15,110 I'm coming for you now. 1589 01:17:15,112 --> 01:17:17,545 - Daisy, be careful. - What, not to break a nail? 1590 01:17:17,547 --> 01:17:18,916 Here's the kibbles. 1591 01:17:19,984 --> 01:17:21,419 And here's the bits. 1592 01:17:24,387 --> 01:17:26,455 - Whoa. You're pretty good. - For a lame show dog? 1593 01:17:26,457 --> 01:17:28,493 Yeah, I got skills. 1594 01:17:33,296 --> 01:17:35,097 Airline food has really gone to the dogs. 1595 01:17:35,099 --> 01:17:36,067 Ha-ha! 1596 01:17:37,969 --> 01:17:39,371 Uh-oh. We got trouble on our tail. 1597 01:17:58,989 --> 01:18:00,621 Max, you've gotta stop this thing. 1598 01:18:00,623 --> 01:18:03,528 I didn't exactly have time to study the owners' manual. 1599 01:18:11,002 --> 01:18:12,470 Mattie! 1600 01:18:13,470 --> 01:18:16,205 Karma! Help me! 1601 01:18:16,207 --> 01:18:19,375 Would that I could, but, you know, the whole nonviolent thing. 1602 01:18:19,377 --> 01:18:20,742 Pups for peace. 1603 01:18:36,027 --> 01:18:38,128 Do you really think that you can... 1604 01:18:41,765 --> 01:18:43,398 You're welcome. 1605 01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:46,037 I had him right where I wanted him. 1606 01:18:47,171 --> 01:18:48,673 Frank. 1607 01:18:51,809 --> 01:18:54,179 Ling Li? 1608 01:18:57,280 --> 01:18:59,415 Max, fetch! 1609 01:18:59,417 --> 01:19:03,154 Okay, but just this once. Hang on, kid! I'm coming! 1610 01:19:07,757 --> 01:19:10,625 Gotcha. 1611 01:19:10,627 --> 01:19:12,260 - Uh-oh. - Uh-oh. 1612 01:19:12,262 --> 01:19:13,163 - Uh-oh. - Aah! 1613 01:19:28,078 --> 01:19:30,478 Max. 1614 01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:31,813 - Nice throw, Hooch. - You did it. 1615 01:19:31,815 --> 01:19:34,316 You did it, buddy. You saved Ling Li. You are amazing. 1616 01:19:34,318 --> 01:19:36,218 - Next time, you fetch. - Good job. 1617 01:19:36,220 --> 01:19:38,687 - You guys were all amazing. - Are you kidding? 1618 01:19:38,689 --> 01:19:40,688 Everyone's amazing! 1619 01:19:40,690 --> 01:19:42,590 Oh. Oh, buddy. 1620 01:19:42,592 --> 01:19:44,826 Bear tongue, scratchy. 1621 01:19:44,828 --> 01:19:45,794 Oh, no. 1622 01:19:45,796 --> 01:19:47,132 Dang! 1623 01:20:00,377 --> 01:20:02,311 Son of a... You know what? 1624 01:20:02,313 --> 01:20:05,546 We can call the Bureau and they'll track the plane. Thanks, buddy. 1625 01:20:05,548 --> 01:20:07,749 Hey, that's what partners are for. 1626 01:20:07,751 --> 01:20:09,351 This is Agent Nichols requesting... 1627 01:20:09,353 --> 01:20:12,454 I'm impressed, Mr. NYPD Officer. 1628 01:20:12,456 --> 01:20:14,723 You weren't bad yourself, Miss Best in Show. 1629 01:20:14,725 --> 01:20:16,325 Thanks, Max. 1630 01:20:16,327 --> 01:20:19,128 Look, about what I said on the rooftop... 1631 01:20:19,130 --> 01:20:22,363 - It's okay, Max. - No. No, it's not. 1632 01:20:22,365 --> 01:20:26,634 Truth is I've been disrespecting everybody and everything since I got here. 1633 01:20:26,636 --> 01:20:30,539 You, Philippe, Frank most of all. 1634 01:20:30,541 --> 01:20:34,175 But everything works out a whole lot better 1635 01:20:34,177 --> 01:20:36,344 when you can learn to trust people 1636 01:20:36,346 --> 01:20:38,280 who see the world in a different way. 1637 01:20:38,282 --> 01:20:40,749 Sorry it took me so long to figure that out. 1638 01:20:40,751 --> 01:20:43,751 Wow. Okay, who are you, and what did you do with Max? 1639 01:20:43,753 --> 01:20:46,287 Oh, I'm sure he'll be back before you know it. 1640 01:20:46,289 --> 01:20:48,824 Hey, what happened to that tiger? 1641 01:20:48,826 --> 01:20:50,561 Tiger? What tiger? 1642 01:21:00,404 --> 01:21:03,405 He thought he was gonna catch me. 1643 01:21:03,407 --> 01:21:05,440 How you doing? 1644 01:21:05,442 --> 01:21:07,843 I suggest you fasten your seat belt. 1645 01:21:14,851 --> 01:21:17,251 And now for some happy news. 1646 01:21:17,253 --> 01:21:20,421 It was panda-monium at the Beijing Zoo today 1647 01:21:20,423 --> 01:21:24,860 as baby Ling Li was reunited with her mother after a terrifying ordeal. 1648 01:21:24,862 --> 01:21:27,795 After the arrest of Gabriel Esteban, 1649 01:21:27,797 --> 01:21:29,830 other recently recovered animal 1650 01:21:29,832 --> 01:21:33,634 include a very happy border collie named Jasper 1651 01:21:33,636 --> 01:21:36,237 who was stolen over two years ago, 1652 01:21:36,239 --> 01:21:38,206 - a pygmy three-toed sloth... - Good idea. Thank you, Max. 1653 01:21:38,208 --> 01:21:39,575 ...and an albino python. 1654 01:21:39,577 --> 01:21:40,909 All right, let's eat. 1655 01:21:40,911 --> 01:21:43,844 - What is it? - It's my specialty. 1656 01:21:43,846 --> 01:21:46,415 It's actually the only thing I know how to make. It's kebabs. 1657 01:21:46,417 --> 01:21:47,616 All right, that's fair. 1658 01:21:47,618 --> 01:21:49,585 Wow. Look at us now. 1659 01:21:49,587 --> 01:21:51,419 Top birds on the force. 1660 01:21:51,421 --> 01:21:55,523 That's right, Midge. We pretty much taught Max everything he knows. 1661 01:21:55,525 --> 01:21:58,360 I kind of feel like a father to him. 1662 01:21:58,362 --> 01:22:02,731 One day future generations of pigeons will poop on statues of us. 1663 01:22:02,733 --> 01:22:04,266 - Aw! - Awesome. 1664 01:22:04,268 --> 01:22:06,602 You know, Daisy is safe because of us. 1665 01:22:06,604 --> 01:22:08,870 The panda is safe because of us. 1666 01:22:08,872 --> 01:22:10,938 The tiger is safe because of... 1667 01:22:10,940 --> 01:22:13,241 Whatever happened to that tiger? 1668 01:22:13,243 --> 01:22:17,214 Ha-ha-ha-ha! Now, this really is the life of Pi! 1669 01:22:18,314 --> 01:22:19,483 Yeah, Chief. 1670 01:22:20,451 --> 01:22:21,916 Okay, got it. 1671 01:22:21,918 --> 01:22:24,285 Come on. Let's go, Max. I'm sorry. 1672 01:22:24,287 --> 01:22:26,456 - Exotic animal sighting, 5th and Garfield. - Okay. 1673 01:22:30,027 --> 01:22:32,628 Look, I'm trying to run a business here. 1674 01:22:32,630 --> 01:22:35,429 I went in there with the towels. I don't know what I saw. 1675 01:22:35,431 --> 01:22:36,768 Gotcha. 1676 01:22:39,737 --> 01:22:41,436 I better go first. You watch my six. 1677 01:22:41,438 --> 01:22:42,638 I got seniority. 1678 01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:44,406 Fine, but I'm older than you. 1679 01:22:44,408 --> 01:22:46,544 Don't give me a bunch of stuff about dog years. 1680 01:22:48,712 --> 01:22:50,812 - Max. - Maxwell! 1681 01:22:50,814 --> 01:22:55,284 It turns out you were not the only undercover cop at the show. 1682 01:22:55,286 --> 01:22:56,351 Hello, Max. 1683 01:22:56,353 --> 01:22:57,451 Persephone? 1684 01:22:57,453 --> 01:22:59,588 Special Agent Persephone. 1685 01:22:59,590 --> 01:23:00,955 Homeland Security. 1686 01:23:00,957 --> 01:23:03,692 I knew my little charade would bring you here. 1687 01:23:03,694 --> 01:23:06,995 Plot twist. The Jacuzzi was my idea. 1688 01:23:06,997 --> 01:23:09,330 Ha-ha! Totally random, right? 1689 01:23:09,332 --> 01:23:11,366 You and Frank were impressive in Vegas, 1690 01:23:11,368 --> 01:23:14,702 but are you prepared to take it to the next level? 1691 01:23:14,704 --> 01:23:16,504 A team of crime fighters. 1692 01:23:16,506 --> 01:23:18,607 With license to bite. 1693 01:23:18,609 --> 01:23:21,910 I may just have your next assignment, darlings. 1694 01:23:21,912 --> 01:23:22,977 Yes! 1695 01:23:22,979 --> 01:23:25,349 Here we go again. 1696 01:23:29,386 --> 01:23:30,419 Give it to me! 1697 01:23:40,029 --> 01:23:42,897 - Scott, I hate to do this to you. - It's all right. 1698 01:23:42,899 --> 01:23:46,434 I know it's your favorite jacket, man. I'm so sorry about that. 1699 01:23:46,436 --> 01:23:49,737 Did you just wipe dog slobber on that guy? Really, Will Arnett? 1700 01:23:49,739 --> 01:23:53,407 I have forgotten my line. Pug life! 1701 01:23:53,409 --> 01:23:55,313 And action. 1702 01:23:56,680 --> 01:23:58,583 I am okay. 1703 01:23:59,783 --> 01:24:01,916 Woof, woof, woof! Woof, woof, woof! 1704 01:24:01,918 --> 01:24:03,988 Will, stick to the script, please. 1705 01:24:04,887 --> 01:24:06,521 Two... 1706 01:24:06,523 --> 01:24:08,723 That is not in the script. 1707 01:24:08,725 --> 01:24:11,360 - What's a script? - I don't know. 1708 01:24:11,362 --> 01:24:13,794 I'm not an expert in canine mental disorders. I'm an FBI agent. 1709 01:24:13,796 --> 01:24:17,432 If this guy's an FBI agent, then I'm Lego Batman. 1710 01:24:17,434 --> 01:24:19,534 Ha ha ha ha ha ha. 1711 01:24:19,536 --> 01:24:20,968 ♪ Just play that song I know ♪ 1712 01:24:20,970 --> 01:24:23,473 Whoa. Sorry. Sorry. 1713 01:24:24,774 --> 01:24:27,675 That's funny. 1714 01:24:27,677 --> 01:24:30,745 Give him a quick wipe-down, Mike. He's got a... 1715 01:24:30,747 --> 01:24:33,647 Aw, come on, Mike. I don't... 1716 01:24:33,649 --> 01:24:35,884 Okay, I'll take one too. 1717 01:24:35,886 --> 01:24:38,519 Am I in this? Ready. 1718 01:24:38,521 --> 01:24:42,456 Not bad for a papillon from Oklahoma. Hmm? 1719 01:24:42,458 --> 01:24:44,793 Now, this is what being a movie star is all about. 1720 01:24:44,795 --> 01:24:46,527 ♪ Lean back Play one-on-one ♪ 1721 01:24:46,529 --> 01:24:48,397 My bad. 1722 01:24:48,399 --> 01:24:50,098 Who dares to make noise? 1723 01:24:50,100 --> 01:24:51,866 - I'm gonna pay for that. - We got him. 1724 01:24:51,868 --> 01:24:54,402 Max, NYPD. 1725 01:24:54,404 --> 01:24:56,905 - I'm entering the Panini Instagrammable. - Cut. 1726 01:24:56,907 --> 01:24:59,441 - I'm entering the Goatini Unshaveable. - Cut. 1727 01:24:59,443 --> 01:25:01,576 I'm entering the Cannoli Inspirational. 1728 01:25:01,578 --> 01:25:04,044 Cannoli? I cannot work like this. 1729 01:25:04,046 --> 01:25:07,050 Do I have a line? Pug life! 1730 01:25:10,621 --> 01:25:11,556 Oh. 1731 01:25:16,025 --> 01:25:18,058 Thanks, pal. 1732 01:25:18,060 --> 01:25:21,665 ♪ If you wanna hear me sing You'd better play that sax ♪ 1733 01:25:21,667 --> 01:25:26,667 Subtitles by explosiveskull 1734 01:25:28,439 --> 01:25:29,807 ♪ You'd better play that sax ♪ 1735 01:25:36,180 --> 01:25:37,745 ♪ You'd better play that sax ♪ 1736 01:25:37,747 --> 01:25:39,680 ♪ Get loose, get right ♪ 1737 01:25:39,682 --> 01:25:41,849 ♪ Get a grip And rock me all night ♪ 1738 01:25:41,851 --> 01:25:44,085 ♪ Hold tight, lean back ♪ 1739 01:25:44,087 --> 01:25:45,954 - ♪ Play one-on-one With that sax ♪ - ♪ You'd better play that sax ♪ 1740 01:25:45,956 --> 01:25:47,789 ♪ Get loose, get right ♪ 1741 01:25:47,791 --> 01:25:49,891 ♪ Get a grip And rock me all night ♪ 1742 01:25:49,893 --> 01:25:51,692 ♪ Hold tight, lean back ♪ 1743 01:25:51,694 --> 01:25:53,894 - ♪ Play one-on-one With that sax ♪ - ♪ You'd better play that sax ♪ 1744 01:25:53,896 --> 01:25:55,830 ♪ Get loose, get right ♪ 1745 01:25:55,832 --> 01:25:57,965 ♪ Get a grip And rock me all night ♪ 1746 01:25:57,967 --> 01:25:59,901 ♪ Hold tight, lean back ♪ 1747 01:25:59,903 --> 01:26:01,939 ♪ Play one-on-one With that sax ♪ 128698