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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:49,820 --> 00:02:53,820 www.titlovi.com 2 00:02:56,820 --> 00:02:59,755 Now I am the richest person in the world. 3 00:03:00,290 --> 00:03:03,657 I am the richest person in the world. 4 00:03:05,161 --> 00:03:09,154 Now I am the richest person in the world. 5 00:03:09,499 --> 00:03:13,560 I am the richest person in the world. I am... 6 00:03:16,206 --> 00:03:19,039 Mi capit�n, not another ship in sight. 7 00:03:20,877 --> 00:03:23,005 Yes, King Carlos should be very pleased. 8 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,947 Tell me, who is more important to please... 9 00:03:26,550 --> 00:03:29,576 the King of Spain or God? 10 00:03:30,354 --> 00:03:32,288 Well, God, of course. 11 00:03:32,356 --> 00:03:35,917 And who is God's personal representative in this vicinity? 12 00:03:36,660 --> 00:03:39,424 Well, you are, Your Blessed Rectitude. 13 00:03:39,764 --> 00:03:42,164 Well, God wants to keep all of it. 14 00:03:43,634 --> 00:03:44,623 But... 15 00:03:44,869 --> 00:03:48,828 And anybody who dares "buts" God's personal representative... 16 00:03:48,906 --> 00:03:51,966 will soon find his head pierced and his neck stretched... 17 00:03:52,042 --> 00:03:55,068 and will go on to meet God very quickly! 18 00:03:55,679 --> 00:03:58,273 Which is more than anybody could reasonably hope for... 19 00:03:58,349 --> 00:04:00,317 Your Holy Ruthlessness. 20 00:04:01,419 --> 00:04:05,014 Instead, you may bang your head on the floor until forgiven. 21 00:05:24,570 --> 00:05:27,164 Congratulations, Captain Yellowbeard. 22 00:05:27,673 --> 00:05:32,542 - I'm glad my plan was a success. - Your plan, my gold. 23 00:05:32,912 --> 00:05:36,313 Hands off my treasure, Bosun Moon! 24 00:05:37,984 --> 00:05:39,542 I said hands off! 25 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,445 Do I have to do everything myself? 26 00:06:42,850 --> 00:06:44,909 Come now, don't slow down. 27 00:06:44,986 --> 00:06:46,977 - Step over him. - Move it. 28 00:06:47,055 --> 00:06:50,286 - Step out of the way. - We've got another one here now. 29 00:06:52,026 --> 00:06:53,357 Over here. 30 00:06:53,428 --> 00:06:55,760 Bloody hell, another one. Bloody witches. 31 00:06:55,830 --> 00:06:59,129 Corpses, corpses, all day long. Never stops. 32 00:07:00,101 --> 00:07:04,162 You know, Gilbert, being a prisoner's not what it was when I came in here. 33 00:07:05,039 --> 00:07:06,404 Here we go. 34 00:07:07,375 --> 00:07:10,344 Whimpering poncies. They get a leg broken and they faint. 35 00:07:10,411 --> 00:07:13,346 A few fingernails pulled out, they start crying. 36 00:07:13,414 --> 00:07:15,348 When they stretched me on a rack for a couple of years... 37 00:07:15,416 --> 00:07:18,249 I didn't go around dying all over the place. 38 00:07:21,122 --> 00:07:24,455 Pathetic. Taking the easy way out like that. 39 00:07:24,525 --> 00:07:25,891 How do you mean exactly? 40 00:07:25,961 --> 00:07:28,896 Dying. He'd only been in 15 years. 41 00:07:28,964 --> 00:07:33,162 You won't catch me dying. They'll have to kill me before I die. 42 00:07:33,802 --> 00:07:36,635 Many a man has tried, Captain Yellowbeard. 43 00:07:37,506 --> 00:07:39,974 And soon you will be at large again. 44 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:42,704 With a hand-picked crew of the hardest buccaneers... 45 00:07:42,778 --> 00:07:45,645 that have ever stained the seven seas with Spanish blood. 46 00:07:45,714 --> 00:07:49,275 It was most unjust I thought, locking you up for... 47 00:07:49,418 --> 00:07:51,409 merely doing your duty. 48 00:07:51,487 --> 00:07:55,048 Twenty years for killing 5,000 dagos and frogs. 49 00:07:55,124 --> 00:07:58,491 Betrayed by me right-hand man, that bastard Moon. 50 00:07:58,927 --> 00:08:01,418 But he never found out where you hid the treasure, did he? 51 00:08:01,497 --> 00:08:03,465 No! Nor will he ever. 52 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:07,558 Where did you hide the treasure, actually? 53 00:08:08,170 --> 00:08:10,934 You won't catch me with those trick questions. 54 00:08:12,341 --> 00:08:14,775 What really pisses me off, is... 55 00:08:15,345 --> 00:08:17,905 - What is it now? - You've got a visitor. 56 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,982 I expect that'll be the Queen with my pardon. 57 00:08:34,898 --> 00:08:38,425 - Hello, sugar drawers. - What, you again? 58 00:08:38,568 --> 00:08:41,969 Again? I haven't seen you for 15 years. 59 00:08:42,172 --> 00:08:43,799 What is it this time? 60 00:08:43,973 --> 00:08:46,840 Well, what with you being let out next week... 61 00:08:47,143 --> 00:08:52,012 I thought it was my duty as a wife to bring you up to date on a few things. 62 00:08:52,315 --> 00:08:56,149 Now, do you remember just before you were arrested we were having a cuddle? 63 00:08:56,219 --> 00:08:59,711 - I was raping you, if that's what you mean. - All right. 64 00:09:00,156 --> 00:09:03,991 - Sort of half cuddle, half rape. - Get on with it, woman! 65 00:09:05,396 --> 00:09:09,162 Well, I haven't told you this before, because I wanted him to be brought up... 66 00:09:09,233 --> 00:09:11,565 like a gentleman and not a pirate. 67 00:09:12,036 --> 00:09:13,731 Who are you talking about? 68 00:09:14,271 --> 00:09:18,071 - The fruit of your loins, sugar drawers. - Are you mad, woman? 69 00:09:18,142 --> 00:09:21,600 I haven't got fruit in my loins. Lice, yes, and proud of them! 70 00:09:21,679 --> 00:09:25,012 It means that we have spawned a son. 71 00:09:25,116 --> 00:09:26,276 Done what? 72 00:09:26,784 --> 00:09:28,911 You have just become the father... 73 00:09:29,019 --> 00:09:32,921 of a 20-year-old bouncing boy called Dan. 74 00:09:34,158 --> 00:09:36,820 A son. Takes after me, does he? 75 00:09:37,595 --> 00:09:38,584 Well... 76 00:09:38,696 --> 00:09:42,359 By the time I was 20, I'd killed 500 men. 77 00:09:42,533 --> 00:09:46,025 Well, he's not quite so extroverted as you, but he's... 78 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:48,070 - A thief? - No. 79 00:09:48,139 --> 00:09:50,471 - A rapist? - No. 80 00:09:50,541 --> 00:09:54,034 - Bloody hell. I give up. What is he then? - He's a gardener. 81 00:09:54,112 --> 00:09:59,049 A gardener? A Yellowbeard gardening? I'll see about that when I'm out. 82 00:09:59,885 --> 00:10:03,082 - What is it now? - Time's up, sir. 83 00:10:05,056 --> 00:10:07,752 So your son's a gardener, eh? 84 00:10:16,802 --> 00:10:20,203 - There you are, Mr. Pew. - I said a double. 85 00:10:20,272 --> 00:10:24,868 - Did you? - I know a double when I hears one. When! 86 00:10:29,815 --> 00:10:31,214 Dan's coming. 87 00:10:33,952 --> 00:10:35,715 Reading as usual. 88 00:10:41,761 --> 00:10:43,820 There you are, Dan. 89 00:10:46,432 --> 00:10:49,731 - Got a moment? - I'm reading something. 90 00:10:49,869 --> 00:10:51,302 Read, read. 91 00:10:51,671 --> 00:10:53,730 Read, read, read. 92 00:10:54,907 --> 00:10:58,240 There's more important things in life than reading, Son. 93 00:10:58,711 --> 00:11:01,009 Keep an ear on the bar, would you, Mr. Pew? 94 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:02,104 Right. 95 00:11:02,381 --> 00:11:04,611 If there's one thing I've learned in life... 96 00:11:04,684 --> 00:11:07,244 it's that learning things never taught me nothing. 97 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:10,153 - And books is the worst. - All right, Mother. 98 00:11:10,756 --> 00:11:14,556 Last time I read a book, I was raped. 99 00:11:15,394 --> 00:11:19,353 - So let that be a lesson to you. - What do you want? 100 00:11:20,299 --> 00:11:22,199 Well, it's about your father. 101 00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:25,167 What about him? 102 00:11:26,405 --> 00:11:28,430 Well, when I said he was dead... 103 00:11:29,008 --> 00:11:32,843 - I was only trying to cushion the blow. - What blow? 104 00:11:33,413 --> 00:11:34,641 He's alive. 105 00:11:35,482 --> 00:11:39,145 He's alive and imprisoned as a pirate. 106 00:11:39,820 --> 00:11:41,185 A pirate? 107 00:11:42,956 --> 00:11:46,619 - Like Yellowbeard? - Very much like Yellowbeard, yes. 108 00:11:46,693 --> 00:11:48,820 In fact, he is Yellowbeard. 109 00:12:02,609 --> 00:12:04,201 No, thank you, sir. 110 00:12:14,554 --> 00:12:16,886 Commander Clement, Royal Navy. 111 00:12:31,506 --> 00:12:33,565 Welcome, Commander Clement. 112 00:12:34,142 --> 00:12:37,134 Her Majesty's temporary throne room... 113 00:12:37,211 --> 00:12:41,341 - is in the huge withdrawing room. - Thank you, Lady Lambourn. 114 00:12:48,256 --> 00:12:51,817 Lambourn, stop that man pissing on the hedge. 115 00:12:52,193 --> 00:12:53,956 It's imported! 116 00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:58,593 You, come here! You, stop that at once! 117 00:12:58,666 --> 00:13:01,294 That comes special, all the way from Egypt! 118 00:13:17,019 --> 00:13:18,043 Next... 119 00:13:19,221 --> 00:13:22,247 the head of Her Majesty's Secret Service. 120 00:13:22,324 --> 00:13:24,724 Not to be read out loud. 121 00:13:28,564 --> 00:13:30,589 Excuse me. Joking apart. 122 00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:35,265 Royal Navy Commander Clement. 123 00:13:55,924 --> 00:13:59,019 The fat one on the throne is the Queen. 124 00:14:01,398 --> 00:14:04,663 She's not very well today, so I should kneel upwind of her. 125 00:14:06,002 --> 00:14:09,665 And the thin one is Lady Churchill. She's the brains of the outfit. 126 00:14:16,212 --> 00:14:20,774 - State your business. - Your Majesty, we in the Naval Department... 127 00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:24,980 while being keenly aware of recent spirals in Defense expenditure... 128 00:14:25,055 --> 00:14:27,922 - humbly submit... - Are you the Prime Minister? 129 00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:32,127 Secret Service. 130 00:14:33,897 --> 00:14:35,489 Charades! 131 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:41,268 - You're a beekeeper. - That'll do for her. 132 00:14:41,805 --> 00:14:44,330 - Will it? - What do you want? 133 00:14:45,341 --> 00:14:48,402 The pirate Yellowbeard is due to be released in two days... 134 00:14:48,479 --> 00:14:51,607 and despite years of unpleasantness, he's still told us nothing... 135 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,309 of the treasure he's hidden. 136 00:14:53,384 --> 00:14:56,285 However, I have a detailed plan here. 137 00:14:56,353 --> 00:15:00,289 I doubt if she could manage more than the label on a gin bottle. 138 00:15:00,491 --> 00:15:01,958 Just tell us. 139 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:06,459 Well, milady, we'd like you to increase his sentence, so he's bound to escape... 140 00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:11,058 and make straight for the treasure. I shall need a fast ship to follow him. 141 00:15:11,135 --> 00:15:15,196 A sensible request, I think, Your Majesty. 142 00:15:18,976 --> 00:15:22,412 The beekeeper would like this signed. 143 00:15:22,947 --> 00:15:24,175 Certainly. 144 00:15:29,353 --> 00:15:32,686 - Come on, move it, you ratbag! - Get in there! 145 00:15:34,325 --> 00:15:37,989 - Mr. Yellowbeard. - Captain to you, you scum. 146 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:42,227 Quite. Sorry, "Captain" Yellowbeard. 147 00:15:44,136 --> 00:15:48,129 Yes. Twenty years ago today, you were sentenced to jail. 148 00:15:48,206 --> 00:15:50,697 Yes, and now I'm due to be released. 149 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:53,039 Yes. Or rather no. 150 00:15:53,545 --> 00:15:55,376 You see, 20 years ago... 151 00:15:55,447 --> 00:15:59,281 no one was expected to live in jail for 20 years. 152 00:15:59,484 --> 00:16:03,682 Filthy, horrendous conditions that existed then, and, indeed... 153 00:16:04,189 --> 00:16:05,850 still exist today. 154 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:09,587 So the judge who sentenced you had no idea you would survive. 155 00:16:10,195 --> 00:16:12,925 Therefore, Her Majesty has graciously agreed... 156 00:16:12,998 --> 00:16:16,729 to increase your sentence a further 140 years. Case dismissed. 157 00:16:17,469 --> 00:16:18,902 I've got him! 158 00:16:19,871 --> 00:16:20,895 Sorry. 159 00:16:27,346 --> 00:16:29,837 - Get off of me! - What are you doing? 160 00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:31,776 Stop him! Stop him! 161 00:16:34,554 --> 00:16:36,647 Get over there where you belong! 162 00:16:38,858 --> 00:16:42,316 - Went well with the Commander then, did it? - No. 163 00:16:43,362 --> 00:16:47,389 So I can take it you won't be leaving us just yet, as it were. 164 00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:49,832 They broke their solemn word. 165 00:16:50,703 --> 00:16:52,933 There's governments for you. 166 00:16:53,372 --> 00:16:56,341 I expect they wanted to know about the treasure. 167 00:16:56,409 --> 00:16:59,310 Yes, and that's something they'll never know. 168 00:16:59,912 --> 00:17:02,642 Well, until you tell them about the treasure... 169 00:17:03,716 --> 00:17:07,152 the only way you're gonna get out of here is feet first. 170 00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:11,213 - Open the gate! - Must be an awful strain... 171 00:17:11,357 --> 00:17:14,486 being the only man in the world knowing where it's hidden. 172 00:17:15,529 --> 00:17:19,056 Why don't you share the burden with a friend? 173 00:17:22,636 --> 00:17:23,830 Gilbert. 174 00:17:25,205 --> 00:17:26,467 Mr. Moon? 175 00:17:28,342 --> 00:17:31,436 - Is that you? - Get a move on, Gilbert. 176 00:17:34,214 --> 00:17:37,081 Coming, Captain. Here I come. 177 00:17:57,070 --> 00:17:58,833 Move, you scum. 178 00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:10,417 - Yellowbeard. - Who was that stink? 179 00:18:20,662 --> 00:18:25,122 I do wish it didn't have to be such a rush every time. 180 00:18:25,199 --> 00:18:26,223 What? 181 00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:31,294 I haven't got time for that now! 182 00:18:31,372 --> 00:18:35,103 Well, it's been 20 years since we had a little cuddle... 183 00:18:35,176 --> 00:18:39,306 and what do you do? Come in here and give me a kiss? 184 00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:43,783 No. You rush in and hack a hole in the wall. 185 00:18:43,851 --> 00:18:47,116 - Where's the map? - What map? 186 00:18:47,455 --> 00:18:51,051 If you say you don't know where it is... 187 00:18:51,126 --> 00:18:54,357 I'll nail your tits to the table! 188 00:18:56,899 --> 00:18:58,332 Oh, dear! 189 00:18:58,834 --> 00:19:00,563 I know where it is. 190 00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:02,503 It's burnt. 191 00:19:02,738 --> 00:19:05,070 You burnt my map? 192 00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:09,338 - But only after I copied it. - Where's the copy? 193 00:19:09,411 --> 00:19:13,245 - When little Dan came along... - Who's Dan? 194 00:19:13,649 --> 00:19:16,880 My and probably your son! 195 00:19:17,653 --> 00:19:20,622 When little Dan was two minutes old... 196 00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:23,251 I tattooed it on his head. 197 00:19:24,026 --> 00:19:27,359 - Does he know about this? - No. Nor nobody else, neither. 198 00:19:27,429 --> 00:19:30,694 That's why I kept him in the cupboard for three years. 199 00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:33,901 That may be why he's a bit odd... 200 00:19:33,969 --> 00:19:37,302 with all these books and reading and stuff like that. 201 00:19:37,473 --> 00:19:40,705 - Where is he now? - Lambourn Hall. 202 00:19:41,077 --> 00:19:43,875 Right. I'll go up there and cut his head off. 203 00:19:43,947 --> 00:19:46,472 Where's my pirating outfit? 204 00:19:49,552 --> 00:19:51,144 Royal Navy here. 205 00:19:55,859 --> 00:19:58,851 Where's Yellowbeard? 206 00:19:58,928 --> 00:20:00,395 Yellowbeard! 207 00:20:02,332 --> 00:20:05,267 Where is Yellowbeard? 208 00:20:05,835 --> 00:20:07,234 He's... 209 00:20:08,838 --> 00:20:09,827 He's... 210 00:20:11,474 --> 00:20:12,634 He's... 211 00:20:14,244 --> 00:20:15,233 He's... 212 00:20:16,045 --> 00:20:17,034 He's... 213 00:20:19,149 --> 00:20:20,673 - gone! - Gone! 214 00:20:23,052 --> 00:20:24,246 Well... 215 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,517 if he's gone, you must have seen him. 216 00:20:27,857 --> 00:20:29,951 No. 217 00:20:30,027 --> 00:20:31,892 Who's the pretty boy? 218 00:20:38,769 --> 00:20:39,997 Shut up! 219 00:20:47,945 --> 00:20:49,378 And what's this? 220 00:20:50,347 --> 00:20:54,249 That's Lord Lambourn's waistcoat. He's such a kind man. 221 00:20:54,318 --> 00:20:58,254 He thinks of everybody. He left those here in case you escaped... 222 00:20:58,322 --> 00:21:02,759 - and needed a change of clothing. - I'm sure I killed the last one I raped. 223 00:21:02,827 --> 00:21:04,488 It can't have been you. 224 00:21:04,962 --> 00:21:08,489 The after-play was a bit on the rough side... 225 00:21:08,566 --> 00:21:10,557 but not fatal, dear. 226 00:21:11,969 --> 00:21:15,166 What's this Dan, or whatever you call him, look like? 227 00:21:15,239 --> 00:21:18,073 He looks a little bit like Lord Lambourn, actually. 228 00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:21,837 But a bit more like you. Much more like you, in fact. 229 00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:28,785 Yellowbeard. A tall, rough man with a big yellow beard. 230 00:21:45,036 --> 00:21:46,867 That's our agent, sir. 231 00:21:49,574 --> 00:21:51,098 Did you see... 232 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:57,642 - He's blind, you stupid sod! - I may be blind... 233 00:21:57,716 --> 00:22:00,082 but I have acute hearing. 234 00:22:00,151 --> 00:22:03,143 I'm not interested in your jewelry, cloth eyes. I'm trying to conduct... 235 00:22:03,221 --> 00:22:04,654 Yellowbeard... 236 00:22:05,423 --> 00:22:08,018 - was here. - How do you know it was him? 237 00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:09,823 Because he sounded... 238 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:12,087 about 47... 239 00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:17,601 and his clothing gave off the unmistakable fibrous crackling sound... 240 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,831 - of the 80% hessian... - Which way did he go? 241 00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:23,000 ...whilst the deafening rustling of his beard... 242 00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:27,444 - indicated a length of not... - Which way did he go? 243 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:37,051 - Upstairs. - Come on! 244 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:47,431 - Where's Yellowbeard? - He's in prison, isn't he? 245 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,958 Your husband escaped this evening. We know he came straight here. 246 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:55,167 Come to think of it, somebody did come in here a while back... 247 00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:59,144 - but I don't think it was my husband. - These are his clothes. 248 00:22:59,513 --> 00:23:04,007 Wait a minute. Somebody did pop in and rape me. 249 00:23:04,084 --> 00:23:07,349 - These must be his clothes. - That's Yellowbeard, all right. 250 00:23:08,188 --> 00:23:10,486 Prison has reformed him. 251 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:13,822 He never bothered to take his clothes off in the old days. 252 00:23:13,894 --> 00:23:16,954 - Where did he go? - I've no idea. 253 00:23:17,030 --> 00:23:20,158 Right, Mansell. Bring those clothes. We'll need a scent. 254 00:23:20,934 --> 00:23:23,129 - For the dogs. - Right. 255 00:23:37,284 --> 00:23:38,581 Yellowbeard? 256 00:23:45,059 --> 00:23:47,584 - Evening, Gilbert. - Now look here, Pew. 257 00:23:47,662 --> 00:23:50,825 - I'm all ears. - Those two gentlemen that just left... 258 00:23:50,898 --> 00:23:53,128 you didn't tell them everything you heard, did you, shipmate? 259 00:23:53,201 --> 00:23:54,463 What gentlemen? 260 00:23:54,535 --> 00:23:56,594 I didn't hear you mention much about a map. 261 00:23:56,671 --> 00:23:59,435 - What map? - Yellowbeard's map. 262 00:23:59,874 --> 00:24:04,470 The one that any pirate worth his parrot would give both his wooden legs for. 263 00:24:04,545 --> 00:24:07,742 You're drunk, Gilbert. Your mind's wandering. 264 00:24:07,815 --> 00:24:10,716 My hands will be wandering towards your throat, Pew... 265 00:24:10,785 --> 00:24:13,219 if you don't tell me what it is you overheard. 266 00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:16,222 So you can pass the information on to Mr. Moon... 267 00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:20,454 so he can find the treasure? Over my dead body. 268 00:24:20,528 --> 00:24:22,928 Very well, if those are your conditions. 269 00:24:23,097 --> 00:24:25,861 I was hoping we might see this eye to eye. 270 00:24:29,170 --> 00:24:31,229 I'm afraid you've forced my hand. 271 00:24:31,973 --> 00:24:34,807 Listen up, my hearties! Listen. 272 00:24:34,877 --> 00:24:38,210 This dear old blind man here... 273 00:24:39,281 --> 00:24:43,877 is a government agent! It is true. I saw him talking to those two. 274 00:24:43,952 --> 00:24:45,112 It is a lie! 275 00:24:48,023 --> 00:24:50,116 I only told him one thing... 276 00:24:51,126 --> 00:24:53,219 about a treasure! 277 00:24:54,163 --> 00:24:55,994 - Treasure? - Bolt that door. 278 00:24:56,065 --> 00:24:58,625 - Bolt that door, lads. - Draw them curtains. 279 00:24:58,701 --> 00:25:01,226 - Draw them curtains! - Put them other lights out. 280 00:25:01,303 --> 00:25:03,567 Put them other lights out, lads! 281 00:25:17,219 --> 00:25:20,985 - Where's Yellowbeard? - Mr. Moon, sir. 282 00:25:21,190 --> 00:25:24,991 I was following him, and then I thought I was being followed... 283 00:25:25,161 --> 00:25:27,959 - if you follow me. - Who'd follow you? 284 00:25:28,031 --> 00:25:30,158 Some stupid blind man. 285 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:34,302 Well, we've got to follow Yellowbeard, and make sure no one else is following him. 286 00:25:34,370 --> 00:25:35,735 Do you follow me? 287 00:25:37,607 --> 00:25:39,507 What's going on in there? 288 00:25:57,193 --> 00:26:01,357 Evening. Sounded as though there was a bit of a squabble. 289 00:26:01,998 --> 00:26:03,260 Squabble? 290 00:26:03,733 --> 00:26:05,701 - They're all dead. - All? 291 00:26:06,136 --> 00:26:08,434 Must have been more of a tiff then. 292 00:26:10,507 --> 00:26:12,271 Squabble, tiff. 293 00:26:15,412 --> 00:26:17,505 Mr. Moon! 294 00:26:27,625 --> 00:26:31,721 I imagine being in the Navy, you must know quite a lot about the sea and what's in it. 295 00:26:31,796 --> 00:26:34,697 - A trifle. - A trifle? 296 00:26:34,765 --> 00:26:38,895 Yes, I once had a rum trifle, but I only drink when I'm working. 297 00:26:39,236 --> 00:26:41,067 - Indeed. - There you are, Lambourn. 298 00:26:41,138 --> 00:26:44,699 I was wanting your advice on a matter of etiquetty. 299 00:26:44,775 --> 00:26:47,801 Now, does one curtsey before saying adieu... 300 00:26:47,912 --> 00:26:51,575 or does one go down while speaking? 301 00:26:51,649 --> 00:26:53,913 Oh, dear. That's tricky. 302 00:26:55,886 --> 00:26:59,413 Excuse me, Admiral. I must just have a word with this gentleman. 303 00:27:00,091 --> 00:27:03,254 I shan't be a moment. Oh, I say. 304 00:27:03,328 --> 00:27:07,025 Who was that chap who just seized hold of my wife? Do you know him? 305 00:27:07,632 --> 00:27:09,190 Steady. Steady. 306 00:27:10,836 --> 00:27:14,272 He seems to have taken quite a shine to Lady L. 307 00:27:15,173 --> 00:27:16,504 Yes. 308 00:27:17,375 --> 00:27:21,038 Not many people do, you know. But when they do, they do. 309 00:27:23,114 --> 00:27:25,275 And when she does, she does. 310 00:27:30,088 --> 00:27:32,022 - Is your name Dan? - Yes. 311 00:27:32,090 --> 00:27:35,150 - I need your head, my lad. - You're my father. 312 00:27:35,227 --> 00:27:37,286 So your mother says, but that's no reason to believe it. 313 00:27:37,362 --> 00:27:40,297 - Never trust a woman or a government. - Well, pleased to meet you. 314 00:27:40,365 --> 00:27:43,391 I haven't got time for idle chitchat! I need your head. 315 00:27:43,468 --> 00:27:44,867 Well, that makes a change. 316 00:27:44,936 --> 00:27:47,370 Mother seems to disapprove of me using it at all. 317 00:27:47,439 --> 00:27:49,806 You're not gonna use it. You're gonna lose it, lad. 318 00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:52,674 I'm gonna use it. Right. Put your neck over there. 319 00:27:52,745 --> 00:27:55,908 - It'll be cleaner that way. - You want to cut my head off? 320 00:27:56,148 --> 00:27:58,275 - What for? - I don't want to lug your body... 321 00:27:58,351 --> 00:28:02,481 halfway around the world, do I? Your head's got a map on it that I need. 322 00:28:03,522 --> 00:28:06,821 Well, you don't need to kill me for it. Look, why don't you copy it? 323 00:28:06,893 --> 00:28:10,090 What? And have two maps? Bugger off! 324 00:28:11,697 --> 00:28:14,325 Look, if you cut my head off, it'll start to putrefy. 325 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,494 - Do what? - Putrefy! Go rotten! 326 00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:20,698 Yeah, it would ooze a lot. Heads do. But I can live with that. 327 00:28:20,773 --> 00:28:23,936 No, stop! Look! I could help you, Dad. 328 00:28:24,010 --> 00:28:24,999 Everyone will be following you... 329 00:28:25,077 --> 00:28:27,341 - and if they catch you, they'll have the map. - Bugger them! 330 00:28:27,413 --> 00:28:30,314 I'll eat it first. Won't be the first head I've eaten. 331 00:28:30,383 --> 00:28:31,850 But then you'll have lost it forever. 332 00:28:31,918 --> 00:28:34,284 Look. Wouldn't it be better to leave it where it's safe? 333 00:28:34,353 --> 00:28:35,877 What? And take you along? 334 00:28:35,955 --> 00:28:38,823 You're not pirate material! You wouldn't fit in. 335 00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:43,427 Hello, Dan. Been doing some gardening? 336 00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:46,827 - I don't believe we've been introduced. - All right, Dan. 337 00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:50,028 If you're my son, prove it. Kill this stupid old bugger. 338 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:53,072 - Now hold your horses. - I can't kill him. He brought me up... 339 00:28:53,140 --> 00:28:54,402 just like a father. 340 00:28:54,474 --> 00:28:57,637 You mean he's beaten you and kicked you and smashed you in the teeth? 341 00:28:57,711 --> 00:28:58,700 - Yes. - No! 342 00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:01,407 - No. - He's been kind and gentle. 343 00:29:01,481 --> 00:29:04,678 - What kind of father is that? Kill him! - No! 344 00:29:04,751 --> 00:29:07,879 - All right. I'll do it. - No, don't! 345 00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:09,650 Look, he could be useful. 346 00:29:09,723 --> 00:29:13,819 Yes, I could be useful. I could, I could, I could. What could I do? 347 00:29:16,530 --> 00:29:18,725 - They followed you here. - I'll kill them all! 348 00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:20,892 - No, quick hide in here. - All right. 349 00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:24,426 But I'll kill anyone that gets in the way of me killing anyone. 350 00:29:24,538 --> 00:29:27,531 We'll take him to Dr. Gilpin's. He always knows what to do. 351 00:29:27,608 --> 00:29:30,577 - And then kill everybody! - Whatever you like, Dad. 352 00:29:30,812 --> 00:29:34,714 Dad? Him? You mean to say I'm not your father? 353 00:29:34,782 --> 00:29:38,411 No. Mother says he is, but you're still my father to me. 354 00:29:38,486 --> 00:29:42,479 - I'm still my father to you, Son. - Look, you brought me up. 355 00:29:42,557 --> 00:29:44,718 You're my father. I don't even know him. 356 00:29:44,792 --> 00:29:47,886 - Lambourn! - I'll come with you, Son. 357 00:29:48,429 --> 00:29:52,092 - This Dr. Gilpin, is he your father? - No, he's your closest friend. 358 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,134 I look forward to meeting him. 359 00:29:54,369 --> 00:29:57,736 Twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five... 360 00:30:07,281 --> 00:30:08,441 Lady Lambourn. 361 00:30:10,318 --> 00:30:13,549 - Well, he's not even married to her. - I think he's blind. 362 00:30:15,323 --> 00:30:17,121 Under her command, so to speak. 363 00:30:19,595 --> 00:30:22,155 Now, see here, if you go with him, you'll be criminals. 364 00:30:22,831 --> 00:30:25,322 You'll never be able to return to England. 365 00:30:26,068 --> 00:30:29,595 But if the government gets the treasure... 366 00:30:30,105 --> 00:30:34,201 they'll only waste it. Warmongering in Europe. 367 00:30:37,913 --> 00:30:39,210 There we are. 368 00:30:40,883 --> 00:30:44,580 - That looks nothing like me! - Well, that's the whole idea. 369 00:30:46,321 --> 00:30:50,485 I've got to go with him, my father, to get the treasure. 370 00:30:50,559 --> 00:30:53,687 - I've got the map of the island. - Could be very dangerous. 371 00:30:53,762 --> 00:30:55,389 It'll be dangerous. Do the boy good... 372 00:30:55,464 --> 00:30:58,262 to get a bit of senseless violence into his life. 373 00:30:58,367 --> 00:31:00,358 Will you come with us, too, Doctor? 374 00:31:00,436 --> 00:31:03,769 Why, think of all the new plants and medicines you could discover. 375 00:31:03,839 --> 00:31:05,239 Yeah. What's this? 376 00:31:06,109 --> 00:31:09,840 Stop! That's a precious extract from a rare tropical tree. 377 00:31:10,046 --> 00:31:12,640 One drop of it paralyzes a man instantly. 378 00:31:18,521 --> 00:31:20,512 Perhaps it wears off instantly. 379 00:31:21,391 --> 00:31:22,722 No. No. 380 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,620 Possibly ineffective when taken through the mouth. 381 00:31:27,764 --> 00:31:30,028 Well, of course, if we really were... 382 00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:33,069 going on a botanical expedition... 383 00:31:33,470 --> 00:31:34,562 - They're here. - Kill! 384 00:31:34,637 --> 00:31:36,901 - There's no need to. - We must find a name for you. 385 00:31:36,973 --> 00:31:39,840 - Professor... - Professor Flask. 386 00:31:39,909 --> 00:31:41,570 - Professor Death! - Professor Chair. 387 00:31:41,644 --> 00:31:43,271 - Professor Rape! - Professor Clock. 388 00:31:43,346 --> 00:31:45,337 What about Professor Anthrax? 389 00:31:45,415 --> 00:31:47,542 - Yes. - Anthrax. 390 00:31:48,785 --> 00:31:51,276 Bugger off, you evil git! 391 00:31:51,588 --> 00:31:55,855 Evening, Doctor. I was just saying good day to Mr. Pew. 392 00:31:56,427 --> 00:31:59,760 Lord Lambourn. And Dan. 393 00:32:00,431 --> 00:32:04,390 - And? - Yeah, this is Professor Anthrax. 394 00:32:04,702 --> 00:32:08,798 - That's Yellowbeard. - I'm in disguise, you stupid tart! 395 00:32:11,242 --> 00:32:13,972 - You've met your father then. - Yes. 396 00:32:14,111 --> 00:32:16,011 We've got some exciting news. 397 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,813 - You're all going after the treasure! - Treasure? No. 398 00:32:20,117 --> 00:32:22,108 - No. - Botanical... 399 00:32:22,186 --> 00:32:23,744 Killing plants! 400 00:32:24,655 --> 00:32:26,213 - Chasing butterflies. - No. 401 00:32:26,290 --> 00:32:28,520 Well, I'm entitled to my share. 402 00:32:28,859 --> 00:32:32,886 What with all the lying and cheating and tattooing that I've done over the years. 403 00:32:32,963 --> 00:32:37,423 - Don't worry, Mother. You'll get your share. - I don't ask for much. 404 00:32:38,502 --> 00:32:42,302 I'd just like to see a few of my little dreams come true. 405 00:32:43,542 --> 00:32:47,842 I've always wanted to buy Denmark and be richer than the Queen. 406 00:32:47,913 --> 00:32:51,144 Yes, and if you do your job covering up for us, Mother... 407 00:32:51,216 --> 00:32:53,582 - that will all come true. - And by the way... 408 00:32:54,186 --> 00:32:57,053 why did you tell me that I was his father? 409 00:32:57,556 --> 00:32:58,887 I didn't. 410 00:32:59,291 --> 00:33:02,818 You were so sure he was, I didn't have the heart to tell you. 411 00:33:03,028 --> 00:33:04,791 I think... 412 00:33:04,863 --> 00:33:07,354 we'd better sail for Jamaica at once. 413 00:33:07,432 --> 00:33:09,195 We'll find a ship... 414 00:33:10,135 --> 00:33:11,659 at Portsmouth. 415 00:33:24,382 --> 00:33:27,476 I was only taking what's my due to cover expenses. 416 00:33:27,552 --> 00:33:30,020 You should see the mess they made. 417 00:33:30,155 --> 00:33:32,420 - What happened? - Plague. 418 00:33:33,392 --> 00:33:34,825 Plague? 419 00:33:34,894 --> 00:33:37,328 All sudden like. 420 00:33:37,396 --> 00:33:39,159 Lucky I was out. 421 00:33:39,799 --> 00:33:43,166 - That man's got a sword in him. - He fell on it. 422 00:33:44,403 --> 00:33:47,895 - Has Yellowbeard been here? - He's dead, too. 423 00:33:48,241 --> 00:33:51,369 And Lord Lambourn and Dr. Gilpin. 424 00:33:52,211 --> 00:33:53,610 And my son. 425 00:33:53,679 --> 00:33:55,943 My son, Dan! 426 00:33:56,382 --> 00:33:59,317 All gone, all dead. 427 00:33:59,852 --> 00:34:02,878 - Oh, my! - Oh, hell. 428 00:34:02,955 --> 00:34:05,082 If they're all dead, what are you gonna tell the Queen, sir? 429 00:34:05,157 --> 00:34:08,183 I mean, we're supposed to follow them to the treasure. 430 00:34:15,167 --> 00:34:19,433 - Halt! In the name of the law! - All right! I'm not deaf! 431 00:34:23,277 --> 00:34:25,677 All right, Pew, what have you heard? 432 00:34:33,053 --> 00:34:35,851 Little did Yellowbeard surmise... 433 00:34:35,922 --> 00:34:40,086 as he presented himself to his prospective traveling companions... 434 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:43,891 that the details of the engagements were being overheard... 435 00:34:43,964 --> 00:34:46,728 by a tall blind man of impressive bearing... 436 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,825 - aquiline features... - Cut the purple prose, Pew. 437 00:34:48,902 --> 00:34:52,235 Just give us the facts. Where's Yellowbeard gone? 438 00:34:57,144 --> 00:34:59,237 - Portsmouth. - With whom? 439 00:34:59,313 --> 00:35:00,974 Three people. 440 00:35:02,816 --> 00:35:04,215 Lambourn. 441 00:35:06,019 --> 00:35:07,213 Dan. 442 00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:10,951 Dr. Gilpin. 443 00:35:11,726 --> 00:35:14,524 Right, Mansell. We shall be needing that frigate. 444 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:21,366 Come on, Mansell. We'll be needing Mrs. Beard. 445 00:35:21,669 --> 00:35:25,571 I think a month or two at sea will loosen Mrs. Beard's tongue. 446 00:35:26,074 --> 00:35:27,871 Is she going away, too, sir? 447 00:35:52,767 --> 00:35:54,064 That'll do him. 448 00:36:03,746 --> 00:36:06,442 How's that for a squabble, Pew? 449 00:36:15,424 --> 00:36:17,153 Here! Stop! Thief! 450 00:36:21,530 --> 00:36:23,122 Fresh flowers! 451 00:36:24,032 --> 00:36:25,761 Get your lucky heather! 452 00:36:27,035 --> 00:36:29,003 Yoo-hoo, fresh flowers, sir? 453 00:36:31,707 --> 00:36:32,696 Yes. 454 00:36:36,412 --> 00:36:39,404 Fresh heather! Fresh flowers! 455 00:36:47,891 --> 00:36:51,588 I've always been fascinated by the sea. It's so big. 456 00:36:51,661 --> 00:36:53,492 It has the little... 457 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,982 It's the mouth of the river port, isn't it? 458 00:37:34,337 --> 00:37:35,999 Oh, my God! 459 00:37:39,410 --> 00:37:40,399 Come on. 460 00:37:45,883 --> 00:37:48,818 Harden your knives here. Sharpen your knives. 461 00:37:48,886 --> 00:37:51,252 Can I have three farthings for a lump of shit, please? 462 00:37:51,322 --> 00:37:52,311 I beg your pardon? 463 00:37:52,389 --> 00:37:54,880 I said can I have three farthings for a lump of shit? 464 00:37:54,959 --> 00:37:56,187 No. 465 00:37:58,329 --> 00:37:59,956 Society's to blame. 466 00:38:02,566 --> 00:38:05,660 Harden your knives here. Sharpen your knives. 467 00:38:06,804 --> 00:38:08,499 Excuse me a moment. 468 00:38:09,273 --> 00:38:12,868 Look out! Press gang! Get out! Press gang. 469 00:38:14,278 --> 00:38:16,610 - Get him. Come on. - Catch him over there. 470 00:38:16,947 --> 00:38:18,278 Come on, get him! 471 00:38:20,718 --> 00:38:22,652 - That's the stuff. - Press gang? 472 00:38:22,820 --> 00:38:26,587 Yes, they persuade drunks and vagrants to become sailors. 473 00:38:27,125 --> 00:38:30,458 - What happens when they sober up? - They're at sea. 474 00:38:30,529 --> 00:38:33,555 Okay, get that one in there! Shove him in good, please. 475 00:38:34,132 --> 00:38:37,465 All right, good. He was a bit thin. Those ones over there, they look good. 476 00:38:41,206 --> 00:38:42,332 I say. 477 00:38:43,708 --> 00:38:46,336 I'll give you three farthings, young lady. 478 00:38:47,646 --> 00:38:50,171 There we are. Oopsy daisy. 479 00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:54,776 A good big one will always beat a rotten little one. 480 00:38:59,958 --> 00:39:03,655 What's going on, hey? What do you think you're doing? 481 00:39:06,798 --> 00:39:09,028 Just borrowing your jacket, Bosun. 482 00:39:20,413 --> 00:39:25,282 I say, sir. I just saw two naval gentlemen going the other way. 483 00:39:25,351 --> 00:39:29,253 Where's Yellowbeard? Professor Anthrax. 484 00:39:29,322 --> 00:39:32,814 He can't be far. He'll find us. He needs that map. 485 00:39:32,892 --> 00:39:35,520 Well, I hope he finds us before they find him. 486 00:39:35,628 --> 00:39:37,721 And it's not long before we sail. 487 00:39:38,331 --> 00:39:41,960 Now, we know it's an island close to Jamaica, and we've got the map of it. 488 00:39:42,034 --> 00:39:46,300 But without him to tell us which island, we might as well go home. 489 00:39:48,841 --> 00:39:53,301 Now, I'm sure some of you gentlemen would like to volunteer... 490 00:39:53,479 --> 00:39:58,041 for a well-paid, well-fed adventure holiday... 491 00:39:58,784 --> 00:40:00,718 such as youths dream of... 492 00:40:00,786 --> 00:40:03,813 upon a modern, rat-free, leak-proof ship! 493 00:40:04,725 --> 00:40:08,661 Any volunteers just lie down on the ground with your eyes shut. 494 00:40:11,164 --> 00:40:13,325 Would you gentlemen be looking for a ship? 495 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,628 - We... - Well, as a matter of fact... 496 00:40:14,701 --> 00:40:17,829 we're lucky enough already to have tickets for the... 497 00:40:30,817 --> 00:40:31,977 Load them on. 498 00:40:34,354 --> 00:40:35,946 Take them to the ship. 499 00:40:44,164 --> 00:40:47,429 - Come on, kick him out! Come on! - Oh, my God! 500 00:40:47,501 --> 00:40:49,594 He's thrown her in the water tub! 501 00:40:57,712 --> 00:41:00,442 - Take your hands off of me! - Shut up and move! 502 00:41:03,251 --> 00:41:05,742 I want these three shackled in the bilges. 503 00:41:06,587 --> 00:41:07,884 Move over! 504 00:41:09,490 --> 00:41:10,684 Come on, old man. 505 00:41:10,758 --> 00:41:14,250 There's no need. We can make our own way there. 506 00:41:16,698 --> 00:41:19,394 Sign here. I'll make your mark. 507 00:41:23,037 --> 00:41:25,938 - There's your shilling. - Thank you, sir! 508 00:41:28,142 --> 00:41:30,838 Don't do that. Don't do that ever again. 509 00:41:35,383 --> 00:41:39,217 - Get off, lad. - All right. Come on, move it. 510 00:41:39,287 --> 00:41:42,121 I never noticed that hook when he signed on. 511 00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:43,724 Nor did I, sir. 512 00:41:44,893 --> 00:41:48,989 - He's right-handed, sir. - Get rid of the others. 513 00:41:58,073 --> 00:41:59,267 Quiet! 514 00:42:08,383 --> 00:42:10,715 - Mr. Crisp. - Aye, sir! 515 00:42:11,620 --> 00:42:12,985 What is that? 516 00:42:13,522 --> 00:42:17,686 - That's my box, sir. - No, carrying your box. 517 00:42:18,761 --> 00:42:20,558 Cabin boy Smith, sir. 518 00:42:21,964 --> 00:42:25,559 - Smith has tits. - He's been a bit ill, sir. 519 00:42:25,634 --> 00:42:27,101 Get her off! 520 00:42:28,137 --> 00:42:29,126 Aye, sir. 521 00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:33,865 Wait a minute. 522 00:42:34,711 --> 00:42:36,076 What is that? 523 00:42:36,846 --> 00:42:40,145 It's a crocodile, sir. 524 00:42:40,784 --> 00:42:42,183 What's it for? 525 00:42:42,252 --> 00:42:45,119 Well, each sailor is... 526 00:42:45,188 --> 00:42:48,453 allowed, by tradition, a pet, sir. 527 00:42:48,625 --> 00:42:52,061 One pet per sailor, parrots preferred. 528 00:42:53,163 --> 00:42:57,623 Well, we like clubbed together, as it were, if you take my drift, sir. 529 00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:01,659 - That's bigger than three parrots. - Not if they're in cages, sir. 530 00:43:01,871 --> 00:43:03,202 Open it up. 531 00:43:05,308 --> 00:43:06,502 Open it up? 532 00:43:06,576 --> 00:43:09,477 Open it up! There are buttons down the side. 533 00:43:15,685 --> 00:43:19,622 The ancient superstition that a woman onboard brings bad luck... 534 00:43:19,690 --> 00:43:22,454 is now a proven scientific fact. 535 00:43:24,628 --> 00:43:26,289 Nice try, Rosie. 536 00:43:33,003 --> 00:43:36,530 Shouldn't bother, love. They're fairly strict on this one. 537 00:44:18,116 --> 00:44:19,913 Rattus vulgaris. 538 00:44:21,353 --> 00:44:23,514 - Yeah. - You know, I've been thinking. 539 00:44:23,588 --> 00:44:26,785 If we paid 300 guineas each for this cabin... 540 00:44:26,858 --> 00:44:29,349 I'm glad we didn't go for the cheaper ones. 541 00:44:30,061 --> 00:44:33,895 I'm sorry to interrupt your morning bath, gentlemen. 542 00:44:34,466 --> 00:44:36,525 On your knees! 543 00:44:36,768 --> 00:44:40,465 And crawl up here on the double! Up here on the double! 544 00:44:42,974 --> 00:44:47,570 - All hands present, Mr. Crisp, sir! - Thank you, Bosun! 545 00:44:48,613 --> 00:44:52,743 Deliver me, O Lord, from the evil man, preserve me from the violent man... 546 00:45:09,435 --> 00:45:11,596 My name is Captain Hughes. 547 00:45:12,571 --> 00:45:17,133 These are my officers, Lieutenant Martin, who is responsible for discipline... 548 00:45:17,877 --> 00:45:21,176 Lieutenant Crisp, who is responsible for discipline... 549 00:45:22,415 --> 00:45:25,441 Mr. Prostitute, who is responsible for... 550 00:45:27,420 --> 00:45:29,684 Nail that man's foot to the deck. 551 00:45:29,755 --> 00:45:31,120 - Aye, sir. - Discipline. 552 00:45:31,190 --> 00:45:35,058 No, I... It's all right. No. I was just joking. 553 00:45:35,127 --> 00:45:37,960 I was just having a... Here, hang on. Hey, wait a minute. 554 00:45:43,736 --> 00:45:47,002 Now, in fairness to all of you... 555 00:45:47,908 --> 00:45:50,604 I'm honor bound to ask this question. 556 00:45:51,945 --> 00:45:56,541 Is there anyone here who does not wish to be a member of Her Majesty's Navy? 557 00:45:58,752 --> 00:46:00,083 Me, sir. 558 00:46:06,860 --> 00:46:10,125 Is there anyone else who is reluctant to serve? 559 00:46:14,234 --> 00:46:15,223 Right. 560 00:46:16,103 --> 00:46:19,903 If, by chance, some of you may feel that the discipline on this ship... 561 00:46:19,973 --> 00:46:24,000 is a trifle on the harsh side of strict... 562 00:46:24,611 --> 00:46:28,707 let me remind you that it is our duty to seek out and destroy... 563 00:46:28,782 --> 00:46:30,374 Her Majesty's enemies... 564 00:46:30,450 --> 00:46:31,815 the foul... 565 00:46:31,885 --> 00:46:35,083 and most foreign French. 566 00:46:35,790 --> 00:46:37,018 - Here, here. - Now... 567 00:46:37,091 --> 00:46:40,857 while the rest of the world will eventually arrive at the same conclusion... 568 00:46:40,928 --> 00:46:43,522 it is our urgent task... 569 00:46:44,499 --> 00:46:47,434 to push things on a little. 570 00:46:47,969 --> 00:46:49,095 Amen. 571 00:46:53,207 --> 00:46:54,265 Next. 572 00:46:56,210 --> 00:46:59,338 Mr. Martin, Mr. Prostitute... 573 00:47:00,014 --> 00:47:01,447 luncheon duty. 574 00:47:14,295 --> 00:47:16,923 Right, Mr. Beamish, I'll see the prisoner now. 575 00:47:17,098 --> 00:47:18,258 Aye, aye, sir. 576 00:47:18,332 --> 00:47:19,993 Man the capstan. 577 00:47:27,476 --> 00:47:30,502 - Ready to talk yet, Mrs. Beard? - No! 578 00:47:30,979 --> 00:47:33,447 - Take her away, Mr. Beamish. - Aye, aye, sir. 579 00:47:33,515 --> 00:47:34,504 Down. 580 00:47:46,795 --> 00:47:49,787 Give them a taste of the lash before they've done anything. 581 00:47:49,865 --> 00:47:53,426 - Preventive punishment, that's the principle. - Yes, sir. 582 00:47:55,237 --> 00:47:57,705 That man yawned. Give him a swimming lesson. 583 00:47:57,773 --> 00:47:59,900 What, what? Hey! No. Come on, wait a minute! 584 00:47:59,975 --> 00:48:01,567 Wait a minute. No. Hey! 585 00:48:03,378 --> 00:48:04,367 Thanks. 586 00:48:05,347 --> 00:48:07,542 - Well done, sir. - Hold the line. 587 00:48:13,857 --> 00:48:15,154 Lovely day. 588 00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:03,269 No! No! 589 00:49:03,340 --> 00:49:04,307 No! 590 00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:05,569 Oh, no! 591 00:49:07,845 --> 00:49:09,437 Oh, no! 592 00:49:09,513 --> 00:49:11,811 Oh, what have we here? A laggard? 593 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:19,848 Oh, it's so hard on a manicure, isn't it? 594 00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:23,021 Not to worry, lad. 595 00:49:23,093 --> 00:49:25,084 You'll get the hang of it. 596 00:49:33,571 --> 00:49:35,630 And third, Your Majesty... 597 00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:38,798 I'm very pleased to report... 598 00:49:39,476 --> 00:49:41,706 that after several very brave... 599 00:49:42,146 --> 00:49:44,910 and very expensive battles... 600 00:49:45,683 --> 00:49:47,742 the pirate Yellowbeard... 601 00:49:48,552 --> 00:49:51,044 is now well and truly... 602 00:49:51,323 --> 00:49:53,223 in our grasp. 603 00:49:57,829 --> 00:50:01,287 Sir, is that, strictly speaking, accurate, sir? 604 00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:05,693 Mansell, that's what we in the Royal Navy call a lie. 605 00:50:06,371 --> 00:50:08,669 A lie, sir? But that's treason, isn't it? 606 00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:10,230 - Be quiet. - Yes, sir. 607 00:50:10,308 --> 00:50:13,368 - Now get that off to Her Majesty right away. - Yes, sir. 608 00:50:17,282 --> 00:50:18,579 How, sir? 609 00:50:19,184 --> 00:50:20,981 By pigeon, Mansell. 610 00:50:22,254 --> 00:50:23,278 Pigeon, sir? 611 00:50:23,355 --> 00:50:26,847 Surely you didn't forget to bring the pigeon, Mansell? 612 00:50:40,439 --> 00:50:41,497 Come in. 613 00:50:46,379 --> 00:50:49,348 - I think she might be ready to talk now, sir. - Right. 614 00:50:51,050 --> 00:50:54,986 I seem to remember something about an island. 615 00:50:56,222 --> 00:51:00,921 It must have been that shark what jogged my memory. 616 00:51:01,794 --> 00:51:03,261 Jolly good, Ensign. 617 00:51:04,563 --> 00:51:06,622 - Thank you, sir. - Well done. 618 00:51:07,700 --> 00:51:10,066 Shall I meet you in the pump room, sir? 619 00:51:12,705 --> 00:51:14,229 Sit down, Mrs. Beard. 620 00:51:14,407 --> 00:51:16,204 Now, about this island. 621 00:51:17,343 --> 00:51:19,106 A little pigeon, perhaps? 622 00:51:19,879 --> 00:51:22,370 I've just ate some tuna, thank you. 623 00:51:28,722 --> 00:51:30,952 Where did I put that treasure? 624 00:51:31,224 --> 00:51:33,784 No, it's stagger. No, no, no. 625 00:51:34,795 --> 00:51:37,457 Get shot, then fall... 626 00:51:37,631 --> 00:51:39,360 then crawl, crawl... 627 00:51:39,433 --> 00:51:41,401 then stagger, stagger. 628 00:51:46,306 --> 00:51:48,831 Do you know that you have three paying passengers onboard... 629 00:51:48,909 --> 00:51:51,605 who are being treated as abominably as the rest of the crew? 630 00:51:51,678 --> 00:51:52,667 Really? 631 00:51:53,547 --> 00:51:57,574 I think once the Captain realizes who we are, we'll get an easier passage. 632 00:51:59,319 --> 00:52:00,809 Perfect. Let's go. 633 00:52:01,254 --> 00:52:04,246 Well, I can see there's only one thing you'll understand. 634 00:52:04,324 --> 00:52:06,724 And what, pray, might that be? 635 00:52:09,129 --> 00:52:11,529 Right! Let's finish it! 636 00:52:24,412 --> 00:52:28,041 - I'm so sorry, sir. - What for? 637 00:52:29,384 --> 00:52:30,976 Interrupting you, sir. 638 00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:33,744 I was only smoking a cigar. 639 00:52:34,489 --> 00:52:35,683 Yes, sir. 640 00:52:36,157 --> 00:52:40,491 I came to tell you that the son of Yellowbeard the pirate is onboard this ship. 641 00:52:40,561 --> 00:52:43,029 The son of Yellowbeard the pirate? 642 00:52:46,367 --> 00:52:47,493 Who's that? 643 00:52:49,303 --> 00:52:51,294 That was Mr. Crisp, sir. 644 00:52:52,106 --> 00:52:53,300 Mr. Crisp? 645 00:52:58,946 --> 00:53:02,643 Officers and men of The Lady Edith... 646 00:53:03,017 --> 00:53:07,512 these three people posing as pressees, are, in fact... 647 00:53:07,689 --> 00:53:09,418 foul stowaways. 648 00:53:09,825 --> 00:53:11,383 Stowaways? No! 649 00:53:11,460 --> 00:53:13,052 The perspicacity of Mr. Moon... 650 00:53:13,128 --> 00:53:17,792 has led to the discovery of a conspiracy against the Crown. 651 00:53:18,066 --> 00:53:20,967 There's no doubt in my mind that the one in the middle... 652 00:53:21,036 --> 00:53:24,472 is the son of the evil Yellowbeard. 653 00:53:24,573 --> 00:53:27,371 - Yellowbeard! - He has already dispatched... 654 00:53:27,709 --> 00:53:30,576 dear Mr. Crisp to the deep... 655 00:53:31,146 --> 00:53:34,047 clearly with the purpose of taking over this vessel. 656 00:53:35,184 --> 00:53:39,746 We shall deliver these traitors to the proper authorities. 657 00:53:40,656 --> 00:53:42,681 Set course for Portsmouth. 658 00:53:43,459 --> 00:53:45,620 You know what to do, Mr. Moon. 659 00:54:04,214 --> 00:54:05,408 Mutiny. 660 00:54:22,765 --> 00:54:26,064 Oh, dear, the Captain would appear to be out of sorts! 661 00:54:32,208 --> 00:54:36,144 We're gonna have to choose a new captain. Who shall it be? 662 00:54:36,579 --> 00:54:37,637 Me! 663 00:54:38,948 --> 00:54:42,281 - No. We want Dan! - Dan? 664 00:54:43,286 --> 00:54:44,584 Or the prostitute. 665 00:54:49,159 --> 00:54:50,888 Dan. 666 00:54:50,961 --> 00:54:52,656 Who? Who? Come on! 667 00:54:52,730 --> 00:54:55,164 - Dan! Dan! - Dan! 668 00:54:55,399 --> 00:54:56,798 - We want Dan! - Dan! 669 00:55:02,139 --> 00:55:03,731 It's unanimous, then. 670 00:55:04,508 --> 00:55:06,476 The ship's yours, Captain... 671 00:55:06,777 --> 00:55:08,870 to take where you will. 672 00:55:16,020 --> 00:55:17,544 That's it, that's it. 673 00:55:20,457 --> 00:55:23,915 I hope you don't mind us tying up the Captain like that, sir. 674 00:55:23,994 --> 00:55:25,461 No, not at all. 675 00:55:25,529 --> 00:55:27,929 Well, I was only following your lead. 676 00:55:28,198 --> 00:55:32,431 I mean, well, your killing Mr. Crisp was an example to us all. 677 00:55:32,938 --> 00:55:36,669 But I only hit him with a bucket, and then everything went blank. 678 00:55:37,175 --> 00:55:38,233 Oh, yeah. 679 00:55:38,410 --> 00:55:40,378 It's like that, killing. 680 00:55:42,781 --> 00:55:44,772 No hard feelings, Captain Hughes. 681 00:55:44,849 --> 00:55:47,409 Your consideration will be noted. 682 00:55:47,485 --> 00:55:50,852 Now, Bosun, set course for Madagascar. 683 00:55:54,926 --> 00:55:55,915 Yes. 684 00:55:56,895 --> 00:55:58,089 Right! 685 00:55:58,997 --> 00:56:01,261 You heard what the Captain said. 686 00:56:02,100 --> 00:56:04,967 - It's Madagascar. - Aye, aye, sir. 687 00:56:10,742 --> 00:56:12,835 Set a course for Portsmouth, Mr. Martin. 688 00:56:12,911 --> 00:56:14,037 Aye, aye, sir! 689 00:56:14,112 --> 00:56:16,444 East by northeast, Mr. Prostitute. 690 00:56:16,514 --> 00:56:17,981 Aye, aye, sir. 691 00:56:38,237 --> 00:56:42,435 All's well! 692 00:57:22,082 --> 00:57:26,246 - Ah... - S'well! 693 00:57:50,043 --> 00:57:53,103 We went 10 degrees west off course overnight. 694 00:57:53,580 --> 00:57:55,343 Did you notice that, Mr. Moon? 695 00:57:55,415 --> 00:57:57,042 Indeed I did, sir. 696 00:57:57,617 --> 00:58:01,213 Our captain didn't bump the helmsman off last night, did he? 697 00:58:01,289 --> 00:58:04,486 No. Didn't leave his cabin, Mr. Moon. 698 00:58:05,359 --> 00:58:07,884 - Did you order a change of course? - No. 699 00:58:11,766 --> 00:58:14,758 I think someone knows where the island is. 700 00:58:16,604 --> 00:58:19,266 See? They're leading us right to it. 701 00:58:25,813 --> 00:58:28,611 Come on, Mrs. Beard. We've been at this all day. 702 00:58:29,851 --> 00:58:32,115 No. No. 703 00:58:32,987 --> 00:58:35,251 That still doesn't look right. 704 00:58:35,723 --> 00:58:39,318 I don't think you're being as helpful as you promised, Mrs. Beard. 705 00:58:39,427 --> 00:58:41,258 I'm doing my best. 706 00:58:42,230 --> 00:58:44,858 Perhaps a little more shark treatment? 707 00:58:49,004 --> 00:58:52,235 Nothing in sight, sir. Absolutely nothing at all. 708 00:58:52,407 --> 00:58:53,635 Nothing, sir! 709 00:58:53,976 --> 00:58:56,342 Talk about clear horizons, this is it. 710 00:58:56,845 --> 00:58:59,939 We've been at sea for weeks without sighting anything, let alone The Edith. 711 00:59:00,015 --> 00:59:01,676 Ship ahoy! 712 00:59:05,587 --> 00:59:07,748 Look lively, lads. Look lively. 713 00:59:12,861 --> 00:59:15,125 There you are, sir. Nothing again. 714 00:59:15,564 --> 00:59:17,156 Nothing whatsoever. 715 00:59:22,037 --> 00:59:23,527 Behind you, Mansell. 716 00:59:23,605 --> 00:59:25,095 I know you are, sir. 717 00:59:25,340 --> 00:59:27,171 There's a ship behind you. 718 00:59:29,411 --> 00:59:31,606 Good lord, sir! It's The Edith! 719 00:59:32,181 --> 00:59:33,170 Sir? 720 00:59:39,556 --> 00:59:41,683 Of course it's The Edith, Mansell. 721 00:59:42,292 --> 00:59:43,452 But, sir... 722 00:59:44,761 --> 00:59:47,787 it is behind us, and we're supposed to be following it, sir. 723 00:59:47,864 --> 00:59:49,798 Well, how can we be, sir? 724 00:59:55,271 --> 00:59:57,796 - Strike the colors, Mr. Beamish. - Strike the colors, Mr. Beamish. 725 00:59:57,874 --> 00:59:59,739 - Hoist the French flag. - Hoist the French flag. 726 00:59:59,809 --> 01:00:01,674 - Hard about. - Hard about. 727 01:00:02,078 --> 01:00:03,705 They mustn't know we're after them, Mansell. 728 01:00:03,780 --> 01:00:05,839 If we can convince them we're French, they'll avoid us. 729 01:00:05,915 --> 01:00:09,043 Perhaps then we can return to following them discreetly. 730 01:00:10,954 --> 01:00:12,387 What sort of ship is it? 731 01:00:12,455 --> 01:00:14,082 Some kind of frigate. 732 01:00:15,558 --> 01:00:18,823 We wouldn't have come across it, if we had kept our course. 733 01:00:19,429 --> 01:00:21,021 No, no. We wouldn't. 734 01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:27,802 There's a flag. They're French, and they're rounding on us! 735 01:00:27,905 --> 01:00:29,463 Stand by to fire. 736 01:00:29,540 --> 01:00:30,837 Oh, dear. 737 01:00:31,342 --> 01:00:33,003 Stand by to hide. 738 01:00:36,113 --> 01:00:39,674 All right, Mansell, so we'll just sail quietly past, all right? 739 01:00:39,750 --> 01:00:40,739 Aye, aye, sir. 740 01:00:40,818 --> 01:00:43,286 Ready? Fire! 741 01:00:51,729 --> 01:00:54,357 - Are you all right, Mansell? - Yes, thank you, sir. 742 01:00:54,431 --> 01:00:55,625 Shit. 743 01:00:55,699 --> 01:00:57,394 What do the fools think they're doing? 744 01:00:57,468 --> 01:01:00,631 We outgun them. We outman them. We're much faster than they are. 745 01:01:00,704 --> 01:01:03,537 I think it might have something to do with the French flag we're flying, sir. 746 01:01:03,607 --> 01:01:07,509 All right, then to avoid suspicion, we better appear to retaliate. 747 01:01:07,578 --> 01:01:09,671 We'll fire a bit and miss a lot. 748 01:01:09,914 --> 01:01:10,903 Fire! 749 01:01:17,689 --> 01:01:19,520 Lower the guns! 750 01:01:21,293 --> 01:01:22,851 Fire! 751 01:01:25,330 --> 01:01:26,854 Raise the guns! 752 01:01:26,965 --> 01:01:29,365 Fire! 753 01:01:51,723 --> 01:01:53,657 More sail! 754 01:01:53,892 --> 01:01:55,257 More sail! 755 01:02:03,602 --> 01:02:06,435 - Clear the debris! - Clear the debris! 756 01:02:06,505 --> 01:02:09,372 - Carpenters to action! - Carpenters to action! 757 01:02:09,442 --> 01:02:12,002 Jettison some ballast, Mr. McKenzie. 758 01:02:12,144 --> 01:02:15,375 We must sail as fast as we can without our sail. 759 01:02:17,817 --> 01:02:19,114 Well done, lad! 760 01:02:19,185 --> 01:02:21,085 This calls for a celebration. 761 01:02:21,253 --> 01:02:23,278 Well done, Captain. 762 01:02:23,990 --> 01:02:24,979 Oh, yes. 763 01:02:25,257 --> 01:02:27,885 No disrespect intended, Your Lordship. 764 01:03:06,633 --> 01:03:10,000 Straight back, head up and thrust. 765 01:03:10,670 --> 01:03:12,137 Well done, Son. 766 01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:15,971 - Straight back, head up and thrust. - Captain. 767 01:03:25,852 --> 01:03:27,547 Get out, you coward. 768 01:03:34,594 --> 01:03:36,858 - Ebenezer. - Yes, Percy? 769 01:03:37,397 --> 01:03:40,127 - I've been thinking. - Oh, yes? 770 01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:42,897 Can brandy make you see things? 771 01:03:44,072 --> 01:03:47,564 - If you drink enough of it. - Oh, that explains it. 772 01:03:48,209 --> 01:03:52,111 - That island I thought I saw. - Island? 773 01:03:54,048 --> 01:03:56,039 - It is an island. - Of course. 774 01:03:56,150 --> 01:03:57,447 It's beautiful. 775 01:04:10,865 --> 01:04:13,732 - Prepare the longboat, Mr. Tarbuck. - Aye, aye, sir. 776 01:04:15,169 --> 01:04:18,434 Now, men, a group of us are going to put ashore here for provisions. 777 01:04:18,506 --> 01:04:22,272 Provisions. Oh, yes. Of course, sir. 778 01:04:25,813 --> 01:04:30,182 Could be a mirage. Looks rather like a mirage I once saw. 779 01:04:30,251 --> 01:04:31,378 If I saw it. 780 01:04:31,453 --> 01:04:33,512 Is it anything like the map on my head? 781 01:04:33,589 --> 01:04:35,648 This is the island. 782 01:05:21,971 --> 01:05:26,032 I gladly moisten your foot with my nostrils, Your Barbarity. 783 01:05:29,546 --> 01:05:32,640 I have something very nice to show you. 784 01:05:32,715 --> 01:05:33,943 Excellent. 785 01:05:49,165 --> 01:05:51,099 So, explain to me, Se�or Verdugo... 786 01:05:51,167 --> 01:05:54,728 the intricacies of this most holy instrument of confession. 787 01:05:55,505 --> 01:05:57,905 Triola, I don't think you should see this, my daughter. 788 01:05:57,974 --> 01:06:01,466 - It's only another torture machine. - I want it to be a surprise for you. 789 01:06:01,544 --> 01:06:04,104 - Later, my sweet. - All right, Daddy. 790 01:06:04,747 --> 01:06:07,181 - So, my new confessional. - Yes, of course. 791 01:06:07,250 --> 01:06:11,745 But first, Your Severity, you will notice that the instrument... 792 01:06:11,822 --> 01:06:15,553 is completely surrounded by this pool of acid... 793 01:06:15,626 --> 01:06:18,925 which will destroy anything thrown into it... 794 01:06:18,996 --> 01:06:22,397 except gold and precious stones. 795 01:06:22,566 --> 01:06:25,592 But flesh and bone and iron... 796 01:06:26,704 --> 01:06:28,001 Observe. 797 01:06:35,679 --> 01:06:36,839 Voil�! 798 01:06:39,883 --> 01:06:42,113 And it doesn't dissolve gold, you say? 799 01:06:42,186 --> 01:06:46,282 No. Not, of course. Of course not, Your Vapidity. 800 01:06:46,357 --> 01:06:50,817 Even if they have swallowed their valuables, Your Severity... 801 01:06:51,262 --> 01:06:55,596 there would be no need for those messy searches that we used to have. 802 01:06:55,666 --> 01:06:57,362 Unless we want one. 803 01:06:57,435 --> 01:06:59,699 Of course, Your Outrageousness. 804 01:07:06,945 --> 01:07:08,913 So this is my new confessional? 805 01:07:08,980 --> 01:07:13,212 Yes, it is. It works this way, Your Ferocity. If you will, please. 806 01:07:14,119 --> 01:07:15,677 The prisoner... 807 01:07:16,221 --> 01:07:18,086 is totally restrained... 808 01:07:18,356 --> 01:07:21,257 by means of this iron banding. 809 01:07:21,426 --> 01:07:23,257 Excellent. Excellent. 810 01:07:23,962 --> 01:07:28,126 But there is more to it than that, Your Blizzard of the Wrong. 811 01:07:28,233 --> 01:07:31,396 By means of these ratchets and these screws... 812 01:07:31,469 --> 01:07:34,927 you can place his body in any position that you want... 813 01:07:35,006 --> 01:07:39,170 for as long as you want and do anything to it that you want. 814 01:07:39,878 --> 01:07:43,279 You can break every bone in his hand... 815 01:07:43,348 --> 01:07:45,316 one at a time. 816 01:07:45,383 --> 01:07:47,079 - And feet? - And the feet. 817 01:07:47,887 --> 01:07:49,252 I love it. 818 01:07:49,322 --> 01:07:51,290 - And the back? - And the back. 819 01:07:51,357 --> 01:07:55,316 - And slowly crush them and break them? - Oh, yes. 820 01:07:55,895 --> 01:07:59,160 It is very effective, Your Acute Horrendousness. 821 01:07:59,532 --> 01:08:02,899 People will be even more frightened of me when they hear I have this. 822 01:08:02,968 --> 01:08:06,631 Oh, yes, definitely, Your Blind Stupidity. 823 01:08:08,708 --> 01:08:10,699 Even you, Se�or Verdugo? 824 01:08:12,111 --> 01:08:14,238 Well, of course not me. 825 01:08:14,313 --> 01:08:18,443 I mean, after all, I made it. I designed it. It's my baby. 826 01:08:19,085 --> 01:08:21,076 Well, let's see if it works. 827 01:08:24,223 --> 01:08:27,886 If it does not work, I shall dispatch you with heavenly force. 828 01:08:40,173 --> 01:08:43,665 Well, we could all do with some good food and clean water. 829 01:08:43,744 --> 01:08:46,645 - Mr. Moon, prepare a hunting party. - Aye, aye, sir. 830 01:08:47,514 --> 01:08:49,414 Why don't you go ahead and forage... 831 01:08:49,483 --> 01:08:53,351 and me and a few of the lads'll stay behind and guard the boat? 832 01:08:53,854 --> 01:08:55,481 Very good, Mr. Moon. 833 01:09:05,665 --> 01:09:09,829 There's a beach like this, which ought to be on the other side of the island. 834 01:09:11,171 --> 01:09:14,038 We'll cover more ground if we separate. 835 01:09:14,875 --> 01:09:18,311 We'll have every gun on that ship ready for them when they return. 836 01:09:19,012 --> 01:09:20,536 Bosun Gilbert. 837 01:09:21,982 --> 01:09:24,884 Aye, aye, Captain Moon. 838 01:11:08,758 --> 01:11:10,419 Bloody murderers. 839 01:11:26,543 --> 01:11:28,238 Unhand me, you heathens. 840 01:11:34,918 --> 01:11:35,907 Percy... 841 01:11:36,119 --> 01:11:39,646 I think I found the tree that that paralyzing liquid comes from. 842 01:11:39,722 --> 01:11:42,714 Just stab some under the skin and... 843 01:11:43,660 --> 01:11:45,457 You do what? 844 01:11:46,062 --> 01:11:47,529 Stab some... 845 01:11:48,431 --> 01:11:49,864 Oh, that. 846 01:11:58,042 --> 01:11:59,907 They've captured Dan. 847 01:12:00,010 --> 01:12:01,705 Ebenezer, look. 848 01:12:02,279 --> 01:12:03,268 Who? 849 01:12:03,347 --> 01:12:05,838 Shall we send for reinforcements... 850 01:12:05,916 --> 01:12:07,884 or capture them now? 851 01:12:12,389 --> 01:12:13,651 Wait a minute. 852 01:12:14,491 --> 01:12:15,981 What's that? 853 01:12:22,866 --> 01:12:24,128 Good Lord. 854 01:12:24,501 --> 01:12:26,093 How did he get here? 855 01:12:26,203 --> 01:12:27,932 There's our reinforcement. 856 01:12:37,715 --> 01:12:40,913 Seems to have taken a mild dislike to the priests. 857 01:13:08,580 --> 01:13:12,277 Come on, men. Let's rescue Captain Dan. 858 01:13:12,984 --> 01:13:14,417 Not likely, mate. 859 01:13:14,486 --> 01:13:15,817 And the treasure. 860 01:13:15,887 --> 01:13:18,651 - Right you are, mate. - Be right with you. 861 01:13:20,525 --> 01:13:22,755 - No, no, I can't. Leave me alone. - Come on, come on, please. 862 01:13:22,827 --> 01:13:24,658 He'll come back. He'll kill you. You see? 863 01:13:25,497 --> 01:13:27,158 Your Assholiness. 864 01:13:32,138 --> 01:13:33,867 Greetings, Your Vehemence. 865 01:13:36,275 --> 01:13:37,537 Mission accomplished. 866 01:13:37,610 --> 01:13:39,976 By the grace of God and heavenly force... 867 01:13:40,046 --> 01:13:42,981 five heathen souls have attained eternal serenity. 868 01:13:44,016 --> 01:13:45,574 Only five? 869 01:13:46,752 --> 01:13:48,447 Was there any money? 870 01:13:48,521 --> 01:13:50,955 On the paltry side, Your Barbarity. 871 01:13:52,525 --> 01:13:56,086 So your mission was as so much fart gas. 872 01:13:57,029 --> 01:13:58,690 Oh, no, Your Offensiveness. 873 01:13:58,764 --> 01:14:01,528 The ship that they came on was after Yellowbeard's treasure. 874 01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:02,931 Yellowbeard? 875 01:14:03,002 --> 01:14:04,594 Oh, no, no. He is not here. 876 01:14:04,670 --> 01:14:06,763 Just the men who came looking for his treasure. 877 01:14:06,839 --> 01:14:09,569 This is one of their officers, Your Molestation. 878 01:14:10,242 --> 01:14:12,073 The treasure of Yellowbeard. 879 01:14:12,144 --> 01:14:13,941 Now I am the richest... 880 01:14:15,214 --> 01:14:17,513 You must find out everything he knows. 881 01:14:17,617 --> 01:14:19,448 I have just the thing. 882 01:14:35,569 --> 01:14:37,434 Oh, my head. 883 01:14:37,771 --> 01:14:40,569 And my foot and my back. 884 01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:42,073 Mon Dieu, it works. 885 01:14:42,175 --> 01:14:44,700 You may torture me, but it will avail you nothing. 886 01:14:44,778 --> 01:14:47,144 We'll see about that, sailor. 887 01:15:05,198 --> 01:15:09,863 Captain Moon, sir, they've captured Dan, and they're setting a trap for the others. 888 01:15:10,138 --> 01:15:11,435 Excellent. 889 01:15:11,839 --> 01:15:15,639 They're making it easy for us. Well done, Gilbert. 890 01:15:32,426 --> 01:15:34,326 Is it too cold for you? 891 01:15:35,029 --> 01:15:36,656 No, I'm all right. 892 01:15:37,465 --> 01:15:41,526 You must tell my father where the treasure is, or you will surely die. 893 01:15:41,736 --> 01:15:42,998 I'll tell him nothing. 894 01:15:43,070 --> 01:15:46,198 But he only wants it for the grace and glory of God. 895 01:15:46,274 --> 01:15:49,505 What kind of God is it that kills and tortures men? 896 01:15:49,577 --> 01:15:52,011 My father's only purpose is to enable heathen souls... 897 01:15:52,079 --> 01:15:55,641 to enter heaven more rapidly than they would of their own accord. 898 01:15:56,151 --> 01:15:57,675 Please tell him. 899 01:15:58,220 --> 01:16:00,017 It hurts me to see you hurt. 900 01:16:00,088 --> 01:16:03,524 It hurts me to see you be hurt by me being hurt. 901 01:16:04,860 --> 01:16:06,452 I think I love you. 902 01:16:06,528 --> 01:16:08,052 You're right, you do. 903 01:16:08,130 --> 01:16:09,688 And I love you. 904 01:16:10,165 --> 01:16:13,259 And when I am rescued, I want you to come with me. 905 01:16:13,502 --> 01:16:16,266 But to come with you would mean leaving here. 906 01:16:17,639 --> 01:16:20,199 - Are you taking the treasure? - That's right. 907 01:16:22,411 --> 01:16:24,709 Triola, you realize your father may be killed? 908 01:16:24,780 --> 01:16:27,840 Oh, Daddy won't mind. He's a bit odd about things like that. 909 01:16:27,916 --> 01:16:29,713 I must pack my things. 910 01:16:46,369 --> 01:16:48,564 Excuse me, Your Monstrosity. 911 01:16:49,072 --> 01:16:51,768 Our prisoner here must be very importante. 912 01:16:52,075 --> 01:16:55,340 There seems to be quite a little army gathering down there. 913 01:16:56,779 --> 01:16:59,680 - Could it be their leader? - No. 914 01:17:00,183 --> 01:17:02,947 But there is a man of very high rank giving orders. 915 01:17:03,019 --> 01:17:05,419 He would know where the treasure is. 916 01:17:05,555 --> 01:17:07,750 He is the one we must capture. 917 01:17:08,992 --> 01:17:11,927 That would be very difficult, O Berserk One. 918 01:17:11,995 --> 01:17:15,658 He would be the last in the attack and the first to escape. 919 01:17:16,165 --> 01:17:18,065 Typical leader for you. 920 01:17:19,102 --> 01:17:20,592 What did you say? 921 01:17:20,670 --> 01:17:23,662 I said, except for you, O Mindless Slaughterer. 922 01:17:28,711 --> 01:17:30,838 That's the answer. Yeah. 923 01:17:32,649 --> 01:17:36,882 We will lure their leader to the front by allowing their attack to succeed. 924 01:17:37,221 --> 01:17:38,210 Yes. 925 01:17:38,322 --> 01:17:42,884 We will pretend to resist and fake injury and death when they attack. 926 01:17:45,195 --> 01:17:48,528 Excuse me, why are you banging your head like that? 927 01:17:50,567 --> 01:17:52,398 - Was I? - Yes, you was. 928 01:17:53,137 --> 01:17:55,435 We all seen you, you silly man. 929 01:17:55,606 --> 01:17:56,937 Excuse me. 930 01:17:57,007 --> 01:18:02,001 Yes, and when the invaders reach the throne room, my men will rise up... 931 01:18:02,513 --> 01:18:06,040 and dispatch all with majestic heavenly force. 932 01:18:07,384 --> 01:18:09,909 Magnificent strategy, Your Arrogance. 933 01:18:10,187 --> 01:18:12,382 But it must look realistic. 934 01:18:12,589 --> 01:18:14,682 Anyone caught overacting... 935 01:18:15,292 --> 01:18:17,760 I will personally scare to death. 936 01:18:19,430 --> 01:18:21,830 - Alms for the poor. - Social parasite. 937 01:18:22,434 --> 01:18:23,526 Take the donkey. 938 01:18:23,601 --> 01:18:25,193 - My bowl. Where is my bowl? - Come on, burro! 939 01:18:28,974 --> 01:18:30,407 Hold on, men. 940 01:18:31,943 --> 01:18:33,205 This way. 941 01:18:34,512 --> 01:18:36,343 Welcome to our trap. 942 01:18:41,052 --> 01:18:42,610 Come on, Ebenezer. 943 01:18:45,390 --> 01:18:48,655 Now everyone wait for my signal. Oh, except you. 944 01:19:24,397 --> 01:19:26,024 That is pathetic! 945 01:19:30,836 --> 01:19:32,963 - What? - What about this, sir? 946 01:19:36,375 --> 01:19:38,775 Go back to your position. Go on! 947 01:19:41,180 --> 01:19:42,807 So far, so good. 948 01:19:44,183 --> 01:19:45,514 This way, men. 949 01:20:04,971 --> 01:20:06,871 Vasquez, don't overdo it. 950 01:20:10,944 --> 01:20:13,572 - Alms for the poor. - On guard. 951 01:20:15,582 --> 01:20:16,879 And you. 952 01:20:19,453 --> 01:20:20,681 Jolly good. 953 01:20:22,255 --> 01:20:23,654 Touch�. 954 01:20:34,835 --> 01:20:36,132 Good shot. 955 01:20:43,910 --> 01:20:45,537 Look at this, sir. 956 01:20:52,053 --> 01:20:53,611 This is terrible! 957 01:20:54,555 --> 01:20:57,490 I will have no more bad acting! 958 01:21:25,987 --> 01:21:27,978 - That was great. Bravo. - Cool. 959 01:21:28,055 --> 01:21:29,647 Bravo. 960 01:21:34,228 --> 01:21:36,162 What do you make of it? 961 01:21:41,470 --> 01:21:43,495 Dead. Entirely. 962 01:21:48,143 --> 01:21:49,701 Release that man. 963 01:21:50,512 --> 01:21:52,980 You have fallen for one of my least likely plans. 964 01:21:55,918 --> 01:21:58,443 Stand up, men. Come on, you guys. 965 01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:01,284 - Up. Up. - I administered a drop of this to them all... 966 01:22:01,356 --> 01:22:03,290 just as a precaution. 967 01:22:03,992 --> 01:22:07,985 Well, then, you give me no choice. I shall have to... I shall have to... 968 01:22:08,063 --> 01:22:09,291 give up completely. 969 01:22:09,364 --> 01:22:11,832 Sorry about that. Sorry, sorry, everyone. 970 01:22:11,934 --> 01:22:14,562 I'll go free your friend, then, shall I? 971 01:22:19,274 --> 01:22:23,005 I'm much too fiendish for the likes of you white-faced persons. 972 01:22:23,078 --> 01:22:26,172 Your friend, who you value so highly, is in my power. 973 01:22:26,248 --> 01:22:28,683 - Well, what sort of power? - What? 974 01:22:28,751 --> 01:22:31,686 Well, what sort of power do you have? 975 01:22:31,754 --> 01:22:34,279 My divine right to command over life and death. 976 01:22:34,357 --> 01:22:37,417 - That sort of power. - That sort of power, yes. 977 01:22:37,493 --> 01:22:40,929 I thought perhaps you meant mechanical energy. 978 01:22:41,030 --> 01:22:44,261 As ruler, my supremacy is absolute on this island. 979 01:22:44,767 --> 01:22:47,463 I thought this was an atoll. 980 01:22:47,537 --> 01:22:50,836 - Not at all. Not an atoll. - No, not an atoll? Oh, no. What is it, then? 981 01:22:50,907 --> 01:22:53,398 - This is an isthmus. - Isthmus. 982 01:22:53,476 --> 01:22:56,206 Silence and obey, or I shall kill your captain. 983 01:22:58,414 --> 01:22:59,745 Yellowbeard. 984 01:23:04,354 --> 01:23:05,912 Father, we thought you were dead. 985 01:23:05,989 --> 01:23:09,356 Us Yellowbeards are never more dangerous than when we're dead. 986 01:23:09,425 --> 01:23:11,655 How you getting on pirating? 987 01:23:12,095 --> 01:23:15,087 - Well... - How many men have you killed so far? 988 01:23:15,231 --> 01:23:17,257 One. Two, I think. 989 01:23:17,334 --> 01:23:20,826 You think? You'll never kill anyone if you go around thinking. 990 01:23:22,539 --> 01:23:23,767 Triola. 991 01:23:25,309 --> 01:23:27,004 I don't think you've met my father. 992 01:23:27,077 --> 01:23:30,410 Been out raping, lad? Nice work, lad. 993 01:23:31,148 --> 01:23:32,513 No, I haven't raped her. 994 01:23:32,583 --> 01:23:34,642 No, you wouldn't have, you poncey little git. 995 01:23:34,718 --> 01:23:37,653 You're not the prawn of my loins. Your mother's a bloody liar. 996 01:23:37,721 --> 01:23:39,154 That's what I liked about her. 997 01:23:39,223 --> 01:23:42,624 She couldn't be your mother. No woman ever slept with me and lived. 998 01:23:42,693 --> 01:23:45,161 - What's happened to Daddy? - I killed him. 999 01:23:45,462 --> 01:23:46,952 He's gone to heaven. 1000 01:23:47,031 --> 01:23:50,228 Oh, that's nice. He sent all his friends there. 1001 01:23:50,301 --> 01:23:52,064 She's yours, is she then, Dan? 1002 01:23:52,136 --> 01:23:54,764 Let me have a bit of a prod at her first. 1003 01:23:54,838 --> 01:23:56,999 - Father! - Captain Dan! 1004 01:23:57,241 --> 01:23:59,209 Captain Dan. It's Mr... 1005 01:24:02,646 --> 01:24:04,672 - Who? - It's... 1006 01:24:06,251 --> 01:24:08,685 It's Mr. Moon. 1007 01:24:09,254 --> 01:24:11,688 Moon? That shithead Moon? 1008 01:24:11,756 --> 01:24:14,088 It's time I got rid of him. 1009 01:24:14,159 --> 01:24:16,491 Dad, stop. Look, we'll all fight Mr. Moon. 1010 01:24:16,561 --> 01:24:19,428 Oh, good. Another battle. Well done, Son. 1011 01:24:19,964 --> 01:24:21,124 Dan. 1012 01:24:26,304 --> 01:24:29,603 Come on, men. Let's go get our treasure. 1013 01:24:38,950 --> 01:24:40,383 So long, mate. 1014 01:24:40,719 --> 01:24:43,984 Don't worry. I'll spend your share. 1015 01:24:44,055 --> 01:24:48,355 - No, you won't, Mr. Moon. - It's little Captain Dan, huh? 1016 01:24:49,627 --> 01:24:50,651 Yellowbeard! 1017 01:24:50,729 --> 01:24:53,357 Moon, you bastard, what betrayed me. 1018 01:24:56,135 --> 01:25:00,435 I'm gonna make you eat both your own buttocks. 1019 01:25:03,843 --> 01:25:07,836 I've got a score to settle with you, Captain Yellowbeard. 1020 01:25:18,724 --> 01:25:19,952 Good girl. 1021 01:25:34,273 --> 01:25:36,707 Hold your throat on this sword. 1022 01:25:45,485 --> 01:25:47,385 He's all yours, lad. 1023 01:26:27,327 --> 01:26:28,817 Dan, watch out. 1024 01:26:58,559 --> 01:26:59,856 Get going! 1025 01:27:01,062 --> 01:27:03,360 Great shot, young lady. 1026 01:27:09,637 --> 01:27:11,161 Later, Triola. I must find my father. 1027 01:27:11,239 --> 01:27:14,572 You mean Yellowbeard? He went that way. 1028 01:27:18,079 --> 01:27:19,842 Well, Commander Clement... 1029 01:27:19,947 --> 01:27:24,044 I had high hopes you would consider sharing. 1030 01:27:24,152 --> 01:27:26,882 Just lead me to Yellowbeard's treasure, Mrs. Beard. 1031 01:27:26,955 --> 01:27:28,684 - That's all I want. - Right. 1032 01:27:29,191 --> 01:27:31,785 Well, as I recall... 1033 01:27:32,828 --> 01:27:35,023 it should be in that direction. 1034 01:27:35,097 --> 01:27:38,828 Let's see, that's stagger, stagger, crawl, crawl... 1035 01:27:39,902 --> 01:27:43,668 No, that's crawl, crawl. Right. 1036 01:27:46,675 --> 01:27:48,040 Crawl, sir? 1037 01:27:48,977 --> 01:27:50,376 Come on, men. 1038 01:27:51,179 --> 01:27:53,670 Right, right. 1039 01:27:57,219 --> 01:28:01,019 Stagger, stagger, right and jump. 1040 01:28:01,089 --> 01:28:02,920 - And stagger. - Jump. 1041 01:28:02,991 --> 01:28:06,984 - Stagger, stagger, jump. - Jump. Wait for me, sir. 1042 01:28:07,663 --> 01:28:10,326 It's quite good exercise this, really, isn't it? 1043 01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:13,892 Get shot, stagger, stagger, stagger... 1044 01:28:15,071 --> 01:28:16,538 roll... 1045 01:28:16,606 --> 01:28:21,441 stagger, stagger, stagger a little bit, then... 1046 01:28:22,412 --> 01:28:25,870 stagger, stagger, crawl, stagger... 1047 01:28:25,949 --> 01:28:28,645 stagger, stagger, roll... 1048 01:28:30,753 --> 01:28:33,278 and crawl, crawl, crawl... 1049 01:28:33,923 --> 01:28:37,188 - stagger, stagger, stagger... - Father, are you all right? 1050 01:28:37,260 --> 01:28:40,696 ...stagger, stagger, stagger... - Father? 1051 01:28:42,432 --> 01:28:45,401 You made me forget where I was, you stupid little sod. 1052 01:28:45,468 --> 01:28:46,901 - What were you doing? - Shut up! 1053 01:28:46,970 --> 01:28:49,666 Did I just say stagger or was it crawl? 1054 01:28:49,739 --> 01:28:51,434 - I don't know. - It was crawl. 1055 01:28:51,507 --> 01:28:54,340 But was it crawl to the right, crawl to the left... 1056 01:28:54,410 --> 01:28:58,780 or crawl, crawl, then to the right, then stagger? Or was it... 1057 01:28:58,849 --> 01:29:00,578 Oh, bugger me, you've sodded the whole thing up... 1058 01:29:00,651 --> 01:29:02,551 like the stupid little twerp that you are. 1059 01:29:02,620 --> 01:29:06,112 I was recreating what happened to me 20 years ago, man and boy. 1060 01:29:06,190 --> 01:29:07,521 Why didn't you stay with us? 1061 01:29:07,591 --> 01:29:10,389 - Because I wanted to betray you. - But why? 1062 01:29:10,494 --> 01:29:13,054 I had to. Betraying's all part of pirating. 1063 01:29:13,130 --> 01:29:15,564 If you don't know that, you're not even close to being a pirate. 1064 01:29:15,633 --> 01:29:18,124 - Prawn of my loins, my foot. - What? 1065 01:29:18,636 --> 01:29:20,570 You're either born a pirate or not. 1066 01:29:20,638 --> 01:29:24,472 It's in the blood, Dan, and it's not in your blood, or you'd have betrayed me long ago. 1067 01:29:24,541 --> 01:29:27,601 All right, I may not be a pirate, but at least I've got a brain in my head... 1068 01:29:27,678 --> 01:29:29,373 so why don't we just follow the instructions? 1069 01:29:29,446 --> 01:29:30,606 Right. 1070 01:29:35,519 --> 01:29:36,543 Right. 1071 01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:41,653 Six paces north, left at the rock, then four paces west. 1072 01:29:43,127 --> 01:29:44,719 Right, come on, lad. 1073 01:29:44,795 --> 01:29:48,163 Give us a hand. Stride, stride, stagger left... 1074 01:29:48,266 --> 01:29:50,791 stride, stride, then dig. 1075 01:29:51,803 --> 01:29:54,499 Go on, make yourself useful, lad. 1076 01:29:55,807 --> 01:29:58,071 You know, the way you was fighting back there... 1077 01:29:58,143 --> 01:30:00,611 there may be some pirate blood in you, after all. 1078 01:30:00,679 --> 01:30:03,944 Well, I did have a hand in forcing Mr. Moon into the acid. 1079 01:30:04,249 --> 01:30:08,310 With your head on my shoulders, we can wreck civilization. 1080 01:30:10,955 --> 01:30:13,651 - And stagger and jump and jump... - Keep hopping. 1081 01:30:13,725 --> 01:30:15,386 ...and stagger and stagger and jump. 1082 01:30:17,429 --> 01:30:20,990 Go on, Dan, use your dagger. 1083 01:30:25,737 --> 01:30:28,968 - Look at it all. - Hip, hip, hooray! 1084 01:30:29,641 --> 01:30:32,940 - Triola, we're rich. - Come on, Dan. 1085 01:30:34,345 --> 01:30:36,280 Congratulations, Father. 1086 01:30:38,217 --> 01:30:40,208 But I didn't... 1087 01:30:40,820 --> 01:30:43,812 - You are a Yellowbeard. - What? 1088 01:30:46,225 --> 01:30:50,355 Killing your father as I killed my father before me. 1089 01:30:52,031 --> 01:30:54,499 - Dad, the blood. - Blood. 1090 01:30:56,902 --> 01:30:58,927 That's what I like to hear. 1091 01:30:59,672 --> 01:31:01,663 You are my son. 1092 01:31:09,415 --> 01:31:11,474 Halt, in the name of the law! 1093 01:31:13,252 --> 01:31:16,278 Well done there, lad. Got him at last. 1094 01:31:16,655 --> 01:31:18,452 All right, men. Keep your guns on him. 1095 01:31:18,524 --> 01:31:22,893 Hello, Dan. Hello, lambchop. Wonderful to see you. 1096 01:31:23,129 --> 01:31:24,757 Pity about your dad. 1097 01:31:24,831 --> 01:31:28,426 On the other hand, it is the way what he said he always wanted to go. 1098 01:31:28,502 --> 01:31:29,833 Horribly. 1099 01:31:30,937 --> 01:31:33,303 Commander Clement, Royal Navy. 1100 01:31:34,174 --> 01:31:37,905 - I claim this treasure... - He claims it? 1101 01:31:37,978 --> 01:31:40,811 ...in the name of Her Majesty, Queen Anne. 1102 01:31:40,914 --> 01:31:44,475 Dan, darling, I don't think I love you anymore. 1103 01:31:44,851 --> 01:31:46,819 You're right. You don't. 1104 01:31:47,154 --> 01:31:48,621 Goodbye, Triola. 1105 01:31:48,688 --> 01:31:51,623 There's at least two more chests down there. 1106 01:31:51,825 --> 01:31:54,589 You'll be a duke now, sir. Won't you, sir? 1107 01:31:55,395 --> 01:31:57,693 Duty, Mansell. That's my reward. 1108 01:31:58,632 --> 01:31:59,894 Duke, eh? 1109 01:32:00,901 --> 01:32:04,337 You've got a lovely bottom, blue eyes. 1110 01:32:04,704 --> 01:32:06,729 - I think I love you. - What? 1111 01:32:07,007 --> 01:32:10,306 She said you've got a lovely bottom, sir, and... 1112 01:32:10,377 --> 01:32:12,208 - Shut up, Mansell. - Yes, sir. 1113 01:32:12,779 --> 01:32:16,011 - Right, Mansell, clap those people in irons. - Sir. 1114 01:32:20,421 --> 01:32:23,015 You poor dear. You must have suffered. 1115 01:32:23,357 --> 01:32:26,292 - Tell me about it. - It was simply awful. 1116 01:32:38,005 --> 01:32:41,202 Sir, I was just thinking... 1117 01:32:41,809 --> 01:32:44,437 Her Majesty can have no idea... 1118 01:32:44,512 --> 01:32:47,276 how much treasure we've got. Can she, sir? 1119 01:32:48,216 --> 01:32:49,774 No, she can't. 1120 01:32:50,751 --> 01:32:52,912 - Have one yourself. - Thank you, sir. 1121 01:32:53,421 --> 01:32:56,481 Or even where we are. 1122 01:32:58,192 --> 01:32:59,625 I say, sir. 1123 01:33:01,462 --> 01:33:05,365 Mansell, are you thinking what I think you're thinking? 1124 01:33:05,634 --> 01:33:08,000 I'll think whatever you say, sir. 1125 01:33:09,838 --> 01:33:12,363 Ever been to the Americas? 1126 01:33:17,112 --> 01:33:20,775 Us Yellowbeards are never more dangerous than when we're dead. 1127 01:33:21,783 --> 01:33:22,909 Dan. 1128 01:33:25,020 --> 01:33:26,749 I think I love you. 1129 01:33:27,055 --> 01:33:29,922 Come on, lad, there's pirating to be done. 1130 01:33:46,353 --> 01:33:52,106 Subtitle: sync, fix: titler 1131 01:33:55,106 --> 01:33:59,106 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 86717