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- Previously on "Wrecked"...
- Danny Wallace?
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His family's worth billions!
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I'm Declan Stanwick. This
is my private island.
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This place is bad news!
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The dude has human heads on the wall!
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So, what are you gonna do?
Are you just gonna kill us?
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No, I'm going to break you
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and watch you hunt each
other to the death.
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I think we're in trouble.
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♪ ♪
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Martha!
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Something's wrong with Steve!
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Come quick!
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♪ ♪
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[MOANING]
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We just found him like this.
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- He's ice-cold.
- Oh, who's that?
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Hello? I'm ice-cold.
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FLORENCE: You're cold?
But it's warm here.
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He must be sick.
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He must be so sick!
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I guess you probably
better come on in here
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and take a look at him, right?
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Who's behind the wall?
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No one.
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It's the dumb one, isn't it?
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Flabby McConaughey?
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Probably what... holding a rock?
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No.
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Yeah, I'm not coming in there.
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- God damn it!
- Son of a...
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Flabby?!
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Does this guy look
flabby to you, Barfa?!
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How about his identical
twin brother, Pecsas Bill?!
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Well, that's just great.
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I'm acting my ass off, and
I'm surrounded by amateurs.
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This is the Wellington Dinner
Theater all over again!
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Just face it... We're gonna
have to kill each other
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in a shitty "Hunger Games,"
and we're not even gonna get
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cool outfits from Lenny Kravitz!
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Listen.
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There's still eight of
us and two of them.
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As long as we got the numbers,
we got a fighting ch...
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[HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING]
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♪ ♪
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Scratch that. It's a chopper.
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There's probably more
of them. We're dead.
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Who would do this?
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Who would make people hunt each other?
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The rich. That's who.
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Make no mistake,
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rich people are monsters.
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Who wants gorilla with their eggs?
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Brewster, ape steak?
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Uh, does a fat dog fart
when you squeeze it?
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'Course I'm havin' ape steak, man.
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Come on!
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Errol, how about you?
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No, I'm still vegan,
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just like last year and
the year before that.
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Well, I'm sure Martha can find
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something green for you
to stuff in your pussy.
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[LAUGHTER]
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It's the exact same
joke he said last year.
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- Still lands.
- No, it doesn't.
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- No, it doesn't.
- Still lands it.
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Gentlemen, I would like to
thank you for clearing space
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in your busy schedules to come along
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to this impromptu hunt.
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What's happening, Declan?
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I know you couldn't have rounded up
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enough contestants already.
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No, Peabody, I have not.
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A few weeks ago,
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a pirate contacted me about some cargo
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she had come across...
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the survivors of an airline crash.
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I was ready to bring them here.
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I told her I wanted their organs.
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I left out the little bit
about the hunting, of course.
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[LAUGHTER]
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But then she went dark.
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I had almost given up on the
endeavor until two days ago
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when eight of them just
washed up on my shore.
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No way.
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- Are you serious?
- What are the odds?
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I think this is going to
be our best hunt yet.
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- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo! All right!
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Man, I am so pumped to watch
people hunt each other.
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Being rich is awesome. This is awesome!
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♪ ♪
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Look alive, meat!
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Mr. Stanwick wants to show
you off to his guests.
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But first, we have to
clean the stink off you.
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Okay, listen, we get it.
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We're your captives.
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But can we just treat each other
with a little bit of resp...
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Aah! So cold! Aah!
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Gentlemen, may I present to
you this year's contestants.
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♪ ♪
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[BREWSTER LAUGHS] Well, I'll be.
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If this ain't the most
rag-tag-lookin' group
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of sorry sons of bitches I ever did...
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I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to stop you there.
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You see, you've already
made one grave mistake.
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Oh, yeah? And what's that?
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You've left me untied.
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- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
- Aah!
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[LAUGHTER]
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Whoo!
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Surprise! [LAUGHS]
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Errol's bracelets can
deliver up to 1,000 volts
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of electricity coursing
through your body
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with just the touch of a single button.
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It can also count your steps.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Right.
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I'm just... I'm changing
my strategy a bit.
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I'm gonna join the... the line.
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We have a little tradition
here at Isle de Declan.
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Before we send you out to
hunt each other to the death,
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we like to name our prey.
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You.
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Step forward.
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♪ ♪
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Holy shit.
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We're starting with the hard one.
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I mean, he's just... He's so bland.
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- Yeah.
- You know?
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I mean, like, if I close my eyes,
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I can't even remember
what he looked like.
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I'm getting "Vanilla."
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- Ah.
- [LAUGHS]
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Done. Martha?
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Next!
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Easy.
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- The Hot One.
- Yep.
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Screw you.
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- Also, thank you.
- Next!
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What's a sort of douche-baggy,
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desert-trashy sort of name?
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- Uh, Todd?
- What?
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- MARTHA: Next!
- Oh, I got it.
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"Outback," like the steakhouse.
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Well, that's actually Australian.
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I'm from New Zealand, so...
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- Uh, "Awesome Blossom"?
- Yes!
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That's Chili's. That's not
even Outback. That's...
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MARTHA: Next!
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Uh, "The Hot One"?
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So, Jess and I are both "The Hot One"?
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Oh, yeah. That is confusing.
Uh, "Cute One"?
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I don't think it's that confusing.
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- Next!
- Hi.
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Look at that little
fella. He's pint-sized!
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Pint-sized? More like half
pint, am I right, guys?
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[LAUGHTER]
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Yes! You're right!
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Hey, you want some steak?
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Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Fetch.
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- Don't mind if I do!
- Next!
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Whoa! Look at this big old bitch.
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I think we have our "Six Feet."
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Well, that's inaccurate.
I'm 5'9", not 6'.
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"Six feet" as in six feet under.
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You'll be the first to die in the hunt.
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Based on what criteria?
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Uh, you're old as shit.
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[LAUGHS] And you're a woman.
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BREWSTER: Look at him eating
it off the floor like a dog.
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Hey, can you bark like a dog, Half Pint?
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[YIPPING]
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[LAUGHS] That's adorable!
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Next!
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I'm thinking, uh, "Dough Boy"?
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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- I mean...
- Daniel?
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Daniel Wallace?
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Uh, yeah.
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[LAUGHS]
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Holy shit!
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I was sitting there like,
"I know this guy."
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It was the beard or something.
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Wow! I'm Greg Peabody.
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I used to work with your father.
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We both got sued for harassment
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by that same fat, dumb lady.
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- Oh, my God.
- Yeah!
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Declan, we don't hunt our own.
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Get this bracelet off of him.
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He's one of us.
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- Peabody.
- Yeah?
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May I speak with you for a moment?
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This is nuts. I can't... This is crazy.
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♪ ♪
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[WHISPERS] Danny, you
have to go with them.
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[WHISPERS] No, I'm not one
of them. I'm not my dad.
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No, you can go get help.
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You can be undercover.
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You mean like... Donnie Brasco?
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No.
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I mean like... Danny Brasco.
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It's Donnie Brasco.
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- Movie's called "Donnie Brasco."
- No. I know. I know.
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I-I know the movie. I know the movie.
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I'm saying that your name is Danny.
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- Oh. Oh!
- Okay.
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♪ ♪
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Peabody!
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Get this bracelet off of me.
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I'm sick of standing
near all this filth.
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Oh.
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♪ ♪
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Peabody has assured me
that you're one of us.
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Martha, take the rest away.
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♪ ♪
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[WHISPERS] You're an embarrassment.
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Excuse me?
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That dog and pony show
you put on back there?
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- Do you have any dignity?
- No, I don't.
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What I do have is a belly full of steak.
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That you ate off the ground.
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- Oh, yeah, you're right.
- Yeah.
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The ground did make it
taste less like steak.
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Sike! It was delicious
and expertly marinated!
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As long as I can live another day,
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I'll do whatever it takes.
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- You're such a little sh...
- Hey!
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Into the pen, now!
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Absolutely, Martha.
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I can't wait to get in there.
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By the way, this shade of
red on you is tremendous.
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Did you hear me, Six Feet?
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Call me that again.
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Six...
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Ha!
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♪ ♪
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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No. Karen, what did you do?
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What does it look like?
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I'm getting us the hell out of here.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Oh, no, she's gonna shock us so bad
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when she wakes up.
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Not without this.
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♪ ♪
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Oh, nice!
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[LAUGHS]
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Freedom!
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Hyah! Hyah!
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♪ ♪
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That was also how she opened the pen.
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- Come on, man!
- You piece of shit!
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What the hell is wrong with you, man?!
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I'm sorry I don't know how
to operate a human cage!
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How are we supposed to
get out of here now?
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This looks networked.
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If we could somehow
find the control hub,
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maybe we can open it manually.
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Pack, that creepy-ass hidden room.
263
00:10:08,330 --> 00:10:10,000
There was a computer and shit in there.
264
00:10:10,060 --> 00:10:11,100
Show me where it is.
265
00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:12,256
Oh, yeah, yeah. No problem.
266
00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,760
So, basically, we're here, right, Karen?
267
00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:16,890
And you're gonna walk up
past Martha, go down...
268
00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:18,480
Pack, go with her, obviously!
269
00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:19,640
Okay, I'll go!
270
00:10:19,930 --> 00:10:21,840
She'll be trouble when she comes to.
271
00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:24,800
Drag that old bag of bones over here.
272
00:10:24,870 --> 00:10:27,870
We'll deal with her.
273
00:10:27,940 --> 00:10:28,960
What?
274
00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:32,270
♪ ♪
275
00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:35,010
I'm so not cut out for
this "Die Hard" business.
276
00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:37,080
You're not cut out for
a cupcake business.
277
00:10:37,090 --> 00:10:38,100
How have you lived this long?
278
00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,060
Because I know how to
play the game, Karen.
279
00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,930
This is no different than an agency.
280
00:10:41,950 --> 00:10:43,750
Okay, keep your head low,
281
00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:44,900
pretend everything is legal,
282
00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,000
and at the last moment,
283
00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,190
you stab your boss in the back and ta...
284
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,540
- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!
- What is it? What?
285
00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,630
- Shut up.
- Okay, okay, okay.
286
00:10:51,690 --> 00:10:53,180
- Shh.
- Got it.
287
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,180
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
288
00:10:55,200 --> 00:11:02,900
♪ ♪
289
00:11:03,370 --> 00:11:04,760
What are you doing?
290
00:11:04,770 --> 00:11:07,110
Oh, I see what you're doing.
291
00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:08,820
You're gonna throw a
rock and distract him.
292
00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:10,150
He's gonna be like, "What's that?"
293
00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:11,710
And then we're gonna
sneak right behind him
294
00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,240
like two little mice.
295
00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:18,650
♪ ♪
296
00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:21,080
Holy shit! What if you missed?
297
00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,760
I never miss.
298
00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:24,930
That can't be true.
299
00:11:24,990 --> 00:11:26,536
Also, how often are you throwing rocks?
300
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,000
I think he's dead.
301
00:11:28,260 --> 00:11:32,070
♪ ♪
302
00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:35,060
Danny boy, what year can I pour ya?
303
00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:38,470
Uh, whichever gets me the drunkest?
304
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:42,080
[LAUGHTER]
305
00:11:44,340 --> 00:11:46,740
DECLAN: I have a question
for you, Daniel.
306
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,550
If you're so wealthy, why
were you flying commercial?
307
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:52,030
Surely you could've flown private.
308
00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:55,820
Unless, of course, you don't
care about appearances.
309
00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,920
Um, uh, I...
310
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:06,760
♪ ♪
311
00:12:06,780 --> 00:12:10,580
Actually, I was thinking of
acquiring Lotus Airlines.
312
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,100
Call me old-fashioned,
313
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:16,840
but I like to taste the
milk before I buy the cow.
314
00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,050
[CHUCKLES]
315
00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,830
They can kiss that deal goodbye.
316
00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:22,800
No, I'm still going to acquire them.
317
00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,300
So I can bankrupt them.
318
00:12:25,990 --> 00:12:29,000
You try to kill me, I destroy you.
319
00:12:29,260 --> 00:12:30,520
[LAUGHTER]
320
00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:31,800
Well, how would you do it?
321
00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:36,460
I would personally fire
each and every one of them.
322
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:37,580
[LAUGHS]
323
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,070
- Face-to-face?
- Face-to-face.
324
00:12:40,140 --> 00:12:43,670
The VPs, the pilots, the
lowly baggage handlers.
325
00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:45,650
Oh, that guy was just
doing his job. [LAUGHS]
326
00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:48,040
I don't care. I'm gonna put
them all on the streets!
327
00:12:48,050 --> 00:12:50,950
Hell yeah, you will! God damn!
328
00:12:51,010 --> 00:12:53,440
DECLAN: You've forgotten
one little detail.
329
00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:57,710
You'll pay a pretty penny for
those severance packages.
330
00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,130
Ah.
331
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,590
I don't care.
332
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:02,940
I won't pay.
333
00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:04,980
But they'll take you to court.
334
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,200
The legal fees alone...
335
00:13:07,210 --> 00:13:08,610
I don't care.
336
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,390
I will do whatever it takes
337
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,120
to show them that I am a man!
338
00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:15,810
A rich and powerful man
that won't be stepped on!
339
00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:17,090
Yeah!
340
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,840
I'm sick of being stepped on!
341
00:13:18,890 --> 00:13:21,890
All these harassment
lawsuits?! They're bullshit!
342
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,980
It's a slap on the dick is what it is!
343
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,570
Yeah, right in the dick!
344
00:13:25,580 --> 00:13:27,980
Yeah! We are men with money!
345
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,340
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
346
00:13:29,370 --> 00:13:30,370
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
347
00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:32,630
We do what we want!
348
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,520
♪ Life is funny ♪
349
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,300
♪ Skies are sunny ♪
350
00:13:36,370 --> 00:13:38,440
♪ Bees make honey ♪
351
00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:39,740
♪ Who needs money? ♪
352
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,840
♪ Monopoly ♪
353
00:13:41,910 --> 00:13:43,340
Hold steady. Here she comes.
354
00:13:43,450 --> 00:13:44,980
[ALL GASP]
355
00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:46,590
What the...
356
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,460
Let me go!
357
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,000
Hold the line, boys!
358
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,440
It's just me, dude!
359
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,810
Hold the line!
360
00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:56,520
[BOTH GRUNTING]
361
00:13:56,730 --> 00:13:57,820
Aah!
362
00:13:57,930 --> 00:14:00,020
Oh, no! That's not good!
363
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:03,240
♪ ♪
364
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,020
Help! She's got me!
365
00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:06,710
- Oh!
- Okay!
366
00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:10,520
[ALL SCREAMING]
367
00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:17,460
♪ ♪
368
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:25,200
♪ ♪
369
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,590
[LAUGHS]
370
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:31,580
[ALL SCREAMING]
371
00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:35,300
♪ ♪
372
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,700
What is this place?!
373
00:14:40,850 --> 00:14:42,640
All right, I'll stand guard
374
00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:43,870
while you hack into the computer.
375
00:14:43,890 --> 00:14:45,546
What? I don't know
anything about computers.
376
00:14:45,570 --> 00:14:47,730
Would you rather fight off
anyone who comes to kill us?
377
00:14:48,050 --> 00:14:50,090
Computers. I've always loved them.
378
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,806
Let me just get in here
and start some hacking.
379
00:14:51,830 --> 00:14:53,810
Adjust the seat.
380
00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:56,230
Okay.
381
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,370
- _
- Oh, okay.
382
00:14:58,380 --> 00:15:01,020
This is very user-friendly.
383
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,320
It's like an iPad.
384
00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:04,040
You can see the whole place from here.
385
00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:06,000
And it's powered by the river.
386
00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:07,540
You know, not enough rich people
387
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,260
take the time to invest in green energy.
388
00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:11,160
- Pack, open the pen!
- Oh, yeah.
389
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,440
Hey, we're gonna get out of here.
390
00:15:13,450 --> 00:15:14,800
I promise, okay?
391
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,240
Karen and Pack are up there
392
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,820
and they are definitely gonna...
393
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,050
Holy shit. It's a miracle.
394
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,790
I never thought they'd pull it off.
395
00:15:21,810 --> 00:15:24,000
This is the time to go!
396
00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:26,020
- Pull!
- And she's all like,
397
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:29,610
"I'm LGBT," whatever.
398
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:32,510
And I said, "Lady, the
only letters I care about
399
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:37,080
are B-L-T, so you make me a
damn sandwich." [LAUGHS]
400
00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:39,180
MARTHA: They've escaped.
401
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,600
Half Pint and Six
Feet... they got loose.
402
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:42,840
Well, shock them.
403
00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:45,340
I lost the controller.
404
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,740
This is very disappointing.
405
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,570
The pen is empty.
406
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,780
That means they got
into the control room.
407
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,980
I will catch them!
408
00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:59,380
It appears that this year's
hunt has begun early.
409
00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:05,050
♪ ♪
410
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,120
Well, what are we waiting for?
411
00:16:07,190 --> 00:16:09,600
Let's go catch those animals.
412
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,280
You read my mind.
413
00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:14,700
Let's go.
414
00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:16,580
[LAUGHTER]
415
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,760
Everybody, get your guns!
416
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,600
Yeah, let's shoot some people!
417
00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:23,270
♪ ♪
418
00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:25,050
How are we gonna find the others?
419
00:16:25,060 --> 00:16:26,936
If they were smart, they
headed for that helicopter.
420
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,400
Holy shit. We're really doing this.
421
00:16:29,410 --> 00:16:33,880
♪ ♪
422
00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:35,810
So back this way, right?
423
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,350
No, we fight.
424
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,260
I'll go for her eyes, you aim for the...
425
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:40,820
Good luck!
426
00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:42,700
- God damn...
- Aah!
427
00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:45,940
I had my doubts about you, Daniel.
428
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:50,360
After all that time you'd
spend with the poors,
429
00:16:50,370 --> 00:16:53,140
I thought you might have
developed feelings for them.
430
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,640
But now I see that I was wrong.
431
00:16:57,940 --> 00:16:59,860
You are one of us.
432
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,740
What can I say?
433
00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:03,540
You never forget who you truly are.
434
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,510
Indeed.
435
00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:07,370
OWEN: We got to keep moving. Let's go.
436
00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:09,650
- We got to keep going.
- That way!
437
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:17,380
♪ ♪
438
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:22,910
♪ ♪
439
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,260
You bitch!
440
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:29,140
Ah! [COUGHS]
441
00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:32,660
Looks like you will be the
first to die, Six Feet.
442
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,810
She's 5'9"! Aah!
443
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:41,750
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
444
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,020
[GUN COCKS]
445
00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:45,550
Shame, Half Pint.
446
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:49,020
Here I was thinking you
were a good little doggie.
447
00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:52,830
♪ ♪
448
00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:53,960
A-ha!
449
00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:55,650
This whirlybird's our ticket home.
450
00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:56,820
- Come on!
- Wait, wait.
451
00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:58,040
You can fly a helicopter?
452
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:02,100
No, but I think we all know who can.
453
00:18:02,110 --> 00:18:03,260
No, I can't.
454
00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:06,920
But you're a flight attendant.
You work with pilots.
455
00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:08,550
That doesn't mean that I learned to fly.
456
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,290
Great. So you don't pay attention
457
00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:11,690
doing your cockpit duties,
458
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:13,110
and we all pay the price!
459
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,240
Nice one, dickhead!
460
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,360
[CLEARS THROAT]
461
00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:18,450
♪ ♪
462
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,240
I'm afraid the fun's all over.
463
00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:23,130
[CLEARS THROAT]
464
00:18:23,190 --> 00:18:27,400
No, I think the fun's just begun.
465
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:31,560
[ALL CHEERING]
466
00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:32,800
Yeah!
467
00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:36,690
Daniel, what do you think you're doing?
468
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,940
Are you thick, Declan?
469
00:18:39,950 --> 00:18:41,950
I was undercover.
470
00:18:42,150 --> 00:18:45,170
Whoa! Not so fast, you
rich piece of shit.
471
00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:47,710
Unless you want a bullet in your top 1%.
472
00:18:47,780 --> 00:18:49,120
That is a great line.
473
00:18:49,130 --> 00:18:51,530
- Thanks. I thought of it earlier.
- Still.
474
00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:53,950
Daniel, I think you'll find it
awfully hard to shoot me...
475
00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:56,050
No, I won't. 'Cause you suck.
476
00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:58,220
You interrupted me. Daniel,
I think you'll find it
477
00:18:58,230 --> 00:19:00,230
awfully hard to shoot me
because you don't have...
478
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,980
The guts? Oh, I got the guts...
479
00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:03,190
Bullets!
480
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:05,210
You don't have bullets in your g...
481
00:19:05,390 --> 00:19:08,790
Jesus Christ, would you let
me finish a sentence?!
482
00:19:09,170 --> 00:19:10,470
Oh, no.
483
00:19:10,530 --> 00:19:12,530
I never believed you were one of us.
484
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:16,260
♪ ♪
485
00:19:16,270 --> 00:19:18,950
I say we bag these bucks right now.
486
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,250
But Declan wants them
alive for the hunt.
487
00:19:21,270 --> 00:19:23,600
Oh, it's always Declan, Declan, Declan.
488
00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:25,720
You got to grow you
some hairier balls, man!
489
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:26,920
- Oh.
- Come on!
490
00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:29,790
Oh, God. This is it.
491
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,150
- You're mad and I...
- I ain't mad.
492
00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:34,870
We're gonna kill them anyway.
493
00:19:34,890 --> 00:19:36,820
Please!
494
00:19:36,890 --> 00:19:38,970
Please don't kill me!
495
00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:41,630
I'm just a scared old lady!
496
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:44,270
Don't make me the first to die, please!
497
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:47,300
Oh, forget it. I don't want
to get tears on my boots.
498
00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:48,330
PEABODY: Yikes.
499
00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:50,680
Besides, I can't kill Half Pint yet.
500
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,950
That bark is too funny.
501
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,680
Come on, give it to me, little guy.
502
00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:55,110
[YIPPING]
503
00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:57,580
[LAUGHTER]
504
00:19:57,650 --> 00:20:01,180
Hey, you too, Six Feet. Bark for mercy.
505
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:03,910
♪ ♪
506
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,230
Woof!
507
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:07,270
- Woof, woof!
- [LAUGHTER]
508
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,630
That's an old dog. That is an old dog.
509
00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:12,860
All right. Let's get these
doggies back to their kennel.
510
00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:14,210
- Yeah.
- Whoo.
511
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,350
DECLAN: Welcome back.
512
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,410
Now, just to dissuade you
513
00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:22,420
from doing anything like that again...
514
00:20:22,490 --> 00:20:23,700
Martha?
515
00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:28,840
- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
- [ALL SCREAMING]
516
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:35,260
♪ ♪
517
00:20:36,010 --> 00:20:37,040
Jess?
518
00:20:37,050 --> 00:20:38,680
Hey, what the hell?!
519
00:20:38,690 --> 00:20:39,730
Stop it!
520
00:20:39,770 --> 00:20:40,880
Jess!
521
00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:42,790
Hmm. Must be a short circuit.
522
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:44,620
Jess!
523
00:20:44,770 --> 00:20:45,890
[THUDS]
524
00:20:45,950 --> 00:20:47,770
What did you do? Jess?
525
00:20:48,130 --> 00:20:50,330
Jess? Baby?
526
00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:53,210
Hey, Jess?
527
00:20:53,290 --> 00:20:54,589
Jess?
528
00:20:54,590 --> 00:20:59,590
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