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- Hey, Gary. How you doing?
- Good. Good. Good.
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He's not... This isn't yours?
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- He's my nephew.
- Cute, I imagine.
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I'll tell you what, kid.
Here's a Jackson.
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Go get yourself 10 sodas
and you never saw us.
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Or just water.
Just choose water.
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- Wow, this is weird, huh?
- Mm.
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It's been a long time since
I've seen you guys. Wow.
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Did you see those
pictures that I sent you?
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No, I didn't, Gary. And
why the fuck are we here?
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Okay, easy, easy.
It's anonymous.
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Just pretend like you're parents
checking this place out.
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- Paint something.
- I don't even paint my own nails, Gary.
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A Vietnamese lady does that.
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Talk or we leave.
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It's the Families First Bill.
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It's a difficult time
for the president.
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Gary, I am very good at my job,
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and even I can't get people to vote
for that heap of mystery meat.
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It's not that. It's the opposite.
She wants it to go away.
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So Selina needs to lose the vote
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and you want us to lobby members
of Congress under the wire.
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I am so glad I left. She has
gone full Colonel Kurtz.
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Is she giving orders
from under the desk?
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She doesn't even know
about this, all right?
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And she's not gonna
know about this.
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Okay, well, in that case,
I'm gonna say yes to this,
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- but for one reason only.
- Loyalty?
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- Money.
- Can't you just do this for Selina?
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- No.
- Okay, well, I can't authorize that.
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Well, get Ben to.
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How'd you know Ben was involved?
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- Okay.
- Because he's not.
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- Right.
- This is getting completely out of hand.
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No, no, it isn't.
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We just accepted your proposal
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and we'll be in touch
with the figures.
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Okay, all right. Thank you.
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No, no, no. You want
to blow our cover?
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Nobody shakes hands
in a craft shop.
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You know, at least three of
these kids are probably mine.
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Okay.
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A big day for President Meyer
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as her beleaguered
Families First Bill
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faces the final vote.
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- What are you doing?
- What?
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Why are the flowers
in front of it?
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I can't see it if the
flowers are there.
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- Ugh, God.
- Oh, God.
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No, no, let me get that,
you sweet little invalid.
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I'm not an invalid.
I'm completely fine.
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- These are empty.
- I don't know how I got this.
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From meeting people, I guess.
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God, Gary, I wish to Jesus that you
had gotten this flu instead of me.
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Oh, my God, me, too. Me, too.
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All right, here we go.
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- Put it right there.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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She needs to nap.
She needs to nap.
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And that is a Gary
Walsh executive order.
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- Duly noted.
- Gary, I'm completely fine, okay?
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I'm just working from home today.
My God.
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Okay, coast is clear.
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211 are voting against the bill.
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Five undecided. And
we've got three yeses
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that we're working on
turning around into nos.
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So defeat is within our grasp.
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- Ma'am.
- Yes?
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Here's an iPad with that
voice memo app I like.
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There's also a cool tile game on
here if you want to play a game.
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- A what? A tile?
- Which, of course, you don't want to play.
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Is that Families First?
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Yeah, it's really close, but
we're doing our best to lose it.
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Can I just restate how difficult
me knowing this makes my job?
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Which is already
extremely difficult.
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We have to lose the vote to have a
chance of winning the election.
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We kill the bill, we
end the criticism.
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I'm the press secretary.
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What I don't know,
I can't lie about.
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Including this,
whatever this is.
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You don't need to
lie about this.
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We're asking people to vote yes.
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We're doing what we should be doing.
We're just doing it badly.
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- Oh!
- Bless you.
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I think I just sneezed
up part of my pancreas.
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Don't worry, Mike. We have a team
of our worst people on this.
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Cazzelli, Lennox. The usual saps.
Jonah, Richard.
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I didn't hear any of this because
the acoustics are so bad.
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Sue, this is a test memo.
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Send memo.
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- What is this?
- It's a footstool.
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Oh, yeah, I feel so much better.
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Sir, this
is a great bill.
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And sometimes it takes a
great man to see greatness.
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Are you a great man?
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Title four, section seven
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negates the entire point
of the legislation.
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How did they write this thing?
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Get drunk and tape
crayons to their feet?
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Well, what if I told
you that was gone?
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But it isn't gone, is it?
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- No, sir, it's still there.
- But what if it was gone?
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- Oh, that's a good point.
- Thank you.
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So you're the best the
White House has to offer?
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- Yes, sir.
- Two giant children in their dads' suits.
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Uh, sir, we have a folder
full of numbers here,
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and I think you'll
find these numbers
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just to be great, great numbers.
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Saying what?
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- Uh, Richard, what do the numbers say?
- You haven't read the numbers.
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We've glanced at the numbers, sir, and at
first glance they are very compelling.
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- You know where the door is.
- Sir, if there's anything...
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Oh, wait. You work
for President Meyer.
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You don't know where the door is.
I'll show you.
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- It's over here.
- Sir, you may or may not know
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that I ran a
multimillion-dollar website.
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So if I can offer any web
design or support...
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Sir, can I ask you how
you're going to vote today?
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No. - Is that no as in I
can't ask you or no as in...
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Hey, Sue, have you seen my bag?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's going on?
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This is my area. She needs quiet.
What's going on?
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Put it right there in the corner.
Thank you.
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No, no, no. You can't do this.
You cannot do this.
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Sue, I need
you to set up an office
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outside the bedroom.
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Okay.
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You're not the only one
who's important, Sue.
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Gary.
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Can I have a hot water
with lemon and honey?
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See?
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You should get on that, Gary.
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Uh, I know.
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So, Tom, how are you
finding our president?
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Oh, you know, presidential.
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It's like she wants to run
the whole damn country.
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You know what? The last
guy, he was the same way.
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We agreed she's gonna
stay president.
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We have to do everything
we can to stop that bill.
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So are you?
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You know, you just started
that last sentence with a "we"
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and you finished
it with a "you."
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Are you making progress?
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Yeah, I'm on it. I got
Richard and Jonah...
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Ooh, Ben, I don't need to
know what you're doing.
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I just need to get it done.
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Huge, huge fight. Even
the bride got involved.
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- No.
- Amazing.
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There is nothing like
a Boston wedding.
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- Let me tell you that.
- Wow, that was worryingly good, Tom.
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I mean, that was some black belt
jujitsu bullshit right there.
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I have to go. We'll take this
up in eight minutes' time.
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- You are clear to go in.
- You can't go in there.
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Kent, you
can come straight in.
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If Gary tries to stop
you, you can ignore him.
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Well, I have a memo saying
that she needs rest.
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- When was yours sent?
- When was yours sent?
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I asked you first.
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I'll have to check my phone.
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Ma'am, I know it's difficult when
you're running the free world,
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but you should really
get some rest.
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Yeah, ahem, or maybe I
can get a new doctor.
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In which case I'll just say
keep taking the fluids, ma'am.
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Moyes is voting no. Good news...
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for the other side.
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- That's so bad.
- I know, I know.
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- So bad.
- Yeah.
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Have you heard about Moyes?
It's incredible...
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how shortsighted some people can be.
Unbelievable.
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Unbelievable, that's
what we were saying.
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- I'll check back on you later, ma'am.
- Okay, thank you.
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Ahem.
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Okay, congratulations, ma'am.
So great about Moyes.
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We're now only four votes
away from killing your bill.
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I feel like I'm captain
of the Titanic
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and I carved out the
iceberg myself.
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Okay, ma'am, I think you need
to take a little power nap.
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- You need to rest, okay?
- Yeah, I think maybe I'm gonna rest.
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- Yeah, just rest your body.
- Yeah.
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Ma'am, are you ready
for your next meeting?
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- SecDef is here.
- Okay, no.
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It's okay. I can
sleep when I'm dead
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in about an hour.
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There is nothing good to be
said about Families First.
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Not since Herod has there
been a piece of legislation
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so damaging to average families.
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Sir, if you want to help working
families, this is not it.
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This is akin to carrying out heart
surgery with a pair of spoons.
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I don't need to be ridden
by you two lobby horses
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to know that this bill is
a waste of bowel space.
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- Well, that's great.
- Fantastic.
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It is nice to meet
somebody in politics
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who knows what he's talking
about for a change.
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Yeah, Congressman, I'm just gonna
leave you now with some numbers.
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And spoiler alert,
they do not add up.
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This is the same folder
that Jonah Ryan had.
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Wait, you met with Jonah Ryan?
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Six-foot waxwork and
his cuddly boyfriend?
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- That would be him.
- So you don't work for the White House,
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but you have the same numbers.
Well, now I'm interested.
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Now I am deeply
fucking interested.
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We have the same Office
Depot folder as they do.
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Call the "Washington
Post." I smell conspiracy.
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Okay, sure, so why is this one
shaking like Elvis's leg?
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You know, I'm starting
to get the feeling
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that Meyer wants her
own bill to fail.
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I think I've just reboarded
the vote yes express.
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Meyer is a stand-in president.
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Don't you think it's time we
have someone who is qualified?
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The president is qualified to be
president because she is president.
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Does your party have a
candidate who is president?
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I like that.
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Thank you, ma'am. And again,
thank you for joining us.
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Oh, you're welcome.
Thank you. Ahem.
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We need to discuss the color of
tie that Tom's gonna wear...
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I'm sorry, ma'am. What was that?
I didn't...
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Oh, no, I was just
sending a memo.
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I didn't want to keep
interrupting all the time.
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That is very considerate.
Thank you.
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This is no way to run
a civilized society.
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I believe... what is that?
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It's a memo from the president.
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- Go ahead, it's not important.
- It is important, Ben.
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Every memo I send is important.
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Send memo. Jesus.
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I'm not getting any memos.
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Oh, now I am.
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Go ahead, Tom.
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Okay.
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Well, Senator, to
return to my...
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And you've got to be
aggressive, though, you know?
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Man up here a little bit.
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- Be aggressive?
- Yeah.
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I'm starting to get
really angry, Senator.
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I'm starting to feel that you're not
really listening to me, Senator.
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And I'm getting sick of your
constant interruptions.
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What the fuck? Moyes
is voting yes?
237
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Moyes was 100% no.
Moyes was a no.
238
00:09:40,298 --> 00:09:42,632
Ben, Moyes was supposed
to be 100% no.
239
00:09:42,634 --> 00:09:46,969
That's it. I'm throwing the debate.
You win, pretend opponent.
240
00:09:47,022 --> 00:09:49,355
Wait a second, Kent had a list who
Jonah and Richard were seeing
241
00:09:49,391 --> 00:09:50,723
and you had a list who
Dan and Amy were seeing?
242
00:09:50,775 --> 00:09:52,308
Did you not think to
compare the lists?
243
00:09:52,310 --> 00:09:54,610
I have another list and you're
right at the top of it, Gary,
244
00:09:54,646 --> 00:09:57,230
so don't you dare try to
question my fucking methods.
245
00:09:57,282 --> 00:10:00,900
Well, I on the other hand, do dare
to question your fucking methods.
246
00:10:00,952 --> 00:10:03,319
Well, Kent and I were running
different parts of the operation.
247
00:10:03,371 --> 00:10:06,739
So your people are going to see the
same people as Jonah and Richard?
248
00:10:06,791 --> 00:10:08,658
One. One of the same people.
249
00:10:08,660 --> 00:10:10,493
Oh, one. So one's okay.
250
00:10:10,495 --> 00:10:13,046
We just let off one
nuke at the Super Bowl.
251
00:10:13,081 --> 00:10:14,714
Oh, so now you want
to micromanage
252
00:10:14,749 --> 00:10:16,999
something that you didn't
even want to be involved in.
253
00:10:17,052 --> 00:10:18,384
I don't want to manage
it, but don't you think
254
00:10:18,420 --> 00:10:21,087
we could maybe find someone
competent who could?
255
00:10:21,139 --> 00:10:23,506
Okay, whatever it is,
I don't need to know.
256
00:10:23,558 --> 00:10:26,559
I'll tell you what's going on. Jonah saw Moyes
earlier today and Dan and Amy have, too.
257
00:10:26,594 --> 00:10:27,844
And now Moyes is onto us.
258
00:10:27,896 --> 00:10:29,262
Why did you just tell me that?
259
00:10:29,314 --> 00:10:30,847
This is so much worse for me.
260
00:10:30,849 --> 00:10:32,899
I was the field agent who
gave Dan and Amy the mission.
261
00:10:32,934 --> 00:10:34,901
I was the messenger.
I could be shot.
262
00:10:34,936 --> 00:10:38,020
This isn't about you, Gary. Jesus,
nothing here is ever about you.
263
00:10:38,073 --> 00:10:40,957
I didn't hear any of this 'cause I
have a really bad case of tinnitus,
264
00:10:41,009 --> 00:10:43,843
especially when discussing
morally dubious things.
265
00:10:43,878 --> 00:10:45,511
So it's kind of like sinnitus.
266
00:10:45,547 --> 00:10:47,380
But I'm implicated.
I'm the linchpin.
267
00:10:47,382 --> 00:10:49,348
- I could go to jail!
- Shut up!
268
00:10:49,384 --> 00:10:52,018
No, you shut up. You shut up.
269
00:10:52,053 --> 00:10:54,887
And I will also shut up first.
270
00:10:54,889 --> 00:10:57,223
Sue! Sue, I need to
see the president.
271
00:10:57,225 --> 00:10:59,942
She's in with the joint chiefs, Gary.
Is it that important?
272
00:10:59,978 --> 00:11:01,394
Listen, Sue, I'm involved
with some stuff here.
273
00:11:01,396 --> 00:11:05,314
Scary stuff like take it to
your grave kind of stuff.
274
00:11:05,366 --> 00:11:08,401
And that's the... that's
the way I like it.
275
00:11:08,403 --> 00:11:11,370
Okay, well, she'll be out in five.
Can it wait?
276
00:11:11,406 --> 00:11:13,055
Yeah, no problem. No problem.
277
00:11:13,108 --> 00:11:14,690
What if he checks
our cover story?
278
00:11:14,726 --> 00:11:16,442
Like, what if he
informs Congress?
279
00:11:16,478 --> 00:11:18,411
Dan, he's a congressman.
280
00:11:18,463 --> 00:11:20,797
Congressmen never do anything
they say they're gonna do.
281
00:11:20,832 --> 00:11:23,533
How are you not freaking out about this?
282
00:11:23,568 --> 00:11:26,486
I'm kind of having fun. I
like having a cover story.
283
00:11:26,538 --> 00:11:28,321
Makes me feel like
a Charlie's Angel.
284
00:11:28,373 --> 00:11:30,239
God, it was a rush!
285
00:11:30,241 --> 00:11:32,542
Yeah, but you're a control freak and
this whole thing is out of control,
286
00:11:32,577 --> 00:11:33,709
so why aren't you freaking?
287
00:11:33,745 --> 00:11:36,496
Relax. I'm finally having fun.
Let me.
288
00:11:36,548 --> 00:11:37,964
Jesus, you know, I always
thought the old Amy
289
00:11:37,999 --> 00:11:39,832
was kind of an uptight bitch,
but now I sort of miss her.
290
00:11:39,884 --> 00:11:42,752
You know, if I was uptight,
I'd be offended by that.
291
00:11:42,754 --> 00:11:45,254
In fact, I am offended. You
shouldn't call people bitches.
292
00:11:45,306 --> 00:11:47,089
You shouldn't do that anymore.
293
00:11:47,091 --> 00:11:49,475
Unless it's like "bitch"
or something like that.
294
00:11:49,511 --> 00:11:51,227
- I'm sorry.
- Excuse me.
295
00:11:51,262 --> 00:11:52,929
Thank you for your service.
296
00:11:52,981 --> 00:11:54,480
How was the meeting, sir?
297
00:11:54,566 --> 00:11:57,433
Very productive.
298
00:12:00,688 --> 00:12:03,105
It's like something
out of a political cartoon.
299
00:12:03,107 --> 00:12:04,774
What, you mean not funny?
300
00:12:04,776 --> 00:12:06,025
Oh, my God.
301
00:12:06,077 --> 00:12:08,528
How the hell did Moyes
end up on two lists?
302
00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:12,448
I made it clear Ben should run all
his list alterations past me.
303
00:12:12,450 --> 00:12:15,618
No, mine was the master list.
Your list was a sub-list.
304
00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:18,004
It was a sur-list,
which means over-list.
305
00:12:18,039 --> 00:12:21,090
- Oh, fuck you.
- Your earwax could bring down a president.
306
00:12:21,125 --> 00:12:22,842
And I didn't even want
to see Dan and Amy.
307
00:12:22,927 --> 00:12:24,627
And now they're expecting money.
308
00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:26,295
- I didn't know that.
- Money? Money?
309
00:12:26,297 --> 00:12:28,130
Gary, I said access only.
310
00:12:28,183 --> 00:12:30,349
Yeah, now we're gonna
have to divert funds
311
00:12:30,385 --> 00:12:32,101
from the campaign
and that's fraud.
312
00:12:32,136 --> 00:12:33,853
And then we're gonna have
to destroy the evidence
313
00:12:33,888 --> 00:12:35,855
and that's conspiracy
to commit fraud.
314
00:12:35,890 --> 00:12:38,357
No, a cash trail is very
fucking bad for us.
315
00:12:38,393 --> 00:12:40,943
- Oh.
- Hey, hold on there, Hunk of the Month.
316
00:12:40,979 --> 00:12:43,713
If I'm going down,
you're going down, too.
317
00:12:43,748 --> 00:12:45,882
I don't know what this is about.
318
00:12:45,917 --> 00:12:47,967
Good point. Dan and Amy.
319
00:12:48,002 --> 00:12:51,204
They're getting paid cash from the
campaign fund to bring down the bill.
320
00:12:51,239 --> 00:12:53,172
There, you've been blooded.
321
00:12:53,174 --> 00:12:55,508
So join the circle jerk.
Grab a dick.
322
00:12:55,510 --> 00:12:57,727
Wish I could hear what you were saying
over that incessant drilling sound.
323
00:12:57,762 --> 00:13:00,496
- What are you doing? Shh!
324
00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:03,983
What cash?
325
00:13:04,018 --> 00:13:06,102
What Dan and Amy?
326
00:13:06,154 --> 00:13:08,187
Ben's paying Dan and Amy
to lobby against the bill
327
00:13:08,239 --> 00:13:10,239
and now there's a cash trail
and we're all incriminated.
328
00:13:10,275 --> 00:13:12,742
But you're not.
329
00:13:12,777 --> 00:13:14,360
Oh, my God, now you are!
330
00:13:14,412 --> 00:13:16,929
Well done.
331
00:13:16,998 --> 00:13:20,016
Now I feel a lot better.
332
00:13:20,018 --> 00:13:21,317
Did you know, Tom?
333
00:13:21,352 --> 00:13:23,569
Ma'am, I am as
shocked as you are.
334
00:13:23,605 --> 00:13:25,688
Shocked and disappointed, Ben.
335
00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:28,524
Ma'am, Moyes is voting yes.
336
00:13:28,610 --> 00:13:30,826
Ruiz is voting yes.
337
00:13:30,862 --> 00:13:33,779
This comes down to one vote.
We need Congressman Pierce.
338
00:13:33,831 --> 00:13:37,600
My future depends on
that dumb fucking elf?
339
00:13:37,635 --> 00:13:39,051
Jeez... where is he?
340
00:13:39,053 --> 00:13:41,370
I'm so proud of
how brave you've been.
341
00:13:41,422 --> 00:13:42,939
I was looking for some
lotion, but they didn't...
342
00:13:42,974 --> 00:13:45,775
Hello, Congressman Pierce, Mrs.
Pierce.
343
00:13:45,810 --> 00:13:48,394
We are here from the White House on
behalf of the Families First Bill.
344
00:13:48,396 --> 00:13:52,031
Oh, yes. Mom, the White
House here to see me.
345
00:13:52,066 --> 00:13:53,566
We need you to
vote for the bill.
346
00:13:53,568 --> 00:13:56,619
More importantly, the president
needs you to vote for the bill.
347
00:13:56,654 --> 00:13:58,788
The president? The president
sent you here to talk to me?
348
00:13:58,823 --> 00:14:00,573
She used sentences
containing your name.
349
00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:03,209
Okay, I'm in. I mean,
yeah, absolutely.
350
00:14:03,244 --> 00:14:05,328
- Fantastic!
- Mom, the president needs me to...
351
00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:07,913
Oh, no, Joker and
Penguin beat us to it.
352
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,383
Hey, guys. You're here
just in time to celebrate.
353
00:14:10,418 --> 00:14:13,252
The congressman is going to vote
yes on the Families First Bill.
354
00:14:13,254 --> 00:14:15,421
It was a personal request
from the president, so...
355
00:14:15,473 --> 00:14:17,723
Congressman, now, while I
respect your decision,
356
00:14:17,759 --> 00:14:19,425
you do understand that the
amendments to this bill
357
00:14:19,427 --> 00:14:20,977
will negatively
affect your district.
358
00:14:21,012 --> 00:14:23,512
Hardworking families don't
want to support lazy ones.
359
00:14:23,564 --> 00:14:26,732
And your support will shrink faster
than a penis in the December Hudson.
360
00:14:26,768 --> 00:14:29,435
- Really?
- You shit-eating cocksuckers.
361
00:14:29,487 --> 00:14:31,821
- Whoa, whoa!
- I'm sorry, Mrs. Pierce. How dare you come in here
362
00:14:31,856 --> 00:14:35,107
and try to strong-arm a person when he's
sitting at his sick mother's bedside?
363
00:14:35,159 --> 00:14:37,276
That's exactly what you
just did, dumbass.
364
00:14:37,278 --> 00:14:38,861
Don't tell me what I did
or did not just do.
365
00:14:38,913 --> 00:14:40,162
Could you guys please
keep the noise down?
366
00:14:40,198 --> 00:14:41,914
There's a lot of really
sick people on this floor.
367
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:44,417
Yes, there are. I see
two very sick people.
368
00:14:44,452 --> 00:14:45,918
Those two.
369
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:48,204
All right, ma'am,
I've just spoken to Amy.
370
00:14:48,256 --> 00:14:50,840
Her and Dan are with Pierce
and his mom at the hospital.
371
00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:52,792
- But there's been a holdup.
- Oh, God.
372
00:14:52,844 --> 00:14:55,011
She's probably gonna
die just to spite me.
373
00:14:55,096 --> 00:14:56,512
That evil bitch.
374
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:57,797
And Richard and Jonah are there.
375
00:14:57,799 --> 00:14:59,799
And I blame Kent
and Bill for that.
376
00:14:59,801 --> 00:15:03,185
Well, this is a long glass
of frozen strawberry fuckup.
377
00:15:03,221 --> 00:15:04,804
Hey, listen, Ben, you've
got to do something.
378
00:15:04,806 --> 00:15:06,972
I don't want to be a bagman for
the toughest guy in D block.
379
00:15:07,025 --> 00:15:09,859
- All right, stop it, Gary.
- Okay, look, get Pierce here.
380
00:15:09,894 --> 00:15:12,111
Okay? Right now.
381
00:15:12,146 --> 00:15:14,697
I'm gonna take control
of this situation
382
00:15:14,732 --> 00:15:17,283
that I don't know
anything about, right?
383
00:15:17,318 --> 00:15:20,369
Because I am the only
one who seems to be...
384
00:15:25,626 --> 00:15:27,626
Capable.
385
00:15:27,662 --> 00:15:29,879
Oh, God.
386
00:15:31,499 --> 00:15:33,499
Is it possible to stop coughing?
387
00:15:33,551 --> 00:15:35,167
No!
388
00:15:36,671 --> 00:15:39,755
- You are not taking him.
- His jittery ass is mine.
389
00:15:39,807 --> 00:15:42,425
- Guys, I'm right here.
- I'm sorry, your jittery ass is the president's.
390
00:15:42,477 --> 00:15:46,178
You shouldn't even be here, Jonah, unless
you're giving your brain to science.
391
00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:48,481
I'm here on behalf of
the president, Amy.
392
00:15:48,516 --> 00:15:51,267
Do you remember her? She's the
woman that would have fired you
393
00:15:51,319 --> 00:15:53,102
if you hadn't gone
fucking Fukushima.
394
00:15:53,154 --> 00:15:55,237
That's right,
we're on a mission.
395
00:15:55,273 --> 00:15:58,858
I am surprised the two of you even found
your way out of your own mothers' vaginas.
396
00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:01,243
Oh, my God, dude, I got out of
there like I had a fucking map.
397
00:16:01,279 --> 00:16:03,612
How about a little bit of
consideration for a dying woman?
398
00:16:03,664 --> 00:16:06,198
Oh, I'm not dying. I'm
just here for some tests.
399
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,033
Okay, pipe down. Wait,
where's Pierce?
400
00:16:08,086 --> 00:16:09,535
Wait, where's Amy?
401
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,455
No, no, no, no! No, no.
402
00:16:12,507 --> 00:16:14,206
- That's Amy.
- Shit!
403
00:16:14,258 --> 00:16:15,758
- Oh, my...
- Yeah, what a shame.
404
00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:18,094
We should use this finger
to wipe your tears.
405
00:16:18,846 --> 00:16:21,046
Whoa.
406
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,466
No, no, no, no. Dan,
get out of my car.
407
00:16:23,518 --> 00:16:25,718
Do you think I want to be in this
fucking Minecraft piece of shit?
408
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,720
I am an emissary
of the president
409
00:16:27,772 --> 00:16:30,806
and I demand that you
get out of my car.
410
00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:33,476
You colossal fucking fanny pack.
You don't get it, do you?
411
00:16:33,528 --> 00:16:35,728
They only sent you 'cause they
knew that you would fuck it up.
412
00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:38,898
You're so stupid, you don't even know that
you're being used for your stupidity.
413
00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:41,283
That's bullshit, Dan. I
can tell from your eyes
414
00:16:41,319 --> 00:16:43,119
and because it's fucking bullshit.
Where's Richard?
415
00:16:43,154 --> 00:16:45,871
- This
isn't fucking over, Egan.
416
00:16:45,907 --> 00:16:48,657
- Just get in and drive, bitch.
- Okay.
417
00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:50,209
Shit.
418
00:16:50,244 --> 00:16:52,461
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- It's just a glitch.
419
00:16:52,497 --> 00:16:54,497
- Oh, this is your car, right?
- Yep.
420
00:16:54,549 --> 00:16:55,664
See? Fixed it.
421
00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:58,000
Okay.
422
00:16:58,052 --> 00:16:59,919
You're backing up?
Just fucking go straight.
423
00:16:59,971 --> 00:17:03,255
I took a precision driving class, Dan.
I think I know what I'm doing.
424
00:17:03,307 --> 00:17:05,724
Ma'am, we've lost Pierce.
I'm sorry.
425
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:08,978
We should have hired Navy SEALs
instead of those two actual seals.
426
00:17:09,013 --> 00:17:10,596
How do you lose a whole person?
427
00:17:10,648 --> 00:17:13,098
A cuff link I get,
but not a person.
428
00:17:15,853 --> 00:17:17,736
Okay.
429
00:17:17,772 --> 00:17:19,572
She said she's losing her voice.
430
00:17:19,607 --> 00:17:21,824
Just heard from a
reporter who says Moyes
431
00:17:21,859 --> 00:17:24,860
thinks the White House hired
lobbyists to destroy its own bill.
432
00:17:24,912 --> 00:17:27,947
- Oh, my God.
- Jesus.
433
00:17:27,949 --> 00:17:30,282
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
434
00:17:32,453 --> 00:17:34,703
She said you fucked up, Ben.
435
00:17:34,755 --> 00:17:36,956
And I'm mad as hell that you put Gary
in the shit. You need to get him out.
436
00:17:37,008 --> 00:17:39,208
- She didn't say that, Gary.
- Yes, she did.
437
00:17:42,630 --> 00:17:46,715
Everyone, shut your
fucking holes!
438
00:17:48,469 --> 00:17:50,302
The president is not sick.
439
00:17:50,304 --> 00:17:53,639
- You guys are.
You're parasites.
440
00:17:53,641 --> 00:17:55,474
You're like an infestation
of mediocrity.
441
00:17:55,526 --> 00:17:58,727
I don't care if you're a
1950s radio broadcaster.
442
00:17:58,779 --> 00:18:01,030
You're Fozzie Bear
who's been ripped up
443
00:18:01,065 --> 00:18:02,481
and used to smuggle heroin.
444
00:18:02,483 --> 00:18:06,035
A Nazi doctor. I don't even
know what the fuck you are.
445
00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:08,571
This is not about
serving yourselves.
446
00:18:08,623 --> 00:18:10,823
This is about serving
the president.
447
00:18:10,825 --> 00:18:12,541
So let's do that, shall we?
448
00:18:12,577 --> 00:18:13,993
- Tom.
- Tom.
449
00:18:13,995 --> 00:18:16,495
- Shut up, Gary.
- Shut... mm-hmm.
450
00:18:16,547 --> 00:18:18,214
I do the team talks, okay?
451
00:18:18,249 --> 00:18:19,498
You're absolutely right, ma'am.
452
00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:22,418
And I agree with
everything you just said.
453
00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:25,254
So get it together, people!
454
00:18:25,306 --> 00:18:26,672
Yes, ma'am.
455
00:18:26,674 --> 00:18:28,841
Find Pierce.
456
00:18:28,893 --> 00:18:30,843
Call NASA.
457
00:18:30,895 --> 00:18:32,645
They've got to have a satellite
458
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,980
that can pinpoint a moron.
459
00:18:35,016 --> 00:18:36,565
Yes, ma'am.
460
00:18:36,601 --> 00:18:38,934
If you want to catch a fugitive,
you got to think like a fugitive.
461
00:18:38,986 --> 00:18:41,820
- Where's he going?
- Uh, to the airport.
462
00:18:41,856 --> 00:18:43,022
Why would he be going
to the airport?
463
00:18:43,074 --> 00:18:44,240
To catch a plane, Dan.
464
00:18:44,275 --> 00:18:46,025
You know, you could just hit
the fucking gas, Jonah.
465
00:18:46,110 --> 00:18:48,110
Dan, I'm not getting a ticket.
466
00:18:48,162 --> 00:18:51,530
That's the kind of shit that comes back
to bite you when you run for office.
467
00:18:51,582 --> 00:18:53,449
Yeah, that's what's
gonna hold you back.
468
00:18:53,501 --> 00:18:55,918
Okay, new rule in the Cube.
If your name begins with D,
469
00:18:55,953 --> 00:18:58,203
you need to shut the
fuck up immediately.
470
00:18:58,256 --> 00:19:00,205
I'm fine because my
name begins with an R.
471
00:19:00,258 --> 00:19:02,758
- Not if we shorten it to Dick.
- Well, I mean...
472
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:05,010
- Oh, I think that's Amy.
- Where?
473
00:19:05,046 --> 00:19:06,962
Jesus Christ, I'm in the back
seat and I can fucking see her.
474
00:19:07,014 --> 00:19:08,881
Oh, right there. Okay, fine.
475
00:19:10,768 --> 00:19:12,268
- Congressman.
- Oh, wow.
476
00:19:12,303 --> 00:19:15,104
Well, this is freaky. Look, I'm
not hiding, just so you know.
477
00:19:15,139 --> 00:19:16,972
Okay, Congressman, time to
exit through the gift shop.
478
00:19:17,024 --> 00:19:19,058
Okay, sir, you're gonna
have to come with us.
479
00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:21,944
Guys, my mom is too ill to
be left alone right now.
480
00:19:21,979 --> 00:19:24,113
I mean, I left her
alone right now
481
00:19:24,148 --> 00:19:25,814
because she likes to read.
482
00:19:25,866 --> 00:19:29,368
But she can't read right now
because she's very sick.
483
00:19:29,403 --> 00:19:32,288
But she might get better. Or
she might not get better.
484
00:19:32,323 --> 00:19:35,040
- She could be buried with a book.
- We know she's not dying.
485
00:19:35,076 --> 00:19:36,825
- She's a fighter, is the thing.
- Good for her.
486
00:19:36,877 --> 00:19:39,495
As weird as it feels to
still be saying this,
487
00:19:39,547 --> 00:19:42,631
the president would like to
see you at the White House.
488
00:19:47,088 --> 00:19:50,923
I feel like I'm about to kick it
old school and die in office.
489
00:19:52,593 --> 00:19:54,560
Quitting on a high.
490
00:19:57,598 --> 00:20:00,816
Do you think I'm doing
the right thing here?
491
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,935
I mean, this is a good bill.
492
00:20:02,987 --> 00:20:05,738
Even watered down, I think
it's gonna make a difference
493
00:20:05,773 --> 00:20:07,823
in people's lives.
494
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:10,025
Ma'am, you're the president.
495
00:20:10,077 --> 00:20:12,411
It's not for me to
tell you what to do.
496
00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:16,198
Yeah.
497
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:17,616
Guess I should kill it.
498
00:20:17,668 --> 00:20:19,785
Is the right answer.
499
00:20:22,456 --> 00:20:24,089
I'm cold.
500
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:26,709
It's actually about 110 in here.
501
00:20:26,761 --> 00:20:28,927
There's no way
it's warm in here.
502
00:20:28,963 --> 00:20:31,513
- Do you really feel warm?
- You could grow tomatoes in here.
503
00:20:31,549 --> 00:20:33,632
Honestly, it is unbelievable.
504
00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:35,267
Well, I can't make
it cooler for you.
505
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:37,102
Well, we're
taking the credit.
506
00:20:37,138 --> 00:20:38,470
No, we're taking the credit.
507
00:20:38,522 --> 00:20:40,189
How about a compromise?
We'll take all the credit.
508
00:20:40,224 --> 00:20:43,142
- Well, perhaps we could split the bounty?
- What bounty?
509
00:20:43,144 --> 00:20:44,977
Well, I'm guessing there's
no bounty, but...
510
00:20:45,029 --> 00:20:47,112
Dan, Amy, how are you?
I'll take it from here.
511
00:20:47,148 --> 00:20:49,148
- I want to take in Pierce.
- Whoa, whoa. No, no, no.
512
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,900
We are not going into the White House
and blowing our cover for this guy.
513
00:20:51,952 --> 00:20:54,203
You can't come in. That
comes from the president.
514
00:20:54,238 --> 00:20:56,238
- Well, she's a bitch.
- I'll tell her you said hi.
515
00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:58,157
Hey, we got to get moving.
516
00:20:58,159 --> 00:20:59,658
Hey, you guys. Long time no see.
517
00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:01,326
Jesus, Mike, they got
you involved in this?
518
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:02,544
You're the fucking
press secretary.
519
00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:04,663
Thank you. That's what
I've been saying.
520
00:21:04,715 --> 00:21:06,415
I have no wish to be
embroiled in this either.
521
00:21:06,467 --> 00:21:08,834
It doesn't sit well with my
policy of plausible deniability.
522
00:21:08,886 --> 00:21:10,586
Let's get going.
I'll see you around.
523
00:21:10,638 --> 00:21:12,588
And by that I mean please,
stay away from me.
524
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,807
See you later, ghosts
of staffers past.
525
00:21:18,145 --> 00:21:20,846
Madam President, I brought
you Congressman Pierce.
526
00:21:20,898 --> 00:21:22,815
I brought him also, ma'am.
Richard Splett.
527
00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:24,817
She already knows who you are.
You can go.
528
00:21:24,852 --> 00:21:26,518
No, no, no. Not you. Not you.
529
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,237
We're such big fans.
530
00:21:28,272 --> 00:21:30,989
I'm a big fan of yours.
Thank you, Madam President.
531
00:21:31,025 --> 00:21:33,692
I am here to serve.
How can I help?
532
00:21:33,694 --> 00:21:35,994
The president needs you
to do something for her.
533
00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:39,748
And in exchange, she feels
that you deserve a better job.
534
00:21:39,784 --> 00:21:41,784
- Yes.
- Thank you.
535
00:21:41,836 --> 00:21:45,204
Ambassador, perhaps.
How does that sound?
536
00:21:45,206 --> 00:21:47,756
Ambassador? Me?
537
00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:50,709
Oh, wow. Not what
I was expecting.
538
00:21:50,761 --> 00:21:53,545
What's your favorite city?
539
00:21:53,547 --> 00:21:57,299
Dallas. I love Dallas, Texas.
540
00:21:57,351 --> 00:22:00,385
No, it needs to be
a foreign city.
541
00:22:00,438 --> 00:22:02,387
Oh, of course. Ambassador.
Right.
542
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,306
Um, well, Paris, right?
543
00:22:04,358 --> 00:22:07,476
J'adore Paris. I've never
been, but it looks amazing.
544
00:22:07,528 --> 00:22:10,646
- No.
- No, that's not gonna happen.
545
00:22:10,698 --> 00:22:12,481
- Oh, of course.
- Do you have another...
546
00:22:12,533 --> 00:22:15,067
Well, I love Australia.
Down under.
547
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:17,703
And the president
needs you to vote no
548
00:22:17,738 --> 00:22:19,154
on tonight's bill.
549
00:22:19,206 --> 00:22:21,740
Are you guys...
550
00:22:21,742 --> 00:22:23,242
are you... Are you serious?
551
00:22:23,244 --> 00:22:25,244
Okay, the president, she wants
me to vote against her bill?
552
00:22:25,246 --> 00:22:27,546
- Am I being stupid here?
- Yes.
553
00:22:27,581 --> 00:22:28,997
Yes.
554
00:22:29,049 --> 00:22:30,749
No. I mean, you're...
No, you're not being...
555
00:22:30,801 --> 00:22:32,584
It's, yes, you need to vote no.
556
00:22:32,586 --> 00:22:34,753
Okay, I can... love it.
557
00:22:34,755 --> 00:22:37,089
Don't get it, but it's all right.
558
00:22:37,141 --> 00:22:38,590
I just want to help.
559
00:22:38,642 --> 00:22:41,477
But, yeah, just let me
know where I'm going.
560
00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:46,598
- You need to know now?
- Yeah, that would be great.
561
00:22:47,735 --> 00:22:50,185
What'd you say, ma'am?
562
00:22:54,608 --> 00:22:56,742
Mm-hmm.
563
00:22:59,163 --> 00:23:01,413
- Her voice is gone.
- Yeah.
564
00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:04,199
Was she able to say
where I'm going?
565
00:23:04,251 --> 00:23:05,617
My posting?
566
00:23:12,710 --> 00:23:15,260
Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
567
00:23:15,296 --> 00:23:18,096
Mm-hmm.
568
00:23:18,132 --> 00:23:19,431
You can have Paris.
569
00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:20,966
- What?
- I can have Paris?
570
00:23:20,968 --> 00:23:23,519
Wow, thank you. - No, no, no.
571
00:23:23,554 --> 00:23:25,804
- Paris.
- Congratulations.
572
00:23:25,806 --> 00:23:28,106
- Thank you.
- Don't forget to vote, all right?
573
00:23:28,142 --> 00:23:29,474
- Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
- No. No.
574
00:23:29,527 --> 00:23:31,276
No, no. I mean,
yes, I'm voting no.
575
00:23:33,981 --> 00:23:36,315
It's an "otter."
576
00:23:36,367 --> 00:23:38,784
No, ma'am, Pierce went to vote.
577
00:23:38,819 --> 00:23:40,068
And then he thinks
he's off to Paris.
578
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,738
I said...
I said no to Paris.
579
00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:44,907
We'll call him after the vote,
tell him it's Mogadishu.
580
00:23:44,959 --> 00:23:46,992
He literally could
have said anything.
581
00:23:46,994 --> 00:23:49,878
For a moment, Gary was the most
powerful person in the world.
582
00:23:49,914 --> 00:23:52,548
That's hilarious.
Get me some soup.
583
00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:54,249
Yep.
584
00:23:54,301 --> 00:23:56,385
Uh-oh.
585
00:23:59,173 --> 00:24:02,341
The question is, will the
House pass the bill as amended?
586
00:24:02,343 --> 00:24:05,010
This is a 15-minute vote.
587
00:24:05,012 --> 00:24:08,513
Oh, my God. My ass is
killing me from that shot.
588
00:24:08,566 --> 00:24:10,682
But I feel pretty good.
589
00:24:10,734 --> 00:24:12,651
Really?
590
00:24:12,686 --> 00:24:15,020
- Ma'am.
- What?
591
00:24:15,072 --> 00:24:17,155
Oh, boy. Here we go.
592
00:24:17,191 --> 00:24:19,358
It's like I want
my baby to live.
593
00:24:19,410 --> 00:24:21,159
I don't want my baby to die.
594
00:24:21,195 --> 00:24:23,195
Maybe think of it
more of as a bill,
595
00:24:23,247 --> 00:24:25,030
which in a very real
way is what it is.
596
00:24:25,032 --> 00:24:27,616
- Mm.
- There's Pierce.
597
00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:29,451
He even walks dumb.
598
00:24:29,503 --> 00:24:31,954
Every time I see him,
I hear circus music.
599
00:24:32,006 --> 00:24:35,374
Come on, Owen. It's
your time to shine,
600
00:24:35,426 --> 00:24:38,293
you dim fucking bulb.
601
00:24:38,345 --> 00:24:39,761
- He voted no. We lost the vote.
- Oh!
602
00:24:39,797 --> 00:24:41,597
We are victorious in defeat.
603
00:24:41,632 --> 00:24:44,383
We may allow ourselves a
brief period of rejoicing.
604
00:24:44,385 --> 00:24:46,685
Okay, so I lost the vote.
605
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,554
I won by not winning.
606
00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:51,640
God, I don't know how I feel.
607
00:24:51,692 --> 00:24:54,893
Apart from, like, having a
raccoon take a shit in my head.
608
00:24:54,945 --> 00:24:56,061
You should
feel great, ma'am.
609
00:24:56,113 --> 00:24:58,397
That was a solid,
important defeat.
610
00:24:58,399 --> 00:25:00,899
I'm gonna go change my clothes...
611
00:25:00,901 --> 00:25:04,286
croak to the nation, and
then I'm going back to bed.
612
00:25:04,321 --> 00:25:06,154
This is good.
613
00:25:06,206 --> 00:25:08,573
Moyes is threatening
to go to the floor
614
00:25:08,626 --> 00:25:11,076
for an official investigation
into what happened today.
615
00:25:11,078 --> 00:25:12,794
- This is bad.
- Mm-hmm.
616
00:25:12,830 --> 00:25:15,414
I'm in the middle of this. Does
this mean I'm implicated, too?
617
00:25:15,416 --> 00:25:17,916
You know what. Just say
no even if it does.
618
00:25:17,968 --> 00:25:20,752
Well, Gary, you said you were important.
I can testify to that.
619
00:25:20,804 --> 00:25:24,473
Ben, this is one of those little hiccups
that you said was not gonna happen,
620
00:25:24,508 --> 00:25:27,676
so I'm gonna leave this
in your capable hands.
621
00:25:27,728 --> 00:25:32,347
Mike, you have to deny this like
you've never denied anything before.
622
00:25:32,399 --> 00:25:35,767
So lie? The one thing I've
been trying not to do?
623
00:25:35,769 --> 00:25:39,438
Look, I wouldn't ask you to do
anything I wouldn't do myself.
624
00:25:39,523 --> 00:25:41,773
And while that isn't true,
find some comfort in it.
625
00:25:44,945 --> 00:25:47,446
- Okay, Gary?
- Nope.
626
00:25:49,917 --> 00:25:53,201
I will work on
putting forward a new, streamlined
627
00:25:53,253 --> 00:25:57,706
Families First Bill before
Congress in the near future.
628
00:25:57,758 --> 00:26:00,459
She sounds like an
underwater Bob Dylan.
629
00:26:00,461 --> 00:26:04,129
It is actually quite difficult
to understand what she's saying.
630
00:26:04,131 --> 00:26:07,015
Children from impending
climate Armageddon.
631
00:26:07,051 --> 00:26:10,135
Which may be a good thing.
632
00:26:10,187 --> 00:26:12,804
And God bless America.
633
00:26:12,856 --> 00:26:15,057
And we're out.
634
00:26:16,810 --> 00:26:18,310
Thank you, ma'am.
635
00:26:18,362 --> 00:26:20,028
Okay... oh.
636
00:26:20,064 --> 00:26:23,031
Okay, thank you very much, guys.
Appreciate it.
637
00:26:25,235 --> 00:26:27,736
Ooh, it's cold.
638
00:26:27,788 --> 00:26:30,322
You think you could just
pick this shit up tomorrow?
639
00:26:30,324 --> 00:26:31,740
- Ma'am.- Yes, ma'am.
640
00:26:31,825 --> 00:26:33,742
Oh, God.
641
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,666
Fuck you, America.
642
00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:44,753
You have
14 new voice memos.
643
00:26:44,805 --> 00:26:46,755
Oh, my God.
644
00:26:46,807 --> 00:26:49,307
Mike, some
old golfer died.
645
00:26:49,343 --> 00:26:51,143
Do I need to say something?
646
00:26:51,178 --> 00:26:53,512
Next memo.
647
00:26:53,514 --> 00:26:55,313
Kent, I just
got your document.
648
00:26:55,349 --> 00:26:57,349
I have no idea what
any of this means.
649
00:26:58,519 --> 00:27:00,152
Next memo.
650
00:27:00,187 --> 00:27:01,686
Oh, okay, Kent.
651
00:27:01,739 --> 00:27:05,023
I just found the glossary,
so ignore that last message.
652
00:27:05,025 --> 00:27:06,844
Next memo.
653
00:27:06,868 --> 00:27:10,995
Ted, I've just read the glossary.
I have no idea of any of it means.
654
00:27:12,068 --> 00:27:14,292
That's why I included
the second glossary.
655
00:27:14,911 --> 00:27:15,926
Next memo.
656
00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:18,599
Mike, is it pissing you off
I'm leaving all these messages?
657
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:19,366
Yes.
658
00:27:19,367 --> 00:27:20,438
Next memo.
659
00:27:20,462 --> 00:27:24,158
Good, because it's pissing me off
you're not answering any of these messages.
660
00:27:24,182 --> 00:27:25,785
Next memo.
661
00:27:28,622 --> 00:27:30,914
How do you leave a memo
in your sleep?
662
00:27:30,938 --> 00:27:33,185
- See you.
- Next memo.
663
00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:37,011
Mike, were you at work today?
I don't remember seeing you.
664
00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:38,615
Next memo.
665
00:27:38,616 --> 00:27:40,166
Ben, Moyes is asking questions.
666
00:27:40,191 --> 00:27:43,340
This isn't gonna lead to any
kind of an investigation, is it?
667
00:27:43,765 --> 00:27:44,775
Memo deleted.
668
00:27:45,310 --> 00:27:47,030
I fucking hope not.
669
00:27:48,706 --> 00:27:51,854
Do you solemnly that the testimony
you are about to give is the truth,
670
00:27:51,855 --> 00:27:54,697
the whole truth, and nothing
but the truth, so help you God.
671
00:27:54,721 --> 00:27:55,915
So help me God.
672
00:27:55,939 --> 00:27:56,977
Yes, I do.
673
00:27:57,358 --> 00:27:58,675
- I do.
- I do.
674
00:27:58,699 --> 00:28:00,156
- Yes, I do.
- Absolutely.
675
00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:02,180
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