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Aw, water soup again?
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Now it's crow soup.
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Ooh, I call an eye!
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- Me, two!
- Me, three!
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And Maggie gets the beak.
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Your hovel got in the way of my horse.
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Kiss his hooves in apology.
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Mm! Mm! Mm!
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Oh, please,
forgive us, noble steed.
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Mm! Mm! Our nostrils are not
worthy of your mighty stench.
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Mm! Mm! Are those new horseshoes?
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Oh, they look good on you!
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Mm! Mm! Mm!
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Lousy nobles!
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We serfs are starving,
while they're feasting
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and jousting and posing for tapestries
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where they're friends with a unicorn.
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As if any unicorn would like them.
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Unicorns like nice people...
I'm a nice person.
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Young lady, that kind of
talk is anti-feudalist,
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and I won't have it!
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Without feudalism, we
wouldn't have this hovel,
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our bountiful filth,
or my awesome buboes.
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Ooh-hoo. I'll lance you later.
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Bart! They just stuck
new severed heads up
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on the city walls!
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Oh! Can we go, Ma? Can we? Can we?
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That's a lovely idea.
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Oh. And we can bring my mom.
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I hope she's doing okay
in her new nursing home.
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Which one is your mom's web?
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Son, is that you?
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No.
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Ah, you ruined my nap!
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Just like you ruined my daughter's life.
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That's her.
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They didn't skimp on the tar.
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That's the secret to long-lasting heads.
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Ooh, there's Ned Flanders!
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It's always nice when you know someone.
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Those are the kind of sideburns
I was saying you should grow.
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Hmm...
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Pretty sharp.
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Pretty, pretty sharp.
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See how the heads of rich people
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get the tallest pikes
with the best view?
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It's so unfair.
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I told you to lay off feudalism.
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It's the only system we know.
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We have no choice about it,
and therefore it's the best.
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The system is designed to keep us down.
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That's not true.
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In a great country like ours,
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a poor girl can grow up to
be anything she wants...
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a wife or a harlot and... that's it.
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I wanted to be a harlot,
but it's all who you know.
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It's never too late.
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Everyone is somebody's weird fetish.
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Mom. What's wrong with your skin?
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It's blue, and ice-cold.
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This could be a serious disease.
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Homer, she needs medical attention.
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Pretty, pretty sharp.
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It's never easy to say this.
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You've got... Genital Snerfs.
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Doc, is there any way to
control occasional flare-ups?
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Nope.
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- Yeah! - Yay!
- Yippee!
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Now, what have we here?
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Progressive frozen-mortification!
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This can only be the bite
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of an Ice Walker!
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An Ice Walker?
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Mom, how did this happen?
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Oh, I dated a ravenous wight
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who abhors the warmth of the living.
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- And?
- He got fresh.
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I'm sorry, baby. I know I screwed up.
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But you got to give me another chance.
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I love you.
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She's 900 years younger
than you, you pervert.
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I like 'em young, that ain't no crime.
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Is my mom gonna be okay?
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Mm, I'm sorry, but a week from now,
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your mother will be frozen solid.
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No! No, that can't be.
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She's barely into her hag years.
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All you can do is give her
leeches for the pain.
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Here's an organizer.
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So... so there's nothing
we can do to save her?
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Mm... well, there's one treatment.
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All we have to
do is buy this amulet.
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My mom is saved!
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Yeah...
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but a hundred GP?
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I mean, that's more than a
tenth-level fighter makes
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in an entire campaign.
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Don't worry, we'll figure it out.
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Hey, sweet young thang.
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What time they cuttin' you down?
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Ooh, baby!
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Okay, we just need to come up
with a hundred gold pieces.
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How much do we have in our savings?
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Hmm... let me think.
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There's that thing...
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What are savings?
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Well, then we can sell our possessions.
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The pig. The spoon.
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The gelatinous cube
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has to be worth something.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Is this because of what
happened to the cat?
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I told him not to nap on me.
So... that's on him.
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Look, honey, I love your mom.
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As crones go, she's tops.
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But does it make sense...
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I mean total sense... to
spend all that money
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so a really old lady can
get a little bit older?
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This is my mom's life!
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This family will do whatever
it takes to keep her alive!
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Is that understood?
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Of course. Of course.
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- Good.
- Good.
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Good.
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All I'm saying is...
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Homer Serfson,
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you are the most selfish jerk
in the entire Tri-Kingdom Area!
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I should have listened to that witch
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and married my twin brother, Markery.
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Always here if you need me, sis.
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Get lost, freak! She chose me!
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You get that money to save my mom,
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or never set foot in this hovel again!
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Good things come to those who wait.
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Oh...
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Is Marge still sore at you, Homer?
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Yeah. It's not like I
want to kill her mother.
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I just want to let her die from neglect.
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If I don't get the
money for that amulet,
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I'll be sleeping on the iron couch.
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Now, let's see here. "An urgent message
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for Milady Gwendolyn Partz."
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Uh, Milady Partz?
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Hey, has anyone seen Milady Partz?
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Ah, come on, somebody grab Milady Partz!
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That depends... how big is your dowry?
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You little craven, if I
ever get my hands on you,
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I'm gonna slice you open and
drain all of your humors:
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blood, black bile, yellow bile...
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"and phlegm."
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Aah!
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Okay, break's over.
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Uh, Lord Montgomery?
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I've had some unforeseen
family medical expenses,
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and I was wondering, could I
get an advance on my salary?
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Uh, but first, can I have a salary?
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Peasants.
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Serfson, you've pushed that
wheel around and around
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for 20 years... did you ever wonder why?
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Mostly I just push it.
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Have you ever noticed that the wheel
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isn't hooked up to anything?
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The rumors were true!
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But your work does produce
something very special...
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human misery...
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which, when collected,
ground into a powder
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and snorted, gives rich people
tiny wings that do nothing.
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So if you help me, it
reduces my suffering,
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which means less wing
powder for my betters.
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I'm glad we had this talk.
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- But I really need the money...
- Flit-flit.
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Thank you for your time.
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Mm...
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Hi, Azzlan.
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Marge, my child.
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I've come to offer solace
in this difficult time.
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You mean convert me to your religion
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when I'm at my most vulnerable?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I'm just here to ask you
an important question.
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Have you heard the news?
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Yes, yes. I will be saved.
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Thanks so much for stopping by.
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I'm just going to leave you with
this literature, praise God...
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I can't go home and face your mom
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without the money for that amulet.
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In here.
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Do you have your lucky lead nugget?
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Always.
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A lead-lick a day
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keeps the doctor a-blah...
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Gold. Sweet, sweet gold!
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Why didn't you ever tell
us you could do magic?
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Because if the king finds
out, he'll take me away
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and force me to be one
of his evil wizards!
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You necromancing nitwits!
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I wanted an all-seeing eye, not this!
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No daughter of mine is gonna
end up in the hex trade.
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Now, let's go buy that amulet.
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And don't worry, mum's the word.
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Did you say "The Word"?
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Hmm? Ah? Hmm?
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- Hi, Azzlan.
- Hi, Azzlan.
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12-nothing.
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My serve.
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You know, eventually,
you're gonna run out of us.
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I said, my serve.
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Mom, I've got a surprise for you.
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Thanks to who?
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I said it when I was 11,
and I'll say it now.
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You're the greatest
husband in the world.
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Mm...
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Where'd a dirt-poor loser like you
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get all the gold for that?
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Oh, well...
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let's just say...
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I strangled a leprechaun.
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I'm not wearing that.
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But without it, you'll die.
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- Fine by me.
- What?!
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I want to die.
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Oh, typical!
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"I want to live, I want to die."
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Just make up your mind...
they're both terrible.
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Oh, I've lived a full life.
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I saw a drawing of an ocean,
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I watched my daughter marry an ogre.
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I am not an ogre.
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My father married an ogre
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after my mother was eaten
by a different ogre.
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You're my mom.
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I can't bear the thought
of saying good-bye.
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You want me to live, I'll live.
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Let's celebrate!
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I'll roast a hobbit for dinner.
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Mmm...
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Bet you a packet
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of South Farthing pipe
weed she picks me, Gaffer.
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Hush now, lad.
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The big folk will choose who's
tastiest and no mistake.
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Ow! Ooh!
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Hey! How do you know
you got them from me?
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We miss you!
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We miss you, too!
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Love you!
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Love you more!
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Ow, ow, ow!
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Hmm. Is it really so bad
for Grandma if she dies?
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Won't she spend eternity
in the Fields of Bliss?
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Ow!
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Yeah. We're all going
to the Fields of Bliss,
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where the days are passed
in frolic most joyous.
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Just frolicking? That's it?
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Sometimes, you wave
ribbons through the air.
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But mainly, frolicking.
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Doesn't that get old?
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Did I mention the ribbons?
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'Cause there's ribbons.
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Fields of Bliss? Nonsense.
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00:11:59,284 --> 00:12:01,520
The afterlife is an
eternity of slaughtering
262
00:12:01,553 --> 00:12:03,755
and being slaughtered by your enemies.
263
00:12:03,788 --> 00:12:04,956
Oh, yeah.
264
00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:06,959
You're both wrong. After death,
265
00:12:06,991 --> 00:12:09,861
you spend all day counting
Goblin Jesus's money.
266
00:12:09,894 --> 00:12:12,130
And it better all be there.
267
00:12:12,163 --> 00:12:13,466
71 mermaids.
268
00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:15,268
Some where the fish is the top part.
269
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,435
Top.
270
00:12:16,467 --> 00:12:17,636
Mushrooms.
271
00:12:17,669 --> 00:12:18,803
Everywhere, mushrooms.
272
00:12:19,904 --> 00:12:21,640
Frolicking and ribbons!
273
00:12:21,673 --> 00:12:25,644
Yeah, but what if after
we die, that's it?
274
00:12:25,677 --> 00:12:27,279
We're just gone?
275
00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:29,948
So just poof?
276
00:12:29,981 --> 00:12:32,651
Really? Poof, and then
just super nothing?
277
00:12:32,684 --> 00:12:34,219
Mm-mm?
278
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,822
Well, it's clean. I'll give you that.
279
00:12:42,427 --> 00:12:44,062
Oh, yeah.
280
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,298
This is way better than death.
281
00:12:46,331 --> 00:12:48,067
Come on, Mom.
282
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,570
There's so many things we
can say to each other now.
283
00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:52,170
Oh, really?
284
00:12:52,203 --> 00:12:54,005
Okay, then, say them.
285
00:12:54,038 --> 00:12:55,173
I'm waiting.
286
00:12:55,206 --> 00:12:57,076
Oh. Um...
287
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,711
Well...
288
00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:00,012
What about you guys?
289
00:13:00,044 --> 00:13:02,514
What do you want to ask your grandma?
290
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:04,182
I got nothing. I'm gonna take a stroll
291
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:05,884
and enjoy the golden age of cleavage.
292
00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:07,385
Lisa?
293
00:13:07,418 --> 00:13:09,889
Um... uh...
294
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,923
Oh! Well, Grandma,
295
00:13:11,956 --> 00:13:14,393
tell us of your most ardent swain.
296
00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:16,762
I dated a shape-shifter once.
297
00:13:16,794 --> 00:13:19,097
I thought I could keep
him from changing.
298
00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:20,399
I was wrong.
299
00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:22,601
Love is a fairy tale!
300
00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:24,537
Oh. Uh...
301
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:28,274
Every moment with her
is a precious gift.
302
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,543
Yes. Yes, it is.
303
00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:32,211
All that matters is that we're a family
304
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:33,745
and we're together.
305
00:13:41,919 --> 00:13:44,055
Sorcerer-intendent Chalmers.
306
00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:47,126
Your daughter has been
detected using witchcraft.
307
00:13:47,158 --> 00:13:49,461
The Gathering Act,
308
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:53,231
she is hereby property of the crown.
309
00:13:53,264 --> 00:13:55,900
What? My daughter isn't a magician.
310
00:13:55,933 --> 00:13:58,036
Oh, I'm terribly sorry, but she is.
311
00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:01,641
Yes, the moment that she
transmuted lead into gold,
312
00:14:01,673 --> 00:14:03,475
our palantirs... they just went bananas.
313
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,478
I've never seen palantirs go so bananas.
314
00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:07,245
It was the only way.
315
00:14:07,278 --> 00:14:09,814
I just didn't want you
to be sad about Grandma.
316
00:14:09,847 --> 00:14:12,817
Oh, no. This is all my fault.
317
00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:14,754
Don't blame yourself, honey.
318
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,989
We're all at fault for
doing whatever it takes
319
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,724
to make you happy.
320
00:14:18,756 --> 00:14:20,158
Help!
321
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,661
You can't nap my kid!
322
00:14:21,693 --> 00:14:23,094
That's kidnapping!
323
00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:24,530
Toenail Imprisonum!
324
00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:28,734
D'oh!
325
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,236
Lisa's magic?
326
00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:32,304
Maybe I'm magic, too!
327
00:14:32,337 --> 00:14:33,805
Abra-carumba!
328
00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:36,008
Yeah, just grab a stick
and say a funny word.
329
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,144
Yeah, that's not insulting to us at all.
330
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,812
Please don't take my daughter.
331
00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:42,415
She was only trying to
save her grandmother.
332
00:14:42,447 --> 00:14:44,317
She sounds like a wonderful kid.
333
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,786
Now please say good-bye to her forever.
334
00:14:49,654 --> 00:14:51,890
Take a peasant, leave a peasant.
335
00:14:55,866 --> 00:14:58,636
She's gone. Lisa's gone.
336
00:14:58,669 --> 00:15:01,472
Clip me out of here, Marge.
I'm gonna rescue Lisa
337
00:15:01,505 --> 00:15:04,076
if I have to kill every
noble in that castle.
338
00:15:04,274 --> 00:15:06,743
But Dad, serfs can't
rise up against nobles.
339
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,444
You'd be attacking the system itself.
340
00:15:08,477 --> 00:15:11,147
And nobody loves
feudalism more than you.
341
00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:13,983
Son, feudalism is a beautiful vision.
342
00:15:14,016 --> 00:15:15,486
The Bill of No Rights.
343
00:15:15,519 --> 00:15:17,754
One person, no vote.
344
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,989
But I'm willing to betray all that
345
00:15:20,023 --> 00:15:21,659
to get my daughter back.
346
00:15:22,858 --> 00:15:24,293
Hey, you mind if I dissolve those?
347
00:15:24,327 --> 00:15:25,796
Uh, just checking.
348
00:15:25,828 --> 00:15:28,832
Better to ask. Better to ask.
349
00:15:28,865 --> 00:15:30,834
Peasants, peons,
350
00:15:30,866 --> 00:15:32,836
and distinguished beggars!
351
00:15:34,837 --> 00:15:38,509
Aren't you tired of the nobles
taking the wheat we sow,
352
00:15:38,541 --> 00:15:40,309
the yarn we spin,
353
00:15:40,342 --> 00:15:42,179
and the wine we steal
354
00:15:42,212 --> 00:15:44,847
from travelers we murder on the road?
355
00:15:44,881 --> 00:15:46,516
They even take our children.
356
00:15:46,549 --> 00:15:48,684
And not just the worthless Barts,
357
00:15:48,717 --> 00:15:50,987
but the magical Lisas.
358
00:15:53,990 --> 00:15:57,126
If we can put a
moon-spangled hat on a man,
359
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,663
why can't we kill a bunch of rich jerks
360
00:15:59,695 --> 00:16:01,998
and take their stuff?!
361
00:16:16,679 --> 00:16:19,149
How are we going to
get over these walls?
362
00:16:19,182 --> 00:16:20,984
Walls...
363
00:16:21,016 --> 00:16:22,852
cannot stop us.
364
00:16:22,885 --> 00:16:25,822
The trees will fight with you.
365
00:16:25,855 --> 00:16:28,592
We will never forget your sacrifice.
366
00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:30,693
Sacrifice?
367
00:16:30,727 --> 00:16:33,396
We could have torn down
368
00:16:33,429 --> 00:16:36,566
the castle walls in five minutes.
369
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:40,436
Trees can't talk, silly.
370
00:16:52,749 --> 00:16:54,184
Mom!
371
00:16:54,217 --> 00:16:57,187
Dad! Help!
372
00:16:57,219 --> 00:16:59,422
Milhouses, save your girlfriend!
373
00:16:59,456 --> 00:17:01,358
Lisa! Lisa! Lisa!
374
00:17:01,390 --> 00:17:02,892
Okay, no, um...
375
00:17:02,926 --> 00:17:06,362
I'm just a friend who is a girl.
376
00:17:06,396 --> 00:17:08,566
It's something to build on.
377
00:17:12,334 --> 00:17:15,972
You peasants are a drag-on the economy.
378
00:17:16,006 --> 00:17:18,108
Oh! I get it.
379
00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:20,477
Because he's riding a dragon!
380
00:17:21,577 --> 00:17:22,778
Aah!
381
00:17:22,812 --> 00:17:26,283
My love for wordplay is undiminished!
382
00:17:27,484 --> 00:17:29,419
Aah!
383
00:17:29,451 --> 00:17:32,088
Oh, no! We're losing.
384
00:17:33,622 --> 00:17:34,790
We need to talk.
385
00:17:34,823 --> 00:17:36,959
- Now?
- Yes, now.
386
00:17:36,993 --> 00:17:39,463
It's time for me to... go.
387
00:17:39,496 --> 00:17:41,765
Life is about moving forward.
388
00:17:41,797 --> 00:17:44,934
Girls want to be women,
women want to be mothers,
389
00:17:44,967 --> 00:17:46,902
mothers want to be grandmas,
390
00:17:46,936 --> 00:17:50,140
and grandmas want to
know what comes next.
391
00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:52,108
But what if I'm not ready?
392
00:17:52,141 --> 00:17:55,778
I wouldn't leave you if I didn't
know you'll be all right.
393
00:17:58,313 --> 00:18:00,683
Okay, Mom. I understand.
394
00:18:02,686 --> 00:18:04,655
Maybe I was born a peasant,
395
00:18:04,688 --> 00:18:06,957
but I'm going out an ice queen.
396
00:18:34,717 --> 00:18:36,387
Ouch.
397
00:18:38,588 --> 00:18:39,856
Now we won!
398
00:18:42,691 --> 00:18:44,227
- Oh!
- Mm.
399
00:18:44,259 --> 00:18:47,329
My mom gave her life to save ours.
400
00:18:47,362 --> 00:18:49,231
Take comfort, Marge.
401
00:18:49,265 --> 00:18:52,002
Now she's in the Fields of Bliss.
402
00:18:52,035 --> 00:18:54,504
No, she's in Goblin Money Heaven.
403
00:18:54,536 --> 00:18:57,073
The afterlife is snakes
chewing your eyes,
404
00:18:57,106 --> 00:18:58,741
but it feels good.
405
00:18:58,775 --> 00:19:00,377
This is our heaven!
406
00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:02,079
Oh.
407
00:19:02,111 --> 00:19:05,381
Or, as long as Grandma
lives on in our hearts,
408
00:19:05,415 --> 00:19:07,384
then she's never truly gone.
409
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:08,885
Until we die.
410
00:19:08,918 --> 00:19:10,352
Then it's like she never existed.
411
00:19:10,386 --> 00:19:13,857
And, someday, no one will remember you.
412
00:19:13,890 --> 00:19:16,025
Or anybody.
413
00:19:16,058 --> 00:19:18,894
All is well... the nobles are defeated,
414
00:19:18,928 --> 00:19:20,429
the dragon is dead,
415
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:21,598
and I've got a daughter
416
00:19:21,631 --> 00:19:23,934
who can turn lead into gold!
417
00:19:23,967 --> 00:19:27,370
Ooh. Um, actually, I can't anymore.
418
00:19:27,402 --> 00:19:30,073
Dragon fire is the source of all magic.
419
00:19:30,105 --> 00:19:31,907
And Grandma killed the last one.
420
00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:34,745
Everything wondrous and
extraordinary about our world
421
00:19:34,777 --> 00:19:36,579
is going to fade.
422
00:19:38,247 --> 00:19:41,083
But maybe now we can use
science to improve our world.
423
00:19:41,117 --> 00:19:42,786
With new technologies,
424
00:19:42,819 --> 00:19:45,722
we can put an end to
poverty and disease.
425
00:19:45,755 --> 00:19:47,224
Sure, it'll be hard work,
426
00:19:47,256 --> 00:19:49,292
but far more rewarding
than waving your hand
427
00:19:49,324 --> 00:19:51,594
over a rock to change it into gold.
428
00:19:51,628 --> 00:19:52,929
I mean...
429
00:19:52,961 --> 00:19:54,964
Please come back, magic!
430
00:19:56,966 --> 00:19:58,935
Live, damn you, live.
431
00:20:02,338 --> 00:20:05,142
I am risen!
432
00:20:05,175 --> 00:20:06,610
But what about science?
433
00:20:06,642 --> 00:20:08,444
Oh, sweetie, who would
434
00:20:08,477 --> 00:20:10,613
want to live in a world without magic?
435
00:20:10,647 --> 00:20:12,314
It would be so boring.
436
00:20:12,348 --> 00:20:15,118
People would have to make
up fantasy stories...
437
00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:17,286
Most of them poorly-written pretenses
438
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,456
for explicit sex and violence.
439
00:20:19,488 --> 00:20:22,491
just to escape the
tedious real world.
440
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,928
Oh. That does sound awful.
441
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,063
Look! The dragon is burning our village.
442
00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:31,101
I love our life.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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