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Come on, Marge, where's dinner?
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What's the holdup in there?
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A pie for Bart...
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- Come on, put them down already.
- ...a veggie pie for Lisa...
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- Why do you have to describe everything?
- ...a baby pie for Maggie.
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The pies know who they're for.
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- A dog pie for Santa's Little Helper.
- What? The dog...
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The dog before me?
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Now, be sure to cut it open first
so the pie has time to cool.
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I'm done.
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I know you're in a hurry to go
to the bar to watch football,
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but first I want you to
put the kids to bed.
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"Everything after the tornado
was a dream. The end."
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Going into halftime, it's
Springfield Atoms 7, Boston Americans 10.
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Oh, come on, we cannot lose again
to those no-good Boston cheaters!
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I-I can't stand that
pretty-boy quarterback.
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Thinks he's so handsome,
just 'cause he's drop-dead gorgeous.
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The only Boston wins
is because they cheat!
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Listening in on our teams' headsets,
fattening our cheerleaders.
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You know, for three games last year,
Boston used a volleyball painted brown.
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That was never proven,
you Springfield screw-job.
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Ugh, Boston fans.
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In town for the Dennis
Lehane book tour.
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Go kiss a Kennedy, you rule-
breaking cranberry squeezers!
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We don't cheat.
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We won 12 division titles in ten years,
fair and square.
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You dorks are just jealous of
all our championship rings.
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Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
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You're the one who's jealous.
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I only wish I could
be as jealous as you.
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Geez, Jay, this place has got
more knobs than a hardware store.
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I hate this town.
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So don't I. Friggin' doorknobs.
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Automatic.
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Mwah, mwah, mwah.
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It's fourth and long, the
Americans' last chance for a miracle.
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Come on, Springfield, put it away!
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We're gonna win one. We're
finally gonna win one!
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The QB
handsomely takes the snap,
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sexily steps back to pass, and with
God-given good looks, fires it downfield!
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But there's no one there to receive it!
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Nice pass.
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What a first-ballot hall-of-fame loser.
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But the ball is caught by the
Americans' mascot, Flappy the Flag!
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Flappy running unopposed
into the end zone
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for a surely illegal touchdown.
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Throwing to the mascot?
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After further review,
Flappy the Flag is listed
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on the Americans' 53-man
roster and reported eligible.
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The result of the play is a touchdown.
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Once again, the Americans
found a way to win.
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Oh, that'll put a smile
on Coach Bonderchuck's face.
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Oh, not again!
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They cheated! You cheated!
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Did not. You got to cover the mascot.
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Use your noggin. Play smart.
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Flappy's on the roster.
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On the roster!
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- On the roster!
- On the roster!
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On the roster, my butt.
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Once again, those Boston cheaters
think the rules don't apply to them.
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And they're so smug about winning.
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If I ever won anything, I
wouldn't be smug about it.
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I'd be class all the way, like Mark
Harmon... pure American elegance.
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I tell ya, the next Boston fan I see,
I'm just gonna lose it.
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Lose it so hard.
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And... What the...
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What is... How could...
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That hat! Your head!
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That team.
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My son!
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Hey, Dad, caught the game last night.
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Tough loss for your guys.
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Guess we just wanted it more.
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Oh, am
I in the right house?
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Because no one in my house
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would ever be caught dead
wearing Boston Americans gear.
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Dead!
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I feel ya, Homer.
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Sucks to be a loser.
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Unlike the six-time Mega-Bowl champion
Boston Americans.
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Mwah!
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Ring, ring, ring.
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Give me that hat.
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Ol�!
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Your father never
could resist an "ol�."
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Eh, he'll run out of steam soon.
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Get in.
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Look around, son.
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This is your hometown.
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And the Springfield Atoms
are your hometown team...
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since 2003, when we stole them
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in the middle of the
night from Portland.
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What kind of life can you have here
as a Boston fan?
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See?
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Why are you wearing that Boston hat?
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This is Atoms country, bro!
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I would pluck out my own eyes
if I did not have a call-back
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for a Web-only Olive Garden commercial.
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They're just trying to hat shame me.
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Face it, Dad, Boston is the
Bart Simpson of cities.
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All those awesome Southies in The
Departed, those are my people.
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People? The dog and the
baby are your people.
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It all goes back
to the Boston Tea Party,
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a prank so kick-ass
it started a country.
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Come on, pal, what do you say?
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Just lose the hat, for your old man.
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Nope, I think I'll stick
with the bad boys.
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Get it off before God sees.
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Oh!
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And the people from
Boston are so obnoxious.
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They think their stupid city
has the best everything:
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bands, comedians, chowder,
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their so-called cream pies,
which are actually cakes.
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- And there's...
- Why don't you let me
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- take your mind off your problems?
- And what's with Aerosmith?
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That's not how you spell "arrow."
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The... Oh.
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Do your job, Homer.
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Bart, you're my son.
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There's no neck tattoo so crass,
no gender reassignment too ambiguous
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that I would not love you.
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Which is why I must show you
the error of your ways,
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even if it means dragging this
family all the way to hell.
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A vacation to Boston?
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No, not a vay-cation,
a hate-cation!
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Where you experience the worst a place
has to offer, and then say, "Told ya!"
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Hate-watching, hate-voting
and now a hate-cation?
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Why can't everyone just
enjoy things they like?
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Because things you like don't fill you
with delicious, delicious rage.
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Hmm, I'm gonna love this trip.
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I'm gonna love it right in your face.
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That's it, build it up in your head.
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High hopes just make the
hate-cation stronger.
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You're crazy.
Boston can't be that bad.
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I've never loved hating
anything so much!
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Move your garbage car!
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I got to get to the packy
before the B's drop puck!
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Told ya!
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See, boy? Notice how Bostonians
aren't exactly ugly,
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but they're not sexy either.
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Homer, your negative attitude
is ruining this hate-cation.
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So, what to hate first?
The Freedom Trail?
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The touch tank at the
New England Aquarium?
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Ooh, that could blow.
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I want to go to Southie.
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That part of town has the
towniest townies of any town.
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You think your
Bostonians are so great?
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Watch as your beloved hooligans
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tear your innocent
father limb from limb
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with just the slightest provocation.
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Listen up, you
clam-gargling tea-tossers!
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Fenway is a terrible ballpark!
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Dad, don't!
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Out of my way, ladies.
You're blocking my shot.
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The seats at Fenway Park are too narrow,
and many of them face center field!
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It's not charming, it's a teardown!
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The bobbleheads!
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They're tippin'!
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Kid, mind the cart!
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- The what?
- The cart!
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The cot?
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Cot!
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No, don't struggle!
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It only makes them bobble harder.
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They keep coming.
Bobblehead Steven Wright,
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bobblehead Aimee Mann,
bobblehead Bell Biv Devoe!
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The vibrations are killing him!
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Don't worry, sweetheart, I'm a doctor.
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I'm also a doctor, kid.
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Mm, so many doctors.
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He's got a Pedro lodged in his airway.
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He'll be fine, ma'am.
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And because of our state's
super-socialized health care,
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no matter how much your
husband abuses his body,
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someone else will pay for it.
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What a relief for women
with hot-tempered,
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accident-prone husbands.
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Oh, yeah, we got a
whole surgical center
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for injuries from falling
off icy roofs and gutters.
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Ooh.
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While the doctors pull tiny
Bruins helmets out of your skin,
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Lisa and I are going to
explore The Hub on our own.
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Remember, this is a hate-cation.
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You better go someplace bad.
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Isn't Mayor Quimby from
somewhere around here?
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People are so fit here.
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Everyone looks like they're
in a financial services ad.
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Free sunscreen? So progressive.
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Do you vaccinate your children?
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Of course.
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But not stupid progressive.
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What's that buzzing noise?
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It's-it's nerds!
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They've got every
recognized species of nerd!
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A jester-hatted ferret preener!
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A Wild West-afarian!
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A Magic: The Gathering gathering!
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Oculus rifters!
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Yo-yo guys. Yo-yo girls!
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A chain mail ping pong player.
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So much education.
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If they did a Real Housewives
here, it would be a total snooze.
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Ah, it's like heaven for people
who don't believe in heaven.
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What the crap is this BS?
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What? I thought you'd want
to try candlepin bowling.
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Hey, McCarthy, nice half-Worcester.
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Get bent, McDonald.
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A lot of wood to work with out there.
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Boston.
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They even found a way
to mess up bowling.
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Just try it.
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Eh, all right.
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None of the usual pain
in my knees, back,
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wrist, shoulder, neck, and chest.
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One pin standing.
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Story of my life.
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Whoa there, pal.
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Don't forget your third ball.
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Hold on, wait.
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Wait. Hold on.
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Wait.
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What?
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This is candlepin bowling.
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You get three.
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Hmm? Hmm.
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Three balls.
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I see it all so clearly now.
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What, Dad? What is it?
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This regional bowling
with its one extra roll
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has knocked my misguided
hate into the gutter.
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Mwah!
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I like Boston!
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Dad, you and me are real
father-son Southies, now.
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Just like Ben and Casey Affleck.
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Son, show me everything
this town has to offer.
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You know, for a cake,
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this Boston cream pie isn't so bad.
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Look at them. So innocent.
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Not Bart, but go on.
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Homer,
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I never dared dream
about living somewhere
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that values education,
with great health care,
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and everyone's outdoorsy
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but still pallid.
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If it weren't crazy,
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I'd say we should be
raising our kids here.
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But no. No, no. That's crazy!
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Is it?
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But I never thought
you, of all people...
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Honey, this could be the chance
we never thought we'd get.
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The chance to knock down
all of life's pins.
253
00:12:49,497 --> 00:12:52,466
Are you saying what I
think you're saying?
254
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:57,137
I am. Fate is offering us a third ball.
255
00:12:57,172 --> 00:12:59,740
Do you mean it? Are we
going to move to Boston?
256
00:12:59,774 --> 00:13:03,344
I knew I didn't pay this
month's mortgage for a reason.
257
00:13:17,707 --> 00:13:21,324
We did it! We really did it!
We made a life change.
258
00:13:21,362 --> 00:13:24,498
I love these colonial
quilts on the wall.
259
00:13:24,525 --> 00:13:26,526
Now, I can take a nap standing up.
260
00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:34,467
Check it out, kid.
261
00:13:34,502 --> 00:13:36,102
This movie's my life now.
262
00:13:38,472 --> 00:13:40,440
You want to rob the Harvard Coop?
263
00:13:40,474 --> 00:13:42,475
Why don't we just break into Fort Knox?
264
00:13:42,510 --> 00:13:45,278
These snobs think Mass Ave.
belongs to them.
265
00:13:45,312 --> 00:13:47,313
It's our Ave.
266
00:13:52,486 --> 00:13:55,455
Whoa! I got to get one of
those "X" necklaces to kiss.
267
00:13:56,957 --> 00:13:59,692
This is all happening so fast.
268
00:13:59,727 --> 00:14:01,361
Can we really afford to live in a city
269
00:14:01,395 --> 00:14:03,530
with a symphony and a Pops?
270
00:14:03,564 --> 00:14:04,864
Don't worry, baby.
271
00:14:04,899 --> 00:14:08,535
I have a line on a sweet
safety inspector gig.
272
00:14:08,569 --> 00:14:10,403
Very sweet.
273
00:14:20,447 --> 00:14:22,949
Can I get a test on batch six?
274
00:14:24,118 --> 00:14:26,486
I'm finally living my dream
275
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:29,255
of never not being
around batches of candy.
276
00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:30,757
And unlike the nuclear plant,
277
00:14:30,791 --> 00:14:34,160
if I screw up, no one gets hurt.
278
00:14:37,464 --> 00:14:39,165
Are you sure we have
to go to school here?
279
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,100
I sort of thought I'd go
straight to running numbers
280
00:14:41,135 --> 00:14:42,435
for the Irish mob.
281
00:14:42,469 --> 00:14:44,437
Our school is in the heart
of what they once called
282
00:14:44,471 --> 00:14:45,605
The Combat Zone.
283
00:14:45,639 --> 00:14:47,340
The Combat Zone! Yes!
284
00:14:47,374 --> 00:14:48,675
Combat rules!
285
00:14:48,709 --> 00:14:50,343
Charter what?
286
00:14:50,377 --> 00:14:52,478
Here's my classroom.
287
00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:55,982
The teacher is Doris Kearns Goodwin.
288
00:14:56,016 --> 00:15:00,253
Today, we explore Lincoln's 1861
suspension of habeas corpus,
289
00:15:00,287 --> 00:15:03,089
using dried macaroni and pipe cleaners.
290
00:15:05,993 --> 00:15:07,627
Huh, now to get sent to detention.
291
00:15:07,661 --> 00:15:09,796
That's where I'll meet my
future bank-robbing crew.
292
00:15:16,403 --> 00:15:18,438
Ha! How do you like them marbles?
293
00:15:18,472 --> 00:15:21,040
Bart, we have a place
for kids like you.
294
00:15:21,075 --> 00:15:22,308
Bring it on.
295
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,448
Kids singing?
296
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:34,888
What the hell?
297
00:15:34,922 --> 00:15:38,391
Like you, these kids are gifted
with exceptional energy.
298
00:15:38,425 --> 00:15:40,760
Which they've channeled
into a cappella.
299
00:15:43,864 --> 00:15:44,998
Departed.
300
00:15:45,032 --> 00:15:46,332
These are the bad kids?
301
00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:48,334
There's not a Wahlberg in the bunch.
302
00:15:48,369 --> 00:15:50,670
I've never felt more like I fit in.
303
00:15:50,704 --> 00:15:53,273
People think Boston's all
Southies and hooligans.
304
00:15:53,307 --> 00:15:55,775
But it's really teachers, Ph.D.
students,
305
00:15:55,809 --> 00:15:57,944
doctors, innovators, philanthropists.
306
00:15:57,978 --> 00:16:00,213
It's like living in a giant classroom.
307
00:16:00,247 --> 00:16:02,115
And every day is a new test.
308
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,290
Theater?
309
00:16:10,324 --> 00:16:12,458
Colleges?
310
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,494
Culture?
311
00:16:17,298 --> 00:16:18,264
Oh, Pauly,
312
00:16:18,299 --> 00:16:21,067
if you could have known that Boston
was gonna turn out so wussy,
313
00:16:21,101 --> 00:16:23,269
you never would have warned anybody.
314
00:16:24,305 --> 00:16:30,276
Listen, my brother, and you shall see,
this is a town not for you, but for me.
315
00:16:33,247 --> 00:16:34,747
Hey, but what about Grampa?
316
00:16:34,782 --> 00:16:36,749
He lives a thousand miles away.
317
00:16:36,784 --> 00:16:37,917
Great point.
318
00:16:37,952 --> 00:16:39,552
Nobody tell him where we went.
319
00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:41,554
Bart, you haven't
touched your clambake.
320
00:16:41,588 --> 00:16:42,755
What's wrong?
321
00:16:42,790 --> 00:16:46,059
This place is all P.C.
brainiacs and Subaru owners
322
00:16:46,093 --> 00:16:47,560
wearing fleece vests.
323
00:16:47,594 --> 00:16:49,429
It's nothing at all like
The Departed.
324
00:16:49,463 --> 00:16:51,965
Oh, honey, I know it's a big change.
325
00:16:51,999 --> 00:16:55,735
But someday you'll understand
that providing our family
326
00:16:55,769 --> 00:16:57,070
with a better life...
327
00:16:57,104 --> 00:16:59,372
Something I've never been able to do.
328
00:16:59,406 --> 00:17:02,208
...is the most important
thing in the world.
329
00:17:02,242 --> 00:17:04,377
We've been given a third ball.
330
00:17:04,411 --> 00:17:06,579
Let's not throw it away.
331
00:17:08,816 --> 00:17:10,216
Same to you.
332
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:12,385
No one likes feeling out of place.
333
00:17:12,419 --> 00:17:14,554
That's how I felt back in Springfield.
334
00:17:14,588 --> 00:17:16,889
But I sucked it up for eight years.
335
00:17:16,924 --> 00:17:18,925
Now it's your turn.
336
00:17:30,771 --> 00:17:31,804
Yes! Finally.
337
00:17:31,839 --> 00:17:34,474
A Southie crew pulling a job.
338
00:17:34,508 --> 00:17:36,743
I finally took that spin
class with Miranda.
339
00:17:36,777 --> 00:17:38,711
I was sweatin' so friggin' hard.
340
00:17:38,746 --> 00:17:40,780
Hey, try this pressed juice, kid.
341
00:17:40,814 --> 00:17:43,316
Ginger, cayenne... Wicked cleanse, pal.
342
00:17:43,350 --> 00:17:45,051
Come on. Donny, Tommy,
343
00:17:45,085 --> 00:17:46,986
these solar laptops for Rwandans
344
00:17:47,021 --> 00:17:49,355
ain't gonna donate themselves.
345
00:17:50,424 --> 00:17:53,326
It's time for me to ship out of Boston.
346
00:17:54,528 --> 00:17:56,295
What a gorgeous day.
347
00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:57,930
I hope it never ends.
348
00:17:57,965 --> 00:18:00,233
So don't I.
349
00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:03,336
You know, guys, I've picked out
the perfect Boston activity
350
00:18:03,370 --> 00:18:05,004
to help celebrate our move.
351
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,073
Ooh, a parade.
352
00:18:07,107 --> 00:18:08,608
Not just any parade.
353
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,477
The Boston Americans?
354
00:18:13,213 --> 00:18:15,314
Bonk! Bonk! Bonk!
355
00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:18,351
It's a state holiday because the league
356
00:18:18,385 --> 00:18:20,219
overturned the coach's suspension
357
00:18:20,254 --> 00:18:22,522
for using magnets to
affect the coin toss.
358
00:18:22,556 --> 00:18:24,390
Pretty cool way to celebrate
our new hometown.
359
00:18:24,425 --> 00:18:25,892
Right, Dad?
360
00:18:25,926 --> 00:18:30,596
As a Bostonian, I
definitely support my team.
361
00:18:33,567 --> 00:18:35,301
Hey, Bonk! Can we get a picture?
362
00:18:35,335 --> 00:18:37,370
Hell to the derrr, little bro!
363
00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:41,707
Come on, Homer, put on the hat.
364
00:18:41,742 --> 00:18:44,577
I can support my hometown team
without putting on a hat.
365
00:18:44,611 --> 00:18:47,480
Hats go on your head!
366
00:18:47,514 --> 00:18:50,349
If you're gonna live in Boston,
you got to wear the hat.
367
00:18:52,953 --> 00:18:54,153
Okay.
368
00:18:59,359 --> 00:19:01,327
You did this on purpose.
369
00:19:01,361 --> 00:19:03,362
My future is at stake.
370
00:19:03,397 --> 00:19:05,498
So don't is mine.
371
00:19:05,532 --> 00:19:08,668
Just... a... hat.
372
00:19:08,702 --> 00:19:10,002
You can do it, Homie.
373
00:19:10,037 --> 00:19:11,404
Think of the candlepins.
374
00:19:11,438 --> 00:19:14,006
This is our extra ball!
375
00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:17,510
A... better... life.
376
00:19:24,785 --> 00:19:26,285
Derrr!
377
00:19:27,387 --> 00:19:28,387
Stupid cheaters!
378
00:19:28,422 --> 00:19:29,522
You cheat,
379
00:19:29,556 --> 00:19:31,691
you flip out when people say you cheat,
380
00:19:31,725 --> 00:19:32,859
and everybody knows
381
00:19:32,893 --> 00:19:35,394
you're nothing but a
big bunch of cheaters!
382
00:19:38,432 --> 00:19:40,199
You made us leave that lovely city
383
00:19:40,234 --> 00:19:42,368
rather than just put on a stupid hat.
384
00:19:42,402 --> 00:19:43,903
It wasn't even fitted.
385
00:19:43,937 --> 00:19:46,572
I just couldn't wear the hat.
386
00:19:46,607 --> 00:19:48,307
Well, I'm still mad at you.
387
00:19:48,342 --> 00:19:51,277
I never even got to experience
one of those Boston winters
388
00:19:51,311 --> 00:19:52,778
everyone raves about.
389
00:19:52,813 --> 00:19:55,414
Come on, baby, we could
never escape our problems
390
00:19:55,449 --> 00:19:57,083
by moving somewhere else.
391
00:19:57,117 --> 00:20:00,419
Our problems are who we
are, not where we are.
392
00:20:00,454 --> 00:20:02,288
Well... maybe.
393
00:20:02,322 --> 00:20:04,423
The traffic was pretty annoying.
394
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:06,792
Not to mention the unspoken racism.
395
00:20:06,827 --> 00:20:09,462
It wasn't that unspoken.
396
00:20:10,631 --> 00:20:12,265
At least someone in this family
397
00:20:12,299 --> 00:20:14,033
is happy about where they came from.
398
00:20:15,302 --> 00:20:17,436
Oh, don't worry, Lisa.
399
00:20:17,471 --> 00:20:19,338
You'll get back to Boston someday.
400
00:20:19,373 --> 00:20:21,274
What are you talking about?
401
00:20:21,308 --> 00:20:22,508
I never left.
402
00:20:22,543 --> 00:20:24,810
I'm in Boston now.
403
00:20:26,547 --> 00:20:28,347
Welcome home, Lisa.
404
00:20:28,382 --> 00:20:30,016
Class is about to start.
405
00:20:35,684 --> 00:20:37,989
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