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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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When we posted
our first video,
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we never thought
we would be here.
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We're just four kids
from Melbourne.
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We started doing pranks
to make ourselves laugh.
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Hey guys, we're the Janoskians,
and today we're doing...
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What's our video called?
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One view,
multiplied into millions,
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and the more views we got,
the more we pushed the limits.
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Then, came the music,
the shows, and fans everywhere.
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Why the hell do they
like us anyway?
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Because we're doing
what we love,
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and in it together.
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Brothers always.
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But as they say, you're only
as good as your last video.
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Hey, guys,
we're the Janoskians!
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And this is another fail video.
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So, guys, what we're
about to perform today
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is one of the most dangerous
stunts that we have ever done
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across any of our channels.
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You guys ready?
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Let's do it.
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Whoa!
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Okay, you guys,
so, as you know,
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there's a jellyfish
in this tank,
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and we are gonna wrap it onto
Beau's face for 15 seconds.
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Are you all ready to see this?
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No!
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Oh, wow.
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- Oh, my God.
- Ready, Beau?
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No! No!
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Five, four, three, two, one!
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Oh, shoot.
Guys, what should we do?
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- Guys, we need to pee on him!
- Piss on his face!
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- A million views in one day!
- What?
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- Check out the comments!
- Whoa!
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Your pee is way too yellow, you guys
definitely should drink more water.
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That's so true.
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Gold shower, na, na, na!
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It's so easy for you guys
to be excited,
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you guys weren't the ones
being pissed on.
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Seriously,
give me my computer back!
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Hey, Sophia!
What's up, sweetie pie?
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What's up, sweetie pie?
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What's up is I am officially
the most humiliated girlfriend
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in the entire world, again!
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- Hi, Sophia!
- Beau, we need to talk, in private.
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- What's up?
- My roommate yanks me out of bed,
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tells me there's a new
video up of you
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and your idiot friends,
and I'm like,
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"That's impossible,
because he missed
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my grandmother's
90th birthday yesterday
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because he had to work!
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Then, she shoved
her phone in my face,
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and shows me this disgusting
video of your friends
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peeing on your face!
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Now everyone, including my own
grandmother, has seen this.
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Your grandmother saw it?
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Did she think it was funny?
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Are you serious?
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You really need to think
about what's best for you:
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Beau Brooks,
or the loser Janoskians?
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You know what, Sophia,
I don't think he needs to listen
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to you anymore because
you my friend, you suck!
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- Seriously?
- What?
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Oh, Jai, you think
you're such hot shit!
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You do realize
you're just a dick?
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Luke, your claim to fame
is that you win
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all of the stupid dares!
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Oh, my God,
such an achievement!
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You're an inspiration
to jack asses everywhere!
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What did I do to you?
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You exist.
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- Hey, Sophia, what about me?
- You're just an idiot!
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Beau! Beau!
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I really fell for those
green eyes of yours,
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but then you opened your mouth,
and your friends peed in it.
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I can't do this, it's over.
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You're seriously gonna break up
with me over some stupid video?
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Take care of yourself, Beau.
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What, no, no! Sophia!
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Hey, now you got us
all to yourself.
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- What do you wanna do first?
- Aw, let's go to the bar.
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Let's go film a video.
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Don't be like that, come on.
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Beau, put a
smile on your doll.
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♪ It's beyond nuts ♪
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♪ It's beyond nuts ♪
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It's been almost four days.
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Oh, my God, that's just sad.
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That's so sad.
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I've known Beau
my entire life,
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and I've never
seen him like this.
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- Stop!
- What a pussy.
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So, you see, the problem
with Beau is that,
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he always thinks that he needs
to be in a relationship.
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What are you doing!
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I just want the old
Beau back, to be honest.
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Yeah, baby!
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Hey, guys, it's Beau here.
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There comes a point in any
person's life
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when they look in the mirror,
and they ask themselves,
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are they truly happy?
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All great things
come to an end,
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and I'm sad to say that...
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I have to move on
from the Janoskians.
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Thank you guys for watching.
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Man, what a bitch.
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We can't just sit here
and accept defeat.
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We need a backup plan.
We'll find a better Beau.
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You know what, we should find a
Beau with even greener eyes.
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What are you doing, Daniel?!
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Hey, what's up, boys?
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So, what we're pretty much
doing is we wanna replace Beau.
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So, first off, what do you truly
wanna get out of being a Jonaskian?
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Where are you from?
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- France?
- Frenchmen!
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Do you have any tattoos?
No tattoos.
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- Scars!
- We wanna see them scars.
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Yeah, we like scars.
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I see you have a high
pain tolerance.
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Can you play a comedy side?
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No?
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Yeah, like that, see...
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Pucker up like...
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We wanna test
your pain tolerance level,
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so we're gonna see how well
you can walk across these Legos.
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While you're saying the
first line of your script.
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All right, can you do it
with one fist in the air?
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Weren't you already a client?
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All right, very good, very good.
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Turn your head to the side.
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All right, now kiss me back.
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- Yeah, did he get it right?
- Perfect.
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- Yeah, it looks good.
- All right, awesome.
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- All right, cool.
- Can you count to three?
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Aw, dig it right in.
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Here's some oysters.
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Let's see what
you guys are made of.
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Beau would not back down.
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- That's a bit chewy.
- Aw, yeah!
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You gotta...
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That was a buffalo testicle.
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I think we'll definitely
be in touch with you.
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All right, see you boys!
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This one's perfect,
it looks exactly like a Dorito.
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If you look at Beau's
face closely enough,
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you'll see it is indeed
shaped as a Dorito,
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like a perfect triangle.
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Guys, I've gotta get to work,
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and I'm running so, so, late.
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Please tell me
you've seen my boxers.
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Come on, please,
I'm running late. Anyone.
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Daniel, stand up for a second.
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- No.
- Daniel, stand up!
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I'm running late, seriously.
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- What?
- Are you wearing my boxers?
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No! I'm just wearing
ball protection.
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Ooh!
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- All of them?
- Got ten, actually.
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Seriously, Daniel? Take 'em off!
I'm gonna be late!
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Oh, there's one!
There's two!
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Incoming!
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Show him dat ass!
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Take 'em off!
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Stop you little...
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You guys are so funny!
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- Smells like shit!
- Judas over here!
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You guys should
consider getting a job, too.
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I hope you get fired.
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Uh-oh, an unknown number?
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Uh, hello, who are you?
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You don't know who I am?
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Nope, no, I don't.
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What planet you live on?
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I'm from Earth, mate,
what about you?
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What cave do you dwell in?
Everyone knows Barry Black.
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- Cave?
- Don't, don't...
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You dummy,
you don't know Barry Black?
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- Black Entertainment!
- What are you doing!
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Black Airline, Black Records?
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This is an honor, man!
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Call him back!
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All right, it's ringing.
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Barry, man! Sorry, my friend
he's a bit stupid.
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We're big fans, bro,
this is an honor!
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It's an honor to meet
you guys, too.
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I'm gonna cut to the chase.
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My daughter, Alison,
adores you, especially Beau.
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Beau, yeah, yeah. He's a
cool guy, he's our brother.
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Where is he?
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I think he's up
in the bathroom.
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- It is nasty up there,
- Whew!
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Anyway, my daughter Alison's
having a sweet 16 party,
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and I want you guys to
perform some of those stunts,
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like the ones you do
on the internet.
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You know that jump rope
trick you guys do?
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- Yeah, man.
- I like that shit.
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Too easy, bro.
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We moved from
the East Coast to LA,
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so she's having
a hard time adjusting.
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You know how that could be.
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So it better look real good,
or else.
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What do you say?
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Yeah, man, 100 percent.
We're down.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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I'm handing you over
right now
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to my assistant, Holly.
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She'll take care
of all the details.
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Hello! You guys have some friends in
LA that you can stay with, right?
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We have mates everywhere,
we're so popular!
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Great, so I won't be
booking you guys a hotel.
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Look out for an e-mail
that's coming in soon
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with all of your
flight information,
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and boys,
just a little word of wisdom,
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Barry Black
makes or breaks acts.
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Okay, what is that
meant to mean?
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The last guys that came and
performed here, they bombed,
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and then they never got another
gig in this town ever again.
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Or in their home town
for that matter.
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It was a huge embarrassment
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for everybody involved.
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Um, okay Holly,
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I think we'll be just fine.
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Well, then we will
see you soon.
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Safe travels. Ciao!
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- Adios!
- Bye bye!
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We're gonna need Beau back.
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Janoskians.
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Ew!
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Always have to open that big,
fat mouth of yours, then.
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Mate, we could've been staying
at The Four Seasons, or The W,
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somewhere fancy, but no!
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Yeah, okay, Jai,
in your dreams.
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- And why are you packing your warmest clothes?
- We're going up North.
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Right, California,
it's pretty much a desert, bro.
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- It's always hot there.
- Shit!
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Guys, I got us
a spot to crash.
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- No way!
- Yep, I just sent a tweet out on Twitter
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asking if anyone
has a spare house,
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and this guy named Cody replied,
and offered us his.
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- This is the house?
- Yup!
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Oh! That's a palace!
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- Check it out!
- That is sick!
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How is this guy, Cody?
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No idea.
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I just DM'ed him our number
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Oh, that's smart.
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Oh, this is him. Guys.
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Be nice.
251
00:12:26,311 --> 00:12:28,578
Holy shit!
This is really your number!
252
00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:32,181
I can't believe you guys
actually DM'ed me your number!
253
00:12:32,183 --> 00:12:33,916
I could be a psychopath!
254
00:12:33,918 --> 00:12:36,018
I'm not though!
255
00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:37,853
So you guys need
a place to crash, huh?
256
00:12:37,855 --> 00:12:39,155
I really hope we're not
intruding though.
257
00:12:39,157 --> 00:12:40,355
Would you shut up?
258
00:12:40,357 --> 00:12:42,224
Shut up right now, shut up.
259
00:12:42,226 --> 00:12:44,160
No, man, it'd be an
honor to have you guys!
260
00:12:44,162 --> 00:12:46,496
Oh, my God, I got a dope crib,
plenty a room.
261
00:12:46,498 --> 00:12:49,464
You wanna come to LA, I'm the guy
you wanna be with, all right?
262
00:12:49,466 --> 00:12:52,868
I got LA on lockdown, okay? I got
VIP service at all the clubs,
263
00:12:52,870 --> 00:12:55,374
I got chicks on standby,
bottle service!
264
00:12:57,308 --> 00:12:59,608
Hey, listen, here. That's the
address to my place, all right?
265
00:12:59,610 --> 00:13:02,411
Well, our place.
Me casa, su casa, fellas.
266
00:13:02,413 --> 00:13:03,915
Hey, where's Beau?
267
00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:07,983
Let's just get him fired,
268
00:13:07,985 --> 00:13:09,319
that way he has to come to LA.
269
00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:12,254
Order up!
270
00:13:12,256 --> 00:13:14,991
So, what I actually
didn't tell you was,
271
00:13:14,993 --> 00:13:17,627
I'll give you a 20 percent
discount back on the $10 drink,
272
00:13:17,629 --> 00:13:22,232
so I'll actually pay you
$2.73 to drink our drinks.
273
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:23,802
What do you think?
274
00:13:26,638 --> 00:13:28,972
Beau, how could you!
275
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,940
What the
did you put in there?
276
00:13:30,942 --> 00:13:33,443
What kind of company
are you guys running here?
277
00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:36,378
This is just my brother, he's just playing a joke.
278
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:39,047
Did you have a shake, man?
Did you have one?
279
00:13:41,318 --> 00:13:45,153
- Stop!
- This place is under quarantine!
280
00:13:45,155 --> 00:13:48,358
- What are you doing!
- Do not move, we are looking for patient zero.
281
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:51,026
Daniel, Daniel, it's a
clear mask, I can see you.
282
00:13:51,028 --> 00:13:53,629
I don't know you,
and nobody can leave okay?
283
00:13:53,631 --> 00:13:55,531
Nobody leaves! Nobody leaves!
284
00:14:00,437 --> 00:14:02,341
Get patient zero out!
285
00:14:06,344 --> 00:14:09,478
Hey, guys, how you guys doing,
you looking for a couch?
286
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,147
Well, I'm Beau.
287
00:14:11,149 --> 00:14:13,181
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, man.
288
00:14:13,183 --> 00:14:15,118
So, the good thing
about these couches,
289
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,652
I'm just gonna do
my pitch right now,
290
00:14:16,654 --> 00:14:18,655
is that they're
all made out of microfiber,
291
00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:21,590
so if you get any spills,
or anything on them,
292
00:14:21,592 --> 00:14:23,493
they easily come off
with a shampoo,
293
00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:25,661
you could pee on it,
and it'll come off.
294
00:14:25,663 --> 00:14:28,196
This one is actually great,
if you wanna take a seat.
295
00:14:28,198 --> 00:14:31,133
And it comes with the leg rest.
296
00:14:31,135 --> 00:14:33,038
Sit down and just relax, and...
297
00:14:34,371 --> 00:14:36,071
Yeah, we've got them
all in different colors,
298
00:14:36,073 --> 00:14:39,911
we can get in purple,
orange, magenta, red.
299
00:14:43,114 --> 00:14:46,549
Tony, can we get this in a
stone color, just like that?
300
00:14:46,551 --> 00:14:49,218
This couch right here?
We can? Yup.
301
00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:51,219
Perfect, you guys
just relax and enjoy.
302
00:14:51,221 --> 00:14:53,292
This is my personal favorite.
303
00:14:58,263 --> 00:14:59,632
My neck!
304
00:15:00,365 --> 00:15:03,235
Oh, my neck!
305
00:15:04,269 --> 00:15:06,337
Oh, my neck.
306
00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:12,110
Um, Tony, Tony, is it, is it...
307
00:15:13,644 --> 00:15:17,546
No, no, it's okay, the couch...
the couch is built for that,
308
00:15:17,548 --> 00:15:20,483
it's actually one
of our joy rides.
309
00:15:28,225 --> 00:15:30,129
You're gonna get me fired!
310
00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:34,196
What if I actually
broke my neck!
311
00:15:34,198 --> 00:15:35,598
You know that got my neck!
312
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,369
- Shoot!
- Shoot!
313
00:15:40,138 --> 00:15:41,371
What?!
314
00:15:41,373 --> 00:15:42,704
- Move!
- Get out of the way!
315
00:15:42,706 --> 00:15:45,108
- Why?!
- Get out of the way!
316
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:47,413
Okay, yeah,
you're gonna ignore me now?
317
00:15:48,746 --> 00:15:50,046
Just put it down.
318
00:15:50,048 --> 00:15:53,049
Beau, we've been
invited to LA.
319
00:15:53,051 --> 00:15:56,486
Barry Black invited us
to his daughter's sweet 16!
320
00:15:56,488 --> 00:16:00,055
So, we're gonna go to LA
to see the Barry Black?
321
00:16:00,057 --> 00:16:01,757
That's a good one, guys!
Really good!
322
00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:04,594
- I'm impressed actually.
- We're leaving tomorrow.
323
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:06,661
- Tomorrow?
- And you're coming.
324
00:16:06,663 --> 00:16:10,400
Really, guys? I'm unemployed
cause of you dicks!
325
00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,734
You guys went and stuffed it
all up for me, you know what?
326
00:16:12,736 --> 00:16:16,238
Maybe if you went to LA, I'd be able
to actually move on with my life.
327
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,711
So, yeah, guys, do me a favor,
and just go!
328
00:16:20,144 --> 00:16:23,179
Fine, Beau.
Bye-bye plane ticket.
329
00:16:23,181 --> 00:16:25,214
No, don't do it, don't do it!
330
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,286
You are such an idiot.
331
00:16:31,288 --> 00:16:34,089
Daniel, wouldn't that
plane ticket be online?
332
00:16:34,091 --> 00:16:35,760
No, no, no,
I printed that one out.
333
00:16:38,062 --> 00:16:40,432
- Cool.
- Listen, Beau.
334
00:16:41,399 --> 00:16:44,132
I'm really sorry about Sophia.
335
00:16:44,134 --> 00:16:48,537
I really am, but you need this.
We need this.
336
00:16:48,539 --> 00:16:51,741
Come on, man, come!
It's LA, bro, come on!
337
00:16:51,743 --> 00:16:53,675
Jai actually has
a point for once.
338
00:16:53,677 --> 00:16:55,713
Come on, man, what do you say?
339
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,748
Together.
340
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:01,584
Mmm, I think he's into it!
341
00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:07,526
LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA!
342
00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:15,430
♪ We got more bounce
in California ♪
343
00:17:15,432 --> 00:17:17,499
♪ Than all y'all combined ♪
344
00:17:17,501 --> 00:17:19,568
♪ We got more bounce
in California ♪
345
00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:21,470
♪ We like to party
all the time ♪
346
00:17:21,472 --> 00:17:23,139
♪ We got more bounce
in California ♪
347
00:17:23,141 --> 00:17:24,507
Boys, Cody's not gonna be home
348
00:17:24,509 --> 00:17:26,209
for a while, what should we do?
349
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,113
We're in LA,
let's go mess around!
350
00:17:30,248 --> 00:17:31,881
Welcome to LA,
where are you guys from?
351
00:17:31,883 --> 00:17:34,749
- Australia!
- Oh, get outta here! Kiwis, huh?
352
00:17:34,751 --> 00:17:36,384
We're from Melbourne, man.
353
00:17:36,386 --> 00:17:38,421
That's actually New Zealand.
354
00:17:38,423 --> 00:17:41,490
- You should take us somewhere cool like...
- Venice Beach!
355
00:17:41,492 --> 00:17:43,593
Venice is pretty cool, guys,
I'm not gonna lie!
356
00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:46,895
You got the beach, you got the
sand, marijuana dispensaries,
357
00:17:46,897 --> 00:17:49,364
you can just walk in there,
make up an ailment,
358
00:17:49,366 --> 00:17:52,602
"Oh, I have insomnia!
Oh, I have back pain!
359
00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:56,208
Oh, I have herpes!"
It helps with that!
360
00:18:08,452 --> 00:18:10,452
We just came here
from Australia,
361
00:18:10,454 --> 00:18:12,555
and we wanna know if you wanna
be friends, or something.
362
00:18:12,557 --> 00:18:14,759
Aliens took all my reefer.
363
00:18:18,563 --> 00:18:20,466
Is this spot taken?
364
00:18:30,541 --> 00:18:33,875
- Yeah
- Yeah! Woo!
365
00:18:33,877 --> 00:18:35,710
Here, do you want
a bite of my eggplant?
366
00:18:35,712 --> 00:18:37,580
That sounds wrong,
I didn't mean it like that!
367
00:18:37,582 --> 00:18:39,382
Would anyone like some pasta?
368
00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:41,950
Here take it,
put it in your pocket.
369
00:18:41,952 --> 00:18:44,786
- Does someone want some cabbage?
- Salad time!
370
00:18:47,925 --> 00:18:49,595
Those guys are ripped!
371
00:18:55,432 --> 00:18:56,665
Go away! Go away!
372
00:19:13,684 --> 00:19:16,320
We're just trying to have lunch.
373
00:19:20,525 --> 00:19:22,490
You're not gonna find this
in any of the guide books okay?
374
00:19:22,492 --> 00:19:24,693
I'm gonna take you to Fairfax,
it's like a mix of like,
375
00:19:24,695 --> 00:19:29,765
cool, like, skater kids, and Hasidic
Jews, and hipsters, and like...
376
00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:30,865
I've never met a Jew before.
377
00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:32,602
Well it's... you...
378
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,804
- No! Oh! No way!
- You're Jewish?
379
00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:36,771
- Go ahead, touch me!
- Oh, whoa!
380
00:19:36,773 --> 00:19:37,974
- Yeah.
- Whoa!
381
00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:39,609
Holy crap, yeah!
382
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:40,879
Yeah, yeah!
383
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,763
Faster, Luke. Go, faster.
384
00:20:00,765 --> 00:20:02,664
Come on!
Yes, we're beating you!
385
00:20:18,449 --> 00:20:19,882
It's like
a whole new world here!
386
00:20:19,884 --> 00:20:22,517
And the paparazzi, like,
they actually take photos
387
00:20:22,519 --> 00:20:25,821
- of people and stuff?
- Oh, they're, like, real aggressive.
388
00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:40,635
Hey! Hey!
389
00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:12,567
What's goin' on over there?
Who's that, huh?
390
00:21:12,569 --> 00:21:14,069
It goes down in the DM!
391
00:21:14,071 --> 00:21:16,471
What's going on
with sexy green over here?
392
00:21:16,473 --> 00:21:17,972
You don't wanna know, man.
393
00:21:17,974 --> 00:21:19,874
Beau, seriously,
you're in LA, come on.
394
00:21:19,876 --> 00:21:22,978
Hey, come on.
We're friends now.
395
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:26,414
Well, not really, you still
have to pay me but, tell me,
396
00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,116
what's going on,
what's the deal?
397
00:21:28,118 --> 00:21:29,818
He doesn't wanna talk about it.
398
00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:31,687
He doesn't wanna talk about it?
Okay, you know what?
399
00:21:31,689 --> 00:21:33,456
I'm tired of seeing
his face like this,
400
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,757
and we're gonna
meet some girls, let's go!
401
00:21:34,759 --> 00:21:36,792
Yeah!
402
00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:45,968
Are you a beaver,
cause dam!
403
00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:47,836
- Oh, my God, Jai.
- Whoo!
404
00:21:49,006 --> 00:21:50,139
Hey, my brother's single,
405
00:21:50,141 --> 00:21:51,707
he just broke up with his girl!
406
00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:53,575
- I'm so sorry.
- And he wants a beaver!
407
00:21:53,577 --> 00:21:56,746
Beau, next time we talk to
a girl, get right up in there.
408
00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:58,447
You guys are supposed
to come grab me.
409
00:21:58,449 --> 00:22:01,584
He needs to know,
what it is to hug another lady!
410
00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:06,455
Hey, excuse me. My brother has never
held hands with an American girl.
411
00:22:07,491 --> 00:22:08,990
At least hug him.
412
00:22:08,992 --> 00:22:11,459
See, there! He is very shy.
413
00:22:11,461 --> 00:22:14,430
- Thank you.
- Don't you think he's cute?
414
00:22:14,432 --> 00:22:15,698
Oh, thank you.
415
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:17,400
Hey can we have
your number though?
416
00:22:24,674 --> 00:22:27,543
Hello, can I have a moment
of your time?
417
00:22:27,545 --> 00:22:29,812
Okay, now, my friend here,
he just got dumped,
418
00:22:29,814 --> 00:22:33,047
and we heard that American girls...
419
00:22:33,049 --> 00:22:36,620
And he's heart broken. Would you
date him, or would you consider...
420
00:22:37,954 --> 00:22:39,557
Oh, thank you so much!
421
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:42,591
I love you hair!
It's so nice.
422
00:22:42,593 --> 00:22:44,593
And he's still missing
his peck on the cheek.
423
00:22:44,595 --> 00:22:45,861
A little peck!
424
00:22:45,863 --> 00:22:47,630
Come on, yeah!
425
00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:49,164
You gotta get over
your girlfriend, Beau, come on.
426
00:22:50,701 --> 00:22:52,738
High five, high five.
427
00:22:55,705 --> 00:22:56,805
We'll be here all night.
428
00:23:06,717 --> 00:23:07,986
What's that guy doing?
429
00:23:09,019 --> 00:23:09,919
Hello?
430
00:23:11,489 --> 00:23:12,720
Bro, I think
it's all right, man.
431
00:23:12,722 --> 00:23:14,824
You know, oh,
that's another LA thing.
432
00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:17,125
People get road rage here,
I don't, I center myself,
433
00:23:17,127 --> 00:23:20,696
I do yoga, breathing exer...
but that guys like, hello!
434
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,632
- It's kind of...
- Don't worry about it.
435
00:23:24,634 --> 00:23:26,469
No, it's fine, it's fine,
I'm cool with it,
436
00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:28,237
but like hello, we gotta
get somewhere, we gotta get...
437
00:23:28,239 --> 00:23:31,739
Move! Move! Move!
You piece of shit!
438
00:23:31,741 --> 00:23:33,476
- Why aren't you moving!
- Dude!
439
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,881
Are you being serious?
440
00:23:38,883 --> 00:23:40,583
Yeah, man. I'm trying to
get him outta the way for you!
441
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:42,785
That guy... That guy
didn't even flip you off!
442
00:23:42,787 --> 00:23:45,854
- He stuck his thumb up to you!
- Put your hands on the steering wheel!
443
00:23:45,856 --> 00:23:48,190
Whoa, we're gonna give you one star, man.
That's uncool.
444
00:23:48,192 --> 00:23:49,859
Oh that was a thumb
he was giving me?
445
00:23:49,861 --> 00:23:51,630
- Yeah, that was a thumb!
- Yes!
446
00:23:51,962 --> 00:23:53,128
Oh!
447
00:24:02,138 --> 00:24:04,038
You guys are making
a big mistake all right?
448
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,007
You're making a huge mistake!
This is my house, all right!
449
00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:07,242
I grew up in this house!
450
00:24:07,244 --> 00:24:08,643
I have a deed to this house!
451
00:24:08,645 --> 00:24:10,045
My parents left me this house!
452
00:24:10,047 --> 00:24:12,547
Okay, can I just ask you
a question please?
453
00:24:12,549 --> 00:24:15,918
Would Emilio Estevez be dragged off
to jail for not paying property tax?
454
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,554
What about Johnny Depp, huh?
No! They wouldn't!
455
00:24:18,556 --> 00:24:20,588
And I grew up with
both those guys, okay?
456
00:24:20,590 --> 00:24:22,224
Why are you picking on me?
457
00:24:22,226 --> 00:24:24,226
Hey, fellas! How ya doin'?
458
00:24:24,228 --> 00:24:27,563
Guys, listen,
I'm so glad you're here,
459
00:24:27,565 --> 00:24:29,097
I have a little
bit of a situation.
460
00:24:29,099 --> 00:24:31,667
But I'm handling it,
and it's gonna be fine.
461
00:24:31,669 --> 00:24:33,869
Okay, hey, would you
just give me a minute!
462
00:24:35,605 --> 00:24:37,672
Okay, look, look,
let me get in the car myself.
463
00:24:37,674 --> 00:24:40,776
Give me the dignity of
getting in the car myself.
464
00:24:40,778 --> 00:24:43,211
Oh, my God, there's no...
There's no place to put your...
465
00:24:43,213 --> 00:24:45,080
Can I just... I don't even know
where to put my legs.
466
00:24:45,082 --> 00:24:47,682
Okay, would you please?
You're making a big mistake.
467
00:24:47,684 --> 00:24:49,919
Don't worry about it,
all right, we're good!
468
00:24:53,057 --> 00:24:55,658
What the hell just happened?
469
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:58,259
Whoa! Take a look
at this place!
470
00:24:58,261 --> 00:25:00,728
Hey, is this
house about to drop?
471
00:25:00,730 --> 00:25:02,730
I seriously think
it's about to fall over.
472
00:25:02,732 --> 00:25:04,299
It needs a little paint job,
don't you think?
473
00:25:04,301 --> 00:25:06,802
A little?
474
00:25:06,804 --> 00:25:09,671
Well, let's make
ourselves at home.
475
00:25:09,673 --> 00:25:10,706
Shotty first room!
476
00:25:12,643 --> 00:25:14,645
Whoo!
477
00:26:00,891 --> 00:26:02,594
Hello?
478
00:26:03,693 --> 00:26:05,230
Anybody here?
479
00:26:15,839 --> 00:26:17,608
What the...
480
00:26:18,108 --> 00:26:19,944
What the hell?
481
00:26:21,244 --> 00:26:22,746
What is this?
482
00:26:50,708 --> 00:26:51,940
What are you doing?!
483
00:26:51,942 --> 00:26:53,374
What are you doing?!
I live here!
484
00:26:53,376 --> 00:26:56,311
- I'm taking a piss!
- I'm taking a shower!
485
00:27:00,050 --> 00:27:02,785
Guys, relax.
486
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,952
All we have to do is call
Barry Black's assistant,
487
00:27:04,954 --> 00:27:06,755
and tell her we need
a place to stay.
488
00:27:06,757 --> 00:27:08,157
She's not picking up, like,
489
00:27:08,159 --> 00:27:09,691
we gotta get outta here, guys!
490
00:27:09,693 --> 00:27:11,325
- We gotta get out!
- Daniel!
491
00:27:11,327 --> 00:27:13,461
Calm down, bro,
it's almost midnight.
492
00:27:13,463 --> 00:27:15,264
Of course she's
not gonna pick up.
493
00:27:15,266 --> 00:27:17,099
What the hell did
you see upstairs anyway?
494
00:27:17,101 --> 00:27:20,939
Just don't go up there.
This place has bad vibes.
495
00:27:27,711 --> 00:27:30,211
You guys are really cool.
496
00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:35,750
Real, and raw, not fake and phony,
like those other YouTubers.
497
00:27:35,752 --> 00:27:38,152
I've seen all your videos,
I love it!
498
00:27:38,154 --> 00:27:40,724
This one's my favorite one.
499
00:27:42,492 --> 00:27:44,826
Oh, yeah, that was pretty intense!
500
00:27:44,828 --> 00:27:48,363
Yeah, that one hurt, dude.
So, what's your favorite part?
501
00:27:48,365 --> 00:27:50,833
I didn't see it.
502
00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:53,869
Okay, so you are
friends with Cody?
503
00:27:53,871 --> 00:27:58,907
Oh, yeah. I know Cody, I met him
years ago at a casting office,
504
00:27:58,909 --> 00:28:01,346
it was for a movie called
Barely Legal.
505
00:28:03,446 --> 00:28:05,380
So, he told me to stay here,
fix up the house,
506
00:28:05,382 --> 00:28:07,048
that's what I've been doing.
507
00:28:07,050 --> 00:28:09,151
So what's your name, man?
508
00:28:09,153 --> 00:28:11,186
What's my name?
509
00:28:11,188 --> 00:28:13,221
Chuck.
510
00:28:13,223 --> 00:28:16,290
My nickname is
Shit Outta Luck Chuck,
511
00:28:16,292 --> 00:28:18,326
because everything I touch
turns to shit.
512
00:28:20,364 --> 00:28:22,831
Why are you laughing?
513
00:28:22,833 --> 00:28:24,533
Chuck, I'm sure it's not
as bad as it seems.
514
00:28:24,535 --> 00:28:28,303
There's people who have it
so much more worse.
515
00:28:28,305 --> 00:28:30,805
Hey, man! You shouldn't
FaceSwap before you go to sleep!
516
00:28:30,807 --> 00:28:33,808
You'll get nightmares,
everybody knows that!
517
00:28:33,810 --> 00:28:37,014
Not to mention you idiots
already have the same face.
518
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:41,853
- Goodnight, Chuck.
- Goodnight, Chuck.
519
00:28:48,325 --> 00:28:50,057
What's your name again?
520
00:28:50,059 --> 00:28:52,463
Ah! Stop!
521
00:28:57,999 --> 00:29:00,334
Oh, hey, good morning, guys!
How'd you sleep?
522
00:29:00,336 --> 00:29:03,271
Man, I slept like shit!
523
00:29:03,273 --> 00:29:06,975
I swear, there was, like, this
bug biting me, like, all night!
524
00:29:12,148 --> 00:29:14,284
- What?
- Oh, nothing, you're good.
525
00:29:15,553 --> 00:29:17,084
Guys, Holly's not answering.
526
00:29:17,086 --> 00:29:18,586
I just wanna
get outta this house!
527
00:29:18,588 --> 00:29:20,421
Holly doesn't care for us, bro.
528
00:29:20,423 --> 00:29:23,225
Well, what are we supposed to do?
The party's in two days!
529
00:29:23,227 --> 00:29:25,928
Why don't we just go right to Barry's
house, and talk to him there?
530
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,462
How hard could it be
to go to Barry Black's house?
531
00:29:28,464 --> 00:29:31,400
Are you being serious, like, you want us
to, like, hop like kangaroos to his house?
532
00:29:31,402 --> 00:29:32,467
How hard could it be?
533
00:29:32,469 --> 00:29:33,969
Seriously? Knock on the door.
534
00:29:33,971 --> 00:29:36,103
- Hey, Barry!
- Very attractive kids.
535
00:29:36,105 --> 00:29:38,507
- We're the Australians!
- Hey!
536
00:29:38,509 --> 00:29:40,875
How are we supposed to go
to Barry Black's house?
537
00:29:40,877 --> 00:29:43,411
Why don't you guys try
one of those celebrity tours?
538
00:29:43,413 --> 00:29:45,847
They might be able
to find where Barry lives.
539
00:29:45,849 --> 00:29:48,449
Duh! How simple is that?
540
00:29:48,451 --> 00:29:49,887
Chuck, smart man.
541
00:29:57,394 --> 00:30:00,228
Who's heard of
Sunset Boulevard?
542
00:30:00,230 --> 00:30:02,564
Sunset Boulevard...
543
00:30:02,566 --> 00:30:06,401
Sunset Boulevard is known for
its many eateries,
544
00:30:06,403 --> 00:30:10,305
a lot of its nightclubs,
but what I know it best as,
545
00:30:10,307 --> 00:30:16,277
is the location where Hugh Grant picked
up Divine Brown, a two-bit whore.
546
00:30:16,279 --> 00:30:18,145
Show of hands of someone
547
00:30:18,147 --> 00:30:21,283
who's probably been
in the same situation,
548
00:30:21,285 --> 00:30:24,652
but luckily did not get caught.
549
00:30:24,654 --> 00:30:27,256
Yeah, there's a couple of you,
understandable.
550
00:30:27,258 --> 00:30:30,659
Excuse me gentlemen, you have to sit down.
551
00:30:30,661 --> 00:30:34,563
- Where does Barry Black live!
- Everyone remain calm! Remain calm!
552
00:30:34,565 --> 00:30:36,899
Can I get a choo-choo!
553
00:30:36,901 --> 00:30:38,400
Choo-choo!
554
00:30:38,402 --> 00:30:41,003
Can I get an address
to Barry Black's place?
555
00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:42,403
Are they part of this, bro?
556
00:30:42,405 --> 00:30:43,505
Does anyone know where
557
00:30:43,507 --> 00:30:45,407
Barry Black lives by any chance?
558
00:30:45,409 --> 00:30:47,409
Hey, hey! We're trying
to do a freakin' tour here!
559
00:30:47,411 --> 00:30:49,478
You are not allowed
to have that microphone!
560
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,046
- You are not an authorized tour guide!
- Y'all can't do this!
561
00:30:52,048 --> 00:30:53,649
What are y'all in a boy band,
or some shit?
562
00:30:53,651 --> 00:30:54,949
No, we're not a boy band,
563
00:30:54,951 --> 00:30:56,517
we're just really attractive.
564
00:30:56,519 --> 00:31:00,421
This isn't a joke,
we need Barry Black's address.
565
00:31:00,423 --> 00:31:03,025
Y'all can't do this shit,
we doin' a tour man!
566
00:31:07,431 --> 00:31:09,597
Barry, African American,
567
00:31:09,599 --> 00:31:12,066
he did not mean anything
by the Black...
568
00:31:19,242 --> 00:31:22,443
This has got to stop!
Not on my bus!
569
00:31:22,445 --> 00:31:23,946
Not on my bus!
570
00:31:23,948 --> 00:31:25,613
We just need to find
Barry Black!
571
00:31:25,615 --> 00:31:28,049
I know where he is!
All right.
572
00:31:28,051 --> 00:31:30,052
4573 Maple.
573
00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:31,620
- What?!
- Why didn't you say something?
574
00:31:31,622 --> 00:31:33,055
4573 Maple.
575
00:31:34,657 --> 00:31:38,125
Thank guys! Sorry about that,
sorry about that.
576
00:31:38,127 --> 00:31:41,265
Our next stop
will most likely be a bar.
577
00:31:47,037 --> 00:31:48,636
Barry, we made it, man!
578
00:31:48,638 --> 00:31:52,007
Oy, Barry! What's up?
579
00:31:52,009 --> 00:31:54,378
We came all the way from
Australia for you, man!
580
00:31:55,112 --> 00:31:56,581
Open up!
581
00:31:57,314 --> 00:31:59,448
- Barry!
- Barry!
582
00:31:59,450 --> 00:32:01,482
Barry!
583
00:32:01,484 --> 00:32:02,985
Why are you throwing rocks?
584
00:32:04,488 --> 00:32:06,321
Guys, I got an idea.
585
00:32:06,323 --> 00:32:08,023
Why don't we just
jump the fence?
586
00:32:08,025 --> 00:32:10,624
- You jump the fence.
- Okay, help me up.
587
00:32:10,626 --> 00:32:13,061
Oh, God, my hands up there.
588
00:32:13,063 --> 00:32:14,629
Ah, you're stretching me!
589
00:32:16,133 --> 00:32:17,501
Get up there, man!
590
00:32:18,234 --> 00:32:20,035
Goddammit!
591
00:32:20,037 --> 00:32:21,503
Guys, it's not Barry Black.
592
00:32:21,505 --> 00:32:24,006
Y'all think the Barry's
want to play? Huh?
593
00:32:25,742 --> 00:32:28,410
If you ball sacs are with
the real estate company,
594
00:32:28,412 --> 00:32:29,678
tell them I'm not selling!
595
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,680
Yeah, you can sell these!
596
00:32:39,655 --> 00:32:43,091
That was the biggest guy I've ever
seen, he was holding a golf club!
597
00:32:43,093 --> 00:32:45,794
But they were the tightest shorts I've ever seen.
598
00:32:45,796 --> 00:32:47,696
He looked like a wrestler,
or something.
599
00:32:47,698 --> 00:32:50,431
Boys, why don't we go
straight to Holly's office?
600
00:32:50,433 --> 00:32:52,100
She sent me her address.
601
00:32:52,102 --> 00:32:55,069
Hey, it's in this
city called "downtown?"
602
00:32:55,071 --> 00:32:56,705
- Downtown?
- Yeah, downtown.
603
00:32:56,707 --> 00:32:58,239
All right, bro. Call her number.
604
00:32:58,241 --> 00:33:00,776
Hey, before man, we're broke.
605
00:33:00,778 --> 00:33:02,744
Look at the chimpanzee!
606
00:33:02,746 --> 00:33:05,046
Guys! Uber's here.
607
00:33:05,048 --> 00:33:07,615
I got front!
608
00:33:07,617 --> 00:33:10,387
- Why do you always get front?
- Because I do!
609
00:33:12,522 --> 00:33:14,655
Um, do you think
you guys will fit?
610
00:33:34,211 --> 00:33:36,812
Hi! It might be a little tight.
611
00:33:36,814 --> 00:33:40,782
Oh, are we...
am I scooching... okay.
612
00:33:40,784 --> 00:33:42,616
Yeah, sure.
613
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,087
Have you got enough
room back there?
614
00:33:46,089 --> 00:33:47,421
Um, it's like a little tight,
615
00:33:47,423 --> 00:33:50,092
but I think it's fine.
616
00:33:50,094 --> 00:33:54,228
- I'm sorry.
- It's great to meet you all.
617
00:33:54,230 --> 00:33:57,332
I'm... I'm Beau...
by the way.
618
00:33:57,334 --> 00:34:00,071
Hi. I'm Casey.
619
00:34:11,514 --> 00:34:15,485
This is, uh...
definitely awkward.
620
00:34:17,353 --> 00:34:19,222
Yeah.
621
00:34:19,856 --> 00:34:22,389
So, where you headed?
622
00:34:22,391 --> 00:34:25,260
Um... I'm going to work.
623
00:34:25,262 --> 00:34:27,195
You guys?
624
00:34:27,197 --> 00:34:29,798
We're going to go see
Barry Black.
625
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,666
He owns Black Records, Black
Entertainment, Black Airlines.
626
00:34:32,668 --> 00:34:35,670
It's his daughter's sweet 16,
so we're playing a gig.
627
00:34:35,672 --> 00:34:38,539
Got it, like one of those,
like, One Direction,
628
00:34:38,541 --> 00:34:40,809
- sort of like, boy bands, with like the hair.
- Oh, no.
629
00:34:40,811 --> 00:34:43,512
- Definitely not.
- Not... Not that.
630
00:34:43,514 --> 00:34:48,583
But, I'm sorry, it's just like
the skinny jeans, and the...
631
00:34:48,585 --> 00:34:51,219
We actually do pranks
and that type of thing.
632
00:34:51,221 --> 00:34:53,521
Oh! That's cool.
633
00:34:53,523 --> 00:34:57,559
You do pranks for, like...
for a living?
634
00:34:57,561 --> 00:35:00,262
Yeah, well, yeah, I guess
you can call it a job.
635
00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:02,164
We've been doing pranks
for about four years,
636
00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:03,798
and we haven't
looked back since.
637
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,867
That's not true, you quit
the group a couple of days ago.
638
00:35:05,869 --> 00:35:08,369
Shh!
639
00:35:08,371 --> 00:35:11,606
So what was the last crazy prank
that you guys did?
640
00:35:11,608 --> 00:35:16,378
Well, we actually got this
huge jellyfish, and I put it on my face.
641
00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:19,213
And then we all had to pee on
him, and the internet called it,
642
00:35:19,215 --> 00:35:21,451
"The Shower from Down Under."
643
00:35:23,253 --> 00:35:24,619
Ow!
644
00:35:24,621 --> 00:35:26,688
Oh, my God!
645
00:35:26,690 --> 00:35:29,860
That is where
I recognize you from.
646
00:35:33,764 --> 00:35:38,266
That video was so funny!
647
00:35:38,268 --> 00:35:41,235
- I sent it to all of my friends.
- Are you being serious?
648
00:35:41,237 --> 00:35:43,338
Yeah, no, I thought
it was hilarious.
649
00:35:43,340 --> 00:35:46,273
I mean, it was gross, it made
me, like, laugh and cringe,
650
00:35:46,275 --> 00:35:47,708
all at the same time.
651
00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:51,412
It's a very unique talent
you guys have.
652
00:35:51,414 --> 00:35:53,248
If you get close enough
to Beau's face,
653
00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:55,217
you can smell the piss.
654
00:35:56,586 --> 00:35:58,954
Mmm. He actually
smells pretty good.
655
00:35:58,956 --> 00:36:01,722
Much better than you.
656
00:36:01,724 --> 00:36:04,858
Actually this is my stop
right here. A little bit, ready?
657
00:36:04,860 --> 00:36:05,927
Oh! Oh.
658
00:36:05,929 --> 00:36:07,498
Sorry, sorry about that.
659
00:36:18,675 --> 00:36:19,574
Hello!
660
00:36:19,576 --> 00:36:20,874
- Hi.
- Hi.
661
00:36:20,876 --> 00:36:22,443
I was just thinking,
you should totally
662
00:36:22,445 --> 00:36:23,577
come to this party.
663
00:36:23,579 --> 00:36:25,447
- Seriously?
- Yes.
664
00:36:25,449 --> 00:36:28,782
Be a part of scarring
some poor 16-year-old for life.
665
00:36:28,784 --> 00:36:30,721
Hmm, it's tempting.
666
00:36:32,255 --> 00:36:34,588
- Um.
- I mean, you pretty much
667
00:36:34,590 --> 00:36:36,423
were on top of me
the whole time.
668
00:36:36,425 --> 00:36:37,825
Oh, my God.
669
00:36:37,827 --> 00:36:40,797
Um, well, I guess that's true.
670
00:36:41,931 --> 00:36:43,731
Okay, I'll tell you what,
671
00:36:43,733 --> 00:36:46,601
if I can bring a friend,
I might stop by.
672
00:36:46,603 --> 00:36:50,472
- Bring all of them!
- Got it.
673
00:36:50,474 --> 00:36:54,412
So, do you think maybe
I could give you my number?
674
00:36:54,777 --> 00:36:56,446
Sure.
675
00:37:05,688 --> 00:37:07,424
Now I have yours.
676
00:37:07,958 --> 00:37:09,226
Clever.
677
00:37:10,460 --> 00:37:14,561
- I guess... you'll...
- I'll text you.
678
00:37:14,563 --> 00:37:17,699
Okay. Bye, Beau.
679
00:37:17,701 --> 00:37:19,633
- Text me.
- I will!
680
00:37:19,635 --> 00:37:20,670
He's back!
681
00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:31,748
Excuse me?
We're looking for Holly?
682
00:37:33,684 --> 00:37:34,986
Holly?
683
00:37:46,963 --> 00:37:48,666
Hello?
684
00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:55,539
I'm hungry.
685
00:37:56,639 --> 00:37:58,673
Yeah, me too.
686
00:37:58,675 --> 00:38:01,445
Should we go to the... kitchen?
687
00:38:12,422 --> 00:38:15,824
This is my favorite thing,
check it out!
688
00:38:15,826 --> 00:38:17,691
Look how big these freaking...
are!
689
00:38:17,693 --> 00:38:19,094
You can't find them
this big in Melbourne.
690
00:38:19,096 --> 00:38:20,662
Oh, my God!
691
00:38:20,664 --> 00:38:22,630
They've got wrapped candy!
692
00:38:22,632 --> 00:38:24,632
In a jar!
693
00:38:24,634 --> 00:38:27,735
Think Upper East Side
gallery opening.
694
00:38:27,737 --> 00:38:30,771
Yes! Make it work.
695
00:38:33,376 --> 00:38:34,976
Is this where you guys
keep your snacks?
696
00:38:34,978 --> 00:38:37,811
- On the floor?
- Holly, right?
697
00:38:37,813 --> 00:38:41,715
Yeah, and you guys
are The Janos... Jano...
698
00:38:41,717 --> 00:38:43,550
Janoskins... Janoskeens.
699
00:38:43,552 --> 00:38:46,086
- Janoskians.
- Don't "Jano" who we are?
700
00:38:46,088 --> 00:38:48,555
- Get it? Ja know?
- Yes, that's cute.
701
00:38:48,557 --> 00:38:50,492
Holly, why have you been
ignoring my calls?
702
00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:53,161
I haven't been ignoring you,
I got all ten of you voicemails,
703
00:38:53,163 --> 00:38:56,130
and your 50 text messages, but I've been
a little bit busy planning this party.
704
00:38:56,132 --> 00:38:58,833
I'm sure,
I mean, it's Barry Black!
705
00:38:58,835 --> 00:39:01,403
Hey, we just wanted to
run a few ideas by you.
706
00:39:01,405 --> 00:39:02,704
Okay,
I'm gonna stop you there.
707
00:39:02,706 --> 00:39:04,539
I'm gonna shoot straight
with you guys.
708
00:39:04,541 --> 00:39:06,775
Barry tends to be
a little bit impulsive,
709
00:39:06,777 --> 00:39:10,512
and make rash decisions.
And it's my job to reign it in.
710
00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:12,112
So, we probably
should've called you guys
711
00:39:12,114 --> 00:39:17,519
before you boarded the plane,
but your performance,
712
00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:19,920
your act, whatever it is
that you guys do,
713
00:39:19,922 --> 00:39:21,891
has been pulled
from the party...
714
00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:23,994
unfortunately...
715
00:39:25,161 --> 00:39:26,927
for you.
716
00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:29,164
Pulled from the party,
what do you mean?
717
00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:30,764
We spoke to Barry Black
last week.
718
00:39:30,766 --> 00:39:33,568
Oh, I get it. Guys, come on.
719
00:39:33,570 --> 00:39:36,137
Prank the pranksters, right?
720
00:39:36,139 --> 00:39:38,740
- Where's the cameras?
- We're on Punk'd! Ashton!
721
00:39:38,742 --> 00:39:40,742
- Come on. We got you, man.
- Where is he, where is he?
722
00:39:40,744 --> 00:39:45,479
Listen! This party is going to be
perfect, but she is 15 years old,
723
00:39:45,481 --> 00:39:47,715
You know, I was a fan of all
sorts of things when I was 15,
724
00:39:47,717 --> 00:39:50,050
like, direct sunlight.
725
00:39:50,052 --> 00:39:52,019
We came all this way.
726
00:39:52,021 --> 00:39:54,456
Can't we at least appear
as guests?
727
00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:56,124
Look, listen!
728
00:39:56,126 --> 00:39:59,594
This party has...
it has simply classed up.
729
00:39:59,596 --> 00:40:02,996
Classed up? I mean, she's
15, how would a...?
730
00:40:02,998 --> 00:40:05,599
Okay, so we will be sending
you guys back Premium Economy.
731
00:40:05,601 --> 00:40:07,601
I'll make sure of it,
and you know what?
732
00:40:07,603 --> 00:40:09,570
Here is a little something
for your troubles.
733
00:40:09,572 --> 00:40:13,974
The Black family thanks you
for your cooperation.
734
00:40:13,976 --> 00:40:18,479
Wow. You're really gonna pay us
to not go to a party?
735
00:40:18,481 --> 00:40:21,115
Think of it this way,
you guys got paid to do nothing!
736
00:40:21,117 --> 00:40:23,650
That's not so bad, right?
All right, well go have fun!
737
00:40:23,652 --> 00:40:25,552
You know what, take that,
go to a Dodger game,
738
00:40:25,554 --> 00:40:27,188
see Disneyland.
I've gotta get going,
739
00:40:27,190 --> 00:40:28,789
so, take care of yourselves.
740
00:40:28,791 --> 00:40:31,761
Mm-hmm. Thank you.
741
00:40:33,829 --> 00:40:35,996
Man, seriously,
what is with that woman?
742
00:40:35,998 --> 00:40:39,133
I swear to God, she's got
something stuck up her ass.
743
00:40:39,135 --> 00:40:40,901
It's so deep,
she tries to get it out,
744
00:40:40,903 --> 00:40:42,237
but she just can't get it.
745
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:44,137
That's why she's so
pissed off all the time.
746
00:40:44,139 --> 00:40:48,545
How can she do that? We came
all the way from Australia.
747
00:40:49,112 --> 00:40:51,144
Boys...
748
00:40:51,146 --> 00:40:53,514
People just don't get us.
749
00:40:53,516 --> 00:40:55,682
People treat us like shit!
750
00:40:55,684 --> 00:40:57,719
Sophia, Holly...
751
00:40:57,721 --> 00:41:01,192
Maybe we're just average.
752
00:41:04,561 --> 00:41:06,163
Well, at least we're going home.
753
00:41:09,065 --> 00:41:13,735
You guys... Barry Black
is at MCM right now.
754
00:41:13,737 --> 00:41:17,271
- Man Crush Mondays?
- No! Media Creative Management!
755
00:41:17,273 --> 00:41:20,742
I cannot believe
what I'm hearing right now.
756
00:41:20,744 --> 00:41:23,043
Average? We are not average!
757
00:41:23,045 --> 00:41:26,146
You guys are warriors!
Beasts!
758
00:41:26,148 --> 00:41:28,282
Creative people, okay!
759
00:41:28,284 --> 00:41:30,584
Wake up! Beau!
760
00:41:30,586 --> 00:41:33,921
You are like a sleeping dragon.
Awaken the dragon, okay?
761
00:41:33,923 --> 00:41:36,190
And you... wake up!
762
00:41:36,192 --> 00:41:38,626
Now, I want you guys
to repeat after me.
763
00:41:38,628 --> 00:41:41,128
We are not average!
764
00:41:41,130 --> 00:41:42,162
We are not average.
765
00:41:42,164 --> 00:41:44,865
No! We are not average!
766
00:41:44,867 --> 00:41:46,733
We are not average!
767
00:41:46,735 --> 00:41:49,103
Stand up! We are not average!
768
00:41:49,105 --> 00:41:51,606
- We are not average!
- Come in! We are not average!
769
00:41:51,608 --> 00:41:54,641
- We are not average!
- We are not average!
770
00:41:54,643 --> 00:41:57,144
- We are not average!
- We are not average!
771
00:41:57,146 --> 00:41:58,882
We are not average!
772
00:42:01,717 --> 00:42:03,617
Hey, how're you doing?
773
00:42:03,619 --> 00:42:07,054
Um, sorry, you have
really beautiful eyes.
774
00:42:07,056 --> 00:42:09,726
Really. Do you have
a boyfriend by any chance?
775
00:42:13,195 --> 00:42:15,862
I'm actually looking for
Barry Black?
776
00:42:15,864 --> 00:42:17,932
Hello, how are you?
777
00:42:17,934 --> 00:42:21,272
I've gotta see Barry Black.
I've got a piñata for him.
778
00:42:23,139 --> 00:42:25,072
Do you judge people
with piñatas always?
779
00:42:25,074 --> 00:42:26,175
Is that what it is?
780
00:42:27,309 --> 00:42:29,913
Flowers for Mr. Barry Black?
781
00:42:33,148 --> 00:42:36,987
We got balloons
for Mr. Barry Black?
782
00:42:38,655 --> 00:42:41,722
Barry Black?
Extension 303?
783
00:42:45,295 --> 00:42:47,063
Enjoy the flowers.
784
00:42:54,003 --> 00:42:57,005
He knows me, he knows me!
785
00:42:57,007 --> 00:42:58,706
I'm just doing my job!
786
00:43:00,309 --> 00:43:03,279
Get off me, get off me!
Get off me!
787
00:43:08,083 --> 00:43:10,952
Delivery for
Barry Black, please?
788
00:43:10,954 --> 00:43:13,287
- For Barry Black.
- For... okay
789
00:43:13,289 --> 00:43:15,225
- Barry Black.
- Barry Black.
790
00:43:26,001 --> 00:43:29,170
What we do at this company,
Tim and I, we build brands.
791
00:43:29,172 --> 00:43:30,938
- Okay.
- We build careers.
792
00:43:30,940 --> 00:43:33,074
Can you do, like,
collaborations,
793
00:43:33,076 --> 00:43:35,008
cause I really wanna do one
with The Rock,
794
00:43:35,010 --> 00:43:37,778
and I feel like he's interested
in social media,
795
00:43:37,780 --> 00:43:39,179
so that would be really cool.
796
00:43:39,181 --> 00:43:41,148
To me... to me,
and follow me on this,
797
00:43:41,150 --> 00:43:42,883
I love what you do.
798
00:43:42,885 --> 00:43:45,720
It's a hobby
that is very exciting.
799
00:43:45,722 --> 00:43:47,287
I wanna put you in the movies.
800
00:43:47,289 --> 00:43:51,458
Ooh! What's in the box?!
801
00:43:51,460 --> 00:43:53,760
- That's cool.
- What is this?
802
00:43:53,762 --> 00:43:56,130
The delivery guy
said it was urgent.
803
00:43:56,132 --> 00:43:58,900
- Who are you?
- I work for you.
804
00:43:58,902 --> 00:44:02,170
Why is there a big
box in my office?
805
00:44:07,177 --> 00:44:10,344
No way! Rose Farmhouse!
806
00:44:10,346 --> 00:44:13,081
- You're so beautiful!
- Who are you, and why...
807
00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:16,784
- What are you doing here?
- I don't know, just meeting a manager.
808
00:44:16,786 --> 00:44:19,052
Wow! We're, like,
huge fans of yours!
809
00:44:19,054 --> 00:44:22,490
Gentlemen, who are you, and why did
you just fall out of a big box?
810
00:44:22,492 --> 00:44:25,492
Hey, man, we're the Janoskians, we do
YouTube videos, and that type of thing.
811
00:44:25,494 --> 00:44:29,863
I'm so sorry, can we look up who The
Janoskians are? I have no idea who you are.
812
00:44:29,865 --> 00:44:31,798
I'm really sorry for
interrupting your meeting,
813
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,800
but we're actually
looking for Barry Black.
814
00:44:33,802 --> 00:44:35,903
Have you guys seen him?
It's really important.
815
00:44:35,905 --> 00:44:38,039
What? Barry Black
left here hours ago.
816
00:44:38,041 --> 00:44:40,508
Hey, Craig!
I need security instantly!
817
00:44:40,510 --> 00:44:42,943
Rose, I've seen all
your stuff, I love it!
818
00:44:42,945 --> 00:44:46,880
- Thank you!
- Hey, Craig! I need you in here, now!
819
00:44:46,882 --> 00:44:49,349
We have a few gentlemen
that just popped out of a box!
820
00:44:49,351 --> 00:44:51,985
Do you think maybe we can do, like,
a collaboration or something?
821
00:44:51,987 --> 00:44:54,454
I would love too, yeah! That
would help grow my... finally!
822
00:44:54,456 --> 00:44:56,793
- They're perfect!
- No way!
823
00:45:01,063 --> 00:45:03,766
- Awesome, can I get your number, or...?
- Yeah!
824
00:45:07,402 --> 00:45:09,137
- So...
- Cool, yeah, I'll follow you.
825
00:45:09,139 --> 00:45:12,340
- So, you're finding management?
- Yeah. Wait, no, no!
826
00:45:12,342 --> 00:45:14,008
I can handle myself!
827
00:45:14,010 --> 00:45:15,309
It was nice meeting you!
828
00:45:15,311 --> 00:45:17,144
Aw, so cool!
829
00:45:17,146 --> 00:45:20,083
Can you get me
in a movie with them?
830
00:45:22,952 --> 00:45:26,186
Seriously? I thought that
only happened at night clubs!
831
00:45:26,188 --> 00:45:28,421
- What is this?
- Wanker!
832
00:45:28,423 --> 00:45:30,258
Now what?
833
00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:34,061
Guys, I don't think we
wasted our time with that one.
834
00:45:34,063 --> 00:45:35,896
We know where Barry Black lives!
835
00:45:35,898 --> 00:45:38,935
He can't keep us out now!
836
00:45:51,347 --> 00:45:53,417
Check out Alison's photos.
837
00:45:55,418 --> 00:45:57,284
Aw!
838
00:45:57,286 --> 00:45:59,887
She looks super sad.
839
00:45:59,889 --> 00:46:02,255
Money just doesn't
buy happiness, Luke.
840
00:46:02,257 --> 00:46:05,927
Speak for yourself! If I had that kinda
money, I would throw the sickest party!
841
00:46:07,931 --> 00:46:10,000
You guys thinking
what I'm thinking?
842
00:46:12,168 --> 00:46:13,867
Let's throw a party.
843
00:46:13,869 --> 00:46:16,137
We gotta take this party
back from Holly!
844
00:46:16,139 --> 00:46:19,440
We're gonna give Alison the best party ever!
845
00:46:21,510 --> 00:46:23,276
We'll take this party over!
846
00:46:28,585 --> 00:46:31,385
Check it out, check it out,
check it out!
847
00:46:38,961 --> 00:46:42,295
Guys, we have 24 hours
until we take over this party.
848
00:46:42,297 --> 00:46:44,865
If we can pull this off,
we're gonna be legends.
849
00:46:44,867 --> 00:46:47,001
How the hell
are we gonna get in?
850
00:46:47,003 --> 00:46:49,871
There should be valet,
so, I'll figure it out.
851
00:46:49,873 --> 00:46:51,905
I just gotta figure out
how to get Casey in.
852
00:46:51,907 --> 00:46:53,941
I've got a backup entrance,
it's right here.
853
00:46:53,943 --> 00:46:56,644
You come through there,
these are our positions.
854
00:46:56,646 --> 00:46:59,447
This is a no-go zone,
this is a no-go zone,
855
00:46:59,449 --> 00:47:03,016
this is a no-go zone.
You see Holly, run!
856
00:47:03,018 --> 00:47:04,651
What are we gonna do
once we're inside?
857
00:47:04,653 --> 00:47:06,621
We need to make
this party fun.
858
00:47:06,623 --> 00:47:09,023
- What are we gonna do?
- We're gonna go big!
859
00:47:09,025 --> 00:47:13,594
- We gotta do something huge!
- I wonder how much is on this.
860
00:47:13,596 --> 00:47:16,097
There's only one way
to find out.
861
00:47:16,099 --> 00:47:18,666
- Give that to me.
- Yeah, Chucky, come on!
862
00:47:18,668 --> 00:47:21,471
- Give us something good, baby!
- Come on, come on!
863
00:47:23,273 --> 00:47:27,641
- So?
- $30,000!
864
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:38,952
What are you doing
865
00:47:38,954 --> 00:47:40,655
with all those invitations?
866
00:47:40,657 --> 00:47:42,923
It's not a real party
unless everyone can come.
867
00:47:42,925 --> 00:47:45,258
We do this right, we're gonna
have the best night ever!
868
00:47:45,260 --> 00:47:47,028
Party time!
869
00:47:56,940 --> 00:47:58,342
What's up, man?
870
00:48:23,333 --> 00:48:24,597
Another box.
871
00:48:24,599 --> 00:48:25,700
And another one!
872
00:48:25,702 --> 00:48:26,700
The last one!
873
00:48:28,070 --> 00:48:29,637
See that one right there?
874
00:48:29,639 --> 00:48:31,171
- This one?
- Yeah.
875
00:48:31,173 --> 00:48:32,974
It's for me and Casey.
876
00:48:32,976 --> 00:48:35,409
I'm taking her out on a date.
877
00:48:35,411 --> 00:48:37,077
Nice.
878
00:48:37,079 --> 00:48:40,014
- Take it.
- Take it.
879
00:48:40,016 --> 00:48:43,284
- All right, let's go!
- Barry's gonna freak out!
880
00:48:48,157 --> 00:48:50,458
Kinda looks like Sophia,
eh Beau?
881
00:48:50,460 --> 00:48:51,662
Beau?
882
00:48:58,601 --> 00:49:01,038
- Hi!
- Hey!
883
00:49:02,271 --> 00:49:04,204
I didn't think
you'd actually come.
884
00:49:04,206 --> 00:49:05,639
I know, I went to
the wrong pier, but,
885
00:49:05,641 --> 00:49:08,141
I'm here to... fish with you!
886
00:49:08,143 --> 00:49:12,345
Although I have to say, I'm kinda
surprised that you wanted to go fishing
887
00:49:12,347 --> 00:49:15,316
given the whole, you know,
jellyfish situation.
888
00:49:15,318 --> 00:49:18,485
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Cause you know, if this goes bad,
889
00:49:18,487 --> 00:49:20,487
I'm not gonna pee on you.
890
00:49:20,489 --> 00:49:24,291
- Really?
- I just... I don't think we're there yet.
891
00:49:24,293 --> 00:49:26,659
Wow! I'm glad
I got to know you early!
892
00:49:28,231 --> 00:49:30,164
Okay, wait,
am I doing this right?
893
00:49:30,166 --> 00:49:32,499
So, if you feel a little bit
of tightening, you do this.
894
00:49:32,501 --> 00:49:35,802
Just, um...
895
00:49:35,804 --> 00:49:37,338
- Okay.
- And as hard as you can,
896
00:49:37,340 --> 00:49:38,805
you just gotta wind it up.
897
00:49:38,807 --> 00:49:41,041
Okay, so just,
move it that way?
898
00:49:41,043 --> 00:49:43,177
I think so, I think that's it.
899
00:49:43,179 --> 00:49:45,278
Ah! Okay!
900
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,748
- I think we should make things interesting.
- How?
901
00:49:47,750 --> 00:49:53,420
I think if you catch a fish,
then I will eat it raw.
902
00:49:53,422 --> 00:49:56,791
- Oh...
- And if I catch a fish, you should eat it raw.
903
00:49:56,793 --> 00:49:58,659
- You're challenging me!
- I am.
904
00:49:58,661 --> 00:50:00,728
- Well!
- What, are you afraid mister prankster?
905
00:50:00,730 --> 00:50:03,496
No, I never said I was afraid,
I love a good challenge!
906
00:50:03,498 --> 00:50:05,699
I didn't know you were
into challenges, let's do it.
907
00:50:05,701 --> 00:50:07,003
Deal!
908
00:50:08,771 --> 00:50:12,238
- I feel like there's a little, it's pulling or something.
- Oh, hold on.
909
00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:14,075
- Yeah, you got something!
- I did?
910
00:50:14,077 --> 00:50:15,842
- Yup! Uh-huh.
- Oh, my God.
911
00:50:15,844 --> 00:50:18,579
- We got one!
- Okay, really?
912
00:50:18,581 --> 00:50:20,514
Yeah, yeah. We got one!
913
00:50:20,516 --> 00:50:22,615
- Is it big?
- Is it big?
914
00:50:26,355 --> 00:50:27,724
Yeah.
915
00:50:29,492 --> 00:50:31,492
Beau, you have to eat it raw.
916
00:50:31,494 --> 00:50:33,630
Oh my God, I can't!
917
00:50:34,630 --> 00:50:36,296
He won't, he's not gonna do it.
918
00:50:36,298 --> 00:50:38,398
Oh my God, he did it!
919
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,436
Wow.
920
00:50:49,778 --> 00:50:51,612
I had so much fun today.
921
00:50:51,614 --> 00:50:55,349
It was definitely a different
experience for a first date.
922
00:50:55,351 --> 00:50:58,385
Going fishing and all,
but, it was really fun.
923
00:50:58,387 --> 00:51:02,289
Definitely the most, craziest
date, I've ever been on.
924
00:51:02,291 --> 00:51:05,391
- Yeah, well....
- That was definitely memorable.
925
00:51:05,393 --> 00:51:09,630
You know, if you ever
wanna eat sushi with me,
926
00:51:09,632 --> 00:51:12,800
not at the pier, I know
a lot of great places.
927
00:51:12,802 --> 00:51:18,474
If, you know, you decide to
stay in LA, or whatever.
928
00:51:19,675 --> 00:51:21,374
Maybe.
929
00:51:21,376 --> 00:51:23,112
Hmm.
930
00:51:31,721 --> 00:51:35,488
Um... so, tomorrow night,
I'll see you at the party, yeah?
931
00:51:35,490 --> 00:51:38,358
I think the party's
gonna be a bust,
932
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:41,327
- we're probably just gonna head home.
- What? I mean, come on,
933
00:51:41,329 --> 00:51:43,496
it can't be a bust,
it's like a Barry Black party,
934
00:51:43,498 --> 00:51:46,402
- people die to get into that!
- Yeah.
935
00:51:49,204 --> 00:51:53,706
Unless... unless you don't
want me to come anymore,
936
00:51:53,708 --> 00:51:57,478
- which is totally okay, it's not a big deal.
- No, no.
937
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:59,847
- I really do want you to come.
- Are you sure?
938
00:51:59,849 --> 00:52:02,182
- Yeah. Yes.
- You're sure?
939
00:52:02,184 --> 00:52:04,885
- Yes.
- Okay. So, tomorrow night.
940
00:52:04,887 --> 00:52:06,619
At the party?
941
00:52:06,621 --> 00:52:08,923
Tomorrow night.
942
00:52:08,925 --> 00:52:10,727
I'll see you then, Beau.
943
00:52:15,864 --> 00:52:17,433
Goodnight, Beau!
944
00:52:31,514 --> 00:52:34,748
Barry, hi! So, it looks
like you're still in the air,
945
00:52:34,750 --> 00:52:36,816
do you know how much longer
till you're on the ground?
946
00:52:36,818 --> 00:52:39,353
Well, approximately
two hours, I'll be landing.
947
00:52:39,355 --> 00:52:41,789
How's Alison doing?
Is she happy?
948
00:52:41,791 --> 00:52:44,490
She's wonderful,
everything is perfect.
949
00:52:44,492 --> 00:52:45,858
Is she smiling?
950
00:52:45,860 --> 00:52:47,561
I mean, Barry,
you know your daughter,
951
00:52:47,563 --> 00:52:49,496
she's not much of a smiler,
but you know,
952
00:52:49,498 --> 00:52:51,699
I think I saw something happen.
Can you help him?
953
00:52:51,701 --> 00:52:54,467
What about The Janoskians,
are they ready to go?
954
00:52:54,469 --> 00:52:56,570
What stunt
are they gonna do, anyway?
955
00:52:56,572 --> 00:52:59,373
Unfortunately, The
Janoskians aren't able to make it.
956
00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:03,376
One of them has to have emergency
surgery, some sort of bum shoulder.
957
00:53:03,378 --> 00:53:05,512
Wait up!
I'm just hearing this shit now?
958
00:53:05,514 --> 00:53:08,648
Come on, Holly! God damn!
959
00:53:08,650 --> 00:53:10,684
Barry, look, everything
is going to be perfect!
960
00:53:10,686 --> 00:53:12,820
This is going to be
the party of the year!
961
00:53:12,822 --> 00:53:14,921
This is our coming out
party to LA,
962
00:53:14,923 --> 00:53:17,324
and besides I have a lot
of other entertainment,
963
00:53:17,326 --> 00:53:19,525
that's much better than anything
The Janoskians would have done.
964
00:53:19,527 --> 00:53:21,829
Wait, wait, wait,
did I just hear our party?
965
00:53:21,831 --> 00:53:23,764
This is not our party.
966
00:53:23,766 --> 00:53:27,034
This is Alison's sweet 16,
I want what Alison wants.
967
00:53:27,036 --> 00:53:30,436
- You still like working with me, don't you?
- Yes!
968
00:53:30,438 --> 00:53:32,572
- Do I take care of you?
- Yes.
969
00:53:32,574 --> 00:53:35,309
- Do I show you the money?
- Yes, of course.
970
00:53:35,311 --> 00:53:37,845
- Am I your best boss, you ever had?
- Yes.
971
00:53:37,847 --> 00:53:39,880
So can you just
make my daughter happy
972
00:53:39,882 --> 00:53:43,284
- on this one special day?
- Barry, it's covered!
973
00:53:43,286 --> 00:53:46,820
By the end of this, your daughter's going
to be the toast of her new school.
974
00:53:46,822 --> 00:53:48,889
I mean, how many years
have I been working for you?
975
00:53:48,891 --> 00:53:51,458
Too damned long! And I treated
you better than anybody
976
00:53:51,460 --> 00:53:55,061
that you ever worked for,
especially Diddy!
977
00:53:55,063 --> 00:53:57,398
This party better be all that
and a bag of chips,
978
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,670
or this is your ass... Holly!
979
00:54:05,541 --> 00:54:08,041
Where the hell
are my Monkey Orchids!
980
00:54:08,043 --> 00:54:09,476
What are we doing, man?
981
00:54:09,478 --> 00:54:10,911
All right, big night here, boys.
982
00:54:10,913 --> 00:54:12,479
Holly and her staff
are on channel one,
983
00:54:12,481 --> 00:54:13,579
we're on channel nine.
984
00:54:13,581 --> 00:54:15,816
Channel one and nine, got it.
985
00:54:15,818 --> 00:54:17,650
Wait, do these work?
986
00:54:17,652 --> 00:54:20,354
Hello? Mic check, hello?
Is anyone there?
987
00:54:20,356 --> 00:54:22,822
Who is it, and why are you
just now checking your walkie?
988
00:54:22,824 --> 00:54:24,525
- What are you doing, man?
- Shh! Checking my mic!
989
00:54:24,527 --> 00:54:27,360
- Channel nine!
- Hello?
990
00:54:27,362 --> 00:54:28,829
I need you
to state your name now.
991
00:54:28,831 --> 00:54:31,932
Hey, this is
Brad with the delivery,
992
00:54:31,934 --> 00:54:34,767
listen we've just pulled up
front, and we want someone
993
00:54:34,769 --> 00:54:37,637
to meet us out there, that
would be totally gnarly, dude.
994
00:54:37,639 --> 00:54:39,873
Thank you so much.
995
00:54:39,875 --> 00:54:42,041
It worked! How was the accent?
996
00:54:42,043 --> 00:54:43,409
- That was really good.
- It was?
997
00:54:43,411 --> 00:54:44,510
All right boys,
998
00:54:44,512 --> 00:54:45,512
everything that we've done,
999
00:54:45,514 --> 00:54:46,813
up until this point,
1000
00:54:46,815 --> 00:54:48,782
is for this moment right now.
1001
00:54:48,784 --> 00:54:51,651
Are we ready to give Alison
the best birthday party?
1002
00:54:51,653 --> 00:54:53,586
- I'm ready.
- We can do it.
1003
00:54:53,588 --> 00:54:55,021
- Do a dance for me, would you?
- Any dance.
1004
00:54:55,023 --> 00:54:57,423
- Yeah, nice!
- Daniel, give me a cockatoo face!
1005
00:54:57,425 --> 00:55:00,561
Yeah, boy!
Gimme a... yeah nice!
1006
00:55:00,563 --> 00:55:02,662
Everyone, hands in, hands in!
1007
00:55:02,664 --> 00:55:06,835
Dance, dance,
dance, dance, dance, dance!
1008
00:55:07,869 --> 00:55:10,604
Shhh.
1009
00:55:10,606 --> 00:55:13,943
Dance, dance,
dance, dance, dance, dance.
1010
00:55:17,612 --> 00:55:20,514
- Jai, leave the sword.
- Why?
1011
00:55:20,516 --> 00:55:23,519
- You're not gonna stab someone.
- All right.
1012
00:55:26,755 --> 00:55:29,055
All right, boys...
1013
00:55:29,057 --> 00:55:30,559
We love you!
1014
00:55:59,954 --> 00:56:01,623
What kinda drugs
are you selling?
1015
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:06,827
Whoo!
1016
00:56:10,498 --> 00:56:12,666
What the hell was that!
1017
00:56:12,668 --> 00:56:14,436
Who's in charge here, who?
1018
00:56:15,471 --> 00:56:16,670
First of all,
put your hands down.
1019
00:56:16,672 --> 00:56:18,070
That's a quarter million
dollar car,
1020
00:56:18,072 --> 00:56:19,706
what kind of employees
you got here?
1021
00:56:19,708 --> 00:56:21,108
Whoa, whoa, what happened?
1022
00:56:21,110 --> 00:56:22,775
The valet took off
with my car,
1023
00:56:22,777 --> 00:56:24,744
like he's a Formula 1 driver.
1024
00:56:24,746 --> 00:56:25,914
Which one of
your guys did this?
1025
00:56:45,701 --> 00:56:47,469
Hey, you guys,
why are you just getting here?
1026
00:56:48,771 --> 00:56:50,006
What's happening?
1027
00:56:55,110 --> 00:56:57,144
Holly, there's a problem
with a valet.
1028
00:56:57,146 --> 00:56:58,778
- We need to deal with it right now.
- Oh, great, of course.
1029
00:56:58,780 --> 00:57:00,746
Soon as everyone's
supposed to arrive.
1030
00:57:00,748 --> 00:57:02,451
Frankie, go to three!
1031
00:57:10,893 --> 00:57:13,596
Excuse me,
where are you taking those?
1032
00:57:16,898 --> 00:57:18,965
Hello! Welcome!
1033
00:57:18,967 --> 00:57:23,005
We are so happy to have you here,
thank you so much for making it!
1034
00:57:31,914 --> 00:57:34,213
We are also serving rose,
and champagne...
1035
00:57:34,215 --> 00:57:37,083
Jai, Holly's
right below you. Get down!
1036
00:57:37,085 --> 00:57:40,656
That is it, I do not
wanna see anything else.
1037
00:57:44,893 --> 00:57:47,629
Phase one, complete.
1038
00:58:27,702 --> 00:58:30,137
The party's so boring,
we have to do something.
1039
00:58:30,139 --> 00:58:32,171
We gotta wake this party up.
1040
00:58:32,173 --> 00:58:34,608
Hey, I'm Luke,
and this is my ugly twin.
1041
00:58:34,610 --> 00:58:36,842
Hey, I think I'm
the better looking one here.
1042
00:58:36,844 --> 00:58:39,246
Excuse me, which party
do you think you're at?
1043
00:58:39,248 --> 00:58:40,981
This is a sweet 16!
1044
00:58:40,983 --> 00:58:43,182
Come on, Beau,
am I the nut, have a drink!
1045
00:58:43,184 --> 00:58:44,985
Have a drink, have a drink.
1046
00:58:44,987 --> 00:58:47,854
I just want to try it on.
1047
00:58:47,856 --> 00:58:50,222
Is it a turtle neck? Oh, sweet!
1048
00:58:50,224 --> 00:58:53,059
I got myself a new...
Jai, Luke, he gave me this.
1049
00:58:53,061 --> 00:58:55,028
- No way!
- He gave me this.
1050
00:58:55,030 --> 00:58:57,033
- Is that his?
- Yeah, thanks man!
1051
00:58:59,168 --> 00:59:01,735
Swish!
1052
00:59:01,737 --> 00:59:05,938
Hey! It's a sweet 16!
So, don't leave!
1053
00:59:05,940 --> 00:59:08,240
- Hey, man!
- I think that's enough drinks for you.
1054
00:59:08,242 --> 00:59:11,144
I gotta get you some water.
1055
00:59:14,882 --> 00:59:17,653
Come on, Alison,
try and have some fun.
1056
00:59:21,657 --> 00:59:24,027
Yo, yo.
Want something to drink?
1057
00:59:25,728 --> 00:59:27,793
Hi, Jay, how are you?
1058
00:59:27,795 --> 00:59:30,363
- How you been?
- Thank you so much for making it!
1059
00:59:30,365 --> 00:59:32,898
- What's going on, what we doing tonight?
- This is Barry's daughter,
1060
00:59:32,900 --> 00:59:35,702
- Alison's 16th birthday party.
- Okay, weird.
1061
00:59:35,704 --> 00:59:37,304
You know, I didn't want
this to be like the typical
1062
00:59:37,306 --> 00:59:39,005
16-year-old birthday party,
so I took over the whole thing.
1063
00:59:39,007 --> 00:59:41,742
- This is a big ass party.
- And...
1064
00:59:41,744 --> 00:59:43,110
You got Snapchat?
1065
00:59:43,112 --> 00:59:44,644
I don't have Snapchat.
1066
00:59:44,646 --> 00:59:46,179
Snapchat, so you can
send me some snaps,
1067
00:59:46,181 --> 00:59:47,414
you know what I'm saying,
the boobs,
1068
00:59:47,416 --> 00:59:48,815
you know what I'm saying?
1069
00:59:48,817 --> 00:59:50,751
Oh, oh, that will
not be happening.
1070
00:59:50,753 --> 00:59:52,385
But you could...
1071
00:59:52,387 --> 00:59:54,787
Sorry, Holly we just ran out
of all of our amuse-bouche.
1072
00:59:54,789 --> 00:59:57,958
I'm sorry, how did that happen?
The party just started.
1073
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,293
That guy over there with the
green eyes, he ate everything.
1074
01:00:00,295 --> 01:00:01,864
He's walking away.
1075
01:00:03,331 --> 01:00:05,100
I'm sorry, I'll be right back.
1076
01:00:07,036 --> 01:00:08,702
What the hell you got on, man?
1077
01:00:08,704 --> 01:00:10,873
I don't know, I'm just
trying to make a living.
1078
01:00:19,047 --> 01:00:20,447
Sorry we're late, guys.
1079
01:00:20,449 --> 01:00:24,383
Hey buddy, you're at
a sushi restaurant, eat up!
1080
01:00:24,385 --> 01:00:26,787
Can you just, aah!
1081
01:00:26,789 --> 01:00:29,456
- Oh!
- No, you need to do it more in the middle,
1082
01:00:29,458 --> 01:00:32,693
grab some of this pink
stuff, there we go.
1083
01:00:32,695 --> 01:00:35,095
Like that, there we go.
1084
01:00:35,097 --> 01:00:37,764
You have to take a lick.
Like that.
1085
01:00:37,766 --> 01:00:41,170
You outta try this, biggest sushi
roll in the world. Come on!
1086
01:00:42,771 --> 01:00:46,305
Eat it!
Come on, eat the... eat it.
1087
01:00:46,307 --> 01:00:48,208
This is called the look away.
1088
01:00:48,210 --> 01:00:50,746
Yeah, hey, put your
finger in, yeah.
1089
01:00:52,914 --> 01:00:56,148
Have you guys ever
heard of champagne Jenga?
1090
01:00:56,150 --> 01:00:59,786
Okay, if I can get this cup out,
without breaking it.
1091
01:00:59,788 --> 01:01:01,487
I get to drink it, okay?
1092
01:01:01,489 --> 01:01:04,926
If it falls,
well, no one gets anything.
1093
01:01:07,262 --> 01:01:10,033
I did it! I actually did it!
1094
01:01:16,304 --> 01:01:18,271
Holly, we need
you over at the sushi bar.
1095
01:01:18,273 --> 01:01:19,876
Great, of course.
1096
01:01:24,813 --> 01:01:26,313
Guys, Casey's here.
1097
01:01:26,315 --> 01:01:28,081
Nope, not on the list.
1098
01:01:28,083 --> 01:01:30,083
Who invited you?
Are you kidding me?
1099
01:01:30,085 --> 01:01:32,853
Anybody here
actually invited to the party?
1100
01:01:32,855 --> 01:01:35,921
So, apparently,
I am in Hell's Kitchen.
1101
01:01:35,923 --> 01:01:37,824
The three of you have not done
anything that I have asked.
1102
01:01:37,826 --> 01:01:40,994
We are supposed to be prepared
for any, and all situations!
1103
01:01:40,996 --> 01:01:42,362
Holly?
1104
01:01:42,364 --> 01:01:44,363
Wait, so who's party
is this again?
1105
01:01:44,365 --> 01:01:46,365
Okay, remember that crazy
Uber ride that I took,
1106
01:01:46,367 --> 01:01:48,235
and I met that Australian guy
who was really cute?
1107
01:01:48,237 --> 01:01:49,739
- Right.
- His party.
1108
01:01:50,472 --> 01:01:52,072
Guys.
1109
01:01:52,074 --> 01:01:54,077
Hey, I was just inside,
I'm gonna be right back.
1110
01:01:55,943 --> 01:01:58,110
Skip to the end
of the line, please.
1111
01:01:58,112 --> 01:02:00,780
Your breath smells disgusting,
just step back.
1112
01:02:00,782 --> 01:02:02,816
How does he know Barry Black?
1113
01:02:02,818 --> 01:02:05,786
Um, that's kind of complicated to
explain, but he has cute friends!
1114
01:02:05,788 --> 01:02:08,190
- Hi. Whoa. Hi.
- Casey! Hey!
1115
01:02:09,224 --> 01:02:12,291
This is a total shit show,
1116
01:02:12,293 --> 01:02:13,994
do you think
we'll be able to get in?
1117
01:02:13,996 --> 01:02:15,262
Yeah, of course, yeah.
1118
01:02:15,264 --> 01:02:16,932
- You sure?
- Come on.
1119
01:02:18,467 --> 01:02:20,103
They're friends.
1120
01:02:22,070 --> 01:02:25,037
Hey, Maria!
How you doing, Maria?
1121
01:02:25,039 --> 01:02:27,374
- No, Chloe.
- Chloe, Chloe.
1122
01:02:27,376 --> 01:02:31,110
Um, so I was just inside,
and these are my three friends,
1123
01:02:31,112 --> 01:02:33,215
I was just wondering if
I could bring them in.
1124
01:02:34,016 --> 01:02:35,215
Holly?
1125
01:02:35,217 --> 01:02:37,083
I don't know if you can hear me
1126
01:02:37,085 --> 01:02:39,385
but we have a ton
of uninvited guests out front.
1127
01:02:39,387 --> 01:02:41,188
Yeah, we need you out here.
1128
01:02:41,190 --> 01:02:43,190
No, no, no,
we're getting you guys in.
1129
01:02:43,192 --> 01:02:45,057
No worries, I'm gonna call
Barry right now,
1130
01:02:45,059 --> 01:02:46,293
and be right back, okay.
1131
01:02:46,295 --> 01:02:49,061
Thank you, peace, yeah, thanks.
1132
01:02:49,063 --> 01:02:51,298
Let's go this way.
1133
01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:53,032
Boys, I can't get Casey
and her friends in.
1134
01:02:53,034 --> 01:02:56,404
I look like an idiot!
I need some help. ASAP.
1135
01:02:59,608 --> 01:03:01,407
Where are we going?
1136
01:03:01,409 --> 01:03:03,909
This is just like
a quicker way to get to Barry,
1137
01:03:03,911 --> 01:03:05,612
so we're gonna go this way.
1138
01:03:05,614 --> 01:03:07,947
Right, so you're telling me
I'm about to enter this party
1139
01:03:07,949 --> 01:03:10,450
through the backyard,
okay, makes a lot of sense!
1140
01:03:10,452 --> 01:03:12,952
Hey, you gotta appreciate
the nature sometimes.
1141
01:03:12,954 --> 01:03:16,289
See, Americans don't do that,
Australians love nature.
1142
01:03:16,291 --> 01:03:18,358
I could be at the club
right now, y'all.
1143
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,163
Not even gonna lie.
1144
01:03:21,530 --> 01:03:25,565
Um, Beau, is that
gonna be a problem?
1145
01:03:25,567 --> 01:03:27,333
He looks kinda intense.
1146
01:03:27,335 --> 01:03:29,302
Oh, no, not at all!
I'm great with dogs.
1147
01:03:29,304 --> 01:03:31,338
Yeah, but it's at
Barry Black's house.
1148
01:03:31,340 --> 01:03:33,072
He's probably a good
guard dog, I don't know.
1149
01:03:33,074 --> 01:03:35,076
Good boy!
1150
01:03:39,146 --> 01:03:41,648
- Beau, are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
1151
01:03:41,650 --> 01:03:44,217
Guys, there's a dog
at the side gate.
1152
01:03:44,219 --> 01:03:46,619
I need someone to come
distract it, quick!
1153
01:03:46,621 --> 01:03:48,021
Got you, Beau.
1154
01:03:50,626 --> 01:03:52,961
Open the gate!
1155
01:04:08,643 --> 01:04:10,911
Was he wearing bacon?
1156
01:04:10,913 --> 01:04:12,481
After you, ladies.
1157
01:04:16,251 --> 01:04:18,019
Oh, my God.
1158
01:04:19,954 --> 01:04:21,223
Wow.
1159
01:04:23,157 --> 01:04:25,557
This is a sweet 16?
1160
01:04:25,559 --> 01:04:27,360
I know, it's disgusting.
1161
01:04:27,362 --> 01:04:30,195
I swear that guy over there
looks like he's about to die.
1162
01:04:30,197 --> 01:04:31,597
There's like
no teenagers here.
1163
01:04:31,599 --> 01:04:33,300
Tell me about it.
1164
01:04:33,302 --> 01:04:35,334
I have to go
do something really quick.
1165
01:04:35,336 --> 01:04:39,072
- I'll be right back. Sorry.
- Okay.
1166
01:04:39,074 --> 01:04:41,340
- I'll just... see you inside?
- Go on in the house.
1167
01:04:41,342 --> 01:04:43,346
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1168
01:04:51,652 --> 01:04:53,720
What's going on in here?
1169
01:04:53,722 --> 01:04:56,555
Passing the time.
1170
01:04:56,557 --> 01:04:58,458
Well,
the best sequence of the...
1171
01:04:58,460 --> 01:05:01,394
...is about to start.
1172
01:05:01,396 --> 01:05:05,298
- Can I go now?
- Yeah, you can go, you can come with me,
1173
01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:07,637
and enjoy the party
that I've thrown for you.
1174
01:05:09,471 --> 01:05:11,403
I'm gonna call Jerry.
1175
01:05:11,405 --> 01:05:14,039
It's three in the morning there,
it's three in the morning there.
1176
01:05:14,041 --> 01:05:16,008
He is not gonna
pick up the phone!
1177
01:05:16,010 --> 01:05:18,644
You sound crazy,
you sound crazy!
1178
01:05:18,646 --> 01:05:21,180
- I don't know how to calm you down.
- All I wanna do is go home!
1179
01:05:21,182 --> 01:05:23,016
- We can't go home.
- Can I have more, please?
1180
01:05:23,018 --> 01:05:25,418
No... she can't.
1181
01:05:25,420 --> 01:05:28,554
I'm so sorry, I am so sorry.
1182
01:05:28,556 --> 01:05:31,124
We are just, we are a little bit
out of our element.
1183
01:05:31,126 --> 01:05:32,691
We don't know anybody here.
1184
01:05:32,693 --> 01:05:34,526
- I...
- Can I?
1185
01:05:34,528 --> 01:05:36,563
Uh, Vodka does
weird things to her.
1186
01:05:36,565 --> 01:05:38,630
I... I...
1187
01:05:38,632 --> 01:05:40,467
I feel calm right now.
1188
01:05:40,469 --> 01:05:43,972
Oh, this is good.
1189
01:05:45,139 --> 01:05:47,076
Do you guys wanna go upstairs?
1190
01:05:48,210 --> 01:05:50,142
Yeah.
1191
01:05:50,144 --> 01:05:53,081
Hey, you smell like bacon,
I like it.
1192
01:05:55,182 --> 01:05:57,316
Do you know how many
16-year-olds can say
1193
01:05:57,318 --> 01:06:00,119
that they have witnessed
the most respected play
1194
01:06:00,121 --> 01:06:05,724
from the kabuki tradition performed by
one of the original actors' descendants?
1195
01:06:05,726 --> 01:06:07,559
We're gonna go
hang out in my room.
1196
01:06:07,561 --> 01:06:09,695
Let go of me.
1197
01:06:09,697 --> 01:06:12,532
You know, I'm actually feeling a
little underappreciated by you.
1198
01:06:12,534 --> 01:06:15,434
I have worked tirelessly
to make this the perfect party,
1199
01:06:15,436 --> 01:06:17,737
and this entire room
is full of esteemed guests
1200
01:06:17,739 --> 01:06:19,671
that I have invited myself.
1201
01:06:19,673 --> 01:06:21,641
I'm 16.
1202
01:06:21,643 --> 01:06:24,177
Yeah, and it is never too soon
to start networking,
1203
01:06:24,179 --> 01:06:26,646
so you need to start
enjoying your party.
1204
01:06:26,648 --> 01:06:29,018
You mean your party.
1205
01:06:54,576 --> 01:06:56,775
You know how small
it was, and now it's so big.
1206
01:06:56,777 --> 01:06:59,244
Oh, my God, it's so big!
1207
01:06:59,246 --> 01:07:01,815
- Can I film this?
- Yeah, film it.
1208
01:07:01,817 --> 01:07:03,849
- Do you guys care if I film it?
- No, man.
1209
01:07:03,851 --> 01:07:07,153
- I can't believe...
- It almost came down!
1210
01:07:07,155 --> 01:07:09,155
- Did you blow on it?
- No, I didn't blow on it.
1211
01:07:09,157 --> 01:07:10,722
- Did you blow on it?
- I didn't blow on it.
1212
01:07:10,724 --> 01:07:12,492
Monica's really good at blowing.
1213
01:08:07,382 --> 01:08:09,684
Someone call 911!
1214
01:08:11,318 --> 01:08:13,755
This isn't supposed to happen,
this is a perfect party!
1215
01:08:21,829 --> 01:08:24,397
Holly,
Barry's pulling up right now.
1216
01:08:24,399 --> 01:08:25,932
We need you out here, ASAP.
1217
01:08:25,934 --> 01:08:27,333
Oh, my God, I can't...
1218
01:08:27,335 --> 01:08:28,500
I can't believe
this is happening.
1219
01:08:28,502 --> 01:08:30,238
I can't believe
this is happening.
1220
01:08:34,576 --> 01:08:38,443
Daniel, is it working?
Is it inflating Daniel, come on!
1221
01:08:38,445 --> 01:08:39,581
Talk to me!
1222
01:08:41,649 --> 01:08:44,217
- What happened to the lights?
- Chuck!
1223
01:08:44,219 --> 01:08:45,855
Daniel, do you copy?
1224
01:08:48,556 --> 01:08:50,857
Daniel, talk to me,
why isn't this working?
1225
01:08:50,859 --> 01:08:53,793
You idiot! Talk to me,
you're ruining this!
1226
01:08:58,667 --> 01:09:00,469
It's alive!
1227
01:09:04,271 --> 01:09:05,640
Oh.
1228
01:09:06,507 --> 01:09:08,808
- We should go.
- Okay.
1229
01:09:08,810 --> 01:09:11,647
- It was so nice to meet you.
- Have a good night.
1230
01:09:12,514 --> 01:09:14,416
- Bye.
- Bye.
1231
01:09:25,426 --> 01:09:27,727
Get the hell out!
1232
01:09:27,729 --> 01:09:30,897
I did not invite
any of these people.
1233
01:09:30,899 --> 01:09:33,799
Oh, please, excuse me, did you really
think that you were gonna get inside?
1234
01:09:33,801 --> 01:09:36,501
Go back to whatever Burning Man
village you came from.
1235
01:09:36,503 --> 01:09:38,004
All of you! Who are you people?
1236
01:09:38,006 --> 01:09:41,941
Barry! Welcome.
How's it going? Good to see you!
1237
01:09:41,943 --> 01:09:43,776
- Welcome, this is the party!
- What is...
1238
01:09:43,778 --> 01:09:45,812
You know, actually,
I'm totally sorry,
1239
01:09:45,814 --> 01:09:48,447
but I am gonna call the cops,
and this is nothing
1240
01:09:48,449 --> 01:09:50,950
it's just a little beef tartar
incident, don't worry about it.
1241
01:09:50,952 --> 01:09:53,318
- Where's Alison?
- Alison is somewhere,
1242
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:54,887
but we will find her
in just a minute.
1243
01:09:54,889 --> 01:09:56,688
I wouldn't worry
about that right now.
1244
01:09:56,690 --> 01:09:58,458
Actually, there's something
I would love to show you
1245
01:09:58,460 --> 01:09:59,892
really quick if you
would let me show you.
1246
01:09:59,894 --> 01:10:02,428
- No, I wanna see Alison.
- No, I think that...
1247
01:10:02,430 --> 01:10:04,530
Barry, Barry!
1248
01:10:04,532 --> 01:10:06,566
What the hell?
1249
01:10:06,568 --> 01:10:07,703
Kabuki?
1250
01:10:12,841 --> 01:10:15,878
- Daddy.
- Oh, Alison, Alison...
1251
01:10:17,345 --> 01:10:19,044
It's okay.
1252
01:10:19,046 --> 01:10:21,481
I'm so sorry I'm late.
I disappointed you, I know.
1253
01:10:21,483 --> 01:10:23,516
What happened to
that kabuki dancer?
1254
01:10:23,518 --> 01:10:26,986
Oh, she ran off. It was all a prank,
it was actually pretty awesome.
1255
01:10:26,988 --> 01:10:30,623
It was awesome,
I mean, the party kinda sucked.
1256
01:10:30,625 --> 01:10:33,293
But we're having fun.
1257
01:10:33,295 --> 01:10:36,728
- See, I have been taking great care of her, Barry!
- I'm not talking to you, Holly!
1258
01:10:36,730 --> 01:10:38,266
Okay?
1259
01:10:42,037 --> 01:10:43,936
This was a prank?
1260
01:10:45,539 --> 01:10:48,310
Are they still performing?
1261
01:10:49,010 --> 01:10:50,679
I don't know.
1262
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:53,515
I don't think he's breathing.
1263
01:10:55,850 --> 01:10:59,552
I'm gonna say we should
definitely take this sword.
1264
01:10:59,554 --> 01:11:02,958
Well, definitely
looks interesting.
1265
01:11:04,591 --> 01:11:08,460
- Oh, yeah, very interesting.
- Shh.
1266
01:11:08,462 --> 01:11:11,798
- You did a great job up there.
- Thank you.
1267
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:13,369
Gotta go.
1268
01:11:14,769 --> 01:11:16,936
It's okay,
I'll find you, or something.
1269
01:11:16,938 --> 01:11:18,737
Okay.
1270
01:11:18,739 --> 01:11:21,340
He's just busy,
we'll find him.
1271
01:11:21,342 --> 01:11:23,742
I had no idea Holly was trying
to throw a party for herself,
1272
01:11:23,744 --> 01:11:26,745
- can you believe that shit?
- She does it every time, Dad.
1273
01:11:26,747 --> 01:11:28,848
I mean why does
she still work for you?
1274
01:11:28,850 --> 01:11:30,782
Hey, listen, there's some
people with certain qualities
1275
01:11:30,784 --> 01:11:33,852
that I don't have, that I need,
and she is one of them.
1276
01:11:33,854 --> 01:11:40,093
Next year I just want it to
be me, you, and my friends.
1277
01:11:40,095 --> 01:11:43,795
- Really? Okay, I promise.
- Okay.
1278
01:11:43,797 --> 01:11:45,897
- I'll make sure that happens.
- Okay.
1279
01:11:45,899 --> 01:11:47,536
- I love you.
- I love you too.
1280
01:11:49,804 --> 01:11:51,940
Oh, my God!
1281
01:11:58,579 --> 01:12:02,484
Whoo!
1282
01:12:04,418 --> 01:12:05,918
The Janoskians!
1283
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:08,754
Hey, guys,
we're The Janoskians!
1284
01:12:08,756 --> 01:12:10,889
And we've come
all the way from Australia
1285
01:12:10,891 --> 01:12:13,793
to celebrate Alison's sweet 16!
1286
01:12:13,795 --> 01:12:15,460
Where are you, Alison,
are you out there?
1287
01:12:15,462 --> 01:12:17,597
For you, we hope
you have a special night, baby!
1288
01:12:17,599 --> 01:12:20,400
Let's do it!
1289
01:12:24,171 --> 01:12:28,607
♪ Here's to the kids that feel
like they are all alone ♪
1290
01:12:28,609 --> 01:12:33,044
♪ And here's to the ones that
do it all when they say don't ♪
1291
01:12:33,046 --> 01:12:36,115
♪ Outside the lines
you will find a sec ♪
1292
01:12:36,117 --> 01:12:38,884
♪ Come mess with us
cause we don't care ♪
1293
01:12:38,886 --> 01:12:41,120
♪ We will see the better days ♪
1294
01:12:41,122 --> 01:12:44,424
♪ The ones that they
can't take away from us ♪
1295
01:12:44,426 --> 01:12:46,491
♪ Together nobody can
take us down ♪
1296
01:12:46,493 --> 01:12:48,894
♪ They try but remember
we are us ♪
1297
01:12:48,896 --> 01:12:50,996
♪ And everybody told us
no way ♪
1298
01:12:50,998 --> 01:12:53,833
♪ But here we stand
cause we are love ♪
1299
01:12:53,835 --> 01:12:56,201
♪ And anybody
that needs it can come ♪
1300
01:12:56,203 --> 01:12:59,205
♪ Guaranteed you can be
if you believe it ♪
1301
01:12:59,207 --> 01:13:01,874
♪ You better believe it
you gotta believe it ♪
1302
01:13:01,876 --> 01:13:03,643
♪ Cause we are us ♪
1303
01:13:03,645 --> 01:13:06,579
♪ Bop ba da bop ba ♪
1304
01:13:06,581 --> 01:13:08,880
♪ We get messed up ♪
1305
01:13:08,882 --> 01:13:11,683
♪ Bop ba da bop ba ♪
1306
01:13:11,685 --> 01:13:16,188
♪ They say to turn it down ♪
1307
01:13:16,190 --> 01:13:20,927
♪ And we just turn it up ♪
1308
01:13:20,929 --> 01:13:23,161
♪ Cause we are us ♪
1309
01:13:23,163 --> 01:13:25,498
♪ Together nobody
can take us down ♪
1310
01:13:25,500 --> 01:13:27,767
♪ They try but remember
we are us ♪
1311
01:13:27,769 --> 01:13:29,602
♪ And everybody told us
no way ♪
1312
01:13:29,604 --> 01:13:32,537
♪ But here we stand
'cause we are love ♪
1313
01:13:32,539 --> 01:13:35,641
♪ And anybody that needs it
can come and receive it ♪
1314
01:13:35,643 --> 01:13:37,809
♪ You can take a piece
or you can leave it ♪
1315
01:13:37,811 --> 01:13:40,213
♪ But you best believe it
you gotta believe it ♪
1316
01:13:40,215 --> 01:13:42,949
♪ 'Cause we are us ♪
1317
01:13:42,951 --> 01:13:44,983
♪ Bop ba da bop ba ♪
1318
01:13:44,985 --> 01:13:47,486
♪ Everybody sing along now ♪
1319
01:13:47,488 --> 01:13:50,490
♪ Bop ba da bop ba ♪
1320
01:13:50,492 --> 01:13:52,724
♪ Come on, come on, jump now ♪
1321
01:13:52,726 --> 01:13:54,927
♪ Bop ba da bop ba ♪
1322
01:13:54,929 --> 01:13:58,000
♪ And we just turn it up ♪
1323
01:13:59,199 --> 01:14:00,866
♪ Come on, turn it up ♪
1324
01:14:00,868 --> 01:14:02,168
♪ 'Cause we are us ♪
1325
01:14:02,170 --> 01:14:04,769
♪ Bop ba da bop ba ♪
1326
01:14:04,771 --> 01:14:07,173
♪ We get messed up ♪
1327
01:14:07,175 --> 01:14:09,741
♪ Bop ba da bop ba ♪
1328
01:14:09,743 --> 01:14:14,580
♪ They say to turn it down ♪
1329
01:14:14,582 --> 01:14:19,251
♪ And we just turn it up ♪
1330
01:14:19,253 --> 01:14:22,490
♪ 'Cause we are us ♪
1331
01:14:23,690 --> 01:14:26,625
Happy birthday, Alison,
this is all for you.
1332
01:14:41,943 --> 01:14:44,843
♪ She got a tootsie roll let
me see you shake it for me ♪
1333
01:14:44,845 --> 01:14:47,178
♪ She got a tootsie roll let
me see you shake it for me ♪
1334
01:14:47,180 --> 01:14:49,048
♪ She got a tootsie roll let
me see you shake it for me ♪
1335
01:14:49,050 --> 01:14:51,683
♪ Unwrap that candy, baby ♪
1336
01:14:51,685 --> 01:14:53,218
♪ And roll it ♪
1337
01:14:53,220 --> 01:14:55,821
♪ She got 'em goin crazy ♪
1338
01:14:55,823 --> 01:14:57,188
♪ And she know it ♪
1339
01:14:57,190 --> 01:15:00,595
♪ Unwrap that candy, baby ♪
1340
01:15:03,131 --> 01:15:04,766
♪ Unwrap that ♪
1341
01:15:06,167 --> 01:15:09,004
♪ Get it girl
get it girl ♪
1342
01:15:11,773 --> 01:15:14,839
♪ Unwrap that candy, baby ♪
1343
01:15:14,841 --> 01:15:17,343
Barry, man. So sorry
about ruining this party, man.
1344
01:15:17,345 --> 01:15:20,580
What?! Are you insane?
1345
01:15:20,582 --> 01:15:22,315
Best party
I ever had in my life!
1346
01:15:22,317 --> 01:15:24,116
Look at my baby, she's happy!
1347
01:15:24,118 --> 01:15:26,919
Look at Alison.
1348
01:15:26,921 --> 01:15:30,889
Excuse me, may I have my daughter
back for a moment, please?
1349
01:15:30,891 --> 01:15:33,259
I know you DJ's,
I know what you're up to.
1350
01:15:33,261 --> 01:15:35,794
Try to get the room moody,
so you can get the booty.
1351
01:15:35,796 --> 01:15:37,996
I should go DJ.
1352
01:15:37,998 --> 01:15:40,165
- Yes, you should.
- Yeah.
1353
01:15:40,167 --> 01:15:41,767
Holly, I have to admit.
1354
01:15:41,769 --> 01:15:43,335
You fooled me
with this kabuki shit.
1355
01:15:43,337 --> 01:15:45,170
- Well...
- You fooled me, you fooled me.
1356
01:15:45,172 --> 01:15:47,873
- Um...
- This is the greatest party ever.
1357
01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:49,976
I have a confession.
1358
01:15:49,978 --> 01:15:51,777
None of this would have
happened without The Janoskians.
1359
01:15:51,779 --> 01:15:53,044
I had nothing to do
with any of this.
1360
01:15:53,046 --> 01:15:54,746
Barry, if it wasn't for her,
1361
01:15:54,748 --> 01:15:56,147
we wouldn't all be together.
1362
01:15:56,149 --> 01:15:58,683
Whatever it is, guys,
it doesn't matter.
1363
01:15:58,685 --> 01:16:00,385
My baby girl is happy.
1364
01:16:00,387 --> 01:16:02,888
Alison, you're gonna remember
this party
1365
01:16:02,890 --> 01:16:04,290
till the last day of your life.
1366
01:16:04,292 --> 01:16:07,159
- I am daddy, I am!
- Fella's, whoa!
1367
01:16:07,161 --> 01:16:09,128
Cody!
1368
01:16:09,130 --> 01:16:10,729
What's going on?
1369
01:16:10,731 --> 01:16:12,031
Listen, I handled
that whole police situation,
1370
01:16:12,033 --> 01:16:13,132
so the house is good, all right?
1371
01:16:13,134 --> 01:16:14,933
Plus, Cody never misses a party.
1372
01:16:14,935 --> 01:16:16,201
Speaking of which, why the hell
1373
01:16:16,203 --> 01:16:17,370
didn't I get
an invite to this party?
1374
01:16:17,372 --> 01:16:19,104
You were in jail!
1375
01:16:19,106 --> 01:16:20,973
I handled the jail shit,
I just told you.
1376
01:16:20,975 --> 01:16:22,642
Those cops are nothing, man!
1377
01:16:29,417 --> 01:16:31,651
Oh, my God.
1378
01:16:31,653 --> 01:16:34,954
You are actually,
completely out of your mind.
1379
01:16:34,956 --> 01:16:36,757
Um, thanks.
1380
01:16:50,137 --> 01:16:53,108
This is so crazy.
1381
01:16:57,878 --> 01:17:02,013
Guys! You know you missed
half the party!
1382
01:17:02,015 --> 01:17:03,883
- What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
1383
01:17:03,885 --> 01:17:07,088
Um, just, uh...
1384
01:17:08,422 --> 01:17:11,292
- Party!
- Let's go, let's go!
1385
01:17:28,743 --> 01:17:30,175
Is there a problem officers?
1386
01:17:30,177 --> 01:17:32,410
Yeah, we need to speak to
whoever owns this house.
1387
01:17:32,412 --> 01:17:34,312
Can someone please let
Barry know that the police
1388
01:17:34,314 --> 01:17:36,315
would like to speak to
him in front of the house?
1389
01:17:36,317 --> 01:17:38,220
He'll be out shortly.
1390
01:17:39,753 --> 01:17:41,954
Hello, officers.
1391
01:17:41,956 --> 01:17:43,421
Been getting a lot
of complaints.
1392
01:17:43,423 --> 01:17:45,426
There's a major
public disturbance going on.
1393
01:17:46,894 --> 01:17:48,829
Do you know who I am?
1394
01:17:51,364 --> 01:17:53,268
Mr. Black.
1395
01:17:55,235 --> 01:17:56,802
That's what I thought.
1396
01:17:56,804 --> 01:17:58,737
This my baby girl's party,
1397
01:17:58,739 --> 01:18:00,906
and she can cry
as loud as she wants.
1398
01:18:00,908 --> 01:18:03,909
Shit, I'll cry
as loud as I want!
1399
01:18:03,911 --> 01:18:05,443
You know,
we're just gonna act like
1400
01:18:05,445 --> 01:18:08,147
this whole thing
never even happened.
1401
01:18:08,149 --> 01:18:10,182
Oh, hey,
can you do a quick selfie?
1402
01:18:10,184 --> 01:18:12,287
It'd be my pleasure.
1403
01:18:14,122 --> 01:18:16,021
You don't even have to bother
with the 911, you know.
1404
01:18:16,023 --> 01:18:19,525
Just call me, I'll come down,
and I'll cut a bitch.
1405
01:18:19,527 --> 01:18:22,061
You know, I'll take this
riff raff on outta here.
1406
01:18:22,063 --> 01:18:23,461
You know what I'm saying,
pew, pew, pew!
1407
01:18:23,463 --> 01:18:25,464
- Just like that.
- Protect and serve.
1408
01:18:25,466 --> 01:18:27,900
- Call me!
- I will!
1409
01:18:27,902 --> 01:18:30,238
Let's go.
All right, bye.
1410
01:18:33,039 --> 01:18:35,206
All the time, it never fails.
1411
01:18:35,208 --> 01:18:37,076
Do you know who I am?
1412
01:18:49,791 --> 01:18:53,159
- What have you been doing, man?
- Man, I just had to shut down some haters outside.
1413
01:18:53,161 --> 01:18:54,927
It's all groovy.
1414
01:18:54,929 --> 01:18:57,530
Hey! I spent
millions of dollars on my pool,
1415
01:18:57,532 --> 01:18:58,897
and no one's in it!
1416
01:19:15,015 --> 01:19:18,250
Boys, how the fuck
did we get here?
1417
01:19:18,252 --> 01:19:21,853
I just wanna say I'm sorry,
and like you know we love you.
1418
01:19:21,855 --> 01:19:23,421
Seriously, guys,
if it wasn't for you,
1419
01:19:23,423 --> 01:19:25,523
we wouldn't be here right now.
1420
01:19:25,525 --> 01:19:27,526
Wait, where did Chuck go?
1421
01:19:27,528 --> 01:19:29,197
Where did he go?
1422
01:19:46,009 --> 01:19:51,009
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