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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,171 --> 00:00:08,171 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:08,173 --> 00:00:10,106 When we posted our first video, 3 00:00:10,108 --> 00:00:13,079 we never thought we would be here. 4 00:00:15,381 --> 00:00:17,513 We're just four kids from Melbourne. 5 00:00:17,515 --> 00:00:19,749 We started doing pranks to make ourselves laugh. 6 00:00:19,751 --> 00:00:22,319 Hey guys, we're the Janoskians, and today we're doing... 7 00:00:22,321 --> 00:00:24,388 What's our video called? 8 00:00:24,390 --> 00:00:26,824 One view, multiplied into millions, 9 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:30,196 and the more views we got, the more we pushed the limits. 10 00:00:31,730 --> 00:00:36,599 Then, came the music, the shows, and fans everywhere. 11 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:40,870 Why the hell do they like us anyway? 12 00:00:40,872 --> 00:00:42,674 Because we're doing what we love, 13 00:00:44,877 --> 00:00:46,476 and in it together. 14 00:00:46,478 --> 00:00:48,644 Brothers always. 15 00:00:48,646 --> 00:00:53,183 But as they say, you're only as good as your last video. 16 00:00:53,185 --> 00:00:55,652 Hey, guys, we're the Janoskians! 17 00:00:58,189 --> 00:01:00,457 And this is another fail video. 18 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,528 So, guys, what we're about to perform today 19 00:01:04,530 --> 00:01:07,363 is one of the most dangerous stunts that we have ever done 20 00:01:07,365 --> 00:01:09,266 across any of our channels. 21 00:01:09,268 --> 00:01:11,802 You guys ready? 22 00:01:11,804 --> 00:01:12,735 Let's do it. 23 00:01:12,737 --> 00:01:14,538 Whoa! 24 00:01:17,442 --> 00:01:19,475 Okay, you guys, so, as you know, 25 00:01:19,477 --> 00:01:21,445 there's a jellyfish in this tank, 26 00:01:21,447 --> 00:01:26,350 and we are gonna wrap it onto Beau's face for 15 seconds. 27 00:01:26,352 --> 00:01:27,717 Are you all ready to see this? 28 00:01:27,719 --> 00:01:28,886 No! 29 00:01:28,888 --> 00:01:30,853 Oh, wow. 30 00:01:30,855 --> 00:01:32,255 - Oh, my God. - Ready, Beau? 31 00:01:32,257 --> 00:01:33,525 No! No! 32 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:41,134 Five, four, three, two, one! 33 00:01:56,781 --> 00:01:59,348 Oh, shoot. Guys, what should we do? 34 00:01:59,350 --> 00:02:02,355 - Guys, we need to pee on him! - Piss on his face! 35 00:02:29,681 --> 00:02:31,881 - A million views in one day! - What? 36 00:02:31,883 --> 00:02:34,650 - Check out the comments! - Whoa! 37 00:02:34,652 --> 00:02:38,822 Your pee is way too yellow, you guys definitely should drink more water. 38 00:02:38,824 --> 00:02:39,722 That's so true. 39 00:02:40,658 --> 00:02:42,525 Gold shower, na, na, na! 40 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:46,429 It's so easy for you guys to be excited, 41 00:02:46,431 --> 00:02:48,232 you guys weren't the ones being pissed on. 42 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:49,666 Seriously, give me my computer back! 43 00:02:52,304 --> 00:02:54,504 Hey, Sophia! What's up, sweetie pie? 44 00:02:54,506 --> 00:02:57,406 What's up, sweetie pie? 45 00:02:57,408 --> 00:03:01,678 What's up is I am officially the most humiliated girlfriend 46 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:04,548 in the entire world, again! 47 00:03:04,550 --> 00:03:09,389 - Hi, Sophia! - Beau, we need to talk, in private. 48 00:03:17,895 --> 00:03:21,665 - What's up? - My roommate yanks me out of bed, 49 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:23,566 tells me there's a new video up of you 50 00:03:23,568 --> 00:03:25,568 and your idiot friends, and I'm like, 51 00:03:25,570 --> 00:03:27,603 "That's impossible, because he missed 52 00:03:27,605 --> 00:03:30,840 my grandmother's 90th birthday yesterday 53 00:03:30,842 --> 00:03:32,576 because he had to work! 54 00:03:32,578 --> 00:03:35,411 Then, she shoved her phone in my face, 55 00:03:35,413 --> 00:03:38,681 and shows me this disgusting video of your friends 56 00:03:38,683 --> 00:03:42,452 peeing on your face! 57 00:03:42,454 --> 00:03:45,922 Now everyone, including my own grandmother, has seen this. 58 00:03:45,924 --> 00:03:47,826 Your grandmother saw it? 59 00:03:48,894 --> 00:03:51,028 Did she think it was funny? 60 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:53,929 Are you serious? 61 00:03:53,931 --> 00:03:56,933 You really need to think about what's best for you: 62 00:03:56,935 --> 00:04:02,038 Beau Brooks, or the loser Janoskians? 63 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,073 You know what, Sophia, I don't think he needs to listen 64 00:04:04,075 --> 00:04:07,610 to you anymore because you my friend, you suck! 65 00:04:07,612 --> 00:04:09,346 - Seriously? - What? 66 00:04:09,348 --> 00:04:11,847 Oh, Jai, you think you're such hot shit! 67 00:04:11,849 --> 00:04:13,850 You do realize you're just a dick? 68 00:04:13,852 --> 00:04:16,452 Luke, your claim to fame is that you win 69 00:04:16,454 --> 00:04:17,887 all of the stupid dares! 70 00:04:17,889 --> 00:04:19,990 Oh, my God, such an achievement! 71 00:04:19,992 --> 00:04:23,526 You're an inspiration to jack asses everywhere! 72 00:04:23,528 --> 00:04:24,695 What did I do to you? 73 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:26,596 You exist. 74 00:04:26,598 --> 00:04:29,598 - Hey, Sophia, what about me? - You're just an idiot! 75 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,603 Beau! Beau! 76 00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:35,538 I really fell for those green eyes of yours, 77 00:04:35,540 --> 00:04:39,108 but then you opened your mouth, and your friends peed in it. 78 00:04:39,110 --> 00:04:41,812 I can't do this, it's over. 79 00:04:41,814 --> 00:04:44,914 You're seriously gonna break up with me over some stupid video? 80 00:04:44,916 --> 00:04:47,084 Take care of yourself, Beau. 81 00:04:47,086 --> 00:04:49,389 What, no, no! Sophia! 82 00:04:51,122 --> 00:04:53,022 Hey, now you got us all to yourself. 83 00:04:53,024 --> 00:04:56,093 - What do you wanna do first? - Aw, let's go to the bar. 84 00:04:56,095 --> 00:04:58,431 Let's go film a video. 85 00:05:01,899 --> 00:05:03,899 Don't be like that, come on. 86 00:05:03,901 --> 00:05:06,469 Beau, put a smile on your doll. 87 00:05:06,471 --> 00:05:09,574 ♪ It's beyond nuts ♪ 88 00:05:10,475 --> 00:05:11,942 ♪ It's beyond nuts ♪ 89 00:05:11,944 --> 00:05:14,610 It's been almost four days. 90 00:05:14,612 --> 00:05:17,012 Oh, my God, that's just sad. 91 00:05:17,014 --> 00:05:20,082 That's so sad. 92 00:05:20,084 --> 00:05:22,118 I've known Beau my entire life, 93 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,521 and I've never seen him like this. 94 00:05:24,523 --> 00:05:26,822 - Stop! - What a pussy. 95 00:05:26,824 --> 00:05:29,062 So, you see, the problem with Beau is that, 96 00:05:30,696 --> 00:05:33,766 he always thinks that he needs to be in a relationship. 97 00:05:36,535 --> 00:05:39,435 What are you doing! 98 00:05:39,437 --> 00:05:41,774 I just want the old Beau back, to be honest. 99 00:05:46,177 --> 00:05:48,380 Yeah, baby! 100 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:51,947 Hey, guys, it's Beau here. 101 00:05:51,949 --> 00:05:55,485 There comes a point in any person's life 102 00:05:55,487 --> 00:05:57,086 when they look in the mirror, and they ask themselves, 103 00:05:57,088 --> 00:05:59,956 are they truly happy? 104 00:05:59,958 --> 00:06:01,658 All great things come to an end, 105 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:04,493 and I'm sad to say that... 106 00:06:04,495 --> 00:06:07,096 I have to move on from the Janoskians. 107 00:06:07,098 --> 00:06:09,632 Thank you guys for watching. 108 00:06:09,634 --> 00:06:12,137 Man, what a bitch. 109 00:06:13,672 --> 00:06:16,106 We can't just sit here and accept defeat. 110 00:06:16,108 --> 00:06:20,577 We need a backup plan. We'll find a better Beau. 111 00:06:20,579 --> 00:06:23,816 You know what, we should find a Beau with even greener eyes. 112 00:06:26,785 --> 00:06:28,521 What are you doing, Daniel?! 113 00:06:29,153 --> 00:06:31,587 Hey, what's up, boys? 114 00:06:31,589 --> 00:06:35,992 So, what we're pretty much doing is we wanna replace Beau. 115 00:06:35,994 --> 00:06:40,433 So, first off, what do you truly wanna get out of being a Jonaskian? 116 00:06:46,170 --> 00:06:48,103 Where are you from? 117 00:06:48,105 --> 00:06:49,639 - France? - Frenchmen! 118 00:06:49,641 --> 00:06:52,509 Do you have any tattoos? No tattoos. 119 00:06:52,511 --> 00:06:53,877 - Scars! - We wanna see them scars. 120 00:06:53,879 --> 00:06:55,745 Yeah, we like scars. 121 00:06:55,747 --> 00:06:57,514 I see you have a high pain tolerance. 122 00:06:57,516 --> 00:06:58,885 Can you play a comedy side? 123 00:07:01,052 --> 00:07:02,519 No? 124 00:07:02,521 --> 00:07:04,620 Yeah, like that, see... 125 00:07:04,622 --> 00:07:07,093 Pucker up like... 126 00:07:09,995 --> 00:07:13,128 We wanna test your pain tolerance level, 127 00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:17,199 so we're gonna see how well you can walk across these Legos. 128 00:07:17,201 --> 00:07:19,872 While you're saying the first line of your script. 129 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:24,240 All right, can you do it with one fist in the air? 130 00:07:24,242 --> 00:07:26,512 Weren't you already a client? 131 00:07:29,814 --> 00:07:32,451 All right, very good, very good. 132 00:07:33,851 --> 00:07:36,151 Turn your head to the side. 133 00:07:36,153 --> 00:07:38,654 All right, now kiss me back. 134 00:07:38,656 --> 00:07:40,656 - Yeah, did he get it right? - Perfect. 135 00:07:40,658 --> 00:07:42,291 - Yeah, it looks good. - All right, awesome. 136 00:07:42,293 --> 00:07:44,563 - All right, cool. - Can you count to three? 137 00:07:47,766 --> 00:07:49,231 Aw, dig it right in. 138 00:07:49,233 --> 00:07:51,000 Here's some oysters. 139 00:07:51,002 --> 00:07:52,202 Let's see what you guys are made of. 140 00:07:52,204 --> 00:07:54,073 Beau would not back down. 141 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,807 - That's a bit chewy. - Aw, yeah! 142 00:07:57,809 --> 00:07:59,142 You gotta... 143 00:07:59,144 --> 00:08:01,547 That was a buffalo testicle. 144 00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:06,818 I think we'll definitely be in touch with you. 145 00:08:07,886 --> 00:08:09,789 All right, see you boys! 146 00:08:11,956 --> 00:08:14,591 This one's perfect, it looks exactly like a Dorito. 147 00:08:14,593 --> 00:08:17,860 If you look at Beau's face closely enough, 148 00:08:17,862 --> 00:08:21,764 you'll see it is indeed shaped as a Dorito, 149 00:08:21,766 --> 00:08:23,132 like a perfect triangle. 150 00:08:23,134 --> 00:08:24,767 Guys, I've gotta get to work, 151 00:08:24,769 --> 00:08:26,937 and I'm running so, so, late. 152 00:08:26,939 --> 00:08:29,272 Please tell me you've seen my boxers. 153 00:08:29,274 --> 00:08:31,576 Come on, please, I'm running late. Anyone. 154 00:08:34,278 --> 00:08:37,714 Daniel, stand up for a second. 155 00:08:37,716 --> 00:08:39,983 - No. - Daniel, stand up! 156 00:08:39,985 --> 00:08:41,818 I'm running late, seriously. 157 00:08:41,820 --> 00:08:44,087 - What? - Are you wearing my boxers? 158 00:08:44,089 --> 00:08:46,089 No! I'm just wearing ball protection. 159 00:08:46,091 --> 00:08:47,656 Ooh! 160 00:08:47,658 --> 00:08:49,725 - All of them? - Got ten, actually. 161 00:08:49,727 --> 00:08:52,228 Seriously, Daniel? Take 'em off! I'm gonna be late! 162 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:54,296 Oh, there's one! There's two! 163 00:08:54,298 --> 00:08:55,765 Incoming! 164 00:08:58,636 --> 00:08:59,669 Show him dat ass! 165 00:09:00,605 --> 00:09:01,908 Take 'em off! 166 00:09:02,841 --> 00:09:04,610 Stop you little... 167 00:09:06,010 --> 00:09:07,710 You guys are so funny! 168 00:09:07,712 --> 00:09:10,180 - Smells like shit! - Judas over here! 169 00:09:10,182 --> 00:09:11,714 You guys should consider getting a job, too. 170 00:09:11,716 --> 00:09:13,248 I hope you get fired. 171 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:15,587 Uh-oh, an unknown number? 172 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:20,390 Uh, hello, who are you? 173 00:09:20,392 --> 00:09:22,224 You don't know who I am? 174 00:09:22,226 --> 00:09:23,693 Nope, no, I don't. 175 00:09:23,695 --> 00:09:25,161 What planet you live on? 176 00:09:25,163 --> 00:09:27,363 I'm from Earth, mate, what about you? 177 00:09:27,365 --> 00:09:31,001 What cave do you dwell in? Everyone knows Barry Black. 178 00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:32,669 - Cave? - Don't, don't... 179 00:09:32,671 --> 00:09:34,804 You dummy, you don't know Barry Black? 180 00:09:34,806 --> 00:09:36,339 - Black Entertainment! - What are you doing! 181 00:09:36,341 --> 00:09:37,641 Black Airline, Black Records? 182 00:09:37,643 --> 00:09:39,309 This is an honor, man! 183 00:09:39,311 --> 00:09:40,377 Call him back! 184 00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:41,377 All right, it's ringing. 185 00:09:43,347 --> 00:09:46,081 Barry, man! Sorry, my friend he's a bit stupid. 186 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:48,384 We're big fans, bro, this is an honor! 187 00:09:48,386 --> 00:09:49,953 It's an honor to meet you guys, too. 188 00:09:49,955 --> 00:09:51,820 I'm gonna cut to the chase. 189 00:09:51,822 --> 00:09:54,791 My daughter, Alison, adores you, especially Beau. 190 00:09:54,793 --> 00:09:58,027 Beau, yeah, yeah. He's a cool guy, he's our brother. 191 00:09:58,029 --> 00:09:59,195 Where is he? 192 00:09:59,197 --> 00:10:00,997 I think he's up in the bathroom. 193 00:10:00,999 --> 00:10:03,098 - It is nasty up there, - Whew! 194 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:06,435 Anyway, my daughter Alison's having a sweet 16 party, 195 00:10:06,437 --> 00:10:09,039 and I want you guys to perform some of those stunts, 196 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:10,839 like the ones you do on the internet. 197 00:10:10,841 --> 00:10:12,709 You know that jump rope trick you guys do? 198 00:10:12,711 --> 00:10:15,377 - Yeah, man. - I like that shit. 199 00:10:15,379 --> 00:10:17,113 Too easy, bro. 200 00:10:17,115 --> 00:10:18,848 We moved from the East Coast to LA, 201 00:10:18,850 --> 00:10:20,749 so she's having a hard time adjusting. 202 00:10:20,751 --> 00:10:22,218 You know how that could be. 203 00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:25,121 So it better look real good, or else. 204 00:10:25,123 --> 00:10:26,690 What do you say? 205 00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:29,191 Yeah, man, 100 percent. We're down. 206 00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:30,759 Yeah, I guess so. 207 00:10:30,761 --> 00:10:31,895 I'm handing you over right now 208 00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:33,363 to my assistant, Holly. 209 00:10:33,365 --> 00:10:35,201 She'll take care of all the details. 210 00:10:37,969 --> 00:10:41,838 Hello! You guys have some friends in LA that you can stay with, right? 211 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:44,239 We have mates everywhere, we're so popular! 212 00:10:44,241 --> 00:10:46,376 Great, so I won't be booking you guys a hotel. 213 00:10:46,378 --> 00:10:48,143 Look out for an e-mail that's coming in soon 214 00:10:48,145 --> 00:10:50,079 with all of your flight information, 215 00:10:50,081 --> 00:10:53,248 and boys, just a little word of wisdom, 216 00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:55,785 Barry Black makes or breaks acts. 217 00:10:55,787 --> 00:10:58,153 Okay, what is that meant to mean? 218 00:10:58,155 --> 00:11:00,924 The last guys that came and performed here, they bombed, 219 00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:02,825 and then they never got another gig in this town ever again. 220 00:11:02,827 --> 00:11:04,326 Or in their home town for that matter. 221 00:11:04,328 --> 00:11:05,728 It was a huge embarrassment 222 00:11:05,730 --> 00:11:07,063 for everybody involved. 223 00:11:07,065 --> 00:11:08,330 Um, okay Holly, 224 00:11:08,332 --> 00:11:09,965 I think we'll be just fine. 225 00:11:09,967 --> 00:11:11,834 Well, then we will see you soon. 226 00:11:11,836 --> 00:11:13,802 Safe travels. Ciao! 227 00:11:13,804 --> 00:11:16,171 - Adios! - Bye bye! 228 00:11:16,173 --> 00:11:18,307 We're gonna need Beau back. 229 00:11:20,211 --> 00:11:23,448 Janoskians. 230 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:30,855 Ew! 231 00:11:34,793 --> 00:11:38,161 Always have to open that big, fat mouth of yours, then. 232 00:11:38,163 --> 00:11:41,464 Mate, we could've been staying at The Four Seasons, or The W, 233 00:11:41,466 --> 00:11:44,032 somewhere fancy, but no! 234 00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:46,201 Yeah, okay, Jai, in your dreams. 235 00:11:46,203 --> 00:11:50,039 - And why are you packing your warmest clothes? - We're going up North. 236 00:11:50,041 --> 00:11:52,876 Right, California, it's pretty much a desert, bro. 237 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:56,215 - It's always hot there. - Shit! 238 00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:59,348 Guys, I got us a spot to crash. 239 00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:01,785 - No way! - Yep, I just sent a tweet out on Twitter 240 00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:03,786 asking if anyone has a spare house, 241 00:12:03,788 --> 00:12:05,821 and this guy named Cody replied, and offered us his. 242 00:12:05,823 --> 00:12:07,956 - This is the house? - Yup! 243 00:12:07,958 --> 00:12:09,559 Oh! That's a palace! 244 00:12:09,561 --> 00:12:12,528 - Check it out! - That is sick! 245 00:12:12,530 --> 00:12:14,497 How is this guy, Cody? 246 00:12:14,499 --> 00:12:15,799 No idea. 247 00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:17,065 I just DM'ed him our number 248 00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:18,971 Oh, that's smart. 249 00:12:21,539 --> 00:12:23,105 Oh, this is him. Guys. 250 00:12:23,107 --> 00:12:24,375 Be nice. 251 00:12:26,311 --> 00:12:28,578 Holy shit! This is really your number! 252 00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:32,181 I can't believe you guys actually DM'ed me your number! 253 00:12:32,183 --> 00:12:33,916 I could be a psychopath! 254 00:12:33,918 --> 00:12:36,018 I'm not though! 255 00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:37,853 So you guys need a place to crash, huh? 256 00:12:37,855 --> 00:12:39,155 I really hope we're not intruding though. 257 00:12:39,157 --> 00:12:40,355 Would you shut up? 258 00:12:40,357 --> 00:12:42,224 Shut up right now, shut up. 259 00:12:42,226 --> 00:12:44,160 No, man, it'd be an honor to have you guys! 260 00:12:44,162 --> 00:12:46,496 Oh, my God, I got a dope crib, plenty a room. 261 00:12:46,498 --> 00:12:49,464 You wanna come to LA, I'm the guy you wanna be with, all right? 262 00:12:49,466 --> 00:12:52,868 I got LA on lockdown, okay? I got VIP service at all the clubs, 263 00:12:52,870 --> 00:12:55,374 I got chicks on standby, bottle service! 264 00:12:57,308 --> 00:12:59,608 Hey, listen, here. That's the address to my place, all right? 265 00:12:59,610 --> 00:13:02,411 Well, our place. Me casa, su casa, fellas. 266 00:13:02,413 --> 00:13:03,915 Hey, where's Beau? 267 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:07,983 Let's just get him fired, 268 00:13:07,985 --> 00:13:09,319 that way he has to come to LA. 269 00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:12,254 Order up! 270 00:13:12,256 --> 00:13:14,991 So, what I actually didn't tell you was, 271 00:13:14,993 --> 00:13:17,627 I'll give you a 20 percent discount back on the $10 drink, 272 00:13:17,629 --> 00:13:22,232 so I'll actually pay you $2.73 to drink our drinks. 273 00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:23,802 What do you think? 274 00:13:26,638 --> 00:13:28,972 Beau, how could you! 275 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,940 What the did you put in there? 276 00:13:30,942 --> 00:13:33,443 What kind of company are you guys running here? 277 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:36,378 This is just my brother, he's just playing a joke. 278 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:39,047 Did you have a shake, man? Did you have one? 279 00:13:41,318 --> 00:13:45,153 - Stop! - This place is under quarantine! 280 00:13:45,155 --> 00:13:48,358 - What are you doing! - Do not move, we are looking for patient zero. 281 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:51,026 Daniel, Daniel, it's a clear mask, I can see you. 282 00:13:51,028 --> 00:13:53,629 I don't know you, and nobody can leave okay? 283 00:13:53,631 --> 00:13:55,531 Nobody leaves! Nobody leaves! 284 00:14:00,437 --> 00:14:02,341 Get patient zero out! 285 00:14:06,344 --> 00:14:09,478 Hey, guys, how you guys doing, you looking for a couch? 286 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,147 Well, I'm Beau. 287 00:14:11,149 --> 00:14:13,181 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, man. 288 00:14:13,183 --> 00:14:15,118 So, the good thing about these couches, 289 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,652 I'm just gonna do my pitch right now, 290 00:14:16,654 --> 00:14:18,655 is that they're all made out of microfiber, 291 00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:21,590 so if you get any spills, or anything on them, 292 00:14:21,592 --> 00:14:23,493 they easily come off with a shampoo, 293 00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:25,661 you could pee on it, and it'll come off. 294 00:14:25,663 --> 00:14:28,196 This one is actually great, if you wanna take a seat. 295 00:14:28,198 --> 00:14:31,133 And it comes with the leg rest. 296 00:14:31,135 --> 00:14:33,038 Sit down and just relax, and... 297 00:14:34,371 --> 00:14:36,071 Yeah, we've got them all in different colors, 298 00:14:36,073 --> 00:14:39,911 we can get in purple, orange, magenta, red. 299 00:14:43,114 --> 00:14:46,549 Tony, can we get this in a stone color, just like that? 300 00:14:46,551 --> 00:14:49,218 This couch right here? We can? Yup. 301 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:51,219 Perfect, you guys just relax and enjoy. 302 00:14:51,221 --> 00:14:53,292 This is my personal favorite. 303 00:14:58,263 --> 00:14:59,632 My neck! 304 00:15:00,365 --> 00:15:03,235 Oh, my neck! 305 00:15:04,269 --> 00:15:06,337 Oh, my neck. 306 00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:12,110 Um, Tony, Tony, is it, is it... 307 00:15:13,644 --> 00:15:17,546 No, no, it's okay, the couch... the couch is built for that, 308 00:15:17,548 --> 00:15:20,483 it's actually one of our joy rides. 309 00:15:28,225 --> 00:15:30,129 You're gonna get me fired! 310 00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:34,196 What if I actually broke my neck! 311 00:15:34,198 --> 00:15:35,598 You know that got my neck! 312 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,369 - Shoot! - Shoot! 313 00:15:40,138 --> 00:15:41,371 What?! 314 00:15:41,373 --> 00:15:42,704 - Move! - Get out of the way! 315 00:15:42,706 --> 00:15:45,108 - Why?! - Get out of the way! 316 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:47,413 Okay, yeah, you're gonna ignore me now? 317 00:15:48,746 --> 00:15:50,046 Just put it down. 318 00:15:50,048 --> 00:15:53,049 Beau, we've been invited to LA. 319 00:15:53,051 --> 00:15:56,486 Barry Black invited us to his daughter's sweet 16! 320 00:15:56,488 --> 00:16:00,055 So, we're gonna go to LA to see the Barry Black? 321 00:16:00,057 --> 00:16:01,757 That's a good one, guys! Really good! 322 00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:04,594 - I'm impressed actually. - We're leaving tomorrow. 323 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:06,661 - Tomorrow? - And you're coming. 324 00:16:06,663 --> 00:16:10,400 Really, guys? I'm unemployed cause of you dicks! 325 00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,734 You guys went and stuffed it all up for me, you know what? 326 00:16:12,736 --> 00:16:16,238 Maybe if you went to LA, I'd be able to actually move on with my life. 327 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,711 So, yeah, guys, do me a favor, and just go! 328 00:16:20,144 --> 00:16:23,179 Fine, Beau. Bye-bye plane ticket. 329 00:16:23,181 --> 00:16:25,214 No, don't do it, don't do it! 330 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,286 You are such an idiot. 331 00:16:31,288 --> 00:16:34,089 Daniel, wouldn't that plane ticket be online? 332 00:16:34,091 --> 00:16:35,760 No, no, no, I printed that one out. 333 00:16:38,062 --> 00:16:40,432 - Cool. - Listen, Beau. 334 00:16:41,399 --> 00:16:44,132 I'm really sorry about Sophia. 335 00:16:44,134 --> 00:16:48,537 I really am, but you need this. We need this. 336 00:16:48,539 --> 00:16:51,741 Come on, man, come! It's LA, bro, come on! 337 00:16:51,743 --> 00:16:53,675 Jai actually has a point for once. 338 00:16:53,677 --> 00:16:55,713 Come on, man, what do you say? 339 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,748 Together. 340 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:01,584 Mmm, I think he's into it! 341 00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:07,526 LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA! 342 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:15,430 ♪ We got more bounce in California ♪ 343 00:17:15,432 --> 00:17:17,499 ♪ Than all y'all combined ♪ 344 00:17:17,501 --> 00:17:19,568 ♪ We got more bounce in California ♪ 345 00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:21,470 ♪ We like to party all the time ♪ 346 00:17:21,472 --> 00:17:23,139 ♪ We got more bounce in California ♪ 347 00:17:23,141 --> 00:17:24,507 Boys, Cody's not gonna be home 348 00:17:24,509 --> 00:17:26,209 for a while, what should we do? 349 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,113 We're in LA, let's go mess around! 350 00:17:30,248 --> 00:17:31,881 Welcome to LA, where are you guys from? 351 00:17:31,883 --> 00:17:34,749 - Australia! - Oh, get outta here! Kiwis, huh? 352 00:17:34,751 --> 00:17:36,384 We're from Melbourne, man. 353 00:17:36,386 --> 00:17:38,421 That's actually New Zealand. 354 00:17:38,423 --> 00:17:41,490 - You should take us somewhere cool like... - Venice Beach! 355 00:17:41,492 --> 00:17:43,593 Venice is pretty cool, guys, I'm not gonna lie! 356 00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:46,895 You got the beach, you got the sand, marijuana dispensaries, 357 00:17:46,897 --> 00:17:49,364 you can just walk in there, make up an ailment, 358 00:17:49,366 --> 00:17:52,602 "Oh, I have insomnia! Oh, I have back pain! 359 00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:56,208 Oh, I have herpes!" It helps with that! 360 00:18:08,452 --> 00:18:10,452 We just came here from Australia, 361 00:18:10,454 --> 00:18:12,555 and we wanna know if you wanna be friends, or something. 362 00:18:12,557 --> 00:18:14,759 Aliens took all my reefer. 363 00:18:18,563 --> 00:18:20,466 Is this spot taken? 364 00:18:30,541 --> 00:18:33,875 - Yeah - Yeah! Woo! 365 00:18:33,877 --> 00:18:35,710 Here, do you want a bite of my eggplant? 366 00:18:35,712 --> 00:18:37,580 That sounds wrong, I didn't mean it like that! 367 00:18:37,582 --> 00:18:39,382 Would anyone like some pasta? 368 00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:41,950 Here take it, put it in your pocket. 369 00:18:41,952 --> 00:18:44,786 - Does someone want some cabbage? - Salad time! 370 00:18:47,925 --> 00:18:49,595 Those guys are ripped! 371 00:18:55,432 --> 00:18:56,665 Go away! Go away! 372 00:19:13,684 --> 00:19:16,320 We're just trying to have lunch. 373 00:19:20,525 --> 00:19:22,490 You're not gonna find this in any of the guide books okay? 374 00:19:22,492 --> 00:19:24,693 I'm gonna take you to Fairfax, it's like a mix of like, 375 00:19:24,695 --> 00:19:29,765 cool, like, skater kids, and Hasidic Jews, and hipsters, and like... 376 00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:30,865 I've never met a Jew before. 377 00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:32,602 Well it's... you... 378 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,804 - No! Oh! No way! - You're Jewish? 379 00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:36,771 - Go ahead, touch me! - Oh, whoa! 380 00:19:36,773 --> 00:19:37,974 - Yeah. - Whoa! 381 00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:39,609 Holy crap, yeah! 382 00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:40,879 Yeah, yeah! 383 00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,763 Faster, Luke. Go, faster. 384 00:20:00,765 --> 00:20:02,664 Come on! Yes, we're beating you! 385 00:20:18,449 --> 00:20:19,882 It's like a whole new world here! 386 00:20:19,884 --> 00:20:22,517 And the paparazzi, like, they actually take photos 387 00:20:22,519 --> 00:20:25,821 - of people and stuff? - Oh, they're, like, real aggressive. 388 00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:40,635 Hey! Hey! 389 00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:12,567 What's goin' on over there? Who's that, huh? 390 00:21:12,569 --> 00:21:14,069 It goes down in the DM! 391 00:21:14,071 --> 00:21:16,471 What's going on with sexy green over here? 392 00:21:16,473 --> 00:21:17,972 You don't wanna know, man. 393 00:21:17,974 --> 00:21:19,874 Beau, seriously, you're in LA, come on. 394 00:21:19,876 --> 00:21:22,978 Hey, come on. We're friends now. 395 00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:26,414 Well, not really, you still have to pay me but, tell me, 396 00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,116 what's going on, what's the deal? 397 00:21:28,118 --> 00:21:29,818 He doesn't wanna talk about it. 398 00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:31,687 He doesn't wanna talk about it? Okay, you know what? 399 00:21:31,689 --> 00:21:33,456 I'm tired of seeing his face like this, 400 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,757 and we're gonna meet some girls, let's go! 401 00:21:34,759 --> 00:21:36,792 Yeah! 402 00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:45,968 Are you a beaver, cause dam! 403 00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:47,836 - Oh, my God, Jai. - Whoo! 404 00:21:49,006 --> 00:21:50,139 Hey, my brother's single, 405 00:21:50,141 --> 00:21:51,707 he just broke up with his girl! 406 00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:53,575 - I'm so sorry. - And he wants a beaver! 407 00:21:53,577 --> 00:21:56,746 Beau, next time we talk to a girl, get right up in there. 408 00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:58,447 You guys are supposed to come grab me. 409 00:21:58,449 --> 00:22:01,584 He needs to know, what it is to hug another lady! 410 00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:06,455 Hey, excuse me. My brother has never held hands with an American girl. 411 00:22:07,491 --> 00:22:08,990 At least hug him. 412 00:22:08,992 --> 00:22:11,459 See, there! He is very shy. 413 00:22:11,461 --> 00:22:14,430 - Thank you. - Don't you think he's cute? 414 00:22:14,432 --> 00:22:15,698 Oh, thank you. 415 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:17,400 Hey can we have your number though? 416 00:22:24,674 --> 00:22:27,543 Hello, can I have a moment of your time? 417 00:22:27,545 --> 00:22:29,812 Okay, now, my friend here, he just got dumped, 418 00:22:29,814 --> 00:22:33,047 and we heard that American girls... 419 00:22:33,049 --> 00:22:36,620 And he's heart broken. Would you date him, or would you consider... 420 00:22:37,954 --> 00:22:39,557 Oh, thank you so much! 421 00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:42,591 I love you hair! It's so nice. 422 00:22:42,593 --> 00:22:44,593 And he's still missing his peck on the cheek. 423 00:22:44,595 --> 00:22:45,861 A little peck! 424 00:22:45,863 --> 00:22:47,630 Come on, yeah! 425 00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:49,164 You gotta get over your girlfriend, Beau, come on. 426 00:22:50,701 --> 00:22:52,738 High five, high five. 427 00:22:55,705 --> 00:22:56,805 We'll be here all night. 428 00:23:06,717 --> 00:23:07,986 What's that guy doing? 429 00:23:09,019 --> 00:23:09,919 Hello? 430 00:23:11,489 --> 00:23:12,720 Bro, I think it's all right, man. 431 00:23:12,722 --> 00:23:14,824 You know, oh, that's another LA thing. 432 00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:17,125 People get road rage here, I don't, I center myself, 433 00:23:17,127 --> 00:23:20,696 I do yoga, breathing exer... but that guys like, hello! 434 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,632 - It's kind of... - Don't worry about it. 435 00:23:24,634 --> 00:23:26,469 No, it's fine, it's fine, I'm cool with it, 436 00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:28,237 but like hello, we gotta get somewhere, we gotta get... 437 00:23:28,239 --> 00:23:31,739 Move! Move! Move! You piece of shit! 438 00:23:31,741 --> 00:23:33,476 - Why aren't you moving! - Dude! 439 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,881 Are you being serious? 440 00:23:38,883 --> 00:23:40,583 Yeah, man. I'm trying to get him outta the way for you! 441 00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:42,785 That guy... That guy didn't even flip you off! 442 00:23:42,787 --> 00:23:45,854 - He stuck his thumb up to you! - Put your hands on the steering wheel! 443 00:23:45,856 --> 00:23:48,190 Whoa, we're gonna give you one star, man. That's uncool. 444 00:23:48,192 --> 00:23:49,859 Oh that was a thumb he was giving me? 445 00:23:49,861 --> 00:23:51,630 - Yeah, that was a thumb! - Yes! 446 00:23:51,962 --> 00:23:53,128 Oh! 447 00:24:02,138 --> 00:24:04,038 You guys are making a big mistake all right? 448 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,007 You're making a huge mistake! This is my house, all right! 449 00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:07,242 I grew up in this house! 450 00:24:07,244 --> 00:24:08,643 I have a deed to this house! 451 00:24:08,645 --> 00:24:10,045 My parents left me this house! 452 00:24:10,047 --> 00:24:12,547 Okay, can I just ask you a question please? 453 00:24:12,549 --> 00:24:15,918 Would Emilio Estevez be dragged off to jail for not paying property tax? 454 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,554 What about Johnny Depp, huh? No! They wouldn't! 455 00:24:18,556 --> 00:24:20,588 And I grew up with both those guys, okay? 456 00:24:20,590 --> 00:24:22,224 Why are you picking on me? 457 00:24:22,226 --> 00:24:24,226 Hey, fellas! How ya doin'? 458 00:24:24,228 --> 00:24:27,563 Guys, listen, I'm so glad you're here, 459 00:24:27,565 --> 00:24:29,097 I have a little bit of a situation. 460 00:24:29,099 --> 00:24:31,667 But I'm handling it, and it's gonna be fine. 461 00:24:31,669 --> 00:24:33,869 Okay, hey, would you just give me a minute! 462 00:24:35,605 --> 00:24:37,672 Okay, look, look, let me get in the car myself. 463 00:24:37,674 --> 00:24:40,776 Give me the dignity of getting in the car myself. 464 00:24:40,778 --> 00:24:43,211 Oh, my God, there's no... There's no place to put your... 465 00:24:43,213 --> 00:24:45,080 Can I just... I don't even know where to put my legs. 466 00:24:45,082 --> 00:24:47,682 Okay, would you please? You're making a big mistake. 467 00:24:47,684 --> 00:24:49,919 Don't worry about it, all right, we're good! 468 00:24:53,057 --> 00:24:55,658 What the hell just happened? 469 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:58,259 Whoa! Take a look at this place! 470 00:24:58,261 --> 00:25:00,728 Hey, is this house about to drop? 471 00:25:00,730 --> 00:25:02,730 I seriously think it's about to fall over. 472 00:25:02,732 --> 00:25:04,299 It needs a little paint job, don't you think? 473 00:25:04,301 --> 00:25:06,802 A little? 474 00:25:06,804 --> 00:25:09,671 Well, let's make ourselves at home. 475 00:25:09,673 --> 00:25:10,706 Shotty first room! 476 00:25:12,643 --> 00:25:14,645 Whoo! 477 00:26:00,891 --> 00:26:02,594 Hello? 478 00:26:03,693 --> 00:26:05,230 Anybody here? 479 00:26:15,839 --> 00:26:17,608 What the... 480 00:26:18,108 --> 00:26:19,944 What the hell? 481 00:26:21,244 --> 00:26:22,746 What is this? 482 00:26:50,708 --> 00:26:51,940 What are you doing?! 483 00:26:51,942 --> 00:26:53,374 What are you doing?! I live here! 484 00:26:53,376 --> 00:26:56,311 - I'm taking a piss! - I'm taking a shower! 485 00:27:00,050 --> 00:27:02,785 Guys, relax. 486 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,952 All we have to do is call Barry Black's assistant, 487 00:27:04,954 --> 00:27:06,755 and tell her we need a place to stay. 488 00:27:06,757 --> 00:27:08,157 She's not picking up, like, 489 00:27:08,159 --> 00:27:09,691 we gotta get outta here, guys! 490 00:27:09,693 --> 00:27:11,325 - We gotta get out! - Daniel! 491 00:27:11,327 --> 00:27:13,461 Calm down, bro, it's almost midnight. 492 00:27:13,463 --> 00:27:15,264 Of course she's not gonna pick up. 493 00:27:15,266 --> 00:27:17,099 What the hell did you see upstairs anyway? 494 00:27:17,101 --> 00:27:20,939 Just don't go up there. This place has bad vibes. 495 00:27:27,711 --> 00:27:30,211 You guys are really cool. 496 00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:35,750 Real, and raw, not fake and phony, like those other YouTubers. 497 00:27:35,752 --> 00:27:38,152 I've seen all your videos, I love it! 498 00:27:38,154 --> 00:27:40,724 This one's my favorite one. 499 00:27:42,492 --> 00:27:44,826 Oh, yeah, that was pretty intense! 500 00:27:44,828 --> 00:27:48,363 Yeah, that one hurt, dude. So, what's your favorite part? 501 00:27:48,365 --> 00:27:50,833 I didn't see it. 502 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:53,869 Okay, so you are friends with Cody? 503 00:27:53,871 --> 00:27:58,907 Oh, yeah. I know Cody, I met him years ago at a casting office, 504 00:27:58,909 --> 00:28:01,346 it was for a movie called Barely Legal. 505 00:28:03,446 --> 00:28:05,380 So, he told me to stay here, fix up the house, 506 00:28:05,382 --> 00:28:07,048 that's what I've been doing. 507 00:28:07,050 --> 00:28:09,151 So what's your name, man? 508 00:28:09,153 --> 00:28:11,186 What's my name? 509 00:28:11,188 --> 00:28:13,221 Chuck. 510 00:28:13,223 --> 00:28:16,290 My nickname is Shit Outta Luck Chuck, 511 00:28:16,292 --> 00:28:18,326 because everything I touch turns to shit. 512 00:28:20,364 --> 00:28:22,831 Why are you laughing? 513 00:28:22,833 --> 00:28:24,533 Chuck, I'm sure it's not as bad as it seems. 514 00:28:24,535 --> 00:28:28,303 There's people who have it so much more worse. 515 00:28:28,305 --> 00:28:30,805 Hey, man! You shouldn't FaceSwap before you go to sleep! 516 00:28:30,807 --> 00:28:33,808 You'll get nightmares, everybody knows that! 517 00:28:33,810 --> 00:28:37,014 Not to mention you idiots already have the same face. 518 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:41,853 - Goodnight, Chuck. - Goodnight, Chuck. 519 00:28:48,325 --> 00:28:50,057 What's your name again? 520 00:28:50,059 --> 00:28:52,463 Ah! Stop! 521 00:28:57,999 --> 00:29:00,334 Oh, hey, good morning, guys! How'd you sleep? 522 00:29:00,336 --> 00:29:03,271 Man, I slept like shit! 523 00:29:03,273 --> 00:29:06,975 I swear, there was, like, this bug biting me, like, all night! 524 00:29:12,148 --> 00:29:14,284 - What? - Oh, nothing, you're good. 525 00:29:15,553 --> 00:29:17,084 Guys, Holly's not answering. 526 00:29:17,086 --> 00:29:18,586 I just wanna get outta this house! 527 00:29:18,588 --> 00:29:20,421 Holly doesn't care for us, bro. 528 00:29:20,423 --> 00:29:23,225 Well, what are we supposed to do? The party's in two days! 529 00:29:23,227 --> 00:29:25,928 Why don't we just go right to Barry's house, and talk to him there? 530 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,462 How hard could it be to go to Barry Black's house? 531 00:29:28,464 --> 00:29:31,400 Are you being serious, like, you want us to, like, hop like kangaroos to his house? 532 00:29:31,402 --> 00:29:32,467 How hard could it be? 533 00:29:32,469 --> 00:29:33,969 Seriously? Knock on the door. 534 00:29:33,971 --> 00:29:36,103 - Hey, Barry! - Very attractive kids. 535 00:29:36,105 --> 00:29:38,507 - We're the Australians! - Hey! 536 00:29:38,509 --> 00:29:40,875 How are we supposed to go to Barry Black's house? 537 00:29:40,877 --> 00:29:43,411 Why don't you guys try one of those celebrity tours? 538 00:29:43,413 --> 00:29:45,847 They might be able to find where Barry lives. 539 00:29:45,849 --> 00:29:48,449 Duh! How simple is that? 540 00:29:48,451 --> 00:29:49,887 Chuck, smart man. 541 00:29:57,394 --> 00:30:00,228 Who's heard of Sunset Boulevard? 542 00:30:00,230 --> 00:30:02,564 Sunset Boulevard... 543 00:30:02,566 --> 00:30:06,401 Sunset Boulevard is known for its many eateries, 544 00:30:06,403 --> 00:30:10,305 a lot of its nightclubs, but what I know it best as, 545 00:30:10,307 --> 00:30:16,277 is the location where Hugh Grant picked up Divine Brown, a two-bit whore. 546 00:30:16,279 --> 00:30:18,145 Show of hands of someone 547 00:30:18,147 --> 00:30:21,283 who's probably been in the same situation, 548 00:30:21,285 --> 00:30:24,652 but luckily did not get caught. 549 00:30:24,654 --> 00:30:27,256 Yeah, there's a couple of you, understandable. 550 00:30:27,258 --> 00:30:30,659 Excuse me gentlemen, you have to sit down. 551 00:30:30,661 --> 00:30:34,563 - Where does Barry Black live! - Everyone remain calm! Remain calm! 552 00:30:34,565 --> 00:30:36,899 Can I get a choo-choo! 553 00:30:36,901 --> 00:30:38,400 Choo-choo! 554 00:30:38,402 --> 00:30:41,003 Can I get an address to Barry Black's place? 555 00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:42,403 Are they part of this, bro? 556 00:30:42,405 --> 00:30:43,505 Does anyone know where 557 00:30:43,507 --> 00:30:45,407 Barry Black lives by any chance? 558 00:30:45,409 --> 00:30:47,409 Hey, hey! We're trying to do a freakin' tour here! 559 00:30:47,411 --> 00:30:49,478 You are not allowed to have that microphone! 560 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,046 - You are not an authorized tour guide! - Y'all can't do this! 561 00:30:52,048 --> 00:30:53,649 What are y'all in a boy band, or some shit? 562 00:30:53,651 --> 00:30:54,949 No, we're not a boy band, 563 00:30:54,951 --> 00:30:56,517 we're just really attractive. 564 00:30:56,519 --> 00:31:00,421 This isn't a joke, we need Barry Black's address. 565 00:31:00,423 --> 00:31:03,025 Y'all can't do this shit, we doin' a tour man! 566 00:31:07,431 --> 00:31:09,597 Barry, African American, 567 00:31:09,599 --> 00:31:12,066 he did not mean anything by the Black... 568 00:31:19,242 --> 00:31:22,443 This has got to stop! Not on my bus! 569 00:31:22,445 --> 00:31:23,946 Not on my bus! 570 00:31:23,948 --> 00:31:25,613 We just need to find Barry Black! 571 00:31:25,615 --> 00:31:28,049 I know where he is! All right. 572 00:31:28,051 --> 00:31:30,052 4573 Maple. 573 00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:31,620 - What?! - Why didn't you say something? 574 00:31:31,622 --> 00:31:33,055 4573 Maple. 575 00:31:34,657 --> 00:31:38,125 Thank guys! Sorry about that, sorry about that. 576 00:31:38,127 --> 00:31:41,265 Our next stop will most likely be a bar. 577 00:31:47,037 --> 00:31:48,636 Barry, we made it, man! 578 00:31:48,638 --> 00:31:52,007 Oy, Barry! What's up? 579 00:31:52,009 --> 00:31:54,378 We came all the way from Australia for you, man! 580 00:31:55,112 --> 00:31:56,581 Open up! 581 00:31:57,314 --> 00:31:59,448 - Barry! - Barry! 582 00:31:59,450 --> 00:32:01,482 Barry! 583 00:32:01,484 --> 00:32:02,985 Why are you throwing rocks? 584 00:32:04,488 --> 00:32:06,321 Guys, I got an idea. 585 00:32:06,323 --> 00:32:08,023 Why don't we just jump the fence? 586 00:32:08,025 --> 00:32:10,624 - You jump the fence. - Okay, help me up. 587 00:32:10,626 --> 00:32:13,061 Oh, God, my hands up there. 588 00:32:13,063 --> 00:32:14,629 Ah, you're stretching me! 589 00:32:16,133 --> 00:32:17,501 Get up there, man! 590 00:32:18,234 --> 00:32:20,035 Goddammit! 591 00:32:20,037 --> 00:32:21,503 Guys, it's not Barry Black. 592 00:32:21,505 --> 00:32:24,006 Y'all think the Barry's want to play? Huh? 593 00:32:25,742 --> 00:32:28,410 If you ball sacs are with the real estate company, 594 00:32:28,412 --> 00:32:29,678 tell them I'm not selling! 595 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,680 Yeah, you can sell these! 596 00:32:39,655 --> 00:32:43,091 That was the biggest guy I've ever seen, he was holding a golf club! 597 00:32:43,093 --> 00:32:45,794 But they were the tightest shorts I've ever seen. 598 00:32:45,796 --> 00:32:47,696 He looked like a wrestler, or something. 599 00:32:47,698 --> 00:32:50,431 Boys, why don't we go straight to Holly's office? 600 00:32:50,433 --> 00:32:52,100 She sent me her address. 601 00:32:52,102 --> 00:32:55,069 Hey, it's in this city called "downtown?" 602 00:32:55,071 --> 00:32:56,705 - Downtown? - Yeah, downtown. 603 00:32:56,707 --> 00:32:58,239 All right, bro. Call her number. 604 00:32:58,241 --> 00:33:00,776 Hey, before man, we're broke. 605 00:33:00,778 --> 00:33:02,744 Look at the chimpanzee! 606 00:33:02,746 --> 00:33:05,046 Guys! Uber's here. 607 00:33:05,048 --> 00:33:07,615 I got front! 608 00:33:07,617 --> 00:33:10,387 - Why do you always get front? - Because I do! 609 00:33:12,522 --> 00:33:14,655 Um, do you think you guys will fit? 610 00:33:34,211 --> 00:33:36,812 Hi! It might be a little tight. 611 00:33:36,814 --> 00:33:40,782 Oh, are we... am I scooching... okay. 612 00:33:40,784 --> 00:33:42,616 Yeah, sure. 613 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,087 Have you got enough room back there? 614 00:33:46,089 --> 00:33:47,421 Um, it's like a little tight, 615 00:33:47,423 --> 00:33:50,092 but I think it's fine. 616 00:33:50,094 --> 00:33:54,228 - I'm sorry. - It's great to meet you all. 617 00:33:54,230 --> 00:33:57,332 I'm... I'm Beau... by the way. 618 00:33:57,334 --> 00:34:00,071 Hi. I'm Casey. 619 00:34:11,514 --> 00:34:15,485 This is, uh... definitely awkward. 620 00:34:17,353 --> 00:34:19,222 Yeah. 621 00:34:19,856 --> 00:34:22,389 So, where you headed? 622 00:34:22,391 --> 00:34:25,260 Um... I'm going to work. 623 00:34:25,262 --> 00:34:27,195 You guys? 624 00:34:27,197 --> 00:34:29,798 We're going to go see Barry Black. 625 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,666 He owns Black Records, Black Entertainment, Black Airlines. 626 00:34:32,668 --> 00:34:35,670 It's his daughter's sweet 16, so we're playing a gig. 627 00:34:35,672 --> 00:34:38,539 Got it, like one of those, like, One Direction, 628 00:34:38,541 --> 00:34:40,809 - sort of like, boy bands, with like the hair. - Oh, no. 629 00:34:40,811 --> 00:34:43,512 - Definitely not. - Not... Not that. 630 00:34:43,514 --> 00:34:48,583 But, I'm sorry, it's just like the skinny jeans, and the... 631 00:34:48,585 --> 00:34:51,219 We actually do pranks and that type of thing. 632 00:34:51,221 --> 00:34:53,521 Oh! That's cool. 633 00:34:53,523 --> 00:34:57,559 You do pranks for, like... for a living? 634 00:34:57,561 --> 00:35:00,262 Yeah, well, yeah, I guess you can call it a job. 635 00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:02,164 We've been doing pranks for about four years, 636 00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:03,798 and we haven't looked back since. 637 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,867 That's not true, you quit the group a couple of days ago. 638 00:35:05,869 --> 00:35:08,369 Shh! 639 00:35:08,371 --> 00:35:11,606 So what was the last crazy prank that you guys did? 640 00:35:11,608 --> 00:35:16,378 Well, we actually got this huge jellyfish, and I put it on my face. 641 00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:19,213 And then we all had to pee on him, and the internet called it, 642 00:35:19,215 --> 00:35:21,451 "The Shower from Down Under." 643 00:35:23,253 --> 00:35:24,619 Ow! 644 00:35:24,621 --> 00:35:26,688 Oh, my God! 645 00:35:26,690 --> 00:35:29,860 That is where I recognize you from. 646 00:35:33,764 --> 00:35:38,266 That video was so funny! 647 00:35:38,268 --> 00:35:41,235 - I sent it to all of my friends. - Are you being serious? 648 00:35:41,237 --> 00:35:43,338 Yeah, no, I thought it was hilarious. 649 00:35:43,340 --> 00:35:46,273 I mean, it was gross, it made me, like, laugh and cringe, 650 00:35:46,275 --> 00:35:47,708 all at the same time. 651 00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:51,412 It's a very unique talent you guys have. 652 00:35:51,414 --> 00:35:53,248 If you get close enough to Beau's face, 653 00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:55,217 you can smell the piss. 654 00:35:56,586 --> 00:35:58,954 Mmm. He actually smells pretty good. 655 00:35:58,956 --> 00:36:01,722 Much better than you. 656 00:36:01,724 --> 00:36:04,858 Actually this is my stop right here. A little bit, ready? 657 00:36:04,860 --> 00:36:05,927 Oh! Oh. 658 00:36:05,929 --> 00:36:07,498 Sorry, sorry about that. 659 00:36:18,675 --> 00:36:19,574 Hello! 660 00:36:19,576 --> 00:36:20,874 - Hi. - Hi. 661 00:36:20,876 --> 00:36:22,443 I was just thinking, you should totally 662 00:36:22,445 --> 00:36:23,577 come to this party. 663 00:36:23,579 --> 00:36:25,447 - Seriously? - Yes. 664 00:36:25,449 --> 00:36:28,782 Be a part of scarring some poor 16-year-old for life. 665 00:36:28,784 --> 00:36:30,721 Hmm, it's tempting. 666 00:36:32,255 --> 00:36:34,588 - Um. - I mean, you pretty much 667 00:36:34,590 --> 00:36:36,423 were on top of me the whole time. 668 00:36:36,425 --> 00:36:37,825 Oh, my God. 669 00:36:37,827 --> 00:36:40,797 Um, well, I guess that's true. 670 00:36:41,931 --> 00:36:43,731 Okay, I'll tell you what, 671 00:36:43,733 --> 00:36:46,601 if I can bring a friend, I might stop by. 672 00:36:46,603 --> 00:36:50,472 - Bring all of them! - Got it. 673 00:36:50,474 --> 00:36:54,412 So, do you think maybe I could give you my number? 674 00:36:54,777 --> 00:36:56,446 Sure. 675 00:37:05,688 --> 00:37:07,424 Now I have yours. 676 00:37:07,958 --> 00:37:09,226 Clever. 677 00:37:10,460 --> 00:37:14,561 - I guess... you'll... - I'll text you. 678 00:37:14,563 --> 00:37:17,699 Okay. Bye, Beau. 679 00:37:17,701 --> 00:37:19,633 - Text me. - I will! 680 00:37:19,635 --> 00:37:20,670 He's back! 681 00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:31,748 Excuse me? We're looking for Holly? 682 00:37:33,684 --> 00:37:34,986 Holly? 683 00:37:46,963 --> 00:37:48,666 Hello? 684 00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:55,539 I'm hungry. 685 00:37:56,639 --> 00:37:58,673 Yeah, me too. 686 00:37:58,675 --> 00:38:01,445 Should we go to the... kitchen? 687 00:38:12,422 --> 00:38:15,824 This is my favorite thing, check it out! 688 00:38:15,826 --> 00:38:17,691 Look how big these freaking... are! 689 00:38:17,693 --> 00:38:19,094 You can't find them this big in Melbourne. 690 00:38:19,096 --> 00:38:20,662 Oh, my God! 691 00:38:20,664 --> 00:38:22,630 They've got wrapped candy! 692 00:38:22,632 --> 00:38:24,632 In a jar! 693 00:38:24,634 --> 00:38:27,735 Think Upper East Side gallery opening. 694 00:38:27,737 --> 00:38:30,771 Yes! Make it work. 695 00:38:33,376 --> 00:38:34,976 Is this where you guys keep your snacks? 696 00:38:34,978 --> 00:38:37,811 - On the floor? - Holly, right? 697 00:38:37,813 --> 00:38:41,715 Yeah, and you guys are The Janos... Jano... 698 00:38:41,717 --> 00:38:43,550 Janoskins... Janoskeens. 699 00:38:43,552 --> 00:38:46,086 - Janoskians. - Don't "Jano" who we are? 700 00:38:46,088 --> 00:38:48,555 - Get it? Ja know? - Yes, that's cute. 701 00:38:48,557 --> 00:38:50,492 Holly, why have you been ignoring my calls? 702 00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:53,161 I haven't been ignoring you, I got all ten of you voicemails, 703 00:38:53,163 --> 00:38:56,130 and your 50 text messages, but I've been a little bit busy planning this party. 704 00:38:56,132 --> 00:38:58,833 I'm sure, I mean, it's Barry Black! 705 00:38:58,835 --> 00:39:01,403 Hey, we just wanted to run a few ideas by you. 706 00:39:01,405 --> 00:39:02,704 Okay, I'm gonna stop you there. 707 00:39:02,706 --> 00:39:04,539 I'm gonna shoot straight with you guys. 708 00:39:04,541 --> 00:39:06,775 Barry tends to be a little bit impulsive, 709 00:39:06,777 --> 00:39:10,512 and make rash decisions. And it's my job to reign it in. 710 00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:12,112 So, we probably should've called you guys 711 00:39:12,114 --> 00:39:17,519 before you boarded the plane, but your performance, 712 00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:19,920 your act, whatever it is that you guys do, 713 00:39:19,922 --> 00:39:21,891 has been pulled from the party... 714 00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:23,994 unfortunately... 715 00:39:25,161 --> 00:39:26,927 for you. 716 00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:29,164 Pulled from the party, what do you mean? 717 00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:30,764 We spoke to Barry Black last week. 718 00:39:30,766 --> 00:39:33,568 Oh, I get it. Guys, come on. 719 00:39:33,570 --> 00:39:36,137 Prank the pranksters, right? 720 00:39:36,139 --> 00:39:38,740 - Where's the cameras? - We're on Punk'd! Ashton! 721 00:39:38,742 --> 00:39:40,742 - Come on. We got you, man. - Where is he, where is he? 722 00:39:40,744 --> 00:39:45,479 Listen! This party is going to be perfect, but she is 15 years old, 723 00:39:45,481 --> 00:39:47,715 You know, I was a fan of all sorts of things when I was 15, 724 00:39:47,717 --> 00:39:50,050 like, direct sunlight. 725 00:39:50,052 --> 00:39:52,019 We came all this way. 726 00:39:52,021 --> 00:39:54,456 Can't we at least appear as guests? 727 00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:56,124 Look, listen! 728 00:39:56,126 --> 00:39:59,594 This party has... it has simply classed up. 729 00:39:59,596 --> 00:40:02,996 Classed up? I mean, she's 15, how would a...? 730 00:40:02,998 --> 00:40:05,599 Okay, so we will be sending you guys back Premium Economy. 731 00:40:05,601 --> 00:40:07,601 I'll make sure of it, and you know what? 732 00:40:07,603 --> 00:40:09,570 Here is a little something for your troubles. 733 00:40:09,572 --> 00:40:13,974 The Black family thanks you for your cooperation. 734 00:40:13,976 --> 00:40:18,479 Wow. You're really gonna pay us to not go to a party? 735 00:40:18,481 --> 00:40:21,115 Think of it this way, you guys got paid to do nothing! 736 00:40:21,117 --> 00:40:23,650 That's not so bad, right? All right, well go have fun! 737 00:40:23,652 --> 00:40:25,552 You know what, take that, go to a Dodger game, 738 00:40:25,554 --> 00:40:27,188 see Disneyland. I've gotta get going, 739 00:40:27,190 --> 00:40:28,789 so, take care of yourselves. 740 00:40:28,791 --> 00:40:31,761 Mm-hmm. Thank you. 741 00:40:33,829 --> 00:40:35,996 Man, seriously, what is with that woman? 742 00:40:35,998 --> 00:40:39,133 I swear to God, she's got something stuck up her ass. 743 00:40:39,135 --> 00:40:40,901 It's so deep, she tries to get it out, 744 00:40:40,903 --> 00:40:42,237 but she just can't get it. 745 00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:44,137 That's why she's so pissed off all the time. 746 00:40:44,139 --> 00:40:48,545 How can she do that? We came all the way from Australia. 747 00:40:49,112 --> 00:40:51,144 Boys... 748 00:40:51,146 --> 00:40:53,514 People just don't get us. 749 00:40:53,516 --> 00:40:55,682 People treat us like shit! 750 00:40:55,684 --> 00:40:57,719 Sophia, Holly... 751 00:40:57,721 --> 00:41:01,192 Maybe we're just average. 752 00:41:04,561 --> 00:41:06,163 Well, at least we're going home. 753 00:41:09,065 --> 00:41:13,735 You guys... Barry Black is at MCM right now. 754 00:41:13,737 --> 00:41:17,271 - Man Crush Mondays? - No! Media Creative Management! 755 00:41:17,273 --> 00:41:20,742 I cannot believe what I'm hearing right now. 756 00:41:20,744 --> 00:41:23,043 Average? We are not average! 757 00:41:23,045 --> 00:41:26,146 You guys are warriors! Beasts! 758 00:41:26,148 --> 00:41:28,282 Creative people, okay! 759 00:41:28,284 --> 00:41:30,584 Wake up! Beau! 760 00:41:30,586 --> 00:41:33,921 You are like a sleeping dragon. Awaken the dragon, okay? 761 00:41:33,923 --> 00:41:36,190 And you... wake up! 762 00:41:36,192 --> 00:41:38,626 Now, I want you guys to repeat after me. 763 00:41:38,628 --> 00:41:41,128 We are not average! 764 00:41:41,130 --> 00:41:42,162 We are not average. 765 00:41:42,164 --> 00:41:44,865 No! We are not average! 766 00:41:44,867 --> 00:41:46,733 We are not average! 767 00:41:46,735 --> 00:41:49,103 Stand up! We are not average! 768 00:41:49,105 --> 00:41:51,606 - We are not average! - Come in! We are not average! 769 00:41:51,608 --> 00:41:54,641 - We are not average! - We are not average! 770 00:41:54,643 --> 00:41:57,144 - We are not average! - We are not average! 771 00:41:57,146 --> 00:41:58,882 We are not average! 772 00:42:01,717 --> 00:42:03,617 Hey, how're you doing? 773 00:42:03,619 --> 00:42:07,054 Um, sorry, you have really beautiful eyes. 774 00:42:07,056 --> 00:42:09,726 Really. Do you have a boyfriend by any chance? 775 00:42:13,195 --> 00:42:15,862 I'm actually looking for Barry Black? 776 00:42:15,864 --> 00:42:17,932 Hello, how are you? 777 00:42:17,934 --> 00:42:21,272 I've gotta see Barry Black. I've got a piñata for him. 778 00:42:23,139 --> 00:42:25,072 Do you judge people with piñatas always? 779 00:42:25,074 --> 00:42:26,175 Is that what it is? 780 00:42:27,309 --> 00:42:29,913 Flowers for Mr. Barry Black? 781 00:42:33,148 --> 00:42:36,987 We got balloons for Mr. Barry Black? 782 00:42:38,655 --> 00:42:41,722 Barry Black? Extension 303? 783 00:42:45,295 --> 00:42:47,063 Enjoy the flowers. 784 00:42:54,003 --> 00:42:57,005 He knows me, he knows me! 785 00:42:57,007 --> 00:42:58,706 I'm just doing my job! 786 00:43:00,309 --> 00:43:03,279 Get off me, get off me! Get off me! 787 00:43:08,083 --> 00:43:10,952 Delivery for Barry Black, please? 788 00:43:10,954 --> 00:43:13,287 - For Barry Black. - For... okay 789 00:43:13,289 --> 00:43:15,225 - Barry Black. - Barry Black. 790 00:43:26,001 --> 00:43:29,170 What we do at this company, Tim and I, we build brands. 791 00:43:29,172 --> 00:43:30,938 - Okay. - We build careers. 792 00:43:30,940 --> 00:43:33,074 Can you do, like, collaborations, 793 00:43:33,076 --> 00:43:35,008 cause I really wanna do one with The Rock, 794 00:43:35,010 --> 00:43:37,778 and I feel like he's interested in social media, 795 00:43:37,780 --> 00:43:39,179 so that would be really cool. 796 00:43:39,181 --> 00:43:41,148 To me... to me, and follow me on this, 797 00:43:41,150 --> 00:43:42,883 I love what you do. 798 00:43:42,885 --> 00:43:45,720 It's a hobby that is very exciting. 799 00:43:45,722 --> 00:43:47,287 I wanna put you in the movies. 800 00:43:47,289 --> 00:43:51,458 Ooh! What's in the box?! 801 00:43:51,460 --> 00:43:53,760 - That's cool. - What is this? 802 00:43:53,762 --> 00:43:56,130 The delivery guy said it was urgent. 803 00:43:56,132 --> 00:43:58,900 - Who are you? - I work for you. 804 00:43:58,902 --> 00:44:02,170 Why is there a big box in my office? 805 00:44:07,177 --> 00:44:10,344 No way! Rose Farmhouse! 806 00:44:10,346 --> 00:44:13,081 - You're so beautiful! - Who are you, and why... 807 00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:16,784 - What are you doing here? - I don't know, just meeting a manager. 808 00:44:16,786 --> 00:44:19,052 Wow! We're, like, huge fans of yours! 809 00:44:19,054 --> 00:44:22,490 Gentlemen, who are you, and why did you just fall out of a big box? 810 00:44:22,492 --> 00:44:25,492 Hey, man, we're the Janoskians, we do YouTube videos, and that type of thing. 811 00:44:25,494 --> 00:44:29,863 I'm so sorry, can we look up who The Janoskians are? I have no idea who you are. 812 00:44:29,865 --> 00:44:31,798 I'm really sorry for interrupting your meeting, 813 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,800 but we're actually looking for Barry Black. 814 00:44:33,802 --> 00:44:35,903 Have you guys seen him? It's really important. 815 00:44:35,905 --> 00:44:38,039 What? Barry Black left here hours ago. 816 00:44:38,041 --> 00:44:40,508 Hey, Craig! I need security instantly! 817 00:44:40,510 --> 00:44:42,943 Rose, I've seen all your stuff, I love it! 818 00:44:42,945 --> 00:44:46,880 - Thank you! - Hey, Craig! I need you in here, now! 819 00:44:46,882 --> 00:44:49,349 We have a few gentlemen that just popped out of a box! 820 00:44:49,351 --> 00:44:51,985 Do you think maybe we can do, like, a collaboration or something? 821 00:44:51,987 --> 00:44:54,454 I would love too, yeah! That would help grow my... finally! 822 00:44:54,456 --> 00:44:56,793 - They're perfect! - No way! 823 00:45:01,063 --> 00:45:03,766 - Awesome, can I get your number, or...? - Yeah! 824 00:45:07,402 --> 00:45:09,137 - So... - Cool, yeah, I'll follow you. 825 00:45:09,139 --> 00:45:12,340 - So, you're finding management? - Yeah. Wait, no, no! 826 00:45:12,342 --> 00:45:14,008 I can handle myself! 827 00:45:14,010 --> 00:45:15,309 It was nice meeting you! 828 00:45:15,311 --> 00:45:17,144 Aw, so cool! 829 00:45:17,146 --> 00:45:20,083 Can you get me in a movie with them? 830 00:45:22,952 --> 00:45:26,186 Seriously? I thought that only happened at night clubs! 831 00:45:26,188 --> 00:45:28,421 - What is this? - Wanker! 832 00:45:28,423 --> 00:45:30,258 Now what? 833 00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:34,061 Guys, I don't think we wasted our time with that one. 834 00:45:34,063 --> 00:45:35,896 We know where Barry Black lives! 835 00:45:35,898 --> 00:45:38,935 He can't keep us out now! 836 00:45:51,347 --> 00:45:53,417 Check out Alison's photos. 837 00:45:55,418 --> 00:45:57,284 Aw! 838 00:45:57,286 --> 00:45:59,887 She looks super sad. 839 00:45:59,889 --> 00:46:02,255 Money just doesn't buy happiness, Luke. 840 00:46:02,257 --> 00:46:05,927 Speak for yourself! If I had that kinda money, I would throw the sickest party! 841 00:46:07,931 --> 00:46:10,000 You guys thinking what I'm thinking? 842 00:46:12,168 --> 00:46:13,867 Let's throw a party. 843 00:46:13,869 --> 00:46:16,137 We gotta take this party back from Holly! 844 00:46:16,139 --> 00:46:19,440 We're gonna give Alison the best party ever! 845 00:46:21,510 --> 00:46:23,276 We'll take this party over! 846 00:46:28,585 --> 00:46:31,385 Check it out, check it out, check it out! 847 00:46:38,961 --> 00:46:42,295 Guys, we have 24 hours until we take over this party. 848 00:46:42,297 --> 00:46:44,865 If we can pull this off, we're gonna be legends. 849 00:46:44,867 --> 00:46:47,001 How the hell are we gonna get in? 850 00:46:47,003 --> 00:46:49,871 There should be valet, so, I'll figure it out. 851 00:46:49,873 --> 00:46:51,905 I just gotta figure out how to get Casey in. 852 00:46:51,907 --> 00:46:53,941 I've got a backup entrance, it's right here. 853 00:46:53,943 --> 00:46:56,644 You come through there, these are our positions. 854 00:46:56,646 --> 00:46:59,447 This is a no-go zone, this is a no-go zone, 855 00:46:59,449 --> 00:47:03,016 this is a no-go zone. You see Holly, run! 856 00:47:03,018 --> 00:47:04,651 What are we gonna do once we're inside? 857 00:47:04,653 --> 00:47:06,621 We need to make this party fun. 858 00:47:06,623 --> 00:47:09,023 - What are we gonna do? - We're gonna go big! 859 00:47:09,025 --> 00:47:13,594 - We gotta do something huge! - I wonder how much is on this. 860 00:47:13,596 --> 00:47:16,097 There's only one way to find out. 861 00:47:16,099 --> 00:47:18,666 - Give that to me. - Yeah, Chucky, come on! 862 00:47:18,668 --> 00:47:21,471 - Give us something good, baby! - Come on, come on! 863 00:47:23,273 --> 00:47:27,641 - So? - $30,000! 864 00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:38,952 What are you doing 865 00:47:38,954 --> 00:47:40,655 with all those invitations? 866 00:47:40,657 --> 00:47:42,923 It's not a real party unless everyone can come. 867 00:47:42,925 --> 00:47:45,258 We do this right, we're gonna have the best night ever! 868 00:47:45,260 --> 00:47:47,028 Party time! 869 00:47:56,940 --> 00:47:58,342 What's up, man? 870 00:48:23,333 --> 00:48:24,597 Another box. 871 00:48:24,599 --> 00:48:25,700 And another one! 872 00:48:25,702 --> 00:48:26,700 The last one! 873 00:48:28,070 --> 00:48:29,637 See that one right there? 874 00:48:29,639 --> 00:48:31,171 - This one? - Yeah. 875 00:48:31,173 --> 00:48:32,974 It's for me and Casey. 876 00:48:32,976 --> 00:48:35,409 I'm taking her out on a date. 877 00:48:35,411 --> 00:48:37,077 Nice. 878 00:48:37,079 --> 00:48:40,014 - Take it. - Take it. 879 00:48:40,016 --> 00:48:43,284 - All right, let's go! - Barry's gonna freak out! 880 00:48:48,157 --> 00:48:50,458 Kinda looks like Sophia, eh Beau? 881 00:48:50,460 --> 00:48:51,662 Beau? 882 00:48:58,601 --> 00:49:01,038 - Hi! - Hey! 883 00:49:02,271 --> 00:49:04,204 I didn't think you'd actually come. 884 00:49:04,206 --> 00:49:05,639 I know, I went to the wrong pier, but, 885 00:49:05,641 --> 00:49:08,141 I'm here to... fish with you! 886 00:49:08,143 --> 00:49:12,345 Although I have to say, I'm kinda surprised that you wanted to go fishing 887 00:49:12,347 --> 00:49:15,316 given the whole, you know, jellyfish situation. 888 00:49:15,318 --> 00:49:18,485 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Cause you know, if this goes bad, 889 00:49:18,487 --> 00:49:20,487 I'm not gonna pee on you. 890 00:49:20,489 --> 00:49:24,291 - Really? - I just... I don't think we're there yet. 891 00:49:24,293 --> 00:49:26,659 Wow! I'm glad I got to know you early! 892 00:49:28,231 --> 00:49:30,164 Okay, wait, am I doing this right? 893 00:49:30,166 --> 00:49:32,499 So, if you feel a little bit of tightening, you do this. 894 00:49:32,501 --> 00:49:35,802 Just, um... 895 00:49:35,804 --> 00:49:37,338 - Okay. - And as hard as you can, 896 00:49:37,340 --> 00:49:38,805 you just gotta wind it up. 897 00:49:38,807 --> 00:49:41,041 Okay, so just, move it that way? 898 00:49:41,043 --> 00:49:43,177 I think so, I think that's it. 899 00:49:43,179 --> 00:49:45,278 Ah! Okay! 900 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,748 - I think we should make things interesting. - How? 901 00:49:47,750 --> 00:49:53,420 I think if you catch a fish, then I will eat it raw. 902 00:49:53,422 --> 00:49:56,791 - Oh... - And if I catch a fish, you should eat it raw. 903 00:49:56,793 --> 00:49:58,659 - You're challenging me! - I am. 904 00:49:58,661 --> 00:50:00,728 - Well! - What, are you afraid mister prankster? 905 00:50:00,730 --> 00:50:03,496 No, I never said I was afraid, I love a good challenge! 906 00:50:03,498 --> 00:50:05,699 I didn't know you were into challenges, let's do it. 907 00:50:05,701 --> 00:50:07,003 Deal! 908 00:50:08,771 --> 00:50:12,238 - I feel like there's a little, it's pulling or something. - Oh, hold on. 909 00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:14,075 - Yeah, you got something! - I did? 910 00:50:14,077 --> 00:50:15,842 - Yup! Uh-huh. - Oh, my God. 911 00:50:15,844 --> 00:50:18,579 - We got one! - Okay, really? 912 00:50:18,581 --> 00:50:20,514 Yeah, yeah. We got one! 913 00:50:20,516 --> 00:50:22,615 - Is it big? - Is it big? 914 00:50:26,355 --> 00:50:27,724 Yeah. 915 00:50:29,492 --> 00:50:31,492 Beau, you have to eat it raw. 916 00:50:31,494 --> 00:50:33,630 Oh my God, I can't! 917 00:50:34,630 --> 00:50:36,296 He won't, he's not gonna do it. 918 00:50:36,298 --> 00:50:38,398 Oh my God, he did it! 919 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,436 Wow. 920 00:50:49,778 --> 00:50:51,612 I had so much fun today. 921 00:50:51,614 --> 00:50:55,349 It was definitely a different experience for a first date. 922 00:50:55,351 --> 00:50:58,385 Going fishing and all, but, it was really fun. 923 00:50:58,387 --> 00:51:02,289 Definitely the most, craziest date, I've ever been on. 924 00:51:02,291 --> 00:51:05,391 - Yeah, well.... - That was definitely memorable. 925 00:51:05,393 --> 00:51:09,630 You know, if you ever wanna eat sushi with me, 926 00:51:09,632 --> 00:51:12,800 not at the pier, I know a lot of great places. 927 00:51:12,802 --> 00:51:18,474 If, you know, you decide to stay in LA, or whatever. 928 00:51:19,675 --> 00:51:21,374 Maybe. 929 00:51:21,376 --> 00:51:23,112 Hmm. 930 00:51:31,721 --> 00:51:35,488 Um... so, tomorrow night, I'll see you at the party, yeah? 931 00:51:35,490 --> 00:51:38,358 I think the party's gonna be a bust, 932 00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:41,327 - we're probably just gonna head home. - What? I mean, come on, 933 00:51:41,329 --> 00:51:43,496 it can't be a bust, it's like a Barry Black party, 934 00:51:43,498 --> 00:51:46,402 - people die to get into that! - Yeah. 935 00:51:49,204 --> 00:51:53,706 Unless... unless you don't want me to come anymore, 936 00:51:53,708 --> 00:51:57,478 - which is totally okay, it's not a big deal. - No, no. 937 00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:59,847 - I really do want you to come. - Are you sure? 938 00:51:59,849 --> 00:52:02,182 - Yeah. Yes. - You're sure? 939 00:52:02,184 --> 00:52:04,885 - Yes. - Okay. So, tomorrow night. 940 00:52:04,887 --> 00:52:06,619 At the party? 941 00:52:06,621 --> 00:52:08,923 Tomorrow night. 942 00:52:08,925 --> 00:52:10,727 I'll see you then, Beau. 943 00:52:15,864 --> 00:52:17,433 Goodnight, Beau! 944 00:52:31,514 --> 00:52:34,748 Barry, hi! So, it looks like you're still in the air, 945 00:52:34,750 --> 00:52:36,816 do you know how much longer till you're on the ground? 946 00:52:36,818 --> 00:52:39,353 Well, approximately two hours, I'll be landing. 947 00:52:39,355 --> 00:52:41,789 How's Alison doing? Is she happy? 948 00:52:41,791 --> 00:52:44,490 She's wonderful, everything is perfect. 949 00:52:44,492 --> 00:52:45,858 Is she smiling? 950 00:52:45,860 --> 00:52:47,561 I mean, Barry, you know your daughter, 951 00:52:47,563 --> 00:52:49,496 she's not much of a smiler, but you know, 952 00:52:49,498 --> 00:52:51,699 I think I saw something happen. Can you help him? 953 00:52:51,701 --> 00:52:54,467 What about The Janoskians, are they ready to go? 954 00:52:54,469 --> 00:52:56,570 What stunt are they gonna do, anyway? 955 00:52:56,572 --> 00:52:59,373 Unfortunately, The Janoskians aren't able to make it. 956 00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:03,376 One of them has to have emergency surgery, some sort of bum shoulder. 957 00:53:03,378 --> 00:53:05,512 Wait up! I'm just hearing this shit now? 958 00:53:05,514 --> 00:53:08,648 Come on, Holly! God damn! 959 00:53:08,650 --> 00:53:10,684 Barry, look, everything is going to be perfect! 960 00:53:10,686 --> 00:53:12,820 This is going to be the party of the year! 961 00:53:12,822 --> 00:53:14,921 This is our coming out party to LA, 962 00:53:14,923 --> 00:53:17,324 and besides I have a lot of other entertainment, 963 00:53:17,326 --> 00:53:19,525 that's much better than anything The Janoskians would have done. 964 00:53:19,527 --> 00:53:21,829 Wait, wait, wait, did I just hear our party? 965 00:53:21,831 --> 00:53:23,764 This is not our party. 966 00:53:23,766 --> 00:53:27,034 This is Alison's sweet 16, I want what Alison wants. 967 00:53:27,036 --> 00:53:30,436 - You still like working with me, don't you? - Yes! 968 00:53:30,438 --> 00:53:32,572 - Do I take care of you? - Yes. 969 00:53:32,574 --> 00:53:35,309 - Do I show you the money? - Yes, of course. 970 00:53:35,311 --> 00:53:37,845 - Am I your best boss, you ever had? - Yes. 971 00:53:37,847 --> 00:53:39,880 So can you just make my daughter happy 972 00:53:39,882 --> 00:53:43,284 - on this one special day? - Barry, it's covered! 973 00:53:43,286 --> 00:53:46,820 By the end of this, your daughter's going to be the toast of her new school. 974 00:53:46,822 --> 00:53:48,889 I mean, how many years have I been working for you? 975 00:53:48,891 --> 00:53:51,458 Too damned long! And I treated you better than anybody 976 00:53:51,460 --> 00:53:55,061 that you ever worked for, especially Diddy! 977 00:53:55,063 --> 00:53:57,398 This party better be all that and a bag of chips, 978 00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,670 or this is your ass... Holly! 979 00:54:05,541 --> 00:54:08,041 Where the hell are my Monkey Orchids! 980 00:54:08,043 --> 00:54:09,476 What are we doing, man? 981 00:54:09,478 --> 00:54:10,911 All right, big night here, boys. 982 00:54:10,913 --> 00:54:12,479 Holly and her staff are on channel one, 983 00:54:12,481 --> 00:54:13,579 we're on channel nine. 984 00:54:13,581 --> 00:54:15,816 Channel one and nine, got it. 985 00:54:15,818 --> 00:54:17,650 Wait, do these work? 986 00:54:17,652 --> 00:54:20,354 Hello? Mic check, hello? Is anyone there? 987 00:54:20,356 --> 00:54:22,822 Who is it, and why are you just now checking your walkie? 988 00:54:22,824 --> 00:54:24,525 - What are you doing, man? - Shh! Checking my mic! 989 00:54:24,527 --> 00:54:27,360 - Channel nine! - Hello? 990 00:54:27,362 --> 00:54:28,829 I need you to state your name now. 991 00:54:28,831 --> 00:54:31,932 Hey, this is Brad with the delivery, 992 00:54:31,934 --> 00:54:34,767 listen we've just pulled up front, and we want someone 993 00:54:34,769 --> 00:54:37,637 to meet us out there, that would be totally gnarly, dude. 994 00:54:37,639 --> 00:54:39,873 Thank you so much. 995 00:54:39,875 --> 00:54:42,041 It worked! How was the accent? 996 00:54:42,043 --> 00:54:43,409 - That was really good. - It was? 997 00:54:43,411 --> 00:54:44,510 All right boys, 998 00:54:44,512 --> 00:54:45,512 everything that we've done, 999 00:54:45,514 --> 00:54:46,813 up until this point, 1000 00:54:46,815 --> 00:54:48,782 is for this moment right now. 1001 00:54:48,784 --> 00:54:51,651 Are we ready to give Alison the best birthday party? 1002 00:54:51,653 --> 00:54:53,586 - I'm ready. - We can do it. 1003 00:54:53,588 --> 00:54:55,021 - Do a dance for me, would you? - Any dance. 1004 00:54:55,023 --> 00:54:57,423 - Yeah, nice! - Daniel, give me a cockatoo face! 1005 00:54:57,425 --> 00:55:00,561 Yeah, boy! Gimme a... yeah nice! 1006 00:55:00,563 --> 00:55:02,662 Everyone, hands in, hands in! 1007 00:55:02,664 --> 00:55:06,835 Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance! 1008 00:55:07,869 --> 00:55:10,604 Shhh. 1009 00:55:10,606 --> 00:55:13,943 Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. 1010 00:55:17,612 --> 00:55:20,514 - Jai, leave the sword. - Why? 1011 00:55:20,516 --> 00:55:23,519 - You're not gonna stab someone. - All right. 1012 00:55:26,755 --> 00:55:29,055 All right, boys... 1013 00:55:29,057 --> 00:55:30,559 We love you! 1014 00:55:59,954 --> 00:56:01,623 What kinda drugs are you selling? 1015 00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:06,827 Whoo! 1016 00:56:10,498 --> 00:56:12,666 What the hell was that! 1017 00:56:12,668 --> 00:56:14,436 Who's in charge here, who? 1018 00:56:15,471 --> 00:56:16,670 First of all, put your hands down. 1019 00:56:16,672 --> 00:56:18,070 That's a quarter million dollar car, 1020 00:56:18,072 --> 00:56:19,706 what kind of employees you got here? 1021 00:56:19,708 --> 00:56:21,108 Whoa, whoa, what happened? 1022 00:56:21,110 --> 00:56:22,775 The valet took off with my car, 1023 00:56:22,777 --> 00:56:24,744 like he's a Formula 1 driver. 1024 00:56:24,746 --> 00:56:25,914 Which one of your guys did this? 1025 00:56:45,701 --> 00:56:47,469 Hey, you guys, why are you just getting here? 1026 00:56:48,771 --> 00:56:50,006 What's happening? 1027 00:56:55,110 --> 00:56:57,144 Holly, there's a problem with a valet. 1028 00:56:57,146 --> 00:56:58,778 - We need to deal with it right now. - Oh, great, of course. 1029 00:56:58,780 --> 00:57:00,746 Soon as everyone's supposed to arrive. 1030 00:57:00,748 --> 00:57:02,451 Frankie, go to three! 1031 00:57:10,893 --> 00:57:13,596 Excuse me, where are you taking those? 1032 00:57:16,898 --> 00:57:18,965 Hello! Welcome! 1033 00:57:18,967 --> 00:57:23,005 We are so happy to have you here, thank you so much for making it! 1034 00:57:31,914 --> 00:57:34,213 We are also serving rose, and champagne... 1035 00:57:34,215 --> 00:57:37,083 Jai, Holly's right below you. Get down! 1036 00:57:37,085 --> 00:57:40,656 That is it, I do not wanna see anything else. 1037 00:57:44,893 --> 00:57:47,629 Phase one, complete. 1038 00:58:27,702 --> 00:58:30,137 The party's so boring, we have to do something. 1039 00:58:30,139 --> 00:58:32,171 We gotta wake this party up. 1040 00:58:32,173 --> 00:58:34,608 Hey, I'm Luke, and this is my ugly twin. 1041 00:58:34,610 --> 00:58:36,842 Hey, I think I'm the better looking one here. 1042 00:58:36,844 --> 00:58:39,246 Excuse me, which party do you think you're at? 1043 00:58:39,248 --> 00:58:40,981 This is a sweet 16! 1044 00:58:40,983 --> 00:58:43,182 Come on, Beau, am I the nut, have a drink! 1045 00:58:43,184 --> 00:58:44,985 Have a drink, have a drink. 1046 00:58:44,987 --> 00:58:47,854 I just want to try it on. 1047 00:58:47,856 --> 00:58:50,222 Is it a turtle neck? Oh, sweet! 1048 00:58:50,224 --> 00:58:53,059 I got myself a new... Jai, Luke, he gave me this. 1049 00:58:53,061 --> 00:58:55,028 - No way! - He gave me this. 1050 00:58:55,030 --> 00:58:57,033 - Is that his? - Yeah, thanks man! 1051 00:58:59,168 --> 00:59:01,735 Swish! 1052 00:59:01,737 --> 00:59:05,938 Hey! It's a sweet 16! So, don't leave! 1053 00:59:05,940 --> 00:59:08,240 - Hey, man! - I think that's enough drinks for you. 1054 00:59:08,242 --> 00:59:11,144 I gotta get you some water. 1055 00:59:14,882 --> 00:59:17,653 Come on, Alison, try and have some fun. 1056 00:59:21,657 --> 00:59:24,027 Yo, yo. Want something to drink? 1057 00:59:25,728 --> 00:59:27,793 Hi, Jay, how are you? 1058 00:59:27,795 --> 00:59:30,363 - How you been? - Thank you so much for making it! 1059 00:59:30,365 --> 00:59:32,898 - What's going on, what we doing tonight? - This is Barry's daughter, 1060 00:59:32,900 --> 00:59:35,702 - Alison's 16th birthday party. - Okay, weird. 1061 00:59:35,704 --> 00:59:37,304 You know, I didn't want this to be like the typical 1062 00:59:37,306 --> 00:59:39,005 16-year-old birthday party, so I took over the whole thing. 1063 00:59:39,007 --> 00:59:41,742 - This is a big ass party. - And... 1064 00:59:41,744 --> 00:59:43,110 You got Snapchat? 1065 00:59:43,112 --> 00:59:44,644 I don't have Snapchat. 1066 00:59:44,646 --> 00:59:46,179 Snapchat, so you can send me some snaps, 1067 00:59:46,181 --> 00:59:47,414 you know what I'm saying, the boobs, 1068 00:59:47,416 --> 00:59:48,815 you know what I'm saying? 1069 00:59:48,817 --> 00:59:50,751 Oh, oh, that will not be happening. 1070 00:59:50,753 --> 00:59:52,385 But you could... 1071 00:59:52,387 --> 00:59:54,787 Sorry, Holly we just ran out of all of our amuse-bouche. 1072 00:59:54,789 --> 00:59:57,958 I'm sorry, how did that happen? The party just started. 1073 00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,293 That guy over there with the green eyes, he ate everything. 1074 01:00:00,295 --> 01:00:01,864 He's walking away. 1075 01:00:03,331 --> 01:00:05,100 I'm sorry, I'll be right back. 1076 01:00:07,036 --> 01:00:08,702 What the hell you got on, man? 1077 01:00:08,704 --> 01:00:10,873 I don't know, I'm just trying to make a living. 1078 01:00:19,047 --> 01:00:20,447 Sorry we're late, guys. 1079 01:00:20,449 --> 01:00:24,383 Hey buddy, you're at a sushi restaurant, eat up! 1080 01:00:24,385 --> 01:00:26,787 Can you just, aah! 1081 01:00:26,789 --> 01:00:29,456 - Oh! - No, you need to do it more in the middle, 1082 01:00:29,458 --> 01:00:32,693 grab some of this pink stuff, there we go. 1083 01:00:32,695 --> 01:00:35,095 Like that, there we go. 1084 01:00:35,097 --> 01:00:37,764 You have to take a lick. Like that. 1085 01:00:37,766 --> 01:00:41,170 You outta try this, biggest sushi roll in the world. Come on! 1086 01:00:42,771 --> 01:00:46,305 Eat it! Come on, eat the... eat it. 1087 01:00:46,307 --> 01:00:48,208 This is called the look away. 1088 01:00:48,210 --> 01:00:50,746 Yeah, hey, put your finger in, yeah. 1089 01:00:52,914 --> 01:00:56,148 Have you guys ever heard of champagne Jenga? 1090 01:00:56,150 --> 01:00:59,786 Okay, if I can get this cup out, without breaking it. 1091 01:00:59,788 --> 01:01:01,487 I get to drink it, okay? 1092 01:01:01,489 --> 01:01:04,926 If it falls, well, no one gets anything. 1093 01:01:07,262 --> 01:01:10,033 I did it! I actually did it! 1094 01:01:16,304 --> 01:01:18,271 Holly, we need you over at the sushi bar. 1095 01:01:18,273 --> 01:01:19,876 Great, of course. 1096 01:01:24,813 --> 01:01:26,313 Guys, Casey's here. 1097 01:01:26,315 --> 01:01:28,081 Nope, not on the list. 1098 01:01:28,083 --> 01:01:30,083 Who invited you? Are you kidding me? 1099 01:01:30,085 --> 01:01:32,853 Anybody here actually invited to the party? 1100 01:01:32,855 --> 01:01:35,921 So, apparently, I am in Hell's Kitchen. 1101 01:01:35,923 --> 01:01:37,824 The three of you have not done anything that I have asked. 1102 01:01:37,826 --> 01:01:40,994 We are supposed to be prepared for any, and all situations! 1103 01:01:40,996 --> 01:01:42,362 Holly? 1104 01:01:42,364 --> 01:01:44,363 Wait, so who's party is this again? 1105 01:01:44,365 --> 01:01:46,365 Okay, remember that crazy Uber ride that I took, 1106 01:01:46,367 --> 01:01:48,235 and I met that Australian guy who was really cute? 1107 01:01:48,237 --> 01:01:49,739 - Right. - His party. 1108 01:01:50,472 --> 01:01:52,072 Guys. 1109 01:01:52,074 --> 01:01:54,077 Hey, I was just inside, I'm gonna be right back. 1110 01:01:55,943 --> 01:01:58,110 Skip to the end of the line, please. 1111 01:01:58,112 --> 01:02:00,780 Your breath smells disgusting, just step back. 1112 01:02:00,782 --> 01:02:02,816 How does he know Barry Black? 1113 01:02:02,818 --> 01:02:05,786 Um, that's kind of complicated to explain, but he has cute friends! 1114 01:02:05,788 --> 01:02:08,190 - Hi. Whoa. Hi. - Casey! Hey! 1115 01:02:09,224 --> 01:02:12,291 This is a total shit show, 1116 01:02:12,293 --> 01:02:13,994 do you think we'll be able to get in? 1117 01:02:13,996 --> 01:02:15,262 Yeah, of course, yeah. 1118 01:02:15,264 --> 01:02:16,932 - You sure? - Come on. 1119 01:02:18,467 --> 01:02:20,103 They're friends. 1120 01:02:22,070 --> 01:02:25,037 Hey, Maria! How you doing, Maria? 1121 01:02:25,039 --> 01:02:27,374 - No, Chloe. - Chloe, Chloe. 1122 01:02:27,376 --> 01:02:31,110 Um, so I was just inside, and these are my three friends, 1123 01:02:31,112 --> 01:02:33,215 I was just wondering if I could bring them in. 1124 01:02:34,016 --> 01:02:35,215 Holly? 1125 01:02:35,217 --> 01:02:37,083 I don't know if you can hear me 1126 01:02:37,085 --> 01:02:39,385 but we have a ton of uninvited guests out front. 1127 01:02:39,387 --> 01:02:41,188 Yeah, we need you out here. 1128 01:02:41,190 --> 01:02:43,190 No, no, no, we're getting you guys in. 1129 01:02:43,192 --> 01:02:45,057 No worries, I'm gonna call Barry right now, 1130 01:02:45,059 --> 01:02:46,293 and be right back, okay. 1131 01:02:46,295 --> 01:02:49,061 Thank you, peace, yeah, thanks. 1132 01:02:49,063 --> 01:02:51,298 Let's go this way. 1133 01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:53,032 Boys, I can't get Casey and her friends in. 1134 01:02:53,034 --> 01:02:56,404 I look like an idiot! I need some help. ASAP. 1135 01:02:59,608 --> 01:03:01,407 Where are we going? 1136 01:03:01,409 --> 01:03:03,909 This is just like a quicker way to get to Barry, 1137 01:03:03,911 --> 01:03:05,612 so we're gonna go this way. 1138 01:03:05,614 --> 01:03:07,947 Right, so you're telling me I'm about to enter this party 1139 01:03:07,949 --> 01:03:10,450 through the backyard, okay, makes a lot of sense! 1140 01:03:10,452 --> 01:03:12,952 Hey, you gotta appreciate the nature sometimes. 1141 01:03:12,954 --> 01:03:16,289 See, Americans don't do that, Australians love nature. 1142 01:03:16,291 --> 01:03:18,358 I could be at the club right now, y'all. 1143 01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,163 Not even gonna lie. 1144 01:03:21,530 --> 01:03:25,565 Um, Beau, is that gonna be a problem? 1145 01:03:25,567 --> 01:03:27,333 He looks kinda intense. 1146 01:03:27,335 --> 01:03:29,302 Oh, no, not at all! I'm great with dogs. 1147 01:03:29,304 --> 01:03:31,338 Yeah, but it's at Barry Black's house. 1148 01:03:31,340 --> 01:03:33,072 He's probably a good guard dog, I don't know. 1149 01:03:33,074 --> 01:03:35,076 Good boy! 1150 01:03:39,146 --> 01:03:41,648 - Beau, are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1151 01:03:41,650 --> 01:03:44,217 Guys, there's a dog at the side gate. 1152 01:03:44,219 --> 01:03:46,619 I need someone to come distract it, quick! 1153 01:03:46,621 --> 01:03:48,021 Got you, Beau. 1154 01:03:50,626 --> 01:03:52,961 Open the gate! 1155 01:04:08,643 --> 01:04:10,911 Was he wearing bacon? 1156 01:04:10,913 --> 01:04:12,481 After you, ladies. 1157 01:04:16,251 --> 01:04:18,019 Oh, my God. 1158 01:04:19,954 --> 01:04:21,223 Wow. 1159 01:04:23,157 --> 01:04:25,557 This is a sweet 16? 1160 01:04:25,559 --> 01:04:27,360 I know, it's disgusting. 1161 01:04:27,362 --> 01:04:30,195 I swear that guy over there looks like he's about to die. 1162 01:04:30,197 --> 01:04:31,597 There's like no teenagers here. 1163 01:04:31,599 --> 01:04:33,300 Tell me about it. 1164 01:04:33,302 --> 01:04:35,334 I have to go do something really quick. 1165 01:04:35,336 --> 01:04:39,072 - I'll be right back. Sorry. - Okay. 1166 01:04:39,074 --> 01:04:41,340 - I'll just... see you inside? - Go on in the house. 1167 01:04:41,342 --> 01:04:43,346 - Yeah. - Okay. 1168 01:04:51,652 --> 01:04:53,720 What's going on in here? 1169 01:04:53,722 --> 01:04:56,555 Passing the time. 1170 01:04:56,557 --> 01:04:58,458 Well, the best sequence of the... 1171 01:04:58,460 --> 01:05:01,394 ...is about to start. 1172 01:05:01,396 --> 01:05:05,298 - Can I go now? - Yeah, you can go, you can come with me, 1173 01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:07,637 and enjoy the party that I've thrown for you. 1174 01:05:09,471 --> 01:05:11,403 I'm gonna call Jerry. 1175 01:05:11,405 --> 01:05:14,039 It's three in the morning there, it's three in the morning there. 1176 01:05:14,041 --> 01:05:16,008 He is not gonna pick up the phone! 1177 01:05:16,010 --> 01:05:18,644 You sound crazy, you sound crazy! 1178 01:05:18,646 --> 01:05:21,180 - I don't know how to calm you down. - All I wanna do is go home! 1179 01:05:21,182 --> 01:05:23,016 - We can't go home. - Can I have more, please? 1180 01:05:23,018 --> 01:05:25,418 No... she can't. 1181 01:05:25,420 --> 01:05:28,554 I'm so sorry, I am so sorry. 1182 01:05:28,556 --> 01:05:31,124 We are just, we are a little bit out of our element. 1183 01:05:31,126 --> 01:05:32,691 We don't know anybody here. 1184 01:05:32,693 --> 01:05:34,526 - I... - Can I? 1185 01:05:34,528 --> 01:05:36,563 Uh, Vodka does weird things to her. 1186 01:05:36,565 --> 01:05:38,630 I... I... 1187 01:05:38,632 --> 01:05:40,467 I feel calm right now. 1188 01:05:40,469 --> 01:05:43,972 Oh, this is good. 1189 01:05:45,139 --> 01:05:47,076 Do you guys wanna go upstairs? 1190 01:05:48,210 --> 01:05:50,142 Yeah. 1191 01:05:50,144 --> 01:05:53,081 Hey, you smell like bacon, I like it. 1192 01:05:55,182 --> 01:05:57,316 Do you know how many 16-year-olds can say 1193 01:05:57,318 --> 01:06:00,119 that they have witnessed the most respected play 1194 01:06:00,121 --> 01:06:05,724 from the kabuki tradition performed by one of the original actors' descendants? 1195 01:06:05,726 --> 01:06:07,559 We're gonna go hang out in my room. 1196 01:06:07,561 --> 01:06:09,695 Let go of me. 1197 01:06:09,697 --> 01:06:12,532 You know, I'm actually feeling a little underappreciated by you. 1198 01:06:12,534 --> 01:06:15,434 I have worked tirelessly to make this the perfect party, 1199 01:06:15,436 --> 01:06:17,737 and this entire room is full of esteemed guests 1200 01:06:17,739 --> 01:06:19,671 that I have invited myself. 1201 01:06:19,673 --> 01:06:21,641 I'm 16. 1202 01:06:21,643 --> 01:06:24,177 Yeah, and it is never too soon to start networking, 1203 01:06:24,179 --> 01:06:26,646 so you need to start enjoying your party. 1204 01:06:26,648 --> 01:06:29,018 You mean your party. 1205 01:06:54,576 --> 01:06:56,775 You know how small it was, and now it's so big. 1206 01:06:56,777 --> 01:06:59,244 Oh, my God, it's so big! 1207 01:06:59,246 --> 01:07:01,815 - Can I film this? - Yeah, film it. 1208 01:07:01,817 --> 01:07:03,849 - Do you guys care if I film it? - No, man. 1209 01:07:03,851 --> 01:07:07,153 - I can't believe... - It almost came down! 1210 01:07:07,155 --> 01:07:09,155 - Did you blow on it? - No, I didn't blow on it. 1211 01:07:09,157 --> 01:07:10,722 - Did you blow on it? - I didn't blow on it. 1212 01:07:10,724 --> 01:07:12,492 Monica's really good at blowing. 1213 01:08:07,382 --> 01:08:09,684 Someone call 911! 1214 01:08:11,318 --> 01:08:13,755 This isn't supposed to happen, this is a perfect party! 1215 01:08:21,829 --> 01:08:24,397 Holly, Barry's pulling up right now. 1216 01:08:24,399 --> 01:08:25,932 We need you out here, ASAP. 1217 01:08:25,934 --> 01:08:27,333 Oh, my God, I can't... 1218 01:08:27,335 --> 01:08:28,500 I can't believe this is happening. 1219 01:08:28,502 --> 01:08:30,238 I can't believe this is happening. 1220 01:08:34,576 --> 01:08:38,443 Daniel, is it working? Is it inflating Daniel, come on! 1221 01:08:38,445 --> 01:08:39,581 Talk to me! 1222 01:08:41,649 --> 01:08:44,217 - What happened to the lights? - Chuck! 1223 01:08:44,219 --> 01:08:45,855 Daniel, do you copy? 1224 01:08:48,556 --> 01:08:50,857 Daniel, talk to me, why isn't this working? 1225 01:08:50,859 --> 01:08:53,793 You idiot! Talk to me, you're ruining this! 1226 01:08:58,667 --> 01:09:00,469 It's alive! 1227 01:09:04,271 --> 01:09:05,640 Oh. 1228 01:09:06,507 --> 01:09:08,808 - We should go. - Okay. 1229 01:09:08,810 --> 01:09:11,647 - It was so nice to meet you. - Have a good night. 1230 01:09:12,514 --> 01:09:14,416 - Bye. - Bye. 1231 01:09:25,426 --> 01:09:27,727 Get the hell out! 1232 01:09:27,729 --> 01:09:30,897 I did not invite any of these people. 1233 01:09:30,899 --> 01:09:33,799 Oh, please, excuse me, did you really think that you were gonna get inside? 1234 01:09:33,801 --> 01:09:36,501 Go back to whatever Burning Man village you came from. 1235 01:09:36,503 --> 01:09:38,004 All of you! Who are you people? 1236 01:09:38,006 --> 01:09:41,941 Barry! Welcome. How's it going? Good to see you! 1237 01:09:41,943 --> 01:09:43,776 - Welcome, this is the party! - What is... 1238 01:09:43,778 --> 01:09:45,812 You know, actually, I'm totally sorry, 1239 01:09:45,814 --> 01:09:48,447 but I am gonna call the cops, and this is nothing 1240 01:09:48,449 --> 01:09:50,950 it's just a little beef tartar incident, don't worry about it. 1241 01:09:50,952 --> 01:09:53,318 - Where's Alison? - Alison is somewhere, 1242 01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:54,887 but we will find her in just a minute. 1243 01:09:54,889 --> 01:09:56,688 I wouldn't worry about that right now. 1244 01:09:56,690 --> 01:09:58,458 Actually, there's something I would love to show you 1245 01:09:58,460 --> 01:09:59,892 really quick if you would let me show you. 1246 01:09:59,894 --> 01:10:02,428 - No, I wanna see Alison. - No, I think that... 1247 01:10:02,430 --> 01:10:04,530 Barry, Barry! 1248 01:10:04,532 --> 01:10:06,566 What the hell? 1249 01:10:06,568 --> 01:10:07,703 Kabuki? 1250 01:10:12,841 --> 01:10:15,878 - Daddy. - Oh, Alison, Alison... 1251 01:10:17,345 --> 01:10:19,044 It's okay. 1252 01:10:19,046 --> 01:10:21,481 I'm so sorry I'm late. I disappointed you, I know. 1253 01:10:21,483 --> 01:10:23,516 What happened to that kabuki dancer? 1254 01:10:23,518 --> 01:10:26,986 Oh, she ran off. It was all a prank, it was actually pretty awesome. 1255 01:10:26,988 --> 01:10:30,623 It was awesome, I mean, the party kinda sucked. 1256 01:10:30,625 --> 01:10:33,293 But we're having fun. 1257 01:10:33,295 --> 01:10:36,728 - See, I have been taking great care of her, Barry! - I'm not talking to you, Holly! 1258 01:10:36,730 --> 01:10:38,266 Okay? 1259 01:10:42,037 --> 01:10:43,936 This was a prank? 1260 01:10:45,539 --> 01:10:48,310 Are they still performing? 1261 01:10:49,010 --> 01:10:50,679 I don't know. 1262 01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:53,515 I don't think he's breathing. 1263 01:10:55,850 --> 01:10:59,552 I'm gonna say we should definitely take this sword. 1264 01:10:59,554 --> 01:11:02,958 Well, definitely looks interesting. 1265 01:11:04,591 --> 01:11:08,460 - Oh, yeah, very interesting. - Shh. 1266 01:11:08,462 --> 01:11:11,798 - You did a great job up there. - Thank you. 1267 01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:13,369 Gotta go. 1268 01:11:14,769 --> 01:11:16,936 It's okay, I'll find you, or something. 1269 01:11:16,938 --> 01:11:18,737 Okay. 1270 01:11:18,739 --> 01:11:21,340 He's just busy, we'll find him. 1271 01:11:21,342 --> 01:11:23,742 I had no idea Holly was trying to throw a party for herself, 1272 01:11:23,744 --> 01:11:26,745 - can you believe that shit? - She does it every time, Dad. 1273 01:11:26,747 --> 01:11:28,848 I mean why does she still work for you? 1274 01:11:28,850 --> 01:11:30,782 Hey, listen, there's some people with certain qualities 1275 01:11:30,784 --> 01:11:33,852 that I don't have, that I need, and she is one of them. 1276 01:11:33,854 --> 01:11:40,093 Next year I just want it to be me, you, and my friends. 1277 01:11:40,095 --> 01:11:43,795 - Really? Okay, I promise. - Okay. 1278 01:11:43,797 --> 01:11:45,897 - I'll make sure that happens. - Okay. 1279 01:11:45,899 --> 01:11:47,536 - I love you. - I love you too. 1280 01:11:49,804 --> 01:11:51,940 Oh, my God! 1281 01:11:58,579 --> 01:12:02,484 Whoo! 1282 01:12:04,418 --> 01:12:05,918 The Janoskians! 1283 01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:08,754 Hey, guys, we're The Janoskians! 1284 01:12:08,756 --> 01:12:10,889 And we've come all the way from Australia 1285 01:12:10,891 --> 01:12:13,793 to celebrate Alison's sweet 16! 1286 01:12:13,795 --> 01:12:15,460 Where are you, Alison, are you out there? 1287 01:12:15,462 --> 01:12:17,597 For you, we hope you have a special night, baby! 1288 01:12:17,599 --> 01:12:20,400 Let's do it! 1289 01:12:24,171 --> 01:12:28,607 ♪ Here's to the kids that feel like they are all alone ♪ 1290 01:12:28,609 --> 01:12:33,044 ♪ And here's to the ones that do it all when they say don't ♪ 1291 01:12:33,046 --> 01:12:36,115 ♪ Outside the lines you will find a sec ♪ 1292 01:12:36,117 --> 01:12:38,884 ♪ Come mess with us cause we don't care ♪ 1293 01:12:38,886 --> 01:12:41,120 ♪ We will see the better days ♪ 1294 01:12:41,122 --> 01:12:44,424 ♪ The ones that they can't take away from us ♪ 1295 01:12:44,426 --> 01:12:46,491 ♪ Together nobody can take us down ♪ 1296 01:12:46,493 --> 01:12:48,894 ♪ They try but remember we are us ♪ 1297 01:12:48,896 --> 01:12:50,996 ♪ And everybody told us no way ♪ 1298 01:12:50,998 --> 01:12:53,833 ♪ But here we stand cause we are love ♪ 1299 01:12:53,835 --> 01:12:56,201 ♪ And anybody that needs it can come ♪ 1300 01:12:56,203 --> 01:12:59,205 ♪ Guaranteed you can be if you believe it ♪ 1301 01:12:59,207 --> 01:13:01,874 ♪ You better believe it you gotta believe it ♪ 1302 01:13:01,876 --> 01:13:03,643 ♪ Cause we are us ♪ 1303 01:13:03,645 --> 01:13:06,579 ♪ Bop ba da bop ba ♪ 1304 01:13:06,581 --> 01:13:08,880 ♪ We get messed up ♪ 1305 01:13:08,882 --> 01:13:11,683 ♪ Bop ba da bop ba ♪ 1306 01:13:11,685 --> 01:13:16,188 ♪ They say to turn it down ♪ 1307 01:13:16,190 --> 01:13:20,927 ♪ And we just turn it up ♪ 1308 01:13:20,929 --> 01:13:23,161 ♪ Cause we are us ♪ 1309 01:13:23,163 --> 01:13:25,498 ♪ Together nobody can take us down ♪ 1310 01:13:25,500 --> 01:13:27,767 ♪ They try but remember we are us ♪ 1311 01:13:27,769 --> 01:13:29,602 ♪ And everybody told us no way ♪ 1312 01:13:29,604 --> 01:13:32,537 ♪ But here we stand 'cause we are love ♪ 1313 01:13:32,539 --> 01:13:35,641 ♪ And anybody that needs it can come and receive it ♪ 1314 01:13:35,643 --> 01:13:37,809 ♪ You can take a piece or you can leave it ♪ 1315 01:13:37,811 --> 01:13:40,213 ♪ But you best believe it you gotta believe it ♪ 1316 01:13:40,215 --> 01:13:42,949 ♪ 'Cause we are us ♪ 1317 01:13:42,951 --> 01:13:44,983 ♪ Bop ba da bop ba ♪ 1318 01:13:44,985 --> 01:13:47,486 ♪ Everybody sing along now ♪ 1319 01:13:47,488 --> 01:13:50,490 ♪ Bop ba da bop ba ♪ 1320 01:13:50,492 --> 01:13:52,724 ♪ Come on, come on, jump now ♪ 1321 01:13:52,726 --> 01:13:54,927 ♪ Bop ba da bop ba ♪ 1322 01:13:54,929 --> 01:13:58,000 ♪ And we just turn it up ♪ 1323 01:13:59,199 --> 01:14:00,866 ♪ Come on, turn it up ♪ 1324 01:14:00,868 --> 01:14:02,168 ♪ 'Cause we are us ♪ 1325 01:14:02,170 --> 01:14:04,769 ♪ Bop ba da bop ba ♪ 1326 01:14:04,771 --> 01:14:07,173 ♪ We get messed up ♪ 1327 01:14:07,175 --> 01:14:09,741 ♪ Bop ba da bop ba ♪ 1328 01:14:09,743 --> 01:14:14,580 ♪ They say to turn it down ♪ 1329 01:14:14,582 --> 01:14:19,251 ♪ And we just turn it up ♪ 1330 01:14:19,253 --> 01:14:22,490 ♪ 'Cause we are us ♪ 1331 01:14:23,690 --> 01:14:26,625 Happy birthday, Alison, this is all for you. 1332 01:14:41,943 --> 01:14:44,843 ♪ She got a tootsie roll let me see you shake it for me ♪ 1333 01:14:44,845 --> 01:14:47,178 ♪ She got a tootsie roll let me see you shake it for me ♪ 1334 01:14:47,180 --> 01:14:49,048 ♪ She got a tootsie roll let me see you shake it for me ♪ 1335 01:14:49,050 --> 01:14:51,683 ♪ Unwrap that candy, baby ♪ 1336 01:14:51,685 --> 01:14:53,218 ♪ And roll it ♪ 1337 01:14:53,220 --> 01:14:55,821 ♪ She got 'em goin crazy ♪ 1338 01:14:55,823 --> 01:14:57,188 ♪ And she know it ♪ 1339 01:14:57,190 --> 01:15:00,595 ♪ Unwrap that candy, baby ♪ 1340 01:15:03,131 --> 01:15:04,766 ♪ Unwrap that ♪ 1341 01:15:06,167 --> 01:15:09,004 ♪ Get it girl get it girl ♪ 1342 01:15:11,773 --> 01:15:14,839 ♪ Unwrap that candy, baby ♪ 1343 01:15:14,841 --> 01:15:17,343 Barry, man. So sorry about ruining this party, man. 1344 01:15:17,345 --> 01:15:20,580 What?! Are you insane? 1345 01:15:20,582 --> 01:15:22,315 Best party I ever had in my life! 1346 01:15:22,317 --> 01:15:24,116 Look at my baby, she's happy! 1347 01:15:24,118 --> 01:15:26,919 Look at Alison. 1348 01:15:26,921 --> 01:15:30,889 Excuse me, may I have my daughter back for a moment, please? 1349 01:15:30,891 --> 01:15:33,259 I know you DJ's, I know what you're up to. 1350 01:15:33,261 --> 01:15:35,794 Try to get the room moody, so you can get the booty. 1351 01:15:35,796 --> 01:15:37,996 I should go DJ. 1352 01:15:37,998 --> 01:15:40,165 - Yes, you should. - Yeah. 1353 01:15:40,167 --> 01:15:41,767 Holly, I have to admit. 1354 01:15:41,769 --> 01:15:43,335 You fooled me with this kabuki shit. 1355 01:15:43,337 --> 01:15:45,170 - Well... - You fooled me, you fooled me. 1356 01:15:45,172 --> 01:15:47,873 - Um... - This is the greatest party ever. 1357 01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:49,976 I have a confession. 1358 01:15:49,978 --> 01:15:51,777 None of this would have happened without The Janoskians. 1359 01:15:51,779 --> 01:15:53,044 I had nothing to do with any of this. 1360 01:15:53,046 --> 01:15:54,746 Barry, if it wasn't for her, 1361 01:15:54,748 --> 01:15:56,147 we wouldn't all be together. 1362 01:15:56,149 --> 01:15:58,683 Whatever it is, guys, it doesn't matter. 1363 01:15:58,685 --> 01:16:00,385 My baby girl is happy. 1364 01:16:00,387 --> 01:16:02,888 Alison, you're gonna remember this party 1365 01:16:02,890 --> 01:16:04,290 till the last day of your life. 1366 01:16:04,292 --> 01:16:07,159 - I am daddy, I am! - Fella's, whoa! 1367 01:16:07,161 --> 01:16:09,128 Cody! 1368 01:16:09,130 --> 01:16:10,729 What's going on? 1369 01:16:10,731 --> 01:16:12,031 Listen, I handled that whole police situation, 1370 01:16:12,033 --> 01:16:13,132 so the house is good, all right? 1371 01:16:13,134 --> 01:16:14,933 Plus, Cody never misses a party. 1372 01:16:14,935 --> 01:16:16,201 Speaking of which, why the hell 1373 01:16:16,203 --> 01:16:17,370 didn't I get an invite to this party? 1374 01:16:17,372 --> 01:16:19,104 You were in jail! 1375 01:16:19,106 --> 01:16:20,973 I handled the jail shit, I just told you. 1376 01:16:20,975 --> 01:16:22,642 Those cops are nothing, man! 1377 01:16:29,417 --> 01:16:31,651 Oh, my God. 1378 01:16:31,653 --> 01:16:34,954 You are actually, completely out of your mind. 1379 01:16:34,956 --> 01:16:36,757 Um, thanks. 1380 01:16:50,137 --> 01:16:53,108 This is so crazy. 1381 01:16:57,878 --> 01:17:02,013 Guys! You know you missed half the party! 1382 01:17:02,015 --> 01:17:03,883 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 1383 01:17:03,885 --> 01:17:07,088 Um, just, uh... 1384 01:17:08,422 --> 01:17:11,292 - Party! - Let's go, let's go! 1385 01:17:28,743 --> 01:17:30,175 Is there a problem officers? 1386 01:17:30,177 --> 01:17:32,410 Yeah, we need to speak to whoever owns this house. 1387 01:17:32,412 --> 01:17:34,312 Can someone please let Barry know that the police 1388 01:17:34,314 --> 01:17:36,315 would like to speak to him in front of the house? 1389 01:17:36,317 --> 01:17:38,220 He'll be out shortly. 1390 01:17:39,753 --> 01:17:41,954 Hello, officers. 1391 01:17:41,956 --> 01:17:43,421 Been getting a lot of complaints. 1392 01:17:43,423 --> 01:17:45,426 There's a major public disturbance going on. 1393 01:17:46,894 --> 01:17:48,829 Do you know who I am? 1394 01:17:51,364 --> 01:17:53,268 Mr. Black. 1395 01:17:55,235 --> 01:17:56,802 That's what I thought. 1396 01:17:56,804 --> 01:17:58,737 This my baby girl's party, 1397 01:17:58,739 --> 01:18:00,906 and she can cry as loud as she wants. 1398 01:18:00,908 --> 01:18:03,909 Shit, I'll cry as loud as I want! 1399 01:18:03,911 --> 01:18:05,443 You know, we're just gonna act like 1400 01:18:05,445 --> 01:18:08,147 this whole thing never even happened. 1401 01:18:08,149 --> 01:18:10,182 Oh, hey, can you do a quick selfie? 1402 01:18:10,184 --> 01:18:12,287 It'd be my pleasure. 1403 01:18:14,122 --> 01:18:16,021 You don't even have to bother with the 911, you know. 1404 01:18:16,023 --> 01:18:19,525 Just call me, I'll come down, and I'll cut a bitch. 1405 01:18:19,527 --> 01:18:22,061 You know, I'll take this riff raff on outta here. 1406 01:18:22,063 --> 01:18:23,461 You know what I'm saying, pew, pew, pew! 1407 01:18:23,463 --> 01:18:25,464 - Just like that. - Protect and serve. 1408 01:18:25,466 --> 01:18:27,900 - Call me! - I will! 1409 01:18:27,902 --> 01:18:30,238 Let's go. All right, bye. 1410 01:18:33,039 --> 01:18:35,206 All the time, it never fails. 1411 01:18:35,208 --> 01:18:37,076 Do you know who I am? 1412 01:18:49,791 --> 01:18:53,159 - What have you been doing, man? - Man, I just had to shut down some haters outside. 1413 01:18:53,161 --> 01:18:54,927 It's all groovy. 1414 01:18:54,929 --> 01:18:57,530 Hey! I spent millions of dollars on my pool, 1415 01:18:57,532 --> 01:18:58,897 and no one's in it! 1416 01:19:15,015 --> 01:19:18,250 Boys, how the fuck did we get here? 1417 01:19:18,252 --> 01:19:21,853 I just wanna say I'm sorry, and like you know we love you. 1418 01:19:21,855 --> 01:19:23,421 Seriously, guys, if it wasn't for you, 1419 01:19:23,423 --> 01:19:25,523 we wouldn't be here right now. 1420 01:19:25,525 --> 01:19:27,526 Wait, where did Chuck go? 1421 01:19:27,528 --> 01:19:29,197 Where did he go? 1422 01:19:46,009 --> 01:19:51,009 Subtitles by explosiveskull 109017

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