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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,999 --> 00:00:25,499 ... 2 00:00:25,665 --> 00:00:29,207 * Rhythmic pop music 3 00:00:29,374 --> 00:00:32,415 'k 4 00:00:32,582 --> 00:00:34,624 Festive screams 5 00:00:34,790 --> 00:00:36,332 A stopper jumps. A woman laughs. 6 00:00:36,499 --> 00:00:37,999 - Do you give me the cups? 7 00:00:38,165 --> 00:00:41,082 Cuts are tingling. 8 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:43,874 What are we celebrating tonight? - Thomas EVC. 9 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:47,415 His Burial of Life Coloc. He goes to work in New York. 10 00:00:47,582 --> 00:00:49,832 - Oh yeah ? And Antoine, he stays? 11 00:00:49,999 --> 00:00:53,707 - Rather yes. The new roommate runs a modeling agency. 12 00:00:53,874 --> 00:00:55,040 The other woman laughs. 13 00:00:55,207 --> 00:00:56,124 - Oh, that's promising. 14 00:00:56,665 --> 00:00:58,540 - Do you have champagne? - Yeah. 15 00:00:58,707 --> 00:00:59,665 - Let's go. 16 00:00:59,832 --> 00:01:03,707 * Elephanz: "Time For A Change" 17 00:01:03,874 --> 00:01:04,790 - Champagne? 18 00:01:04,957 --> 00:01:24,499 K 19 00:01:24,665 --> 00:01:25,790 - Small drop? 20 00:01:25,957 --> 00:01:26,874 - Thank you ! 21 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,415 K 22 00:01:29,582 --> 00:01:30,707 - Hey, hello! 23 00:01:30,874 --> 00:01:37,249 K 24 00:01:37,415 --> 00:01:38,999 M pane in angflais. 25 00:01:39,165 --> 00:01:54,332 K 26 00:01:54,499 --> 00:01:55,499 - Champagne g 27 00:01:55,665 --> 00:01:56,415 ... 28 00:01:56,582 --> 00:01:58,040 - Hey ! The king is dead, 29 00:01:58,207 --> 00:02:01,040 long live the king ! 30 00:02:01,207 --> 00:02:04,207 K 31 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:05,665 - Hep, hep, hep! Slowly. 32 00:02:05,832 --> 00:02:07,999 I have one night left. I want to enjoy it. 33 00:02:08,165 --> 00:02:09,040 - Oh? 34 00:02:10,207 --> 00:02:13,582 - You could have thanked me about the new king. 35 00:02:13,749 --> 00:02:16,749 Model agency boss. -It was necessary to replace you. 36 00:02:16,915 --> 00:02:18,749 When does Tom Ford come? 37 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:22,457 -He did not send you a message from Miami or Ibiza? 38 00:02:22,624 --> 00:02:25,124 - No, I did not get it. - Antoine, I'll introduce you to Vero. 39 00:02:25,290 --> 00:02:26,624 - Hello. - Hey, Vero! 40 00:02:26,790 --> 00:02:28,832 It's okay ? Yeah? - Antoine? 41 00:02:28,999 --> 00:02:31,832 We have to go. - Y school tomorrow, finally ... 42 00:02:31,999 --> 00:02:34,415 - For the babysitter, it's really late. 43 00:02:34,582 --> 00:02:36,249 - Yeah. We do it like that. 44 00:02:36,415 --> 00:02:38,124 - It was a great night! 45 00:02:38,290 --> 00:02:41,249 - Still dancing, guys. I love it. 46 00:02:41,415 --> 00:02:43,624 Hi girls. - HI. 47 00:02:43,790 --> 00:02:45,332 - Ah! Stan's girlfriends? 48 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,957 - "She is" good, buddy. 49 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:50,957 - Sandy, from Singapore. Cindy, from Rio. 50 00:02:51,124 --> 00:02:53,332 No. Nancy from Singapore and Cindy from Oslo? 51 00:02:53,499 --> 00:02:54,749 - Rio? I dunno. 52 00:02:54,915 --> 00:02:56,499 Oh, me, it's Antoine. 53 00:02:56,665 --> 00:02:57,665 [Ifs my aparltment. 54 00:02:57,832 --> 00:02:58,874 I make you visit. 55 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:01,082 Terrace with Eiffel tower view. 56 00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:02,749 - Gift. Gift. 57 00:03:02,915 --> 00:03:05,165 - What a bastard. - When does your replacement arrive? 58 00:03:05,332 --> 00:03:07,624 - I'm still here. I have one night left. 59 00:03:07,790 --> 00:03:10,624 Scavenger, There is a period of mourning to respect. 60 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:13,665 - It's you who bars you to go party in New York. 61 00:03:13,832 --> 00:03:15,332 You will not make me cry. 62 00:03:15,499 --> 00:03:18,832 - You'll love it. She did not know that there was a terrace. 63 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,124 I will show him. 64 00:03:20,665 --> 00:03:24,374 - A model agency boss, with Antoine, in roommate, 65 00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:26,582 it's going to be a butchery. - A butcher shop. 66 00:03:26,749 --> 00:03:29,165 - I love this song ! - Easy, you. 67 00:03:29,332 --> 00:03:32,749 * Rhythmic pop music 68 00:03:32,915 --> 00:03:35,290 'k 69 00:03:35,457 --> 00:03:36,790 - Come on, let's go home. 70 00:03:36,957 --> 00:03:39,249 I want to go there. - Stop, did you see the time? 71 00:03:39,415 --> 00:03:40,999 - But precisely. -It is 1h. 72 00:03:41,165 --> 00:03:42,707 I can not plant them. 73 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:45,040 - No, he can not. - Here ! 74 00:03:45,207 --> 00:03:48,332 - No, it's Thomas EVC, there, oh! Go! 75 00:03:48,499 --> 00:03:51,124 - EVC? What's this, this new bullshit? 76 00:03:51,290 --> 00:03:54,249 -He did not tell you? EVC? Burial of Coloc! 77 00:03:54,415 --> 00:03:57,749 - Oh yes, you, did you finish your "AirBnBitch" visits? 78 00:03:57,915 --> 00:04:00,124 - Tonight, she sleeps in my room. 79 00:04:00,290 --> 00:04:01,790 I'm going to break it down. 80 00:04:02,207 --> 00:04:03,790 - In all friendship. - Cabbage... 81 00:04:04,290 --> 00:04:05,957 - OOOOH! - Do not bullshit. 82 00:04:06,124 --> 00:04:07,790 - Give me a kiss. 83 00:04:07,957 --> 00:04:09,999 - Hey, cabbage! - Kisses, cabbage! 84 00:04:10,165 --> 00:04:11,874 - Do not worry ! - Hi beauty. 85 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,957 - Guys ! 86 00:04:14,124 --> 00:04:15,499 What are the guys? 87 00:04:15,665 --> 00:04:18,665 Who's the sho-shots for? - For us! 88 00:04:18,832 --> 00:04:21,124 - No, guys. - Yes, are you sick? 89 00:04:21,290 --> 00:04:24,165 - I'm going to scream on the plane tomorrow. - To Thomas. 90 00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:26,290 For his last evening in his apartment. 91 00:04:26,457 --> 00:04:27,624 - And to his replacement 92 00:04:27,790 --> 00:04:32,749 thanks to whom this roommate is going to be a crazy thing ... 93 00:04:32,915 --> 00:04:33,749 from my mouth? 94 00:04:39,624 --> 00:04:41,832 Are you kidding me ? He's coming over? 95 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:43,582 But I have nothing ... 96 00:04:43,749 --> 00:04:46,540 I do not care to move to L.A. 97 00:04:48,290 --> 00:04:51,582 Can not you decide for him? Find a replacement. 98 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:55,040 I'm losing the modeling agency, I will not lose the apartment. 99 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:57,957 But I have to pay rent in two days ! 100 00:04:58,124 --> 00:05:00,457 We knock. Yes Yes Yes. 101 00:05:00,624 --> 00:05:04,415 Oh yeah, do you have a plan B? It is in his interest to be available again. 102 00:05:04,582 --> 00:05:05,874 Hey, you know what? 103 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,040 Thomas? Thomas? 104 00:05:08,207 --> 00:05:11,790 If your plan is fair, it's September 11 in your mouth. 105 00:05:11,957 --> 00:05:13,457 You hear ? 106 00:05:13,624 --> 00:05:15,457 Hello? Hello? 107 00:05:15,624 --> 00:05:16,874 Hello? 108 00:05:18,832 --> 00:05:20,790 They sneer. 109 00:05:21,374 --> 00:05:23,457 Yes Yes Yes. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 110 00:05:24,249 --> 00:05:26,790 Pen clicks 111 00:05:26,957 --> 00:05:28,790 Tension music 112 00:05:28,957 --> 00:05:31,499 ... 113 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:32,665 * SMS Beep 114 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:39,707 ... 115 00:05:39,874 --> 00:05:40,707 Jeanne? 116 00:05:43,832 --> 00:05:46,749 Groovy music 117 00:05:46,915 --> 00:06:08,165 ... 118 00:06:11,415 --> 00:06:13,207 The server passes a Command. 119 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:15,457 - It's not a little weird? 120 00:06:15,624 --> 00:06:17,915 A roommate girl who stays at home? 121 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,082 Usually they stay one night. 122 00:06:25,957 --> 00:06:28,540 - It can be great, a roommate chick. 123 00:06:28,874 --> 00:06:31,332 - So "a" roommate. - Yeah, that's it ! 124 00:06:31,499 --> 00:06:34,999 Why did not we think about it sooner? - I had to have 125 00:06:35,165 --> 00:06:37,040 a modeling agency, I have more than one. 126 00:06:37,207 --> 00:06:38,290 -Imagine, she's ugly? 127 00:06:38,457 --> 00:06:39,749 - Yeah! 128 00:06:39,915 --> 00:06:43,290 The lousy roommate. - No, no, it's not possible. 129 00:06:43,457 --> 00:06:44,290 It's not possible. 130 00:06:44,457 --> 00:06:45,957 We do not work like crazy 131 00:06:46,124 --> 00:06:48,957 to return in the evening and find a lousy roommate. 132 00:06:49,124 --> 00:06:51,207 - No, that's for sure. It's certain. 133 00:06:52,874 --> 00:06:53,957 She can be good. 134 00:06:54,124 --> 00:06:56,332 - But yes ! But here, but of course. 135 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:57,374 - Carrément. 136 00:06:57,540 --> 00:07:00,999 - And if she's not good, she will have good girlfriends. 137 00:07:01,499 --> 00:07:05,165 - Oh yes, yes, yes. Note, yes, I had not thought about that. 138 00:07:05,332 --> 00:07:07,874 Groovy music 139 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:09,582 ... 140 00:07:09,749 --> 00:07:11,165 If she is good, she is good. 141 00:07:11,332 --> 00:07:13,415 Otherwise, she will have good girlfriends. 142 00:07:14,332 --> 00:07:16,540 She is good. She's good, huh? 143 00:07:16,707 --> 00:07:17,915 She is good. 144 00:07:25,582 --> 00:07:26,415 Jeanne? 145 00:07:27,874 --> 00:07:29,040 - Antoine? 146 00:07:30,915 --> 00:07:32,999 - So. The living room, spacious, design, 147 00:07:33,165 --> 00:07:35,582 directly south. You're lucky, it's sunny. 148 00:07:35,749 --> 00:07:38,082 His fireplace that works. His sofas. 149 00:07:38,707 --> 00:07:41,124 His TV ... Finally, his TV ... his plasma. 150 00:07:41,957 --> 00:07:43,832 Nice, huh? - Yeah. 151 00:07:43,999 --> 00:07:45,332 - I show you your room. 152 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:48,999 There you go. 153 00:07:49,874 --> 00:07:50,832 Nearby... 154 00:07:52,249 --> 00:07:55,249 from mine. If you need, do not hesitate ... 155 00:07:55,415 --> 00:07:57,457 You toques. 156 00:07:58,624 --> 00:08:01,124 And the highlight of the visit ... 157 00:08:01,290 --> 00:08:02,374 The terrace... 158 00:08:02,540 --> 00:08:03,624 and its Eiffel Tower view. 159 00:08:03,999 --> 00:08:06,207 In addition, at night, she flashes. 160 00:08:12,582 --> 00:08:16,207 Usually, it's clean, but I'm working on a big pub. 161 00:08:16,374 --> 00:08:18,874 Thomas explained to you? I am in communication. 162 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,540 I am a manager. As soon as we are on a contract ... 163 00:08:21,707 --> 00:08:23,207 Barn, they call me. 164 00:08:23,374 --> 00:08:25,540 - Of course. - So ? Do you like it? 165 00:08:25,707 --> 00:08:27,374 Finally, I ... The apartment? 166 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:31,290 - I wanted change, it should be fine. 167 00:08:31,457 --> 00:08:33,915 That's exactly what I need. Thank you. 168 00:08:34,082 --> 00:08:35,999 - I would say even more, it must be celebrate. 169 00:08:36,165 --> 00:08:37,457 Glasses are tingling. 170 00:08:37,624 --> 00:08:39,457 Champagne. - Ah. 171 00:08:40,124 --> 00:08:42,874 - Tell me about you. What do you do in life ? 172 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:44,415 - Interior designer. 173 00:08:44,582 --> 00:08:46,457 - Nice! In addition, it can serve. 174 00:08:47,124 --> 00:08:47,957 And tell me... 175 00:08:48,124 --> 00:08:50,290 * Sexy music 176 00:08:50,457 --> 00:08:52,207 Otherwise, are you single? 177 00:08:52,374 --> 00:08:54,374 We ring. 178 00:08:54,540 --> 00:08:56,165 I'm asking you this ... 179 00:08:56,665 --> 00:08:59,124 Since you're roommates, you're single ? 180 00:09:03,832 --> 00:09:04,874 Huh? Tell me. 181 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,499 - Yeah, recently. - Unbelievable. Like me. 182 00:09:07,665 --> 00:09:09,665 You ring again. Whore... 183 00:09:12,999 --> 00:09:14,832 - MOM ! - Yes, my darlings! 184 00:09:14,999 --> 00:09:16,624 They scream. 185 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:19,290 My darlings ! Kiss my love! 186 00:09:19,457 --> 00:09:20,999 - We do not waste time. 187 00:09:21,165 --> 00:09:23,082 "I missed you, my darlings. 188 00:09:23,249 --> 00:09:25,082 - Do you want hoods, too? - Huh? 189 00:09:25,249 --> 00:09:27,124 - Wait for the children are lying down. 190 00:09:27,290 --> 00:09:28,665 - We are back ! 191 00:09:28,832 --> 00:09:30,082 - It's my home, there. 192 00:09:30,249 --> 00:09:31,499 They are heckling. 193 00:09:31,665 --> 00:09:32,999 Hi and in 15 days. 194 00:09:33,165 --> 00:09:34,040 - YES! 195 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:36,665 - Huh? - Well ... That's done. 196 00:09:36,832 --> 00:09:37,665 - YES! 197 00:09:37,832 --> 00:09:40,124 - Children, come say hello to Antoine. 198 00:09:40,290 --> 00:09:41,332 - YES ! YOUHOU! 199 00:09:41,499 --> 00:09:43,499 - Come on, say hello to Antoine. 200 00:09:43,665 --> 00:09:44,790 - Do you have a Playstation? 201 00:09:46,082 --> 00:09:48,290 - Huh? - You say hello, darling. 202 00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:50,290 - Tell me you have a Playstation. 203 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:51,499 She's blowing. 204 00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:53,415 Hello. Do you have a Playstation? 205 00:09:55,124 --> 00:09:56,749 - That's Theo, 8, 206 00:09:56,915 --> 00:09:58,332 and Lou, 5 years old. 207 00:09:58,499 --> 00:10:01,790 - You saw, she is beautiful, my dress. It's the prettiest. 208 00:10:03,707 --> 00:10:05,665 Where is our room? 209 00:10:06,374 --> 00:10:07,165 - Bedroom ? 210 00:10:08,082 --> 00:10:08,832 - Over there ? 211 00:10:10,707 --> 00:10:13,249 Theo imitates a mermaid. 212 00:10:14,499 --> 00:10:15,624 The door slams. 213 00:10:15,790 --> 00:10:16,749 - What was that ? 214 00:10:16,915 --> 00:10:18,124 Funny music 215 00:10:18,290 --> 00:10:29,207 ... 216 00:10:29,374 --> 00:10:31,582 You'll see if I have a Playstation. 217 00:10:31,749 --> 00:10:40,249 ... 218 00:10:40,415 --> 00:10:42,790 Tension music 219 00:10:42,957 --> 00:10:44,790 ... 220 00:10:44,957 --> 00:10:45,790 *-Hello. 221 00:10:45,957 --> 00:10:49,499 You are on Thomas's answering machine. Leave a message. 222 00:10:50,332 --> 00:10:52,957 - You explain to me, there? Damn, but to me ... 223 00:10:53,124 --> 00:10:55,624 A mother. In addition, with children! 224 00:10:59,499 --> 00:11:01,249 It is the attack of the century! 225 00:11:01,874 --> 00:11:04,832 I had to have mannequins, I have kids. 226 00:11:04,999 --> 00:11:08,915 A boy and a girl. Did you think we were at Hogwarts? 227 00:11:09,082 --> 00:11:10,499 Listen to me, buddy. 228 00:11:10,665 --> 00:11:13,749 Woman and children, it clears before the end of the week. 229 00:11:13,915 --> 00:11:17,290 This is the American-style trial. I'll open you in two 230 00:11:17,457 --> 00:11:19,832 for sabotaging my roommate, fired the dummies 231 00:11:19,999 --> 00:11:22,207 and set up a daycare! Encle! 232 00:11:22,374 --> 00:11:24,957 He yells. 233 00:11:25,124 --> 00:11:27,582 ... 234 00:11:27,749 --> 00:11:28,957 Fucked, go. 235 00:11:29,457 --> 00:11:31,874 Enough, I'll fuck you! 236 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,915 Screaming fight in the room 237 00:11:35,082 --> 00:11:36,207 She knocks. 238 00:11:36,374 --> 00:11:37,374 - Ah! 239 00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:39,415 I'm going to fuck you. - Antoine? 240 00:11:42,790 --> 00:11:44,540 So, will we celebrate it tomorrow? 241 00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:48,082 Good night. 242 00:11:53,707 --> 00:11:54,665 Children! 243 00:11:55,332 --> 00:11:57,290 Teeth, pee and in bed. 244 00:11:57,457 --> 00:11:58,499 - Oh fuck... 245 00:11:58,874 --> 00:12:01,165 Whore, I've never been treated like that. 246 00:12:10,457 --> 00:12:12,999 snoring 247 00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:19,040 ... 248 00:12:19,207 --> 00:12:20,749 - MOM ! 249 00:12:20,915 --> 00:12:22,415 - Mom... 250 00:12:22,582 --> 00:12:24,207 Mom... Shouting scream 251 00:12:24,374 --> 00:12:25,749 Ah! Mom ! Mom ! 252 00:12:25,915 --> 00:12:28,790 Lou screams in the hallway. 253 00:12:30,457 --> 00:12:31,499 He sighs. 254 00:12:32,457 --> 00:12:37,124 ... 255 00:12:40,290 --> 00:12:41,707 - Did you see my Honey Pops? 256 00:12:48,624 --> 00:12:49,707 - Oh fuck... 257 00:12:50,207 --> 00:12:51,374 Oh, hell ... 258 00:12:59,874 --> 00:13:02,124 What a hell, bastard! What hell... 259 00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:03,999 What a hell, bastard! 260 00:13:04,582 --> 00:13:05,832 *Message 261 00:13:13,790 --> 00:13:14,790 * SMS Beep 262 00:13:17,457 --> 00:13:18,415 Oh, guys ... 263 00:13:19,457 --> 00:13:20,290 - Antoine? 264 00:13:21,207 --> 00:13:22,540 Too good, your presentation. 265 00:13:26,082 --> 00:13:26,957 - Hello. 266 00:13:27,124 --> 00:13:29,540 Your presentation was super good. 267 00:13:29,707 --> 00:13:31,665 - I'm asking you, are you good? 268 00:13:36,832 --> 00:13:37,874 OK... 269 00:13:40,874 --> 00:13:42,124 OK, OK, OK ... 270 00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:48,999 His phone rings. 271 00:13:49,165 --> 00:13:53,457 ... 272 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:55,290 Yeah, hello, my poto. 273 00:13:55,457 --> 00:13:57,040 - Excuse me ? - It's okay ? 274 00:13:57,207 --> 00:13:57,999 Hold on. What? 275 00:13:58,165 --> 00:13:59,332 - Did you see my mug? 276 00:13:59,499 --> 00:14:01,540 - I do not know where he is, Serge. 277 00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:02,749 - I have the same. 278 00:14:02,915 --> 00:14:04,915 - Yes, great, I'm on the phone. 279 00:14:05,707 --> 00:14:07,207 Yeah, I know! 280 00:14:07,374 --> 00:14:10,665 I know I know. A chance to cuckold, buddy! 281 00:14:10,832 --> 00:14:12,040 Yeah, it's like that. 282 00:14:12,207 --> 00:14:14,415 I must have a gift, something ... 283 00:14:14,582 --> 00:14:17,499 Yeah. Yeah, the roommate "good girl", 284 00:14:17,665 --> 00:14:19,249 It's for me. It's awesome. 285 00:14:19,415 --> 00:14:22,040 I kiss you, my Stan. Kisses, bye bye. 286 00:14:24,290 --> 00:14:25,665 I'm in shit. 287 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,290 They will not let me go. 288 00:14:27,457 --> 00:14:28,707 *Vibrator 289 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,207 I'm in the shit! 290 00:14:41,332 --> 00:14:44,040 - Christian, you disturb me. I am in full date. 291 00:14:44,207 --> 00:14:46,915 Come on, I listen to you, but I have little time. 292 00:14:49,999 --> 00:14:50,999 Yes mom. 293 00:14:51,707 --> 00:14:53,082 Yes everything is fine. 294 00:14:53,249 --> 00:14:56,249 No, I'm not coming to your place, I found an apartment. 295 00:14:56,415 --> 00:14:57,249 Here. 296 00:14:58,374 --> 00:14:59,499 Yes, Laura? 297 00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:02,207 I got the message, I'm coming very soon. 298 00:15:11,582 --> 00:15:12,874 * SMS Beep - Stan ... 299 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,290 "How's it going with the hottie? " 300 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:16,332 Pfff ... 301 00:15:21,332 --> 00:15:22,249 - BUT, 302 00:15:22,415 --> 00:15:23,999 EUH! - What? It's okay. 303 00:15:24,165 --> 00:15:26,165 What are you doing? 304 00:15:26,332 --> 00:15:27,499 He whines. 305 00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:31,874 ... 306 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,040 * Second goal ... 307 00:15:33,207 --> 00:15:38,082 ... 308 00:15:38,249 --> 00:15:39,124 Lou laughs. 309 00:15:40,457 --> 00:15:41,957 - Let go of me ! 310 00:15:42,124 --> 00:15:43,540 Fight 311 00:15:43,707 --> 00:15:49,790 ... 312 00:15:55,332 --> 00:15:57,540 * -It is beautiful, your dragonfly, Nicolas. 313 00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,624 * Joyful music 314 00:16:02,124 --> 00:16:03,040 - Where is she ? 315 00:16:04,332 --> 00:16:05,207 Where is she ? 316 00:16:08,207 --> 00:16:09,124 Where is she ? 317 00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:10,957 Give me the remote control. 318 00:16:11,124 --> 00:16:11,707 Good... 319 00:16:13,915 --> 00:16:16,249 Strident howls 320 00:16:16,415 --> 00:16:18,665 ... 321 00:16:18,832 --> 00:16:19,915 OK, OK, OK! 322 00:16:20,082 --> 00:16:22,290 * Ukulele 323 00:16:22,874 --> 00:16:23,874 - At table ! 324 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:27,499 K 325 00:16:27,665 --> 00:16:29,874 At the table, if not McDo this week-end. 326 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:40,082 K 327 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,290 - Thanks Mom. Mom ? 328 00:16:42,457 --> 00:16:43,249 - That's enough. 329 00:16:43,415 --> 00:16:44,374 Where is she ? 330 00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:46,082 - What? - She stole my remote. 331 00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:48,332 - Not even true ! 332 00:16:48,499 --> 00:16:49,665 - If z _N0n! 333 00:16:49,832 --> 00:16:50,957 - You calm down. 334 00:16:51,124 --> 00:16:52,790 Lou, that's not good. 335 00:16:52,957 --> 00:16:55,999 As soon as you finish, you will make the remote control. 336 00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:57,707 - No now. - No. 337 00:16:57,874 --> 00:17:01,332 We do not go out of table before finishing his plate. 338 00:17:01,499 --> 00:17:03,999 They draw language in rhythm. 339 00:17:04,165 --> 00:17:06,999 ... 340 00:17:08,832 --> 00:17:10,249 The door slams. They laugh. 341 00:17:10,415 --> 00:17:12,957 * -So, I finished, look, mom. 342 00:17:13,124 --> 00:17:14,957 Door slam 343 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,749 - Sorry, she's a joke. - There is no harm. 344 00:17:26,207 --> 00:17:27,290 Scream 345 00:17:27,457 --> 00:17:29,832 Funny music 346 00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:37,915 ... 347 00:17:38,707 --> 00:17:39,665 - Hmm ... 348 00:17:41,915 --> 00:17:42,790 Little sigh 349 00:17:45,582 --> 00:17:46,707 The straw whines. 350 00:17:48,874 --> 00:17:50,790 He drinks loudly. 351 00:17:50,957 --> 00:17:53,082 ... 352 00:17:53,249 --> 00:17:54,290 - Ah! 353 00:17:54,457 --> 00:17:55,582 Yeah... 354 00:17:58,624 --> 00:17:59,540 - Oh ! 355 00:18:00,124 --> 00:18:01,165 - Oh ! 356 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,624 - Wow. Wow ! 357 00:18:03,790 --> 00:18:05,457 Antoine chuckles. 358 00:18:08,665 --> 00:18:09,707 - Hmm ... 359 00:18:12,290 --> 00:18:14,165 Moaning of envy 360 00:18:15,749 --> 00:18:17,040 - Mmm ... 361 00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:20,665 He speaks with his mouth full. 362 00:18:20,832 --> 00:18:22,874 It's too good ! 363 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,582 Little squeak 364 00:18:26,624 --> 00:18:28,040 Oh ! - Oh ! 365 00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:29,832 - It's a car ! - For me ? 366 00:18:29,999 --> 00:18:30,665 - Excellent! 367 00:18:30,832 --> 00:18:32,082 He imitates an engine. 368 00:18:32,249 --> 00:18:34,915 ... 369 00:18:35,082 --> 00:18:37,624 - Good. Come on, teeth, pee, in bed. 370 00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:39,124 Theo. Lou. 371 00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:40,124 Go! 372 00:18:41,707 --> 00:18:44,332 - Bye. Good night. 373 00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:45,499 - Antoine? 374 00:18:45,665 --> 00:18:47,249 You have the upper floors. 375 00:18:47,415 --> 00:18:48,582 It should be fine ? 376 00:18:48,749 --> 00:18:50,415 - Yeah. I think. 377 00:18:51,332 --> 00:18:53,249 He's snoring. 378 00:18:53,415 --> 00:19:10,457 ... 379 00:19:10,624 --> 00:19:11,624 Ah! It's not me ! 380 00:19:11,790 --> 00:19:12,915 It's not me... 381 00:19:13,082 --> 00:19:15,457 The children sneer. 382 00:19:19,457 --> 00:19:21,290 Oh, fuck your mother the bitch! 383 00:19:21,457 --> 00:19:22,457 He falls. 384 00:19:31,832 --> 00:19:33,040 OK... 385 00:19:33,749 --> 00:19:35,582 There is war, guys. 386 00:19:41,082 --> 00:19:42,374 - Remove squatters, 387 00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:46,332 it's a very heavy procedure, very long and very expensive. 388 00:19:46,499 --> 00:19:48,832 Good. Did you call the police ? 389 00:19:49,624 --> 00:19:52,665 - No, I did not think about it, but it's a good idea. 390 00:19:53,290 --> 00:19:54,790 - Wait, I do not understand. 391 00:19:54,957 --> 00:19:58,249 People came in, you did not call the police, 392 00:19:58,415 --> 00:20:00,165 and they do not want to leave? 393 00:20:00,624 --> 00:20:01,457 'Nearly. 394 00:20:01,624 --> 00:20:03,957 Thomas, my former roommate, the owner's son, 395 00:20:04,124 --> 00:20:05,790 gave them the keys. 396 00:20:05,957 --> 00:20:08,707 - Ah. Squatters have the keys to the apartment? 397 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,082 - Yes... 398 00:20:10,249 --> 00:20:12,082 - Wait, it's not very clear. 399 00:20:12,249 --> 00:20:14,624 Let. How many are they ? 400 00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:17,665 - Three. Moreover, there is one that looks like him. 401 00:20:18,999 --> 00:20:20,457 - A child? - Two. 402 00:20:20,624 --> 00:20:22,374 And there is their mother, there is ... 403 00:20:23,124 --> 00:20:24,915 - Uh ... wait, uh ... 404 00:20:25,082 --> 00:20:29,249 You are explaining to me that it is a mother and her children? 405 00:20:29,415 --> 00:20:30,499 - Perfectly. 406 00:20:30,665 --> 00:20:32,124 - You want to expel them? 407 00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:34,332 - A little, I want. - In November ? 408 00:20:35,124 --> 00:20:37,415 - Yes, I do not see the report too much. 409 00:20:37,582 --> 00:20:39,540 - I think we'll stop there. 410 00:20:39,707 --> 00:20:40,832 - Huh? - Yes. 411 00:20:40,999 --> 00:20:42,249 For information, 412 00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:45,124 these people have the right to occupy the dwelling, 413 00:20:45,290 --> 00:20:47,374 since the owner gave them the keys. 414 00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:51,415 And expulsions are prohibited in winter. 415 00:20:51,582 --> 00:20:52,749 - Yeah, all right ... 416 00:20:53,332 --> 00:20:54,915 - Nathalie? 417 00:20:55,082 --> 00:20:58,874 - You can prepare a note fees for Mr. Duval? 200. 418 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,457 He stammers. 419 00:21:02,124 --> 00:21:03,415 - Like that, she is. 420 00:21:03,582 --> 00:21:05,707 I swear, she walks like this. 421 00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:12,290 Theo imitates a reactor. 422 00:21:13,999 --> 00:21:14,874 We ring. 423 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,832 - Look at the plane, Barbia. 424 00:21:17,999 --> 00:21:21,457 I want to get on the plane, Barbia. 425 00:21:21,624 --> 00:21:22,665 We ring. 426 00:21:25,665 --> 00:21:26,374 - Yeah? 427 00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:28,790 - Welcome surprise aperitif pourJeanne. 428 00:21:29,832 --> 00:21:32,707 - No, she's not here. I'm going down, I'm coming. 429 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:34,582 - Huh? 430 00:21:34,832 --> 00:21:35,707 - Whore ! 431 00:21:37,207 --> 00:21:38,499 They sound. 432 00:21:41,249 --> 00:21:42,874 *-Yes ? - Well yes... 433 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,124 We are friends of Antoine. 434 00:21:45,290 --> 00:21:46,290 - I open you. 435 00:21:46,457 --> 00:21:47,624 Tension music 436 00:21:47,790 --> 00:21:53,832 ... 437 00:21:53,999 --> 00:21:54,915 - My phone ! 438 00:21:55,082 --> 00:21:58,249 ... 439 00:21:58,415 --> 00:21:59,707 They sound. - Hold on ! 440 00:21:59,874 --> 00:22:02,165 Hold on ! Uh ... - What? 441 00:22:02,332 --> 00:22:04,165 (-I am sure she is good.) 442 00:22:04,332 --> 00:22:05,874 -1m2O with a monosourcil. 443 00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:09,582 - HEY! 444 00:22:09,749 --> 00:22:11,040 HEY... 445 00:22:11,207 --> 00:22:14,415 - Jeanne, Stan, Eric. Lets' go. - Hello. 446 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,499 - No, we brought from the field ' and all. 447 00:22:17,665 --> 00:22:19,165 - Oh, that's nice, that. 448 00:22:19,332 --> 00:22:20,332 I put it in the fridge. 449 00:22:20,499 --> 00:22:23,207 -You really have to go. Little laughs 450 00:22:23,374 --> 00:22:25,332 He laughs louder than the kids. 451 00:22:26,790 --> 00:22:27,624 'I'm not fine ? 452 00:22:28,332 --> 00:22:30,957 - It's you, you make me laugh, both. 453 00:22:31,499 --> 00:22:32,207 - Theo? 454 00:22:32,374 --> 00:22:34,374 Lou? Are you in the bath? 455 00:22:36,915 --> 00:22:37,915 - Who is she with? 456 00:22:38,374 --> 00:22:39,915 'Who ? 'who's who'> 457 00:22:40,874 --> 00:22:42,540 - Are you in the bath? 458 00:22:42,707 --> 00:22:43,540 - Who is that ? 459 00:22:43,707 --> 00:22:46,624 - How "who's that"? They! - I'm coming, darling. 460 00:22:46,790 --> 00:22:47,540 - Do not tell me ... 461 00:22:49,499 --> 00:22:51,082 It's a sex plan? 462 00:22:51,749 --> 00:22:54,249 - She's a slut it exhausts me, I swear to you. 463 00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:56,082 Come on, let's go, guys. 464 00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:58,665 - No ? You kidding ? - Yes. 465 00:22:58,832 --> 00:23:00,124 - Do not do anything stupid. 466 00:23:01,124 --> 00:23:02,040 I finish with them 467 00:23:02,207 --> 00:23:04,749 and I come to drink champagne. Wait for me. 468 00:23:04,915 --> 00:23:05,999 - YES MADAM. 469 00:23:06,165 --> 00:23:07,874 - No, but take your time. 470 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,624 Take care of them. Especially the little one. 471 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:12,540 We will drink the champagne 472 00:23:12,707 --> 00:23:15,249 the next time ? - It is really nice. 473 00:23:15,415 --> 00:23:16,665 Dependent contrast. 474 00:23:16,832 --> 00:23:18,165 Well I'm leaving, 475 00:23:18,332 --> 00:23:20,499 they will put everywhere. Embarrassed laughter 476 00:23:20,665 --> 00:23:22,249 Yes, it's good, I'm coming! 477 00:23:22,624 --> 00:23:23,874 - Have fun. 478 00:23:25,165 --> 00:23:26,832 - But it's the plan of the year! 479 00:23:26,999 --> 00:23:29,415 - I understand he's stealing it, huh? 480 00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:30,749 - Oh guys! 481 00:23:30,915 --> 00:23:32,457 We go, it's good. 482 00:23:32,624 --> 00:23:34,957 - We can... - I want to have it everywhere. 483 00:23:35,124 --> 00:23:36,707 - No stop. Go. 484 00:23:42,999 --> 00:23:44,915 There is a great atmosphere here. 485 00:23:49,832 --> 00:23:51,624 Music disturbing 486 00:23:51,790 --> 00:24:06,749 ... 487 00:24:06,915 --> 00:24:08,582 * Electro music babbling 488 00:24:08,749 --> 00:24:18,707 'k 489 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,624 He yells. 490 00:24:48,165 --> 00:24:49,999 - Bravo, darling. 491 00:24:50,165 --> 00:24:52,457 It's cute. Is it for me, hearts? 492 00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:55,165 - Yes. - That's nice, darling. 493 00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:02,457 Hello. - CUCKOO, ANTOINE! 494 00:25:03,082 --> 00:25:05,374 - Hello. Can I talk to you for two minutes? 495 00:25:05,707 --> 00:25:06,582 - Yes. 496 00:25:07,207 --> 00:25:09,457 Stop, Theo. - I would like to tell you 497 00:25:09,624 --> 00:25:10,915 that it is not possible. 498 00:25:11,332 --> 00:25:12,832 - Homework in the living room? 499 00:25:12,999 --> 00:25:14,874 - No. Homework and the living room. 500 00:25:16,332 --> 00:25:17,374 - What are you talking about ? 501 00:25:17,540 --> 00:25:21,374 - Of all that. The gnomes, Honey Pops, you, the apartment. 502 00:25:22,624 --> 00:25:23,665 - The gnomes? 503 00:25:23,832 --> 00:25:25,999 Can I know what's going on? 504 00:25:26,165 --> 00:25:28,832 - At the end of the week, you are no longer there. 505 00:25:28,999 --> 00:25:30,749 You and Tic and Tac, you disengage. 506 00:25:30,915 --> 00:25:32,415 - But it's not ok? 507 00:25:32,582 --> 00:25:34,624 - No. We had to be 2, we are 4. 508 00:25:34,790 --> 00:25:37,832 It's not the Mickey Club. You break. 509 00:25:38,415 --> 00:25:39,665 - Oh ok. 510 00:25:39,832 --> 00:25:42,665 Thomas told me that there was no problem. 511 00:25:42,832 --> 00:25:46,082 - Thomas told me you were blonde with big boobs. 512 00:25:46,249 --> 00:25:47,374 - She has no big tits. 513 00:25:47,915 --> 00:25:49,124 - Oh ok. 514 00:25:49,290 --> 00:25:50,415 He told me about 6 months. 515 00:25:50,582 --> 00:25:52,457 -6 months ? Whore... 516 00:25:52,624 --> 00:25:53,665 -1 euro ! 517 00:25:53,832 --> 00:25:54,832 - fucking shit! 518 00:25:54,999 --> 00:25:56,290 -2 euros. 519 00:25:56,457 --> 00:25:58,790 - What? - For big words. 520 00:25:58,957 --> 00:26:02,207 - In your room. - We will not disappoint her, anyway. 521 00:26:02,374 --> 00:26:04,290 If that's it, no problem. 522 00:26:04,457 --> 00:26:05,874 That's it, look. Here. 523 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,374 Poop, zizi, pissed off, 524 00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:08,665 chiasse, shit. 525 00:26:08,832 --> 00:26:09,957 - In your room ! 526 00:26:10,124 --> 00:26:11,207 - Shit. Toilet. 527 00:26:11,374 --> 00:26:12,790 Duke's hole. Hairy. - I have... 528 00:26:12,957 --> 00:26:15,832 I said "the room". Go. - Hair. Fion. 529 00:26:15,999 --> 00:26:18,332 Hairy dog's asshole. 530 00:26:18,499 --> 00:26:20,624 - You've finished ? - I have more coins. 531 00:26:20,790 --> 00:26:22,665 - So, already, we stay. 532 00:26:22,832 --> 00:26:26,499 If you think I'm impressed, you are the last of my worries. 533 00:26:27,665 --> 00:26:28,332 I left 534 00:26:28,499 --> 00:26:32,124 my apartment where is my husband, who must be in Sandrine. 535 00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:33,624 - Ah ... 536 00:26:33,790 --> 00:26:35,124 - In short, I divorce. 537 00:26:35,290 --> 00:26:38,624 As soon as I know the amount from my pension, I can leave 538 00:26:38,790 --> 00:26:40,457 and pass me of your kids. 539 00:26:40,874 --> 00:26:41,915 - Hum ... - OK ? 540 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,999 In the meantime, we stay. And you, I do not care. 541 00:26:50,457 --> 00:26:51,707 - Well, I stay! 542 00:26:52,249 --> 00:26:53,999 Well, I ... I'm at home. 543 00:26:55,082 --> 00:26:56,374 Hey... 544 00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:06,249 OK, OK, OK ... 545 00:27:06,415 --> 00:27:07,915 *Vibrator 546 00:27:08,415 --> 00:27:09,290 Yeah, Stan? 547 00:27:10,290 --> 00:27:11,499 I am at the office. 548 00:27:12,540 --> 00:27:14,124 I tell you that I am in the office. 549 00:27:16,665 --> 00:27:17,457 Hello? 550 00:27:17,624 --> 00:27:19,290 *Tone 551 00:27:19,457 --> 00:27:21,290 He's Con, him, I swear to you ... 552 00:27:24,165 --> 00:27:25,624 * Buzz 553 00:27:28,499 --> 00:27:30,707 * Girl's voice * -Allo, who is it? 554 00:27:31,332 --> 00:27:32,665 - Uh ... Jeanne? 555 00:27:34,332 --> 00:27:36,290 * -Mom, it's for you! 556 00:27:38,165 --> 00:27:38,999 *-Yes ? 557 00:27:40,374 --> 00:27:41,415 * Hello? 558 00:27:52,165 --> 00:27:53,165 - Whore... 559 00:27:53,332 --> 00:27:56,040 Okay, come on, there, there. Go away. 560 00:27:56,207 --> 00:27:57,415 - No, it's blue. 561 00:27:58,249 --> 00:28:00,457 - What, "blue"? - Yes, it's blue. 562 00:28:01,624 --> 00:28:03,415 - I dunno. A Smurf? 563 00:28:03,582 --> 00:28:06,290 - Blue, it's time for children. - What? 564 00:28:08,290 --> 00:28:11,290 - Oh ok. OK. But there is something missing. 565 00:28:11,457 --> 00:28:13,374 There is no mark when I can pee. 566 00:28:13,874 --> 00:28:14,707 - Ah ... 567 00:28:15,790 --> 00:28:18,790 It is after having lifted the toilet bowl. 568 00:28:19,540 --> 00:28:22,290 I'll add it, it does not look clear. 569 00:28:31,624 --> 00:28:33,499 Psst, children ... 570 00:28:33,665 --> 00:28:36,582 I saw with mom. We forget the blue, all that. 571 00:28:37,499 --> 00:28:40,040 I add 1 euro and you give me the remote control. 572 00:28:40,207 --> 00:28:41,749 That's good, huh? 573 00:28:44,332 --> 00:28:45,165 - OK. 574 00:28:45,749 --> 00:28:46,624 - Serious? 575 00:28:47,165 --> 00:28:48,124 - HM hm. 576 00:28:55,915 --> 00:28:57,165 - Shit... 577 00:28:57,332 --> 00:29:00,040 - If you have no money, you can pay in Smarties. 578 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,249 - Anything ... Smarties. 579 00:29:06,082 --> 00:29:07,415 Who do you take me for ? 580 00:29:07,957 --> 00:29:09,290 - For no one. 581 00:29:22,415 --> 00:29:23,957 - Uh ... tell me? 582 00:29:24,124 --> 00:29:27,582 Uh, no, it's not that tonight. Give me Smarties. 583 00:29:27,749 --> 00:29:29,624 - Smarties? - Yeah, please. 584 00:29:30,874 --> 00:29:31,749 Yeah, that's it. 585 00:29:32,374 --> 00:29:34,749 Here. Great. Give me the big package. 586 00:29:36,874 --> 00:29:39,290 Thank you, I'll pay you tomorrow, okay? 587 00:29:40,707 --> 00:29:42,874 - MyMedia, hello. Ah, Antoine? 588 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,415 - Yes ? - Your appointment has arrived, huh. 589 00:29:45,582 --> 00:29:46,790 - My meeting ? - Hum. 590 00:29:46,957 --> 00:29:47,957 - Hello. 591 00:29:48,749 --> 00:29:50,082 Sorry, i am late. 592 00:29:50,249 --> 00:29:53,124 Please sit down. A coffee ? 593 00:30:00,832 --> 00:30:01,749 A sugar ? 594 00:30:04,332 --> 00:30:05,540 You're welcome. 595 00:30:08,374 --> 00:30:10,040 Hop, that's it. 596 00:30:14,332 --> 00:30:16,290 What can I do ? 597 00:30:22,665 --> 00:30:24,874 If you do not know, it's going to be complicated. 598 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,957 Funny music 599 00:30:27,124 --> 00:30:31,374 ... 600 00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:32,707 I... 601 00:30:32,874 --> 00:30:39,124 ... 602 00:30:39,290 --> 00:30:41,874 Well, hey, you know what? Break up, break up. 603 00:30:42,999 --> 00:30:44,540 You're going to sleep. Emerges. 604 00:30:45,999 --> 00:30:48,582 - I'm not taken? - You'll take this one. 605 00:30:48,749 --> 00:30:49,499 - Hello. - Whore... 606 00:30:49,665 --> 00:30:51,457 - I'm the Fairy Galipette, 607 00:30:51,624 --> 00:30:53,874 for young and old, with his show 608 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,624 Somersault in the Land of magic wands. 609 00:31:00,332 --> 00:31:01,999 - What is this mess ? 610 00:31:02,165 --> 00:31:03,207 - Your appointments. 611 00:31:03,374 --> 00:31:05,582 They are there for the announcement. - Which ad? 612 00:31:06,374 --> 00:31:08,040 - A Lannister honors his debts. 613 00:31:08,582 --> 00:31:09,499 - What? 614 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,415 Hello, Jeanne? It's Antoine. 615 00:31:19,582 --> 00:31:23,582 Hey, but what a bar of laughter in the office, I was bent in half. 616 00:31:23,749 --> 00:31:25,832 Great, the casting. 617 00:31:25,999 --> 00:31:29,457 The mime, extraordinary. I almost got fired. 618 00:31:29,624 --> 00:31:30,665 How old are you ? 619 00:31:30,832 --> 00:31:32,290 Do you want war? You have it. 620 00:31:32,457 --> 00:31:33,999 Yeah, go ahead, I'm listening. 621 00:31:37,540 --> 00:31:39,665 Did not find an apartment? 622 00:31:39,832 --> 00:31:40,790 Yeah... 623 00:31:41,707 --> 00:31:44,332 Yeah, that's good day. 624 00:31:44,499 --> 00:31:45,374 - Yeah ... 625 00:31:46,832 --> 00:31:50,374 It's okay ? You look tense. - That's the job, do you have any worries? 626 00:31:50,540 --> 00:31:53,749 - No, he would have talked about it. - Yes you are right. Of course. 627 00:31:53,915 --> 00:31:56,582 What is that ? It's a birthday cast. 628 00:31:56,749 --> 00:31:57,915 - What birthday? 629 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,457 - Are you the casting? 630 00:32:04,999 --> 00:32:06,790 - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 631 00:32:07,665 --> 00:32:08,790 - Whore... 632 00:32:08,957 --> 00:32:11,332 - Hey ! Two kids ... You're sick, you. 633 00:32:11,499 --> 00:32:13,124 - Why did not you say anything? 634 00:32:13,290 --> 00:32:15,582 - My life is hell. Oh... 635 00:32:16,082 --> 00:32:18,457 - This sole is hell. They agree. 636 00:32:18,624 --> 00:32:21,999 - And your roommate? -It plays a little less at the console, 637 00:32:22,165 --> 00:32:26,124 and he has a healthy diet since he bites little Swiss. 638 00:32:27,249 --> 00:32:28,415 Finally, short. 639 00:32:28,582 --> 00:32:30,457 Typical single quarantine. 640 00:32:30,624 --> 00:32:33,374 Afraid to grow old, children, confinement, 641 00:32:33,540 --> 00:32:35,790 commitment, responsibilities. 642 00:32:35,957 --> 00:32:36,832 - I know. 643 00:32:36,999 --> 00:32:38,999 - It's a PDT. Afraid of everything. 644 00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:40,707 I saw that in a magazine. 645 00:32:41,415 --> 00:32:44,124 - Oh well, fags, it's easier. 646 00:32:44,290 --> 00:32:47,124 - But leave. Go to your parents, or somewhere else. 647 00:32:47,290 --> 00:32:49,332 - No, I still have a nice apartment, 648 00:32:49,499 --> 00:32:52,790 with a room for children, Near the school, 649 00:32:52,957 --> 00:32:55,749 without having my mother to tell me how to dress them. 650 00:32:55,915 --> 00:32:57,624 - I do not suggest you come. 651 00:32:57,790 --> 00:33:01,915 With Jean-Marc, children and stock of Peruvian cups for my site ... 652 00:33:02,082 --> 00:33:03,415 - It's sweet, that. - Yes. 653 00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:06,832 - I prefer to hold on until the judgment of the divorce. 654 00:33:06,999 --> 00:33:08,415 Despite my late roommate. 655 00:33:08,582 --> 00:33:09,832 - Teeth, pee ... 656 00:33:09,999 --> 00:33:11,832 - AND BED! - There, fuck! 657 00:33:11,999 --> 00:33:12,957 * Rhythmic music 658 00:33:13,124 --> 00:33:16,540 'k 659 00:33:16,707 --> 00:33:18,249 - This is our apartment in Teuf. - Yes. 660 00:33:18,415 --> 00:33:21,332 - You were there first. - The dwarves will not do the law. 661 00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:24,332 - Do not talk to me about dwarves. Stop with that, mess. 662 00:33:24,499 --> 00:33:26,207 Come on, go, go ahead. 663 00:33:26,374 --> 00:33:28,415 - Quick, buddy. 664 00:33:28,582 --> 00:33:29,790 Come on guys ! 665 00:33:29,957 --> 00:33:32,540 K 666 00:33:32,707 --> 00:33:33,540 - Do not go to sleep! 667 00:33:33,707 --> 00:33:37,124 K 668 00:33:37,290 --> 00:33:39,082 Hubbub 669 00:33:39,249 --> 00:33:44,290 ... 670 00:33:44,457 --> 00:33:47,707 - Eric, how are you, man? - It's okay. 671 00:33:47,874 --> 00:33:50,707 - In finance, we travel. Do you know the Caribbean? 672 00:33:50,874 --> 00:33:53,082 - Oh no. -I must take you. 673 00:33:53,249 --> 00:33:56,249 You'll love, Veronica. - By cons, me, it's Maria. 674 00:33:56,415 --> 00:33:57,999 - Yeah, Maria, it's better. 675 00:33:59,457 --> 00:34:01,165 - Yeah! - Hum ... 676 00:34:01,332 --> 00:34:03,249 - Yeah, that's good. - You can not 677 00:34:03,415 --> 00:34:04,165 to call your friend? 678 00:34:04,999 --> 00:34:05,915 - I have ecstas. 679 00:34:06,082 --> 00:34:09,290 - Yeah, that's good, ecstas. If you want, we have it. 680 00:34:09,457 --> 00:34:12,874 - I do not touch that, me. - Why not crack, are you sick? 681 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,082 Take some grass. - Yeah. 682 00:34:15,249 --> 00:34:17,332 Do not like losing control. 683 00:34:17,499 --> 00:34:19,707 - Do not worry, I make a call. 684 00:34:19,874 --> 00:34:22,249 Jldéconne. No, but it's cool. 685 00:34:22,415 --> 00:34:23,290 - Yeah? 686 00:34:23,457 --> 00:34:24,290 - Once. 687 00:34:24,457 --> 00:34:26,249 I killed a deer in the car. 688 00:34:26,415 --> 00:34:27,082 - Serious? 689 00:34:27,249 --> 00:34:30,249 - Yeah. But at the time, I was a vegetarian. 690 00:34:30,415 --> 00:34:32,374 They laugh. 691 00:34:32,540 --> 00:34:34,290 - It's good, it happens. - Cool. 692 00:34:35,790 --> 00:34:37,290 -It is 2 o'clock in the morning, there! 693 00:34:37,457 --> 00:34:40,040 The children sleep, it's not possible. 694 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,457 - I present you my sister. She loves doing her drama queen. 695 00:34:47,624 --> 00:34:48,957 - Ah yes, nice Ï 696 00:34:49,124 --> 00:34:50,332 - Hey, hey, hey! 697 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:53,415 Pee ! In bed ! The teeth! 698 00:34:54,207 --> 00:34:55,707 - Go! 699 00:34:56,207 --> 00:34:57,207 - Oh ok. 700 00:34:58,457 --> 00:34:59,832 'Oh. It's okay! 701 00:34:59,999 --> 00:35:01,915 - Come on, come with your paj! 702 00:35:02,082 --> 00:35:04,040 - The paj! The pyJ! 703 00:35:04,207 --> 00:35:06,124 - PYJ! THE PYJ! 704 00:35:06,290 --> 00:35:08,165 THE PYJ! THE PYJ! 705 00:35:09,082 --> 00:35:10,290 We ring. 706 00:35:11,624 --> 00:35:13,207 - So there it is. We ring. 707 00:35:13,374 --> 00:35:15,707 Ah! Ah! 708 00:35:15,874 --> 00:35:18,457 Hey ! Who is that ? 709 00:35:18,624 --> 00:35:19,665 Who is it? that? 710 00:35:20,124 --> 00:35:23,832 It's the dea-dea, it's my ... - DEALER ! 711 00:35:23,999 --> 00:35:24,624 - Good ! 712 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:26,999 This is the dea-dea 713 00:35:27,165 --> 00:35:29,582 It's the dealer! It's the dealer ... 714 00:35:29,749 --> 00:35:30,999 Oh, fucking shit. 715 00:35:32,749 --> 00:35:33,999 They sound. 716 00:35:35,957 --> 00:35:37,207 - Good evening. - Good evening. 717 00:35:37,374 --> 00:35:40,707 We were informed of a night fuss at Mr. Duval's. 718 00:35:40,874 --> 00:35:42,790 - Thanks, you did it fast. 719 00:35:43,165 --> 00:35:44,415 - You live here ? 720 00:35:44,582 --> 00:35:45,415 - Absolutely. 721 00:35:45,582 --> 00:35:48,624 - Your ID? - Yes of course. 722 00:35:49,165 --> 00:35:50,957 - Gentlemen, ladies, good evening. 723 00:35:53,374 --> 00:35:54,749 Snap of the fingers 724 00:35:54,915 --> 00:35:58,749 ... 725 00:36:00,249 --> 00:36:01,374 - Here. 726 00:36:01,540 --> 00:36:02,374 250 euros. 727 00:36:03,874 --> 00:36:06,249 - No, but it's me who called you. 728 00:36:06,415 --> 00:36:08,624 - For night fuss? - Yes that's it. 729 00:36:09,249 --> 00:36:10,832 - You live here ? - Yes. 730 00:36:10,999 --> 00:36:13,957 - It's me, I was there first. It's marked on the lease. 731 00:36:14,124 --> 00:36:15,499 - It's him, the fuss. 732 00:36:15,665 --> 00:36:16,707 - Is this your husband? 733 00:36:16,874 --> 00:36:17,707 - No. 734 00:36:17,874 --> 00:36:19,082 -He lives here ? 735 00:36:19,249 --> 00:36:20,082 - Eh yes. 736 00:36:23,082 --> 00:36:24,374 - You think we have 737 00:36:24,540 --> 00:36:26,207 what to do? - Yes. No ! 738 00:36:26,374 --> 00:36:29,332 - That's enough, 250 euros. - Hey oh, hey! 739 00:36:29,499 --> 00:36:31,040 Do not do your bitch, Julie Lescroc. 740 00:36:31,207 --> 00:36:32,790 - Sorry ? - Calm down. 741 00:36:32,957 --> 00:36:34,290 - Otherwise, I'm slapping! 742 00:36:34,457 --> 00:36:36,040 - Uh! -450 euros 743 00:36:36,207 --> 00:36:37,582 for contempt of the agent. 744 00:36:37,749 --> 00:36:39,999 - Oh no. "Whore" is 1 euro. 745 00:36:40,165 --> 00:36:41,665 "Encle" is 1 euro. 746 00:36:41,832 --> 00:36:42,915 That's 3 euros. 747 00:36:44,290 --> 00:36:45,374 He yells. 748 00:36:45,540 --> 00:36:51,499 ... 749 00:36:51,665 --> 00:36:52,915 - No, but hey, Antoine! 750 00:36:54,124 --> 00:36:55,082 - You are sick ! 751 00:36:55,249 --> 00:36:57,707 - Antoine? - It's okay ? It's okay ? 752 00:36:57,874 --> 00:36:59,499 - Antoine! Oh ! 753 00:36:59,665 --> 00:37:02,832 What is my name ? - You have to call someone. 754 00:37:02,999 --> 00:37:04,957 What are we going to do ? 755 00:37:05,124 --> 00:37:07,374 -It is pissing on it. - Oh, go ahead ... 756 00:37:07,540 --> 00:37:09,999 - It is not serious. 757 00:37:10,165 --> 00:37:11,415 - Have pee ... - It's okay ? 758 00:37:11,582 --> 00:37:13,249 - Pee, Jeanne. 759 00:37:15,915 --> 00:37:17,957 -He was tasered. Jeanne? 760 00:37:18,124 --> 00:37:21,040 He was tasered. You had your revenge. 761 00:37:21,207 --> 00:37:22,540 -He looked for it. 762 00:37:22,832 --> 00:37:24,082 - Look, mom. 763 00:37:24,707 --> 00:37:26,540 The panties are broken. 764 00:37:26,707 --> 00:37:27,332 - Sit down 765 00:37:27,499 --> 00:37:29,415 - You have complained for fuss at home? 766 00:37:29,582 --> 00:37:31,165 You have to relax. 767 00:37:34,957 --> 00:37:38,290 Do you know what that means? You have to fuck. 768 00:37:38,457 --> 00:37:39,332 - Oh yes. 769 00:37:39,499 --> 00:37:42,582 But where, when, how, with whom? I have time for nothing. 770 00:37:43,499 --> 00:37:44,957 - I may have a plan. 771 00:37:46,707 --> 00:37:48,165 Rencontrons-nous.com. 772 00:37:48,790 --> 00:37:51,332 - What? - You've got 3 appointment for tonight. 773 00:37:52,415 --> 00:37:53,374 - Never. 774 00:37:54,415 --> 00:37:56,874 * -Species of evil, the mouse will see ... 775 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:57,707 * SMS Beep 776 00:37:57,874 --> 00:37:58,999 *Television 777 00:37:59,165 --> 00:38:39,540 'k 778 00:38:46,499 --> 00:38:47,790 Scary music 779 00:38:48,124 --> 00:38:49,624 - Oh, damn shit! 780 00:38:49,790 --> 00:38:50,582 Children, how are you? 781 00:38:50,749 --> 00:38:52,207 The sweets you eat, 782 00:38:52,374 --> 00:38:53,332 they have a weird taste? 783 00:38:53,499 --> 00:38:55,040 - YES. - Oh fuck... 784 00:38:55,207 --> 00:38:56,457 Here, look. Tell me ? 785 00:38:56,624 --> 00:38:59,040 How many felts are there? - There are 5 of them. 786 00:38:59,207 --> 00:39:02,999 - No, there are not 5. How many are there? A... 787 00:39:03,165 --> 00:39:04,332 How many are there? 788 00:39:04,499 --> 00:39:06,290 - Yena22! 789 00:39:06,457 --> 00:39:07,874 - Oh, fuck, it's hot! 790 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,457 - She can not count. 791 00:39:10,707 --> 00:39:13,707 - Darling, look at me. What's your first name ? 792 00:39:13,874 --> 00:39:17,249 - Chrystal, the queen of ponies! - But no. 793 00:39:17,415 --> 00:39:20,790 It's Lou, your name. And you what's your name ? 794 00:39:20,957 --> 00:39:24,457 - Me, it's robot with a truck which is changing. 795 00:39:24,624 --> 00:39:26,207 She's screaming. 796 00:39:26,374 --> 00:39:28,124 - They are smashed. 797 00:39:28,290 --> 00:39:29,207 Oh ok. 798 00:39:29,374 --> 00:39:31,999 - I am thirsty! - Wow, dehydration, wow! 799 00:39:32,165 --> 00:39:33,499 They scream. 800 00:39:33,665 --> 00:39:35,665 Lou sings. 801 00:39:35,832 --> 00:39:39,915 ... 802 00:39:40,082 --> 00:39:40,957 OK. Here. 803 00:39:41,124 --> 00:39:45,165 Wow, it's the climb. No, go down, go down. 804 00:39:45,332 --> 00:39:48,415 There you are! Slowly. Look, it's for you. 805 00:39:48,582 --> 00:39:52,415 It is necessary to hydrate, it is normal. But there is no problem. 806 00:39:52,582 --> 00:39:54,082 You breathe slowly. 807 00:39:55,165 --> 00:39:56,374 That's good. 808 00:39:56,540 --> 00:39:58,832 OK it's cool. She's screaming. 809 00:39:58,999 --> 00:40:00,749 I'm in the shit! 810 00:40:00,915 --> 00:40:03,624 I will call the fire department. No, tell Jeanne. 811 00:40:03,790 --> 00:40:04,957 I do not want to go to jail. 812 00:40:06,957 --> 00:40:08,540 - You'll be going soon. 813 00:40:10,790 --> 00:40:11,915 - Come on ! 814 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:14,874 - Shit ! 815 00:40:16,290 --> 00:40:18,082 And shit, shit! 816 00:40:25,665 --> 00:40:26,665 They are fine ! 817 00:40:26,832 --> 00:40:28,249 He's stupid! 818 00:40:28,415 --> 00:40:29,665 He is stupid! 819 00:40:30,832 --> 00:40:31,957 Ooh! 820 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,249 - Theo, Lou, come say hello. 821 00:40:36,290 --> 00:40:39,832 It's 8:30 pm. And for the rest, I wrote everything down. 822 00:40:39,999 --> 00:40:42,082 See you tonight. Come on, I'm running away. 823 00:40:42,249 --> 00:40:43,665 Good evening, thank you! 824 00:40:43,832 --> 00:40:45,249 - Show me the room. 825 00:40:50,165 --> 00:40:51,790 But... 826 00:40:52,999 --> 00:40:54,124 You stay ? 827 00:40:54,665 --> 00:40:57,082 - Yeah. I am at home. 828 00:40:58,457 --> 00:40:59,707 - Ah ... 829 00:41:11,582 --> 00:41:13,665 *Vibrator 830 00:41:13,832 --> 00:41:14,874 - Hello, Vincent? 831 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:18,332 Yeah, I am in position. This is the big stress. 832 00:41:18,499 --> 00:41:21,332 I have not had a date for 10 years, I ... 833 00:41:21,499 --> 00:41:22,582 I'm a little tense. 834 00:41:23,165 --> 00:41:24,540 How do I recognize it? 835 00:41:24,707 --> 00:41:26,624 *-I said that you would have a currant kir. 836 00:41:26,790 --> 00:41:28,915 - Yes. Good. ♪ order one, then? 837 00:41:29,332 --> 00:41:32,124 * -Good, Jeanne, focus, there. You're here for fishing. 838 00:41:32,999 --> 00:41:35,249 - You're right. I must find myself a guy. 839 00:41:35,415 --> 00:41:37,124 I must find myself a guy. - Jeanne? 840 00:41:37,290 --> 00:41:39,082 Nice to meet you. Stephane. 841 00:41:40,374 --> 00:41:41,540 - I'll call you back. 842 00:41:43,457 --> 00:41:45,207 - So you have children? 843 00:41:45,374 --> 00:41:47,082 - Yes, a boy, a girl. 844 00:41:47,790 --> 00:41:49,832 Finally, a girl, a boy ... 845 00:41:49,999 --> 00:41:51,082 Finally, there it is. 846 00:41:51,249 --> 00:41:52,290 And you ? 847 00:41:52,457 --> 00:41:54,582 - Well ... I have some friends. 848 00:41:55,165 --> 00:41:56,165 - Ah ... 849 00:41:56,540 --> 00:41:59,499 - And there, Pascal says to Michel: 850 00:41:59,665 --> 00:42:03,040 "You'll see, Dominique will still make his fag. " 851 00:42:06,415 --> 00:42:09,040 How stupid, Dominique! 852 00:42:20,832 --> 00:42:22,915 Sexy rhythmic music 853 00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:29,332 ... 854 00:42:29,499 --> 00:42:30,415 -"Metro ! 855 00:42:30,874 --> 00:42:32,790 "Your stations are spinning ... 856 00:42:32,957 --> 00:42:34,665 "one after the other. 857 00:42:35,582 --> 00:42:36,249 "Metro... 858 00:42:36,624 --> 00:42:38,790 "In front of me, people slip in ... 859 00:42:39,582 --> 00:42:41,124 "each other." 860 00:42:41,832 --> 00:42:43,249 No, wait, that's not it. 861 00:42:45,332 --> 00:42:46,040 "Metro... 862 00:42:46,207 --> 00:42:47,290 "In front of me, 863 00:42:47,457 --> 00:42:48,624 "people are parading." 864 00:42:48,790 --> 00:42:50,290 - Hum ... -"Each... 865 00:42:50,915 --> 00:42:52,249 "behind others. 866 00:42:53,415 --> 00:42:54,374 "In line." 867 00:42:55,915 --> 00:42:56,957 - Yeah ... 868 00:42:57,665 --> 00:43:02,665 ... 869 00:43:02,832 --> 00:43:04,165 Health. 870 00:43:04,332 --> 00:43:10,582 ... 871 00:43:10,749 --> 00:43:12,332 She's blowing. 872 00:43:12,499 --> 00:43:13,457 - Uh ... Jeanne? 873 00:43:14,582 --> 00:43:16,290 - No, it's closed there. - It is... 874 00:43:16,665 --> 00:43:18,749 For pleasure 875 00:43:19,999 --> 00:43:20,957 Bruno. 876 00:43:21,374 --> 00:43:23,165 My friends call me Herbert. 877 00:43:24,540 --> 00:43:25,457 - Jeanne. 878 00:43:25,832 --> 00:43:28,707 My friends call me Jeanne. - Finally, Herbert, 879 00:43:29,999 --> 00:43:32,374 it's about with Herbert Léonard. 880 00:43:32,874 --> 00:43:35,624 I'm president of his fan club: Power and Glory. 881 00:43:36,124 --> 00:43:36,957 You know ? 882 00:43:37,540 --> 00:43:38,249 - No. 883 00:43:38,415 --> 00:43:39,832 - Finally, Power and Glory! 884 00:43:39,999 --> 00:43:42,124 Power and glory 885 00:43:44,332 --> 00:43:46,415 Breathe, there. Open yourself. 886 00:43:47,707 --> 00:43:51,249 We must afford what is priceless A little dream to our life 887 00:43:51,415 --> 00:43:52,332 She sighs. 888 00:43:52,499 --> 00:43:55,415 Take time Sometimes 889 00:43:55,582 --> 00:43:56,457 - Oh yeah ? 890 00:43:56,624 --> 00:43:59,915 Wrap your eyelashes, put on heels, a bra underwire 891 00:44:00,082 --> 00:44:03,540 to take care of the children, the belated roommate and your ex. 892 00:44:03,707 --> 00:44:05,124 We'll see if you have time 893 00:44:05,290 --> 00:44:07,665 to unravel the interfessier furrow for pleasure. 894 00:44:09,082 --> 00:44:12,832 When will it be fun? I am a roommate mother. 895 00:44:15,082 --> 00:44:17,665 - Ooh La La... You need to party. 896 00:44:18,332 --> 00:44:19,457 And have a little fun. 897 00:44:20,165 --> 00:44:21,249 I'm taking care of it. 898 00:44:35,290 --> 00:44:38,457 - Sorry, it's not his turn. - I do not mind. 899 00:44:38,832 --> 00:44:39,665 - You're sure ? - Yes. 900 00:44:39,832 --> 00:44:41,332 - Oh no, no. 901 00:44:41,499 --> 00:44:42,832 He sighs. 902 00:44:43,874 --> 00:44:44,999 - With pleasure. 903 00:44:45,165 --> 00:44:46,624 - But no ! 904 00:44:52,124 --> 00:44:52,957 Battle cry 905 00:44:58,499 --> 00:45:00,290 Mocking laughter 906 00:45:00,874 --> 00:45:01,832 Sad groan 907 00:45:03,457 --> 00:45:04,499 We ring. 908 00:45:08,707 --> 00:45:12,040 - Oh, how are you? You have a small mine, say so. 909 00:45:12,207 --> 00:45:14,874 - Hello Mom. - MAMOUCHKA! 910 00:45:15,707 --> 00:45:16,790 - Mamouch what? 911 00:45:16,957 --> 00:45:18,415 - It's hell, your neighborhood. 912 00:45:18,582 --> 00:45:21,374 I wonder how you do it. It is ingarable. 913 00:45:23,249 --> 00:45:25,582 - Damn, there are two now. - Hey ! 914 00:45:25,749 --> 00:45:27,249 It's nice here. 915 00:45:27,790 --> 00:45:29,290 So ? Where is he ? 916 00:45:29,874 --> 00:45:31,874 - Who ? - What do you mean, "who"? 917 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:34,499 Pope ! Where is he? 918 00:45:34,999 --> 00:45:36,582 Christian told me everything. 919 00:45:39,082 --> 00:45:41,165 We would have preferred that you present us 920 00:45:41,332 --> 00:45:44,540 before settling with him, but it's like that. 921 00:45:51,124 --> 00:45:52,499 Good, well, lovely ... 922 00:45:52,957 --> 00:45:54,457 He does not even say hello. 923 00:45:55,374 --> 00:45:56,499 -He is ill. 924 00:45:57,124 --> 00:45:59,499 -He could still say hello. 925 00:45:59,665 --> 00:46:02,332 Well then... If he is so kind to Eve, 926 00:46:02,499 --> 00:46:04,749 he will be received by your father. 927 00:46:05,332 --> 00:46:07,040 - Wait ... What Eve? 928 00:46:12,165 --> 00:46:13,290 Antoine? 929 00:46:19,082 --> 00:46:20,040 Antoine? 930 00:46:23,374 --> 00:46:25,999 I told my ex that I was with someone. 931 00:46:26,624 --> 00:46:29,040 He told my parents who think it's you. 932 00:46:29,207 --> 00:46:31,749 We are invited together at Christmas dinner. 933 00:46:33,082 --> 00:46:34,165 - Never. 934 00:46:35,499 --> 00:46:38,290 - You already have something with your parents ? 935 00:46:38,832 --> 00:46:40,749 - Retired, traveling abroad. 936 00:46:40,915 --> 00:46:42,124 - Ah. Good. 937 00:46:43,415 --> 00:46:46,874 I have no choice. I can not tell them I'm in roommate. 938 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:48,957 My mother, that would make her mad. 939 00:46:49,124 --> 00:46:53,040 It's shame, I do not assume. Here. You do not know my mother. 940 00:46:54,207 --> 00:46:55,832 - Believe me, it does not matter. 941 00:46:55,999 --> 00:46:57,832 - You do not realize ? 942 00:46:57,999 --> 00:47:01,124 You're the first man that I present to them since Christian. 943 00:47:02,749 --> 00:47:05,749 - No ? Serious? The first ? 944 00:47:06,499 --> 00:47:07,374 - Yeah. 945 00:47:07,540 --> 00:47:08,624 - I do not care. 946 00:47:10,249 --> 00:47:11,915 - Well, what do you want? 947 00:47:20,082 --> 00:47:20,957 What do I have ? 948 00:47:27,165 --> 00:47:29,665 He moans sensually. 949 00:47:29,832 --> 00:47:36,665 ... 950 00:47:36,832 --> 00:47:38,165 He imitates a trumpet. 951 00:47:38,332 --> 00:47:39,707 ... 952 00:47:39,874 --> 00:47:41,707 He moans. 953 00:47:41,874 --> 00:47:53,707 ... 954 00:47:53,874 --> 00:47:55,082 Go. 955 00:47:58,290 --> 00:47:59,707 Small moans 956 00:47:59,874 --> 00:48:05,665 ... 957 00:48:05,832 --> 00:48:08,457 The couch squeaks. 958 00:48:08,624 --> 00:48:09,832 ... 959 00:48:09,999 --> 00:48:10,832 Oh! 960 00:48:11,749 --> 00:48:12,415 Oh! 961 00:48:13,165 --> 00:48:14,957 He moans. 962 00:48:16,707 --> 00:48:18,499 ... 963 00:48:18,665 --> 00:48:20,332 - No, but how old are you? 964 00:48:24,165 --> 00:48:25,582 - No, I'm kidding. 965 00:48:26,540 --> 00:48:28,207 I want you to break. 966 00:48:28,582 --> 00:48:29,582 Okay ? 967 00:48:29,749 --> 00:48:32,249 After the eve, as you are my girl, we separate. 968 00:48:32,415 --> 00:48:33,665 There will be no problem. 969 00:48:34,457 --> 00:48:36,040 In 1 month, you left. 970 00:48:37,790 --> 00:48:38,874 - OK. You won. 971 00:48:44,749 --> 00:48:47,999 Air of "Long live the wind" 972 00:48:48,165 --> 00:49:05,332 ... 973 00:49:05,499 --> 00:49:07,832 - I'm done, Mom! 974 00:49:07,999 --> 00:49:49,415 ... 975 00:49:49,582 --> 00:49:51,457 - Good ... Uh ... No choice. 976 00:49:56,249 --> 00:49:57,915 - Should not turn right? 977 00:49:58,082 --> 00:50:00,040 - We never know where we're going, damn. 978 00:50:00,207 --> 00:50:02,040 - One big word is 1 euro. 979 00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:04,540 Yeah! A Euro! - It's built 980 00:50:04,707 --> 00:50:06,457 for the Germans do not find Paris. 981 00:50:06,624 --> 00:50:09,290 - We should connect the GPS. - GPS to go 982 00:50:09,457 --> 00:50:12,624 in the Chevreuse Valley ... We will find there. 983 00:50:12,790 --> 00:50:14,915 - Hurry up, we'll be late. 984 00:50:15,790 --> 00:50:17,290 - If we could go in 985 00:50:17,457 --> 00:50:19,582 not too late, It would favour me. 986 00:50:19,749 --> 00:50:23,249 4 hours for shouting, a burnt turkey, a stuffed father, 987 00:50:23,415 --> 00:50:24,874 it should go, right? 988 00:50:29,249 --> 00:50:30,207 - It's here ! 989 00:50:33,165 --> 00:50:34,624 Fairy music 990 00:50:34,790 --> 00:50:41,457 ... 991 00:50:41,624 --> 00:50:42,832 - Wow. 992 00:50:42,999 --> 00:50:51,832 ... 993 00:50:51,999 --> 00:50:54,332 - My little elves! 994 00:50:56,999 --> 00:50:59,082 Papu! They arrived ! 995 00:50:59,249 --> 00:51:00,999 - Ah, the family! 996 00:51:01,165 --> 00:51:04,165 Ah, children! - PAPOU! 997 00:51:04,332 --> 00:51:07,332 - The children ... She is beautiful, my daughter. 998 00:51:07,499 --> 00:51:09,624 - We see it's Christmas. 999 00:51:09,790 --> 00:51:11,957 - Good evening. - Ah. Still. 1000 00:51:12,124 --> 00:51:14,790 I'm told good night. Good evening, Antoine. 1001 00:51:15,874 --> 00:51:18,207 - The famous Antoine. 1002 00:51:18,374 --> 00:51:20,707 You do not do too many miseries to my daughter? 1003 00:51:20,874 --> 00:51:22,165 - Papou ... - Dad... 1004 00:51:22,332 --> 00:51:24,499 - I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 1005 00:51:25,874 --> 00:51:28,332 Finally, I have you in the eye, still. 1006 00:51:28,832 --> 00:51:30,207 I laugh. 1007 00:51:30,374 --> 00:51:31,540 Come on, come on, kids. 1008 00:51:31,707 --> 00:51:33,415 - Where are the gifts? 1009 00:51:33,582 --> 00:51:34,957 - Come see the booty. 1010 00:51:36,082 --> 00:51:38,457 It's Santa's cache for kids. 1011 00:51:39,790 --> 00:51:42,207 Festive music 1012 00:51:42,374 --> 00:51:51,207 ... 1013 00:51:51,374 --> 00:51:53,124 (-Oh shit !) 1014 00:51:53,290 --> 00:52:00,082 ... 1015 00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:09,165 Where you want that I find gifts? 1016 00:52:15,374 --> 00:52:16,707 The gift package ... 1017 00:52:16,874 --> 00:52:19,790 The gift package ... The gift package ... 1018 00:52:26,665 --> 00:52:28,082 - Antoine? - Hum? 1019 00:52:28,249 --> 00:52:31,207 - Put you at ease. You are here at home. 1020 00:52:31,374 --> 00:52:33,415 Here, Saint-Émilion 2005. 1021 00:52:33,582 --> 00:52:35,332 You'll see. A vintage. 1022 00:52:35,499 --> 00:52:38,999 Me, I prefer dry white with oysters. 1023 00:52:39,457 --> 00:52:40,832 And justly... 1024 00:52:42,082 --> 00:52:43,332 There is. 1025 00:52:43,499 --> 00:52:45,457 Rest assured, they are open. 1026 00:52:45,624 --> 00:52:48,415 I do not blow you the opening test. 1027 00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:50,540 It's not the kind of house. 1028 00:52:51,165 --> 00:52:51,874 Health. 1029 00:52:52,624 --> 00:52:53,582 - Cheers. 1030 00:52:59,624 --> 00:53:02,707 Oh yes, indeed he is exceptional. 1031 00:53:02,874 --> 00:53:05,915 - Good, you will not be disappointed by your gift. 1032 00:53:08,332 --> 00:53:10,665 Fairy music 1033 00:53:10,832 --> 00:53:21,290 ... 1034 00:53:21,457 --> 00:53:22,999 She is excellent, your turkey. 1035 00:53:24,790 --> 00:53:25,874 'Do you like it? 1036 00:53:26,499 --> 00:53:27,790 - Yes it's very good. 1037 00:53:28,832 --> 00:53:30,707 - It lacks a fussy plate. 1038 00:53:31,082 --> 00:53:33,290 - You look good together, both. 1039 00:53:35,749 --> 00:53:37,082 What are your projects? 1040 00:53:41,249 --> 00:53:43,999 - Uh ... that's right, baby. What are our projects? 1041 00:53:44,165 --> 00:53:46,707 - Do not go too fast. 1042 00:53:46,874 --> 00:53:49,082 Already that you settle quickly ... 1043 00:53:49,707 --> 00:53:53,582 No but come on... He is fast, little Antoine. 1044 00:53:54,165 --> 00:53:56,082 - Uh ... - Oh... 1045 00:53:56,249 --> 00:53:59,582 - It is convenient to have kids ready, right? 1046 00:54:00,332 --> 00:54:01,332 It avoids diapers, 1047 00:54:01,499 --> 00:54:03,415 baby bottles, sleepless nights 1048 00:54:05,665 --> 00:54:07,540 Men today want everything. 1049 00:54:07,707 --> 00:54:08,707 - Hey... 1050 00:54:14,165 --> 00:54:15,582 Antoine, Antoine. 1051 00:54:16,707 --> 00:54:18,999 I have something to show you. 1052 00:54:20,957 --> 00:54:22,624 ('Oh fuck...) 1053 00:54:26,290 --> 00:54:27,749 (-Enter, come, come.) 1054 00:54:28,374 --> 00:54:30,165 (Close the door.) 1055 00:54:32,165 --> 00:54:33,082 Antoine ... 1056 00:54:34,457 --> 00:54:35,624 It is an honor... 1057 00:54:36,207 --> 00:54:39,540 In 25 years, no one has ever been caught. 1058 00:54:40,457 --> 00:54:42,207 Come on, right now. 1059 00:54:45,957 --> 00:54:47,790 I'm waiting for you downstairs. - Huh? 1060 00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:49,249 - The. The. 1061 00:54:52,082 --> 00:54:53,915 - What's he telling me? 1062 00:54:59,374 --> 00:55:00,832 Oh no... 1063 00:55:05,207 --> 00:55:06,374 - Then the children ... 1064 00:55:07,207 --> 00:55:11,040 My little finger tells me that Santa Claus will arrive soon. 1065 00:55:12,957 --> 00:55:14,165 - Wow ! 1066 00:55:14,332 --> 00:55:15,874 - HERE IT IS ! - Run! 1067 00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:17,832 The kids are screaming. 1068 00:55:17,999 --> 00:55:19,415 ... 1069 00:55:19,582 --> 00:55:20,457 - Santa Claus ! 1070 00:55:20,624 --> 00:55:21,457 - Santa Claus ! 1071 00:55:21,624 --> 00:55:22,499 - Santa Claus ! 1072 00:55:22,665 --> 00:55:24,374 - But run! Run! 1073 00:55:24,540 --> 00:55:26,832 He cries in slow motion. 1074 00:55:26,999 --> 00:55:28,874 ... 1075 00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,457 In slow motion - It's Santa Claus! 1076 00:55:31,624 --> 00:55:36,957 ... 1077 00:55:37,124 --> 00:55:38,582 - Santa Claus ! 1078 00:55:38,749 --> 00:55:40,624 The kids are screaming. 1079 00:55:40,790 --> 00:55:42,749 -He left there! 1080 00:55:42,915 --> 00:55:45,707 Groovy music Brouhaha children 1081 00:55:45,874 --> 00:56:02,290 // 1082 00:56:04,207 --> 00:56:06,832 They knock on the door. 1083 00:56:06,999 --> 00:56:08,624 -It is strong, that one! 1084 00:56:10,915 --> 00:56:12,207 - Open this door! 1085 00:56:15,165 --> 00:56:15,999 Ayes. 1086 00:56:17,707 --> 00:56:19,415 - Do you know where is the key? 1087 00:56:19,999 --> 00:56:21,082 - I have an idea. 1088 00:56:21,249 --> 00:56:22,999 Tension music 1089 00:56:23,165 --> 00:56:25,207 ... 1090 00:56:25,374 --> 00:56:26,582 Groovy music 1091 00:56:26,749 --> 00:56:40,499 ... 1092 00:56:40,665 --> 00:56:42,374 - Ah! Oh fuck! 1093 00:56:42,540 --> 00:56:43,582 Oh, fuck, con! 1094 00:56:44,832 --> 00:56:45,749 Oh fuck... 1095 00:56:46,915 --> 00:56:47,999 The con! 1096 00:56:52,707 --> 00:56:54,332 Mamouchka, my ass, yeah. 1097 00:56:55,415 --> 00:56:56,665 Papuan shit. 1098 00:57:00,624 --> 00:57:01,624 Ah! 1099 00:57:02,874 --> 00:57:04,582 - They'll find him, huh. 1100 00:57:06,499 --> 00:57:07,874 I will call him. 1101 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,124 Phone 1102 00:57:13,290 --> 00:57:14,457 - fucking shit. 1103 00:57:14,624 --> 00:57:16,124 ... 1104 00:57:16,290 --> 00:57:18,290 Wait ... Jeanne! 1105 00:57:19,624 --> 00:57:20,707 I'm on the roof! 1106 00:57:20,874 --> 00:57:22,415 - Why did you go out there? 1107 00:57:22,582 --> 00:57:24,915 - There are your two Gremlins that make me shit. 1108 00:57:25,082 --> 00:57:26,665 - Wait, calm down. Breathe. 1109 00:57:26,832 --> 00:57:29,124 - I do not want to die, There are paving stones at the bottom. 1110 00:57:29,290 --> 00:57:31,374 - Calm down. What is this tradition? 1111 00:57:31,540 --> 00:57:34,332 - Calm down. Breathe. * -OK, OK, OK. 1112 00:57:34,499 --> 00:57:37,832 - Go along the guardrail. Go along the guardrail on your right. 1113 00:57:37,999 --> 00:57:39,915 - OK. * -You always go straight. 1114 00:57:40,082 --> 00:57:41,915 No, well, not all right. 1115 00:57:42,082 --> 00:57:42,915 - Hold on ! 1116 00:57:44,415 --> 00:57:47,249 * -Respire. You walk along the guardrail. 1117 00:57:47,415 --> 00:57:50,415 - I'm going to die as Santa with a beard at the con. 1118 00:57:51,124 --> 00:57:54,332 - Go back to the office window. I'll go get you. 1119 00:57:56,124 --> 00:57:56,957 - I arrive ! 1120 00:57:59,540 --> 00:58:02,124 Festive music 1121 00:58:02,290 --> 00:58:05,332 ... 1122 00:58:05,499 --> 00:58:07,082 It's super high, fucking. 1123 00:58:07,249 --> 00:58:17,332 ... 1124 00:58:17,499 --> 00:58:18,457 He whines. 1125 00:58:19,499 --> 00:58:20,915 What is this family? 1126 00:58:21,082 --> 00:58:23,124 - No one asked you to climb! 1127 00:58:23,290 --> 00:58:25,707 - Your kids are running after me Since earlier ! 1128 00:58:25,874 --> 00:58:26,749 - They'll hear you! 1129 00:58:26,915 --> 00:58:28,582 - I do not give a damn, okay? 1130 00:58:28,749 --> 00:58:30,665 ♪ could have crushed me like shit. 1131 00:58:30,832 --> 00:58:32,582 - There is no death of man. - What? 1132 00:58:32,749 --> 00:58:35,957 But go ahead, you, go up, if there is no death of man. 1133 00:58:36,124 --> 00:58:37,457 What is this tradition? 1134 00:58:37,624 --> 00:58:40,165 Take off my boots, I'm in pain. - Hush! 1135 00:58:41,082 --> 00:58:43,582 - Your father... Heavily, the guy! 1136 00:58:43,749 --> 00:58:45,665 "I'm watching you, I'm kidding." 1137 00:58:45,832 --> 00:58:48,665 What's this bullshit? You hurt my foot! 1138 00:58:48,832 --> 00:58:50,957 They laugh. 1139 00:58:51,124 --> 00:58:54,207 ... 1140 00:58:54,374 --> 00:58:55,457 - Yeah! 1141 00:58:55,624 --> 00:58:57,249 - So ? - MAMOUCHKA! 1142 00:58:57,415 --> 00:59:00,165 - Santa, we could not have it. Again. 1143 00:59:00,332 --> 00:59:02,832 - That is true ? - But he said "fucking"! 1144 00:59:03,290 --> 00:59:04,207 - OH... 1145 00:59:05,582 --> 00:59:07,832 - No no no. He said "goblin". 1146 00:59:07,999 --> 00:59:09,207 We are not ... 1147 00:59:09,749 --> 00:59:10,957 - Ah yes ? 1148 00:59:11,124 --> 00:59:12,790 What do I see here? 1149 00:59:12,957 --> 00:59:13,999 - GIFTS ! 1150 00:59:14,165 --> 00:59:15,249 YES! 1151 00:59:16,374 --> 00:59:18,374 GIFTS ! 1152 00:59:18,540 --> 00:59:20,457 Happy music 1153 00:59:20,624 --> 00:59:25,332 ... 1154 00:59:25,499 --> 00:59:27,165 She's screaming. 1155 00:59:27,332 --> 00:59:28,499 'How do you like it? 1156 00:59:28,665 --> 00:59:29,874 They laugh. 1157 00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:31,790 - Yes ! 1158 00:59:31,957 --> 00:59:33,040 Cheers 1159 00:59:33,207 --> 00:59:35,165 ... 1160 00:59:35,332 --> 00:59:37,540 - Yeah! There is a super car! 1161 00:59:40,249 --> 00:59:41,082 - Thanks, huh. 1162 00:59:46,082 --> 00:59:46,915 He whistles. 1163 00:59:52,624 --> 00:59:53,457 - Ah ... 1164 00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:54,915 - Thanks, huh. 1165 00:59:55,915 --> 00:59:57,582 I did not know if you had it. 1166 01:00:00,540 --> 01:00:01,707 That's what. 1167 01:00:09,165 --> 01:00:11,124 We are never too careful, Mamouchka. 1168 01:00:16,707 --> 01:00:18,415 Soft music 1169 01:00:18,582 --> 01:00:26,874 ... 1170 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,707 - Oh, a lipstick. 1171 01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:30,665 I found more mine. 1172 01:00:30,832 --> 01:00:32,249 - Oh, it's a chance. 1173 01:00:32,415 --> 01:00:34,665 - Look, mom. I too had 1174 01:00:34,832 --> 01:00:36,290 lipstick. 1175 01:00:37,957 --> 01:00:39,082 - Yes my darling. 1176 01:00:40,124 --> 01:00:41,957 - Look, I had a great knife. 1177 01:00:42,124 --> 01:00:43,915 - Ah, it's not for you, that. 1178 01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:50,624 In your description, you forgot the shitty gifts. 1179 01:00:50,790 --> 01:00:53,040 - There is a security on the knife. 1180 01:01:04,707 --> 01:01:06,874 Soft music 1181 01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:22,207 ... 1182 01:01:22,374 --> 01:01:25,040 -it's getting late, you have to go to bed. 1183 01:01:25,207 --> 01:01:37,249 ... 1184 01:01:37,415 --> 01:01:38,749 - It was not so bad. 1185 01:01:38,915 --> 01:01:40,332 - Huh? No but... 1186 01:01:41,082 --> 01:01:42,874 Are you kidding or what? 1187 01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:45,749 Not so terrible? I almost died there! 1188 01:01:45,915 --> 01:01:47,040 She laughs. 1189 01:01:47,207 --> 01:01:50,082 Good, I have a little fuck for gifts, okay. 1190 01:01:50,249 --> 01:01:52,582 - If one breaks down, we are in the shit. 1191 01:01:52,749 --> 01:01:54,915 Soft music 1192 01:01:55,082 --> 01:02:23,332 ... 1193 01:02:28,832 --> 01:02:31,624 * SMS beeps 1194 01:02:31,790 --> 01:02:32,999 - Well, tell me ... 1195 01:02:33,415 --> 01:02:35,249 - We are organizing for New Year's Day. 1196 01:02:35,415 --> 01:02:37,790 - What New Year's Day? - In fact, he ... 1197 01:02:38,290 --> 01:02:41,332 If you want, there is a day, in the year, 1198 01:02:41,499 --> 01:02:44,165 it's 31, by the way, it's the end of the year. 1199 01:02:44,332 --> 01:02:45,624 New Year's Day. - Hum ... 1200 01:02:45,790 --> 01:02:47,915 At midnight, everyone is kissing? 1201 01:02:48,082 --> 01:02:50,082 - Yeah, that's it. You see, do you know? 1202 01:02:50,249 --> 01:02:52,665 Every year, New Year's Day is here. 1203 01:02:53,832 --> 01:02:54,874 You want to come ? 1204 01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:58,124 - I'm invited to my house? - Oh, I want, yeah. 1205 01:02:58,290 --> 01:02:59,999 - It's nice. - With pleasure. 1206 01:03:01,332 --> 01:03:03,082 You think to bring girlfriends? 1207 01:03:03,249 --> 01:03:03,999 - Of course. 1208 01:03:04,582 --> 01:03:06,082 - Good, girlfriends! 1209 01:03:07,582 --> 01:03:08,707 - Yeah yeah ! 1210 01:03:10,290 --> 01:03:12,915 Have fun, darlings. - Mom... 1211 01:03:13,082 --> 01:03:14,915 - MOM ... 1212 01:03:15,082 --> 01:03:16,665 - Mom... 1213 01:03:16,832 --> 01:03:19,082 - Christian, you put them to bed early ... 1214 01:03:19,249 --> 01:03:20,665 - Hold on. What? 1215 01:03:20,832 --> 01:03:24,457 - You lay them early, you do not forget the holiday book. 1216 01:03:24,624 --> 01:03:26,332 - I want to stay with you. 1217 01:03:26,499 --> 01:03:27,582 - Come on, go quickly. 1218 01:03:27,749 --> 01:03:30,832 Good holidays ! - Watch out for cars, you. 1219 01:03:30,999 --> 01:03:34,165 Come here. 40000 euros. 1220 01:03:34,332 --> 01:03:35,999 - It was great! 1221 01:03:41,457 --> 01:03:44,499 * Generic of "Little Nicolas" 1222 01:03:44,665 --> 01:03:46,415 'k 1223 01:03:47,374 --> 01:03:49,874 * Electro music 1224 01:03:50,040 --> 01:04:08,290 'k 1225 01:04:08,457 --> 01:04:09,374 - Jeanne? 1226 01:04:09,540 --> 01:04:11,415 K 1227 01:04:11,582 --> 01:04:12,415 It's okay? 1228 01:04:13,582 --> 01:04:15,457 - You are beautiful ! - It's you, the cannon. 1229 01:04:15,624 --> 01:04:18,332 It's not so terrible. Frankly, you're tough. 1230 01:04:18,499 --> 01:04:21,374 The appart is cool. I was expecting late ones. 1231 01:04:21,540 --> 01:04:23,957 K 1232 01:04:24,124 --> 01:04:25,540 Hey ! I go ! 1233 01:04:25,707 --> 01:04:29,749 K 1234 01:04:29,915 --> 01:04:33,374 - Antoine? Natacha from Brazil, and Sophie from Sweden. 1235 01:04:33,540 --> 01:04:35,707 - Me, it's Lenka. - Me, from Norway. 1236 01:04:36,499 --> 01:04:38,790 - Me, c'estjetlag, there ... I ... 1237 01:04:39,415 --> 01:04:42,665 Good. Sorry ... Oh! Hey ! Hey! - Hi, Lenka. 1238 01:04:42,832 --> 01:04:44,874 - Hey ! Hey... 1239 01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:46,749 Where do you come from? 1240 01:04:46,915 --> 01:04:48,957 - From Châtelet, line one. Why ? 1241 01:04:49,124 --> 01:04:51,832 - OK. Sorry. Did you come here alone? 1242 01:04:51,999 --> 01:04:54,957 - Yeah. Well, not exactly. You see, there? 1243 01:04:55,124 --> 01:04:57,707 There is Peter, who wants to catch me. - Ah? 1244 01:04:57,874 --> 01:05:01,582 - Stéphane, met on Tinder. - Yeah, okay. Yes. 1245 01:05:01,749 --> 01:05:04,999 - He is Jeremiah. Oh no, he is Pierre. 1246 01:05:05,165 --> 01:05:07,874 So the other one is ... 1247 01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:10,040 Jeremiah or Pascal? 1248 01:05:10,207 --> 01:05:12,415 - No ? You, too, mix them? 1249 01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:15,499 - Hey ! It's okay? 1250 01:05:16,707 --> 01:05:18,790 We will have to go with Jean-Marc. 1251 01:05:18,957 --> 01:05:20,790 - Ah, already? - Hey, girls? 1252 01:05:21,874 --> 01:05:23,999 A tour for the most beautiful. 1253 01:05:24,165 --> 01:05:26,457 - Ah thank you. 1254 01:05:26,915 --> 01:05:27,749 Good... 1255 01:05:28,207 --> 01:05:29,290 Health. 1256 01:05:33,457 --> 01:05:35,790 - Hey, okay. New Year's Day, anyway. 1257 01:05:35,957 --> 01:05:37,999 Ooh! - Where's your roommate? 1258 01:05:38,165 --> 01:05:38,999 I do not know. 1259 01:05:40,165 --> 01:05:42,290 *Pop music 1260 01:05:42,457 --> 01:05:48,165 'k 1261 01:05:48,332 --> 01:05:49,374 We ring. 1262 01:05:51,457 --> 01:05:52,999 - Herbert! You could come! 1263 01:05:53,165 --> 01:05:55,332 It's nice ! - Jeanne ... 1264 01:05:55,499 --> 01:05:56,665 I promised you a surprise. 1265 01:05:57,874 --> 01:05:59,540 - Ah. - Hello. 1266 01:05:59,707 --> 01:06:01,957 Herbert, for your pleasure. 1267 01:06:03,499 --> 01:06:04,457 - Oh... 1268 01:06:04,624 --> 01:06:07,290 - New Year's Day Good year bad year 1269 01:06:07,457 --> 01:06:09,582 the year goes staggering 1270 01:06:09,749 --> 01:06:10,999 And it's now 1271 01:06:13,082 --> 01:06:15,582 I wrote it. - Ah yes. 1272 01:06:15,749 --> 01:06:18,290 - I put the places next to the first names. 1273 01:06:18,457 --> 01:06:20,540 Like "Thibault Père Lachaise", 1274 01:06:20,707 --> 01:06:23,082 "Stéphane Silenzio". - Look. 1275 01:06:24,665 --> 01:06:27,165 - "Natacha Singapore", "Samantha London". 1276 01:06:27,332 --> 01:06:29,707 - You see, I put the cities. It is... 1277 01:06:30,707 --> 01:06:32,582 - Are you in roommate? - Yeah. 1278 01:06:33,874 --> 01:06:34,790 -Where is he ? 1279 01:06:36,249 --> 01:06:37,457 - She's over there. 1280 01:06:39,790 --> 01:06:42,207 - Ah. She's your roommate? - Yeah. 1281 01:06:44,624 --> 01:06:46,499 - OK, alright. - What? 1282 01:06:46,665 --> 01:06:47,915 Bah ... Hey! 1283 01:06:48,082 --> 01:06:49,374 *Pop music 1284 01:06:49,540 --> 01:07:03,040 'k 1285 01:07:03,207 --> 01:07:06,207 - Hop hop hop, excuse me. It's for professionals. 1286 01:07:06,374 --> 01:07:08,332 K 1287 01:07:08,499 --> 01:07:10,249 - Thanks, I'm going to relax. 1288 01:07:10,790 --> 01:07:11,790 Hey! 1289 01:07:11,957 --> 01:07:13,415 K 1290 01:07:13,582 --> 01:07:15,207 They shout. 1291 01:07:15,374 --> 01:07:17,749 K 1292 01:07:17,915 --> 01:07:19,249 They're laughing. 1293 01:07:19,415 --> 01:07:21,124 Cry of joy 1294 01:07:21,290 --> 01:07:24,207 'k 1295 01:07:24,374 --> 01:07:25,040 Ah! 1296 01:07:25,207 --> 01:07:26,332 K 1297 01:07:26,499 --> 01:07:28,665 - Hey, Jeanne ... Mollo. 1298 01:07:28,832 --> 01:07:34,332 K 1299 01:07:34,499 --> 01:07:35,790 - Yes me too. 1300 01:07:35,957 --> 01:08:02,249 K 1301 01:08:02,415 --> 01:08:04,874 - Well then? You look very tense. 1302 01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:05,915 Drink a shot. 1303 01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:09,915 K 1304 01:08:10,082 --> 01:08:11,624 She is thirsty, the slut. 1305 01:08:11,790 --> 01:08:13,540 K 1306 01:08:14,332 --> 01:08:16,874 - It's an evening of darons, in fact. 1307 01:08:17,374 --> 01:08:18,332 - I admit. 1308 01:08:19,957 --> 01:08:20,915 - Good evening. 1309 01:08:23,582 --> 01:08:25,790 I just saw Charles Aznavour. 1310 01:08:25,957 --> 01:08:27,832 - Come on, girl, we're breaking up. 1311 01:08:29,290 --> 01:08:31,457 - Hey ... shit night ... 1312 01:08:33,457 --> 01:08:34,999 - Good evening. - Good evening. 1313 01:08:37,582 --> 01:08:39,999 - Hello, ladies. 1314 01:08:40,415 --> 01:08:41,915 - It becomes embarrassing, there. 1315 01:08:42,082 --> 01:08:45,957 K 1316 01:08:46,124 --> 01:08:48,332 The music stops. protests 1317 01:08:49,249 --> 01:08:51,915 - It's okay ? You look more like Michelle than Pfeiffer. 1318 01:08:52,082 --> 01:08:52,832 - Oh... 1319 01:08:52,999 --> 01:08:55,665 *Rock music Cry of joy 1320 01:08:55,832 --> 01:09:12,707 'k 1321 01:09:12,874 --> 01:09:15,457 General silence 1322 01:09:15,624 --> 01:09:19,707 ... 1323 01:09:19,874 --> 01:09:21,832 Moaning disgust at slow motion 1324 01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:32,082 - Jeanne, seriously. We have passed the age 1325 01:09:32,249 --> 01:09:35,290 to have cooked in Malibu and to stack. 1326 01:09:35,457 --> 01:09:38,332 - Stop, it turns. - You surprise me that it turns. 1327 01:09:38,499 --> 01:09:39,540 I swear... 1328 01:09:42,290 --> 01:09:45,082 Really, what ... What did you screw up? 1329 01:09:45,249 --> 01:09:46,082 Here. 1330 01:09:46,249 --> 01:09:48,832 - Bah ... I'm not used to it anymore. 1331 01:09:50,207 --> 01:09:52,749 * -Test, one, two ... Test. 1332 01:09:52,915 --> 01:09:54,290 - But it's... 1333 01:09:54,999 --> 01:09:55,957 - Herbert. 1334 01:09:57,499 --> 01:09:58,957 Pleased to meet you, it's Herbert. 1335 01:09:59,124 --> 01:10:00,290 *-One. Two. 1336 01:10:00,457 --> 01:10:03,957 Ladies, ladies, gentlemen. For this new Year, 1337 01:10:04,124 --> 01:10:07,582 * I suggest you watch a girl on the street, 1338 01:10:07,749 --> 01:10:08,957 * and tell you 1339 01:10:09,124 --> 01:10:10,457 *that she is beautiful. 1340 01:10:10,624 --> 01:10:12,624 - When we drink, there are rules. 1341 01:10:12,790 --> 01:10:14,040 Do not mix alcohol. 1342 01:10:14,207 --> 01:10:16,540 At least not at the beginning. Space the shots, 1343 01:10:16,707 --> 01:10:18,665 drink from the fleet sometimes. 1344 01:10:18,832 --> 01:10:20,207 You must have eaten! 1345 01:10:20,374 --> 01:10:23,915 If you have not eaten, it's ... And sometimes ... Good, sometimes ... 1346 01:10:24,790 --> 01:10:26,665 - I will never find anyone. 1347 01:10:28,749 --> 01:10:30,457 I am an unworthy mother. 1348 01:10:30,624 --> 01:10:32,124 My ex, it's a con. 1349 01:10:33,499 --> 01:10:37,165 Besides, when I want to be glamorous, I'm showering on people. 1350 01:10:41,332 --> 01:10:42,499 I have to rinse myself. 1351 01:10:43,290 --> 01:10:44,999 - Huh? - The mouth. 1352 01:10:45,499 --> 01:10:46,790 - Oh yes, the mouth. 1353 01:10:49,707 --> 01:10:51,874 You do not stack on people, but on me. 1354 01:10:55,082 --> 01:10:56,749 It is true that your ex ... 1355 01:10:57,374 --> 01:10:59,374 it's really an idiot. But with a strength ... 1356 01:11:02,624 --> 01:11:05,707 * -For the pleasure of the new year, count! 1357 01:11:05,874 --> 01:11:07,124 *Five... 1358 01:11:07,290 --> 01:11:08,749 - FOUR, THREE, 1359 01:11:08,915 --> 01:11:10,749 TWO ONE... 1360 01:11:10,915 --> 01:11:12,915 HAPPY NEW YEAR! 1361 01:11:13,082 --> 01:11:15,832 *-For pleasure - Here, look. 1362 01:11:15,999 --> 01:11:18,124 We are in the bathroom. Great. 1363 01:11:18,290 --> 01:11:19,124 Happy New Year. 1364 01:11:19,290 --> 01:11:23,207 *-Sometimes To remake a man 1365 01:11:23,374 --> 01:11:25,249 *A child 1366 01:11:25,415 --> 01:11:28,832 * And to be dazzled 1367 01:11:29,707 --> 01:11:33,874 - FOR PLEASURE 1368 01:11:34,582 --> 01:11:38,749 DELIVER WHAT DOES NOT HAVE PRIZES 1369 01:11:39,249 --> 01:11:43,415 A LITTLE DREAM TO OUR LIFE 1370 01:11:43,582 --> 01:11:47,665 AND BEGIN 1371 01:11:48,415 --> 01:11:51,874 FOR PLEASURE 1372 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:57,082 DELIVER WHAT DOES NOT HAVE PRIZES 1373 01:12:13,124 --> 01:12:14,499 He blows. 1374 01:12:18,124 --> 01:12:19,207 Oh shit ! 1375 01:12:20,374 --> 01:12:21,332 Shit ! 1376 01:12:22,374 --> 01:12:23,415 Oh shit... 1377 01:12:43,499 --> 01:12:44,624 Hello. - Hello. 1378 01:12:55,165 --> 01:12:57,040 - You want some coffee ? - Yes thanks. 1379 01:13:09,665 --> 01:13:11,832 He's coughing. 1380 01:13:22,915 --> 01:13:23,749 - Here. 1381 01:13:24,290 --> 01:13:25,165 A sugar ? 1382 01:13:26,457 --> 01:13:28,874 - Thank you. - So, I'm going to make one. 1383 01:14:04,582 --> 01:14:05,624 I'm bored. 1384 01:14:09,624 --> 01:14:12,624 Usually when I wake up with a girl, 1385 01:14:14,249 --> 01:14:15,290 I am coming back home. 1386 01:14:18,290 --> 01:14:19,582 - When I wake up 1387 01:14:19,749 --> 01:14:22,415 with a guy, I take him to school. 1388 01:14:32,457 --> 01:14:34,332 - OH, CHAMPION! 1389 01:14:34,499 --> 01:14:35,582 - I am in a rush. 1390 01:14:36,249 --> 01:14:39,874 Stéphane, mayonnaise egg, steak-fries, ketchup! Thank you. 1391 01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:41,332 For good resolutions ... 1392 01:14:42,124 --> 01:14:45,165 Oh, damn, the year is going to be long. I'm already tired. 1393 01:14:49,415 --> 01:14:50,332 - Good then ? 1394 01:14:53,415 --> 01:14:54,457 - Well then ... 1395 01:14:55,499 --> 01:14:58,665 So how are you? - Are you kidding us? 1396 01:14:58,832 --> 01:14:59,790 Oh ! - What? 1397 01:15:03,332 --> 01:15:06,499 I packed a girl. It never happened to you? 1398 01:15:06,665 --> 01:15:09,249 Scarf 0H13 new yeaf! 1399 01:15:09,415 --> 01:15:10,999 - Sorry, excuse us. 1400 01:15:11,165 --> 01:15:13,165 You're serious. - You do not rechop it. 1401 01:15:13,332 --> 01:15:14,790 - Twice, it's together. 1402 01:15:14,957 --> 01:15:17,290 - Unless it's the same session. It does not count. 1403 01:15:17,790 --> 01:15:18,457 - Oh yeah ? 1404 01:15:18,624 --> 01:15:21,790 And the girl of a night who sleeps every night at my house? 1405 01:15:23,457 --> 01:15:24,290 - That is... 1406 01:15:24,457 --> 01:15:26,790 - That ... We ... - So ? 1407 01:15:27,624 --> 01:15:28,582 Huh? 1408 01:15:29,332 --> 01:15:30,749 - That, we did not have it. 1409 01:15:31,999 --> 01:15:33,290 We ring. 1410 01:15:34,499 --> 01:15:37,124 - MOM ! - My darlings, my babies! 1411 01:15:37,290 --> 01:15:38,582 She kisses them. 1412 01:15:38,749 --> 01:15:40,207 ... 1413 01:15:40,374 --> 01:15:41,707 They are beautiful ! 1414 01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:44,790 - I have a snow medal. 1415 01:15:44,957 --> 01:15:47,665 I am strong in skiing. Everyone had it. 1416 01:15:47,832 --> 01:15:50,624 - I went down the slopes super fast. 1417 01:15:50,790 --> 01:15:52,040 We exceeded everyone 1418 01:15:52,207 --> 01:15:53,957 and even the teachers. - Bravo! 1419 01:15:54,832 --> 01:15:56,582 That's well gone ? 1420 01:15:56,749 --> 01:16:00,082 - They broke out. It cost me a blind, 1421 01:16:00,249 --> 01:16:02,582 but they exploded. - AND YOU ? 1422 01:16:02,749 --> 01:16:05,082 Where have you been on vacation? 1423 01:16:05,249 --> 01:16:07,874 - I did not move. I stayed there. 1424 01:16:09,624 --> 01:16:11,457 - I do not want to disturb. 1425 01:16:11,624 --> 01:16:12,624 I'm going there. 1426 01:16:12,790 --> 01:16:14,124 - Are we saying goodbye to daddy? 1427 01:16:14,290 --> 01:16:17,290 - TO REVIEW, DAD! - Hi, my darlings. 1428 01:16:17,999 --> 01:16:19,082 The door slams. 1429 01:16:21,582 --> 01:16:24,374 - Good night my Love. - Good night mom. 1430 01:16:24,915 --> 01:16:27,665 - Good night darling. - Good night mom. 1431 01:16:28,374 --> 01:16:31,582 You can leave the corridor light on? 1432 01:16:31,749 --> 01:16:32,665 - Yes ! 1433 01:16:33,165 --> 01:16:34,582 - Mom ? 1434 01:16:34,749 --> 01:16:36,915 - Yes, come on, you have to sleep, now. 1435 01:16:37,082 --> 01:16:38,332 - Yes, but I'm thirsty. 1436 01:16:39,374 --> 01:16:40,415 - I said, "sleep." 1437 01:16:40,957 --> 01:16:42,999 - I can not sleep. 1438 01:16:44,457 --> 01:16:47,332 - Good, enough, now. I do not want to hear anything. 1439 01:16:56,457 --> 01:16:58,374 The parquet squeaks. 1440 01:16:58,540 --> 01:17:00,207 ... 1441 01:17:00,374 --> 01:17:02,582 You go back to bed right now. 1442 01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:09,957 Antoine? 1443 01:17:11,415 --> 01:17:12,332 (-Yes !) 1444 01:17:12,499 --> 01:17:13,707 - What are you doing ? 1445 01:17:14,665 --> 01:17:16,165 - Well, I ... 1446 01:17:16,332 --> 01:17:17,040 - Returns. 1447 01:17:17,207 --> 01:17:17,957 You will wake them up. 1448 01:17:21,415 --> 01:17:23,040 What is happening ? 1449 01:17:25,415 --> 01:17:26,374 - Bah ... 1450 01:17:27,457 --> 01:17:29,499 No, but I thought ... 1451 01:17:29,665 --> 01:17:30,874 - What did you think? 1452 01:17:31,540 --> 01:17:32,915 What were you doing to me? 1453 01:17:35,207 --> 01:17:37,790 - No, no, no, anyway. 1454 01:17:38,457 --> 01:17:42,249 wailing 1455 01:17:42,415 --> 01:17:44,957 Soft music 1456 01:17:45,124 --> 01:17:47,457 wailing 1457 01:17:47,624 --> 01:17:51,207 Soft music 1458 01:17:51,374 --> 01:17:52,415 wailing 1459 01:17:52,582 --> 01:17:58,957 ... 1460 01:17:59,124 --> 01:18:01,415 wailing 1461 01:18:01,582 --> 01:18:03,124 ... 1462 01:18:03,290 --> 01:18:04,749 The handle whines. 1463 01:18:04,915 --> 01:18:07,957 Wait, what was that? - You like ? 1464 01:18:08,915 --> 01:18:09,749 - Go away ! 1465 01:18:09,915 --> 01:18:10,582 - Why ? 1466 01:18:13,499 --> 01:18:14,665 - Mom ? 1467 01:18:14,832 --> 01:18:16,290 - Yes my darling ? 1468 01:18:16,457 --> 01:18:17,415 Enter. 1469 01:18:18,540 --> 01:18:22,124 - Mom, I had a nightmare. Was there the werewolf 1470 01:18:22,290 --> 01:18:24,874 who is in my room. - Oh... 1471 01:18:25,332 --> 01:18:26,415 Come on, come on. 1472 01:18:54,874 --> 01:18:56,790 He's snoring. 1473 01:18:56,957 --> 01:19:00,540 ... 1474 01:19:00,707 --> 01:19:02,457 - Mom ! - Oh ! 1475 01:19:03,082 --> 01:19:05,124 Oh ... Oh, fuck ... 1476 01:19:05,290 --> 01:19:06,790 Moaning pain 1477 01:19:08,415 --> 01:19:09,915 He sighs. 1478 01:19:11,624 --> 01:19:12,749 - Come on, Theo. 1479 01:19:13,207 --> 01:19:14,665 It's a hole of ... 1480 01:19:18,957 --> 01:19:20,499 - River? - No. 1481 01:19:21,790 --> 01:19:24,499 - They have not "teeth, pee and in bed"? 1482 01:19:24,665 --> 01:19:26,582 I'd go to bed, me. - No. 1483 01:19:26,749 --> 01:19:28,332 You have to finish the homework. 1484 01:19:28,499 --> 01:19:30,624 - Oh yes, homework, of course yes. 1485 01:19:32,165 --> 01:19:33,207 - Come on, Theo. 1486 01:19:33,374 --> 01:19:36,332 "It's a green hole ..." -"Greenery..." 1487 01:19:36,499 --> 01:19:37,290 -"Or..." ? 1488 01:19:39,332 --> 01:19:42,582 - You know what ? Wait, Theo, I'll do it. 1489 01:19:42,749 --> 01:19:45,040 - Oh? - Are you kidding or what? 1490 01:19:45,207 --> 01:19:46,874 It is a pleasure. 1491 01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:50,165 Take time for yourself and I take care of it. OK ? 1492 01:19:50,332 --> 01:19:52,624 - Okay. - Go relax a little. 1493 01:19:52,790 --> 01:19:54,957 - Thank you. - Are you kidding or what? 1494 01:19:56,415 --> 01:19:59,832 I will have you reviewed. We will do the homework together. 1495 01:20:00,707 --> 01:20:01,915 Good then... 1496 01:20:06,749 --> 01:20:08,665 So ... Theo ... 1497 01:20:08,832 --> 01:20:10,082 It is... 1498 01:20:10,249 --> 01:20:12,540 a hole of ... of ... 1499 01:20:13,207 --> 01:20:15,374 - Green Hollow. - Yeah! 1500 01:20:15,540 --> 01:20:16,332 - Or ? 1501 01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:18,124 Or...? 1502 01:20:19,124 --> 01:20:20,332 - Sing a river. 1503 01:20:20,499 --> 01:20:23,665 - That's good, Theo. "Where does a river sing?" That's it. 1504 01:20:23,832 --> 01:20:25,707 You're done, darling? - No. 1505 01:20:25,874 --> 01:20:27,332 - But it will be fine. 1506 01:20:27,499 --> 01:20:30,790 Come on, presto, it's good. Poetry is done. 1507 01:20:30,957 --> 01:20:31,915 Ok good. 1508 01:20:32,082 --> 01:20:34,415 You finished. Here. Children. 1509 01:20:34,582 --> 01:20:36,332 Come on, teeth, pee and in bed. 1510 01:20:36,499 --> 01:20:38,165 - No, there is the calculation. 1511 01:20:38,499 --> 01:20:40,665 - Well, then ... the calculation. 1512 01:20:41,332 --> 01:20:42,999 Ah yes of course. 1513 01:20:43,165 --> 01:20:45,040 259 X 27? 1514 01:20:45,207 --> 01:20:48,082 6982. - No. 1515 01:20:48,249 --> 01:20:50,540 We must put the restraint. 1516 01:20:51,249 --> 01:20:52,874 - What is detention? 1517 01:20:54,165 --> 01:20:56,499 So here we are ... Times zero, zero. 1518 01:20:56,665 --> 01:20:58,790 That's for sure, I know. 1519 01:20:58,957 --> 01:21:00,665 OK. 4 x 3. 1520 01:21:00,832 --> 01:21:03,832 9 x 7, that's ... 7 times ... Fucking ... 1521 01:21:03,999 --> 01:21:06,290 It's so long, what do I know? 1522 01:21:06,832 --> 01:21:07,624 7x5? 1523 01:21:08,332 --> 01:21:10,165 You do not know how much does it do? 1524 01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:13,165 - If you do not give a lot of Smarties, 1525 01:21:13,332 --> 01:21:16,040 I will tell mom that you give us some. 1526 01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:19,915 - You're a bastard, you. 1527 01:21:21,165 --> 01:21:22,249 What is it, full? 1528 01:21:22,415 --> 01:21:23,332 - It's a year. 1529 01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:24,915 - A year ? 1530 01:21:27,374 --> 01:21:30,207 You're leaving on a box of Smarties time... 1531 01:21:30,999 --> 01:21:33,374 7 days a week once ... 1532 01:21:33,540 --> 01:21:34,915 4 weeks a month ... 1533 01:21:35,082 --> 01:21:36,999 times 12 months equals ... 1534 01:21:37,165 --> 01:21:39,415 365 ... Yeah. 1535 01:21:40,540 --> 01:21:41,499 It's logic. 1536 01:21:42,749 --> 01:21:45,707 OK, OK. But not tonight, it's closed, okay? 1537 01:21:45,874 --> 01:21:46,957 - OK. 1538 01:21:51,874 --> 01:21:54,665 - Hey ... The kids are still sleeping. 1539 01:21:56,374 --> 01:21:59,124 -We need to talk. - Oh yes, talk to me. 1540 01:21:59,290 --> 01:22:02,374 -It must stop bullshit. - What are you talking about ? 1541 01:22:02,540 --> 01:22:06,124 - All this ... - What? It's okay, we do what we want. 1542 01:22:06,290 --> 01:22:09,915 - This makes me uneasy. I have the impression of betraying them. 1543 01:22:10,082 --> 01:22:11,082 To lie to them. 1544 01:22:11,249 --> 01:22:12,374 To deceive them, what? 1545 01:22:12,832 --> 01:22:13,665 - Ah. 1546 01:22:14,374 --> 01:22:16,665 -You must be a mother to understand that. 1547 01:22:16,832 --> 01:22:17,915 - It means 1548 01:22:18,082 --> 01:22:20,790 that if I pack you, I cheat them? I want to deceive them. 1549 01:22:20,957 --> 01:22:22,665 I love it. - Stop, it's serious. 1550 01:22:24,915 --> 01:22:27,999 - No problem, we just have to continue to hide. 1551 01:22:28,165 --> 01:22:29,499 Better than last time. 1552 01:22:30,249 --> 01:22:31,332 So there. 1553 01:22:32,457 --> 01:22:33,999 - Or, we announce them. 1554 01:22:34,165 --> 01:22:35,332 - What is announced? 1555 01:22:36,957 --> 01:22:38,082 - The children ... 1556 01:22:39,374 --> 01:22:40,207 The children ... 1557 01:22:40,374 --> 01:22:42,499 We have something to tell you. 1558 01:22:44,624 --> 01:22:45,624 Sometimes... 1559 01:22:46,124 --> 01:22:48,540 when people live together, 1560 01:22:48,707 --> 01:22:51,707 it happens that they are getting closer 1561 01:22:51,874 --> 01:22:54,124 and that they become friends. 1562 01:22:54,790 --> 01:22:57,290 And from friends to friends, they are becoming... 1563 01:22:57,457 --> 01:22:58,249 of ... 1564 01:22:58,415 --> 01:23:00,707 - They become lovers. 1565 01:23:00,874 --> 01:23:03,624 - That's what happened to Antoine and me. 1566 01:23:04,124 --> 01:23:07,832 But the most important, is that mom loves you very much 1567 01:23:07,999 --> 01:23:10,040 and she will always love you. 1568 01:23:10,665 --> 01:23:12,290 Always, always. 1569 01:23:12,457 --> 01:23:13,707 Always. 1570 01:23:13,874 --> 01:23:15,249 Tou ... - Its good ? 1571 01:23:15,415 --> 01:23:16,665 Can we go play? 1572 01:23:18,499 --> 01:23:19,415 - Of course honey. 1573 01:23:26,415 --> 01:23:27,665 - Well I... 1574 01:23:28,582 --> 01:23:31,249 I will go play. Uh ... I'll go there. 1575 01:23:38,499 --> 01:23:39,499 - Oh no... 1576 01:23:39,874 --> 01:23:42,999 They still make us guy running at the airport. 1577 01:23:43,874 --> 01:23:45,707 - Seen 3 452 times. 1578 01:23:47,832 --> 01:23:49,540 I'm going to find that bastard. 1579 01:23:49,707 --> 01:23:51,499 - I already explained you. 1580 01:23:51,915 --> 01:23:54,207 Lice, it's in all schools. 1581 01:23:54,374 --> 01:23:56,415 It's not someone's fault. 1582 01:23:58,207 --> 01:23:59,999 - And the patient zero, what do you do? 1583 01:24:06,540 --> 01:24:09,040 - Of course, he kisses her. - There you go. 1584 01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:14,165 Ah. It scrapes me. 1585 01:24:16,290 --> 01:24:18,582 - Do not touch. - Yes, but it scrapes me. 1586 01:24:32,249 --> 01:24:34,457 He groans. 1587 01:24:34,624 --> 01:24:37,374 - Oh, kids ... Shit! 1588 01:24:39,999 --> 01:24:43,499 - Antoine, you know, Spiderman, he has sneakers ... 1589 01:24:43,665 --> 01:24:45,624 Mom wants put on shoes, 1590 01:24:45,790 --> 01:24:49,624 finally sneakers. I say that Spiderman is in socks. 1591 01:24:51,665 --> 01:24:55,124 - Ah ... Uh ... Theo. Do you have red boots? 1592 01:24:55,290 --> 01:24:57,540 - Mom ! Where are my red boots? 1593 01:24:57,707 --> 01:24:59,499 He groans. 1594 01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:03,874 - Boring ... 1595 01:25:04,582 --> 01:25:06,707 The engine will not start. Ah ... shit! 1596 01:25:06,874 --> 01:25:08,874 - Go Go go ! Yes ! 1597 01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:12,207 - Jeanne, are you going to the center? My scooter does not start. 1598 01:25:12,374 --> 01:25:13,582 - Yes, of course. 1599 01:25:13,749 --> 01:25:16,332 I put them to a birthday ' and I drope you after. 1600 01:25:16,499 --> 01:25:17,957 - That's nice thanks. 1601 01:25:20,582 --> 01:25:21,540 - Hello ! 1602 01:25:21,707 --> 01:25:22,915 Oh ! Theo! 1603 01:25:23,082 --> 01:25:24,249 They are cute. 1604 01:25:24,415 --> 01:25:27,374 - Thank you, Karine. What time is it back? 18h? 1605 01:25:27,915 --> 01:25:30,915 - You come for a drink. Are the parents? 1606 01:25:31,082 --> 01:25:33,374 - Oh no, it's not possible, we break. 1607 01:25:33,540 --> 01:25:35,290 - Yeah! 1608 01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:42,707 - You hired a clown? 1609 01:25:42,874 --> 01:25:44,540 - No, it's my husband. 1610 01:25:44,707 --> 01:25:46,124 - Oh yes. 1611 01:25:50,415 --> 01:25:52,124 What is it, sweetie? 1612 01:25:52,290 --> 01:25:55,499 - I do not want to play with them anymore, they cheat. 1613 01:25:55,665 --> 01:25:57,457 - I will show you how are we cheating. 1614 01:25:57,624 --> 01:26:00,332 - Oh, you're here, you! 1615 01:26:00,499 --> 01:26:03,999 Oh oh oh ! You lost your tongue or what? 1616 01:26:04,165 --> 01:26:05,457 High pitched screams 1617 01:26:05,624 --> 01:26:08,082 Ooh! We make her shy! 1618 01:26:08,540 --> 01:26:10,374 Uh, little children. 1619 01:26:10,540 --> 01:26:12,915 - I'm afraid of the clown, me. - Oh... 1620 01:26:13,082 --> 01:26:16,082 - Ooh La La ! Children! 1621 01:26:16,249 --> 01:26:18,165 Come on, with me ... 1622 01:26:18,332 --> 01:26:21,207 Three little cats Three little cats 1623 01:26:21,374 --> 01:26:24,124 - THREE P'TITS CATS, CATS, CATS 1624 01:26:24,290 --> 01:26:26,415 STRAW HAT STRAW HAT 1625 01:26:26,582 --> 01:26:28,332 - Three little cats 1626 01:26:28,499 --> 01:26:30,707 His voice becomes electronic. 1627 01:26:30,874 --> 01:26:32,082 ... 1628 01:26:32,249 --> 01:26:34,499 Three p'tits ... 1629 01:26:34,665 --> 01:26:35,582 // 1630 01:26:35,749 --> 01:26:36,624 - Wait. 1631 01:26:36,790 --> 01:26:38,207 - I have a great idea, come on. 1632 01:26:38,374 --> 01:26:39,124 Come to see. 1633 01:26:39,290 --> 01:26:41,332 - No, no, children! 1634 01:26:41,499 --> 01:26:43,165 I have a better idea 1635 01:26:43,332 --> 01:26:44,249 Héoh! 1636 01:26:44,415 --> 01:26:46,499 I have a great idea, You will love. 1637 01:26:46,665 --> 01:26:50,832 - Ooh La La ! Who wants to know my incredible idea? 1638 01:26:50,999 --> 01:26:52,707 We will play the game ... 1639 01:26:52,874 --> 01:26:55,457 that you all prefer! 1640 01:26:55,624 --> 01:26:57,832 The game of fa ... 1641 01:26:57,999 --> 01:26:59,207 - Tiring? 1642 01:26:59,374 --> 01:27:00,624 - No it's not that. 1643 01:27:00,790 --> 01:27:01,999 FA... 1644 01:27:02,165 --> 01:27:02,957 - The postman ! 1645 01:27:03,124 --> 01:27:06,665 - Yeah, the postman game. - I have a much better idea. 1646 01:27:06,832 --> 01:27:09,040 You will be able to dance, to shout. 1647 01:27:09,207 --> 01:27:10,457 We will do... 1648 01:27:10,624 --> 01:27:13,790 a ball ... at the ... - PRISONER! 1649 01:27:13,957 --> 01:27:15,165 He whistles. Cheers 1650 01:27:15,332 --> 01:27:18,415 ... 1651 01:27:18,582 --> 01:27:19,749 - In the living room ? 1652 01:27:19,915 --> 01:27:21,624 - Yeah, in the living room. 1653 01:27:21,790 --> 01:27:23,832 - IN THE LIVING ROOM ! IN THE LIVING ROOM ! 1654 01:27:23,999 --> 01:27:24,957 - Come on ! 1655 01:27:25,124 --> 01:27:26,165 We are moving. 1656 01:27:26,332 --> 01:27:27,832 - We are setting up. You move. 1657 01:27:27,999 --> 01:27:28,790 - Lance, go! 1658 01:27:29,832 --> 01:27:30,707 Eliminated! 1659 01:27:30,874 --> 01:27:33,832 Go ahead, Theo, smash it! - Missed. Here. 1660 01:27:34,915 --> 01:27:36,874 Yeah, come on, look here. - OK. 1661 01:27:37,040 --> 01:27:37,874 OK. 1662 01:27:38,999 --> 01:27:40,040 - Yeah! 1663 01:27:40,207 --> 01:27:41,374 - Here! 1664 01:27:41,540 --> 01:27:42,124 'Let's go! 1665 01:27:46,040 --> 01:27:47,165 'Uh! 1666 01:27:47,332 --> 01:27:49,540 He's laughing. 1667 01:27:49,707 --> 01:27:53,207 - He's a clown too, now with his big red nose! 1668 01:27:53,374 --> 01:27:55,624 The clown laughs. 1669 01:27:56,082 --> 01:27:58,624 - OK darling. You're moving, move! 1670 01:28:00,207 --> 01:28:01,582 - Eliminated! You leave! 1671 01:28:01,749 --> 01:28:02,457 Go. 1672 01:28:02,624 --> 01:28:05,082 - She's not eliminated. - Yes. You go out. 1673 01:28:05,249 --> 01:28:06,874 - No, no, darling. 1674 01:28:07,040 --> 01:28:09,040 Wait, what are you playing at? 1675 01:28:09,207 --> 01:28:11,749 - Bah, with the ball prisoner, Mr. Gros Nez Rouge! 1676 01:28:16,124 --> 01:28:18,332 Children's incentives 1677 01:28:18,499 --> 01:28:20,332 ... 1678 01:28:20,499 --> 01:28:22,124 - Come on, Antoine! Go! 1679 01:28:22,290 --> 01:28:24,915 ... 1680 01:28:25,082 --> 01:28:26,332 - But stop! 1681 01:28:26,499 --> 01:28:27,999 He yells. 1682 01:28:28,165 --> 01:28:29,457 - I'm going to kill you! 1683 01:28:29,624 --> 01:28:30,832 The children are screaming. 1684 01:28:30,999 --> 01:28:32,540 - That's enough now. 1685 01:28:32,707 --> 01:28:35,165 ... 1686 01:28:41,707 --> 01:28:43,624 - You're messing up completely. 1687 01:28:43,790 --> 01:28:45,207 - Sorry ? - It's bad. 1688 01:28:45,374 --> 01:28:48,415 It's shabby. In front of children, it's an example of shit. 1689 01:28:48,582 --> 01:28:52,124 - It's okay. It's okay. He took his mouth full, the clown. 1690 01:28:54,207 --> 01:28:55,874 - We do not care, the clown. 1691 01:28:56,040 --> 01:28:57,415 The problem is you. 1692 01:28:57,582 --> 01:28:59,749 You're 40, you play at the console, 1693 01:28:59,915 --> 01:29:02,874 you take ecstas, you think that to do the stupid, 1694 01:29:03,040 --> 01:29:04,832 you are bribing children with Smarties, 1695 01:29:04,999 --> 01:29:07,915 you mess up the birthday snack. Wake up. 1696 01:29:08,082 --> 01:29:10,665 - I have the impression to have become a father. 1697 01:29:10,832 --> 01:29:14,124 What is this mess ? This snack? There are lots of kids. 1698 01:29:14,290 --> 01:29:17,624 I am even more at home. I did not ask anyone. 1699 01:29:17,790 --> 01:29:18,874 - Neither do I. 1700 01:29:19,040 --> 01:29:21,999 - I'm not like your birthday buddies. 1701 01:29:22,165 --> 01:29:23,457 - What, my friends? 1702 01:29:24,374 --> 01:29:26,915 - Bobos. Finally, the bobos ... The momoches. 1703 01:29:27,082 --> 01:29:29,707 When you see their food, I would not like to be in their shit. 1704 01:29:29,874 --> 01:29:32,999 - That's good, it's adult, it's class. You're small. 1705 01:29:33,165 --> 01:29:35,374 - Oh yeah ? Let's talk about it, kids. 1706 01:29:35,540 --> 01:29:36,665 I did not ask 1707 01:29:36,832 --> 01:29:39,040 to have kids who scream, 1708 01:29:39,207 --> 01:29:41,915 who should I do funny jokes 1709 01:29:42,082 --> 01:29:43,082 I can not even ... 1710 01:29:43,249 --> 01:29:44,165 Sad music 1711 01:29:44,332 --> 01:29:46,082 ... 1712 01:29:46,249 --> 01:29:47,207 - OK. 1713 01:29:47,374 --> 01:29:48,415 Stop. 1714 01:29:48,582 --> 01:29:53,749 ... 1715 01:29:53,915 --> 01:29:56,415 No, but what bullshit, this roommate. 1716 01:29:56,582 --> 01:29:59,499 You realize, at my age, with a con! 1717 01:29:59,665 --> 01:30:01,249 - You'll be much better here. 1718 01:30:01,415 --> 01:30:05,040 - Yeah. First, an appert only for children and me. 1719 01:30:05,207 --> 01:30:07,749 Second, a guy. This time, an adult. 1720 01:30:08,249 --> 01:30:10,874 - You'll find both, I trust. 1721 01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:12,790 - My old ... - You went to that. 1722 01:30:12,957 --> 01:30:14,374 - She almost got you. 1723 01:30:14,540 --> 01:30:16,290 - That you serve as a lesson. 1724 01:30:16,457 --> 01:30:18,415 - It's played on a few things. 1725 01:30:18,582 --> 01:30:19,874 Perhaps, at the moment, 1726 01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:23,040 you would take places for the Garden of Acclimation. 1727 01:30:23,207 --> 01:30:25,374 - After eating peas and carrots. 1728 01:30:25,540 --> 01:30:27,874 - Yuck! Do you still want your french fries? 1729 01:30:28,040 --> 01:30:29,332 - No, please. 1730 01:30:33,207 --> 01:30:34,957 - You made strong, my bastard. 1731 01:30:35,124 --> 01:30:37,957 You're going out without a divorce, without a pension, without children. 1732 01:30:39,207 --> 01:30:40,457 - You're balèze. - Balze. 1733 01:30:40,624 --> 01:30:42,082 - Very balèze. - Balze. 1734 01:30:42,790 --> 01:30:43,624 - You're like ... 1735 01:30:43,790 --> 01:30:45,957 Dupont de Ligonnès, without the cops in the ass. 1736 01:30:46,124 --> 01:30:47,332 - That's right, there's something. 1737 01:30:49,040 --> 01:30:50,540 It must be celebrate. - Upon your release. 1738 01:30:52,124 --> 01:30:53,249 - Upon my release. 1739 01:30:53,832 --> 01:30:56,915 Soft music 1740 01:30:57,082 --> 01:32:10,207 ... 1741 01:32:10,374 --> 01:32:13,082 - It's a tweed, linen-cotton blend. 1742 01:32:13,707 --> 01:32:15,707 - That's great. - Great. Thank you. 1743 01:32:15,874 --> 01:32:17,540 - Thanks and see you soon. 1744 01:32:18,124 --> 01:32:19,249 Goodbye. 1745 01:32:22,415 --> 01:32:24,040 The yard in Marseille ... 1746 01:32:24,415 --> 01:32:25,707 It's won. 1747 01:32:25,874 --> 01:32:26,915 - No ? 1748 01:32:28,040 --> 01:32:29,290 - Do not you look happy? 1749 01:32:29,457 --> 01:32:32,290 - If, if, if, if. That's great. 1750 01:32:32,457 --> 01:32:34,332 - But yeah, that's great! Champagne? 1751 01:32:36,415 --> 01:32:37,665 - Champagne. 1752 01:32:50,082 --> 01:32:51,082 - Antoine? 1753 01:32:52,124 --> 01:32:52,957 It's okay? 1754 01:32:53,707 --> 01:32:54,540 I came 1755 01:32:54,707 --> 01:32:57,165 drop the keys of Jeanne. I'm going there. 1756 01:32:57,332 --> 01:32:58,040 - They are fine ? 1757 01:32:58,540 --> 01:33:00,207 - Everyone is fine, yes. 1758 01:33:00,374 --> 01:33:02,707 - I could not reach Jeanne. 1759 01:33:02,874 --> 01:33:05,040 - I do not think so that she wants to talk to you. 1760 01:33:06,457 --> 01:33:07,374 - And the children? 1761 01:33:08,165 --> 01:33:09,582 - They are fine. 1762 01:33:10,249 --> 01:33:11,082 - Bye. 1763 01:33:12,249 --> 01:33:13,082 - Antoine? 1764 01:33:15,207 --> 01:33:18,040 I did not have to tell you, but Jeanne goes to Marseilles. 1765 01:33:18,207 --> 01:33:20,874 - Marseille? But euh... But when ? 1766 01:33:21,040 --> 01:33:22,874 - I dropped them at the airport. 1767 01:33:23,040 --> 01:33:24,457 They have the flight of 17:30. 1768 01:33:25,290 --> 01:33:27,207 Well I'm leaving. Hello. 1769 01:33:37,624 --> 01:33:38,665 - Shit... 1770 01:33:40,207 --> 01:33:43,124 Rhythmic music 1771 01:33:43,290 --> 01:33:44,582 Shit... 1772 01:33:44,749 --> 01:33:49,582 ... 1773 01:33:49,749 --> 01:33:51,499 The engine will not start. 1774 01:33:51,665 --> 01:33:52,707 Shit ! 1775 01:33:52,874 --> 01:33:54,374 ... 1776 01:33:54,540 --> 01:33:55,540 Shit ! 1777 01:33:55,707 --> 01:33:56,957 ... 1778 01:33:57,124 --> 01:33:58,124 Oh shit... 1779 01:33:58,874 --> 01:33:59,957 And shit. 1780 01:34:00,124 --> 01:34:02,707 * -10 km of accumulated traffic jams ... - Oh shit. 1781 01:34:02,874 --> 01:34:05,832 - And shit. 1782 01:34:06,540 --> 01:34:09,082 - Which terminal, please? - Oh shit. 1783 01:34:09,249 --> 01:34:10,582 ... 1784 01:34:10,749 --> 01:34:12,957 Shit, shit, shit, shit! 1785 01:34:13,124 --> 01:34:20,915 ... 1786 01:34:21,082 --> 01:34:23,624 And shit shit! 1787 01:34:23,790 --> 01:34:25,124 - Hey, shit! 1788 01:34:26,165 --> 01:34:27,165 - Class, huh! 1789 01:34:43,249 --> 01:34:44,457 - Thank you. 1790 01:34:52,457 --> 01:34:53,624 - Oh, there's Antoine. 1791 01:34:54,499 --> 01:34:55,540 - Oh, Antoine! 1792 01:34:56,665 --> 01:34:57,999 - You forgot that. 1793 01:34:58,165 --> 01:35:00,290 - Yeah! My PS! 1794 01:35:00,457 --> 01:35:03,749 - Vincent told me you're leaving. I will not keep it. 1795 01:35:04,290 --> 01:35:06,332 - Good, come on. We are going to be late. 1796 01:35:07,040 --> 01:35:07,915 Thank you. 1797 01:35:08,082 --> 01:35:09,957 Children, take your things. 1798 01:35:10,124 --> 01:35:10,957 Go. 1799 01:35:11,790 --> 01:35:12,749 Let's go. 1800 01:35:13,832 --> 01:35:14,915 Hello. 1801 01:35:16,790 --> 01:35:17,707 - Hello. 1802 01:35:17,874 --> 01:35:20,415 Sad music 1803 01:35:20,582 --> 01:36:15,790 ... 1804 01:36:16,665 --> 01:36:18,915 Hello. Paris-Marseille, please? 1805 01:36:19,082 --> 01:36:20,790 - For when ? - Now. 1806 01:36:20,957 --> 01:36:23,082 Soft music 1807 01:36:23,249 --> 01:36:24,332 Not run. 1808 01:36:24,499 --> 01:36:27,415 ... 1809 01:36:27,582 --> 01:36:29,207 Not run to the airport. 1810 01:36:29,374 --> 01:36:31,457 ... 1811 01:36:31,624 --> 01:36:33,457 Do not run! 1812 01:36:33,624 --> 01:36:34,582 ... 1813 01:36:34,749 --> 01:36:35,665 And shit! 1814 01:36:35,832 --> 01:36:37,790 Groovy music 1815 01:36:37,957 --> 01:37:15,999 ... 1816 01:37:16,165 --> 01:37:17,332 - Hello, your ticket. 1817 01:37:18,874 --> 01:37:21,040 - My ticket... - Thank you. 1818 01:37:22,165 --> 01:37:24,457 You are all ahead. - What? 1819 01:37:24,624 --> 01:37:27,499 No, but wait. - You are there. This one. 1820 01:37:31,999 --> 01:37:34,749 - Sit down, sir. - I just want ... 1821 01:37:38,332 --> 01:37:39,915 * - Boarding completed. 1822 01:37:45,582 --> 01:37:46,749 * -Jeanne? 1823 01:37:47,332 --> 01:37:48,582 Jeanne, do not leave. 1824 01:37:49,624 --> 01:37:51,290 * I know you want me, 1825 01:37:51,457 --> 01:37:54,290 * but it's this con clown with his three little cats. 1826 01:37:54,457 --> 01:37:56,624 * I'm not used to kids. 1827 01:37:56,790 --> 01:37:57,957 - Please. 1828 01:37:58,124 --> 01:38:01,249 - No, miss. It is important ! 1829 01:38:01,915 --> 01:38:02,832 * Jeanne ... 1830 01:38:03,707 --> 01:38:06,790 * I'm not the type of guy that you wait. 1831 01:38:09,290 --> 01:38:12,124 * When you landed, I tried to fire you. 1832 01:38:14,749 --> 01:38:18,415 * We managed to live together. We learned to live together. 1833 01:38:21,582 --> 01:38:23,207 * We've messed up, we ... 1834 01:38:23,790 --> 01:38:25,165 We had a lot of fun. 1835 01:38:25,624 --> 01:38:26,790 * We became a family. 1836 01:38:31,790 --> 01:38:33,374 * I miss this family. 1837 01:38:35,749 --> 01:38:37,249 Jeanne, I miss you. 1838 01:38:43,749 --> 01:38:45,207 Is it Paris-Marseille? 1839 01:38:48,332 --> 01:38:49,832 Soft music 1840 01:38:49,999 --> 01:38:56,124 ... 1841 01:38:56,290 --> 01:38:57,749 - Excuse me ... Come on. 1842 01:38:58,624 --> 01:39:01,582 Take your things. Take your bag. 1843 01:39:02,707 --> 01:39:03,832 Excuse me. 1844 01:39:03,999 --> 01:39:19,665 ... 1845 01:39:19,832 --> 01:39:20,832 Look what I'm doing. 1846 01:39:22,165 --> 01:39:24,082 - I ran in an airport. 1847 01:39:24,249 --> 01:39:29,332 ... 1848 01:39:29,499 --> 01:39:32,790 The passengers applaud. 1849 01:39:32,957 --> 01:39:45,415 // 1850 01:39:45,582 --> 01:39:47,332 - We landed? 1851 01:39:47,499 --> 01:39:53,040 // 1852 01:39:58,749 --> 01:40:01,249 Soft music 1853 01:40:01,415 --> 01:40:57,082 ... 1854 01:40:57,249 --> 01:40:59,915 (Antoine) - Children, we're going home. 1855 01:41:00,082 --> 01:41:01,290 (Jeanne) - Let's go. 1856 01:41:01,457 --> 01:41:04,540 - They kissed, it's lovers! 1857 01:41:04,707 --> 01:41:08,207 - Lovers ! Lovers ! 1858 01:41:08,374 --> 01:41:10,957 Rhythmic music 1859 01:41:11,124 --> 01:42:04,332 ... 1860 01:42:04,499 --> 01:42:07,165 Soft music 1861 01:42:07,332 --> 01:44:48,915 ... 1862 01:44:49,082 --> 01:44:53,082 Subtitling: ECLAIR 120160