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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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Previously on "Imposters"...
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We're fleeing to Mexico
without the ring?
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Where did you hide the ring?
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Um, you're not gonna like it.
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Mrs. Jonson, your daughter
is a professional con artist.
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And unless we find her,
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her life is most definitely in danger.
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What would happen if
you went to the police
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and told them what you just told me?
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The man I work for,
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he is smarter than the police,
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and he'd kill me.
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Ezra, you have to call your parents.
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Right now.
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- [dish smashes]
- [screams]
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Let's get Josh and Sally
away from each other.
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I think our best play here
is a change of scenery.
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Arthur, I need you to be on board.
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What's going on?
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It's time to go back to the States. Now.
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How much does this coyote cost?
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An extra ten grand.
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I know how to get $10,000 by tomorrow.
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- You have the money?
- Yes.
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- [sighs with relief]
- And no.
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My sister has it.
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- Richard Evans.
- Poppy Langmore.
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She's Alice.
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Maddie was impersonating
Poppy to become Alice.
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She was, like, doing a version of her.
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- Oh, dear.
- This is the actual Alice.
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Except I'm actually rich.
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Okay, Sophia gets here
in an hour and a half.
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Okay, guys, we got to go.
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Got to go now. Come on.
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_
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What does the Doctor want?
How angry is he?
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It's time for you to come
in and see the Doctor.
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Look, I did it, and I'm still breathing.
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I'll take it.
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[dramatic classical music]
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♪ ♪
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[music cuts in and out]
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[various voices and music over radio]
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Central Pennsylvania's
rock-and-roll time machine,
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WURG,
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coming to you out of Pottsville.
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♪ When you're young
and so in love as we ♪
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♪ And bewildered by
the world we see ♪
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See you later!
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♪ Why do people hurt us so? ♪
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♪ Only those in love will know ♪
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♪ What a town without pity can do ♪
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♪ If we stop to gaze upon a star ♪
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♪ People talk about how bad... ♪
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Hi, there, handsome. You ready?
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How's the Salisbury steak?
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Have you ever eaten at Tucker's
Steakhouse across the street?
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Oh, sure. Not on my dime.
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Our porterhouse is the same exact cut.
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Same supplier.
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But that's a $50 cut.
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In here, it's almost half the price.
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I take mine medium rare.
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Y'all have been a breath of fresh air
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just as I was starting to feel homesick.
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Let me get your change.
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No, no, keep the change, please.
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You're a doll.
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Bless your hearts.
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Excuse me, hon.
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Hmm?
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Could we get a top-off?
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Oh, of course.
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Can I get you guys anything else?
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Our Fudge Blackout Cake is to die for.
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No, thanks, kid. We're great.
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You sure are.
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One day, when I'm sitting here
in this very diner
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with my future husband,
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I hope to look as striking
and happy as you two.
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[chuckles] You clocking
the moves on this one?
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Yeah, she's got to be racking huge tips.
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Hey, good to see you guys again.
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This is what I always order.
It's so good.
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Kid's a natural.
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♪ Can do ♪
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♪ ♪
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Yeah.
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What?
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Are you kidding me?
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This is our only shot.
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Our third doesn't even arrive until...
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Shh.
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- I'll be back in one minute.
- Fine, fine. We'll wing it.
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- What was that?
- Our friend's leaving. Tonight.
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What? Let me guess.
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Your beloved Cy Roberts
dropped the ball again.
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He confused us with
Cincinnati and Akron.
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Thanks for nothing, Cy.
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Jesus.
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So this Cy guy,
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you want me to take care of him for you?
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That's cute, kid. Yeah.
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Yeah, we wish.
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Well, look at this table
of black and gold.
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Looks like we got some
fellow Panther fans here.
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- Whoo!
- [customers cheer]
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You guys want some waters?
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Take your time with the menu, boys.
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I promise I'll be right back.
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- Uh, can we...
- Oh, ready for a check?
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- Having fun?
- Of course.
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I mean, I love my job.
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- I love my customers.
- Is that a fact?
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Because when you drop your game face,
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it sure looks like you'd rather be
almost anywhere else.
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Yeah, maybe.
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[chuckles]
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Definitely.
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Think you'd be interested
in taking your game to the next level?
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Make some real money.
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I got to run, so I'll see you tomorrow.
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20 minutes! Let's go!
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[various conversations]
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Lansdale line now
departing from track two.
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Lansdale to Phoenix Hill
and Valley Forge
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now departing from line two.
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[energetic jazzy music]
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♪ ♪
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[gasps]
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- Oh, my God.
- You all right?
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- Oh, God, it's just...
- Here, let me get that.
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Careful. Don't hurt yourself.
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- Thank you!
- No problem.
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What a lousy day.
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I mean, first day on the job,
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and my new boss could not have been
a bigger pain in the ass.
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I mean, all friggin' day, like,
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"Type faster. Type faster."
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I already type 100 words a minute.
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Well, trust me; you could probably
get a job anywhere.
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- Now arriving...
- That's my train.
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Oh, well, thank you. You're so kind.
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Hey, any chance I can get your number?
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Uh, well, sure.
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Don't miss your train.
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Not bad for ten minutes of work, huh?
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No. [laughs] Not bad at all.
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Hey, you didn't give that guy
your real number, did you?
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Oh, well, I gave him a number.
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To the Pottsville police station.
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- Any interest in doing this again?
- Sure.
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Parents let you stay out late?
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My parents barely know I'm alive.
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Oh. Well, they don't know
what they're missing.
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We'll be in touch.
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Okay.
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[horn honks]
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- Oh!
- Richard.
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- Oh, I'm cramping!
- Richard.
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- I'm cramping. I'm...
- Richard!
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Can you just lean the other way?
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When you got in,
you didn't have to spoon me...
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So that we're 69ing each other?
No, thank you.
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Just please move your arm
out from under my ribs.
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I'm in pain.
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Yeah, here we go.
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Not there! Jesus!
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Sorry, was that your...
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Yes! Yes, it was.
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Oh. Wow, man.
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I'm impressed.
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I had no idea.
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And nothing makes you happier
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than being scandalized
by everything that I do.
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Happy?
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You needed my help to
the tune of $10,000.
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Yes, I know, and I appreciate that.
I'm just saying.
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Doesn't sound like appreciation.
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I'm just saying that
whenever you're around me,
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I don't think you're conscious of it,
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but you are incapable of
drawing a nonjudgmental breath.
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Don't be so irascible.
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It is my job to tough-love you.
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That's not a verb.
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For the past three years,
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you have been the hottest
of all messes ever.
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If I didn't help you, who would?
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Nope, not judgmental at all. Not at all.
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Oh, these texts
aren't even going through.
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Shit.
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I really hope that
kid got her that note.
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So is the plan, like,
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you and Sophia live a life of crime?
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I don't really have a plan at the moment
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other than, I mean,
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my parents are being held hostage.
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Hey, I'm not judging, man.
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I'm just asking, 'cause, I mean,
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I don't think I'm cut
out for this con stuff.
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I mean, I could be,
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but I'm destined for something greater.
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I can feel it in my balls.
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Spoken like a man
destined for greatness.
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[both yell]
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God damn it!
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- I hate it in here!
- Me too!
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So give me the deets on Richard Evans.
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What?
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No. Why?
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I don't know. I'm intrigued.
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Hey, listen.
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He's a nice guy, okay?
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He's been through a lot.
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You're not sticking your
manicured claws into him.
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Mm-hmm.
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[chuckles]
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What's so funny?
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I can't believe the
real Alice showed up.
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She's not Alice.
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Well, she's the OG Alice.
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Maybe it's a sign.
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A sign for what?
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I don't know. That, like,
shit's gonna be awesome again.
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Maybe it all happened...
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For a reason
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that Laszlo stormed off in a huff.
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You were always in that cycle,
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even when you were dating.
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I suppose.
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What do you think about Laszlo?
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He's your husband.
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Answer the question.
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I think he's...
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your husband.
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I just don't know if
that's true anymore.
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Oh, Poops, I'm sorry.
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Oh, it's okay.
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I'm fine. It's just...
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[sighs] Ugh.
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But that Richard.
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The way he's looking at me,
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it was so sweet and open,
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so decidedly not Laszlo.
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I don't like where this is going.
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It's not going anywhere.
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Yet.
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Oy vey.
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And on top of everything,
you're speaking Hebrew?
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I'm going on a picnic,
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and I'm bringing an apple,
a brontosaurus,
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a crash helmet,
a diorama, an egg, and...
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some fish.
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I'm going on a picnic,
and I'm bringing an apple,
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a brontosaurus, a...
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[brakes squeak softly]
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[man speaking in Spanish]
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Oh, are we stopping?
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- Are we stopping?
- Shh!
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- [dog barks]
- Holy shit.
264
00:11:11,626 --> 00:11:13,793
It's probably just a spot check.
265
00:11:13,795 --> 00:11:15,962
- Play dead.
- What?
266
00:11:15,964 --> 00:11:19,065
[men speaking in Spanish]
267
00:11:20,702 --> 00:11:23,269
[dramatic music]
268
00:11:31,194 --> 00:11:34,062
_
269
00:11:34,210 --> 00:11:35,063
_
270
00:11:35,457 --> 00:11:36,831
_
271
00:11:37,159 --> 00:11:38,324
_
272
00:11:39,621 --> 00:11:40,919
_
273
00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:42,416
_
274
00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:44,146
_
275
00:11:44,147 --> 00:11:46,457
_
276
00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:47,458
_
277
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,316
[sighs]
278
00:11:54,655 --> 00:11:56,318
Dude, I thought we were goners.
279
00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,853
I thought they were gonna shoot us.
280
00:11:57,855 --> 00:11:59,154
What?
281
00:11:59,156 --> 00:12:02,224
This is what immigration is like?
282
00:12:02,226 --> 00:12:06,461
Dude, this is a major issue.
283
00:12:06,463 --> 00:12:09,464
[soft music]
284
00:12:09,466 --> 00:12:15,203
♪ ♪
285
00:12:15,205 --> 00:12:16,505
- Hey, Mom.
- [gasps]
286
00:12:16,576 --> 00:12:20,742
Oh, God. Oh.
287
00:12:20,744 --> 00:12:22,677
Hi, Maddie.
288
00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:25,480
Hey.
289
00:12:31,155 --> 00:12:34,356
You changed your hair.
290
00:12:34,358 --> 00:12:36,825
Some things still come for you.
291
00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:40,529
Maybe you should have
them forwarded to Houston.
292
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:51,573
Sad not having you at
Christmas this year.
293
00:12:51,575 --> 00:12:53,809
I know. I'm sorry about that.
294
00:12:53,811 --> 00:12:55,510
It's quiet.
295
00:12:55,512 --> 00:12:57,212
We missed you.
296
00:12:58,749 --> 00:13:00,649
I missed you too.
297
00:13:04,922 --> 00:13:07,389
Mom, I need to tell you something.
298
00:13:07,391 --> 00:13:09,224
It's important.
299
00:13:13,864 --> 00:13:16,398
I don't live in Houston.
300
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,300
I never did.
301
00:13:18,302 --> 00:13:21,069
And I don't work for UNICEF.
302
00:13:21,071 --> 00:13:23,772
Okay.
303
00:13:26,844 --> 00:13:29,811
Well, aren't you gonna say something?
304
00:13:29,813 --> 00:13:32,447
How are you making money?
305
00:13:32,449 --> 00:13:36,351
Just job to job, really.
306
00:13:38,155 --> 00:13:39,821
Job to job.
307
00:13:39,823 --> 00:13:42,691
Yeah, I've been, um,
308
00:13:42,693 --> 00:13:45,460
just figuring it out.
309
00:13:45,462 --> 00:13:47,796
I'm sure that sounds flaky to you,
310
00:13:47,798 --> 00:13:50,799
just like everything else I've done.
311
00:13:50,801 --> 00:13:53,802
I never thought working
for UNICEF sounded flaky.
312
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,473
Is there anything else
you want to tell me?
313
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:07,482
Just that I'm sorry
for not being honest.
314
00:14:08,221 --> 00:14:10,285
Yes.
315
00:14:11,788 --> 00:14:14,489
Thanks for saying so.
316
00:14:17,961 --> 00:14:19,427
Dad in his room?
317
00:14:19,429 --> 00:14:20,441
Asleep, as usual.
318
00:14:20,464 --> 00:14:24,766
But please wait until he's up to say hi.
319
00:14:24,768 --> 00:14:26,301
You staying the night?
320
00:14:26,303 --> 00:14:29,871
- Is that okay?
- Of course.
321
00:14:29,873 --> 00:14:32,841
Okay.
322
00:14:32,843 --> 00:14:39,915
♪ ♪
323
00:15:01,538 --> 00:15:03,738
- [sighs]
- Oh, I got to piss so bad.
324
00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:05,340
- My leg's asleep.
- Oh!
325
00:15:05,342 --> 00:15:07,842
Oh, boy. Look out. Look out. Look out.
326
00:15:07,844 --> 00:15:10,345
- Oh, pee, pee, pee...
- So bad.
327
00:15:10,347 --> 00:15:11,546
- Pee, pee.
- So bad.
328
00:15:11,548 --> 00:15:14,015
- Oh!
- Ah!
329
00:15:14,017 --> 00:15:16,918
What? We have to pee there?
330
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,653
It's just like camp!
331
00:15:18,655 --> 00:15:20,989
I hated camp!
332
00:15:20,991 --> 00:15:23,425
Yo, yo, back up, dude.
You're, like, right next to me.
333
00:15:23,427 --> 00:15:25,026
Ah, shit.
334
00:15:25,028 --> 00:15:28,530
Oh! Oh, come on.
335
00:15:28,532 --> 00:15:30,699
The fricking guy's, like,
yelling at us in Spanish.
336
00:15:30,701 --> 00:15:32,400
I know; it was like being in a tomb.
337
00:15:32,402 --> 00:15:34,402
Right? It's like
we were stuck in a foxhole.
338
00:15:34,404 --> 00:15:35,937
I'm definitely getting cremated.
339
00:15:35,939 --> 00:15:38,173
I thought we had
some nice moments, actually.
340
00:15:38,175 --> 00:15:39,574
Guys.
341
00:15:39,576 --> 00:15:42,577
There are two things
we have to accomplish.
342
00:15:42,579 --> 00:15:44,628
First, I have to rescue
my family from Max.
343
00:15:44,663 --> 00:15:46,819
No, wait, wait.
You're not doing this by yourself.
344
00:15:46,851 --> 00:15:48,383
It's my family.
345
00:15:48,385 --> 00:15:51,219
If I show up with anybody else,
it could (BLEEP) everything up.
346
00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:53,221
Agreed?
347
00:15:53,223 --> 00:15:54,651
Well, shit, man, I guess.
348
00:15:54,659 --> 00:15:57,331
Good. Which brings me
to goal number two.
349
00:15:57,361 --> 00:16:00,028
You guys have to go to
Scottsdale and get the ring.
350
00:16:00,030 --> 00:16:02,798
We may need the leverage,
and we definitely need the money.
351
00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:05,641
When you're done and assuming
I made peace with Max,
352
00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:07,576
we meet up someplace discreet.
353
00:16:07,611 --> 00:16:09,804
We just have to figure out where.
354
00:16:09,806 --> 00:16:11,740
Hey, what's going on
at the cabin these days?
355
00:16:11,742 --> 00:16:13,375
Ugh, Mom is insisting
356
00:16:13,377 --> 00:16:15,577
that all the cousins
come up for Labor Day.
357
00:16:15,579 --> 00:16:16,611
And I mean all of them.
358
00:16:17,116 --> 00:16:20,582
- I mean right now.
- Oh, nothing.
359
00:16:20,584 --> 00:16:22,355
Why don't you guys use it as a hideout?
360
00:16:22,453 --> 00:16:23,268
Gee, good idea.
361
00:16:23,288 --> 00:16:25,367
It's in way upstate New York,
like in the woods woods.
362
00:16:25,423 --> 00:16:27,455
Good, then we have a plan.
363
00:16:27,457 --> 00:16:31,659
Richard, I need one thing first.
364
00:16:31,661 --> 00:16:34,662
[light jazzy music]
365
00:16:34,664 --> 00:16:41,669
♪ ♪
366
00:16:41,671 --> 00:16:45,040
Hey, what kind of bra are you wearing?
367
00:16:45,042 --> 00:16:48,677
Agent Provocateur, Lorna cut, nude.
368
00:16:48,779 --> 00:16:51,679
And you're, what, 34B?
369
00:16:51,681 --> 00:16:53,214
Yes, sir.
370
00:16:53,216 --> 00:16:56,684
Cool. Take it off.
371
00:16:56,686 --> 00:16:59,721
Just let me know if anyone
comes within 40 to 50 feet.
372
00:16:59,773 --> 00:17:02,073
Look casual.
373
00:17:02,075 --> 00:17:04,743
♪ ♪
374
00:17:04,745 --> 00:17:08,413
One Mississippi, two Mississippi,
375
00:17:08,415 --> 00:17:09,548
three Mississ...
376
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,917
Ah, yeah! Still got it.
377
00:17:11,919 --> 00:17:14,820
You certainly do.
378
00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:18,223
Did you reach Sophia?
379
00:17:18,225 --> 00:17:19,691
No, I called, like, five times.
380
00:17:19,693 --> 00:17:21,810
I can't tell if it's going to voicemail
or it's not in service.
381
00:17:21,896 --> 00:17:23,407
She's probably pissed
we left without her.
382
00:17:23,497 --> 00:17:25,096
Yeah, that's what I said.
383
00:17:25,098 --> 00:17:26,865
- Thank you.
- You'll find her.
384
00:17:30,737 --> 00:17:32,304
Be careful, okay?
385
00:17:32,306 --> 00:17:33,638
Yes, Mom.
386
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,674
I promise to check in along the way.
387
00:17:37,077 --> 00:17:38,143
Hey, don't speed.
388
00:17:38,145 --> 00:17:39,711
Yeah, don't speed.
389
00:17:39,713 --> 00:17:41,479
Maybe you should have
hotwired a minivan.
390
00:17:41,481 --> 00:17:43,114
- Gross.
- Please.
391
00:17:43,116 --> 00:17:44,816
Always forward.
392
00:17:44,818 --> 00:17:46,251
Yeah.
393
00:17:46,253 --> 00:17:49,287
I cannot wait to tell Mom...
394
00:17:49,289 --> 00:17:50,655
Here.
395
00:17:50,657 --> 00:17:53,558
Try not to, you know, kill anybody
396
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,493
or... or die.
397
00:17:55,495 --> 00:17:57,028
Excellent advice.
398
00:18:06,573 --> 00:18:09,074
[birds chirping]
399
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,914
[gentle music]
400
00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:22,954
♪ ♪
401
00:18:32,366 --> 00:18:34,900
Maddie Jonson at long last.
402
00:18:34,902 --> 00:18:36,468
A pleasure to finally meet you.
403
00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:37,558
You too.
404
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,475
Thank you for the consideration.
405
00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:41,306
Max tells me you're a natural.
406
00:18:41,308 --> 00:18:42,974
A phenom, he said.
407
00:18:43,836 --> 00:18:45,877
I do what I can.
408
00:18:46,465 --> 00:18:48,647
You have a worldly way about you.
409
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:52,217
Would you call yourself an old soul?
410
00:18:52,219 --> 00:18:54,519
I never really thought about it.
411
00:18:54,521 --> 00:18:56,554
I suppose I could be.
412
00:18:56,556 --> 00:19:01,493
Ah, an outsider and an observer?
413
00:19:01,495 --> 00:19:04,496
Yes, I have always felt that way.
414
00:19:04,498 --> 00:19:07,532
Max, Sally, you and me,
415
00:19:07,534 --> 00:19:09,501
we're seekers.
416
00:19:09,503 --> 00:19:11,336
- Seekers?
- Mm-hmm.
417
00:19:11,338 --> 00:19:13,638
We want to live life by our own rules
418
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,173
and explore the limits of control.
419
00:19:15,175 --> 00:19:17,575
Did you remind her
not to say more than she has to?
420
00:19:17,577 --> 00:19:19,577
Yes, she's going to do fine.
421
00:19:19,579 --> 00:19:21,579
Like, you said,
the Doctor has an eye for talent.
422
00:19:21,581 --> 00:19:23,848
I know. I know.
423
00:19:23,850 --> 00:19:27,052
But the Doctor can be
overly discriminating.
424
00:19:27,054 --> 00:19:29,921
Do you know what the
greatest con of all is?
425
00:19:31,325 --> 00:19:34,326
Love.
426
00:19:34,328 --> 00:19:36,061
Love?
427
00:19:36,063 --> 00:19:38,396
You have a unique ability.
428
00:19:38,398 --> 00:19:43,001
You instinctually grasp what lies behind
a person's desires and longing.
429
00:19:43,003 --> 00:19:45,270
Very rare.
430
00:19:45,272 --> 00:19:50,342
That talent will allow us to explore
some interesting opportunities.
431
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,414
Your first opportunity.
432
00:19:56,416 --> 00:19:58,717
Everything you need to know is inside.
433
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:05,223
Cute.
434
00:20:05,225 --> 00:20:06,725
I'm supposed to...
435
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,593
Learn about him, study him,
436
00:20:08,595 --> 00:20:12,397
and then maybe run into him
somewhere appropriate.
437
00:20:12,399 --> 00:20:13,999
See where it leads.
438
00:20:14,001 --> 00:20:17,969
Max and Sally will be with you,
infiltrating his life in their own way.
439
00:20:18,910 --> 00:20:21,439
Part of a new family, so to speak.
440
00:20:30,317 --> 00:20:33,084
Just have fun with it.
441
00:20:33,086 --> 00:20:34,119
I'm sure I will.
442
00:20:34,121 --> 00:20:36,454
Welcome to the family.
443
00:21:08,024 --> 00:21:11,126
[phone buzzing]
444
00:21:11,128 --> 00:21:12,928
- Hello?
- Yeah, it's Max.
445
00:21:12,930 --> 00:21:14,596
- The location has changed.
- Why is that?
446
00:21:14,598 --> 00:21:16,149
Your dad and I thought it would be best
447
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,133
if we took the conversation
out of the house.
448
00:21:18,135 --> 00:21:20,389
We're at the Roundabout Inn in Bowville.
449
00:21:20,471 --> 00:21:21,748
It's just outside of town.
450
00:21:21,839 --> 00:21:23,705
Apparently, they serve the best pancakes
451
00:21:23,707 --> 00:21:25,874
in Indiana, so follow the plan.
452
00:21:25,876 --> 00:21:27,309
You might even get a
chance to enjoy them.
453
00:21:27,311 --> 00:21:28,977
Let me speak to my father.
454
00:21:32,383 --> 00:21:34,216
- Ezie?
- Are you okay?
455
00:21:34,218 --> 00:21:36,385
Dad, what... what's going on?
456
00:21:36,387 --> 00:21:37,263
I'm fine.
457
00:21:37,355 --> 00:21:40,656
Everything here is going
as civilly as possible.
458
00:21:40,658 --> 00:21:41,757
You are not to worry.
459
00:21:41,809 --> 00:21:43,008
How do you expect me not to worry?
460
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,710
Just don't! You're a Bloom.
461
00:21:44,712 --> 00:21:47,479
When things get tough,
stick your head up and...
462
00:21:47,481 --> 00:21:48,981
Put your shoulders back.
463
00:21:48,983 --> 00:21:50,983
Yeah, I got it, Dad. I got it.
464
00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:53,218
I'll be with you soon, okay?
465
00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:55,354
All right, good.
466
00:21:55,873 --> 00:21:57,099
Ezra.
467
00:21:57,134 --> 00:21:58,824
Keep your wits about you.
468
00:21:58,826 --> 00:22:00,859
I will.
469
00:22:05,733 --> 00:22:08,734
[soft, tense music]
470
00:22:08,736 --> 00:22:15,874
♪ ♪
471
00:22:21,515 --> 00:22:23,382
How long you been in this line of work?
472
00:22:23,973 --> 00:22:25,084
Almost 40 years.
473
00:22:25,086 --> 00:22:26,785
Hmm.
474
00:22:26,787 --> 00:22:28,887
How about you?
475
00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:33,659
We've both been at it a while.
476
00:22:34,691 --> 00:22:36,895
I knew a con man once.
477
00:22:37,710 --> 00:22:39,832
Guy I grew up with, Gabe Singer.
478
00:22:39,834 --> 00:22:41,400
He'd dress up like a rabbi
479
00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:45,170
and go door-to-door
selling Torah scrolls.
480
00:22:45,172 --> 00:22:48,744
Said they'd been pulled
from the floorboards
481
00:22:48,779 --> 00:22:50,656
of homes in the Warsaw ghetto.
482
00:22:50,691 --> 00:22:52,711
Precious relics.
483
00:22:52,713 --> 00:22:54,847
They were just cheap rip-offs.
484
00:22:54,849 --> 00:22:58,083
He'd pour coffee on them,
kick them around in the dirt.
485
00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,718
And people bought 'em.
486
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,086
They believed.
487
00:23:01,803 --> 00:23:03,088
They wanted to believe.
488
00:23:03,649 --> 00:23:05,858
Innocent people.
489
00:23:09,193 --> 00:23:11,389
I don't know how you
people can do what you do.
490
00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:13,032
I don't know how people
can steal a patent
491
00:23:13,067 --> 00:23:13,799
from their own brother
492
00:23:13,801 --> 00:23:15,100
and then have him institutionalized.
493
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:16,635
Hey, you want to know something?
494
00:23:16,637 --> 00:23:17,970
It's not that simple.
495
00:23:17,972 --> 00:23:19,471
I'm sure it was very complicated.
496
00:23:19,473 --> 00:23:21,473
As a matter of fact, it was.
497
00:23:21,475 --> 00:23:23,876
Haven't I been punished enough?
498
00:23:28,190 --> 00:23:30,750
Looks like you've been
punished too, yeah?
499
00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:33,105
What happened? Some poor sucker
finally catch up to you?
500
00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:35,898
Hey, cool it with the 20 Questions.
501
00:23:35,933 --> 00:23:39,391
- No, why don't you tell him?
- What?
502
00:23:39,393 --> 00:23:41,860
Why don't you tell him
what happened, Max?
503
00:23:43,896 --> 00:23:46,865
- I don't know what happened, Sally.
- Why don't you guess?
504
00:23:59,179 --> 00:24:01,012
So what do you think the chances are
505
00:24:01,014 --> 00:24:02,914
that Margaret Jonson
actually drops a dime
506
00:24:02,916 --> 00:24:04,082
on her own daughter?
507
00:24:04,084 --> 00:24:06,184
What would you do? You're a father.
508
00:24:06,186 --> 00:24:08,053
Our girl's in trouble.
509
00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:10,722
Yeah, but I like to think
that I raised them well enough
510
00:24:10,724 --> 00:24:12,491
that they wouldn't become con artists.
511
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:15,193
That's just me.
512
00:24:16,070 --> 00:24:17,562
You never know.
513
00:24:18,932 --> 00:24:21,099
What's that supposed to mean?
514
00:24:21,883 --> 00:24:23,568
I'm the oldest of three.
515
00:24:23,570 --> 00:24:25,403
My brother Ray, the youngest,
516
00:24:25,405 --> 00:24:28,240
like me, crossed "T"s, dotted "I"s.
517
00:24:28,242 --> 00:24:30,675
Lives in Woodbridge, New Jersey.
518
00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:32,210
Is a high school principal.
519
00:24:32,212 --> 00:24:34,179
Married a cardiologist.
520
00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:36,915
Then there's our sister, June.
521
00:24:36,928 --> 00:24:39,784
Same parents, same love,
same everything.
522
00:24:39,786 --> 00:24:43,455
She set our grandparents'
house on fire when she was 10,
523
00:24:43,457 --> 00:24:48,126
ran away to Los Angeles
when she was barely 15,
524
00:24:48,128 --> 00:24:53,064
found face down in a reservoir
two days before she turned 20.
525
00:24:53,066 --> 00:24:55,400
Jesus.
526
00:24:55,402 --> 00:24:57,636
Sometimes it's about
the way you're raised.
527
00:24:57,638 --> 00:24:59,104
Sometimes it's about the genes.
528
00:24:59,106 --> 00:25:03,041
And sometimes it's
just so goddamn crazy,
529
00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:05,677
we don't have a say in it.
530
00:25:05,736 --> 00:25:08,280
Pretending otherwise
will drive you crazy.
531
00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:12,450
Let's get the check.
532
00:25:12,452 --> 00:25:14,252
And then to the Blooms'.
533
00:25:14,254 --> 00:25:15,754
Well, tomorrow morning?
534
00:25:15,756 --> 00:25:17,489
It's been a long drive.
535
00:25:17,491 --> 00:25:19,057
It's time to get some rest.
536
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:22,093
Check, please?
537
00:25:22,095 --> 00:25:23,361
And you, my dear,
538
00:25:23,363 --> 00:25:27,065
should probably call your kids.
539
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,100
Heading into Indianapolis?
540
00:25:29,102 --> 00:25:31,136
Uh, tomorrow.
541
00:25:31,138 --> 00:25:34,005
Tonight we're just gonna
find a hotel and sack out.
542
00:25:34,007 --> 00:25:36,341
- All right.
- You got any recommendations?
543
00:25:36,343 --> 00:25:37,676
There's a place called the Roundabout
544
00:25:37,678 --> 00:25:38,740
two exits down.
545
00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:41,146
People say they serve the
best pancakes in the state.
546
00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:42,314
Oh, really? Have you tried them?
547
00:25:42,316 --> 00:25:44,249
I don't eat gluten.
548
00:25:46,353 --> 00:25:48,920
[percussive intro]
549
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:52,157
♪ It is what it is ♪
550
00:25:52,159 --> 00:25:55,026
Damn, this is a sexy-ass vehicle.
551
00:25:55,028 --> 00:25:57,162
There's, like, 20 speakers in here.
552
00:25:57,164 --> 00:26:00,131
Really feel the bass line
up in your donkey-donk, huh?
553
00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:03,935
Mm. ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
554
00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:05,470
♪ Well, well, well,
well, well, well ♪
555
00:26:05,472 --> 00:26:07,539
You want to know what I
love about these cars?
556
00:26:07,541 --> 00:26:09,140
What do you love about these cars?
557
00:26:09,142 --> 00:26:10,508
They're body-on-frame.
558
00:26:10,510 --> 00:26:12,310
Ooh, that sounds fun.
559
00:26:12,312 --> 00:26:13,478
It is fun.
560
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,613
I don't mean to mansplain.
561
00:26:14,615 --> 00:26:15,847
You probably know that, right?
562
00:26:15,849 --> 00:26:16,948
Is that why you got it?
563
00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:19,117
The 6.2 V8
564
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:23,154
or, what, the shale interiors
with the cocoa accents?
565
00:26:23,156 --> 00:26:24,956
Actually, I just got it
566
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:26,858
'cause it was the most
expensive one they had.
567
00:26:26,860 --> 00:26:28,860
Mm, I love that.
568
00:26:28,862 --> 00:26:32,297
So tell me something about
little sis I don't know.
569
00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:33,565
Ooh, my goodness.
570
00:26:33,567 --> 00:26:34,799
Where to start?
571
00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:36,835
N-o spells "no."
572
00:26:36,837 --> 00:26:40,205
Did you know that this
cool downtown artist
573
00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:42,874
was once a very serious equestrian?
574
00:26:42,876 --> 00:26:44,309
- Oh, what?
- One year riding.
575
00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:46,544
- Two state championships.
- Wow.
576
00:26:46,546 --> 00:26:48,213
- Then she quit.
- Poppy.
577
00:26:48,215 --> 00:26:49,714
Jules fell off the horse and quit.
578
00:26:49,716 --> 00:26:51,316
I did not fall off the horse.
579
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:53,151
Her name was Banner,
and she broke her leg,
580
00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:54,319
and they put her down,
581
00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:56,821
and I didn't want to ride anymore.
582
00:26:56,823 --> 00:26:59,157
[sighs]
583
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:01,092
Damn!
584
00:27:01,094 --> 00:27:04,029
Riding in a Caddy with
a couple of horse girls.
585
00:27:04,031 --> 00:27:05,330
Could be worse.
586
00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:07,032
Yee-ha.
587
00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:14,880
_
588
00:27:18,211 --> 00:27:20,679
Foreclosed?
589
00:27:21,882 --> 00:27:24,049
What the hell?
590
00:27:24,051 --> 00:27:25,050
Oh, no, no, no...
591
00:27:25,052 --> 00:27:26,051
Is that normal?
592
00:27:26,053 --> 00:27:27,786
No, no, no, no.
593
00:27:27,788 --> 00:27:30,889
Oh, my God.
594
00:27:36,033 --> 00:27:37,334
What happened, Richie?
595
00:27:37,425 --> 00:27:39,429
Weren't you paying the mortgage?
596
00:27:41,928 --> 00:27:43,895
I was behind on a few payments,
597
00:27:43,897 --> 00:27:46,564
and I was waiting
until we sold the ring.
598
00:27:46,566 --> 00:27:50,101
We had to go to Mexico, and...
599
00:27:50,103 --> 00:27:52,103
God damn it, Richie.
600
00:27:52,105 --> 00:27:53,805
You stupid idiot!
601
00:27:53,807 --> 00:27:55,573
God! Stupid, stupid, stupid!
602
00:27:55,575 --> 00:27:58,377
Okay, okay,
let's just go inside and check
603
00:27:58,399 --> 00:27:59,598
before we totally freak out.
604
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,900
No, no, no, we cannot go inside,
605
00:28:01,902 --> 00:28:03,735
because they probably showed
whoever's in there our photos,
606
00:28:03,737 --> 00:28:06,271
and we'll be those idiot criminals
returning to the scene of the crime.
607
00:28:06,273 --> 00:28:07,506
I can go in.
608
00:28:07,508 --> 00:28:09,074
Yeah! She can go in.
609
00:28:09,076 --> 00:28:11,176
[sighs] Wait.
610
00:28:11,918 --> 00:28:14,279
I can't let you go in there alone.
611
00:28:16,092 --> 00:28:17,382
Jesus Christ.
612
00:28:22,923 --> 00:28:25,924
[playful jazzy music]
613
00:28:25,926 --> 00:28:29,027
♪ ♪
614
00:28:29,439 --> 00:28:30,505
Afternoon, folks.
615
00:28:30,507 --> 00:28:31,539
Afternoon.
616
00:28:31,541 --> 00:28:32,907
JTS, Sun Briar Realty.
617
00:28:32,909 --> 00:28:34,709
Archer Sutton. This is my wife.
618
00:28:34,711 --> 00:28:36,511
- Ellie Sutton.
- Hello.
619
00:28:36,513 --> 00:28:38,346
Well, Ellie, Archer,
620
00:28:38,348 --> 00:28:40,949
you have hit the jackpot with this one.
621
00:28:40,951 --> 00:28:43,385
This two-bedroom, one-family beauty
622
00:28:43,387 --> 00:28:46,955
just went on public auction for $25,000.
623
00:28:46,957 --> 00:28:48,623
Yeah, that's how much
is left on the mortgage
624
00:28:48,625 --> 00:28:49,891
from the previous owner.
625
00:28:49,893 --> 00:28:51,226
Shit, man.
626
00:28:51,228 --> 00:28:52,260
I'm sorry?
627
00:28:52,262 --> 00:28:54,095
We just can't believe
628
00:28:54,097 --> 00:28:57,799
houses for public auction go
for such absurdly low prices.
629
00:28:57,801 --> 00:28:59,801
Truth is, he's on the board
at the Kenner Club,
630
00:28:59,803 --> 00:29:02,604
so this will be something of
a winter sanctuary for us.
631
00:29:02,606 --> 00:29:04,472
Such a lovely sanctuary.
632
00:29:04,474 --> 00:29:06,541
I'm not sure about these ceilings,
though.
633
00:29:06,543 --> 00:29:08,777
Well, yeah, not the grandest, but...
634
00:29:08,779 --> 00:29:10,712
Add some cove lighting,
vertical paneling...
635
00:29:10,714 --> 00:29:11,780
You know, cove...
636
00:29:11,782 --> 00:29:12,914
Lower set sofas,
637
00:29:12,916 --> 00:29:14,382
maybe widen the windows, right?
638
00:29:14,384 --> 00:29:16,384
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
639
00:29:16,386 --> 00:29:18,086
Honey, I'm gonna take a walk around.
640
00:29:18,088 --> 00:29:20,054
You guys work all that out.
641
00:29:20,056 --> 00:29:21,190
Yes, darling.
642
00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:25,560
So why don't you show me
where these bathrooms are?
643
00:29:25,562 --> 00:29:27,695
Well, the bathroom
is right down the hall.
644
00:29:27,697 --> 00:29:30,598
I'm sorry; did you say "the bathroom"?
645
00:29:45,015 --> 00:29:48,850
[gentle piano music]
646
00:29:48,852 --> 00:29:50,852
[sighs]
647
00:29:50,854 --> 00:29:57,926
♪ ♪
648
00:30:11,537 --> 00:30:12,607
Any luck?
649
00:30:12,609 --> 00:30:14,309
Uh, yeah, I actually found it.
650
00:30:14,311 --> 00:30:16,177
I'm just really into
digging into this garbage
651
00:30:16,179 --> 00:30:18,346
with my bare hands.
652
00:30:20,984 --> 00:30:23,017
[sighs]
653
00:30:25,856 --> 00:30:27,155
Hey.
654
00:30:27,157 --> 00:30:29,457
It's okay. We'll work it out.
655
00:30:29,459 --> 00:30:32,126
Yeah. Let's just go.
656
00:30:32,128 --> 00:30:33,761
There's nothing left for me here.
657
00:30:49,149 --> 00:30:51,083
No. Hey, absolutely...
Get this out of here.
658
00:30:51,181 --> 00:30:53,481
Come on; it's just like you
but with personality.
659
00:30:53,483 --> 00:30:55,016
So he said everything
of value in the house
660
00:30:55,018 --> 00:30:57,051
was put up for auction and sold.
661
00:30:57,053 --> 00:30:59,153
Oh, man. Well, that's it, then.
662
00:30:59,155 --> 00:31:00,755
Shit.
663
00:31:00,757 --> 00:31:02,624
Hopefully,
Ezra's doing better than we are.
664
00:31:02,626 --> 00:31:04,759
Drama queens.
665
00:31:04,761 --> 00:31:06,728
What do you do when
you fall off a horse?
666
00:31:06,730 --> 00:31:07,862
Shoot it.
667
00:31:13,992 --> 00:31:16,404
I'll get the rooms. You get the bags.
668
00:31:19,843 --> 00:31:22,043
I'm grabbing ice and some drinks.
669
00:31:28,285 --> 00:31:30,485
[scattered conversations]
670
00:31:36,822 --> 00:31:40,395
Two separate rooms,
each with a queen-size bed.
671
00:31:41,328 --> 00:31:43,264
We only have two twins left.
672
00:31:43,266 --> 00:31:44,899
Excuse me?
673
00:31:44,901 --> 00:31:45,934
We only have...
674
00:31:45,936 --> 00:31:47,635
Ice machine?
675
00:31:47,637 --> 00:31:49,404
All the way down that way.
676
00:31:49,406 --> 00:31:51,172
Thanks.
677
00:31:53,398 --> 00:31:55,242
Just give me whatever
you have left. Thank you.
678
00:31:55,279 --> 00:31:57,745
Well, have Mommy take a picture of it
679
00:31:57,747 --> 00:31:59,881
and send it to Daddy,
and I'll make it my screensaver.
680
00:32:08,930 --> 00:32:09,958
Are you kidding?
681
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,827
Those pancakes better be
worth writing home about.
682
00:32:12,829 --> 00:32:14,128
Kitchen's closed.
683
00:32:14,130 --> 00:32:15,797
We're putting in new sprinklers.
684
00:32:15,799 --> 00:32:17,165
May I have some change, please?
685
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,803
If that's for another guest,
I need their signature.
686
00:32:22,401 --> 00:32:24,138
You can't sign for them.
687
00:32:30,947 --> 00:32:33,514
Sir, did you want change?
688
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:42,624
Mrs. Jonson?
689
00:32:45,804 --> 00:32:46,506
What is it?
690
00:32:46,530 --> 00:32:48,514
I just saw that goddamn FBI agent,
691
00:32:48,549 --> 00:32:49,530
- that Angie lady.
- What?
692
00:32:49,532 --> 00:32:51,199
Shit, Patrick's there too.
693
00:32:51,201 --> 00:32:52,634
Look, he's right there.
694
00:32:52,636 --> 00:32:53,935
- Is she there now?
- Yes.
695
00:32:53,937 --> 00:32:55,545
She's planning on spending the night.
696
00:32:55,580 --> 00:32:56,638
After that, I don't know.
697
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:57,939
We'll be there as fast as we can,
698
00:32:57,941 --> 00:33:00,475
and I promise you we will keep her safe.
699
00:33:01,349 --> 00:33:02,944
I should go.
700
00:33:05,115 --> 00:33:06,347
[sighs]
701
00:33:06,349 --> 00:33:07,949
What's up?
702
00:33:07,951 --> 00:33:09,117
That was Margaret Jonson.
703
00:33:09,119 --> 00:33:11,519
Maddie's home.
704
00:33:11,521 --> 00:33:13,554
Your wife or your stupid
son called the cops.
705
00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:14,756
That was your plan, you idiot?
706
00:33:14,758 --> 00:33:15,823
What? No!
707
00:33:15,825 --> 00:33:17,458
I swear to God I will hurt you
708
00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:18,693
in ways you cannot imagine!
709
00:33:18,695 --> 00:33:19,827
Wait, wait, wait, wait, Sally.
710
00:33:19,829 --> 00:33:22,664
Are they leaving? Look.
711
00:33:22,666 --> 00:33:24,298
- [sighs]
- They're leaving.
712
00:33:24,300 --> 00:33:26,200
Well, if she thinks you made her,
713
00:33:26,202 --> 00:33:27,835
of course they're leaving,
and they'll send the cops!
714
00:33:27,837 --> 00:33:29,671
Just take it easy.
715
00:33:29,673 --> 00:33:31,005
We're leaving as soon
as they're out of here.
716
00:33:33,309 --> 00:33:36,010
[screaming]
717
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,155
I'm not sitting back for (BLEEP) crooks!
718
00:33:47,157 --> 00:33:48,956
Get your hands off me.
719
00:33:50,493 --> 00:33:53,261
[yelling]
720
00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,004
- Calm down.
- Let me out!
721
00:34:03,006 --> 00:34:04,872
- Calm down!
- Let me out!
722
00:34:04,874 --> 00:34:07,108
Arthur, stop!
723
00:34:07,110 --> 00:34:09,177
[both panting]
724
00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:14,615
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
725
00:34:14,617 --> 00:34:16,718
It's like the whole
goddamn thing is in there.
726
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:18,886
- All right, don't move.
- Okay.
727
00:34:18,888 --> 00:34:21,355
- [screams]
- Idiot.
728
00:34:21,357 --> 00:34:23,558
Let me see it.
729
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,793
Oh, God, we need to clean this.
730
00:34:25,795 --> 00:34:29,163
We'll use hand soap for now.
Come on. Come on.
731
00:34:29,974 --> 00:34:32,133
Arthur, are you calm in there?
732
00:34:32,651 --> 00:34:35,303
I need soap and a towel
and no more bullshit.
733
00:34:36,313 --> 00:34:37,939
Come on, schmuck. Answer me.
734
00:34:37,941 --> 00:34:40,007
Or I'll let Sally have her way with you.
735
00:34:41,745 --> 00:34:44,278
What the (BLEEP)?
736
00:34:58,928 --> 00:35:00,962
Well, shit.
737
00:35:06,312 --> 00:35:09,385
Son of a bitch. God damn it.
738
00:35:09,387 --> 00:35:11,020
This was not supposed to happen.
739
00:35:11,022 --> 00:35:12,455
People were not supposed to die.
740
00:35:12,457 --> 00:35:13,756
He did it to himself.
741
00:35:13,758 --> 00:35:15,024
No, no, this whole thing,
742
00:35:15,026 --> 00:35:17,460
this whole goddamn
thing is out of control.
743
00:35:17,462 --> 00:35:19,095
We're grifters; we're not killers.
744
00:35:19,097 --> 00:35:20,897
Hey, get your shit together,
God damn it.
745
00:35:20,899 --> 00:35:22,699
Calm down.
746
00:35:22,701 --> 00:35:24,901
Maybe you should ask
Heller if we're killers.
747
00:35:24,903 --> 00:35:27,237
And I don't recall you
getting down on your knees
748
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,706
when you put me in that
car with Lenny Cohen.
749
00:35:29,708 --> 00:35:31,241
Rules of the game, Max.
750
00:35:31,243 --> 00:35:32,876
That's how it goes.
751
00:35:32,878 --> 00:35:36,779
So pull yourself together,
and act like a friggin' professional.
752
00:35:39,050 --> 00:35:41,451
And the fullback right up the middle.
753
00:35:41,453 --> 00:35:43,720
Gain of two on the play.
754
00:35:43,722 --> 00:35:45,321
That'll bring up third...
755
00:35:45,323 --> 00:35:47,891
Ah, there's that face.
756
00:35:47,893 --> 00:35:49,459
[laughs] Hi.
757
00:35:49,461 --> 00:35:50,493
[laughs]
758
00:35:50,495 --> 00:35:51,995
Maddie, Dad.
759
00:35:51,997 --> 00:35:53,163
Maddie.
760
00:35:53,165 --> 00:35:54,664
It's so good to see you.
761
00:35:55,198 --> 00:35:56,733
How's my girl?
762
00:35:56,735 --> 00:35:58,735
I'm good, Dad. How are you?
763
00:35:58,737 --> 00:36:00,136
Oh, you know.
764
00:36:00,138 --> 00:36:03,106
Little cabin fever.
765
00:36:03,108 --> 00:36:05,909
Happy to still be watching
the wheels go round and round.
766
00:36:05,911 --> 00:36:08,444
I get it, Dad.
767
00:36:08,446 --> 00:36:10,980
So what's new, hmm? How's Finland?
768
00:36:10,982 --> 00:36:13,249
Uh, Greenland?
769
00:36:13,251 --> 00:36:17,020
You look a little tired, sweetie.
770
00:36:17,022 --> 00:36:20,623
Well, things haven't been so great.
771
00:36:20,625 --> 00:36:22,659
Oh, no? Come on; tell me.
772
00:36:22,661 --> 00:36:27,730
Come into my... my office here.
773
00:36:31,002 --> 00:36:33,136
It's, um...
774
00:36:35,273 --> 00:36:38,274
Dad, I've been working
775
00:36:38,276 --> 00:36:42,545
for a very bad person.
776
00:36:42,547 --> 00:36:47,217
I've done some pretty bad things.
777
00:36:47,219 --> 00:36:49,485
Tricked people,
778
00:36:49,487 --> 00:36:54,357
taken their money, hurt them.
779
00:36:54,359 --> 00:36:57,961
I want to stop.
780
00:36:57,963 --> 00:36:59,996
I want to be free of it.
781
00:36:59,998 --> 00:37:02,665
You've always been so determined.
782
00:37:02,667 --> 00:37:06,035
You know, you... you...
you put your mind into something,
783
00:37:06,037 --> 00:37:08,371
watch out.
784
00:37:08,373 --> 00:37:12,375
Thanks for saying that, Dad.
785
00:37:12,377 --> 00:37:13,543
Hey, can I tell you something?
786
00:37:13,545 --> 00:37:14,657
Mm-hmm.
787
00:37:14,746 --> 00:37:16,372
It's a secret. You can't tell anyone.
788
00:37:16,482 --> 00:37:18,248
Okay.
789
00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:23,653
You know this man I work for,
the Doctor?
790
00:37:23,655 --> 00:37:26,022
I'm gonna kill him.
791
00:37:28,159 --> 00:37:33,663
It's the only way for me to get out,
792
00:37:33,665 --> 00:37:35,231
be free.
793
00:37:37,902 --> 00:37:40,003
Hi.
794
00:37:40,005 --> 00:37:42,905
There's that face.
795
00:37:43,908 --> 00:37:47,844
Hi, Dad.
796
00:37:47,846 --> 00:37:50,046
I'm gonna go downstairs
and check on dinner, okay?
797
00:37:50,048 --> 00:37:51,748
Okay, great.
798
00:37:58,696 --> 00:38:01,090
- Max.
- Hey.
799
00:38:06,547 --> 00:38:08,931
Hold on. Hold on. I'm sorry.
800
00:38:12,137 --> 00:38:14,037
I didn't know what I was walking into.
801
00:38:14,039 --> 00:38:16,272
Ah, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
802
00:38:16,274 --> 00:38:18,941
Look, we had a problem here.
803
00:38:18,943 --> 00:38:20,243
I'm very sorry.
804
00:38:20,245 --> 00:38:22,211
It wasn't supposed to go down this way.
805
00:38:48,473 --> 00:38:50,239
What did you do to him?
806
00:38:50,241 --> 00:38:52,308
- Kid...
- What did you do to him?
807
00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:01,939
[soft music]
808
00:39:01,941 --> 00:39:09,013
♪ ♪
809
00:39:21,635 --> 00:39:23,093
All right, kid.
810
00:39:23,095 --> 00:39:25,429
It's time to go.
811
00:39:30,102 --> 00:39:32,169
I'm sorry.
812
00:39:32,171 --> 00:39:34,338
Hey, Ezra.
813
00:39:43,933 --> 00:39:46,984
Come on. Come on.
814
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,254
Come on.
815
00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:56,360
Okay, come.
816
00:40:12,645 --> 00:40:15,279
♪ I may not know ♪
817
00:40:15,281 --> 00:40:18,148
♪ What happens now ♪
818
00:40:18,150 --> 00:40:23,787
♪ I see some old
cracks in your ground ♪
819
00:40:23,789 --> 00:40:26,623
♪ If I could fall ♪
820
00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:29,359
♪ Into your arms ♪
821
00:40:29,361 --> 00:40:34,665
♪ Sweet-loving maid,
I swear I did no harm ♪
822
00:40:34,667 --> 00:40:36,266
♪ ♪
823
00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:40,904
♪ Hold your hands up high ♪
824
00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:46,343
♪ My love, I'll see you by and by ♪
825
00:40:46,345 --> 00:40:47,644
♪ ♪
826
00:40:47,646 --> 00:40:49,146
♪ Hold ♪
827
00:40:49,148 --> 00:40:52,583
Rise and shine, Jujube. We made it.
828
00:40:52,585 --> 00:40:58,489
♪ My love, I'll see you by and by ♪
829
00:40:58,491 --> 00:41:00,090
♪ ♪
830
00:41:00,092 --> 00:41:02,025
Oh, wow.
831
00:41:02,027 --> 00:41:03,227
This is no cabin.
832
00:41:03,229 --> 00:41:04,895
This is a friggin' starter castle.
833
00:41:04,897 --> 00:41:07,898
Come on. I want to show you around.
834
00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:10,367
Don't worry, guys. I got the bags.
835
00:42:09,628 --> 00:42:11,695
Coffee in the cold.
836
00:42:11,797 --> 00:42:13,797
Coffee in the cold.
837
00:42:22,538 --> 00:42:24,650
_
838
00:42:29,014 --> 00:42:32,015
[sweeping music]
839
00:42:32,017 --> 00:42:39,089
♪ ♪
840
00:43:13,475 --> 00:43:15,493
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840
00:43:16,305 --> 00:43:22,932
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