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Arcachon.

We have not understood your request.

Arcachon.

We have not understood your request.

Arcachon!

Dirt.

Arcachon.

Paulo, it's been 20 years that we come this way without your GPS.

So please, start, Gatineau.

We have not understood your request.

It's new, your blouse. The color is showy, right?

Good, then... A grilled cheese sandwich, a salad, a jug of water.

No. I'm not going to lunch.

I wanted to tell you...

I won't go with you in Montelimar.

I'd rather tell the night.

But finally, it is not possible.

The House is ready. I've thought of everything.

Precisely, that's the problem. We live in a schedule.

On Saturday, it's cinema, Friday, Thalassa...

I want colors, unexpected, of fancy.

And what did I say to Liza?

It was our first holiday together, all 3.

I need to think before commit me.

"Think" about what?

Jean-Pierre, I just need a break.

-"A break"? -Yes. In the month of August.

I had it all planned out:

hiking in Ardèche, bivouac, climbing.

We even ended up a medieval night.

-You think that's scary? -No. It's very boring.

All right. Everyone get started.

The boring guy will go not on holiday.

This is.

If it is necessary that you leave.

And above all, very, very far from Montélimar.

It is where, on the back of Ms. Goubert?

Always in the excavations?

It digs, digs it.

I'll find one, place, you're going to see.

Come on, hop. "Quiet holiday,

"calm, serenity, pretty girls."

After all, you're on vacation.

"For Office colleague well, well stuck bulb."

Let it go, Fifi.

I'll put Liza in colo.

A break in the middle of August... It's surreal.

OK. "And most importantly, far from stress

"for ultra urgent recovery."

I have.

I have.

I found it.

So there...

Here, you're going to be very, very well.

Go for the holidays!

Here we go.

Dad, I'm really happy to go on holiday with you.

Me too, Liza.

Besides, Daddy concocted you a nice path.

We're going to enjoy.

You have for a long time?

Because I'm late for happy hour.

174 km/h with a caravan, put it on the back burner.

Sergeant...

I found this. There's plenty in the caravan.

Hey ben...

So, say your car, if it works at the Ricard,

you have to go up to Tangier.

Imminent release. Imminent release.

We missed the exit.

"Imminent", that means "immediately".

Happy hour!

12 h 58? But how did you do your account?

It's simple.

We lose 2 hours because MOM has forgotten my flip-flops.

So, I put the eraser, and Dale, the mobile radar.

As a result, more points, more than allowed and all the twiddly Dee.

The rest is history.

MOM takes the wheel: 12 h 58. The shame.

You never let me drive.

Hey, Jacky.

12 h 58. You're going through Dakar or what?

Well, you bastard, what is it, this gold bar?

C'est la moving-room.

It's the American motorhome.

And that's nothing. Here. Look, Jacky.

The Rolls barbecue.

thermoplastic handle, safety fuse,

cooking dissociated.

The nightmare sardines, anxiety merguez.

It is well equipped.

There are not as merguez it's anxiety.

The drugstore was small.

I opened a second shop: Brico Gatineau.

We sell fake teak Bali. This is a slaughter.

The what ?

- Fake Teak Bali. - And why "fake"?

It's from Korea,

Gatineau and sells it to the price of teak from Bali.

There he made the somersault, the roly.

I got it ?

Come on! On vacation !

Pastis blue Waves ...

Pastis delicious!

This year, the team of Waves and I have put the package

- and when I say "package" is the package -

to make your holiday a real treat.

But now, dear friends campers,

I have a special feeling.

The Peak are there Tagada tagada

The Peak are there Tagada tagada

The Peak are there Tagada tagada

I am going to ask

Mr. Jacky Pic kindly join me.

There are just 50 years,

a handsome young man came to camp here for the 1st time.

The handsome young man grew,

but without ever fidelity off partway him.

Sandra.

To you, Jacky. In your perseverance.

In your faithfulness.

You, our pioneer. You, our Davy Crockett.

I hand the gold medal of the camper.

Thank you.

The Peak are there

So ? It is not expected Patrick?

Patrick...

is back.

Frills! Darlings! Fritters!

Divorced?

She took everything from me. But she left the car.

You surprise me.

Sylvie, it's been 4 years that was more love.

You think you gamberges ...

And little?

I see her twice a month. Fortunately, there are SMS.

But beware, all is well.

I think I have matured,

as Bruel.

This is the new Patrick Chirac.

- Patrick ready for love. - And the job ?

I might go to Miko.

I do not want to talk. Bad luck.

They will release a range of cones without calories.

They need an industry leader.

It is necessary that this mouse.

You two?

It is, Patrick. We feel that he has changed.

Hey, girls!

The Walkman Paulo, it's terrible.

Oh, the sound. Oh la la la la...

He is happy. It regained its location.

You, it's nice. You are booming.

It takes too much scratching. This is Keno.

I swear, it's the same, Paulo.

He became bling completely.

He changed Paulo.

The only thing we have in common,

is that we got married on the same day.

I am going to tell you something.

I push, but the castle, he will not keep.

The drawbridge is that of wood.

I'm not too bad damn, right?

Good. Now,

one begins in the position of the bird for the first flight.

Not bad, Nelly.

Irina continues. I come again.

ladies,

to become oneself and unblock your chakras,

Sylvano Shamalack to serve you

from 10 am until sunset,

with horoscope on papyrus offered at the end of the program.

Hold.

Soon, miss.

Madame.

"Mrs" ? So young ?

Hello.

I am Mr. Savelli.

Ah... Monsieur Savelli.

We only waited for you.

I borrowed small ...

Pull over. It's back to the beach.

The 1st will come hot water.

Daniel, Julie, faster.

They will be cold. This year,

they put the fries truck on the other side.

People run for the fries arrived hot.

Vero, my beautiful,

go, hop, hop, hop, hop!

Welcome to Blue Waves.

So, Mr. Savelli

comfort bungalow, bungalow Picardy.

And your kit blue Waves,

with the magnetic card to the barrier

and chips for ecological toilets.

- The modern campsite. - Perfect.

Yes, Willy. We will go to grandma.

I have a small question: how is oriented bungalow?

- South. - East.

South East.

Well oriented.

- Something else ? We have to go there. - No no.

I read the documentation carefully on your site.

But I lack the information to my personal organization.

What are the opening of the store hours?

9 am-19 pm, except Sunday.

As supermarkets.

Oh ok. So on Sunday ...

There must be on Saturday.

Very good.

One last thing: you have the coefficients of the tides?

For swimming. It is important.

Hi, Patrick.

- You have arrived when? - This morning.

- You come to Shogun? - Tonight.

Great. I go. They will be cold.

Typical example. Before, I would have attacked,

but now I'm on the long term.

I designed the great love, the little angel, arrow,

the beating heart ...

Listen to me carefully.

This year, no question Patrick returns alone in Dijon.

And for you ?

Fries, sausages and Nutella. Uh ... ketchup.

On or take out?

For takeout. My name is Patrick. And you ?

Pauline.

With Pauline, it's not feeling the love holiday.

I'm telling you right now, it's Maid in Camp Hill.

Enjoy your meal.

No, Foufounette.

No darling. I already told you :

gray shirts with gray and beige with beige.

Otherwise, dad, he not find it.

- Dad, you gotta relax. - You're right.

Daddy will call.

No network.

Where you going, Dad?

A Benco?

What's this ?

How? You do not know the Benco?

Yes it's me.

I mean we had arrived safely.

Liza, leave him alone.

No problem.

The camp is under the pines, facing south and ...

No, but I ...

I wanted ... What?

But we agree.

It was to tell you that the trip went well and ...

I know, we are ...

OK, OK. I kiss you.

A break?

Yes. We will say that.

I am a specialist of the break.

I made a break that lasted 6 years.

We need not worry. It is temporary.

She returns or she not return. This is the principle.

If you want to recover, you need to call. Be strong.

The force is to break the chocolate into 4 and eat a square.

"Resist. Prove that you exist."

Me, it's Patrick, Dijon. And you ?

- Jean-Pierre Savelli. - But where?

Clermont-Ferrand.

- You ask me what I do not? -. If you doing?

I am nothing: unemployment.

This is the same principle as the break except that you're paid.

Looks like Flipper wants to tell us something.

Hello? Yes, the blue car.

Yes it's me.

Patrick. And you ?

Sarah.

It hangs up.

These women...

Every year, I make myself a boyfriend.

This year I think it will be you.

We will go we. Thanks for your advice.

Service.

Goodbye.

For ... For the break, if that remain between us ...

We put the record straight immediately.

Everything about privacy, I'm a grave.

It reminds. Hello?

Mom, you know ...

I better a little tagada tonight.

I do not know if the coin or the sound of rain ...

That may be a little bit me, too.

Here, grappas.

Gift of the house.

- Thank you. - At your medal.

Are you interested, Gallo-Roman antique plates?

I liquidate everything: amphorae

vases Cartagena ... 50 euros.

Next year, we made pancake.

T'es breton, Mario?

No. It's a management decision.

Anyway, this is a Breton time.

Jean Pierre ?

Jean Pierre ?

Jean Pierre !

Oh, you've cried.

I have not cried.

If you've cried.

I know those eyes. I have been there.

I tell you no.

- Who these people? - Well, friends.

- "Friends" ? - Hello.

- Jacky. - Laurette.

I wanted to tell you, over your break,

must not worry.

We too had a break. It happens.

It's even good.

Above all, do not go do something stupid.

Especially not. Life is too beautiful.

Do not worry, Jean-Pierre.

It's graves. Beach?

Many of you in this case, sir.

I can see Mrs Chatel?

It is in the bungalow Poitou-Charentes.

- Thank you. - By the way, Mr. Savelli

for your break, it will come back.

We're with you.

- It's disgusting. - Disgusting. Despicable.

- Courage, Mr. Savelli. - Hold on tight.

It will be fine, Mr. Savelli.

We're with you. Courage. Courage.

- Hold the Auvergne. - Hold on tight.

Courage, Dude. Courage. Do not worry.

It is a land subsidence. A clay problem.

But I'll find a solution.

Mrs Chatel?

Ah, Mr. Savelli. Everything is fine ?

Not really.

I have problems.

My faucet pours a net ... That still happens,

but above all, my phone goes nowhere

except on the location of Mr. Dijon

that blue jersey and ...

- Patrick? - That's it.

So it will not be possible.

It's very nice, but if we could avoid ...

Everything will be repaired.

A specialist must come within 48 hours.

I learned, for your friend.

Everything will be alright. She will not stay with the other.

Pauline ?

I thought a lot about us.

It sounds crazy,

but I saw children running, a swing, a Twilight ...

You'll laugh, but I've even seen a dog.

Okay. Before you laugh, I have to prepare my fries.

You are thinking ?

Good day, Pauline.

It's not dangerous?

I was told that there were problems.

It'll be quiet.

There is no danger. Julien is very competent.

If you need anything, do not hesitate.

We can keep the small,

in case you want to enjoy life.

Oh, buddy!

Boyfriend !

Excuse me.

We did a beach, buddy?

- Listen, Patrick ... - Yes?

It is ...

It is ...

It's funny, you never finish your sentences.

I'll finish it.

For me it will be a holiday without buddies.

Here. While camping is aware

my relationship problems.

There is even a lady who just offered me that.

Before the Aquitaine region is contaminated, it will stop.

I have not the heart to laugh.

It's difficult,

and I chose this site to be quiet.

Quiet.

I understand, I understand. No problem.

Hey, buddy!

I signed us up to rock contest.

It takes two.

- Mrs Gandarias. - Mr. Mayor.

Mr. Lopez.

Monsieur...

Welcome to our delightful town Moulleau.

Good. Now, for the bird flies away,

a check that has all of our wings.

Agitated.

We leave our electric pole, relieved of any stress.

That's fine, Sophie.

That's fine.

What trimballe on trumpet, the Borelly.

What that is, mom.

Blue Waves, it's still a marvel.

They say what they like, but the mother Chatel,

it must be recognized that it did a good job.

I like, i like, i like, I ...

Mom !

I think it'll still be a complicated year.

Mrs Chatel, we can see?

We can discuss between those responsible?

Mr. Pic.

Mr. Pic, I suspected that you were coming.

There has been a land subsidence.

But tell yourself that this is a temporary solution.

Provisional.

The Peak are there Tagada tagada

Ben, the Peak are gone. We packed up.

We repaired the caravan for chee.

She damn well our mouth, your mother Chatel.

Davy Crockett, he returned to Melun.

Ah yes ?

How he comes in Melun, Davy Crockett?

I note that you have more licenses, Davy Crockett.

And Mom, she needs to rest.

You understand ?

Rest.

Come on, Patrick. It is among the VIPs. Come, Sophie.

We want to see everyone on the track of the Shogun ...

to celebrate 20 years of happiness Paulo and Sophie,

the 20th anniversary of Gatineau!

The king of teak from Bali!

What is it to me? He thinks he's Puff Daddy?

Shogun.

Happy wedding anniversary.

The 37! How is he doing ?

- You've not seen the Blue Waves. - No.

I'm at the all-nude, camping the Pinewood.

Every year it's the same.

I arrived with a super chick, and she draws with a nudist.

This year, I took the lead. Live in all-naked.

I can tell you something: I spend the same holiday.

Take not cold, 37.

By car, girls. Hi guys.

Who's the guy talking with Sophie?

It's nothing. This is the guy who made the welfare program.

See you tomorrow.

Anyway, Sophie, remember: when the bird leaves the branch,

there is always another branch that awaits.

- See you tomorrow. - See you tomorrow.

What else?

Hi, Pauline.

Oh, Patrick.

- It's okay ? - It's okay.

Oh, do not you feel like a smell of thrush?

The only flower I see is you.

So ?

"So what ?

- Have you thought about my project? - Which project" ?

Twilight, dogs, kids running ...

Patrick, how say you?

There will be sausages, fries trays ...

There will even ketchup.

But there will be no twilight.

- Are you mad at me ? - No, no.

- By the way ... - Yes?

- Where are you from ? - Carcassonne.

The walls.

You go away ? There is still full of surprises.

There is the Chippendale who will start.

Pardon.

What is happening ? Where are you going ?

I go, big guy. I return. You'll excuse me from the Chippendale.

Are you kidding here?

- Hello. - Hi, Jean-Michel.

Do you realize the evening for our 20 years?

What we said?

"Pass me the orange juice." "On the fart when the magnum?"

I dreamed of a small dinner both, that's all.

It squeaks?

A hot shot. It's his way of saying "I love you."

Do not you feel like a smell of lilies, there?

How how.

Come.

It's here.

Look at this land. It is not beautiful?

It's simple. This is the best view of the Landes coast.

A blessed place of the gods. The painters come be inspired.

- Is not it ? - Yes.

These pastel colors, it's really unique.

It is very beautiful. We need a quick response.

We land in view of Hossegor. We are in a hurry.

You can already consider that here you are at home.

What is it, again?

OK, that's settled.

I put a mobile antenna. The permanent structure is not enough.

Too many summer visitors.

Too satellites. I always say.

I have an American friend, a shareholder in Haut-Brion,

the vineyard.

M. Buzz Aldrin.

Does that remind you of something ?

I'm talking about a man who walked on the Moon.

He threw everything. Up there, that's quite a mess.

It is not pretty-pretty. And I can not say everything.

Mendez Mobile, I listen.

I'm on the road, Ms. Gignac.

See you soon.

Prepare yourselves. It'll be the great Mendez!

At Trout, cell passes that night.

Garage, we miss you.

I could come back, but with the crisis, one must forget.

And us, with telephony, the Mendez family lives better.

In a family of 4, how many cars? 1.

How many laptops? 4.

I did not tell you.

Good. Thesis, antithesis, synthesis.

I you all tilted, the channel 58 to channel 75.

For the compète?

No no. It's a prototype.

Gordini Mendez.

Fully electric. I boosted.

Good. I go.

In 30 seconds, the return of the network.

Dad, the network returned.

Do your math. This is important, concentration.

Dad is very concentrated,

allowing it to do great things.

Heck!

Oh, bug ...

The pink Panther.

Children, I am here to person.

Health.

Hi, Patrick.

- Liza, it's there, Dad? - In the bungalow.

Jean Pierre !

Jean Pierre !

I have over my home network, and then it falls to you.

It's crazy, providence.

Oh, the class, the bungalows.

It's here...

Hey. It's like my home in Dijon.

In larger.

You can put the salt shaker?

I like it when it is aligned.

Vacations, Jean-Pierre. Holidays.

Holidays.

You no phones?

Oh no. I'm expecting a call.

This is the principle.

You know we'll call you, but you do not know when.

Then you wait.

Very well, my friends.

Today, we will work the land

with said position of the shaft.

This is important, that.

I want to see a forest in front of me.

Jean-Marc, no.

It is an acorn.

Better, the cactus.

Your tree, Sophie?

- A palm. - It's very positive. At the Mayas,

This is the most sensual tree of the rainforest.

I must see you later.

I thought about something for you.

- You do not want a hand? - It will be fine. Thank you.

Sebastian leaves Liza work.

It starts to do well there.

Do not head, Jean-Pierre.

Hey, Lucien!

You walk on your flip flops.

This is important, good humor.

The good mood brings a smile, openness to others.

Hey, Alphonsine! You got your shoelace is undone.

T'es with Patrick.

She'll have a good day.

It releases. It is user friendly.

If I may, I, personally,

I think you're too stuck.

You're stuck, copinou.

Listen, Patrick. I may be stuck,

but you're not my boyfriend.

It's been two hours since you're here.

I have the impression of having stepped on a chewing gum with strawberry.

Stop.

To be friends, we must share things, holidays ...

adventures...

memories ... You understand?

A buddy is chosen.

You got a match?

Hiccup is a reflex

manifested by spasmodic contractions

the diaphragm and glottis.

How do you know all this, do you?

Julien Lepers. Questions for a champion.

You know, J.-P., there's a guy in the south of England,

who has lived 68 years with hiccups. It is puzzling.

It's nothing. It is the lizard effect.

You cut him up, he's still alive.

But he is dead.

Good day, J.-P.

The beers, darling.

It makes me happy to do the shopping.

You say that nothing is ever set.

Still soy?

soy burgers, soy patties ...

You know how much it gives off methane, a beef?

I am planet attitude.

Planet attitude, pass me the bottle of rum.

What's this ?

I am rum.

I speak from below.

- What's this ? - A tattoo.

- Is it a problem for you ? - Yes.

- That I have a problem. - Unlock your chakras.

For tattoo there, where he puts his hands?

On the buttocks, Paulo.

How long does it last ?

2 hours buttocks.

He even made the hairs on the legs.

Where's Paulo?

However, "it is where, Paulo?"

Where's the other Paulo?

He who made me dance

who said to me words of love, singing Aznavour me ...

Where's Paulo?

Paulo ?

Paulo? Where is he ?

Stopped. It makes a spectacle.

Paulo ?

Paulo !

You see, you could have told me it was fine with me,

it was class, it shook you the taste buds.

Compliments.

Knowing the price of caviar, we become pretentious.

Have you seen the ad?

The announcement, it works. You have found one.

Champion of Arcachon.

It's not mine. This is just for shopping.

He was talking about the car.

Here's your weather beaches. Laurent Cabrol

Live the Bay of Biscay.

For vacationers, it will be great.

In Arcachon, beautiful day.

Temperature under umbrellas: 28 degrees.

You have 24 hours to find another location.

You hear ? I do not want the location 17.

It's French ? I do not want 17.

Jacky, I have no alternative. It's August, you know.

Why you would not take a bungalow in the meantime?

"Why" ? I'll tell you why.

For me, camping is a caravan and a transistor,

certainly not a bungalow!

The bungalows is not camping. It's bungaling.

Since you do not unlock the situation,

I'll take care of myself.

Expect major departures.

We had to wake the mountain, granny.

Mrs Chatel,

there is a problem with the telephone network.

All campers are home.

Why ?

Papa ?

Papa,

why you laugh never like Patrick?

I dunno.

Perhaps because we are different.

But is he happy? That we do not know.

You're often sad. Valerie also said that you're sad.

I promise to think about all that.

Waiting,

I kiss you.

Good night.

Papa ?

I love you.

I love you too.

- Hi, Patrick. - Hello.

What are you doing ?

I cut coupons.

- You, you throw your packaging? - Yes.

T'es well with.

Hey, look. With this voucher, you got 50 cents.

With this one, minus 40.

Multiply by 20 good,

and presto, you saved 10 euros.

Hi, Patrick. You got Monoi?

2 euros. Here.

I'm not really on vacation.

I am unemployed.

What are you doing today ?

It is there.

It's nice, canoeing.

You know, you got lucky. You're a good break.

A break during the holidays, this is the ideal.

Can you imagine, the Shogun?

Love, love, love, love, love...

Terrible. Oh, Jean-Pierre ...

The other day in Biba

they said that marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

It makes you think.

Here.

This is my secret place.

The island of Old, as it is called in the Basin.

Here, Jean-Pierre.

Pure Monoi de Dijon, that I make myself.

Gift. It's for you.

It is important.

A tanned man is a man who is better.

Hurry up, my Jean-Pierre.

This is where I come when I want to scream.

- It's important to shout. - You scream what?

Depends years.

And this year?

"Pauline" for her back.

- You never shout? - Oh no.

You should. It loosens.

I was like you before.

Then I made Elvis impersonator, and I was released.

You were impersonator Elvis?

Yes.

- You do not like him at all. - That's why I stopped.

Jean-Pierre attention.

Too Monoi kills Playboy.

You got nothing against plastic?

No. I like. It's vacation.

As I always say, Columbus discovered America,

and I have plastic cutlery.

Valerie, I was already in love with her in high school, in Clermont.

I was madly. I looked at her without saying anything.

And then, not a look. I do not exist.

I was little Jean-Pierre bespectacled excused from gym.

And one evening at the end of year party,

there was a quarter of American time.

The slow starts. Do you remember,

I dreamed of her again ?

She invited me, and you know what I did?

I refused.

Oh, by the.

Oh, by the!

Here. Then I moved and I have never reviewed.

The studies, I met my wife, I had Liza, divorce ...

Life.

And there it a year ago, I was in my car.

I was with my mother.

Every Thursday I go to my mother.

And I'm the fire, I expect.

And I see that cross in front of me,

red jacket?

Valerie Bardel.

Believe me, if you want.

You know what's going on, on the radio?

- Not ? - Yes.

I dreamed of her again. Once upon a time.

We ended.

She told me she had never forgotten me.

- Jean Pierre ? - What?

- You have not attached? - Valerie?

But no, the boat! It's not true...

A boat, it attaches, Jean-Pierre!

What? At a grain of sand?

Shit ! Where are they, mobiles?

You have to go swimming.

- At the swimming impossible. - What, "impossible"?

Well, I not swim.

- You do not know how to swim? - Yes.

I can swim, but when I walk.

Do not you swim?

You're joking, I hope.

You're all the time jersey.

You got hair and you're not a hairdresser.

OK. OK. I know what I have to do.

I joined the coast to seek help.

- We must take initiatives. - Yes Yes.

You're right.

But I will not recommend it.

With baïnes, thou shalt not 100m. Every year there are deaths.

Unless Manaudou.

And personally, I do not think you're Manaudou.

Shit !

Have you cried there, Jean-Pierre?

It's weird.

I see a supermarket. A supermarket, even.

Oh is that ...

I see nudity in shelves, Sophie.

I also see a period of doubts

and a great challenge.

Tell me, have you ever cheated Jacky?

Draws a card.

It's not true...

Yes. Long ago.

With a gendarme.

- Tell me, Mom ... - You scared me!

What's his name, your friend, the former policeman?

I'll make up the matter very, very high.

It'll make him funny, Mrs Chatel!

There was not a boat that passes?

They do not come with the coming storm.

I do not feel very well.

I shiver and I'm hot.

I'm not a little red there?

Honestly, no.

It's the sea air. It spices. You want a Apéricube?

You think I have the heart to eat?

We will not begin to yell. We just be friends.

You see,

if one is not doing you will be the last person I saw.

- It is because of the legend. - What "legend"?

The legend of the island of Vella.

In the region of Arcachon lived a happy couple, but poor.

One day, the man, arranging his net, crossed an ugly old woman.

The old woman said:

"Leave your wife

"And you will be the richest man in the Teste-de-Buch.

"Meet me tomorrow at the forefront of Arguin."

After pondering the early morning,

the man left his poor wife and his little shed.

Arrived at the forefront, he waited, he waited ...

But old point.

Soon, water encircled,

transforming this point into a white sand island.

The man, who can not swim

and having no remorse as food,

died as a wretched.

It was eaten by crabs.

This is the legend of the island of Vella.

Patrick...

why you chose me as a friend?

This is not normal. This is not normal.

He should be here.

He left this morning with the new, but tell you where ...

It not responding. The box is full.

It says what, to the small? She asks questions.

- Where's my dad? - Here.

Do not worry, sweetie. He is coming.

They attack without him?

No. It's things that are not.

aperitif can not attack without him.

I can see you ?

He was found on the beach of Pyla, hanging on a thread.

According to friends of the missing, it would be a little man

rather puny with brown hair

and another style Alain Delon in pink tank top and blue string.

How old ?

- 35. - 40.

45.

It is the old! It is the old!

It is the old!

First memory, Jean-Pierre.

It has a boyfriend, dad.

Attention...

Ouistiti.

The'm not bad,

but you should get dressed more holidays,

less climber.

- Hi, Patrick. - Hi, Patrick.

You understood ?

If you want to chase the wasp rest next to the honey pot.

Hi, Patrick.

So ?

It is not expected Jean-Pierre?

Dear friends, dear administered, I present

Playa del Sol Golf Resort 5 star hotel

spa, panoramic restaurant, conference room,

and of course the golf course.

That is also why,

dear administered, this decision is an important shift

for our common Moulleau.

Ah, Mary Jo. Here you are.

Excuse me, I am late. Sorry.

How are our friends blue Waves?

As usual: problems, worries.

This year, the tassel.

"This is the cake", eh? This is the tassel.

It looks like they were all given the word.

At the same time,

it's my life.

I'm already looking flashlights

to hamper next year.

My little Marie-Jo, I have good news.

You will not have to look for flashlights.

The campsite will be sold.

The Spanish group Bilbao, whose representatives are here ...

Hi.

... made us an offer we can not refuse.

We will move towards a different kind of Rent.

Is not it ? If you know what I mean.

Slightly less ole ole.

That is to say that there will be camping blue Waves?

On target.

Hi, Patrick.

Health.

- What are you doing ? - I attach my chairs.

- Can I ask you a question ? - Quick. I have to go to karaoke.

Pauline told me that you were a serious boy ...

She said that? Luckily, I found wonderful.

- And you love children? - Yes, and they also love me.

Good. You tell me yes or no?

I say yes.

You can keep me Willy tonight?

I have to go see my little darling. You know, Julian surfing.

- Okay, but ... - Thank you.

Thank you, Patrick.

Pauline is right.

You're really nice.

Sophie, what a beautiful surprise.

- I did not expect to see you. - I am ready.

Ready? Go.

A problem ?

No no. Everything is fine.

Thank you, Laurette. Thank you Jacky.

Now, the next candidate.

He chose a song that reminds us so many memories.

M. Jean-Pierre Savelli.

I dreamed of her again

It's stupid It did nothing to it

I dreamed so hard

The sheets remember

I slept in his body

Rocked by her "I love you"

If I could wake up

By his side

If I knew

Where to find

Give me hope

What is a break?

I think this is the car my dad.

Here you are eagle, Sophie.

Look at the little church of the fourteenth century, below.

What is this pogne?

It's the altitude. I want you.

Altitude, it must be calm.

The altitude will go down, hand up.

We must not confuse an eagle and a hen.

Take me back to the campsite, Shamalack.

I understand, I understand.

The price of the winner of Karaoke

will be delivered by the lovely Pauline, the chip shop.

It makes our dream as Patrick Dijon.

Pauline joined us.

What chance has our winner.

She will file her pretty smile on the cheeks of Jean-Pierre,

the new darling blue Waves,

the seducer of the ladies.

I call

Jean Pierre !

Thank you very much.

Kiss ! Kiss !

Jean-Pierre, single.

06 18 41 94 17.

Attention girls.

The bait is there.

The paella. Paella for everyone.

This is important, good humor. Thank you very much.

Mr. Mayor ? Hold the line.

- Patrick, you just not eat? - Patrick has no right to paella.

- What do you have ? - He has no time to dream of it.

He takes care of babies, him.

- Come and sit down. - It's over, all that.

There are people who are not very interesting,

in this camp.

- Who are you talking about ? - I understand myself, the wheeler-dealer.

You've seen, you, the single, the rakes collector?

If I type "cuckold" on Google, I'm sure to fall on you.

- You treated me cuckold? - What do you have ?

You lost the reason?

At least, it was always the permit.

Stop! They look like kids.

Camembert, Miss Tarot.

What did you say ?

It is tired, you, the antics of Melun!

Still crying for a location.

It sets sail.

Come on, we have nothing more to do here.

Spans.

Strip idiots.

From now on, it's every home.

And in a marre!

Y is fed up, hair in the showers!

Y is especially fed up, toothpaste on the edge of the sink!

It is tired, tired, tired, blue Waves!

Oh fuck ! Willy!

It's not possible. It's not possible.

Willy !

Willy !

There are some who sleep here!

Willy is Patrick.

Willy !

Revealed!

Ho!

Sorry. I cherche Willy.

It not disappear like that, anyway.

You should not forget something?

From Miss Tarot. No comments.

No hard feelings, Sophie? I'm excited me.

No problem. Sleep well.

Sophie...

Your horoscope on papyrus.

Tell me, the gondolier,

we can talk ? That's the attitude planet?

I left to do, but Paulo will resume the handle.

I'm not fine ? Who do you think You Are ?

For Paul Gatineau,

married for 20 years to Sophie Cabrol-Duchêne.

The specialist in animal tattoo, you're going to get away from my wife.

I have a program:

my fist in your face and your ass on the ground.

Stop, Paulo!

You not interfere in it, Ms. Shamalack.

How does it feel to break a couple?

20 years of marriage,

a blameless, responsible for 2 shops in Nantes.

It tells you nothing, perhaps, Nantes? You'll see !

I think everything is said.

Either it is you who go, or it's me.

But for me it's stopping buffet.

Sophie? What is happening ?

Oh nothing. Nothing serious.

I want to find someone who understands me,

someone looking at me ...

as a woman.

I understand. I understand very well.

Do you think we will be happy one day?

Should leave Dijon.

- What do you mean ? - Shh ...

What beautiful hair ...

Patrick, you're erect?

- No. - Oh yes.

Not at all. I'm not fine ?

That is what I thought.

For a mature guy,

you have the thermostat well above normal.

You are all the same.

- I understand more. - It's not the woman for you.

You're a warrior, a hunter, a guy to women like me.

I always thought we were alike, both.

Look, girls Shogun. They told me about you.

Thou hast caught the eye.

- Really? - Yes.

You know what ? At the all-nude, grandmas issue,

you'll be like a bear with honey Fair.

Following a break apparently general,

activities are suspended until further notice

except the prom tonight

where we expect you with a smile.

Invite me to dance. It will save us ridicule.

I remind you that tomorrow night, here in Shogun

will be the election of Mister Camping!

Mister Camping!

- She does not like the Poles. - You're not Polish.

What does she know?

Jacky, I beg you, stop drinking!

Hey, Chatel!

Oh, tac.

You have well photographed?

Ben, look good.

You will see us more blue Waves.

I'll tell you one thing, Madam Director:

you will remain a spinster

clinging to his camp as a mold to the rock.

I order you to stop!

It is not born, the fisherman will get you.

Old cod.

Next year,

joke, it will be without the Pic.

There will not be next year, Mr. Pic.

There will never again next year.

The campsite will be sold.

The council wants to make a spa.

Wow. Leave me alone. I arrive.

Andrew, there is no question that the Blue Waves,

our plot of happiness disappears.

- My friends, my friends ... - Andrew!

You know us. You can not do that.

Never forget

your father and I, in July 1967, we caught a bonito like that.

24,340 kg.

Record current.

Jacky, if it were up to me, you would be there next year.

But there behind, I have administered.

They voted, and it is irrevocable.

OK.

So know, my great,

Jacky there was nice, there was Jacky con ...

Now, there will be Jackie Chan!

Jacky! Jacky!

Jacky !

Jacky...

I took him tickets to see Jean-Claude Borelly.

You realize ?

I was thinking about that last night. Paulo and me

we met at the ball of blue Waves, it was 20 years ago.

This camp is us. I have not slept a wink.

All is well, Ms. Pic.

Say it's a little bit of fatigue.

He spoke ?

Yes. He told me :

"Pastis in the hospital, pastis with very little water."

Oh, the blow. I can not believe it.

We need you, Paulo.

You can live in my tent.

It will just take you to put a swimsuit, what.

- Paulo ... - Wait, wait.

I do not know if that's the nude, but I've been thinking.

The camper,

GPS, it's bullshit. I'm an idiot.

And I'm getting a bit cold here.

No way that camping blue Waves

be wiped off the map.

Non !

Listen to me. They want to go camping?

We will do the hunger strike.

We will educate the media.

He is right !

With me.

You take me with you, Patrick?

We can not, honey.

I do not know where all this will lead us,

but you have been my best game.

After Pauline.

This is not war.

We do not know, kid.

Sophie.

I can talk to you ?

We struggle with dignity for camping, then required regulatory distance.

Holding.

Think!

Children and vulnerable people on the side.

The others with me.

They sit-in on the dune for a while.

They intend to starve.

You intend to speak?

Okay. Thank you.

That's not interested.

- The Dispatch Basin? - The Dispatch Basin.

Can I ask you a question, Paulo?

When you made your naked races, you put where your wallet?

We must change tactics.

If I eat my Flamby, they will expire.

Go.

Hello, the Elysee?

I would like to speak with the President of the Republic,

please.

Or his wife eventually. The singer.

Yes.

Okay. Okay.

This is the part of Mr. Chirac.

No, the other. OK.

Very good.

Very good.

Thank you Madam. Very kind.

He jogs.

The friends.

The friends,

I have an idea to save the site.

- This is the attitude of Mario. - Not at all.

This is a Gallo-Roman remains.

So what ?

If we find an ancient relic, you can not build anything.

- Huh? - Yes. We had a case like this.

I believe you, but they will bring in an expert.

It's the law.

- "hotline" of what? - From the DRAC.

The Regional Directorate of Cultural Affairs.

I especially believe that we will need 2 experts.

That's my plan of attack. That's Jean-Pierre.

Oh no. No.

You're the only one that the mayor does not know.

Here. Time of the Gallo-Romans.

You got 2 days to study it. Do not damage, it's at the store.

So I repeat. 2 campsites Waves.

2 experts. True, false.

The false, Jean-Pierre arrives,

it expertise plates.

They are genuine. He announced the excavations of 6 months.

Purpose of the operation: to scare the Spaniards.

They are on another shot.

And the real expert?

We are taking care of it.

Bernard Couécou. Regional Direction of Cultural Affairs.

Patrick Chirac, Dijon.

In general, I hate to move for nothing.

I understand, I understand.

Attention to the lady.

Just one moment.

Tuna is Catalan. I repeat :

tuna is Catalan.

OK. Received. Tuna is Catalan.

Tuna is Catalan, Jean-Pierre.

I never get.

But if Jean-Pierre. I make no worries.

If it is a relic, there will be excavated.

It will take months, years. That does not interest us.

Expect the expert. This is perhaps not the Gallo-Roman.

Let's not overreact.

If that's Gallo-Roman, I'm Brad Pitt.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Jean-Pierre barzotti. Cultural Affairs.

Hello.

I can see the plate?

Here we are at the campsite Waves blue.

- Hello. - Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Ah, this is ...?

It is a nudist site. They did not warn you?

You must remove the shirt, or at least the tie.

I do not take anything at all. I am an expert.

J'expertise.

I did not know the Gallo-Romans had invaded Sweden.

A fondue plate, too.

Take me straight to the station.

It was doubt.

Yes that's it.

- So this is a classified file? - Over rated, yes.

What is this thing ?

Take me to the campsite blue Waves.

The Aquitaine history begins with the Romans,

who, with General Publius Licinius Crassus,

Lieutenant Julius Caesar - Julius Caesar, the crown -

related Aquitaine in Rome.

Aquitaine include Bordeaux, then called "Burdigala"

quickly became

a Roman stronghold.

It is a history teacher.

It is not the DRAC.

I'll check that.

No network, and more.

I can finish?

Thank you. So, and this is where I'm coming,

Romans doted

oysters, including those of Arcachon

accompanied by a good glass of Pineau.

She's Gallo-Roman or not, this plate?

What are you doing ? We have lost enough time.

On and goes.

Listen to me carefully.

I hope understand Mi'kmaq because it can go very far.

Far far away.

- How far ? - Very, very, very far.

I have nothing to do with it. Me, plates ...

Dijon is the mustard. Then the glasses, possibly ...

Enough salads.

Mr. Barzotti ...

Mr. barzotti The town can be generous,

even affectionate. - Good.

Where is the plate?

Bernard Couécou, DRAC.

How much are you ?

I'm not the DRAC, me.

Well, not exactly.

I am a die, an annex.

I'm more in the wake of Nicolas Hulot.

This is not the same. Oh no, no.

- This is another thing. - Short.

This is far from being the same. It's not ...

Ladies and gentlemen,

we are in the presence of a rare piece.

As evidenced by the drawing on the plate,

it is indeed a Gallo-Roman plate

I could date from the second century BC

Sandrine is a disaster. A disaster.

Thank you kindly dismiss you.

We are obliged to install a protective tape.

Come on...

The location is closed until further notice.

closed location.

closed location. closed location.

We never get out, mom.

Opens.

Gallo-Roman Pastis, pastis which suits me.

When they see that there is nothing,

the location 17 will return the location 17.

May God hear you, my dear Jean-Pierre.

If I knew a lot that I got at the flea market ...

Jean Pierre.

I missed you.

I feel you got good friends here.

Long time did not look in the same direction.

That is true.

I love you, Sophie.

Which holiday...

Boyfriend,

your t'en vas?

Well yeah.

I took a week less: the crisis, pépètes ...

Here. I made you a present.

Thou shall open after.

Thank you, Patrick.

I wanted to tell you ... It did me good to know you.

If you pass in Clermont ...

What's your name, if I want to write you?

Chirac. Patrick Chirac.

"Chirac" ?

Ce que t'es with Patrick.

"Chirac"? You loose nothing, huh.

The good mood, what. That's it.

Good. I must finish my arrangements,

I change me ... You tell anyone.

The goodbye, it oppresses me.

Do not worry, Chirac.

I'm a grave.

Here.

Good. I disappear on tiptoe.

You embrace everyone. You tell Pauline that ...

No, tell him nothing.

Bye, Willy. See you next year.

See you next year.

Hi, Patrick.

Goodbye, Patrick.

- Hi, Patrick. - See you next year.

Goodbye, Patrick.

Goodbye, Patrick.

In the next year, Patrick.

Where are you going ?

We will say Dijon.

Wait, Pauline!

Pauline! Watch a girl in traffic,

It does not mean anything.

It's still a little vacation.

Pauline! Pauline!

We will not even when a break?

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