Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,016 --> 00:00:02,468
Hey, Axe Cop, what are
your thoughts on mayonnaise?
2
00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:04,000
I tried it once,
3
00:00:04,016 --> 00:00:05,142
but didn't like it.
4
00:00:05,164 --> 00:00:08,338
So I spit it in a bad guy's face
and he died.
5
00:00:08,377 --> 00:00:09,681
Oh yeah.
6
00:00:09,723 --> 00:00:12,385
Whoa! That sounded
exactly like giant rocks
7
00:00:12,438 --> 00:00:13,885
being thrown at little kids.
8
00:00:13,924 --> 00:00:17,346
Evil Rhino Man must be back
from his evil safari!
9
00:00:17,357 --> 00:00:18,657
Let's go!
10
00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:23,196
Move it, ladies!
11
00:00:23,221 --> 00:00:25,298
We have an evil rhinoceros
to kill!
12
00:00:25,322 --> 00:00:27,423
We ♪ know ♪.
13
00:00:27,457 --> 00:00:30,611
We want to help you on your mission
to kill evil Rhino Man.
14
00:00:30,658 --> 00:00:32,092
Fabulous!
What's your name?
15
00:00:32,125 --> 00:00:33,710
Our parents named us
all the same.
16
00:00:33,747 --> 00:00:35,374
"Beautiful."
17
00:00:35,395 --> 00:00:37,936
- "Girly."
"Bob."
18
00:00:37,981 --> 00:00:39,350
Wait, hold on a second.
19
00:00:39,391 --> 00:00:42,171
Your parents named you and all your
sisters "Beautiful Girly Bob"?
20
00:00:42,192 --> 00:00:44,757
- Yeah. So can we be on the team?
- Nope!
21
00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:46,132
See, right here,
22
00:00:46,169 --> 00:00:48,458
all girls are on the dumb list.
23
00:00:48,508 --> 00:00:50,496
Dumb list?
Well,
24
00:00:50,538 --> 00:00:54,481
let's see if you think we're
so dumb after we beat you up!
25
00:00:54,754 --> 00:00:56,864
Beautiful Girly Bobs,
26
00:00:57,106 --> 00:00:58,273
attack!
27
00:01:14,748 --> 00:01:16,908
Oh no,
those people just got video
28
00:01:16,941 --> 00:01:19,181
- of you beating up all those girls.
- Great.
29
00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:21,822
More fighting tapes
for me to watch later.
30
00:01:21,860 --> 00:01:24,834
Now let's go kill
that evil rhinoceros!
31
00:01:25,907 --> 00:01:27,162
Huh.
32
00:01:27,795 --> 00:01:30,396
One day,
at the scene of the fire
33
00:01:30,443 --> 00:01:33,019
the cop found the perfect axe.
34
00:01:33,084 --> 00:01:35,294
That was the day he became
35
00:01:35,358 --> 00:01:37,083
Axe Cop!
36
00:01:38,794 --> 00:01:41,215
So he had tryoutsand hired a partner.
37
00:01:44,661 --> 00:01:47,060
I will chop your heads off!
38
00:01:47,162 --> 00:01:48,787
Axe Cop
01x12 - The Dumb List
39
00:01:48,904 --> 00:01:50,738
- There he is!
- Axe Cop!
40
00:01:51,405 --> 00:01:53,826
Look, they're all here
to congratulate me.
41
00:01:53,898 --> 00:01:57,756
Yes, I killed
the evil Rhino Man.
42
00:01:57,814 --> 00:01:59,514
How, you ask?
Simple.
43
00:01:59,530 --> 00:02:02,966
I offered him a glassof poison blow-up juice
44
00:02:03,008 --> 00:02:06,143
and he drank it.And after two minutes...
45
00:02:06,178 --> 00:02:07,511
Well, he blew up.
46
00:02:07,546 --> 00:02:09,614
That's when Ijumped up in the air
47
00:02:09,648 --> 00:02:11,661
and caught his horn.
And yes, it's true,
48
00:02:11,701 --> 00:02:13,836
his horn turns
all metal into gold.
49
00:02:15,488 --> 00:02:17,395
- Questions?
- Axe Cop, is true that you have
50
00:02:17,434 --> 00:02:19,290
a general disrespect towards women?
51
00:02:19,324 --> 00:02:21,025
- What?
- Axe Cop, why did you beat up
52
00:02:21,059 --> 00:02:22,793
a group of female
superhero sisters?
53
00:02:22,828 --> 00:02:24,729
- Don't answer that, Axe Cop.
- Do you hate girls?
54
00:02:24,763 --> 00:02:27,013
- We have no comment.
- Weren't they just trying to help?
55
00:02:27,046 --> 00:02:30,145
- Hey, I just said no comment!
- Axe Cop, my daughter's a girl.
56
00:02:30,182 --> 00:02:32,317
Do you think she's
on the dumb list too?
57
00:02:32,362 --> 00:02:34,028
- Yes.
- Axe Cop, Axe Cop!
58
00:02:34,076 --> 00:02:35,935
Hey, Axe Cop,
I hate to say it, but...
59
00:02:35,977 --> 00:02:37,865
you're kinda coming off
like the bad guy here.
60
00:02:37,916 --> 00:02:39,607
Me, a bad guy?
61
00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:42,107
Don't even joke about something
like that, Flute Cop,
62
00:02:42,142 --> 00:02:44,510
or I'll chop off your head.
Now quiet down,
63
00:02:44,537 --> 00:02:46,471
I'm trying to watch
this gold TV.
64
00:02:46,551 --> 00:02:49,246
Coming up this
season on "Fairy Wars,"
65
00:02:49,292 --> 00:02:50,739
Best Fairy Ever
66
00:02:50,772 --> 00:02:52,926
fights her evil twin sister
67
00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,942
worst fairy ever
68
00:02:54,981 --> 00:02:57,301
- to the death!
- It's true what they say:
69
00:02:57,342 --> 00:03:00,137
Everything does look better
on a gold TV.
70
00:03:01,005 --> 00:03:02,074
Seriously, Axe Cop,
71
00:03:02,101 --> 00:03:04,871
bringing a girl onto the team
could go a long way
72
00:03:04,921 --> 00:03:06,856
- to helping your image.
- Fine.
73
00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:08,691
Really?
Great.
74
00:03:08,748 --> 00:03:10,809
I'll have H.R. send over
some resumes.
75
00:03:10,848 --> 00:03:13,489
I got a better idea.
76
00:03:13,516 --> 00:03:15,577
Hey!
77
00:03:15,625 --> 00:03:18,507
Hello.
You're on my team now.
78
00:03:18,739 --> 00:03:20,200
Whaddaya think's
going on here, bro?
79
00:03:20,161 --> 00:03:23,163
I mean, Axe Cop's not the kind
of guy to call a meeting.
80
00:03:23,433 --> 00:03:25,133
Yeah, he hates meetings.
81
00:03:25,216 --> 00:03:29,452
Maybe he's going to give
everyone free gelato.
82
00:03:29,487 --> 00:03:31,788
That's ice cream for Italians.
83
00:03:31,822 --> 00:03:34,390
Now I'm sure everyone
is wondering why Axe Cop
84
00:03:34,425 --> 00:03:36,860
- called a team meeting.
- Please say free gelato.
85
00:03:36,893 --> 00:03:39,828
- He has a big announcement to make.
- Please say free gelato!
86
00:03:39,864 --> 00:03:42,632
Flute Cop said we need
to have a girl on the team.
87
00:03:42,666 --> 00:03:45,297
- So here.
- Ho-ly cow.
88
00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:47,711
Best Fairy Ever
from "Fairy Wars"!
89
00:03:47,744 --> 00:03:49,289
I'm excited
to be on the team.
90
00:03:49,311 --> 00:03:51,250
And I'm ready to kill
some bad guys.
91
00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:53,041
Okay, great.
Meeting over.
92
00:03:53,060 --> 00:03:55,844
I'll be in my office practicing
breaking out of chains,
93
00:03:55,874 --> 00:03:58,809
- if anyone needs me.
- Wait wait, Axe Cop,
94
00:03:58,883 --> 00:04:01,384
- where are you going?
- I have a question:
95
00:04:01,418 --> 00:04:04,687
- I think you're awesome!
- Well, that's not really a question.
96
00:04:04,722 --> 00:04:06,990
Dude, do you do all your
own stunts, 'cause, um,
97
00:04:07,024 --> 00:04:09,859
my buddy Lliborg says it's all done
with pulleys and string.
98
00:04:09,894 --> 00:04:11,127
You tell me.
99
00:04:11,162 --> 00:04:12,929
Aw-aw-aw-awesome.
100
00:04:12,963 --> 00:04:14,631
It's broken for sure.
101
00:04:14,665 --> 00:04:17,200
Hey, Axe Cop.
I just wanted to say
102
00:04:17,234 --> 00:04:19,669
how excited I am that you
brought me onto the team.
103
00:04:19,703 --> 00:04:22,138
Mm, Flute Cop
made me do it.
104
00:04:22,173 --> 00:04:25,008
So, uh, you have
any plans tonight?
105
00:04:25,042 --> 00:04:26,709
At night I dress up as a cat
106
00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:29,546
- and go on night missions.
- That sounds awesome.
107
00:04:29,580 --> 00:04:31,915
- Hey, could I come along?
- No.
108
00:04:39,736 --> 00:04:44,187
Now, for my favorite part
of being a jewel thief...
109
00:04:44,891 --> 00:04:47,765
Trying on all
the stolen jewelry.
110
00:04:47,791 --> 00:04:50,426
Ohhhh yeah.
111
00:04:50,522 --> 00:04:52,656
Oh, beautiful.
112
00:04:52,714 --> 00:04:54,408
Oh, gorgeous.
113
00:04:54,448 --> 00:04:56,656
- I'll chop your head...
- Argh!
114
00:04:56,685 --> 00:04:58,593
- What the heck?
- Cool, right?
115
00:04:58,640 --> 00:04:59,945
I just flew in
through his nose
116
00:04:59,978 --> 00:05:02,057
and punched out his brain
from the inside!
117
00:05:02,112 --> 00:05:05,141
What are you doing here,
Best Fairy Ever?
118
00:05:05,178 --> 00:05:08,354
I just thought we could get to
know each other a little bit.
119
00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:11,338
Ugh.
I'm going home.
120
00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:17,105
Rise and shine, Axe Cop!
121
00:05:17,163 --> 00:05:20,831
- How did you get into my bedroom?
- I flew in through the keyhole.
122
00:05:20,853 --> 00:05:24,074
I'm really good at fitting
into tight spaces.
123
00:05:24,128 --> 00:05:25,191
What?
124
00:05:25,223 --> 00:05:28,081
So, boss, what bad guys
are we killing today?
125
00:05:28,107 --> 00:05:30,641
We are not
killing anyone today.
126
00:05:30,676 --> 00:05:32,777
I have band practice.
127
00:05:32,811 --> 00:05:35,079
You're in a band?
That's so cool.
128
00:05:35,114 --> 00:05:37,949
I know.
That's why I'm in a band.
129
00:05:37,983 --> 00:05:39,617
We're called The Axe.
130
00:05:39,651 --> 00:05:42,687
I play my axe and I'm
obviously the lead singer.
131
00:05:42,721 --> 00:05:45,823
Sockarang plays guitar.
Wexter plays violin.
132
00:05:46,270 --> 00:05:48,564
- Grey Diamond is on bass.
- Um...
133
00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:50,862
- What about Flute Cop?
- He's our manager.
134
00:05:50,896 --> 00:05:53,664
We have a Chinese wrestler
on a bear to play flute.
135
00:05:54,011 --> 00:05:55,423
I'm leaving now.
136
00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:57,564
♪ yea-aaaah!
137
00:05:57,599 --> 00:06:00,337
♪ chicken little, chicken little ♪
138
00:06:01,273 --> 00:06:05,036
♪ thought the sky is
gonna fall down... ♪
139
00:06:05,076 --> 00:06:08,418
Wow!
Axe Cop has a great voice.
140
00:06:08,455 --> 00:06:09,598
Best in the business.
141
00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:12,188
♪ Chicken little,
chicken little ♪
142
00:06:13,285 --> 00:06:17,655
♪ thought the sky was
falling do-ooown. ♪
143
00:06:23,487 --> 00:06:25,188
So, Axe Cop,
I've been thinking
144
00:06:25,230 --> 00:06:28,232
and it's about time you started
calling me your girlfriend.
145
00:06:28,267 --> 00:06:30,857
What are you talking about,
Best Fairy Ever?
146
00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:33,889
I like you and it's pretty clear
you like me too.
147
00:06:33,928 --> 00:06:35,701
Why would you
think that?
148
00:06:35,731 --> 00:06:38,351
I've been very mean
to you since we met.
149
00:06:38,385 --> 00:06:39,773
Exactly!
150
00:06:39,808 --> 00:06:43,484
My fairy parents always told me
that when a boy is mean to you,
151
00:06:43,541 --> 00:06:45,353
it really means
that he likes you.
152
00:06:45,409 --> 00:06:49,440
And you've been so mean that I think it's
pretty obvious that you're in love with me.
153
00:06:49,478 --> 00:06:52,104
- It's almost embarrassing.
- Best Fairy Ever,
154
00:06:52,139 --> 00:06:56,329
I'm going to say this loudly because
I want it to be very clear.
155
00:06:56,365 --> 00:06:59,440
You're a girl
and girls are dumb!
156
00:06:59,479 --> 00:07:02,987
And Axe Cop would never
fall in love with a dumb person!
157
00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:06,424
Now go back into that TV
and leave me alone forever!
158
00:07:09,014 --> 00:07:12,682
Hey-oh!
159
00:07:27,550 --> 00:07:30,185
Gold. Gold gold gold.
160
00:07:30,273 --> 00:07:32,908
Gold. Gold.
Gold. Gold.
161
00:07:32,932 --> 00:07:34,705
Come in, Axe Cop!
162
00:07:34,736 --> 00:07:36,025
Make it quick, Flute Cop.
163
00:07:36,049 --> 00:07:38,017
I'm turning everything
in my house gold.
164
00:07:38,051 --> 00:07:39,819
- Go to your TV.
- Why?
165
00:07:39,853 --> 00:07:42,955
- I already turned it gold.
- One of the Beautiful Girly Bob sisters
166
00:07:42,974 --> 00:07:44,441
has kidnapped Best Fairy Ever
167
00:07:44,452 --> 00:07:45,910
and has locked her in a birdcage
168
00:07:45,956 --> 00:07:48,715
and is lowering herinto a pit of acid sharks.
169
00:07:48,757 --> 00:07:53,332
Oh, God, why did you have
to make sharks so evil?
170
00:07:53,371 --> 00:07:57,394
Great. Now she can't ruin any more
band practices and night missions.
171
00:07:57,426 --> 00:08:00,394
Axe Cop, like it or not,
she's a member of the team now.
172
00:08:00,429 --> 00:08:03,045
Go inside the TV
and save Best Fairy Ever!
173
00:08:03,071 --> 00:08:05,920
Wait, if I save
Best Fairy Ever,
174
00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:08,084
- I'll be on TV?
- Well... yeah!
175
00:08:08,136 --> 00:08:10,304
Axe Cop, you still there?
176
00:08:10,338 --> 00:08:12,606
Hey, Flute Cop,
call everyone I know
177
00:08:12,641 --> 00:08:15,709
- and tell them I'm on TV.
- Anita, grab some popcorn!
178
00:08:15,744 --> 00:08:17,611
Axe Cop is on television!
179
00:08:19,181 --> 00:08:21,749
Let me out!
180
00:08:21,783 --> 00:08:24,985
Axe Cop said girls
weren't allowed on his team.
181
00:08:25,020 --> 00:08:27,254
And if we can't be
on his team,
182
00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:30,124
then no girl
can be on his team.
183
00:08:34,696 --> 00:08:37,865
Stop it right there,
Beautiful Girly Bob.
184
00:08:37,899 --> 00:08:40,701
Axe Cop?
You came back to save me!
185
00:08:40,735 --> 00:08:44,772
- I knew you loved me!
- Oh, this is perfect.
186
00:08:44,806 --> 00:08:48,309
Right after I kill your girlfriend,
I'm going to kill you.
187
00:08:48,343 --> 00:08:51,512
She is
not my girlfriend!
188
00:08:55,740 --> 00:08:57,668
Stop. Stop.
189
00:08:57,695 --> 00:08:59,051
What are you laughing at?
190
00:08:59,094 --> 00:09:02,489
You can't beat up a girl
on national television.
191
00:09:02,533 --> 00:09:06,289
I know. But she can!
Rah!
192
00:09:09,566 --> 00:09:11,467
- Ha!
- Bring it!
193
00:09:15,450 --> 00:09:17,660
Ha!
194
00:09:22,847 --> 00:09:24,114
Hyah!
195
00:09:29,032 --> 00:09:31,790
Best Fairy Ever,
you can't kill her.
196
00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:35,291
She's not evil.
She's just a girl.
197
00:09:35,338 --> 00:09:37,406
Fine.
198
00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:38,974
Yah!
199
00:09:40,164 --> 00:09:43,898
I never thought I'd say this
to a girl before,
200
00:09:43,922 --> 00:09:45,305
but good job.
201
00:09:45,336 --> 00:09:47,804
I'm glad Flute Cop
made me hire you.
202
00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:50,940
Axe Cop, I love you too.
203
00:09:50,975 --> 00:09:52,875
Ugh, gross.
204
00:09:52,910 --> 00:09:55,979
He looks, like, 15 lbs heavier.
It's true what they say.
205
00:09:57,448 --> 00:10:01,017
♪ Chicken little was
a little chicken! ♪
206
00:10:01,051 --> 00:10:05,021
♪ That was small
and so young! ♪
207
00:10:05,055 --> 00:10:10,560
♪ When the sky
was falling... ♪
208
00:10:12,596 --> 00:10:14,063
Voice like an angel.
15731
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof