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Check it out, bros.
I brought my world-famous string cheese
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and ketchup casserole,
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and the potato salad should be here
right about...
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now!
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- Liborg!
- What's up, best friend?
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- This is my first Axe Thanksgiving.
- That's awesome.
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- You're in for a real treat.
- Axe Cop makes the best Turkey.
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Hey, where is Axe Cop?
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He's probably still
with the farmer.
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Why would Axe Cop
be with the farmer?
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You see, each year on the
night before Thanksgiving,
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Axe Cop gives back
to the community.
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Okay, so first he sneaks
into the farmer's farm...
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and does all the
farmer's chores, right?
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He collects all the eggs,he bales all the hay,
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he milks the cows, the goats.-
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Yeah, pretty much any animal
that could possibly be milked,
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Axe Cop is gonna
milk that animal.
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And then in the morning,the farmer comes down and sees
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that all of his choreshave been done for him.
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Next, he goes huntingin the magic forest.
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All the animals are
super nice to him.
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And they let Axe Cop go right
up to them so he can kill them.
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Then Axe Cop
mails one dead animal
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to every family in the world
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to cook on Thanksgiving.
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Now that's the
spirit of Thanksgiving.
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Axe Cop is probably still with the farmer.
I'll give him a call.
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This is the farmer.
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Hey, farmer,
is Axe Cop still there?
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That son of a gun
never showed up!
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I'm going nuts here!
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The farmer said
Axe Cop never showed up.
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Oh no, where's Axe Cop?
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He's missing!
Axe Cop is missing!
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One day,
at the scene of the fire
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the cop found the perfect axe.
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That was the day
he became Axe Cop!
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So he had tryoutsand hired a partner.
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I will chop your heads off!
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Axe Cop
01x10 - 28 Days Before
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Sync & corr by blue150683
for addic7ed.com
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Oh, hey, Axe Cop.
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Aren't you too old
to be trick-or-treating?
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Too old to be
trick-or-treating alone.
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Anita, can Flute Cop go
trick-or-treating with me tonight?
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Of course,
but don't stay out too late.
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Hey, look, even if I did
want to go trick-or-treating,
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- I don't have a costume.
- Hmm. Give me that baby!
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I wish for Flute Cop
to turn into Ghost Cop!
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Oh, smoky.
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The best part of your costume?
You can fly through bad guys
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and leave grenade bombs
inside them!
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Well, hopefully this evening
won't come to that.
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Let's go!
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Wolvi!
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What the heck?
Raisins?
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Hey, it's okay, buddy.
Halloween's just getting started.
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Trick or treat!
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Oh, aren't you
just adorable?
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- I'm Axe Cop.
- No, you're not.
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There's only one Axe Cop,
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and he's dressed up
as a wolvi.
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Now hand over
the candy, lady.
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Well, isn't that
an interesting candy bucket?
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You bet your
sweet bippy it is.
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It glows in the dark.
It can light up the whole world.
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Now hurry it up!
I'm never going to get
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to 1,000 candies at this rate.
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What the heck?
Pennies?
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It's been like this
all night, Axe Cop.
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I've hit every house
in the city.
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No one has any candy.
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Did you try the cul-de-sac
up by the golf course?
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- Last year they had red licorice!
- This year... crayons.
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- What about the big house on the hill?
- Bookmarks.
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- Big, giant bookmarks.
- No! I hate books!
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It's like all the candy
on earth is gone!
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I'm done
trick-or-treating...
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- Forever.
- Don't say that!
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Too late. I just did.
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Well, this Halloween has
been a certified bust.
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I guess you win some
and I guess you lose some,
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and this some we lost.
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No, I always win some.
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So buckle up, Ghost Cop,
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we're not going home
until we have 1,000 candies!
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But you heard the kid...
None of the houses have candy.
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Wrong! He said none of the
houses on earth have candy.
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Wexter!
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I know a house that has the best candy.
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To uni-planet!
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Axe Cop, I don't see
uni-man's house anywhere.
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Of course you don't.
It's invisible.
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- It is? Why?
- So bad guys can't find it.
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See? Over there.
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- You feel anything?
- No. This guy is such a genius.
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An invisible house.
Wait, I think I found something.
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- An invisible doorknob.
- Awesome!
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Trick or treat!
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Axe Cop, Ghost Cop,
fantastic costumes.
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Let me get you some candy.
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- You know I have the best candy.
- See? I told you.
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Impossible. This bowl was just filled
with those big-sized candy bars...
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You know, like the ones
you get at the cinema...
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- But now it's filled with...
- Raw vegetables?
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Hmm. Something fishy
is going on.
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Let's go to my uni-lab
and consult my C.T.M...
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My candy tracking machine.
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Hmm, if I adjust
the caramellometers
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and scan for sugartivity,
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Ah! There she is.
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All the candy in the universe
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seems to be heading to
Thanksgiving World.
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- This is terrible!
- Wrong! It's fantastic!
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Every year, I look for the perfect
house with the most candy,
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and it looks
like we just found it.
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There's just
one problem, Axe Cop,
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despite its name, Thanksgiving world
is a very scary, dangerous planet
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ruled by the one and only
"Turkey Turkey"
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and his evil army
of evil pilgrim soldiers.
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Let me pull up my T.T.F...
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My Turkey Turkey file.
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You see, if you don't clip
a Turkey's wings,
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they will never stop growing.
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And when Turkey Turkey
was a baby,
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he dodged his master's
attempts to clip his wings.
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He escaped his torment
and was able to grow
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into a giant Turkeywith huge wings.
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He was raised by falcons...
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who taught him how to claw and
bite with his super sharp beak.
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And if that weren't enough,
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he can dive-bomb and throw razor-sharp
feathers hidden on his body.
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Warning! Warning!
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I beg you... do not go
to Thanksgiving planet.
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It's a suicide mission.
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Mmm.
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Are you sure you should be
picking candy up off the ground?
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Race you!
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Hey, didn't you say
your candy bucket
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- glows in the dark?- Don't you know it.
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Huh. That's weird.
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This doesn't look like
a regular cave.
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Mmm. It tastes like carrots,
celery and onions.
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Oh no! Axe Cop,
it's mirepoix!
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We're in a giant oven!
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- Gobble gobble.
- If it isn't Turkey Turkey.
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- Hand over the candy!
- Too late, Axe Cop!
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I've already eaten it all.
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There's no more candy
left in the universe.
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But if there's no candy,
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- there's no Halloween!
- Exactly,
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and now Thanksgiving is the
best holiday in all of autumn.
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Whoa! Wait, that's why
you wanna ruin Halloween?
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Because it's better
than Thanksgiving?
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Of course! How can Turkey
compete with candy?
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It can't!
And from now on,
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it don't have to.
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Nice try, Turkey Turkey.
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But you can't stop me.
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I'm Axe Cop.
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Oh no, it's tryptophan.
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It's making me so tired.
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Why don't you two take
a nice month-long nap?
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I like my Thanksgiving dinner
well-rested.
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Nighty-nighty.
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Gobble gobble.
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Gobble gobble gobble.
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Happy Thanksgiving,
my evil pilgrims!
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Gobble gobble gobble.
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And what a special
Thanksgiving it is...
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Axe Cop and Ghost Cop
are the main course!
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Looks like we're finally
done for, good buddy.
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But since
it is Thanksgiving,
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I'm thankful I'm spending
my last moments with you.
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I love you, man.
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- Anything you wanna say to me?
- Yes.
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While we were sleeping
for 28 days,
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I dreamt that
we'd be saved by a man
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with the power
of all the seasons.
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- Huh.
- His name is Season Man,
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and in my dream
I also learned
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that he is married
and has quadruplets.
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I'm afraid that
really doesn't help us.
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Dreams are just dreams.
They're not real.
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Not my dreams.
Everything I dream comes true.
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Turkey Turkey!
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- See?
- Season Man!
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Ah!
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Thanks for dreaming me up,
Axe Cop.
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My pleasure, Season Man.
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Oh!
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I'm dying, Axe Cop.
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Don't worry, Season Man.
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Next time I fall asleep,
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I'll dream up
the perfect father
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00:09:03,286 --> 00:09:06,221
to marry your wife and take
care of your quadruplets.
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00:09:06,256 --> 00:09:08,890
- Thanks, Axe Cop.
- Shh shh.
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00:09:08,925 --> 00:09:11,860
Save your strength...
for dying.
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00:09:14,415 --> 00:09:16,366
Well, Axe Cop, it looks like
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I'm going to have to kill you
the old-fashioned way...
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I'm going to rip you apart
and peck you to death.
203
00:09:23,172 --> 00:09:25,173
There's only one problem...
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When you weren't looking,
Ghost Cop flew through your body
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and left a grenade bomb
inside of you.
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Best Halloween costume ever.
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Wait! What?
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00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:41,990
He's missing!
Axe Cop is missing!
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If I were missing,
how could I be here?
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Hey, Axe Cop!
Where have you been, bro?
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It took a whole month, but I
finally collected 1,000 candies!
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Yeah!
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I'm gonna eat all of the candy
all at the same time! Yay!
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- What about the Turkey?
- Liborg's right.
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You can't have Thanksgiving
without no Turkey.
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This year
we're not having Turkey.
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00:10:01,502 --> 00:10:02,510
Uh, what?
218
00:10:02,543 --> 00:10:05,642
We're having Turkey Turkey.
219
00:10:05,714 --> 00:10:08,649
- All right! Turkey Turkey!
- I call the leg!
220
00:10:08,683 --> 00:10:11,518
- I want the wing!
- It's delicious!
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What about you, Axe Cop? You a
white meat guy or dark meat guy?
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00:10:14,588 --> 00:10:17,991
Neither.
I'm a head meat guy.
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