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♪
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(groans)
Babies are dumb.
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Anita says I need to spend
more time with Uni-baby.
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Plus, she can be super
helpful around the office.
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Check this out.
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I wish for my cold coffee
to be hot coffee.
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Mmm.
Hot coffee.
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- Amazing, right?
- I wasn't looking.
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I was updating the list
of all bad guys on earth,
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And there is only one
bad guy left to kill.
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Really?
When did this happen?
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Last night, when I killed
7,000 bad guys.
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Oh no.
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Now we'll be out of work.
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Axe Cop, what are we
gonna do for money?
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Guys, we could get jobs
at Tom's Fruit Stand.
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I'm best friends with Tom,
the owner.
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He lets me call him Thomas.
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- (phone rings)
- Axe Cop,
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This is the chief of the normal police.
We need your help.
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There's a giant robot
destroying the city.
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This giant robot wouldn't happen
to be named Psydrozon, would it?
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Yes.
Yes, it is.
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Perfect.
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BOY: One day,
at the scene of the fire
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The cop found the perfect axe.
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That was the day he became
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Axe Cop!
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So he had tryoutsand hired a partner.
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AXE COP:
I will chop your heads off!
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Axe Cop - 01x07
No More Bad Guys
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AXE COP:
There he is.
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(grunts)
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Whoa, hold the phone.
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What kind of swords are those?
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AXE COP:
Dino-swords.
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We're getting out of here!
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This ain't a job
for normal cops.
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I'll chop your evil
dinosaur heads off!
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(grunting)
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Oh no!
I got dinosaur blood on me.
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(shouts)
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Aw, are you kidding me?
I'm a dinosaur now?
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I'm going to call you
Dinosaur Soldier.
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(grunts)
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Axe Cop!
The laser.
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Move!
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- (grunts)
- No no, whoa, no no!
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No! Uni-baby!
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I did it.
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I killed everyone
on the bad guy list.
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(crying)
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Uni-baby,
you're alive.
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Uh-oh,
where's her horn?
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Oh man.
Anita's gonna kill me.
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Axe Cop, you gotta help me
look for Uni-baby's horn.
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No time, Dinosaur Soldier.
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We need to see if this
thing can do stunts.
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Look, roundhouse.
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I wish to be a bad guy.
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Flute Cop, Uni-baby,
how was your day together...
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Oh my gosh.
Where's her horn?!
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Uh, where's her horn?
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It was just her baby horn
and it fell out.
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That must mean her
adult horn is coming in, huh?
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Or the truth... is...
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Axe Cop threw her at a giant robot
and it fell off.
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I... looked for the horn,
and I just couldn't find it.
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Look, you're a father now.
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And I can't always be worried
if or... what
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- you're going to come home as.
- You noticed that, huh?
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I can't do this anymore,
Dinosaur Soldier.
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You don't have to.
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We killed all the bad guys.
It's over.
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We start our new jobs in the morning.
A whole new life starts tomorrow.
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All right, here you go.
Two bananas.
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(growls)
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Yo, dudes. Who's hungry for apples,
because here's a bunch of them.
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And where'd they come from?
Apple Planet. Boo-yah.
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Axe Cop, can you help us out
with some of these customers?
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Nope, I'm looking through
a book about gorillas.
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Gorillas are awesome.
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I bet they can
punch really hard.
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Perfect.
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I thought I'd miss killing
bad guys, but selling fruit,
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it's pretty cool.
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(shouts)
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I'm going to call you
Avocado Soldier now.
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Yeah, what's the deal here?
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Why am I the only one
that turns into stuff?
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You're not.
Look, I'm Axe Cop with lemon.
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Hey, Axe Cop with lemon.
How much for a coconut?
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Hey, Baby Man. (laughs)
How's tricks?
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Working at a fruit
stand now, eh?
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Yeah.
Axe Cop killed all the bad guys.
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Oh, did he?
(chuckles evilly)
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All right.
I'll see you later.
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- That guy is creepy.
- Yeah, no kidding, buddy.
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Full grown man in a baby suit.
(scoffs)
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Next.
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Three, four, five dollars.
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Here's your cut, Axe Cop.
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Axe Cop, you can look at
that list all night long,
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but nothing's gonna change.
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There are no more
bad guys on earth.
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You'll get used to life
in the slow lane.
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Uh, hey, bro.
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You want to grab a mega-gulp
and ride the choo-choo train
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at the Mexican
supermarket with me?
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Mm, no.
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Suit yourself, amigo.
(imitates train)
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(imitates whistle blowing)
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All right.
See you in the morning.
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"over"?
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I knew it.
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"Baby Man."
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Honey, it's 5:30, and look
who's walking through the door.
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You're an avocado now?
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That's true,
but you're missing the point.
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I'm safe and I'm home
early for game night.
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When was the last time
that happened?
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Well,
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I guess you're right.
And truth be told,
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I do like kissing an avocado way
more than I like kissing a dinosaur.
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- (beeping)
- AXE COP: Come in, Avocado Soldier.
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(groans) What?
What do you want, Axe Cop?
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I... was right.
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There is one more
bad guy on the list.
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Baby Man.
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What are you talking about, Axe Cop?
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We all know that
Baby Man's a good guy.
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Not anymore, he's not.
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We're going on
a night mission to kill him.
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I got a better
night mission for you.
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Why don't you go home
and catch some zs?
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Don't forget, you've got the opening
shift at the fruit stand tomorrow.
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Smells like baby powder.
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- Hey, Axe Cop.
- Baby Man.
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Let's have a little play date.
Back at my... Baby Man cave.
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No. I don't play or go
on dates with babies.
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You know,
I really wish you would.
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(grunts)
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(mutters)
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This was gonna be
my baby headquarters.
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Bringing a certain
kind of sweet justice
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that only a man with the power
of babies could provide.
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- Do you understand what I'm saying?
- (muffled) I'll chop your head off!
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You see, ever since I was
a baby Baby Man,
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I wanted to be on your team.
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I watched all yourawesome fights
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and I practiced all
your cool moves.
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For my first birthday,
I even asked for an axe rattle.
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Like an axe rattlethat a baby would have.
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So you can imagine my excitement
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when I finally heard you
were having tryouts.
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I waited in line all month
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just to show you my moves.
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But you didn't care.
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Babies are dumb.
Next!
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You didn't even let me try out.
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But now,
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I'm going to make you watch me.
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You ever listen to Rockin' Robin
on w.A.X.E. Radio?
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(muffled) No.
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It's my personal favorite.
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♪ Why I ♪
♪ Why I love you ♪
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♪ You say we'll never part... ♪
(muffled shouting)
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♪ our life's complete ♪
(muffled shouting)
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♪ those are all
the 16 reasons ♪
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♪ why I love you. ♪
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Shake what your baby gave you.
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I want to hear you say
baby's on the team.
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Baby made it.
Baby Man made it on the team.
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Say it.
I want to hear you say it.
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- That tryout was gross.
- What? No no no no no.
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No.
(crying)
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I wish for...
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a rattlesnake.
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Kill him.
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To death.
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Uno! Ha!
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You didn't even say "uno,"
Avocado Soldier.
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Pick seven.
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Avocado Soldier,
are you even paying attention?
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(sighs)
I'm sorry.
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I just can't help but think
Axe Cop is in trouble.
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But I thought you killed all the
bad guys on the bad guy list.
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I thought so too.
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But he said this thing
about Baby Man turning bad.
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You know what?
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I'm just gonna swing by
Baby Man's Baby Cave,
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see if everything's okay.
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Hey Axe Cop,
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can I be on your team?
(deep voice) No, you can't.
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'cause I'm such a big
mean stinky poopy pants.
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(normal voice)
Oh, that's okay.
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'cause I'm gonna
kill you anyway.
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(growls)
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Oh my God. I'm too late.
Axe Cop's dead.
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- Yes, he is.
- Wait, what?
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I let Baby Man kill me
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so I could come back as a
ghost and untie myself.
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Shh.
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How are you alive?
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I just tied you up
and killed you.
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That's my "Let Yourself Die And
Turn Into A Ghost" Secret Attack!
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- (grunts)
- Axe Cop, wait.
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- Don't kill him.
- Why? Do you want to do it?
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Can't you see? Deep down,
Baby Man's not a bad guy.
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He's just a dumb guy.
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(groans)
Well, I guess I can't kill you.
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I wish for Baby Man
to not be dumb anymore.
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The power of evil is nothing
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compared to the power
of the human spirit.
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Hey, look at that.
Little Baby Man's a genius.
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- Now, can I be on the team?
- Oh, I wish.
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There's no more
bad guys for us to fight.
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- Now that you're a good guy.
- What about aliens?
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Did you...
kill all the aliens too?
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Are all aliens good or bad?
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I don't know. I think some
are good and some are bad,
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- just like people.
- (Groans)
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There's a huge grey area.
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You know, it's not black
and white with aliens.
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Then I wish for all aliens to be bad
so we can kill them.
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- Now we're talking.
- Let's go.
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Axe Cop, hold up. Umm, real quick.
Just a little favor.
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Can you wish for me
to be Flute Cop again?
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Sure, I wish for Avocado
Soldier to be a gorilla
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with robo-gun fists
and a red bow tie!
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00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:03,710
No no no! Oh! What?!
I wanted to be normal.
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00:10:03,753 --> 00:10:05,821
But I wanted you to be better.
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00:10:06,109 --> 00:10:09,203
Hey everybody, look at me.
I'm riding a train.
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00:10:09,238 --> 00:10:12,381
And I gotta go to the bathroom.
Next stop, El Bano.
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I've got dibs all night, dude.
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Guess what? My friends are all
showing up in just a minute
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and we're gonna see
how many grown-ups
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can fit on this thing at once.
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