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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,919 --> 00:00:38,683 Everybody tells me That it's so hard to make it 2 00:00:38,855 --> 00:00:40,345 It's so hard to break in 3 00:00:40,523 --> 00:00:42,115 There's no way to fake it 4 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:45,193 Everybody tells me That it's wrong what I'm feeling 5 00:00:45,361 --> 00:00:48,159 I shouldn't believe in The dreams that I'm dreaming 6 00:00:48,331 --> 00:00:49,992 I hear it every day 7 00:00:50,166 --> 00:00:51,292 I hear it all the time 8 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:54,904 I'm never gonna amount to much But they're never gonna change my mind 9 00:00:55,071 --> 00:00:57,699 Tell me, tell me Tell me somethin' I don't know 10 00:00:57,874 --> 00:00:59,205 Somethin' I don't know 11 00:00:59,375 --> 00:01:01,070 Somethin' I don't know 12 00:01:01,244 --> 00:01:04,008 How many inches in a mile? What it takes to make you smile? 13 00:01:04,180 --> 00:01:07,479 Get you not to treat me like A child, baby 14 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:09,914 Mary! 15 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:16,148 How can I be an artist when you can't be bothered to do your job? 16 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:18,521 Which, by the way, is fetching me bubbly water. 17 00:01:21,798 --> 00:01:25,666 - Are you trying to ruin me? - I'm sorry. It won't happen again. 18 00:01:26,102 --> 00:01:28,366 There are people who would just kill for this job. 19 00:01:28,538 --> 00:01:29,698 Important people. 20 00:01:29,873 --> 00:01:32,842 Bubble me now or you're grounded. Stay out of my dressing room. 21 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:36,672 I hate your energy. It's ugly and sad and lonely. 22 00:01:41,117 --> 00:01:45,281 Oh, my God. Thank you so much, Mary. That was the last bottle of bubbly. 23 00:01:45,455 --> 00:01:48,356 No, thank you, Britt. Your mom's gonna kill me. 24 00:01:48,758 --> 00:01:50,316 - Not my problem. - So true. 25 00:01:50,493 --> 00:01:53,189 Um, they told me to tell you you're holding the whole shoot up. 26 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:55,354 And you work for us, in case you forgot. 27 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,295 Oh, how could I ever forget? 28 00:01:57,734 --> 00:02:01,500 Oh, it's a tragic story. Her mother was one of my dancers. 29 00:02:01,671 --> 00:02:04,640 Truth to tell, probably the weak link. 30 00:02:04,808 --> 00:02:06,639 But then she died. 31 00:02:06,810 --> 00:02:10,337 And I needed some help around the house, so I took her little brat in. 32 00:02:10,513 --> 00:02:12,174 I'm really a saint, you know? 33 00:02:12,348 --> 00:02:15,283 Dominique, turtledove. Listen, we're a bit behind schedule. 34 00:02:15,451 --> 00:02:18,147 What I need from you is I need you to be a little cuddle... 35 00:02:18,321 --> 00:02:20,755 ...and shake that moneymaker before I'm brown bread. 36 00:02:20,924 --> 00:02:24,121 I have no idea what you are saying. 37 00:02:24,294 --> 00:02:25,989 What's with the attitude? 38 00:02:26,162 --> 00:02:28,130 We are so good to you. 39 00:02:28,298 --> 00:02:31,927 You may live in the 90210, but you're still just a zero. 40 00:02:34,003 --> 00:02:36,995 We live in the 90211, genius. 41 00:02:37,173 --> 00:02:39,835 Mary, bubbles! Now! 42 00:02:40,009 --> 00:02:41,476 Coming, Dominique. 43 00:02:41,644 --> 00:02:42,668 Is that true? 44 00:02:42,846 --> 00:02:44,575 3C, take one. Mark. 45 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:47,841 I'm on hold for you 46 00:02:48,017 --> 00:02:50,485 I keep pushing number one and two 47 00:02:50,653 --> 00:02:52,120 That's me, Dominique. 48 00:02:52,288 --> 00:02:55,621 I'm singing my number-one hit, "On Hold 4 You." 49 00:02:55,792 --> 00:02:59,694 For an hour or two On hold for you 50 00:02:59,963 --> 00:03:04,024 You know, I'm not just a pop star, I'm also a human being. 51 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:07,963 And I've suffered from embarrassing back acne for years. 52 00:03:09,339 --> 00:03:11,466 When they used to shoot my music videos... 53 00:03:11,641 --> 00:03:15,133 ...they had to digitally remove my entire back... 54 00:03:15,311 --> 00:03:16,539 ...and my arms... 55 00:03:16,713 --> 00:03:18,442 ...and my legs. 56 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:22,449 I looked terrible and I sued everyone. It was embarrassing. 57 00:03:23,253 --> 00:03:26,950 Not since I've been using Baby Got Bacne Vanishing Cream. 58 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:29,683 Baby Got Bacne works by destroying blemishes... 59 00:03:29,859 --> 00:03:33,192 ...pores and all surrounding skin. 60 00:03:34,430 --> 00:03:37,524 I like clear skin and that's the truth 61 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:39,827 All you sisters just look uncouth 62 00:03:40,003 --> 00:03:42,164 You give your man a heart attack 63 00:03:42,338 --> 00:03:44,966 'Cause you got acne on your back 64 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,806 Baby Got Bacne 65 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:48,967 Live bacne-free. 66 00:03:57,887 --> 00:04:00,481 I'm not gonna do that old lizard's talk show again. 67 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,818 He's got a serious case of the grab-hands. 68 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:05,620 Not that I mind that sort of thing from someone under 90. 69 00:04:05,795 --> 00:04:07,660 This semester is so gonna rock. 70 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:09,491 Oh, tell me something I don't know. 71 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:12,191 Because I know that and I know everything. 72 00:04:12,969 --> 00:04:14,664 - There's laundry to do. - Okay. 73 00:04:28,885 --> 00:04:30,876 He's coming back for the rest of the year. 74 00:04:31,054 --> 00:04:32,351 I mean, how hot is that? 75 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:34,080 Like surface-of-the-sun hot. 76 00:04:34,257 --> 00:04:36,953 - Don't you dare turn on that TV set. - Okay. 77 00:04:37,126 --> 00:04:38,855 - Yeah. - Turn it, turn it, turn it. 78 00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:43,590 I'm here at Beverly Glen High School, where there's nothing but buzz, buzz, buzz. 79 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,031 Fresh from his fourth world tour... 80 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:50,832 ...teen heartthrob Joey Parker has decided to bring his triple threat of singing... 81 00:04:51,007 --> 00:04:55,034 ...dancing and breaking hearts back home to the Hills. 82 00:04:55,511 --> 00:04:59,607 That girl, baby 83 00:04:59,782 --> 00:05:00,806 Oh... 84 00:05:00,984 --> 00:05:05,148 She knew she's just that girl She knew she's just that girl 85 00:05:06,622 --> 00:05:08,590 Joey, can you give me any information... 86 00:05:08,758 --> 00:05:10,157 ...about what you're doing in the future? 87 00:05:10,326 --> 00:05:13,784 Just get back to my roots, take my senior year off, go back to school. 88 00:05:13,963 --> 00:05:15,658 I'm just trying to keep it real. 89 00:05:15,832 --> 00:05:18,062 How does JP plan to keep it real? 90 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:21,635 Joey and his record label are sponsoring a huge dance competition... 91 00:05:21,804 --> 00:05:25,570 ...where one lucky student will win the opportunity... 92 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:28,006 ...to dance with JP in his next video. 93 00:05:28,177 --> 00:05:32,580 So all you dancers in waiting, it's time to get your freak on. 94 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:36,446 Mary, I need you pronto, now. You forgot to TiVo my soaps. 95 00:05:36,619 --> 00:05:38,143 Oh... 96 00:05:38,554 --> 00:05:40,522 Sorry, Dominique, I'll be right there. 97 00:05:40,690 --> 00:05:42,089 Can you feel that? 98 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:46,486 - What? - I'm choking you from a distance. 99 00:05:46,662 --> 00:05:48,789 Choking you! 100 00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:09,076 - Hey. - Hey. What up? 101 00:06:15,491 --> 00:06:18,016 Tami, you should really get this thing fixed. 102 00:06:18,194 --> 00:06:21,721 Thing? Don't hurt her feelings or she'll break down for good. 103 00:06:22,765 --> 00:06:25,928 We have to respect the Great Pumpkin. 104 00:06:27,336 --> 00:06:29,463 You're so weird, Tami. 105 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,834 Hey, you think my leather goes with my tutu? 106 00:06:32,008 --> 00:06:34,568 You look amazing, as always. 107 00:06:34,744 --> 00:06:35,768 It's a Tami original. 108 00:06:35,945 --> 00:06:39,210 I figured I should dress in style for our last semester together, ever. 109 00:06:39,382 --> 00:06:42,647 Aw... Do you think you could survive senior year without me? 110 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:45,686 I'm gonna start my own clothing line and become a billionaire. 111 00:06:45,855 --> 00:06:47,846 And you'll be a superstar in dance school... 112 00:06:48,024 --> 00:06:52,688 ...and on weekends, I'll pick you up in my private jet and we'll go shopping in Paris. 113 00:06:52,862 --> 00:06:55,262 - Wow. - Embrace your awesomeness. 114 00:06:55,431 --> 00:06:59,265 Tami, I have to get into dance school before I embrace my awesomeness. 115 00:06:59,435 --> 00:07:01,995 Shut up, you're gonna get in. 116 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:04,969 Don't even pretend to think otherwise. 117 00:07:05,141 --> 00:07:07,939 Yeah, I'm telling you. Seriously, it's better for your skin. 118 00:07:09,045 --> 00:07:10,876 It's called the one-sip diet. 119 00:07:15,551 --> 00:07:19,749 I am so sorry, Mary. I didn't even see you standing there. 120 00:07:19,922 --> 00:07:22,288 It's like you were totally invisible. 121 00:07:22,458 --> 00:07:25,291 Check out my totally invisible finger. 122 00:07:30,833 --> 00:07:34,098 - Halloween was in October, tutu. - Then why are you dressed like a tool? 123 00:07:34,270 --> 00:07:37,034 That was code for "Your butt rules." Which it totally does. 124 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:39,037 Tell me something I don't know. 125 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:42,575 Oh, my God. It's Joey Parker! 126 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:49,010 I love drama. It's so dramatic. 127 00:07:49,185 --> 00:07:51,745 - Let's go before we get trampled. - Okay. 128 00:07:58,961 --> 00:08:00,326 Hey. 129 00:08:01,364 --> 00:08:03,491 What's up, everybody? 130 00:08:03,666 --> 00:08:04,894 - Oh, my God. - Oh. 131 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:06,932 Make way, people. No touching. 132 00:08:07,103 --> 00:08:08,730 God, all right, JP's here. 133 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,066 Hey, Joey, party at my house on Friday, dude. 134 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:15,802 I'm gonna be in your contest, Joey. You wanna practice in private? 135 00:08:16,379 --> 00:08:17,505 Maybe. Ha-ha. 136 00:08:18,047 --> 00:08:21,107 - Oh, my God. I love you so much. - Hey, thanks. 137 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,952 That's nasty. JP, step over that. 138 00:08:31,494 --> 00:08:34,258 I don't want you to feel like a prepackaged piece of meat. 139 00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:35,658 Your words, not mine. 140 00:08:35,831 --> 00:08:39,790 I just want you to chillax. And remember, I got your bacne. 141 00:08:39,969 --> 00:08:43,871 - I got bacne, you got bacne, we got bacne... - Don't even get started with her. 142 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:45,829 Ow! Oh... 143 00:08:46,008 --> 00:08:49,034 Sorry. Sorry, I wasn't looking, I just... 144 00:08:49,212 --> 00:08:52,045 Hey, Joey, long time no kiss. 145 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:54,374 Are you okay? 146 00:08:55,851 --> 00:08:57,375 Wow, Natalia, hi. 147 00:08:57,553 --> 00:08:59,350 You can't call me back? 148 00:08:59,522 --> 00:09:02,252 I was on tour, in Japan, you know? 149 00:09:02,425 --> 00:09:05,519 It was such a long year without you. 150 00:09:05,695 --> 00:09:07,822 Look, um, Natalia... 151 00:09:07,997 --> 00:09:11,262 First things first. I heard that you were coming to dance class. 152 00:09:11,434 --> 00:09:13,026 Save me. 153 00:09:18,007 --> 00:09:19,531 Nice tutu. 154 00:09:20,676 --> 00:09:21,802 Thanks. 155 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,510 - I think. - I'm Dustin. 156 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,511 But the people call me the Funk. 157 00:09:26,882 --> 00:09:28,509 Well, that's unfortunate. 158 00:09:28,684 --> 00:09:31,653 Ah. Feisty, yeah. I like feisty. 159 00:09:33,189 --> 00:09:35,054 I'll see you around. 160 00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:38,891 Why would I wanna go out with a guy named the Funk? 161 00:09:39,061 --> 00:09:40,085 Because he's cute. 162 00:09:40,263 --> 00:09:42,390 What's your damage, Mary? 163 00:09:42,565 --> 00:09:44,260 Nothing. What's your damage? 164 00:09:44,433 --> 00:09:45,957 This is our hallway. 165 00:09:46,135 --> 00:09:47,625 Or did you trolls forget that? 166 00:09:47,803 --> 00:09:49,600 Oh, yeah? You want a piece of me? 167 00:09:49,772 --> 00:09:52,832 Come on, Tami, it's not even worth it. 168 00:09:53,976 --> 00:09:56,240 What's a troll? 169 00:10:47,963 --> 00:10:51,763 Hey, Natalia. It was a tragedy when you and Joey broke up. 170 00:10:51,934 --> 00:10:55,301 Seeing him must feel like getting dumped all over again. 171 00:10:55,471 --> 00:10:58,998 Joey and I will be together again before the Black and White Ball. 172 00:11:01,043 --> 00:11:02,567 Good afternoon, class. 173 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:05,509 It's one thing to dance with your feet. 174 00:11:05,681 --> 00:11:08,013 It's another thing to dance with your heart. 175 00:11:08,184 --> 00:11:11,517 Let's start with some sun salutations. 176 00:11:11,687 --> 00:11:15,088 Inhale and exhale... 177 00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:19,250 ...and inhale and exhale. 178 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:21,157 Oh, my God. It's Joey Parker! 179 00:11:22,331 --> 00:11:24,265 - Hey, what's up? - Joey. 180 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:29,996 Joey, as I live and dance, I'm so glad you had the time to stop by. 181 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:31,834 How could I say no to you? 182 00:11:32,007 --> 00:11:36,000 Girls and boys, I know all of you are planning on enrolling in his competition. 183 00:11:36,178 --> 00:11:38,646 I thought you might like to learn some moves... 184 00:11:38,814 --> 00:11:41,044 ...from the man who made them famous: 185 00:11:41,717 --> 00:11:43,514 Joey Parker. 186 00:11:43,686 --> 00:11:45,517 - Okay, how you guys doing? - Great. 187 00:11:45,688 --> 00:11:47,679 Yeah? You ready to show me what you got? 188 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:50,522 Okay, nice. I'm gonna start off the combination. 189 00:11:50,693 --> 00:11:54,151 I'm gonna show it to you slow and then we speed it up, okay? Follow me. 190 00:11:54,330 --> 00:11:55,957 Five, six, seven, eight. 191 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,861 Hit, one, two... 192 00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:00,992 That's right. 193 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,231 Five, six, watch me. 194 00:12:04,407 --> 00:12:06,807 One, two. Three, four... 195 00:12:07,576 --> 00:12:10,670 Seven and eight. One, two... 196 00:12:10,846 --> 00:12:12,905 Five, six, and seven, and eight. 197 00:12:13,082 --> 00:12:14,811 One, two. 198 00:12:20,890 --> 00:12:23,324 Let's just do the whole thing up to tempo, you ready? 199 00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:25,687 Okay, your energy's about a five, I need a 10. 200 00:12:25,861 --> 00:12:27,488 Here we go. 201 00:12:45,247 --> 00:12:46,509 Oh, come on. 202 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:49,344 Okay, okay. You guys got the moves down. That was great. 203 00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:52,351 Why don't we do it again? We'll break it down, do it slower. 204 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:55,388 So you can put your own style on it. And make it your own. 205 00:12:55,558 --> 00:12:57,788 We'll start in the same spot. Here we go, ready? 206 00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,951 And five, six. 207 00:13:00,129 --> 00:13:03,030 And five, six, seven, eight. 208 00:13:27,456 --> 00:13:28,480 Oh! 209 00:13:47,643 --> 00:13:48,871 Yeah. 210 00:13:49,044 --> 00:13:50,978 Okay, one last time. 211 00:13:52,381 --> 00:13:55,214 Five, six, seven, eight. 212 00:14:15,971 --> 00:14:19,338 Nice. Now, if you guys can dance like that in the competition... 213 00:14:19,508 --> 00:14:21,032 ...we're gonna have some serious fun. 214 00:14:23,012 --> 00:14:25,276 - What did I say about cell phones in class? - Oh! 215 00:14:29,318 --> 00:14:30,376 Where are you? 216 00:14:30,553 --> 00:14:33,488 The most important luncheon of my life and you forget? 217 00:14:33,656 --> 00:14:36,284 I'm sorry. I'm on my way. I'll be there soon. 218 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,085 I don't want whispered excuses. 219 00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:41,024 I want crab puffs on a tray. 220 00:14:43,232 --> 00:14:44,563 Hello? 221 00:14:49,939 --> 00:14:51,406 I have crab puffs to make. 222 00:14:51,574 --> 00:14:53,201 Then you know who's coming over. 223 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,240 It's just your crush: Joey Parker. 224 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,578 I don't have a crush on Joey Parker. 225 00:14:57,746 --> 00:15:00,715 Oh, no? Then what's this? 226 00:15:05,921 --> 00:15:11,757 Hi, I'm Mary and I'd like to send this video to Joey Parker because he rocks. 227 00:15:11,927 --> 00:15:13,588 What's this? A freakish stalker... 228 00:15:13,762 --> 00:15:16,492 -...with an embarrassing crush on Joey. - Snap. 229 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,758 You went through my stuff. 230 00:15:18,934 --> 00:15:20,834 No, just watch. It gets better. 231 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:24,002 I love you so much, Joey. 232 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,573 And you're totally kissable. 233 00:15:29,044 --> 00:15:30,341 This is for you. 234 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,018 The dork princess. 235 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,786 Troll. She's a troll. 236 00:15:45,961 --> 00:15:47,792 That's not our only copy. 237 00:15:47,963 --> 00:15:49,294 Jinx, give me your Vera Wang. 238 00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:50,625 Give me your Jimmy Choo. 239 00:15:50,799 --> 00:15:52,323 - No, seriously? - I said it first. 240 00:15:52,501 --> 00:15:54,366 - You shut up. - Oh, stop. 241 00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:57,596 That's it. Ow! Mom! 242 00:15:59,608 --> 00:16:01,269 Have another crab puff, Rod. 243 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:05,138 Mom, he's hungry. It's been 40 minutes. 244 00:16:05,781 --> 00:16:08,409 Look, you asked me to come, I'm here. 245 00:16:08,584 --> 00:16:12,020 - But five more minutes and I'm out. - I'm right behind you, JP. 246 00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:18,148 Joey, I know that you and Dominique have had your differences... 247 00:16:18,327 --> 00:16:21,763 ...but try not to bring up the time she dissed you on TRL. 248 00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:22,954 She didn't mean it. 249 00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:25,999 How do you call someone overrated and not mean it? That's just disrespect. 250 00:16:26,168 --> 00:16:27,260 Shh. 251 00:16:29,004 --> 00:16:33,407 Joey, doing a duet with Dominique means reaching her audience. 252 00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:35,008 Like Daddy and I. 253 00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:37,411 And if doing a duet means that Mommy... 254 00:16:39,214 --> 00:16:43,344 - The family can have another house, well... - Okay, Mom, you have a house. 255 00:16:43,619 --> 00:16:44,643 Okay? 256 00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:47,789 Nobody's bought a Dominique CD in years. I mean, she's not cool. 257 00:16:47,956 --> 00:16:48,980 I think she's cool. 258 00:16:50,059 --> 00:16:51,959 Thank you. Exactly. 259 00:16:52,127 --> 00:16:53,617 Hi. 260 00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:59,126 Look at all of these beautiful people. 261 00:16:59,301 --> 00:17:01,428 Well, I'm so sorry to keep you all waiting. 262 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:05,004 But it took 20 minutes to descend the staircase. 263 00:17:05,174 --> 00:17:07,642 But it was worth it, don't you think? 264 00:17:07,976 --> 00:17:09,500 Hello, Rod. No, no. 265 00:17:09,678 --> 00:17:11,976 Evie. No, no, no. 266 00:17:12,147 --> 00:17:14,342 - Young man whose name I don't know. - I'm... 267 00:17:14,516 --> 00:17:15,710 Oh. Shh. 268 00:17:15,884 --> 00:17:17,852 Wow, that's some dress. 269 00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:21,114 Oh, yeah? I'm wearing this in my next video. 270 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:24,225 It's a duet, great stuff. 271 00:17:24,393 --> 00:17:26,486 Hello, Grammy. Ha-ha-ha. 272 00:17:27,863 --> 00:17:30,195 But enough about me, for now. 273 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:32,795 Oh, let me help you. 274 00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,196 - Yeah. Um... - Thank you. 275 00:17:34,369 --> 00:17:36,234 Look, Dominique... 276 00:17:37,406 --> 00:17:40,307 ...I'm not doing the duet with you, okay? 277 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,137 No, listen to what she has to say. 278 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,642 Zip it, Rod. Or not. 279 00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,837 Drinks, we need drinks. Mary? 280 00:17:46,381 --> 00:17:48,144 Well, thanks, but I don't drink. 281 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,979 - Oh, my God. - Sorry. Thank you. 282 00:17:51,353 --> 00:17:53,719 Of course you don't, darling boy, but I do. 283 00:17:53,889 --> 00:17:55,686 - Okay. - I drink. 284 00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:57,255 - So, Joey... - I'll get you one. 285 00:17:57,426 --> 00:17:59,485 ...asked anyone to the Black and White Ball yet? 286 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:01,856 You have a crab puff in your teeth, Britt. 287 00:18:02,030 --> 00:18:04,191 - You should really take me to the ball. - Yeah. 288 00:18:04,366 --> 00:18:07,199 I speak French. How about you? 289 00:18:07,369 --> 00:18:08,631 Thanks, yeah. 290 00:18:08,804 --> 00:18:12,296 Look, Dominique, I'm kind of on a break right now, so... 291 00:18:12,474 --> 00:18:15,932 You all must be famished. First course, Mary. Now. 292 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:20,114 Joey would gladly take a break from his break. 293 00:18:20,282 --> 00:18:23,080 No. No, no. Actually, I am focusing on school. 294 00:18:23,252 --> 00:18:27,211 - I'm just hanging with friends, you know? - That's right. The new JP. 295 00:18:27,389 --> 00:18:28,617 Who are you? 296 00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:30,258 I'm Joey Parker's manager. 297 00:18:30,425 --> 00:18:33,121 Oh, please ignore him. 298 00:18:33,295 --> 00:18:34,922 I'm Joey's manager. 299 00:18:35,097 --> 00:18:36,758 You have two managers? 300 00:18:36,932 --> 00:18:39,594 - Apparently. - You must be a real handful. 301 00:18:39,768 --> 00:18:41,201 Wanna make out? 302 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,235 You know, actually, technically, I'm... 303 00:18:43,405 --> 00:18:46,704 Oh, shut up, Rod. Even I know you're completely inconsequential. 304 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,433 You see? It's not just me. 305 00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:50,771 This is why I did not wanna come today. 306 00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:52,875 You're all nuts. 307 00:18:53,282 --> 00:18:57,150 You can either do the duet with me and become a superstar... 308 00:18:57,319 --> 00:19:02,052 ...or you can fade away into teenybopper obscurity. 309 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,954 Okay. I've heard enough, okay? 310 00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:07,595 Joey Parker is a man that needs to do things his way. 311 00:19:07,763 --> 00:19:12,826 He needs to keep it real. So from here on out, I'm Joey Parker's only manager. 312 00:19:13,001 --> 00:19:14,525 I think we're done here. Let's go. 313 00:19:14,703 --> 00:19:16,000 Thanks for everything. 314 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,632 We keep meeting like this. 315 00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:24,438 You have shrimp in your hair. 316 00:19:24,613 --> 00:19:25,739 Come on. 317 00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:27,245 - You all right? That's nuts. 318 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,281 - You hear how he...? I don't care! 319 00:19:29,451 --> 00:19:31,078 - Are you ready? - Mary? 320 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,277 Let's go. 321 00:19:32,454 --> 00:19:37,323 You will clean this room spotless in 30 minutes. Rod. 322 00:19:38,961 --> 00:19:42,419 And your phone privileges are suspended for an entire month. Cough it up. 323 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:43,963 Come on, look alive. 324 00:19:44,499 --> 00:19:46,467 Clean. 325 00:19:46,635 --> 00:19:48,364 Joey, honey, wait. 326 00:19:48,537 --> 00:19:50,596 I gotta talk to you. 327 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,939 Tami, don't hate me... 328 00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:01,939 ...but I don't wanna go to the ball. 329 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:05,052 You have to go. I've been working on our dresses for two weeks. 330 00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:07,415 I know. I know. It's just... 331 00:20:07,589 --> 00:20:11,116 I don't know. It's on Valentine's Day. We don't even have dates. 332 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:14,194 Plus, everyone's gonna be wearing masks, which is really weird. 333 00:20:14,363 --> 00:20:18,129 But that's good. We can each meet a handsome, mysterious stranger. 334 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,868 How will we know he's handsome if he's wearing a mask? 335 00:20:21,036 --> 00:20:23,561 By how he dances. Hot guys always dance the best. 336 00:20:23,739 --> 00:20:25,263 - Anyway... - I don't fit in here. 337 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,806 So why go and pretend like I do? 338 00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:29,409 Guys don't even know I exist. 339 00:20:29,578 --> 00:20:32,138 Again, no one will know who anyone is. 340 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,680 There's no such thing as not fitting in. 341 00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:37,182 If there's a guy you like, he'll meet the real you. 342 00:20:37,352 --> 00:20:41,152 Not some fake you that's been created by the cliques at our lame-ass high school. 343 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,314 - Don't get me started about... What? - Tami. 344 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:46,120 You should really breathe in between monologues. 345 00:20:46,295 --> 00:20:47,922 You're going to the ball. 346 00:20:49,231 --> 00:20:50,926 Oh, I forgot to start cleaning. 347 00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:53,632 Faster. 348 00:20:55,137 --> 00:20:57,332 Give it a rhythm. Make it a samba. 349 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:58,666 Give it a: 350 00:21:02,477 --> 00:21:03,774 - Mother. - Mommy? 351 00:21:03,946 --> 00:21:05,413 Hello, my little pretties. 352 00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:09,641 This is Fabio and Paulo and somebody else. 353 00:21:09,818 --> 00:21:12,912 I'm thinking of making one of them my new daddy. 354 00:21:13,488 --> 00:21:15,422 I mean, your new daddy. 355 00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:17,581 Anyway, uh... 356 00:21:17,759 --> 00:21:20,819 ...we were on our way to get manis and pedis for the ball tonight. 357 00:21:20,996 --> 00:21:24,432 Which we heard Mary talking about, FYI. 358 00:21:24,599 --> 00:21:27,295 As in she's planning to go, FYI. 359 00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:29,401 Oh. Oh... 360 00:21:29,571 --> 00:21:31,436 That won't do. 361 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,706 Uh, you could tell her to clean my room. 362 00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:37,037 And my closet. I think something died in there. 363 00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:39,009 No, no, no. 364 00:21:39,181 --> 00:21:44,949 I have a very special place that needs cleaning. 365 00:21:46,788 --> 00:21:47,948 Mary? 366 00:21:49,524 --> 00:21:53,221 - The twins are turning 16 next week. - Didn't they turn 16 last year? 367 00:21:53,595 --> 00:21:57,361 Yes, and they'll keep turning 16 until I tell them to stop. 368 00:21:57,532 --> 00:22:01,525 We're having a big party and I need this house to be spotless. 369 00:22:01,703 --> 00:22:05,969 But Tami and I are going to the ball. Plus, I've cleaned every room in this house. 370 00:22:06,141 --> 00:22:07,733 Not... 371 00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:11,007 ...my bedroom. 372 00:22:16,151 --> 00:22:18,517 You're kidding me, right? 373 00:22:19,354 --> 00:22:20,821 I'm clubbing with Paris tonight. 374 00:22:20,989 --> 00:22:24,652 It's my turn to throw the after-party. Don't step on my hair. 375 00:22:24,826 --> 00:22:29,695 When I get home at midnight, this room will be pristine. 376 00:22:29,865 --> 00:22:33,198 Dominique, I'd need heavy equipment. For example, a flamethrower. 377 00:22:33,568 --> 00:22:36,867 Don't you sass me, smarty pants. 378 00:22:37,039 --> 00:22:39,098 I'll revoke your school privileges. 379 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,504 You could say goodbye to those trendy friends. 380 00:22:41,676 --> 00:22:47,114 Or shall I say friend, Little Miss Not-So-Popular? 381 00:22:49,351 --> 00:22:50,375 Ooh! 382 00:22:51,086 --> 00:22:54,385 Oh, and clean up these fish sticks. They've been there since Lent. 383 00:23:00,929 --> 00:23:02,362 Tami, I can't go to the ball. 384 00:23:02,531 --> 00:23:04,465 "Domifreak's" making me clean her bedroom. 385 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,968 You're in her lair? 386 00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:10,229 There are species of bugs in here still unknown to science. 387 00:23:10,405 --> 00:23:12,805 There's no way I'll finish in time. 388 00:23:13,275 --> 00:23:15,243 - Wait, what if...? Who are you talking to? 389 00:23:15,744 --> 00:23:19,077 When I said no phone privileges, that included the landline. 390 00:23:19,247 --> 00:23:20,805 I'm sorry. I have to go. 391 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:31,023 Ugh. 392 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:11,860 Manson, we've been looking for you since Christmas, boy. 393 00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:14,024 You're free, boy. Go. Go, go. 394 00:24:21,276 --> 00:24:23,471 Go, Manson, go. You're free. Oh, hey. 395 00:24:23,645 --> 00:24:27,274 Gosh, look, I just found Manson. And please tell me those aren't our dresses. 396 00:24:27,682 --> 00:24:30,310 I can't. Because they are. 397 00:24:30,485 --> 00:24:32,146 We're going to the ball. 398 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:36,222 Tami, what part of "Domifreak's making me clean her bedroom" did you not understand? 399 00:24:36,791 --> 00:24:40,192 What would you say if I told you I could clean up the mess for you... 400 00:24:40,362 --> 00:24:42,455 ...and Dominique would never know? 401 00:24:42,631 --> 00:24:46,397 I'd say you're my hero, but there's no way, and you have to go to the ball. 402 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:51,164 - Plus, you can't clean this mess up alone. - Well, who said I was alone? 403 00:24:52,474 --> 00:24:53,498 - Hi, Mary. - Hey. 404 00:24:54,142 --> 00:24:55,507 You did this for me? 405 00:24:55,677 --> 00:24:58,407 Mary, meet my sister's boyfriend's cousins. 406 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:01,048 Cousins, this is Mary. 407 00:25:01,216 --> 00:25:03,411 Hello, hello. You go to dance? 408 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:04,847 Very nice. 409 00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:06,248 House clean by midnight? 410 00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:12,340 No problem. Like van say, "No mess too messy." 411 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:13,590 Okay. 412 00:25:16,164 --> 00:25:17,722 This mess is too messy. 413 00:25:17,899 --> 00:25:20,424 - Lee-Ha, you promised. - Is there a problem? 414 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:23,537 I'm on it. Get started and hide the van. 415 00:25:27,742 --> 00:25:28,868 Isn't that him? 416 00:25:29,044 --> 00:25:32,411 No, that's not him. Oh, that's him. No, it's not. 417 00:25:33,548 --> 00:25:35,072 Joey can dance. 418 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:37,684 When we see a guy who can move, we'll have our man. 419 00:25:37,852 --> 00:25:39,945 Let me know when you find him. 420 00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:43,056 Hey, we were just looking for you. 421 00:25:43,225 --> 00:25:46,023 Yeah, I'm sure you were. 422 00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:49,627 - Nice mask. - Nice dress. 423 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:51,789 Nice face. 424 00:25:53,535 --> 00:25:55,298 Hey, ladies, hey. 425 00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:58,462 Boo, where you going? All the funk you need is right here. 426 00:26:01,576 --> 00:26:03,203 Man. 427 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:04,907 Hey, man. 428 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,275 Why did you tell me this was a costume party? 429 00:26:07,449 --> 00:26:08,882 It is the Black and White Ball. 430 00:26:09,050 --> 00:26:10,642 You look good, man. This is sharp. 431 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,844 I do clean up good, huh? 432 00:26:14,055 --> 00:26:16,489 I guess I'm not the only one who didn't get the memo. 433 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,493 - Who is that? - No idea. 434 00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:24,097 But I'm gonna find out. 435 00:26:24,532 --> 00:26:25,931 Everyone's looking at me. 436 00:26:26,101 --> 00:26:29,002 Who's the Lohan who decided to make her own rules? 437 00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:31,229 You need a drink. Punch bowl, straight ahead. 438 00:26:31,406 --> 00:26:34,842 I don't know, but she looks good. 439 00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:39,844 I mean, not good like us. Good like bad. Pff. 440 00:26:41,182 --> 00:26:43,946 Here they come. - All right, be cool. Be cool. 441 00:26:49,524 --> 00:26:51,253 Hi. 442 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:55,527 You really know how to make an entrance. That, uh, dress is amazing. 443 00:26:56,598 --> 00:26:59,533 Thank you. That's a nice cape. 444 00:27:01,136 --> 00:27:03,536 I mean, coat. It's a nice coat... 445 00:27:03,838 --> 00:27:06,033 - What should I do? - Say something. Anything. 446 00:27:06,207 --> 00:27:07,936 - He's cute. - Um... 447 00:27:08,109 --> 00:27:10,669 Hey, do you want some punch? 448 00:27:11,112 --> 00:27:12,875 Or you have some... Cool, okay. 449 00:27:19,788 --> 00:27:20,948 Weird. 450 00:27:21,122 --> 00:27:23,488 - Are you supposed to be Cupid? - Yeah. Smart girl. 451 00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:25,117 Dope, right? 452 00:27:25,293 --> 00:27:28,558 With these arrows of love, somebody gonna fall hard tonight. 453 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:31,062 - Is that so? - Yeah. 454 00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:33,427 Usually, I'm a lot cooler than this. 455 00:27:33,601 --> 00:27:36,399 I'm actually, like, Joey Parker's best friend, see? 456 00:27:36,571 --> 00:27:39,699 - Is that supposed to impress me? - Yeah, a little. 457 00:27:40,141 --> 00:27:42,166 You wanna see my Cupid dance? 458 00:27:52,554 --> 00:27:55,250 - What was that? - I don't usually come to these things. 459 00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:56,720 Yeah, me too. 460 00:27:56,891 --> 00:27:59,257 What? Wait. Do you, um, wanna...? 461 00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:01,190 Wait. You don't like to dance? 462 00:28:01,363 --> 00:28:02,591 Sorry, what? 463 00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:05,095 - Do you wanna...? - Hey. 464 00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:06,927 Can I ask you to dance? 465 00:28:08,470 --> 00:28:10,529 Yes, I'd love to. 466 00:28:15,443 --> 00:28:17,172 Now, don't take this the wrong way... 467 00:28:17,345 --> 00:28:20,075 ...but I have never seen anything like you in my life. 468 00:28:20,248 --> 00:28:22,148 - That's a good thing, right? - Yes. 469 00:28:22,317 --> 00:28:23,841 Dance with me, Cupid-man. 470 00:28:28,356 --> 00:28:31,519 Do me a favor. Can you play this for me? Track five. 471 00:28:31,693 --> 00:28:33,661 Here, hold this for me. 472 00:28:33,828 --> 00:28:34,817 Hey. 473 00:28:36,197 --> 00:28:38,256 Shake it, baby. 474 00:28:38,666 --> 00:28:39,690 Nice. 475 00:28:51,413 --> 00:28:54,541 - What was that? - I guess the music just speaks to me. 476 00:29:00,789 --> 00:29:03,189 Well, I guess we don't have a language barrier. 477 00:29:04,559 --> 00:29:07,960 Isn't that funny? I just love monkeys too. Anyway, she'd... 478 00:29:09,864 --> 00:29:11,456 Look at him move. 479 00:29:11,633 --> 00:29:13,260 That has to be Joey. 480 00:29:13,435 --> 00:29:15,562 But who's the tramp? 481 00:30:20,368 --> 00:30:21,494 Oh... 482 00:30:21,669 --> 00:30:23,330 Oh, hey, are you okay? 483 00:30:26,407 --> 00:30:27,567 You were amazing. 484 00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:29,733 No, I wasn't. I fell. 485 00:30:33,381 --> 00:30:34,405 Joey? 486 00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:41,650 I have to go. 487 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,991 I have to go. Can I have it back? 488 00:30:45,159 --> 00:30:47,525 - Today? - Is that Joey? 489 00:30:47,695 --> 00:30:49,162 Wait, wait... 490 00:30:49,330 --> 00:30:50,820 - I'm late. - Where are you...? 491 00:30:51,666 --> 00:30:53,065 Wait. 492 00:31:00,141 --> 00:31:01,733 Oh, my God. That was... 493 00:31:01,910 --> 00:31:04,879 - Holy cow... - I feel like I have to throw up. 494 00:31:05,046 --> 00:31:07,708 Tami, if I don't get home by midnight, I am dead. 495 00:31:07,882 --> 00:31:09,941 You were dancing with Joey Parker. 496 00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:13,349 I fell on my butt with Joey Parker. God, I knew I shouldn't have come. 497 00:31:13,521 --> 00:31:17,355 - He was into you. - Because he didn't know who I was. 498 00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:19,115 You really think he was into me? 499 00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:32,235 - I'm so sorry. - No, no, no, this can't be happening. 500 00:31:57,532 --> 00:32:01,491 I am not doing that old diva's talk show again. 501 00:32:02,270 --> 00:32:03,669 She's got a serious... What? 502 00:32:04,739 --> 00:32:06,070 Oh, God. 503 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:10,506 She's got a serious case of the grab-hands. 504 00:32:12,213 --> 00:32:15,046 No, no, no, she's right behind me. Go, go, go. 505 00:32:18,486 --> 00:32:20,147 No, no, no! 506 00:32:20,321 --> 00:32:23,256 That's my answer to all those talk shows. No! 507 00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:30,623 Go that way, that way, that way. Go. 508 00:32:37,405 --> 00:32:40,203 Hmm. Well, it seems you managed to follow orders. 509 00:32:40,742 --> 00:32:41,868 For once. 510 00:32:42,777 --> 00:32:44,802 Why are you wearing my robe? 511 00:32:45,179 --> 00:32:48,376 I was admiring its silky quality. 512 00:32:51,619 --> 00:32:56,147 You like my after-party? It's a total rager, isn't it? Ha-ha. 513 00:32:56,591 --> 00:32:59,219 Oh, it's not a rager at all. 514 00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:01,487 No one's coming. 515 00:33:01,763 --> 00:33:05,722 I'm a Little Miss Not-So-Popular too. 516 00:33:06,734 --> 00:33:09,703 God, I'm so tired. 517 00:33:16,210 --> 00:33:18,007 Thank you. 518 00:33:22,684 --> 00:33:27,314 All right, now, look. If you pull this off, you will be the prince of all princes, okay? 519 00:33:27,488 --> 00:33:31,015 - Now, just let me talk to the teacher. - Why aren't you two in class? 520 00:33:33,761 --> 00:33:36,161 I have a huge favor to ask, Miss B. 521 00:33:36,330 --> 00:33:38,890 I need to find somebody who was at the dance last night. 522 00:33:39,067 --> 00:33:40,932 And if you don't, you'll die? 523 00:33:42,470 --> 00:33:44,097 I think I might. 524 00:33:45,873 --> 00:33:47,773 No way. Yeah. 525 00:33:47,942 --> 00:33:50,604 Whoever she was, she was a freak show. 526 00:33:50,778 --> 00:33:53,611 Totally. Who runs away from Joey Parker? 527 00:33:53,781 --> 00:33:55,043 Not me. 528 00:33:55,216 --> 00:33:57,013 She'll never show her face now. 529 00:34:00,254 --> 00:34:02,017 We missed you at the ball, Mary. 530 00:34:02,190 --> 00:34:05,125 I guess a maid's job is just never done. 531 00:34:08,763 --> 00:34:12,426 This is an administrative announcement from the administrative office. 532 00:34:15,002 --> 00:34:16,196 What's up? 533 00:34:16,370 --> 00:34:18,565 You're on the mike with the Funk master. 534 00:34:20,341 --> 00:34:24,141 - Okay, very funny. Keep the voices down. - Check it out. Listen up. 535 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:26,644 Once upon a time There was this chill hottie 536 00:34:26,814 --> 00:34:29,214 She left Joey Parker Now, that was real naughty 537 00:34:29,383 --> 00:34:31,374 Now here's JPjust to tell you more 538 00:34:31,552 --> 00:34:33,986 Now, put down your pencils And give JP the floor 539 00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:35,816 All right, Funk, Funk, that's good. 540 00:34:35,990 --> 00:34:37,321 'Cause I was on the mike... 541 00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:39,926 - All right, I got another verse. - Funk, thank you. 542 00:34:40,094 --> 00:34:42,756 - You're welcome. - That was the Funk, ladies and gentlemen. 543 00:34:42,930 --> 00:34:44,227 Anyway... 544 00:34:44,398 --> 00:34:47,492 ...last night, I, uh... I danced with somebody at the ball. 545 00:34:48,035 --> 00:34:50,333 And you dropped your Zune when you left. 546 00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:53,804 I'd love to return it. The problem is, I don't know who you are. 547 00:34:54,275 --> 00:34:55,936 And this is important... 548 00:34:56,110 --> 00:34:59,944 ...because you made it one of the best nights of my life. 549 00:35:00,248 --> 00:35:01,272 I... 550 00:35:01,449 --> 00:35:03,110 ...love him. 551 00:35:03,284 --> 00:35:06,014 You have bacon in your braces. 552 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:07,848 Keep the voices down. 553 00:35:09,257 --> 00:35:11,452 Okay, so here's the deal. Uh... 554 00:35:11,626 --> 00:35:14,220 If you were the girl that I danced with last night... 555 00:35:14,395 --> 00:35:18,456 ...tell me the names of the four most-listened-to songs on your playlist. 556 00:35:18,633 --> 00:35:19,861 Thanks, mystery girl. 557 00:35:20,034 --> 00:35:21,262 I'll be waiting. 558 00:35:21,435 --> 00:35:24,165 "Thanks, mystery girl. I'll be waiting." 559 00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:30,067 - That was good. That was good. - Was that all right? 560 00:35:30,244 --> 00:35:31,871 This is gonna be easy. 561 00:35:33,714 --> 00:35:38,276 I know. I know, sweetie. It's okay, but you gotta go, okay? All right. 562 00:35:38,452 --> 00:35:40,784 Just... All right, yeah. Whoo. 563 00:35:40,955 --> 00:35:43,287 Everybody, please, single-file line, all right? 564 00:35:43,457 --> 00:35:45,448 You guys are so not his mystery girl. 565 00:35:45,626 --> 00:35:48,060 All right, everybody's gonna get a chance to meet JP. 566 00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:49,457 You call me. Ha-ha. 567 00:35:49,630 --> 00:35:52,360 All right, all right. Cynthia? It's your turn. 568 00:35:52,533 --> 00:35:53,795 - You ready? - Yes. 569 00:35:53,968 --> 00:35:55,458 All right, good. 570 00:35:55,636 --> 00:35:57,263 Look excited. 571 00:35:57,805 --> 00:35:58,829 Hey. 572 00:35:59,006 --> 00:36:04,740 "Push," "High," "Boys Don't Cry," and "Lullaby," all by the Cure. 573 00:36:06,747 --> 00:36:08,908 Now give me my Zune. 574 00:36:09,851 --> 00:36:11,250 I'm sorry, that's not it. 575 00:36:11,853 --> 00:36:14,253 - All right, I'm sorry. It's okay. - Get off. 576 00:36:17,024 --> 00:36:18,321 Hey. 577 00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:20,561 Mind if I pick up the slack you don't want? 578 00:36:20,728 --> 00:36:22,821 - Knock yourself out. - I will. 579 00:36:24,098 --> 00:36:25,531 God, they're all the same. 580 00:36:26,534 --> 00:36:28,024 But that girl from last night. 581 00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:31,197 - Special. - Yeah, man, I saw it, man. 582 00:36:31,639 --> 00:36:36,804 I mean, I haven't seen you dance like that since the 2006 VMAs, remember that night? 583 00:36:36,978 --> 00:36:38,275 It's pretty funky. 584 00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:40,607 So look, we're gonna find her, all right? 585 00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:42,874 She's here somewhere. 586 00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:45,616 I think she helped you get your mojo back. 587 00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:48,186 Yeah, you're with me. 588 00:36:48,356 --> 00:36:49,948 - Let's do it. - Who's next? 589 00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:52,649 Come on, ladies, have your songs ready. 590 00:36:52,827 --> 00:36:54,920 Oh, my gosh. He wasn't kidding. 591 00:36:55,096 --> 00:36:58,031 Go down and tell him it was you before someone starts a riot. 592 00:36:58,199 --> 00:36:59,223 Forget it, Tami. 593 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,563 He said last night was one of the best nights of his life. 594 00:37:02,737 --> 00:37:05,604 - Yeah. - Until he finds out it was me. 595 00:37:07,708 --> 00:37:10,575 - Are you listening? Come on. - No. What? 596 00:37:13,748 --> 00:37:15,613 Stop right there. 597 00:37:16,884 --> 00:37:20,376 Oh, look at you, acting all innocent. 598 00:37:20,554 --> 00:37:23,853 - What are you talking about? - We know, Mary. 599 00:37:24,025 --> 00:37:27,324 - What? - It was you at the ball. With Joey. 600 00:37:29,096 --> 00:37:31,064 - You guys are crazy. - No, you're crazy... 601 00:37:31,232 --> 00:37:34,463 ...if you think we'll let you end up with Joey, Miss Stalker Face. 602 00:37:34,635 --> 00:37:37,069 And if you tell him it was you... 603 00:37:37,238 --> 00:37:39,206 ...this video will be everywhere. 604 00:37:39,373 --> 00:37:40,840 Hello, YouTube. 605 00:37:41,008 --> 00:37:44,000 You barely know how to work the toaster, let alone YouTube. 606 00:37:44,178 --> 00:37:46,078 Well, try us. 607 00:37:46,814 --> 00:37:48,839 Now, go make the lamb chops. 608 00:37:49,016 --> 00:37:50,779 Mother's very hungry. 609 00:37:55,423 --> 00:37:56,913 Where are you going? 610 00:37:57,091 --> 00:38:00,527 None of your beeswax. I mean, nowhere. 611 00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:03,687 For a walk. In the woods. 612 00:38:05,032 --> 00:38:06,556 Okay. 613 00:38:07,401 --> 00:38:08,766 Ow! Oh... 614 00:38:12,406 --> 00:38:15,773 If I were a playlist, where would I hide myself? 615 00:38:24,485 --> 00:38:26,851 In plain sight. 616 00:38:27,021 --> 00:38:28,454 Brilliant. 617 00:38:30,825 --> 00:38:33,885 "We All Fall Down." "She Wants to Move." 618 00:38:51,345 --> 00:38:56,009 Do you think maybe you could give me a clue as to what the songs are? 619 00:38:56,617 --> 00:38:58,278 Are they emo? 620 00:38:58,452 --> 00:39:00,113 Techno? 621 00:39:00,554 --> 00:39:01,885 Young contemporary? 622 00:39:02,056 --> 00:39:06,493 Okay, people, people. Please, disperse, okay? 623 00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:07,922 He's gonna take a break... 624 00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:12,156 ...and you guys can just come line up after class or something, all right? 625 00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:15,029 - I'm never gonna find her. - Hey, hey, hey, mister. 626 00:39:15,202 --> 00:39:18,535 I don't wanna hear that crazy talk. You leave that in crazy town, okay? 627 00:39:18,706 --> 00:39:22,039 Remember, you're Joey Parker, and Joey Parker always gets his girl. 628 00:39:22,209 --> 00:39:23,608 I'm right. You know I'm right. 629 00:39:24,011 --> 00:39:26,912 All right, what's your name? Say it, huh? 630 00:39:27,081 --> 00:39:29,242 - I'm... - Joey Parker. 631 00:39:29,417 --> 00:39:31,783 Your prayers have been answered. 632 00:39:31,952 --> 00:39:33,351 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 633 00:39:34,221 --> 00:39:37,418 Look, Britt, okay? Joey is on break, okay? 634 00:39:37,591 --> 00:39:38,990 And he's exhausted... 635 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,424 Oh, I'm not here to talk to Joey. 636 00:39:41,595 --> 00:39:43,062 I'm in the mood for some funk. 637 00:39:45,166 --> 00:39:47,794 - Really? - No. Now, get out of my way. 638 00:39:50,337 --> 00:39:53,397 I'm the one. 639 00:39:55,943 --> 00:39:58,070 You're kidding me, right? 640 00:39:58,245 --> 00:40:01,476 I can totally prove it. I know all the songs on the Zune. 641 00:40:02,450 --> 00:40:03,883 Prove it. 642 00:40:04,618 --> 00:40:08,486 "We All Fall Down," "She Wants to Move," "Pon de Replay," and "Hips Don't Lie." 643 00:40:10,524 --> 00:40:11,821 I'm right, right? 644 00:40:12,526 --> 00:40:14,494 I knew it! 645 00:40:14,829 --> 00:40:17,195 Well, what are you waiting for? 646 00:40:17,565 --> 00:40:20,056 - Kiss me. - No, no, no. 647 00:40:20,234 --> 00:40:21,496 We're gonna dance first. 648 00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:23,432 What? 649 00:40:24,338 --> 00:40:27,068 But you said we only needed to know the songs. 650 00:40:27,241 --> 00:40:29,869 Plus, I'm not warmed up. And there's no music. 651 00:40:30,044 --> 00:40:33,172 Well, if you were the one, you wouldn't need music. 652 00:40:33,347 --> 00:40:35,247 - Sorry, Britt. - Wait. 653 00:40:36,484 --> 00:40:38,247 I don't need music. 654 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,852 I love to dance and sing. 655 00:40:42,022 --> 00:40:43,512 Are you kidding me? 656 00:40:43,991 --> 00:40:48,860 Oh, babe, you want it like that You want it like this 657 00:40:49,763 --> 00:40:52,197 I just lose control when I'm dancing. 658 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,631 I love it so much. 659 00:40:54,802 --> 00:40:56,269 Oh, baby 660 00:40:57,004 --> 00:40:58,699 Come on. 661 00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:00,738 What is with her? 662 00:41:00,908 --> 00:41:03,376 Like that You like it like that 663 00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:08,406 How dare they hold that tape against you? You were 11. 664 00:41:08,582 --> 00:41:12,985 What do I do? I don't want Joey to think I'm Little Miss Stalker. 665 00:41:13,521 --> 00:41:15,648 You and Joey connected out there. 666 00:41:15,823 --> 00:41:19,122 Even if he sees the tape, he's not gonna think you're a crazy stalker. 667 00:41:19,293 --> 00:41:21,022 I hope. 668 00:41:22,029 --> 00:41:24,224 I feel nauseous. 669 00:41:24,398 --> 00:41:26,457 - All right, dude? - Yeah, fine. 670 00:41:32,106 --> 00:41:33,198 Whoa. Um... 671 00:41:33,374 --> 00:41:36,707 - Awkward. - Ready to meet your mystery girl? 672 00:41:37,311 --> 00:41:39,506 Of course, you know the songs too. 673 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:40,704 God, no. 674 00:41:40,881 --> 00:41:43,076 But I'm the real freaking one. 675 00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:46,549 And I freaking love you and you just better freaking love me back... 676 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:49,450 ...because I'm the freaking one, you freak. 677 00:41:50,157 --> 00:41:54,150 Way, way, way deep inside... 678 00:41:54,328 --> 00:41:56,262 ...I'm sure you're a lovely person. 679 00:41:57,097 --> 00:41:59,088 I can prove I'm the one. 680 00:42:00,868 --> 00:42:02,859 Through dance. 681 00:42:11,212 --> 00:42:12,338 What? 682 00:42:12,513 --> 00:42:17,075 Okay, if this shows up on TMZ, my attorneys will eat you all for lunch. 683 00:42:17,251 --> 00:42:18,548 Literally. 684 00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:20,550 You should talk to him. 685 00:42:20,721 --> 00:42:23,713 Love can bring any man... Oh, look! 686 00:42:23,891 --> 00:42:26,416 I'll check a couple parties. I'll call if I get a lead. 687 00:42:26,594 --> 00:42:28,858 It's show time. You can do this. 688 00:42:30,231 --> 00:42:31,255 - I can do it. - Yeah. 689 00:42:31,432 --> 00:42:32,865 Okay. 690 00:42:33,033 --> 00:42:36,298 - Wait, let's go get some food. - No. 691 00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:38,631 I'm done with this. There's no... Ridiculous. 692 00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:40,205 - Joey? - Yeah. 693 00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:42,506 I have something important to tell you. 694 00:42:42,676 --> 00:42:45,543 - Oh, hey. You work for Dominique, right? - What? 695 00:42:45,713 --> 00:42:48,045 No, no, that's... 696 00:42:49,083 --> 00:42:51,051 You had shrimp in your hair. 697 00:42:51,852 --> 00:42:55,879 Well, no. No, I mean, yes, that was me, but that's not what I wanted to tell you. 698 00:42:56,056 --> 00:42:58,547 - Um, I'm... - Dominique is relentless. 699 00:42:59,526 --> 00:43:01,926 Bree, Britt and now her. 700 00:43:02,896 --> 00:43:06,923 Look, I'm looking for somebody and I don't have the time right now to talk. 701 00:43:07,101 --> 00:43:08,363 I gotta go, I'm sorry. 702 00:43:09,403 --> 00:43:11,268 But it was nice seeing you. 703 00:43:24,051 --> 00:43:25,518 Yes. Hello? Okay. 704 00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:28,587 Could you please connect me to the YouTube? 705 00:43:30,224 --> 00:43:31,953 No, you don't understand. I have... 706 00:43:32,126 --> 00:43:35,061 - I told you. - Oh, my God. He blew you off? 707 00:43:35,696 --> 00:43:38,756 People like me don't belong with people like him anyway. Whatever. 708 00:43:40,301 --> 00:43:41,859 Damn. 709 00:43:46,106 --> 00:43:49,041 Mary, I need you to finalize the menu for the girls' party. 710 00:43:49,209 --> 00:43:52,110 And have Dr. Woo move up my high colonic to this afternoon. 711 00:43:52,279 --> 00:43:53,769 I'm feeling blocked. 712 00:43:53,947 --> 00:43:56,313 Have your sisters' moved up too. 713 00:43:57,584 --> 00:44:00,280 What else do I have to live for? 714 00:44:00,788 --> 00:44:03,518 That's the spirit, sweetie. 715 00:44:09,663 --> 00:44:11,460 Hold on 716 00:44:11,632 --> 00:44:13,623 Then I hear your phone a-ringing 717 00:44:13,801 --> 00:44:17,237 Just waiting for your voice to come on 718 00:44:17,404 --> 00:44:18,769 Come on. 719 00:44:18,939 --> 00:44:21,066 Come on, pay attention to me. Look at me. 720 00:44:21,241 --> 00:44:22,640 This is a treat for you. 721 00:44:22,810 --> 00:44:25,973 Oh, here. Crab cakes? Anyone? 722 00:44:27,781 --> 00:44:29,942 Hey. What are you doing here? 723 00:44:30,484 --> 00:44:31,849 Oh, I'm here to help. 724 00:44:32,019 --> 00:44:34,078 - I love you. - I know. 725 00:44:34,254 --> 00:44:37,746 - Here. Start serving there. I'll get the rest. - Okay. 726 00:44:39,426 --> 00:44:41,690 Hey, bro. Hey, bro. 727 00:44:41,862 --> 00:44:43,454 You want a crab cake? 728 00:44:44,865 --> 00:44:46,799 Yeah, man, the whole school is here. 729 00:44:46,967 --> 00:44:50,630 Just give me 20 minutes, I'm gonna find your girl, all right? 730 00:44:51,171 --> 00:44:53,036 Gotta call you back. 731 00:44:53,407 --> 00:44:56,376 Hey, it's a party. Get off the phone. 732 00:44:58,612 --> 00:45:01,547 - Nice dance moves. - Oh. Ha-ha-ha. 733 00:45:02,316 --> 00:45:05,911 You know, those purple highlights look very familiar. 734 00:45:06,086 --> 00:45:10,489 You might not recognize me without my angel wings of love. 735 00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:12,524 - I'm the Funk. - The what? 736 00:45:12,693 --> 00:45:14,217 You know, Cupid dance. 737 00:45:14,395 --> 00:45:16,454 You can't forget the Cupid dance. 738 00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:19,224 - Oh, sorry, no. No. - No? 739 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,368 I'm Joey Parker's best friend. 740 00:45:21,535 --> 00:45:23,469 Oh. Is that supposed to impress me? 741 00:45:23,637 --> 00:45:26,800 Ah, you are my mystery girl. I knew it. 742 00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:28,202 Hey, is your friend here? 743 00:45:28,375 --> 00:45:30,400 What, Mary? Yeah, she's here. 744 00:45:30,577 --> 00:45:33,671 Can you go get her? I'm gonna call Joey. We have to hook them up. 745 00:45:33,847 --> 00:45:34,871 He is in love. 746 00:45:35,048 --> 00:45:37,175 - Seriously? Seriously? - Yeah. Yeah. 747 00:45:37,351 --> 00:45:40,514 - Awesome, I'll be right back. Okay. - Okay. 748 00:45:45,125 --> 00:45:46,786 Dustin. 749 00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,258 - What up? - Why does it sound like you're frowning? 750 00:45:49,430 --> 00:45:51,625 You better not be frowning. What did I tell you? 751 00:45:51,799 --> 00:45:53,562 - What's your name? - We're not playing... 752 00:45:53,734 --> 00:45:55,827 We do it until you cheer up. What's your name? 753 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:58,267 - Joey Parker. - Who keeps it funky? 754 00:45:58,439 --> 00:46:00,430 - Joey Parker. - Right. And who keeps it real? 755 00:46:00,607 --> 00:46:03,075 - Joey Parker. - Joey Parker keeps it real, am I right? 756 00:46:03,243 --> 00:46:04,642 You're stupid is what you are. 757 00:46:04,812 --> 00:46:07,940 - Joey Parker, let me hear you screaming. - I'm in front of her house. 758 00:46:08,115 --> 00:46:09,673 I know, but scream it out loud. 759 00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:12,216 - Joey Parker! - Joey Parker, that's right. Look. 760 00:46:12,386 --> 00:46:15,753 All evidence indicates that your girl is in the spot. 761 00:46:15,923 --> 00:46:18,221 - For real? - Your girl's inside. Come on. 762 00:46:18,392 --> 00:46:19,882 Copy that. 763 00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:23,189 There's my girls, see? 764 00:46:23,764 --> 00:46:25,698 - Yeah. - Ow! 765 00:46:25,866 --> 00:46:28,300 Chins up. Chins up. Tummies in. 766 00:46:28,469 --> 00:46:30,130 Yes. 767 00:46:32,473 --> 00:46:34,873 - Oh. Happy birthday. - Thanks. 768 00:46:40,647 --> 00:46:43,946 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there, Mr. Man. 769 00:46:44,485 --> 00:46:47,477 I'm the one, Joey Parker. 770 00:46:47,654 --> 00:46:48,712 So let's duet. 771 00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:50,588 You know, duet? 772 00:46:50,757 --> 00:46:52,588 You get it? Duet. 773 00:46:52,759 --> 00:46:54,317 Do a duet with me. 774 00:46:54,495 --> 00:46:57,293 Um, not if the human race depended on it. 775 00:46:57,731 --> 00:46:58,823 Well, that's rude. 776 00:46:58,999 --> 00:47:02,230 Now, I wouldn't do a duet with you, mister... 777 00:47:02,402 --> 00:47:05,030 ...if we were the last two people alive, okay? 778 00:47:05,205 --> 00:47:07,400 And the world was taken over by apes... 779 00:47:07,574 --> 00:47:10,065 ...and we were the only two with opposable thumbs... 780 00:47:10,244 --> 00:47:12,178 ...I still wouldn't. 781 00:47:15,215 --> 00:47:16,239 Crab cakes? 782 00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:17,713 - It's fate. - What? 783 00:47:17,885 --> 00:47:20,012 He's here. Now's your chance. 784 00:47:20,187 --> 00:47:23,156 I don't know what she's wearing. I just know that she's here. 785 00:47:23,323 --> 00:47:24,950 I'm a little nervous, man. 786 00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:26,456 Go and talk to him. 787 00:47:26,627 --> 00:47:28,857 - Fine, okay, I'll go. - Go, go, go. 788 00:47:29,029 --> 00:47:30,326 I hope we find her. 789 00:47:32,499 --> 00:47:33,523 Oh, hey. 790 00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:38,034 - Um... Crab cake? - Thanks. 791 00:47:38,205 --> 00:47:41,766 - Can I ask you a question? - Sure. 792 00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:46,174 Have you seen a girl here that can dance like you've never seen a girl dance before? 793 00:47:46,346 --> 00:47:48,940 Actually, Joey, yes. 794 00:47:51,585 --> 00:47:54,782 - It's funny because you're looking... I love you so much, Joey. 795 00:47:54,955 --> 00:47:56,684 And you are totally kissable. 796 00:47:58,892 --> 00:48:00,723 This is for you. 797 00:48:08,502 --> 00:48:09,901 This can't be happening. 798 00:48:10,737 --> 00:48:13,570 Is that you? 799 00:48:14,541 --> 00:48:16,941 No, it's okay. 800 00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:02,352 - You guys hear that? - Yeah. 801 00:49:11,565 --> 00:49:12,589 Uh... 802 00:49:12,766 --> 00:49:14,631 I'll be right back. 803 00:49:26,113 --> 00:49:27,910 You're the one. 804 00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:38,415 I think this is yours. 805 00:49:42,362 --> 00:49:44,523 You tried to tell me at school too... 806 00:49:44,698 --> 00:49:46,791 ...and I was a jerk to you. 807 00:49:48,101 --> 00:49:50,626 Wow, you're the one. 808 00:49:50,804 --> 00:49:53,671 I actually found you. This is amazing. 809 00:49:54,775 --> 00:49:56,208 It's cold, huh? 810 00:49:56,376 --> 00:49:57,400 Hey, um... 811 00:49:58,979 --> 00:50:01,447 - No. - Take my jacket. No, really. 812 00:50:06,086 --> 00:50:08,418 You don't have to pretend like you like me. 813 00:50:08,588 --> 00:50:10,647 I've had enough charity to last a lifetime. 814 00:50:11,291 --> 00:50:13,919 Who said anything about charity? 815 00:50:14,194 --> 00:50:16,822 I've been going crazy looking for you. 816 00:50:16,997 --> 00:50:18,624 I couldn't stop thinking about you. 817 00:50:19,099 --> 00:50:20,691 The way that we moved together. 818 00:50:22,069 --> 00:50:25,470 Well, my mom was a dancer. So I guess it's in my blood. 819 00:50:29,976 --> 00:50:33,309 So you really think I'm totally kissable? 820 00:50:33,814 --> 00:50:35,338 What? No, that was... 821 00:50:36,116 --> 00:50:40,678 That was... I was a kid. I didn't... Pff. No. Ha-ha. 822 00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:43,055 That's too bad. I thought it was cool. 823 00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:46,892 Wow, I... 824 00:50:47,260 --> 00:50:48,887 I know I barely know you... 825 00:50:49,062 --> 00:50:50,552 ...but... 826 00:50:51,698 --> 00:50:54,189 Can I...? I wanna take you out, Mary. 827 00:50:55,969 --> 00:51:00,065 Mary, get in here. - And that's my cue. 828 00:51:02,209 --> 00:51:04,507 Wait, you gonna give me an answer? 829 00:51:05,345 --> 00:51:06,835 Yes. 830 00:51:39,312 --> 00:51:40,506 Joey. 831 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,308 Whoa. Hey, Tony Hawk, slow down. You know you're in a hallway. 832 00:51:43,483 --> 00:51:46,350 Guess who has an audition for the Academy of Performing Arts. 833 00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:47,612 Me, that's who. 834 00:51:47,788 --> 00:51:50,552 They narrowed the applicants, 500 to 20. I'm in the top 20. 835 00:51:50,724 --> 00:51:53,192 Someone's gonna call, let me know when my audition is. 836 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,692 I'm so close I can feel it. My gosh, Mary, breathe. 837 00:51:55,862 --> 00:51:58,956 - Breathe. Breathe. - Mary, that's amazing. That's amazing. 838 00:51:59,132 --> 00:52:02,226 Wow. Hey, you want me to show you some moves? Uh... 839 00:52:02,402 --> 00:52:04,768 For your audition. I can help you practice. 840 00:52:04,938 --> 00:52:07,099 I might be into that. 841 00:52:07,407 --> 00:52:08,669 You might be into that? 842 00:52:10,443 --> 00:52:12,104 Meet me tomorrow. 843 00:52:17,684 --> 00:52:18,708 Speak. 844 00:52:18,885 --> 00:52:22,821 Hello. I'm calling from the Manhattan Academy of Performing Arts... 845 00:52:22,989 --> 00:52:26,390 ...regarding an application for Mary Santiago. 846 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,585 I'm her guardian. Talk faster. 847 00:52:29,896 --> 00:52:31,625 We'd like to schedule an audition. 848 00:52:31,798 --> 00:52:34,892 Oh, no, no, no. That won't do. 849 00:52:35,802 --> 00:52:38,202 She can't dance. 850 00:52:38,371 --> 00:52:39,736 She broke both her legs. 851 00:52:42,175 --> 00:52:44,075 Oh, my goodness. That's awful. How? 852 00:52:44,244 --> 00:52:48,180 Well, they're chicken legs and they were very weak... 853 00:52:48,348 --> 00:52:50,009 ...and they just snapped. 854 00:52:50,450 --> 00:52:51,917 Like twigs. 855 00:52:52,085 --> 00:52:54,280 We'd appreciate it if you didn't call again... 856 00:52:54,454 --> 00:53:00,256 ...because, well, it just reminds us that her dance career is over. 857 00:53:01,494 --> 00:53:03,758 Hey, I'm going clubbing in Vegas this weekend... 858 00:53:03,930 --> 00:53:06,763 ...you wouldn't happen to know what the weather is like? 859 00:53:08,435 --> 00:53:09,629 Hello? 860 00:53:10,370 --> 00:53:12,167 Hurry up and drive. I'm late. 861 00:53:12,339 --> 00:53:15,900 If I miss this flight, it's your fault, you nimrod. 862 00:53:17,277 --> 00:53:19,905 Well, there goes the wicked witch of the west. 863 00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:21,479 Maybe she took her broomstick. 864 00:53:21,648 --> 00:53:24,344 - You're off the hook for the weekend. - Ha-ha-ha. Yeah. 865 00:53:27,721 --> 00:53:29,154 You have to be kidding me. 866 00:53:29,322 --> 00:53:31,381 - She's driving me nuts. - What is it? 867 00:53:34,794 --> 00:53:36,625 Okay, wow. Um... 868 00:53:36,796 --> 00:53:38,855 "Paint the pool pink. 869 00:53:39,032 --> 00:53:41,227 "Regrout the tile. 870 00:53:41,401 --> 00:53:44,928 - "Vacuum the driveway"? This is ridiculous. - Chores from Dominique. 871 00:53:45,105 --> 00:53:48,563 She's gone and I have to do them or who knows how long she'll ground me. 872 00:53:48,742 --> 00:53:50,141 Sorry, maybe another time. 873 00:53:50,310 --> 00:53:52,778 Unless you do your work while you do her work. 874 00:54:55,175 --> 00:54:57,040 You're good. You are good, but I... 875 00:54:57,210 --> 00:54:59,770 I think we need to work on your technique a little bit. 876 00:54:59,946 --> 00:55:00,970 Okay. 877 00:55:03,049 --> 00:55:06,314 Just, you need to loosen up a little bit more. 878 00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:08,745 Not like that. No. 879 00:55:26,139 --> 00:55:27,163 isn't so bad. 880 00:55:27,340 --> 00:55:30,332 He's doing all of her work. 881 00:55:30,677 --> 00:55:32,838 I feel very upset right now. 882 00:55:33,146 --> 00:55:34,841 Let's make her repaint the pool? 883 00:55:35,015 --> 00:55:40,078 Let's make her vacuum the driveway? You're an idiot. 884 00:55:41,054 --> 00:55:42,783 No. What are you doing? No. 885 00:55:42,956 --> 00:55:44,981 What's he see in that little freak show? 886 00:55:45,158 --> 00:55:47,956 Well, I think she's, like, a good height for him. 887 00:55:48,128 --> 00:55:49,857 - And she has pretty hair... - Shut up. 888 00:55:52,298 --> 00:55:54,129 We need a plan B. 889 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,934 - Uh... I think you need a new guitar. - Ha. 890 00:56:04,110 --> 00:56:06,101 Yeah, that'd be nice. 891 00:56:08,248 --> 00:56:10,182 You writing a new song? 892 00:56:11,084 --> 00:56:12,108 Yeah. 893 00:56:12,619 --> 00:56:14,849 You, uh, wanna help me with the harmony? 894 00:56:15,889 --> 00:56:18,357 - No, I... - I think you wanna help me with harmony. 895 00:56:18,525 --> 00:56:20,390 - Come on. - Okay. 896 00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:22,118 Here. 897 00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:25,894 And this, this is as far as I got with the lyrics. 898 00:56:26,066 --> 00:56:28,899 - Okay. - Just start right here. 899 00:56:29,069 --> 00:56:30,400 - You ready? - Yeah. 900 00:56:30,570 --> 00:56:32,197 Okay. 901 00:56:34,107 --> 00:56:36,701 It's become so hard 902 00:56:36,876 --> 00:56:38,639 - For me to be surprised - For me to be surprised 903 00:56:38,812 --> 00:56:39,836 That's good. 904 00:56:40,013 --> 00:56:42,777 - But you're bringing back the real me - But you're bringing back the real me 905 00:56:42,949 --> 00:56:45,417 - No judgment in your eyes - No judgment in your eyes 906 00:56:45,585 --> 00:56:48,452 - It's the way you make me feel - It's the way you make me feel 907 00:56:48,621 --> 00:56:53,422 - Like I'm finally something real - Like I'm finally something real 908 00:56:57,230 --> 00:56:58,390 Okay. 909 00:56:58,865 --> 00:57:00,628 Break time's over. 910 00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:04,136 Back to resting. 911 00:57:12,545 --> 00:57:16,037 You know, one of the reasons I came back was because I wanted to remember... 912 00:57:16,216 --> 00:57:19,151 ...why I started dancing in the first place. 913 00:57:21,988 --> 00:57:24,013 Dancing with you... 914 00:57:24,757 --> 00:57:26,782 ...I'm starting to remember. 915 00:57:29,028 --> 00:57:31,019 - Yeah? - Yeah. 916 00:57:34,567 --> 00:57:36,091 And you're getting closer. 917 00:57:36,269 --> 00:57:37,463 So are you. 918 00:57:37,637 --> 00:57:41,198 - I mean with your moves. - Well, you're not looking so bad yourself. 919 00:57:41,374 --> 00:57:43,569 Why don't we pick up again tomorrow, right here? 920 00:57:43,743 --> 00:57:45,973 As in my house, as in this position? 921 00:57:46,146 --> 00:57:47,340 I'm not that kind of guy. 922 00:57:47,514 --> 00:57:50,483 Somehow I don't find that entirely convincing. 923 00:57:57,891 --> 00:58:00,189 So where's Prince Charming now? 924 00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:03,329 Couldn't stand to spend another second with his charity case? 925 00:58:03,496 --> 00:58:05,396 Wow, jealous much? 926 00:58:06,933 --> 00:58:10,664 Was that the doorbell? That's strange. I wonder who that could be. 927 00:58:10,837 --> 00:58:13,499 I don't know, Bree. Get that, would you, Mary? 928 00:58:13,673 --> 00:58:15,140 God, you guys are weird. 929 00:58:18,077 --> 00:58:20,443 Hello, plan B. 930 00:58:20,613 --> 00:58:22,342 Could you be more obvious? 931 00:58:22,515 --> 00:58:25,143 Well, no. That would totally give it away. 932 00:58:41,768 --> 00:58:43,292 Tami, what if he fell asleep? 933 00:58:43,469 --> 00:58:46,165 No way. Go. And call me later. 934 00:58:46,339 --> 00:58:48,705 Domifreak took my cell phone, remember? 935 00:58:48,875 --> 00:58:50,672 Do you want me to wait? 936 00:58:50,977 --> 00:58:53,810 No, I'm good. Joey will take me home. Thank you. 937 00:58:53,980 --> 00:58:55,971 - Go kill it. - Okay. 938 00:59:26,713 --> 00:59:28,305 What was that? 939 00:59:28,748 --> 00:59:30,511 - What's going on? - Nothing. 940 00:59:30,683 --> 00:59:33,413 Natalia. Natalia, look. Ha. 941 00:59:33,586 --> 00:59:35,986 We had a thing, but it's over. 942 00:59:36,923 --> 00:59:39,915 - Joey. Joey, come on. - It's time for you to go. 943 00:59:40,093 --> 00:59:41,822 I'll see you at school. 944 01:00:15,895 --> 01:00:18,455 Hey, where have you been all night? 945 01:00:18,631 --> 01:00:21,532 I'm just doing a little yoga. 946 01:00:23,536 --> 01:00:27,404 Hey, have you been crying? Or are you just naturally puffy? 947 01:00:27,573 --> 01:00:30,041 I never noticed that before. What's wrong? 948 01:00:30,209 --> 01:00:33,042 - Dominique, I'd rather not talk about it. - Oh, come on. 949 01:00:33,212 --> 01:00:35,146 Talk to me. Come on, sit down. 950 01:00:35,815 --> 01:00:38,477 Come on, sit down. Come on. 951 01:00:39,185 --> 01:00:40,652 Okay. Sit in the hand. 952 01:00:41,688 --> 01:00:43,747 Is it Joey, honey? 953 01:00:43,923 --> 01:00:46,551 Oh, I knew it. 954 01:00:46,726 --> 01:00:50,059 Did he find someone prettier and more successful? 955 01:00:50,229 --> 01:00:53,392 Oh, I'm sorry. That is difficult. 956 01:00:53,566 --> 01:00:57,093 Not that I would know, but I did take an acting class once. I can imagine. 957 01:00:57,970 --> 01:01:02,134 Let me give you a word of advice. Joey is an E! Hollywood True Story... 958 01:01:02,308 --> 01:01:04,674 ...just waiting to happen. 959 01:01:04,844 --> 01:01:07,438 There's no sense crying over him. Mm-mm. 960 01:01:07,613 --> 01:01:10,104 In fact, it's kind of pathetic. 961 01:01:11,050 --> 01:01:13,518 I can't wait to get out of here and move to Manhattan. 962 01:01:13,686 --> 01:01:17,087 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I forget to tell you? I did, my bad. 963 01:01:17,256 --> 01:01:20,248 They called. There's no audition. It was a mistake. 964 01:01:20,426 --> 01:01:23,259 - What? You're lying. - No, I'm not. 965 01:01:23,429 --> 01:01:25,829 The rejection letter is right there in that mess... 966 01:01:25,998 --> 01:01:29,365 ...you need to clean up here and sort through. 967 01:01:32,739 --> 01:01:34,639 I'm so glad we had this little talk. 968 01:01:34,807 --> 01:01:39,244 I've always wanted to be the mother you'll never have. 969 01:01:42,548 --> 01:01:46,609 Yeah. So the Japan tour was awesome. Like a Bruce Lee movie, but no subtitles. 970 01:01:46,786 --> 01:01:49,653 - The sushi kind of made me sick... - Mary. 971 01:01:50,656 --> 01:01:53,056 Hey. Catch you in a minute. 972 01:01:53,226 --> 01:01:54,750 Mary. 973 01:01:55,428 --> 01:01:58,397 Mary, slow down. Hey, what...? 974 01:01:58,564 --> 01:01:59,724 What's wrong? 975 01:01:59,899 --> 01:02:02,424 I've been calling Tami, trying to get ahold of you. 976 01:02:04,504 --> 01:02:07,166 - What did I do? - It doesn't matter. It's done. We're done. 977 01:02:08,408 --> 01:02:09,807 Wait. 978 01:02:10,176 --> 01:02:11,666 Whoa, whoa. 979 01:02:11,844 --> 01:02:14,404 - What are you talking about? - Did you feel sorry for me? 980 01:02:14,580 --> 01:02:17,048 Was I your charity case? Is that why you asked me out? 981 01:02:17,216 --> 01:02:19,878 - What does that mean? - You figured you'd toy with me... 982 01:02:20,052 --> 01:02:22,680 ...until someone better came along and I wouldn't mind... 983 01:02:22,855 --> 01:02:24,846 ...because I was lucky a big star wanted me. 984 01:02:25,124 --> 01:02:29,458 You know what really sucks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? 985 01:02:30,029 --> 01:02:33,624 You fall anyway because you think he might turn out to be different. 986 01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:35,766 Mary. 987 01:02:37,737 --> 01:02:39,170 - I am different. - Anyway... 988 01:02:39,338 --> 01:02:42,000 ...thanks for all the dance moves, but I'm done dancing. 989 01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:43,665 Goodbye. 990 01:02:46,078 --> 01:02:48,342 All right, time for some damage control. 991 01:02:48,514 --> 01:02:51,574 And what'd I tell you? My mystery girl. 992 01:02:56,322 --> 01:02:58,119 - Whoa, Tami. - I need your help. 993 01:02:58,291 --> 01:03:00,259 - What's with the blinds? - It's about Mary. 994 01:03:00,426 --> 01:03:03,122 - Come on, girl. - Don't you "girl" me. 995 01:03:03,896 --> 01:03:06,091 Just give me a second. 996 01:03:06,265 --> 01:03:07,289 One second. 997 01:03:07,467 --> 01:03:10,630 Don't you have a stadium show to play or something? 998 01:03:10,803 --> 01:03:12,065 Come on. Back door. 999 01:03:13,873 --> 01:03:15,238 Ah, beat you to it. 1000 01:03:15,408 --> 01:03:17,376 - How about a shiner, superstar? Oh, no. 1001 01:03:17,543 --> 01:03:20,706 Won't be no bruising the moneymaker, okay? 1002 01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:24,213 You broke my best friend's heart. Have a nice life. 1003 01:03:24,383 --> 01:03:27,477 - Tami, I don't even know what I did wrong. - Let me handle this, JP. 1004 01:03:27,653 --> 01:03:29,712 He doesn't even know what he did wrong. 1005 01:03:29,889 --> 01:03:31,083 I just said that. 1006 01:03:31,257 --> 01:03:33,225 I know, but it's all about your intonation. 1007 01:03:33,392 --> 01:03:36,225 Hey. She knows you cheated. Get it? 1008 01:03:36,395 --> 01:03:39,922 - You're done. - What? That's crazy. And not true. 1009 01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:43,398 That's funny, because she saw you with Natalia. 1010 01:03:45,938 --> 01:03:47,200 Wait a second, hold on. 1011 01:03:47,373 --> 01:03:51,002 So Mary was there when Natalia broke into your house? 1012 01:03:51,177 --> 01:03:52,701 No. No, nothing happened. 1013 01:03:53,779 --> 01:03:56,475 Natalia busted into my parents' house. She set me up. 1014 01:03:57,116 --> 01:03:59,311 There's nothing going on between us. 1015 01:03:59,485 --> 01:04:01,419 I would never hurt Mary like that. 1016 01:04:02,221 --> 01:04:03,984 This is insane. You have to believe me. 1017 01:04:04,156 --> 01:04:07,023 Look, I want to believe you and I want her to be happy. 1018 01:04:07,193 --> 01:04:09,957 Especially now that she's stuck with Dominique another year. 1019 01:04:10,129 --> 01:04:12,256 Wait, she didn't get into Manhattan? 1020 01:04:12,431 --> 01:04:15,366 - They didn't give her the audition. - Oh, my God. 1021 01:04:15,535 --> 01:04:18,834 - Why would they reject her? - Guess they changed their mind. 1022 01:04:21,874 --> 01:04:23,637 But we can change them back. 1023 01:04:23,809 --> 01:04:25,504 - You can? - You can? 1024 01:04:26,579 --> 01:04:28,206 What's my name? 1025 01:04:28,381 --> 01:04:30,144 - Joey Parker. - What's my name? 1026 01:04:30,316 --> 01:04:32,443 Ha. Joey Parker. 1027 01:04:33,653 --> 01:04:35,780 Get Mary to come to the competition, all right? 1028 01:04:35,955 --> 01:04:37,752 I'll handle it from there. 1029 01:04:53,372 --> 01:04:54,737 TAMI: Hi. 1030 01:04:54,907 --> 01:04:57,740 - Hi. - We need to show you something. 1031 01:04:57,910 --> 01:05:00,378 Dustin, what are you doing here? 1032 01:05:01,147 --> 01:05:02,512 Um... 1033 01:05:02,682 --> 01:05:04,172 See, look, Mary. 1034 01:05:04,350 --> 01:05:08,150 Sometimes in relationships, you know, there could be misunderstandings. 1035 01:05:08,321 --> 01:05:10,482 Bumpy roads and stuff. But you and JP... 1036 01:05:10,656 --> 01:05:13,124 ...like moth to flame, you keep attracting each other. 1037 01:05:13,292 --> 01:05:15,760 And we, your friends, we see that we... 1038 01:05:15,928 --> 01:05:17,520 You have to trust your friends. 1039 01:05:17,697 --> 01:05:21,258 Please get dressed. Something nice. It'll be worth it. 1040 01:05:22,635 --> 01:05:24,398 Okay. 1041 01:05:25,838 --> 01:05:28,966 - Do you think she's gonna come? - Yeah. My lecture was so good. 1042 01:05:29,141 --> 01:05:32,235 Yeah, it was good. It was just kind of long. You should shorten it. 1043 01:05:32,411 --> 01:05:35,642 - Next time maybe a little bit. A little bit. - I've been working on it. 1044 01:05:35,815 --> 01:05:37,806 - I've been watching my Dr. Phil. - Oh, good. 1045 01:05:37,984 --> 01:05:39,542 Great. So weird. 1046 01:06:04,443 --> 01:06:06,877 Ha-ha! Check it out. 1047 01:06:07,046 --> 01:06:08,536 What are you guys doing? 1048 01:06:08,714 --> 01:06:11,911 We felt bad about you not getting your audition, so we hooked you up. 1049 01:06:12,084 --> 01:06:15,178 - By bringing me to Joey's competition? - Yeah. 1050 01:06:15,354 --> 01:06:18,255 Mary, this isn't about the competition. 1051 01:06:18,424 --> 01:06:20,892 Tami, I told you, I'm done dancing. 1052 01:06:21,327 --> 01:06:23,625 Trust me. 1053 01:06:25,698 --> 01:06:29,065 Okay. While you contemplate the most important moment of your life... 1054 01:06:29,235 --> 01:06:32,932 ...I'm running late. They need me inside for the show. So I gotta go, okay? 1055 01:06:35,574 --> 01:06:39,010 All right. I'll go for a second. But just a second. 1056 01:06:39,178 --> 01:06:40,406 Awesome. 1057 01:06:40,579 --> 01:06:42,103 It's too expensive to valet here. 1058 01:06:42,281 --> 01:06:43,908 - Let's go around the back. - Oh, God. 1059 01:06:51,691 --> 01:06:54,785 Move. Dominique Blatt coming through. 1060 01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:58,396 Sausage-fingered masses. Move. 1061 01:06:58,564 --> 01:06:59,690 Get down. Go, go. 1062 01:06:59,865 --> 01:07:02,629 Sweet roots, blondie. Hey, hey, hey. 1063 01:07:02,802 --> 01:07:04,793 No. Grandpa, up. Up. 1064 01:07:04,970 --> 01:07:06,801 There you go, old man. Move. 1065 01:07:07,206 --> 01:07:11,040 All right, no eye contact, people. Periphery only. 1066 01:07:12,912 --> 01:07:14,004 What are you looking at? 1067 01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:16,739 Hey, how you doing? Great. Good to see you. 1068 01:07:19,418 --> 01:07:20,851 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1069 01:07:21,020 --> 01:07:23,011 What's happening? 1070 01:07:24,190 --> 01:07:25,987 Make some noise. 1071 01:07:28,194 --> 01:07:30,526 - How y'all doing tonight? - Whoo! 1072 01:07:32,064 --> 01:07:33,088 How you doing? 1073 01:07:33,999 --> 01:07:36,900 Are y'all ready to get it popping? 1074 01:07:37,703 --> 01:07:39,227 Oh, no. Um... 1075 01:07:39,405 --> 01:07:40,736 Tami, why don't you sit down? 1076 01:07:40,906 --> 01:07:42,305 I'm gonna hang back. Okay? 1077 01:07:42,475 --> 01:07:44,534 Okay. I'm your host, the Funk. 1078 01:07:44,710 --> 01:07:47,474 I'd like to introduce the man that made this all possible. 1079 01:07:47,646 --> 01:07:51,742 Give it up for my boy, your boy, Joey Parker. 1080 01:07:55,521 --> 01:07:57,819 All right. Thanks for coming out tonight. 1081 01:07:57,990 --> 01:08:00,083 - Whoo! - Joey! Ha-ha-ha! 1082 01:08:01,594 --> 01:08:03,391 What's up? How y'all doing? 1083 01:08:03,562 --> 01:08:05,189 Hello. Hello. Hello. 1084 01:08:05,364 --> 01:08:07,389 Hey. All right? 1085 01:08:07,566 --> 01:08:09,329 Check it out. I was just backstage. 1086 01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:13,131 We got some ridiculously sick dancers for you guys tonight. 1087 01:08:13,305 --> 01:08:15,500 Here's how it's gonna work. 1088 01:08:15,674 --> 01:08:20,008 These dancers are gonna be judged on three things: individuality, skill and style. 1089 01:08:20,179 --> 01:08:22,773 I need you guys to get really loud and really hyped. 1090 01:08:22,948 --> 01:08:25,610 That's gonna help the judges from our label pick a winner. 1091 01:08:25,785 --> 01:08:27,753 That winner's gonna dance in my next video. 1092 01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:31,412 - Hi, Dominique Blatt. How are you? - I'm gonna turn it over to the Funk. 1093 01:08:31,690 --> 01:08:33,157 I'll catch you in a minute. 1094 01:08:33,325 --> 01:08:36,488 All right. All right. Yeah. 1095 01:08:36,662 --> 01:08:40,962 All right. Our first set of dancers go by the name of Angel and Derek. 1096 01:08:41,133 --> 01:08:44,728 Make some noise for them. DJ, kick that! 1097 01:09:15,935 --> 01:09:19,462 Our next contestant goes by the name of Taylor. He's gonna give you guys... 1098 01:09:19,638 --> 01:09:21,162 ...a little Swan Lake action. 1099 01:09:30,249 --> 01:09:33,685 Hey, boy, ballet's for girls. Ha-ha-ha. 1100 01:09:33,853 --> 01:09:40,224 Now we got the Doctor and Maurice for some hip-hop dancing. Let's hear it. 1101 01:09:44,697 --> 01:09:45,686 Whoo! 1102 01:09:56,642 --> 01:09:58,109 Boom! 1103 01:10:00,512 --> 01:10:02,776 They're poisoning the minds of our children... 1104 01:10:02,948 --> 01:10:04,939 ...but that is something. Okay. 1105 01:10:05,117 --> 01:10:07,176 Cool. Now... 1106 01:10:07,353 --> 01:10:11,016 ...the next act goes by the name of Brittney Blatt. 1107 01:10:11,190 --> 01:10:13,124 And she's doing who knows what. 1108 01:10:16,829 --> 01:10:18,524 There you go, pop it. 1109 01:10:22,768 --> 01:10:24,065 Terrible. 1110 01:10:44,857 --> 01:10:46,757 Oh, that's good. Robot, pop it. 1111 01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:49,584 Yeah! 1112 01:10:54,433 --> 01:10:56,901 Did you guys see that? That was just terrible. 1113 01:10:57,069 --> 01:10:58,730 Thank God that's over. All right. 1114 01:10:58,904 --> 01:11:01,372 We gonna continue this competition, keep it rolling. 1115 01:11:01,540 --> 01:11:04,031 This is our last dancer of the night, all right? 1116 01:11:04,677 --> 01:11:09,205 Go ahead and give it up for Natalia Faroush. Make some noise. 1117 01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:22,518 Look, don't regret this. 1118 01:11:22,695 --> 01:11:25,596 You're here. What are you waiting for? 1119 01:11:48,053 --> 01:11:51,022 You're so much better than her. 1120 01:11:59,798 --> 01:12:02,824 Yeah. Give it up for her. 1121 01:12:09,675 --> 01:12:13,611 Come on, now. Come on. Come on. 1122 01:12:22,788 --> 01:12:24,983 Yeah, yeah. It's getting hot in here, right? 1123 01:12:27,826 --> 01:12:29,987 It's getting hot in here. That's right. 1124 01:12:30,162 --> 01:12:34,394 All right. Now it's time that the judges go ahead and decide who the winner is. 1125 01:12:34,566 --> 01:12:37,091 That was our last dancer of the night. 1126 01:12:39,638 --> 01:12:41,071 What, what? Wait a second. 1127 01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:43,333 What you guys saying? You guys want some more? 1128 01:12:43,509 --> 01:12:45,204 Yeah. 1129 01:12:46,712 --> 01:12:50,045 Okay. Well, we do have one little special number for you guys. 1130 01:12:50,215 --> 01:12:51,773 - So check it out. - Nice. 1131 01:12:51,950 --> 01:12:53,212 You won't believe it. 1132 01:13:07,032 --> 01:13:08,659 Go. 1133 01:13:35,060 --> 01:13:39,224 Ha-ha. I'm just messing with y'all. I'm just goofing. That's not it. 1134 01:13:39,398 --> 01:13:40,729 But what's in store... 1135 01:13:40,899 --> 01:13:43,868 ...is a lot crazy. Let's go. Let's go. 1136 01:14:36,288 --> 01:14:37,414 Wow. 1137 01:14:37,856 --> 01:14:39,983 - Hey. - Hey, baby. 1138 01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:46,793 It's become so hard For me to be surprised 1139 01:14:46,965 --> 01:14:51,595 But you're bringing back the real me No judgment in your eyes 1140 01:14:51,770 --> 01:14:56,173 It's the way you make me feel Like I'm finally something real 1141 01:14:56,341 --> 01:15:00,334 The words are hard to find But I'm gonna get it right this time 1142 01:15:00,913 --> 01:15:05,350 Just come and take my hand Let me lift you up 1143 01:15:05,517 --> 01:15:09,476 Take away my fear And make me strong enough 1144 01:15:10,189 --> 01:15:14,683 It's when I dance with you It's how I speak the truth 1145 01:15:14,860 --> 01:15:20,162 Was just classic when we met And how you made me move 1146 01:15:20,832 --> 01:15:22,265 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 1147 01:15:22,434 --> 01:15:24,129 Hold on, guys. Hold on. Hold on. 1148 01:15:24,303 --> 01:15:26,066 Hold on a minute. 1149 01:15:26,905 --> 01:15:28,031 You guys... 1150 01:15:28,207 --> 01:15:29,834 I want this to be perfect. 1151 01:15:31,677 --> 01:15:34,305 It's not gonna be perfect until I have someone special... 1152 01:15:34,479 --> 01:15:36,140 ...standing here right next to me. 1153 01:15:41,853 --> 01:15:43,878 Mary, you out there? 1154 01:15:44,456 --> 01:15:46,014 Mary? 1155 01:15:46,191 --> 01:15:47,385 Did he say Mary? 1156 01:15:50,495 --> 01:15:53,726 Mary, are you here? I know you're here. 1157 01:15:54,299 --> 01:15:56,824 - Where did she go? - She was right here. 1158 01:15:58,937 --> 01:16:00,234 Mary, come on. 1159 01:16:01,440 --> 01:16:03,601 I know you're out there. Come on. 1160 01:16:12,784 --> 01:16:15,480 Mary, Mary. 1161 01:16:15,654 --> 01:16:18,521 Mary, Mary. 1162 01:16:18,690 --> 01:16:22,387 Mary, Mary, Mary. 1163 01:16:22,561 --> 01:16:23,823 Mary. 1164 01:16:23,996 --> 01:16:26,021 Mary, Mary. 1165 01:16:26,198 --> 01:16:28,689 - Mary, Mary, Mary. - Dominique. Dominique. 1166 01:16:29,034 --> 01:16:31,332 Mary, Mary. 1167 01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:33,604 - Mary, Mary. There she is. 1168 01:16:33,772 --> 01:16:35,399 Hey, Mary. 1169 01:16:39,278 --> 01:16:42,611 - Dance with me. - Dance with you? No, thanks. 1170 01:16:45,284 --> 01:16:47,718 Well, maybe I'm wrong... 1171 01:16:48,220 --> 01:16:51,189 ...but you're the most amazing dance partner I've ever had. 1172 01:16:51,356 --> 01:16:52,618 Aw... 1173 01:16:53,825 --> 01:16:56,794 Even though I taught her everything she knows. 1174 01:17:00,599 --> 01:17:04,000 That's funny, because you said you forgot why you even started dancing... 1175 01:17:04,169 --> 01:17:05,397 ...until you met me. 1176 01:17:07,673 --> 01:17:09,265 Burn. 1177 01:17:09,441 --> 01:17:11,102 No, it's okay. It's true. 1178 01:17:12,277 --> 01:17:16,737 So why don't you bring yourself up here and show me why I remember? 1179 01:17:16,915 --> 01:17:18,940 Yeah. 1180 01:17:20,085 --> 01:17:23,486 Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Now this party's heating up. 1181 01:17:23,655 --> 01:17:24,644 Whoo! 1182 01:17:24,823 --> 01:17:26,347 Dominique. 1183 01:17:26,525 --> 01:17:27,549 Shoot. 1184 01:17:27,726 --> 01:17:32,993 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Mary Santiago. 1185 01:17:37,602 --> 01:17:41,231 Ooh. I guess I better get out of your way. 1186 01:17:42,074 --> 01:17:45,840 All right. Let's see. Was it a little boy-band move like this? 1187 01:17:52,417 --> 01:17:53,816 Ooh. 1188 01:17:53,985 --> 01:17:56,180 Okay. Um... 1189 01:17:56,355 --> 01:17:58,448 That was cute. What was it? 1190 01:17:58,990 --> 01:18:00,457 Oh, um, that was you. 1191 01:18:05,564 --> 01:18:08,294 That's not how it goes. You need some help with that move? 1192 01:18:08,467 --> 01:18:11,402 Like you could have done it any better. 1193 01:18:12,704 --> 01:18:14,365 Really? 1194 01:18:15,407 --> 01:18:17,841 Sweetheart, I invented that move. 1195 01:18:18,009 --> 01:18:19,670 Oh, yeah. 1196 01:18:19,845 --> 01:18:21,904 Well, that's right. I did. 1197 01:18:24,783 --> 01:18:27,809 Prove it. Let's see you keep it real. 1198 01:18:28,820 --> 01:18:31,550 Thank you. Oh, I'm keeping it real. 1199 01:18:42,701 --> 01:18:44,760 - Beat that. - Well, let's see you top this. 1200 01:18:44,936 --> 01:18:46,870 Give me something with some edge. 1201 01:18:54,579 --> 01:18:56,206 That was cute. Remember this? 1202 01:19:05,991 --> 01:19:07,652 Oh, really? 1203 01:19:11,630 --> 01:19:12,654 Remember this? 1204 01:19:44,229 --> 01:19:46,129 You're the new classic 1205 01:19:46,298 --> 01:19:48,630 You're the new P. Y.T. 1206 01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:52,793 Stands for pretty, young Taking on the world from the driver's seat 1207 01:19:53,972 --> 01:19:56,702 Come on. I can't do this without you. 1208 01:20:00,312 --> 01:20:02,803 - Look so classic, fantastic - Classic, fantastic 1209 01:20:02,981 --> 01:20:04,573 - When you're on the floor - When you're on the floor 1210 01:20:04,749 --> 01:20:07,240 - Bring the beat back once more - Bring the beat back once more 1211 01:20:07,686 --> 01:20:09,745 - Let me see you do that - Let me see you do that 1212 01:20:10,255 --> 01:20:11,654 Trying to do it right 1213 01:20:11,823 --> 01:20:14,155 Ain't no rehearsal It's your life 1214 01:20:14,326 --> 01:20:16,760 And you're doing this crazy dance 1215 01:20:16,928 --> 01:20:18,759 Because you're making these crazy plans 1216 01:20:18,930 --> 01:20:20,989 Because this is not a test 1217 01:20:21,166 --> 01:20:23,327 You put in work to be the best 1218 01:20:23,702 --> 01:20:25,727 It's a classic take On a brand-new game 1219 01:20:25,937 --> 01:20:26,961 - Before the needle drops - Before the needle drops 1220 01:20:27,138 --> 01:20:28,162 - They will know your name - They will know your name 1221 01:20:28,340 --> 01:20:30,103 You're the new classic 1222 01:20:30,275 --> 01:20:32,470 You're the new P. Y.T. 1223 01:20:32,644 --> 01:20:35,340 - Stands for pretty, young - And try everything 1224 01:20:35,514 --> 01:20:37,038 - Just to touch your dreams - Just to touch your dreams 1225 01:20:37,215 --> 01:20:38,648 You're the new classic 1226 01:20:38,817 --> 01:20:40,114 - Fantastic - Fantastic 1227 01:20:40,285 --> 01:20:41,843 Now you own this floor 1228 01:20:42,020 --> 01:20:44,614 Bring the beat back once more 1229 01:20:44,789 --> 01:20:46,313 - Let me see you do that - Let me see you do that 1230 01:20:46,491 --> 01:20:48,391 You're the new classic 1231 01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:50,926 - You're the new P. Y.T. - You're the new P. Y.T. 1232 01:20:51,096 --> 01:20:52,825 - Stands for pretty, young - Stands for pretty, young 1233 01:20:52,998 --> 01:20:55,558 - You take a chance to believe in me - You take a chance to believe in me 1234 01:20:55,734 --> 01:20:58,362 - You're the new classic, fantastic - You're the new classic, fantastic 1235 01:20:58,537 --> 01:21:00,164 - Now you own this floor - Now you own this floor 1236 01:21:00,338 --> 01:21:02,306 - Bring the beat back once more - Bring the beat back once more 1237 01:21:02,974 --> 01:21:05,340 - And watch us while we do that - And watch us while we do that 1238 01:21:14,352 --> 01:21:15,717 Yeah. 1239 01:21:15,887 --> 01:21:17,377 - All right, Mary! - Yeah. 1240 01:21:17,556 --> 01:21:19,524 You're showing off, Mary. 1241 01:21:19,691 --> 01:21:21,716 Stop showing off. 1242 01:21:41,580 --> 01:21:43,275 All right. 1243 01:21:43,548 --> 01:21:46,881 Thank you. Check it out. I'm gonna let the judges over there deliberate. 1244 01:21:47,052 --> 01:21:49,077 And I'll be back in five short minutes... 1245 01:21:49,254 --> 01:21:52,155 ...with the name of our winner. Make some noise. 1246 01:21:53,858 --> 01:21:56,224 Mary, you... 1247 01:21:56,394 --> 01:21:58,225 You were amazing. 1248 01:21:59,331 --> 01:22:01,128 So were you. 1249 01:22:02,167 --> 01:22:05,136 No, no. There's nothing going on between me and Natalia, okay? 1250 01:22:05,303 --> 01:22:08,534 I was ambushed. I was set up by your stepsisters. 1251 01:22:09,841 --> 01:22:11,536 I would never hurt you like that. 1252 01:22:13,278 --> 01:22:15,576 Believe me, okay? 1253 01:22:15,981 --> 01:22:18,381 And no matter what they do... 1254 01:22:20,285 --> 01:22:22,378 ...we were meant to be together. 1255 01:22:32,497 --> 01:22:35,398 - I believe you. - Good. Because I'm totally kissable. 1256 01:22:45,076 --> 01:22:46,100 That's my cue. 1257 01:22:46,878 --> 01:22:49,142 - Go. - Okay. 1258 01:22:52,584 --> 01:22:54,609 Everybody still here? 1259 01:22:54,819 --> 01:22:57,117 No, no, no, I can't hear you. Come on. 1260 01:23:02,027 --> 01:23:05,963 Everybody that came out tonight, dancers. Thank you so much. You're amazing. 1261 01:23:06,131 --> 01:23:08,156 I love you. 1262 01:23:08,733 --> 01:23:12,567 But there can only be one winner. I have that name in my hand. Here we go. 1263 01:23:13,104 --> 01:23:15,368 The winner of the competition... 1264 01:23:16,074 --> 01:23:17,507 ...is... 1265 01:23:18,710 --> 01:23:22,111 - Oh, my God. Mary Santiago. - What? 1266 01:23:25,750 --> 01:23:27,775 Everybody give it up. 1267 01:23:29,454 --> 01:23:31,285 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1268 01:23:35,126 --> 01:23:37,253 No, it's fixed. What, you rig it, Mary? 1269 01:23:39,998 --> 01:23:41,090 La-la-la. 1270 01:23:41,433 --> 01:23:43,628 - You're amazing. - Hey. 1271 01:23:43,802 --> 01:23:46,293 This isn't fair. I deserve this award. 1272 01:23:48,707 --> 01:23:50,698 But you were really good, Mary. 1273 01:23:52,610 --> 01:23:54,373 TAMI: Hey. - Aah! 1274 01:23:55,346 --> 01:23:57,280 Congratulations. 1275 01:23:57,449 --> 01:24:00,077 Look, hey, those moves were so redonkulous, Mary. 1276 01:24:00,251 --> 01:24:02,310 And I have to say, Joey, as your manager... 1277 01:24:02,487 --> 01:24:05,547 ...I have to say I think you got your swagger back. 1278 01:24:05,724 --> 01:24:07,214 - Move it. - Oh. 1279 01:24:07,392 --> 01:24:09,223 How dare you? 1280 01:24:09,861 --> 01:24:14,491 How dare you embarrass me and your sisters? 1281 01:24:14,666 --> 01:24:17,658 How do you think this makes us look, huh? 1282 01:24:18,069 --> 01:24:21,561 You, our maid, wins the Joey Parker competition? 1283 01:24:21,740 --> 01:24:27,872 You have humiliated us in front of the entire Los Angeles metropolitan area. 1284 01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:31,708 Miss Santiago? My name is Regina Cretikos. 1285 01:24:31,883 --> 01:24:33,475 I'm with the Manhattan Academy. 1286 01:24:34,486 --> 01:24:38,183 You danced spectacularly well for someone with two broken legs. 1287 01:24:39,991 --> 01:24:43,188 Wait. What do you mean, two broken legs? 1288 01:24:43,361 --> 01:24:44,623 Don't look at me like that. 1289 01:24:44,796 --> 01:24:47,663 We'll talk about this later. Don't you pull that face with me. 1290 01:24:47,832 --> 01:24:49,595 Girls, come with me. 1291 01:24:59,511 --> 01:25:00,910 Anyway... 1292 01:25:01,079 --> 01:25:03,877 ...we would be honored if you would come study with us. 1293 01:25:04,048 --> 01:25:07,540 - Full scholarship. Call me on Monday. - Oh, my God. 1294 01:25:08,119 --> 01:25:10,280 It worked, man. 1295 01:25:17,428 --> 01:25:20,955 Britt? I seem to have broken things. 1296 01:25:23,768 --> 01:25:24,757 Hello? 1297 01:25:25,036 --> 01:25:26,628 TAMI: Call me every day, okay? 1298 01:25:26,805 --> 01:25:29,239 I don't know if I can handle senior year without you. 1299 01:25:29,407 --> 01:25:31,898 Give it a few months, you'll pick me up in your jet. 1300 01:25:32,076 --> 01:25:33,976 - And we'll go shopping in Paris. - Okay. 1301 01:25:34,145 --> 01:25:35,908 I need my meds. 1302 01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:38,776 P- R-O-N-T-O, pronto. 1303 01:25:38,950 --> 01:25:41,578 Mary, did you hear me? 1304 01:25:41,753 --> 01:25:44,415 Not the OxoCollon, that's for breakfast. 1305 01:25:44,589 --> 01:25:46,989 I need my morphine, it's lunch time. 1306 01:25:47,158 --> 01:25:49,023 Mary. Come on. 1307 01:25:49,194 --> 01:25:51,822 Mary. A little help here, please. 1308 01:25:53,565 --> 01:25:56,159 Sorry, Dominique. I don't work for you anymore. 1309 01:25:56,935 --> 01:25:58,960 - Oh, come on. - Hey. 1310 01:25:59,137 --> 01:26:03,335 Mary, aren't we BFFFFs or...? Isn't that what the kids say? 1311 01:26:03,508 --> 01:26:05,772 I can't believe all my dreams are coming true. 1312 01:26:05,944 --> 01:26:07,605 I know I can be a witch. 1313 01:26:07,779 --> 01:26:09,474 You shouldn't be so sensitive. 1314 01:26:09,647 --> 01:26:11,911 Don't you dare get in that van, Mary. 1315 01:26:12,283 --> 01:26:13,341 Mary? 1316 01:26:13,518 --> 01:26:16,510 Mary, don't leave me with these people. 1317 01:26:16,688 --> 01:26:18,952 Don't be my frienemy! 1318 01:26:21,292 --> 01:26:23,624 Oh, I'm feeling something. 1319 01:26:24,062 --> 01:26:25,654 I'm feeling abandoned. 1320 01:26:37,008 --> 01:26:38,032 Shh. 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.moviesubtitles.org 101267