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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,469 --> 00:00:12,469 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:59,158 --> 00:01:00,390 AFTER HIS EARLY WORK 3 00:01:00,392 --> 00:01:01,724 IN THE THEATER IN LONDON AND NEW YORK, 4 00:01:01,726 --> 00:01:04,460 FILM AUDIENCES FIRST MET ATTICUS SMITH 5 00:01:04,462 --> 00:01:08,365 IN 1978'S TENSE DRAMA OF SEXUAL MORES, "NEVER LOOK BACK." 6 00:01:08,367 --> 00:01:10,501 HE WON A GOLDEN GLOBE IN 1981 7 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:12,869 FOR HIS PERFORMANCE AS A TORTURED VINCENT VAN GOGH 8 00:01:12,871 --> 00:01:14,171 IN "STARRY NIGHT." 9 00:01:14,173 --> 00:01:15,906 AND IN 1984, 10 00:01:15,908 --> 00:01:17,773 HIS FIRST ACADEMY AWARD FOR HIS ROLE 11 00:01:17,775 --> 00:01:20,644 AS A SHELL-SHOCKED, SUICIDAL ARMY CAPTAIN 12 00:01:20,646 --> 00:01:23,347 THE VIETNAM EPIC, "CHARLIE EVERYWHERE." 13 00:01:23,349 --> 00:01:25,782 HE WON HIS SECOND ACADEMY AWARD FOR HIS PORTRAYAL 14 00:01:25,784 --> 00:01:28,285 OF A DEAF MUTE POSTMAN ON TRIAL FOR MURDER 15 00:01:28,287 --> 00:01:29,752 IN "THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT." 16 00:01:29,754 --> 00:01:31,854 AND JUST LAST YEAR, 17 00:01:31,856 --> 00:01:33,589 HE WON THE HEARTS OF A YOUNGER AUDIENCE 18 00:01:33,591 --> 00:01:35,692 WITH HIS STRIKINGLY COMEDIC PERFORMANCE 19 00:01:35,694 --> 00:01:37,427 AS A WEARY DETECTIVE PARTNERED UP 20 00:01:37,429 --> 00:01:40,229 WITH A DROOLING BLOODHOUND NAMED SLOBBERS. 21 00:01:40,231 --> 00:01:42,865 I'M TALKING, OF COURSE, ABOUT THE BELOVED COMEDY, 22 00:01:42,867 --> 00:01:44,934 "COPS AND SLOBBERS." 23 00:01:44,936 --> 00:01:47,570 SO, LET'S BRING HIM OUT HERE. 24 00:01:47,572 --> 00:01:49,907 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ATTICUS SMITH. 25 00:01:53,546 --> 00:01:55,279 THEY'RE SAYING YOU'RE UP. 26 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:58,481 I KNOW. I'M GOING. 27 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:09,927 I NEVER GOT ON VERY WELL WITH MY FATHER. 28 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:11,561 HE WAS NEVER MUCH AT HOME, 29 00:02:11,563 --> 00:02:13,729 BUT I REMEMBER ONE THING HE SAID 30 00:02:13,731 --> 00:02:15,531 ON ONE OF HIS RARE VISITS, 31 00:02:15,533 --> 00:02:19,735 AND THAT WAS THAT IF YOU WERE GIVEN A MODICUM OF TALENT, 32 00:02:19,737 --> 00:02:23,639 YOU SHOULD WEAR IT WITH A LIGHTNESS AND A GRACE. 33 00:02:23,641 --> 00:02:26,643 WELL, I SEEMED TO HAVE FAILED ON THAT SCORE. 34 00:02:26,645 --> 00:02:29,346 THIS IS TERRIBLE. WHO WROTE THIS? 35 00:02:29,348 --> 00:02:31,381 I WROTE IT? HMM... 36 00:02:31,383 --> 00:02:35,518 SO MANY FRIENDS, SO MANY LEGENDS. 37 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:39,756 EVEN PEOPLE WHO FIRED ME IN THE PAST. 38 00:02:39,758 --> 00:02:42,792 WHAT I... WHAT I REALLY WANT TO SAY 39 00:02:42,794 --> 00:02:44,460 IS THAT I HATE THESE AWARDS. 40 00:02:44,462 --> 00:02:48,332 I MEAN, LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT? 41 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:49,899 I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH. 42 00:02:49,901 --> 00:02:51,435 I MEAN, THERE'S SOME YOU OUT THERE 43 00:02:51,437 --> 00:02:53,769 WHO ARE TWICE AS OLD AS ME, 44 00:02:53,771 --> 00:02:56,273 AND YOU HAVEN'T HAD YOUR LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARDS. 45 00:02:56,275 --> 00:03:01,711 SO, LET'S KEEP GOING. MORE FRIENDS, MORE FILMS, 46 00:03:01,713 --> 00:03:06,282 BECAUSE, BELIEVE ME, THERE'S LIFE IN THE OLD DOG YET. 47 00:03:19,531 --> 00:03:22,266 ALL RIGHT, WELCOME TO "WOMEN IN FILM: CINEMA THROUGH THE FEMINIST LENS." 48 00:03:22,268 --> 00:03:23,733 - I'M ADAM... - ARE YOU A SUB? 49 00:03:23,735 --> 00:03:26,502 NO, I'M NOT A SUB, I'M YOUR NEW PROFESSOR. 50 00:03:26,504 --> 00:03:28,839 BUT ISN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FROM A FEMINIST VIEWPOINT? 51 00:03:28,841 --> 00:03:31,041 LOOK, FEMINISM IS MORE THAN JUST WOMEN'S LIBERATION. 52 00:03:31,043 --> 00:03:34,745 IT'S ALSO MALE LIBERATION. 53 00:03:34,747 --> 00:03:37,614 HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN MY ANITA LOOS DOCUMENTARY? 54 00:03:37,616 --> 00:03:38,614 WASN'T THAT AT SUNDANCE THIS YEAR? 55 00:03:38,616 --> 00:03:40,483 NO, IT CAME OUT IN 2007. 56 00:03:40,485 --> 00:03:42,018 WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON NOW? 57 00:03:42,020 --> 00:03:44,387 IT'S A NEW DOCUMENTARY, IT'S KIND OF A FOLLOW UP TO MY LAST FILM. 58 00:03:44,389 --> 00:03:46,055 IT'S MORE CONFRONTATIONAL. 59 00:03:46,057 --> 00:03:48,725 IT CALLS OUT A LOT OF FEMINISTS FOR NOT GOING FAR ENOUGH. 60 00:03:48,727 --> 00:03:51,828 I GUESS IT'S KIND OF LIKE A TRILOGY, BUT WITHIN ONE FILM. 61 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:54,864 THE SECOND HALF KIND OF CONTRADICTS THE FIRST HALF. 62 00:03:54,866 --> 00:03:56,399 IT'S, UH... 63 00:03:56,401 --> 00:03:58,035 I KNOW, IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN OUT OF CONTEXT. 64 00:03:58,037 --> 00:03:59,903 IS ATTICUS SMITH YOUR DAD? 65 00:03:59,905 --> 00:04:02,072 I'M ON YOUR WIKIPEDIA PAGE. IT SAYS HE'S YOUR FATHER. 66 00:04:02,074 --> 00:04:03,472 SHUT UP, HE'S FAMOUS. 67 00:04:03,474 --> 00:04:04,840 "FATHER" IS KIND OF A STRONG WORD... 68 00:04:04,842 --> 00:04:06,410 YOU TOTALLY LOOK LIKE HIM. 69 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:07,810 HE WAS SO HOT. 70 00:04:07,812 --> 00:04:09,745 DID YOU SEE "FIVE DAY FUCK"? 71 00:04:09,747 --> 00:04:11,947 THE SCENE WITH THE BUTTERSCOTCH? 72 00:04:11,949 --> 00:04:13,850 OKAY, LET'S NOT GET HUNG UP ON THIS, PLEASE. 73 00:04:13,852 --> 00:04:17,053 WAIT, IT SAYS YOU WERE IN A MOVIE WITH HIM. 74 00:04:17,055 --> 00:04:18,654 YEAH, THAT WAS, THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 75 00:04:18,656 --> 00:04:21,091 "THROWDOWN AT BITCH RIVER." 76 00:04:21,093 --> 00:04:22,793 YOU'RE CREDITED AS "SALOON BOY." 77 00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:24,760 CAN WE JUST TRY TO GET BACK ON THE SYLLABUS HERE? 78 00:04:24,762 --> 00:04:26,396 BITCH RIVER? THAT SOUNDS KIND OF SEXIST. 79 00:04:28,666 --> 00:04:31,500 HE WAS SO CUTE! 80 00:04:31,502 --> 00:04:33,036 MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. 81 00:04:33,038 --> 00:04:35,505 AUGUST. SUN BEATING DOWN. 82 00:04:35,507 --> 00:04:37,473 WE WERE SHOOTING... WE'D BEEN UP THERE FOR SIX WEEKS 83 00:04:37,475 --> 00:04:39,476 SHOOTING "THROWDOWN AT BITCH RIVER." 84 00:04:39,478 --> 00:04:40,877 AND DICK HARRIS AND I WERE COCKEYED. 85 00:04:40,879 --> 00:04:43,113 I MEAN, IT WAS HOTTER THAN A CROTCH. 86 00:04:43,115 --> 00:04:45,882 THIS IS GONNA MAKE "LORD OF THE RINGS" LOOK LIKE SOME INDIE PILE OF CRAP. 87 00:04:45,884 --> 00:04:48,084 - I KNOW, I KNOW. - AND I SAW HIM DOING COKE IN THE BATHROOM. 88 00:04:48,086 --> 00:04:49,853 THAT'S HILARIOUS. 89 00:04:49,855 --> 00:04:51,488 THAT'S NOT COKE, THAT'S A CHINESE HERBAL SUPPLEMENT. 90 00:04:51,490 --> 00:04:52,788 HE'S GOT TO SNORT IT THROUGH HIS... 91 00:04:52,790 --> 00:04:53,957 DID YOU SEE HIM SNORTING THROUGH HIS NOSE? 92 00:04:53,959 --> 00:04:55,524 HE'S TOO OLD TO LIVE LIKE THIS. 93 00:04:55,526 --> 00:04:59,596 DICK, HE PULLED OUT THIS PROP COLT .45, 94 00:04:59,598 --> 00:05:01,630 POINTED IT AT HIM. WELL, THE GUY WENT WHITE! 95 00:05:01,632 --> 00:05:03,399 HE WAS SHITTING HIMSELF! 96 00:05:03,401 --> 00:05:04,534 HE'S PLAYING GOD, LITERALLY. 97 00:05:04,536 --> 00:05:05,935 I KNOW. I NEGOTIATED THE DEAL. 98 00:05:05,937 --> 00:05:08,038 WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT? 99 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,039 - YOU TOOK US TO THE WALL ON THAT ONE. - I SURE DID. 100 00:05:10,041 --> 00:05:11,911 IT FELT GOOD TO FUCK YOU. YOU HAVE A LOT OF MONEY. 101 00:05:19,985 --> 00:05:21,987 - HEY. - OH. 102 00:05:24,790 --> 00:05:27,623 DO YOU KNOW... 103 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:31,827 MY FAVORITE CHILD IS GETTING MARRIED IN TEN DAYS? 104 00:05:31,829 --> 00:05:33,964 MARRIED. 105 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:36,500 ANNABEL, MY LITTLE GIRL. 106 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:37,700 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FAVORITES. 107 00:05:37,702 --> 00:05:38,901 WERE YOU DOING COKE IN THE BATHROOM? 108 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:40,536 THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS. 109 00:05:40,538 --> 00:05:42,973 EVERY PARENT HAS FAVORITES. 110 00:05:42,975 --> 00:05:46,543 OH, JESUS, COULD YOU HOLD THIS RIDICULOUS THING FOR ME? 111 00:05:46,545 --> 00:05:48,478 MY ARM'S HURTING. 112 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,880 WHY DOES YOUR ARM HURT? 113 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:52,115 I DON'T KNOW. PROBABLY FROM LIFTING MY COCK. 114 00:05:52,117 --> 00:05:53,784 OKAY, STOP. YOU CAN'T BE DOING THIS 115 00:05:53,786 --> 00:05:55,452 IN FRONT OF ALL THE STUDIO EXECS, ALL RIGHT? 116 00:05:55,454 --> 00:05:56,887 DON'T BE SUCH A SUIT. 117 00:05:56,889 --> 00:05:58,087 YOUR DAD WOULD BE EMBARRASSED. 118 00:05:58,089 --> 00:06:00,457 FUCK YOU. THE GAME HAS CHANGED. 119 00:06:00,459 --> 00:06:02,558 - RIGHT. - THIS IS YOUR "GAME OF FUCKING THRONES," 120 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:04,127 - YOU'RE NOT EVEN ACTING LIKE IT'S ANYTHING AT ALL. - OW, JESUS! 121 00:06:04,129 --> 00:06:05,594 YOU ALL RIGHT? ARE YOU OKAY? 122 00:06:05,596 --> 00:06:07,096 STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP! ARE YOU OKAY? 123 00:06:07,098 --> 00:06:08,798 80S GIVE WAY TO 70S. 124 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:11,767 THAT WILL STAY FOR WEDNESDAY. 125 00:06:11,769 --> 00:06:14,171 SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT HEAT, THE RELIEF IS COMING IN 126 00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:15,605 AS WE HEAD ON THROUGH THIS WEEK. 127 00:06:15,607 --> 00:06:17,007 HERE'S THE EXTENDED FORECAST NOW. 128 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:19,875 THERE ARE UPPER 70S TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY... 129 00:06:19,877 --> 00:06:22,878 BEFORE WE GO BACK TO SAM, SOME NEWS JUST COMING IN. 130 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,481 THE ACTOR ATTICUS SMITH 131 00:06:24,483 --> 00:06:26,582 HAS BEEN HOSPITALIZED IN LOS ANGELES. 132 00:06:26,584 --> 00:06:28,952 THE 70-YEAR-OLD, THREE-TIME ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING STAR 133 00:06:28,954 --> 00:06:30,519 OF SUCH FILMS AS "THE LANGUAGE OF MEN" 134 00:06:30,521 --> 00:06:32,822 AND "FOUR STAR GENERAL" 135 00:06:32,824 --> 00:06:34,156 IS REPORTEDLY IN STABLE CONDITION 136 00:06:34,158 --> 00:06:36,827 AFTER COLLAPSING AT AN EVENT LAST NIGHT. 137 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:39,863 MR. SMITH WAS REPORTEDLY SET TO START SHOOTING THE FILM "GOD," 138 00:06:39,865 --> 00:06:41,464 PLAYING THE TITULAR ROLE. 139 00:06:41,466 --> 00:06:42,933 - WE WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED... - "GOD"? 140 00:06:42,935 --> 00:06:44,901 - MR. SMITH? - YEAH? 141 00:06:44,903 --> 00:06:46,635 THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW. 142 00:06:46,637 --> 00:06:48,940 STYLE, GRACE, POWER. 143 00:07:10,062 --> 00:07:11,627 HE'S DOING FINE. I'M LOOKING AT HIM RIGHT NOW. 144 00:07:11,629 --> 00:07:13,863 - HE'S DOING AMAZING. - WHAT? 145 00:07:13,865 --> 00:07:16,199 - THE MOVIE DOESN'T EVEN START FILMING TILL OCTOBER. - WE NEED HIM HEALTHY. 146 00:07:16,201 --> 00:07:18,134 WHAT IS THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. THERE'S SO MUCH RADIATION HERE. 147 00:07:18,136 --> 00:07:20,202 - CAN YOU HEAR ME? HELLO? - I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! 148 00:07:20,204 --> 00:07:22,105 - HEY, EVERYTHING IS GREAT, RIGHT? - JIMMY, STOP I CAN HEAR YOU... 149 00:07:22,107 --> 00:07:23,539 - HEY, DR. FISCHER? - OH, MY GOD. 150 00:07:23,541 --> 00:07:24,541 DR. FISCHER, WHAT'S THE SITUATION? 151 00:07:24,543 --> 00:07:25,875 IT'S THE SAME. 152 00:07:25,877 --> 00:07:28,043 DR. GEORGES PROBABLY WANTS TO OPERATE ON HIM 153 00:07:28,045 --> 00:07:29,512 AS EARLY AS NEXT WEEK. 154 00:07:29,514 --> 00:07:30,747 NO! NO! ARE YOU CRAZY? 155 00:07:30,749 --> 00:07:32,082 - SHH, SHH, SHH. - NO, LISTEN TO ME, 156 00:07:32,084 --> 00:07:33,783 HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING IS NEXT WEEK. 157 00:07:33,785 --> 00:07:35,584 IT'S THE ONLY PERSON HE LOVES MORE THAN HIMSELF 158 00:07:35,586 --> 00:07:38,587 AND ME AND MY DAD. 159 00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:42,259 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 160 00:07:42,261 --> 00:07:44,094 - IS HE OKAY? - HE'S UP. 161 00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:45,795 - CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND YOU. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 162 00:07:45,797 --> 00:07:48,130 WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME WHERE THE FUCK I AM? 163 00:07:48,132 --> 00:07:49,699 GOOD GOD. 164 00:07:49,701 --> 00:07:53,536 I HAVEN'T SEEN LEGS LIKE THAT ON A NURSE SINCE THE 70S 165 00:07:53,538 --> 00:07:55,171 WHEN THEY WERE ALLOWED TO WEAR SHORT SKIRTS. 166 00:07:55,173 --> 00:07:56,973 I'M DR. FISCHER. 167 00:07:56,975 --> 00:07:58,108 - LIE BACK. - DOCTOR? 168 00:07:58,110 --> 00:07:59,276 YOU'VE HAD A HEART ATTACK. 169 00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:00,709 TAKE A DEEP BREATH FOR ME. 170 00:08:00,711 --> 00:08:02,312 RELAX. 171 00:08:02,314 --> 00:08:03,680 JIMMY! 172 00:08:03,682 --> 00:08:04,947 - GOOD GOD. - EASY. 173 00:08:04,949 --> 00:08:07,716 THERE YOU GO. 174 00:08:07,718 --> 00:08:09,252 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 175 00:08:09,254 --> 00:08:11,154 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - EASY. EASY. 176 00:08:11,156 --> 00:08:13,889 - WHO LET THAT JACKASS IN HERE? - IS HE OKAY? 177 00:08:13,891 --> 00:08:16,659 WHAT'S HE DOING SLEEPING ON A TEDDY BEAR? 178 00:08:16,661 --> 00:08:18,830 - IS HE HALLUCINATING? - I DON'T THINK SO. 179 00:08:20,732 --> 00:08:22,635 IT'S MY GODDAMN SON. 180 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:26,002 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO GET HIM 181 00:08:26,004 --> 00:08:27,637 I GOT A TERRIBLE THIRST. CAN I HAVE A DRINK? 182 00:08:27,639 --> 00:08:30,673 - YES - DON'T GET HIM. DON'T GET... OH. 183 00:08:30,675 --> 00:08:32,908 HEY, TEDDY BEAR. 184 00:08:32,910 --> 00:08:35,344 ADAM. 185 00:08:35,346 --> 00:08:36,845 JUST LITTLE SIPS. 186 00:08:36,847 --> 00:08:39,214 MM. 187 00:08:41,019 --> 00:08:42,020 THANK YOU. 188 00:08:46,191 --> 00:08:47,927 YOU DON'T LOOK THAT BAD. 189 00:08:50,028 --> 00:08:53,028 YOU LOOK LIKE OSAMA BIN LADEN'S NUTSACK. 190 00:08:53,030 --> 00:08:54,863 IT'S A BEARD. 191 00:08:54,865 --> 00:08:56,833 NO SHIT. 192 00:08:56,835 --> 00:08:58,334 YOU IN PAIN? 193 00:08:58,336 --> 00:09:01,137 HAVE YOU EVER HAD A HEART ATTACK? 194 00:09:01,139 --> 00:09:04,708 IT'S LIKE BEING SHOT IN THE CHEST WITH A FAT PERSON. 195 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:07,042 CAN YOU JUST ANSWER FROM A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN 196 00:09:07,044 --> 00:09:08,645 INSTEAD OF ABSURD METAPHORS? 197 00:09:08,647 --> 00:09:10,914 ABSURD? LOOK, I WAS IN MOROCCO 198 00:09:10,916 --> 00:09:14,783 SHOOTING "LOVE IN THE SANDS" AND I SAW A 400-POUND ARAB 199 00:09:14,785 --> 00:09:18,153 BEING SHOT OUT OF A CANNON AT A CIRCUS. 200 00:09:18,155 --> 00:09:19,922 HOW'D IT HAPPEN? 201 00:09:19,924 --> 00:09:21,690 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE HE CLIMBED UP A LADDER. 202 00:09:21,692 --> 00:09:23,826 OR PERHAPS THEY LOWERED HIM IN ON A CRANE. 203 00:09:23,828 --> 00:09:26,161 - HE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT... - IT WAS 30 YEARS AGO FOR FUCK'S SAKE. 204 00:09:26,163 --> 00:09:28,198 HE HAD MAJOR ARTERIAL BLOCKAGE. 205 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:31,066 - SO, WHAT, IS HE DYING? - EXCUSE MY FRENCH, 206 00:09:31,068 --> 00:09:33,305 BUT WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF? 207 00:09:34,905 --> 00:09:36,138 YEAH, I'M DONE. 208 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:39,242 - GOOD. - OH. 209 00:09:39,244 --> 00:09:41,076 THESE ARE FOR YOU, BY THE WAY. 210 00:09:41,078 --> 00:09:42,778 - THANK YOU. - YEAH. 211 00:09:42,780 --> 00:09:44,781 MEN DON'T BRING OTHER MEN FLOWERS, 212 00:09:44,783 --> 00:09:45,882 BY THE WAY. 213 00:09:45,884 --> 00:09:47,883 THEY'RE FROM ANNABEL, ASSHOLE. 214 00:09:47,885 --> 00:09:50,052 I BROUGHT YOU A FLAGON OF WHISKEY AND A CAROUSEL OF WHORES! 215 00:09:50,054 --> 00:09:52,222 OH, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT. WELL, SHOW THEM IN THEN, HOTSHOT! 216 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:55,057 EASY. STAY CALM. 217 00:09:55,059 --> 00:09:56,392 WHY'D YOU DO THAT? 218 00:09:56,394 --> 00:09:59,262 WELL, THANK GOD HE'S OKAY. 219 00:09:59,264 --> 00:10:01,196 YEAH, WELL, ATTICUS ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE OKAY. 220 00:10:01,198 --> 00:10:03,900 LISTEN, I GOT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 221 00:10:03,902 --> 00:10:05,304 WHAT? 222 00:10:07,072 --> 00:10:09,939 WHAT? 223 00:10:09,941 --> 00:10:11,741 I LOATHE HIM. I... 224 00:10:11,743 --> 00:10:13,376 NO. NO, NO, NO. 225 00:10:13,378 --> 00:10:15,244 DON'T SAY THAT. 226 00:10:15,246 --> 00:10:17,079 DO YOU WANT HISTORY TO REPEAT ITSELF 227 00:10:17,081 --> 00:10:19,181 WHEN WE HAVE OUR OWN LITTLE FAMILY? 228 00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:21,884 ARE WE THINKING ABOUT THAT? 229 00:10:21,886 --> 00:10:23,254 WELL, WE'RE NOT... 230 00:10:25,724 --> 00:10:27,860 WE'RE NOT NOT THINKING OF IT. 231 00:10:29,326 --> 00:10:31,795 YEAH, I... 232 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:33,430 ARE YOU OKAY? 233 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:35,364 YOU SOUND KIND OF STRANGE. 234 00:10:36,967 --> 00:10:40,469 - ADAM? - YEAH. I'M... 235 00:10:40,471 --> 00:10:42,037 HOW'S THE SCORE GOING, BY THE WAY? 236 00:10:42,039 --> 00:10:44,140 - GREAT. - YEAH? 237 00:10:44,142 --> 00:10:45,974 IAN'S AMAZING, LIKE YOU SAID. 238 00:10:45,976 --> 00:10:47,977 I BROUGHT YOUR OLD LAPTOP BECAUSE MINE CRASHED. 239 00:10:47,979 --> 00:10:49,713 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. 240 00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:53,182 AND, OH, I FORGOT HOW FUCKING AWESOME CRUMPETS ARE. 241 00:10:53,184 --> 00:10:54,718 MMM. 242 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,720 PROBABLY GAINED A FEW STONE. 243 00:10:57,722 --> 00:10:59,823 I JUST MISS YOU. I'M SORRY. 244 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,724 JUST A WEEK TILL ANNABEL'S. 245 00:11:01,726 --> 00:11:04,230 - I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU, TOO. 246 00:11:09,134 --> 00:11:11,334 SO, I NEED THIS LIKE I NEED TITS. 247 00:11:11,336 --> 00:11:13,869 OH, MY GOD, I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU WITH BIG MILKIES, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 248 00:11:13,871 --> 00:11:16,839 OKAY, OKAY, WAIT A SECOND. WAIT A SECOND. 249 00:11:16,841 --> 00:11:18,007 WE CAN'T INSURE HIM. HE'S FIRED. 250 00:11:18,009 --> 00:11:19,475 HE'S GONNA BE FINE, OKAY? 251 00:11:19,477 --> 00:11:21,009 YOU SHOULD'VE BROUGHT ROSES OR SOMETHING. 252 00:11:21,011 --> 00:11:23,412 - A GESTURE TO SHOW... - HEY, JUST REMEMBER, 253 00:11:23,414 --> 00:11:25,114 I CAN MAKE ONE PHONE CALL 254 00:11:25,116 --> 00:11:26,916 WHILE I TAKE MY MORNING SHIT... 255 00:11:26,918 --> 00:11:29,853 - OKAY. - AND GET ANY ACTOR I WANT TO REPLACE HIM. 256 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,153 YOU DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT. 257 00:11:31,155 --> 00:11:32,488 YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE TO REPLACE HIM, OKAY? 258 00:11:32,490 --> 00:11:34,858 COME ON, GO SEE HIM. COME ON, IT'S FINE. 259 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,825 DON'T TOUCH ME. I'M COMING. 260 00:11:36,827 --> 00:11:38,261 JIMMY! 261 00:11:38,263 --> 00:11:39,829 JACK! 262 00:11:39,831 --> 00:11:41,263 THIS IS THE HEAD HONCHO. IT'S GOOD OF YOU TO... 263 00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:42,931 I'M NOT GONNA BEAT AROUND THE BUSH. 264 00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:44,199 YEAH? 265 00:11:44,201 --> 00:11:45,801 I NEED TO PROTECT THIS FRANCHISE. 266 00:11:45,803 --> 00:11:47,903 I NEED YOU HEALTHY. 267 00:11:47,905 --> 00:11:50,473 LISTEN, JACK, IT'S JUST A LITTLE OPERATION 268 00:11:50,475 --> 00:11:52,208 AND I'M GOING TO BE FLYING. 269 00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:53,877 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DOCTOR? 270 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,778 OKAY, NURSE WILL BE IN SHORTLY. 271 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:57,914 - THANK YOU, DOCTOR. HE'S GONNA BE GREAT. - THANK YOU. 272 00:11:57,916 --> 00:12:00,983 I BET SHE'S MATCHES AND GASOLINE IN THE SACK, WOULDN'T YOU SAY, JACK? 273 00:12:00,985 --> 00:12:03,118 - I CAN HEAR YOU. - YOU NEED TO FOLLOW THE RULES. 274 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,121 - I'M A GOOD SOLDIER, YOU KNOW ME. - DON'T BE CUTE. 275 00:12:05,123 --> 00:12:06,855 LOOK, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN, JACK. 276 00:12:06,857 --> 00:12:08,424 YOU'LL WEAR YOURSELF OUT STANDING THERE. 277 00:12:08,426 --> 00:12:09,459 CAN YOU KEEP IT CLEAN? 278 00:12:09,461 --> 00:12:10,526 YEAH, SURE. 279 00:12:10,528 --> 00:12:12,262 NO DRINKING, NO DRUGGING? 280 00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:13,063 - YEAH... - NO FUCKING? 281 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,497 OH, COME ON, I'M AN OLD MAN NOW. 282 00:12:14,499 --> 00:12:16,331 DON'T DICK AROUND WITH ME. 283 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:19,802 THIS ISN'T LIKE IT USED TO BE WHEN WE WERE YOUNG AND FREE. 284 00:12:19,804 --> 00:12:23,506 I MEAN, I HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO MY SHAREHOLDERS NOW. 285 00:12:23,508 --> 00:12:26,575 I ANSWER TO A BOARD, AND LIKE IT OR NOT, SO DO YOU. 286 00:12:26,577 --> 00:12:28,877 YEAH, WELL, ALL RIGHT. I GET IT. 287 00:12:28,879 --> 00:12:30,479 NO TITS, TOOTS, OR SIPS. 288 00:12:30,481 --> 00:12:32,114 I NEED YOUR WORD, ATTICUS. 289 00:12:32,116 --> 00:12:34,249 YOU HAVE MY WORD! YOU HAVE JIMMY'S WORD, TOO. 290 00:12:34,251 --> 00:12:37,186 YEAH, THERE'S NO TITS, TATS OR TIPS... THERE'S NONE OF IT. 291 00:12:37,188 --> 00:12:40,556 THAT'S RIGHT, I MEAN... COME ON, JACK, WE GO BACK. 292 00:12:40,558 --> 00:12:44,929 WE'RE GONNA DO THIS SHOW WITH OR WITHOUT YOU. 293 00:12:46,096 --> 00:12:47,430 OKAY. 294 00:12:47,432 --> 00:12:49,498 OKAY, I GOT TO GET BACK. 295 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,267 - GET BETTER. - GOOD OF YOU TO COME. 296 00:12:51,269 --> 00:12:53,036 THANKS FOR COMING BY, JACK. 297 00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:54,503 THAT MEANS A LOT. I APPRECIATE IT, BUDDY. 298 00:12:54,505 --> 00:12:55,872 GIVE MY LOVE TO MAYBELLINE. 299 00:12:55,874 --> 00:12:56,873 YEAH, YEAH. 300 00:13:12,323 --> 00:13:14,357 SO, DAD, HOW ARE YOU FEELING NOW? ARE YOU OKAY? 301 00:13:14,359 --> 00:13:16,526 SWEETHEART, I'M FINE. I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER. 302 00:13:16,528 --> 00:13:17,393 YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 303 00:13:17,395 --> 00:13:18,962 DAD, COME ON, NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT? 304 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,262 - YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL. - HE WAS DOING COKE! 305 00:13:20,264 --> 00:13:21,531 - WHAT? - OKAY. 306 00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:22,931 JESUS CHRIST, WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE 307 00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:24,367 I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FACE. 308 00:13:24,369 --> 00:13:28,137 YOUR BROTHER IS HERE, UNFORTUNATELY. 309 00:13:28,139 --> 00:13:29,472 DO NOT FIGHT WITH HIM. 310 00:13:29,474 --> 00:13:33,075 YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP YOUR STRESS LEVELS DOWN. 311 00:13:33,077 --> 00:13:34,076 ARE YOU LISTENING TO THE DOCTORS? 312 00:13:34,078 --> 00:13:35,411 YES, YES, YES, 313 00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:38,580 DR. FISCHER'S GOT ME WELL UNDER CONTROL. 314 00:13:38,582 --> 00:13:40,650 SHE'S GONNA HAVE ME OUT 315 00:13:40,652 --> 00:13:43,151 LOOKING BRIGHT AND BREEZY FOR THE WEDDING. 316 00:13:43,153 --> 00:13:45,021 NO, YOU NEED TO STAY PUT. 317 00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:46,421 WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA POSTPONE IT? 318 00:13:46,423 --> 00:13:48,291 NO, WE CAN'T CHANGE THE DATE, DAD. 319 00:13:48,293 --> 00:13:49,892 MOM'S ALREADY PAID FOR EVERYTHING. 320 00:13:49,894 --> 00:13:51,661 BUT TELL HER I'LL REIMBURSE HER. 321 00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:53,496 FOR GOD'S SAKE, IT'S MY MONEY ANYWAY, TECHNICALLY. 322 00:13:53,498 --> 00:13:54,930 YOUR MOTHER IS A BITCH. 323 00:13:54,932 --> 00:13:56,431 - IS DR. FISCHER THERE? - OH, WOW. 324 00:13:56,433 --> 00:13:58,133 DR. FISCHER IS ALWAYS HERE, 325 00:13:58,135 --> 00:14:00,103 - LURKING. - GREAT, PUT ME ON SPEAKER. 326 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:02,204 - HI, ANNABEL. - DR. FISCHER, 327 00:14:02,206 --> 00:14:03,506 CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? 328 00:14:03,508 --> 00:14:06,342 OKAY, HE HAS SEVERE ARTERIAL BLOCKAGE. 329 00:14:06,344 --> 00:14:07,676 HE'S GONNA NEED SURGERY IMMINENTLY 330 00:14:07,678 --> 00:14:09,244 SO THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 331 00:14:09,246 --> 00:14:10,512 I'VE SPOKEN TO OUR SURGEON... 332 00:14:10,514 --> 00:14:12,348 AND I'VE SPOKEN... 333 00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:15,184 I'VE SPOKEN TO MY SURGEON IN NEW YORK, DR. ZISSER. 334 00:14:15,186 --> 00:14:18,554 HE'S THE BEST HEART SURGEON IN AMERICA, 335 00:14:18,556 --> 00:14:20,455 PROBABLY IN THE WORLD. 336 00:14:20,457 --> 00:14:22,624 AND HE'S GONNA DE-CLOG ME AFTER THE WEDDING 337 00:14:22,626 --> 00:14:25,560 IN PLENTY OF TIME FOR THE START DATE ON "GOD." 338 00:14:25,562 --> 00:14:26,561 IS THAT RIGHT, JIMMY? 339 00:14:26,563 --> 00:14:28,031 IF YOU DON'T DIE FIRST. 340 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,598 HE CANNOT FLY. 341 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,401 HE HAD ME LOOK INTO A MEDICAL BUS. 342 00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:33,036 OR A FUCKING AMBULANCE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. 343 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:35,405 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. WE CAN TURN ON THE SIRENS! 344 00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:37,373 DR. ZISSER IS VERY GOOD. 345 00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:39,074 WELL, THERE WE ARE. I'M CERTAINLY NOT GONNA HAVE 346 00:14:39,076 --> 00:14:41,643 ANYBODY ELSE CUT INTO ME, SO THE DECISION IS MADE. 347 00:14:41,645 --> 00:14:43,646 - TECHNICALLY, A MEDICAL BUS IS POSSIBLE. - SO, WE HAVE A DEAL. 348 00:14:43,648 --> 00:14:45,147 - BUT I DON'T RECOMMEND... - JIMMY CAN DRIVE ME. 349 00:14:45,149 --> 00:14:47,517 I CAN'T DO IT. I HAVE OTHER CLIENTS. 350 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:50,552 GODDAMN IT, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY YOU GOT OTHER CLIENTS. 351 00:14:50,554 --> 00:14:52,555 - ADAM'S GONNA HAVE TO DRIVE YOU. - WHAT? NO! 352 00:14:52,557 --> 00:14:54,656 - ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? - WHY THE FUCK AM I GETTING YELLED AT? 353 00:14:54,658 --> 00:14:56,325 - BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP. - I'M SORRY, 354 00:14:56,327 --> 00:14:57,694 WE'RE JUST... WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING SOMETHING. 355 00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:59,395 YOU THINK THIS HORSESHIT BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU 356 00:14:59,397 --> 00:15:01,698 ONLY AFFECTS YOUR RELATIONSHIP. IT DOESN'T. 357 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,566 IT BLEEDS INTO ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. 358 00:15:04,568 --> 00:15:07,402 DAD, THE ONLY WAY THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLE 359 00:15:07,404 --> 00:15:09,104 TO COME TO THIS WEDDING IS IF ADAM BRINGS YOU, 360 00:15:09,106 --> 00:15:11,340 I WANT YOU BOTH THERE, SO YOU DECIDE. 361 00:15:11,342 --> 00:15:14,076 BELLA, YOU'RE REALLY BACKING US INTO A CORNER HERE. 362 00:15:14,078 --> 00:15:15,277 YEAH, A BIG CORNER. 363 00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:16,311 CAN YOU PUT ADAM ON? 364 00:15:16,313 --> 00:15:17,479 WHY? 365 00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:19,350 SHE WANTS TO TALK TO ME, ALL RIGHT? 366 00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:23,355 YEAH, HANG ON A SEC. 367 00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:29,624 ADAM, HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU FOR ANYTHING? 368 00:15:29,626 --> 00:15:31,127 YES, MANY TIMES. 369 00:15:31,129 --> 00:15:34,063 HONESTLY, ADAM, I'M STANDING HERE, 370 00:15:34,065 --> 00:15:38,166 I'M HAVING THIS CONVERSATION IN A WEDDING GOWN. 371 00:15:38,168 --> 00:15:41,973 JUST GET OVER YOURSELVES AND GET HIM TO NEW YORK. 372 00:15:47,745 --> 00:15:50,713 YOU SAVED MY LIFE, 373 00:15:50,715 --> 00:15:53,315 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME. 374 00:15:53,317 --> 00:15:55,017 IT'S LUCY. 375 00:15:55,019 --> 00:15:57,020 - LUCY. - MM-HMM. 376 00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:58,387 WHAT A LOVELY LUCY YOU ARE. 377 00:15:58,389 --> 00:15:59,722 THIS IS CLOPIDOGREL BISULFATE. 378 00:15:59,724 --> 00:16:01,757 IT'S AN ANTIPLATELET DRUG. 379 00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:05,094 I WANT YOU TO TAKE ONE EVERY DAY BEFORE THE OPERATION, OKAY? 380 00:16:05,096 --> 00:16:06,094 IT'S ESSENTIAL. 381 00:16:06,096 --> 00:16:07,629 I TOLD YOUR SON, 382 00:16:07,631 --> 00:16:09,531 GIVEN HIM INSTRUCTIONS AS WELL. 383 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,133 CAN I ENGAGE ON IT? 384 00:16:11,135 --> 00:16:12,136 ENGAGE? 385 00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:15,805 NO, NO. 386 00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:19,675 YOU CANNOT ENGAGE WITH ANYONE OR ANYTHING. 387 00:16:19,677 --> 00:16:22,145 THERE'S NO DRINKING, THERE'S NO SMOKING, 388 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,478 THERE'S NO FRIED FOOD, 389 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,616 - THERE'S NO SUGAR. - NO SUGAR? 390 00:16:30,321 --> 00:16:33,256 YOU MENDED MY HEART. 391 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:37,392 IT IS WITH THE HEART THAT WE SEE TRULY. 392 00:16:37,394 --> 00:16:41,064 THE ESSENTIALS ARE INVISIBLE TO THE EYE. 393 00:16:42,366 --> 00:16:44,267 WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT, YOU ASSHOLE? 394 00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:46,502 LUCY, 395 00:16:46,504 --> 00:16:48,271 SORRY WE DIDN'T MEET SOONER. 396 00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:49,675 - THANK YOU. - YES. 397 00:16:51,609 --> 00:16:52,842 MM, MM! 398 00:16:52,844 --> 00:16:54,346 OH. 399 00:17:00,751 --> 00:17:03,154 - AU REVOIR. - YEAH, OKAY, CIAO. 400 00:17:13,131 --> 00:17:14,529 WHAT? 401 00:17:14,531 --> 00:17:17,368 YOU'RE A VERY SAD, SAD MAN, AREN'T YOU? 402 00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:24,172 OH, THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE PUSSY. 403 00:17:24,174 --> 00:17:25,607 OH, FUCK ME. 404 00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,543 I'M GONNA SHOWER UP. 405 00:17:27,545 --> 00:17:29,444 POUR ME FOUR FINGERS OF SCOTCH, WILL YOU? 406 00:17:29,446 --> 00:17:31,180 NO ICE. 407 00:17:31,182 --> 00:17:32,849 IT'S 8:30 IN THE MORNING. 408 00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:35,450 WELL, THEN BUZZ ROOM SERVICE AND GET SOME BLOODY MARYS 409 00:17:35,452 --> 00:17:37,385 AND WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DRINK. 410 00:17:37,387 --> 00:17:38,689 OH. 411 00:17:43,161 --> 00:17:44,392 ♪ FIGARO ♪ 412 00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:46,228 ♪ FIGARO, FIGARO, FIGARO ♪ 413 00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:47,529 ♪ FIGARO ♪ 414 00:18:04,214 --> 00:18:06,215 WHAT THE FUCK? 415 00:18:06,217 --> 00:18:07,816 WHERE'S ROOM SERVICE, HUH? 416 00:18:07,818 --> 00:18:09,751 - I DIDN'T CALL THEM. - WHY NOT? 417 00:18:09,753 --> 00:18:10,753 BECAUSE I WAS MEDITATING. 418 00:18:10,755 --> 00:18:12,622 MEDITATING? 419 00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:14,593 I THOUGHT THAT WENT OUT IN THE '70S. 420 00:18:16,426 --> 00:18:17,626 COULD YOU PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, PLEASE? 421 00:18:17,628 --> 00:18:19,461 YOUR CROTCH IS IN MY FACE. 422 00:18:19,463 --> 00:18:20,896 WELL, I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T INHERIT A DICK 423 00:18:20,898 --> 00:18:21,930 FROM MY SIDE OF THE FAMILY. 424 00:18:21,932 --> 00:18:25,433 IT'S A HELL OF A LINE. 425 00:18:25,435 --> 00:18:27,335 GOOD TO KNOW YOU WERE UP-CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH GRANDPA'S DICK. 426 00:18:27,337 --> 00:18:29,805 DAMN HARD TO MISS. 427 00:18:29,807 --> 00:18:31,407 LOOK, TRUST ME, I'M GOOD. 428 00:18:31,409 --> 00:18:32,878 WELL, WHIP IT OUT THEN, LET'S HAVE A LOOK. 429 00:18:34,612 --> 00:18:35,878 I'M NOT HAVING A DICK CONTEST WITH YOU. 430 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,648 WELL, THEN I REST MY CASE. 431 00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:41,717 GOD, CAN YOU PUT YOUR OLD HAGGARD COCK AWAY, PLEASE? 432 00:18:41,719 --> 00:18:43,885 IT LOOKS LIKE A ROTTEN BANANA. 433 00:18:43,887 --> 00:18:46,822 LOOKS PRETTY GOOD TO ME. 434 00:18:46,824 --> 00:18:48,924 CERTAINLY DOES THE JOB. 435 00:18:48,926 --> 00:18:52,194 DAMN IT, THIS IS SHOTGUN WILLIE'S BUS. 436 00:18:52,196 --> 00:18:53,796 THE LAST TIME I WAS ON THIS BUS 437 00:18:53,798 --> 00:18:55,430 WE WERE SHOOTING "BLOODY MARY MORNING." 438 00:18:55,432 --> 00:18:57,232 - WHOSE BUS? - WILLIE GODDAMN NELSON. 439 00:18:57,234 --> 00:18:58,767 - NOPE. - HE MUST BE PLAYING THE BOWL. 440 00:18:58,769 --> 00:19:00,670 IT'S NOT WILLIE NELSON'S BUS. THIS IS YOUR BUS. 441 00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,837 AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS ARNOLD, YOUR DRIVER. 442 00:19:02,839 --> 00:19:04,840 HEY, I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 443 00:19:04,842 --> 00:19:06,676 - HEY, BROTHER. - ARNOLD. 444 00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:08,878 IT'S A PLEASURE. PUT IT THERE. 445 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,712 - WHAT CHAPTER ARE YOU? - FOURTH. 446 00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:11,747 - FOURTH? - COME ON ABOARD. 447 00:19:11,749 --> 00:19:12,748 SHOW ME THE SIGHTS, ARNOLD. 448 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:13,949 WAS THIS WILLIE'S BUS ONCE? 449 00:19:13,951 --> 00:19:15,484 - CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? - WHAT? 450 00:19:15,486 --> 00:19:16,818 COME HERE, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND. 451 00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:18,421 - CAN I PUT THE BAGS DOWN? - ARE YOU FUCKING... 452 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:19,758 WHAT IS GOING ON? 453 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:23,226 THE STUDIO IS FUCKING PISSED, OKAY? 454 00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:24,360 THEY KNOW ABOUT THE ENTIRE TRIP. 455 00:19:24,362 --> 00:19:25,728 HOW DO THEY KNOW? 456 00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:27,729 BECAUSE MY ASSISTANT IS A FUCKING DICKHOLE 457 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,431 WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT. 458 00:19:29,433 --> 00:19:31,834 THAT GUY OVER THERE, THAT IS A SPY SENT FROM JACK. 459 00:19:31,836 --> 00:19:33,536 HE'S ALSO A NURSE, SO IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG, 460 00:19:33,538 --> 00:19:35,705 YOU CAN LEAN ON HIM, BUT THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO KNOW, 461 00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:37,006 HE IS NOT ON OUR SIDE. 462 00:19:37,008 --> 00:19:39,007 I'LL BE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH IN HERE. 463 00:19:39,009 --> 00:19:42,344 - UH-HUH. - HERE'S YOUR WARDROBE IN HERE. 464 00:19:42,346 --> 00:19:43,845 SHITTER IN HERE. 465 00:19:43,847 --> 00:19:45,381 UH-HUH. 466 00:19:45,383 --> 00:19:46,615 REFRIGERATOR. 467 00:19:46,617 --> 00:19:47,616 TRASH. 468 00:19:47,618 --> 00:19:49,317 COFFEE. 469 00:19:49,319 --> 00:19:51,754 YOU GOT YOUR TV, YOUR STEREO, AND SURROUND SOUND. 470 00:19:51,756 --> 00:19:54,356 ATTICUS DOES NOT HAVE MUCH FAMILY, ALL RIGHT? 471 00:19:54,358 --> 00:19:55,690 I MEAN, YOU SOLD HIM DOWN THE RIVER FUCKING YEARS AGO, 472 00:19:55,692 --> 00:19:56,691 AND HE BARELY SEES ANNABEL. 473 00:19:56,693 --> 00:19:58,661 - I SOLD HIM DOWN THE RIVER? - YEAH, YOU DID. 474 00:19:58,663 --> 00:20:00,462 HE WAS FUCKING AROUND ON MY MOTHER LIKE THE ENERGIZER BUNNY. 475 00:20:00,464 --> 00:20:02,498 - THAT'S MY FAULT? - HE'S A COCKSMAN. 476 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,766 OH, THAT'S AN EXCUSE NOW, 477 00:20:03,768 --> 00:20:05,433 - THAT HE'S A COCKSMAN? - YES! 478 00:20:05,435 --> 00:20:07,402 WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU ABOUT THIS? I'M NOT YOUR SHRINK. 479 00:20:07,404 --> 00:20:09,372 - I BARELY EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE. - YOU FUCKING PROBABLY BROUGHT IT UP. 480 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,940 I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE IN THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE. 481 00:20:10,942 --> 00:20:11,940 - CALM DOWN. - OKAY. 482 00:20:11,942 --> 00:20:13,808 STOP, LISTEN, OKAY? 483 00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:16,344 THE ONLY THING IN HIS GODDAMN LIFE THAT HE HAS IS HIS WORK, 484 00:20:16,346 --> 00:20:18,546 AND HE IS THIS CLOSE TO LOSING IT. 485 00:20:18,548 --> 00:20:21,549 SO DO ME A FAVOR, ALL RIGHT? TAKE CARE OF HIM. 486 00:20:21,551 --> 00:20:24,953 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH TIME YOU HAVE LEFT. 487 00:20:24,955 --> 00:20:27,390 DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING? 488 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,658 FOR REAL, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 489 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:29,758 YEAH. 490 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:32,428 YOU EVER BEEN IN THE JOINT? 491 00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,497 I DID A STRETCH AT SAN QUENTIN. 492 00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:35,930 ME, TOO. WHAT'D THEY GET YOU FOR? 493 00:20:35,932 --> 00:20:38,734 GRIEVOUS BODILY. 494 00:20:38,736 --> 00:20:41,003 I DID TWO NIGHTS IN GEN POP 495 00:20:41,005 --> 00:20:42,671 FOR PREPARATION FOR "CROSS BAR." 496 00:20:42,673 --> 00:20:44,472 YOU WERE BADASS IN THAT, MAN. 497 00:20:44,474 --> 00:20:45,775 - I WAS. - YEAH. 498 00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:48,811 GUT-SHANKED A SCREW WITH A TOOTHBRUSH. 499 00:20:48,813 --> 00:20:49,948 AH! 500 00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:56,052 LISTEN, MAN. 501 00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:59,755 THIS KID'S REALLY JAMMING ME UP. 502 00:20:59,757 --> 00:21:02,725 COULD YOU GET ME SOME BOOZE AND MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OF... 503 00:21:02,727 --> 00:21:03,729 YOU KNOW? 504 00:21:05,762 --> 00:21:08,331 I'VE GOT 15 YEARS CLEAN. 505 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,465 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 506 00:21:09,467 --> 00:21:11,334 CLEAN AND SOBER. 507 00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:13,635 15... WHY? 508 00:21:13,637 --> 00:21:15,537 BEST THING I EVER DONE, BROTHER. 509 00:21:15,539 --> 00:21:16,838 OH, COME ON, CUT THE CRAP. 510 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:17,907 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE PAYING YOU... 511 00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:19,909 - NOT HAPPENING. - I'LL DOUBLE IT. 512 00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:22,611 THE STUDIO GIVES ME STUNTMAN WORK. 513 00:21:22,613 --> 00:21:25,480 YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH THAT PAYS IN RESIDUALS? 514 00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:59,949 "IT CAME TO PASS AFTER THE DEATH OF ABRAHAM, 515 00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:04,786 GOD BLESSED HIS SON ISAAC. 516 00:22:04,788 --> 00:22:07,088 ISAAC DWELT BY THE..." 517 00:22:07,090 --> 00:22:08,457 ARE YOU READING THE BIBLE? 518 00:22:08,459 --> 00:22:09,458 YEAH. 519 00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:10,692 WHY? 520 00:22:10,694 --> 00:22:12,628 PREPARATION. 521 00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:14,466 FOR WHAT? DEATH? 522 00:22:15,665 --> 00:22:18,601 IT'S RESEARCH. 523 00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:20,536 THERE'S MORE TO PLAYING GOD 524 00:22:20,538 --> 00:22:23,909 THAN LEARNING THE FUCKING LINES. 525 00:22:25,643 --> 00:22:27,575 CAN YOU GET PORN ON THAT? 526 00:22:27,577 --> 00:22:28,878 ONE COULD, I DON'T. 527 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,146 LET'S HAVE A LOOK, COME ON. 528 00:22:31,148 --> 00:22:32,882 HERE, GIVE ME THE... WHAT DO YOU PRESS? 529 00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:34,517 I'M LOOKING AT MARK AND ANNABEL'S WEDDING REGISTRY. 530 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:38,153 MARK. 531 00:22:38,155 --> 00:22:42,525 WHAT'S MARK'S BACKGROUND? 532 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:47,062 HE WAS A JOCK. HE USED TO PLAY FOR THE CUBS. 533 00:22:47,064 --> 00:22:49,532 HE USED TO BE THEIR STAR PITCHER OR SOMETHING. 534 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:52,968 - HE RETIRED A FEW YEARS AGO. - YEAH, YEAH, I DON'T NEED THE WHOLE BIOGRAPHY. 535 00:22:52,970 --> 00:22:56,538 I MEAN... 536 00:22:56,540 --> 00:22:58,873 IS HE FULL OF SHIT? 537 00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:01,776 I DON'T KNOW. 538 00:23:01,778 --> 00:23:05,613 HE SENT ME A BIRTHDAY CARD ON MY BIRTHDAY. 539 00:23:05,615 --> 00:23:08,950 I MEAN, WHAT SORT OF DIPSHIT DOES THAT? 540 00:23:08,952 --> 00:23:11,687 HE WANTED TO BE NICE TO HIS FUTURE FATHER-IN-LAW. 541 00:23:11,689 --> 00:23:13,725 MY GOD, WHAT AN ASSHOLE. 542 00:23:15,992 --> 00:23:18,059 DO YOU TRUST HIM? 543 00:23:18,061 --> 00:23:21,063 I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 544 00:23:21,065 --> 00:23:22,565 YEAH? 545 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:25,066 - ARNOLD... - ARNOLD, YEAH. 546 00:23:25,068 --> 00:23:27,236 ...THE STUDIO SENT HIM TO SPY ON YOU. 547 00:23:27,238 --> 00:23:29,904 NO SHIT, REALLY? 548 00:23:29,906 --> 00:23:32,908 WHAT, YOU KNEW? 549 00:23:32,910 --> 00:23:34,610 I'M HIP TO IT. 550 00:23:34,612 --> 00:23:36,144 - "HIP TO IT?" - YEAH. 551 00:23:36,146 --> 00:23:38,814 I CAN READ PEOPLE, ME. 552 00:23:38,816 --> 00:23:40,783 THAT'S A LAUGH. 553 00:23:40,785 --> 00:23:45,787 $350 FOR A JAM JAR? 554 00:23:45,789 --> 00:23:47,055 JESUS, IT'S OBSCENE. 555 00:23:47,057 --> 00:23:49,091 WELL, WHAT DO YOU CARE? YOU'RE RICH. 556 00:23:49,093 --> 00:23:51,626 YEAH, WELL I'M, NOT GOING TO SHELL OUT THAT SORT OF MONEY FOR A JAM JAR. 557 00:23:51,628 --> 00:23:55,132 AND FORGIVE MY ASKING, BUT DOESN'T JAM ALREADY COME IN A JAR? 558 00:23:57,835 --> 00:24:01,670 WHAT DO YOU DO BY THE WAY, EH? 559 00:24:01,672 --> 00:24:04,139 FOR A LIVING? 560 00:24:04,141 --> 00:24:06,674 SERIOUSLY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I DO? 561 00:24:06,676 --> 00:24:09,812 WELL... 562 00:24:09,814 --> 00:24:10,882 MAYBE I FORGOT. 563 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:16,051 - I'M A DOCUMENTARIAN. - NO! 564 00:24:16,053 --> 00:24:19,020 I MAKE DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT WOMEN IN FILM. 565 00:24:19,022 --> 00:24:20,689 WHY HAVE YOU NEVER INTERVIEWED ME? 566 00:24:20,691 --> 00:24:21,957 I LOVE WOMEN. 567 00:24:21,959 --> 00:24:24,793 HA! 568 00:24:24,795 --> 00:24:27,095 "HA"? 569 00:24:27,097 --> 00:24:30,199 WHAT DOES "HA" MEAN? 570 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:47,650 WHOA, THIS IS A GREAT CAMPSITE. 571 00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:48,984 YOU USED TO LOVE CAMPING WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE. 572 00:24:48,986 --> 00:24:50,251 YOU NEVER TOOK ME CAMPING. 573 00:24:50,253 --> 00:24:51,719 - I DID. - NO. 574 00:24:51,721 --> 00:24:53,154 - I DID. - NO, YOU DIDN'T. 575 00:24:53,156 --> 00:24:54,757 - WELL, YOUR MOTHER DID. - NO, SHE DIDN'T. 576 00:24:54,759 --> 00:24:55,824 WELL, SHE SHOULD HAVE DONE. 577 00:24:55,826 --> 00:24:58,661 THEY SAY THERE ARE BEARS HERE. 578 00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:00,328 - WE IN BEAR COUNTRY? - YEAH. 579 00:25:00,330 --> 00:25:03,298 WE SURE ARE. DON'T WANDER OFF. 580 00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:05,301 THEY'LL RIP YOU APART. 581 00:25:05,303 --> 00:25:08,003 YEAH? 582 00:25:08,005 --> 00:25:10,072 I FUCKING HATE BEARS. 583 00:25:10,074 --> 00:25:13,208 THEY'LL EAT YOU UP. 584 00:25:17,147 --> 00:25:19,648 JESUS! 585 00:25:19,650 --> 00:25:22,351 PORN'S SO FUCKING EXTREME THESE DAYS. 586 00:25:22,353 --> 00:25:24,085 YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR PILLS. 587 00:25:24,087 --> 00:25:25,921 SMACKING A WOMAN WITH THE TIP OF THE OLD WHITE SNAKE 588 00:25:25,923 --> 00:25:27,355 DOESN'T DO IT FOR ME, I'LL TELL YA. 589 00:25:27,357 --> 00:25:31,693 THIS IS LIKE BASKETBALL. 590 00:25:31,695 --> 00:25:33,228 HAVE YOU GOT ANY SALVE? 591 00:25:33,230 --> 00:25:34,662 I CHAFE LIKE A CHALKBOARD. 592 00:25:34,664 --> 00:25:36,332 YOU'RE NOT MASTURBATING WITH MY IPAD. 593 00:25:36,334 --> 00:25:38,066 - GIVE IT BACK TO ME... - NOPE, NOPE. YOU CAN BUGGER OFF. 594 00:25:38,068 --> 00:25:40,238 ATTICUS GIVE IT BACK, PLEASE. 595 00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:50,679 HERE WE ARE. NICE CUP OF TEA. 596 00:25:50,681 --> 00:25:52,280 THANKS. 597 00:25:52,282 --> 00:25:53,884 HMM, DON'T MENTION IT. 598 00:26:00,825 --> 00:26:03,691 "SEVEN ANGRY WOMEN." 599 00:26:03,693 --> 00:26:06,061 "A STUDY IN 17 PARTS 600 00:26:06,063 --> 00:26:10,001 ON THE GUIDING PRINCIPLE OF THE FEMALE SPIRIT." 601 00:26:12,068 --> 00:26:13,369 IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE WORKING ON? 602 00:26:13,371 --> 00:26:16,270 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 603 00:26:16,272 --> 00:26:19,642 WELL, IT'S NOT A VERY CATCHY TITLE. 604 00:26:19,644 --> 00:26:21,343 WELL, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CATCHY. 605 00:26:21,345 --> 00:26:24,747 I MEAN, IT'S POST-POST MODERNIST DOCU-FEMINIST CRITICISM, SO... 606 00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:25,750 POST-WHAT? 607 00:26:27,917 --> 00:26:29,418 YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 608 00:26:29,420 --> 00:26:31,186 YES, BUT WOULD ANYBODY? 609 00:26:31,188 --> 00:26:33,287 IT'S A BIT MUDDLED. 610 00:26:33,289 --> 00:26:36,758 OH, SHIT, YOU'RE RIGHT, ATTICUS. 611 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,260 YOUR TWO-SECOND VISUAL SNATCH OF MY WORK MUST BE RIGHT. 612 00:26:39,262 --> 00:26:41,196 I MEAN, THAT'S EIGHT YEARS OF MY LIFE. 613 00:26:41,198 --> 00:26:42,730 EIGHT YEARS OF MY LIFE. 614 00:26:42,732 --> 00:26:44,999 BUT YOU THINK IT'S MUDDLED. 615 00:26:45,001 --> 00:26:47,102 YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT. MAYBE I'LL JUST CHUCK IT, RIGHT? 616 00:26:47,104 --> 00:26:49,103 IT WAS JUST AN OBSERVATION. 617 00:26:49,105 --> 00:26:51,009 YEAH, THANKS FOR THAT. 618 00:26:54,944 --> 00:26:56,246 TOUCHY. 619 00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:38,987 THERE'S A BEAR IN THE BACK! 620 00:27:38,989 --> 00:27:40,756 - THERE'S A BEAR! - SHIT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 621 00:27:40,758 --> 00:27:42,458 - THERE'S A BEAR IN THE BACK! - AH! 622 00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:44,392 IN THE BACK OF THE BUS! IN THE BACK OF THE BUS! 623 00:27:44,394 --> 00:27:46,761 THERE'S A BEAR! THERE'S A BEAR! 624 00:28:20,029 --> 00:28:22,366 OH, JESUS. WHAT TIME IS IT? 625 00:28:24,934 --> 00:28:26,535 HEY, WHERE'S ATTICUS? 626 00:28:26,537 --> 00:28:27,872 I'M HERE. 627 00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:32,207 WHERE THE HELL'S ARNOLD? 628 00:28:32,209 --> 00:28:34,375 - I KILLED HIM. - WHAT? 629 00:28:34,377 --> 00:28:35,811 CHOKED HIM TO DEATH IN HIS SLEEP, 630 00:28:35,813 --> 00:28:36,879 BURIED HIM UNDER A TEEPEE. 631 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:38,546 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 632 00:28:38,548 --> 00:28:40,248 HE JUMPED SHIP. 633 00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:41,917 WELL, NOW I GOTTA CALL JIMMY. 634 00:28:41,919 --> 00:28:43,384 NO, NO, NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 635 00:28:43,386 --> 00:28:45,386 - NO. - ADAM, ADAM, ADAM, ADAM, ADAM. 636 00:28:45,388 --> 00:28:49,290 SON... 637 00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:52,527 LISTEN, I WASN'T GOING TO TELL YOU THIS, 638 00:28:52,529 --> 00:28:55,463 I DIDN'T WANT TO LAY IT ON YOU, BUT... 639 00:28:55,465 --> 00:28:58,033 YOU'RE BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE, I'VE GOT TO. 640 00:28:58,035 --> 00:29:00,004 NO, WAIT. 641 00:29:01,238 --> 00:29:03,538 LIKE JIMMY SAID, MAYBE YOU AND I 642 00:29:03,540 --> 00:29:04,840 SHOULD GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 643 00:29:04,842 --> 00:29:08,142 - OH, GOD. - MAKE UP. 644 00:29:08,144 --> 00:29:11,078 PUT THINGS RIGHT BETWEEN US. 645 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:14,082 OH, THIS SHOULD BE GOOD. I'M ALL EARS, ATTICUS. 646 00:29:14,084 --> 00:29:15,517 WHAT KIND OF THINGS? 647 00:29:15,519 --> 00:29:18,319 WELL, YOU KNOW, THINGS. I MEAN... 648 00:29:19,589 --> 00:29:22,557 WELL, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING... 649 00:29:22,559 --> 00:29:25,093 THAT I CAN... IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHERE TO START. 650 00:29:25,095 --> 00:29:26,428 I MEAN, UM... 651 00:29:26,430 --> 00:29:29,297 WOW, THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 652 00:29:29,299 --> 00:29:30,899 THANK YOU. 653 00:29:30,901 --> 00:29:32,534 WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY, LISTEN TO ME, 654 00:29:32,536 --> 00:29:36,071 I'M TRYING... 655 00:29:36,073 --> 00:29:37,238 I MEAN, WE HARDLY KNOW EACH OTHER. 656 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:38,606 IT'S BEEN 15 YEARS. 657 00:29:38,608 --> 00:29:40,909 I'M GONNA BE GONE SOON. 658 00:29:40,911 --> 00:29:41,910 OH, JESUS. 659 00:29:41,912 --> 00:29:43,946 IT'S NOT THAT I... 660 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,613 THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO? 661 00:29:45,615 --> 00:29:47,415 ASSHOLE! 662 00:29:47,417 --> 00:29:49,951 I THREW YOUR PHONE OUT OF THE WINDOW. 663 00:29:49,953 --> 00:29:51,886 WHAT THE FUCK, ATTICUS? I NEED MY PHONE! 664 00:29:51,888 --> 00:29:53,221 - I'M EXPECT... - OH, CALM DOWN. 665 00:29:53,223 --> 00:29:54,856 NO, I NEED MY FUCKING PHONE! 666 00:29:54,858 --> 00:29:56,424 WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT ABOUT YOUR PHONE ANYWAY? 667 00:29:56,426 --> 00:29:58,259 I HAVE TO CALL CLEMMY. 668 00:29:58,261 --> 00:30:00,461 WHO'S CLAMMY? 669 00:30:00,463 --> 00:30:02,230 CLEM, MY PARTNER. 670 00:30:02,232 --> 00:30:04,600 OH. THAT'S A SURPRISE. 671 00:30:04,602 --> 00:30:06,535 HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO GUYS BEEN TOGETHER? 672 00:30:06,537 --> 00:30:09,004 OH, VERY FUNNY. SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND. 673 00:30:09,006 --> 00:30:10,639 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU SAY THAT? 674 00:30:10,641 --> 00:30:12,341 BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE TO INFANTILIZE HER, ALL RIGHT? 675 00:30:12,343 --> 00:30:14,276 SHE'S NOT A GIRL. SHE'S A WOMAN. 676 00:30:14,278 --> 00:30:16,178 - NOT THAT YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE... - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 677 00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:18,479 - VEGAS, 21 MILES. - OH... 678 00:30:18,481 --> 00:30:20,515 - WELL! - WE'RE NOT GOING TO VEGAS! 679 00:30:20,517 --> 00:30:22,584 WE BETTER GET SOME BREAKFAST, BUILD UP OUR STRENGTH, 680 00:30:22,586 --> 00:30:24,255 IT'S GONNA BE ONE HELL OF A NIGHT. 681 00:30:28,325 --> 00:30:30,459 YOU THINK THERE'S SUGAR IN THE OATMEAL? 682 00:30:30,461 --> 00:30:31,893 PROBABLY. 683 00:30:31,895 --> 00:30:34,962 I LOVED YOU IN "DEEP STACK JOHNSON." 684 00:30:34,964 --> 00:30:36,565 - DID YOU? - YEAH! 685 00:30:36,567 --> 00:30:38,033 THANK YOU. I PLAYED A GAMBLER. 686 00:30:38,035 --> 00:30:39,066 - HE DID. - HMM. 687 00:30:39,068 --> 00:30:41,670 I WAS QUITE GOOD ACTUALLY. 688 00:30:41,672 --> 00:30:46,642 I'LL HAVE THE BREAKFAST PLATE COMBO AND SOME F... 689 00:30:46,644 --> 00:30:50,178 NO, HASH BROWNS AND, UM... 690 00:30:50,180 --> 00:30:51,546 A COUPLE OF THOSE APPLE THINGS. 691 00:30:51,548 --> 00:30:53,448 DO YOU WANT ME TO BIGGY-SIZE THAT FOR YOU? 692 00:30:53,450 --> 00:30:55,083 ABSOLUTELY. 693 00:30:55,085 --> 00:30:56,617 I HAVEN'T GOT ANY CASH. YOU... 694 00:30:56,619 --> 00:30:58,186 OF COURSE. 695 00:30:58,188 --> 00:31:00,255 - DO YOU WANT A COFFEE? - NO. 696 00:31:00,257 --> 00:31:01,256 OATMEAL. 697 00:31:01,258 --> 00:31:04,162 OATMEAL. OKAY. 698 00:31:06,430 --> 00:31:08,563 CAN I JUST POINT OUT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE EATING HEALTHY, 699 00:31:08,565 --> 00:31:10,699 NOT CLOGGING UP THAT FILTHY BLACK HEART OF YOURS? 700 00:31:10,701 --> 00:31:12,700 THIS IS EGGS, POTATO, 701 00:31:12,702 --> 00:31:15,136 - SAUSAGE. - WHATEVER. 702 00:31:15,138 --> 00:31:16,939 I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER. 703 00:31:16,941 --> 00:31:21,075 MY MOTHER DRANK TWO DRY MARTINIS EVERY NIGHT TILL SHE WAS 96, 704 00:31:21,077 --> 00:31:22,477 AND SHE'S YOUR GRANDMOTHER. 705 00:31:22,479 --> 00:31:24,578 YEAH, I KINDA PUT THAT TOGETHER. 706 00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:26,715 MM, THIS IS SO GOOD. 707 00:31:26,717 --> 00:31:29,250 THERE'S DEFINITELY SUGAR IN THIS. 708 00:31:29,252 --> 00:31:30,986 YOU USED TO LOVE SUGAR. 709 00:31:30,988 --> 00:31:33,388 YEAH, WELL, SUGAR'S POISON. 710 00:31:33,390 --> 00:31:35,657 SEE, WE'RE BASICALLY BEING SODOMIZED BY MONSANTO RIGHT NOW. 711 00:31:35,659 --> 00:31:37,325 I USED TO SLIP 712 00:31:37,327 --> 00:31:39,594 A PACKET OF M&MS INTO YOUR SCHOOLBAG, REMEMBER? 713 00:31:39,596 --> 00:31:43,065 WHEN YOUR MOTHER WASN'T LOOKING. 714 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:44,602 PUT THAT IN THE PLUS COLUMN, WOULD YOU? 715 00:31:52,442 --> 00:31:54,545 YOU KNOW THAT WASN'T BULLSHIT ABOUT FEELING OLD. 716 00:31:56,547 --> 00:31:58,482 THIS COULD BE THE END OF THE LINE. 717 00:32:01,117 --> 00:32:03,218 LOOK, AFTER THE OPERATION, YOU'LL PROBABLY BE HUMPING 718 00:32:03,220 --> 00:32:04,251 SOME EXTRA'S LEG IN NO TIME. 719 00:32:04,253 --> 00:32:05,487 NO, COME ON. 720 00:32:05,489 --> 00:32:08,190 THOSE BIG OPERATIONS, YOU KNOW... 721 00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:09,626 THEY REALLY FUCK YOU UP. 722 00:32:12,429 --> 00:32:14,932 YOU'RE AGING. IT HAPPENS. 723 00:32:17,433 --> 00:32:21,402 WE'RE BASICALLY ALL JUST BORN TO DIE. 724 00:32:21,404 --> 00:32:24,509 I HAPPEN TO THINK THAT WE'RE BORN TO LIVE. 725 00:32:26,175 --> 00:32:28,142 OH, THAT'S PROFOUND. 726 00:32:28,144 --> 00:32:31,046 WELL, LISTEN, I'VE GOT FIVE NIGHTS LEFT. 727 00:32:31,048 --> 00:32:34,649 FIVE NIGHTS BEFORE WE GET TO THE WEDDING 728 00:32:34,651 --> 00:32:36,551 AND THEY CUT ME OPEN 729 00:32:36,553 --> 00:32:39,121 AND GOD KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN. 730 00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:41,155 THIS IS LIKE THE LAST FLIGHT OF THE SHUTTLE 731 00:32:41,157 --> 00:32:42,524 BEFORE THEY RETIRE IT. 732 00:32:42,526 --> 00:32:44,392 - OH, GOD. - THIS COULD BE MY LAST RUN. 733 00:32:44,394 --> 00:32:46,094 PLEASE STOP TALKING IN METAPHORS. 734 00:32:46,096 --> 00:32:49,398 YOU'RE EITHER FOR ME OR AGAINST ME. 735 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,602 AND GOD HELP YOU IF YOU'RE AGAINST ME. 736 00:32:56,272 --> 00:32:57,506 - JESUS, WATCH IT. - HEY! 737 00:32:57,508 --> 00:32:59,740 THANKS VERY MUCH. 738 00:33:05,449 --> 00:33:06,651 WHO'S DRIVING? 739 00:33:32,843 --> 00:33:34,742 HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN ASLEEP? 740 00:33:34,744 --> 00:33:37,179 A COUPLE HOURS. 741 00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:39,314 WHAT? A COUPLE OF HOURS? JESUS. 742 00:33:39,316 --> 00:33:42,150 MUST HAVE NEEDED IT. 743 00:33:42,152 --> 00:33:43,151 HAVE WE PASSED VEGAS? 744 00:33:43,153 --> 00:33:44,352 YEP. 745 00:33:44,354 --> 00:33:47,756 OH, GOD. PULL OFF AT THE NEXT EXIT. 746 00:33:47,758 --> 00:33:49,458 WE'VE GOT TO TURN THE BUS AROUND AND GO BACK. 747 00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:55,162 SORRY, PAPA BEAR, HOUSE ALWAYS WINS. 748 00:33:55,164 --> 00:33:58,266 YOU KNOW, YOU USED TO BE A GOOD ACTOR. 749 00:33:58,268 --> 00:34:00,334 HAD GREAT PROMISE. 750 00:34:00,336 --> 00:34:03,138 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WALKED AWAY FROM IT. 751 00:34:03,140 --> 00:34:04,605 OH, I WONDER WHY. 752 00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:08,275 MM, SO DID I. 753 00:34:08,277 --> 00:34:10,512 LACK OF BALLS, BOY. 754 00:34:10,514 --> 00:34:11,746 YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FATHER. 755 00:34:11,748 --> 00:34:13,748 OH, COME ON. FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, 756 00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:14,816 LAY OFF ME, CAN'T YOU? 757 00:34:14,818 --> 00:34:16,485 I GOT ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE, 758 00:34:16,487 --> 00:34:18,320 I'M LIVING ON BORROWED TIME. 759 00:34:18,322 --> 00:34:20,291 YEAH, WELL, WE ALL ARE. 760 00:34:27,530 --> 00:34:30,465 MAYBE IT WOULDN'T BE THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IF WE DID SOME BONDING. 761 00:34:30,467 --> 00:34:33,434 OKAY. 762 00:34:33,436 --> 00:34:35,470 HOW DO YOU WANT TO START? 763 00:34:35,472 --> 00:34:36,641 SHOULD WE HAVE A HUG IN? 764 00:34:39,143 --> 00:34:42,209 WHAT WAS YOUR FATHER LIKE? 765 00:34:42,211 --> 00:34:43,411 OH, JESUS CHRIST, 766 00:34:43,413 --> 00:34:45,213 - YOU'RE GONNA START THERE? - WHAT? 767 00:34:45,215 --> 00:34:47,182 I WAS FOUR WHEN HE DIED. I BARELY KNEW HIM. 768 00:34:47,184 --> 00:34:49,684 YEAH, WELL, WELL, LET'S JUST... 769 00:34:49,686 --> 00:34:52,387 SAY HE WAS DIFFICULT TO TALK TO AND LEAVE IT AT THAT. 770 00:34:52,389 --> 00:34:54,588 DID HE SEE ANY OF YOUR MOVIES? 771 00:34:54,590 --> 00:34:56,291 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 772 00:34:57,594 --> 00:34:59,226 DO YOU THINK HE WAS PROUD OF YOU AT LEAST? 773 00:34:59,228 --> 00:35:01,929 WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS? 774 00:35:01,931 --> 00:35:04,166 WHY ARE YOU SO UNCOMFORTABLE TALKING ABOUT YOUR FATHER? 775 00:35:04,168 --> 00:35:06,668 I'M NOT... 776 00:35:06,670 --> 00:35:08,936 HEY, HEY, HEY, WE GOT A SITUATION. 777 00:35:08,938 --> 00:35:12,706 OH! HELLO! HEY, SWEETHEART. 778 00:35:12,708 --> 00:35:15,177 WHOA! HA! 779 00:35:15,179 --> 00:35:17,211 HI, GIRLIES. 780 00:35:17,213 --> 00:35:18,512 HONK THE HORN. 781 00:35:18,514 --> 00:35:19,813 I'M NOT GONNA HONK THE HORN. 782 00:35:19,815 --> 00:35:21,449 HEY! HONK THE HORN. HONK THE HORN. 783 00:35:21,451 --> 00:35:22,550 - NO. - THEY WAVED AT ME! 784 00:35:22,552 --> 00:35:25,619 - GO ON, HONK THE HORN. - NO. 785 00:35:25,621 --> 00:35:26,954 GO FASTER. 786 00:35:26,956 --> 00:35:28,356 - HIT THEM! HIT THEM! - NO! 787 00:35:28,358 --> 00:35:29,356 GO ON, JUST HIT THEM! 788 00:35:29,358 --> 00:35:30,691 - NO! - JUST HIT THEM. 789 00:35:30,693 --> 00:35:32,327 - HONK THE HORN AND HIT THEM. - STOP. STOP! 790 00:35:32,329 --> 00:35:33,528 OH, JESUS. 791 00:35:33,530 --> 00:35:36,197 THEY'RE GETTING AWAY. 792 00:35:36,199 --> 00:35:37,634 WE LOST THEM. 793 00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:43,438 THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT WAY TO BOND. 794 00:35:58,454 --> 00:35:59,456 HEY. 795 00:36:03,559 --> 00:36:04,992 I LOVE YOU. 796 00:36:04,994 --> 00:36:07,498 WHAT? 797 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,402 NOTHING. 798 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,715 DON'T GO ANYWHERE BECAUSE WHEN WE RETURN... 799 00:36:27,717 --> 00:36:31,253 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE WATCHING THIS CRAP 800 00:36:31,255 --> 00:36:35,356 SITTING IN THE BACK OF A FUCKING BUS 801 00:36:35,358 --> 00:36:37,825 IN A SEARS PARKING LOT. 802 00:36:37,827 --> 00:36:39,360 IT'S A WALMART. 803 00:36:39,362 --> 00:36:40,862 WELL, WHATEVER. 804 00:36:40,864 --> 00:36:42,800 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A STAR. 805 00:36:46,369 --> 00:36:47,936 I HAVEN'T LIVED IN THESE CRAMPED CONDITIONS 806 00:36:47,938 --> 00:36:49,970 SINCE I WAS IN THE ARMY. 807 00:36:49,972 --> 00:36:51,840 YOU WERE NEVER IN THE ARMY. 808 00:36:51,842 --> 00:36:55,644 WELL, I MADE SO MANY ARMY FILMS, I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN. 809 00:36:55,646 --> 00:36:58,749 LISTEN, I'M GONNA GO ON A PIZZA RUN. 810 00:37:00,751 --> 00:37:02,050 HI, MR. SMITH. 811 00:37:02,052 --> 00:37:03,851 THIS IS DR. KHAZAR'S OFFICE 812 00:37:03,853 --> 00:37:06,487 CALLING TO SET UP A FOLLOW-UP APPOINTMENT. 813 00:37:06,489 --> 00:37:07,621 PLEASE CALL US... 814 00:37:14,998 --> 00:37:16,664 - HEY. - HEY. 815 00:37:16,666 --> 00:37:18,599 OH, MY GOD. I'M SO SORRY I HAVEN'T CALLED. 816 00:37:18,601 --> 00:37:20,337 ATTICUS THREW MY PHONE OUT THE WINDOW. 817 00:37:21,905 --> 00:37:24,572 WHY ARE YOU RESEARCHING UROLOGISTS? 818 00:37:24,574 --> 00:37:26,474 WHAT? 819 00:37:26,476 --> 00:37:29,280 GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE RESEARCHING VASECTOMIES AGAIN. 820 00:37:31,347 --> 00:37:33,048 HANG ON A SECOND, WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT MY SEARCH HISTORY? 821 00:37:33,050 --> 00:37:34,516 ISN'T THAT KIND OF A BREACH OF TRUST? 822 00:37:34,518 --> 00:37:35,816 YOU DON'T YOU THINK THAT CLANDESTINE 823 00:37:35,818 --> 00:37:37,651 VASECTOMY RESEARCH IS MORE OF A BREACH? 824 00:37:37,653 --> 00:37:39,787 - VASECTOMIES? - ADAM, I THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER THIS. 825 00:37:39,789 --> 00:37:41,322 I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THIS. 826 00:37:41,324 --> 00:37:44,726 ARE YOU TRYING TO AVOID HAVING KIDS WITH ME? 827 00:37:44,728 --> 00:37:47,061 - NO. NO. - REALLY? 828 00:37:47,063 --> 00:37:48,697 'CAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE IT. 829 00:37:48,699 --> 00:37:50,932 - LOOK, I'M NOT... - LISTEN, I HAVE TO CONCENTRATE 830 00:37:50,934 --> 00:37:52,967 ON MY DOCUMENTARY FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS. 831 00:37:52,969 --> 00:37:55,704 LET'S JUST TALK AT ANNABEL'S WEDDING, OKAY? 832 00:37:55,706 --> 00:37:57,472 I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE BACK HERE AGAIN. 833 00:37:57,474 --> 00:38:01,675 I PROMISE I WON'T RESEARCH VASECTOMIES ANYMORE, OKAY? 834 00:38:01,677 --> 00:38:04,545 HEY, CLEM, WE'RE GOING TO DO A MIX OF THE FIRST CUE. 835 00:38:04,547 --> 00:38:05,780 I GOTTA GO. I'M IN THE RECORDING STUDIO. 836 00:38:05,782 --> 00:38:09,450 OKAY. I LOVE YOU. 837 00:38:09,452 --> 00:38:10,688 YOU, TOO. BYE. 838 00:38:29,972 --> 00:38:34,641 I THOUGHT OF TYING MY NUTS ONCE. 839 00:38:34,643 --> 00:38:35,979 BEFORE YOU WERE BORN. 840 00:38:38,481 --> 00:38:40,985 OF COURSE, IF I HAD, I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD YOUR SISTER. 841 00:38:44,387 --> 00:38:45,653 I'M ALL FOR IT. 842 00:38:45,655 --> 00:38:48,592 I THINK... I THINK THEY CAN BE GREAT. 843 00:38:51,628 --> 00:38:54,664 IF YOU WANT... MY TWO CENTS. 844 00:38:59,635 --> 00:39:02,340 I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT ADVICE, I'M AFRAID. 845 00:39:17,721 --> 00:39:19,389 DO YOU EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP? 846 00:40:09,706 --> 00:40:14,809 OH... 847 00:40:18,815 --> 00:40:20,148 DO YOU THINK HE HAS TO SHOUT? 848 00:40:20,150 --> 00:40:23,050 "ABRAHAM, GIVE ME A SON!" 849 00:40:23,052 --> 00:40:25,153 HE SHOULD HAVE GRAVITAS. 850 00:40:25,155 --> 00:40:26,753 HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO SHOUT, GOD, WOULD HE? 851 00:40:26,755 --> 00:40:28,822 HE'D HAVE SOMEONE TO RELAY IT FOR HIM. 852 00:40:28,824 --> 00:40:29,824 PERHAPS HE COULD TELEPHONE. 853 00:40:29,826 --> 00:40:31,693 BUT, I MEAN, IF YOU DID, 854 00:40:31,695 --> 00:40:33,595 THEN YOU COULD HAVE, YOU COULD HEAR ABRAHAM 855 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:36,197 REPLYING THROUGH THE... YOU KNOW, THAT SORT OF TELEPHONE VOICE. 856 00:40:36,199 --> 00:40:38,700 THAT WOULD BE QUITE MODERN, WOULDN'T IT? 857 00:41:28,617 --> 00:41:32,119 WOW, I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE SINCE WE SHOT "THROWDOWN." 858 00:41:32,121 --> 00:41:34,155 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KEPT IT ALL THESE YEARS. 859 00:41:34,157 --> 00:41:38,025 THIS IS WHERE I WANT TO BE BURIED. 860 00:41:38,027 --> 00:41:39,760 I'LL HAVE TO THROW A ROCK THROUGH THE WINDOW. 861 00:41:39,762 --> 00:41:42,098 I DON'T KNOW WHERE I LEFT THE KEYS. 862 00:41:49,072 --> 00:41:50,508 WE SHOULD MAYBE... 863 00:41:53,809 --> 00:41:55,008 BOBBY MUST HAVE OPENED IT UP. 864 00:41:55,010 --> 00:41:57,681 I'LL SEE IF HE'S TURNED ON THE WATER. 865 00:42:25,275 --> 00:42:26,911 ATTICUS? 866 00:42:29,913 --> 00:42:31,282 FUCK IT. 867 00:42:32,315 --> 00:42:34,115 YOU SHOULD COME IN, ADAM. 868 00:42:34,117 --> 00:42:36,150 I CAN'T BELIEVE THE OLD COOCH POT IS STILL WORKING. 869 00:42:36,152 --> 00:42:37,751 - IT'S BEAUTIFUL. - YOU'RE DRINKING? 870 00:42:37,753 --> 00:42:38,753 A LITTLE APERITIF. 871 00:42:38,755 --> 00:42:40,088 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 872 00:42:40,090 --> 00:42:41,655 YOU CAN'T EVEN WAIT TILL THE OPERATION? 873 00:42:41,657 --> 00:42:44,958 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A RED-THROATED LOON? 874 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,295 THEY'RE VERY RARE 875 00:42:47,297 --> 00:42:49,063 AND THEY'RE VERY SHY. 876 00:42:49,065 --> 00:42:51,798 AND I THINK... 877 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,400 THAT'S ONE SITTING ON THE BRANCH OVER THERE. 878 00:42:53,402 --> 00:42:54,869 HAVE A LOOK. 879 00:42:54,871 --> 00:42:56,804 YOU KNOW WHAT? THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY. 880 00:42:56,806 --> 00:42:58,905 EVERYONE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY, RIGHT? 881 00:42:58,907 --> 00:43:00,775 ADAM, COME ON. 882 00:43:00,777 --> 00:43:04,912 I'M HALF IRISH FOR FUCK'S SAKE. 883 00:43:04,914 --> 00:43:06,947 ANYWAY, ISN'T THERE SOME KIND OF RULE ABOUT DRINKING IN HOT TUBS? 884 00:43:06,949 --> 00:43:10,918 YES, THERE IS. IT SAYS "DO IT." 885 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,590 I THINK THAT'S A BALD EAGLE. 886 00:43:14,923 --> 00:43:17,090 I ONCE SHOT A BALD EAGLE. 887 00:43:17,092 --> 00:43:19,927 NEVER FORGIVEN MYSELF FOR IT. 888 00:43:19,929 --> 00:43:21,865 WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON MOM? 889 00:43:26,068 --> 00:43:27,969 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND TELL HER? 890 00:43:27,971 --> 00:43:30,438 I DIDN'T FUCKING TELL HER. 891 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,340 OH, COME ON, ADAM, IT'S 15 YEARS AGO. 892 00:43:32,342 --> 00:43:34,708 SURELY, YOU'VE GOT THE BALLS TO FESS UP TO IT BY NOW. 893 00:43:34,710 --> 00:43:36,811 YOU KNOW WHAT? BELIEVE WHATEVER YOU WANT. I KNOW. 894 00:43:36,813 --> 00:43:39,313 YOU SCREWED ME FINANCIALLY. 895 00:43:39,315 --> 00:43:40,914 YOU FUCKED UP THE FAMILY. 896 00:43:40,916 --> 00:43:43,117 - OH, I FUCKED UP THE FAMILY? - YEAH. 897 00:43:43,119 --> 00:43:45,153 YOU KNOW WHAT? TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE. 898 00:43:45,155 --> 00:43:47,789 YOU KNOW, YOU GO AROUND, YOU HURT PEOPLE, 899 00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:50,057 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT EATS THEM UP INSIDE. 900 00:43:50,059 --> 00:43:51,892 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF? 901 00:43:51,894 --> 00:43:54,061 YES, OF COURSE I AM! 902 00:43:54,063 --> 00:43:55,697 WELL, WHY ARE YOU USING THE THIRD PERSON? 903 00:43:55,699 --> 00:43:57,197 DON'T DO THAT. IT'S VERY CONFUSING. 904 00:43:57,199 --> 00:43:59,900 WHY AM I EVEN BOTHERING HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH YOU? 905 00:43:59,902 --> 00:44:01,702 YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF TALKING LIKE A HUMAN BEING 906 00:44:01,704 --> 00:44:03,104 BECAUSE YOU'RE A HOLLOW HUSK OF A MAN. 907 00:44:03,106 --> 00:44:04,405 JUST COOL IT. 908 00:44:04,407 --> 00:44:06,374 - JUST ENJOY THE EVENING. - OH, GO FUCK YOURSELF 909 00:44:06,376 --> 00:44:10,848 LIVE IN THE WORLD, NOT IN YOUR OWN BLOODY HEAD ALL THE TIME! 910 00:44:28,731 --> 00:44:31,331 SON OF A BITCH. 911 00:44:31,333 --> 00:44:33,200 JIMMY, IT'S ADAM. 912 00:44:33,202 --> 00:44:35,836 HEY, YOU DON'T FUCK WITH AN ANGEL. 913 00:44:35,838 --> 00:44:37,204 YOU TRYING TO GET US ON THEIR SHIT LIST? 914 00:44:37,206 --> 00:44:38,940 NOW I GOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE STUNTMEN'S UNION? 915 00:44:38,942 --> 00:44:40,407 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW? 916 00:44:40,409 --> 00:44:42,142 ATTICUS DID ALL THAT, ALL RIGHT? 917 00:44:42,144 --> 00:44:44,412 HE DRUGGED ME, THEN HE THREW MY PHONE OUT THE WINDOW. 918 00:44:44,414 --> 00:44:46,146 YOU KNOW WHAT, JIMMY? YOU NEED TO GET HERE NOW. 919 00:44:46,148 --> 00:44:48,249 YOU GOTTA GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER! 920 00:44:48,251 --> 00:44:51,017 SORRY, I'M... I'M AT A DOG SHOW RIGHT NOW. 921 00:44:51,019 --> 00:44:52,519 THERE'S A DOG NAMED MICKEY ON MY LAP RIGHT NOW 922 00:44:52,521 --> 00:44:55,423 THAT SMELLS LIKE CHANEL, AND MY NERVES 923 00:44:55,425 --> 00:44:57,492 ARE FRAYED, MAN. 924 00:44:57,494 --> 00:45:00,026 JACK JUST CALLED AND SAID HE'S INCHES AWAY FROM REPLACING ATTICUS 925 00:45:00,028 --> 00:45:01,461 WITH DONALD SUTHERLAND FOR GOD. 926 00:45:01,463 --> 00:45:03,865 I LIKE DONALD SUTHERLAND. 927 00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:05,233 WHAT ARE YOU... WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON? 928 00:45:05,235 --> 00:45:06,767 LOOK, I BOOKED HIM ON CHARLIE'S SHOW. 929 00:45:06,769 --> 00:45:08,034 IT'LL BE GOOD, THE STUDIO WILL SEE IT 930 00:45:08,036 --> 00:45:09,336 AND FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING IS OKAY. 931 00:45:09,338 --> 00:45:11,037 YEAH, WELL, HE'S NOT OKAY, ALL RIGHT? 932 00:45:11,039 --> 00:45:12,472 HE'S DRINKING LIKE A MADMAN. 933 00:45:12,474 --> 00:45:14,441 MY GOD, THEN PULL THE BOTTLE OUT OF HIS MOUTH! 934 00:45:14,443 --> 00:45:15,976 AND HE'S EATING A BUNCH OF SUGAR. 935 00:45:15,978 --> 00:45:17,845 THEN FEED HIM DIABETIC COOKIES! 936 00:45:17,847 --> 00:45:19,179 LOOK, JIMMY... 937 00:45:19,181 --> 00:45:20,380 THERE'S A LOT OF UNCERTAINTY IN MY LIFE. 938 00:45:20,382 --> 00:45:21,816 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS. 939 00:45:21,818 --> 00:45:23,284 LISTEN THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO DO, 940 00:45:23,286 --> 00:45:25,920 THE ONLY THING, IS MAKE SURE HE GETS THERE CLEAN, 941 00:45:25,922 --> 00:45:26,920 SOBER AND ALIVE. 942 00:45:26,922 --> 00:45:29,023 MY DOG IS MISSING A LEG. 943 00:45:29,025 --> 00:45:30,490 I GOT A THREE-LEGGED DOG 944 00:45:30,492 --> 00:45:33,026 AND HE'S ABOUT TO COMPETE IN AN OBSTACLE COURSE. 945 00:45:33,028 --> 00:45:35,095 A PIECE OF THE OBSTACLE COURSE IS LITERALLY HIM JUMPING THROUGH HOOPS. 946 00:45:35,097 --> 00:45:37,063 HOOP AFTER HOOP AFTER HOOP. 947 00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:39,400 DO YOU HEAR ME? 948 00:45:39,402 --> 00:45:40,834 TELL ME YOU'RE GONNA MAN UP! 949 00:45:40,836 --> 00:45:42,436 ALL RIGHT, JUST GET IT DONE, OKAY? 950 00:45:42,438 --> 00:45:44,137 GOOD-BYE. GOOD-BYE. 951 00:45:44,139 --> 00:45:46,874 I WANT ANOTHER DRINK. 952 00:45:46,876 --> 00:45:50,043 JUST GET ME ANOTHER BOTTLE. 953 00:45:50,045 --> 00:45:51,378 WE DON'T HAVE ANOTHER DRINK. 954 00:45:54,583 --> 00:45:57,552 YOU'RE A RAT. YOU'RE A RAT, YOU ARE. 955 00:45:57,554 --> 00:45:59,554 WHAT GOES ON SET, STAYS ON SET. 956 00:45:59,556 --> 00:46:01,956 YOU OUGHT TO REMEMBER THAT. IF I TEACH YOU ANYTHING... 957 00:46:01,958 --> 00:46:03,391 IF I TEACH YOU ANYTHING, IT'S THAT. 958 00:46:03,393 --> 00:46:05,092 YOU'RE A RAT. 959 00:46:05,094 --> 00:46:08,329 YOU'RE... GO FUCKING... GO IN A HOLE, 960 00:46:08,331 --> 00:46:10,164 YOUR RAT HOLE. 961 00:46:37,059 --> 00:46:39,293 AGE CANNOT WITHER HER, 962 00:46:39,295 --> 00:46:42,630 NOR CUSTOM STALE. 963 00:46:42,632 --> 00:46:44,030 AH. 964 00:46:44,032 --> 00:46:46,900 I HAD MY FIRST KISS IN THIS CAR. 965 00:46:46,902 --> 00:46:48,436 ELLIE THE MAKEUP GIRL. 966 00:46:48,438 --> 00:46:50,170 I WAS 15, SHE WAS 25. 967 00:46:50,172 --> 00:46:51,972 YEAH. 968 00:46:51,974 --> 00:46:55,508 I PAID HER A HUNDRED DOLLARS TO TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY. 969 00:46:55,510 --> 00:46:57,345 WAIT, WHAT? 970 00:46:57,347 --> 00:47:00,947 SHE TOLD ME YOU CHICKENED OUT. 971 00:47:00,949 --> 00:47:03,352 BIT RUDE CONSIDERING IT WAS A GIFT. 972 00:47:05,922 --> 00:47:09,523 COME ON, LET'S SHIT, SHOWER AND SHAVE. 973 00:47:09,525 --> 00:47:12,496 WE'RE WASTING DAYLIGHT. 974 00:47:16,132 --> 00:47:17,331 AH-HA! 975 00:47:17,333 --> 00:47:19,967 YEAH, SHE'S LIKE A LION! 976 00:47:19,969 --> 00:47:22,405 PUT THEM ON THE BACKSEAT. 977 00:47:32,581 --> 00:47:33,981 OH, AND JUST FOR THE RECORD, 978 00:47:33,983 --> 00:47:36,950 I DID LOSE MY VIRGINITY 979 00:47:36,952 --> 00:47:41,291 IN THE BACKSEAT OF THIS CAR WITH ELLIE AND ISABEL. 980 00:47:44,159 --> 00:47:45,928 YEAH, THAT ISABEL. 981 00:47:48,697 --> 00:47:51,932 GOOD GOD. 982 00:47:51,934 --> 00:47:55,536 WELL, I NEVER KNEW THAT WE CROSSED SWORDS. 983 00:47:55,538 --> 00:47:59,472 WITH MY ISABEL? AH. 984 00:47:59,474 --> 00:48:01,943 NICE WORK, SALOON BOY. 985 00:48:44,219 --> 00:48:46,619 HEY, IT'S CLEM. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE. 986 00:48:46,621 --> 00:48:48,324 SHIT. 987 00:48:53,663 --> 00:48:55,463 HMM. 988 00:48:55,465 --> 00:48:58,465 YOU KNOW, THAT MIGHT QUALIFY AS THE BEST SHIT OF MY LIFE. 989 00:48:58,467 --> 00:49:00,467 - OH, JESUS, YOU'RE DISGUSTING. - IS THAT MY PHONE? 990 00:49:00,469 --> 00:49:03,670 THAT IS PRIVATE AND VERY PERSONAL PROPERTY. 991 00:49:03,672 --> 00:49:07,273 CLEMENTINE'S NOT PICKING UP MY CALLS. 992 00:49:07,275 --> 00:49:09,476 WELL, SHE PROBABLY DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 993 00:49:09,478 --> 00:49:11,711 IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME. YOU DID LIE TO HER. 994 00:49:11,713 --> 00:49:13,414 I DIDN'T LIE TO HER. 995 00:49:13,416 --> 00:49:15,449 NO? 996 00:49:15,451 --> 00:49:18,351 - IT'S COMPLICATED. - ALL RIGHT. 997 00:49:18,353 --> 00:49:21,222 WELL, LOOK, YOU DRIVE, ALL RIGHT? 998 00:49:21,224 --> 00:49:23,490 THAT DUMP'S EXHAUSTED ME. 999 00:49:23,492 --> 00:49:25,061 BUT DON'T GET USED TO IT. 1000 00:49:34,369 --> 00:49:36,339 - SEAT BELT - FUCK OFF. 1001 00:49:41,244 --> 00:49:43,711 240 NORTH VAN BUREN. 1002 00:49:43,713 --> 00:49:45,612 GOD, IF THIS BOOK COULD TALK. 1003 00:49:45,614 --> 00:49:47,048 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA? 1004 00:49:47,050 --> 00:49:49,416 - ABSOLUTELY. - WHO IS SHE? 1005 00:49:49,418 --> 00:49:52,119 SHE WAS A CATERER ON A SERIAL KILLER MOVIE I DID 1006 00:49:52,121 --> 00:49:54,054 TO PAY FOR THE DIVORCE YOU CAUSED. 1007 00:49:54,056 --> 00:49:55,488 DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER? 1008 00:49:55,490 --> 00:49:57,458 DOES THE POPE HAVE A BALCONY? 1009 00:49:57,460 --> 00:49:58,492 WHY'D I EVEN ASK? 1010 00:49:58,494 --> 00:49:59,693 NUMBER 60. 1011 00:49:59,695 --> 00:50:00,697 GREAT. 1012 00:50:11,807 --> 00:50:13,139 WOW. 1013 00:50:13,141 --> 00:50:14,708 OH, THIS IS SO WRONG. 1014 00:50:14,710 --> 00:50:15,775 OH, YEAH. 1015 00:50:16,778 --> 00:50:19,512 YOU WAIT TILL YOU SEE HER. 1016 00:50:19,514 --> 00:50:21,784 HEL... 1017 00:50:24,653 --> 00:50:26,387 OH, MY GOD. 1018 00:50:26,389 --> 00:50:28,188 WHAT ARE YOU... NO, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE YOU AGAIN. 1019 00:50:28,190 --> 00:50:29,824 WELL, WELL, YOU'RE A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES. 1020 00:50:29,826 --> 00:50:31,559 WHAT IS HE DOING? MM! 1021 00:50:31,561 --> 00:50:32,592 - WHOA - HEY. UH, HELLO. 1022 00:50:32,594 --> 00:50:34,095 THIS IS MY SON, ADAM. 1023 00:50:34,097 --> 00:50:35,563 REMEMBER? I TOLD YOU ABOUT HIM. 1024 00:50:35,565 --> 00:50:37,231 OH, ADAM, YES. 1025 00:50:37,233 --> 00:50:38,865 APPLE OF YOUR EYE. HI. 1026 00:50:38,867 --> 00:50:40,633 - DID I SAY THAT? - YES, YOU DID SAY THAT. 1027 00:50:40,635 --> 00:50:43,704 - NO, I DIDN'T. - YOU DID SAY THAT. 1028 00:50:43,706 --> 00:50:45,639 WHO ARE YOU? 1029 00:50:45,641 --> 00:50:48,141 CHRIST, THAT'S NOT MINE IS IT? 1030 00:50:48,143 --> 00:50:49,809 IT? SHE IS EIGHT, 1031 00:50:49,811 --> 00:50:51,612 AND I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN 13 YEARS. 1032 00:50:51,614 --> 00:50:52,615 OH, THANK GOD. 1033 00:50:54,483 --> 00:50:56,717 YOU MARRIED A DAMN FINE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, D.D. 1034 00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:58,418 LOOK AT HER. LOOK AT HER. 1035 00:50:58,420 --> 00:51:00,354 - STOP. - OH, HEY, NOW, AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH? 1036 00:51:00,356 --> 00:51:01,856 HOW DO YOU KNOW EACH OTHER? 1037 00:51:01,858 --> 00:51:04,827 - WELL, WE WORKED... - WE WERE LOVERS. 1038 00:51:10,233 --> 00:51:12,532 SHIT. 1039 00:51:12,534 --> 00:51:15,635 LOOK, I THINK WE SHOULD BE HONEST. 1040 00:51:15,637 --> 00:51:18,572 I TRY TO BE TRUTHFUL IN MY LIFE, AND... 1041 00:51:18,574 --> 00:51:22,043 IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, BUT WE LAY TOGETHER. 1042 00:51:25,914 --> 00:51:28,849 YOU KNOW, I AM GOING TO GO CHECK ON THE FOOD. 1043 00:51:28,851 --> 00:51:32,521 HONEY, ELIZA, WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME SWEETIE? 1044 00:51:40,730 --> 00:51:43,898 YEAH, WELL... 1045 00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:48,536 IT TAKES A REAL MAN... 1046 00:51:48,538 --> 00:51:53,273 TO SAY WHAT YOU JUST SAID TO ME... 1047 00:51:53,275 --> 00:51:55,544 IN MY OWN HOME. 1048 00:51:58,914 --> 00:51:59,914 I RESPECT THAT. 1049 00:51:59,916 --> 00:52:03,320 AND... 1050 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,921 I LOVED YOU IN "JIVE ASS." 1051 00:52:07,923 --> 00:52:11,425 OH, WOW! 1052 00:52:11,427 --> 00:52:13,226 YOU'RE A GENEROUS MAN, D.D. 1053 00:52:13,228 --> 00:52:16,197 YOUR FATHER IS ONE TALENTED BASTARD. 1054 00:52:16,199 --> 00:52:17,731 YEAH. 1055 00:52:17,733 --> 00:52:20,733 D.D., LISTEN, YOU'RE A MAN OF THE CLOTH. 1056 00:52:20,735 --> 00:52:22,235 A DEACON. 1057 00:52:22,237 --> 00:52:23,637 WOULD YOU LET ME PICK YOUR BRAINS? 1058 00:52:23,639 --> 00:52:25,271 - OH, BY ALL MEANS. - YOU SEE, I'M ON A QUEST, 1059 00:52:25,273 --> 00:52:26,639 I'M ON A JOURNEY, 1060 00:52:26,641 --> 00:52:29,510 I'M TRYING TO GET CLOSER TO GOD. 1061 00:52:29,512 --> 00:52:32,579 I'M TRYING TO GET INSIDE GOD. 1062 00:52:32,581 --> 00:52:33,780 GOD'S A WOMAN. 1063 00:52:33,782 --> 00:52:34,782 YEAH, SHE MAY WELL BE, BUT... 1064 00:52:34,784 --> 00:52:36,416 OH, SHE MAY WELL BE, HUH? 1065 00:52:36,418 --> 00:52:37,717 SHE IS. 1066 00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:39,686 WHAT I'M REALLY INTERESTED IN 1067 00:52:39,688 --> 00:52:43,791 IS WHETHER YOU CAN GIVE ME ANY ADVICE 1068 00:52:43,793 --> 00:52:45,758 OF THE SPIRITUAL SORT, 1069 00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:49,530 I MEAN, PEARLS BEFORE SWINE. 1070 00:52:49,532 --> 00:52:51,398 SWINE. 1071 00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:54,304 I'D BE VERY HONORED TO LISTEN TO IT. 1072 00:52:55,938 --> 00:52:58,606 WELL... 1073 00:52:58,608 --> 00:53:00,608 THE SPIRIT IS LIKE A RIVER. 1074 00:53:00,610 --> 00:53:02,909 AND ALL YOU NEED TO DO 1075 00:53:02,911 --> 00:53:06,847 IS GET OUT OF ITS WAY AND JUST LET THAT RIVER FLOW THROUGH YOU. 1076 00:53:06,849 --> 00:53:08,949 - JUST FLOW. - FLOW. 1077 00:53:08,951 --> 00:53:11,351 THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT. 1078 00:53:11,353 --> 00:53:12,952 YOU'RE A WISE MAN. 1079 00:53:12,954 --> 00:53:14,988 NO, I'M JUST A MAN, JUST LIKE YOU. 1080 00:53:14,990 --> 00:53:18,025 I HOPE EVERYONE LIKES STEAK. 1081 00:53:18,027 --> 00:53:20,661 OH, HE'S A VEGETARIAN, BUT JUST THROW HIM SOME MASHED POTATO. 1082 00:53:20,663 --> 00:53:22,862 OH, MAN, I NEVER UNDERSTOOD VEGETARIANS. 1083 00:53:22,864 --> 00:53:23,963 NOR ME, D.D. 1084 00:53:23,965 --> 00:53:26,032 THIS LOOKS GREAT. 1085 00:53:26,034 --> 00:53:27,300 GOODNESS ME. 1086 00:53:27,302 --> 00:53:29,536 I HAVE TO TELL YOU, 1087 00:53:29,538 --> 00:53:31,338 THE ROAD GIVES YOU AN APPETITE. 1088 00:53:31,340 --> 00:53:32,505 YES. 1089 00:53:32,507 --> 00:53:34,441 BLESS, THIS FOOD, OH, LORD, 1090 00:53:34,443 --> 00:53:37,878 FOR OUR USE, AND US TO THY SERVICE, 1091 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,481 AND KEEP US EVER MINDFUL OF THOSE IN NEED. 1092 00:53:40,483 --> 00:53:44,651 AND BLESS OUR NEW FRIENDS YOU HAVE BROUGHT TO THIS TABLE 1093 00:53:44,653 --> 00:53:47,621 IN LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP. 1094 00:53:47,623 --> 00:53:49,055 IN JESUS' NAME, AMEN. 1095 00:53:49,057 --> 00:53:50,590 AMEN. 1096 00:53:53,396 --> 00:53:54,427 WE BOW OUR HEADS, 1097 00:53:54,429 --> 00:53:57,998 GREAT AND ALL-KNOWING FATHER, 1098 00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,599 TO PRAISE THEE FOR THY BOUNTY, 1099 00:53:59,601 --> 00:54:03,070 REPRESENTED TODAY 1100 00:54:03,072 --> 00:54:04,737 AS MEAT, 1101 00:54:04,739 --> 00:54:06,639 MASHED POTATO 1102 00:54:06,641 --> 00:54:08,508 AND SWEET FRUIT. 1103 00:54:08,510 --> 00:54:09,909 HOSANNA IN THE HIGHEST. 1104 00:54:09,911 --> 00:54:11,378 AMEN. 1105 00:54:11,380 --> 00:54:12,382 AMEN. 1106 00:54:13,815 --> 00:54:15,883 TELL ME, 1107 00:54:15,885 --> 00:54:20,354 IS THERE A FOUR SEASONS OR A RED ROOF INN? 1108 00:54:20,356 --> 00:54:22,655 - YES, WE HAVE A... - NO, NO, NO, NO! 1109 00:54:22,657 --> 00:54:24,624 YOU'LL STAY WITH US. 1110 00:54:24,626 --> 00:54:27,795 - NO. - NO, WE COULDN'T POSSIBLY IMPOSE. 1111 00:54:27,797 --> 00:54:30,563 THE TWINS ARE OVER-NIGHTING AT THEIR FRIEND JOEL'S HOUSE, 1112 00:54:30,565 --> 00:54:32,666 SO YOU CAN TAKE THEIR ROOM. 1113 00:54:32,668 --> 00:54:33,666 YOU HAVE TWINS? 1114 00:54:33,668 --> 00:54:35,001 YES, TWINS. 1115 00:54:35,003 --> 00:54:37,371 - AGE? - OH, NO, NO. 1116 00:54:37,373 --> 00:54:40,507 - OH, THEY'RE BABIES. - YES. 1117 00:54:40,509 --> 00:54:42,476 - WELL... - YEAH. 1118 00:54:42,478 --> 00:54:45,646 THAT'S ENORMOUSLY GENEROUS. 1119 00:54:45,648 --> 00:54:47,380 HE'S YOUR FATHER, ADAM. 1120 00:54:47,382 --> 00:54:49,083 START ACTING LIKE IT. 1121 00:54:49,085 --> 00:54:51,684 JUST BECAUSE HE'S YOUR FATHER DOESN'T MEAN HE HAS TO BE MINE. 1122 00:54:51,686 --> 00:54:55,088 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR CHICKENSHIT DADDY ISSUES, I'M GETTING... 1123 00:54:55,090 --> 00:54:57,557 YOU NEED TO OPEN YOUR EYES TO THIS WHOLE PARADIGM 1124 00:54:57,559 --> 00:55:00,760 I'M TRYING TO LAY OUT FOR YOU, WHICH IS OUR FATHER'S THE GODDAMN ANTICHRIST. 1125 00:55:00,762 --> 00:55:03,130 OKAY, I'M GETTING MARRIED IN A FEW DAYS. 1126 00:55:03,132 --> 00:55:04,865 - OH, YOU GOTTA GO? - I GOTTA GO. 1127 00:55:04,867 --> 00:55:06,400 FINE, I DON'T CARE. I GOTTA GO, I'M BUSY. 1128 00:55:06,402 --> 00:55:07,503 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. 1129 00:55:23,818 --> 00:55:26,619 I MEAN, THOSE BEDS, I HIBERNATED LIKE A BEAR. 1130 00:55:26,621 --> 00:55:30,624 I DIDN'T EVEN TURN OVER, I WAS SO COMFY AND COZY. 1131 00:55:30,626 --> 00:55:32,495 ANYBODY WOULD LIKE SOME FRESH... 1132 00:55:35,030 --> 00:55:38,798 WHAT DOES "A.C." STAND FOR? 1133 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,833 I BELIEVE IT STANDS FOR ANTI-CHRIST, ELIZA. 1134 00:55:40,835 --> 00:55:42,568 CAN YOU PASS THE GRITS, PLEASE? 1135 00:55:42,570 --> 00:55:44,771 THANK YOU. 1136 00:55:48,143 --> 00:55:49,876 YOUR CALL HAS BEEN FORWARDED 1137 00:55:49,878 --> 00:55:51,512 TO AN AUTOMATIC VOICE MESSAGING SERVICE. 1138 00:55:53,849 --> 00:55:55,648 IT'S NATURAL, ISN'T IT, TO BE WORRIED ABOUT 1139 00:55:55,650 --> 00:55:57,184 BRINGING A CHILD INTO THIS WORLD 1140 00:55:57,186 --> 00:55:59,586 WHERE THERE'S GLOBAL WARMING, THERE'S OVERPOPULATION? 1141 00:55:59,588 --> 00:56:01,655 I THINK THOSE ARE JUST EXCUSES. 1142 00:56:01,657 --> 00:56:03,990 POLAR BEARS FLOATING AROUND ON TINY FUCKING ICECAPS, 1143 00:56:03,992 --> 00:56:05,758 THAT'S EXCUSES? NO, THAT'S DOWN TO YOUR GENERATION. 1144 00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:07,927 WHO AM I, HENRY FORD? 1145 00:56:07,929 --> 00:56:09,195 I BET YOU VOTED FOR RONALD REAGAN. 1146 00:56:09,197 --> 00:56:10,998 I DID NOT. HE'S A TERRIBLE ACTOR. 1147 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,034 I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM. I'VE NEVER VOTED FOR ANYBODY. 1148 00:56:14,036 --> 00:56:16,769 MY GOD, YOUR APATHY IS UNBELIEVABLE. 1149 00:56:16,771 --> 00:56:18,574 DO YOU WANT MY ADVICE OR NOT? 1150 00:56:19,742 --> 00:56:21,541 - FINE. - DO WHAT I DO, 1151 00:56:21,543 --> 00:56:23,644 FOLLOW YOUR TRUE NATURE. 1152 00:56:23,646 --> 00:56:27,914 YOU SHOULD TAKE WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED FROM CLAMMY AND MOVE ON. 1153 00:56:27,916 --> 00:56:30,650 I MEAN, WE LEARN MORE FROM OUR MISTAKES 1154 00:56:30,652 --> 00:56:32,985 THAN FROM OUR SUCCESSES, YOU KNOW? 1155 00:56:32,987 --> 00:56:35,456 SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN FROM "FIVE DAY FUCK"? 1156 00:56:35,458 --> 00:56:39,059 WELL, NOW, THAT WAS A SUCCESSFUL FILM, 1157 00:56:39,061 --> 00:56:42,162 ARTISTICALLY SPEAKING, SO I DIDN'T LEARN VERY MUCH. 1158 00:56:42,164 --> 00:56:43,896 KEEP YOUR EYE OUT FOR A PHARMACY, 1159 00:56:43,898 --> 00:56:44,998 I NEED TO BUY SOME ASTRINGENT. 1160 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,402 WHY? 1161 00:57:30,112 --> 00:57:32,749 WHOA, THAT'S A BIG GUY. 1162 00:57:35,650 --> 00:57:39,019 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD LEARN SOMETHING FROM HIM. 1163 00:57:39,021 --> 00:57:40,787 HE'S LARGER THAN LIFE, 1164 00:57:40,789 --> 00:57:43,289 HE'S HIS OWN MAN... 1165 00:57:43,291 --> 00:57:45,791 - AND HE'S JOLLY. - HEY. 1166 00:57:45,793 --> 00:57:47,994 HE'S A STRONGMAN MADE OF VEGETABLES. 1167 00:57:47,996 --> 00:57:50,030 OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT. 1168 00:57:50,032 --> 00:57:51,634 I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. 1169 00:57:53,702 --> 00:57:56,168 OH, GOD. 1170 00:57:56,170 --> 00:57:59,673 I'M JUST TRYING TO CHEER YOU UP A BIT! 1171 00:57:59,675 --> 00:58:01,708 NO, SAMUEL, THIS DOES NOT COUNT AS A DATE. 1172 00:58:01,710 --> 00:58:03,943 - REALLY? - ADAM, DON'T... NO, NO, NO, 1173 00:58:03,945 --> 00:58:05,248 DON'T DO THAT! 1174 00:58:09,284 --> 00:58:10,983 ADAM, STOP THAT. 1175 00:58:10,985 --> 00:58:13,922 LOOK, YOU DON'T THROW ROCKS AT THE GIANT! 1176 00:58:20,996 --> 00:58:23,930 OH, GREAT! THE TIRE'S FLAT! 1177 00:58:23,932 --> 00:58:25,898 GODDAMN IT, NOW WE'RE STUCK HERE. 1178 00:58:25,900 --> 00:58:28,901 WELL, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 1179 00:58:28,903 --> 00:58:31,938 YOU RAN OVER THESE BOTTLES. 1180 00:58:31,940 --> 00:58:34,141 WELL, WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD? 1181 00:58:34,143 --> 00:58:36,309 LITTERING. JESUS, THIS COUNTRY. 1182 00:58:36,311 --> 00:58:38,045 I MEAN... 1183 00:58:38,047 --> 00:58:40,981 THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A NATIONAL MONUMENT, I THINK. 1184 00:58:40,983 --> 00:58:42,816 IF IT'S NOT, IT SHOULD BE. 1185 00:58:42,818 --> 00:58:43,816 PEOPLE SHOULD TAKE CARE OF IT. 1186 00:58:43,818 --> 00:58:47,824 OH, MY GOD. 1187 00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:54,860 WHY DON'T YOU LOOK IN THE GLOVE BOX AND GET THE MANUAL? 1188 00:58:54,862 --> 00:58:56,963 HOW THE FUCK DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE? 1189 00:58:56,965 --> 00:58:58,731 I'M AN ACTOR, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. 1190 00:58:58,733 --> 00:59:00,766 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. 1191 00:59:00,768 --> 00:59:03,003 SOMEONE LITERALLY GIVES ME A PIECE OF PAPER 1192 00:59:03,005 --> 00:59:04,204 AT THE END OF EACH DAY 1193 00:59:04,206 --> 00:59:06,005 TO TELL ME WHAT I'M DOING THE NEXT ONE. 1194 00:59:06,007 --> 00:59:07,240 THERE'S NO MANUAL. 1195 00:59:07,242 --> 00:59:09,809 WELL, HOW COME YOU CAN'T CHANGE A TIRE? 1196 00:59:09,811 --> 00:59:11,244 YOU'RE NOT EVEN FAMOUS. 1197 00:59:11,246 --> 00:59:13,179 BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE A FATHER TO TEACH ME. 1198 00:59:13,181 --> 00:59:15,682 OH, BOO-HOO. 1199 00:59:15,684 --> 00:59:18,952 GOD, YOUR GENERATION, YOU'RE SO SQUISHY. 1200 00:59:18,954 --> 00:59:22,222 MY FATHER NEVER TOLD ME THAT HE LOVED ME. 1201 00:59:22,224 --> 00:59:23,222 LOVE? 1202 00:59:23,224 --> 00:59:24,992 THAT'S HYSTERICAL. 1203 00:59:24,994 --> 00:59:26,325 I WOULD HAVE SETTLED FOR A BIRTHDAY CARD ONCE 1204 00:59:26,327 --> 00:59:28,795 - IN THE LAST 15 YEARS. - OH, WELL, 1205 00:59:28,797 --> 00:59:31,298 YOU'VE GOT YOUR NEW BROTHER-IN-LAW FOR THAT NOW. 1206 00:59:31,300 --> 00:59:33,700 - WELL, THERE'S NO SIGNAL. - EXCUSE ME. 1207 00:59:33,702 --> 00:59:34,700 - WAIT! - EXCUSE ME... 1208 00:59:34,702 --> 00:59:36,168 WAIT. WAIT! 1209 00:59:36,170 --> 00:59:37,304 GO ON, CATCH HIM, CATCH HIM. 1210 00:59:37,306 --> 00:59:39,706 WAIT! WAIT! 1211 00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:41,811 - GO ON, ADAM. - WAIT! FUCK! 1212 01:00:09,737 --> 01:00:11,405 YOU GUYS OKAY? 1213 01:00:11,407 --> 01:00:14,074 HEY. 1214 01:00:14,076 --> 01:00:16,211 - YOU ALL RIGHT? - WHAT? JESUS! 1215 01:00:17,846 --> 01:00:20,012 YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE A SPARE TIRE. 1216 01:00:20,014 --> 01:00:22,315 WHAT? 1217 01:00:22,317 --> 01:00:24,717 WHAT DO WE DO? 1218 01:00:24,719 --> 01:00:26,753 I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU COULD GIVE US A LIFT 1219 01:00:26,755 --> 01:00:29,356 INTO THE NEXT TOWN WITH A GARAGE? 1220 01:00:29,358 --> 01:00:33,226 WELL, WE'RE CAMPING ABOUT FIVE MILES UP THE ROAD FOR THE NIGHT. 1221 01:00:33,228 --> 01:00:35,829 WE CAN TAKE YOU IN THE MORNING. 1222 01:00:35,831 --> 01:00:38,264 - NO, I THINK... - ARE YOU SLEEPING IN TENTS? 1223 01:00:38,266 --> 01:00:39,932 YEAH. 1224 01:00:39,934 --> 01:00:42,001 UH, THAT'D BE FINE, THAT'D BE FINE. 1225 01:00:42,003 --> 01:00:43,003 THAT'S PERFECT. 1226 01:00:43,005 --> 01:00:44,403 - GREAT. - YEAH. 1227 01:00:44,405 --> 01:00:46,139 - YES. - HOW ARE YOU GETTING ON WITH THAT WHEEL? 1228 01:00:46,141 --> 01:00:47,374 - I GOT IT. - YOU GOT IT? 1229 01:00:47,376 --> 01:00:49,742 - MM-HMM. - WHOA, LOOK AT THAT. 1230 01:00:49,744 --> 01:00:51,010 WE'RE IN BUSINESS. 1231 01:00:51,012 --> 01:00:52,179 YOU'RE ATTICUS SMITH. 1232 01:00:52,181 --> 01:00:54,780 - YES. - YES, YOU ARE. 1233 01:00:54,782 --> 01:00:57,284 I DRESSED UP AS YOU IN "COPS AND SLOBBERS" FOR HALLOWEEN. 1234 01:00:57,286 --> 01:00:59,052 - NO. - YEAH. 1235 01:00:59,054 --> 01:01:00,954 I HOPE NOBODY DRESSED UP AS SLOBBERS. 1236 01:01:00,956 --> 01:01:03,490 MIND YOU, HE'S A WONDERFUL DOG. 1237 01:01:03,492 --> 01:01:05,224 - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - MY BOYFRIEND DRESSED UP AS SLOBBERS. 1238 01:01:05,226 --> 01:01:06,226 - DID HE? - YEAH. 1239 01:01:06,228 --> 01:01:07,394 DID HE GET THE DROOL? 1240 01:01:07,396 --> 01:01:08,862 OH, HE GOT THE DROOL PERFECTLY. 1241 01:01:08,864 --> 01:01:10,030 WE USED LUBE. 1242 01:01:10,032 --> 01:01:11,965 THIS IS A GREAT BUS. 1243 01:01:11,967 --> 01:01:13,432 WHERE'D YOU FIND IT? 1244 01:01:13,434 --> 01:01:15,101 WE WERE ON OUR WAY TO SFO 1245 01:01:15,103 --> 01:01:17,170 AND WE SAW THIS OLD HIPPIE SELLING THE BUS, SO... 1246 01:01:17,172 --> 01:01:19,005 YAHOO BOUGHT OUR COMPANY LAST YEAR AND WE HAVE ALL THIS MONEY, 1247 01:01:19,007 --> 01:01:21,074 SO WE FIGURE WE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH IT. 1248 01:01:21,076 --> 01:01:22,309 - WHY NOT? - IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 1249 01:01:22,311 --> 01:01:24,311 - YOLO, RIGHT? - WHAT? 1250 01:01:24,313 --> 01:01:27,347 WE SPENT FOUR DAYS AT A PHREAKER FESTIVAL IN THE SALT FLATS. 1251 01:01:27,349 --> 01:01:28,981 IT GOT WEIRD. 1252 01:01:28,983 --> 01:01:31,284 OH, WELL, I WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, 1253 01:01:31,286 --> 01:01:32,519 BUT WHAT THE HELL? 1254 01:01:32,521 --> 01:01:34,054 WHO ARE THESE GUYS? 1255 01:01:34,056 --> 01:01:35,988 THAT'S JOHNNY. HE OWNS THE COMPANY. 1256 01:01:35,990 --> 01:01:37,190 HE'S EXHAUSTED. 1257 01:01:37,192 --> 01:01:40,894 AND THIS IS WISDOM, HE'S OUR SHAMAN. 1258 01:01:40,896 --> 01:01:42,098 WE'RE PAYING HIM. 1259 01:02:05,788 --> 01:02:07,155 FUCK IT. 1260 01:02:09,358 --> 01:02:11,090 THAT'S GOOD. 1261 01:02:11,092 --> 01:02:14,496 I THINK I'LL JUST... 1262 01:02:19,001 --> 01:02:20,467 ...STICK TO DEWAR'S. 1263 01:02:20,469 --> 01:02:22,936 HAVEN'T GOT ANY ICE, HAVE YOU? 1264 01:02:22,938 --> 01:02:24,403 SODA WATER OR ANYTHING? 1265 01:02:24,405 --> 01:02:26,141 ATTICUS. 1266 01:02:32,146 --> 01:02:35,816 - ATTICUS. - OH, ALL RIGHT. 1267 01:02:35,818 --> 01:02:39,920 VIVA CARLOS CASTA-FUCKING-NEDA. 1268 01:02:39,922 --> 01:02:41,220 - MMM. - THERE THEY GO. 1269 01:02:41,222 --> 01:02:44,825 WHOO! WHOO! 1270 01:02:44,827 --> 01:02:46,458 HEY! HEY! 1271 01:02:51,132 --> 01:02:54,568 I SEE A CORRIDOR OF FIRE. 1272 01:02:54,570 --> 01:02:56,869 - RIGHT, RIGHT, GOOD. - I'M IN A CORRIDOR OF FIRE. 1273 01:02:56,871 --> 01:02:59,438 RIGHT, I WANT YOU, YOU KNOW, YOU NEED TO RUN THROUGH THAT. 1274 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:02,309 - YOU NEED TO RUN THROUGH THAT. - I THINK I'M CHANGING. 1275 01:03:02,311 --> 01:03:05,345 I MIGHT BE AN EAGLE. 1276 01:03:05,347 --> 01:03:08,180 - I THINK I'M AN EAGLE. - BEAUTIFUL. 1277 01:03:08,182 --> 01:03:11,016 I SHOT AN EAGLE ONCE. 1278 01:03:11,018 --> 01:03:13,320 I ATE IT TOO. DON'T THINK I'LL EVER GET OVER IT. 1279 01:03:15,123 --> 01:03:16,923 I'M IN A BLACK PIT. 1280 01:03:16,925 --> 01:03:19,358 I THINK THIS STUFF'S PRETTY WEAK. 1281 01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,594 - IT'S COLD. - I DIDN'T FEEL A THING. 1282 01:03:20,596 --> 01:03:23,195 WHAT'S THAT? 1283 01:03:23,197 --> 01:03:25,331 ARE THOSE MY FEATHERS? HAVE YOU TAKEN MY FEATHERS? 1284 01:03:25,333 --> 01:03:27,934 HAVE YOU BEEN PLUCKING ME? 1285 01:03:27,936 --> 01:03:29,202 NO, THOSE ARE YOUR FEATHERS. 1286 01:03:34,275 --> 01:03:35,541 ARE YOU OKAY? YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN? 1287 01:03:35,543 --> 01:03:37,077 NO, NO, NO, IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. 1288 01:03:37,079 --> 01:03:38,311 - DO YOU WANT TO SWAP SEATS? - IT'S GOOD. 1289 01:03:38,313 --> 01:03:39,612 IT'S GOOD. 1290 01:03:39,614 --> 01:03:42,581 - YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE... - IT'S GOOD. 1291 01:03:42,583 --> 01:03:44,150 DO I NEED TO SIGN SOMETHING? 1292 01:03:44,152 --> 01:03:45,217 YOU DON'T NEED TO SIGN ANYTHING. 1293 01:03:45,219 --> 01:03:47,119 - YOU SURE? - I'M SURE. 1294 01:03:50,458 --> 01:03:52,092 GO ON, LITTLE ONE. 1295 01:03:52,094 --> 01:03:53,425 ONE, TWO, THREE. 1296 01:03:54,663 --> 01:03:56,262 NOT THAT YOU'RE NOT SEXY, 1297 01:03:56,264 --> 01:03:58,197 BUT YOU'RE LIKE MY GRANDFATHER'S AGE. 1298 01:03:58,199 --> 01:04:00,032 - AH. - I DIDN'T HURT YOUR FEELINGS, DID I? 1299 01:04:00,034 --> 01:04:01,501 NO, NO, NO. 1300 01:04:01,503 --> 01:04:03,506 I'M MUCH TOO OLD TO HAVE FEELINGS. 1301 01:04:19,253 --> 01:04:21,489 NO, NO, NO. 1302 01:04:36,003 --> 01:04:37,339 OKAY. 1303 01:04:44,211 --> 01:04:46,211 WELL, THAT WAS A BLAST. 1304 01:04:46,213 --> 01:04:49,014 HOPE THAT SLEEPING KID ISN'T DEAD. 1305 01:04:49,016 --> 01:04:51,050 - OH, ATTICUS. - WHAT? 1306 01:04:51,052 --> 01:04:52,318 CAN YOU TAKE CARE OF THIS? 1307 01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:54,287 I GOT TO CALL CLEMENTINE. 1308 01:04:54,289 --> 01:04:56,722 JESUS, YOU'RE GONNA CALL HER AGAIN? 1309 01:04:56,724 --> 01:04:59,592 - YEAH. - WELL, MAKE IT SHORT, ALL RIGHT? 1310 01:04:59,594 --> 01:05:01,260 AND GIVE ME YOUR CARD. 1311 01:05:01,262 --> 01:05:03,128 OH. 1312 01:05:03,130 --> 01:05:05,365 HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY MONEY? 1313 01:05:05,367 --> 01:05:07,499 I'LL GET MY ACCOUNTANT TO SEND YOU A CHECK, ALL RIGHT? 1314 01:05:07,501 --> 01:05:08,601 WILL THAT DO? 1315 01:05:10,304 --> 01:05:12,371 MORNING, GENTLEMEN, I GOT SOME WORK FOR YOU. 1316 01:05:19,447 --> 01:05:21,317 OH, GOD. 1317 01:05:31,226 --> 01:05:33,293 WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME? I TOLD YOU NOT TO. 1318 01:05:33,295 --> 01:05:35,427 I KNOW, I KNOW. 1319 01:05:35,429 --> 01:05:36,662 LOOK, CLEM, I'VE JUST BEEN ON THIS JOURNEY... 1320 01:05:36,664 --> 01:05:38,601 YOUR UROLOGIST E-MAILED. 1321 01:05:40,768 --> 01:05:43,336 WHAT, YOU BROKE INTO MY EMAIL? 1322 01:05:43,338 --> 01:05:46,208 NO, I'M USING YOUR COMPUTER AND THE FUCKING THING DINGED. 1323 01:05:48,275 --> 01:05:49,575 WHAT DID IT SAY? 1324 01:05:49,577 --> 01:05:51,378 SOMETHING ABOUT AN APPOINTMENT. 1325 01:05:51,380 --> 01:05:53,449 A FOLLOW-UP APPOINTMENT. 1326 01:05:57,052 --> 01:05:58,684 - LOOK, CLEM... - YOU KNOW, WHEN WE FIRST MET, 1327 01:05:58,686 --> 01:06:00,387 I LOVED HOW PROGRESSIVE YOU SEEMED. 1328 01:06:00,389 --> 01:06:03,023 I REALIZE NOW THAT YOU JUST HIDE BEHIND ALL OF THAT. 1329 01:06:03,025 --> 01:06:05,191 - HIDE... - UH, NO, ADAM, I KNOW. 1330 01:06:05,193 --> 01:06:07,293 - CAN YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME... - I KNOW HOW YOUR FATHER HURT YOUR MOTHER 1331 01:06:07,295 --> 01:06:08,595 AND HOW YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD NEVER HURT ANYBODY. 1332 01:06:08,597 --> 01:06:10,195 I'VE HEARD ALL OF THAT. 1333 01:06:10,197 --> 01:06:12,231 I UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE. 1334 01:06:12,233 --> 01:06:13,800 WE'RE HUMAN, OKAY? 1335 01:06:13,802 --> 01:06:15,168 HUMANS HURT EACH OTHER. 1336 01:06:15,170 --> 01:06:16,568 SHIT FUCKING HAPPENS! 1337 01:06:16,570 --> 01:06:18,338 FUCK, I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS ON THE PHONE! 1338 01:06:18,340 --> 01:06:19,639 ADAM, I AM TRYING TO EDIT MY DOCUMENTARY. 1339 01:06:19,641 --> 01:06:21,273 - I KNOW. - DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 1340 01:06:21,275 --> 01:06:23,776 LOOK, I'M TRYING TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU. 1341 01:06:23,778 --> 01:06:25,177 THEY'RE GONNA GO... 1342 01:06:25,179 --> 01:06:26,813 THEY'RE GONNA GO AND FETCH THE CAR. 1343 01:06:26,815 --> 01:06:28,782 SO, IT'LL BE ABOUT AN HOUR. THERE'S A BAR DOWN THE ROAD. 1344 01:06:28,784 --> 01:06:30,050 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ANOTHER ONE 1345 01:06:30,052 --> 01:06:32,084 OF YOUR LONG ADAM TALKS, OKAY? 1346 01:06:32,086 --> 01:06:34,820 WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BITCH? 1347 01:06:39,193 --> 01:06:40,793 OKAY, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T... I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 1348 01:06:40,795 --> 01:06:42,662 BY THE WAY, YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE YOUR FATHER. 1349 01:06:42,664 --> 01:06:44,296 HE DOESN'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING HE'S NOT. 1350 01:06:44,298 --> 01:06:47,400 OH, HE'S HONEST? FUCK Y... I MEAN, FUCK. 1351 01:06:47,402 --> 01:06:49,601 I'M HONEST! I'M NOT PRETENDING! 1352 01:06:49,603 --> 01:06:51,304 - I'M NOT PRETENDING TO BE... - I DON'T CARE. 1353 01:06:51,306 --> 01:06:52,771 ADAM, I DON'T CARE, OKAY? 1354 01:06:52,773 --> 01:06:53,773 I DON'T CARE IF YOU CUT YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF. 1355 01:06:53,775 --> 01:06:55,675 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU EVER HAD ANY TO BEGIN WITH. 1356 01:06:55,677 --> 01:06:57,844 OH, I DON'T HAVE ANY BALLS? 1357 01:06:57,846 --> 01:07:00,345 THEY'RE RIGHT HERE, SWEETHEART, UNDER MY FUCKING DICK! 1358 01:07:00,347 --> 01:07:01,481 GOOD-BYE, ADAM. 1359 01:07:01,483 --> 01:07:03,583 GOOD-BYE? 1360 01:07:03,585 --> 01:07:04,583 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "GOOD-BYE?" 1361 01:07:04,585 --> 01:07:05,717 IT MEANS GOOD-BYE. 1362 01:07:05,719 --> 01:07:07,022 LIKE "GOOD-BYE" GOOD-BYE? 1363 01:07:10,625 --> 01:07:12,291 FUCK! 1364 01:07:12,293 --> 01:07:14,793 YOU KNOW, I WAS SUPPOSED TO PLAY THE LEAD IN "CRUISING." 1365 01:07:14,795 --> 01:07:16,563 BUT THE STUDIO SAW MY TESTS 1366 01:07:16,565 --> 01:07:19,164 AND THEY SAID I TOOK IT TOO DARK, TOO STREET. 1367 01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:22,267 DOUBLE SHOT OF JACK DANIELS BOURBON, PLEASE. 1368 01:07:22,269 --> 01:07:24,737 YOU JUST SAY "GIVE ME A DOUBLE SHOT OF JACK," 1369 01:07:24,739 --> 01:07:26,405 HE'LL KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 1370 01:07:26,407 --> 01:07:29,342 I MEAN, I WANTED YOU TO FEEL THE STANK ON HIS CHAPS, 1371 01:07:29,344 --> 01:07:32,278 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1372 01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:33,780 ANYWAY, THEY WENT FOR PACINO. 1373 01:07:38,286 --> 01:07:40,720 ALL RIGHT, WHO WANTS TO FUCK? 1374 01:07:40,722 --> 01:07:42,521 ADAM, THIS IS A GAY BAR. 1375 01:07:42,523 --> 01:07:44,289 - WHAT? - NO THANK YOU. 1376 01:07:44,291 --> 01:07:45,724 DIDN'T YOU SEE THE SIGN OUTSIDE? 1377 01:07:45,726 --> 01:07:47,392 IT'S CALLED "THE MEN'S ROOM." 1378 01:07:47,394 --> 01:07:50,597 BUT DON'T LET ME STOP YOU, IF THAT'S YOUR MOOD. 1379 01:07:50,599 --> 01:07:52,898 ANYONE WANT TO TAKE A TURN WITH MY BOY HERE? 1380 01:07:52,900 --> 01:07:55,834 - NO! NO, THANK YOU. - HONEY, STOP LOOKING. 1381 01:07:55,836 --> 01:07:58,403 YOU KNOW I HAD TO KISS IAN MCKELLEN ON THE LIPS 1382 01:07:58,405 --> 01:08:00,773 EVERY NIGHT FOR SIX MONTHS IN "ANGELS IN AMERICA." 1383 01:08:00,775 --> 01:08:04,313 AND THE STRANGE THING IS, I GOT TO QUITE LIKE IT. 1384 01:08:05,847 --> 01:08:07,514 OLD AS THE GREEKS. 1385 01:08:07,516 --> 01:08:09,883 SAME AGAIN, PLEASE. 1386 01:08:09,885 --> 01:08:12,684 OH, YOU'RE GOING FOR IT. WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1387 01:08:12,686 --> 01:08:14,420 SHE BROKE UP WITH ME. 1388 01:08:14,422 --> 01:08:17,259 WHO, CLAMMY? I THOUGHT HE ALREADY DID. 1389 01:08:19,493 --> 01:08:21,393 YOU KNOW, SHE WAS THE ONLY GOOD THING IN MY LIFE. 1390 01:08:21,395 --> 01:08:24,496 THE ONLY GOOD THING. NOW SHE'S GONE. 1391 01:08:24,498 --> 01:08:28,500 OKAY, IT'S MY TURN TO DRIVE. MY TURN TO DRIVE. 1392 01:08:28,502 --> 01:08:30,803 NO, DON'T... DON'T... DON'T FUCK AROUND. 1393 01:08:30,805 --> 01:08:32,338 DON'T... GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE... 1394 01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:35,407 COME ON! 1395 01:08:37,811 --> 01:08:40,879 JESUS, DON'T DO THAT IN THE CAR. 1396 01:08:40,881 --> 01:08:42,447 LET ME FINISH UP. 1397 01:08:42,449 --> 01:08:43,750 YOU'LL GET IT ALL OVER THE FLOOR. 1398 01:08:43,752 --> 01:08:47,352 THIS IS A DREAM LINER, NOT A URINAL. 1399 01:08:47,354 --> 01:08:48,921 OH, I SPILLED A BIT. 1400 01:08:48,923 --> 01:08:50,690 OH, JESUS! 1401 01:08:50,692 --> 01:08:53,625 THIS PLACE IS LIKE A PIGSTY. 1402 01:08:53,627 --> 01:08:56,228 DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU ANYTHING? 1403 01:08:57,698 --> 01:08:59,300 PISS ON ME. 1404 01:09:01,302 --> 01:09:04,269 CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS. 1405 01:09:04,271 --> 01:09:05,437 THAT'S FROM THE BIBLE. 1406 01:09:06,675 --> 01:09:08,273 LEFT HERE, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT. 1407 01:09:08,275 --> 01:09:09,709 LEFT, HARD LEFT! 1408 01:09:09,711 --> 01:09:12,277 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE... WATCH... HERE, RIGHT HERE. 1409 01:09:12,279 --> 01:09:13,812 THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. 1410 01:09:13,814 --> 01:09:15,348 STOP! 1411 01:09:15,350 --> 01:09:16,482 THIS IS IT. WE'RE HERE. 1412 01:09:16,484 --> 01:09:17,683 WELL, WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS? 1413 01:09:17,685 --> 01:09:18,750 I THOUGHT WE WERE ON A SCHEDULE. 1414 01:09:18,752 --> 01:09:20,919 THE SCHEDULE CAN "S" MY "D"! 1415 01:09:20,921 --> 01:09:22,754 I'M TAKING YOU TO A BALL GAME. 1416 01:09:22,756 --> 01:09:24,456 - BALL GAME? - A BALL GAME. 1417 01:09:24,458 --> 01:09:25,924 COME ON, DEATH'S ALMOST ON US. 1418 01:09:25,926 --> 01:09:28,260 YOU NEVER TOOK ME, SO I'M TAKING YOU, PAPA BEAR. 1419 01:09:28,262 --> 01:09:30,330 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! 1420 01:09:30,332 --> 01:09:31,464 - ALL RIGHT? - SHIT, YEAH! 1421 01:09:31,466 --> 01:09:32,732 - ALL RIGHT! - COME ON! 1422 01:09:32,734 --> 01:09:34,500 YOU GET SOME TICKETS, GO TO THE ATM. 1423 01:09:34,502 --> 01:09:35,567 - ALL RIGHT. - I'LL PARK UP. 1424 01:09:35,569 --> 01:09:36,771 ALL RIGHT. 1425 01:09:41,309 --> 01:09:42,642 HEY, WHO'S PLAYING? 1426 01:09:53,688 --> 01:09:55,754 GREAT SHOT. LOOK AT THAT MAN. 1427 01:09:55,756 --> 01:09:57,257 - WHOA! - WHOA! 1428 01:09:59,994 --> 01:10:02,361 HE'S GOT THE BALL! GO ON! 1429 01:10:02,363 --> 01:10:04,263 - KICK IT IN THE FACE! - GO ON YOU LITTLE FOUR-LEGGED ANGEL. 1430 01:10:04,265 --> 01:10:05,932 - GO ON, GO ON! - SHOOT IT. 1431 01:10:05,934 --> 01:10:07,866 - THERE YOU GO. - SHOOT IT! 1432 01:10:07,868 --> 01:10:10,602 - YES. - GET IT! 1433 01:10:10,604 --> 01:10:12,537 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE 1434 01:10:12,539 --> 01:10:14,874 LEGENDARY ACTOR ATTICUS SMITH IN THE HOUSE. 1435 01:10:14,876 --> 01:10:19,312 COME ON UP TO THE PRESS BOX AND SAY HELLO, ATTICUS. 1436 01:10:19,314 --> 01:10:22,014 I'M HERE WITH NATIONAL TREASURE ATTICUS SMITH TODAY. 1437 01:10:22,016 --> 01:10:25,918 ATTICUS, YOU ACTUALLY PLAYED AN ALCOHOLIC BASEBALL COACH 1438 01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:28,053 IN "BASES LOADED," IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY. 1439 01:10:28,055 --> 01:10:29,755 YOU DO REMEMBER CORRECTLY. 1440 01:10:29,757 --> 01:10:34,494 AND IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, IT WAS A TERRIBLE FILM. 1441 01:10:34,496 --> 01:10:35,961 TO THE FANS OUT THERE, I SHOULD TELL YOU THAT 1442 01:10:35,963 --> 01:10:38,430 ATTICUS IS ABOUT TO GET A NEW SON-IN-LAW, 1443 01:10:38,432 --> 01:10:40,299 FORMER CUBBIES STAR PITCHER, 1444 01:10:40,301 --> 01:10:42,302 NOW CO-OWNER OF THE JOLIET SLAMMERS, 1445 01:10:42,304 --> 01:10:44,469 - MARK KEANE. - YEAH. 1446 01:10:44,471 --> 01:10:45,772 THAT'S GOT TO BE EXCITING FOR YOU GUYS. 1447 01:10:45,774 --> 01:10:48,708 OH, SO EXCITING. DO YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER? 1448 01:10:48,710 --> 01:10:50,442 YES, SHE ACTUALLY JUST TURNED 12. 1449 01:10:50,444 --> 01:10:52,745 OH, WELL, WOULD YOU LIKE HER TO BE MARRIED 1450 01:10:52,747 --> 01:10:55,080 TO SOME FUCKING JOCK? 1451 01:10:55,082 --> 01:10:56,581 YEAH? WOULD YOU? 1452 01:10:56,583 --> 01:10:57,983 I GUESS I HAVEN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 1453 01:10:57,985 --> 01:10:59,919 YEAH, WELL, YOU THINK ABOUT IT FOR 21 YEARS, 1454 01:10:59,921 --> 01:11:02,789 AND THEN YOU GIVE ME A CALL. IF I'M STILL AROUND, 1455 01:11:02,791 --> 01:11:04,424 I WILL PICK UP AND WE CAN HAVE 1456 01:11:04,426 --> 01:11:07,326 A LONG CONVERSATION ABOUT IT. 1457 01:11:07,328 --> 01:11:09,428 MARK'S A VERY BELOVED FIGURE HERE. 1458 01:11:09,430 --> 01:11:10,796 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S WHAT I KEEP HEARING. 1459 01:11:10,798 --> 01:11:13,833 "HE'S A BELOVED FIGURE." I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST. 1460 01:11:13,835 --> 01:11:15,735 IF HE'S SUCH A BELOVED FIGURE IN CHICAGO, 1461 01:11:15,737 --> 01:11:17,937 WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T HE LIVE IN CHICAGO? 1462 01:11:17,939 --> 01:11:19,371 HE'S A KISS-ASS. 1463 01:11:19,373 --> 01:11:20,706 A FEISTY DAY AT THE BALLPARK, 1464 01:11:20,708 --> 01:11:22,407 AND, ATTICUS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING US. 1465 01:11:22,409 --> 01:11:24,443 IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE. LET'S GO, THE SLAMMERS! 1466 01:11:24,445 --> 01:11:26,079 KICK THEIR FUCKING ASS! 1467 01:12:29,743 --> 01:12:33,111 OH, MY HEAD. 1468 01:12:33,113 --> 01:12:34,813 WHAT HAPPENED? 1469 01:12:34,815 --> 01:12:36,482 I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING. 1470 01:12:36,484 --> 01:12:38,020 YOU BLACKED OUT. 1471 01:12:41,155 --> 01:12:44,790 WHY ARE WE IN JAIL? 1472 01:12:44,792 --> 01:12:46,127 'CAUSE YOU KILLED A GUY. 1473 01:12:49,963 --> 01:12:51,531 AH, FUCK. 1474 01:12:54,469 --> 01:12:56,835 COME ON, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. 1475 01:12:56,837 --> 01:12:58,804 IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 1476 01:12:58,806 --> 01:13:01,941 THEY PICKED YOU UP FOR SOLICITING A COUPLE OF HOOKERS. 1477 01:13:01,943 --> 01:13:04,643 I CAME IN TO BAIL YOU OUT AND THEY GOT ME ON AN INTOXICATION CHARGE. 1478 01:13:04,645 --> 01:13:06,111 I CHEATED ON CLEMMY WITH A HOOKER? 1479 01:13:06,113 --> 01:13:08,716 SHUT THE FUCK UP, MAN! 1480 01:13:09,783 --> 01:13:11,616 YOU TALK TOO MUCH. 1481 01:13:11,618 --> 01:13:13,018 THIS AIN'T NO PRIVATE SUITE. 1482 01:13:13,020 --> 01:13:14,853 AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH. 1483 01:13:14,855 --> 01:13:16,455 HE'S A REAL CHATTERBOX, AREN'T YOU? 1484 01:13:16,457 --> 01:13:18,624 MAN, I'M TALKING ABOUT BOTH OF YOU, 1485 01:13:18,626 --> 01:13:22,160 YOU JON BON JOVI-LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER. 1486 01:13:22,162 --> 01:13:24,062 WHY DON'T YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN 1487 01:13:24,064 --> 01:13:28,636 BEFORE I STICK YOU WITH THE SHIV I SNUCK UP IN MY ASS? 1488 01:13:30,171 --> 01:13:32,772 YOU THINK I'M AFRAID OF WHAT YOU GOT UP YOUR ASS? 1489 01:13:32,774 --> 01:13:35,177 OH, YOU WANT TO TEST ME, SHORT EYES? 1490 01:13:36,810 --> 01:13:39,879 OKAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT MEANS, OKAY? 1491 01:13:39,881 --> 01:13:41,680 BUT I DON'T LIKE IT. 1492 01:13:41,682 --> 01:13:43,583 SORRY, HE GETS A LITTLE EXCITED. 1493 01:13:43,585 --> 01:13:44,784 YOU'RE OKAY, COME ON. 1494 01:13:44,786 --> 01:13:46,117 SHH, SHH, SHH, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. 1495 01:13:46,119 --> 01:13:49,021 YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. IT'S FINE. IT'S COOL. 1496 01:13:49,023 --> 01:13:50,623 - JUST COOL, MAN. - YEAH. 1497 01:13:50,625 --> 01:13:51,827 SHIV UP YOUR ASS. 1498 01:13:53,728 --> 01:13:56,228 - THAT WAS GOOD. - YEAH. 1499 01:13:56,230 --> 01:13:59,499 I WAS DOING YOU FROM "CROSS BAR MOTEL." 1500 01:13:59,501 --> 01:14:00,700 I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED IT. 1501 01:14:00,702 --> 01:14:03,602 YEAH, DID I GET ALL THE LINES RIGHT? 1502 01:14:03,604 --> 01:14:05,204 THOUGHT THE LISP WAS A BIT HEAVY. 1503 01:14:05,206 --> 01:14:06,208 I KNOW. 1504 01:14:08,141 --> 01:14:10,209 I CAN'T BELIEVE I CHEATED ON CLEMMY. 1505 01:14:10,211 --> 01:14:11,611 WITH TWO HOOKERS? 1506 01:14:11,613 --> 01:14:14,045 YOU DIDN'T CHEAT ON ANYBODY. 1507 01:14:14,047 --> 01:14:16,115 YOU KEPT YOUR DICK CLEAN. 1508 01:14:16,117 --> 01:14:19,951 YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS, DIDN'T YOU? 1509 01:14:19,953 --> 01:14:21,821 HOW WAS I TO KNOW THEY WERE COPS? 1510 01:14:21,823 --> 01:14:24,589 - COME ON. - OH, THANK GOD. 1511 01:14:24,591 --> 01:14:25,790 KEEP IT CLEAN, DOUCHEBAG. 1512 01:14:25,792 --> 01:14:26,826 IS THIS THE WAY OUT? 1513 01:14:37,137 --> 01:14:40,039 HERE'S A TELESCOPE PROFILE OF GLORIA STEINEM... 1514 01:14:40,041 --> 01:14:43,241 HER CHILDHOOD, HER WORK, AND HER FRIENDS. 1515 01:14:43,243 --> 01:14:46,978 ...ALWAYS ASK ME, YOU KNOW, "WHAT KIND OF GIRL IS SHE? 1516 01:14:46,980 --> 01:14:49,315 SHE SEEMS LIKE A REAL BITCH. 1517 01:14:49,317 --> 01:14:52,652 OH, SHE MUST BE VERY AGGRESSIVE AND PUSHY." 1518 01:14:52,654 --> 01:14:54,887 YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE THESE WHOLE PRECONCEIVED IDEAS 1519 01:14:54,889 --> 01:14:57,859 OF A GIRL WHO GETS TO WHERE GLORIA IS IN LIFE... 1520 01:15:02,130 --> 01:15:05,000 THAT'S ROOM SERVICE. YOU WANT TO GET IT? 1521 01:15:09,970 --> 01:15:13,205 YOU KNOW, WE GOT A LONG DRIVE AHEAD. 1522 01:15:13,207 --> 01:15:15,241 DO YOU WANT TO SHARE THIS WATER? 1523 01:15:15,243 --> 01:15:17,576 NO, THAT'S DISGUSTING. I'LL TAKE A SHOWER. 1524 01:15:17,578 --> 01:15:21,046 HMM. I THOUGHT YOU WERE A CONSERVATIONIST. 1525 01:15:22,649 --> 01:15:25,250 YOU CAN SET IT ON THE TABLE, THANKS. 1526 01:15:34,761 --> 01:15:36,595 ANNABEL? 1527 01:15:36,597 --> 01:15:38,097 SO, WHY HAS DAD GONE FUCKING CRAZY? 1528 01:15:38,099 --> 01:15:40,031 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? HE'S NOT GOING CRAZY. 1529 01:15:40,033 --> 01:15:42,802 HE PUBLICLY INSULTED MARK IN HIS HOMETOWN. 1530 01:15:42,804 --> 01:15:44,836 COME ON, YOU KNOW DAD. 1531 01:15:44,838 --> 01:15:46,772 BY THE WAY, WHY DID MARK SEND HIM A BIRTHDAY CARD? 1532 01:15:46,774 --> 01:15:49,875 OKAY, WHAT? WHO CARES? 1533 01:15:49,877 --> 01:15:52,143 WHY ARE YOU LETTING HIM RUIN EVERYTHING? 1534 01:15:52,145 --> 01:15:53,812 OH, COME ON, HE HASN'T RUINED EVERYTHING. 1535 01:15:53,814 --> 01:15:56,014 YES! MARK'S FAMILY HAS GONE BERSERK. 1536 01:15:56,016 --> 01:15:58,017 MARK IS EVEN ANGRY. 1537 01:15:58,019 --> 01:15:59,250 YOU KNOW MARK DOES NOT GET ANGRY. 1538 01:15:59,252 --> 01:16:01,387 ANNABEL, CUT HIM SOME SLACK, ALL RIGHT? 1539 01:16:01,389 --> 01:16:04,624 I CAN'T HAVE HIM HERE, NOT NOW. 1540 01:16:04,626 --> 01:16:06,992 YOU WANT TO DISINVITE DAD FROM THE WEDDING NOW? 1541 01:16:06,994 --> 01:16:10,062 NO, I DON'T WANT TO, BUT I HAVE TO. 1542 01:16:10,064 --> 01:16:12,098 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH TO GET HERE? 1543 01:16:13,868 --> 01:16:15,201 PUT HIM ON THE PHONE, OKAY? 1544 01:16:15,203 --> 01:16:16,869 NO. 1545 01:16:16,871 --> 01:16:18,838 NO? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO? 1546 01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:20,973 HE'S SLEEPING. 1547 01:16:20,975 --> 01:16:22,642 WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S SLEEPING? 1548 01:16:22,644 --> 01:16:23,643 IT'S 5:00 P.M. 1549 01:16:23,645 --> 01:16:24,710 - ANNABEL... - FINE. 1550 01:16:24,712 --> 01:16:25,977 THEN YOU CAN TELL HIM. 1551 01:16:25,979 --> 01:16:27,780 GOOD-BYE. 1552 01:16:27,782 --> 01:16:30,650 I LOVE THESE LITTLE BOTTLES OF SOAP. 1553 01:16:30,652 --> 01:16:32,354 THEY STOP YOU GETTING CRABS. 1554 01:16:34,788 --> 01:16:37,389 WAIT, WHO GETS CRABS ANYMORE? 1555 01:16:37,391 --> 01:16:39,258 I GOT CRABS ONCE. 1556 01:16:39,260 --> 01:16:41,027 FROM A CARPET. 1557 01:17:12,193 --> 01:17:13,929 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY. 1558 01:17:18,032 --> 01:17:22,468 WELL, YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING. 1559 01:17:22,470 --> 01:17:26,938 GOD, EIGHT YEARS AND IT'S ALL JUST BULLSHIT. 1560 01:17:26,940 --> 01:17:29,040 YOU MEAN THE MOVIE? 1561 01:17:29,042 --> 01:17:31,477 - "SEVEN ANGRY WOMEN IN SEARCH OF DAMASCUS." - EVERYTHING. 1562 01:17:31,479 --> 01:17:35,246 ME... MY LIFE... 1563 01:17:35,248 --> 01:17:38,017 MY SENSE OF PURPOSE... 1564 01:17:38,019 --> 01:17:39,221 ALL JUST NOTHING. 1565 01:17:44,192 --> 01:17:45,891 I DIDN'T TELL MOM. 1566 01:17:45,893 --> 01:17:49,327 WHEN I GOT BACK FROM FILMING "THROWDOWN" WITH YOU, 1567 01:17:49,329 --> 01:17:54,366 I JUST TOLD HER I DIDN'T WANT TO BE AN ACTOR ANYMORE. 1568 01:17:54,368 --> 01:17:56,168 SHE COULD SEE I WAS UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING, 1569 01:17:56,170 --> 01:17:58,403 BUT I DIDN'T TELL HER. 1570 01:17:58,405 --> 01:17:59,940 I GUESS SHE JUST KNEW. 1571 01:18:03,478 --> 01:18:04,880 YEAH. 1572 01:18:09,015 --> 01:18:10,751 I CAN BELIEVE THAT. 1573 01:18:13,820 --> 01:18:15,086 GOD. 1574 01:18:15,088 --> 01:18:16,856 WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1575 01:18:16,858 --> 01:18:18,057 I'LL GET IT. 1576 01:18:20,962 --> 01:18:22,894 WAS THAT YOUR IPAD YOU JUST THREW OUT? 1577 01:18:22,896 --> 01:18:25,363 IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 1578 01:18:25,365 --> 01:18:26,531 I'M JUST A FUCKING FRAUD. 1579 01:18:26,533 --> 01:18:28,469 NONE OF IT MEANS ANYTHING. 1580 01:18:35,510 --> 01:18:37,942 BUT IT WAS AN IPAD. 1581 01:18:37,944 --> 01:18:39,279 I HAVEN'T GOT AN IPAD. 1582 01:19:00,167 --> 01:19:02,067 AH, RIGHT ON TIME. 1583 01:19:02,069 --> 01:19:03,535 NO, YOU'RE ABOUT 30 MINUTES LATE. 1584 01:19:03,537 --> 01:19:05,303 GOOD, LISTEN, I'VE BEEN SAVING SOMETHING... 1585 01:19:05,305 --> 01:19:07,138 - ATTICUS, LISTEN TO ME... - NO, WAIT, WAIT. 1586 01:19:07,140 --> 01:19:08,206 I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. 1587 01:19:08,208 --> 01:19:11,210 THESE ARE YOUR WHEELS. 1588 01:19:11,212 --> 01:19:13,415 THIS CAR IS YOUR CAR. 1589 01:19:14,582 --> 01:19:15,981 YOU MEAN IN YOUR WILL? 1590 01:19:15,983 --> 01:19:17,316 NO, NO, NO, I BOUGHT IT FOR YOU 1591 01:19:17,318 --> 01:19:19,351 BEFORE WE WRAPPED ON "THROWDOWN." 1592 01:19:19,353 --> 01:19:22,053 JUST... I DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO GIVE IT TO YOU 1593 01:19:22,055 --> 01:19:23,455 BEFORE EVERYTHING WENT PEAR-SHAPED. 1594 01:19:23,457 --> 01:19:25,057 LOOK, YOU SEE? 1595 01:19:25,059 --> 01:19:27,326 ALL THE DOCUMENTS IN YOUR NAME. 1596 01:19:27,328 --> 01:19:30,161 OH, JESUS CHRIST. 1597 01:19:30,163 --> 01:19:33,566 OH, COME ON, IT'S ONLY A CAR. 1598 01:19:33,568 --> 01:19:36,268 WHY DON'T YOU GO AND BUY SOME WEDDING PRESENTS 1599 01:19:36,270 --> 01:19:38,102 WHILE I'M DOING THE SHOW? 1600 01:19:38,104 --> 01:19:39,571 THE MARGARITA MIXER OR WHATEVER IT IS. 1601 01:19:39,573 --> 01:19:40,973 BLENDER. 1602 01:19:40,975 --> 01:19:42,441 YEAH, WELL, WHATEVER, AS LONG AS 1603 01:19:42,443 --> 01:19:45,143 IT'S NOT THE MILLION-DOLLAR JAM JARS, I'M COOL. 1604 01:19:45,145 --> 01:19:47,345 ATTICUS, SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO COME. 1605 01:19:47,347 --> 01:19:49,915 WHAT? 1606 01:19:49,917 --> 01:19:51,517 SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO COME. 1607 01:19:51,519 --> 01:19:52,951 TO THE WEDDING? 1608 01:19:52,953 --> 01:19:55,289 YEAH. 1609 01:20:00,060 --> 01:20:02,193 YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR. 1610 01:20:02,195 --> 01:20:03,965 MARK AND EVERYTHING... 1611 01:20:07,134 --> 01:20:09,101 BUT WE WERE JUST JOKING AROUND. 1612 01:20:09,103 --> 01:20:10,870 - I MEAN, I'VE NEVER MET THE GUY. - I KNOW. 1613 01:20:10,872 --> 01:20:12,504 ANNABEL'S JUST TRYING TO KEEP THE PEACE. 1614 01:20:12,506 --> 01:20:15,307 SHE THINKS HIS PARENTS ARE FREAKING OUT. 1615 01:20:15,309 --> 01:20:19,181 IT'S BEST FOR EVERYBODY IF, YOU KNOW, YOU SIT THIS ONE OUT. 1616 01:20:23,650 --> 01:20:26,018 LOOK, SHE SAYS SHE'LL COME VISIT YOU STRAIGHT AFTER THE WEDDING. 1617 01:20:26,020 --> 01:20:27,322 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 1618 01:20:30,457 --> 01:20:32,290 I GET IT. 1619 01:20:32,292 --> 01:20:33,295 SORT OF. 1620 01:20:36,663 --> 01:20:41,133 WAIT, YOU BETTER TAKE MY JACKET. 1621 01:20:41,135 --> 01:20:42,601 YOU CAN'T TURN UP TO THE REHEARSAL DINNER 1622 01:20:42,603 --> 01:20:43,968 IN THAT PIECE OF SHIT. 1623 01:20:43,970 --> 01:20:45,336 THEY'LL THINK YOU'RE A SHMUCK. 1624 01:20:45,338 --> 01:20:48,173 ACTUALLY, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE MINE, TOO. 1625 01:20:48,175 --> 01:20:49,575 IF YOU GO IN WEARING A FEMINIST T-SHIRT, 1626 01:20:49,577 --> 01:20:50,608 CHARLIE WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK. 1627 01:20:50,610 --> 01:20:51,880 UH-HUH. 1628 01:20:53,213 --> 01:20:54,213 ENJOY THE CAR. 1629 01:21:40,226 --> 01:21:42,061 YOU'VE JUST TURNED 70. 1630 01:21:42,063 --> 01:21:45,597 THANK YOU FOR TELLING EVERYBODY. 1631 01:21:45,599 --> 01:21:48,067 YOU PLAYED SUCH A WIDE ASSORTMENT OF ROLES, 1632 01:21:48,069 --> 01:21:50,169 - AND NOW YOU'RE ABOUT TO PLAY GOD. - YEAH. 1633 01:21:50,171 --> 01:21:53,671 WHAT I MEAN IS, HAVE YOU REACHED THE LEVEL THAT 1634 01:21:53,673 --> 01:21:57,011 YOU'VE KNOWN OR HOPED THAT YOU COULD REACH? 1635 01:21:58,145 --> 01:21:59,745 YES. 1636 01:21:59,747 --> 01:22:01,379 YOU'VE BEEN FAMOUS FOR MOST OF YOUR LIFE. 1637 01:22:01,381 --> 01:22:03,982 - IT MUST BE DIFFICULT. - WELL, YOU KNOW, 1638 01:22:03,984 --> 01:22:07,152 EVERY JOB HAS ITS PLUSES AND MINUSES, YOU KNOW THAT. 1639 01:22:07,154 --> 01:22:08,253 BUT WALKING DOWN THE STREET, 1640 01:22:08,255 --> 01:22:09,620 EATING IN RESTAURANTS, IS IT... 1641 01:22:09,622 --> 01:22:13,025 I'VE JUST DISCOVERED FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS. 1642 01:22:13,027 --> 01:22:14,625 YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME. 1643 01:22:14,627 --> 01:22:16,461 NO, NO, I'M NOT. I'M BEING SERIOUS. 1644 01:22:16,463 --> 01:22:20,366 I DROVE HERE FROM L.A. WITH MY SON. 1645 01:22:20,368 --> 01:22:22,401 AND EVERYWHERE YOU GO, 1646 01:22:22,403 --> 01:22:23,568 THERE ARE THESE FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS. 1647 01:22:23,570 --> 01:22:25,303 AND THEY'RE TERRIFIC. 1648 01:22:25,305 --> 01:22:27,071 YOU DROVE ACROSS THE UNITED STATES WITH YOUR SON? 1649 01:22:27,073 --> 01:22:28,676 - YEAH. - WHY? 1650 01:22:34,081 --> 01:22:36,451 BECAUSE MY HEART IS SHOT... 1651 01:22:38,118 --> 01:22:40,251 BECAUSE I'M PROBABLY AN ALCOHOLIC, 1652 01:22:40,253 --> 01:22:44,455 AND I COULD DROP DEAD AT ANY MINUTE, 1653 01:22:44,457 --> 01:22:46,427 AND MY DOCTORS WOULDN'T LET ME FLY. 1654 01:22:51,532 --> 01:22:53,432 I REALLY DON'T BLAME YOU FOR NOT WANTING HIM HERE. 1655 01:22:53,434 --> 01:22:55,099 - I CERTAINLY DON'T. - MOM, CALM DOWN. 1656 01:22:55,101 --> 01:22:56,501 I'M CALM, OKAY? 1657 01:23:13,154 --> 01:23:14,620 HEY, I'LL BE BACK IN A SECOND. 1658 01:23:14,622 --> 01:23:16,658 - OKAY. - IS IT TIME? 1659 01:23:52,092 --> 01:23:54,358 - MM, GOD. - SO, WHAT? 1660 01:23:54,360 --> 01:23:55,693 OH, JESUS! 1661 01:23:55,695 --> 01:23:57,228 YOU WERE NEVER GONNA HAVE THE OPERATION? 1662 01:23:57,230 --> 01:24:00,833 AH. 1663 01:24:00,835 --> 01:24:03,771 YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD BALLSACK CANCER. 1664 01:24:05,206 --> 01:24:06,205 TESTICULAR. 1665 01:24:06,207 --> 01:24:07,673 WHATEVER. 1666 01:24:07,675 --> 01:24:09,775 HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW? 1667 01:24:09,777 --> 01:24:12,514 HOW DID I KNOW? 1668 01:24:15,216 --> 01:24:17,782 PRIVACY REALLY IS DEAD. YOU'RE LIKE THE FUCKING NSA. 1669 01:24:17,784 --> 01:24:18,884 LOOK, ADAM... 1670 01:24:18,886 --> 01:24:21,620 - ATTICUS... - NO, WAIT, LISTEN TO ME. 1671 01:24:21,622 --> 01:24:22,888 I'VE GIVEN THIS A LOT OF THOUGHT. 1672 01:24:22,890 --> 01:24:26,061 IF I DO CROAK... 1673 01:24:29,497 --> 01:24:31,132 I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY NUTS. 1674 01:24:32,132 --> 01:24:33,732 IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. 1675 01:24:33,734 --> 01:24:36,501 I KNOW THEY'RE BIGGER, BUT THEY CAN PROBABLY MAKE THEM FIT. 1676 01:24:36,503 --> 01:24:39,303 THE PET SCAN CAME BACK NEGATIVE. 1677 01:24:39,305 --> 01:24:41,507 I'M FINE. THEY JUST HAVE TO REMOVE THE ONE TESTICLE. 1678 01:24:41,509 --> 01:24:43,375 OH, JESUS, GOD. 1679 01:24:43,377 --> 01:24:44,809 NO, NO, THAT'S GOOD NEWS. 1680 01:24:44,811 --> 01:24:47,345 I THOUGHT THE CANCER HAD SPREAD. 1681 01:24:47,347 --> 01:24:48,479 THEY SAY I'M GONNA BE FINE NOW. 1682 01:24:50,751 --> 01:24:52,820 OH, WELL, THAT IS GOOD NEWS. 1683 01:24:54,188 --> 01:24:56,220 UNI-BALL, EH? HA! 1684 01:24:56,222 --> 01:24:57,923 OH, JESUS. 1685 01:24:57,925 --> 01:24:59,458 YOU'VE BEEN WORRYING ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME, 1686 01:24:59,460 --> 01:25:02,460 AND YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME. 1687 01:25:02,462 --> 01:25:05,196 YOU CERTAINLY SHOULD'VE TOLD CLEMENTINE. 1688 01:25:05,198 --> 01:25:07,199 YEAH, I KNOW. I WANTED TO. 1689 01:25:07,201 --> 01:25:11,536 GOD, I WANTED TO. 1690 01:25:11,538 --> 01:25:13,272 I WAS SCARED. 1691 01:25:13,274 --> 01:25:15,176 HMM. 1692 01:25:17,211 --> 01:25:19,280 WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE YOUR PILLS? 1693 01:25:20,648 --> 01:25:23,214 BECAUSE THEY TOLD ME I COULDN'T FUCK ON THEM. 1694 01:25:23,216 --> 01:25:25,683 OH, JESUS, DAD, THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN FUCKING. 1695 01:25:25,685 --> 01:25:27,387 I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THAT. 1696 01:25:29,923 --> 01:25:32,493 BUT IT ALL GOES BY SO FAST. 1697 01:25:34,461 --> 01:25:39,298 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT IT... IT MIGHT BE OVER. 1698 01:25:39,300 --> 01:25:41,433 SO, WHAT? YOU WERE JUST GONNA DO NOTHING? 1699 01:25:41,435 --> 01:25:45,370 I JUST WANT MORE TIME. 1700 01:25:45,372 --> 01:25:46,574 I KNOW. 1701 01:25:49,976 --> 01:25:52,311 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1702 01:25:52,313 --> 01:25:54,478 HAVE THEY THROWN YOU OUT OF THE WEDDING, TOO? 1703 01:25:54,480 --> 01:25:55,617 I CAME BACK TO GET YOU. 1704 01:25:56,917 --> 01:25:59,483 SHE DOESN'T WANT ME THERE. 1705 01:26:01,255 --> 01:26:03,754 WELL, COME ON. 1706 01:26:03,756 --> 01:26:05,225 WHEN HAS THAT EVER STOPPED YOU? 1707 01:26:09,430 --> 01:26:12,231 - WHERE'D YOU GET THIS TUX? - WHY? YOU LIKE IT? 1708 01:26:12,233 --> 01:26:13,464 NO, IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT. 1709 01:26:13,466 --> 01:26:16,968 YOU LOOK LIKE A MAITRE D'. COME ON. 1710 01:26:30,684 --> 01:26:32,918 HEY, WHY DON'T WE MAKE AN ENTRANCE, EH? 1711 01:26:32,920 --> 01:26:34,686 TAKE THE ROOF OFF. 1712 01:26:34,688 --> 01:26:35,853 BLOODY SPORTS CAR. 1713 01:26:35,855 --> 01:26:36,854 OKAY, SLOW DOWN. 1714 01:26:45,632 --> 01:26:48,235 CHRIST, IT'S MY MONEY IN THOSE BALLOONS, YOU KNOW? 1715 01:27:02,048 --> 01:27:04,282 GOOD LUCK. 1716 01:27:04,284 --> 01:27:05,886 YEAH, UH... 1717 01:27:07,354 --> 01:27:08,489 OKAY. 1718 01:27:10,524 --> 01:27:11,593 MM-HMM, MM-HMM, MM-HMM. 1719 01:27:34,581 --> 01:27:36,447 SORRY WE'RE LATE, SWEETHEART. 1720 01:27:36,449 --> 01:27:39,084 I... 1721 01:27:39,086 --> 01:27:41,919 I CAN'T BE... I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1722 01:27:41,921 --> 01:27:43,688 OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT HERE. 1723 01:27:43,690 --> 01:27:46,325 I KNOW YOU TOLD ME NOT TO COME, BUT... 1724 01:27:46,327 --> 01:27:48,427 I'LL PROBABLY BE DEAD IN A FORTNIGHT, 1725 01:27:48,429 --> 01:27:49,896 SO I THOUGHT WHAT THE HELL? 1726 01:28:02,975 --> 01:28:06,644 YOU'RE A WONDERFUL, FORGIVING PERSON 1727 01:28:06,646 --> 01:28:07,946 AND THAT MAKES ME WORRY 1728 01:28:07,948 --> 01:28:09,647 THAT YOU'RE NOT A GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER. 1729 01:28:09,649 --> 01:28:10,915 WHAT? 1730 01:28:10,917 --> 01:28:12,817 THIS GUY... THIS GUY MARK. 1731 01:28:12,819 --> 01:28:14,085 IS HE FULL OF SHIT? 1732 01:28:14,087 --> 01:28:15,086 NO. 1733 01:28:15,088 --> 01:28:18,723 I MEAN, DOES HE DESERVE YOU? 1734 01:28:18,725 --> 01:28:19,790 YES. 1735 01:28:19,792 --> 01:28:21,692 REALLY? 1736 01:28:21,694 --> 01:28:22,827 - YES. - REALLY? 1737 01:28:22,829 --> 01:28:26,565 YES, DAD. I'M MARRYING HIM. 1738 01:28:26,567 --> 01:28:29,867 WELL, I MEAN, I KNOW YOUR... 1739 01:28:29,869 --> 01:28:34,638 YOUR MUM'S HUSBAND'S PROBABLY A NICE GUY, BUT... 1740 01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:37,541 YOU'RE MY ONLY DAUGHTER. 1741 01:28:37,543 --> 01:28:39,747 I WANT TO BE THE ONE TO TAKE YOU DOWN THE AISLE. 1742 01:28:55,162 --> 01:28:56,160 ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT EVERYTHING? 1743 01:28:56,162 --> 01:28:57,564 YEAH. 1744 01:28:58,966 --> 01:29:00,831 YEAH. 1745 01:29:00,833 --> 01:29:02,436 YOU OKAY? 1746 01:29:27,728 --> 01:29:29,827 NICE TO MEET YOU. 1747 01:29:29,829 --> 01:29:32,496 YOU'VE MET BEFORE. SEVERAL TIMES. 1748 01:29:32,498 --> 01:29:34,031 - HAVE I? - YEAH. 1749 01:29:34,033 --> 01:29:35,099 - HI. - OH. 1750 01:29:35,101 --> 01:29:37,102 - SAY YOU'RE SORRY. - WHAT? 1751 01:29:37,104 --> 01:29:40,004 "SORRY." 1752 01:29:40,006 --> 01:29:41,442 ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY. 1753 01:29:43,476 --> 01:29:45,610 YOU TAKE CARE OF HER OR I'LL BUST YOUR BALLS, 1754 01:29:45,612 --> 01:29:46,913 - ALL RIGHT? - HMM. 1755 01:29:51,083 --> 01:29:52,183 HI, DOROTHY. 1756 01:29:52,185 --> 01:29:53,554 PISS OFF. 1757 01:29:54,787 --> 01:29:55,821 WELCOME! 1758 01:29:58,792 --> 01:30:01,058 OKAY, SLUGGER! 1759 01:30:01,060 --> 01:30:03,794 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO, HUH? 1760 01:30:03,796 --> 01:30:05,129 HA-HA! 1761 01:30:05,131 --> 01:30:06,665 AH! 1762 01:30:06,667 --> 01:30:08,503 OH! 1763 01:30:10,636 --> 01:30:11,969 HOME RUN. 1764 01:30:11,971 --> 01:30:13,205 HEY. 1765 01:30:13,207 --> 01:30:14,909 GOOD GOD, WHO'S THAT? 1766 01:30:16,710 --> 01:30:18,576 OH, GOD. 1767 01:30:18,578 --> 01:30:19,646 WHAT? 1768 01:30:28,921 --> 01:30:30,657 EXCUSE ME. 1769 01:30:40,934 --> 01:30:43,835 HEY, COME AND DANCE WITH ME? 1770 01:30:43,837 --> 01:30:46,838 - YES. - YES, LEAVE YOUR OLD MAN. 1771 01:30:46,840 --> 01:30:48,876 DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HIM. 1772 01:30:51,110 --> 01:30:52,643 WELL, IT HASN'T SPREAD, 1773 01:30:52,645 --> 01:30:53,644 THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. 1774 01:30:53,646 --> 01:30:54,979 OH, REALLY? 1775 01:30:54,981 --> 01:30:57,081 I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU. 1776 01:30:57,083 --> 01:30:58,782 WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME? 1777 01:30:58,784 --> 01:31:00,785 HE WAS ABOUT TO FIRE YOU. I HAD TO TALK HIM DOWN. 1778 01:31:00,787 --> 01:31:03,655 YEAH, YOU KNOW, JIMMY, YOU CAN TELL JACK 1779 01:31:03,657 --> 01:31:06,825 TO SHOVE "GOD" UP HIS CAPACIOUS ASS. 1780 01:31:06,827 --> 01:31:07,826 - REALLY? - YEAH. 1781 01:31:07,828 --> 01:31:09,628 I MEAN, IT'S A MIRACLE HE STILL EVEN WANTS YOU. 1782 01:31:09,630 --> 01:31:10,928 NO, I... 1783 01:31:10,930 --> 01:31:12,998 IF I HAVE TO HAVE THIS FUCKING OPERATION, 1784 01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:16,034 IF I SURVIVE, THEN... 1785 01:31:16,036 --> 01:31:17,635 I JUST WANT TO DO DECENT STUFF. 1786 01:31:17,637 --> 01:31:19,905 I DON'T WANT TO DO CRAP, OKAY? 1787 01:31:23,010 --> 01:31:24,276 YEAH, FUCK HIM. 1788 01:31:24,278 --> 01:31:25,880 ALL RIGHT. BYE. 1789 01:31:32,719 --> 01:31:33,988 HAPPY? 1790 01:31:35,756 --> 01:31:36,990 YEAH. 1791 01:31:39,326 --> 01:31:40,828 THANK YOU, BY THE WAY. 1792 01:31:43,063 --> 01:31:44,498 WHAT FOR? 1793 01:31:45,666 --> 01:31:47,933 SHE TOLD ME YOU CALLED HER. 1794 01:31:47,935 --> 01:31:49,233 HOW COULD I HAVE CALLED HER? 1795 01:31:49,235 --> 01:31:52,303 YOU'VE HAD MY FUCKING PHONE ALL WEEK. 1796 01:31:52,305 --> 01:31:54,238 BEEN SO LONG, I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO USE IT. 1797 01:31:54,240 --> 01:31:55,710 NO, OF COURSE. 1798 01:31:58,679 --> 01:31:59,811 SO, WHAT, YOU'RE NOT GONNA PLAY GOD? 1799 01:31:59,813 --> 01:32:03,180 NAH, THE SCRIPT STINKS. 1800 01:32:03,182 --> 01:32:06,718 I'D MUCH PREFER TO PLAY THE DEVIL ANYWAY. 1801 01:32:06,720 --> 01:32:09,190 TAKE IT OVER TO THE DARK SIDE. 1802 01:32:10,591 --> 01:32:12,324 GOOD. 1803 01:32:12,326 --> 01:32:14,662 YEAH, IT'S GOOD, I THINK. 1804 01:32:16,762 --> 01:32:19,697 YOU KNOW... 1805 01:32:19,699 --> 01:32:22,299 YOU SHOULD GO AND COMFORT HER... 1806 01:32:22,301 --> 01:32:26,271 BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE DOES. 1807 01:32:26,273 --> 01:32:29,010 ME, FOR EXAMPLE. 1808 01:32:36,015 --> 01:32:37,551 HEY, HEY, HEY. 1809 01:32:41,921 --> 01:32:44,024 CAREFUL, TIGER. CAREFUL, CAREFUL, CAREFUL. 1810 01:33:02,809 --> 01:33:03,811 HEY. 1811 01:33:08,414 --> 01:33:10,281 I LOVE YOU. 1812 01:33:10,283 --> 01:33:12,753 WHAT? 1813 01:33:17,858 --> 01:33:19,025 NOTHING. 1814 01:33:40,018 --> 01:33:45,018 Subtitles by explosiveskull 129178