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Anti-gravity kit,
did it in sixth grade.
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Chemical laser,
cute.
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Oh, baking soda volcano
without irony.
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Good for you, Sheldon.
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Sizing up the competition?
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Please Jake,
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now that Felix is away, nothing
can stop me from winning
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the Lakewood Science Expo.
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It will be bitter sweet.
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Sweet in that I will be declared
the genius that I am.
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Bitter in that second place
receives a coupon
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for free blueberry pancakes
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at Dr. Tesla's Laboratory
of Breakfast.
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The syrup really drowns out
the taste of defeat.
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I just don't get science.
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I give you this year's
Science Fair Winner,
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the "Skunk Butt."
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Maybe I do get science.
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I will replicate the chemical
reaction in a skunk
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that creates its odiferous
defense mechanism.
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You mean stink spray?
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Yeah, that.
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This experiment
has everything:
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chemistry, biology and universal
comedy appeal of butts.
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Methyl...butan...eth...iol?
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Isn't this a dangerous
chemical?
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Yes! Very dangerous?
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I'm proud of you
for knowing that, Jake.
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I admit that the skull and
cross bones and the words:
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"Dangerous Chemical"
gave me a clue.
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The key to handling this
is precision.
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Oh, hey,
that reminds me!
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These three guys were at
the Five One Five Diner
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Five....
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on Seventh around Nine.
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They each had a Number Four
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Four...
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and a Number twelve.
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Twelve...
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I couldn't believe
how much they ate!
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Nine, ten, eleven...
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It's gonna blow!
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Awesome!
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No! It's very bad.
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I don't know how something so
beautiful as a skunk's butt
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exploding could go
so horribly wrong.
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Fire in the hole!!
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Ahhhhh!!!!!
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What the?
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Oh. that's just nasty.
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[coughs]
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Well, I'm glad I didn't go
with my first choice:
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nucleared power shark.
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[coughs]
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[small growl]
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You're lucky to get this
after the performance
you turned in.
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What kind of tiger
are you?
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[small growl]
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[growls]
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Etienne, what you did
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was totally irresponsible
and unacceptable!
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You cannot be mixing volatile
chemicals around the students!
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It is way too dangerous
for everyone!
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I'm sorry, Mr. Stockley.
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I feel like a failure.
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Don't be sorry.
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It's a brilliant experiment.
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Principal Nuss expects
me to discipline you,
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but I can't help but
appreciate your genius.
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I'm not a genius.
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This is the last straw!
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You are on my list
young man
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and you do not want
to be on my list!!
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You just passed
the four kids
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that toilet-papered
my house last weekend.
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One more stunt like this
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and you'll be suspended,
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No, not really,
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I wouldn't suspend you.
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You're my best student.
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That's crazy.
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I don't know
what happened!
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I was careless or maybe
I'm just losing my edge.
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I peaked too early.
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That's ridiculous,
young man!
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You're a wonderful student
and a fine person!
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I mean, I would like
to say that but I can't.
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Now, get out of
my sight!
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What up, Stockley?
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Yeah, mom...
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Stop worrying, please.
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Have fun on your trip.
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Bye.
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Whatever did this
seems to be long gone.
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My mom feels guilty leaving me
alone for a day and a half
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while she goes for her annual
laser-hair removal treatment.
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Day and a half?
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Is she that hairy?
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You know that picture
of her in a sweater
above the fireplace?
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Uh-huh.
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It's not a sweater.
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Okay, let's get to work.
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What do we know?
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A giant tiger stands on this,
plays on it all day,
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barely a scratch.
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So whatever took
a bite out of it
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is a lot tougher
than a tiger.
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Also, scorch marks.
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Fire breather. Nice.
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Hey!!!
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[cracks whip]
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What are you kids
doing here?
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Carnie, good,
maybe he can help.
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Carnie?!
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Carnies are toothless grifters
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who smell like
funnel cakes and jail.
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I'm a tent monkey.
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Pardon?
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Circus people, a far cry from
freaks and bearded ladies.
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Don't talk about her Mom
like that!
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Jake, she's not
a bearded lady, okay?
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It's more of a back
hair problem.
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So, what happened here?
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I was in my weekly clown
meeting when I heard a noise,
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and ran out and saw
everything on fire
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and our tiger,
Stripey 47, missing.
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Now, you kids better
get out of here.
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It's not safe.
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I gotta go paint stripes
on Stripey's understudy.
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[donkey sounds]
Hee-haw!
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Okay, Daisy, let's get
this over with...
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Hey, look over here.
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Oh no.
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We've got a Doom Hound.
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Doom Hound?
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That's great!
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Great?
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These things have thick
armor, huge jaws
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and breathe fire.
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Hound equals dog,
and dogs love me!
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You wanna know why?
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I don't know. Why?
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Because I'll throw the stick
as many times as they want,
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and I never fake
the throw.
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Dogs hate it when you fake
the throw.
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Good. Now, we've got
the "throw stick plan."
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We still need a Plan B.
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[bell ringing]
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Oh sorry, Etienne,
that's reserved.
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For who?
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Someone who didn't
blow us up!
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It was an accident!
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You're still not sitting
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with the league of
extraordinary students.
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You mean the nerd table?
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Yes, this is our table
and we say
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who comes and goes
around here.
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All of you, beat it.
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Not you.
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Are you going
to hurt me?
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Gulp.
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You know you said "gulp"
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but you didn't
actually gulp, right?
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Mouth too dry.
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You scared the saliva
right out of it.
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Please, put this on so I can
stand to look at you.
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Whoa, this is nice.
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What's that smell?
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Coolness.
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Get used to it.
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And the guy I took it
from seriously loved onions.
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Have a seat.
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You're gonna be
my new project.
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I'll get someone
smart to talk to
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and you get someone
to boss you around.
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Win, win.
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I don't know...
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You're going
to do it, Etienne.
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Not because it's fun,
even though it is.
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And not because it's good for
you, even though it will be.
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You're going to do it
because I want you to do it.
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So, let me get
this straight:
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We're officially
hanging out?
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No, we're hanging out.
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But not--
"hanging out".
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So, we're chillin?
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Maybe one day,
we'll hang out?
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We'll see.
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So Jake, just chillin'
with Cadence.
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Hey, Cadence.
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Etienne.
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Jake, we really
don't have time to talk,
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we've got important
Mime Club business.
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Right.
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You two are hanging out?
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We'll see.
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Potentially.
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But I thought we were
potentially hanging out.
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I didn't get any potential
phone calls to hang out,
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so I guess not.
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Want to go
spit on stuff?
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Always.
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Well, that hurls.
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I know, since Felix went off
to International,
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we need someone
with his science skills
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to help hunt the Doom Hound.
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No way...him?!
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You're forgetting
our secret weapon.
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The differential
Atomizer Ray?
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No!
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The fact that dogs love me!
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I know you think it's crazy,
but it's totally gonna work.
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I just have to get a really
big squeaky toy.
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Come on.
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Carnies!
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[growls]
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Alright, you want it.
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[growls]
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Whoa!!!
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[screams]
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!
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[roars]
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We're potentially
hanging out.
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This is my crew; TBD,
Angry Dude and Giggles.
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How you doing, giggles?
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You must be hilarious
once you get going.
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I used to deliver
that magazine.
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Big mistake.
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Gulp.
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I'm telling you, your Mom
wants you to have a party.
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Why else would she
leave you home alone?
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Because she trusts me,
okay?
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And maybe she wants to see
if I'm mature enough.
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Errr....
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They yell at you for the police
coming and the lawyer bills
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and the water damage,
236
00:10:08,918 --> 00:10:10,578
but inside they're happy
you're partying.
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You just want me
to have a party
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so you can
invite Cadence, aargh!
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00:10:13,716 --> 00:10:15,026
What are you
talking about?
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00:10:15,131 --> 00:10:16,371
We're not hanging
out anymore.
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Besides, she's potentially
hanging with Etienne now,
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which is fine.
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You're totally jealous!
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No, I've thought
about this all day
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and I realized
I don't care.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Look we need to
focus on getting
the doom hound, okay?
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So focus.
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Here boy!
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Come on out and play.
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[squeaky sounds]
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Jake, it's not that
kind of dog.
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It got in a fight with a cat
and chewed a ball
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that sounds like
a dog to me.
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00:10:42,193 --> 00:10:43,263
Jake...
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Jake, would a dog
do this?
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[loud roars]
258
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Who's a big boy?
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Who wants a squeaky toy?
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[loud roars]
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00:11:01,626 --> 00:11:05,106
[laser fire]
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It's a tough dog!
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00:11:06,286 --> 00:11:08,526
It's a not a dog,
it's a monster!
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00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:11,843
[loud roars]
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[snarls and growls]
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I didn't want to
have to do this,
267
00:11:18,263 --> 00:11:19,963
You want the stick, boy?
268
00:11:20,058 --> 00:11:21,778
You want it?
269
00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:26,650
Get the stick, boy!
270
00:11:26,755 --> 00:11:27,715
See?
271
00:11:27,825 --> 00:11:29,165
They hate it when
you fake the throw!
272
00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:31,590
You guys have to go
back out there
273
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,211
and get this thing
right away.
274
00:11:33,313 --> 00:11:35,593
It's territorial and
will attack again.
275
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,935
Now, the Doom Hound
has thick armor
276
00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:39,392
and shrugs
off most weapons,
277
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,181
but it does have
a weakness.
278
00:11:41,286 --> 00:11:42,836
It's one of the few monsters
that can be condensed
279
00:11:42,943 --> 00:11:44,083
into a safe form.
280
00:11:44,186 --> 00:11:47,566
Cool, so we just
Cadence it.
281
00:11:47,672 --> 00:11:48,922
Condense.
282
00:11:49,018 --> 00:11:50,298
Uh-huh.
283
00:11:50,399 --> 00:11:51,059
You said "Cadence."
284
00:11:51,158 --> 00:11:52,228
No, I didn't.
285
00:11:52,332 --> 00:11:53,372
I don't think
about Cadence at all.
286
00:11:53,471 --> 00:11:54,681
Or Etienne hanging out
with her.
287
00:11:54,783 --> 00:11:55,543
Not one bit.
288
00:11:55,645 --> 00:11:57,025
Yeah, we get it.
289
00:11:57,130 --> 00:11:58,890
You spend a ton of time
not thinking about Cadence.
290
00:12:01,134 --> 00:12:03,274
So, compressing
the Doom Hound:
291
00:12:03,377 --> 00:12:05,137
You'll need this.
292
00:12:08,486 --> 00:12:09,446
Jake's in charge
of the Compressor.
293
00:12:09,556 --> 00:12:10,246
Why me?
294
00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:11,010
Because I called it.
295
00:12:11,109 --> 00:12:12,209
Jake, she called it.
296
00:12:12,317 --> 00:12:13,867
Move on.
297
00:12:13,974 --> 00:12:15,254
Fine. I'm in charge.
298
00:12:15,355 --> 00:12:16,765
Once you've compressed
the Doom Hound,
299
00:12:16,874 --> 00:12:18,054
you can't leave it alone...
300
00:12:18,151 --> 00:12:19,601
ever.
301
00:12:19,704 --> 00:12:21,884
It'll wiggle right out of
its bonds and be very mad.
302
00:12:21,982 --> 00:12:23,852
Now, I see why
she called it.
303
00:12:28,575 --> 00:12:29,885
You like that jacket.
304
00:12:29,990 --> 00:12:31,300
I really do.
305
00:12:31,405 --> 00:12:33,055
I don't know if it's because
I look so good in it
306
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,616
or because you gave it
to me.
307
00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,450
Wow, that's
kind of charming.
308
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:39,620
But, you've seen
my crew,
309
00:12:39,724 --> 00:12:43,284
so the bar's pretty
low for charming.
310
00:12:43,383 --> 00:12:47,533
Just trying to work
my way from "chillin"
to "hanging out."
311
00:12:47,628 --> 00:12:49,108
Want to see how I got it?
312
00:12:49,216 --> 00:12:50,486
Okay.
313
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:52,910
Hi.
314
00:12:53,013 --> 00:12:56,123
Give me your jacket.
315
00:12:56,223 --> 00:12:58,853
Jacket! Now!!
316
00:13:01,884 --> 00:13:02,894
Wow!
317
00:13:02,989 --> 00:13:05,609
That was-- well,
illegal and very wrong,
318
00:13:05,715 --> 00:13:07,925
but also pretty exciting!
319
00:13:08,028 --> 00:13:09,438
Thanks.
320
00:13:09,547 --> 00:13:11,407
Those guys held me upside down
in sixth grade so many times
321
00:13:11,514 --> 00:13:13,834
my nickname was
The Bat!
322
00:13:13,931 --> 00:13:15,591
That and I hadn't grown
into my ears yet.
323
00:13:15,691 --> 00:13:17,521
Right. Whatever.
324
00:13:17,624 --> 00:13:18,284
Now you try.
325
00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:19,073
Me?
326
00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:19,897
You want me to do that?
327
00:13:20,006 --> 00:13:21,346
Go.
328
00:13:25,528 --> 00:13:26,908
Hey, guys.
329
00:13:27,013 --> 00:13:29,393
I'm going to need to borrow that
jacket for a quick sec.
330
00:13:32,052 --> 00:13:35,442
Ahhh!!!
331
00:13:35,538 --> 00:13:37,088
You're more of a challenge
than I thought.
332
00:13:37,195 --> 00:13:39,715
No challenge here.
333
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:43,369
I'm a tough guy,
a loose cannon.
334
00:13:43,477 --> 00:13:45,167
Hey, I'm bleeding.
335
00:13:45,272 --> 00:13:46,202
Tough guys bleed!
336
00:13:46,308 --> 00:13:48,028
That's how we...
337
00:13:53,211 --> 00:13:53,901
Jake, how are you doing?
338
00:13:54,005 --> 00:13:55,655
Almost there!
339
00:13:58,009 --> 00:13:59,249
Now, Hayley!
340
00:14:00,978 --> 00:14:02,218
Throw the ring!
341
00:14:17,063 --> 00:14:18,203
You're not so tough now,
are you?
342
00:14:18,305 --> 00:14:20,615
[whimpering]
343
00:14:20,721 --> 00:14:21,761
Awwww...
344
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,141
I can't stay mad at him.
345
00:14:24,242 --> 00:14:25,452
Awww...
346
00:14:25,554 --> 00:14:26,974
We have to keep him
in hand at all times,
347
00:14:27,073 --> 00:14:28,453
or else he's gonna try to
wriggle out of his sweater.
348
00:14:28,557 --> 00:14:29,517
So you're in charge.
349
00:14:29,627 --> 00:14:30,457
What?! No!
350
00:14:30,559 --> 00:14:31,179
I called it.
351
00:14:31,284 --> 00:14:32,014
That's not fair!
352
00:14:32,112 --> 00:14:33,182
Jake, it's Mr. Stockley.
353
00:14:33,286 --> 00:14:34,316
Hayley called it.
Move on.
354
00:14:34,425 --> 00:14:35,115
Oh, man!
355
00:14:35,219 --> 00:14:37,429
A tiny dog in a sweater.
356
00:14:37,531 --> 00:14:39,091
Isn't there some high-tech
gizmo we can use
357
00:14:39,188 --> 00:14:41,048
to man it up a bit?
358
00:14:41,156 --> 00:14:43,086
The doom hound extra strength
from direct sunlight,
359
00:14:43,192 --> 00:14:44,402
so...
360
00:14:48,646 --> 00:14:49,886
That helps.
361
00:14:56,102 --> 00:14:58,382
He's so lost.
362
00:14:58,483 --> 00:15:00,663
Happens to me all
the time.
363
00:15:00,761 --> 00:15:03,941
To be fair, all the lockers
look the same.
364
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:05,841
I mean, pretending to be
a tough guy.
365
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:06,799
Poor Etienne.
366
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,006
Yeah, whatever.
367
00:15:09,115 --> 00:15:10,625
We've got to get him
away from Cadence.
368
00:15:10,737 --> 00:15:11,667
Great idea.
369
00:15:11,772 --> 00:15:12,572
For his own good!
370
00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:15,980
So babe, honey,
Lauren....
371
00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:18,185
We need to talk.
372
00:15:18,296 --> 00:15:19,326
Can't talk now.
373
00:15:19,435 --> 00:15:20,395
I'm late for breaking
some rules.
374
00:15:20,505 --> 00:15:22,435
[whimpering]
375
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:24,512
Having a dog as an
accessory is so last year.
376
00:15:24,613 --> 00:15:26,793
Just so you know, this happens
to be a really tough dog.
377
00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:27,961
Excuse me.
378
00:15:28,065 --> 00:15:28,645
Etienne, you're not
a bully, okay.
379
00:15:28,755 --> 00:15:29,405
You're a genius.
380
00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:31,694
I was a genius.
381
00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:34,142
Now I don't know what
I am anymore.
382
00:15:34,243 --> 00:15:36,043
But Cadence is helping me
figure that out.
383
00:15:36,142 --> 00:15:39,352
And, come on, how cool
do we look together?
384
00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:43,430
Anyone would look
cool with Cadence,
385
00:15:43,528 --> 00:15:44,218
but that's not
the point.
386
00:15:44,322 --> 00:15:45,392
She's dragging you down.
387
00:15:45,496 --> 00:15:47,016
You're the best scientist
I've ever seen!
388
00:15:47,118 --> 00:15:48,258
Right.
389
00:15:48,361 --> 00:15:51,051
Fill in the blank:
"Albert Blank-stein."
390
00:15:51,157 --> 00:15:52,087
Frankenstein had
a first name?
391
00:15:52,192 --> 00:15:53,712
I thought he was
just "Monster."
392
00:15:53,814 --> 00:15:55,824
See? Being the best scientist
you know
393
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,750
isn't really that bit
of an honor.
394
00:15:57,853 --> 00:16:00,133
The Etienne you knew
is gone.
395
00:16:00,235 --> 00:16:01,745
I'm a tough guy,
a ruffian!
396
00:16:01,857 --> 00:16:03,647
Real ruffians don't
say "ruffian."
397
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,475
You just need a friend
to talk to.
398
00:16:05,585 --> 00:16:06,855
My Mom's going out of town:
399
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,826
We can clean closets,
bake cookies
400
00:16:08,933 --> 00:16:09,833
and talk about
your crisis.
401
00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:10,944
Cookies?
402
00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:12,349
Tough guys eat cookies,
Etienne.
403
00:16:12,454 --> 00:16:13,524
Think about it.
404
00:16:13,627 --> 00:16:16,077
[bell ringing]
405
00:16:16,182 --> 00:16:18,052
Hey, I'm a tough guy!
406
00:16:18,149 --> 00:16:19,389
I like cookies!
407
00:16:19,495 --> 00:16:24,085
[whimpering]
408
00:16:26,502 --> 00:16:27,782
Well, well, well.
409
00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:31,513
Look who's been abandoned
by his Neanderthal friends.
410
00:16:31,611 --> 00:16:32,441
Where are they, Etienne?
411
00:16:32,543 --> 00:16:35,243
Diggin' up bones
to gnaw on?
412
00:16:36,685 --> 00:16:38,375
Just me today, fellas.
413
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,410
Enjoy your tater tots.
414
00:16:39,515 --> 00:16:40,895
Oh, we will.
415
00:16:44,727 --> 00:16:49,767
[laughter]
416
00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:52,560
Ha! You didn't get me,
did you smart guy?
417
00:16:55,117 --> 00:17:02,467
[laughter]
418
00:17:02,573 --> 00:17:03,063
Yes!
419
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:03,750
Etienne!
420
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,510
You nailed it, dude!
421
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:07,540
Oh, it was just
simple chemistry.
422
00:17:07,647 --> 00:17:09,027
The combination
of chemicals and--
423
00:17:09,131 --> 00:17:11,031
I knew if I let you do it
your way, you'd come through.
424
00:17:11,133 --> 00:17:12,863
That was amazing.
425
00:17:12,962 --> 00:17:14,212
Welcome to the crew.
426
00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:15,759
[cheering]
427
00:17:15,862 --> 00:17:18,042
Guys, guys, guys.
Let's celebrate!
428
00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:21,210
Do something totally crazy,
steal golf carts
429
00:17:21,316 --> 00:17:22,966
and drive them
into a pond.
430
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:26,046
Or go to the mall and throw
detergent into the fountain.
431
00:17:26,148 --> 00:17:27,698
Let's mess something up!!
432
00:17:27,805 --> 00:17:28,935
Great! Yeah!!
433
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,078
Oh no, I can't!
434
00:17:31,188 --> 00:17:33,358
Hayley's mom is out of town
and she invited me to come over
435
00:17:33,466 --> 00:17:36,536
and bake cookies
and then--
436
00:17:36,641 --> 00:17:38,611
Throw them at the police.
437
00:17:38,712 --> 00:17:40,852
Home alone?!
438
00:17:40,956 --> 00:17:42,646
What?
439
00:17:42,751 --> 00:17:44,991
No, no, no, no.
440
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,238
Party at Hayley's!
441
00:17:46,341 --> 00:17:47,341
[cheers]
442
00:17:47,445 --> 00:17:50,475
No, no, no, no...
443
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:55,556
You guys, wait.
444
00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:57,180
[doorbell]
445
00:17:57,283 --> 00:17:58,043
Hey.
446
00:17:58,146 --> 00:17:59,176
Hey, Etienne.
447
00:17:59,285 --> 00:18:00,595
I'm so glad you came!
Come on in.
448
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,216
I'm a little less glad.
449
00:18:04,324 --> 00:18:05,224
You're never going to--
450
00:18:07,707 --> 00:18:10,157
What's going on?
451
00:18:10,261 --> 00:18:11,541
Yeah, these're some
kids who wanted--
452
00:18:11,642 --> 00:18:13,332
--to party in a house
without parents!
453
00:18:13,437 --> 00:18:15,087
Etienne said it'd be cool.
454
00:18:15,197 --> 00:18:16,407
Did he?
455
00:18:19,339 --> 00:18:21,379
It doesn't matter who said
what to who, does it?
456
00:18:21,479 --> 00:18:22,789
Actually, it kinda does
and you know why,
457
00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:25,384
My mom didn't give me
permission to have a party.
458
00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:26,523
Get off the couch!
459
00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:28,182
You're not having
a party, princess, I am.
460
00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:30,209
And we already texted a
lot of kids, so it's on.
461
00:18:30,316 --> 00:18:31,936
Where do you keep
your trampoline?
462
00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:32,971
My trampoline?
463
00:18:33,077 --> 00:18:34,907
Coming through.
Sorry, sorry.
464
00:18:35,010 --> 00:18:36,390
They break it, You buy it.
465
00:18:36,494 --> 00:18:37,744
Got it? Good!
466
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,390
And for the record,
I never invited---
467
00:18:39,497 --> 00:18:40,837
Yahhhhh!!!!
468
00:18:40,947 --> 00:18:41,637
Hello?
469
00:18:41,741 --> 00:18:43,291
Hayley? Etienne?
470
00:18:43,398 --> 00:18:44,778
So I just happen to be
in the neighborhood...
471
00:18:44,882 --> 00:18:49,232
with this cookie dough, on
the off chance you guys were...
472
00:18:49,335 --> 00:18:49,985
You guys better stop
bouncing on the couch!
473
00:18:50,094 --> 00:18:52,234
Seriously get off!
474
00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:53,508
Etienne, you better do
something about this!!!
475
00:18:53,615 --> 00:18:54,575
Someone forgot to tell me
they were having a party.
476
00:18:54,685 --> 00:18:55,305
Jake, it's not
a party, okay!
477
00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:56,760
It's an invasion!
478
00:18:56,859 --> 00:18:58,409
Help me get these people
out of my house.
479
00:18:58,516 --> 00:18:59,966
No offense, but it was
a mistake to invite them
480
00:19:00,069 --> 00:19:00,659
in the first place.
481
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:01,760
Invite them?
482
00:19:01,864 --> 00:19:02,874
I didn't invite them,
though!
483
00:19:02,969 --> 00:19:05,799
Well, here they are
and so am I.
484
00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:06,733
None of us invited.
485
00:19:06,835 --> 00:19:07,695
Explain that.
486
00:19:07,801 --> 00:19:09,391
Oh, Jake!
487
00:19:09,493 --> 00:19:11,253
Did you make a little sweater
for your friend?
488
00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:14,287
I'm secure enough to hold a
tiny dog in a tiny sweater,
489
00:19:14,394 --> 00:19:16,984
with a parasol...
490
00:19:17,086 --> 00:19:21,186
Okay, I'm starting
to feel insecure.
491
00:19:21,298 --> 00:19:22,398
No, don't!
492
00:19:22,506 --> 00:19:24,086
I'm not going to hurt
your little dog, Jake.
493
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,537
You guys, let's just leave
the dog alone, okay?
494
00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:28,338
Help me out.
Say something.
495
00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:29,483
For all the fun times
we've shared?
496
00:19:29,582 --> 00:19:30,102
Nothing?
497
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,033
Don't!
498
00:19:31,135 --> 00:19:31,785
Give me that!
499
00:19:31,894 --> 00:19:32,724
What are you doing?
500
00:19:32,826 --> 00:19:33,756
Give it back!!!
501
00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:36,492
Cadence no!!!!!
502
00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:39,867
[loud roar]
503
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,081
Ahh!!!!
504
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:41,840
Uh oh.
505
00:19:41,939 --> 00:19:43,869
This is going to be bad.
506
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:54,465
[load roars]
507
00:19:54,572 --> 00:20:01,992
[load roars]
508
00:20:02,097 --> 00:20:03,057
Closet now!!!!
509
00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:04,057
Yeah!!
510
00:20:04,168 --> 00:20:06,068
Go, go, go!!!!!
511
00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:07,340
What is that thing?!
512
00:20:07,447 --> 00:20:09,547
I told you it was
a tough dog.
513
00:20:09,656 --> 00:20:10,896
You really want to get
into that now?
514
00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:11,802
Who are you people?
515
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,760
We're ordinary teenagers.
516
00:20:13,867 --> 00:20:15,967
Do you keep a blaster
in the house?
517
00:20:16,076 --> 00:20:16,586
A blaster?!
518
00:20:16,698 --> 00:20:17,978
No, no, no.
519
00:20:18,078 --> 00:20:19,288
Jake, we are not using
a blaster in my house!
520
00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:20,530
[loud roars]
521
00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:21,843
Yeah, that might
mess it up.
522
00:20:21,944 --> 00:20:23,774
No weapons and a dangerous
beast running around.
523
00:20:23,877 --> 00:20:25,427
We need an inventor fast!
524
00:20:25,534 --> 00:20:27,814
Sorry, guys,
that's not me anymore.
525
00:20:27,916 --> 00:20:30,466
You made one mistake,
get over it!
526
00:20:30,574 --> 00:20:32,024
Do you know how many times
I've gotten stuck
527
00:20:32,127 --> 00:20:34,407
in a revolving door?
528
00:20:34,509 --> 00:20:37,439
Listen Etienne,
you're a scientist.
529
00:20:37,546 --> 00:20:38,746
Even when you were
being a tough guy
530
00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:39,858
and blew up
the ketchup bottles,
531
00:20:39,962 --> 00:20:41,312
you were using science.
532
00:20:41,412 --> 00:20:43,002
You were mixing
the right chemicals.
533
00:20:43,103 --> 00:20:44,283
You were writing out
the equations.
534
00:20:44,381 --> 00:20:45,931
Chemicals!
535
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:50,317
Maybe I can
make something...
536
00:20:50,421 --> 00:20:51,631
All we need is the proper
deflagration
537
00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:53,293
and decomposition
chemical materials,
538
00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:56,050
with the appropriate
stability to--
539
00:20:56,151 --> 00:20:57,011
We can blow it up!
540
00:20:57,117 --> 00:20:57,597
Great!
541
00:20:57,704 --> 00:20:59,094
Let's do that!
542
00:20:59,188 --> 00:21:00,808
Hayley, I'm going to need
non-aerosol deodorant,
543
00:21:00,914 --> 00:21:02,544
oven cleaner and two
different types of syrup.
544
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,190
Jake, find a mixing bowl
and a whisk.
545
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:04,987
Let's move people!
546
00:21:05,091 --> 00:21:07,201
Today, today, today!!!!
547
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:17,970
[loud roars]
548
00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:23,733
Okay, you get
one shot.
549
00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:25,944
It's got to go
in his mouth.
550
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,251
Want to get the toy?
551
00:21:30,358 --> 00:21:31,598
Want to play?
552
00:21:31,704 --> 00:21:34,714
[loud roar]
553
00:21:34,810 --> 00:21:38,230
[explosion]
554
00:21:40,022 --> 00:21:42,372
Oh, no, no, no,
my house!
555
00:21:42,473 --> 00:21:44,963
My house,
it's ruined!
556
00:21:45,062 --> 00:21:46,582
You were awesome!
557
00:21:46,684 --> 00:21:48,824
Where can I get one of those
exploding things?!
558
00:21:48,928 --> 00:21:52,688
Maybe this is a good time
for us to go somewhere and...
559
00:21:52,794 --> 00:21:55,734
hang out?
560
00:21:55,831 --> 00:21:57,491
Yeah, we're still
at chillin'.
561
00:21:57,592 --> 00:21:59,662
Everybody, check
this out!!
562
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:11,850
Okay, everybody
nothing to see here.
563
00:22:11,951 --> 00:22:14,331
Everybody out
the back...now.
564
00:22:14,436 --> 00:22:15,846
Nothing to see here.
565
00:22:15,955 --> 00:22:17,605
What am I doing here?
566
00:22:17,715 --> 00:22:18,845
Wait, am I at a wild party?
567
00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:19,608
Yes.
568
00:22:19,717 --> 00:22:21,927
Awesome!
569
00:22:26,241 --> 00:22:27,351
There's a lot of
cleaning up to do,
570
00:22:27,449 --> 00:22:28,419
so I'm going to leave
you in charge of it.
571
00:22:28,519 --> 00:22:29,379
No, no, no.
572
00:22:29,486 --> 00:22:30,556
You're going to help
me clean!
573
00:22:30,659 --> 00:22:31,589
Hayley, I called it,
move on.
574
00:22:31,695 --> 00:22:32,385
What? No, no, no!!!!
575
00:22:32,489 --> 00:22:33,249
It's Mr. Stockley.
576
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,222
Jake called it.
Move on.
577
00:22:35,319 --> 00:22:38,499
Hayley! I'm back.
578
00:22:38,598 --> 00:22:40,078
Oh, no!
579
00:22:40,186 --> 00:22:40,806
Good luck!
580
00:22:40,911 --> 00:22:41,881
Later!
581
00:22:41,981 --> 00:22:43,221
You can't just leave me,
no, no, no!
582
00:22:43,327 --> 00:22:44,637
Mom...
583
00:22:45,674 --> 00:22:47,574
Hayley!!
584
00:22:47,676 --> 00:22:48,256
I'm so glad you
finally had a party.
585
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,197
You're grounded.
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