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FRANK:
I got no legroom back here.
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Move your seat forward.
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It's as far
as it goes.
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There's a mechanism.
You just pull it
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and throw your body weight.
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I pulled it.
It doesn't go.
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If you want the legroom,
say you want the legroom!
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Don't blame the mechanism!
All right, Dad,
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we're five blocks
from the house.
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Sit sideways.
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Like an animal.
Because of her,
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I have to sit here
like an animal.
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Serenity now!
Serenity now!
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What is that?
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Doctor gave me
a relaxation cassette.
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When my blood pressure
gets too high,
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When my blood pressure
gets too high,
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the man on the tape
tells me to say,
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serenity now!
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Are you supposed
to yell it?
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The man on the tape
wasn't specific.
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What happened to the screen
door? It blew off again?
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I told you
to fix that thing.
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Serenity now!
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[♪]
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So I told Bobby and Lisa
we'd try
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that new Chinese/Spanish place,
La Caridad, on Saturday.
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I thought we had tickets
to the Knicks' home opener.
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I thought this was more fun,
so I gave the tickets away.
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What?
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All right. Fine.
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Are you mad at me?
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No. Uh...
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I love a good Chinese/Spanish
whatever-it-is.
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You know,
I've never seen you mad.
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I get peeved.
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Mad.
Miffed.
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Mad.
Miffed.
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Mad.
Irked?
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I would like to see you
get really mad.
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[♪]
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GEORGE:
Why does she want you to be mad?
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She says I suppress
my emotions.
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So, what do you care
what she thinks?
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Good body.
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She probably gets that
impression because you're cool.
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You're under control.
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Like me.
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Nothing wrong with that.
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But I get upset.
I've yelled.
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You've heard me yell.
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Not really. Your voice
kind of raises
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to this comedic pitch.
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to this comedic pitch.
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Hey.
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Kramer, I am so sick
of you coming in here
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and eating all my food.
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Now, shut that door
and get the hell out of here!
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[LAUGHS]
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What is that,
a new bit?
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GEORGE:
I told you.
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Hey, any of you guys want
to come out
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and help me fix my father's
screen door in Queens?
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Sorry, I'm fixing
a screen door in the Bronx.
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I'll do it.
Really? You-- You want to come?
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Yeah. I love going
to the country.
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Yeah. I love going
to the country.
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[LAUGHS]
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Where are they going?
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Fix a screen door
in Queens.
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[LAUGHS]
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That's funny.
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Hey, listen,
what are you doing Saturday?
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Not going to the Knick game.
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I need somebody
to go with me
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to Mr. Lippman's
son's bar mitzvah.
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You know, if you don't bring
a guest, they save on catering.
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You should be able
to buy a cheaper gift.
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Oh, I don't think
that's possible.
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[RATTLES]
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[♪]
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[♪]
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Now, get a little closer,
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'cause I can't see
the screen door.
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Yeah...
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Perfect.
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Dad, the hinges
are all rusted here.
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That's why the wind keeps
blowing the door off.
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ESTELLE:
I hate that old door.
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Throw it out!
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Serenity now!
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It might be time
to just let her go, Frank.
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She's worked hard
for you.
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Will you put her to rest for me?
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Oh, yeah.
I'll take good care of her.
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ESTELLE:
And get George to put
those boxes in the garage!
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Dad, what is all this?
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ESTELLE:
It's junk.
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My computers.
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I've been selling them
for two months now.
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Shut up!
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You're selling computers?
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Two months ago,
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I saw a provocative movie
on cable TV.
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It was called The Net,
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with that girl from the bus.
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I did a little reading,
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and I realize
it wasn't that far-fetched.
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and I realize
it wasn't that far-fetched.
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Dad, do you know
what it takes to compete
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with Microsoft and IBM?
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Yes, I do.
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That's why I've got
a secret weapon.
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My son.
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[♪]
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JERRY:
Damn it, they gave me cream.
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I asked for nonfat milk!
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I think they have 1 percent
over there.
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One percent?
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They can kiss 1 percent
of my ass!
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Okay, Jerry, enough.
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Okay, Jerry, enough.
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I'm not buying it.
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You're damn right
you're not buying it!
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You shouldn't have to try.
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It's just being open.
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I'm open.
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There's just nothing in there.
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Uh-huh.
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Think I'm lying about this?
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I think you are.
Well, I'm not.
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Yes, you are, liar.
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Oh, stop it.
Okay, liar.
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That's enough!
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Ooh, that was good.
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Really? It felt good.
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ELAINE:
Congratulations, Mr. Lippman.
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Oh, Elaine.
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[CHUCKLING]
Hi.
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My boy's a man today.
Can you believe it?
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My boy's a man today.
Can you believe it?
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Oh,
He's a man.
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congratulations, Adam--
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[GRUNTING]
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I'm a man!
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[♪]
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JERRY:
Tongue?
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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I didn't try that
till I was 23.
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Boy, this kid's not just a man.
He's a man's man.
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And I think he's been
telling his friends.
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And I think he's been
telling his friends.
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I got invitations
to six more bar mitzvahs.
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[RINGS]
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Hello?
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Yeah, this is
Jerry Seinfeld.
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No, no, no,
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I do not want to stop over
in Cincinnati!
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Well, then you upgrade me.
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That's right,
you should thank me!
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Goodbye.
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Hey, I'm flying first-class.
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Where did that
come from?
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Patty showed me
how to get mad.
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You got a problem
with that?
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No.
Good.
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No.
Good.
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All right, relax, tough guy.
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I gotta get out
to my father's garage.
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Help him sell some computers.
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The two of you working
in that little garage
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is like a steel-cage
death-match.
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[DRILL WHIRRING]
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Kramer?
Hey.
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What--? What are you doing?
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Oh, I'm putting up
Frank's screen door.
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Yeah, this beauty's got
a little life in her yet.
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What do you need it for?
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The cool evening breezes
of Anytown, U.S.A.
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Let's see how
this baby closes.
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Let's see how
this baby closes.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[♪]
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Morning, Ma.
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ESTELLE:
You're late!
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Morning, Dad.
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I am not Dad
in the workplace.
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My professional name
is Mr. Costanza,
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and I will refer to you
as Costanza.
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FRANK:
Morning, Braun.
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Hey, George.
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Two cream, no sugar.
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What is Lloyd Braun
doing here?
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Your mother recommended him.
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Yeah, of course she did.
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That's all I ever heard
growing up:
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That's all I ever heard
growing up:
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"Why can't you be more
like Lloyd Braun?"
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You know he was
in a mental institution?
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I didn't read his résumé.
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[DINGS]
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Another sale, Mr. Costanza.
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Chalk me up
on the big board.
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What is this?
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This is your lagging.
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Good work, Braun.
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ESTELLE:
Good for you, Lloyd!
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[♪]
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ELAINE:
So, Adam, I just talked
to your father
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and apology accepted.
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I'm not apologizing.
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It was great.
I told everyone.
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It was great.
I told everyone.
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Yeah, I know.
Uh, by the way,
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could you do me a favor
and tell Mitchell Tanenbaum
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that I will be unable
to attend this Saturday?
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Are you free Friday night?
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I am, but that is not the point.
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You are 13,
and I am in my early...
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20s.
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But I'm a man.
The rabbi said so.
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No. You are not a man.
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It takes a long time
to become a man.
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I mean, half my friends
aren't even there yet.
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I mean, half my friends
aren't even there yet.
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Well, if I'm not a man,
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then this whole thing
was a sham.
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First they said I was gonna
get great gifts,
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and then somebody
gives me Boggle.
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I renounce my religion!
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Who wants cookies?
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As of this moment,
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I am no longer Jewish!
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I quit!
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[MOUTHS]
What?
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[CHUCKLING]
Mmm.
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FRANK:
You're late again, Costanza,
so listen up.
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Starting tonight, we're having
a little sales contest.
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The loser gets fired,
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The loser gets fired,
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the winner gets
a Waterpik.
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ESTELLE:
You're not giving away
our Waterpik!
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Serenity now!
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You know what?
It doesn't matter,
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because I quit.
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I guess your mother
was right.
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You never could compete
with Lloyd Braun!
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[DINGS]
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All right.
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You wanna sell computers?
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I will show you
how to sell computers.
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[ANGRILY]
Hello, Mr. Finerman,
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you wanna buy a computer?
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you wanna buy a computer?
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No? Why not?
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All right, I see!
Good answer!
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Thank you.
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[DINGING]
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Serenity now!
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[♪]
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ELAINE:
Adam, you don't become
a man overnight.
263
00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,233
Look at your father.
264
00:09:09,266 --> 00:09:13,233
It takes time, patience,
experience, uh,
265
00:09:13,266 --> 00:09:16,866
several careers
of varying success.
266
00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:18,715
I mean, these are things
that I look for in a man.
267
00:09:18,715 --> 00:09:20,566
I mean, these are things
that I look for in a man.
268
00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,233
Well, that does me
a lot of good.
269
00:09:22,266 --> 00:09:24,400
"Early 20s."
270
00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,866
Well, I'm sorry, sir.
I tried.
271
00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:31,133
So that's the type of guy
you're looking for?
272
00:09:31,166 --> 00:09:33,033
[SIGHING]
Oh, I guess so.
273
00:09:33,066 --> 00:09:34,700
Why?
274
00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:39,966
What is this?
275
00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,066
Anytown, U.S.A.
276
00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:47,300
Hello. Is Kramer home?
277
00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:48,533
Oh. Hey.
278
00:09:50,066 --> 00:09:51,233
Hello, neighbor.
279
00:09:51,266 --> 00:09:53,500
Boy, those azaleas
are really coming in nicely.
280
00:09:53,533 --> 00:09:55,000
Oh, you gotta mulch.
You've got to.
281
00:09:55,033 --> 00:09:56,333
[CLICKS TONGUE]
282
00:09:56,366 --> 00:09:58,866
You barbecuing tonight?
Yeah. Right after the fireworks.
283
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,033
[TINKLING]
284
00:10:06,766 --> 00:10:08,233
So where do you want
to eat tonight?
285
00:10:08,266 --> 00:10:10,200
Well, how 'bout going back
to La Caridad?
286
00:10:10,233 --> 00:10:12,033
[ANGRILY]
Again?
287
00:10:12,066 --> 00:10:14,666
How much flan
can a person eat?
288
00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:17,533
Jerry, you've been yelling at me
all afternoon.
289
00:10:17,566 --> 00:10:18,715
Well, I don't think
more flan is the answer!
290
00:10:18,715 --> 00:10:21,066
Well, I don't think
more flan is the answer!
291
00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:22,466
Maybe I should
just leave.
292
00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,800
Maybe?
Goodbye!
293
00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,166
Double goodbye.
294
00:10:30,433 --> 00:10:31,666
Hey, buddy.
295
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,966
Hey. Happy New Year.
296
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,333
Y'all come back real--
297
00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:43,400
Did you and Patty
just break up?
Yeah.
298
00:10:43,433 --> 00:10:44,800
In fact, she broke up with me.
299
00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:47,000
And I don't wanna talk
about it!
300
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,366
Well, then you're free tonight.
301
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,700
I heard about this great place
called La Caridad.
302
00:10:52,733 --> 00:10:53,800
[DOOR OPENS]
303
00:10:53,833 --> 00:10:56,533
That's the last thing
she said to me.
304
00:10:56,566 --> 00:10:59,566
She wanted to go there also,
but I wasn't in the mood.
305
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,000
Whoa. What is the matter?
306
00:11:02,033 --> 00:11:03,666
It's Patty.
307
00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:06,933
Jerry, you break up
with a girl every week.
308
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,700
What--? What is this
salty discharge?
309
00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:18,066
Oh, my God.
You're crying.
310
00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:18,715
This is horrible.
311
00:11:18,715 --> 00:11:20,966
This is horrible.
312
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,433
I care.
313
00:11:26,666 --> 00:11:28,300
[♪]
314
00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:30,233
JERRY:
Patty won't call me back.
315
00:11:30,266 --> 00:11:32,441
I don't know
if I can live without her.
316
00:11:32,475 --> 00:11:34,408
Well, she's really gotten
to you, hasn't she?
317
00:11:34,441 --> 00:11:36,008
I don't know
what's happening to me.
318
00:11:36,041 --> 00:11:37,008
Well, it's simple.
319
00:11:37,041 --> 00:11:38,341
You let out one emotion,
320
00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:40,475
all the rest
will come with it.
321
00:11:40,508 --> 00:11:42,808
It's like Endora's box.
322
00:11:42,841 --> 00:11:44,808
That was the mother
on Bewitched.
323
00:11:44,841 --> 00:11:46,475
You mean Pandora.
324
00:11:46,508 --> 00:11:48,875
Yeah, well, she had one too.
325
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,841
Jerry, can I talk to you
for a minute?
326
00:11:57,941 --> 00:11:59,308
Oh, gee--!
327
00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:01,641
That's it! That's it.
328
00:12:01,675 --> 00:12:02,908
I warned you kids.
329
00:12:02,941 --> 00:12:05,075
I told you not to play
in front of my house.
330
00:12:05,108 --> 00:12:06,808
This time I'm keeping it.
331
00:12:08,808 --> 00:12:11,308
And you're not getting
your rock back either.
332
00:12:11,341 --> 00:12:12,375
Hall urchins.
333
00:12:17,541 --> 00:12:19,175
Are you still
down in the dumps?
334
00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:21,008
Come on.
It's just a chick.
335
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,275
You ever hear of a little thing
called feelings?
336
00:12:23,308 --> 00:12:25,643
Well, I got just the thing
to cheer you up.
337
00:12:25,643 --> 00:12:25,975
Well, I got just the thing
to cheer you up.
338
00:12:26,008 --> 00:12:28,508
A computer. Huh?
339
00:12:28,541 --> 00:12:31,675
Well, you can check porn
and stock quotes.
340
00:12:33,141 --> 00:12:34,908
Porn quotes.
341
00:12:34,941 --> 00:12:37,475
I'm so lucky to have a friend
like you, George.
342
00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:38,475
Well...
343
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,808
Ever tell you
how much I love you?
344
00:12:45,175 --> 00:12:46,141
What?
345
00:12:46,175 --> 00:12:48,008
I love you, George.
346
00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:49,308
Come here.
347
00:12:49,341 --> 00:12:51,108
I-- I'm already here.
I'm here. I'm here.
348
00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:53,175
Uh, you know what? If you want
a computer, call me.
349
00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:55,308
I-- I-- I-- I gotta go.
Go wherever you want.
350
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:55,643
I'm still gonna love you.
351
00:12:55,643 --> 00:12:56,441
I'm still gonna love you.
352
00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:58,908
Hey. Look what they did.
353
00:12:58,941 --> 00:13:00,175
Look what they did
to my house.
354
00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:01,808
I turn my back
for two seconds,
355
00:13:01,841 --> 00:13:04,241
and they put shaving cream
all over the door.
356
00:13:04,275 --> 00:13:06,308
Yeah, I see you!
357
00:13:06,341 --> 00:13:07,775
I'll teach these kids
a lesson.
358
00:13:07,808 --> 00:13:09,508
Where's that hose
I put under your sink?
359
00:13:09,541 --> 00:13:12,775
Hose under my sink.
I love you, Kramer.
360
00:13:12,808 --> 00:13:14,341
I love you too, buddy.
And, George--
361
00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:15,575
I don't wanna hear it.
362
00:13:15,608 --> 00:13:16,741
When I give you the signal,
363
00:13:16,775 --> 00:13:18,575
turn this water on full blast.
364
00:13:18,608 --> 00:13:20,175
Signal?
What--? What signal?
365
00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:22,108
I don't know.
I'll yell, uh, "hoochie mama."
366
00:13:22,141 --> 00:13:24,675
All right, if-- If I do it,
will you buy a computer?
367
00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:25,643
On the signal, George,
on the signal.
368
00:13:25,643 --> 00:13:26,508
On the signal, George,
on the signal.
369
00:13:26,541 --> 00:13:28,341
Only if you buy.
I gotta make a sale.
370
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,441
I love you, Costanza.
371
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,741
All right, will you shut up?!
372
00:13:30,775 --> 00:13:32,308
Now! Now, George!
Turn on the faucet!
373
00:13:32,341 --> 00:13:34,441
George,
turn on the faucet!
374
00:13:34,475 --> 00:13:36,141
Hoochie mama!
375
00:13:36,175 --> 00:13:38,275
Hoochie mama!
376
00:13:38,308 --> 00:13:40,341
[SOBBING]
Hoochie mama!
377
00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:42,441
[♪]
378
00:13:42,475 --> 00:13:44,841
ELAINE:
So now the other Lippman
kissed me.
379
00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:47,141
Well, sure. They're Jewish,
and you're a shiksa.
380
00:13:47,175 --> 00:13:49,341
What?
It means non-Jewish woman.
381
00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:50,608
I know what it means,
382
00:13:50,641 --> 00:13:53,108
but what does being a shiksa
have to do with it?
383
00:13:53,141 --> 00:13:55,275
You've got shiks-appeal.
Jewish men love the idea
384
00:13:55,308 --> 00:13:55,643
of meeting a woman
not like their mother.
385
00:13:55,643 --> 00:13:57,008
of meeting a woman
not like their mother.
386
00:13:57,041 --> 00:13:58,508
Oh, that's insane.
387
00:13:58,541 --> 00:13:59,841
I'll tell you what's insane.
388
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:02,841
The price that I could get you
on a new desktop computer.
389
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,675
I am not buying
a computer from you.
390
00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:05,741
There's porn.
391
00:14:05,775 --> 00:14:07,341
Even so.
392
00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:08,675
Damn it.
393
00:14:08,708 --> 00:14:11,575
[♪]
394
00:14:11,608 --> 00:14:13,408
ELAINE:
Don't get me wrong,
Mr. Lippman,
395
00:14:13,441 --> 00:14:14,675
I'm-- I'm very flattered
396
00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:16,341
that you found me
attractive enough
397
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:19,341
to lunge at me, heh,
398
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:22,408
but the only reason you like me
is because I'm a shiksa.
399
00:14:22,441 --> 00:14:24,808
That's simply not true.
400
00:14:24,841 --> 00:14:25,643
If you weren't Jewish, you
wouldn't be interested in me.
401
00:14:25,643 --> 00:14:27,241
If you weren't Jewish, you
wouldn't be interested in me.
402
00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:29,441
You are wrong. I'll prove it.
403
00:14:29,475 --> 00:14:32,108
Oh, no. Don't.
I renounce Judaism.
404
00:14:32,141 --> 00:14:33,775
Oy vey.
405
00:14:33,808 --> 00:14:36,841
[♪]
406
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,475
JERRY:
What happened to you, pal?
407
00:14:38,508 --> 00:14:40,808
Joey Zanfino and some
of the neighborhood kids,
408
00:14:40,841 --> 00:14:44,108
they ambushed me
with a box of grade A's.
409
00:14:44,141 --> 00:14:45,275
Are you all right?
410
00:14:45,308 --> 00:14:46,641
Oh, no, no.
I'm fine, fine.
411
00:14:46,675 --> 00:14:47,841
Serenity now.
412
00:14:49,008 --> 00:14:52,141
Serenity now,
serenity now.
413
00:14:52,175 --> 00:14:54,808
So you're using
Frank's relaxation method?
414
00:14:54,841 --> 00:14:55,643
Jerry, the anger,
it just melts right off.
415
00:14:55,643 --> 00:14:56,641
Jerry, the anger,
it just melts right off.
416
00:14:56,675 --> 00:14:58,541
Serenity now.
417
00:15:01,008 --> 00:15:02,841
[STAMMERING]
418
00:15:05,175 --> 00:15:07,008
Pfft. Serenity now.
419
00:15:10,441 --> 00:15:11,408
Oh.
420
00:15:11,441 --> 00:15:12,741
Hey, what happened
to you?
421
00:15:12,775 --> 00:15:14,308
Serenity.
422
00:15:15,608 --> 00:15:17,241
Well...
423
00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:18,675
you are not gonna believe this.
424
00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:20,308
Now Lippman has renounced.
425
00:15:20,341 --> 00:15:22,741
This shiksa thing
is totally out of control.
426
00:15:22,775 --> 00:15:25,641
What is with you people?
427
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,941
What are you looking at?
428
00:15:29,975 --> 00:15:31,308
Sit down, Elaine.
429
00:15:31,341 --> 00:15:34,641
Oh, no, Jerry, I can't take
any more gentle sobbing.
430
00:15:34,675 --> 00:15:37,341
I've been thinking about
what it means to be complete.
431
00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:38,775
Do you have an apple
or anything?
432
00:15:38,808 --> 00:15:40,441
Look at us,
hurtling through space
433
00:15:40,475 --> 00:15:41,841
on this big blue marble...
434
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:43,441
Or a nectarine?
I'd love a nectarine.
435
00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:45,808
...looking everywhere
for some kind of meaning...
436
00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:48,408
Why am I in such a fruit mood?
Ah! Banana.
437
00:15:48,441 --> 00:15:50,675
...when all the while,
the real secret to happiness
438
00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:52,941
has been right here
in front of us.
439
00:15:54,541 --> 00:15:55,643
What?
Elaine...
440
00:15:55,643 --> 00:15:56,041
What?
Elaine...
441
00:15:57,675 --> 00:16:00,408
Jerry, I found a way
to beat Lloyd Braun!
442
00:16:00,441 --> 00:16:03,175
I buy the computers myself,
I store 'em in your apartment.
443
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:05,575
Then after I win the contest,
I bring them all back,
444
00:16:05,608 --> 00:16:06,575
I get my money back.
445
00:16:06,608 --> 00:16:08,408
It's brilliant! Ha, ha, ha.
446
00:16:08,441 --> 00:16:10,208
What--? What's wrong
with your leg?
447
00:16:12,475 --> 00:16:14,475
I'm asking Elaine
to marry me.
448
00:16:20,941 --> 00:16:23,175
I'll store these over
at Kramer's apartment, then.
449
00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:24,141
It's all right.
450
00:16:26,941 --> 00:16:27,908
I'll find him.
451
00:16:27,941 --> 00:16:29,175
Elaine?
452
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:30,608
Um...
453
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:31,908
Jerry,
454
00:16:31,941 --> 00:16:33,941
I got a lot going on
with, um...
455
00:16:33,975 --> 00:16:36,075
With Lippman right now.
Lippman?
456
00:16:36,108 --> 00:16:38,108
[CLEARS THROAT]
Yeah. And him too.
457
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:40,575
[SHOUTING]
What?
458
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,008
Oh, yeah.
459
00:16:42,041 --> 00:16:43,241
Um...
460
00:16:43,275 --> 00:16:44,608
I think George
is calling me,
461
00:16:44,641 --> 00:16:46,441
so I'm gonna go
and give him a hand.
462
00:16:46,475 --> 00:16:48,475
And just--
Come on. Come on!
463
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,475
Can I help you?
464
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,508
No. Stay. Stay. Stay.
465
00:16:51,541 --> 00:16:52,508
[♪]
466
00:16:52,541 --> 00:16:54,075
FRANK:
Hey, Braun,
467
00:16:54,108 --> 00:16:55,643
Costanza's kicking your butt!
468
00:16:55,643 --> 00:16:56,475
Costanza's kicking your butt!
469
00:16:56,508 --> 00:16:57,975
Watch how it's done.
470
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:03,841
Oh, hello,
Mr. Vandelay?
471
00:17:05,808 --> 00:17:07,608
Would you like
to buy a computer?
472
00:17:07,641 --> 00:17:09,108
Oh, really?
473
00:17:09,141 --> 00:17:10,275
Two dozen?
474
00:17:10,308 --> 00:17:11,275
[DINGING]
475
00:17:11,308 --> 00:17:12,841
Costanza, you're white-hot!
476
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,941
AUTOMATED OPERATOR:
If you'd like to make a call,
477
00:17:14,975 --> 00:17:16,175
please hang up and--
478
00:17:18,641 --> 00:17:20,908
Hey, Braun, I got good news
and bad news,
479
00:17:20,941 --> 00:17:22,641
and they're both the same:
you're fired.
480
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,975
Costanza,
you've won the Waterpik.
481
00:17:25,008 --> 00:17:25,643
ESTELLE:
You're not gonna give away
that Waterpik!
482
00:17:25,643 --> 00:17:27,241
ESTELLE:
You're not gonna give away
that Waterpik!
483
00:17:27,275 --> 00:17:31,008
You wanna bet? Serenity now.
Serenity now.
484
00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:33,741
You know,
you should tell your dad
485
00:17:33,775 --> 00:17:36,275
that "serenity now" thing
doesn't work.
486
00:17:36,308 --> 00:17:40,075
Just bottles up the anger,
and then eventually you blow.
487
00:17:40,108 --> 00:17:41,908
What do you know?
You were in the nut house.
488
00:17:41,941 --> 00:17:43,741
What do you think
put me there?
489
00:17:43,775 --> 00:17:47,241
I heard they found a family
in your freezer.
490
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,441
Serenity now...
491
00:17:49,475 --> 00:17:51,041
insanity later.
492
00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:55,308
What happened here, Kramer?
493
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:55,643
Serenity now,
serenity now.
494
00:17:55,643 --> 00:17:56,908
Serenity now,
serenity now.
495
00:17:56,941 --> 00:17:58,341
Kramer!
496
00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:00,008
Oh, gee-- Jerry.
497
00:18:00,041 --> 00:18:01,808
Gee, I didn't hear you
come in.
498
00:18:01,841 --> 00:18:03,741
Yeah, the, uh--
Yeah, the children.
499
00:18:03,775 --> 00:18:06,208
They-- They've--
They've done some redecorating.
500
00:18:07,341 --> 00:18:08,775
Serenity now, serenity now.
501
00:18:08,808 --> 00:18:09,775
You don't look well.
502
00:18:09,808 --> 00:18:11,775
Huh? Oh, well, that's odd,
503
00:18:11,808 --> 00:18:13,841
because I feel perfectly
at peace with the world.
504
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,141
Hey-- Eggs-- You--
505
00:18:15,175 --> 00:18:17,908
Serenity now, serenity now,
serenity now...
506
00:18:17,941 --> 00:18:19,508
Oh, I'm sorry.
Look at me.
507
00:18:19,541 --> 00:18:21,608
I stepped
on your last rose.
508
00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:24,908
[EXHALES]
Jerry, come on,
don't get so upset about it.
509
00:18:24,941 --> 00:18:25,643
There's always next spring.
510
00:18:25,643 --> 00:18:26,108
There's always next spring.
511
00:18:26,141 --> 00:18:28,008
Would you excuse me
for a moment?
512
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,008
[MURMURING]
Serenity now, serenity now.
513
00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:31,441
[SCREAMING]
Serenity now!
514
00:18:31,475 --> 00:18:33,808
GEORGE:
Jerry, I did it! Ah-ha-ha!
515
00:18:33,841 --> 00:18:35,675
I beat Braun!
KRAMER: Serenity now!
516
00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:37,475
Come on, give me a hand
with the computers?
517
00:18:37,508 --> 00:18:38,475
[CRASHING NOISES]
518
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:41,241
KRAMER [HOWLING]:
Serenity now!
519
00:18:41,275 --> 00:18:43,008
Why couldn't you squeeze
520
00:18:43,041 --> 00:18:44,741
one of those stupid
rubber balls
521
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,175
to get your stress out?!
522
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:50,275
Why did you have
to destroy 25 computers?!
523
00:18:51,108 --> 00:18:53,908
George, you listen to me.
524
00:18:53,941 --> 00:18:55,441
I owe you one.
525
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:57,808
All right?
526
00:18:58,775 --> 00:19:00,775
[KRAMER WHISTLING]
527
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:06,508
He's incorrigible.
528
00:19:06,541 --> 00:19:08,308
You want to talk about it?
529
00:19:08,341 --> 00:19:10,475
Oh, please don't tell me
you love me again, Jerry.
530
00:19:10,508 --> 00:19:12,075
I can't handle it.
531
00:19:12,108 --> 00:19:13,775
George,
letting my emotions out
532
00:19:13,808 --> 00:19:15,775
was the best thing
I've ever done.
533
00:19:15,808 --> 00:19:17,508
Sure,
I'm not funny anymore,
534
00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:19,775
but there's more to life
535
00:19:19,808 --> 00:19:23,208
than making shallow,
fairly obvious observations.
536
00:19:25,275 --> 00:19:25,643
How 'bout you?
537
00:19:25,643 --> 00:19:26,508
How 'bout you?
538
00:19:27,475 --> 00:19:28,808
All right.
539
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:32,041
Here goes...
540
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,841
[♪]
541
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,675
Rabbi, is there anything
I can do
542
00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:40,841
to combat this shiks-appeal?
543
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:44,675
Heh, Elaine, shiks-appeal
is a myth, like the yeti
544
00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:49,208
or his North American cousin,
the Sasquatch.
545
00:19:50,175 --> 00:19:51,675
Well, something's going on here,
546
00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:54,441
because every able-bodied
Israelite in the county
547
00:19:54,475 --> 00:19:55,643
is driving pretty strong
to the hoop.
548
00:19:55,643 --> 00:19:56,841
is driving pretty strong
to the hoop.
549
00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:59,008
Elaine, there is much
you don't understand
550
00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:00,641
about the Jewish religion.
551
00:20:00,675 --> 00:20:05,575
For example, did you know
that rabbis are allowed to date?
552
00:20:05,608 --> 00:20:07,675
Well, what does that have
to do--?
553
00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:09,308
You know, a member
of my congregation
554
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:11,808
has a time-share
in Myrtle Beach.
555
00:20:11,841 --> 00:20:13,975
Uh, perhaps
if you're not too busy,
556
00:20:14,008 --> 00:20:17,041
we could wing on down
after the high holidays.
557
00:20:18,108 --> 00:20:19,775
Elaine?
558
00:20:19,808 --> 00:20:21,441
[DOOR SLAMS]
Laney?
559
00:20:21,475 --> 00:20:23,441
[♪]
560
00:20:23,475 --> 00:20:25,341
GEORGE:
So that's it.
561
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:25,643
All of my darkest fears
562
00:20:25,643 --> 00:20:26,975
All of my darkest fears
563
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:30,808
and everything I'm capable of.
564
00:20:30,841 --> 00:20:32,308
That's me.
565
00:20:35,975 --> 00:20:38,275
Yikes.
566
00:20:38,308 --> 00:20:41,808
Well, good luck with all that.
567
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,941
Where are you going? I...
568
00:20:43,975 --> 00:20:46,508
I thought I could count on you
for a little compassion.
569
00:20:46,541 --> 00:20:48,441
I think
you scared me straight.
570
00:20:50,508 --> 00:20:52,308
All right, Jerome,
571
00:20:52,341 --> 00:20:53,741
I'm in.
What?
572
00:20:53,775 --> 00:20:55,608
Maybe we should
get married.
573
00:20:55,641 --> 00:20:55,643
Maybe everything we need
574
00:20:55,643 --> 00:20:57,008
Maybe everything we need
575
00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:59,608
is right here
in front of us.
576
00:20:59,641 --> 00:21:01,841
Jer, let's do it.
577
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:04,608
I tell you,
I don't see it happening.
578
00:21:04,641 --> 00:21:07,408
What? What happened
to the new Jerry?
579
00:21:07,441 --> 00:21:09,141
He doesn't work here anymore.
580
00:21:10,608 --> 00:21:14,408
Oh, well,
that's just great!
581
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:15,775
I love you, Jerry.
582
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,141
Right back at you, slick.
583
00:21:21,275 --> 00:21:22,608
[EXHALES]
584
00:21:22,641 --> 00:21:23,741
You know,
585
00:21:23,775 --> 00:21:25,643
all these years...
586
00:21:25,643 --> 00:21:26,108
all these years...
587
00:21:26,141 --> 00:21:27,241
I've always wanted to see
588
00:21:27,275 --> 00:21:29,275
the two of you
get back together.
589
00:21:29,308 --> 00:21:31,908
Well, that's because
you're an idiot.
590
00:21:31,941 --> 00:21:33,841
[♪]
591
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,186
You single-handedly
brought Costanza and Son
592
00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:48,753
to the brink
of bankruptcy.
593
00:21:48,786 --> 00:21:50,786
Well, what about all
the Lloyd Braun sales?
594
00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:52,220
He was crazy.
595
00:21:52,253 --> 00:21:54,253
His phone wasn't even hooked up.
596
00:21:56,586 --> 00:21:58,420
He just liked ringing
that bell.
597
00:21:58,453 --> 00:22:02,620
I told you
to clean up this garage!
598
00:22:02,653 --> 00:22:05,453
I have to put my car in!
599
00:22:05,486 --> 00:22:07,186
This is a place
of business.
600
00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:08,753
I told you never
to come in here.
601
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:11,086
Serenity now!
602
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:12,301
All right.
603
00:22:12,301 --> 00:22:13,153
All right.
604
00:22:16,586 --> 00:22:19,886
Dad, you really should lay off
the "serenity now" stuff.
605
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,620
So, what am I supposed to say?
606
00:22:21,653 --> 00:22:24,286
Hoochie mama?
607
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,753
[GARAGE DOOR RATTLING]
608
00:22:26,786 --> 00:22:29,786
ESTELLE:
Move your crap! I'm coming in!
609
00:22:29,820 --> 00:22:31,786
[ENGINE STARTS]
610
00:22:32,553 --> 00:22:34,286
No, you're not!
611
00:22:35,986 --> 00:22:38,753
Hoochie mama!
Hoochie mama!
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