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[ON TV]
♪ Did you ever know thatYou're my hero ♪
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[WEEPING]
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♪ And everythingI would like to be? ♪
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[WEEPING]
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♪ I can fly higherThan an eagle... ♪
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JERRY:
All right, what am Isupposed to do here?
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Should I go over there?
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It's not like somebody died.
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It's Beaches, for God's sake.
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If she was sittin' next to me,I'd put my arm around her.
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If she was sittin' next to me,I'd put my arm around her.
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I can't see makin'a big move
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like goin' all the wayover there.
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I can't.
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I won't.
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JERRY:
So she calls me this morning.
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Tells me she's upset that
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I didn't console her.
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I mean, it was Beaches,
for God's sake.
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I mean, what do you do
in a situation like that?
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Where were ya?
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I was sittin'
on the chair.
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She was over here
on the couch.
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Mm-hm.
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If you were sittin'
right next to her,
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you'd have to console her
no matter what.
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Of course.
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When you're talking about
a movie like Beaches,
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moving from the chair
to the couch...
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moving from the chair
to the couch...
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That's quite a voyage.
Yeah.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Hey. We gotta
get goin'. C'mon.
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Where you goin'?
Show League game.
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The Improv's playing Rochelle,Rochelle: The Musical.
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Really?
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What, is Bette Midler playing?
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Is she gonna be there?
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She might be. She's
the star of the show.
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Wh-- Bette Midler is gonna be
in the park today?
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[HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAK]
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Jerry, don't tease me.
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I didn't know
you were such a Midler fan.
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So maybe I'll go down
and watch, huh?
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She'll be there maybe, huh?
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So is Gennice
playing today?
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So is Gennice
playing today?
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Yeah. She might be.
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What Gennice?
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That's, uh, the understudy.
I'm dating her.
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Oh. Is this, uh,
Bette Midler's understudy?
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Yeah.
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Ah. Understudies, now--
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They're a shifty bunch.
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The substitute teachers
of the theatre world.
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I'm glad that
she's an understudy.
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This way I avoid having
to go backstage
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and think of something
to say.
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Going backstage
is the worst.
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Especially when they stink.
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You know,
then it's a real problem.
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Just once I'd like to tell
someone they stink.
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"Hey, you know what?
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"Heh, I didn't like the show.
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"Heh, I didn't like the show.
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"I didn't like you.
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"You just really stunk.
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"The whole thing, real bad.
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"Stinkaroo.
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Thanks for the tickets though."
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Miss Elaine,
you late.
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I know. I know.
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I didn't have change
for the bus.
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Nobody'll give you change
in this city.
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So they threw me off the bus.
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[SPEAKING IN KOREAN]
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Oh, but you have to wait
for Lotus now.
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Well, how long is it
gonna take?
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I have, like,
a million things to do.
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I have, like,
a million things to do.
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[SPEAKING IN KOREAN]
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[LAUGHS]
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[GIGGLES]
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What?
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What?
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Not long.
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[SPEAKING IN KOREAN]
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[SPEAKING
IN KOREAN]
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[LAUGHS]
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[SPEAKING
IN KOREAN]
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[LAUGHS]
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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What-- What?
What is so funny?
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What-- What?
What is so funny?
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Uh...
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Sunny, tell
a knock-knock joke.
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Yeah.
[ALL LAUGH]
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[CHUCKLES]
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ELAINE:
I'm telling you, Jerry.
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I have a sneaking suspicion
they're talking about me.
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I think they've been
calling me a dog.
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How would you know?
You don't speak Korean.
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Because this woman
came in with a dog,
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and Ruby called the dog
the same word they were saying
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when they were
pointing at me.
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Geh. Geh. Geh.
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You know, maybe in Korean,
"dog" isn't an insult.
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You know, maybe in Korean,
"dog" isn't an insult.
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Could be like
the word "fox" to us.
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"Oh, she's a dog."
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Why don't you go
to another nail shop.
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Because they're the best,
Jerry.
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The best.
Look.
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Maybe I'm just
being paranoid.
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What you need is a translator
to go in the shop with you
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and tell you
what they're saying.
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Yeah, who speaks Korean?
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Know who speaks Korean?
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Who?
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George's father.
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Oh, God, you've
gotta be kidding me.
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How does he speak Korean?
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He used to go there
a lot on business.
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What did he do?
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Sold religious articles,
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statues of Jesus,
the Virgin Mary,
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manufactured in Korea.
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manufactured in Korea.
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George, does your father
speak Korean?
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Yeah. Fluently.
Really?
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In fact, he once spoke
to the Reverend Sun Myung Moon.
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Thanks.
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JERRY:
Oh, hi, Gennice.
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Hey.
Hey, Jerry.
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You know, George.
This is Kramer.
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GENNICE:
Nice to meet you.
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Playin' today?
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No, I'm a bench player.
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You know, they really stick
to that understudy rule.
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So she's coming?
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Oh, yeah, she'll be here.
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Guaranteed.
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Guaranteed.
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[TEARFULLY]
Oh, no.
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My frankfurter.
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My frankfurter fell.
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Oh, no.
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[SOBS]
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It was really good.
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I can't believe that
I dropped it.
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[SOBS]
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[SOBS]
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It's okay.
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It's just a hot dog.
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Don't worry. Everything
is gonna be okay.
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It was really good.
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It's Bette!
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[CHEERING, CLAPPING]
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Look.
There she is.
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It's Bette.
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[EXCITED]
It's Bette.
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[SQUEAKS]
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KRAMER:
Psst.
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Uh, Bette?
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Psst!
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Hi.
Hi.
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Um, you know, I just wanna say,
I think you're wonderful.
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Um, you know, I just wanna say,
I think you're wonderful.
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Heh. Thank you.
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Yeah, you know, I've seen you
in everything you've done.
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Really?
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Is there anything
I can get you?
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A water? They got
Italian ice over here.
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What flavors do they have?
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Well, they got chocolate,
lemon and cherry.
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How about pineapple?
Pineapple.
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Sure, I'll be right back.
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Thanks.
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One pineapple.
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No pineapple.
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Just cherry, lemon
and tutti-frutti.
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[PANTING]
Wha-- Oh, uh...
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ELAINE:
Anyway, Mr. Costanza,
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what I want you to do is to go
into the shop with me
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and tell me
what they're saying.
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You do speak Korean?
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I once talked
to the Reverend Sun Myung Moon.
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He bought
two Jesus statues from me.
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He's a hell of a nice guy.
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Ah.
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Ever seen that face on him?
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It was like a big apple pie.
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Yup, yeah.
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Uh, ahem, listen,
Mr. Costanza, if, um--
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If you do this for me,
I can get you a manicure.
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I'll pay for it.
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I'll pay for it.
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Or you can get a pedicure
if you want.
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No one's touchin' my feet.
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Between you and me,
Elaine,
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I think I got
a foot-odor problem.
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Hold it up. Time.
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Time!
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How you feelin'?
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Pretty good.
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Pretty good.
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You feelin' okay?
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What's your problem?
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Now, listen. She's all over
the inside of the plate.
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You know, she thinks
she's a big star.
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Thinks she owns
the inside corner.
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So I say we back her off
with a little chin music.
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You know I what mean?
Yeah, I know what you mean.
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Why don't you go back
and play your position there.
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Just trying to help.
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I know what you're
trying to do.
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You're throwing off
my rhythm.
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Go get her.
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Caught that, uh--
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Caught that, uh--
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What is it, Beaches,
on cable last night.
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[SNORTS]
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Wind beneath my wings, huh?
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Give me a break.
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Hey, get some talent.
Then you can mouth off.
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Strike three.
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BETTE:
What are you blind?
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[TEAM CHEERING]
You stink.
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What's that?
Nothing.
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Nothing.
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I had an affair
with a Korean woman.
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Uh, Mr. Costanza,
I don't--
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No, I feel I need
to unburden myself.
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I loved her very deeply,
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but the clash of cultures
was too much.
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Her family would not accept me.
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Mr. Costanza,
I'm not comfort--
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Maybe it was because
I refused to take off my shoes.
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Again, the foot-odor problem.
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Her father would
look at me and say:
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[SPEAKS IN KOREAN]
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[SPEAKS IN KOREAN]
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Which means, "This guy--
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This is not my kinda guy."
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Pineapple? Yeah, sure,
I got pineapple.
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Yeah, all right.
Okay. Thanks.
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Move in. Move in,
everybody.
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Get your shrimp here.
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Big-mouth shrimp
on special today!
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Come on, George.
We just need one run.
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Come on, George!
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I got the pineapple!
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I got the pineapple!
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[CHEERING]
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Keeping going!
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All the way!
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WOMAN:
Come on, come on!
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JERRY:
Keep going!
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[SCREAMS]
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Safe.
Yeah!
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00:09:39,831 --> 00:09:40,520
Safe.
Yeah!
264
00:09:40,553 --> 00:09:41,853
ALL:
Yeah!
265
00:09:41,887 --> 00:09:42,853
[SQUEAKS]
266
00:09:42,887 --> 00:09:43,853
Yes!
267
00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:44,853
Ha-ha!
268
00:09:44,887 --> 00:09:47,387
MAN:
Oh, my God. Bette's hurt.
269
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,720
The understudy's boyfriend
probably put him up to it.
270
00:09:50,387 --> 00:09:51,753
That's his friend.
271
00:09:51,787 --> 00:09:52,853
You're gonna pay for this.
272
00:09:52,887 --> 00:09:54,520
Fellas, that--
That was a clean play.
273
00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:56,353
Come on, it's just a game.
It's just--
274
00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:57,587
It's just a game!
275
00:09:58,387 --> 00:09:59,787
Oh, Bette!
276
00:10:00,587 --> 00:10:01,587
[GROANS]
277
00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:02,887
Don't--
No, don't worry.
278
00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:04,753
I'm with you.
Now, Kramer's here.
279
00:10:04,787 --> 00:10:07,487
Kramer is going to take care
of everything. Here, see?
280
00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,753
I got you a pineapple.
281
00:10:09,787 --> 00:10:09,831
And I saw Beaches last night
for the fourth time.
282
00:10:09,831 --> 00:10:12,153
And I saw Beaches last night
for the fourth time.
283
00:10:12,187 --> 00:10:16,020
♪ You are the wind
Beneath my wings ♪
284
00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:30,319
ANNOUNCER [ON TV]:
Our top story,
285
00:10:30,352 --> 00:10:32,786
The show will go on,but not Bette Midler.
286
00:10:32,819 --> 00:10:35,219
While playing softballin the park,
287
00:10:35,252 --> 00:10:37,719
Ms. Midler was injuredwhen another player
288
00:10:37,752 --> 00:10:40,052
thoughtlessly playerrammed her at home plate,
289
00:10:40,086 --> 00:10:43,219
all capturedon amateur videotape.
290
00:10:43,252 --> 00:10:44,719
She'll be outfor at least a week
291
00:10:44,752 --> 00:10:45,886
from her new Broadway show,
292
00:10:45,919 --> 00:10:47,886
Rochelle, Rochelle:
The Musical.
293
00:10:47,919 --> 00:10:48,919
[DOOR OPENS]
294
00:10:55,519 --> 00:10:56,519
Thank you.
295
00:10:57,619 --> 00:10:58,819
[TEARFULLY]
Thank you.
296
00:11:01,252 --> 00:11:02,386
Well, we--
297
00:11:02,419 --> 00:11:03,819
No, please.
298
00:11:03,852 --> 00:11:09,052
This is the first time
in my life...
299
00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:11,986
that anyone has ever done
anything like this for me.
300
00:11:13,452 --> 00:11:15,919
I've always had
to struggle so hard
301
00:11:15,952 --> 00:11:18,619
for everything I ever got.
302
00:11:18,652 --> 00:11:19,719
[SOBS]
303
00:11:19,752 --> 00:11:21,452
And for you two
to do what you did,
304
00:11:21,486 --> 00:11:25,166
I just know this is gonna
be my big break.
305
00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:25,819
I just know this is gonna
be my big break.
306
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,919
[SOBS]
307
00:11:34,586 --> 00:11:35,819
That's okay.
308
00:11:35,852 --> 00:11:38,052
Everything is gonna
be all right.
309
00:11:38,086 --> 00:11:39,052
[POUND ON DOOR]
310
00:11:39,086 --> 00:11:40,052
KRAMER:
Jerry!
311
00:11:40,086 --> 00:11:41,052
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
312
00:11:41,086 --> 00:11:42,052
Come on, Jerry, open up!
313
00:11:42,086 --> 00:11:43,586
I know you're in there!
314
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,452
Uh, Kramer,
come back another time!
315
00:11:45,486 --> 00:11:46,619
[RATTLING]
316
00:11:46,652 --> 00:11:47,786
KRAMER:
Yeah.
317
00:11:50,486 --> 00:11:51,819
Oh!
318
00:11:55,086 --> 00:11:55,166
So you're all
in here together!
319
00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:58,419
So you're all
in here together!
320
00:11:58,452 --> 00:11:59,986
Well, how convenient.
321
00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:04,586
I hope you're all very proud
of yourselves.
322
00:12:04,619 --> 00:12:09,286
So, my dear, you think
you can get to Broadway.
323
00:12:09,319 --> 00:12:10,952
Well, let me
tell you somethin'.
324
00:12:10,986 --> 00:12:13,886
Broadway has no room
for people like you.
325
00:12:13,919 --> 00:12:15,386
Not the Broadway I know!
326
00:12:15,419 --> 00:12:17,586
My Broadway takes
people like you
327
00:12:17,619 --> 00:12:20,086
and eats them up
and spits them out!
328
00:12:20,119 --> 00:12:22,419
My Broadway's
the Broadway
329
00:12:22,452 --> 00:12:24,786
of Merman and Martin
and Fontanne!
330
00:12:24,819 --> 00:12:25,166
And if you think you can
build yourself up
331
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:26,986
And if you think you can
build yourself up
332
00:12:27,019 --> 00:12:28,386
by knocking
other people down,
333
00:12:28,419 --> 00:12:30,119
good luck!
334
00:12:36,986 --> 00:12:37,952
Hello, everyone.
335
00:12:37,986 --> 00:12:38,952
Hi. Heh.
336
00:12:38,986 --> 00:12:41,086
Um, this is my friend,
Frank.
337
00:12:41,119 --> 00:12:42,652
Ohhh.
338
00:12:42,686 --> 00:12:44,586
What would you like today?
339
00:12:44,619 --> 00:12:46,586
Manicure? Pedicure?
340
00:12:46,619 --> 00:12:48,219
I'll take a manicure.
341
00:12:48,252 --> 00:12:49,752
I don't take my shoes off
for anyone.
342
00:12:49,786 --> 00:12:51,219
Yeah, I know.
343
00:12:51,252 --> 00:12:52,552
[SPEAKING IN KOREAN]
344
00:12:52,586 --> 00:12:54,086
What's that?
345
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,052
What did they say?
What did they say?
346
00:13:00,086 --> 00:13:02,252
They made a derogatory
comment about me.
347
00:13:03,486 --> 00:13:05,586
[SPEAKING IN KOREAN]
348
00:13:10,152 --> 00:13:11,819
[GIRLS LAUGHING]
349
00:13:12,752 --> 00:13:13,786
[SPEAKING IN KOREAN]
350
00:13:13,819 --> 00:13:15,219
[LAUGHS]
351
00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:16,986
[SPEAKING IN KOREAN]
352
00:13:17,019 --> 00:13:18,319
[LAUGHING RAUCOUSLY]
353
00:13:19,252 --> 00:13:21,219
[SPEAKING IN KOREAN]
354
00:13:21,252 --> 00:13:22,352
Okay! That's it!
355
00:13:23,919 --> 00:13:25,166
[SPEAKS IN KOREAN]
356
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:25,286
[SPEAKS IN KOREAN]
357
00:13:25,319 --> 00:13:26,919
Where's my tail?!
358
00:13:26,952 --> 00:13:28,919
I heard every word
you said!
359
00:13:28,952 --> 00:13:30,719
You got some nerve!
360
00:13:30,752 --> 00:13:32,119
That voice.
361
00:13:36,919 --> 00:13:40,652
It's--
It sounds so familiar.
362
00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:43,919
It reminds me of when
I was a young girl in Korea
363
00:13:43,952 --> 00:13:46,486
and I met an American
businessman.
364
00:13:46,519 --> 00:13:50,252
He was a very unusual man.
365
00:13:50,286 --> 00:13:52,819
Quick-tempered
with a strange,
366
00:13:52,852 --> 00:13:55,166
halting way of speaking.
367
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:55,752
halting way of speaking.
368
00:13:55,786 --> 00:13:58,119
We fell in love.
369
00:13:58,152 --> 00:14:01,319
But when I brought him home
to meet my father,
370
00:14:01,352 --> 00:14:03,319
he refused to take
his shoes off,
371
00:14:03,352 --> 00:14:05,319
and there was
a terrible fight.
372
00:14:06,419 --> 00:14:08,252
Kim.
373
00:14:08,286 --> 00:14:12,319
This man also refuses
to take his shoes off.
374
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:17,119
FRANK: I've never seen people
treated like this!
375
00:14:17,152 --> 00:14:18,652
So, you brought in a spy!
376
00:14:18,686 --> 00:14:21,452
Now, take your dry,
bitten nails,
377
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:22,486
and get out!
378
00:14:32,586 --> 00:14:34,919
Frank?
379
00:14:38,152 --> 00:14:39,386
Kim?
380
00:14:39,419 --> 00:14:40,586
KRAMER:
Yeah, right.
381
00:14:40,619 --> 00:14:41,886
It's a turkey sandwich,
382
00:14:41,919 --> 00:14:42,952
a side of slaw.
383
00:14:42,986 --> 00:14:44,919
Uh-- You want white meat
or dark meat?
384
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:45,986
White meat.
385
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,452
Yeah, white meat.
386
00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:49,719
And if I see one piece
of dark meat on there,
387
00:14:49,752 --> 00:14:51,952
it's your ass, buster.
388
00:14:51,986 --> 00:14:54,252
Get me one of those
black-and-white cookies.
Yeah.
389
00:14:54,286 --> 00:14:55,166
All right, yeah.
390
00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:55,286
All right, yeah.
391
00:14:56,486 --> 00:14:57,486
They don't have any.
392
00:14:57,519 --> 00:14:58,786
But don't you worry.
393
00:14:58,819 --> 00:15:00,552
I'm gonna get you one
somewhere.
Good.
394
00:15:00,586 --> 00:15:02,752
Because if I don't get
a black-and-white cookie,
395
00:15:02,786 --> 00:15:05,586
I am not gonna be
very pleasant to be around.
396
00:15:05,619 --> 00:15:07,019
Now, that's impossible.
397
00:15:10,352 --> 00:15:12,586
Now, is there anything else
I can do for you?
398
00:15:12,619 --> 00:15:13,586
I don't think so.
399
00:15:13,619 --> 00:15:15,486
Uh-- Can I do that
for you?
400
00:15:17,019 --> 00:15:18,086
All right.
What the hell.
401
00:15:18,119 --> 00:15:19,219
Yeah, heh.
402
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,252
Well.
403
00:15:21,286 --> 00:15:24,252
So, what's the scoop
on Bob Barker?
404
00:15:24,286 --> 00:15:25,166
Does he really give a damn about
what all those things cost,
405
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:26,819
Does he really give a damn about
what all those things cost,
406
00:15:26,852 --> 00:15:28,252
or is he just acting?
407
00:15:28,286 --> 00:15:29,919
[BLUBBERING TEARFULLY]
408
00:15:31,919 --> 00:15:33,586
Oh! Oh.
409
00:15:33,619 --> 00:15:35,386
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
410
00:15:35,419 --> 00:15:37,386
I don't even know
where I'm going.
411
00:15:37,419 --> 00:15:39,886
That's the best way to get
someplace you've never been.
412
00:15:39,919 --> 00:15:43,752
Well... Yeah,
I suppose that's true.
413
00:15:43,786 --> 00:15:45,386
Have you been crying?
414
00:15:45,419 --> 00:15:48,552
Yeah, you see, this woman--
This manicurist--
415
00:15:48,586 --> 00:15:50,552
Oh, no, no. It--
It doesn't matter why.
416
00:15:50,586 --> 00:15:52,552
That's a very nice jacket.
417
00:15:52,586 --> 00:15:54,286
Oh, thanks.
418
00:15:54,319 --> 00:15:55,166
Very soft.
Huge button flaps,
419
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:57,619
Very soft.
Huge button flaps,
420
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,952
cargo pockets,
drawstring waist,
421
00:15:59,986 --> 00:16:02,052
deep by-swing vents
in the back.
422
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,819
Perfect for jumping
into a dumper.
423
00:16:06,119 --> 00:16:08,719
Huh? How do you know
all that?
424
00:16:08,752 --> 00:16:10,119
That's my coat.
425
00:16:10,152 --> 00:16:11,119
You mean--?
426
00:16:11,152 --> 00:16:12,319
Yes.
427
00:16:12,352 --> 00:16:13,952
I'm J. Peterman.
428
00:16:13,986 --> 00:16:15,186
[GASPS]
429
00:16:17,286 --> 00:16:20,452
JERRY: I don't know why I have
to go to the hospital.
I didn't do anything.
430
00:16:20,486 --> 00:16:22,952
Driver, could you stop here?
We're picking somebody up.
431
00:16:22,986 --> 00:16:25,086
[WOMAN YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
MAN: Hey!
432
00:16:25,119 --> 00:16:25,166
GENNICE:
Hey, I didn't do anything!
433
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,619
GENNICE:
Hey, I didn't do anything!
434
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,619
[CAR DOOR OPENS]
435
00:16:27,652 --> 00:16:28,619
I was never informed!
436
00:16:28,652 --> 00:16:29,786
MAN: Oh, yeah, sure.
437
00:16:29,819 --> 00:16:31,752
WOMAN: That's not what
they said in the paper!
438
00:16:31,786 --> 00:16:33,286
You can all go straight to hell!
439
00:16:33,319 --> 00:16:34,419
[PEOPLE YELLING]
440
00:16:34,986 --> 00:16:35,952
You see that?
441
00:16:35,986 --> 00:16:37,819
Do you see what
I'm going through?
442
00:16:37,852 --> 00:16:38,986
So what?
443
00:16:39,019 --> 00:16:40,452
Somebody dropped
an egg on my head
444
00:16:40,486 --> 00:16:42,086
as I went into my building
last night.
445
00:16:42,119 --> 00:16:43,652
Hey, I'm being heckled
on-stage.
446
00:16:43,686 --> 00:16:45,319
People are yelling out,
"Gillooly."
447
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:48,719
Well, I'm having a little
trouble with all this.
448
00:16:48,752 --> 00:16:51,052
[TEARFULLY] I mean, all I ever
wanted to do was sing,
449
00:16:51,086 --> 00:16:55,086
and now I'm the focus
of this big media frenzy.
450
00:16:55,119 --> 00:16:55,166
And none of the other actors
on the show
451
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:57,152
And none of the other actors
on the show
452
00:16:57,186 --> 00:16:58,152
will even talk to me.
453
00:16:58,186 --> 00:16:59,819
Ah, stop your cryin',
will ya?
454
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,552
What?!
You heard him!
455
00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:02,752
Oh, don't you chime in.
456
00:17:02,786 --> 00:17:04,719
You're the reason
this whole thing happened.
457
00:17:04,752 --> 00:17:06,986
Oh, yeah? I read what you said
to the papers yesterday.
458
00:17:07,019 --> 00:17:08,452
How you weren't in
on the planning.
459
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,319
What planning?! You think
we planned this?
460
00:17:10,352 --> 00:17:11,752
How dare you say
we planned this!
461
00:17:11,786 --> 00:17:13,586
Wait, wait! I know you--
I know you three!
462
00:17:13,619 --> 00:17:15,386
You're the three
who knocked Bette Midler
463
00:17:15,419 --> 00:17:17,386
out of Rochelle, Rochelle:The Musical.
464
00:17:17,419 --> 00:17:19,152
I want you creeps
out of my cab!
465
00:17:19,186 --> 00:17:20,619
Hey, I had nothing
to do with it.
466
00:17:20,652 --> 00:17:22,619
Get out of my cab!
You should go to prison!
467
00:17:22,652 --> 00:17:24,652
You should eat prison food
the rest of your life.
468
00:17:24,686 --> 00:17:25,166
Get out!
469
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:25,652
Get out!
470
00:17:25,686 --> 00:17:26,886
Get out. Each of you.
471
00:17:26,919 --> 00:17:28,819
Each and every one of you
get out of my cab.
472
00:17:30,952 --> 00:17:33,419
Then, in the distance,
I heard the bulls,
473
00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:37,219
and I began running
as fast as I could.
474
00:17:37,252 --> 00:17:40,619
Fortunately, I was wearing
my Italian capto oxfords.
475
00:17:42,752 --> 00:17:44,319
Sophisticated
yet different,
476
00:17:44,352 --> 00:17:46,719
without making
a huge fuss about it.
477
00:17:46,752 --> 00:17:49,419
Rich, dark-brown
calfskin leather,
478
00:17:49,452 --> 00:17:51,086
matching linen vamp.
479
00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:55,166
Men's whole and half sizes,
7 through 13, price $135.
480
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:55,752
Men's whole and half sizes,
7 through 13, price $135.
481
00:17:55,786 --> 00:17:57,386
Oh, that's not too expensive.
482
00:17:57,419 --> 00:17:59,052
I like that shirt.
Where did you get it?
483
00:17:59,086 --> 00:18:02,252
Oh. This innocent-looking
shirt has something
484
00:18:02,286 --> 00:18:04,252
which isn't
innocent at all.
485
00:18:04,286 --> 00:18:05,786
Touchability,
486
00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:10,952
Heavy, silky
Italian cotton,
487
00:18:10,986 --> 00:18:15,419
A fine, almost...
terry cloth-like feeling.
488
00:18:15,452 --> 00:18:17,919
Five button placket,
relaxed fit,
489
00:18:17,952 --> 00:18:20,786
innocence and mayhem
at once.
490
00:18:22,452 --> 00:18:23,786
That's not bad.
491
00:18:26,019 --> 00:18:28,719
So many years, Frank.
492
00:18:28,752 --> 00:18:31,119
So many years.
493
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:34,086
If only you had
taken your shoes off.
494
00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:36,586
Couldn't because I had
a potential foot problem.
495
00:18:36,619 --> 00:18:39,486
I thought maybe you had
holes in your socks.
496
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,219
I wiped them for two minutes
on the mat.
497
00:18:41,252 --> 00:18:43,919
I don't know why your father had
to make a case out of it.
498
00:18:43,952 --> 00:18:45,719
Anyway, that's all
in the past.
499
00:18:45,752 --> 00:18:48,886
We have our whole future
ahead of us.
500
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:49,886
Between you and me,
501
00:18:49,919 --> 00:18:51,252
I think your country
is placing
502
00:18:51,286 --> 00:18:53,552
a lot of importance
on shoe removal.
503
00:18:53,586 --> 00:18:54,786
[FRANK BRAKES, TIRES SQUEAL]
504
00:18:54,819 --> 00:18:55,166
You stopped short
with me?
505
00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:56,419
You stopped short
with me?
506
00:18:56,452 --> 00:18:57,819
We don't do that in Korea!
507
00:18:57,852 --> 00:18:58,886
Take me home!
508
00:18:58,919 --> 00:19:00,819
I never want
to see you again.
509
00:19:00,852 --> 00:19:02,252
[EXHALES]
510
00:19:05,852 --> 00:19:06,852
Hi.
511
00:19:07,519 --> 00:19:08,819
Here.
512
00:19:08,852 --> 00:19:10,419
I made this for you.
513
00:19:14,852 --> 00:19:15,819
What is it?
514
00:19:15,852 --> 00:19:18,319
It's Macaroni Midler.
515
00:19:22,019 --> 00:19:24,386
Macaroni Midler?
Yeah, yeah.
516
00:19:24,419 --> 00:19:25,166
It's-- See
how you're singin'?
517
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:25,786
It's-- See
how you're singin'?
518
00:19:25,819 --> 00:19:26,786
Yeah.
519
00:19:26,819 --> 00:19:27,886
[CHUCKLES]
520
00:19:27,919 --> 00:19:29,719
♪ Well, you made
A long journey ♪
521
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:32,086
♪ From Milan to Minsk ♪
[GIGGLES]
522
00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:33,319
What's that from?
523
00:19:33,352 --> 00:19:35,319
Oh! That's one of the songs
from my show.
524
00:19:35,352 --> 00:19:38,786
♪ Well, you made a long journey
From Milan to Minsk ♪
525
00:19:38,819 --> 00:19:41,152
♪ Rochelle, Rochelle ♪
526
00:19:41,186 --> 00:19:42,319
♪ You never stopped hoping ♪
527
00:19:42,352 --> 00:19:43,486
♪ Now, you're in the pinsk ♪
528
00:19:43,519 --> 00:19:45,786
♪ Rochelle, Rochelle ♪
529
00:19:45,819 --> 00:19:48,786
♪ When the naysayers nayed
You picked up your pace ♪
530
00:19:48,819 --> 00:19:50,319
♪ You said
Nothing's gonna stop me ♪
531
00:19:50,352 --> 00:19:51,919
♪ So get out of my face ♪
532
00:19:51,952 --> 00:19:54,419
♪ I'm having adventures
All over the place ♪
533
00:19:54,452 --> 00:19:55,166
♪ Rochelle, Rochelle ♪
534
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:57,086
♪ Rochelle, Rochelle ♪
535
00:19:57,119 --> 00:19:58,119
Oh.
What do you think?
536
00:19:59,752 --> 00:20:00,752
Whoo!
537
00:20:01,986 --> 00:20:04,319
You are so freaking
talented.
538
00:20:04,352 --> 00:20:05,419
[LAUGHS]
539
00:20:05,452 --> 00:20:06,486
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
540
00:20:06,519 --> 00:20:07,519
Yeah.
541
00:20:08,686 --> 00:20:10,386
Oh.
542
00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:12,152
So, look who's here.
543
00:20:12,186 --> 00:20:13,586
What do you want?
544
00:20:13,619 --> 00:20:14,652
We just wanna talk to her.
545
00:20:14,686 --> 00:20:16,086
We want to apologize
and tell her
546
00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:17,452
the whole thing was an accident.
547
00:20:17,486 --> 00:20:18,452
No, I'm sorry.
548
00:20:18,486 --> 00:20:19,552
It's out of the question.
549
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,552
What?
550
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,286
Bette is recuperating
right now,
551
00:20:22,319 --> 00:20:24,419
and I'm not gonna allow
anything to disturb her.
552
00:20:24,452 --> 00:20:25,166
Well, who are you
to decide?
553
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:26,152
Well, who are you
to decide?
554
00:20:26,186 --> 00:20:28,119
I'm calling
the shots around here,
555
00:20:28,152 --> 00:20:30,919
so there won't be
any more accidents.
556
00:20:30,952 --> 00:20:31,952
Hey, look, Kramer--
557
00:20:31,986 --> 00:20:34,419
Uh-uh! I don't
want her disturbed.
558
00:20:34,452 --> 00:20:36,819
All right, we are gonna go
find the security guard!
559
00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:40,119
[MUTTERING]
Oh, boy.
560
00:20:43,419 --> 00:20:44,486
What's wrong?
Huh?
561
00:20:44,519 --> 00:20:47,819
I've a very bad feeling
about this.
562
00:20:50,086 --> 00:20:51,619
Wait a second.
563
00:20:51,652 --> 00:20:52,652
What are you doin'?
564
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:54,619
Where are you taking me?
565
00:20:54,652 --> 00:20:55,166
Only one place where
I know you'll be safe.
566
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,752
Only one place where
I know you'll be safe.
567
00:20:56,786 --> 00:20:57,752
Aah!
568
00:20:57,786 --> 00:20:59,686
Are you insane?!
569
00:21:02,252 --> 00:21:03,286
Hello, Elaine.
570
00:21:03,319 --> 00:21:04,752
Oh, well, hi.
571
00:21:04,786 --> 00:21:06,486
We thank you so much.
We're so excited!
572
00:21:06,519 --> 00:21:08,152
Oh, you're welcome.
573
00:21:08,186 --> 00:21:09,886
See you inside.
Okay.
574
00:21:09,919 --> 00:21:11,419
Okay.
Okay.
575
00:21:12,519 --> 00:21:13,519
What happened?
576
00:21:14,619 --> 00:21:17,252
Well, I felt bad
about the spying, so--
577
00:21:17,286 --> 00:21:18,919
You know, I got 'em
tickets to the show.
578
00:21:18,952 --> 00:21:20,086
Oh, that's nice.
579
00:21:20,119 --> 00:21:21,386
All right.
I'll see you later.
580
00:21:21,419 --> 00:21:22,886
Wait, wait, wait!
I didn't even get
581
00:21:22,919 --> 00:21:24,886
to tell you
about my new job.
582
00:21:24,919 --> 00:21:25,166
Where?
583
00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:25,986
Where?
584
00:21:26,019 --> 00:21:29,052
Writing for the J. Peterman
catalog!
585
00:21:29,086 --> 00:21:30,452
How did you get that?
586
00:21:31,586 --> 00:21:32,719
I met him.
587
00:21:32,752 --> 00:21:35,219
You met J. Peterman?
Yeah.
588
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:36,386
What is he like?
589
00:21:36,419 --> 00:21:39,486
He wore a classic
horseman's duster,
590
00:21:39,519 --> 00:21:41,052
beige corduroy collar,
591
00:21:41,086 --> 00:21:42,552
a hundred-percent
cotton canvas,
592
00:21:42,586 --> 00:21:43,652
high waist,
593
00:21:43,686 --> 00:21:45,886
nine pockets,
six on the outside.
594
00:21:45,919 --> 00:21:48,719
Great for running
alongside a train,
595
00:21:48,752 --> 00:21:51,719
waving last goodbyes,
posing on a veranda.
596
00:21:51,752 --> 00:21:53,786
Men's sizes--
I'll see you later!
597
00:21:53,819 --> 00:21:55,166
--small, medium, large...
598
00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:55,386
--small, medium, large...
599
00:21:55,419 --> 00:21:57,052
Well, break a leg tonight.
600
00:21:57,086 --> 00:21:58,119
I'm really nervous.
601
00:21:58,152 --> 00:21:59,952
Here, you got
a telegram.
602
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,319
Well, look who's here.
603
00:22:01,352 --> 00:22:03,086
Listen, buddy--
What are you gonna do?
604
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:04,252
Break my legs?
605
00:22:04,286 --> 00:22:05,952
You don't scare me.
You or your goons.
606
00:22:07,686 --> 00:22:09,419
Hm. How do you
like that?
607
00:22:10,152 --> 00:22:11,152
What is it?
608
00:22:11,919 --> 00:22:13,286
My grandmother died.
609
00:22:13,319 --> 00:22:15,119
Oh, I'm so sorr--
610
00:22:15,152 --> 00:22:16,352
Oh, no, it's okay.
I'm fine.
611
00:22:19,352 --> 00:22:21,719
So you don't cry
when your grandmother dies,
612
00:22:21,752 --> 00:22:23,819
but a hot dog
makes you lose control.
613
00:22:23,852 --> 00:22:25,166
WOMAN:
Places everyone.
614
00:22:25,166 --> 00:22:25,319
WOMAN:
Places everyone.
615
00:22:25,352 --> 00:22:26,319
I gotta go on now.
616
00:22:26,352 --> 00:22:27,386
Good luck.
617
00:22:27,419 --> 00:22:28,886
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
618
00:22:28,919 --> 00:22:30,486
at this evening'sperformance,
619
00:22:30,519 --> 00:22:33,286
the part of Rochelle will beplayed by Gennice Graham.
620
00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:34,719
[CROWD MURMURS]
621
00:22:34,752 --> 00:22:36,252
Gennice...
What?
622
00:22:36,286 --> 00:22:38,219
G-G-Graham?
Gennice Graham?
623
00:22:38,252 --> 00:22:39,686
What happened
to Bette Midler?!
624
00:22:40,352 --> 00:22:42,052
Oh, she got hurt.
625
00:22:42,086 --> 00:22:43,552
No Bette Midler?!
626
00:22:43,586 --> 00:22:45,519
[WOMEN SPEAKING IN KOREAN]
627
00:22:53,786 --> 00:22:54,786
[ORCHESTRA PLAYING]
628
00:22:54,819 --> 00:22:56,286
♪ Made a long journey ♪
629
00:22:56,319 --> 00:22:58,352
♪ From Milan to Minsk ♪
630
00:22:59,819 --> 00:23:00,919
Wait, wait.
631
00:23:01,519 --> 00:23:02,986
Hold it.
632
00:23:03,019 --> 00:23:04,452
Stop!
633
00:23:04,486 --> 00:23:05,586
[MUSIC STOPS]
634
00:23:05,619 --> 00:23:06,652
[SOBS]
635
00:23:08,152 --> 00:23:11,086
[TEARFULLY] I'm sorry,
I have to start it over.
636
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:12,419
Look at my shoelace.
637
00:23:13,852 --> 00:23:16,386
I can't do it like this.
638
00:23:16,419 --> 00:23:18,452
Please, let me start it over.
639
00:23:18,486 --> 00:23:21,886
[SOBBING]
Please.
640
00:23:21,919 --> 00:23:22,872
Please?
641
00:23:22,872 --> 00:23:23,252
Please?
642
00:23:29,919 --> 00:23:31,552
KRAMER:
♪ Made a long journey ♪
643
00:23:31,586 --> 00:23:33,986
♪ From Milan to Minsk ♪
644
00:23:34,019 --> 00:23:35,819
♪ Rochelle, Rochelle ♪
645
00:23:35,852 --> 00:23:36,952
Your turn.
646
00:23:36,986 --> 00:23:39,052
BETTE:
♪ You never stopped hoping ♪
647
00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:41,052
♪ Now, you're in the pinsk ♪
KRAMER: Yeah.
648
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:43,619
♪ Rochelle, Rochelle ♪
649
00:23:43,652 --> 00:23:45,486
TOGETHER:
♪ When the naysayers nayed ♪
650
00:23:45,519 --> 00:23:47,852
♪ You picked up your pace
You said no-- ♪
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