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Car names are so stupid,
aren't they?
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No baron has ever owned
a LeBaron.
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Or the Ford LTD.
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LTD. Limited.
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It's a limited edition.
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What do they make,
50 million of those?
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Yes, it's limited
to the number we can sell.
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Or when they try and mangle
a positive word into a car name.
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You know how they'll do that?
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The Integra.
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Oh, integrity?
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No. Integra.
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The Supra or the Impreza.
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The Supra or the Impreza.
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Yeah, well, I hope
it's not a "lemona," huh?
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Or you'll be hearing
from my "lawya."
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So George, you sure I can't
show you any other cars?
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Heh, heh.
I don't think so, Vic.
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Done my homework.
'89 Volvo.
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That's the car for me.
It's the one I want.
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I got a LeBaron
convertible right here.
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Heh, heh. N.I.
Not interested.
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It's got a few more
miles on it,
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but the previous owner
was Jon Voight.
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Jon Voight?
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Okay, Tim.
You're welcome.
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Was that Tim Whatley?
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Yes, it was.
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He wanted your address.
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You, my friend,
are going to be invited
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to his night-before-Thanksgiving
party.
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[EXHALES]
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You know he's got that great
apartment on 77th Street,
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and they overlook where they
inflate all those huge balloons
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for the Macy's
Thanksgiving Day parade.
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I have always had
a big crush on Tim Whatley.
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Why can't
he ask me out?
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Oh, he's a dentist. You don't
want to go out with a dentist.
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Why?
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He'll always be criticizing
your brushing technique.
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It'll drive you crazy.
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Away from the gums.
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Away from the gums.
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Uh.
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[JANGLING]
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New car!
Oh!
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Hey!
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Did you get
the Volvo?
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No, I decided to go
with an '89 LeBaron.
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A LeBaron?
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I thought Consumer said
Volvo was the car.
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What consumer?
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I'm the consumer.
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Ah.
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Seems like a strange choice.
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Well, maybe so.
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But it, uh, was good enough
for Mr. Jon Voight.
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But it, uh, was good enough
for Mr. Jon Voight.
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Jon Voight?
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The actor?
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That's right.
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He just happened to be
the previous owner
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of the, uh, vehicle.
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You bought a car because
it belonged to Jon Voight?
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No. No.
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I think "yes, yes."
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You like the idea
of telling people
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you're driving
Jon Voight's car.
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All right, maybe I do.
So what?
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I've never even
seen him in a car.
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I mean,
look at his movies.
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No cars.
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Deliverance,
canoe.
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Deliverance,
canoe.
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Midnight Cowboy,
boots.
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Runaway Train,
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runaway train.
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Hey.
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Jerry, you know that shoe repair
place at the end of the block?
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If they don't get some business,
they're gonna have to shut down
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and make way for one of those
gourmet coffee or cookie stores.
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I like coffee.
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I like cookies.
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KRAMER:
Of course you do.
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And you know why?
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Because you're
a bunch of yuppies.
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It's your "go, go"
corporate-takeover lifestyles
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It's your "go, go"
corporate-takeover lifestyles
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that are driving out
these mom-and-pop stores
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and destroying the fabric
of this neighborhood.
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What's so great about
a mom-and-pop store?
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Let me tell
you something.
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If my mom and pop ran a store,
I wouldn't shop there.
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Hey, Bucambo, they've been in
the neighborhood for 48 years.
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Now, come on, Jerry.
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You gotta have a pair of shoes
in need of a cobbler.
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I really don't wear the kind of
shoes that have to be cobbled.
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Well, what
about sneakers?
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You know, they'll clean them.
They do complete detailing.
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You know, they'll clean them.
They do complete detailing.
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All right.
Take 'em.
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Yeah, yeah.
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POP:
Kramer, without you,
we'd be out of business.
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These sneakers,
they belong to my neighbor,
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Jerry Seinfeld,
the comedian.
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So many sneakers.
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He's got a Peter Pan complex.
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They'll be ready
a week from Thursday.
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Oh, well, no rush.
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Uh-oh.
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MOM:
What's the matter?
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I keep getting
these nosebleeds.
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Lie down.
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And put your
head back.
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Oh, yeah.
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[THUD]
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Oh!
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Hey, what's with
your ceiling?
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What?
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You got wires sticking
out every which way.
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That looks dangerous.
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You should call
an electrician.
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You know, in the 48 years
we've been here,
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I don't think we've ever
called an electrician.
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Yeah, well, you should.
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This place could blow
any minute.
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[BIG-BAND MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO]
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Elaine?
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Yes, Mr. Pitt?
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Have you gotten all the salt
off those pretzels yet?
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No. I'm still
working on it.
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What in blazes are
you listening to?
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Artie Shaw.
"Honeysuckle Jump."
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ANNOUNCER [ON RADIO]:
That was Artie Shaw."Honeysuckle Jump."
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Elaine, how did you
know that?
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My father used to have a huge
collection of big-band records.
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ANNOUNCER:
Congratulations to our listener
Wayne Hopper
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for identifying it. And bydoing so, he becomes our
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seventh person to manthe WFBB-sponsored
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Woody Woodpecker balloon in the
Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.
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Woody Woodpecker balloon in the
Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.
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There are onlythree spots left.
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We're going to takea little break now.
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When we come back,you'll have three more chances
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to win a spot holding a ropeunder Woody Woodpecker.
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Could you identify the next
song? Could you? Could you?
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Mr. Pitt, why would you want
to hold one of the ropes
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from the Woody Woodpecker
balloon?
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My father was
a stern man.
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He forbade us to participate
in any activities
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that he thought were
associated with the common man.
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The Thanksgiving Day parade
was first on the list.
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All right. Okay.
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I'll do the best I can.
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ANNOUNCER: All right,
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ANNOUNCER: All right,
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here we go for the nextspot under the balloon.
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If you know the name of thisnext song, call 555-BAND.
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[SONG PLAYS]
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Well, Elaine? Do you know it?
What song is it?
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Will you shut up?
I can't hear!
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I'm sorry!
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Oh!
I've got it!
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It's
"Next Stop, Pottersville."
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Goody!
Yes, yes, yes!
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"Next Stop, Pottersville"!
"Next Stop--"!
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You are a genius!
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You are gonna
love this car,
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even if you don't
like Jon Voight.
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even if you don't
like Jon Voight.
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I like Jon Voight.
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It just seems like kind of
a strange reason to buy a car
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because he might
have driven it.
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What do you mean,
might?
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You don't think
he really owned this car?
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I don't know.
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Why would the guy make up
something like that?
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Of all the names
he could pick,
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why settle
on Jon Voight?
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Don't you see?
That's the genius of it.
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If he had said
Liam Neeson,
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you'd know
he's making it up.
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Liam Neeson?
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You're comparing Liam Neeson
with Jon Voight.
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Jerry, we're talking
about Joe Buck.
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If you can play Joe Buck,
Oskar Schindler's a cakewalk.
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If you can play Joe Buck,
Oskar Schindler's a cakewalk.
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Oh, look at this.
I stepped in gum.
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Whoa, whoa!
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You're not getting in my car
with gummy shoes.
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All right.
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I'll change my shoes.
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Liam Neeson.
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You know
he's not American.
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Let me get a clean pair.
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♪ Everybody's talkin' at me ♪
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♪ I can't hear a word
They're sayin' ♪
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♪ Just drivin' round
In Jon Voight's car ♪
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♪ Just drivin' round
In Jon Voight's car ♪
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JERRY:
Kramer!
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[DOOR SLAMS IN HALL]
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Hey.
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Where's all my sneakers?
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You said take 'em.
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Not all of them!
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Well, obviously,
there was a miscommunication.
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Obviously.
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So, what am I
supposed to wear?
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Jerry, I left you
a pair right here.
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Where?
Come on.
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You're not
looking.
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Here.
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There.
Put on those.
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I can't wear these.
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Well, why not?
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Well, why not?
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They're
uncomfortable.
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Come on, here.
Try 'em on.
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Oh...
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Where did you get those?
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I worked a club
in Dallas one time,
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and they couldn't
afford to pay me,
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so they gave me these.
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Oh, I can't wear these.
They look ridiculous.
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You look
like a cowboy, huh!
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I don't wanna be a cowboy!
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KRAMER:
Oh, stop it.
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You know that friend of yours,
Tim the dentist?
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I got an invitation
to his Thanksgiving Eve party.
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I got an invitation
to his Thanksgiving Eve party.
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Yeah?
I got one too.
Yeah?
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Oh, yeah?
Huh.
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What?
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No.
Nothing.
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What is it?
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No, it's just that, uh,
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I didn't get one.
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You didn't get one?
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Ah, but he
called me up
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and he asked for yours
and Elaine's addresses.
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I'm sure that means
I'm invited.
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Not necessarily.
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Hey, why would
you call someone up
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and ask them for
two addresses
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if you're not invited
to the party.
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That's the genius of it.
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I'm calling Elaine.
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See if she can find out
anything from Tim Whatley.
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Hey, I got Jon Voight's
LeBaron.
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Boss.
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POP:
Four thousand dollars!
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We can't
afford that.
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Well, I'm afraid you're gonna
have to do something about it
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because it's in violation
of the building code.
255
00:09:03,366 --> 00:09:05,700
Otherwise, they're
gonna close you up.
256
00:09:06,933 --> 00:09:09,666
Well... Well, supposing
we can't pay for it?
257
00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:10,832
Then I have
to report you.
258
00:09:10,832 --> 00:09:12,000
Then I have
to report you.
259
00:09:12,033 --> 00:09:14,133
Otherwise,
I lose my license.
260
00:09:14,166 --> 00:09:15,366
Sorry.
261
00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,533
Forty-eight years, Mom.
262
00:09:20,566 --> 00:09:22,166
And now we have to close.
263
00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:25,300
All because of that idiot
and his bloody nose.
264
00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:26,466
Afternoon, Mom.
265
00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:27,700
Afternoon, Pop.
266
00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,800
You know you got a crack
in the sidewalk out there?
267
00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:31,233
Now, you ought to
get that fixed.
268
00:09:33,366 --> 00:09:37,066
[GEORGE HUMMING
"EVERYBODY'S TALKIN'"]
269
00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:38,133
So?
270
00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:39,633
Come on.
Put the top up.
271
00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:40,700
It's November.
272
00:09:40,733 --> 00:09:40,832
I feel alive,
Jerry.
273
00:09:40,832 --> 00:09:42,566
I feel alive,
Jerry.
274
00:09:43,533 --> 00:09:45,300
Let's check out
the glove box.
275
00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:46,700
A pencil.
276
00:09:46,733 --> 00:09:49,500
Hey, you don't think...?
277
00:09:49,533 --> 00:09:51,366
Sure. That's
Jon Voight's pencil.
278
00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,566
With Jon Voight's
teeth marks.
279
00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:56,400
Whoo!
280
00:09:56,433 --> 00:09:59,200
Owner's manual.
281
00:09:59,233 --> 00:10:00,166
You know what?
282
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,800
This car was owned
by Jon Voight.
283
00:10:01,833 --> 00:10:02,900
You see?
I told you.
284
00:10:02,933 --> 00:10:06,466
Except Jon is spelled
with an "h."
285
00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:07,900
J-O-H-N.
286
00:10:08,366 --> 00:10:09,900
So?
287
00:10:09,933 --> 00:10:10,832
Doesn't Jon Voight
spell his name J-O-N?
288
00:10:10,832 --> 00:10:12,766
Doesn't Jon Voight
spell his name J-O-N?
289
00:10:18,866 --> 00:10:19,833
[ENGINE IDLING]
290
00:10:19,866 --> 00:10:20,833
So, what are you saying?
291
00:10:20,866 --> 00:10:22,333
Nothing.
292
00:10:22,366 --> 00:10:24,900
I'm sure Jon probably
misspelled his own name.
293
00:10:24,933 --> 00:10:27,800
I know sometimes
I spell Jerry with a G.
294
00:10:27,833 --> 00:10:29,566
And an I.
295
00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,366
[LAUGHING]
296
00:10:37,766 --> 00:10:39,300
Get out
of the car!
297
00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:40,533
What?
298
00:10:40,566 --> 00:10:40,832
That's right. You heard me.
Get out.
299
00:10:40,832 --> 00:10:42,033
That's right. You heard me.
Get out.
300
00:10:42,066 --> 00:10:44,033
You are ruining this
whole experience for me.
301
00:10:44,066 --> 00:10:45,033
Oh, look.
302
00:10:45,066 --> 00:10:46,966
There's Gregory Peck's
bicycle.
303
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,233
Get out!
304
00:10:48,266 --> 00:10:49,966
And Barbara Mandrell's
skateboard.
305
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,000
Get out!
306
00:10:56,266 --> 00:10:58,733
Hey, cowboy.
307
00:10:58,766 --> 00:11:00,400
Where's your horse?
308
00:11:01,866 --> 00:11:04,066
MAN: Yeah, you
better run.
309
00:11:09,761 --> 00:11:11,161
GEORGE:
Did they take anything?
310
00:11:11,194 --> 00:11:12,494
No. They didn't
even touch me.
311
00:11:12,527 --> 00:11:14,961
I tripped because of these
stupid cowboy boots.
312
00:11:14,994 --> 00:11:16,361
Well, anyway, again,
313
00:11:16,394 --> 00:11:18,494
I'm sorry about throwing
you out of the car.
314
00:11:18,527 --> 00:11:19,894
You really seemed
to enjoy it.
315
00:11:19,927 --> 00:11:21,227
It was kind of fun.
316
00:11:22,827 --> 00:11:26,661
You know, maybe his name
really is J-O-H-N,
317
00:11:26,694 --> 00:11:29,827
but he changed it to
J-O-N for show business.
318
00:11:29,861 --> 00:11:33,327
Well, you know, J-O-N
is a lot zippier.
319
00:11:33,361 --> 00:11:36,127
Yeah, that's possible.
320
00:11:36,161 --> 00:11:37,083
How would you find out
something like that?
321
00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:39,694
How would you find out
something like that?
322
00:11:39,727 --> 00:11:41,894
Wait a minute.
What am I thinking?
323
00:11:41,927 --> 00:11:44,861
I've got the entire Yankee
organization at my disposal.
324
00:11:46,194 --> 00:11:47,394
He'll dispose
of it.
325
00:11:47,427 --> 00:11:49,194
That's right.
See you later.
326
00:11:50,594 --> 00:11:54,794
So, Jerome, I did a little
snooping around for you.
327
00:11:54,827 --> 00:11:56,494
Oh, what'd you
find out, Lois?
328
00:11:56,527 --> 00:12:00,994
Well, I talked
to Tim Whatley.
329
00:12:02,027 --> 00:12:03,294
Yeah?
330
00:12:03,327 --> 00:12:06,561
And I asked him,
"Should Jerry bring anything?"
331
00:12:06,594 --> 00:12:07,083
Subtle.
332
00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:07,561
Subtle.
333
00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:08,694
Mm.
334
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:11,694
And he said, "Why would
Jerry bring anything?"
335
00:12:11,727 --> 00:12:13,627
All right, but let me
ask you this question.
336
00:12:13,661 --> 00:12:14,627
What?
337
00:12:14,661 --> 00:12:15,961
Which word did
he emphasize?
338
00:12:15,994 --> 00:12:18,627
Did he say, "Why would
Jerry bring anything?"
339
00:12:18,661 --> 00:12:21,961
Or "Why would Jerry
bring anything?"
340
00:12:21,994 --> 00:12:25,527
Did he emphasize
"Jerry" or "bring"?
341
00:12:25,561 --> 00:12:27,927
I think he
emphasized "would."
342
00:12:29,994 --> 00:12:31,661
You know what?
The hell with this party.
343
00:12:31,694 --> 00:12:33,461
I don't even want
to go to begin with.
344
00:12:33,494 --> 00:12:34,461
Hey.
345
00:12:34,494 --> 00:12:36,327
Hey. So where's
my sneakers?
346
00:12:36,361 --> 00:12:37,083
That's what
I want to know.
347
00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:37,861
That's what
I want to know.
348
00:12:37,894 --> 00:12:39,361
What do you mean?
349
00:12:39,394 --> 00:12:40,661
I saw Mom and Pop
this morning,
350
00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:42,627
but when I went by the store
on my way home,
351
00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:43,961
the place was empty.
352
00:12:43,994 --> 00:12:45,494
Everything
is gone.
353
00:12:45,527 --> 00:12:46,494
Mom and Pop--
354
00:12:46,527 --> 00:12:47,494
Pfft.
355
00:12:47,527 --> 00:12:48,894
--vanished.
356
00:12:48,927 --> 00:12:50,561
So all my sneakers
are gone?
357
00:12:50,594 --> 00:12:51,727
I'm afraid so.
358
00:12:51,761 --> 00:12:53,394
And that's just
the tip of the iceberg.
359
00:12:53,427 --> 00:12:54,894
I've been asking around.
360
00:12:54,927 --> 00:12:58,127
They didn't even
have any kids.
361
00:12:58,161 --> 00:13:01,327
Mom and Pop aren't
even a Mom and Pop?
362
00:13:01,361 --> 00:13:02,727
It was all an act, Jerry.
363
00:13:02,761 --> 00:13:06,994
They conned us,
and they scored bigtime.
364
00:13:07,027 --> 00:13:07,083
So Mom and Pop's plan was
to move into the neighborhood,
365
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:11,394
So Mom and Pop's plan was
to move into the neighborhood,
366
00:13:11,427 --> 00:13:14,161
establish trust...
367
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:18,227
for 48 years...
368
00:13:18,261 --> 00:13:21,827
and then run off
with Jerry's sneakers?
369
00:13:21,861 --> 00:13:23,527
Apparently.
370
00:13:25,394 --> 00:13:27,161
All right.
That's enough of this.
371
00:13:27,194 --> 00:13:28,161
Where you going?
372
00:13:28,194 --> 00:13:29,527
I gotta go to
the Dixieland Deli
373
00:13:29,561 --> 00:13:33,361
to pick up Mr. Pitt's
security pass for the parade.
374
00:13:33,394 --> 00:13:36,027
Why does he want to hold a rope
underneath Woody Woodpecker
375
00:13:36,061 --> 00:13:37,083
in the Thanksgiving Day
parade?
376
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,227
in the Thanksgiving Day
parade?
377
00:13:38,261 --> 00:13:40,527
He finds his laugh
intoxicating.
378
00:13:40,561 --> 00:13:42,594
[IMITATES WOODY WOODPECKER]
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
379
00:13:43,661 --> 00:13:44,894
So, George,
380
00:13:44,927 --> 00:13:47,627
what kind of promotional events
are we talking about?
381
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:51,327
Well, I think we need more
special days at the stadium.
382
00:13:51,361 --> 00:13:52,694
You know, like, uh...
383
00:13:52,727 --> 00:13:54,561
Joe Pepitone Day.
Mm-hm.
384
00:13:54,594 --> 00:13:55,561
Or, uh...
385
00:13:55,594 --> 00:13:56,694
[KNOCKS]
386
00:13:56,727 --> 00:13:57,694
...Jon Voight Day.
387
00:13:57,727 --> 00:14:00,027
Jon Voight?
The actor?
388
00:14:00,061 --> 00:14:01,827
[SNAPS]
389
00:14:01,861 --> 00:14:03,194
[SIGHS]
390
00:14:03,227 --> 00:14:06,194
I make a motion that we have
no more of these meetings
391
00:14:06,227 --> 00:14:07,083
that have been initiated
by George Costanza.
392
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:09,994
that have been initiated
by George Costanza.
393
00:14:10,027 --> 00:14:12,661
I suppose if I had suggested
Liam Neeson Day,
394
00:14:12,694 --> 00:14:14,427
you'd all be
patting me on the back.
395
00:14:16,861 --> 00:14:19,661
I guessed Stan Herman's
"Boomtown Blues."
396
00:14:19,694 --> 00:14:20,861
What did you guess?
397
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:24,027
Um, it was
"Next Stop, Pottersville."
398
00:14:24,061 --> 00:14:25,127
[EVERYONE GROANS]
399
00:14:25,161 --> 00:14:27,161
Everybody knew that.
I knew that.
400
00:14:27,194 --> 00:14:29,827
Do you know when they're
giving out the passes?
401
00:14:29,861 --> 00:14:31,361
After the music.
402
00:14:31,394 --> 00:14:34,361
[DIXIELAND JAZZ PLAYS]
403
00:14:45,561 --> 00:14:47,161
Aw, man.
404
00:14:50,927 --> 00:14:52,127
Taxi!
405
00:14:52,161 --> 00:14:53,394
Taxi!
406
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:56,127
Hey!
407
00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:57,127
Jon Voight!
408
00:14:57,161 --> 00:14:58,961
Jon Voight!
409
00:14:58,994 --> 00:15:00,161
Hey, listen.
410
00:15:01,661 --> 00:15:02,694
Can I ask
you something?
411
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:03,694
Listen. Listen.
412
00:15:03,727 --> 00:15:04,694
Do you--?
Wait!
413
00:15:04,727 --> 00:15:06,161
Argh!
414
00:15:13,027 --> 00:15:14,694
JERRY: No Jon Voight Day, huh?
415
00:15:14,727 --> 00:15:15,994
No.
416
00:15:16,027 --> 00:15:19,127
Now I'll always have
this doubt about the car.
417
00:15:19,161 --> 00:15:20,627
What, your jaw
still hurts?
418
00:15:20,661 --> 00:15:21,994
Yeah, it's
all swollen.
419
00:15:22,027 --> 00:15:24,394
I think I may have chipped
a tooth when I fell yesterday.
420
00:15:24,427 --> 00:15:26,194
You should have somebody
take a look at it.
421
00:15:26,227 --> 00:15:27,694
I'm calling dentists
all day here.
422
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,994
There's nobody working
the day before Thanksgiving.
423
00:15:30,027 --> 00:15:30,961
You going to the party?
424
00:15:30,994 --> 00:15:32,561
No. I don't know
if I'm invited.
425
00:15:32,594 --> 00:15:34,527
There's going to be
a lot of dentists there.
426
00:15:34,561 --> 00:15:35,894
Yeah, you're right.
427
00:15:35,927 --> 00:15:37,083
I mean, you don't want
to suffer all weekend.
428
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:37,827
I mean, you don't want
to suffer all weekend.
429
00:15:37,861 --> 00:15:38,994
Yeah, I gotta see a dentist.
430
00:15:39,027 --> 00:15:40,527
This is killing me.
431
00:15:40,561 --> 00:15:42,561
Well, I'll take
a chance.
432
00:15:42,594 --> 00:15:43,661
We'll go together.
433
00:15:46,061 --> 00:15:48,027
Maybe I'll just
meet you there.
434
00:15:48,061 --> 00:15:49,294
You don't want
to go with me?
435
00:15:49,327 --> 00:15:50,994
Jerry, for all I know,
436
00:15:51,027 --> 00:15:53,194
this guy went out of his way
to not invite you.
437
00:15:53,227 --> 00:15:54,694
How am I gonna feel
if I show up
438
00:15:54,727 --> 00:15:57,494
with an uninvited,
unwelcome intruder?
439
00:15:57,527 --> 00:16:01,161
The way I feel when
I go places with you?
440
00:16:03,494 --> 00:16:04,527
Hey.
Hey.
441
00:16:04,561 --> 00:16:06,061
So did you find
my sneakers yet?
No.
442
00:16:06,094 --> 00:16:07,083
But I did run into somebody
you might be interested in.
443
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,394
But I did run into somebody
you might be interested in.
444
00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:11,061
A Mr. Jon Voight,
the actor.
445
00:16:11,094 --> 00:16:12,994
Jon Voight!
Are you kidding me?
446
00:16:13,027 --> 00:16:14,027
Did you talk to him?
447
00:16:14,061 --> 00:16:16,661
Well, he was a little
standoffish.
448
00:16:17,861 --> 00:16:19,194
You didn't ask him
about the car?
449
00:16:19,227 --> 00:16:20,194
No, I couldn't.
450
00:16:20,227 --> 00:16:21,527
His cab pulled away,
451
00:16:21,561 --> 00:16:24,527
but he did, however, make
an impression on me. Look.
452
00:16:24,561 --> 00:16:25,694
What?
453
00:16:25,727 --> 00:16:27,727
His tooth marks.
He bit me.
454
00:16:27,761 --> 00:16:29,861
Jon Voight
bit you?
455
00:16:29,894 --> 00:16:30,961
What is he,
a vampire?
456
00:16:30,994 --> 00:16:32,394
No, it's justifiable.
457
00:16:32,427 --> 00:16:34,127
He thought I was
going for his wallet.
458
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,194
He left perfect imprints.
459
00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:36,661
That he did.
460
00:16:36,694 --> 00:16:37,083
Now, you've got that pencil
with the bite marks on it?
461
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,861
Now, you've got that pencil
with the bite marks on it?
462
00:16:39,894 --> 00:16:41,461
We get a trained eye
to match 'em up,
463
00:16:41,494 --> 00:16:43,961
and we'll see whether you're
driving Jon Voight's car.
464
00:16:43,994 --> 00:16:46,627
Oh, please.
465
00:16:46,661 --> 00:16:47,661
Wait a minute.
466
00:16:47,694 --> 00:16:48,894
Wait, it's not
that stupid.
467
00:16:48,927 --> 00:16:50,861
No, it's stupid.
468
00:16:50,894 --> 00:16:51,861
Why?
469
00:16:51,894 --> 00:16:52,961
Why is it
impossible?
470
00:16:52,994 --> 00:16:53,994
They're both
bite marks.
471
00:16:54,027 --> 00:16:55,661
You're gonna show up
at that party
472
00:16:55,694 --> 00:16:58,394
with a chewed-up pencil
and Kramer's gnarled arm?
473
00:17:00,194 --> 00:17:02,061
It's worth a shot.
Yeah.
474
00:17:02,094 --> 00:17:04,327
So, Kramer, you want to go
to the party together?
475
00:17:04,361 --> 00:17:06,961
Jerry, look, come on,
I'm an invited guest.
476
00:17:06,994 --> 00:17:07,083
I can't be aiding and abetting
some party crasher.
477
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:10,194
I can't be aiding and abetting
some party crasher.
478
00:17:23,861 --> 00:17:24,994
[MUTTERING]
Excuse me.
479
00:17:25,027 --> 00:17:27,227
Uh, dentist? Dentist?
480
00:17:31,094 --> 00:17:32,061
Dentist?
481
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:35,194
Are you a dentist?
482
00:17:35,227 --> 00:17:37,083
You a dentist?
483
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:37,794
You a dentist?
484
00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:39,961
GEORGE:
These are the balloons?
485
00:17:39,994 --> 00:17:42,094
Big deal. All I see
is Woody Woodpecker.
486
00:17:43,661 --> 00:17:45,527
You've got a problem
with Woody Woodpecker?
487
00:17:45,561 --> 00:17:46,794
Yeah.
488
00:17:46,827 --> 00:17:48,461
What is he, some sort
of an instigator?
489
00:17:48,494 --> 00:17:50,294
That's right.
490
00:17:50,327 --> 00:17:51,827
He's a troublemaker.
491
00:17:54,327 --> 00:17:55,861
Hey, Elaine, did you
get my message?
492
00:17:55,894 --> 00:17:56,894
[SHOUTING]
What?
493
00:17:56,927 --> 00:17:58,627
I can't hear
a word you're saying.
494
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:01,027
I was stuck at
the Dixieland Deli all day.
495
00:18:01,061 --> 00:18:04,061
My head is still ringing.
496
00:18:04,094 --> 00:18:05,294
Where's Tim?
497
00:18:05,327 --> 00:18:07,083
What is that,
the Empire State Building?
498
00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:07,161
What is that,
the Empire State Building?
499
00:18:07,194 --> 00:18:09,327
What?
I can't hear you!
500
00:18:11,094 --> 00:18:13,027
Elaine, would you
marry me?
501
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,694
I told you,
I can't hear a word.
502
00:18:16,727 --> 00:18:17,727
All right.
Forget it.
503
00:18:19,194 --> 00:18:20,894
Hey, Tim.
Hey.
504
00:18:20,927 --> 00:18:22,061
How you doing,
George?
505
00:18:22,094 --> 00:18:23,061
Kramer,
how you doing?
506
00:18:23,094 --> 00:18:24,827
Watch--
Watch the arm.
507
00:18:24,861 --> 00:18:27,727
Tim, we don't want to bother
you. We know you're busy.
508
00:18:27,761 --> 00:18:28,727
It's okay.
What is it?
509
00:18:28,761 --> 00:18:29,894
Let me show
you something.
510
00:18:29,927 --> 00:18:31,461
Take at look
at this--
511
00:18:31,494 --> 00:18:33,027
All right, Tim.
I'm gonna get going.
512
00:18:33,061 --> 00:18:35,027
Oh! Let me take down
your number.
513
00:18:36,427 --> 00:18:37,083
Hey, is that
Jerry Seinfeld?
514
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:37,794
Hey, is that
Jerry Seinfeld?
515
00:18:37,827 --> 00:18:39,361
Hey, he didn't
come with us.
516
00:18:39,394 --> 00:18:40,561
Uh, Tim,
the pencil.
517
00:18:40,594 --> 00:18:41,561
Jerry!
518
00:18:41,594 --> 00:18:43,294
Hey, Tim.
519
00:18:43,327 --> 00:18:44,727
Jerry. I didn't think
you'd show.
520
00:18:44,761 --> 00:18:46,127
Did you say,
521
00:18:46,161 --> 00:18:48,561
"Jerry, I didn't
think you'd show,"
522
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:51,394
or "Jerry, I didn't
think you'd show"?
523
00:18:52,861 --> 00:18:54,661
Elaine, hi!
524
00:18:54,694 --> 00:18:56,461
Whoo!
Tim.
525
00:18:56,494 --> 00:18:58,894
Well, I'm really
glad you came.
526
00:18:58,927 --> 00:18:59,927
What?
527
00:19:00,894 --> 00:19:02,894
I'm really glad you came.
528
00:19:02,927 --> 00:19:05,694
Uh-huh.
529
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:07,083
Uh, listen, Elaine,
I've been wanting to ask you...
530
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:09,461
Uh, listen, Elaine,
I've been wanting to ask you...
531
00:19:09,494 --> 00:19:11,394
would you like go out
with me New Year's Eve?
532
00:19:11,427 --> 00:19:13,061
Nn-nn.
533
00:19:15,427 --> 00:19:18,161
Oh. Thanks.
534
00:19:18,194 --> 00:19:19,827
What?
535
00:19:19,861 --> 00:19:20,827
What?
536
00:19:20,861 --> 00:19:22,361
Let me ask
you something.
537
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:25,661
Could you tell if teeth marks
on somebody's arm
538
00:19:25,694 --> 00:19:28,061
matched teeth marks
on a pencil?
539
00:19:28,094 --> 00:19:29,061
It's possible.
540
00:19:29,094 --> 00:19:31,061
Roll up
your sleeve.
541
00:19:31,094 --> 00:19:32,527
Somebody bit you?
542
00:19:32,561 --> 00:19:35,327
Well, not just someone.
Jon Voight.
543
00:19:35,361 --> 00:19:37,083
Jon Voight bit you?
544
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:37,561
Jon Voight bit you?
545
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,694
Yeah, yeah.
546
00:19:39,727 --> 00:19:40,794
The pencil.
Hey, hey!
547
00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:42,627
Get the pencil
out of your mouth!
548
00:19:42,661 --> 00:19:44,861
You're destroying
Jon Voight's teeth marks.
549
00:19:44,894 --> 00:19:46,061
That's Jon Voight's pencil?
550
00:19:46,094 --> 00:19:47,727
That's right.
551
00:19:47,761 --> 00:19:50,494
And I got his whole
car downstairs.
552
00:19:50,527 --> 00:19:53,294
Are you the one who bought
his LeBaron convertible?
553
00:19:53,327 --> 00:19:55,127
Yes!
Yes!
554
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,494
Yes, I'm the one. Hey!
555
00:19:57,527 --> 00:19:58,861
So you know
Jon Voight?
556
00:19:58,894 --> 00:19:59,994
Yes, yes!
557
00:20:00,027 --> 00:20:01,994
I went to dental school
with him.
558
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:04,127
Jon Voight, the actor?
559
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,827
Y-- No.
560
00:20:05,861 --> 00:20:07,083
The periodontist.
561
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:07,694
The periodontist.
562
00:20:07,727 --> 00:20:09,294
MAN:
Can't this wait
until Monday?
563
00:20:09,327 --> 00:20:10,294
Come by my office.
564
00:20:10,327 --> 00:20:12,661
Just a quick peek.
I'm in agony.
565
00:20:12,694 --> 00:20:14,694
All right.
Sit down.
566
00:20:14,727 --> 00:20:16,094
It's this one
here in the back.
567
00:20:18,361 --> 00:20:20,294
[FABRIC TEARING,
AIR HISSING]
568
00:20:20,327 --> 00:20:22,827
[CROWD SCREAMING OUTSIDE]
569
00:20:22,861 --> 00:20:25,261
KRAMER:
Oh! You popped
Woody Woodpecker!
570
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:28,827
Hey, who invited
you anyway?
571
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,161
You're a troublemaker.
572
00:20:30,194 --> 00:20:33,494
[NERVOUSLY IMITATING
WOODY WOODPECKER LAUGH]
573
00:20:35,661 --> 00:20:37,083
ANNOUNCER:
Katie, looks likeWoody Woodpecker
574
00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:37,694
ANNOUNCER:
Katie, looks likeWoody Woodpecker
575
00:20:37,727 --> 00:20:38,727
is running out of air.
576
00:20:38,761 --> 00:20:41,627
In fact, he's collapsing.
577
00:20:41,661 --> 00:20:43,961
Those kids look
pretty disappointed.
578
00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:46,461
Especially that big kid
up in the front.
579
00:20:46,494 --> 00:20:48,794
How old is he?
580
00:20:48,827 --> 00:20:51,127
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
581
00:20:51,161 --> 00:20:52,561
Hello.
582
00:20:52,594 --> 00:20:54,627
MAN: Is this Jerry Seinfeld?
Yes, it is.
583
00:20:54,661 --> 00:20:57,627
You don't know me, but a really
strange thing happened.
584
00:20:57,661 --> 00:20:58,961
I was at a garage sale,
585
00:20:58,994 --> 00:21:01,294
and this old couple sold me
a used pair of sneakers
586
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:04,127
they claimed belonged
to Jerry Seinfeld, the comedian.
587
00:21:04,161 --> 00:21:06,361
Could I have the address
to that garage sale?
588
00:21:06,394 --> 00:21:07,083
Okay, thank you
very much.
589
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:09,894
Okay, thank you
very much.
590
00:21:09,927 --> 00:21:10,894
I found Mom and Pop.
591
00:21:10,927 --> 00:21:12,194
They're selling my sneakers.
592
00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:13,194
Where are they?
593
00:21:13,227 --> 00:21:14,227
Parsippany, New Jersey!
594
00:21:14,261 --> 00:21:15,327
Let's go.
595
00:21:17,261 --> 00:21:18,494
My car's
in the shop.
596
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,261
How are we getting
to Parsippany?
597
00:21:25,727 --> 00:21:27,861
Oh.
598
00:21:27,894 --> 00:21:32,394
Jerry, these nosebleeds
are starting again.
599
00:21:32,427 --> 00:21:35,161
Maybe we should get
you to a hospital.
600
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:37,061
I ain't going
to no Bellevue.
601
00:21:37,094 --> 00:21:41,727
Look at me,
I'm falling apart here.
602
00:21:41,761 --> 00:21:45,227
["EVERYBODY'S TALKIN'" PLAYING]
603
00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:49,827
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
604
00:22:05,342 --> 00:22:08,808
The marching band is a perfect
example of taking something bad,
605
00:22:08,842 --> 00:22:10,842
and making it difficult too.
606
00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:12,808
I mean, why does the band
have to march?
607
00:22:12,842 --> 00:22:14,142
We're not moving.
608
00:22:14,175 --> 00:22:17,675
Maybe if they'd hold still,
we can all leave.
609
00:22:17,708 --> 00:22:19,775
Is that why they do it?
People try and get away.
610
00:22:19,808 --> 00:22:21,242
No, you don't.
I'm right with you.
611
00:22:21,275 --> 00:22:24,108
Right with you, buddy.
612
00:22:24,142 --> 00:22:29,608
The human urge to wave at
total strangers just moving by
613
00:22:29,642 --> 00:22:31,808
is very strong, isn't it?
614
00:22:31,842 --> 00:22:33,823
Parades and ocean liners
615
00:22:33,823 --> 00:22:34,008
Parades and ocean liners
616
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:36,475
and those little trains that
go through amusement parks.
617
00:22:36,508 --> 00:22:39,075
It's always that bittersweet,
kind of hello-goodbye
618
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:41,275
combination wave, isn't it?
Just:
619
00:22:41,308 --> 00:22:44,008
I've never seen these people
before in my life,
620
00:22:44,042 --> 00:22:45,542
and they're leaving.
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