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I can't figure out
why they make
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these bizarre toilet seats
that they have.
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You know?
Like the clear Lucite ones,
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with all the coins in it?
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It's a lovely tribute to our
past president, by the way.
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It's not bad enough Lincoln
got shot in the head.
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We gotta pull down our pants
and sit on it too.
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It's just incomprehensible that
you would buy a thing like this.
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You install it
on your toilet seat.
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This says what about you?
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Well, I can't afford to just
throw money down the toilet,
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but look how close I am.
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I cannot believe Lindsay's
still seeing you
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after that Breakfastat Tiffany's thing.
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I think she finds
my stupidity charming.
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As we all do.
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Anyway, she's having
some kind of a family lunch.
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I'll swing by after.
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You gonna
meet the mother?
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Yeah, I'll zip in,
"how do you do?"
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Zip out, she'll love me.
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You're good
with the mothers.
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You know, I'm better
with the mothers
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than I am
with the daughters.
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You should
date the mothers.
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If I could talk
to the mothers
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and have sex
with the daughters,
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and have sex
with the daughters,
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then I'd really
have something going.
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Oh, you got
something going.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Hey, you got
a hammer?
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What do you need
a hammer for?
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Well, I got this new poster.
3-D art. Computers do it.
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Oh, yeah,
I wanna see that.
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Bring it over.
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No, no, I don't have it now.
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I gotta pick it up
at Mr. Pitt's.
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Elaine was framing
a bunch of stuff for him,
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so she did me a favor.
Wanna take a ride?
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No, I don't think so.
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George, you wanna
go for a ride?
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Nah.
Oh, c'mon!
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Hey, could you wait
until the man finishes?
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Hey, could you wait
until the man finishes?
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All right, I've had it
with you two.
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Hey, guess what?
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Remember that woman
you saw me with the other day?
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She was
an Olympic gymnast.
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A gymnast?
Yeah.
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She's Romanian.
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She won a silver
at the '84 Olympics.
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A gymnast, Jerry.
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Think of the flexibility.
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That sex
will melt your face.
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Yeah, well,
I think I'm bailin'.
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Bailing?
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You know, Kramer,
there's always a price to pay
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for just a sexual dalliance.
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Jerry, you should pay
that price.
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She's Romanian.
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What am I gonna
talk to her about?
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What am I gonna
talk to her about?
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Ceausescu?
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Ch-- W-what?
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Gymnast?
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I can't believe it.
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You didn't tell me
she was a gymnast.
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What is this?
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What? I'm putting
my shirt back on.
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Back on? What was
it doing off?
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I take it off when I
go to the, uh--
You know, to the office.
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I take it off when I
go to the, uh--
You know, to the office.
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What for?
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Frees me up,
no encumbrances.
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Unbuttoned or
all the way off?
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All the way, baby.
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Of course.
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Ow!
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Again?
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Kramer, if you keep
getting these attacks,
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you should see the doctor
and have it checked out.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You always
take the shirt off?
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Always.
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Boy, I tell ya.
Knowing you
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is like going
into the jungle.
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I never know what I'm gonna
find next, and I'm real scared.
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I never know what I'm gonna
find next, and I'm real scared.
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PITT:
Elaine,
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I need you to proofread
this report for my meeting
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with the Poland Creek
bottled water people.
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What meeting?
I told you.
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I sit on the board
of trustees for Morgan Springs,
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and we're trying
to acquire Poland Creek.
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Oh.
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Are you using a fountain pen?
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Yes.
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They smear!
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Under no circumstances is ink
to be used in this office.
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All right, I'll use
a pencil, Mr. Pitt.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Elaine.
Come in.
Come in.
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Yeah.
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Hi, right there.
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[RIPS PAPER]
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That's not it.
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Kramer, it's that--
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There she blows.
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Kramer... Kramer,
can you do this at home?
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I've got work to do, okay?
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These are
nice corners.
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Elaine, did I hear--?
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Elaine, did I hear--?
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PITT:
This is very odd.
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Yeah, it's 3-D art. Computers
generate 'em. Big computers.
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Yes, I've heard about these.
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How do they work?
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Well, you blur your eyes
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like you're staring straight
through the picture
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and keep your eyes
unfocused.
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Like that.
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Oh, oh, oh, yeah!
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I don't see it.
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It's a spaceship surrounded
by planets, asteroids.
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I still don't see it.
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Okay. Kramer,
that's enough.
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Okay. Kramer,
that's enough.
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Mr. Pitt has got
work to do.
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You ever dream in 3-D?
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It's like the boogie man
is coming right at you.
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A spaceship, where?
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Right in here.
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Keep your eyes
unfocused.
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Wah! Oh, mama!
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Kramer, what's wrong?
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Mama!
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Are you okay?
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I think I gotta go
to the doctor.
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Oh, mama!
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How long does it
usually take?
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[LAUGHING]
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George, it is so nice
to finally meet you.
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George, it is so nice
to finally meet you.
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And I'm sorry we kept
Lindsay so long.
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Mother.
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No, not at all.
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No, I have always felt
that the most important thing
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in the world, is spending
time with family.
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Oh? Are you and
your family close?
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Very close, yes.
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Almost painfully close.
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Mother, I'm gonna walk
Nana and Aunt Phyllis
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to the elevator.
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George, do you mind waiting
just one more minute?
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Mind? Would why
would I mind?
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I would love to wait.
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Nana, nice to see you.
Nee-nee, nee-nee, Nana!
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Nana, nice to see you.
Nee-nee, nee-nee, Nana!
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Aunt Phyllis, a pleasure,
what a pleasure.
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Hey, let's do this
again real soon.
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I had fun, huh?
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Can I offer you
anything to eat?
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Oh, no,
I'm fine.
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Let me help you
with these dishes.
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George, you don't
have to.
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No, I know I don't have to.
I want to.
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George...you are
such a gentlemen.
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I'd argue if I could,
Mrs. Enright.
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Here we go.
All right.
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Uh... Ugh...
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[GARBLED]
Mrs. Enright!
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Mrs. Enright!
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Look it, there's
a spaceship.
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That is so cool.
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Where is it?
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Right here.
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Right here.
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I'm looking there!
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No, no. Unfocus.
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I am unfocused!
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Hm. Man.
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Hello?
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Oh, yeah, okay.
Fine.
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He'll be right down.
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Car is here to pick you up
and take you to the meeting.
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Meeting?
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The Poland Creek merger?
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Why don't you go for me.
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How can I go?
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All they're gonna do
is read the report.
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Mr. Pitt, I do not think that
is just such a good idea--
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Mr. Pitt, I do not think that
is just such a good idea--
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Oh, damn this thing!
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So, Ceausescu, he must
have been some dictator.
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Oh, yes, he was not
shy about dictating.
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He must have been dictating
first thing in the morning.
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"I want a cup of coffee
and a muffin."
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And you could not refuse.
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You would have
to be crazy.
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He was a very
bad dictator.
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Yes.
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Very bad.
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Very, very bad.
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JERRY:
So let me get this straight.
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You find yourself
in the kitchen.
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You see an ĂŠclair
in the receptacle,
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and you think
to yourself,
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"What the hell.
I'll just eat some trash."
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No, no, no, no, no.
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It was not trash.
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Was the in the trash?
Yes.
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Then it was trash.
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Then it was trash.
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It wasn't down in.
It was sort of...on top.
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But it was in the cylinder.
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Above the rim.
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Adjacent to refuse
is refuse.
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It was on a magazine,
and it still had the doily on.
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Was it eaten?
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One little bite.
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Well...that's garbage.
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But I know who took the bite.
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It was her aunt.
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You, my friend, have
crossed the line that
divides man and bum.
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You are now a bum.
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You are now a bum.
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Hey.
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What's with you?
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I got a stone.
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What stone?
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A kidney stone.
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What is that anyway?
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It's a-- It's a stony
mineral concretion
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formed abnormally
in the kidney.
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And this jagged chard
of calcium pushes its way
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through the ureter
into the bladder.
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[WHINING]
It's forced out
through the urine.
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Oh, that's gotta hurt.
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MAN:
Our shareholders
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have given basic approval
for the merger,
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including the stock swap.
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Ah. A stock swap.
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Let's swap some stock.
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If you'll just give this
to Mr. Pitt and tell him
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that we expect to be in full
scale production by this spring.
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All right.
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Hey, you guys, what's the name
of the new company gonna be?
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Moland Spring.
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Moland?
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Yes, we combined
Morgan and Poland.
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Yeah, I know,
but...Moland?
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I wouldn't drink
anything called Moland.
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But it was
Mr. Pitt's idea.
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Oh? Well, what's in a name.
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I mean, water is water, right?
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We've got to do
something about that name.
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GEORGE:
No, Lindsay, it was not
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in the garbage.
It was above the garbage,
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hovering,
like an angel.
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hovering,
like an angel.
263
00:10:05,433 --> 00:10:07,800
Of course, I know
your aunt bit it.
264
00:10:07,833 --> 00:10:10,833
I kissed her goodbye.
265
00:10:10,866 --> 00:10:12,500
Listen, can I tell you
something else?
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In my family, we ate out
of the garbage all the time.
267
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It was no big thing.
268
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That's right.
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O-okay.
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Bye-bye.
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I'm back in. She gave
me a second chance.
272
00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:24,666
Good for you.
Yes!
Good for me.
273
00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:26,033
You know what you
should do now?
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Get her some flowers,
smooth it out.
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Yes.
Flowers.
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I will get her flowers.
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I will go to the florist.
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00:10:32,991 --> 00:10:33,300
I will go to the florist.
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00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:38,233
Behold, the games
of the '84 Olympiad.
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Katya's silver medal
performance.
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Kramer, you're
still on this?
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I've seen gymnasts.
283
00:10:43,766 --> 00:10:44,966
I know what they do.
284
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,633
It's not gonna make
any difference.
285
00:10:46,666 --> 00:10:47,966
Jerry, what is
your problem?
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00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:52,333
Kramer, you know, guys
like you with no conscience
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00:10:52,366 --> 00:10:54,200
don't know what it's like
for guys like me.
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00:10:54,233 --> 00:10:56,300
I'm in
the unfortunate position
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of having to consider
people's feelings.
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00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:01,800
All right, Jerry, are you
familiar with the Kamasutra?
291
00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:02,800
No.
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00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:02,991
Tantric yoga?
No.
293
00:11:02,991 --> 00:11:04,500
Tantric yoga?
No.
294
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:08,633
Jerry, you stand
on the threshold
to the magical world
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of sensual delights
that most men dare not dream of.
296
00:11:13,266 --> 00:11:15,566
Boy, you can really
talk some trash.
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00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,200
I guess that's better
than eating it.
298
00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:23,233
All right, why don't we just
watch the tape, huh?
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00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:26,333
Pass your stone yet?
300
00:11:26,366 --> 00:11:30,033
Not yet, but the suspense
is killing me.
301
00:11:30,866 --> 00:11:31,833
Hey, that's her.
302
00:11:31,866 --> 00:11:32,991
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
that's her.
303
00:11:32,991 --> 00:11:33,533
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
that's her.
304
00:11:33,566 --> 00:11:36,133
Look at the height,
Jerry, the extension.
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00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:39,000
Now, watch the tuck,
handstand, half turn,
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giant into a straddle,
back into a handstand,
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00:11:41,066 --> 00:11:43,566
nice kip,
reverse hecht.
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00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,400
Oh, nice
leg extension.
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00:11:45,433 --> 00:11:46,666
Good form.
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00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:47,866
Now comes
the big dismount.
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00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:49,066
Look at the rotation.
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Full in, double back,
and she sticks the landing.
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00:11:52,533 --> 00:11:55,333
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
314
00:11:58,100 --> 00:11:59,733
Perhaps you'd like
to keep the tape.
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00:12:01,533 --> 00:12:02,991
I'll take that
as a yes.
316
00:12:02,991 --> 00:12:03,066
I'll take that
as a yes.
317
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,866
[WHISTLING]
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JERRY:
Well, here we are.
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00:12:09,033 --> 00:12:13,866
Yes. We are here.
320
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,666
How did you stay
on that beam like that?
321
00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:18,500
I mean, it's only
this wide.
322
00:12:18,533 --> 00:12:22,000
I can balance myself
in any position.
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00:12:24,733 --> 00:12:26,833
It is amazing, after
years of training,
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how one can
contort one's body.
325
00:12:29,733 --> 00:12:32,991
Of course, it is only
useful in gymnastics.
326
00:12:32,991 --> 00:12:34,000
Of course, it is only
useful in gymnastics.
327
00:12:35,666 --> 00:12:36,666
Oh, boy.
328
00:12:43,527 --> 00:12:44,761
JERRY:
I couldn't believe it.
329
00:12:44,794 --> 00:12:47,161
I thought I was entering
a magical world
330
00:12:47,194 --> 00:12:48,361
of sensual delights.
331
00:12:48,394 --> 00:12:50,661
It was just so ordinary.
332
00:12:50,694 --> 00:12:54,694
There was nothing
gymnastic about it.
333
00:12:54,727 --> 00:12:56,427
What'd you think
she was gonna to do?
334
00:12:56,461 --> 00:13:00,661
Well, you know.
I mean... I don't know.
335
00:13:00,694 --> 00:13:02,994
No, what?
336
00:13:03,027 --> 00:13:06,561
Well, obviously,
I prefer not to mention--
337
00:13:06,594 --> 00:13:08,361
Did you think she would
to take chalk--?
338
00:13:08,394 --> 00:13:09,259
You see, now, I really
don't wanna get into this.
339
00:13:09,259 --> 00:13:11,527
You see, now, I really
don't wanna get into this.
340
00:13:11,561 --> 00:13:14,694
Oh, come on,
one thing.
341
00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,461
One thing!
What?
342
00:13:17,527 --> 00:13:20,927
Well, frankly,
I thought, you know,
343
00:13:20,961 --> 00:13:23,727
I was gonna kinda
be like the apparatus.
344
00:13:27,361 --> 00:13:29,094
You mean like
the uneven parallel bars?
345
00:13:29,127 --> 00:13:30,761
See, again,
I really don't feel like--
346
00:13:30,794 --> 00:13:32,527
The balance beam?
Could we stop?
347
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:36,694
[GASPS] Not the pommel horse.
All right.
348
00:13:36,727 --> 00:13:38,727
Let's just drop it.
349
00:13:39,927 --> 00:13:42,361
So let me ask you this.
How long would you say
350
00:13:42,394 --> 00:13:46,827
I have to put in now because of,
you know, last night.
351
00:13:46,861 --> 00:13:48,327
I don't know,
at least three weeks.
352
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,261
Oh, great.
353
00:13:50,294 --> 00:13:52,361
Jerry, that is such
small potatoes.
354
00:13:52,394 --> 00:13:54,927
I think that I may have
single-handedly
355
00:13:54,961 --> 00:13:57,894
put the kibosh
on the big water merger.
356
00:13:57,927 --> 00:14:00,027
Between Poland and Morgan.
357
00:14:00,061 --> 00:14:02,161
Yeah. Started
a big name controversy.
358
00:14:02,194 --> 00:14:04,094
[KRAMER YELPS IN PAIN]
359
00:14:04,127 --> 00:14:05,461
Kramer! The stone!
360
00:14:09,194 --> 00:14:09,259
What happened?
Did you pass the stone?
361
00:14:09,259 --> 00:14:10,827
What happened?
Did you pass the stone?
362
00:14:10,861 --> 00:14:13,227
KRAMER:
No, I tried to do
a reverse hecht off my couch,
363
00:14:13,261 --> 00:14:14,561
and I didn't make it.
364
00:14:15,461 --> 00:14:18,461
[GEORGE SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
365
00:14:24,227 --> 00:14:26,927
You call this coffee?
366
00:14:26,961 --> 00:14:27,961
Hey!
367
00:14:29,594 --> 00:14:31,094
What the hell was that?
368
00:14:31,127 --> 00:14:33,661
I'm sorry.
I'm terribly sorry--
369
00:14:33,694 --> 00:14:34,661
Clean that up!
370
00:14:34,694 --> 00:14:36,061
Oh, sure.
Of course.
371
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,259
Could you hold these
for just a second?
372
00:14:39,259 --> 00:14:40,194
Could you hold these
for just a second?
373
00:14:42,594 --> 00:14:44,427
Here you go.
Don't worry about a thing.
374
00:14:44,461 --> 00:14:45,761
It's gonna be fine.
375
00:14:45,794 --> 00:14:47,161
Here we go.
376
00:14:47,194 --> 00:14:48,561
Look at this shine.
377
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:58,527
Look at this sparkle.
378
00:15:01,294 --> 00:15:03,927
Mrs. Enright!
Mrs. Enright!
379
00:15:05,127 --> 00:15:06,627
[HORN HONKS]
380
00:15:08,027 --> 00:15:09,259
Lindsay, I had accidentally
spilled coffee
381
00:15:09,259 --> 00:15:10,894
Lindsay, I had accidentally
spilled coffee
382
00:15:10,927 --> 00:15:14,094
on the gentleman's
windshield.
383
00:15:14,127 --> 00:15:17,994
Why would I do that?
I have a job.
384
00:15:18,027 --> 00:15:20,594
Well, did she see
a squeegee?
385
00:15:20,627 --> 00:15:25,227
Well, you're not gonna make
a dime without a squeegee.
386
00:15:25,261 --> 00:15:26,561
That's right.
387
00:15:26,594 --> 00:15:29,927
Just tell your mother it was
all a big misunderstanding.
388
00:15:29,961 --> 00:15:31,861
You won't regret it.
389
00:15:31,894 --> 00:15:34,694
Okay, I'll see you later.
390
00:15:34,727 --> 00:15:35,727
Bye-bye.
391
00:15:37,594 --> 00:15:38,594
Strike two.
392
00:15:41,261 --> 00:15:42,594
You think
I'm going down?
393
00:15:42,627 --> 00:15:43,961
You're behind
in the count.
394
00:15:45,461 --> 00:15:47,194
Hey, what are you
doing later?
395
00:15:47,227 --> 00:15:50,027
I'm going out with Katya,
thanks to you.
396
00:15:50,061 --> 00:15:52,261
Well, you know,
maybe you should try again.
397
00:15:52,294 --> 00:15:54,527
You know what happens
the first time?
398
00:15:54,561 --> 00:15:56,827
People are a little shy,
a little reticent.
399
00:15:56,861 --> 00:16:00,927
If I do it again that extends my
payment book another two weeks.
400
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,394
Where are you going?
401
00:16:02,427 --> 00:16:04,427
We're going to the circus.
One of her old Olympic
402
00:16:04,461 --> 00:16:06,561
teammates is an acrobat.
I don't feel like going.
403
00:16:06,594 --> 00:16:09,259
Jerry, it's
your obligation, c'mon.
404
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:09,594
Jerry, it's
your obligation, c'mon.
405
00:16:09,627 --> 00:16:12,661
Well, you know, if I gotta go
and spend time with this girl,
406
00:16:12,694 --> 00:16:14,594
you're coming
with me Doctor Cyclops.
407
00:16:14,627 --> 00:16:16,261
I don't wanna go
to the circus, Jerry.
408
00:16:16,294 --> 00:16:17,427
Yeah, well,
you're going.
409
00:16:17,461 --> 00:16:19,727
But I'm afraid of clowns.
410
00:16:23,627 --> 00:16:26,561
PITT:
I didn't send you over there
to complain about the name.
411
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,594
I couldn't help it.
412
00:16:28,627 --> 00:16:30,194
Moland Spring?
413
00:16:30,227 --> 00:16:32,027
I like the name Moland.
414
00:16:32,061 --> 00:16:33,661
I picked it out.
415
00:16:33,694 --> 00:16:36,261
After all those months
of negotiating.
416
00:16:36,294 --> 00:16:38,361
Well, I'm so sorry. I--
417
00:16:38,394 --> 00:16:39,259
Well, I'm going riding.
418
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:39,927
Well, I'm going riding.
419
00:16:39,961 --> 00:16:43,494
I haven't been on Jenny
for three days.
420
00:16:43,527 --> 00:16:45,561
All because of this
blasted painting.
421
00:16:45,594 --> 00:16:46,861
[PHONE RINGS]
422
00:16:46,894 --> 00:16:47,927
Elaine.
423
00:16:47,961 --> 00:16:49,061
Oh, sorry.
424
00:16:51,127 --> 00:16:52,127
Hello.
425
00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:55,361
Wait a minute.
426
00:16:56,094 --> 00:16:57,261
Wait a minute.
427
00:16:58,427 --> 00:17:00,427
[CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING]
428
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:08,794
[TOY HORN HONKS]
429
00:17:14,194 --> 00:17:16,427
So, Jerry, you're
enjoying the circus?
430
00:17:16,461 --> 00:17:18,494
Greatest show on earth.
431
00:17:18,527 --> 00:17:21,527
My father used to
take me to the circus.
432
00:17:21,561 --> 00:17:25,427
When the elephants came by,
he would scream curses at them,
433
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:28,527
blaming them for all
the ills of society.
434
00:17:30,561 --> 00:17:33,061
Well, they certainly
take up a lot of space.
435
00:17:33,894 --> 00:17:35,161
Ah, Misha.
436
00:17:35,194 --> 00:17:36,194
Katya.
437
00:17:37,461 --> 00:17:39,259
Misha, this
is Jerry.
438
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:39,427
Misha, this
is Jerry.
439
00:17:39,461 --> 00:17:42,361
Ah, yes,
the comedian.
440
00:17:43,394 --> 00:17:45,927
[SPEAKING IN ROMANIAN]
441
00:17:50,261 --> 00:17:51,761
ELAINE:
Oh, yes. Yes, I'll tell him.
442
00:17:51,794 --> 00:17:52,894
Yes, thank you.
443
00:17:52,927 --> 00:17:53,894
Hold on. Hold on.
444
00:17:53,927 --> 00:17:54,894
Mr. Pitt.
445
00:17:54,927 --> 00:17:56,094
I think I'm
on to something.
446
00:17:56,127 --> 00:17:58,494
Mr. Pitt, the board
of directors is on the phone.
447
00:17:58,527 --> 00:18:00,161
They've called
an emergency meeting.
448
00:18:00,194 --> 00:18:02,027
They want you there
to discuss the merger.
449
00:18:02,061 --> 00:18:04,927
You said keep your eyes out of
focus, which is misleading.
450
00:18:04,961 --> 00:18:07,361
You want deep focus.
451
00:18:07,394 --> 00:18:09,259
Yes. Hi. Okay, fine.
Hold on a second.
452
00:18:09,259 --> 00:18:09,394
Yes. Hi. Okay, fine.
Hold on a second.
453
00:18:09,427 --> 00:18:10,594
Let me just...
454
00:18:10,627 --> 00:18:11,627
Yeah, I've got it--
455
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,861
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He'll be there.
456
00:18:16,894 --> 00:18:18,061
Mr. Pitt.
457
00:18:18,094 --> 00:18:21,327
You have got to stop
staring at that poster.
458
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:23,927
I see something that
could be a spaceship.
459
00:18:23,961 --> 00:18:25,394
Is it round?
Is it pointed?
460
00:18:25,427 --> 00:18:28,827
No. You don't see it.
You are never gonna see it!
461
00:18:28,861 --> 00:18:31,661
Mr. Pitt, you have to meet
with the shareholders.
462
00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:32,661
You have to leave now.
463
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:35,561
Do you hear me?
Do you hear me?
464
00:18:35,594 --> 00:18:37,861
Mm. Yes.
465
00:18:37,894 --> 00:18:39,259
My goodness.
What's happened to me?
466
00:18:39,259 --> 00:18:39,994
My goodness.
What's happened to me?
467
00:18:40,027 --> 00:18:40,994
When's the meeting?
468
00:18:41,027 --> 00:18:41,994
In about 20 minutes.
469
00:18:42,027 --> 00:18:44,494
Oh! Do I have time
to change?
470
00:18:44,527 --> 00:18:46,327
Umm...no.
471
00:18:46,361 --> 00:18:48,527
Well, excuse me, I better
get straight over there.
472
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,361
Uh, Mr. Pitt.
473
00:18:50,394 --> 00:18:51,661
Yes?
Umm...
474
00:18:51,694 --> 00:18:52,761
There's a, just--
475
00:18:52,794 --> 00:18:54,561
Is that ink?
476
00:18:54,594 --> 00:18:55,961
No.
477
00:19:01,061 --> 00:19:02,094
GEORGE:
Well,
478
00:19:02,127 --> 00:19:03,794
here we are.
479
00:19:06,461 --> 00:19:07,594
Do you wanna come in?
480
00:19:07,627 --> 00:19:09,259
My mother is having
a little party.
481
00:19:09,259 --> 00:19:09,761
My mother is having
a little party.
482
00:19:09,794 --> 00:19:11,594
Maybe I could just
use the bathroom.
483
00:19:12,461 --> 00:19:14,594
Sure.
Let's go.
484
00:19:14,627 --> 00:19:17,927
ANNOUNCER [OVER PA]:
Ladies and gentlemen,may I direct your attention
485
00:19:17,961 --> 00:19:20,061
to the center ring,where the incomparable Misha
486
00:19:20,094 --> 00:19:22,661
will balance 10 storiesabove the circus floor
487
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:25,427
on a wire no widerthan a human thumb.
488
00:19:26,927 --> 00:19:27,927
It is time.
489
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,227
Well, break a leg.
490
00:19:32,261 --> 00:19:33,661
Show biz.
491
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:38,061
Ladies and gentlemen,the incomparable Misha!
492
00:19:39,427 --> 00:19:41,727
Those capes
are really coming back.
493
00:19:44,861 --> 00:19:46,894
Oh. Sorry I
took so long.
494
00:19:46,927 --> 00:19:50,094
They've got one of those
3-D art posters in there.
495
00:19:50,127 --> 00:19:51,127
It's mesmerizing.
496
00:19:59,561 --> 00:20:00,561
Ow!
497
00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:02,461
Owww!
498
00:20:08,861 --> 00:20:09,259
Yah!
499
00:20:09,259 --> 00:20:10,127
Yah!
500
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,461
[DRUM ROLL]
501
00:20:20,561 --> 00:20:23,961
[KRAMER SCREAMS]
502
00:20:26,961 --> 00:20:29,327
What is that sound?
503
00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:31,261
It is horrible.
504
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:35,227
[ROARING]
505
00:20:35,261 --> 00:20:37,261
[TRUMPETING]
506
00:20:37,294 --> 00:20:39,259
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
507
00:20:39,259 --> 00:20:39,294
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
508
00:20:44,027 --> 00:20:45,361
[CROWD GASPS]
509
00:20:53,027 --> 00:20:54,527
Whoo!
510
00:20:54,561 --> 00:20:55,994
Anybody see that
poster in there?
511
00:20:56,027 --> 00:20:57,761
That was weird,
wild stuff, huh?
512
00:20:58,861 --> 00:21:00,194
Whoo.
513
00:21:12,594 --> 00:21:14,827
I have been accused
of wrongdoing,
514
00:21:14,861 --> 00:21:18,894
but these false accusations
will not deter us.
515
00:21:18,927 --> 00:21:22,561
We will annex Poland
by the spring at any cost!
516
00:21:23,394 --> 00:21:27,094
And our stock will rise high.
517
00:21:38,394 --> 00:21:41,327
The doctor said Misha
is going to be all right.
518
00:21:41,361 --> 00:21:43,527
I must go and be
with Misha now.
519
00:21:43,561 --> 00:21:45,261
I don't want you
to come with me.
520
00:21:45,294 --> 00:21:46,427
Why not?
521
00:21:46,461 --> 00:21:47,527
It has been three days
522
00:21:47,561 --> 00:21:49,394
since our night together.
523
00:21:49,427 --> 00:21:52,527
Misha said that was all
the time I needed to put in.
524
00:21:54,794 --> 00:21:56,227
Really?
525
00:21:56,261 --> 00:22:00,527
In my country, they speak
of a man so virile, so potent,
526
00:22:00,561 --> 00:22:04,027
that to spend a night with such
a man is to enter a world
527
00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:06,754
of sensual delights
most women dare not dream of.
528
00:22:06,754 --> 00:22:08,827
of sensual delights
most women dare not dream of.
529
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:11,561
This man is known
as the comedian.
530
00:22:13,294 --> 00:22:16,261
You may tell jokes,
Mr. Jerry Seinfeld,
531
00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:18,794
but you are no comedian.
532
00:22:23,094 --> 00:22:26,361
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