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[upbeat music]
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[in English]
Well, you really didn't need
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to take all that off, sir...
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I know, man, but...
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I hope I didn't shock anybody.
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The thing is, I know you guys
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are doing so much
to keep us safe. It ain't easy.
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It ain't.
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We gotta help each other.
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You've got this beautiful
buttercup here,
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a big beautiful
Belgian waffle, this guy.
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[chuckles]
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I'm Leroy Sparks,
here with EarthWatchers.
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I don't know if my good friend
Cornelius mentioned it...
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-Mr Sparks?
-Samy?
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-Yes, that's me.
-My man!
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Pleased to meet you.
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[laughs]
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-Yeah.
-Okay.
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Sparks like lightning.
Leroy like my first name.
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All right.
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Samy like Sam
with a "y" at the end.
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Oh, right, Samy. Yeah, I got it.
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I used to have a teacher
named Samy.
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A woman?
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Yeah.
A beautiful biology teacher.
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One of those who
changes your life.
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Most Samys are women,
I don't know why.
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-I don't know either.
-This one.
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[playful music]
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Where does that go?
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It's very confusing.
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Oh, hang on!
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There.
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No.
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[sighs]
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Yes!
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Do you think you'll stay
in politics, Sharon?
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Hello, Rose.
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[scoffs]
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I don't know.
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I can't think
what else to do, really.
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Maybe campaign
for the UK to stay
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-out of the EU.
-Or offer Stoke-on-Trent
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-to leave the UK.
-Yeah.
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Maybe.
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Maybe, Rose.
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-Thank you, my love.
-It's all right.
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[slurps]
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Ah!
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Woo!
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Man, it is good to be back here.
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Yeah, man, breathe it in.
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[inhales deeply]
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Come on, breathe it in.
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[exhales]
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This place is magic.
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EP is the best NGO
I've collaborated with.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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I call this area here
the Wild West Wing
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cos I'm telling you, man,
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things just move
so fucking fast here.
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[chuckles] No, they don't.
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It's like the United Nations
on speed or on acid.
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-No, it's not.
-It's like...
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Cavalier attitude, gut feeling
and a sprinkle of batshit crazy.
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-You two have met.
-This guy!
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-How you doing, man?
-I'm great.
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[chuckling]
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It's good to see you, man.
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-Yeah, it's good.
-This Dutch piece of crap.
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How's life?
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Saved the planet, yet?
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Yeah... No! [laughs]
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But with you on my team,
how can I fail?
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Oh, man, it is an honor.
It is a fucking honor.
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EarthWatchers will do everything
we can to make this thing right.
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-We're very happy to...
-This guy is beautiful.
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Speaking of good man, this guy,
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he has been showing me the ropes
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and you've got yourself
a top dog.
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[chuckles]
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You do.
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Come on, take it.
Take the compliment.
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-Good work, Samy.
-Oh, thanks.
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-I'll let you two work on it.
-Yeah.
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If anyone knows how to raise
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the public profile on an issue,
it's Leroy.
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-Thanks, man.
-We'll catch you at lunch.
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See you later.
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Thanks, man. You didn't have
to say that. It's very nice.
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Oh, but I did, man.
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When you meet people
in this world,
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you've got two options.
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Two.
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You can raise them up
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or you push them down.
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I look at you and I'm like:
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-you're a good man.
-Really?
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-You can feel it. Of course.
-Really?
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-"Really"? You're a good man.
-I guess.
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-Yeah, say it: I'm a good man.
-I'm a good man.
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[quirky music]
I'm a good fucking man.
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I've never actually asked you,
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what did you do before this?
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God, it was so many years ago.
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You could say I ran
a small business.
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Oh, cool.
What did the business do?
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Oh, well...
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We actually staged
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sporting events.
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Really?
What kind of sporting events?
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Just small things, really.
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You know, sort of...
basement stuff.
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What do you mean
by "basement stuff"?
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Good girl.
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I wouldn't really know
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because I was sort
of on the business side.
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It was my...
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I didn't really
actually get involved.
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You wouldn't know what
was happening in the base...
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Whose basement...?
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What are you talking about,
Sharon?
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I would just wipe up afterward.
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It was my husband's business,
you know.
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I have about 18 questions.
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I'm gonna go with:
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Husband?
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Well... [laughs]
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-We're separated, of course.
-Right.
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Not officially,
but we never spoke about it.
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I got the job here
and he stayed in Stoke.
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We shook hands
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and one month led to two,
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two led to three,
three led to four,
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and, after that, we thought,
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"No, it's just not working."
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Yeah. It seems silly to say
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we're still together,
doesn't it?
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Oh, yes!
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[dramatic music]
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Right now, there are more
people on Facebook
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than there were on the planet
200 years ago.
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Humanity's greatest desire is
to belong and to connect.
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Every single human came
to the world the same way.
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-[laughs] This lady...
-Yeah.
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And we all wonder:
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for what purpose?
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-Giving birth...
-Yeah.
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My name is Leroy Sparks.
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Beautiful.
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And this is my son,
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Rainbow.
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-Rainbow?
-My son, Rainbow.
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Is that a real name?
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Look at him on the trampoline.
We did this about ten times.
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He was so scared.
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It's good, but do you mention
sharks at any point?
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I mean, you know...
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If you start seeing sharks,
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it will make people
think about sharks.
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Yeah.
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But isn't that a good thing?
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.. not just the bits of it
that the fishermen leave behind.
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[tragic music]
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[groans]
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That's a very sharp
change of tone.
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Don't see the who you wouldn't.
Be the how you've seen.
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What does it mean exactly?
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Save the sharks.
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Yeah.
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[in French]
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[in English]
It's okay.
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It's meant to be strong.
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[in French]
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[in English]
Yeah.
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I guess it works, then.
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It moves me, every time.
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You need to watch it again.
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Maybe I should watch it again.
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[phone vibrates]
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[sighs]
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Can I ask?
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When was the last time
you saw each other?
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Oh, um...
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March. Yeah, it was March.
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No, it was February.
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February 2012. [chuckles]
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11!
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Sorry, I tell a lie.
That's right, 2011.
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You know me, Rose.
I'm married...
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to my work.
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Actually, while I remember,
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can you please cancel
my meetings tomorrow?
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You didn't have any meetings.
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Excellent!
I'm going to see Cats.
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-Are you?
-Yeah, in the evening.
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I don't think
I'll have the mental space
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to do any work during the day.
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Right, yeah.
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Oh!
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Yeah, Eureka!
Good on you. Snap, Sharon!
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That's done.
It took a long time, actually.
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It was 50 pieces.
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-Time to start the next one.
-Yeah.
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I might try 70 pieces now.
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[lively music]
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[moans]
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How long have you
been here, Samy?
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A few months.
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[chuckles]
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-You like it?
-Yeah.
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[phone chimes]
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Yeah...
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I like some parts.
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[chuckling]
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[clears throat]
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You know how I got this job?
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No.
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I walked straight
into the Washington headquarters
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past security,
into the CEO's office,
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I looked at him and I said,
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"We're gonna need
two chairs, padre."
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[laughing]
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I had never met him
before that day.
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Really?
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True story.
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We've been partners
for fifteen years.
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Wow!
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There's a lesson in that.
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Yeah?
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It's important.
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If you want your life to change,
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you gotta change your life.
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Yeah.
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If you start
talking to the world,
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I promise
it will learn to listen.
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It'll be okay. Three-pointer.
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[laughs]
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Nice!
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-So, you're a corner pisser?
-Yeah.
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You piss in the corner.
I'm sure your dick's big.
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[dramatic music] Right now,
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there are more people
on Facebook,
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than there were on the planet
200 years ago.
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Humanity's greatest desire is
to belong and to connect.
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Every single human came
to the world the same way.
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I want you.
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Sorry?
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Did you say something?
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I did, yeah,
but it was nonsense,
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it was a joke
about someone else.
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I didn't say anything.
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My name is Leroy Sparks.
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-What does that even mean?
-This is my son...
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Literally nothing,
I think. It's just...
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It's amazing, right? So weird.
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Everything this Leroy guy says
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is stupid,
but it makes you feel great.
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He's like a real-life TED talk.
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Yeah. He's American.
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They're fun to be around,
but that positivity is toxic.
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Yeah, but still,
it seems to work.
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Cornelius said the campaign
is already a success.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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[sighs]
267
00:10:32,629 --> 00:10:33,869
[phone vibrates]
268
00:10:36,388 --> 00:10:37,388
[scoffs]
269
00:10:38,627 --> 00:10:40,227
-What's wrong?
-Nothing.
270
00:10:40,267 --> 00:10:41,347
[clears throat]
271
00:10:41,387 --> 00:10:43,267
You can talk to me.
We're friends.
272
00:10:43,786 --> 00:10:45,346
Yeah, sort of.
273
00:10:46,866 --> 00:10:47,866
Thank you.
274
00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:50,145
[sighs]
275
00:10:51,744 --> 00:10:54,024
-Should I break up with Sayeed?
-Yes.
276
00:10:54,144 --> 00:10:55,264
Whoa! Okay.
277
00:10:55,384 --> 00:10:57,864
That's quick. Sure you
don't want to think about it?
278
00:10:58,023 --> 00:10:59,143
No.
279
00:10:59,343 --> 00:11:01,503
You've mentioned it already.
280
00:11:01,542 --> 00:11:02,622
[scoffs]
281
00:11:02,742 --> 00:11:06,622
I think you should be out there,
dating, living the crazy life.
282
00:11:08,261 --> 00:11:09,341
Sometimes,
283
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:11,340
if you want your life to change,
284
00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:13,540
you just have
to change your life.
285
00:11:15,739 --> 00:11:18,459
-"Be the how you've seen."
-Exactly.
286
00:11:18,618 --> 00:11:22,098
.. not just the bits of it
that the fishermen leave behind.
287
00:11:22,258 --> 00:11:24,258
[ominous music]
288
00:11:27,337 --> 00:11:28,457
Hey.
289
00:11:28,496 --> 00:11:30,256
What are you doing
tomorrow night?
290
00:11:30,376 --> 00:11:31,736
Why?
291
00:11:31,896 --> 00:11:32,976
I was wondering...
292
00:11:34,095 --> 00:11:35,855
I actually want you and me...
293
00:11:35,975 --> 00:11:37,605
[applauding and cheering]
294
00:11:42,653 --> 00:11:44,613
What do you guys think?
295
00:11:44,773 --> 00:11:46,493
It gets you right here.
296
00:11:46,612 --> 00:11:49,852
Every time I watch it,
I bleed a bit on the inside.
297
00:11:50,011 --> 00:11:51,251
But it's important.
298
00:11:51,371 --> 00:11:53,091
Mama Ocean is bleeding.
299
00:11:53,251 --> 00:11:55,451
We must fix that.
That's what we're here for.
300
00:11:55,610 --> 00:11:58,610
In just four short hours,
200,000 folks,
301
00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:01,130
just like me,
and just like you guys,
302
00:12:02,129 --> 00:12:03,729
have raised up their voices.
303
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,488
We can do better.
304
00:12:05,608 --> 00:12:07,248
We must do better.
305
00:12:08,007 --> 00:12:09,487
We can, we must
306
00:12:09,647 --> 00:12:10,847
and we will do better.
307
00:12:11,007 --> 00:12:12,847
I've got an idea for you.
308
00:12:13,006 --> 00:12:15,726
If we share this video and
you support this worthy cause
309
00:12:15,846 --> 00:12:18,366
I'm gonna do something
real special for you.
310
00:12:18,485 --> 00:12:21,245
For one lucky
Facebook account owner,
311
00:12:21,844 --> 00:12:23,004
I'm gonna throw in
312
00:12:23,204 --> 00:12:24,204
three days
313
00:12:24,364 --> 00:12:25,604
and two nights
314
00:12:25,764 --> 00:12:27,844
on my pirate ship
chasing bad guys!
315
00:12:27,883 --> 00:12:29,363
Woo!
316
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,763
[applauding]
317
00:12:31,842 --> 00:12:33,082
Do it with me!
318
00:12:34,602 --> 00:12:37,122
Yeah? I thought you guys
would like that.
319
00:12:37,241 --> 00:12:38,881
[upbeat music]
320
00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,720
[dramatic music]
My name is Leroy Sparks.
321
00:12:45,839 --> 00:12:47,119
[whispering]
322
00:12:47,319 --> 00:12:49,239
And this is my son,
323
00:12:49,358 --> 00:12:50,598
Rainbow.
324
00:12:53,957 --> 00:12:55,957
[in German]
325
00:12:57,716 --> 00:12:58,716
[laughs]
326
00:13:24,630 --> 00:13:25,710
[chuckles]
327
00:13:28,430 --> 00:13:29,590
[sighs]
328
00:13:38,987 --> 00:13:40,347
[inhales deeply]
329
00:13:47,705 --> 00:13:48,705
[sighing]
330
00:14:22,978 --> 00:14:24,098
[grumbles]
331
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,936
[grunting]
332
00:14:31,216 --> 00:14:33,216
[groaning]
333
00:14:34,455 --> 00:14:35,815
[in English]
Oh, man!
334
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:37,565
That's so sad!
335
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,054
-Look at you, man. You okay?
-No.
336
00:14:45,413 --> 00:14:47,413
[retreating footsteps]
337
00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:53,811
[door closes]
338
00:15:01,089 --> 00:15:02,209
[phone chimes]
339
00:15:04,968 --> 00:15:06,288
[in English]
Sayeed again?
340
00:15:06,328 --> 00:15:07,688
No, it's Sharon.
341
00:15:07,848 --> 00:15:11,168
She keeps texting me quotes
from Cats, the musical.
342
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,087
-Yeah.
-It's very confusing.
343
00:15:13,206 --> 00:15:15,686
-You want to see something cool?
-Yeah...
344
00:15:15,726 --> 00:15:16,726
No!
345
00:15:16,806 --> 00:15:17,846
[laughs]
346
00:15:17,965 --> 00:15:19,085
-I'm kidding.
-No, it's a no!
347
00:15:22,404 --> 00:15:23,404
Ta-da!
348
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:24,484
Oh, wow.
349
00:15:25,684 --> 00:15:28,684
What are you wowing at?
I don' think you've seen the...
350
00:15:30,283 --> 00:15:31,963
Oh, man. Marco. Polo.
351
00:15:32,082 --> 00:15:34,402
-Sambo. Marco. Polo.
-Yeah.
352
00:15:34,562 --> 00:15:35,922
Fish out of water.
353
00:15:35,961 --> 00:15:37,081
[chuckling]
354
00:15:37,601 --> 00:15:39,801
-You don't know that game?
-No.
355
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,800
Who's this lovely lady?
356
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:42,960
[giggles]
357
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,680
-Hi, it's...
-Sorry, I'm all sweaty.
358
00:15:45,839 --> 00:15:47,439
No, it's great.
359
00:15:47,599 --> 00:15:49,799
To meet you.
360
00:15:49,958 --> 00:15:51,198
Rose is me.
361
00:15:52,678 --> 00:15:54,398
Nice to meet you,
Rose. Enchanté.
362
00:15:55,077 --> 00:15:56,717
I'm British.
363
00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:58,717
That's all right, innit?
364
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:01,476
You want some chips
and some milk?
365
00:16:01,556 --> 00:16:02,556
[laughing]
366
00:16:04,395 --> 00:16:07,425
Oh, man. I love that accent.
Beautiful. Hugh Grant.
367
00:16:07,554 --> 00:16:10,434
Look, Sambo, I've got that
dinner tonight with Bono.
368
00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:11,554
Yeah.
369
00:16:11,593 --> 00:16:14,073
I'm trying to get him
to tweet about the sharks.
370
00:16:14,193 --> 00:16:16,793
I was wondering
if we can swap shirts?
371
00:16:16,952 --> 00:16:18,032
Why?
372
00:16:18,192 --> 00:16:21,552
I gave mine away to some woman.
She was insisting so much.
373
00:16:21,711 --> 00:16:24,431
We can maybe borrow
someone else's shirt.
374
00:16:25,190 --> 00:16:27,710
No, we're good. I appreciate it.
375
00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:29,070
[grunts]
376
00:16:31,709 --> 00:16:33,949
How far is Saint-Gilles
from here?
377
00:16:34,148 --> 00:16:37,188
Saint-Gilles is... Actually,
my apartment is near there.
378
00:16:37,308 --> 00:16:39,428
So, we can split a cab, maybe.
379
00:16:39,587 --> 00:16:41,707
I'm going that way too.
380
00:16:41,907 --> 00:16:43,187
Why?
You live in Michel's office.
381
00:16:43,266 --> 00:16:44,586
No, but, I'm...
382
00:16:45,466 --> 00:16:46,466
Can you pass me
the shirt, please?
383
00:16:46,546 --> 00:16:47,546
Yeah.
384
00:16:47,665 --> 00:16:49,945
I'm going to see
385
00:16:50,065 --> 00:16:51,935
a concert, with Toto.
386
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:54,544
-What concert?
-Cats.
387
00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:56,784
-The musical.
-Cats, the musical, tonight?
388
00:16:56,943 --> 00:16:58,023
Yeah.
389
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,783
That's just a coincidence
390
00:16:59,823 --> 00:17:01,503
that I mentioned
that a few minutes ago?
391
00:17:01,622 --> 00:17:02,622
Yeah.
392
00:17:03,342 --> 00:17:04,942
-What are you doing?
-What?
393
00:17:05,142 --> 00:17:07,022
-I'm going to a concert.
-You're not!
394
00:17:07,181 --> 00:17:08,821
-Yeah.
-We're just finished.
395
00:17:08,901 --> 00:17:09,941
[chuckles]
396
00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:11,420
It's all that shark riling.
397
00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:12,660
I've still got the gut.
398
00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:16,420
I want to introduce you
to someone from the motherland.
399
00:17:16,579 --> 00:17:17,659
We got Rose here.
400
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:20,179
Bono, Rose.
401
00:17:20,338 --> 00:17:22,218
Hello, it's Rose.
402
00:17:22,818 --> 00:17:24,418
-Hello, Bono.
-And Samy.
403
00:17:26,857 --> 00:17:28,857
[playful music]
404
00:17:33,215 --> 00:17:35,415
So, they are the best
tacos in town.
405
00:17:35,575 --> 00:17:36,615
You'll love them.
406
00:17:36,735 --> 00:17:39,325
He knows the story.
I was saying...
407
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:41,934
You'll love it.
408
00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:44,453
You've got the sunset,
a whisky sour in one hand,
409
00:17:44,653 --> 00:17:47,653
oysters, fresh out
of the sea, sunset.
410
00:17:47,812 --> 00:17:49,932
Where are you going
with Bono tonight?
411
00:17:50,132 --> 00:17:51,452
I didn't tell you?
412
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,651
-You okay, Sambo?
-I'm good.
413
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:56,011
So, I'm taking B-Man
414
00:17:56,170 --> 00:18:00,850
to this amazing tapas place run
by these three Italian uncles.
415
00:18:00,969 --> 00:18:03,649
Who are they the uncles of?
Uncles of the same person
416
00:18:03,809 --> 00:18:06,369
or just three men
who also happen to be uncles?
417
00:18:06,928 --> 00:18:08,488
I don't know, good question.
418
00:18:08,647 --> 00:18:11,407
-Isn't that amazing?
-Three uncles, so authentic.
419
00:18:11,607 --> 00:18:14,207
-It's just famiglia.
-How did they meet?
420
00:18:14,406 --> 00:18:18,126
I don't know. I think they
probably met playing bocce ball.
421
00:18:22,564 --> 00:18:23,644
Tapas...
422
00:18:23,804 --> 00:18:25,444
[in French]
423
00:18:29,003 --> 00:18:30,243
[in English]
He cannot take
424
00:18:30,363 --> 00:18:31,643
three passengers, so...
425
00:18:31,802 --> 00:18:35,162
Maybe Leroy you can take
another cab and Rose...
426
00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:39,361
You should get another car
if you're going to Palais 12.
427
00:18:39,481 --> 00:18:42,161
No, because of the traffic,
it's not really...
428
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,320
If you're going
to the Palais 12,
429
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,200
I should take the handsome
American man
430
00:18:46,319 --> 00:18:48,119
and the beautiful lady.
431
00:18:48,239 --> 00:18:50,199
You can take the subway,
it's quicker.
432
00:18:50,398 --> 00:18:53,318
I'm not American, people get
confused because of my accent.
433
00:18:55,237 --> 00:18:58,157
Oh, man. Bono just canceled.
434
00:18:58,356 --> 00:19:00,316
Too bad.
435
00:19:00,436 --> 00:19:02,636
We three could take
the reservation instead,
436
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,395
but you have that musical.
437
00:19:05,315 --> 00:19:06,355
The musical?
438
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,185
-Rose, you wanna go?
-Fine by me.
439
00:19:08,394 --> 00:19:10,594
No, I don't actually have to go
to the musical.
440
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:13,474
-Dinner is okay.
-You were looking forward to it.
441
00:19:13,633 --> 00:19:14,873
It's just...
442
00:19:15,393 --> 00:19:18,673
You're not dressed for it, dude.
It's a fancy place.
443
00:19:18,872 --> 00:19:20,912
-Just go.
-Yeah.
444
00:19:21,071 --> 00:19:24,711
-That's a musical.
-Such good songs. Memory, right?
445
00:19:24,911 --> 00:19:27,911
-Rembrandt, Vivaldi.
-Mr Mistoffelees. They're cats.
446
00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:29,790
You love cats.
447
00:19:30,909 --> 00:19:31,989
Have fun.
448
00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:35,549
[in French]
449
00:19:44,626 --> 00:19:46,626
[instrumental music]
450
00:20:00,903 --> 00:20:02,703
[in English]
Hey, man.
451
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,182
I need to talk to you
about something.
452
00:20:04,302 --> 00:20:05,302
Yeah.
453
00:20:05,382 --> 00:20:06,422
Okay, first,
454
00:20:07,101 --> 00:20:09,181
Have you seen Cats, the Musical?
455
00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:11,660
Yes.
456
00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:14,380
Of course, I've seen it.
How can I help you?
457
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:15,940
I've checked on Wikipedia.
458
00:20:16,059 --> 00:20:17,539
I don't get it,
it makes no sense.
459
00:20:17,659 --> 00:20:20,299
-What's the story?
-Of course. Okay.
460
00:20:21,218 --> 00:20:23,138
There's one cat.
461
00:20:23,298 --> 00:20:24,378
He comes on stage.
462
00:20:24,577 --> 00:20:26,297
And then he sings his name.
463
00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:27,817
And then he sings about
464
00:20:27,937 --> 00:20:30,097
one of his characteristics,
you know?
465
00:20:31,216 --> 00:20:32,296
Then he leaves,
466
00:20:32,376 --> 00:20:33,976
and another cat comes on stage.
467
00:20:34,135 --> 00:20:35,935
And then she sings about
468
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:38,165
what she likes
and what she does.
469
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:42,614
-Yeah.
-Okay.
470
00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:45,893
Has it anything to do
with what the previous cat did?
471
00:20:47,652 --> 00:20:49,772
No. I don't think it does.
472
00:20:49,852 --> 00:20:51,172
I think it's really just,
like...
473
00:20:52,131 --> 00:20:53,771
It's kind of...
474
00:20:54,531 --> 00:20:56,851
It's a list of cats
and their characteristics?
475
00:20:57,610 --> 00:20:59,370
-Yeah.
-Okay, all right.
476
00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:00,650
[chuckles]
477
00:21:00,689 --> 00:21:02,409
But they're not real cats.
478
00:21:03,369 --> 00:21:04,689
Right, yeah.
479
00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:06,888
Oh, shit.
480
00:21:10,847 --> 00:21:13,127
Does it look
like she had sex last night?
481
00:21:15,686 --> 00:21:18,126
I can't judge that
just by looking at her, man.
482
00:21:18,325 --> 00:21:19,885
Yeah, of course not.
483
00:21:20,085 --> 00:21:21,645
I need to smell her.
484
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,364
Oh, God.
485
00:21:23,404 --> 00:21:25,524
-Okay, I'll see you later.
-Okay.
486
00:21:25,604 --> 00:21:26,604
Okay.
487
00:21:30,283 --> 00:21:31,803
Hey, hi! Rose.
488
00:21:32,362 --> 00:21:34,322
We arrive at the same time!
489
00:21:34,442 --> 00:21:35,682
Time twins.
490
00:21:37,281 --> 00:21:38,441
Don't do this!
491
00:21:38,561 --> 00:21:39,961
[sighing]
492
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,360
So much rain!
493
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:48,119
How was last night?
494
00:21:48,279 --> 00:21:49,599
-Really good.
-Yeah?
495
00:21:49,758 --> 00:21:51,838
-Yeah, really, really good.
-Yeah?
496
00:21:54,837 --> 00:21:55,837
[yawns]
497
00:21:55,877 --> 00:21:58,597
-Are you tired?
-I didn't sleep much.
498
00:21:58,796 --> 00:22:01,076
-How was Cats?
-It was good.
499
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:03,876
Very good story, actually.
500
00:22:04,075 --> 00:22:06,355
How was dinner with Leroy?
501
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:09,065
Nice. Good restaurant.
502
00:22:09,914 --> 00:22:13,154
The American positivity didn't
bother you so much in the end?
503
00:22:13,353 --> 00:22:15,673
[chuckles] No, it's not like
we're gonna do it again.
504
00:22:15,873 --> 00:22:18,353
Do it again? Do what again?
505
00:22:18,512 --> 00:22:20,272
Dinner? You say do for dinner?
506
00:22:20,352 --> 00:22:21,512
[quirky music]
507
00:22:21,551 --> 00:22:24,911
Okay, right. I know this isn't
necessarily typical of me,
508
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:26,391
but...
509
00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:28,390
I wanna say thank you.
510
00:22:28,510 --> 00:22:29,510
Okay.
511
00:22:31,149 --> 00:22:33,149
Because I ended
things with Sayeed.
512
00:22:33,349 --> 00:22:34,589
-Really?
-So...
513
00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:38,748
I think if it wasn't for you,
I might not have done that so...
514
00:22:39,667 --> 00:22:41,307
-So, yeah.
-Well.
515
00:22:41,427 --> 00:22:42,667
You're welcome.
516
00:22:42,867 --> 00:22:45,067
Plus, I wouldn't have had
such a great night.
517
00:22:45,186 --> 00:22:47,586
-That's down to you, pal.
-Cool.
518
00:22:47,786 --> 00:22:49,586
-Very cool.
-Samy, I can't say.
519
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,065
Don't smell her, okay?
520
00:22:55,104 --> 00:22:56,744
Sorry, he...
521
00:22:57,743 --> 00:23:00,583
Leroy gave me this to give back
to you this morning.
522
00:23:00,743 --> 00:23:02,103
He says bye.
523
00:23:02,262 --> 00:23:03,262
Thanks again.
524
00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:04,582
Yeah.
525
00:23:09,101 --> 00:23:11,501
Okay.
I think she did do it, man.
526
00:23:16,859 --> 00:23:18,099
Can I keep it?
527
00:23:18,579 --> 00:23:20,019
Just for reference.
528
00:23:21,338 --> 00:23:23,018
I'll see you at lunch, yeah.
529
00:23:27,377 --> 00:23:29,377
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