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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:08,975 BEN: 9:03, PEOPLE. 2 00:00:09,043 --> 00:00:11,913 9:03. CAN WE START THE MORNING MEETING? 3 00:00:11,979 --> 00:00:14,119 SO WE ALL BUST OUR ASSES DRAGGING IN CLOTHES 4 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:15,582 FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND'S HOMELESS DRIVE, 5 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:17,119 AND HE CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO SHOW UP ON TIME? 6 00:00:17,185 --> 00:00:18,445 WHAT DID YOU BRING? 7 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:19,849 I LIKE MY CLOTHES. 8 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,790 I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO BE A BETTER PERSON. 9 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,315 WELL, NOT EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY. 10 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:27,132 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. SORRY, GUYS. 11 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:30,325 A PIPE BURST AT ST. JUDE'S ORPHANAGE THIS MORNING. 12 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:33,668 OH, AND HE CAN'T PUT DOWN A KID AND PICK UP A PHONE? 13 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:36,974 WOW! WHAT A RESPONSE, EVERYONE! 14 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,507 IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYBODY CAME THROUGH. 15 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,483 WELL, ALMOST EVERYBODY. 16 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,683 HERE YOU GO, ALONZO. 17 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:46,775 THANKS, BEN. AH, YEAH. 18 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:49,077 JUST A FEW THINGS I CAN LIVE WITHOUT. 19 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:52,588 THAT'S WEIRD. 20 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:54,293 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE WOMEN'S CLOTHING? 21 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,785 SOMETHING YOU WANNA TELL EVERYBODY, JER? 22 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,927 MY WIFE DIED. OH, GOD. 23 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:01,762 I'M... I'M SO SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW. 24 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:03,059 YOU WERE AT THE FUNERAL. 25 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:07,744 THEY WERE MY HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH TEACHER'S. 26 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:10,940 (INHALES DEEPLY) 27 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:12,044 (SIGHS) 28 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:13,066 (WHISPERS) THEY STILL SMELL LIKE HIM. 29 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:15,541 AH. 30 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:17,409 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. "SMURFS ON ICE" ARE HERE THIS WEEK, 31 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:21,218 SO THOSE OF YOU WITH FAMILIES... AGAIN, SORRY, JERRY... 32 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:22,522 BRING 'EM ON IN, AND THEY CAN 33 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,553 TAKE PICTURES WITH THE CHARACTERS. 34 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,388 GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. I JUST HAVE A QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT. 35 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:29,224 WHILE THE SMURFS ARE HERE, THEY ARE OUR GUESTS. 36 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:32,790 WE WILL TREAT THEM WITH PROFESSIONALISM AND RESPECT. 37 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:35,330 LET'S NOT SINK TO THEIR LEVEL. 38 00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:36,926 (SNAPS FINGERS) 39 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:41,673 TAKE FROM THAT WHAT YOU WILL. LET'S GET BACK TO WORK. 40 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:44,865 AND I NEED BUDGETS FROM ALL OF THE DEPARTMENT HEADS BY THE END OF THE WEEK. 41 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,138 I'M ON IT. 42 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:47,507 GREAT. 43 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:51,477 WHAT WAS THAT? 44 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,675 THE SMURFS IS A CRAP EVENT, BENJAMIN. 45 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:57,187 THE LEGENDS OF TUBA WERE HERE LAST NIGHT. WHAT'S GOING ON? 46 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:59,951 I HAVE SMURF HISTORY. LET'S JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT. 47 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:02,060 WHY IS THERE GARBAGE ALL OVER THE OFFICE? 48 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,192 IT'S, UH, CLOTHING FOR THE HOMELESS. 49 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:06,088 MY, GOD, BENJAMIN, THEY'RE PEOPLE. 50 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,630 YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM WEAR GARBAGE FOR YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT. 51 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:10,456 WHY WASN'T ROMAN AT THE MORNING MEETING? 52 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:12,601 WHERE'S MY SON? I DON'T KNOW. 53 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:15,296 I'M TRYING TO CONNECT WITH HIM BUT IT'S LIKE HE'S A STRANGER. 54 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:18,539 IF I'D ONLY HAD THE CHANCE TO GET TO KNOW HIM WHEN HE WAS GROWING UP. 55 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:20,836 WELL, YOU LIVED TOGETHER FOR 20 YEARS. 56 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:23,308 THE MOMENT NEVER SEEMED RIGHT. 57 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:26,007 OKAY, I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU OUT, BUT I'VE GOT MY HANDS FULL... 58 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:28,779 HEY. DIDN'T I GIVE YOU THE JOB OF LOOKING AFTER HIM? 59 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:30,919 YOU TRIED TO, BUT THEN I REMINDED YOU 60 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:33,854 THAT I'M THE MANAGER OF A $100-MILLION CIVIC ARENA, 61 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:36,061 NOT YOUR PERSONAL BABYSITTER. 62 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:37,363 FIND HIM. OKAY. 63 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:41,757 WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME, BOSS? NOTHING. 64 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,829 YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FOR SPORTS. 65 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,927 GOT IT. I'LL TROUBLESHOOT. 66 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:53,313 CHORUS: * MR. SUNSHINE, YAY! 67 00:02:58,746 --> 00:03:01,006 HAVE YOU SEEN RO... WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 68 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:03,851 (GROANS) ALONZO REALLY GAVE ME A WORKOUT THIS MORNING. 69 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:04,917 EVERYTHING HURTS. 70 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:06,515 LA, LA, LA, LA, LA. 71 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:10,457 JOGGING, DUMMY. ALTHOUGH, HE DOES BRING THE THUNDER. 72 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,494 LA, LA. ALICE. 73 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:13,730 OH, HEY, BEN. HEY. 74 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:15,904 THANKS AGAIN FOR THE CULOTTES, GANGSTER. 75 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:17,503 THAT POOR WOMAN DIED, ALONZO. 76 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:19,725 I WAS AT THE FUNERAL. VERY SAD, APPARENTLY. 77 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:23,099 SO WHAT TIME ARE YOU COMING HOME TONIGHT? 78 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:24,910 I DON'T KNOW. I WAS GOING TO, UH... 79 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:26,712 OH, YOU'RE TALKING TO HER. MM-HMM. 80 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:28,644 I... I HAVE TO WORK THROUGH DINNER. 81 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,809 OH, THAT'S OKAY. I'LL BRING A LITTLE DINNER TO YOU. 82 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,620 WHAT? YOU. YOU'RE AMAZING. 83 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:38,293 OKAY, WE'RE ON FOR DINNER. I'LL BRING DESSERT. 84 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:41,092 WELL, YOU ALWAYS DO. (CHUCKLES) (GIGGLES) 85 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:43,424 NIFTY. WHAT A NIFTY PLAN. 86 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:44,761 (SIGHS) 87 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:45,855 OH. 88 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:48,230 I'LL RECYCLE THESE FOR YOU. 89 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:50,226 OH, THANK YOU. YEAH, I WAS GONNA DO IT MYSELF, 90 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:52,028 BUT THE RECYCLING BIN IS SO FAR DOWN... 91 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:54,029 I SUCK. 92 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:57,641 EVER SINCE I MOVED IN WITH HIM, I'M AFRAID TO BE MYSELF. 93 00:03:57,705 --> 00:04:00,735 DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS LIVING WITH THE WORLD'S MOST PERFECT MAN? 94 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:03,838 WELL, YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE WITH ADORABLY FLAWED. 95 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:06,081 I'M TALKING ABOUT MYSELF. 96 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:07,346 YEAH, WELL, WE WERE TOGETHER FOR SIX MONTHS, 97 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:08,975 AND WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT ANYTHING, 98 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:10,749 YOU NEVER LET ME SPEND THE NIGHT, 99 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:13,118 AND THE ONLY NAME YOU EVER SCREAMED OUT DURING SEX WAS YOUR OWN, SO... 100 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:15,016 THESE ARE ALL ADORABLE THINGS. 101 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,188 I LEAD A GREAT LIFE. YOU KNOW WHAT I AM? 102 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,687 AN ISLAND. AN ISLAND. 103 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:19,889 OH, I'VE SAID THAT TO YOU BEFORE? 104 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:20,960 I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE NEVER TALKED. 105 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:25,166 OKAY, WELL, I'M OFF TO FIND A LARGE MAN-CHILD 106 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:26,972 WHO THINKS THE SUN AND THE MOON ARE MARRIED. 107 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:32,011 (SIGHS) 108 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:44,594 E.T.? 109 00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:45,892 (SNORES) 110 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,985 (DOOR SLAMS) NO, SCOOBY! 111 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:53,763 HI. 112 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:57,297 HI. ARE YOU LIVING IN THE CANDY ROOM? 113 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:59,171 (LAUGHS) 114 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,273 THAT'S CRAZY. 115 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:03,996 WHY IS THERE A HOT PLATE OVER THERE? 116 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,238 I DON'T KNOW. 117 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,976 WHY IS THERE ANYTHING ANYWHERE? 118 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,082 (PIPE RUMBLES) OH, GOD! 119 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,384 YEAH, THAT HAPPENS, LIKE, EVERY 30 SECONDS. 120 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:16,647 WHICH, IT'S KIND OF A BUMMER, YOU KNOW? 121 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:19,487 CAN I ASK YOU... ARE YOU EATING YOUR OWN PILLOW? 122 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:21,153 YEAH! (LAUGHS) 123 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:23,389 (CHUCKLES) YEAH. 124 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:30,030 (SIGHS) DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR SON IS LIVING IN THE CANDY ROOM? 125 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:32,427 OH, THANK GOD. YOU FOUND HIM. 126 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,100 HE LIKES CANDY. (CHUCKLES) 127 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,667 THIS IS NICE. 128 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:38,506 WELL, HE CAN'T LIVE IN THERE. IT'S A HUGE LIABILITY ISSUE. 129 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:39,742 WHY ISN'T HE LIVING WITH YOU? 130 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:42,777 WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T HAVE A CANDY ROOM. 131 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,683 OUR RELATIONSHIP IS VERY COMPLEX. 132 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,145 THE LAST TIME I TRIED TO TALK TO HIM, 133 00:05:46,213 --> 00:05:49,083 HE GOT VERY ANGRY AND RAN OFF TO MILITARY SCHOOL. 134 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:51,789 YOU MEAN YOU SENT HIM TO MILITARY SCHOOL. 135 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:54,322 WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE I PHYSICALLY FORCED HIM TOO. 136 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:55,588 I HAD THE DRIVER DO IT. 137 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:56,756 I SEE. 138 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:58,564 AND I WANT TO GET CLOSE... 139 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:00,186 (WHISPERING) BUT I'M TERRIFIED OF SCREWING IT UP. 140 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:03,800 THIS HAS TO BE HANDLED VERY DELICATELY. 141 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,404 (NORMAL VOICE) WHERE ARE YOU GOING? HEY! 142 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:07,937 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 143 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:09,741 I'LL CALL YOU. 144 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:11,973 WE HAVE A PERFECTLY GOOD ROOM FOR YOU PEOPLE, 145 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:14,269 STOCKED WITH WATER AND RAISINS, 146 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:16,741 AND IT'S THAT WAY, MY FURRY FRIEND. 147 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:20,382 YOU BETTER SLINK AWAY... 148 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:21,778 YOU BIG PIECE OF BLUE VOMIT. 149 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:24,219 WOULD YOU TAKE IT EASY ON THE SMURFS? 150 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:25,894 (SIGHS DEEPLY) THEY MAKE US A FORTUNE. 151 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:27,623 LET'S GET BACK TO TALKING ABOUT ROMAN. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE... 152 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:29,288 FIRST ON TV, NOW ON ICE. 153 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:32,686 DAMN IT. (WHISPERS) THEY'RE TALENTED. 154 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,430 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT TO TAKE IT SLOW WITH ROMAN. 155 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:47,438 I LIVE ALONE, AND I LIKE IT THAT WAY. 156 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,078 I DON'T EVEN LET WOMEN I SLEEP WITH STAY OVER, 157 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:52,752 AND THEY'RE WAY HOTTER THAN YOU ARE... MOST OF 'EM. 158 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:54,923 YOU CAN STAY WITH ME FOR TWO DAYS, AND THAT'S IT. 159 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:56,919 YES! 160 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:00,319 (CHUCKLES) 161 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,562 I BROUGHT DESSERT. 162 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:08,234 (CANDY BARS THUD) 163 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:10,295 OH, MY GOD. 164 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:13,473 THIS IS AMAZING. HOW DID YOU DO ALL OF THIS? 165 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:15,174 WELL, I HAD A LITTLE HELP. 166 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:18,005 IF YOU GUYS WANT A SOUFFLE, I NEED TO KNOW NOW. 167 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,013 WE'RE GOOD. THANKS. 168 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,546 (CRACKLING) ENJOY. 169 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:27,483 (ROMANTIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 170 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,123 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 171 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:34,759 (WHISPERS) HEY. 172 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:36,462 (NORMAL VOICE) CAN I SPEND THE NIGHT IN HERE WITH YOU? 173 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:37,594 HMM. 174 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:39,831 NO. 175 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:42,133 BUT YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW I'M IN HERE... 176 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:44,525 EXCEPT FOR THE HUMMING... 177 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:46,528 AND A LITTLE SWEATING. 178 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,340 ROMAN, YOU CAN'T SPEND THE NIGHT IN HERE. 179 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,801 YOU'RE A GROWN MAN, AND YOU'RE ALSO A MAN. 180 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:53,311 SO FOR THE LAST TIME, GO SLEEP ON THE COUCH. 181 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,777 I HEAR YA. I DO. 182 00:07:56,844 --> 00:08:00,784 IT'S JUST, I KNOW MYSELF, AND SLEEPING ALONE IN A NEW PLACE... 183 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:02,978 IT'S GONNA TRIGGER MY NIGHT TERRORS. 184 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:05,220 HOW DO I PUT THIS? HOW DO I CONVEY TO YOU... 185 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,090 GET OUT. 186 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:14,663 BEN? GET OUT. 187 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,058 (WHIMPERS) 188 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:18,925 AAH! 189 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,167 AAH! 190 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:22,999 AH. 191 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:24,774 (SCREAMING) 192 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:41,786 WHAT, UH... ARE YOU DOING? 193 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,855 I'M LURKING. 194 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:46,094 WELL, YOU'RE NOT DOING A VERY GOOD JOB. I SPOTTED YOU RIGHT AWAY. 195 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:49,299 BENJAMIN, ONE OF THESE LITTLE BLUE FREAKS SCRATCHED MY CAR 196 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:52,672 OR USED MY COFFEE CUP, AND I CAN'T FIND MY FAVORITE PEN. 197 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:55,773 IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I FEARED. WE'RE IN THEIR WORLD NOW. 198 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:58,506 YEAH. IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GONNA PLAY THROUGH. 199 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:00,112 WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT ROMAN. 200 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:03,113 OKAY, JUST DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT ME. OKAY. 201 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,676 HOW DID YOUR SLEEPOVER GO? 202 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,905 NOT WELL. DON'T BE CRYPTIC. HOW DID IT GO? 203 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:10,080 NOT WELL. YOU SEE? WAS THAT SO HARD TO SAY? 204 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:12,290 I THINK ROMAN NEEDS TO BE WITH FAMILY, 205 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,352 YOU KNOW, SOMEONE HE'S CLOSE TO... SHH. 206 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:16,221 BENJAMIN, 207 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,329 AFTER THE DEATH OF MAURICE COHEN, MY FIFTH HUSBAND, 208 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:22,001 I ENDED UP CHASING THE BITCH GODDESS SUCCESS... 209 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:26,132 I'M AFRAID, AT THE EXPENSE OF A HUSKY LITTLE BOY... 210 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:28,539 (SIGHS) WITH A HUSKY LITTLE HEART. 211 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:29,642 (EXHALES) 212 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:31,914 YOU KNOW WHAT, BENJAMIN? 213 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:33,342 I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT ROMAN ANYMORE, 214 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,566 ESPECIALLY NOT THIS WEEK. 215 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,450 WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME A MOMENT? YEAH. 216 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:43,748 (GRUNTS) (THUD) 217 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:46,687 I'VE GOT A MESSAGE FOR YOU AND ALL YOUR LITTLE SMURF FRIENDS. 218 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:49,324 SO, UH, WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER? 219 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:51,189 (GRUNTS) YEAH. OKAY. 220 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,788 (GRUNTS) 221 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:55,830 OKAY. (PUNCH THUDS) 222 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:58,896 OKAY, I JUST WANNA SAY I KNOW I'M NOT PERFECT. 223 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,326 I EAT CANDY BARS IN BED. 224 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,140 I NEVER VOTE OR FLOSS. (MAN SPEAKING IN SPANISH ON TAPE) 225 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:05,542 I DON'T WANNA PUT A STRING BETWEEN MY TEETH, OKAY? I JUST DON'T. AND I... 226 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,335 MAN ON TAPE: GRACIAS. 227 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,837 ARE YOU GIVING BLOOD IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR HOMELESS DRIVE... 228 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,808 WHILE LEARNING SPANISH? 229 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:14,783 ES CIERTO. 230 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,848 MIRA, BONITA... 231 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:20,247 BEING IN A NEW RELATIONSHIP ISN'T EASY, 232 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,690 BUT THE BUBBLE MAN COMES TWICE A NIGHT. 233 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:26,834 THEN IT IS OFFICIALLY BUBBLE TIME. 234 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,931 WHAT? 235 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,797 HOW MUCH BLOOD HAVE YOU GIVEN? 236 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:34,865 I ALWAYS GIVE HALF A PINT MORE THAN THEY SAY IS SAFE. 237 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,635 BUT I WILL BE FINE 238 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:41,214 JUST AS SOON AS I HAVE SOME OF THIS ORANGE JUICE. 239 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:42,314 UNLESS YOU WANT IT. 240 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,246 NO. BUT THAT... THAT IS SO NICE OF YOU. 241 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,383 OH, MY GOD. I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE. 242 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,245 IS THAT YOU, BUBBLE MAN? 243 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,956 ROMAN? 244 00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,385 REMEMBER OUR "DON'T TOUCH MY THINGS 245 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,259 "WHEN YOU HAVE MAPLE SYRUP ON YOUR HANDS, 246 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:04,398 "AND YOU ALWAYS HAVE MAPLE SYRUP ON YOUR HANDS" RULE? 247 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:06,002 SORRY. 248 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:10,035 OH! 249 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,373 YOU HAVE AN AMAZING GAME SYSTEM. 250 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:15,079 YEAH. MY SISTER GOT ME THAT SO I'D PLAY WITH MY NEPHEW, 251 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:17,282 BUT HE'S 4 AND BORING. 252 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,808 MAN, I... I HATE THE BUDGET. 253 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,620 THIS IS THE WORST PART OF MY JOB. I HATE IT. 254 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,492 HEY, IF I HELP YOU FINISH, CAN WE PLAY A VIDEO GAME? 255 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,862 THIS IS COMPLICATED. IT'S NOT JUST REVENUE. 256 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,891 THIS IS FIXED ASSETS AND NON OPERATING INCOME 257 00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:32,257 AND MARKETING BUDGETS AND... 258 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,255 ROMAN, WHAT ARE YOU... ROMAN... (GRUNTS) 259 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,002 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 260 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:39,374 THIS IS IMPORTANT. STOP IT. 261 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,102 NO, NO. WAIT. NO, NO, NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 262 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,668 WHAT ARE YOU... WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 263 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,245 I'M DONE. 264 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:58,387 CAN WE PLAY A VIDEO GAME? 265 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,617 WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF A MATH SAVANT 266 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,419 OR AN IDIOT OR WHATEVER THAT IS? 267 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,431 UH, I DID SPEND A SUMMER IN EUROPE. 268 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,158 I SEE. 269 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,330 WELL, YOU'VE EARNED IT. ARE ANY OF THESE ANY GOOD? 270 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,500 YEAH, THIS ONE'S AWESOME. SORRY. MAPLE SYRUP. MAPLE... 271 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,214 (BELL TINKLING) (BEEPING) 272 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,542 I LIKE YOSHI. I LIKE HIM, 273 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,008 AND HE CAN REALLY ROUND THE CURVES ON DONKEY KONG MOUNTAIN. 274 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,607 YEAH, BUT HE'S A JOKE ON PEACH BEACH. TOTALLY. 275 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:28,550 YES! (GROANS) 276 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:30,115 YES! 277 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,118 HEY, YOU EVER PLAYED CUP HANDS? 278 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,856 NO. LET'S PLAY CUP HANDS! 279 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,893 CUP LEFT! (GRUNTS) GOT IT. 280 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,958 NICE GRAB. YEAH! CUP RIGHT. 281 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,257 GOT IT. CUP HEADS. 282 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,029 OH! GOT IT! CUP RIGHT! 283 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,304 (LAMP SHATTERS) 284 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,036 OH, MAN. OH, GOD. 285 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,541 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? WE'RE GONNA BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE. 286 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,413 WAIT. THAT'S MY LAMP. 287 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,205 OKAY, UH, TRUTH OR DARE? 288 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,847 (INHALES DEEPLY) TRUTH. 289 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,712 YOU SAY "TRUTH" EVERY TIME. 290 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,280 OH! JUST... I'M AFRAID OF THE DARE. 291 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:06,320 I WANT TO BOND SO BAD. I'M JUST SO AFRAID OF THAT DARE. 292 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,816 YEAH. OKAY, TRUTH... WHAT IS YOUR DEEPEST, DARKEST FEAR? 293 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,520 AND DON'T SAY "JELL-O" AGAIN. 294 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,385 HMM. 295 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,196 I'M AFRAID I'LL NEVER GET CLOSE TO MY MOM. 296 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,936 OH. 297 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:25,912 WELL, I'M NOT PROMISING ANYTHING, BUT MAYBE I COULD... 298 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,613 HELP YOU OUT WITH THAT. 299 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,138 REALLY? 300 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,610 YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME? 301 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,045 YEAH. 302 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,524 THANKS, MAN. 303 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,623 (LAMP SHATTERS) 304 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,654 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 305 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,019 I THOUGHT THAT WAS OUR THING. 306 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,870 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT ROMAN. 307 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:58,265 I CAN'T. I GOT A REPORT THAT A SMURF WAS SNOOPING AROUND THE BOILER ROOM. 308 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,668 IT DOESN'T SMELL RIGHT. 309 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:02,779 I TELL YOU, IT JUST DOESN'T SMELL RIGHT. 310 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,712 AND IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER. 311 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:08,015 THERE YOU ARE. HEY, I'M HAVING A LITTLE... 312 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,681 I CAN'T PRETEND TO LISTEN TO YOUR PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW. WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT ME. 313 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,250 WHAT'S WRONG? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG. 314 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,149 SOMETHING'S HAPPENING TO ME. 315 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:17,021 ROMAN IS VERY SAD ABOUT HIS MOTHER, AND THAT MAKES ME SAD. 316 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,190 CRYSTAL IS VERY, VERY UPSET ABOUT A LITTLE BLUE PERSON. 317 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,700 THAT MAKES ME UPSET. IT'S JUST OCCURRING TO ME NOW, 318 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,402 I'M ACTUALLY CURIOUS HOW YOUR NIGHT WENT WITH ALONZO. 319 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,995 WHAT THE HELL'S HAPPENING TO ME? 320 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,797 YOU'RE BECOMING AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING. 321 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,738 WELL, I DON'T LIKE IT. 322 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,840 (BAG RUSTLES) HEY! WE STARTED THE GIVEAWAY DOWNSTAIRS. 323 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:38,379 WE GOT A GREAT TURNOUT. AWESOME. 324 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,345 CAN YOU BELIEVE I WORE THIS CRAP? 325 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,553 UH-OH. UH-OH. THE '80S WAS A CRUEL DECADE. 326 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:43,645 (LAUGHS) 327 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,092 YOU OKAY? 328 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,924 YEAH, I'M... I'M FINE. 329 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,190 DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? 330 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:55,529 NO, NO. IT'S... IT'S NOTHING YOU DID. YOU'RE... YOU'RE PERFECT. 331 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,255 GO ON. GO... GO SAVE THE WORLD. 332 00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:58,834 AH. 333 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,768 OH, MY GOD. 334 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,303 WHEN DID YOU EVER WEAR THAT? 335 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,869 AT MY WEDDING. 336 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,876 YOU... YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE NEVER MARRIED. 337 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:11,477 UH... 338 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,048 YEAH. 339 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,916 BEN, I JUST GOT A MESSAGE FROM PAPA SMURF. 340 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,189 HE SAYS THAT THEY ARE SMURFING THE SHOW TONIGHT. 341 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,357 OKAY. 342 00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:27,933 WAIT. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 343 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,955 IT'S THEIR CUTE WAY OF SAYING THAT THEY'RE CANCELING 344 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,130 BECAUSE YOU'RE IN SMURF OF CONTRACT, 345 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,799 WHICH MEANS "BREACH OF CONTRACT." 346 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,337 SEE HOW THEY DO THAT? 347 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,803 YES, I'M FOLLOWING IT. 348 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,840 CRYSTAL WON'T LET THEM TAKE THE ICE FOR PRACTICE. 349 00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:42,036 THE SHOW IS PACKING UP THEIR STUFF RIGHT NOW. 350 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,909 WELL, I GOTTA GO DOWN THERE. WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE A NIGHT OF REVENUES, 351 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,808 NOT TO MENTION DISAPPOINTING ALL THE LITTLE KIDS 352 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:49,379 AND THE CREEPY ADULTS THAT SHOW UP ON THEIR OWN. 353 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,123 BEN, IF IT HELPS... 354 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,745 THERE ARE THINGS THAT WE CAN DO TO SMURFS... 355 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,291 UNTRACEABLE THINGS. 356 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,394 WE ARE SO SMURFED. 357 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,203 IT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY CALM AT A MOMENT LIKE THIS. 358 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,069 WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE HELL? 359 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:14,108 OH. ALONZO'S CLOTHING DRIVE GAVE ME AN IDEA. 360 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,144 WHAT'S THE BEST CLOTHING? SHOES. 361 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,249 WHAT'S THE BEST TYPE OF SHOES? SKATES. 362 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,781 SO WE'RE HAVING A HOMELESS SKATE. 363 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:21,806 THAT'S THE NEXT LOGICAL STEP. 364 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,881 WHAT, YOU NEVER HEARD OF A HOMELESS SKATE? NO, I HAVEN'T. 365 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,820 AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY 'CAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST. 366 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:29,356 UM, IS THERE ANY FOOD? 367 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:33,832 NO, BUT SKATE LIKE THE WIND, MY FRIEND THAT HAS NO HOME. 368 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:39,403 I KNOW THAT SOMETHING IS GOING ON WITH YOU AND ROMAN AND ICE AND SMURFS. 369 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:40,826 I HAVE NOT CONNECTED THE DOTS YET, 370 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,270 BUT I'M GOING AROUND AND AROUND IN MY HEAD 371 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,535 AND COMING UP WITH SOME PRETTY DARK SCENARIOS. 372 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,674 WHAT I DO KNOW IS, SOMETHING IS BOTHERING YOU. 373 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,339 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME? 374 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:51,878 AND THEN MAYBE I COULD HELP YOU, BECAUSE I DO THAT NOW. 375 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,006 THIS IS GONNA SOUND CRAZY... 376 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,922 I KNOW THAT ALREADY. 377 00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:59,523 BUT ROMAN IS THE REASON WHY I HAVE THIS... 378 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,516 THIS ANIMOSITY TOWARD THE SMURFS. 379 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,518 AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANNA CALL IT IRRATIONAL... 380 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,830 I DO. BUT I KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM. 381 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,526 YOU SEE, YEARS AGO, 382 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,995 I HAD A PROMISING CAREER AS AN ICE DANCER... 383 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,274 A FEATURED DANCER IN "SMURFS ON ICE." 384 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,703 AND I WAS GOOD, BEN. I WAS REALLY GOOD. 385 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:19,013 AND THEN, LIFE GOT IN THE WAY. 386 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,840 I GOT PREGNANT WITH ROMAN, AND, UM, 387 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:26,310 I HAD TO LEAVE THE SHOW. 388 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,549 AND AFTER THAT, I, UH... 389 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,846 I... (SCOFFS) 390 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:35,658 NEVER REALLY SUCCEEDED AS AN ICE DANCER OR A MOTHER. 391 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,264 (CRYING) 392 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,725 OH. DON'T... 393 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,603 (CONTINUES CRYING) 394 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,101 YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE 395 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,796 TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT ABOUT ONE OF THOSE THINGS NOW. 396 00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,068 OH, BENJAMIN. I TORE MY A.C.L. 397 00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:53,138 I CAN'T EVER SKATE AT A PROFESSIONAL LEVEL AGAIN. 398 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,606 ROMAN. HMM. 399 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,078 I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. (CHUCKLES) 400 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,620 ROMAN? 401 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,622 IT'S MAMA. 402 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,917 BEN, ALONZO JUST TOLD ME 403 00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,489 HE HAS AN EX-WIFE THAT HE LIED TO ME ABOUT. 404 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,359 HE... HE SAID IT WAS A BAD MARRIAGE 405 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,097 AND SO HE WAS ASHAMED TO TELL ME. 406 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,703 OH, GOD. AL, I'M SO SORRY. 407 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:22,435 HE LIED TO ME, BEN. ISN'T THAT GREAT? 408 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:25,372 HE'S NOT PERFECT. HE'S A BIG FAT LIAR! OH! 409 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,709 YOU GO, GIRL! 410 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,579 I HOPE I NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN. 411 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,545 (BOTH CHUCKLE) HEY, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? 412 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,489 CRYSTAL: BEN, 413 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,821 ROMAN AND I HAVE HAD A NICE TALK, 414 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,887 AND I'VE ASKED HIM TO MOVE IN WITH ME. 415 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,855 HEY, THAT'S GREAT. 416 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,294 YEAH, BUT I SAID NO BECAUSE THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT, 417 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,660 AND I DON'T WANT TO MOVE TOO QUICKLY. 418 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,498 SO I TOLD HIM HE WAS FREE TO STAY WITH YOU. 419 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,771 IF THAT'S OKAY WITH ME. 420 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,332 WHAT? 421 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,701 IF THAT'S OKAY WITH ME. 422 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:57,899 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 423 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:01,338 IF THAT'S OKAY WITH ME. 424 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:04,578 OKAY, YOU'RE JUST NOT MAKING ANY SENSE. I HAVE WORK TO DO. 425 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,405 BYE. 426 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,020 LISTEN, I GOTTA GO... 427 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,082 TALK THE SMURFS INTO COMING BACK AND DOING A SHOW, 428 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,421 SO WE'LL... 429 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,486 HEY, WAIT. UH, WHAT ABOUT US? 430 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,826 (WHISPERS) I DON'T WANNA... 431 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:21,961 (NORMAL VOICE) I WANT TO... I LIKE TO... I WANT TO LIVE ALONE, ROMAN. 432 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,798 YEAH! SO DO I. 433 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,503 LET'S LIVE ALONE TOGETHER. 434 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,165 (WHISPERS) I DON'T WANT... 435 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,372 (NORMAL VOICE) YOU CAN STAY TWO MORE DAYS. 436 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:33,742 YES! 437 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:36,136 YEAH! (LAUGHS) OKAY. WHEN DOES THIS END? 438 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:39,649 YEAH! (LAUGHS) OKAY, COUPLE OF NEW GROUND RULES, THOUGH... 439 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,452 NO NUDITY... UH-HUH. 440 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:46,194 NO SLEEPING IN MY BED, NO NUDITY, AND REALLY, NO NUDITY. 441 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:50,163 AH. I'LL TRY. THAT'S THE BEST I CAN DO. 442 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:51,723 OKAY. OKAY. 443 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,591 THANKS. 444 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:56,830 COME HERE! HA HA! I GOT A HOME! 445 00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,227 OH, NO! 446 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,670 I AM SORRY. 447 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,265 I'M SORRY. 448 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:11,743 GREAT SHOW TONIGHT. 449 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,811 AND I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU DOING THIS. 450 00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:21,747 (EXHALES) 451 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,686 IF ROMAN IS GOING TO STAY WITH YOU, 452 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,027 HE HAS SOME DEMANDS OF HIS OWN. 453 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,299 PAJAMA FRIDAYS, 454 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:31,931 EXCLUSIVE USE OF THE BATH BETWEEN 7:00 TO 9:00 FOR NON BATHING PURPOSES, 455 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,498 AND ONE NINJA ATTACK A DAY, WITHOUT WARNING. 456 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,697 WELL, NO TO ALL OF THOSE. 457 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,199 AND WHY DIDN'T HE TELL ME HIMSELF? 458 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,041 I DIDN'T WANT IT TO GET WEIRD BETWEEN US. 459 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,567 HMM. 460 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,709 (MUSIC PLAYS) 461 00:20:43,759 --> 00:20:48,309 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33545

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