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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,141 --> 00:00:04,476 Previously on "Good Girls"... 2 00:00:04,501 --> 00:00:06,007 Dear, Dean, I'm going to tell you 3 00:00:06,032 --> 00:00:07,946 exactly what to do and how to do it. 4 00:00:07,977 --> 00:00:09,644 I know how we're going to wash that money. 5 00:00:09,687 --> 00:00:11,912 - We're robbing, Stan. - It's an armored truck. 6 00:00:11,937 --> 00:00:14,401 - Swap fake for real. - Yo, Neil! 7 00:00:14,442 --> 00:00:16,675 [dramatic music] 8 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:18,720 I can't stop thinking about you. 9 00:00:18,755 --> 00:00:20,017 He wants more than dinner. 10 00:00:20,042 --> 00:00:22,324 DL Dave, you know, he and I were, like, all over. 11 00:00:22,359 --> 00:00:23,558 I mean, like, everywhere. 12 00:00:23,593 --> 00:00:25,060 - You want it to be her? - Yes. 13 00:00:25,095 --> 00:00:26,828 Get me something to convince a DA. 14 00:00:26,863 --> 00:00:28,834 Selling hot tubs in my class? 15 00:00:28,874 --> 00:00:31,208 Kahuna Spas would love to be part of the ride. 16 00:00:31,268 --> 00:00:32,968 He's walking right into it. 17 00:00:33,004 --> 00:00:34,503 That's 'cause he has no idea what's going on. 18 00:00:34,538 --> 00:00:36,805 - I got the account. - That's great! 19 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:38,640 I also had to give him the books. 20 00:00:38,675 --> 00:00:40,542 Dean Boland, you're under arrest. 21 00:00:40,569 --> 00:00:42,502 Dean, I'll explain everything. 22 00:00:42,527 --> 00:00:44,670 - Wait, what am I under arrest for? - [car doors slam] 23 00:00:45,749 --> 00:00:47,582 [hip-hop in background] 24 00:00:47,618 --> 00:00:49,250 Can I help you? 25 00:00:49,285 --> 00:00:50,552 ♪ ♪ 26 00:00:50,587 --> 00:00:52,687 Yeah, I'm gonna need a refill. 27 00:00:52,723 --> 00:00:54,756 We don't do that. 28 00:00:54,791 --> 00:00:56,992 You do for Mountain Dew. 29 00:00:57,027 --> 00:00:59,160 It's not the same. 30 00:00:59,195 --> 00:01:00,829 Haven't I seen you 31 00:01:00,864 --> 00:01:02,330 - at our games before? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 32 00:01:02,365 --> 00:01:03,632 Yeah, suck it! 33 00:01:03,667 --> 00:01:05,099 - [laughter] - You serious with that? 34 00:01:05,135 --> 00:01:06,914 - Hey! - Yeah, you're a cheerleader, right? 35 00:01:06,939 --> 00:01:09,908 - Can you do something about your friends? - Hey, ass face! 36 00:01:09,947 --> 00:01:11,272 Hey, you dick! 37 00:01:11,306 --> 00:01:12,640 There you go! 38 00:01:12,676 --> 00:01:14,042 Oh, bull's-eye! 39 00:01:14,068 --> 00:01:15,200 [laughter] 40 00:01:15,225 --> 00:01:17,545 Yeah, that's right! You better keep running! 41 00:01:17,580 --> 00:01:19,547 - Hurry! - Go, go, go! 42 00:01:19,582 --> 00:01:21,248 ♪ ♪ 43 00:01:21,283 --> 00:01:23,928 [upbeat music] 44 00:01:23,953 --> 00:01:27,254 ♪ I want you, aah, aah ♪ 45 00:01:27,289 --> 00:01:30,257 ♪ Hey ♪ 46 00:01:30,284 --> 00:01:32,860 - ♪ I wanna wake up ♪ - [bell dings] 47 00:01:32,895 --> 00:01:34,228 Pigs. 48 00:01:34,296 --> 00:01:36,530 Smarter than dogs, right? 49 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,266 Still gross. 50 00:01:39,301 --> 00:01:41,602 Yeah, well, so are my friends. 51 00:01:41,637 --> 00:01:43,136 [LL Cool J's "Around the Way Girl"] 52 00:01:43,172 --> 00:01:44,972 Oh, no. 53 00:01:45,007 --> 00:01:46,273 Oh, no. 54 00:01:46,308 --> 00:01:47,908 ♪ ♪ 55 00:01:47,944 --> 00:01:49,142 What? 56 00:01:49,178 --> 00:01:50,778 Every time I hear this song, 57 00:01:50,813 --> 00:01:52,813 just really weird things happen. 58 00:01:52,849 --> 00:01:55,215 Look, I just, I can't be responsible 59 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:56,817 for anything I might do, okay? 60 00:01:56,853 --> 00:01:58,285 [laughs] 61 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:01,021 ♪ I want a girl with extensions in her hair ♪ 62 00:02:01,056 --> 00:02:03,123 ♪ Bamboo earrings, at least two pair ♪ 63 00:02:03,158 --> 00:02:04,291 ♪ A Fendi bag ♪ 64 00:02:04,326 --> 00:02:05,692 [laughs] Okay, stop, I need that back. 65 00:02:05,719 --> 00:02:07,670 No, it's okay, don't worry about it. I got, I got it, look. 66 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:10,084 - ♪ I need an around ♪ - [laughs] 67 00:02:10,117 --> 00:02:13,888 - ♪ An around the way girl ♪ - [laughing] 68 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:17,737 ♪ She's the only one for me ♪ 69 00:02:17,772 --> 00:02:21,308 - ♪ I need an around the way girl ♪ - It was Elizabeth, right? 70 00:02:21,343 --> 00:02:23,043 Beth. 71 00:02:23,078 --> 00:02:24,444 Okay, well, I'm Dean. 72 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,313 I know. 73 00:02:26,348 --> 00:02:27,580 You do? 74 00:02:27,616 --> 00:02:30,183 [laughs] You're the quarterback. 75 00:02:30,219 --> 00:02:32,319 Yeah, I know. 76 00:02:32,354 --> 00:02:33,753 [laughs] 77 00:02:33,788 --> 00:02:36,056 And don't worry about this. I got it, okay? 78 00:02:36,091 --> 00:02:38,091 [laughs] 79 00:02:38,127 --> 00:02:44,764 ♪ ♪ 80 00:02:44,799 --> 00:02:46,699 [buzzer] 81 00:02:46,735 --> 00:02:49,869 [overhead lights buzzing] 82 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:05,818 - [click] - Can you hear me? 83 00:03:10,559 --> 00:03:12,792 How'd you sleep? 84 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:16,729 I didn't. 85 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:25,370 This was this morning. 86 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:28,640 Jane went to school full Elsa. 87 00:03:29,944 --> 00:03:31,910 Kenny's in Kalamazoo at his tournament. 88 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:34,846 Do they know? 89 00:03:37,952 --> 00:03:39,184 Not yet. 90 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:49,394 And the accounts are frozen, so... 91 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:52,598 you might be here a minute. 92 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:56,534 Tell me one thing. 93 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:03,241 Was he part of it? 94 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:09,814 Beth. 95 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,722 The whole time? 96 00:04:23,462 --> 00:04:25,596 I love you. 97 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:29,800 We're finished here. 98 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:33,004 I'm gonna fix this, okay? I promise. 99 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:34,505 How? 100 00:04:38,310 --> 00:04:40,552 [buzzer] 101 00:04:40,576 --> 00:04:43,052 -- Subs by kinglouisxx -- for www.addic7ed.com 102 00:04:43,106 --> 00:04:45,156 [door slams] 103 00:04:45,184 --> 00:04:47,918 [chatter] 104 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:51,555 - That from the minibar? - Mm-hmm. 105 00:04:54,126 --> 00:04:56,260 - Is he talking? - So it's just a coincidence 106 00:04:56,295 --> 00:04:57,727 that you're eating corn nuts 107 00:04:57,763 --> 00:04:59,929 which are now gone from the corn nuts slot. 108 00:05:02,034 --> 00:05:04,468 You can take it from my room. 109 00:05:04,503 --> 00:05:05,636 Did you get anything out of him? 110 00:05:05,671 --> 00:05:06,670 - Not a word. - Get me in there. 111 00:05:06,705 --> 00:05:08,138 What's the point? 112 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:09,939 You're already getting a new office. 113 00:05:09,975 --> 00:05:11,107 - I am? - Out of the basement. 114 00:05:11,143 --> 00:05:12,476 - With a window? - Pack your bags. 115 00:05:12,511 --> 00:05:13,810 Five minutes. 116 00:05:13,845 --> 00:05:16,012 Take the W and call it a day. 117 00:05:16,048 --> 00:05:18,415 - He's protecting her. - Why would he do that? 118 00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:19,916 'Cause he has no idea what she's gotten into. 119 00:05:19,951 --> 00:05:22,619 They've been married for 20 years. 120 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:23,820 So have you. 121 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:31,127 What's that? 122 00:05:32,831 --> 00:05:34,698 Your wife has no idea 123 00:05:34,733 --> 00:05:37,567 who you've gotten into. 124 00:05:39,037 --> 00:05:40,170 But I do. 125 00:05:40,205 --> 00:05:43,073 Because he's a real chatty Kathy. 126 00:05:45,376 --> 00:05:48,511 Are you really doing this? 127 00:05:48,546 --> 00:05:50,580 Just give me five minutes alone. 128 00:05:52,984 --> 00:05:54,818 I didn't know you had it in you. 129 00:05:54,853 --> 00:05:56,753 But I know everything that's... 130 00:05:56,788 --> 00:05:58,855 All right, all right, all right, enough. 131 00:05:58,890 --> 00:06:01,057 You got your five minutes. 132 00:06:03,294 --> 00:06:06,730 Leave the money for the corn nuts on top of the minibar. 133 00:06:10,202 --> 00:06:12,602 [sighs] 134 00:06:13,238 --> 00:06:16,839 So I'm sure you all have a lot of questions, 135 00:06:16,874 --> 00:06:18,741 and I'm going to do my very best 136 00:06:18,776 --> 00:06:20,542 to answer each and every one of them. 137 00:06:20,577 --> 00:06:23,411 [upbeat music] 138 00:06:23,447 --> 00:06:24,980 Where's Dean at? 139 00:06:25,015 --> 00:06:29,818 - He is a hot tub conference. - A very important one. 140 00:06:29,854 --> 00:06:31,120 Are we in trouble? 141 00:06:31,155 --> 00:06:32,955 No, no, no, no. 142 00:06:32,990 --> 00:06:34,556 Just a little misunderstanding... 143 00:06:34,591 --> 00:06:36,691 [plates crashing] 144 00:06:36,727 --> 00:06:38,560 With our taxes. 145 00:06:38,595 --> 00:06:40,528 Can we FaceTime him? 146 00:06:40,564 --> 00:06:41,563 Ooh. [sucks teeth] 147 00:06:41,598 --> 00:06:43,899 There's not real good reception in, um... 148 00:06:43,934 --> 00:06:45,433 - Uh, North Pole. - Yeah. 149 00:06:45,469 --> 00:06:47,770 He's with Santa? 150 00:06:47,805 --> 00:06:49,571 So if you all just hang tight, 151 00:06:49,606 --> 00:06:51,306 we will have this all cleared up, 152 00:06:51,341 --> 00:06:53,041 and we'll get back to work in a jiff. 153 00:06:53,077 --> 00:06:55,077 Does this count as vacation days? 154 00:06:55,112 --> 00:06:57,111 Think of it like a snow day. 155 00:06:57,147 --> 00:07:00,815 Just enjoy yourself. Take a little me time. 156 00:07:00,850 --> 00:07:02,616 But you're still paying us, right? 157 00:07:02,652 --> 00:07:05,987 ♪ ♪ 158 00:07:06,022 --> 00:07:08,555 - I miss Gayle. - When's he coming back? 159 00:07:08,591 --> 00:07:10,557 Uh, as soon as it's over. 160 00:07:10,593 --> 00:07:13,261 - When's that? - When he's done. 161 00:07:13,296 --> 00:07:15,797 - When's that? - Who wants another slice? 162 00:07:15,832 --> 00:07:18,132 He really screwed the pooch, huh? 163 00:07:20,636 --> 00:07:23,137 Anything I can do to help my homie, 164 00:07:23,173 --> 00:07:25,306 let me know. 165 00:07:25,341 --> 00:07:27,608 - [grunts] - Where is our mom? 166 00:07:27,643 --> 00:07:30,812 She's, um, helping your dad. 167 00:07:32,381 --> 00:07:35,249 I need a loan. 168 00:07:35,285 --> 00:07:37,617 For what? 169 00:07:37,652 --> 00:07:39,052 Bail. 170 00:07:39,087 --> 00:07:41,154 Yeah, that's not my thing. 171 00:07:42,624 --> 00:07:44,057 I need to get him out. 172 00:07:44,092 --> 00:07:46,293 Nah. You need a fall guy 173 00:07:46,328 --> 00:07:47,760 if you're ever trying to make money again. 174 00:07:47,796 --> 00:07:49,629 It's not his fault. 175 00:07:49,663 --> 00:07:52,164 I told you to be smart, right? 176 00:07:52,201 --> 00:07:53,261 I was. 177 00:07:53,286 --> 00:07:55,235 Then how'd they get your books? 178 00:07:56,671 --> 00:07:58,638 He didn't know. 179 00:07:58,673 --> 00:08:00,506 Why he's the perfect fall guy. 180 00:08:00,542 --> 00:08:02,642 He didn't do anything! 181 00:08:02,677 --> 00:08:04,711 That's what makes it beautiful. 182 00:08:06,481 --> 00:08:08,949 Got nothing to say. 183 00:08:12,855 --> 00:08:16,890 Look, they'll cut a deal. Three years, club Fed. 184 00:08:16,925 --> 00:08:18,958 - What about my kids? - Visitation. 185 00:08:18,993 --> 00:08:21,055 - What about me? - Your boy will come back 186 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:23,929 in better shape than when he went in. 187 00:08:23,965 --> 00:08:25,097 Might even want to hit it again. 188 00:08:25,124 --> 00:08:27,024 There's gotta be a way to get him out! 189 00:08:27,068 --> 00:08:29,168 Do the crime, do the time. 190 00:08:30,338 --> 00:08:31,871 But nothing ever sticks to you. 191 00:08:31,906 --> 00:08:34,807 Yeah, I got luck on my side. 192 00:08:38,613 --> 00:08:41,581 Maybe you do too. 193 00:08:41,616 --> 00:08:43,082 What's that mean? 194 00:08:43,117 --> 00:08:44,917 Sink that eight ball. 195 00:08:44,952 --> 00:08:46,886 Corner pocket, I'll cover his bail. 196 00:08:49,391 --> 00:08:51,323 [laughs] 197 00:08:51,359 --> 00:08:52,625 I don't play pool. 198 00:08:52,660 --> 00:08:54,427 And I don't do loans. 199 00:09:11,612 --> 00:09:13,378 [sighs] 200 00:09:22,755 --> 00:09:26,424 [soft, uneasy music] 201 00:09:26,459 --> 00:09:30,728 ♪ ♪ 202 00:09:30,763 --> 00:09:33,998 - Like that? - Yeah, just like that. 203 00:09:36,669 --> 00:09:38,236 Just hit it straight, okay? 204 00:09:56,689 --> 00:09:57,898 Ha! I did it! 205 00:09:57,923 --> 00:09:59,590 - [laughs] - Lucky shot. 206 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:03,267 - No, a deal is a deal. - Yeah, you're right. 207 00:10:03,295 --> 00:10:06,063 Take it out of the cut you owe me. 208 00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:10,400 The place is swarming with secret service agents. 209 00:10:10,436 --> 00:10:11,835 So? 210 00:10:13,812 --> 00:10:16,154 So I can't wash, and I definitely can't print. 211 00:10:16,179 --> 00:10:18,175 We're shut down. 212 00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:21,937 [clicks tongue] That's why you need a fall guy. 213 00:10:37,723 --> 00:10:40,057 Mom bootcamp. 214 00:10:40,082 --> 00:10:41,647 That's what you get for exercising. 215 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,251 The bitch made me do her nails. 216 00:10:44,286 --> 00:10:46,652 Don't they have to tell you if they're cops? 217 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:49,722 - Only if you ask. - That's not a real thing, 218 00:10:49,758 --> 00:10:52,292 and she's secret service. 219 00:10:52,327 --> 00:10:55,201 How's Deansie holding up? 220 00:10:55,226 --> 00:10:56,592 He doesn't have his mouth guard 221 00:10:56,627 --> 00:11:00,262 or his sleep apnea machine, and his cellmate is in 222 00:11:00,298 --> 00:11:02,898 for trying to set a guy on fire. 223 00:11:02,933 --> 00:11:04,159 That good, huh? 224 00:11:04,222 --> 00:11:05,888 Ugh, pink flavor. 225 00:11:05,993 --> 00:11:09,228 - He can't be my fall guy. - Well, it can't be you. 226 00:11:09,308 --> 00:11:11,808 - It should. - You have four kids. 227 00:11:13,388 --> 00:11:14,424 So does he. 228 00:11:14,471 --> 00:11:16,137 Ugh, orange flavor. 229 00:11:16,173 --> 00:11:18,040 Stop biting into all of them. 230 00:11:19,409 --> 00:11:21,543 What kinda psycho gets somebody fruit chocolates? 231 00:11:21,579 --> 00:11:23,144 A hitman. 232 00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:25,180 The man is sending you chocolate now? 233 00:11:25,215 --> 00:11:27,182 I mean, kinda. 234 00:11:27,217 --> 00:11:29,350 He wants me to go on a job with him. 235 00:11:29,386 --> 00:11:31,386 - Where? - Fiji. 236 00:11:31,421 --> 00:11:33,889 [laughs] Maybe if these were caramels. 237 00:11:33,924 --> 00:11:36,257 I wish he'd just put a bullet in me. 238 00:11:36,293 --> 00:11:37,358 At this point 239 00:11:37,394 --> 00:11:39,094 I think you're looking at a little pickle tickle. 240 00:11:39,129 --> 00:11:41,897 - What am I gonna do? - Over the pants, real fast. 241 00:11:41,932 --> 00:11:43,431 About Dean. 242 00:11:46,803 --> 00:11:48,203 We'll figure something out. 243 00:11:50,407 --> 00:11:52,273 It's either him or me. 244 00:11:53,276 --> 00:11:54,875 Is it? 245 00:11:54,911 --> 00:11:56,544 Isn't it? 246 00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:58,446 On "First 48" people call in all the time 247 00:11:58,482 --> 00:12:00,181 to confess to crimes they didn't commit. 248 00:12:00,217 --> 00:12:01,616 Why would anyone do that? 249 00:12:01,651 --> 00:12:04,885 I don't know, weirdo loners with nothing to lose. 250 00:12:04,921 --> 00:12:07,788 Maybe being convicted gives them some purpose. 251 00:12:07,816 --> 00:12:10,283 Huh. 252 00:12:10,327 --> 00:12:12,360 Swimming, tennis, 253 00:12:12,395 --> 00:12:14,996 art classes. 254 00:12:15,031 --> 00:12:16,897 What kind of resort is this? 255 00:12:18,401 --> 00:12:20,135 Not a resort exactly. 256 00:12:20,162 --> 00:12:22,394 - [clacking] - Damn it! 257 00:12:24,273 --> 00:12:25,672 Can you take that upstairs? 258 00:12:25,707 --> 00:12:28,475 I mixed the trapezoid up with the rectangle again. 259 00:12:28,511 --> 00:12:30,244 I'm conducting business. 260 00:12:30,279 --> 00:12:31,911 Your aunt's just gonna send me right back down. 261 00:12:31,947 --> 00:12:33,213 She's napping. 262 00:12:33,249 --> 00:12:35,582 You're allowed in the parlor till 4:30. 263 00:12:35,618 --> 00:12:37,117 [sighs] 264 00:12:37,153 --> 00:12:39,453 - It's my room too. - [clacking] 265 00:12:42,958 --> 00:12:44,991 So what's the dillio? 266 00:12:45,027 --> 00:12:47,827 Well, think of it as a fresh start. 267 00:12:47,863 --> 00:12:50,197 We would pay off all your credit card debt 268 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,907 and throw in 100 grand for your trouble. 269 00:12:52,934 --> 00:12:56,036 - Paid in installments. - Yeah. 270 00:12:56,071 --> 00:12:58,204 Why would you do that for me? 271 00:12:58,239 --> 00:13:00,439 Well, you'd actually be doing it for me. 272 00:13:04,512 --> 00:13:05,945 It's a jail? 273 00:13:05,981 --> 00:13:07,480 With benefits! 274 00:13:07,515 --> 00:13:10,116 Except for the part where you can't leave. 275 00:13:10,152 --> 00:13:12,886 Bu-but I hear the library is exquisite. 276 00:13:12,921 --> 00:13:14,954 I know this is a huge ask, 277 00:13:14,990 --> 00:13:16,690 but you're the one who said 278 00:13:16,725 --> 00:13:19,559 you wanted to help out your homie. 279 00:13:20,729 --> 00:13:22,028 You wanna pay me more money 280 00:13:22,064 --> 00:13:24,397 than I've ever made in my entire life 281 00:13:24,432 --> 00:13:28,001 to have my own room, unlimited TV privileges, 282 00:13:28,036 --> 00:13:31,004 and vegan-friendly meals on an all male campus? 283 00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:36,508 What's the shower situation? 284 00:13:37,878 --> 00:13:41,013 Um, probably group. 285 00:13:46,220 --> 00:13:49,254 Well, how do we get this party started? 286 00:13:49,289 --> 00:13:53,139 Um, just confess I guess, right? 287 00:13:53,164 --> 00:13:54,436 - [laughs] - Well, I... 288 00:13:54,461 --> 00:13:57,696 I think he might actually need to do more than that. 289 00:13:57,732 --> 00:14:00,665 - Wait. What do you mean? - Well, they have Dean's name 290 00:14:00,701 --> 00:14:02,500 on all the accounts, 291 00:14:02,536 --> 00:14:04,970 so he may need to 292 00:14:05,005 --> 00:14:06,772 get caught with something way worse, 293 00:14:06,807 --> 00:14:08,973 you know, just to make sure. 294 00:14:09,008 --> 00:14:11,342 - [clacking] - Damn it! 295 00:14:11,377 --> 00:14:14,478 Chillax, man! You're gonna wake my aunt! 296 00:14:14,513 --> 00:14:16,080 [loud footsteps] 297 00:14:18,417 --> 00:14:21,518 Remember when calculators used to take AA? 298 00:14:21,554 --> 00:14:23,687 Remember when our calculators were our brain? 299 00:14:23,723 --> 00:14:25,223 [sighs] 300 00:14:25,258 --> 00:14:27,892 This is supposed to be the smart school, right? 301 00:14:27,927 --> 00:14:29,894 Maybe they're doing bigger math. 302 00:14:29,929 --> 00:14:32,063 Yeah, but who just has 303 00:14:32,098 --> 00:14:34,899 a lithium ion 2032 just laying around? 304 00:14:34,934 --> 00:14:36,267 A physicist? Cyborg? 305 00:14:38,171 --> 00:14:41,239 - Can I ask you something? - Yeah. 306 00:14:41,274 --> 00:14:43,307 I need to borrow some money. 307 00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:47,210 [sighs] Okay. 308 00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:52,716 It's more than 309 00:14:52,752 --> 00:14:54,585 you got on you. 310 00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:56,787 What's going on? 311 00:14:56,822 --> 00:14:59,956 And I'm gonna need it in 1s. 312 00:15:02,395 --> 00:15:04,027 I'm not stealing from the club. 313 00:15:04,062 --> 00:15:06,196 - It's for Dean. - Why do you need all 1s? 314 00:15:06,231 --> 00:15:09,933 - To get him out of it. - Beth put you up to this. 315 00:15:09,968 --> 00:15:11,835 - I offered. - Why? 316 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:15,005 Because when you were in jail, she did the same for you. 317 00:15:17,610 --> 00:15:19,609 [sighs] 318 00:15:21,613 --> 00:15:24,281 Think there's one of those batteries in my watch. 319 00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:28,819 [EDM] 320 00:15:28,854 --> 00:15:31,487 Stan, toss me the aloe. 321 00:15:31,523 --> 00:15:34,357 Okay. 322 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,626 [sighs] 323 00:15:36,661 --> 00:15:37,828 ♪ ♪ 324 00:15:37,863 --> 00:15:40,096 Oh, I think Mindy used it all. 325 00:15:40,132 --> 00:15:42,098 I got pole burn bad. 326 00:15:42,134 --> 00:15:43,766 How 'bout some ice? 327 00:15:43,802 --> 00:15:44,868 [Yelle's "Karaté"] 328 00:15:44,895 --> 00:15:47,429 [sighs] That's my song. 329 00:15:47,472 --> 00:15:49,272 Eesh, take it easy out there. 330 00:15:49,308 --> 00:15:51,241 Thanks, Stanimal. 331 00:15:51,268 --> 00:15:52,932 [singing in French] 332 00:15:52,957 --> 00:15:54,830 ♪ Ton kimono est un pyjama ♪ 333 00:15:54,869 --> 00:15:56,807 ♪ Ton kimono est un pyjama ♪ 334 00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:59,104 - ♪ Ton kimono est un pyjama ♪ - [beeping] 335 00:15:59,129 --> 00:16:00,475 ♪ Comment t'es sur le tatami ♪ 336 00:16:00,499 --> 00:16:02,459 ♪ Quand t'es pas caché, quand t'as pas d'amis ♪ 337 00:16:02,506 --> 00:16:04,310 ♪ Ton kimono est un pyjama ♪ 338 00:16:04,335 --> 00:16:05,593 ♪ Ton kimono est un pyjama ♪ 339 00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:07,189 Hey, buddy. 340 00:16:09,627 --> 00:16:12,362 Yo, Gene. 341 00:16:12,397 --> 00:16:15,164 - Got a sec? - Uh, yeah, man, 342 00:16:15,199 --> 00:16:16,399 I was just about to head back out to the floor. 343 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:19,268 George'll cover you. Have a seat. 344 00:16:19,303 --> 00:16:21,170 All right, can always make time for the boss. 345 00:16:23,908 --> 00:16:26,708 So what that wife of yours make you for lunch today, huh? 346 00:16:26,744 --> 00:16:29,177 [laughs] 347 00:16:29,212 --> 00:16:31,145 Uh, what was it today? 348 00:16:31,181 --> 00:16:33,181 Penne pasta 349 00:16:33,216 --> 00:16:35,484 with those little green balls. 350 00:16:35,519 --> 00:16:36,351 Peas? 351 00:16:36,387 --> 00:16:37,819 No, not those. The other ones, uh... 352 00:16:37,855 --> 00:16:39,020 Capers? 353 00:16:39,055 --> 00:16:41,623 Yep, there it is, those things. 354 00:16:41,658 --> 00:16:42,891 She treats you pretty good, huh? 355 00:16:42,926 --> 00:16:45,560 Yeah, man. She's the best. 356 00:16:45,596 --> 00:16:47,662 We treat you okay? 357 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:52,834 Uh, yeah. 358 00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:54,836 You happy here? 359 00:16:54,872 --> 00:16:56,471 Hey, man, listen. [laughs] 360 00:16:56,507 --> 00:16:58,172 I'm glad to have the job, you know? 361 00:16:58,208 --> 00:16:59,808 - Good to hear, buddy. - Yeah. 362 00:16:59,843 --> 00:17:02,242 So there's no reason you'd be upset with me. 363 00:17:03,579 --> 00:17:04,612 What? 364 00:17:04,647 --> 00:17:06,514 You'd tell me if you were having any problems. 365 00:17:06,549 --> 00:17:09,182 - For sure. - I got your back. 366 00:17:09,218 --> 00:17:11,485 - 100%. - You got mine? 367 00:17:14,857 --> 00:17:18,592 'Cause something's not adding up here, you know? 368 00:17:18,628 --> 00:17:21,862 A few weeks ago, that thing with the bank truck burning up. 369 00:17:21,898 --> 00:17:23,664 Oh, yeah, that was crazy. 370 00:17:23,699 --> 00:17:25,866 Yeah, crazy. 371 00:17:25,902 --> 00:17:27,535 Crazy how much it cost me. 372 00:17:27,570 --> 00:17:30,604 But, uh, doesn't insurance cover that stuff for... 373 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,941 I have to keep them in the champagne room a little longer. 374 00:17:33,976 --> 00:17:37,644 [laughing] 375 00:17:37,679 --> 00:17:39,612 Yeah, that's why you the king, man. 376 00:17:39,648 --> 00:17:42,349 Can't have it happen again though. 377 00:17:43,819 --> 00:17:45,419 Not on my watch. 378 00:17:45,454 --> 00:17:47,321 I hear you loud and clear. 379 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,360 All right. [sighs] 380 00:17:53,395 --> 00:17:54,828 Oh, and whenever's good for you, 381 00:17:54,863 --> 00:17:56,863 I would love to hear about them private parties 382 00:17:56,898 --> 00:17:59,799 you've been running behind my back with my girls. 383 00:18:12,981 --> 00:18:15,114 Now's good. 384 00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:21,987 This is currency. 385 00:18:22,022 --> 00:18:23,554 Like, top dollar. 386 00:18:23,590 --> 00:18:25,723 You could trade it for anything: 387 00:18:25,758 --> 00:18:28,593 supplies, TV time, 388 00:18:28,628 --> 00:18:30,628 protection. 389 00:18:31,798 --> 00:18:33,365 Who are you? 390 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,599 I know your wife. 391 00:18:34,634 --> 00:18:36,801 [laughs] I want a lawyer here. 392 00:18:36,836 --> 00:18:39,170 Chill, I just gave you a bunch of ramen. 393 00:18:45,212 --> 00:18:47,145 I had this friend in high school. 394 00:18:47,180 --> 00:18:48,679 Super cool. 395 00:18:48,715 --> 00:18:51,512 - Captain of the cheerleading squad. - Hmm. 396 00:18:51,537 --> 00:18:55,019 Always had the newest jeans. The most expensive makeup. 397 00:18:55,054 --> 00:18:56,921 Everyone wanted to be her, 398 00:18:56,956 --> 00:18:59,256 including me. 399 00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:01,425 She threw the best parties, 400 00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:03,794 and I would bring the wine coolers. 401 00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:05,295 I was, like, in. 402 00:19:05,331 --> 00:19:08,332 We'd go to the movies, the mall. 403 00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:11,969 We were besties before people used the word "besties." 404 00:19:12,005 --> 00:19:14,471 And then my parents took away my fake ID, 405 00:19:14,507 --> 00:19:17,575 and she stopped calling me back. 406 00:19:19,278 --> 00:19:21,979 What's your point? 407 00:19:22,015 --> 00:19:23,814 Women like your wife, 408 00:19:23,850 --> 00:19:25,549 they use people, 409 00:19:25,584 --> 00:19:28,384 and when they're done, they throw them in the trash. 410 00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:31,054 So you don't know my wife. 411 00:19:31,089 --> 00:19:34,573 I know the wrong person is sitting across from me right now. 412 00:19:41,132 --> 00:19:43,499 So what? 413 00:19:43,535 --> 00:19:45,535 I just need something on her. 414 00:19:47,873 --> 00:19:51,990 Without it, you're gonna need a lot more of these. 415 00:19:57,082 --> 00:19:59,816 So what's it gonna be, Mr. Boland? 416 00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:06,568 [video game beeping] 417 00:20:06,631 --> 00:20:08,164 Hey. 418 00:20:09,734 --> 00:20:11,534 Is your sister home? 419 00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:13,903 Doesn't wanna see you. 420 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,673 Did you give her any of my messages? 421 00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:18,258 Hates your guts. 422 00:20:18,409 --> 00:20:20,309 She said that? 423 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,577 Thinks you're a total loser, 424 00:20:21,612 --> 00:20:22,945 regrets ever looking at your ugly face, 425 00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:25,180 and wishes you'd just die. 426 00:20:25,215 --> 00:20:27,382 Hmm. 427 00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:29,017 Brutal. 428 00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:31,753 Yeah, so can I just go talk to her? 429 00:20:31,789 --> 00:20:33,804 What's it worth to you? 430 00:20:35,392 --> 00:20:37,292 Wow. 431 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,186 Okay. All right, fine. 432 00:20:42,099 --> 00:20:43,198 4 bucks? 433 00:20:43,233 --> 00:20:44,700 That's all I got. 434 00:20:44,735 --> 00:20:47,703 You can owe me. 435 00:20:47,738 --> 00:20:49,671 Deansie's here! 436 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:50,906 No one calls me that. 437 00:20:54,444 --> 00:20:56,544 Annie. 438 00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:58,846 Mom needs you. 439 00:21:01,284 --> 00:21:02,717 What are you doing here? 440 00:21:02,752 --> 00:21:04,719 I called you like five times. 441 00:21:04,754 --> 00:21:06,621 [sighs] I've been busy. 442 00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:08,356 You haven't been at any of the games. 443 00:21:08,391 --> 00:21:09,457 I got a lot going on. 444 00:21:09,493 --> 00:21:11,226 - I thought we were cool. - We are. 445 00:21:11,251 --> 00:21:13,218 'Cause if I'm way off, it's totally okay. 446 00:21:13,243 --> 00:21:14,914 - It's not that. - I don't wanna look like a dick, 447 00:21:14,939 --> 00:21:16,351 you know? 448 00:21:18,801 --> 00:21:20,240 I can't find her meds. 449 00:21:20,265 --> 00:21:22,265 - Be right there. - [sighs] 450 00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:25,006 [sighs] 451 00:21:26,510 --> 00:21:27,942 - It's not you. - Gotcha. 452 00:21:27,977 --> 00:21:30,145 So it's definitely me then. 453 00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:31,513 It's not either of us. 454 00:21:31,548 --> 00:21:32,747 It's okay. Don't worry about it. 455 00:21:32,782 --> 00:21:34,648 I was gonna ask you to prom, 456 00:21:34,683 --> 00:21:37,217 but it's all good. 457 00:21:37,253 --> 00:21:38,718 You were? 458 00:21:38,754 --> 00:21:40,387 I don't wanna put any pressure on you. 459 00:21:40,423 --> 00:21:43,157 I'd love to go. 460 00:21:43,192 --> 00:21:45,526 Uh, okay. 461 00:21:45,561 --> 00:21:46,826 Cool. 462 00:21:46,862 --> 00:21:49,829 Yeah. Cool. 463 00:21:49,865 --> 00:21:51,965 [imitates vomiting] 464 00:21:57,873 --> 00:22:00,941 [overhead lights buzzing] 465 00:22:07,550 --> 00:22:09,883 Mrs. Boland? 466 00:22:09,918 --> 00:22:11,551 He doesn't wanna see you. 467 00:22:19,430 --> 00:22:20,862 [sighs] 468 00:22:20,887 --> 00:22:22,758 Turns out if you make a fart noise 469 00:22:22,783 --> 00:22:25,531 with every math problem he gets right, he can focus. 470 00:22:25,567 --> 00:22:27,400 Got your bills. 471 00:22:27,435 --> 00:22:29,903 How'd it go? 472 00:22:30,706 --> 00:22:32,806 [sighs] Piece of cake. 473 00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:35,408 I'm gonna pay you back. 474 00:22:35,443 --> 00:22:37,310 It's just gonna take a second. 475 00:22:37,345 --> 00:22:39,412 No rush. 476 00:22:39,447 --> 00:22:42,148 Really? 477 00:22:43,485 --> 00:22:45,551 You good? 478 00:22:45,587 --> 00:22:48,453 [sighs] Just thirsty. 479 00:22:48,489 --> 00:22:49,722 [sighs] 480 00:22:49,757 --> 00:22:51,023 At a certain point, 481 00:22:51,058 --> 00:22:53,258 you don't really need the glass, do you? 482 00:23:02,436 --> 00:23:04,302 Had a day. 483 00:23:08,776 --> 00:23:10,676 He'll get over it. 484 00:23:10,711 --> 00:23:12,778 What if he doesn't? 485 00:23:12,813 --> 00:23:15,447 You've done way worse. 486 00:23:15,482 --> 00:23:17,482 I'm a monster. 487 00:23:17,518 --> 00:23:19,051 I mean, he stuck around 488 00:23:19,086 --> 00:23:20,819 after you bone surfed the guy who shot him. 489 00:23:20,855 --> 00:23:22,920 The kind that climbs skyscrapers 490 00:23:22,956 --> 00:23:24,689 and destroys cities. 491 00:23:24,724 --> 00:23:26,458 Yeah, well, at least your kids 492 00:23:26,493 --> 00:23:29,727 - are still talking to you. - Because they don't know. 493 00:23:29,763 --> 00:23:31,263 Ben won't even look at me. 494 00:23:31,298 --> 00:23:34,266 Maybe they've all just had enough of us. 495 00:23:34,301 --> 00:23:35,733 [sighs] 496 00:23:35,769 --> 00:23:37,669 God, we are monsters. 497 00:23:37,704 --> 00:23:40,472 - [door clicks open] - Incoming. 498 00:23:40,507 --> 00:23:45,443 [sighs] Last dance, ladies. 499 00:23:45,479 --> 00:23:47,311 Let's make it a good one. 500 00:23:47,346 --> 00:23:48,712 Not too good. 501 00:23:48,747 --> 00:23:51,782 [moody pop music] 502 00:23:51,817 --> 00:23:58,955 ♪ ♪ 503 00:24:11,904 --> 00:24:19,042 ♪ ♪ 504 00:24:31,590 --> 00:24:33,256 You sure about this? 505 00:24:33,291 --> 00:24:35,692 It'll work. 506 00:24:37,896 --> 00:24:39,295 Looks legit. 507 00:24:39,331 --> 00:24:42,165 - It's not. - Our worst batch yet. 508 00:24:42,201 --> 00:24:44,367 Your one way ticket to Shangri-La. 509 00:24:49,907 --> 00:24:51,907 All right. 510 00:24:51,943 --> 00:24:54,543 See you hotties on the other side. 511 00:24:54,578 --> 00:24:56,278 [grunts] 512 00:24:56,313 --> 00:24:58,714 [sighs] 513 00:25:13,030 --> 00:25:15,197 I'd like to open a new account. 514 00:25:15,233 --> 00:25:16,999 Certainly, sir. 515 00:25:17,034 --> 00:25:19,567 I'm just gonna need you to fill out a few forms 516 00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:21,369 and a valid ID. 517 00:25:23,073 --> 00:25:25,740 Thank you. Um, just to let you know, 518 00:25:25,776 --> 00:25:28,542 we do require a minimum balance of $50. 519 00:25:28,578 --> 00:25:30,411 Oh, that won't be a problem. 520 00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:32,781 [grunts] 521 00:25:32,816 --> 00:25:34,849 Uh, w-what are you doing? 522 00:25:34,885 --> 00:25:37,886 Giving you 100,000 smackaroos to babysit. 523 00:25:37,921 --> 00:25:40,822 Um, anything over 10 grand 524 00:25:40,857 --> 00:25:43,191 we have to report to the IRS. 525 00:25:43,226 --> 00:25:46,161 Ooh. That'll be a problem. 526 00:25:46,196 --> 00:25:48,562 Thought it might be. [laughs] 527 00:25:48,598 --> 00:25:52,300 So how 'bout we do 10 grand in ten different accounts? 528 00:25:52,335 --> 00:25:54,802 Um, we don't do that here, sir. 529 00:25:54,837 --> 00:25:56,069 Okay, okay. 530 00:25:56,105 --> 00:25:57,405 9 grand in nine different accounts, 531 00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,607 and uh, 532 00:25:59,642 --> 00:26:01,475 you keep this for yourself. 533 00:26:01,511 --> 00:26:03,277 Is there a problem here? 534 00:26:03,305 --> 00:26:05,437 Uh, yes, there is. 535 00:26:05,470 --> 00:26:07,061 - I'm being profiled. - Excuse me? 536 00:26:07,086 --> 00:26:08,416 She won't take my hard-earned money. 537 00:26:08,459 --> 00:26:10,091 How is that profiling? 538 00:26:11,287 --> 00:26:13,754 - Mustache. - [laughs] That's not a thing. 539 00:26:13,790 --> 00:26:15,790 Sir, we're a family-owned bank. 540 00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:17,758 Then take my money, it's good. 541 00:26:17,794 --> 00:26:19,627 We really don't want any trouble. 542 00:26:19,662 --> 00:26:22,262 Go ahead. Test it yourself. 543 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,800 Why would we need to do that? 544 00:26:28,471 --> 00:26:31,037 - Been in there a while. - Can we please just go? 545 00:26:31,072 --> 00:26:32,939 No, I wanna watch. 546 00:26:32,974 --> 00:26:34,641 Well, I don't. 547 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:36,676 I feel bad enough as it is. 548 00:26:36,712 --> 00:26:38,345 Shh. Listen. 549 00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:41,280 [siren wailing] 550 00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:44,250 Here we go. 551 00:26:48,824 --> 00:26:50,122 Okay, show 'em the money. 552 00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:58,865 Ooh, ooh. It is on. 553 00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:00,929 Oh, boy, he is getting worked. 554 00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:02,268 [whistles] 555 00:27:02,303 --> 00:27:04,370 Was that really necessary? 556 00:27:05,706 --> 00:27:07,840 Fell for the honeypot. 557 00:27:13,414 --> 00:27:15,481 Okay, what are they doing now? 558 00:27:17,685 --> 00:27:19,651 All right. 559 00:27:19,687 --> 00:27:21,487 What? 560 00:27:21,522 --> 00:27:22,988 Uh-oh. 561 00:27:23,023 --> 00:27:24,956 I go in the back. 562 00:27:24,992 --> 00:27:26,692 Hey, I go in the back. 563 00:27:26,727 --> 00:27:28,494 Hey. Guys. 564 00:27:39,071 --> 00:27:41,105 What the hell? 565 00:27:45,111 --> 00:27:46,744 What happened? 566 00:27:46,780 --> 00:27:48,613 I think I got robbed. 567 00:27:48,648 --> 00:27:50,888 By cops? 568 00:27:52,610 --> 00:27:53,909 [sighs] 569 00:28:02,353 --> 00:28:03,952 She's stable now. 570 00:28:03,987 --> 00:28:05,697 We had to sedate her to pump her stomach. 571 00:28:05,722 --> 00:28:07,589 She'll be out for a while. 572 00:28:07,625 --> 00:28:09,625 Any other family I should notify? 573 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,827 It's just me and my sister. 574 00:28:17,834 --> 00:28:19,868 Your mom's gonna be okay. 575 00:28:51,802 --> 00:28:54,368 I went to pick you up. 576 00:28:54,404 --> 00:28:56,370 Oh, God. 577 00:28:56,406 --> 00:28:57,747 What'd she say? 578 00:28:57,801 --> 00:28:59,996 That you didn't wanna go. 579 00:29:00,032 --> 00:29:02,733 At least not with me, 'cause... 580 00:29:02,768 --> 00:29:06,312 I'm the dumbest, ugliest tool that's ever lived. 581 00:29:06,365 --> 00:29:09,033 I'm gonna kill her. 582 00:29:09,084 --> 00:29:10,216 [sighs] 583 00:29:10,252 --> 00:29:12,418 But 40 bucks later, 584 00:29:12,454 --> 00:29:15,522 and here I am. 585 00:29:15,557 --> 00:29:17,857 You didn't have to come. 586 00:29:26,768 --> 00:29:28,701 Got you something. 587 00:29:39,247 --> 00:29:41,548 You look great by the way. 588 00:29:41,583 --> 00:29:43,683 [both laughing] 589 00:29:45,287 --> 00:29:48,934 [warm music] 590 00:29:48,978 --> 00:29:50,067 So do you. 591 00:29:50,108 --> 00:29:52,542 [scoffs] Yeah, I know. 592 00:29:52,567 --> 00:29:55,994 [laughing] 593 00:29:56,029 --> 00:30:02,967 ♪ ♪ 594 00:30:07,308 --> 00:30:09,107 [sighs] 595 00:30:11,312 --> 00:30:13,278 Um, do you want anything 596 00:30:13,314 --> 00:30:15,280 from the vending machine? 597 00:30:15,316 --> 00:30:17,282 No. 598 00:30:17,318 --> 00:30:19,117 Okay, good, 'cause... 599 00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:21,320 your little sister took all my money. 600 00:30:21,355 --> 00:30:23,120 [laughs] 601 00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:28,326 - Here's a thought. - Oh, boy. 602 00:30:28,361 --> 00:30:30,794 I go right back in there, grab that guard's gun, 603 00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:33,297 shoot up the place. 604 00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:35,866 - Why? - Get their attention. 605 00:30:35,901 --> 00:30:38,636 So then they put you in jail with Dean 606 00:30:38,671 --> 00:30:41,272 - and not instead of. - Oh. 607 00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:44,775 Plan C... 608 00:30:44,810 --> 00:30:46,744 - Please no. - Try a different bank. 609 00:30:46,779 --> 00:30:48,145 And deposit what? 610 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,947 Those crooked cops took everything we made. 611 00:30:49,982 --> 00:30:51,148 Hey, maybe they'll realize it's fake, 612 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:52,516 and they'll come back and nab him. 613 00:30:52,552 --> 00:30:55,052 No, they didn't even look at my ID. 614 00:30:58,624 --> 00:31:01,725 Okay. What's plan C? 615 00:31:02,828 --> 00:31:05,162 - Track those guys down. - The cops? 616 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:06,997 We pull in front of their cruiser, jam on the brakes. 617 00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:09,299 [imitates tires screeching] And they slam into us. 618 00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:10,853 Bam! Airbags go off. 619 00:31:10,878 --> 00:31:11,945 Pssh! 620 00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:13,637 We hop out, shatter their window. 621 00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:16,048 - Cchh! Get the keys to the trunk. - Make it stop. 622 00:31:16,073 --> 00:31:19,810 How can it possibly be this difficult to get you arrested? 623 00:31:19,845 --> 00:31:22,545 'Cause I'm invisible. 624 00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:24,481 What do you mean? 625 00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:26,549 I've been that way my whole life. 626 00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:28,051 Smack in the middle of nine kids, 627 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:29,753 you get used to being left in a hot car. 628 00:31:29,788 --> 00:31:31,487 That's terrible. 629 00:31:31,522 --> 00:31:34,056 It all kinda changed for me when the D-man got hired. 630 00:31:34,092 --> 00:31:37,359 [laughs] Brought me to lunch with the rest of the crew. 631 00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:38,627 Called me Eric. 632 00:31:38,663 --> 00:31:39,732 What'd everybody else call you? 633 00:31:39,757 --> 00:31:40,863 Scott. 634 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:43,699 I see that. He's got a Scott vibe. 635 00:31:43,734 --> 00:31:46,702 Anyway, lunch becomes work drinks, 636 00:31:46,737 --> 00:31:50,139 and next thing you know, I'm finally a real person. 637 00:31:50,175 --> 00:31:53,075 Oh, they don't make them like Dean Boland anymore. 638 00:31:54,761 --> 00:31:56,779 But I don't need to tell you that. 639 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:00,616 I know. 640 00:32:02,687 --> 00:32:04,786 - Plan D... - No more plans, Eric. 641 00:32:04,822 --> 00:32:06,754 Thank Jesus. 642 00:32:06,790 --> 00:32:09,124 What do you want me to do? 643 00:32:09,159 --> 00:32:10,658 Nothing. 644 00:32:19,736 --> 00:32:24,239 Hey. I made breakfast for dinner. 645 00:32:24,274 --> 00:32:26,908 I'm not hungry. 646 00:32:32,482 --> 00:32:34,115 What are you doing? 647 00:32:34,151 --> 00:32:36,616 - You are gonna eat this. - Can I go to the bathroom? 648 00:32:36,652 --> 00:32:38,452 You love breakfast for dinner. 649 00:32:38,487 --> 00:32:39,786 I ate at Mark's house! 650 00:32:39,822 --> 00:32:42,622 Oh, a lacrosse buddy? 651 00:32:42,658 --> 00:32:44,424 What do you want? 652 00:32:44,460 --> 00:32:47,427 I want you to talk me like a normal person. 653 00:32:47,463 --> 00:32:48,762 You're not a normal person. 654 00:32:48,797 --> 00:32:52,099 Then talk to me like you want me to be your mom again, like... 655 00:32:52,134 --> 00:32:53,600 I don't even know what that means. 656 00:32:53,635 --> 00:32:56,203 Like you don't hate me so much. 657 00:32:56,239 --> 00:32:58,305 'Cause, you know, 658 00:32:58,341 --> 00:33:00,440 if you... 659 00:33:00,476 --> 00:33:03,277 if you're unhappy here... 660 00:33:03,312 --> 00:33:06,713 you could always stay at your dad's more. 661 00:33:07,516 --> 00:33:09,116 You think I hate you? 662 00:33:12,454 --> 00:33:15,054 You haven't talked to me in, like, three days. 663 00:33:15,090 --> 00:33:17,323 It doesn't mean I hate you. 664 00:33:20,228 --> 00:33:22,629 Okay. 665 00:33:22,664 --> 00:33:25,064 I love breakfast for dinner. 666 00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:26,867 Me too. 667 00:33:29,505 --> 00:33:31,971 - Makes sense though. - Hmm? 668 00:33:32,007 --> 00:33:34,775 Just for, like, practice and school and stuff. 669 00:33:34,810 --> 00:33:36,276 What? 670 00:33:36,311 --> 00:33:39,479 Staying with Dad more. 671 00:33:39,515 --> 00:33:41,014 Oh, yeah? 672 00:33:41,049 --> 00:33:43,182 Nancy would never go for it though. 673 00:33:43,218 --> 00:33:45,885 She's, like, so OCD with Dakota. 674 00:33:49,391 --> 00:33:50,924 I could talk to her. 675 00:33:50,959 --> 00:33:54,060 - Really? - Why not? 676 00:33:54,095 --> 00:33:56,662 I can just come back for some of the weekends. 677 00:33:56,697 --> 00:33:58,631 If that's what you want, yeah. 678 00:33:58,666 --> 00:34:01,667 Not that I want it. 679 00:34:01,702 --> 00:34:04,670 It would just save a lot of time going back and forth. 680 00:34:04,705 --> 00:34:06,973 Cool. 681 00:34:09,544 --> 00:34:11,677 I still gotta pee. 682 00:34:11,712 --> 00:34:13,246 Yes. 683 00:34:20,854 --> 00:34:22,587 [door clicks shut] 684 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,494 [children chatter] 685 00:34:36,036 --> 00:34:37,970 No classes today? 686 00:34:38,005 --> 00:34:40,005 I don't really teach boot camp. 687 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,540 I don't really sell hot tubs. 688 00:34:42,576 --> 00:34:45,310 Yeah, I know. 689 00:34:45,346 --> 00:34:46,578 Mommy! 690 00:34:46,613 --> 00:34:48,880 Look how high I'm going! 691 00:34:48,915 --> 00:34:51,950 Wow! Like an astronaut! 692 00:34:57,591 --> 00:35:00,224 It all started about a year ago. 693 00:35:01,595 --> 00:35:03,227 I robbed a grocery store. 694 00:35:03,262 --> 00:35:05,329 It was supposed to be one and done. 695 00:35:08,101 --> 00:35:11,569 Don't you want to record this or something? 696 00:35:11,605 --> 00:35:13,771 It doesn't matter. 697 00:35:13,807 --> 00:35:15,439 Why? 698 00:35:17,611 --> 00:35:19,844 Your husband pled guilty today. 699 00:35:23,649 --> 00:35:26,850 Mommy! Mommy, watch me! 700 00:35:36,657 --> 00:35:38,245 Jesus! 701 00:35:39,147 --> 00:35:42,238 Your elderly neighbor was getting curious 702 00:35:42,263 --> 00:35:44,419 the longer I stood at your door. 703 00:35:46,401 --> 00:35:47,934 Why does everyone think 704 00:35:47,959 --> 00:35:50,040 they can just let themselves in to my house? 705 00:35:50,087 --> 00:35:52,253 These things are extremely easy to find 706 00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:54,449 once you know what you're looking for. 707 00:35:55,551 --> 00:35:58,145 - I'd offer you a drink, but... - All set. 708 00:36:03,651 --> 00:36:05,817 I can't go to Fiji with you. 709 00:36:05,852 --> 00:36:07,752 Why not? 710 00:36:08,988 --> 00:36:11,089 Huts over the water, 711 00:36:11,124 --> 00:36:13,925 looking at the fish while you sip your cocktail, 712 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,361 nothing but privacy. 713 00:36:16,396 --> 00:36:18,463 I'm in a little bit of trouble right now. 714 00:36:18,498 --> 00:36:21,600 - Perfect time for an escape. - And I have kids. 715 00:36:21,635 --> 00:36:23,535 Happy to make arrangements for them as well. 716 00:36:23,570 --> 00:36:26,771 I hear your husband's gonna be tied up for a while. 717 00:36:28,942 --> 00:36:30,442 Put down your tea. 718 00:36:30,477 --> 00:36:32,110 - Pardon me? - Get naked, come on. 719 00:36:32,145 --> 00:36:33,978 - What? - Let's go! 720 00:36:34,013 --> 00:36:36,581 - Now? - Why, you need a pill? 721 00:36:36,617 --> 00:36:38,983 'Cause I've gotta pick up my kids soon. 722 00:36:39,018 --> 00:36:40,918 I think there's been a misunderstanding. 723 00:36:40,954 --> 00:36:42,353 Really? 724 00:36:42,388 --> 00:36:43,988 Because you have made it very clear 725 00:36:44,023 --> 00:36:46,224 that this is exactly what I need to do. 726 00:36:46,259 --> 00:36:48,425 Not like this. 727 00:36:48,461 --> 00:36:50,394 Oh, I'm sorry. 728 00:36:50,429 --> 00:36:52,696 Was I supposed to enjoy it? 729 00:36:52,732 --> 00:36:54,732 Maybe fall in love with you? 730 00:36:54,768 --> 00:36:57,135 End up on some remote island so you can live out 731 00:36:57,170 --> 00:36:59,804 your twisted mid-life crisis? 732 00:37:01,374 --> 00:37:04,008 I thought you wanted... 733 00:37:04,043 --> 00:37:05,643 more. 734 00:37:05,678 --> 00:37:08,279 - From you? - From your life. 735 00:37:09,448 --> 00:37:11,482 Oh, and I need a man to do that? 736 00:37:13,887 --> 00:37:16,387 - What do you want? - To be nothing like you. 737 00:37:16,422 --> 00:37:18,021 - A little late for that. - Why? 738 00:37:18,056 --> 00:37:20,924 You hired me, remember? 739 00:37:21,794 --> 00:37:25,028 Then why don't you pull up your pants like a big boy 740 00:37:25,063 --> 00:37:27,631 and do your job? 741 00:37:37,009 --> 00:37:38,642 Well. 742 00:37:42,626 --> 00:37:45,416 Seems I read this all wrong. 743 00:37:45,451 --> 00:37:47,718 I'll fulfill our contract when I get back. 744 00:37:47,753 --> 00:37:49,486 Thank you. 745 00:37:49,522 --> 00:37:52,522 Hide this under a real rock. 746 00:37:52,557 --> 00:37:55,491 [soft dramatic music] 747 00:37:55,527 --> 00:37:56,960 ♪ ♪ 748 00:37:56,995 --> 00:38:00,096 [door clicks open] 749 00:38:00,132 --> 00:38:02,098 [door clicks shut] 750 00:38:02,134 --> 00:38:09,039 ♪ ♪ 751 00:38:10,608 --> 00:38:13,443 [cell phone buzzes] 752 00:38:15,914 --> 00:38:17,714 - 'Sup, Hill? - 'Sup, Hill? 753 00:38:17,749 --> 00:38:19,403 Hey, can you grab me some of that lemon pepper 754 00:38:19,428 --> 00:38:20,450 on your way home? 755 00:38:20,485 --> 00:38:22,481 Mmm, might be a little late tonight, baby. 756 00:38:22,506 --> 00:38:24,920 Aren't you lunch shift today? 757 00:38:24,956 --> 00:38:26,956 Yeah, boss got me doing some extra. 758 00:38:28,596 --> 00:38:31,063 Okay. Should I do Cajun? 759 00:38:31,098 --> 00:38:32,164 That sounds good. 760 00:38:32,199 --> 00:38:34,400 All right, I'll throw your plate in the oven. 761 00:38:34,436 --> 00:38:37,202 Hug those animals for me. 762 00:38:37,238 --> 00:38:39,772 Everything okay? 763 00:38:39,797 --> 00:38:41,863 Yeah, just in the middle of something. 764 00:38:43,495 --> 00:38:45,261 All right, boo. 765 00:38:45,296 --> 00:38:47,397 Okay, see you later, baby. 766 00:38:56,173 --> 00:38:58,339 What's for dinner? 767 00:38:58,375 --> 00:39:01,175 [sighs] Chicken. 768 00:39:01,211 --> 00:39:02,544 Nice. 769 00:39:02,579 --> 00:39:04,579 [dog barks distantly] 770 00:39:04,615 --> 00:39:07,716 This won't take long. 771 00:39:07,751 --> 00:39:10,051 So what's this cat look like, man? 772 00:39:10,086 --> 00:39:12,454 - He's a little bitch. - He alone? 773 00:39:12,489 --> 00:39:14,423 Nah, he lives with his brother. 774 00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:16,958 - And what's he look like? - Big bitch. 775 00:39:16,993 --> 00:39:18,760 [sighs] 776 00:39:20,531 --> 00:39:22,297 What if they don't give me the money? 777 00:39:22,332 --> 00:39:24,900 Don't come out till they do. 778 00:39:27,137 --> 00:39:28,703 [sighs] 779 00:39:28,739 --> 00:39:30,472 I got a family, man. 780 00:39:30,507 --> 00:39:34,676 Should've thought about that before you messed with mine. 781 00:39:41,084 --> 00:39:42,616 Car on or off? 782 00:39:44,787 --> 00:39:47,788 Put on my Yacht Rock playlist. 783 00:39:50,393 --> 00:39:51,592 [beeps] 784 00:39:51,627 --> 00:39:54,528 [mellow rock/pop] 785 00:39:54,564 --> 00:40:01,169 ♪ ♪ 786 00:40:01,204 --> 00:40:07,175 ♪ Girl, girl, you're so hard on me ♪ 787 00:40:07,210 --> 00:40:13,113 ♪ Girl, girl, you're so hard on me ♪ 788 00:40:13,148 --> 00:40:17,585 ♪ Girl, girl, when you talk to me ♪ 789 00:40:17,620 --> 00:40:19,086 ♪ ♪ 790 00:40:19,121 --> 00:40:24,124 ♪ You tell me lies and you set me free ♪ 791 00:40:24,159 --> 00:40:29,663 ♪ ♪ 792 00:40:29,699 --> 00:40:33,701 ♪ Turned my home into your castle ♪ 793 00:40:33,736 --> 00:40:35,369 ♪ ♪ 794 00:40:35,404 --> 00:40:37,872 ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ 795 00:40:37,907 --> 00:40:40,774 - I miss Daddy. - Me too. 796 00:40:40,810 --> 00:40:42,910 Does he miss us? 797 00:40:42,945 --> 00:40:44,645 Always. 798 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,847 Why won't he call us back? 799 00:40:53,522 --> 00:40:56,689 Dad is not at a conference. 800 00:40:56,725 --> 00:40:59,493 Where is he? 801 00:40:59,528 --> 00:41:02,429 ♪ ♪ 802 00:41:02,464 --> 00:41:03,796 - Hi! - Hi! 803 00:41:03,832 --> 00:41:06,916 I love your pigtails! Did you do them yourself? 804 00:41:06,941 --> 00:41:08,012 No, Mommy did them. 805 00:41:08,037 --> 00:41:11,704 Is there a fence, and if you touch it, will it zap you? 806 00:41:11,740 --> 00:41:13,903 ♪ ♪ 807 00:41:13,928 --> 00:41:16,667 - What's it like in there? - Are they nice? 808 00:41:16,692 --> 00:41:18,145 I've made some pretty good friends. 809 00:41:18,180 --> 00:41:19,573 I get my own room. 810 00:41:19,598 --> 00:41:20,980 Do you get ice cream when you're done? 811 00:41:21,016 --> 00:41:24,344 As much ice cream as you could ever possibly eat. 812 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:29,288 ♪ Girl, girl, you're so hard on me ♪ 813 00:41:29,323 --> 00:41:31,024 ♪ ♪ 814 00:41:31,059 --> 00:41:36,996 ♪ Girl, girl, you're so hard on me ♪ 815 00:41:37,032 --> 00:41:42,435 ♪ Girl, girl, when you talk to me ♪ 816 00:41:42,470 --> 00:41:47,707 ♪ You tell me lies and you set me free ♪ 817 00:41:47,742 --> 00:41:53,511 ♪ ♪ 818 00:41:53,547 --> 00:41:56,682 ♪ Take me by the hand ♪ 819 00:41:56,717 --> 00:41:59,585 ♪ ♪ 820 00:41:59,620 --> 00:42:03,221 ♪ Then try to understand ♪ 821 00:42:03,256 --> 00:42:05,557 ♪ ♪ 822 00:42:05,593 --> 00:42:10,228 ♪ You can't make it alone ♪ 823 00:42:10,263 --> 00:42:11,697 ♪ No no ♪ 824 00:42:11,732 --> 00:42:17,335 ♪ You can't make it alone ♪ 825 00:42:17,385 --> 00:42:21,409 ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ 55194

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