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That giraffe is, like, staring at me.
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Sorry.
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- Daryl gets a little jealous.
- Okay.
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I...
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needed... this.
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- Me too.
- Mm.
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No, I mean,
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we have been hooking up
for the last five minutes,
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and I haven't even
thought about my dad once.
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Yeah, maybe we should
keep not thinking about him?
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Come here.
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What I mean to say is...
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This is a nice distraction.
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You know, after living
in heaviness for so long.
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I could really use a grief vacation,
if that makes sense.
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Oh, that makes sense.
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And I'm happy to be your distraction...
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multiple times if that's what it takes.
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Who's ready for "House Hunters?"
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- Oh!
- Oh, Max, you're in here.
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What... it's great.
Boys are allowed in here.
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I mean, you're a man,
obviously, which is also great.
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Mom, do you think we could
take a rain check on TV night?
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Of course, of course.
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Uh, have some popcorn in case
you work up an appetite...
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Or for... for whatever reason.
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Okay, I'm just going to turn the TV up
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so I can't hear anything.
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I was never here. Bye.
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Um, so where were we?
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I think back in junior high?
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Okay, how about this?
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Tomorrow we have a full-on
romantic date night
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at my apartment.
I'll head back there after work.
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I'll make a perfectly
below-average dinner,
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and I'll put on whatever music...
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people listen to
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when they have sexy time.
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No, never get a place near the highway!
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Yeah, date night at your
place is gonna be awesome.
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Ugh.
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Hey, roomie. Top of the morning to you.
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Why are you still looking
at that PSP website?
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I like to see if there's
any breakthroughs
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in your father's disease, and...
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Mom, you know you're allowed
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to take a break from that, right?
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I just don't know how to turn it off.
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I mean, I have been trying to help
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for the last year and a half,
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and I don't know what to
do with all that energy.
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We can start by doing this.
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Now, can we talk about something else?
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Okay, did you and Max finally do it?
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It's not exactly the
conversation I had in mind,
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and can you just be a
little less comfortable
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talking about my sex life?
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Ooh, we talking about Zoey's sex life?
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Who was it? Max or Simon?
Please say Simon.
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Oh, but I feel like Max has
put in so much more time.
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This family needs better boundaries.
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Emily, where is your sister?
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I thought she was already in town.
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What? Jenna's coming?
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I haven't seen her since she danced
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into the cake at your wedding.
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- She is fun at parties.
- Yes.
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Jenna was supposed to get in last night,
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but she hit a squirrel on
the drive from Seattle,
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and so she had to take it
to an animal hospital...
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where she vibed with
an orderly named Leon
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and told me she wanted
to see where it goes.
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So I just told her to
come over whenever.
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Where is my nephew?
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Okay, I need to see his smushy face now!
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I'm guessing that's her.
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Hey!
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Okay, I got everyone breakfast burritos.
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Well, everyone except Miles,
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I'm pretty sure he's not
on solids yet, right?
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Yeah, that's correct. I think burritos
really are a three-month thing.
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Jenna, you made it!
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I would've been here sooner,
but I had to stop
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at my favorite taquería
in the Mission first.
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It is super authentic.
Hope y'all like tripe.
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Mmm, sounds delicious.
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♪ Girl, I must warn you ♪
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♪ I sense something strange in my mind ♪
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♪ Yeah, situation is serious ♪
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♪ Let's cure it 'cause
we're running out of time ♪
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♪ It's, oh, so beautiful ♪
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♪ Relationships they
seem from the start ♪
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♪ Yeah, mm-hmm ♪
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♪ It's all so deadly ♪
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♪ When love is not
together from the heart ♪
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♪ Mm-hmm, check it out ♪
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♪ It's driving me out of my mind ♪
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♪ That's why it's hard for me to find ♪
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♪ Can't get it out of my head ♪
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♪ Miss her, kiss her, love her ♪
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Make yourself at home, Jenna.
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Wrong move, you're dead.
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♪ That girl is poison ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Never trust a big butt and a smile ♪
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♪ That girl is poison ♪
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I'm gonna take my burrito to go.
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I have to head into work early
'cause I have a thing tonight.
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Nice to see you, Jenna.
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I would watch out for those two.
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Okay, so, just to recap
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our plan of attack on the restaurant,
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I will get cracking on a program
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that links all the major
food-delivery apps,
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and you can start thinking
about front-of-house stuff,
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like decor, cocktail menu,
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and how we present things like
lo mein, seafood towers,
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and loaded nachos all on the same table.
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Done, done, done, and done,
but now I really want nachos.
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Okay, great.
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So the last thing we need to do for now
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is just sign a contract to
make this whole thing official.
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Oh, but, baby, we don't need to do that.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine.
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It's just a basic 50/50
partnership agreement.
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I downloaded it for free online.
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It's, like, four sentences long.
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I even found a typo in it.
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Ooh, I'm sorry, but, you know,
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I can't be locked down.
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It really limits my freedom.
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What? Oh, no, no, no,
I'm not trying to limit you.
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I'm just trying to be professional.
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I thought you were
excited about the idea
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- of working on this together.
- I am.
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I'm just like a little bird
who can't be locked in a cage.
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And speaking of this little bird,
this little bird needs
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some fresh air and
a smoothie... I'll be back.
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Ooh, maybe I'll go get some shoes,
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get a new handbag, get my nails done,
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get my hair done.
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What?
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Hello, Max.
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Just wanted to leave you a quick message
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to let you know I came in
early to motivate the troops
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so we can all be out
by 5:00 and have sex.
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Well, we'll be having sex.
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The others I can
almost guarantee will not.
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Here's hoping my first day as
boss will be smooth sailing.
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Hey, let's go!
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How great was that?
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We're friends now.
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Morning, team.
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Why is this a good use of company time?
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Zoey, can we have
a quick executive sidebar?
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So I know it might seem
like we're wasting time,
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but I'm just letting
them blow off some steam.
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Studies show it helps with productivity.
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Well, I'm glad
you're embracing your new role
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as team manager, Leif,
but, uh, how does a game
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called "Nut Punch"
help with productivity?
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Yeah, I'll try and get them to focus.
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Great. I believe in you.
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And if we finish our work quickly,
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we can all go home early tonight.
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Morning, boss.
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That's right.
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I am technically your boss, too.
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Doesn't mean you get special treatment.
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I am going to ride you so hard...
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No, that came out wrong.
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Um, have you checked
social media lately?
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Because the new Sprqpoint
Watch update is blowing up.
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That's amazing. Congrats to you
and the marketing team.
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No, not in a good way.
I mean literally blowing up.
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My watch is on fire!
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That's so far away.
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How do we know he's
wearing a Sprqpoint...
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My Sprqpoint Watch Model 3 Edition
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is burning my frickin' wrist off!
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Wow.
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We are...
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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Sorry.
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I just have to send a quick...
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totally business-related text.
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So, as you may be aware,
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I am the new boss of the fourth floor.
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So away we go.
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Something is causing our
watch batteries to overheat
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while people are wearing them.
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Right now it's just a few cases,
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but we need to fix this fast.
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So, Leif, do you think that
it has something to do
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with the software update
that went out yesterday?
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Um, well, I mean, technically,
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it could have something
to do with the update,
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but it could also be a hardware issue
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or a third-party app.
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I mean, Mercury's in retrograde.
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Why does Mercury in retrograde
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have anything to with over...
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Hey, hey, can you see me?
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Am I glitching?
I feel like I'm glitching.
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Hi, Danny Michael Davis.
What a surprise.
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You look great.
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House arrest really becomes you.
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Yeah, if you could see
this bulky ankle bracelet,
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you'd know that things
have been pretty rough
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for me right now.
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Ahh.
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Look, I'm sorry to
interrupt your meeting.
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I know I'm not legally allowed
to run the company right now,
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but there's nothing stopping me
from offering a little advice
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as a friend of the court,
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who has a controlling
ownership of everything.
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Now, assuming the
programmers will have a fix soon
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for this literal watch meltdown,
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we need to start coming up with a way
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to spin this to the media. Any ideas?
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Danny, it's your boy Tobin Batra
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coming at you from programming.
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What if we claim their
video is a deepfake?
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Then we make our own deepfake videos
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of all of our competitors' watches,
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completely confusing
the entire marketplace?
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Okay, get out, Tobin.
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- What?
- No, no, sorry.
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Zoey, I advise you to kick Tobin out.
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Would you like to get out, Tobin?
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Okay.
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Excuse me. Pardon... pardon me.
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- Uh, anyone else?
- Here's a thought, team.
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Maybe we can frame this
as a problem of overreach.
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Like, in an effort to make up
for our past transgressions,
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we overloaded the new Sprqpoint Watch
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with updates that are
impressive and free,
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but we will quickly resolve this issue,
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and it will not stop us
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from overdelivering
to all of our customers.
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Who said that? Zoey, move me.
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- Now, Zoey, like, right now.
- Oh.
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Move me.
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Oh, there he is. My main man, Sampson.
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- Simon.
- Even better.
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You are officially the new PR
spokesperson for Sprqpoint.
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Okay. My expertise is in marketing,
but I did intern...
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S-Dog, you got the yes.
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Not sure why we're still talking.
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00:11:58,372 --> 00:12:00,918
After moving from Santa
Fe to Seattle and, like,
256
00:12:00,943 --> 00:12:03,021
struggling to find my way
through the body-art movement,
257
00:12:03,045 --> 00:12:05,056
which is, like, surprisingly political,
258
00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,892
I finally found a great life
coach who got me to, like,
259
00:12:07,916 --> 00:12:11,062
such a good place mentally
that we started dating.
260
00:12:11,086 --> 00:12:13,935
Wait, that guy Zander
was your life coach?
261
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,902
Isn't that a professional no-no?
262
00:12:15,927 --> 00:12:17,168
Apparently not for Zander.
263
00:12:17,192 --> 00:12:20,177
He left me two months ago
for his own life coach.
264
00:12:20,202 --> 00:12:25,075
But he did help me realize that
I have so much love to give.
265
00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:27,378
And who better to give it
to than my little sister
266
00:12:27,402 --> 00:12:29,482
and her stupidly cute baby?
267
00:12:29,507 --> 00:12:31,435
And we so appreciate it.
268
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,817
It's just... I only got about, like,
269
00:12:33,842 --> 00:12:37,889
two hours of sleep last night,
and this is my one time to...
270
00:12:37,913 --> 00:12:39,590
Jenna, you've got to see this.
271
00:12:39,614 --> 00:12:42,360
I've got some flowers
blooming in my greenhouse
272
00:12:42,384 --> 00:12:43,544
that are otherworldly.
273
00:12:43,569 --> 00:12:44,966
Oh, my God, I am so down.
274
00:12:44,991 --> 00:12:46,677
Okay, I'll tell you about Zander...
275
00:12:47,386 --> 00:12:49,064
And she's already out.
276
00:12:59,552 --> 00:13:00,951
_
277
00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:02,458
_
278
00:13:02,506 --> 00:13:05,248
_
279
00:13:05,273 --> 00:13:06,527
- Leif.
- Focus.
280
00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:07,568
I am heading out.
281
00:13:07,593 --> 00:13:09,829
I have a meeting that has
been rescheduled many times.
282
00:13:09,854 --> 00:13:10,854
So you sure you got this?
283
00:13:10,879 --> 00:13:12,557
Yeah, totally. Never been more focused.
284
00:13:12,581 --> 00:13:14,125
I can't! I can't do it anymore, man!
285
00:13:15,450 --> 00:13:17,261
Yes!
286
00:13:17,285 --> 00:13:20,932
Yes! None of you
believed in my abilities
287
00:13:20,956 --> 00:13:24,998
or my inhuman pain threshold,
but I'm the champion!
288
00:13:25,544 --> 00:13:27,121
"Fire Wrist"?
289
00:13:27,146 --> 00:13:28,706
Did you seriously make a game
290
00:13:28,730 --> 00:13:30,303
out of the very thing
you're supposed to fix?
291
00:13:30,327 --> 00:13:32,709
Well, we figured out how to
simulate the overheating issue,
292
00:13:32,734 --> 00:13:35,732
and what started out as
a very legitimate test
293
00:13:35,757 --> 00:13:38,969
kind of, sort of completely
turned into a game.
294
00:13:38,994 --> 00:13:40,885
But they promised me they'd
focus after the final round.
295
00:13:40,909 --> 00:13:42,625
Just put the scoreboard away and fix it.
296
00:13:42,650 --> 00:13:44,961
Yeah, I can and will. Birders' oath.
297
00:13:47,845 --> 00:13:50,394
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
298
00:13:50,419 --> 00:13:52,030
Okay. Excuse me.
299
00:13:53,884 --> 00:13:54,984
Wow.
300
00:13:55,009 --> 00:13:57,243
Looks like she wants to get
out of here faster than we do.
301
00:13:57,267 --> 00:13:59,003
Just got a big night planned,
like, very big,
302
00:13:59,027 --> 00:14:02,359
like, several years in the making big.
303
00:14:02,531 --> 00:14:05,015
I'll stop talking now.
304
00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:07,786
You're the new boss of
the fourth floor, right?
305
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:11,027
Sure am. And you're coders on five?
306
00:14:11,052 --> 00:14:12,162
Yep.
307
00:14:12,187 --> 00:14:14,117
And I don't think I've
ever been in the elevator
308
00:14:14,142 --> 00:14:16,553
with three other female
programmers before.
309
00:14:16,578 --> 00:14:18,656
We must be breaking some sort of record.
310
00:14:18,681 --> 00:14:20,358
It's true, you don't see
many of us in the wild,
311
00:14:20,382 --> 00:14:23,428
which is why, as a gender,
we must stick together,
312
00:14:23,452 --> 00:14:24,990
and... ooh!
313
00:14:25,015 --> 00:14:27,148
Got to go! Sex!
314
00:14:31,617 --> 00:14:34,679
Um, you probably can't tell,
315
00:14:34,704 --> 00:14:39,251
but this meal is just very
tastefully presented takeout.
316
00:14:39,276 --> 00:14:40,586
Seriously?
317
00:14:40,611 --> 00:14:41,922
You mean you didn't prepare
318
00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:45,092
this tofu pad see ew and chicken larb?
319
00:14:47,025 --> 00:14:48,703
It is all very nice,
320
00:14:48,728 --> 00:14:51,655
minus the terrible smell and
the below-arctic temperature.
321
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,282
Have you really not been
back here since your...
322
00:14:53,306 --> 00:14:57,414
No, and there's definitely a
dead thing in the microwave.
323
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:01,070
Uh-oh.
324
00:15:01,095 --> 00:15:03,820
Mo's playing opera music.
That's never a good sign.
325
00:15:04,141 --> 00:15:08,506
Yeah, there's a decent chance
that might be because of me.
326
00:15:08,531 --> 00:15:10,883
- Oh, what happened?
- It was super weird.
327
00:15:10,908 --> 00:15:13,454
One minute, we were
having fun talking about ideas,
328
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:16,012
and then the next,
he just shut down on me.
329
00:15:16,037 --> 00:15:18,116
But, hey, let's forget it.
330
00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:21,519
This is our night.
Let's just focus on each other.
331
00:15:27,008 --> 00:15:28,148
That's really loud, isn't it?
332
00:15:28,172 --> 00:15:30,953
Yeah, I think your mom's house
might have been better, honestly.
333
00:15:31,906 --> 00:15:33,064
I will be right back.
334
00:15:33,088 --> 00:15:34,990
I mean, does he have to sing along?
335
00:15:38,835 --> 00:15:40,579
Hey, are you back in your place?
336
00:15:40,604 --> 00:15:43,179
I'm not... I mean, I am,
but just for the night.
337
00:15:43,204 --> 00:15:44,795
Is something wrong?
338
00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:45,851
What makes you say that?
339
00:15:45,876 --> 00:15:48,478
You're blasting opera music,
and the last time you did that
340
00:15:48,503 --> 00:15:50,422
was when "Will and Grace"
got canceled again.
341
00:15:50,447 --> 00:15:53,583
Well, if it happens twice,
shame on me, but I'm fine.
342
00:15:53,608 --> 00:15:55,253
All is good, and now that I know
343
00:15:55,277 --> 00:15:57,367
that you're here,
I'll turn the music down.
344
00:16:00,882 --> 00:16:02,960
Are you sure everything's okay?
345
00:16:03,336 --> 00:16:04,508
Max might have mentioned
346
00:16:04,533 --> 00:16:07,320
that things didn't go
super smoothly today.
347
00:16:07,345 --> 00:16:10,795
Not your problem.
Sorry for the noise, really.
348
00:16:21,056 --> 00:16:25,820
♪ You must think that I'm stupid ♪
349
00:16:26,327 --> 00:16:30,367
♪ You must think that I'm a fool ♪
350
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:35,734
♪ You must think that I'm new to this ♪
351
00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:39,996
♪ But I have seen this all before ♪
352
00:16:40,021 --> 00:16:42,453
♪ But every time you hurt me ♪
353
00:16:42,478 --> 00:16:45,133
♪ The less that I cry ♪
354
00:16:45,158 --> 00:16:50,383
♪ Every time you leave me,
the quicker these tears dry ♪
355
00:16:50,408 --> 00:16:55,311
♪ And every time you walk out,
the less I love you ♪
356
00:16:55,336 --> 00:16:58,047
♪ Baby, we don't stand a chance ♪
357
00:16:58,072 --> 00:16:59,992
♪ It's sad, but it's true ♪
358
00:17:00,032 --> 00:17:03,726
♪ I'm way too good at goodbyes ♪
359
00:17:04,844 --> 00:17:09,633
♪ I'm way too good at goodbyes ♪
360
00:17:10,185 --> 00:17:14,665
♪ No way that you see me cry ♪
361
00:17:15,288 --> 00:17:20,066
♪ I'm way too good at goodbyes ♪
362
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:25,954
♪ Oh, no, no, no, no, no ♪
363
00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:28,730
♪ I'm way to good at goodbyes ♪
364
00:17:28,755 --> 00:17:31,203
♪ No, no, no ♪
365
00:17:31,228 --> 00:17:35,582
♪ I'm way too good at goodbyes ♪
366
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:41,491
♪ No way that you'll see me cry ♪
367
00:17:41,516 --> 00:17:46,596
♪ I'm way too good at goodbyes ♪
368
00:17:54,118 --> 00:17:55,495
Do you need anything else?
369
00:17:57,865 --> 00:18:00,477
Okay, bye. Enjoy your night.
370
00:18:03,556 --> 00:18:06,039
Hard to imagine that happening now.
371
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,415
Okay.
372
00:18:11,439 --> 00:18:13,570
I don't know what went
on with you and Mo,
373
00:18:13,595 --> 00:18:15,052
but he just sang to me,
374
00:18:15,076 --> 00:18:19,507
and I felt a lot of inner turmoil there.
375
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:20,892
What? This is crazy.
376
00:18:20,916 --> 00:18:24,126
All I did was ask him to sign
a basic partnership agreement.
377
00:18:24,151 --> 00:18:26,429
Well, that must have
triggered something major
378
00:18:26,454 --> 00:18:29,094
because he's ready to say goodbye,
379
00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:30,573
and apparently he's quite good at that.
380
00:18:30,597 --> 00:18:31,807
Goodbye? To what... to me?
381
00:18:31,832 --> 00:18:33,190
Our friendship? The whole restaurant?
382
00:18:33,214 --> 00:18:35,993
I don't know, Max,
but he's in a really bad place.
383
00:18:44,134 --> 00:18:45,274
Anyway, want to do it?
384
00:18:45,299 --> 00:18:46,510
Very much so. Come here.
385
00:18:55,279 --> 00:18:56,336
I'm sorry.
386
00:18:56,361 --> 00:18:59,924
Um, it's just that singing is
very emotional and intense.
387
00:18:59,949 --> 00:19:01,329
I know it sounds really lame,
388
00:19:01,354 --> 00:19:03,969
but I kind of want our
first time to be special.
389
00:19:03,994 --> 00:19:06,829
Oh, I mean...
390
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:08,833
I do, too.
391
00:19:08,858 --> 00:19:12,563
- Special and soon.
- Yes.
392
00:19:13,422 --> 00:19:15,150
Okay, I'll tell you what...
I'm going to do some digging,
393
00:19:15,174 --> 00:19:17,186
and I'm going to find out
what's going on with Mo,
394
00:19:17,211 --> 00:19:20,055
and then I'm going to rent
us a cabin deep in the woods
395
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,399
so that nobody can stop us...
396
00:19:22,424 --> 00:19:24,735
from doing the nasty.
397
00:19:30,313 --> 00:19:31,969
_
398
00:19:32,247 --> 00:19:36,157
Sprqpoint is really cutting corners,
huh?
399
00:19:36,182 --> 00:19:39,064
Sprqpoint is really
cutting corners, huh?
400
00:19:39,089 --> 00:19:40,699
Note the disproportionate amount
401
00:19:40,723 --> 00:19:42,168
of chocolate-coconut ones.
402
00:19:42,192 --> 00:19:44,403
You know they got those on discount.
403
00:19:44,427 --> 00:19:46,906
Well, I am a nut for coconut.
404
00:19:46,930 --> 00:19:48,941
You can use that in a
press release if you want.
405
00:19:48,965 --> 00:19:52,078
Yeah, what I'd really love is to report
406
00:19:52,102 --> 00:19:55,113
some good news about
the Sprqpoint Watch to the media.
407
00:19:55,337 --> 00:19:57,516
What are the odds we'll
have a fix on that soon?
408
00:19:57,807 --> 00:19:59,652
I would think pretty high.
409
00:20:17,927 --> 00:20:20,039
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪
410
00:20:21,234 --> 00:20:22,982
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪
411
00:20:24,309 --> 00:20:29,380
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing,
baby did a bad, bad thing ♪
412
00:20:30,765 --> 00:20:32,006
♪ You ever love someone so much ♪
413
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:35,487
♪ You thought your little heart
was gonna break in two? ♪
414
00:20:35,512 --> 00:20:37,156
♪ I didn't think so ♪
415
00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:39,024
♪ You ever tried with
all your heart and soul ♪
416
00:20:39,048 --> 00:20:41,861
♪ To get your lover back to you? ♪
417
00:20:41,885 --> 00:20:43,262
♪ I want to hope so ♪
418
00:20:43,286 --> 00:20:45,865
♪ You ever pray with all
your heart and soul ♪
419
00:20:45,889 --> 00:20:49,021
♪ Just to watch her walk away? ♪
420
00:20:49,459 --> 00:20:51,865
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪
421
00:20:52,695 --> 00:20:55,091
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪
422
00:20:55,949 --> 00:21:00,229
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing,
and I feel like crying ♪
423
00:21:00,503 --> 00:21:03,182
♪ Oh, I feel like crying ♪
424
00:21:05,546 --> 00:21:07,391
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪
425
00:21:24,327 --> 00:21:26,201
Actually, don't get
your hopes up too high.
426
00:21:26,226 --> 00:21:27,724
Leif?
427
00:21:28,197 --> 00:21:30,975
Quick exec sidebar in my
office when you have a sec?
428
00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:38,115
Thank you for babysitting me
429
00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:39,651
these last couple of days, Maggie.
430
00:21:39,676 --> 00:21:41,615
- What? I'm not babysitting you.
- It's fine.
431
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,959
Emily used to make David run
interference with me, too.
432
00:21:43,984 --> 00:21:46,291
Oh, no, I'm sure it's not like that.
433
00:21:46,316 --> 00:21:50,095
They're both just exhausted right now.
434
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:52,531
Having a newborn is really, really hard.
435
00:21:52,555 --> 00:21:55,334
I know, that's why I came
down here... to help out.
436
00:21:55,358 --> 00:21:58,482
But it's like every nice
thing I try to do for them,
437
00:21:58,507 --> 00:22:01,045
it's not the Emily way.
438
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,041
You're talking about
those tripe burritos,
439
00:22:03,066 --> 00:22:04,068
- aren't you?
- Yeah.
440
00:22:04,093 --> 00:22:06,084
I probably should have
picked a different protein,
441
00:22:06,109 --> 00:22:08,454
but mistakes were made.
442
00:22:08,820 --> 00:22:11,912
It's just... it's not easy
443
00:22:11,937 --> 00:22:15,021
being Emily Kang's big sister.
444
00:22:15,448 --> 00:22:18,783
She's always ten steps ahead,
no matter what.
445
00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:24,562
Well, Jenna,
if you truly want to be helpful,
446
00:22:24,587 --> 00:22:26,623
think about what Emily really needs.
447
00:22:26,648 --> 00:22:28,990
I mean, she's with Miles all day long,
448
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:30,659
and her husband's going through a lot
449
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,138
of his own stuff right now,
450
00:22:32,163 --> 00:22:35,709
so what would make her
life better right now?
451
00:22:36,162 --> 00:22:37,677
A really long vacation,
452
00:22:37,702 --> 00:22:39,447
Swedish massage by two Swedish men,
453
00:22:39,472 --> 00:22:41,162
copious amounts of illicit drugs?
454
00:22:41,623 --> 00:22:46,691
All good suggestions, um,
but let's... let's keep walking.
455
00:22:46,716 --> 00:22:49,021
- Maybe we can think of a few more.
- Okay.
456
00:22:49,046 --> 00:22:50,318
So any more insight
457
00:22:50,343 --> 00:22:52,355
into what might have
happened with the watch?
458
00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:54,592
Um, no, not really.
459
00:22:54,617 --> 00:22:58,364
We're just going app by app,
checking for any coding errors.
460
00:22:58,388 --> 00:22:59,912
Cool, cool...
461
00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:04,802
'cause you could always
tell me if you were ever feeling...
462
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:08,953
guilty or bad.
463
00:23:10,861 --> 00:23:12,405
Bad, bad, bad.
464
00:23:12,748 --> 00:23:14,849
Yeah, okay, um...
465
00:23:15,699 --> 00:23:18,483
I know exactly why
the watches malfunction
466
00:23:18,508 --> 00:23:19,701
because it was my fault.
467
00:23:19,726 --> 00:23:21,403
I rushed through the
update without doing
468
00:23:21,428 --> 00:23:22,802
a proper safety check.
469
00:23:22,827 --> 00:23:26,551
'Cause, see,
I wanted to stay on schedule
470
00:23:26,576 --> 00:23:28,127
to prove how great of a manager I was,
471
00:23:28,151 --> 00:23:29,513
but the guys won't listen to me.
472
00:23:29,538 --> 00:23:31,082
So I gave up on them,
473
00:23:31,107 --> 00:23:33,435
and I took on the entire project myself.
474
00:23:33,460 --> 00:23:36,006
And now they all know
that this is my screwup
475
00:23:36,031 --> 00:23:38,052
because I'm just a bad manager, I guess.
476
00:23:38,077 --> 00:23:42,340
Listen, it is great that
you want to do a good job.
477
00:23:42,365 --> 00:23:45,779
And it's also perfectly normal
to make mistakes along the way.
478
00:23:45,804 --> 00:23:47,612
If you remember, I was...
479
00:23:47,637 --> 00:23:50,029
An awful manager for
the first few months, yeah.
480
00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:51,532
Gonna say "weeks."
481
00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:53,818
But beating yourself up
isn't helping anybody.
482
00:23:53,843 --> 00:23:56,222
It's just wasting time
that we don't have.
483
00:23:56,247 --> 00:23:59,787
So promise not to make
the same mistake twice.
484
00:23:59,812 --> 00:24:02,193
Dust off your slim-fitting chinos
485
00:24:02,218 --> 00:24:04,959
and keep moving forward.
486
00:24:05,422 --> 00:24:07,556
Okay, thank you.
487
00:24:10,435 --> 00:24:12,204
They're a skinny cut taper.
488
00:24:17,975 --> 00:24:22,013
_
489
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,365
I feel ridiculous.
490
00:24:26,958 --> 00:24:29,654
The last time I wore this
much makeup, I was three,
491
00:24:29,679 --> 00:24:32,295
and David wanted me to
look like one of his dolls.
492
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,459
If you don't stop talking, little woman,
493
00:24:34,484 --> 00:24:36,982
I'm going to have to let you
leave without proper blending.
494
00:24:38,856 --> 00:24:42,074
I wonder if Max would
like this look on me.
495
00:24:42,099 --> 00:24:43,210
Mm.
496
00:24:43,235 --> 00:24:44,712
What do you think?
497
00:24:44,994 --> 00:24:46,982
- Mm.
- Because even if he didn't,
498
00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:49,841
I'm sure we could talk it out,
come to some mutual compromise,
499
00:24:49,866 --> 00:24:51,342
because if there's one
thing I know about Max,
500
00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:53,411
- he is very reasonable.
- Mm.
501
00:24:53,662 --> 00:24:55,161
About the look...
502
00:24:56,740 --> 00:24:58,990
- Of my makeup.
- You know what?
503
00:24:59,015 --> 00:25:00,147
You didn't come here for a makeover.
504
00:25:00,171 --> 00:25:02,654
You came to be Max's spy,
didn't you, Red Sparrow?
505
00:25:04,347 --> 00:25:05,637
I'm sorry.
506
00:25:05,662 --> 00:25:07,726
It's just... he told me that
when he mentioned the idea
507
00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:10,092
of you guys signing a contract,
it seemed to really spook you.
508
00:25:10,116 --> 00:25:13,037
I've just had a problem with
partnerships in the past,
509
00:25:13,062 --> 00:25:15,107
and seeing the contract
really just brought up
510
00:25:15,132 --> 00:25:17,034
some unhappy memories for me.
511
00:25:17,059 --> 00:25:19,466
But if this is about trust,
I can assure you
512
00:25:19,491 --> 00:25:24,021
that Max is the most loyal
guy that I've ever met.
513
00:25:24,046 --> 00:25:25,490
Like, inadvisably loyal.
514
00:25:25,515 --> 00:25:27,361
Seriously, he should have
been over me months ago.
515
00:25:27,385 --> 00:25:29,802
Enough. You took advantage
of makeover night,
516
00:25:29,827 --> 00:25:31,857
the most sacred of all nights,
and because of that,
517
00:25:31,882 --> 00:25:34,677
there is no recovery, so get out.
518
00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:38,047
Girl, I don't care that
you look like Rafiki.
519
00:25:38,072 --> 00:25:39,650
Get out.
520
00:25:47,923 --> 00:25:49,402
We really don't have to do this.
521
00:25:49,426 --> 00:25:51,270
I mean, Mo is being totally irrational.
522
00:25:51,294 --> 00:25:52,454
If he's going to be this way,
523
00:25:52,479 --> 00:25:54,624
maybe I should just go back
to one of my old ideas.
524
00:25:54,649 --> 00:25:55,937
There's got to be one
in there somewhere.
525
00:25:55,961 --> 00:25:57,541
I'm sorry, but the thought
of my two best friends
526
00:25:57,565 --> 00:26:00,454
working together is too good
to just let you both give up on it.
527
00:26:01,122 --> 00:26:03,867
Plus, sex, so...
528
00:26:03,891 --> 00:26:04,977
Yeah.
529
00:26:05,860 --> 00:26:07,204
Hi, there, since you guys
530
00:26:07,228 --> 00:26:09,296
are having trouble trusting each other,
531
00:26:09,321 --> 00:26:11,220
I thought maybe you could try
some team-building exercises
532
00:26:11,244 --> 00:26:12,321
we did at work.
533
00:26:12,346 --> 00:26:14,277
I have...
534
00:26:14,930 --> 00:26:17,139
a whole binder of activities
that you guys could...
535
00:26:17,164 --> 00:26:18,333
Wait, wait, wait!
536
00:26:18,358 --> 00:26:22,873
What if I let you do a full
head-to-toe makeover on me later?
537
00:26:22,898 --> 00:26:25,659
I won't say a word the entire time,
and you can have your way with me.
538
00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:30,733
Can I burn all your sweaters?
539
00:26:30,758 --> 00:26:32,234
- Sure.
- No.
540
00:26:35,790 --> 00:26:38,569
Fine, but I don't do trust falls.
541
00:26:38,593 --> 00:26:40,733
Yeah, no, me neither.
542
00:26:40,758 --> 00:26:42,606
I don't trust them.
543
00:26:43,133 --> 00:26:44,586
Have fun.
544
00:26:49,296 --> 00:26:51,265
Leif? Leif?
545
00:26:51,562 --> 00:26:52,950
Leif!
546
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:55,390
Did you really pull an all-nighter?
547
00:26:55,742 --> 00:26:59,015
Uh, yeah, yeah. We all did.
548
00:26:59,617 --> 00:27:01,658
But, hey, you know, the watch is fixed.
549
00:27:01,683 --> 00:27:04,592
Well, that's good. You fixed it.
550
00:27:04,617 --> 00:27:08,465
Well, you know, between, uh,
rounds of office chair racing
551
00:27:08,489 --> 00:27:10,287
and Extreme Marker Jousting,
552
00:27:10,312 --> 00:27:13,076
I managed to get the team to focus.
553
00:27:13,101 --> 00:27:15,530
But it will not stay that way for long.
554
00:27:15,555 --> 00:27:17,207
It's like a frat house.
555
00:27:17,539 --> 00:27:20,521
Yeah, Tobin does really
seem in his element.
556
00:27:20,546 --> 00:27:22,614
One, two, three! Coffee creamer, go!
557
00:27:22,639 --> 00:27:23,817
Go!
558
00:27:23,842 --> 00:27:25,575
Yeah, they invented a new game.
559
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,519
It's just called Cranberry Leif.
560
00:27:27,544 --> 00:27:29,828
It's just where they throw
dried cranberries at me.
561
00:27:29,852 --> 00:27:32,731
Well, if you'll remember,
they used to play Snowy on Zoey
562
00:27:32,755 --> 00:27:33,865
with packing peanuts.
563
00:27:33,889 --> 00:27:35,856
Yeah, that was a fun one.
564
00:27:41,764 --> 00:27:42,888
Enough.
565
00:27:42,913 --> 00:27:46,210
It has been hours and hours,
and it feels like torture.
566
00:27:46,235 --> 00:27:48,724
Well, to be fair,
we have taken a coffee break,
567
00:27:48,749 --> 00:27:50,381
a lunch break, and there was one time
568
00:27:50,406 --> 00:27:52,294
you just ignored me for 45 minutes.
569
00:27:52,319 --> 00:27:53,825
I'm sorry, Max, I can't do this
570
00:27:53,850 --> 00:27:55,028
without my crystal ball.
571
00:27:55,053 --> 00:27:56,489
I can't commit to any of this.
572
00:27:56,514 --> 00:27:59,559
Okay, can we just try one more exercise?
573
00:27:59,584 --> 00:28:01,151
Fine.
574
00:28:03,252 --> 00:28:05,430
- Two truths and a lie.
- Oh, great, I love this one.
575
00:28:05,454 --> 00:28:06,597
Okay, I'll go first.
576
00:28:06,622 --> 00:28:08,536
One, I once got into
a street fight when I...
577
00:28:08,561 --> 00:28:10,935
- That's the lie. Are we done?
- Can you just let me finish?
578
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,406
- It could be any one of them.
- I don't think it can.
579
00:28:13,695 --> 00:28:17,775
Two, I may have started
hooking up with our friend.
580
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,410
Two, I'm well aware of that.
581
00:28:19,435 --> 00:28:22,414
Three, after 31 years on this Earth,
582
00:28:22,438 --> 00:28:24,747
I have never once heard my father say
583
00:28:24,772 --> 00:28:26,283
"I'm proud of you."
584
00:28:26,309 --> 00:28:27,739
Oh.
585
00:28:28,216 --> 00:28:30,087
You want to go there? Okay.
586
00:28:30,112 --> 00:28:32,145
Nothing else worked, so...
587
00:28:36,273 --> 00:28:39,786
In my early 20s,
I started a jeans company
588
00:28:39,811 --> 00:28:41,802
with my best friend, Zora.
589
00:28:41,827 --> 00:28:44,068
The night before our first meeting,
590
00:28:44,093 --> 00:28:47,091
I took all of our designs,
and I changed them.
591
00:28:47,753 --> 00:28:51,708
Then after steamrolling
him and all of his ideas,
592
00:28:51,733 --> 00:28:54,411
I sidelined him in the meeting,
cutting him out of the deal,
593
00:28:54,436 --> 00:28:57,615
all because I thought I
could do it all on my own,
594
00:28:57,639 --> 00:29:00,349
and I didn't want anyone
standing in my way.
595
00:29:01,477 --> 00:29:04,389
Zora and I had been best
friends since junior high,
596
00:29:04,413 --> 00:29:07,459
and I haven't spoken
to him in six years...
597
00:29:07,483 --> 00:29:10,544
All for a company
that didn't go anywhere.
598
00:29:10,569 --> 00:29:12,080
And what's your number two?
599
00:29:12,105 --> 00:29:15,785
That is why I can't sign
this contract, Max.
600
00:29:15,810 --> 00:29:18,502
It has nothing to do
with me trusting you,
601
00:29:18,527 --> 00:29:22,058
but everything to do
with me trusting myself,
602
00:29:22,083 --> 00:29:25,476
knowing that deep down inside me,
I am so good
603
00:29:25,501 --> 00:29:28,527
at saying goodbye to anyone
that stands in my way,
604
00:29:28,552 --> 00:29:30,363
just like that.
605
00:29:30,818 --> 00:29:32,980
It sounds like you have a lot of guilt
606
00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:34,384
about what happened with you and Zora.
607
00:29:34,408 --> 00:29:36,319
I mean, that's got
to be worth something.
608
00:29:36,344 --> 00:29:39,456
That's because he didn't
deserve to be treated that way.
609
00:29:39,481 --> 00:29:43,605
And the last thing I want to
do is to drive you away, too.
610
00:29:43,630 --> 00:29:45,738
Mo, that's not going to happen.
611
00:29:46,183 --> 00:29:48,799
I mean, every relationship
is always a risk,
612
00:29:48,824 --> 00:29:52,495
and whatever problem we have,
we can work out...
613
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:53,904
Contract or not.
614
00:29:53,929 --> 00:29:57,075
And if you do decide to screw me over,
615
00:29:57,099 --> 00:29:58,979
I will sic that redheaded
neighbor on you,
616
00:29:59,004 --> 00:30:01,120
and you do not want her fury.
617
00:30:06,792 --> 00:30:08,408
_
618
00:30:08,433 --> 00:30:11,511
Oh, um, I got to go.
619
00:30:11,536 --> 00:30:12,651
Zoey!
620
00:30:12,676 --> 00:30:14,654
Hey, Zoey, are you okay?
621
00:30:14,872 --> 00:30:16,987
Hey, is everything okay?
622
00:30:17,195 --> 00:30:19,006
Oh, yeah.
623
00:30:19,202 --> 00:30:20,479
I'm fine.
624
00:30:20,722 --> 00:30:23,143
But I do need your help with something.
625
00:30:23,168 --> 00:30:24,301
Okay.
626
00:30:24,326 --> 00:30:25,909
How'd it go with you and Mo?
627
00:30:25,934 --> 00:30:27,613
Great, I think we made
some real progress today.
628
00:30:27,637 --> 00:30:29,239
Wait, is there not an SOS?
629
00:30:29,264 --> 00:30:31,042
Because I thought
something was very wrong.
630
00:30:31,066 --> 00:30:32,222
I got out of my Uber
631
00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,253
and basically ran across
the bridge to get here.
632
00:30:34,278 --> 00:30:37,646
Well, I hope you're
not too tired for this.
633
00:30:44,580 --> 00:30:46,491
My mom and Jenna gave David
and Emily the night off,
634
00:30:46,515 --> 00:30:47,959
and they're watching
the baby at their place,
635
00:30:47,983 --> 00:30:51,295
which means the house is ours.
636
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,064
No more interruptions.
637
00:30:53,088 --> 00:30:55,021
Wait, wait, quick question... um...
638
00:30:55,046 --> 00:30:56,824
what did you do with the giraffe?
639
00:30:56,849 --> 00:30:58,560
Don't worry. I hid him in the closet.
640
00:30:58,585 --> 00:30:59,762
You're safe.
641
00:30:59,787 --> 00:31:01,186
Thank you.
642
00:31:04,232 --> 00:31:06,442
Maybe it's a bit much,
643
00:31:06,467 --> 00:31:08,445
but I wanted it to be romantic.
644
00:31:08,469 --> 00:31:12,058
I wanted to go big or go...
I am home, but you get it.
645
00:31:12,083 --> 00:31:14,254
Did you make that swan yourself?
646
00:31:14,279 --> 00:31:16,286
I might have gone to origami camp
647
00:31:16,310 --> 00:31:18,154
in middle school...
648
00:31:18,693 --> 00:31:21,057
- between hooking up with guys.
- Mm-hmm.
649
00:31:21,081 --> 00:31:23,059
Anyway, you want some champagne?
650
00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:24,404
Sure.
651
00:31:32,193 --> 00:31:34,037
Okay, so...
652
00:31:34,380 --> 00:31:36,691
- we're doing this.
- We are. We are doing this.
653
00:31:36,716 --> 00:31:39,476
Uh, so, on the off chance that
we might have found ourselves
654
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:40,844
back in this situation,
655
00:31:40,868 --> 00:31:42,879
I've been working on a
way to block heart songs
656
00:31:42,903 --> 00:31:45,248
from popping into my head
and ruining the moment.
657
00:31:45,272 --> 00:31:46,616
Oh.
658
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,985
- Do you have a tinfoil hat?
- Better.
659
00:31:49,009 --> 00:31:51,955
I found a very open-minded
therapist in Berkeley
660
00:31:51,979 --> 00:31:53,990
who gave me some strategies.
661
00:31:54,014 --> 00:31:55,659
All should be very good and normal.
662
00:31:55,683 --> 00:31:57,372
- Great.
- Yeah.
663
00:31:58,515 --> 00:32:00,715
Then lose the top, mister.
664
00:32:14,101 --> 00:32:17,981
♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪
665
00:32:18,005 --> 00:32:21,918
♪ Take me out to the crowd ♪
666
00:32:21,942 --> 00:32:25,689
♪ Buy me some peanuts
and Cracker Jacks ♪
667
00:32:25,713 --> 00:32:29,668
♪ I don't care if I never get back ♪
668
00:32:30,416 --> 00:32:32,695
Did your therapist's
strategy have something to do
669
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,398
with America's favorite pastime?
670
00:32:35,422 --> 00:32:37,367
Okay, good, that's what
you're supposed to be hearing.
671
00:32:37,391 --> 00:32:38,465
That means it's working.
672
00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:40,870
Yeah, I know it's totally an
odd soundtrack for intimacy,
673
00:32:40,895 --> 00:32:44,808
but I picked a completely
random and neutral song
674
00:32:44,832 --> 00:32:48,044
just to displace any other emotions.
675
00:32:48,340 --> 00:32:50,817
So you're literally
thinking about baseball?
676
00:32:51,705 --> 00:32:54,306
Okay, I can roll with that.
677
00:32:55,743 --> 00:32:57,621
♪ Let me root, root, root ♪
678
00:32:57,645 --> 00:32:59,890
♪ For the home team ♪
679
00:32:59,914 --> 00:33:02,893
♪ If they don't win, it's a shame ♪
680
00:33:02,917 --> 00:33:04,761
♪ 'Cause it's... ♪
681
00:33:04,785 --> 00:33:09,132
♪ Close your eyes, make a wish ♪
682
00:33:09,495 --> 00:33:14,136
♪ And blow out the candlelight ♪
683
00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:18,721
♪ For tonight is just your night ♪
684
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:22,012
♪ We're gonna celebrate ♪
685
00:33:22,317 --> 00:33:24,233
♪ All through the night ♪
686
00:33:24,258 --> 00:33:25,268
Max.
687
00:33:25,293 --> 00:33:27,050
Another song just snuck in there,
did it not?
688
00:33:27,074 --> 00:33:29,753
Yes, but if it makes you feel
any better, it was very smooth.
689
00:33:29,777 --> 00:33:31,755
No, it does not make me feel any better.
690
00:33:31,779 --> 00:33:34,473
Come on, Max, you trained for this.
691
00:33:34,498 --> 00:33:36,832
All right, you know what? I can do this.
692
00:33:36,857 --> 00:33:38,467
I just need to pick a lane.
693
00:33:38,492 --> 00:33:41,538
I got to get out of my head or,
honestly, more in my head.
694
00:33:41,563 --> 00:33:44,099
Either way, I just have to decide.
695
00:33:44,124 --> 00:33:47,337
It's fine, just relax.
It's not a big deal.
696
00:33:47,361 --> 00:33:48,672
No, no, no, I can do this.
697
00:33:48,696 --> 00:33:50,485
Let's just power through it...
698
00:33:51,380 --> 00:33:52,858
in a sexy way.
699
00:33:54,368 --> 00:33:58,181
♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪
700
00:33:58,205 --> 00:34:01,696
♪ Take me out to the crowd ♪
701
00:34:02,032 --> 00:34:03,620
♪ Buy me some... ♪
702
00:34:03,644 --> 00:34:08,382
♪ Pour the wine, light the fire ♪
703
00:34:08,407 --> 00:34:12,963
♪ Girl, your wish is my command ♪
704
00:34:13,235 --> 00:34:17,634
♪ I submit to your demands ♪
705
00:34:17,658 --> 00:34:19,703
♪ I will do any... ♪
706
00:34:19,727 --> 00:34:22,444
♪ Peanuts and Cracker Jacks ♪
707
00:34:22,469 --> 00:34:24,841
♪ I don't care if I never... ♪
708
00:34:24,865 --> 00:34:29,296
♪ Make love to you like you want me to ♪
709
00:34:29,321 --> 00:34:31,848
♪ And I'll hold you tight ♪
710
00:34:31,872 --> 00:34:34,150
♪ Baby, all through the night ♪
711
00:34:34,174 --> 00:34:37,253
♪ I'll make love to you when you... ♪
712
00:34:37,277 --> 00:34:39,155
♪ Root, root, root for the... ♪
713
00:34:39,179 --> 00:34:40,577
Oh, my God!
714
00:34:40,602 --> 00:34:45,288
♪ I'll make love to you
when you want me to ♪
715
00:34:45,313 --> 00:34:50,799
♪ And I will not let go
till you tell me to ♪
716
00:34:50,824 --> 00:34:55,237
♪ Oh, girl... ♪
717
00:34:55,571 --> 00:34:58,842
♪ If they don't win, it's a shame ♪
718
00:34:58,866 --> 00:35:02,012
♪ For it's one, two, three strikes... ♪
719
00:35:02,036 --> 00:35:03,749
- Time-out!
- I know, I know.
720
00:35:03,774 --> 00:35:05,772
I'm still singing two songs, right?
721
00:35:05,797 --> 00:35:08,417
There's a little bitof a Jekyll
and Hyde situation going on.
722
00:35:08,442 --> 00:35:10,920
Man, I paid good money to that guy, too.
723
00:35:10,944 --> 00:35:12,414
Listen...
724
00:35:13,113 --> 00:35:15,158
I don't care what songs
are coming out of you.
725
00:35:15,182 --> 00:35:16,393
But I do.
726
00:35:16,417 --> 00:35:20,438
I really just wanted us both
to be in the moment, you know?
727
00:35:20,463 --> 00:35:23,264
To give you that grief vacation
you've been wanting so badly
728
00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:25,267
without having you
hear every single thought
729
00:35:25,292 --> 00:35:27,111
running through my head.
It's like there's no way
730
00:35:27,135 --> 00:35:29,438
for it to not ruin this
entire experience.
731
00:35:29,463 --> 00:35:32,142
I actually feel the exact opposite.
732
00:35:32,758 --> 00:35:34,382
Knowing what's going on inside your head
733
00:35:34,407 --> 00:35:36,297
makes me feel closer to you.
734
00:35:36,914 --> 00:35:39,482
Well, it makes me feel like you've got
735
00:35:39,506 --> 00:35:43,157
this endless insight into me,
while I've got...
736
00:35:43,544 --> 00:35:45,219
nothing.
737
00:35:46,013 --> 00:35:48,293
You want to know what's going on
inside my head right now?
738
00:35:48,973 --> 00:35:50,492
Yeah.
739
00:35:55,322 --> 00:35:57,141
I'm excited...
740
00:35:58,292 --> 00:36:00,937
and a little nervous,
but I'm mostly excited,
741
00:36:00,961 --> 00:36:05,075
because it's not just
about being with anyone.
742
00:36:05,099 --> 00:36:08,586
It's about being with you...
743
00:36:09,703 --> 00:36:11,352
my best friend.
744
00:36:11,905 --> 00:36:14,407
And whatever happens...
745
00:36:16,276 --> 00:36:18,336
we're in this together, okay?
746
00:36:18,513 --> 00:36:20,110
Okay.
747
00:36:29,123 --> 00:36:31,175
♪ What if I told you ♪
748
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,872
♪ It was all meant to be? ♪
749
00:36:35,639 --> 00:36:37,984
♪ Would you believe me? ♪
750
00:36:38,165 --> 00:36:41,184
♪ Would you agree? ♪
751
00:36:42,114 --> 00:36:44,597
♪ It's almost that feeling ♪
752
00:36:44,622 --> 00:36:47,870
♪ That we've met before ♪
753
00:36:47,895 --> 00:36:53,332
♪ So tell me that you
don't think I'm crazy ♪
754
00:36:53,357 --> 00:36:56,059
- What are you doing?
- I am duetting with you.
755
00:36:56,083 --> 00:36:58,884
I know this one,
and I feel the same way.
756
00:37:02,156 --> 00:37:07,128
♪ When I tell you love
has come here and now ♪
757
00:37:07,153 --> 00:37:10,073
♪ A moment like this ♪
758
00:37:10,097 --> 00:37:13,643
♪ Some people wait a lifetime ♪
759
00:37:13,667 --> 00:37:16,379
♪ For a moment like this ♪
760
00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:20,150
♪ Some people search forever ♪
761
00:37:20,174 --> 00:37:23,119
♪ For that one special kiss ♪
762
00:37:23,143 --> 00:37:25,155
♪ I can't believe ♪
763
00:37:25,179 --> 00:37:28,550
♪ It's happening to me ♪
764
00:37:28,575 --> 00:37:31,961
♪ Some people wait a lifetime ♪
765
00:37:31,985 --> 00:37:34,831
♪ For a moment ♪
766
00:37:34,856 --> 00:37:39,707
♪ Like this ♪
767
00:37:49,381 --> 00:37:50,960
Ah, it was just incredible.
768
00:37:50,984 --> 00:37:53,847
Dinner at an actual restaurant,
a full night's sleep...
769
00:37:53,872 --> 00:37:57,357
I mean, we actually almost
feel like normal people again.
770
00:37:57,382 --> 00:38:00,628
I still can't believe Jenna pulled off
the 3:00 a.m. feeding.
771
00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:04,378
Oh, I literally had to pry
her eyelids open at one point,
772
00:38:04,403 --> 00:38:06,137
but she came through, didn't she?
773
00:38:06,162 --> 00:38:08,060
Big-time, yeah... Very unlike her.
774
00:38:08,085 --> 00:38:11,732
It's almost as if someone put
her up to it or something.
775
00:38:11,811 --> 00:38:12,872
Be honest.
776
00:38:12,897 --> 00:38:15,075
Giving us the night off
was your idea, wasn't it?
777
00:38:15,100 --> 00:38:16,848
I might have had to help a little bit,
778
00:38:16,873 --> 00:38:18,484
but it was a collaborative effort.
779
00:38:18,508 --> 00:38:20,146
She's trying.
780
00:38:22,328 --> 00:38:25,857
Yeah, listen,
I-I do appreciate my sister.
781
00:38:25,882 --> 00:38:28,535
It's just... she's a lot.
782
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,136
But I'm very thankful that
you've been helping her.
783
00:38:31,161 --> 00:38:32,965
I have been in help mode for so long,
784
00:38:32,989 --> 00:38:36,677
it's pretty much the only thing
I know how to do right now.
785
00:38:37,130 --> 00:38:39,572
Just don't be too charmed by her.
786
00:38:39,596 --> 00:38:42,108
Jenna can be the most
fun person on Earth,
787
00:38:42,132 --> 00:38:45,177
but right when you think you're
on top of the world together,
788
00:38:45,201 --> 00:38:49,503
the ground shifts,
and you're left cleaning up the mess.
789
00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:55,020
- Good morning, everyone.
- Hello, Maggie.
790
00:38:55,045 --> 00:38:57,950
David and Emily, nice to see you always.
791
00:38:58,164 --> 00:39:00,755
Maxwell, would you like some cereal?
792
00:39:00,780 --> 00:39:02,739
Thank you, Zoey. That'd be lovely.
793
00:39:05,005 --> 00:39:08,853
Okay, so, uh, is anyone
gonna bring up what happened,
794
00:39:08,878 --> 00:39:11,303
obviously, last night,
or are we all just gonna sit around
795
00:39:11,327 --> 00:39:12,805
trading knowing looks in silence?
796
00:39:12,829 --> 00:39:14,707
We are going to say nothing
797
00:39:14,731 --> 00:39:16,642
because Zoey already told us
798
00:39:16,666 --> 00:39:18,714
how she feels about that kind of talk.
799
00:39:18,739 --> 00:39:20,879
And we're not gonna
embarrass her or Max.
800
00:39:20,904 --> 00:39:23,135
- We are better than that.
- Since when?
801
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,737
Thank you, Mom and Emily,
802
00:39:24,762 --> 00:39:26,925
for showing admirable restraint.
803
00:39:27,915 --> 00:39:31,089
It's important that the women
in your life keep you in line.
804
00:39:31,114 --> 00:39:32,925
- And well-behaved.
- That is so true.
805
00:39:32,949 --> 00:39:34,143
Men are the worst.
806
00:39:34,168 --> 00:39:35,182
I mean, without women,
807
00:39:35,207 --> 00:39:37,370
the world would be like
one endless frat house.
808
00:39:39,499 --> 00:39:41,310
Will you guys excuse me?
809
00:39:41,335 --> 00:39:42,680
I have to go handle something at work
810
00:39:42,704 --> 00:39:45,149
that I should've taken
care of years ago.
811
00:39:45,174 --> 00:39:47,495
- Sure.
- I'll call you later.
812
00:39:51,682 --> 00:39:52,901
You know, if she weren't my sister,
813
00:39:52,925 --> 00:39:54,485
I'd totally high-five you right now.
814
00:39:54,510 --> 00:39:56,182
Seriously, don't hurt her.
815
00:39:56,206 --> 00:39:57,950
Huh? No.
816
00:40:01,611 --> 00:40:04,315
So do you want to do the honors?
817
00:40:04,340 --> 00:40:06,782
No, you're their boss. All you.
818
00:40:08,751 --> 00:40:09,962
Okay.
819
00:40:09,986 --> 00:40:12,425
If I could have everyone's attention...
820
00:40:12,450 --> 00:40:14,562
Since taking over as team manager,
821
00:40:14,587 --> 00:40:16,935
I haven't exactly loved
the dynamics around here,
822
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,272
so Zoey and I have decided it's time
823
00:40:20,296 --> 00:40:22,487
to change things up a bit.
824
00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:24,709
With that in mind,
825
00:40:24,734 --> 00:40:27,535
I'd like to introduce a few
new members to our group.
826
00:40:30,784 --> 00:40:32,032
I don't get it.
827
00:40:32,057 --> 00:40:34,157
Why do these
programmers look like girls?
828
00:40:34,182 --> 00:40:36,454
Oh, we're playing a new game today.
829
00:40:36,479 --> 00:40:39,125
It's called "Find Your Seats
on the Fifth Floor."
830
00:40:39,150 --> 00:40:42,662
I don't know. That sounds like
a terrible name for a game.
831
00:40:42,794 --> 00:40:45,348
Huh. Jared, Gabe, Kevin,
832
00:40:45,373 --> 00:40:47,676
HR's already been notified
of your transfers.
833
00:40:47,701 --> 00:40:51,203
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, not Gabe.
834
00:40:51,380 --> 00:40:54,199
Hey, man, um, what are you...
What are you doing?
835
00:40:54,224 --> 00:40:57,343
We're called "the brogrammers"
for a reason.
836
00:40:58,211 --> 00:41:00,054
Not anymore.
837
00:41:00,167 --> 00:41:04,851
McKenzie, Yasmeen, Cass,
welcome to the fourth floor.
838
00:41:05,373 --> 00:41:08,386
Okay, I don't know about
Extreme Marker Jousting,
839
00:41:08,411 --> 00:41:10,046
but I'm down to play Nut Punch.
840
00:41:10,071 --> 00:41:12,054
Who wants to go first?
841
00:41:18,148 --> 00:41:19,326
Uh-huh, look at that.
842
00:41:19,351 --> 00:41:20,666
I found that second typo
you were talking about,
843
00:41:20,690 --> 00:41:21,967
and you are right.
844
00:41:21,991 --> 00:41:24,725
This is the least
intimidating contract ever.
845
00:41:25,966 --> 00:41:28,310
Whoo-whoo!
846
00:41:28,335 --> 00:41:29,774
Finally!
847
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,226
I am so happy for you guys.
848
00:41:32,251 --> 00:41:34,656
The world better expect big things.
849
00:41:35,428 --> 00:41:37,582
Wait a minute. I just
realized something.
850
00:41:37,607 --> 00:41:38,695
Oh, no, what?
851
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:42,046
Today I got into bed
with both of my friends.
852
00:41:43,568 --> 00:41:44,694
I don't like the sound of that.
853
00:41:44,718 --> 00:41:46,926
- I feel dirty now.
- What? It's a metaphor.
854
00:41:46,950 --> 00:41:48,328
It makes me want to scratch you
855
00:41:48,353 --> 00:41:50,492
with these fake nails
that Mo glued on me.
856
00:41:50,517 --> 00:41:52,617
Mm-mm, don't do that.
Those things are a work of art.
857
00:41:52,642 --> 00:41:54,197
And we haven't even done
your photo shoot yet.
858
00:41:54,221 --> 00:41:55,290
- So come on.
- My what?
859
00:41:55,315 --> 00:41:56,360
- Photo shoot.
- Oh.
860
00:41:56,385 --> 00:41:57,658
- I didn't agree to that.
- Yes, you did.
861
00:41:57,682 --> 00:41:59,118
- Smile.
- Fashion spread.
862
00:41:59,143 --> 00:42:01,360
Oh, it's a selfie. Smile.
Let's do it up here.
863
00:42:01,385 --> 00:42:03,665
Is it bad that I think I like
this version of you better?
864
00:42:03,690 --> 00:42:04,735
Yeah, definitely.
865
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:08,384
- Posh Spice, Baby Spice.
- Hey, I want...
866
00:42:08,409 --> 00:42:09,769
Victoria Beckham.
867
00:42:09,794 --> 00:42:11,799
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