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[footsteps]
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[footstep continues]
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[screaming]
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No.
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Please.
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Bang!
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Nice shot, lover. What was that for?
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This was due back last Thursday.
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And besides, he forgot to rewind.
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Gumshoe Video.
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If we don't have it, we'll hit
the pavement looking for it.
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[crowd cheering and applauding]
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Wow, this is amazing.
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I don't really knowwhere to begin.
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[gasps]
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I told myself I wouldn't cry.
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Um... no, seriously, I haveso
many people to thank...
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I would just like tostart by saying...
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[ads playing]it's you
guys that make this...
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[crowd booing]
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[crowd screaming]Stop!
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Guys, can someone...
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[crowd yelling]
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[ads playing]Media Giant.
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[Buddy] It's horrible.
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It's okay.
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I know I can't compete withthese big
guys, but as long asl have you guys...
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my small and loyal followingof geeks
and weirdoes, I know I'll be alright.
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Everyone, have some more beer!
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Oh, and stick around, because later on...
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we are gonna have a specialmidnight
screening ofa 1949 classic She-Gorilla.
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Yes!
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That's right.
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[girl] Yeah!
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Alright.
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[people chatting]
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How was that, man?
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You're not supposed toshow ads
for two differentvideo stores...
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during the samecommercial break, alright?
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Who cares? When is the show again?
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Oh my god, 3:12 a.m.
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[illegible] God damn thing.
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Those are your people.
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Who? Scottish people?-Hmm-hmm.
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No, no, no, the freaks.
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They're up all night, sniffingglue, watching
competitivejump rope on ESPN for women.
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Those are the peoplekeeping
you in business.
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Yeah, you know, you're
right.-I know I'm right.
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All I'm saying is I love
Neilas much as everyone.
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But it was basically a rip offof
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid.
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[woman chuckles]
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Well, it was.-Thanks, man.
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I would've done somethingmore deconstructive,
likevideotape actual video tape.
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The commercial was
dynamite.-Great, thanks.
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And Denise was great. Where is she?
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I guess she didn't show it. She thinks
this whole thingis a little stupid.
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What?-Yeah.
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You okay?-I'm alright.
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Alright, see you guys,
bye bye.-Alright, bye.
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Have fun tonight, alright?
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[Marcia] I cannot
believeDenise didn't show.
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[Neil sobbing]
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[baby crying]
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[Neil] Hey, I'm just
kidding, I'm just kidding.
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[baby crying]
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Great.-[Neil] I'm just kidding.
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Hey, man, come here.
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What's up?
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Hey, you see that girl?
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Um, can you spill water on her?
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[giggles]Like on her tits?
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No, uh... in her lap.
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Alright.-Alright.
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Wait.
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Alright.
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Here.
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Don't insult me.
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[woman screaming][waiter]
Oh, my god, I'm so sorry.
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[screaming continues][waiter] I'm so
terribly sorry. I'm so horribly sorry.
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Awfully sorry.-[woman]
You should be sorry.
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I'm sorry, I'm so very sorry.
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Hey.-Hey.
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Sorry, I'm late.-Never mind.
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Guess that's what happens whenyou
turn into a big TV star.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, what happened withyour dress?
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Oh, yeah, it's nothing.
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Again, I'm really sorry.
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Uh... Denise, do you thinkyou're a
little hard onthat waiter before?
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Neil, what do you get out ofhiring some goon
to throwa pitcher of water in my face...
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while you hide...-It's not a pitcher.
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While you werehiding in the bushes.
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You are not sitting in front ofsome movie, you
are acting outsome immature little game...
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if you want this to work,
you'll have to grow up.
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Or we could just break up.
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What?
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Wait a minute, I came here to tell
youto get your shit together...
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you can't turn this
intobreaking up with me.
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Here we are.
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I don't believe this.
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The next thing you're gonnasay
is, "It's not you, it's me".
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No, it's definitely you.
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See you're not enough likeKatharine Ross
in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
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I don't know what that means.
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She was so supportive, she didn't
make Paul Newmanfeel stupid.
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She went along with it.
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Well, you know what, Neil? You can't go
long with someonewho's going nowhere...
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someone who runs a shitty littlevideo
store that doesn't evenmake any money...
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and spends his days hangingaround a bunch
of dorks talkingabout the Seventh Seal.
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No, hey, you likedthe Seventh Seal.
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I was faking it, you sucker.
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Oh, this is Burgman?
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The imagery is so powerful! What a genius!
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I'm so happyyou made me watch this.
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Hmm!
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[Neil] I can't keep sponsoringMonday
nights at the club, man.
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Come on.-I'm sorry, I can't do it.
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I'm getting killedon Mondays, dude.
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Nobody comes out to seethese local bands.
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These are shitty bands, man.
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Who the hell wants to watcha bunch of
high school metalheads with names like...
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shit and bricksand Trojan whores.
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Trojan whores?-Yeah.
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I like that.
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I don't know. You gotta help me out, dude.
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You got help me out. I'm taking
a bathon these live shows.
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I can't even afford new
uniformswith a soccer ball team.
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The other teams arelaughing at us.
It's a total joke.
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Shit.-I know.
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[ads playing]
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Oh, I love this, check out this entrance.
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[ads playing]
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[TV] What a sucker!
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[door bangs]
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[TV] You did a very good job yourself,
you didn't need too much of my help.
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No, I don't mind. I'm in
the video storeright now.
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No, it's one of thoselittle shitty ones.
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[TV] Yeah, and wouldn't
that break your heart?
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What do you think aboutThe
City of Lost Children?
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Excellent film by the same
guywho made Delicatessen.
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I'm on the phone, actually.
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What's Casino?
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To be honest, I wouldn't recommend it.
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It's basically a poor man'sgood
fellas bet in Vegas.
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Hang on, I'm, I'm... still on the phone.
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So which one should I rent?
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So which one do you recommend?
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[sighs][bangs]
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All of a sudden, you're mute?
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Oh, oh... I take it
you'retalking to me now.
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Who else would I be talking to?
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[chuckles]
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It's for a friend who'sat home
sick, which onedo you recommend?
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What's the matterwith your friend?
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Why?
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If your friend's got stomach fluand he's
running to thebathroom every five minutes...
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then I'd go for this one.
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But if your friend is in
somekind of medication like...
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You know what, just surprise me.
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This one.
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Great, uh... so how does this work?
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What do you mean?
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I've never been toone of these places.
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You never rented a movie?
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I've been to a movie, does that count?
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Okay, let's start you offwith a membership.
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You know what, I knew it
wassome kind of racket.
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No, not really, you need togive me your
driver's licenseand I'll give you a membership.
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I don't have a driver's license.
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How do you get around?-I get around.
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Okay, well, I can't give youa membership
until you giveme a driver's license.
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Hmm, how about a cash deposit?
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I'll give you 20 bucks.
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What? 20 bucks?-Yeah,
20 American Dollars.
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You know, these are all
typesyou kind of hard to...
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Alright, I'll give you 50 bucksand I don't
want to hearanything more about it.
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Fifty it is.
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Lucky for you, I saw my pimp today.
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Oh, ah, Fletch, right?
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No, his name is Donald.
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Well, that's it. That's all I've got.
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Don't blow it all
oncigarettes and toilet wine.
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[both chuckle]
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It'll be right here.-Alright.
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Great.
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[Neil whistling]
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[commentator speaking]
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[commentator continues speaking]
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[people cheering in TV]
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It makes no sense that zombieseat, they are
dead, they haveno digestive system that works.
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But they need people's brainsin order
to continue to livein the undead world.
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Yes.-How come they never puke?
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Their insides are full of puke.
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I still don't understand
whyzombies have to eat people.
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Why don't they justgo into restaurants?
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Absolutely.-It doesn't make sense.
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They need to eat brains.
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But they are already dead.
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I understand them killing peopleripping them
apart because theyare angry that they are dead.
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[Neil] Hi!
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Hi.-Hi.
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You like the movie?
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Um... yeah.
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Cool.
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We made ithalf way through, huh?
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Um... yeah.
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You want to see something cool?-Sure.
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Watch this. Hey, guys, guys, here!
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Hey.
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Okay, okay.
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She stopped it when Clancy
isfollowing the professor.
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My love, don't embarrassthe family.
It's clearly, the race track scene.
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Please, she obviously stoppedwhere the
goons jump Clancyback at his apartment.
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Hmm.
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You're on crack.
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This movie is stoppedat the
scene in the night club.
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Just as Baxter... depending
on the tracking...
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just when he confesseskilling the Gypsy.
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That's crazy.
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Why would anyone stop at
justwhen he's about to confess?
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[laughing]
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You're right.
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Precisely, hey, she wouldn't.She would
be dying to knowwho killed the Gypsy.
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Until I put it to you,
ladies and gentleman...
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that she fell asleep beforethe
Gypsy was murdered.
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And then she woke upin
the nightclub scene...
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and then not being able toappreciate the
ironic tragedyof Baxter having to murder...
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the only person who couldgot him
out of the hook, she shut it off.
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I don't know, put it in.
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He seems a little...
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[woman grunts]Let's see.
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[TV playing]
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[characters speaking]What's
wrong with that?
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- Will you cut that music out!
- Cut out the rest of the fuss!
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Why did you kill her?
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[laughing and applauding]
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Cool... but scary.
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Listen, I'm still gonna haveto
charge you full price...
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even though you onlywatched
half the movie, sorry.
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Uh... guys, did anyonetake an envelope
fromunderneath the register...
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written on itwas nothing at all?
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You wrote the words, "nothing
at all", on the envelope?
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I don't evenunderstand the question.
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[Marcia] Yeah, I'm confused.
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No?-No.
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Looks like I have mislaidyour deposit.
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I'm sorry.
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This is where you offer me
50dollars' worth of movie rental.
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It's a pretty good idea.
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00:15:37,267 --> 00:15:41,038
You know what, no offense, but I
don't think I'm reallygonna use it.
251
00:15:43,006 --> 00:15:45,909
You get a lot of goodmovies for 50 dollars.
252
00:15:47,177 --> 00:15:49,780
Or you could just take me
outto a 50-dollar dinner.
253
00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:53,851
Oh.
254
00:15:53,951 --> 00:15:56,687
Well, I could just use thecash
as well, just the cash.
255
00:15:56,787 --> 00:15:59,323
No, no, no.
256
00:15:59,423 --> 00:16:00,524
That's a great idea.
257
00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:02,860
I can write it offas a business dinner.
258
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,461
[chuckles]
259
00:16:04,561 --> 00:16:07,197
Uh... tonight?
260
00:16:07,598 --> 00:16:08,699
Sure.
261
00:16:08,799 --> 00:16:10,734
Do you know a placecalled Lightsides?
262
00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:12,069
Hmm.-Alright.
263
00:16:12,169 --> 00:16:13,871
I'll see you there at eight.
264
00:16:14,171 --> 00:16:15,973
Deal.-Cool.
265
00:16:19,076 --> 00:16:22,279
Uh, Violet.-Oh, Neil.
266
00:16:23,047 --> 00:16:26,283
[both chuckling]
267
00:16:36,193 --> 00:16:37,928
[woman laughing]
268
00:16:38,062 --> 00:16:39,096
She asked me.
269
00:16:39,196 --> 00:16:43,133
Hey, when your done fuckingthe customers,
want to playTrivia Pursuit with us?
270
00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:44,301
No, thank you.
271
00:16:44,401 --> 00:16:50,808
[TV playing]
272
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:07,791
[Neil whistling]
273
00:17:50,434 --> 00:17:52,403
Hi.
274
00:17:59,810 --> 00:18:02,346
Ha-ha.-Well, well, well.
275
00:18:03,814 --> 00:18:08,352
Look who decide to
finallyshow up for a date.
276
00:18:09,086 --> 00:18:13,223
Uh, I'm only three minutes late.
277
00:18:13,323 --> 00:18:16,293
We're on a business trip.
278
00:18:17,428 --> 00:18:22,366
I gotta tell you though,
it's a hell of a happy hour.
279
00:18:22,466 --> 00:18:24,435
[tapping on the couch]
280
00:18:24,535 --> 00:18:28,672
They got the best goddamnpeanuts in town.
281
00:18:28,772 --> 00:18:33,977
What?-Peanuts, P-E-A-nuts.
282
00:18:34,078 --> 00:18:36,747
Oh, alright.-Peanuts.
283
00:18:36,847 --> 00:18:38,649
I guess you'vebeen here a while.
284
00:18:38,749 --> 00:18:40,584
Okay, enough with the chitchat.
285
00:18:41,785 --> 00:18:45,489
You gonna take me backto
your place or what?
286
00:18:45,589 --> 00:18:50,761
Uh, you know my car is rightoutside, I can give
you a ride, or maybe I can call you a cab?
287
00:18:51,395 --> 00:18:54,264
What do you think?-You sure
you don'twanna take me home?
288
00:18:54,364 --> 00:18:57,167
Hmm...-Neil, look at me...
289
00:18:58,736 --> 00:19:01,438
I'm wasted.-Yeah.
290
00:19:02,139 --> 00:19:05,209
I mean, like shootinga fish in a barrel.
291
00:19:05,309 --> 00:19:09,046
[Violet laughing]
292
00:19:09,913 --> 00:19:16,687
Uh, you know, Violet? I think you are very
attractive. Really, you're very attractive.
293
00:19:17,054 --> 00:19:19,957
But come on, I mean, what
kindof guy would I be if I...
294
00:19:20,357 --> 00:19:23,560
take you homeand take advantage of you.
295
00:19:23,761 --> 00:19:25,062
[Neil whispers] You know?
296
00:19:25,562 --> 00:19:30,067
So...-You're such a nice guy, Neil.
297
00:19:30,167 --> 00:19:31,568
I'm gonna cry.
298
00:19:32,302 --> 00:19:35,906
It's just really refreshingto meet
such a decentperson these days.
299
00:19:36,006 --> 00:19:37,207
Vodka and soda.
300
00:19:39,209 --> 00:19:40,744
Um...
301
00:19:42,146 --> 00:19:43,680
I'll have the screwdriver.
302
00:19:45,582 --> 00:19:48,152
I thought there'llalways be a market...
303
00:19:48,252 --> 00:19:51,555
a group of customerswho needed
somethinga little more personal...
304
00:19:51,655 --> 00:19:53,157
and a little more intimate?
305
00:19:53,257 --> 00:19:54,324
Sure.
306
00:19:54,425 --> 00:19:59,596
Plus, most of these big storesdon't have more
than a few Altmovies, hardly any B movies...
307
00:19:59,696 --> 00:20:02,465
Sci-fi, Neway, forget about it.
308
00:20:02,466 --> 00:20:03,801
That's a bummer.
309
00:20:03,867 --> 00:20:04,935
I know.
310
00:20:05,035 --> 00:20:10,407
Plus, I find out there's gonnabe another Media
Giant storeopening at least a mile away.
311
00:20:10,841 --> 00:20:15,479
Did they send over a bunch ofguys in suits with
cash in theirbriefcases try to buy you out?
312
00:20:15,579 --> 00:20:20,150
No, I'm not really a threat,
they don't need to buy me out.
313
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:23,587
Goons with crowbars?-Um, no.
314
00:20:23,687 --> 00:20:24,755
No?
315
00:20:24,855 --> 00:20:27,124
No goons so far.
316
00:20:27,725 --> 00:20:31,428
Um, I guess we've eaten almost50
dollars' worth of food?
317
00:20:31,662 --> 00:20:32,663
Alright.-Ah...
318
00:20:32,763 --> 00:20:35,799
Not so fast, big boy, you
owe me a 50-dollar dinner.
319
00:20:37,568 --> 00:20:39,970
I put my own tally in...
320
00:20:40,371 --> 00:20:41,538
that'd be about...
321
00:20:42,005 --> 00:20:45,376
[machine clicks]
322
00:20:45,476 --> 00:20:46,643
About 37 bucks.
323
00:20:47,611 --> 00:20:52,282
Um, I'll have a brownie Sundaeand
a cup of coffee and...
324
00:20:53,884 --> 00:20:56,053
right, a piece of key-lime pie.
325
00:20:59,356 --> 00:21:04,628
So, what are we gonna doabout
that big video store?
326
00:21:06,063 --> 00:21:12,803
I mean, I assumed that everybodywould
feel the same waythat I felt, you know?
327
00:21:12,903 --> 00:21:15,339
But no, no, no, no.
328
00:21:15,439 --> 00:21:20,210
Most people just want to get intheir cars,
they want to driveto the local store and...
329
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:23,047
rent the latest disastermovie, you know?
330
00:21:24,014 --> 00:21:29,119
Well, there's not many peoplejust wanna come
in and havea leisurely stroll around...
331
00:21:29,219 --> 00:21:33,323
maybe talk about cool break,
shoot the shit... No!
332
00:21:34,024 --> 00:21:35,092
Sis.
333
00:21:35,192 --> 00:21:40,597
[TV] Media Giant online, renting your
favorite new releases as easy as watching.
334
00:21:46,136 --> 00:21:50,741
Um, which version of thelnvasion of the
Body Snatchers would you recommend...
335
00:21:50,841 --> 00:21:54,978
the 1956 version, or the 1978 version?
336
00:21:56,847 --> 00:21:58,849
We're closing in a few minutes.
337
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,236
Psst! Sh-ht!
338
00:22:19,336 --> 00:22:20,704
[whispers] Come here!
339
00:22:23,874 --> 00:22:24,942
[Violet] Hurry!
340
00:22:34,218 --> 00:22:36,220
Uh... so what's in your mind?
341
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:41,091
After he leaves, we'll go outand switch the
DVDs so thatthey are all in the wrong boxes.
342
00:22:41,725 --> 00:22:43,227
That could take all night.
343
00:22:43,327 --> 00:22:47,164
It'll only a take a second tothrow a
rock throughthe window, smart guy.
344
00:22:52,336 --> 00:22:54,004
[laughing]
345
00:23:00,077 --> 00:23:06,417
[DVD boxes click]
346
00:23:08,786 --> 00:23:12,056
Fancy, put somethingreally dirty in here.
347
00:23:12,156 --> 00:23:13,223
Alright.
348
00:23:14,558 --> 00:23:15,626
Here you go.
349
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,029
[unintelligible]
350
00:23:21,799 --> 00:23:22,866
Here.
351
00:23:26,470 --> 00:23:31,809
So we never really... got
to talk aboutyou so much...
352
00:23:31,909 --> 00:23:33,544
what is that you do?
353
00:23:33,644 --> 00:23:36,914
Hmm, I'm looking forsomething I like.
354
00:23:37,648 --> 00:23:39,950
Alright, what was your last job?
355
00:23:40,050 --> 00:23:41,919
Doing a little this, a little that.
356
00:23:42,019 --> 00:23:46,023
Uh-uh, and... what is it,
you know, you want to do?
357
00:23:46,657 --> 00:23:51,095
I don't know, have younever noticed how
smalljobs get boring pretty quick?
358
00:23:51,562 --> 00:23:53,030
Yeah, yeah.
359
00:23:53,130 --> 00:23:57,201
I would totally hire you, you know,
if you didn'tfuck up my inventory.
360
00:23:57,301 --> 00:23:59,436
[Violet laughing]
361
00:24:03,006 --> 00:24:04,074
Could I have a disc?
362
00:24:04,174 --> 00:24:05,409
[police car siren]
363
00:24:05,642 --> 00:24:06,744
Shh!
364
00:24:06,844 --> 00:24:11,281
[siren continues]
365
00:24:16,854 --> 00:24:17,855
Good idea!
366
00:24:18,956 --> 00:24:21,592
[screams]
367
00:24:24,895 --> 00:24:29,333
[alarm ringing]
368
00:24:47,351 --> 00:24:51,021
[both gasping]
369
00:24:51,121 --> 00:24:53,390
Oh my god, I thinkl'm
having a heart attack.
370
00:24:53,490 --> 00:24:55,659
My stomach.
371
00:24:56,727 --> 00:25:00,631
Silent alarm? I can afford a
silent alarm, forget about it.
372
00:25:00,964 --> 00:25:02,699
Why did I eat all that dessert?
373
00:25:06,103 --> 00:25:07,237
That was fun.
374
00:25:07,638 --> 00:25:09,406
Yeah, it wasn't badfor a Tuesday.
375
00:25:10,007 --> 00:25:15,212
Um, so, if we can get back tothe
car, can I give you a lift?
376
00:25:15,612 --> 00:25:18,515
No, you go, I think we've got
tosplit up for the night.
377
00:25:19,183 --> 00:25:21,985
Well, what are you gonna do?
378
00:25:22,086 --> 00:25:25,222
I'm just gonna lay low tillthe
heat dies out, you know?
379
00:25:25,322 --> 00:25:27,858
What? Just gonna hang in the yard?
380
00:25:27,958 --> 00:25:31,628
I don't know, there's probablya
Frisbee around here somewhere.
381
00:25:32,329 --> 00:25:33,397
I'll be fine.
382
00:25:33,497 --> 00:25:34,531
What are you doing?
383
00:25:35,499 --> 00:25:39,002
Look at that, whole new guy.
384
00:25:40,003 --> 00:25:45,008
Just remember, if they catch
you, deny everything.
385
00:25:45,109 --> 00:25:46,143
Alright.
386
00:25:46,477 --> 00:25:50,347
Oh, Neil, you certainly give
mea lot to think about.
387
00:25:51,281 --> 00:25:53,484
I'll never rent fromthat video store again.
388
00:25:53,584 --> 00:25:54,618
Tell me about it.
389
00:25:54,718 --> 00:25:58,655
Not just because they almostcertainly
have our picturebehind the counter...
390
00:26:03,894 --> 00:26:06,730
[Neil] Alright, well... why?-Ah!
391
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,201
[Violet] Hey, Neal.
392
00:26:12,803 --> 00:26:16,273
Neal, psst, hey, you.
393
00:26:18,509 --> 00:26:19,543
Yeah?
394
00:26:19,943 --> 00:26:22,713
[Violet whispers]We forgot
the goodnight kiss.
395
00:26:22,813 --> 00:26:25,849
I mean, you know, if you
wantedthe goodnight kiss.
396
00:26:27,117 --> 00:26:28,886
Yeah, sure.
397
00:26:29,586 --> 00:26:30,587
Um...
398
00:26:38,996 --> 00:26:40,064
Hello?
399
00:26:41,165 --> 00:26:42,266
Hello?
400
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,635
Hello?
401
00:26:48,872 --> 00:26:50,407
[kissing]
402
00:26:52,309 --> 00:26:55,345
[Violet] Okay. I'll catch you later.
403
00:26:55,679 --> 00:26:56,747
Okay.
404
00:27:15,399 --> 00:27:18,769
Tell you what, man, that was the
weirdestfirst date I'd ever had.
405
00:27:18,869 --> 00:27:21,839
Yeah, sounds to me like thatchick's
cookoo for coco puffs.
406
00:27:21,939 --> 00:27:25,976
I mean, did she havea tendency
to mutterthings loud to herself?
407
00:27:26,076 --> 00:27:27,378
No.
408
00:27:27,478 --> 00:27:29,480
Alright, then she's not schizophrenic.
409
00:27:29,780 --> 00:27:32,549
Did she have wild mood swings?
410
00:27:33,217 --> 00:27:37,488
No, she was prettyconsistently out there.
411
00:27:37,554 --> 00:27:39,390
Alright, then she's not bipolar.
412
00:27:40,090 --> 00:27:42,659
Does she have an unusualtendency
to count things?
413
00:27:43,494 --> 00:27:47,231
Um, well, she did get a
bitobsessed about the bill.
414
00:27:47,264 --> 00:27:51,535
Yeah, but I mean, did she touchthe bill
a lot, touch a lotdoorknobs, OCD style?
415
00:27:51,902 --> 00:27:53,003
No.
416
00:27:53,103 --> 00:27:55,739
Are we gonna play this game,
or you just list off...
417
00:27:55,839 --> 00:27:59,209
every diagnosis just to showme how
much you knowabout psychology?
418
00:27:59,309 --> 00:28:01,178
I'm pretty surethe girl isn't crazy?
419
00:28:02,012 --> 00:28:04,281
Yeah, okay. You're gonna
go outwith her again?
420
00:28:04,381 --> 00:28:09,086
I don't know, I don't havea number
and I don't knowwhere she lives.
421
00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:12,456
You gotta Google her ass.
That's what you gotta do.
422
00:28:12,556 --> 00:28:14,691
I don't know her last name.-[man] Hello?
423
00:28:14,792 --> 00:28:17,961
Oh, customer, I got
it.-Alright, thanks, man.
424
00:28:18,295 --> 00:28:19,463
Sorry.
425
00:28:41,785 --> 00:28:42,986
Hey.-Hey.
426
00:28:43,087 --> 00:28:45,856
I went inside to look for
you, but you weren't there.
427
00:28:45,956 --> 00:28:48,158
The store was totally empty, it was creepy.
428
00:28:48,258 --> 00:28:51,028
I thought maybe you're
havingthose promotional deals...
429
00:28:51,128 --> 00:28:54,298
like you are in a special
postapocalyptic movies or something.
430
00:28:54,398 --> 00:28:56,333
Nah, I was just passing time.
431
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,501
Yeah?-Yeah.
432
00:29:01,071 --> 00:29:03,607
Nice. Hey, do you knowhow
to "dunk slam" it?
433
00:29:03,707 --> 00:29:07,044
Yeah, I've been knownto
"dunk slam" in my day.
434
00:29:07,144 --> 00:29:09,113
Ah, nice steal.
435
00:29:09,747 --> 00:29:11,247
I want to learn how to do it.
436
00:29:11,248 --> 00:29:13,584
Okay, first of all, it's
called a "slam dunk".
437
00:29:14,318 --> 00:29:15,319
Yeah?
438
00:29:15,419 --> 00:29:16,487
Wow![wall bangs]
439
00:29:17,621 --> 00:29:18,689
You hear that?
440
00:29:18,789 --> 00:29:23,360
You gotta take these things inbaby steps,
today, you'll learnthat it's called a slam...
441
00:29:23,460 --> 00:29:24,495
Oh shit!
442
00:29:24,595 --> 00:29:27,431
Dunk.-This one'sfor all the marvels...
443
00:29:27,531 --> 00:29:32,736
the world finals. Five,
four, three, two, one!
444
00:29:33,771 --> 00:29:35,105
Yes!
445
00:29:35,472 --> 00:29:39,243
God's will! God's will!
446
00:29:42,146 --> 00:29:45,449
Well, the ball has to be in
theair when the clock runs out...
447
00:29:45,549 --> 00:29:50,154
you count down the clock, and then
you jump, so the game's over.
448
00:29:50,254 --> 00:29:54,758
I'm pretty sure it's the player, as long as the
player's in theair when the time runs out.
449
00:29:54,858 --> 00:29:55,993
Uh, no, it's the ball.
450
00:29:56,026 --> 00:29:57,728
I'm pretty sure it's the player.
451
00:29:57,828 --> 00:29:59,229
It's the ball.
452
00:29:59,830 --> 00:30:02,132
Um, but you can comedown now if you want.
453
00:30:02,232 --> 00:30:04,835
No, you come up here.
454
00:30:05,402 --> 00:30:06,704
It's nice, you'll like it.
455
00:30:06,837 --> 00:30:08,439
Aren't your hands killing you?
456
00:30:09,006 --> 00:30:10,741
Yeah.
457
00:30:12,309 --> 00:30:13,477
Wanna go pool hopping?
458
00:30:13,577 --> 00:30:15,612
Uh, no.
459
00:30:19,283 --> 00:30:21,652
[laughs]
460
00:30:25,956 --> 00:30:27,591
You carry binoculars?
461
00:30:27,858 --> 00:30:31,228
Oh, yeah, you'll be surprisedhow
often these babiescome in handy.
462
00:30:32,663 --> 00:30:36,199
People are doing all sorts ofnasty
things in privacyof their homes.
463
00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:39,303
Seems unfair we shouldn'tget
a peek at it, right?
464
00:30:42,506 --> 00:30:46,710
Looks like the manager issaying they
still can't findanything missing.
465
00:30:47,411 --> 00:30:51,548
And the cop is saying maybethey are
just some kidshaving some fun.
466
00:30:52,182 --> 00:30:56,153
And the manager's saying thatfrom the
security tape theydon't look like kids.
467
00:30:56,253 --> 00:30:58,889
Although the female
cooperatorseems quite fetching.
468
00:30:58,989 --> 00:31:02,126
I suppose she could pass as
acollege student in a TV show.
469
00:31:03,594 --> 00:31:08,565
And the cop is like, "yeah, she was quite
beautiful in aunique and fascinating way..."
470
00:31:08,932 --> 00:31:12,202
almost like the sunriseon a misty morning".
471
00:31:12,503 --> 00:31:18,876
Is this how most people getcaught
coming back to the scene?
472
00:31:21,378 --> 00:31:24,515
I have an idea, let's goto
my store and watch a movie.
473
00:31:24,615 --> 00:31:28,452
Oh, always with the movies... that's
the differencebetween you and me...
474
00:31:28,552 --> 00:31:32,556
I like you, Neil, but clearlyyou sit
around and you'recontent to just watch...
475
00:31:32,656 --> 00:31:34,691
and me, I have tobe doing something.
476
00:31:35,325 --> 00:31:39,329
I'm perfectly aware right nowwhat I'm
doing is sittingaround watching...
477
00:31:39,430 --> 00:31:41,532
so don't botherpointing out the irony.
478
00:31:41,598 --> 00:31:42,599
Huh-huh.
479
00:31:43,734 --> 00:31:47,670
Don't get me wrong, last night
was veryvery exciting...
480
00:31:47,671 --> 00:31:51,542
and I guess this isexciting too...
481
00:31:52,976 --> 00:31:57,481
and given that we're definitelygonna
get busted sitting here, but...
482
00:31:59,516 --> 00:32:00,584
can we just go?
483
00:32:01,051 --> 00:32:03,253
Hmm, okay.
484
00:32:04,822 --> 00:32:06,256
So where did you grow up?
485
00:32:06,290 --> 00:32:10,427
Alaska, and Stockholmand Cape
Town, but mostly Tasmania.
486
00:32:10,828 --> 00:32:14,865
Wow, that sounds incredibly...-Exciting?
487
00:32:15,399 --> 00:32:17,000
I was just gonna say made up?
488
00:32:17,768 --> 00:32:19,436
So where did you go to school?
489
00:32:19,503 --> 00:32:21,271
A mystery schoolfor young women.
490
00:32:21,672 --> 00:32:23,407
[chuckles]
491
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:24,842
Hmm, that sounds hot.
492
00:32:24,908 --> 00:32:26,543
Oh, yeah.
493
00:32:27,111 --> 00:32:31,615
We all wore baby doll pyjamasand
we had pillow fightsevery night.
494
00:32:32,483 --> 00:32:38,589
And when Ms. Stern caught us, She
doused us all with baby oil.
495
00:32:39,990 --> 00:32:41,024
Terrific.
496
00:32:42,459 --> 00:32:43,494
Terrific.
497
00:32:45,929 --> 00:32:47,731
So do you live around here?-No.
498
00:32:48,932 --> 00:32:50,868
Oh.-What?
499
00:32:52,703 --> 00:32:54,938
Did you think we're going backto my place?
500
00:32:54,972 --> 00:32:58,475
Slow down, Casanova.
501
00:32:58,776 --> 00:33:04,314
No, I was just hoping to getsome confirmation
that youactually live around here.
502
00:33:04,415 --> 00:33:08,786
I can't shake off the feelingthat you're just
blowing throughthe town like a carnival.
503
00:33:09,953 --> 00:33:14,458
Well, I can't give my addressout to
anybody, I'm sureyou'll understand.
504
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,261
Huh-huh.
505
00:33:18,362 --> 00:33:19,430
Well.
506
00:33:20,731 --> 00:33:23,033
I gotta go do some stuff.
507
00:33:23,267 --> 00:33:27,805
OK, well, thanks for stopping
bymaybe you'll stop by again.
508
00:33:27,871 --> 00:33:28,906
Nah.
509
00:33:32,509 --> 00:33:35,979
Actually, I'm ready to
giveyou my phone number.
510
00:33:36,714 --> 00:33:37,815
Cool.
511
00:33:38,315 --> 00:33:41,018
I want you to be very
carefulwith this number, Neil.
512
00:33:41,418 --> 00:33:45,122
Sure, I'll memorize the numberAnd
eat the paper, how does that sound?
513
00:33:45,222 --> 00:33:47,691
I wouldn't recommend it.
It's scented note paper.
514
00:33:47,791 --> 00:33:50,360
You'd be better offflushing
it down to the toilet.
515
00:33:50,461 --> 00:33:53,597
Okay, I wasn't actually gonna
dothat, but sure, I'll flush it.
516
00:33:53,697 --> 00:33:54,832
You are a sweet heart.
517
00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:10,814
[Lucien] Neil, what're you gonnado
when this place goes tits up?
518
00:34:11,849 --> 00:34:15,052
[Neil] I don't think it's
gonnahappen for a few years...
519
00:34:15,152 --> 00:34:20,557
not until people can getany movie
they want to, directly in a TV set...
520
00:34:20,657 --> 00:34:21,725
and I'm dead meat.
521
00:34:21,825 --> 00:34:23,327
You should go back to school.
522
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,964
I mean, look at me. I have absolutely
noconcept of the real world.
523
00:34:27,064 --> 00:34:28,132
Hmm.
524
00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:31,168
I think you need to find a wayto
supplement your business.
525
00:34:31,268 --> 00:34:33,704
You gotta turn this
placeinto a single's club.
526
00:34:33,804 --> 00:34:36,774
People come in here, they tellyou
their favorite movies...
527
00:34:36,874 --> 00:34:40,144
and you match them upwith the
perfect mateusing that information.
528
00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:41,645
Yeah, that's a great idea.
529
00:34:41,745 --> 00:34:43,480
You can charge woman 100 bucks.
530
00:34:43,580 --> 00:34:46,984
And no matter what theytell you,
you just give themmy phone number.
531
00:34:47,084 --> 00:34:49,686
If I set you up with someonewho
likes Ben Affleck...
532
00:34:49,787 --> 00:34:51,588
you'd throw her outof a moving car.
533
00:34:51,688 --> 00:34:53,724
I don't know. Is she cute?
534
00:34:54,491 --> 00:34:56,693
[John] Alright, this iswhat you gotta do?
535
00:34:56,794 --> 00:35:01,231
You gotta turn this place intoa late night
underground casino. Make some cash!
536
00:35:01,732 --> 00:35:04,168
Lots of towns have thesesecret
gambling clubs...
537
00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:06,170
places making like50 grand a night.
538
00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:09,773
Right, but if it's a secret,
how do people know to come?
539
00:35:09,873 --> 00:35:11,675
Uh, good question.
540
00:35:11,775 --> 00:35:14,745
You let it leak outthrough word of mouth.
541
00:35:14,978 --> 00:35:18,182
Well, then it's not a secretanymore
and thenyou get busted.
542
00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:23,654
That's why you have secretpassword,
something likeice station zebra or rosebud.
543
00:35:23,754 --> 00:35:27,224
No, no, no. You can't say rosebud,
you'll ruin citizen Kane.
544
00:35:27,324 --> 00:35:31,662
No, you don't, the only wayyou ruin citizen
Kane is youtell people rose bud is a sled.
545
00:35:32,062 --> 00:35:33,397
Rosebud is a sled?
546
00:35:33,564 --> 00:35:37,401
Yes, it's a sled, it's the last shot out
of... what film school do you go to?
547
00:35:37,501 --> 00:35:40,204
How do you let people knowwhat
the secret password is?
548
00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:42,773
You let it leak outwhat the password is.
549
00:35:42,873 --> 00:35:44,375
It's a secret.-Yeah.
550
00:35:44,475 --> 00:35:46,610
Then it's not a secret,
then you get busted.
551
00:35:46,677 --> 00:35:49,146
He's right.-I think
you're over-analyzing.
552
00:35:49,246 --> 00:35:52,316
You can't have a secret...-I
know you're over-analyzing.
553
00:35:52,416 --> 00:35:57,554
Excuse me, excuse me, I'm looking for
Neil Louis, the guy who owns this place.
554
00:35:58,155 --> 00:35:59,790
That's him.-That's the guy.
555
00:35:59,890 --> 00:36:01,024
That's me.
556
00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:03,794
I'm Detective Lowenstein,
this is Detective Barlow.
557
00:36:03,894 --> 00:36:06,497
We were wondering if we
couldhave a word with you.
558
00:36:06,597 --> 00:36:07,664
Oh, sure.
559
00:36:07,765 --> 00:36:09,933
Um, you want tocome into my office?
560
00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:15,606
[Neil] Guys, can youhold
down the fort?-Yeah.
561
00:36:18,609 --> 00:36:19,676
You see that?
562
00:36:20,177 --> 00:36:22,980
And you thought we don't
livein a totalitarian society.
563
00:36:23,047 --> 00:36:26,817
All you have to do is evenmention
opening upa secret gambling joint...
564
00:36:26,917 --> 00:36:28,117
the cops crack down.
565
00:36:28,118 --> 00:36:29,153
Shut up.
566
00:36:31,155 --> 00:36:32,923
What can I do for you, fellas?
567
00:36:33,590 --> 00:36:35,793
So you ownand operate this store.
568
00:36:35,893 --> 00:36:37,294
Yes, I do.
569
00:36:37,394 --> 00:36:39,396
And you havejust this one store.
570
00:36:39,496 --> 00:36:40,931
Yes.
571
00:36:41,031 --> 00:36:43,067
So it must reallybe tough for you...
572
00:36:43,167 --> 00:36:49,473
with these big franchise videostores bringing
up every day, must really tick you off...
573
00:36:49,573 --> 00:36:51,709
These big guys drivingyou out of business?
574
00:36:52,876 --> 00:36:54,878
What's the dealwith the old costumes?
575
00:36:54,978 --> 00:36:58,849
Oh, those... I use themfor promotions...
576
00:36:58,949 --> 00:37:05,422
if we were doing any specialon classic
horror films, I'll dress up as [illegible]
577
00:37:05,522 --> 00:37:08,425
I think you like to play
games, you little cock sucker.
578
00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:11,862
We're not gonna beataround
the bush, Mr. Louis.
579
00:37:11,962 --> 00:37:16,233
We know that you vandalizedthe Media
Giant video storeon Tuesday night.
580
00:37:16,333 --> 00:37:18,902
You're in a shitloadtrouble, shitface.
581
00:37:19,002 --> 00:37:22,072
You're actually ina very
fortunate situation.
582
00:37:22,172 --> 00:37:26,009
The person we're more
interestedin is your accomplice.
583
00:37:26,110 --> 00:37:27,344
My accomplice?
584
00:37:27,444 --> 00:37:28,479
No, I mean...
585
00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:31,215
Alright, cut themealy mouth act, shithead.
586
00:37:31,315 --> 00:37:33,117
We want to talk about the girl.
587
00:37:33,217 --> 00:37:35,552
We're willing to let
youslide on this thing...
588
00:37:35,652 --> 00:37:38,188
if you can just tell uswhere
we can find the girl.
589
00:37:38,288 --> 00:37:42,226
Why? I mean I barely know here. How
come you guysare looking for her?
590
00:37:42,326 --> 00:37:44,228
You don't ask thegoddamn question!
591
00:37:44,328 --> 00:37:46,530
We ask the goddamn questions!
592
00:37:47,731 --> 00:37:50,234
You don't need to knowwhat
she did, Mr. Louis.
593
00:37:50,334 --> 00:37:53,037
What you need is tell
uswhere we can locate her.
594
00:37:53,737 --> 00:37:58,976
Okay. I don't knowwhere she lives, I swear.
595
00:37:59,810 --> 00:38:02,079
You obviously have some
wayof contacting her.
596
00:38:02,579 --> 00:38:03,981
A phone number, maybe.
597
00:38:04,748 --> 00:38:07,618
No, no, she didn't give meany number.
598
00:38:07,718 --> 00:38:09,353
Alright, enough with this shit.
599
00:38:09,453 --> 00:38:13,957
You're gonna tell us whereto find the girl,
or the onlycostume you'll be wearing...
600
00:38:14,058 --> 00:38:15,259
is this one!
601
00:38:18,829 --> 00:38:19,863
What are you doing?
602
00:38:19,963 --> 00:38:21,865
You know goddamn wellwhat I'm doing.
603
00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:27,805
Oh, yeah, I think you know.
Alright, back off!
604
00:38:27,905 --> 00:38:29,707
This is mine!-I tried.
605
00:38:32,142 --> 00:38:33,944
Here he comes. Do it.
606
00:38:34,044 --> 00:38:39,550
[laughing]
607
00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:44,455
[laughing continues]
608
00:38:44,555 --> 00:38:49,793
[laughing]
609
00:38:49,893 --> 00:38:51,795
I owe you guys so big!
610
00:38:51,895 --> 00:38:58,702
[laughing continues]
611
00:38:59,470 --> 00:39:03,107
I met Tony at a Karaoke barand
Rick is my next doorneighbor.
612
00:39:03,207 --> 00:39:04,975
Don't they look like cops?
613
00:39:05,075 --> 00:39:06,276
[laughing]
614
00:39:07,978 --> 00:39:10,748
Oh, come on. You cannot be mad about that.
615
00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:11,882
Are you kidding me?
616
00:39:11,982 --> 00:39:15,352
I thought I was going to jail, I
thought I was gonnalose the store.
617
00:39:15,452 --> 00:39:20,224
Wasn't it wild?-I thought that
guy was gonnado something to me.
618
00:39:20,324 --> 00:39:22,760
You thought hewas gonna bugger you.
619
00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:25,028
[laughing]
620
00:39:25,229 --> 00:39:26,397
Jesus Christ.
621
00:39:26,497 --> 00:39:28,732
But you didn't givethem my phone number...
622
00:39:28,832 --> 00:39:31,434
even though you thought
youwere gonna get buggered.
623
00:39:31,435 --> 00:39:34,238
I didn't actually thinkhe's
gonna really bugger me.
624
00:39:34,338 --> 00:39:37,408
The whole good cop bad coproutine
was a littleover the top.
625
00:39:37,508 --> 00:39:39,009
You were so brave.
626
00:39:39,109 --> 00:39:41,378
[Violet chuckles]
627
00:39:41,478 --> 00:39:43,213
I gotta go homeand do some stuff.
628
00:39:43,313 --> 00:39:44,782
What are you doing tomorrow?
629
00:39:45,282 --> 00:39:48,752
I don't know, I'll probablyspend
some time in the store.
630
00:39:48,852 --> 00:39:49,853
I'll come visit you.
631
00:39:49,953 --> 00:39:54,525
You can teach me the differencebetween
thrillers and chillers.
632
00:39:54,992 --> 00:40:01,865
[Violet laughing]
633
00:40:09,673 --> 00:40:12,743
Hey, guys.
634
00:40:12,843 --> 00:40:14,278
Oh, hey.-Hey.
635
00:40:14,378 --> 00:40:16,313
Can you watch the storefor a while?
636
00:40:16,413 --> 00:40:17,981
Could we order a pizza?-No.
637
00:40:18,782 --> 00:40:21,719
Then yes, I will watch.
638
00:40:22,352 --> 00:40:23,454
Alright.
639
00:40:44,141 --> 00:40:46,610
Neil!-Neil, hi, cutie.
640
00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:47,811
What are you doing?
641
00:40:47,911 --> 00:40:50,280
This is good, you can
settlean argument for us.
642
00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:51,815
It's not really an argument.
643
00:40:51,915 --> 00:40:53,717
It's a differenceof opinion anyway.
644
00:40:53,817 --> 00:40:54,852
Okay, what is it?
645
00:40:55,285 --> 00:40:58,088
What's happening? Where are you going?
646
00:40:59,490 --> 00:41:00,524
What are you doing?
647
00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:04,328
I'm following a girl, okay?
It is important. What's up?
648
00:41:04,461 --> 00:41:08,799
I think the baby should wearsunglasses so
he doesn'tstare at the sun and go blind.
649
00:41:08,899 --> 00:41:10,367
And you think that's stupid.
650
00:41:10,467 --> 00:41:13,704
Yes, I do, I think it's stupid.
Why would a baby stareat the sun?
651
00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:17,674
Why wouldn't a baby stareat the sun? He
is a baby, he doesn't know any better.
652
00:41:17,775 --> 00:41:19,243
Get down, get down, get down.
653
00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:24,815
[kid giggling]
654
00:41:33,123 --> 00:41:34,458
You're killing me, buddy.
655
00:41:34,558 --> 00:41:38,796
A baby wouldn't stare at the sunany more
then it would holdhis breath and drop dead.
656
00:41:38,896 --> 00:41:40,097
Thank you.
657
00:41:40,697 --> 00:41:42,433
Is this whatmarried life is like?
658
00:42:20,838 --> 00:42:21,872
[cats mewing]
659
00:42:21,972 --> 00:42:23,073
[Violet] Kitties.
660
00:42:25,976 --> 00:42:27,311
There you go.
661
00:42:40,491 --> 00:42:41,658
Ha!-Fuck!
662
00:42:44,194 --> 00:42:46,029
[laughing]
663
00:42:47,865 --> 00:42:49,466
[laughing continues]
664
00:42:50,834 --> 00:42:52,136
I'm sorry.
665
00:42:54,938 --> 00:42:56,507
You'd be a lousy spy, Neil.
666
00:42:56,607 --> 00:42:59,076
Oh, no, I wasn't.I wasn't spying.
667
00:43:00,778 --> 00:43:06,850
You know, I'm totallycool with...
the cats and everything.
668
00:43:06,950 --> 00:43:08,685
I totally understand.
669
00:43:10,954 --> 00:43:14,458
You know, wipe that lookof pity
off your faceit's not my house.
670
00:43:14,958 --> 00:43:17,728
My place is a dump, but it's
a step upfrom this place.
671
00:43:18,762 --> 00:43:20,664
Oh.-I'll be right out.
672
00:43:20,764 --> 00:43:22,733
Okay. Okay.
673
00:43:30,808 --> 00:43:35,079
I sneak over every now and thento make sure
Mrs. Calmandoesn't forget to feed them.
674
00:43:35,179 --> 00:43:39,683
I have this fear that I'llwalk in one day
and they'll beeating her fingers and toes.
675
00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:40,784
[Neil] Yeah.
676
00:43:41,852 --> 00:43:45,155
I should have known it wasn'tyour
place when I sawthat TV set.
677
00:43:45,589 --> 00:43:47,157
I have a TV set, look.
678
00:43:47,257 --> 00:43:48,325
Oh.
679
00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:55,532
Do you ever think that if yougot a real TV
set so that youwouldn't feel the need...
680
00:43:55,632 --> 00:43:57,701
to go around playingall these adventures?
681
00:43:58,402 --> 00:43:59,503
Hmm.
682
00:44:00,170 --> 00:44:06,210
I like to think that becausel lead a life
of adventurethat I don't need a TV set.
683
00:44:07,945 --> 00:44:10,647
Besides, what has televisionsgot
that I haven't got?
684
00:44:12,049 --> 00:44:13,083
Game shows?
685
00:44:13,183 --> 00:44:15,986
Hmm, I have a Monopoly sethere somewhere.
686
00:44:16,086 --> 00:44:19,757
Except all of the pieces missingexcept
for the top patand the little dog.
687
00:44:19,857 --> 00:44:22,192
Hmm, ESPN Classic?
688
00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:24,361
I don't know what that is.
689
00:44:25,295 --> 00:44:27,664
I have somethingcalled a Space Channel.
690
00:44:27,765 --> 00:44:28,899
Oh, really?
691
00:44:50,954 --> 00:44:56,794
I also have some selectionof
pornography channels
692
00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:19,349
♪ Oh help me, I want to lay down. ♪
693
00:45:23,654 --> 00:45:27,791
♪ Oh, help me ♪
694
00:45:29,827 --> 00:45:33,464
♪ I want to lay down. ♪
695
00:45:43,273 --> 00:45:47,578
♪ I follow my own song. ♪
696
00:45:48,278 --> 00:45:53,884
♪ Oh I follow my own song. ♪
697
00:46:26,350 --> 00:46:29,520
♪ And I screwed some fakes. ♪
698
00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:36,393
♪ And I loved so soft. ♪
699
00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:41,999
♪ The pink mountaintops. ♪
700
00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:56,914
[Marcia] Hi.-Hi.
701
00:46:57,014 --> 00:46:58,215
Hi, where are you going?
702
00:46:58,315 --> 00:46:59,950
I'm going to the park.
703
00:47:00,050 --> 00:47:02,519
We're going to the park, you come with us.
704
00:47:02,619 --> 00:47:05,656
Well, I'm kind ofmeeting someone.
705
00:47:05,756 --> 00:47:08,092
Ah, a new girlfriend, right?
706
00:47:08,192 --> 00:47:10,060
The one that we stalkedthe other day?
707
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,362
Yes.-Yeah, can we meet her, please?
708
00:47:12,463 --> 00:47:13,630
You want to meet her?
709
00:47:13,731 --> 00:47:14,865
Yes, please.
710
00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:16,533
I'm going to get the car.
711
00:47:18,035 --> 00:47:19,269
[Marcia] Good times!
712
00:47:21,171 --> 00:47:22,339
Um...
713
00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:50,367
Child locks.
714
00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,472
Hi.-Hi.
715
00:47:56,306 --> 00:47:58,442
You brought friends.-Yeah.
716
00:48:00,044 --> 00:48:01,879
Oh, are you nervousabout something?
717
00:48:01,979 --> 00:48:05,115
You've got that stinkybreath
people getwhen they are nervous.
718
00:48:05,215 --> 00:48:08,852
No, it's just... they are very good
quiet peopleand they have a baby...
719
00:48:09,853 --> 00:48:12,456
Can you not do that?
720
00:48:12,790 --> 00:48:14,124
Hi.-Hi.
721
00:48:14,224 --> 00:48:16,360
Violet, this is Marcia, this is Buddy.
722
00:48:16,460 --> 00:48:17,861
It's so nice to meet you.
723
00:48:17,961 --> 00:48:19,096
Who is this?
724
00:48:19,196 --> 00:48:20,431
This is Emerson.
725
00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:22,466
Oh my gosh, can I hold him?
726
00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:25,035
Of course you can.-I want to hold a baby.
727
00:48:27,838 --> 00:48:29,239
Here you got him?-Yeah.
728
00:48:29,339 --> 00:48:30,741
[everyone screams]
729
00:48:30,841 --> 00:48:36,346
[everyone laughs]
730
00:48:36,447 --> 00:48:40,818
Listen, we're so sorry thatwe're in on the
date, but wejust really wanted to meet you.
731
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:43,120
No, don't be silly, there's plenty of food.
732
00:48:45,122 --> 00:48:48,425
Plenty of food, Emerson!
733
00:48:49,293 --> 00:48:51,462
This is nice, I'm so gladyou can join us.
734
00:48:51,562 --> 00:48:53,597
Wow, you made food.
735
00:48:53,697 --> 00:48:54,965
Let's see what we've got.
736
00:48:57,134 --> 00:48:59,903
Now I wish I could sayl
made all of this, but...
737
00:49:00,003 --> 00:49:01,438
[laughs]
738
00:49:02,039 --> 00:49:03,173
What are you up to?
739
00:49:03,273 --> 00:49:06,410
Now this, I did make.
740
00:49:06,510 --> 00:49:10,647
Oh my god, I love this. I have tried
to make thisa couple of times...
741
00:49:10,748 --> 00:49:12,516
and it always just sucks.
742
00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:13,717
It's true.
743
00:49:14,451 --> 00:49:15,986
Did you put LSD in the jello?
744
00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:18,555
Oh my god, how did you know?
745
00:49:20,190 --> 00:49:22,893
Believe it or not, the
secret ingredient is salt.
746
00:49:23,227 --> 00:49:24,294
Really?-Hmm-hmm.
747
00:49:24,695 --> 00:49:26,630
I know it sounds gross, but it's true.
748
00:49:26,730 --> 00:49:31,235
Not surprising, because there'sactually a
lot of dessertrecipes that call for salt.
749
00:49:31,335 --> 00:49:32,536
Really?-It's true.
750
00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:34,505
It's amazing.
751
00:49:35,406 --> 00:49:37,808
So you guys start...
752
00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:42,413
I'm actually gonna goand feed the ducks.
753
00:49:42,546 --> 00:49:44,581
[Marcia] Okay.
754
00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:46,450
You are going away?
755
00:49:50,854 --> 00:49:52,856
I love her.-Yeah.
756
00:49:52,956 --> 00:49:54,124
[Buddy] She's a keeper.
757
00:49:54,224 --> 00:49:55,893
Yeah.-[Marcia] And she's pretty.
758
00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:57,294
Yeah.-She is a hell cat.
759
00:49:57,394 --> 00:49:58,529
[laughing]
760
00:49:59,096 --> 00:50:00,197
Hi, there.
761
00:50:00,297 --> 00:50:01,432
Hello.-Hi.
762
00:50:02,066 --> 00:50:03,267
Beautiful day, isn't it?
763
00:50:03,367 --> 00:50:04,601
Yeah, it really is.
764
00:50:05,803 --> 00:50:06,870
Oh, no.
765
00:50:07,705 --> 00:50:09,973
Um... how come you guysare eating our food?
766
00:50:18,949 --> 00:50:20,384
So what was the bet?
767
00:50:20,884 --> 00:50:23,687
If the bucks won, I could
shove a burritoin your face.
768
00:50:23,787 --> 00:50:27,758
The last time you lost, I was
supposed to get topiss on your foot.
769
00:50:28,125 --> 00:50:29,159
I never did.
770
00:50:29,259 --> 00:50:30,728
What are you waiting for?
771
00:50:30,828 --> 00:50:32,830
You want to piss on my foot, be my guest.
772
00:50:32,930 --> 00:50:34,064
Hey, Neil.-Yeah.
773
00:50:34,465 --> 00:50:36,300
You want to see mepiss on his foot?
774
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,769
Sure, yeah, just not in the store.
775
00:50:39,436 --> 00:50:41,538
Take your sneaker off.-Wait slow down.
776
00:50:42,172 --> 00:50:45,309
Now listen, why don't we godouble
or nothing ontonight's game?
777
00:50:45,409 --> 00:50:47,344
I don't understandwhat I get if I win?
778
00:50:47,444 --> 00:50:49,513
How do I double uppissing on your foot?
779
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:51,315
Both feet.
780
00:50:51,415 --> 00:50:54,685
Oh, shit, I forgot about the game.
781
00:50:54,785 --> 00:50:56,687
I'm supposed togo to Violet's tonight.
782
00:50:57,488 --> 00:50:59,723
What? The pranksterdoesn't
let you watch TV?
783
00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:05,162
It's not that. It's just shelikes to
act stuff out, like a scene I guess.
784
00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:08,198
She couldn't bemore perfect for you.
785
00:51:08,298 --> 00:51:09,366
You think so, right?
786
00:51:09,466 --> 00:51:11,935
Too bad, man, it's gonnabe a great game.
787
00:51:12,202 --> 00:51:13,604
I know, shit.
788
00:51:15,339 --> 00:51:16,707
Are your friends mad at me?
789
00:51:17,674 --> 00:51:19,376
No, they thought it was cute.
790
00:51:20,310 --> 00:51:24,014
Um, so where isthe cat lady tonight?
791
00:51:24,615 --> 00:51:27,217
I don't know, sometimes she goes out.
792
00:51:28,118 --> 00:51:31,121
I think she's balling that
guythat picks up aluminium cans.
793
00:51:31,221 --> 00:51:32,289
Hmm.
794
00:51:32,856 --> 00:51:35,592
Do you think we should
goand check on the cats?
795
00:51:38,862 --> 00:51:40,197
Not especially.
796
00:51:40,898 --> 00:51:43,200
It's been dark over
therefor a few hours now.
797
00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:46,136
I think we should goand check on them.
798
00:51:49,373 --> 00:51:50,474
What's your angle?
799
00:51:50,574 --> 00:51:51,642
Why?
800
00:51:51,742 --> 00:51:58,682
[commentator speaking on TV]
801
00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:01,218
[Neil cheers]Yes!
802
00:52:01,318 --> 00:52:02,786
[table bangs]Yes!
803
00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:05,989
Sorry.
804
00:52:06,590 --> 00:52:09,493
Wow, that was the first coolthing
that happened all night.
805
00:52:09,593 --> 00:52:11,562
Come on, that was amazing.
806
00:52:14,631 --> 00:52:18,302
Wait, are you pissed becausel
want to watch the game?
807
00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:23,941
No, I just don't get it, if youlike basketball,
we could be outplaying basketball right now.
808
00:52:24,041 --> 00:52:28,479
We could be sneaking intoa high school
gym, playingbasketball by candle light.
809
00:52:28,846 --> 00:52:30,280
Yeah, no.
810
00:52:31,448 --> 00:52:33,584
But sometimes, it's nice to do something...
811
00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:39,256
that's fun notscrewy and weird.
812
00:52:40,624 --> 00:52:41,725
You know?
813
00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:46,096
[Violet sighs]
814
00:52:59,576 --> 00:53:03,113
Whenever I'm in a cemeteryl tried
to look for the graveof somebody...
815
00:53:03,213 --> 00:53:04,748
who died the day I was born.
816
00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:10,387
And then you steala headstone and
dumped iton someone's doorstep.
817
00:53:10,487 --> 00:53:13,357
No, just to gives
yousomething to think about.
818
00:53:14,024 --> 00:53:20,998
That guy is here, now he's gone and I'm
here. I'm taking his place, you know?
819
00:53:21,732 --> 00:53:25,169
Would he want me to sit
aroundwatching TV all day?
820
00:53:25,269 --> 00:53:26,336
No.
821
00:53:27,671 --> 00:53:30,274
He would want me to run
around, all sorts of shit.
822
00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:37,548
Is this why you feel the need
togo out and cause trouble?
823
00:53:41,318 --> 00:53:42,953
I have a condition.
824
00:53:45,823 --> 00:53:47,491
It's called bore-phobia.
825
00:53:47,591 --> 00:53:48,692
Bore-phobia?
826
00:53:52,730 --> 00:53:54,431
Bore-phobia.
827
00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:59,303
I see, you'reallergic to boredom.
828
00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:02,673
A very exoticand misunderstood disorder.
829
00:54:03,607 --> 00:54:07,544
So you can understandwhy doctors
are reluctant todiagnose it.
830
00:54:11,682 --> 00:54:15,919
Hey look, you know, I...
831
00:54:16,019 --> 00:54:17,421
I hear what you are saying.
832
00:54:18,021 --> 00:54:22,626
And I wish I could bemore totally
reckless, and I'm trying.
833
00:54:23,394 --> 00:54:29,333
I mean, if you wannago nude hang-gliding,
I'll go nude hang-gliding.
834
00:54:29,433 --> 00:54:31,135
Really? Because I know this guy.
835
00:54:31,235 --> 00:54:33,604
Not right now.-It's a guy...
836
00:54:33,704 --> 00:54:34,838
But I could call him.
837
00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:38,542
Not right now, just let me finish.
838
00:54:40,010 --> 00:54:46,917
I want to those things, but justin
a little more not insane way.
839
00:54:47,818 --> 00:54:49,853
So I'll go nude hang-gliding...
840
00:54:49,953 --> 00:54:52,956
but I just don't want togo
to bed and then wake up...
841
00:54:53,757 --> 00:54:56,460
and find myself in a
hang-gliderwith no clothes on.
842
00:54:58,195 --> 00:54:59,363
Are you okay with that?
843
00:55:00,964 --> 00:55:01,999
I understand.
844
00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:05,202
Good.
845
00:55:08,906 --> 00:55:10,641
You want tocome back to my place?
846
00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:15,713
I don't think so.
847
00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:20,317
Are you upset with me?-No, not at all.
848
00:55:21,018 --> 00:55:26,156
It's just you got in my head nowyou are getting
on your clothesinto a hang glider without...
849
00:55:26,256 --> 00:55:29,626
waking up, it's justmy wheels are spinning.
850
00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:34,131
I just don't think you reallywant
me to be in bed withyou tonight.
851
00:55:34,231 --> 00:55:35,232
Right.
852
00:55:35,733 --> 00:55:36,800
Fair enough.
853
00:55:51,482 --> 00:55:55,285
[singing]
854
00:55:57,921 --> 00:56:00,891
[singing continues]
855
00:56:17,775 --> 00:56:19,143
Hey.-Hey.
856
00:56:19,977 --> 00:56:22,713
A good crowd.-Yeah, it's
a reallygood band tonight.
857
00:56:22,813 --> 00:56:27,051
We've got the singerand the keyboard
player fromthe American Sex Club.
858
00:56:27,151 --> 00:56:30,821
They also get the guitarsand bass
player fromthe Mustache Rides.
859
00:56:31,221 --> 00:56:35,359
Plus, tonight they got thedrummer from Tard
sitting in, so should be pretty bad-ass.
860
00:56:36,093 --> 00:56:37,461
You lost me, dude.
861
00:56:37,995 --> 00:56:42,966
Okay, look, the drummer isnormally in a band
called Tard, tonight he is not, alright?
862
00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:45,102
Alright, ...-Yeah, you go check it out.
863
00:56:45,202 --> 00:56:47,604
It's probably better that
way, learn from doing.
864
00:57:14,965 --> 00:57:16,300
Neil, see you later.
865
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,769
So she likes musicians, huh?
866
00:57:25,209 --> 00:57:26,343
[doorbell rings]
867
00:58:02,579 --> 00:58:06,717
[singing]
868
00:59:08,145 --> 00:59:10,080
Thank you and good night.
869
00:59:14,718 --> 00:59:16,153
That was great.
870
00:59:17,521 --> 00:59:19,022
Of course it was great, baby.
871
00:59:19,823 --> 00:59:21,325
Why don't you get me a beer?
872
00:59:22,159 --> 00:59:26,263
[Neil coughing][Violet laughing]
873
00:59:31,201 --> 00:59:34,638
So, you do thiskind of thing much?
874
00:59:34,972 --> 00:59:38,375
Balling guitar players? I don't
usuallygo for musicians.
875
00:59:39,176 --> 00:59:40,277
Really?
876
00:59:42,646 --> 00:59:44,548
Why did you thinkthat I did, Neil?
877
00:59:45,382 --> 00:59:49,620
Uh, I heardthat chicks dig musicians.
878
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:52,623
No, magicians, we go nuts for magicians.
879
00:59:52,823 --> 00:59:55,592
Get the wax out of your ears.
880
00:59:56,660 --> 00:59:57,694
Oh?
881
00:59:59,963 --> 01:00:05,202
So you never dated a musiciannot even that
guy that I saw youwith at Baltimore Jacks?
882
01:00:06,370 --> 01:00:09,206
I always know when youare spying on me.
883
01:00:09,306 --> 01:00:12,242
I get a little warm spot on
theback of my neck right here.
884
01:00:12,710 --> 01:00:13,911
That was for my benefit?
885
01:00:14,011 --> 01:00:15,979
[laughing]
886
01:00:16,580 --> 01:00:17,614
You're a sicko.
887
01:00:18,649 --> 01:00:21,351
Maybe, but I managed tobring
out a rock star in you.
888
01:00:27,491 --> 01:00:30,594
I've dated a few musiciansbut I swore off.
889
01:00:30,694 --> 01:00:32,029
Really, why is that?
890
01:00:32,362 --> 01:00:37,167
Well, first, there wasGarry
Leathers.[illegible]
891
01:00:43,374 --> 01:00:45,509
[Neil] At least he hada great stage name.
892
01:00:45,609 --> 01:00:47,244
Except that wasn't a stage name.
893
01:00:47,344 --> 01:00:50,614
Garry Leather's just a givenname,
stage name wasRandy Cocks.
894
01:00:50,714 --> 01:00:52,950
[laughs]Nice.
895
01:00:53,050 --> 01:00:54,952
And then there wasRick Niamacus.
896
01:00:55,219 --> 01:00:59,623
Rick's all the ambition in lifewas play the
entire guitarssolo from hot for teacher.
897
01:00:59,690 --> 01:01:04,361
[guitar playing]
898
01:01:04,461 --> 01:01:08,632
Once in a day, he did it.
899
01:01:09,133 --> 01:01:11,602
After more than ten years,
he finally nailed it.
900
01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:18,342
And after filling his ambitionin life, there
is really onlyone thing left for him to do...
901
01:01:18,442 --> 01:01:21,145
[screaming]
902
01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:28,919
[Violet] Oh god! Oh my god!
903
01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:31,422
Wow.-Hmm.
904
01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:34,958
And that put you offfor musicians forever.
905
01:01:35,059 --> 01:01:36,493
No, but you would think so.
906
01:01:36,927 --> 01:01:39,296
Finally there was Garth Bodka.
907
01:01:40,230 --> 01:01:43,400
Gigantic bald, musical prodigy from Poland.
908
01:01:44,768 --> 01:01:46,970
See I thoughtRock and Roll was a problem...
909
01:01:47,071 --> 01:01:50,874
but this classically trainedgargantuan
was ten timesworse than the rest.
910
01:01:50,941 --> 01:01:54,211
[Neil] Hmm, and how did that go?
911
01:01:54,978 --> 01:01:59,049
[Violet] Hmm, he's been chasingme all
over the countryfor the last three years.
912
01:01:59,483 --> 01:02:02,586
I move to another city, he follows
me and breaksdown my door.
913
01:02:03,287 --> 01:02:07,691
I move to somewhere else, he tracks me
down again, breaks down my door again.
914
01:02:08,559 --> 01:02:10,794
I'm tired, I'm gonna go to bed. Good night.
915
01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:02,212
Here you go.-I'll take this.
916
01:03:02,312 --> 01:03:03,847
Yeah?-Yeah, I'll take this.
917
01:03:04,114 --> 01:03:05,149
Okay.
918
01:03:10,354 --> 01:03:12,256
Steve Jackson.
919
01:03:13,657 --> 01:03:17,094
It's a nice generic
nameyou've got there, Steve.
920
01:03:18,028 --> 01:03:19,063
I guess.
921
01:03:21,065 --> 01:03:22,433
Interesting accent.
922
01:03:22,766 --> 01:03:23,967
Where's the accent from?
923
01:03:24,768 --> 01:03:26,704
Wyoming.-Right.
924
01:03:29,673 --> 01:03:31,842
You catch the gamelast night, Steve?
925
01:03:33,077 --> 01:03:36,313
I think Lakers are gonnawin
it all again this year.
926
01:03:37,181 --> 01:03:39,116
Just like they did last year.
927
01:03:39,783 --> 01:03:40,784
Yeah.
928
01:03:40,884 --> 01:03:43,787
Lakers didn't win the
championlast year, Steve.
929
01:03:49,793 --> 01:03:51,428
Can I just get my card please?
930
01:04:11,949 --> 01:04:14,184
[Neil sighs]
931
01:04:15,853 --> 01:04:19,356
Remember when you werewondering
why we don't havemany customers?
932
01:04:19,456 --> 01:04:23,793
[movie playing]
933
01:04:23,794 --> 01:04:27,564
[man laughing]
934
01:04:27,865 --> 01:04:32,036
[laughing continues]
935
01:04:32,136 --> 01:04:33,904
That's him. That's the guy.
936
01:04:34,772 --> 01:04:36,206
What are you talking about?
937
01:04:40,644 --> 01:04:43,647
Alright, knock it off! You
crazy fucking polark!
938
01:04:43,781 --> 01:04:48,819
[audience applauding]
939
01:04:48,886 --> 01:04:50,487
I got my eye on you, alright?
940
01:04:50,654 --> 01:04:54,658
You ever set foot anywherenear Violet, I
will personallyshit down your throat.
941
01:04:54,758 --> 01:04:55,826
You got it?
942
01:05:02,733 --> 01:05:03,767
What was that?
943
01:05:04,902 --> 01:05:08,205
Oh, oh man.
944
01:05:09,940 --> 01:05:14,511
Violet, she's playing thesetricks on me,
she tries toget inside of my mind...
945
01:05:15,245 --> 01:05:18,348
She thinks it's funny, so
shetells me this guy after her...
946
01:05:18,449 --> 01:05:20,650
this bald guy, ex-boyfriend.
947
01:05:20,651 --> 01:05:22,152
Shh!
948
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:24,488
Try to watch the movie.
949
01:05:28,125 --> 01:05:29,359
You're the polark.
950
01:05:34,965 --> 01:05:36,199
You're Polish?
951
01:05:39,103 --> 01:05:40,971
Jerry Lucy is gonnamake a salad.
952
01:05:44,074 --> 01:05:45,175
Hello.[door knocking]
953
01:05:45,843 --> 01:05:46,977
Violet?
954
01:05:47,778 --> 01:05:48,845
Hello?
955
01:05:48,846 --> 01:05:50,647
[door knocking]Violet!
956
01:05:52,416 --> 01:05:53,517
Violet!
957
01:05:53,917 --> 01:05:54,918
Hello?
958
01:05:59,356 --> 01:06:00,457
Hello?
959
01:06:02,126 --> 01:06:03,160
Hello?
960
01:06:08,799 --> 01:06:10,401
Jesus!-Neil!
961
01:06:11,035 --> 01:06:12,202
[Violet screams]
962
01:06:12,336 --> 01:06:13,504
Jesus, Violet.
963
01:06:13,570 --> 01:06:15,706
[screams]
964
01:06:15,739 --> 01:06:16,940
This is bullshit.
965
01:06:17,074 --> 01:06:18,075
[screams]
966
01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:22,046
[screaming continues]
967
01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:26,250
Come on now. I get it.
968
01:06:31,655 --> 01:06:34,858
[gasps]
969
01:06:35,993 --> 01:06:37,528
Fuck, fuck.
970
01:07:06,056 --> 01:07:09,793
Okay, okay, okay.
971
01:07:17,768 --> 01:07:18,969
[Neil screams]
972
01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:23,340
You said no onewas gonna get hurt.
973
01:07:25,609 --> 01:07:26,910
What was in your jacket?
974
01:07:33,784 --> 01:07:35,786
God, Neil, you and your video tapes.
975
01:07:42,593 --> 01:07:45,863
I'm sorry he hurt your headyou
think you can make it homealright?
976
01:07:46,029 --> 01:07:47,664
Yeah, I'm okay.
977
01:07:52,703 --> 01:07:55,072
Nice to meet you.-Nice to meet you too.
978
01:08:00,644 --> 01:08:01,712
Denis.
979
01:08:06,483 --> 01:08:07,584
Pa-pa.
980
01:08:07,618 --> 01:08:08,919
[chuckles]
981
01:08:19,897 --> 01:08:23,701
You know every time I see youl feel I'm
in one of thosehidden camera shows?
982
01:08:24,668 --> 01:08:27,137
It's not so bad, people
lovethose shows, right?
983
01:08:27,237 --> 01:08:29,907
No. I don't love those shows.
I hate those shows.
984
01:08:31,241 --> 01:08:33,644
I mean what wasl supposed
to do tonight, huh?
985
01:08:33,844 --> 01:08:35,746
What was supposed to happen?
986
01:08:35,846 --> 01:08:37,781
I don't know! Whatever you want to do.
987
01:08:37,881 --> 01:08:41,552
You are the guy who sitsaround all
day watchingthis kind of shit on TV.
988
01:08:41,652 --> 01:08:43,053
What does the guy on TV do?
989
01:08:43,153 --> 01:08:47,224
What do you mean watch thiskind of shit?
How do you knowwhat I am watching?
990
01:08:48,826 --> 01:08:50,828
Oh my god, do you spy on me?
991
01:08:51,428 --> 01:08:52,629
Da.
992
01:08:52,696 --> 01:08:53,731
[chuckles]
993
01:08:53,831 --> 01:08:55,966
That is crazy!-Why?
994
01:08:55,999 --> 01:08:58,769
Come on, you can't seehow crazy that is?
995
01:08:58,836 --> 01:09:03,707
There is not one guy in theworld would
go out with a girlwho spies on him.
996
01:09:03,807 --> 01:09:06,610
But we're not going out, we're
getting toknow each other.
997
01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:08,445
We're finding outabout each other.
998
01:09:08,512 --> 01:09:13,150
Frankly, there's no better wayto know somebody
than to catchthem in their unguarded moments.
999
01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:16,487
Everybody can say all the rightthings
on those first few dates.
1000
01:09:16,587 --> 01:09:19,590
I find that's an effective wayto
cut through the bullshit.
1001
01:09:19,690 --> 01:09:23,527
And you followed mejust the other day.
1002
01:09:23,727 --> 01:09:25,396
Well...-Uh-huh.
1003
01:09:26,397 --> 01:09:28,198
Yes, I followed.
1004
01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:33,570
Look, you were being cagey, you were
practically beggingme to follow you home.
1005
01:09:33,904 --> 01:09:37,775
I'm not one of those insecuregirls who
runs around spyingon a boyfriend...
1006
01:09:37,875 --> 01:09:40,944
because she thinks hemay be
cheating on him. That is just sad.
1007
01:09:41,045 --> 01:09:42,913
No, you definitelyproject confidence.
1008
01:09:43,013 --> 01:09:44,515
Yeah, yeah.
1009
01:09:44,615 --> 01:09:46,417
I happen to thinkl'm a real catch...
1010
01:09:46,517 --> 01:09:49,253
so why shouldn't I be
thoroughabout who I go out with?
1011
01:09:49,887 --> 01:09:54,258
Yes, so I watched youand I find
out you area very decent person.
1012
01:09:56,193 --> 01:09:57,294
You are.
1013
01:09:58,996 --> 01:10:04,334
So if it's the spyingthat bothers you,
I promiseto put down my binoculars.
1014
01:10:05,002 --> 01:10:08,038
Unless you want to gobird-watching
in whichl would gladly do.
1015
01:10:08,105 --> 01:10:10,574
Even though it soundskind of boring.
1016
01:10:17,481 --> 01:10:18,582
Um...
1017
01:10:25,856 --> 01:10:31,562
No, I'm sorry, I can't... I can't...
1018
01:10:35,933 --> 01:10:38,502
[door bangs]
1019
01:10:48,512 --> 01:10:49,913
Oh, man.
1020
01:10:54,918 --> 01:11:00,491
[Lucien] I still say that Koreansnuff cartoons
are much betterthan Japanese death-match anime.
1021
01:11:00,557 --> 01:11:02,860
[John] I say the
Japanesedeath-match anime...
1022
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:05,629
is much, much betterthan
Korean snuff cartoons.
1023
01:11:06,163 --> 01:11:11,402
I still say that Korean snuffcartoons are
much better thanJapanese death-match anime.
1024
01:11:11,435 --> 01:11:12,503
You're crazy!
1025
01:11:12,736 --> 01:11:16,407
Japanese death-match animeis so much
better thanKorean snuff cartoons.
1026
01:11:16,507 --> 01:11:17,573
You're crazy!
1027
01:11:17,574 --> 01:11:23,547
Korean snuff cartoons...-Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
1028
01:11:23,580 --> 01:11:26,517
Excuse me, you guys have
anyJapanese death-match anime?
1029
01:11:26,583 --> 01:11:30,554
Yes, but we can't talk about it, because
our boss broke upwith his girlfriend.
1030
01:11:32,189 --> 01:11:34,224
I think I'm gonna leaveyou guys alone.
1031
01:11:35,526 --> 01:11:36,627
Hey.
1032
01:11:38,662 --> 01:11:42,833
Have you ever seen
anyKorean snuff cartoons?
1033
01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:45,169
No.-Yeah, nobody has. It's garbage.
1034
01:11:50,841 --> 01:11:52,910
Hi Neil!-Hi.
1035
01:11:53,110 --> 01:11:55,379
How is it going?-Good, good, how are you?
1036
01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:57,614
Good, you look good.-I know, thank you.
1037
01:11:57,881 --> 01:11:59,483
You do too.-Thanks
1038
01:11:59,717 --> 01:12:02,386
It's so funny I was justthinking about you.
1039
01:12:02,486 --> 01:12:03,787
Is that a fact?-Yeah.
1040
01:12:03,887 --> 01:12:05,289
Hey, you.-Oh, hey.
1041
01:12:05,422 --> 01:12:06,857
This is Chad.
1042
01:12:06,957 --> 01:12:08,425
Chad.-Hi.
1043
01:12:08,992 --> 01:12:11,495
This is the guy I was
justtelling you about.
1044
01:12:13,130 --> 01:12:14,198
Your old boyfriend?
1045
01:12:14,398 --> 01:12:15,866
Yeah, guilty.
1046
01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:19,303
They guy that let the waiterthrow
a bucket of wateron you?
1047
01:12:19,403 --> 01:12:25,943
First of all, it wasn't a bucketand I was just
trying to observefrom a distance her reaction...
1048
01:12:30,581 --> 01:12:31,915
Sounds like a perv to me.
1049
01:12:33,684 --> 01:12:34,752
That's cool.
1050
01:12:35,352 --> 01:12:39,590
So you were just hangingin the bushes and
jerking offlike some pathetic peeping tom?
1051
01:12:40,324 --> 01:12:42,526
We should definitelyget together some time.
1052
01:13:05,616 --> 01:13:08,018
[Lucien] Last but not
least, there's a letter...
1053
01:13:08,752 --> 01:13:12,188
from a place calledMovie
Dork Videoin San Clement.
1054
01:13:12,189 --> 01:13:14,691
This guy is going underand
he needs to liquidate.
1055
01:13:14,792 --> 01:13:17,161
So he wants 3000 bucks.
1056
01:13:17,961 --> 01:13:22,466
And if we buy everything for3000 bucks, he'll
give usfree shipping, which is great...
1057
01:13:22,566 --> 01:13:28,138
but obviously, there's a lot ofcrap here we
don't need, like8 copies of Ernest Ghosts camp.
1058
01:13:28,739 --> 01:13:31,375
But he does have some
stuffthat we don't have.
1059
01:13:31,909 --> 01:13:36,547
So we could just take everythingand save on
the shipping, which is not a bad idea...
1060
01:13:36,647 --> 01:13:39,516
or we can cherry-pickand...
1061
01:13:39,616 --> 01:13:44,288
[DVDs banging]
1062
01:13:45,055 --> 01:13:46,857
We can do this later, if you want.
1063
01:13:47,624 --> 01:13:52,596
Oh, god, Lucien. She's
ruined it for me, Lucien.
1064
01:13:54,298 --> 01:13:56,600
It's all so boring now.
1065
01:13:56,700 --> 01:13:59,036
Hey, let's put in a movie.
1066
01:13:59,069 --> 01:14:00,504
No, no more movies.
1067
01:14:00,704 --> 01:14:03,807
It's no use, it's notenough
anymore, you know?
1068
01:14:04,274 --> 01:14:08,512
It's just all so mundaneand
so predictable, Lucien.
1069
01:14:09,179 --> 01:14:11,882
Oh, hey, look. It's Jason.
1070
01:14:12,049 --> 01:14:13,550
Jason is gonna come in here...
1071
01:14:13,650 --> 01:14:18,555
and he's gonna hand me a packageand
then he's gonnahand me his thing...
1072
01:14:18,655 --> 01:14:23,460
And I'm gonna sign the thingand hand it right
back to himand he's gonna get in his truck.
1073
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:24,894
He's gonna drive off.
1074
01:14:24,895 --> 01:14:27,898
Woo... it's so predictable, Lucien.
1075
01:14:28,165 --> 01:14:29,867
It's not enough anymore.
1076
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:34,338
You know, where is the... where's
the adventure, you know?
1077
01:14:34,371 --> 01:14:36,673
There is no adventure, man.
1078
01:14:38,509 --> 01:14:40,177
Where is the adventure, Lucien?
1079
01:14:42,012 --> 01:14:43,881
You signed "Neil Adventure".
1080
01:14:44,081 --> 01:14:45,182
I did?
1081
01:14:47,684 --> 01:14:50,521
Crossed out "Adventure", you
wrote "Adventure" again...
1082
01:14:50,621 --> 01:14:52,423
What does it matter, Jason?
1083
01:14:52,656 --> 01:14:53,690
Huh?
1084
01:14:57,027 --> 01:15:00,130
Matters because I'mresponsible
for any package...
1085
01:15:00,230 --> 01:15:02,633
that doesn't have a
validsignature of receipt.
1086
01:15:02,733 --> 01:15:05,436
Jesus Christ.- I don't make the rules.
1087
01:15:05,869 --> 01:15:07,271
Lighten up, Jason.
1088
01:15:18,682 --> 01:15:21,018
[phone ringing]
1089
01:15:27,524 --> 01:15:29,359
[phone ringing]
1090
01:15:33,831 --> 01:15:35,933
[ringing continues]
1091
01:15:40,003 --> 01:15:41,372
Gumshoe Video.
1092
01:15:41,472 --> 01:15:43,207
Do you guys have westerns?
1093
01:15:43,307 --> 01:15:44,375
Yes, we do.
1094
01:15:44,475 --> 01:15:49,079
OK, I really want to rent a couple of Westerns,
but I only have enough money for one.
1095
01:15:49,513 --> 01:15:53,684
As it happens, we're actuallydoing a special
tonight, which means you can get...
1096
01:15:53,784 --> 01:15:59,189
Here is the thing, I only feel comfortable renting
the Westerns from a guy dressed as a cowboy.
1097
01:15:59,323 --> 01:16:02,025
Do you have anybody there
dressing like a cowboy?
1098
01:16:02,126 --> 01:16:03,227
Fuck you.
1099
01:16:04,194 --> 01:16:05,629
Fuck you.
1100
01:16:07,998 --> 01:16:10,167
[phone ringing]
1101
01:16:14,571 --> 01:16:15,672
Gumshoe Video.
1102
01:16:15,739 --> 01:16:17,408
Why did you hang up on me?
1103
01:16:19,710 --> 01:16:22,046
Um, I guess I'm nevergonna learn huh?
1104
01:16:22,312 --> 01:16:24,581
I know, it's brilliant.
1105
01:16:24,681 --> 01:16:27,651
So I wonder how you knewwhat I was wearing.
1106
01:16:27,951 --> 01:16:30,954
Don't bother looking out the
window, I'm actually at work.
1107
01:16:31,855 --> 01:16:32,856
You have a job?
1108
01:16:32,956 --> 01:16:35,359
Yeah, you wanna come pick me up from work?
1109
01:16:35,793 --> 01:16:41,065
Um... well, I was gonnagive the
store open foranother hour, so...
1110
01:16:41,165 --> 01:16:42,332
You have to come now.
1111
01:16:44,435 --> 01:16:48,906
Yeah, I guess I could... I
guess I could come now.
1112
01:16:49,573 --> 01:16:52,843
Parking lot behind the bookstore
and then walk north up the alley.
1113
01:16:52,876 --> 01:16:54,378
Hmm, this sounds dubious.
1114
01:16:54,445 --> 01:16:56,146
Oh, it's very dubious.
1115
01:16:56,880 --> 01:17:00,217
There is a stair leading up to
the door on the second floor.
1116
01:17:00,417 --> 01:17:02,653
Doorway to the second floor, got it.
1117
01:17:02,753 --> 01:17:05,789
[door creaks]
1118
01:17:08,525 --> 01:17:13,130
When you get to the door, you're gonna give
it three long knocks and three short knocks.
1119
01:17:13,230 --> 01:17:15,632
Three long knocks, three
short knocks, got it.
1120
01:17:16,500 --> 01:17:20,738
And Neil, you absolutely have
to keep the cowboy outfit on.
1121
01:17:20,838 --> 01:17:21,839
[Violet chuckles]
1122
01:17:22,906 --> 01:17:27,945
[door banging]
1123
01:17:32,950 --> 01:17:34,985
[man laughs]
1124
01:17:35,953 --> 01:17:38,288
Oh, hey, take it easy, brother.
1125
01:17:38,822 --> 01:17:40,557
Just take it easy.-Wait, man.
1126
01:17:40,657 --> 01:17:41,692
Hey.-Hang on.
1127
01:17:41,792 --> 01:17:43,026
You hang on.-Hang on.
1128
01:17:43,093 --> 01:17:44,128
Come on.
1129
01:17:44,661 --> 01:17:48,132
Okay, cow boy, just be cool, alright?
1130
01:17:48,399 --> 01:17:49,666
Don't do anything crazy.
1131
01:17:49,767 --> 01:17:52,036
God damn it, Glenn, just give him the cash!
1132
01:17:52,836 --> 01:17:54,905
Alright, nobody needs toget hurt, okay?
1133
01:17:55,005 --> 01:17:56,040
Okay, guys?
1134
01:17:59,843 --> 01:18:02,112
Alright, Glenn.[clearing throat]
1135
01:18:02,212 --> 01:18:07,951
Why don't you just tossthat pouch
over herereal nice and easy like?
1136
01:18:07,985 --> 01:18:10,154
[Neil] Then we'll justtake it from there.
1137
01:18:21,832 --> 01:18:22,900
Good.
1138
01:18:23,033 --> 01:18:27,037
Now you stay right there, I'm just gonna
take a look atthe little Missy here.
1139
01:18:27,705 --> 01:18:29,840
What the hell is going onin here, Glenn?
1140
01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:31,709
Be careful, Andy, he's got a gun.
1141
01:18:32,476 --> 01:18:34,044
How did he get in here, Glenn?
1142
01:18:34,144 --> 01:18:35,412
We let him in, Andy.
1143
01:18:35,446 --> 01:18:37,014
Why did you let him in, Glenn?
1144
01:18:37,081 --> 01:18:39,016
He used the secret knock, Andy.
1145
01:18:39,116 --> 01:18:42,185
I told you the secret knockwas a bad idea!
1146
01:18:42,186 --> 01:18:43,854
No, you didn't.-Yes, I did!
1147
01:18:43,887 --> 01:18:47,291
I said as soon asyou leak it
out, it's not a secret anymore!
1148
01:18:47,391 --> 01:18:50,661
No, that's what you said
aboutthe secret password, Andy.
1149
01:18:50,761 --> 01:18:52,795
It's the samegoddamn thing, Glenn!
1150
01:18:52,796 --> 01:18:54,898
Alright, guys, I get it, I get it.
1151
01:18:54,932 --> 01:18:56,967
Andy, come on, Andy.
1152
01:18:57,901 --> 01:18:59,370
I get it, come on.
1153
01:19:02,740 --> 01:19:05,142
Why don't you stepover
there behind the desk...
1154
01:19:05,242 --> 01:19:06,643
Damn it, Glenn!-Andy!
1155
01:19:07,444 --> 01:19:08,445
What's he wearing?
1156
01:19:08,545 --> 01:19:09,780
What does it look like?
1157
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:12,015
It looks like a dress.-No, it's a poncho.
1158
01:19:12,116 --> 01:19:15,052
He's obviously a cowboy, you've
never seena cowboy before?
1159
01:19:18,355 --> 01:19:20,691
So what have you guysgot
going on here, huh?
1160
01:19:21,191 --> 01:19:24,461
[crowd talking]
1161
01:19:24,795 --> 01:19:26,864
Holy shit!
1162
01:19:27,631 --> 01:19:30,067
An underground black jack club.
1163
01:19:36,573 --> 01:19:37,574
Bang!
1164
01:19:57,394 --> 01:19:59,863
Hey, you look like the good,
the bad and the ugly.
1165
01:20:05,669 --> 01:20:07,204
Come here, poncho!
1166
01:20:08,372 --> 01:20:09,573
After him!
1167
01:20:13,243 --> 01:20:14,344
Faster!
1168
01:20:31,462 --> 01:20:37,166
[Glenn grunts]
1169
01:20:37,167 --> 01:20:38,502
Shit!
1170
01:21:00,023 --> 01:21:01,091
Bang!
1171
01:21:13,971 --> 01:21:17,608
Glenn! Glenn!-Andy, what?
1172
01:21:18,075 --> 01:21:19,243
What are you doing?
1173
01:21:19,510 --> 01:21:22,479
I'm washing myself, I'm
cooling down, I'm hot.
1174
01:21:23,113 --> 01:21:24,982
What happened toyour head, you okay?
1175
01:21:25,682 --> 01:21:26,884
I fell down.
1176
01:21:28,018 --> 01:21:29,053
You okay?
1177
01:21:29,253 --> 01:21:31,155
No, I'm not okay, I've got a headache.
1178
01:21:48,872 --> 01:21:50,307
[windows banging]
1179
01:22:00,017 --> 01:22:01,051
Hey.
1180
01:22:04,354 --> 01:22:08,759
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Do you know what we did?
1181
01:22:08,859 --> 01:22:13,297
Listen, Neil, it wasn't supposedto be dangerous,
the ownerwasn't supposed to be there...
1182
01:22:13,397 --> 01:22:16,834
I never thought for a minutethat
somebody was gonnashoot at you.
1183
01:22:16,934 --> 01:22:20,371
Holy shit, that was the wildestthing
I've ever donein my whole life.
1184
01:22:20,471 --> 01:22:23,273
How many people can say
they'vedone something like that?
1185
01:22:23,374 --> 01:22:25,509
I thought you'd never want tosee me again.
1186
01:22:25,609 --> 01:22:26,677
Are you kidding me?
1187
01:22:26,777 --> 01:22:31,081
There was like20,000 dollars in this bag.
1188
01:22:31,181 --> 01:22:34,518
How long have youbeen planning this?
I mean, this is genius.
1189
01:22:35,619 --> 01:22:39,456
Wait, you know I think thatthey
think it's an inside job.
1190
01:22:40,190 --> 01:22:43,994
Because if they do, you
should quit right away, no!
1191
01:22:44,094 --> 01:22:49,600
Not right away, you should tellthem that you
suffer from somekind of post-traumatic stress.
1192
01:22:49,700 --> 01:22:52,036
That way, they won'tsuspect anything.
1193
01:22:52,336 --> 01:22:53,771
I'm serious, Neil.
1194
01:22:54,138 --> 01:22:57,574
I thought you wouldn'twant to have
anythingto do with me after this.
1195
01:22:57,674 --> 01:23:02,112
We need to find a way to getmy car back, good
thing you toldme to park it up the street.
1196
01:23:02,212 --> 01:23:04,348
I guess I can have Luciengo get it, right?
1197
01:23:04,448 --> 01:23:06,517
What is it? My cut? Is that my cut, baby?
1198
01:23:06,850 --> 01:23:07,951
How does this work?
1199
01:23:08,252 --> 01:23:11,821
I guess you're the brains,
I'm the monkey wrench, yeah?
1200
01:23:11,822 --> 01:23:12,890
Yeah?
1201
01:23:12,990 --> 01:23:16,727
You know what I hate aboutall those
old detective moviesyou always watch?
1202
01:23:16,827 --> 01:23:17,828
No, what?
1203
01:23:17,928 --> 01:23:20,431
It's always so obviousthe
dame was up to no good.
1204
01:23:20,564 --> 01:23:24,134
It always turns outthe girl's playing
the guyfor a sap every time...
1205
01:23:24,802 --> 01:23:27,204
and everybody knows
itexcept for the poor sap.
1206
01:23:27,971 --> 01:23:32,142
No, there are some good movieswhere
the dame turns outto be alright.
1207
01:23:32,242 --> 01:23:34,712
Uh, Key Lago for instance.
1208
01:23:35,946 --> 01:23:37,848
You're the nicest guyl've ever met.
1209
01:23:39,049 --> 01:23:40,484
And I'm a terrible person.
1210
01:23:52,730 --> 01:23:59,703
♪ Out on the wall sounds of banging
is constant coming from your head ♪
1211
01:24:01,638 --> 01:24:08,579
♪ And desperate the calls came and ringing
from those wanna wring your neck ♪
1212
01:24:08,679 --> 01:24:11,548
♪ Your neck ♪
1213
01:24:17,588 --> 01:24:19,456
[Neil sobbing]
1214
01:24:19,556 --> 01:24:26,463
♪ Open your mouth sounds of breathing
found it spilling from your face ♪
1215
01:24:26,563 --> 01:24:28,766
[sobbing]
1216
01:24:28,866 --> 01:24:35,305
♪ Best to be dim to be humble of
traffic stepping on your name ♪
1217
01:24:37,641 --> 01:24:38,809
♪ Count on... ♪
1218
01:24:39,877 --> 01:24:46,817
♪ Us all falling our own swords tonight ♪
1219
01:24:48,886 --> 01:24:52,523
[sobbing]
1220
01:24:55,626 --> 01:25:02,566
♪ Chilling walk home down the portions roads
there leading straight to your place ♪
1221
01:25:04,368 --> 01:25:11,141
♪ And look like the tin can with swallows
the kitchen plugging up your space ♪
1222
01:25:13,210 --> 01:25:19,216
♪ Count on us all stepping on ♪
1223
01:25:20,017 --> 01:25:23,053
♪ Our own toes tonight ♪
1224
01:25:49,713 --> 01:25:52,182
Are you never gonna
stopfalling for this shit?
1225
01:25:53,384 --> 01:25:56,186
What?
1226
01:25:57,187 --> 01:26:00,391
What?
1227
01:26:01,158 --> 01:26:03,127
What?
1228
01:26:04,328 --> 01:26:08,632
What're you doing to me, Violet?
Why are you doing this?
1229
01:26:08,766 --> 01:26:10,601
Why are you like this?
1230
01:26:10,701 --> 01:26:12,002
Because I really like you.
1231
01:26:12,102 --> 01:26:14,605
Give me a break.-No, I'm crazy about you.
1232
01:26:14,705 --> 01:26:16,340
I believethe first half of that.
1233
01:26:16,440 --> 01:26:18,242
I'm just tryingto protect myself.
1234
01:26:18,342 --> 01:26:21,078
It doesn't make any sense.-It doesn't?
1235
01:26:21,178 --> 01:26:24,948
Let me guess, you've neverbeen in a
relationship longerthan a year, right?
1236
01:26:25,049 --> 01:26:28,385
Fifteen months.-Fifteen months
before youstart to get restless...
1237
01:26:28,485 --> 01:26:33,190
just one year before you startedto look at your
girlfriend likeshe's an old comfortable shoe.
1238
01:26:33,290 --> 01:26:35,726
Because she is not... or...[illegible]
1239
01:26:35,826 --> 01:26:39,563
It's just a matter of timebefore zip
out the door, nice knowing you, right?
1240
01:26:39,663 --> 01:26:44,301
Does it make me crazy, becausel never want you
to look at melike an old comfortable shoe.
1241
01:26:44,401 --> 01:26:50,407
You're the sweetest, most interesting,
most creative guy I've ever met.
1242
01:26:52,976 --> 01:26:55,579
But you're fundamentallyscrewed
up, I mean...
1243
01:26:56,647 --> 01:27:00,117
you've spent half ofyour life hanging
outwith fictional characters...
1244
01:27:00,217 --> 01:27:01,919
and what woman canlive up to that?
1245
01:27:03,253 --> 01:27:04,321
Oh.
1246
01:27:06,123 --> 01:27:08,292
And I shouldpoint out, Neil, that...
1247
01:27:10,694 --> 01:27:15,532
it takes two to tango, I mean, if you are not the
most gullibleson of a bitch I've ever met...
1248
01:27:15,632 --> 01:27:18,235
I wouldn't feel obligedto
do these things to you.
1249
01:27:19,236 --> 01:27:23,006
Give me a break, you're likethe baby
that nevergets tired of peek-a-boo.
1250
01:27:23,173 --> 01:27:25,976
Every time it's like you'venever
seen this trick before.
1251
01:27:28,479 --> 01:27:33,650
Maybe you're right, maybe I'm some
kind ofsick, twisted baby but...
1252
01:27:33,817 --> 01:27:36,353
come on, how canthis possibly work?
1253
01:27:36,587 --> 01:27:38,155
How can people live like this?
1254
01:27:40,257 --> 01:27:43,761
And how do I knowyou're not
gonnavanish in a couple of days?
1255
01:27:45,929 --> 01:27:48,365
That's easy, just don'tlet
me out your sight.
1256
01:27:50,267 --> 01:27:55,906
I mean how do I know, I'm notgonna end up in a
bathtub of icewater with my liver taking out.
1257
01:27:58,042 --> 01:28:02,112
It's either spending your lifewondering
whether I'm goingto steal your liver...
1258
01:28:03,213 --> 01:28:06,617
or try to find a womanyou'll never
take for granted, you choose.
1259
01:28:09,186 --> 01:28:11,288
Can a person livewithout his liver?
1260
01:28:15,059 --> 01:28:17,194
What do I look like, the surgeon general?
1261
01:28:24,768 --> 01:28:25,936
Okay.
1262
01:28:29,807 --> 01:28:32,643
Put some clothes on, you gotta
take a ridein the new car.
1263
01:28:33,977 --> 01:28:35,079
Come on!
1264
01:28:40,384 --> 01:28:41,452
Wait, um...
1265
01:28:44,722 --> 01:28:45,723
Neil, come on!
1266
01:28:47,791 --> 01:28:50,027
Hurry, hurry, hurry! Come on!
1267
01:28:51,462 --> 01:28:52,663
Wow!-Ta-da!
1268
01:28:52,763 --> 01:28:56,767
Ha-ha, you... you spent
all thatmoney on a car?
1269
01:28:57,401 --> 01:29:01,105
You think I want to walkaround the
rest of my lifelooking like a schmuck?
1270
01:29:01,238 --> 01:29:02,406
Well, I like it.
1271
01:29:03,207 --> 01:29:04,475
Yeah?-Yeah.
1272
01:29:05,542 --> 01:29:09,813
And I didn't spend all the moneynot even
close, that was a lotof money we stole.
1273
01:29:09,913 --> 01:29:11,014
Hey, I stole.
1274
01:29:11,548 --> 01:29:18,188
Yeah, well, there is enoughmoney
left for a week in Vegas.
1275
01:29:18,455 --> 01:29:23,427
Oh, I don't even want to thinkabout the
kind of troubleyou'll get me into in Vegas.
1276
01:29:23,527 --> 01:29:24,595
Puerto Vallerta?
1277
01:29:24,695 --> 01:29:28,165
No, no, no, Mexican prisons,
I've heard stories.
1278
01:29:28,232 --> 01:29:29,433
Mount Rushmore.
1279
01:29:29,533 --> 01:29:32,136
Defacing a national
monument five to ten years.
1280
01:29:33,604 --> 01:29:34,905
Graceland.
1281
01:29:35,806 --> 01:29:37,441
Graceland, huh?
1282
01:29:45,649 --> 01:29:47,684
Hey, um, you'regonna let me drive?
1283
01:29:49,219 --> 01:29:50,220
How come?
1284
01:29:50,320 --> 01:29:54,825
I just have this image of youpulling
a Thelma & Louise and phew...
1285
01:29:59,229 --> 01:30:00,431
[chuckles]
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