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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:42,250 Dihardsub oleh bukan-layarkaca21.blogspot.com 2 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:46,296 Oh 3 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:49,424 A newlywed couple just moved to town 4 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:53,011 A regular husband and wife 5 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:58,559 Who left the big city To find a quiet life 6 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:02,312 WandaVision! 7 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:09,611 She's a magical gal In a small town locale 8 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:13,282 He's a hubby who's part machine 9 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:18,620 How will this duo fit in and fulfill all? 10 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:23,917 By sharing a love like you've never seen 11 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:31,383 WandaVision! 12 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,358 My wife and her flying saucers. 13 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:51,945 My husband and his indestructible head. 14 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,031 -Aren't we a fine pair? 15 00:01:56,241 --> 00:02:01,121 What do you say to silver dollar pancakes, crispy hash browns, bacon, eggs, 16 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:03,373 freshly squeezed orange juice, and black coffee? 17 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,542 I say, "Oh, I don't eat food." 18 00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:08,879 Well, that explains the empty refrigerator. 19 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:12,382 -Wanda? -WANDA: Hmm? 20 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:15,052 Is there something special about today? 21 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,638 Well, I know the apron is a bit much, dear, 22 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:19,973 but I am doing my best to blend in. 23 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:21,391 No, no, there on the calendar. 24 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:25,062 Someone's drawn a little heart right above today's date. 25 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:28,065 -Oh, yes, the heart. -Hmm.. 26 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,276 Well, don't tell me you have forgotten, Vis. 27 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:32,402 "Forgotten"? 28 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,988 Oh, Wanda, I'm incapable of forgetfulness. I remember everything. 29 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:38,659 That's not an exaggeration. In fact, I'm incapable of exaggeration. 30 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:41,703 Well, then tell me what's so important about today's date. 31 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,040 What was the question again? 32 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,334 Oh, well, perhaps, you've forgotten yourself. 33 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:50,212 Me? Heavens, no. I've been so looking forward to it. 34 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,713 As have I. 35 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:53,465 Today, we are celebrating... 36 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:55,384 You bet we are. 37 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:58,720 -It's the first time we... -Mmm-hmm. 38 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:01,557 ...have ever celebrated this occasion before. 39 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,225 It's a special day! 40 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,352 -Perhaps an evening... -Of great significance... 41 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:06,520 -To us both! -Naturally. 42 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,063 -Obviously. -Exactly. 43 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:09,982 Well done, us. 44 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:11,900 All right. 45 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:14,361 Well, that's me off to work, then. 46 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:16,113 Oh, don't forget! 47 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,156 I haven't. 48 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,242 Oh! 49 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:27,124 Have a good day, dear! 50 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:50,022 Oh! 51 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:52,858 Hello, dear. I'm Agnes, your neighbor to the right. 52 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:54,484 My right, not yours. 53 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:57,487 Forgive me for not stopping by sooner to welcome you to the block. 54 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:00,115 My mother-in-law was in town, so I wasn't. 55 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,827 So, what's your name? Where are you from? 56 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:06,455 And most importantly, how's your bridge game, hon? 57 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,374 I'm Wanda. 58 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,127 Wanda. Charmed. 59 00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:15,714 Golly, you settled in fast! 60 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,341 Did you use a moving company? 61 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:21,345 I sure did. Those boxes don't move themselves. 62 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:26,850 So what's a single gal like you doing rattling around this big house? 63 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,185 Oh, no, I'm not single. 64 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,728 Oh, I don't see a ring. 65 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:32,147 Well, I assure you I'm married. 66 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:34,691 To a man. A human one and tall. 67 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:38,195 As a matter of fact, he'll be home later tonight for a special occasion. 68 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,404 Just the two of us. 69 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:40,864 Oh, is it somebody's birthday? 70 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:42,533 Not a birthday. 71 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,284 Well, today isn't a holiday, is it? 72 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:46,703 No, it's not a holiday. 73 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,205 An anniversary then? 74 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,540 Ye... Yes! 75 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:52,376 Yes! It's our anniversary! 76 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,962 Oh, how marvelous! 77 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:56,380 How many years? 78 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:59,591 Well, it feels like we've always been together. 79 00:04:59,675 --> 00:05:01,093 Lucky gal. 80 00:05:01,677 --> 00:05:04,054 The only way Ralph would remember our anniversary 81 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,265 is if there was a beer named June 2nd. 82 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:10,060 -So, what do you have planned? -How do you mean? 83 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,687 For your special night. 84 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:14,648 A young thing like you doesn't have to do much, 85 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:17,025 but it's still fun to set the scene. 86 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:21,780 Say, I was just reading a crackerjack magazine article 87 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:25,909 called "How To Treat Your Husband To Keep Your Husband," 88 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:28,579 and let me tell you, what Ralph could really use 89 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:32,416 is, "How To Goose Your Wife So You Don't Lose Your Wife." 90 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:37,212 Hang on. I'll go grab it and we can start planning. 91 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:39,631 Oh, this is gonna be a gas! 92 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:43,594 Oh... 93 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:49,183 Or you don't go out Friday night Yakety yak! 94 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:52,352 You just put on your coat and hat 95 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:57,774 Here are those computational forms that you requested, Norm. 96 00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,526 There you go. 97 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:02,613 Gee willikers, that was fast! 98 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:05,574 Hey, the music isn't bothering you, is it, pal? 99 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,201 In terms of distraction from work, 100 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:09,620 or the largely nonsensical nature of the lyrics? 101 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:13,290 -The first one. -Ah, no, thank you, Norm. 102 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:17,085 Hey, is there somethin' I can help you with, buddy? 103 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,463 Yes, as a matter of fact, there is. 104 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:24,718 Would you be so good as to tell me what it is we do here exactly? 105 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:27,179 Do we make something? 106 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:28,555 -No. -Right. 107 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:31,058 Do we buy or sell something? 108 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:32,351 No and no. 109 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:34,728 Then what is the purpose of this company? 110 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:39,399 All I know is, since you've gotten here, productivity has gone up 300%. 111 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:41,735 Yes, but what is it we're producing? 112 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:43,195 Computational forms. 113 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:45,697 And no one can process the data quite like you do, pal. 114 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:47,491 You're like a walking computer. 115 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,618 What? I most certainly am not. 116 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:52,788 I'm a regular carbon-based employee made entirely of organic matter, 117 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:54,831 much like yourself, Norm. 118 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,751 Hey! What's got your feathers all ruffled? 119 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:00,838 Yes, I'm sorry, I'm a tad on edge. 120 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,924 You see, it appears there's something special about today, 121 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:05,634 special to Wanda, that's my wife, 122 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:09,680 and gee, I can't, for the life of me, recall what it is. 123 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,640 Mmm... Oh! 124 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:14,810 MR. HART: Good to see you. 125 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:16,645 -Vision. -Yes? 126 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:18,689 Wife and I are looking forward to this evening. 127 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:21,775 Mr. Hart. Of course! 128 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:25,195 Dinner with Mr. Hart and his dear lady wife, Mrs. Hart. 129 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:27,030 That's what I said. What's wrong with you? 130 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:30,409 -Have you got a screw loose? -Oh, no, sir. Screws all tightened, sir. 131 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:32,035 Yes, I should hope so. 132 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:34,079 Employee dinners are a rite of passage 133 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,539 -for the new hires. -Ah. 134 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,416 Jones over there failed miserably. 135 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:38,750 Isn't that right, Jones? 136 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:41,420 The wife thought five courses would be sufficient. 137 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:44,381 And there was that paltry excuse for entertainment. 138 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:46,466 A string quartet? 139 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:50,262 And then you had that embarrassing display of beatnik enthusiasm. 140 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,722 I wore a turtleneck. 141 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,851 Yes. Best of luck out there in the unemployment line, Jones. 142 00:07:56,894 --> 00:07:59,730 You know, I owe my success to being a keen judge of character. 143 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:02,191 No skeletons in your closet, eh, Vision? 144 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,110 I don't have a skeleton, sir. 145 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:09,281 Glad to hear it. Your future in this company depends on it. 146 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:17,748 AGNES: And you don't have a song? 147 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,750 Nothing special you played at your wedding? 148 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,043 No, nothing special. 149 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,253 I'll just loan you some records then. 150 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:28,383 So, we've got music covered, decor, wardrobe. Oh! 151 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,802 What about seduction techniques? 152 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:32,846 Oh, I have those. 153 00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:34,806 Of course, you do. 154 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:37,976 Just out of curiosity, what does it say? 155 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:42,606 That you should stumble when you walk into a room so he can catch you. 156 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,066 It's romantic. 157 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:45,734 Any other tricks? 158 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:49,780 You could point out that the death rate of single men is twice that of married men. 159 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:52,533 Now, that's romantic. 160 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:56,203 -Oh! 161 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:01,375 Vision residence. 162 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,502 -Wanda, darling. -Vision, sweetheart. 163 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:04,670 Listen, about tonight... 164 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:08,131 Don't worry, dear. I have everything under control. 165 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,675 Oh, well, that is a relief. 166 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,261 I must confess, I'm really rather nervous. 167 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:14,429 "Nervous"? Whatever for? 168 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:17,015 Well, you know, darling, I still get a little tongue-tied. 169 00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:21,687 Vis, after all this time... 170 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,772 There's an awful lot riding on this one, Wanda. 171 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:28,652 If tonight doesn't go just so, I think this could be the end. 172 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,906 Well, it's just one night. There's no need to get dramatic. 173 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:35,826 Look, I think the best course of action is to impress the wife. 174 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:39,997 And I think the best course of action is to impress the husband. 175 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,124 VISION: Well, wonderful! 176 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,042 Glad to know we're both on the same page. 177 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:45,627 Until tonight, then, my, darling. 178 00:09:45,711 --> 00:09:46,920 Until tonight. 179 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:48,797 Oh... 180 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:57,347 Is your husband tired of you burning his toast? 181 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,643 Try our new and improved ToastMate 2000. 182 00:10:02,186 --> 00:10:04,313 It's the go-to for clever housewives. 183 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:07,691 Say, this machine has some shine. 184 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:08,901 You said it. 185 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:12,070 Set the dial and get the taste back into your toast. 186 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:20,287 Top and bottom heating elements can handle anything 187 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:24,541 from meatloaf, to cherry pie, to open-faced cheese sandwiches. 188 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:37,513 The all new ToastMate 2000 by Stark Industries. 189 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:40,516 Forget the past. This is your future. 190 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:46,438 Here we are! 191 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:48,857 Oh! 192 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,944 How very atmospheric! 193 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:54,530 What's going on here, Vision? You blow a fuse? 194 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:58,325 Pardon me while I just go and fetch the lady of the house. 195 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:05,749 Guess who? 196 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:07,543 Wanda! 197 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,169 Vision. 198 00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:10,587 Oh! Oh! 199 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,214 Ah... 200 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,632 What is the meaning of this? 201 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:15,843 Well, what is... 202 00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:17,261 Yeah, what is the meaning of... 203 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,387 Oh, the meaning of it! 204 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:20,806 You want to know the meaning of it and the meaning of it 205 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:26,311 is that this is the traditional Sokovian greeting of hospitality. 206 00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:29,189 -Guess who? -Is that my host behind me? 207 00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:30,399 It certainly is. 208 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,860 -Lovely to make your acquaintance. -Yes! 209 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:35,362 See, I forgot to tell you my wife is from Europe. 210 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,240 Oh, how exotic! 211 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,158 We don't break bread with Bolsheviks. 212 00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:41,660 Oh, hush, Arthur! 213 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:44,288 Have you no culture at all? 214 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,497 And that dress! 215 00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:50,419 Yes! It's... It's so... Sokovian, is what it is! Yes! 216 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:54,381 Can I just see you in the kitchen for a moment, sweetheart? 217 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:55,465 Oh, yes! 218 00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,970 -Who are those people? -What are you wearing? 219 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,014 -Why are they here? -What are you wearing? 220 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,432 Well, it's our anniversary! 221 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:04,766 Our anniversary of what? 222 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:07,269 Well, if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you! 223 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,398 That... That man through there is my boss, Mr. Hart! 224 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,233 And his dear lady wife, Mrs. Hart! 225 00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:16,069 The heart on the calendar was an abbreviation! 226 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:19,323 You move at the speed of sound and I can make a pen float through the air. 227 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,824 Who needs to abbreviate? 228 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:23,952 Darling, listen, it's all romantic to do the candles, the music, 229 00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:25,871 -that stunning outfit... -Well... 230 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,248 I don't wanna be unappreciative, but right now... 231 00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,751 Your boss and his wife are expecting a home-cooked meal. 232 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:31,835 -Exactly. 233 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:33,962 Any chance they'd settle 234 00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:36,673 for a single chocolate-covered strawberry split three ways? 235 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,008 Uh... 236 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,593 I might have a better idea. 237 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,305 Hmm. 238 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:47,309 So I said, "If we orient the forms horizontally rather than vertically, 239 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:51,188 "we can use twice the paper, we can bill twice the cost." 240 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,650 You truly are a pioneer! 241 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:57,361 But the larger purpose of the forms is... 242 00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:59,321 Was to analyze our input and our output. 243 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:00,405 Huh. 244 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,242 You're awfully dense, aren't you, Vision? 245 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,704 Oh, Agnes! You're a life-saver! 246 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,331 What kind of housewife would I be 247 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:12,709 if I didn't have a gourmet meal for four just lying about the place? 248 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:13,794 -Well... 249 00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,421 Not that Ralph ever wants to eat anything but baked beans 250 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:19,424 which explains a lot about his personal appeal, mind you. 251 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,802 -Oh, my! -Oh! Oh! 252 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,846 Do you think Wanda needs help in the kitchen? 253 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,640 We haven't any tidbits or tartlets out here, 254 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:27,850 nary a pig in a blanket. 255 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,142 No, that... 256 00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:31,603 -No, that's so kind of you, Mrs. Hart. - 257 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,856 But I'm sure she's absolutely fine in there! 258 00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:36,316 Oh, thank you, Agnes. I think I've got it covered from here. 259 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,568 -Oh, are you sure, dear? -Hmm. 260 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:40,904 Many hands make light work. And many mouths make good gossip. 261 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,406 You're so naughty! 262 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,408 Oh, shall I just pre-heat the oven then, dear? 263 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,827 -That won't be necessary. -Oh, All right, then. 264 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,830 Well, I know you're in a pinch so this menu can be done in a snap. 265 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:52,624 Lobster Thermidor with mini-minced meat turnovers to start. 266 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:55,752 Chicken à la King with twice-cooked new potatoes for your second course, 267 00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:58,213 and Steak Diane and mint jellies for your main. 268 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,507 Do you set your own jellies, dear? 269 00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:02,593 -Yes. -Good girl. 270 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,678 Recipe cards are on the counter there. 271 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,013 Bon appétit! 272 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,514 Oh! 273 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,019 Oh, oh. 274 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,145 You men stay put. 275 00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:16,607 -I sense a domestic emergency, so... -Mrs. Hart, please don't. You can't. 276 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,525 You... Please... 277 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:22,654 Yeah, take out the papers and the trash 278 00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:25,073 Or you won't get no spending cash 279 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,869 If you don't scrub the kitchen floor 280 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,830 You ain't gonna rock and roll no more 281 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,790 Yakety yak! Don't talk back 282 00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:42,508 Well, why don't we have a nice sing-a-long, all together then, shall we? 283 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,054 Oh, no, too much! 284 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,142 Oh, no, not enough! 285 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:55,479 Old MacDonald had a farm 286 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,314 Ee-I-Ee-I-O 287 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,399 And on that farm he had a... 288 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:02,819 had a... 289 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:04,446 Pig. 290 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,073 Ee-I-Ee-I-O 291 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,157 -With a... -Oink, oink... 292 00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:08,283 -Here and a... -Oink, oink... 293 00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:09,952 -There -Here an oink, there an oink 294 00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:11,119 Everywhere an oink, oink 295 00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:13,330 Old MacDonald had a farm 296 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,915 Ee-I-Ee-I-O 297 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:17,668 Oh, what was I supposed to do next? Oh, what was the main course again? 298 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,294 It was... Steak... 299 00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:20,754 No. Steak... 300 00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:22,589 Steak... Diane! 301 00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:23,715 Yes? 302 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,135 Oh, I think that must be my wife summoning me. 303 00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:29,304 She calls you "Diane?" 304 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:33,058 Yes, it's her pet name for me. 305 00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:37,229 I'm just coming, Fred. 306 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,190 Excuse me a moment. 307 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:45,237 Oh, no. 308 00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:48,323 How can I be of assistance? 309 00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:51,910 Well, the chicken is no longer a chicken and the lobsters just flew the coop 310 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,620 so the steak is the last man standing. 311 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:57,291 It says here I can cut down the prep time with a meat tenderizer. 312 00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:59,543 Excellent plan. Where's the tenderizer? 313 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,336 -I'm looking at him. -Ah. 314 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:02,462 Hoo-hoo in there! 315 00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:04,339 Hoo-hoo back to you! 316 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:05,841 Okay. 317 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:09,636 Finish the meat, find the lobsters. I'll be right back. 318 00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:12,556 I hope you're hungry. 319 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,891 Starved, is more like it. 320 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:16,393 My head is starting to feel woozy. 321 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,439 Were either of you aware 322 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:23,859 that married men are killing single men at an alarming rate? 323 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,612 -What are you going on about? 324 00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:27,905 And what's going on in there? 325 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:30,532 Whoo-hoo! Ho-ho! 326 00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:34,369 Who could that be? 327 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,205 Coming! 328 00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:39,208 Oh, you didn't answer the back door. 329 00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:40,918 For your upside-down cake. 330 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,920 Oh! Hi, I... 331 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,004 Who was that? 332 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,589 -A salesman! -Telegram! 333 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,466 A man selling telegrams. 334 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,635 Wouldn't you know it. Good news is more expensive. 335 00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:53,680 I couldn't find the lobsters and did you want the meat tender or pulverized? 336 00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:54,932 Oh, dear. 337 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,603 Well. I think tonight's going swimmingly. 338 00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,523 Anyone for Parcheesi? 339 00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:05,567 -My head is spinning. -Oh, Mrs. Hart... 340 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:08,028 Did you hear that? My wife's head is spinning. 341 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,322 Generally speaking, I don't like her head to do that. 342 00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:13,742 Time to improvise. 343 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:18,413 You know, I'm beginning to think you're not management material, Vision. 344 00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:20,123 You know, I had high hopes for you. 345 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:23,836 But from what I've seen here tonight, you can barely keep it together. 346 00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:26,922 I mean, look around. There's all this chaos going on in your household. 347 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,383 Now, when are we gonna eat? 348 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,051 Dinner is served. 349 00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:33,428 VISION: Ah! 350 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,265 Breakfast for dinner? 351 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:38,767 How very... 352 00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:40,185 European. 353 00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:43,522 Ooh! Let's have a toast! 354 00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:47,484 To my lovely and talented wife. 355 00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:49,862 To our esteemed guests. 356 00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:51,321 Yes. Cin cin. 357 00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:52,406 Cheers. 358 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,535 Well, please eat before it gets cold. 359 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,495 -MRS. HART: Hmm? -Oh, Mrs. Hart, allow me. 360 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:02,416 So, where did you two move from? 361 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,126 What brought you here? 362 00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:07,504 How long have you been married? And why don't you have children yet? 363 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:16,722 I think what my wife means to say is that we moved from... 364 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,515 Yes, we moved from... 365 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,435 And we were married... 366 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:24,229 Yes, yes, we were married in... 367 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:28,358 Well? Moved from where? Married when? 368 00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:29,484 Now, patience, Arthur. 369 00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:31,778 They're setting up their story. Let them tell it. 370 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,363 We... 371 00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:35,240 Our story... 372 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,577 Yes, what exactly is your story? 373 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,537 Oh, just leave the poor kids alone. 374 00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:44,041 No, really, I mean, I think it's a perfectly simple question. 375 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:45,959 Honestly. 376 00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:47,252 Why did you come here? 377 00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:49,963 Why? 378 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,550 Damn it, why? Why did you... 379 00:18:58,472 --> 00:18:59,973 Oh, Arthur, stop it. 380 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,354 Stop it. 381 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,231 Stop it. 382 00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:12,319 -MRS. HART: Stop it. Stop it. 383 00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:15,739 Stop it. 384 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,199 Stop it. 385 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,118 Stop it. 386 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,245 Stop it. 387 00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:25,541 Stop it. Stop it. 388 00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:26,667 Stop it. 389 00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:28,836 Stop it. 390 00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:29,962 Vision, help him. 391 00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:45,978 Let me help you up. 392 00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:47,479 Give me your hand. 393 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,566 All right, steady on, sir. 394 00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:58,240 Well, would you look at the time? 395 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,784 Yes. We'd better be going. 396 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,162 Well... Are you both all right? 397 00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:07,332 We had such a lovely time. 398 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,086 This guest is leaving your home. 399 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,923 Yes, thank you for coming. 400 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:18,552 You made me proud tonight, son. 401 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:21,430 First thing Monday morning, you and me are gonna have a little chat. 402 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,641 We'll see about that promotion. 403 00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:25,893 Yes, sir! Thank you, sir! 404 00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:29,563 MR. HART: Thank you. 405 00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:34,318 Oh... 406 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,905 What a charming door knocker. 407 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:40,449 Good night! 408 00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:47,371 Dihardsub oleh bukan-layarkaca21.blogspot.com 409 00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:53,962 We are an unusual couple, ya know? 410 00:20:54,046 --> 00:20:55,923 Oh, I don't think that was ever in question. 411 00:20:56,423 --> 00:21:00,761 Well, what I mean is... We don't have an anniversary. 412 00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:02,554 -Huh. -Or a song. 413 00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:04,681 Or even wedding rings. 414 00:21:04,765 --> 00:21:06,141 Well, we could remedy that. 415 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,310 Today could be our anniversary. 416 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,979 Of what? Surviving our first dinner party? 417 00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:13,524 Precisely. And our song could be? 418 00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:14,900 Yakety Yak, naturally. 419 00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:15,984 -Naturally. -Hmm. 420 00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:18,654 And the rings? 421 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,532 Well, couldn't you make some for us? 422 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:30,707 I do. 423 00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:32,793 Do you? 424 00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:36,213 Yes. I do. 425 00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:39,883 And they lived happily ever after.. 29081

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