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Hello, hello, hello.

RuPaul: Previously
on RuPaul's Drag Race UK...

And you'll be putting on
a comedy night

celebrating the theme of love.

I've been known to meet

some emotional people
in my time.

Top tip: never go cruising
at a funeral.

[all laugh]

I've never been in love

unless we're talking
about beans on toast.

Enough about that.
That is a story for another day.

We both had
[bleep, bleep, bleep].

[all laugh]
Wow.

I don't think it always
needs to be in the gutter.

The way you were going,
well, that's another story.

And I'm, like, wait a minute,
you haven't finished that one

or given me a punchline.

You push boundaries,
and that's magical.

Con-drag-ulations. You are the
winner of this week's challenge.

Tayce, shantay you stay.

A'Whora, sashay away.

Thank you.

Ooh.

What a Gagasaurus Rex.

That were nuts.

A'Whora has been sent home
with two badges,

and Tayce has survived.

It really just shows you

that these badges
aren't always protection.

"Talk about sexual tension.

"Lots of love.
See you all soon

at the sauna, A'Whora. XOXO."

Oh, my God.

Well, well done for
sending a third bitch home.

The lip sync assassin of
Season 2, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh, my goodness, babe,
Let's give it up for A'Whora.

We love you, baby.

Love you, girl.

It's gutting
to see A'Whora go.

She's like a sister to me.

I'll see you at home.

But this is me.
This is it, darling.

That's why
I'm the Tasmanian devil,

Energizer Bunny of drag,

And if you can't keep up,
get out!

She's probably going
to deck you in the face

when she sees you.

-Oh, I know, I know.
-[laughs]

I thought
she was gonna write...

All: Fuck you, Ellie Diamond.

I didn't do anything wrong.

You play the game,
and if you don't,

get a-moving.

I'll squeeze past there.

Jeez Louise.

How is everybody else feeling?

How are you, baby?

Yeah, I'm good.

You don't sound good.
[laughs]

Ellie, it was just
how open you were,

hen, about it.

"Oh, are you all happy
with that?"

Doesn't matter
if we're happy with it

because you
were decided on it.

A'Whora's great
and she's gone home.

What if that was me?

She's pissed.

I just made it to top four
in this competition,

and Lawrence is bringing
the energy down once again.

Hen, shut it.

You're never gonna
please everybody.

Obviously
I think you as well,

you felt like
you have more to prove, too.

Completely.
I won the mini-challenge,

and I went, right,
I've got the power

to do whatever
the fuck I want in this place.

Ellie knew
what they were doing.

I mean, respect her doing it,

but it is quite cutthroat.

It didn't get you
a badge, though.

Was it worth it?

[laughs]

Oh, she's going down
on that one, bitch.

Pow! Pow! Pow!

It didn't get me a badge,

but it definitely
got me through to next week,

so I can
get a badge this week.

And on that note,
let's go, ladies.

The final is in sight.

Friendships are still there,

but I think everyone's

looking out for themselves
from now on.

You know what, babes?

Respect to you.

You played the game.

When it gets to it,
friendships will be hurt.

And badges won't be won.

There's a strong top four,

but at the end of the day,

there can only be
a final three.

Time to rely on talent
to get yourself to the top.

One of us has to go.
Who is it gonna be?

No!

I'm not sure yet,
but I know it ain't me, darling.

Can you feel it?
Can you taste it?

Can you smell it?
I know I can.

[laughs]

RuPaul: The winner crowned
the UK's Drag Race superstar

will receive an all expenses
paid trip to Hollywood

to create
their own digital series

with the producers
of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Tonight with Michelle Visage

and Graham Norton.

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

♪ Da da-da-da ♪

-Oh!
-Whoo!

-Whoo!
-Ow!

-Yes!
-It's top four.

I knew I was gonna get here.

I don't think anyone else did,
but I knew it.

I feel like a contender!

Oh, yes.

Congratulations, Bimini.

It goes three, three...one.

[all laugh]

I might have no badges,

but I've never had
to lip sync as well,

so I feel
really proud of myself,

and I'm happy with
everything I've showcased

in this competition.

But, yeah, I need a badge,
know what I mean?

Oh, my goodness.
How's you two feeling?

What's going on?
What's the crack?

I'm good.

I still don't understand
why you did what you did,

but you did it for a reason,

and it worked for you
and I'm happy for you.

[laughs]
I'm happy for you.

So happy for you.

She is not
letting this go, honey.

I mean, A'Whora's
probably at home

getting dicked down
by it right now.

Doesn't even care anymore.

This is the week
before the final now, though,

and we all want a spot
in that top three.

Also, henny, we gotta
bring it home for London.

We do.

We've gotta
bring it home for Scotland.

[in Scots]

She was really good
at sending competition home,

so, Ellie, send them home.

[alarm]

-Oh!
-Oh!

Let's go!

Oh.

RuPaul: Ooh, girl!

Her majesty done already
done had herses.

Ladies of the House of Beale.

If there's one thing a queen
can deliver on the daily,

it's drama, mama.

So don't be an Albert Square.

If Pat Butcher
hands you a meaty tuck,

well, by God,
make a meal of it.

-Oh.
-Oh.

[all laugh]

We're going shopping.

[all laugh]

I think we are going
to be little thespians,

ingenues.

Hello, hello, hello.

[cheering]

Yes.

Hey, ladies.

-Hey.
-Hey.

Hey, did you know
that leading psychologists

say that role play

can be an effective tool

in repairing relationships?

So for today's mini-challenge,

we're having ourselves

a good old-fashioned
bitch fest,

and we're doing it
with puppets.

[cheering]

Because why?

All: Everybody loves puppets.

[laughs] Bingo.

#DragRaceUK.

Ooh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can't wait to stick my hand
up something.

Now here's how it works.

You'll each penetrate
that pink hole.

-Oh!
-That's right.

And you'll pull out a puppet

that represents
one of your competitors.

You'll drag it up,

and the bitch fest will begin.

All right, first up, Ellie.

♪ Hmm ♪

I've never done this before.

I know you haven't.

Whoa!

Ooh.

A Friday night for her.

[all laugh]

I've got Tayce.

It's so cute.

All right, thank you, Ellie.

Lawrence Chaney.

It's the first time
for me, innit?

-Uh-huh.
-No.

Can you go any deeper?

Ellie Diamond.

I love that.

Bimini, go on over.

My turn.
There it is.

-Ooh!
-[laughs]

Lawrence Chaney.

All right, Tayce.

Oh.
[all laugh]

Bimini Bon-Boulash.

All right, babes,
you good? Aah!

-Thank you, Tayce.
-Thank you.

All right, duckies,
you have 20 minutes

to drag up your puppets.

God, I love my job.

[laughs]

On your marks,

get set, go!

Ooh!

What am I getting?
What am I getting?

What do we got here?
What do we got here?

What do we got here?

Oh, pressure.

Never looked better.

I'm sure everyone
is very excited

to see what I make
of my Ellie puppet.

I'm gonna keep it
light, funny, and stupid...

like Ellie.

Oh, shit!

Got it all over my hands.

All right, racers.

First up, Ellie Diamond

and her puppet Tayce.

I think we're in
for quite a show.

Well, hi, everyone.

Welcome to the Ellie Diamond
puppet show.

Up in the show
we have Lawrence, Bimini,

and--oh, gosh,
she's running a bit late.

Wonder where Tayce is.

All right, doll.
It's me, Tayce. How you doing?

I mean, Tayce,
you always get clocked on,

you know, how your outfits
are a little bit hokey-pokey

when you make them yourself.

But, you know, the outfits
that you bought are pretty good.

Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.

They look great.

Got the energy
in the morning,

You know
what I'm talking about?

Because I'm ready
to start the morning.

I'm gonna get on this runway

and I'm gonna
slay to the judges

and if I have to lip sync,
I'm gonna lip sync

all the way to the very,
very top to the very end.

I don't if Ellie's got
the Welsh accent down,

if she's Russian,
or if she's rushing.

Come on, Tayce,
let's get you home.

Yeah, I know.
Let's go.

[all laugh]

No, I'm out.
No. Sorry.

No, no.
[door opens]

All right, up next,
Lawrence Chaney

and her puppet Ellie D.

Here we go.

I'm slightly concerned
that she's gonna, you know,

get a bit personal
with things,

but we'll see how she does.

Morn, hen, I've driven
all the way to Dundee.

We need to get this show
on the road.

Sorry, babes!
Sorry I'm late!

Dirty Diamond was making an
appearance right before this,

and a hand is still up my bum.

Did you win the challenge
this week when you were this--

Eh, no, babes, but I made way

for my badge that
should have been on my chest.

-Way!
-But it is not,

so I sent A'Whora home
the next day!

[all laugh]

[chuckles]

Oh, Ellie, your wig's fucked.

Let me--
Oh, there's no fixing that.

Bye, Ellie!

[all laugh]

My hair is 10 times
better than that,

and my makeup
ain't that busted.

Up next, Bimini and her puppet
Lawrence Chaney.

All right, hen, how you doin'?

It's me, the Chaney,

emphasis on Chaney!

[all laugh]

Well, this is
an interesting look.

Can you tell me the inspiration?

Oh, well, I've gone
as a prolapse here.

[all laugh]

Bimini, can you be in my group
for the pop group?

Oh, yeah, of course I can.

I want you and Tayce
to teach me some choreo.

All right, let's go.

If you can put
your first foot forward.

Oh, no, that's too difficult.

I cannae do that!
I cannae do that.

I can sit up.
I'll give that a go.

She has struck gold,

because I'm very easy
to take the piss out of.

That's going down...
like your Snatch Game.

Ooh!
[all laugh]

Evil! Evil!

[laughs]

And last but not least,

we have Tayce
with her puppet Bimini.

Ooh!

Well, well, well,
what do we have here?

My hand up inside
Bimini Bon-Boulash. Wow!

Unleash the beast: Bimini!

Bimini, how the hell
are you doing, girl?

Tayce, is my lash wonky?

It always gets a bit wonky
sometimes when I'm at the gigs.

It's all right, though, innit?

Girl, looks great,
never looked better.

Bimini, tell me something.

What are some
of your favorite things?

Well, Tayce, I love Katie Price,

dismantling the patriarchy,
and veganism!

Bimini, I'm loving this dress.
Where's it from?

East London, innit, babes?

Two for 20 quid,
can't go wrong.

I love it all black, fishnets,

and if it's got MSG in it,
don't talk to me!

Veganism! MSG! Whoo!

[all laugh]

Tayce is repeating stuff
for me about being vegan

as if I go on about it
all the time.

Like, I don't know
what she's on about.

Thank you, Tayce. Whew!

I don't know about you,
but I feel so much better.

The winner of today's
mini-challenge is...

Bimini.

[cheering]

Con-drag-ulations,
you shady bitch.

[chuckles]

I'm a winner again!

Oh, God, it's getting
boring saying that.

[laughs]

For this week's maxi-challenge,

you'll be paying tribute
to iconic British soap operas

in the new BBC drag drama
BeastEnders.

[all laugh]

Each of you will play
larger-than-life characters

whose paths cross in
the nation's most famous pub:

The Kween Dick.

[all laugh]

Now, Bimini, as the winner
of today's mini-challenge,

you'll assign the roles.

And later today,
you'll be directed

by the UK's
hottest new director:

Michelle Visage.

-Ooh!
-Ooh, yes!

Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.

-Whoo!
-Whoo!

-Yes!
-Let's do this!

I've won the mini-challenge,

which means I get
to assign the roles.

[laughs]

-Con-drag-ulations, Bimini.
-Whoo!

I like power, but I feel
I'm Daenerys Targaryen

before she loses it,
and I'm just--

I'm on the edge now,
so watch out.

So queen one, Scat Slater.

The landlady of The Kween Dick,

short-tempered
and based on Kat Slater.

Dressed in ill-fitted
leopard print.

-I mean, very me.
-You.

It's basically
describing you right now.

Right, queen two,
Thot Bottom.

Christian, chain-smoking
gossip queen,

older and very prudish,
based on Dot Cotton,

but deep down
she's a horny thot.

Ooh!

Queen three, Karen Bitchell.

Bitchy blonde bombshell,
big boobs,

big attitude,
and even bigger hair.

She's very dramatic, and she
thinks she's mega-glamorous.

Is actually a bit ropey.

Based on Sharon Mitchell.

And queen four
is Phyllis Bitchell,

the toughest bitch in town.

The original gangster
of the square,

a female version
of Phil Mitchell,

with rough voice
and an even rougher attitude.

Phyllis Bitchell,
rough and ready.

I mean, have you seen Lawrence?
Rough!

I reckon I'm gonna go
for Scat Slater,

the landlady of The Kween Dick.

I love Phyllis.

You love Phyllis Bitchell.

I really like Thot,
Thot Bottom.

And I'm down with Karen
or Phyllis, so I can do Karen.

Is that all right?
You don't mind?

Mm-hmm.

The roles are all even,

the characters are all great,

so it comes down to the
performance of these characters.

Right, put it
in the middle, ladies!

-Come on!
-The BeastEnders!

-Way!
-Way!

Bimini, I feel like
I need to come

and have a look
at your tig old bitties.

-The bigger, the better.
-Have you worn boobs before?

-No. Never.
-Have you not?

-Oh, my God.
-Never in my life.

This is gonna be
very, very interesting.

Well, they aren't gonna be
an exact color match, because--

That's what foundation's for.

Hello, hello.

-You all right, babes?
-After last week,

there are definitely
some tensions still

between me and Lawrence, but
I want to nip this in the bud.

Kind of wanted
to speak to you today

and I think just express

this means a lot to me,
like, our friendship

and as well as, like,
in the competition,

I just want to do well.

Ellie, I just think

putting everyone
at such a disadvantage,

did it need
to happen like that?

You've literally
slept on my sofa.

We've shared a bed.
You know, we are close.

So it does feel weird
that you'd be, like,

let's throw a spanner
in everyone's works.

I do think I'm being
a bit hard on Ellie,

but it's just because I know her
the best out of these girls.

I mean, it's, like,

there is no right or wrong way
to play this game,

and if I did hurt your feelings

with how I sort of, like,
fucked everyone up

in that last challenge,
I do apologize.

It is what it is,

and I understand why
you would play that game.

It's just never nice to see.

Even when I'm annoyed at Ellie,

I still respect her
as a drag queen.

So I'm fine with drawing
a line in the sand

and just moving on after it.

You know, wondering whether

she's put anything in my drink
or not, you know?

Sisters.

Oh, my God, elbow-elbow.

Right, now in your hole, elbow.

-Wait.
-[laughs]

Right, well, let's get
learning these bloody lines.

-We have a scene together.
-We do, we do have--

So let's make like those two

and be crazy fucking
psycho bitches.

Competition or not,
Lawrence is a sister.

But we need to
keep it professional.

This is another challenge,
so let's get it going.

[laughs]

Serving body!

Bimini's breastplate is pretty
light compared to my skin tone.

Oh! But I'm not even gonna
make it darker.

I think it's even funnier.

It's a soap opera,
and it's on Drag Race,

so why try to make them seamless
with the rest of my body?

Ooh, yes.

I want you to see these boobs,

and, honey,
you're gonna see them.

It's a look. It's a look.

Let's say that much.

They ain't your tits!

Yes, they are!

[alarm blares]

All right.

What's about to happen?
Are we going home again?

What going on?

-Oh!
-Oh, my God!

Hey, queens!

Hi!

It's Natalie Cassidy!

The one, the only
Natalie Cassidy.

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-boom!

As part of your challenge
this week,

I'm here to give you
a soap-acting master class.

[cheering]

So I've played Sonia Fowler
in EastEnders since I was 10.

I have been an underage
pregnant teenager,

I've had lesbian love affairs,
I've been married, divorced,

and had many, many
bitch fights.

So I think I know
what I'm talking about.

-Yes!
-Yes, you do!

We're just doing this now,

having a master class
with Natalie Cassidy.

I thought we could start
with some vocal exercises.

Because it's very important
to warm up the voice.

All right, ladies,
one you might know.

Ricky!

[all laugh]

Ricky!

Ricky!

Ricky!

Ricky!

Oh, that's marvelous,
absolutely marvelous.

In soap, you've gotta be ready

to flip your personality
like that.

You go from this to this.

[all laugh]

I'm gonna give you an emotion

to do with the same line,

and let's see how we get on.

-So Bimini.
-Mm-hmm.

Bubbly's in the fridge,
but I want it angry.

Bubbly's in the fridge.

Bubbly's in the fridge!

I don't know if you're angry.

I don't know if you've
climbed Mount Everest, dear.

Hang on.
[all laugh]

-Okay, Tayce.
-Yes, yes.

Terrified.

Bubbly's in the fridge!

Tsh, tsh, tsh, tsh, tsh.

Ellie, horny.

Oh, bubbly's in the fridge!

Lawrence, hysterical.

Bubbly's in the fridge!
Bubbly! [laughs]

Bubbly's in the fridge!

I am done.

That was great.

So what I would say, ladies,

is just try and find
your light and shade.

You can shout and scream
when it's necessary,

but don't try and make it
all a shouting match,

because it becomes boring.

Yeah. I'm kind of nervous
for my character,

because my character
is so intense.

Trying to hit
those highs and lows,

that's gonna be quite tough.

Thank you so much for having me.

I wish you all the luck
in the world.

All right? But unfortunately
it's time now.

I've got a trumpet lesson.

So enjoy and good luck.

Thank you!

-Bye!
-Bye, babe!

-Yay!
-Bye!

Amazing!

The advice was good.

She said to really go for it,

so I think that's what
we're all gonna do.

Should we get practicing?

-Yeah.
-We should get practicing, yeah.

-Let's do it.
-I think so.

-Right, let's get it.
-Yes.

Go on, Natalie Cassidy
from EastEnders!

-Play that trumpet!
-[laughs]

Ooh! [laughs]

Hello, treacles.

Hello, hello, hello, darling.
You all right?

-Hi!
-It's now time for us

to shoot our scenes
with Michelle Visage,

and she's looking gorgeous.

Are you ready to film your
soon-to-be iconic BeastEnders?

-Yes.
-Yes.

This is something
that could be really

a Drag Race UK classic.
No pressure.

Camp it up,
and don't fuck it up.

Doof, doof, doof, doof,
doo-doo-doo-doof.

Let's start
with the first scene.

-Yep?
-All right.

Lights, cameras...

All right, kids, here we go.

-Action.
-Go on.

Sling your 'ook
and don't bother coming back!

Ooh!

What's the tea with Mickayyy?

Danny Dyer can't play no more,

so they left me
with a plank of wood.

I've got some bad news
to tell you. It's about...

It's my big first entrance.

[door knob rattles]

Here we go.

[laughs]

Michelle, are we
still doing it, babes?

Yeah, do it.

Fucked it! [laughs]

All right, here we go.
And...action.

It's about--

Me!

[laughs]

Ooh, charmin'.

I'm Phyllis'
little sister Karen.

I'm making Karen the new
landlady of The Kween's Dick.

[laughs]
All right, cut.

It's The Kween Dick,
not The Kween's Dick.

I think that's very different.

Great job, Ellie.

Love the kind of shaky,
just old lady.

Yeah, it's great,
but this is camp drama.

Play it up even more.

Tayce, I'm pretty sure

you're Australian
right now when you came in.

Oh, was it high?

I mean, that's Tayce.
Ooh, charming.

Ooh, charming.

You went back to Jane Turner,
I think, a little bit.

God bless you, Tayce,
you're Australian at heart.

Let's move on
to the next scene.

Let's take it from the top.
And action.

Have you seen Mickayyy
recently, Thot?

Fucking hell, me leg.

-[gasps]
-Not yet, darling, right?

Chill out.

I don't know where my lines go.

Fucking hell.

I don't know where I am.

I'm in BeastEnders,

but I don't have a clue
what's going on.

Take two, and...action.

So how do you explain you--uh--

So how do you explain
doing the dirty?

Yeah.

All right, here we go.
Action.

But it was a mistake.

Sorry, line?
Was that--there's only--

There's only one person for me.

-Bible, right. Sorry.
-Right.

Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.

When you're in a scene
with someone,

if someone doesn't keep
remembering their lines,

it throws you off as well.

I'm relying on you
to get your line right

so then I can get mine right,

and I don't think Lawrence
gets that.

And let's try it again.

Lord help you! Oh!

It's Phyllis Bitchell,
Ellie, Phyllis!

Phyllis Bitchell.

Phyllis Bitchell,

you really are a bitch!

Cut.

Lawrence and Ellie don't seem
as prepared as me and Bimini do.

They need to, like,
really get over it.

But this is Lawrence.
This is what she does.

She just gets all up in her head
and starts getting nervous

and she ain't having fun at all.

All right, next let's set up
for the last scene.

Let's do your first take.

Let's see what you got.
Here we go. Action.

Ain't my script!

Yes, it is!

It is--uh, line?

And it clearly states

that Thot's been screwing him
behind your back.

Lawrence is having
a terrible time.

I don't even think Lawrence
knows her name at this point,

let alone her lines.

All right,
so let's try that again.

Yes, it is!

It clearly states in it
that--bleh, bleh.

Yes, it is!

It says clearly in the--ugh.

Okay. Stop right there.
Let's stop.

-You know the scene.
-Yes.

-You ain't my mother.
-Yeah.

I think you need
to repeat after me.

Let's try it, okay?

Don't you even read
your bloomin' script?

That ain't my script!

Yes, it is!

-Right?
-Okay, yeah.

Not, "Yes, he is."

Yes, it is!

Uh-uh-uh.

Yes, it is!

And it's--ugh.

Okay, cut.
Cut, cut, cut, cut.

You're not hearing
the difference, are you?

I mean, for Michelle
to stop the scene,

basically put it on pause
to look at you,

it's just, like,
put a magnifying glass

on the whole situation,
you know?

Lawrence, you need
to get out of your head.

Don't enter that danger zone.

I don't know what is happening,

and when I'm not doing well

or when I'm not
picking something up,

I just end up
beating myself up.

You know what the line is.
You know what to do.

Okay, that's enough, ladies.

That's a wrap!

See you on the main stage.

That was fun.

That was awful.

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, ru-ru-ru-runway!

-Elimination day!
-Bring it to the runway.

Runway,
run-run-run-runway, yes.

It's elimination day,
and no one wants to go home.

We all want to be
in that top three.

But it is gonna come down

to the nitty-gritty
with this runway.

Oh, my God.

Um, girls?

-Yes?
-Yo?

I have just found some letters
addressed to us all.

Oh!

Automatically, I'm thinking

it's either gonna be a letter
from someone that loves us

or it's gonna be tickets
to see Cher.

One of the two.

Okay, got a letter from my mum.

-Oh, my God.
-No.

Oh, my God,
let's see, let's see!

Can someone read it out for me?

Come over, girl.

And give it a Scottish accent,

because my mum's Scottish.

Bless her, there's
a picture of us together.

Oh.

Oh, my God,
your mum looks so cute.

You've got a leopard print.

Yeah, she's fab.

"Hello, Tommy,
we are so proud of you,

"and all you have achieved
over the past year

"when I saw you perform
for the first time.

"And now you're competing
in Drag Race.

"You have come such a long way
since you were three

"and you always wanted
to be early for play group

"so you could get the princess
outfit and the necklace of beads

"you were already wearing
to play group.

"You have worked so hard

"for this chance
to follow your dreams.

"All of us at family Bimini
are supporting you.

"Shine like the star you are,
love, Mum.

P.S., Bimini to win, XXX."

-[laughs]
-That's so cute!

Mama Bim!

I'm doing this for my mum.

I wanna be able to show her

that me being a queer child
has led to this,

and I've been able to, like, be
who I wanna be and express that.

And I just want her
to be proud of me.

Oh, she definitely is, boo.

Babes.

-Oh, darling.
-Oh.

-Little Bim-Bom.
-Sandwich.

Scottish sammie.

God, if this
is how we are later,

there goes the rest.

-I know!
-Oh, God.

Oh, you're all slags.

My mum means
the absolute world to me.

She's always put her kids first,

even when we've not been the
best that we could have been.

So thanks, Mum.

Who's next?
Who's gonna go next?

Shall I go?

What have we got?

Oh, my God.

[all laugh]

That is after, like,
four performances, half drunk,

makeup sweating off the face,
no wig on anymore.

But she is right there
living for it.

"Hey, Tayce.

"Ever since
you could walk and talk,

"you have been a superstar.

"Remember your
fairy princess dress

with the white feather boa?"

Yeah.

"It literally fell apart
in the end

because you
would not take it off."

Yeah, fact.

"You are such a wonderful soul,

"boundless energy
and outrageous,

with so much love to give,
and also quite messy, ha ha."

[all laugh]

That's Tayce.

She knows, she knows.

They just always let me just
go with the flow, go my own way.

Five, six years old, running
around with little dresses.

And now here I am, in front
of the world on Drag Race,

prancing around in dresses
on a runway.

So, I mean, I think it's all

ultimately
led up to this moment.

"Can't wait to give you
a massive quish?"

-Cwtsh.
-Cwtsh.

-"Hug" in Welsh.
-A massive cwtsh.

"Good luck, my queen,
love, Mum."

Oh, that's so cute.

She will be getting
a massive cwtsh from me

when I get home.

Right, Tayce.

You want me
to read yours for you?

Oh, here we go.

Oh!

Oh, my God!

You better serve
that smolder, bitch.

-I know.
-Yeah, oh, my God.

-Your mum looks just like you.
-I know, right?

"Dearest Lawrence,
we all miss you

"and think of you every day.

"When you were four years old

"you began to show
an interest in dressing up.

"The first costume
I made for you

"was the Margaret Rutherford
tweed cape,

"which was worn day and night,

"including trips
to the supermarket.

"I have lost count of the number
of fake cigarette holders

"you bought from the joke shops
over the years,

"as you would be
acting out a scene

"from something
in the back garden.

"You have made it this far

"through determination,
enthusiasm,

"and sheer hard work.

"Remember the people
who doubted your talent

"and said you would never
succeed?

"Well, look at you now.

"I am so proud of you.

Good luck, sweetheart,
love from Mum."

Oh!

And do you know, the funny thing
is my mum's name is Phyllis.

I was Phyllis Bitchell!

Full circle moment.

Full circle, like my pads.
[laughs]

Genuinely something
that I would see as a success,

if I'm anything like my mum,

that's okay with me, you know?

My wee Mel.

She's tit height on you.

Literally, literally
tit height, yeah.

-Yeah.
-"Hi, Ellie.

"My heart is smiling
just thinking about

"the wonderful experience
that you're having right now.

"I knew from when you were wee

"that you were going to end up
doing something creative

"so that you can
express yourself,

"get to sing and dance,
dress up, and perform,

"and wow, drag certainly
is all that and more.

"You've had to endure a lot
of negativity in the past,

"but thankfully, you have
risen above that now,

"and I'm so glad

"that your confidence
is growing up with you.

And just like the diamond
you are, so precious to me."

Sending Ru and you
my love, Mumsy."

Aw...

Not Mumsy.
[all laugh]

That's so sweet.

That's adorable.

Oh, my God.

Hearing, like, she gets it,

and she really understands
everything that I am

and everything
that I want to be.

Her little child has grown up

to be something
that she's really proud of,

and I am so happy that I'm able
to share my world with her.

It really has
warmed me up, yeah.

I think I needed that bit
of emotional release.

-A little bit of release?
-Yeah.

All four of us
are just incredibly lucky

to have the support
from our mums,

because it can be difficult
for a lot of queer people

to have that support
from their parents.

We've gotta do it
for our mums.

-Yeah.
-Bring it to your mum's house!

Mum's house, mum's, mum's,
mum's, mum's house.

Especially at this point,

like, we've all done
so, so well

to get to where we are,

it just gives us that kind of
kick up the ass that we need.

-Right.
-Right.

-That was a quality moment.
-Yeah.

That was lovely.

Let's get pretty.

-Let's get pretty.
-Yeah.

Let's get pretty.

Aah! You bitch!

[all chuckle]

Oh!

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

-And what?
-Yes!

Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.

Our very own Granny Dyer,
Michelle Visage.

Michelle, did you enjoy
directing our girls?

Oh, Ru, it was so much fun.

We spent the whole night
doing lines.

[all laugh]

National treasure
Graham Norton.

Do you have
a favorite soap moment?

Well, there was
that one time in prison.

[all laugh]

He found it eventually.

-Yes.
-Yes, yes.

They always do.

And our extra-special
guest judge Mickayyy!

You all right, babes?

You all right, sweetheart?

[all laugh]

Oh, Mickayyy.

Did you enjoy acting
with our girls?

The challenge was a bit naff,
but the birds was proper fit.

[laughs]

This week
we challenged our queens

to overact in the BBC's
newest soap opera BeastEnders.

And tonight on the runway,
category is Panto Dames.

-Oh, no, it isn't.
-Oh, no, it isn't.

Oh, yes it is.

[all laugh]

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

♪ Can you feel the love? ♪

Up first, Lawrence Chaney.

Is that a sewing machine
on your head,

or are you
just happy to see me?

Lawrence: I am serving
pastel panto queen realness.

I've got minty green hair on,

I've got pincushions
as sleeves.

Is that a prick in her arm?

Guys, we can see
all her bits and bobbins.

You've heard of Widow Twankey?

Well, here's Widow Wankey.

-Oh!
-Aah!

This is the smallest
waist measurement

I have had in years.

Mickayyy:
She's a size queen, she is.

[laughs]

Oh, Mickayyy.

Up next, Tayce.

Graham:
It's Kylie Man-ogue.

Tayce: My look today

is heavily inspired
by a fairy godmother.

I am the ultimate Tinker Bell.

I have this beautiful boa,
blue and white,

hanging off the back of me,

with wires and stars
coming out of it.

Shining bright
like the star that I am.

And I have these
big, beautiful wings

flapping down the runway.

If you like it,
you better put a wing on it.

I've got my wand in hand,

and I'm granting wishes
left, right, and center.

These ugly sisters around me
just can't take it,

and I am the ultimate
Cinderella supreme.

Mickayyy:
She's got Wednesday legs.

When's day gonna be
around my neck?

[laughs]

Up next, Bimini.

Midnight.
Still no sign of Dick.

I'm serving you
pantomime babydoll.

Sickly as hell,
pink, sissy babydoll dress,

with massive yellow
and pink tutus underneath.

I am inspired
by pantomime dame makeup,

as well as Grayson Perry,

and I'm pretty confident
with my look.

-Ooh!
-It's behind you.

-It must be true.
-[laughs]

I think this is a time
to get ugly, get stupid,

and have as much fun
down the runway as you can.

This is the illegitimate child
of Baga Chipz.

[Michelle laughs]

This is just the bag.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Up next, Ellie D,
Diamond from Dundee.

Harry, Queen of Scots.

Ellie: I'm serving royal queen
pantomime dame realness.

Full high, high, high camp.

I've got probably
one of the biggest hoop skirts

that I've ever worn.

I've got the biggest
blonde little bombshell

Marilyn Monroe-esque type hair.

Tudor?
I don't even know her.

[all laugh]

The makeup
for this runway look

is absolute camp rave.

I've took a lot of inspiration

from one of my best friends
at home.

She always has big,
blown-out blue eyes,

and she's always got
little hearts on her cheeks

and the royal heart queen lips,

and I'm ready
to chop off your head.

RuPaul:
That's the royal tea.

[all laugh]

Welcome, ladies.
You're watching the BBC.

Now it's time to catch up

with the Bitchells
in BeastEnders.

Go on, sling yer 'ook
and don't bother coming back!

Punters drinking
too much again, Scat?

Sinners, the lot of them.

No, Thot, it's worse.
There's no punters!

I was just
shouting out the door

because I've got
nothing better to do.

I mean, look at this place.
It's empty inside.

Now, Scat, I want to gossip,

but what's the tea
with Mickayyy?

Because of lockdown, Danny Dyer
can't play him no more,

so I'm left with
this plank of wood instead.

Nice to meet you.

He ain't much of a talker,
is he?

He ain't much
of a worker, either.

Oi! The barrels need changing!

[telephone rings]

Oh. Excuse me.

Hello?

No! You know what this means?

I've got some bad news.

It's about--

Me!

Phyllis Bitchell,

you've got some nerve
coming into my pub!

Your pub!

[laughs]

Ha!

And who the hell
is this little trollop?

Ooh, charming.

I'm Phyllis'
little sister Karen.

And if it's all right with you,

I'd like to speak
to the manager, please.

You're speaking to her!

Uh, uh, uh.

I don't think someone's been
reading their script properly.

It's all 'ere, page 22!

I'm in charge now,

and my little sister Karen

is taking over as the new
landlady of The Kween Dick.

You wouldn't dare!

Try me.

-And oop!
-[laughs]

[both laugh]
I'm a bitch!

Looks like
you missed a spot.

Bitch.

Keep scrubbin'
them dirty old floors,

you dirty old scrubber.

Oh!

That's it!

[imitates Baga Chipz]
Much wettah!

Carry on,

and I'm gonna shove this
where the sun don't shine.

Kiss your mother
with that filthy mouth, do you?

Don't talk about my mother!

Why not?
Too close to home?

Just like looking
in a mirror, ain't it?

Everyone's got that top.

It's going two for one
in the market.

Look a little closer, Scat.

Think that nose contour
and eyebrow shape

came from nowhere, do you?

Some would call it
a family resemblance.

Now be a good girl
and clean up them bogs!

You can't tell me what to do!

You ain't my drag mother!

Yes, I am!

[gasps]

You're late.

Seems we've got unfinished
business, you and I.

About that.

I had one too many
sherries that night.

It was a mistake.

A fun mistake,
but it was a mistake.

There's only one person for me.

Sure, hon,
so how does that explain

you doing the dirty
with Scat's husband Mickayyy?

How do you know about that?

Nothing gets past me,
sweetheart.

I've got it all on CCTV.

Oh! Oh, oh, ooh!

Oh, Mickayyy, Mickayyy!

Oh, yeah, lovely!

Oh, Mickayyy, Mickayyy,
Mickayyy, ow, oh!

Mickayyy!

That's enough!

Please make it stop!
Make it stop!

Oh, is that what you
were saying to Mickayyy, then?

Phyllis, please,
I'm begging of you.

Please don't say anything
to Scat.

You seen Mickayyy
recently, Thot?

He was a bit legless
when I last saw him!

Aah!

Mickayyy's
done nothing to you!

If I can't have you,
no one will.

If you want Mickayyy
in one piece,

you have until the end of today
to leave this place.

Sashay away forever.

Lord have mercy on you,
Phyllis Bitchell.

You really are a bitch!

Yeah, I am, aren't I?

[laughs]

Phyllis Bitchell is a bitch!

You hear that?

Phyllis Bitchell is a bitch!

[laughs]

Phyllis, where's Mickayyy?

I want to say goodbye
to Mickayyy.

I don't think
he's up for it, darling.

How's your head, Mickayyy?

I've had no complaints.
[laughs]

You heathen!
You lied to me!

-I loved him!
-Ex-squeeze me?

You've been sleeping
with Scat's...

husband?

He ain't my husband.

Yes, he is!

Don't you ever read
your bloomin' scripts?

That ain't my script!

Yes, it is!

It clearly states

that Thot's been screwing him
behind your back.

Oi!

That's my husband,
you dirty old slag!

Oh!

Not my Thot, you bitch!

You cow!
That's my daughter!

-No, I ain't!
-[gasps]

She deserved that.

Who in the hell
do you think you are?

You're not even a drag.

You what?

You ain't even
a little bit of a drag!

[all laugh]

Laugh away.

I didn't just become
a little bit of a drag.

I became a total drag!

Now, for the last time,
get outta my pub!

Oh!

Get out!

Ugh!

Get out!

[whimpers]

Put it back, you bitch!

Get out! Get out!

[applause]
Wow!

So fun.

I just have to say
this was really good.

Really funny.

Well done.

You've made our jobs
very, very difficult.

But before we go any further,
say hello to Mickayyy.

-Mickayyy!
-Hi, Mickayyy!

'Ello, girls.

[all laugh]

Time now
for the judges' critiques,

starting with Lawrence Chaney.

Lawrence Chaney,
you were Phyllis Bitchell,

but I could see you struggling.

It was the lines.
It totally was.

It is--uh, line?

-And you had them.
-Yeah.

But the final product
is you releasing,

allowing yourself to have fun,

and that's where
it all came back.

For future reference,

stop being your worst critic
and get outta your head.

I just thought
you were brilliant.

It was over the top,

There was a bit of Phil,
there was a bit of Shirley,

a bit of Prisoner:
Cell Block H in there.

[all laugh]

-It's about--
-Me!

I thought it was excellent.

Mickayyy?

Ooh, I could mesmerize myself.

It was all minces, you've got
those "come to bed" minces.

What are "minxes?"

Cockney rhyming slang.

-Mince pies means "eyes."
-Yeah.

She's got those
"come to bed" eyes.

-Oh, I see.
-Yeah.

-[laughs]
-Okay. Okay.

Thank you, Michelle,
for interpreting for me.

You're welcome.
[all laugh]

Tonight on the runway, panto
dame, yeah, this says it all.

There's kind of a little bit
of the werkroom in here,

a nod to drag,

it's kind of all
in this traditional panto look.

This, I just kind of thought,

oh, Lawrence Chaney
has to crush that, and you did.

It's brilliant.
It's proper panto dame.

It's the only time
my waist has been 13 inches.

[all laugh]
So I'm very happy about that.

Up next, Tayce.

-So you were Karen Bitchell.
-Yeah.

And I was really concerned.

I didn't know if this
was gonna be your thing.

But after a few notes,

you went for it
and you went for it big.

Yes, I am!

The one thing
I would have liked to have had

was you could have created
this Karen into be a Karen,

because that's the whole I wanna
speak to the manager thing,

instead of being,
like, I'm Karen.

I'm Phyllis'
little sister Karen.

I just think that it just would
have landed a little bit more.

The "Yes, I am,"
you left such a long pause,

and I was thinking, ooh,
is this going to fall flat?

And then it was, like,
no, that's brilliant.

Now, Tayce, I'm just
trying to figure out,

because I see a pattern
with the outfits on stage,

but yours seems
to not fit that pattern.

Ru, there are fairies
in pantos.

Though it is panto, it's not
quite panto dame for me.

But it's still beautiful,

and you did go out
of your comfort zone,

so I give you credit for that.

Thank you.

Your wings, it was like
you needed some more Red Bull.

They were wilting.

They were like
a kind of late summer fly

by the time you were
getting off the stage.

So that was unfortunate.

-Well, thank you.
-Thank you.

-Bimini Bon-Boulash.
-Hiya.

You just went
all the way for it.

You ain't my drag mother!

You took direction well.

I thought the physical comedy

that you did at the end
was not easy,

and you were just chucking
yourself all over the floor.

You were really good at it.

What I really appreciated
was really funny things,

like that kind of porn actress

scrubbing the floor
with your leg up.

That I just thought
that's really clever and funny.

I felt like
you didn't miss anything.

I remember watching
that particular episode.

"You ain't my mother,"
"Yes, I am," with my mum.

Can you say the line for me?

You ain't my mother!

Yes, I am!

[gasps]

[all laugh]

Tonight on the runway, I think
the outfit is fashion adorable,

and it's still panto dame.

And the shoes, the bows,

"he's behind you,"
it's just really fun.

I love how you've gone total
feminine frou-frou-frill-frill,

and then you did
kind of the bloke.

It was like break time
on the building site.

[all laugh]

I thought that was funny,

-and again, very panto.
-Mickayyy?

I think you look gorgeous
tonight as well.

Thanks, darling.
I'll see you later.

-[laughs]
-I hope so.

Ooh!

Ellie D from Dundee!

Hello, boys and girls!

Now, Mickayyy, you had
a sex scene with Ellie Diamond.

What'd you think of
Ellie's performance, Mickayyy?

Well, I do like the older woman.

[laughs]

So you played Thot Bottom.

No!

It was so believable,

I thought as acting goes,

you were probably
the best actress.

Please, I'm begging of you.

Could have gone further
with the look,

but I loved the performance.

I do wanna say that
this challenge with this four

has probably been
the toughest thing to judge

in the history
of these acting challenges.

I'm not even kidding,
here and America.

And you are no exception
to that, Ellie.

Yeah, I'd like to repeat
what Michelle said,

is that everyone in
this challenge was really good,

and in a way,
you made the part your own.

Which in a normal acting thing
would be a good thing,

but in this, there's
a funnier drag Dot Cotton

in that role,

and you didn't really
give me that.

Tonight on the runway,
this is panto dame indeed.

My favorite part of the whole
ensemble is your makeup.

Your makeup's so beautiful.

It, you know, kind of shows
what panto dames are all about.

Somehow I thought
you were gonna be more.

Just when I knew
that it was panto dame,

I go, Ellie Diamond
is going to do something,

you know, so lavish.

I thought the hair
was gonna be taller,

the dress was gonna be bigger.

So I'm not bowled over,
but I do really like it.

So that's a--

there's a compliment
in there somewhere.

Please look for it
at your leisure.

Found it.
Got it, yeah.

[laughs] Brava, ladies.

Now, while you untuck
in the werkroom,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

Whoo!

-Ee-ee!
-Whoo-hoo.

-♪ Dah-dah-dah-dah ♪
-♪ Oh ♪

That was the last runway
before the final, everyone.

-Oh, my God, literally.
-Right, straw.

I think everyone
did a pretty bang-up job.

-Well done, everyone!
-BeastEnders!

But it's gonna be splitting
hairs at this point.

-Oh!
-Oh! Oh!

Tayce.

-Fuck.
-[laughs]

You're good, you're good.

Whether we're gonna make it
into that final.

Oh, gosh, well, congratulations,
girls, that was--

So, so good.

It was really good.

Oh, I don't feel good at all.

-Babes.
-At all, no.

-Babes, what's going on?
-I don't know.

I just feel, like, overlooked.

I don't know,
maybe I'm overthinking it,

but I just don't feel
like it's my week,

and I'm petrified to have
to lip sync for a fourth time.

It just feels like
beyond a joke at this point.

It's very annoying,
very annoying.

Like, I'm not really mad
at the girls.

I'm more mad at, like,
the critiques that I got,

and the credit
that I didn't get.

Michelle said you did--

she was surprised
at how well you'd done.

Like, she didn't know
if you'd be able

to go out your comfort zone,
and she said that you did.

She said that you
took direction really well,

you knew what you were doing.

If I'm being 100% honest,

I feel like they gave youse

a bit better critiques
than they should have.

You two both on that set
the entire time,

it was like, "Michelle,
line? What's my line."

Like, what the hell?

Everyone done really good,
even her.

I think she just felt glamorous
and beautiful in that outfit,

and the fact that
they read her down

that it wasn't panto dame
has pissed her off.

I knew my lines,
but in the moment when--

I'm not throwing this under,

but, like, when Lawrence
didn't get them exactly on cue

or right on time,

that kind of
threw me off a little bit.

I don't think
that's quite right.

Tayce, I get.

You're blaming your
negative critiques on me.

I'm not.
I've not said that at all.

You literally said you forgot
all your line slip-ups--

I didn't forget
all of my lines at all.

You didn't know
what my character's name was!

Am I wrong?

You did forget
the name of her character.

I will take a bit
of responsibility for that.

But you not remembering
my character's name

is a detriment to you, not me.

Not on. Not on.

No matter what happens,
it's gonna be hard.

-Yeah.
-Oh, God.

My body's aching now.

I don't wanna do this again!

Three weeks on the trot.

You know what I mean?
Imagine!

Oh, just walk out
like Ginny Lemon.

Anyways, we should just
rehearse this lip sync song,

so cheers, my dears.

Ooh!

-Top four, baby!
-Top four!

Love you, love you,
love you, love you, love you.

And it ain't the first time
I've topped four people,

and it won't be the last.

All right, just between
us squirrel friends,

whaddaya think, starting
with Lawrence Chaney?

Well, that Lawrence Chaney
was so funny in BeastEnders

when Lawrence Chaney got out
of Lawrence Chaney's way.

Clearly states in it
that--bleh, bleh.

We kind of had to have
a moment of saying,

"You've got this,
and if you don't, fake it.

-Because nobody else knows."
-[laughs]

She did all the kind of
normal Lawrence Chaney,

you know, humping the air
for no reason,

and it shouldn't have worked,
but somehow it did.

I'm surprised that Lawrence
had some trouble

starting up in this challenge,

but the end result
turned out really good.

Tonight on the runway,

Lawrence absolutely delivered
as a panto dame.

The sewing machine on her head,

the tape measure
around the waist,

all the little pins, I just
thought did a really good job.

All right,
let's move on to Tayce.

So Tayce as Karen Bitchell
was fun,

and I was surprised,

because I didn't think
she was gonna be good.

I'd like to speak
to the manager, please.

I thought she delivered
two iconic lines,

and she delivered them
really well.

I did have to direct her
sometimes, but that's okay.

That's what my job was
and that was her job.

So it ended up being really
good, and I was impressed.

It felt like she didn't think
about the other moments enough,

so she was slightly just
walking through the rest,

but equally much better
than I was expecting.

The runway, the big thing
she did tonight was her makeup.

In her head, she thought
she looked like Lawrence Chaney.

[all laugh]

She had makeup dysmorphia,
where she looked in the mirror

and thought, oh, my God, look
what I've done. It's so crazy.

And it's like, no, no,
that's not that crazy.

But for her, it's just mad.

Well, you know, from what
I understand about panto,

this was a stretch,
but it was in the panto house.

All right, let's move on down
to Bimini.

Well, directing Bimini was easy,
because Bimini is Scat Slater,

and all she needed to do
was open her mouth,

and Scat Slater fell out.

Coming into my pub!

You know, a lot of people would
have gone, oh, this is easy.

I'll just do my thing,
and that would have been enough.

But I really appreciate
that she kept thinking.

So while it was wild
and over the top,

it was still
weirdly recognizable

as a performance you might see
on the EastEnders.

Tonight on the runway,
I loved that.

I absolutely buy that
as a panto dame.

Loved it, over the top,
really funny, really panto,

did the right makeup,
and it just really worked.

Bimini Bon-Boulash, how the hell
is she gonna do panto dame?

That's how she's gonna do it.

You know, that would get
big laughs in a theater.

I thought she was really clever
in both challenges

and delivered in both.

Let's move on down to Ellie D.

I appreciate Ellie Diamond
being a good actor,

but I think someone else

could have had a lot more fun
with that part than Ellie did.

Mickayyy's done nothing to you!

Compared to the other three,

she let the comedy ball

slightly roll off
into the rough.

I was very impressed with Ellie,

and I think she could have
done a little bit bigger

to make it more Drag Race.

But that was definitely
soap opera worthy.

She's ready to go on now
if she wanted to.

Tonight, I had such high hopes
for Ellie Diamond.

This is what you thought,
oh, Ellie Diamond,

this challenge
is perfect for her.

And then she came out in that,

which you would see in a panto,
but not a very good panto.

[all laugh]

You know, essentially
that was a dress

with a sparkly cardigan
on top of it and a crown.

I just saw a girl
walking round

with a triangle in front
of her like a dog sitter.

Lovely colors.
Where's your dogs?

[all laugh]

They're tucked away.

Wouldn't you like to know,
Mickayyy?

Yeah, be a pleasure
finding out.

Oh!

All right, silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Bimini Bon-Boulash.

Con-drag-ulations.

You are the winner
of this week's challenge.

[applause]
Thank you so much.

And the recipient
of a coveted RuPeter badge.

♪ Rule Britannia ♪

Wear it with pride.

Yeah! I will.
Thank you so much.

You may step
to the back of the stage.

Thank you.
Good luck, everyone.

Aah!

Four badges before the final!

I've just overtaken Lawrence.

Stick that in your pipe
and smoke it.

Lawrence Chaney.

You are safe.

You may step
to the back of the stage.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, thank you.

Ellie Diamond.

Tayce.

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are up for elimination.

I am fuming.

I don't wanna look
at any of the judges,

and I just wanna show them
why I should be here.

So I am about to perform
the house down boots.

Two queens stand before me.

I've consulted with the judges,

but the final decision
is mine to make.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

The time has come...
[thunder]

to lip sync...

[echoing] for your life!

I might not have any RuPeter
badges, but you know what?

That does not matter at all.

I am about to kill it
on this stage

and send
the lip sync assassin home.

Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

♪ There was something
in your voice ♪

♪ That was telling me
don't be too sure ♪

♪ Arousing my suspicions
I have never felt before ♪

♪ I thought we had it made ♪

♪ I thought
you'd never go away ♪

♪ But now you're suddenly
like a stranger ♪

♪ And you're leaving
our love behind ♪

♪ Of all the things
I was ever planning for ♪

♪ This was the last thing
on my mind ♪

♪ Ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ There was something
in your voice ♪

♪ That was telling me
don't be too sure ♪

♪ Arousing my suspicions
I have never felt before ♪

♪ I thought we had it made ♪

♪ I thought
you'd never go away ♪

♪ But now you're suddenly
like a stranger ♪

♪ And you're leaving
our love behind ♪

♪ Of all the things
I was ever planning for ♪

♪ This was the last thing
on my mind ♪

♪ Ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah-ah ♪

♪ But now you're suddenly
like a stranger ♪

♪ And you're leaving
our love behind ♪

♪ Of all the things
I was ever planning for ♪

♪ This was the last thing
on my mind ♪

[cheers and applause]
-Lovely.

Yay, girls!

Whew.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Tayce, shantay you stay.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you so much.

I love you, baby.

See you, bitch.

Love you.

Ellie Diamond.

Shantay you also stay.

[laughter and applause]

I'm such an ugly crier!

Yes!
[all laugh]

-Whoo!
-Fucking way!

That's right, we've got
ourselves a final four.

[cheers and applause]

Ellie, you may join
the other girls.

Oh, thank you.

That is, like,

one of the biggest gags
of the season by far.

Like, Ginny Lemon
walking off, blah.

Joe Black
going home first, blah.

A double-safe
against me and Tayce?

Amazing.
I can't believe it.

Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

So who do you think
deserves to be

the UK's next
Drag Race superstar?

Are you Team Bimini Bon-Boulash,

are you Team Ellie Diamond,

are you Team Lawrence Chaney,

or are you Team Tayce?

Let your voice be heard.

Tune in next week

for the grand finale
of RuPaul's Drag Race UK,

where we will crown ourselves
a winner, baby!

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

-Amen!
-Amen!

All right.
Now let the music play!

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

RuPaul: Next time
on RuPaul's Drag Race UK...

Welcome to the grand finale.

Yes!

You need to give

the most drag-tastic
performance of your life.

You know,
I'm gonna say how it is.

It's a little bit tough.

Get it, get it.

Uh, uh, ha, ha, ha.

I'm fattered:
fat and shattered.

That performance tonight
blew me out of the water.

Your stage presence
is ridiculous.

I could not take
my eyes off of you.

[cheering]

RuPaul: The UK's next
Drag Race superstar is...

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪