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[School bell sounds]
[Gerry]: Have a good day.
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-Yes?
-You said you wanted to
see me after class Sir.
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-Yes.
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What were you doing?
Why did I want to see you?
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-I don't know.
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-Tell me what made me,
when you were sitting
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and I said:
Stephan, see me after class!
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There was something going on
in your vicinity caused by you.
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What was that? Remember,
seconds before? What was it?
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-I don't remember.
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I don't really know
what's happening.
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-No, no I bet you don't.
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I'm not telling you because I
want you to think about it okay?
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Don't try this again.
-Yes Sir.
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-'Cause I know.
Go!
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Exactly what you did.
Don't think I don't know.
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And don't do it again.
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[To himself]: What did he do?
What...?
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Oh! I know what.
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♪ I'm awesome, no you're
not dude, don't lie ♪
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♪ I'm awesome, I'm driving
around in my mom's ride ♪
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♪ I'm awesome, a quarter
of my life gone by ♪
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♪ I'm awesome
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-Aw, my favourite couple.
-Good morning.
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-Morning. Holding hands,
no affection in the school.
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-[Sean]: Sorry.
-You guys are here awful
early today.
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-You too.
-Yeah, I got traffic duty, so...
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-Oh, okay.
-I came to watch
Sean's practice.
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-Ahhh. That's so cute.
You guys are perfect.
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Star athlete, star student.
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Star athlete, obviously,
when I was younger.
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You're a lucky man.
-Thanks Sir.
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-I'm still looking for my 'you',
my 'you' Miranda.
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Okay, not my you, not as in you
specifically.
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But like something like you that
was older. That's what I was...
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Okay, let me just back track.
What I'm saying, Miranda,
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is if I was younger and still
in high school we would date.
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-No, no we wouldn't.
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-No, we would. We
would probably date.
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Trust me, I'm telling you.
You should have seen. I was...
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-Sir, don't you have
traffic duty?
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-Yeah, yeah, I gotta go.
But honestly, if I younger...
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All I'm saying is if I was
in high school...
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You would probably have seen me.
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And Sean wouldn't
have stood out.
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-Traffic duty? Sir?
-Yeah, thanks. See ya.
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-[Gerry]: See ya.
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-Morning ladies.
-Oh, hi Mr. D.
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-[Gerry]: Hi Kira.
-[Kira]: Do you like my hair?
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-Sure.
-I thought you would.
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Mom, Mr. D says
he loves my hair.
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[Jean]: Okay Kira, let's let
Mr. Duncan get back to work.
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-I got a new book bag.
-Oh wow, nice book bag.
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-Okay Kira, off you go.
-Okay, bye mommy.
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-[Jean]: Bye bye.
-[Kira]: Bye Mr. D.
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-Bye Kira.
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-So you're directing
traffic these days?
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Going up in the world.
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-Oh, well, it's something
we all have to do.
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Another little thing teacher's
do without getting paid, so...
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Anyway, we talked about
dinner...sometime?
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[Horns honking]
-[Jean]: Oh yeah, we did.
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-Okay! Just dealing with
a parent here. One sec.
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-Sorry. Tonight is sometime.
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-Tonight is very soon, but um,
okay. Okay, yeah.
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-[Gerry]: Yeah?
-Yeah, I can do tonight.
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-[Gerry]: Tonight's good.
I can do tonight too.
-Great.
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[More honking]
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-Sorry. Um, well, I'll call you
and ah, iron out the details.
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Get your number from
the parent directory.
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Pretend it's an official call.
-That's great.
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-You gotta move thought,
you can't sit here okay?
-I'm moving.
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-That's my job. See ya later.
Come on, go. Hurry up ma'am.
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-[Jean]: I'm going.
-[Gerry]: Thank you.
I don't even know her, so...
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♪ Music
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-Get, get, get, get.
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-Ah, Mr. Leung, just the guy
I wanted to see.
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-Is this a library question?
-Yeah, but it's really simple.
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-When I am not in the library,
I am on my time, okay?
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There are no simple library
questions, my job is not simple.
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You know what's simple?
You understanding rules.
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My rules. Disrespectful.
Good day Madam.
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[Kids laugh]
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[Kids laugh]
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-Are you okay?
-Don't touch me.
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Why do you make everything
horrible always?
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-[Leung]: Shut your little face.
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-[Bobbi]: Purgatory right?
Because he's always like:
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Let me do this for you.
And that's lovely
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-There you are.
-What?
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-When are you going to start
bringing your attendance?
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-Oh, I forgot again.
-You forget every morning.
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-I apologize.
I will not forget again.
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-You're in a good mood.
-I got a date tonight.
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-Ah, holy hannah.
-Yeah right.
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-I do, what is that?
-Try not to be yourself,
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and you'll double your chances
of seeing this girl again, okay?
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-Why would you say that
when I'm on a date?
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-Oh yeah, don't wear that.
-I'm not going to
wear this Bobbi.
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I'm going to wear
something different.
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-Listen, don't talk too much
or you'll ruin everything.
-Trudy, what does that mean?
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That doesn't even make sense.
-In fact, don't talk at all.
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-And don't forget to chew
with your mouth closed.
-That's probably better.
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-Trudy, I don't need this
advice from you two.
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-[Bobbi]: Don't forget to...
-Don't forget to break
up with Craig today.
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'Cause you never forget
to do that, do you?
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And don't you forget
to hit on a parent.
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A dad, when he walks in with
two kids and a wedding ring.
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I've been on dates before
guys, I know how to date.
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And what gives you two
the credentials to even
give advice on dating?
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That's my question
that I leave you with.
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-You know he does have a point.
-He does have a point.
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-You've got no business
giving anyone dating advice.
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-Everybody's here.
Attendance is done.
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-Yes?
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-You usually don't do attendance
until someone reminds you.
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-Alright, not sure that's
entirely true Kira.
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but thank you for bringing
that to my attention.
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-It is. I'm the one
who reminds you.
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-Alright, well don't be
sad Kira because...
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[Sing-song voice]: I'm gonna
need somebody to take this
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attendance down to the office,
who's that somebody gonna be?
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[Lucy]: I'll do it Sir.
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No, Lucy, obviously I'm
going right to Kira here.
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I just did all that stuff,
right? Okay? See what I did?
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I went like that, so
Kira's going to take it.
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Now, you tell trudy that Mr. D
says: here's his attendance
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and he wins. And say:
Get off his back. Okay?
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And tell your mom I had you
help me. Don't forget that.
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-[Kira]: Okay.
-That's really important.
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When you go home tonight say:
Mom Mr. D was really nice to me.
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And you helped me a lot.
Don't forget that.
-Okay.
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-Next time Lucy, I might go:
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Who's going to help me take the
attendance to the office today?
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Who do you think I
want to take it now?
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-Me.
-Right, see how that works?
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When I come right to your face
like that with the attendance
in my hand, you're the person.
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Good.
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-Mr. Leung?
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Wow.
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I just wanted to thank you so
much for letting me book the
library so last minute.
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-I did it for the students.
[Students laughing]
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-[Leung]: Students.
Shut your faces!
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-Umm, I'll take care of that.
[♪ Music in background]
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Okay, everyone, keep your
voices down. We're in a library.
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What are you watching?
Oh no, turn that off right now.
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Turn it off right now.
-What is this?
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-Turn it off.
-[Leung]: This is not funny.
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[Laughter]
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-The library is closed.
-Mr. Leung, it's just...
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-Get out!
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-Okay, we're gonna
go back to class.
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Quickly...Quicker...
Faster, like run.
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Let's go. Hurry up,
let's go, let's go.
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♪ Music
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-[Gerry]: Here we are.
-[Jean]: Yeah, it's nice.
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-[Gerry]: Yeah, it's good.
-So, Kira really likes you.
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-Oh good, I like Kira. Kira's
good. One of my favourites.
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-Oh that's really sweet.
-They're good that age,
I like that age.
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-Oh yeah, and by the way,
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I don't usually, you know,
date Kira's teachers.
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-Okay, good. 'Cause that'd be
awkward if you'd dated half
my staff by now.
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-Yeah.
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-I will tell the teachers
you are off the market
from the staff.
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-[Jean]: Thanks.
-[Gerry]: Thank you.
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-Gosh, she was very pretty.
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-Yes. You are pretty too.
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-Thank you very much.
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-[Gerry]: You're welcome.
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-[Gerry]: Let's eat.
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-Yeah, this is good.
I'm glad we did this.
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-I'm glad we did this too.
So...no.
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-[Diana]: Well, hi Larry.
-Noo.
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-You're the teacher who never
paid me for my services.
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-What?
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-Little tip with this one, honey
Get your money up front.
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-She's not one of you.
-And what is she, Gerry?
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-It's a long story.
-I'm an elite escort.
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-It's a short story, it's short.
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Bill, my roommate, her
friend set me up as a joke.
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And he sent me this
as a date one night.
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I thought it was a real date.
We were trying to play a
joke on somebody.
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-That's funny, funny.
So you're a hooker?
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-I'm an elite escort.
-Elite escort.
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But not, no it's a joke and
you're going too far.
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-You know, this is what
you get for not paying.
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-I...
-[Diana]: Larry.
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-Gerry. I do not
pay for hookers.
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I do not pay for hookers.
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I do not hire hookers
or pay for hookers.
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I don't pay for hookers.
-You know what?
I think I'm done here.
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We're done. I'm going to leave
you two to sort this out.
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It's sorted, Jean, please.
-Bye Gerry.
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So nice to meet you.
-Oh it's nice meeting
you too Jean.
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-Don't call her her name.
-That's too bad,
she's really pretty.
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-Don't even refer to her by her
name. You don't know her.
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Could you just get
out of my life?
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-Well, listen, there's an
ATM around the corner.
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We could settle this up,
I'll just be waiting over there.
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-No, I will never pay you. Ever.
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♪ Music
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♪ Music
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-[Gerry]: Bill, Bill!
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-Go away.
-[Gerry]: I'm not going away.
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I need to speak to you.
Seriously! Get over here.
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-What? What do you want?
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-Your friend Diana showed
up at my dinner last night.
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Asked me for money
in front of Jean!
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-Oh, that's not good.
-No, it's not good.
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Jean got up and left.
Now I can't get a hold
of Jean, she's furious.
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-Yeah, you can't bring a
hooker on a first date.
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-She's an elite escort and
I wish people would start
referring to her as that.
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Because that's what it's called,
there's a difference.
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-Still, that's a rule.
You can't...it's over.
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-Yeah it's ruined, you
ruined it. But I gotta
make it better now.
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-I'm sorry.
-Thank you. You should be sorry.
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He was with a different
girl here last night, right
on that same couch.
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Haha...ruined your date.
-It's a bit late for that.
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-Mr. Leung, put down the
computer. We need to talk.
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-Good. I want to
talk to you as well.
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I want you to get
rid of the internet.
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-Well, that's not gonna happen.
-They are using it
to laugh at me.
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-You have to learn to let it go.
224
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:04,014
-They're sitting right there,
laughing at me, while I'm
sitting right there.
225
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:07,194
I want them to laugh behind
my back like they do to you.
226
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,891
-Mr. Leung, these videos
come and go all the time.
227
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:12,720
There'll be a new one soon,
everyone will just forget.
228
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,889
You have to be the bigger man.
229
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,720
-Fine.
230
00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,975
-What do they say about me?
231
00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,938
-They call you pigeon face.
232
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:29,338
-And I'm gonna let that go.
233
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,867
Who?
234
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:39,695
-All of them.
235
00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,836
-[Gerry]: Alright,
have a good day.
236
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,969
Kira, can you erase
the board for me?
237
00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:50,491
-Thank you Mr. D.
-Can I help her Mr. D?
238
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:53,795
-Not today, there's
only one brush.
239
00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:55,933
[Gerry under his breath]:
Get a hot single mom Lucy,
and you can help.
240
00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:01,593
What are you guys doing?
-We're waiting for Kira.
241
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:04,723
-Alright, can you wait
back there a little?
I need to talk to Kira.
242
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,897
Kira, is your mom picking
you up today after school?
243
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:09,473
-No, she has to work.
-My mom's picking me up.
244
00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:11,911
-Mine too Sir.
-Can you guys just step
back a little bit?
245
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:14,338
You shouldn't really
be listening.
246
00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:18,345
Does she work most nights? Do
you know when her schedule is?
247
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:21,569
-She didn't work last night.
-My mom worked last night.
248
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,920
-My mom's a stay at home mom.
249
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,750
-Oh good. Why don't you guys go
make out in the hall or
something.
250
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:33,056
Did she say anything
about last night?
251
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:36,490
Or did she ah...any moods?
Was she happy?
252
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:40,058
Did you recognize anything?
-Nope.
253
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,197
-Did she say anything
about losing her phone?
254
00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:44,289
-Sir, I'm done cleaning
the board, anything else?
-Nope.
255
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:48,253
She's definitely not picking
you up today?
256
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,809
-Sir, that's a lot of questions,
it's kind of annoying.
257
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:56,726
-[Quietly]: Kind of annoying?
You're annoying.
258
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,906
♪ Music
259
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,043
-Well look who it is.
-Hey Trudy.
260
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:04,475
-Don't you 'Hey Trudy' me.
Where's your attendance?
261
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,612
-Ugh, I forgot.
It's in my class.
262
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:09,005
-Well, when is it going
to be in my hands?
263
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:12,229
-Alright, Trudy, I'm not having
the best day, so can we just
lay off on the attendance?
264
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:14,879
-Why...Oh! You screwed
up your date, didn't you?
265
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:17,064
-Okay, none of your business.
-I knew you were going to.
266
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,840
-You did not know.
-Yes I did. What did
you do Gerry?
267
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:22,926
-Trudy. That's not funny.
-Talk to her? Tell her your
inner most thought?
268
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,106
Scared the hell out
of her, didn't you?
269
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:27,422
-That's none of your business.
Could we stop talking about it?
270
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,548
And I don't want to talk about
attendance. Can we just drop it?
271
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,901
-It's important.
-It's not, it's not.
272
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:34,291
-It's the record of which
students made it to
school alive today.
273
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:37,155
-No it's not! It's to see
who's here. So what?
274
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:40,557
-I need your attendance
first thing every morning!
275
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:42,692
-Or what?
-I will hurt you.
276
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:47,216
-Fine, I'll bring my attendance.
-Good.
277
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,521
-You should stop talking
about my dates to people.
278
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,607
-That's all.
279
00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:57,139
Will they just give anyone
a teaching degree?
280
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,194
[Laughing]
281
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,970
[Laughing]
282
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,284
[Laughing]
283
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,803
[Laughing]
284
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:13,109
-Alright everyone,
Leung announcement.
285
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,902
Everyone, okay.
286
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:20,214
Fine, I will get up on the
chair.
287
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:27,126
Alright everyone. Okay.
Um, okay, why won't that stop?
288
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:33,310
Um, as everyone knows I
have been disgraced like a
whisper that has been yelled.
289
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:38,140
And I demand whoever put up the
video on the internet systems...
290
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:41,711
To take it down immediately.
I demand your respect.
291
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,320
Thank you.
292
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:47,279
End of Leung announcement.
[Student mouths]: What?
293
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♪ Music
294
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:57,195
[Jean]: Okay, just take a seat.
295
00:14:57,244 --> 00:15:01,294
-Hi.
-Gerry, what are you doing here?
296
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:04,765
-I tried to phone you, couldn't
reach you, I wanted to come
down and explain that situation.
297
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:08,206
-Yeah, I'm at my work.
-Hey! I'm next.
298
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,995
-One second Mrs. Jacobs.
-One second Mrs. Jacobs.
299
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:14,300
-But my foot hurts.
-Have a seat, it'll feel better.
300
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:18,308
-You know what Gerry? When I'm
on a date and a hooker turns up.
301
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:21,092
-You hired a hooker?
-She was an elite escort.
302
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:26,357
-When a hooker turns up and my
date owes her money I just feel
like it's my time to leave.
303
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,543
-Okay, can I explain now?
What happened?
304
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,929
-[Jean]: Mmmm.
-My friend played a joke on me.
305
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:34,803
Set me up with her, that escort.
Okay? And I didn't know that.
306
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:37,586
She thought I was a client,
so she thought she was
getting paid.
307
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:39,982
I'm never paying her,
I never have, I never will.
308
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:42,376
It just, it was a coincidence
that she was there.
309
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:44,939
-Okay, I can't do this
right now, I'm at work.
310
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:49,639
Mrs. Jacobs, you
can go straight in.
311
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:52,557
-You should stay,
and get tested.
312
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:56,093
♪ Music
-Tested for what? I wasn't...
Mrs Jacobs...Don't....
313
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:59,389
♪ Music
314
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,223
-Sausage party.
-Yeah, it is when you're here.
315
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:05,526
-That's not funny.
-It's not as funny as
the prostitute joke though.
316
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,883
Which I feel bad about now.
-You could have
at least paid her.
317
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:11,583
If you'd paid her, that's fine,
you set me up and played
a joke, but if you'd paid her.
318
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,582
-Yeah, but then I'd be
out like 100 bucks.
319
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,154
-It's 500 bucks.
-Are you serious?
320
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:18,672
-That's what she
wanted, 500 bucks.
-That is probably too much.
321
00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:22,676
-She showed up on a date,
with a girl that I really like
and ruined the date.
322
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,070
The girl left, Jean
left the date.
323
00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:27,864
-I'm sorry man, I'm sorry.
-I like this girl
324
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:30,029
-Alright, well you teach
her kid right?
-Yeah.
325
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:33,426
-Be nice to the kid.
Treat the kid special.
326
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:36,390
Ya get to the kid and then
you get to the mom, right?
327
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,650
You're all set.
Can I eat my breakfast now?
328
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:41,613
-You didn't solve anything. Why
do I bother you about women...?
329
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,572
-[Woman]: Bye sexy.
-[Bill]: Alright.
330
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,611
-Hi.
-Hi.
331
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:49,883
She said hi to me.
-I feel pretty
threatened by that.
332
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:55,283
♪ Music
333
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,968
-I got a question for you.
-Oh now what Trudy?
334
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,717
-Why do you hate me?
-I don't hate you.
335
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,978
Don't start. I brought
my attendance.
336
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,112
I sent it down with a student.
337
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:08,074
-Gerry, you marked a student
absent who was here.
338
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,254
-So what?
-So what?!
339
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,730
I phoned her parents to
make sure that she was home,
340
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,900
which of course
she wasn't Gerry.
-Okay.
341
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:17,036
-Which was a big surprise
to her parents, you know,
342
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,989
'cause they dropped
her off this morning.
343
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,208
So naturally they panicked
and phoned the police.
344
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:26,517
-Ohhhhhh, because they
assume she's here. I get it.
345
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:30,267
I'm gonna take my time.
Okay...we're good. I got it.
346
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:34,400
-Okay. Also...
-What?
347
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:37,754
-Mr. Sweeny is away,
so I'm going to need you to
cover his classes on your spare.
348
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:40,145
-You can't do that.
-Mmmhmm.
349
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,579
-Today?
-All week.
350
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:44,976
-No!
-Don't you mess with me.
351
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:48,325
-Go.
352
00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:53,072
-[Leung recording]: And I demand
that whoever put up the video
353
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:56,595
on the internet systems to
take it down immediately.
354
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,860
I demand your respect.
Thank you.
355
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:05,739
-So, this is how it ends
for old Wayne Leung.
356
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,650
-[Lisa quietly]:
Okay, that's it.
357
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:13,215
Attention everyone.
Look...okay.
358
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:17,746
We all know a video of Mr. Leung
has been going around.
359
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:21,622
But how would you feel
if something you did ended
up all over the internet?
360
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:25,225
Nobody likes to be laughed at.
[Phone beeps]
361
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:30,808
When I was young, my
nana died and it killed me.
362
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:33,158
[Voice is shakey]: She used
to pick me up from school
363
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:36,379
every day and then she couldn't
anymore because she was dead.
364
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,769
It was a daily reminder and...
365
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,992
What are you doing?
-Nothing.
366
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,864
-Are you recording me right now?
-Yes I am.
367
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:48,167
-But I'm just standing
here talking.
368
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:52,784
-I know and now I'm going
to put it on the internet
for all the world to see.
369
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:57,047
[Phone beeps]
-Oh, so you got me.
370
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:58,922
So we're even then.
-This is rich.
371
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:04,843
You are such a fool. Everyone
look at the stupid fool.
372
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,243
Foolish.
373
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,587
-I guess that wasn't so bad.
374
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,759
♪ Music
375
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,162
-[Gerry]: Now don't forget
we have practice tomorrow.
376
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,590
-I won't Sir.
I'll be there extra early.
377
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,807
-Alright.
-MOM!
378
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,987
-Hey.
-Mom!
379
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:27,303
I made the basketball team.
380
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:30,870
-Really?
-Really, and I didn't even
have to try out again.
381
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:34,608
-Ah, that is incredible. 'Cause
you cut her the first time.
382
00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:37,701
-Second chances
are good to give.
383
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:40,051
-Okay Kira, will you wait
in the car for me darling?
384
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:44,491
-Sure. Bye Coach!
-See ya. Ah ha, she's excited.
385
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,621
-I know what you're doing Gerry.
386
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,843
-What do you mean?
I'm not doing anything
387
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:51,673
I reevaluated and I thought
about it and she's back.
388
00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,762
-You really don't
give up, do you?
389
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,851
-Nope, I do not.
390
00:19:57,979 --> 00:20:01,289
So we're good?
-I didn't say that Gerry.
391
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:05,250
-But you didn't not say that.
-I did not say that either.
392
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:08,601
-So I can call you.
-Definitely didn't say that.
393
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:15,952
-You want me to call you.
She wants me to call her.
394
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:19,477
Haha...she wants me to...hello.
395
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:22,532
♪ Music
396
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:26,231
♪ Music
397
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:30,266
[Laughter]
[Lisa's speech in background]
398
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,446
-What are you guys watching?
399
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,622
[Computer Video]:
I killed, my nana.
400
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:37,578
I killed, my nana.
I killed, my nana.
401
00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:39,847
[Laughter]
-I killed, my nana.
402
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:44,030
I killed, my nana.
-How could you do this?
403
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:46,108
-[Video]: I killed my nana.
-[Lisa]: Make it stop,
turn it off.
404
00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:48,507
-[Video]: I killed, my nana.
-[Lisa]: Make it stop.
405
00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,861
-[Video]: I killed, my nana.
-[Lisa]: That's not true,
I loved Nana.
406
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,951
-[Video]: I killed, my nana.
-[Leung]: This is the best part.
407
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:55,210
-[Video]: I killed, my nana.
[Laughter]
408
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,304
-[Video]: I killed, my nana.
[Laughter]
409
00:20:57,343 --> 00:21:00,393
[Explosion]
[Laughter]
410
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:04,963
[Laughter continues]
411
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:10,532
-What is wrong with you?
[Leung laughs hysterically]
412
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:13,453
-It just exploded.
413
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:17,277
We did it.
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