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Gerry: Ah, he's doing fairly
well, 'k, he could stay on task
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a little more. Sometimes he
loses focus, but overall he's a
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pretty good boy. You should be
very proud parents, and
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grandparents and siblings.
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He could stay on task a little
more, sometimes loses focus
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but overall he's a
pretty good boy.
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You should be very
proud moms.
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He could stay on task a little
more, 'cause he tends to lose
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focus a little bit, but overall
he's a fine young man and you
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should be very proud.
Parent: She.
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Gerry: What did I say?
Parent: He.
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Gerry: He? Darla.
Parent: Karla.
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Gerry: Karla. She's
doing fairly well.
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♪ I'm awesome. No you're
not dude. Don't lie.
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♪ I'm awesome. I'm driving
around in my mom's ride.
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♪ I'm awesome. A quarter
of my life gone by.
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♪ I'm awesome, awesome, awesome.
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Good game, good game, good
hustle out there, good game.
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Simon: Great game Coach.
Coach: Good game, good game.
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Hey Gerry! Good to see ya.Gerry: Hey Derek. Yeah you too.
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Derek: That's a tough loss. Butgood news, home at home right?
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Gerry: Yeah, it's not whetheryou win or lose it's how
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you play the game, so.Derek: That's the spirit.
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That was this guys attitude allthrough teacher's college.
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Simon: How come you get somad when we lose then?
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Derek: You know what? Wenever really get to hang out,
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catch up on old times. What doyou say we go grab a bite to eat
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tomorrow night?Gerry: Oh no tomorrow's, we have
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to go out we have a thing. Yes.Simon: We do?
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Derek: You know what? I'm justgonna check with the wife
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and we're gonna do this.Simon: What are we
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doing tomorrow?Gerry: Make something up when he
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comes back, anything. Just make
something up where we're going.
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Simon: Why would I do that?
Gerry: Because we have nothing
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in common, he always did this
in teacher's college. I have
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no desire to go out with him.
Derek:Alright, we're all set up.
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Simon: We're going to strippers.
Gerry: Yeah, strippers.
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Simon: Tomorrow night, so.
Gerry: Stripclub.
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Simon: Yeah we got reservations.
Derek: Seriously? You know who
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wants to see ya? My wife Kate.
Gerry: Kate who?
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Derek: Kate Dietrich.
Gerry: Kate...
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Derek: Kate Dietrich, remember?
You guys actually went out a
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few times, teacher's college.
Gerry: Kate married you?
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Derek: Yup, are you
surprised by that?
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Gerry: Yeah, wow.
Simon: Who's Kate Dietrich?
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Gerry: Never mind.
Derek: She wants to know
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what you've been up to.
Gerry: I'd love to come,
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I'll bring my girl. Yes!
Derek: You got a girl?
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Derek: Ok, well I'll text
you and set this up.
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Gerry: Ok, perfect. Alright.
Simon: Guess I'll
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have to go by myself,
you sold me out again.
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Gerry: Kate Dietrich.
Are you kidding me?
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Robert: How many of the
trustees have confirmed?
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Trudy: All of them.
Robert:Oh good. I just want them
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to know their generous donations
are being put to good use.
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You know?
Trudy: Well I'm sure they want
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to know that too. So, how
are you spending the money?
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Robert: Spent. It's already
gone. Suffice to say,
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Callaghan's 25th anniversary
will be "statuesque".
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Trudy: So it's a statue?
Robert: Well yes it's a statue
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but it's supposed to be a
surprise. Don't tell anybody.
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Trudy: Ok, well here's another
surprise for Callaghan, you
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invited his ex-wives.
Both of them.
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Don't you remember the 15th
anniversary? The portrait?
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[Stabbing shriek]
Robert: Well of course I
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remember. That's why this item
will be made of much more
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indestructible materials.
Smart, right? Right?
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Gerry: Hey.
Lisa: Hi.
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Gerry: Mind if I ask ya a favor?
Lisa: What's up?
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Gerry: Umm...well I have these
friends, we're going out to
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dinner tonight. Would you come?
Lisa: What? Like a date?
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Gerry: No, not a date, I just
need you to, it's just...yeah,
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Maybe we could
act like it's a date.
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Lisa: Oh, like a pretend date?
Gerry: Yeah.
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Lisa: Why do you want me
to be your pretend date?
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Gerry: A friend of mine married
this girl I used to date, and I
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want them to see I have
something going on.
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Lisa: Yeah, you don't
want to go alone.
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Lisa: You don't want to
look like a loser.
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Gerry: No, I'm in between
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girlfriends, they don't need to
know this and you are fine.
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Lisa: Do you still have
a thing for her?
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Gerry: No, I don't have a thing,
but I'm curious. Will you come?
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Lisa: Yeah, I'm curious too.
Gerry: Ok, perfect.
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Lisa: Alright.
Gerry: When you come, this girl
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by the way was really, really
hot. Like french teacher hot.
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Gerry: So, you're presentable,
but, is there any way...
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Lisa: I'll be french
teacher hot.
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Gerry: You can do that?
Lisa: What? You don't
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think I can?
Gerry: Could you wear a dress
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that's maybe a little less?
Lisa: Less what?
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Gerry: Just less.
Lisa: Yeah, I can do that.
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Gerry: Ok and maybe your
hair, something with that?
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Lisa: I'm starting to realize
why you're between girlfriends.
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Gerry: No cardigan please.
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Robert: One more thing Sir, it's
been 25 years since you started
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here at Xavier Academy,
a quarter of a century.
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Silver anniversary.
Callaghan: Yeah, I know that,
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we've just gotta let the
whole thing come and go.
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Robert: Think about it this way,
if you had murdered somebody
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when you started here, you'd
just be eligible for parole
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right now. That's longer than
most marriages last, I mean
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heck, that's longer than both of
yours combined and then some.
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Callaghan: Whatever it is you've
done, undo. Understood?
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Robert: This might be bigger
than both of us, it's a surprise
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and I just need you to go
along with it, you're gonna...
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Callaghan: ROBERT! Undo!
Robert: Yeah.
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Gerry: Big game tomorrow,
and we are going to win.
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In order to get you all in the
right mindset for the game
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during the warm up you will wear
these new warm up shirts we got
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you, that will make sure that
you choose not to lose.
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Justine: It says 'loose'
not 'lose' sir.
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Gerry: Ok, well the printers
made a mistake, we will tell
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them to redo them.
Simon: Actually, I got the
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receipt, it says you verified
the spelling. So there's no
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refund, no returns.
Gerry: Thank you Mr. Hunt.
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Simon: Choose not to loose...
Gerry: Anyway, yup, not
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important right now. What's
important is that we get our
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heads in the game tomorrow.
So, we are going to do a little
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visualization exercise, I'd like
you to shut your eyes and don't
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open them until I tell you and I
would like you to visualize the
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last few seconds of the game,
3 - 2 - 1, the buzzer sounds.
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We win, we cheer, we jump up and
down. You cheer and celebrate.
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Then you gather 'round and you
lift me, just me, nobody else
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high up into the air, thanking
me for the victory, cheering and
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cheering...
Gabby:But Sir, you're too heavy.
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Gerry: Gabby, I'm not too heavy,
there's 10 of you, you're fine,
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just keep running.
Cassandra: My arms are shaking.
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I can't hold you.
Lucy: You're falling, falling on
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my legs, you're landing
on my legs!
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Gabby: I can't get up
Sir, I can't breathe.
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Lucy: I can't either.
Girls: Me neither, I can't carry
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you. Oh no, no.
Gerry: Oh, open your eyes.
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Simon: It's ok Gabby, I'm gonna
help lift him. I got him here.
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Oh yeah, he's heavy, I'll just
grab one of his...so fat.
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Gerry: Simon! Mr. Hunt,
hello? Mr. Hunt?
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It's ok girls. Don't visualize
us winning. Ok?
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I'm very below the weight
of someone of my height.
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I'm in better shape than most.
I was not too heavy in that.
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Go get changed.
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Bill: So you gotta pay this
girl to go out with ya?
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Gerry: No, she's helping
me out as a favour
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and don't hit on her.
Bill: I wouldn't hit on her,
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she's your fake date buddy,
I can't disrespect that.
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Gerry: Ya did at the dance.
Bill: Oh.
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Gerry: Is that her? Alright.
Bill: Oh yes. Yeah that's her.
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Gerry: Is she wearing
a cardigan?
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Bill: No she is not.
Lisa: Hi Gerry.
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Gerry: Hi.
Lisa: Hi.
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Bill: Hey.
Lisa: You ok?
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Gerry: Yeah.
Lisa: Ok.
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Lisa: How's it goin'?
Gerry: You look nice...pretty.
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Very, very pretty.
Lisa: Oh, thanks Gerry.
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Gerry: Yeah, very pretty.
Bill: I think you look great.
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Lisa: Thank you.
Gerry: Oh man...psst.
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Derek:Hey Gerry, how's it goin'?
Gerry: Hey Derek.
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Derek: Good to see ya.
Gerry: Hello Kate.
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Kate: Hi, look at you.
Gerry: You had your chance
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to do this a long time ago. Ok?
Derek: Old pals huh?
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Gerry: My girlfriend Lisa.
Derek: I'm Derek.
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Lisa: Oh, ok.
Gerry: Ok, that's whoa, nope.
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Derek: Sorry, thought
we were doing hugs.
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Lisa: Hi, I'm Lisa.
Derek: Oh, sorry.
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Kate: Hi.
Lisa:It's very nice to meet you.
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Derek: This is, ah, my wife...
Derek/Kate: Kate.
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Lisa: Derek and Kate.
Gerry: The software upgrade.
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Derek: Sorry?
Gerry: And there's your
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software upgrade.
Kate: Can you?
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Derek: Sorry? Yup, I'm gonna
go get us a big old table to
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sit at, then we'll, ok, alright.
Lisa: Good call.
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Gerry: Yeah.
Lisa: I've heard so much
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about you.
Gerry: Little bits, tidbits,
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tiny things.
Lisa: Oh.
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Kate: I like your shoes.
I'll just...
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Gerry: Nice. Perfect. It
feels real, like it feels
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like we're a couple. Yeah.
Lisa: Like a real fake date.
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Derek: You guys have been
together how long? A year?
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Lisa: A year, yeah.
We met on a cruise.
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Kate: Gerry, I'm so happy for
you, you finally found like one
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person to spend the
rest of your life with.
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Gerry: I didn't just find
someone, I actually, I'm seeing
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a lot of people.
Kate: Really? Are you ok
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with that?
Gerry: Yeah, she's fine.
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She's fine, because she's also
not exclusive. She does her own
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thing, I do mine.
Derek: Really?
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Gerry: Yeah, ok?
This is fun girl.
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Derek: So this is like a friends
with benefits kind of
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arrangement?
Gerry: Bingo!
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Lisa: No, we're friends.
Just friends. No benefits.
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I work with Gerry, we work
at a school together and...
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Gerry quietly: Very close.
Derek: So you guys have
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never dated?
Gerry: Ah, no we have.
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Derek: Each other?
Gerry: Ahhh no, not each other.
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Until tonight.
Kate: So, Lisa?
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Lisa: Yes?
Kate: Are you dating anyone?
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Lisa: Not right now, no.
Derek: I see where you're goin'
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with this.
Kate: Mmmhmm, Phillip.
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Derek: Yes!
Lisa: Oh, who's Phillip?
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Derek: Oh, he is the greatest
guy. He's super funny, he's
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really successful.
Kate: Yeah he's cute and single.
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Lisa: Oooh, I like all
of those things.
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Gerry: He's all those things,
all those things right there
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and single. Do you not see,
there's something wrong with
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Phillip? Girlfriend break
up with him for anything?
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Derek: His girlfriend
was murdered.
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Lisa: Oh my god.
Derek: Yeah they found her body
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in a dumpster outside a mall.
Gerry: Was he questioned for...?
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Kate: No Gerry! Nobody
thought it was him.
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Gerry: If you got murdered, I
would want to ask him questions.
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Kate: He's a really nice guy and
he would be great for Lisa here.
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Gerry: Do it up.
Derek: Maybe we could find
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someone to set you up with
Gerry. If you're having trouble.
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Kate: No, that would be really
hard. Like who would you...?
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Gerry: That's great, that's
good. Gerry's fine. I've got a
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girl that I'm actually getting a
lot tighter with. So, yeah, she
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couldn't come tonight.
She was busy tonight.
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Lisa: Oh, maybe you
can give her a call?
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Gerry: Maybe.
Lisa: Try and get her out.
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Kate: It's ok if you don't have
a girlfriend. It's not a big
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deal, it doesn't make you a
loser or anything, it's fine.
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Gerry: Ok, yeah I will.
Kate:Yeah, just give her a ring.
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Lisa: Yeah, on the telephone.
Gerry: I will call her.
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Lisa: Yeah.
Gerry: Yup.
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Robert: I'm just wondering
if I can cancel it? Cancel it!
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Well can I get a refund? Tell
you what, you can deliver it
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then if I can cancel it first.
[Quietly] I just need to cancel
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it because I might
lose my job.
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Gerry: Things aren't going well.
Just call one of your girls, the
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many girls you have.
Bill: It's kinda short notice.
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Gerry: Just find somebody,
I just need somebody hot.
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Bill:I'll find you somebody hot.
Gerry: What about Wendy?
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Bill: Come on man,
I'm not getting you Wendy.
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Gerry: Come on Bill...
Bill: Diana.
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Gerry: Is she hot?
Bill: She's so hot.
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Gerry: Ok perfect.
Bill: I think she might
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already be working.
Gerry: Well check.
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Bill: I'll see.
Gerry: Tell her we're boyfriend
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girlfriend, stuff like that.
Bill: I gotcha buddy. She's hot.
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Robert: Can I speak to
your supervisor please?
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Callaghan: Hey Robert.
Robert: Mr. Callaghan. I wasn't
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aware you were still here sir.
Callaghan: Cheers.
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I want to show you something.
Here, take a look at this
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photograph. You know when that
was taken? 1982, off the coast
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of Africa. I was there fishing,
very rare species of African
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fish, since gone extinct.
Look at how young I look.
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Robert: Sir, you're
being ridiculous.
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Callaghan: Listen Robert,
about this...
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Robert: No, no you listen to me
sir. I've gone out of my way to
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plan a pretty special day for
you tomorrow and I'm excited
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about it. You know what you're
doing? You're getting all bogged
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down in this age business, but
this isn't about that, you're
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being selfish. So whatever you
need to do to clear out the
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cobwebs in your melon and show
up tomorrow for game time
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I am counting on
you to do. Can I?
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Lisa: So it was a really,
really nice baby shower.
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Kate: That sounds nice.
Lisa: Yeah. I'm so proud
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of my sister.
Gerry: Oh hey, there she is.
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Hello, hello sweetie.
Diana: Hello everybody.
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I'm Diana.
Gerry: This is Diana.
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Diana: I'm Larry's girlfriend.
[Lisa laughs]
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Gerry: She calls me by
my middle name.
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Lisa: Oh yeah? Wow, so your
name is Gerry Larry Duncan?
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Gerry: It's Duncan.
Lisa: Wow, things you don't
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know about a person.
Kate: Well, it's nice
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to meet you.
Lisa: It really is.
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Derek: It's a pleasure.
Gerry: Yup.
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Diana: I'm gonna need
my money up front.
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Lisa: Ah, so Diana, are
you and Gerry exclusive?
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[Gerry clears his throat]
Ah, no we're not. Nope.
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Derek: Wow, Gerry, it's hard for
you to settle down isn't it?
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Never wanted to get married huh?
Gerry: Well, I proposed once.
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And, ah, she said no.
Kate: Gerry.
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Gerry: He doesn't know?
Derek: What?
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Diana: I'm supposed to
get paid up front.
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Gerry: Not now.
Funny thing, teacher's college,
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I proposed to Kate.
Kate: Great. Thank you.
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Derek: I can't believe you
never told me that.
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Kate: You know what honey?
It just never came up. So I...
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Derek: No? You couldn't find
a place to squeeze it in huh?
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Diana: I really need my money.
Gerry: Ok, can you stop?
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Lisa: Why does she
need money so bad?
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Gerry: Not now.
Kate: Gerry, is Diana a hooker?
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Diana: I'm an elite escort.
Gerry: Elite escort. I'm dating
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an elite escort.
Derek: Why wouldn't you tell me
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that Gerry proposed to you?
Kate: It was nothing,
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it meant nothing.
Derek: Ok thanks. It was
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nice to see you again Gerry.
Kate: Oh Derek come on.
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Lisa: It was really
nice to meet you.
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Gerry: Yeah.
Kate: Honey, Derek.
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Diana: I just want
to get paid.
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[Gerry sighs]
Do you have any money Lisa?
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Lisa: No.
Gerry: I don't have cash right
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now, I'll get
you the money.
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Diana: You know, have we
worked together before?
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Lisa: Oh no. Oh no.
Diana: You look really familiar.
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Gerry: Have you?
Lisa: No Gerry!
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Gerry: Just
wondering.
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Robert: Mrs. Callaghan-ss,
both of you. Welcome.
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Glad you could
make it.
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Where's Mr. Callaghan?
Trudy: I don't know.
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Robert: Isn't that your job?
Kinda?
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Gerry: Alright girls. This is
Father Brian, the priest at
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Martyrs and he is going to say
a little victory prayer for us.
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So let's get ready.
Father Brian: I normally only do
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this for my own team.
Gerry: Ok, I understand that
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Father, but we don't want God
wanting Martyrs to win because
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they prayed so even playing
field. Ok? Let's bow our heads.
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Gabby: But Coach, I'm not
Catholic. I'm Buddhist.
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Gerry: Well, one of us is wrong
about our gods so you pray to
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yours and we'll pray to ours ok?
We'll cover all of our bases.
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Heads down, go ahead.
Father Brian: Heavenly Father we
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ask that you bless these girls
and their coach. We ask that
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they play with all their effort
and their might, that they play
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safe and free from injury.
Gerry: ...And they win.
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Father Brian: And that they
play competitively Lord
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Gerry: And that they win, Lord.
Father Brian: And that they
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enjoy themselves, Lord.
Gerry: And they win Father.
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Father Brian: They've never
actually won a game?
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Gerry: No.
Father Brian: There are limits
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to even the Lords
capacity for miracles.
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Gerry: Thanks buddy. Good. Ok.
Blah blah blah, choo, choo.
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Good, see ya. Yup.
Not even real. Listen,
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we're not in the playoffs,
so this is our playoffs.
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Some of you are seniors. This
is your last kick at the can.
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Going into grade seven. You
may not make a team again.
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Be the last time you could
ever be on a basketball court.
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In your whole life.
Let's win. Let's finally win.
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Ok? Choose not to
lose, which I fixed.
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[Gerry claps once]
Let's put our hands in,
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let's cheer.
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I love you guys.
Simon: Love you too Gerry.
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Gerry: No, Simon.
"Hoosiers" my favorite movie.
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You're my Jimmy Chitwood.
What are you wearing by the way?
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Gabby: We made them
yesterday sir.
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Gerry: "Friendship",
"Girl Power".
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Gabby: We made one for
you too Coach.
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Gerry: What? "Coach". Great.
creative. Thank you guys. That
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was great. Thank you for making
me that. it means a lot to me.
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Simon: It's pink.
Lucy: We made one for you too
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Mr. Hunt.
Gerry: Include him.
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Might as well.
Oh well that's...
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Simon: Wow! "Assistant
Coach". This is special.
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Gerry: That was nice. His is a
little nicer, but...hands in.
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1-2-3.
The Team: NO MERCY!
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Gerry: Get out there.
Yeah! Get up.
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Simon: I feel like a
gypsy bride.
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Gerry: Ok, you don't
have to rub it in.
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Robert: Oh, ladies and gentlemen
give him a Callag-hand and right
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on time, fashionably late,
Principal Callaghan.
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[Clapping]
Robert: And his new ride...
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Dwyer: Woohoo!
Robert: Two wheeled.
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Welcome. Take a seat
between the other two.
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Sir, now that you've de-hogged,
welcome, nice ride...motorbike.
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So without any
further adieu...
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Ta-da!
[Clapping, giggling]
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[Clapping, giggling continue]
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[Clapping, giggling continue]
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Gerry: Good luck Derek.
Derek: Hey Gerry, wife's here
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if you want to propose.
Gerry: Ok, that's funny. Relax.
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Derek: Did you bring
the escorts today?
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Gerry: Why would I
bring an escort?
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Derek: Why would you
bring one to dinner?
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Gerry: Ok, that's...
Diana: There you are Larry.
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Derek: Hi Diana.
Diana: Hi Derek.
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Gerry: What are you doing?
Diana:I didn't get my money yet.
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Gerry: I told Bill to
give you the money.
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Diana: Well Bill told me to
tell you to get me the money.
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Gerry: I don't have money
on me right now.
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Diana: Well I'm not leaving
until I get my money.
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Gerry: I'll give it to you after
the game, just get out of here.
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Derek: You brought an escort to
a Catholic elementary school.
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Classy, Gerry.
Ref: Coach?
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Gerry: What?
Ref: Your kids are going to
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have to lose the bracelets.
Derek: No jewellery Gerry.
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Gerry: It's a fun little
bracelet they made,
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would you relax?
Ref: It's unsafe.
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Gerry: Well, you're
wearing a bracelet.
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Ref: It's a MedicAlert bracelet,
I'm allergic to penicillin. I
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could die. We have to get on
with the game so either they
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Derek: Rules are rules Gerry.
Gerry: No, I'm not forfeiting.
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That's what he wants.
You're pathetic.
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[Ref blows the whistle]
Ref: You're out coach.
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Gerry: WHAT? You're
throwing me out?
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Ref: Yes.
Derek: See ya Gerry.
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Gerry: Simon, get out of the
chair please, for a sec.
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I'm gonna throw it, like
Bobby Knight. Watch this.
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I'm gonna scare
everybody.
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Gerry: It's up to
you now.
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Simon: What am I supp...?
Where you going Gerry?
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Gerry: You chose
him over me.
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Simon: Hi, I'm Simon.
Diana: Hi, I'm Diana.
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Simon: Hi.
Diana: Hi girls.
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Lucy: Hi. I like your shoes.
Diana: Oh, thanks hon.
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Callaghan:What's with the eagle?
Robert: Oh, that represents
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me, on your shoulder,
always watching.
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Callaghan: And what's with
the hand? I never do that.
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00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:12,168
Robert: You just...
you're doing it now.
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Malik: Nice touch.
Callaghan: Yeah.
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Team: 3-2-1
[Buzzer sounds, cheering]
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Team: We won!
We won! We won!
401
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We won!
[Cheering]
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00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:26,788
Lucy: I'm gonna get ice cream.
Gerry: What?
403
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:29,274
Simon: We won.
Gerry: How did you do that?
404
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:32,315
Simon: Oh, I didn't do anything.
I froze up, but Diana, your
405
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:35,231
hooker friend, took over
and she was unbelievable.
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00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,977
Gerry: You let that girl coach?
Simon: Anyway, she's taking us
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00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:40,279
out for ice cream. See ya later.
Gerry: She coached.
408
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:43,016
Simon: We won!
Gerry: You won!
409
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:45,197
Gabby: Yeah, Diana
was a great coach.
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00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,554
Gerry: Oh my gosh.
Gabby: Oh, and she asked me to
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give you this message.
Gerry: A message?
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Gabby: She said "I want
my [Bleep] money."
413
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,651
Gerry: Are you kidding me?
Who's he shooting?
414
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:06,127
Why is his ass so big?
What is that?
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Lisa: Look at the
size of that bird?
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Gerry: Anyway, sorry about last
night. That was...kinda went...
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the wrong direction there.
Lisa: That's alright.
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00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,580
I got a date out of it.
Gerry: Oh, did you? Good.
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The guy that they were..?
[whispers] The killer.
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Lisa: He's not a murderer.
Gerry: Not sure.
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Gerry: If I did date you I would
be exclusive by the way.
422
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Just so you know.
Lisa: Good to know.
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Gerry: Just
saying if.
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You'd have to dress like
that every night too.
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Gerry: I did it sir, I won.
Well, the hooker helped.
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