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...and that is when
the man approached him
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Great! Thank you Lucy.
Next up Step...
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Stephan, take your time please.
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When the man a-arrived.
He ask-ed for the moe-ney?
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Money.
He asked for the money.
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Yup, a little quicker too ok?
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He said he lik-ed...
lik-ed...like-da
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- Just liked.
- Just liked...
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No
Stephan: everything a...
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- ...bout the car.
- K, good. Keep going.
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- When the man...
- No, Stephan you just read
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that line ok? Remember what I
said to you, ya gotta follow
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- with your finger ok?
- Should I keep going?
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- No, that was good.
- But I wanna finish it.
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Ah but it's someone else's
turn now. Thank you. Next up
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- Good job Stephan.
- Thanks Lucy.
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Lucy...seriously? K?
K Paul? No, sorry, mistake.
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Sha...no...Sar...no...
Lucy, it's your turn again.
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I'm just gonna have ah Lucy
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she's going to read
the whole year ok? Alright.
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- Gerrandy!!!
- Ok, it's again Gerry.
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Ah Gerry, I tells you
the weather, every time the rain
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come, I find, and it make me, my
back, I found that guy he put
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the moisten on it, and the day
later it pop. And then I say to
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my wife...Blaftoni
Sharmutaya blaftoni!
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I don't know
what you're saying.
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It's tough Gerry, every
time the money comes out the
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- other peoples take it away.
- Mr. Cheeley!
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Mr. Duncan, ah Mr. Malek
Mr Malik: Malik, it's
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pronounced Malik
Robert: Mr. Malik, remember, you
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and I spoke earlier and you're
gonna stay very late tonight. Do
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you remember? We spoke earlier
and you're gonna stay here very
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late tonight, because the last 4
ti, 5 times you've said you were
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gonna stay, you somehow forgot
so we spoke, he's a witness
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you're staying
here very late tonight.
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Yes, I put the
thought in the place right now
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Great!
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I don't
like that Mr. Cheeto
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Well thank you for that
Terrence, so we're down to one
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- more item on the agenda.
- Actually, I have something
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- to add to it.
- Well, that's a little
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unorthodox, but,
but fine, I'll allow it
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at the end after the final item
which is everyone's favourite
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guidance counsellor Ms MacPhee
tells us about the 24 hr famine
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I don't think
that was unorthodox
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- Thank you Robert.
- Wow!
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War, famine,
poverty, the environment.
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These are issues that I care
deeply about and you really
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should too. I've organized this
24 hr famine because there are
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so many children in the world
who wake up every single morning
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with no food to put in their
bellies...Trudy...
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- What?
- Trudy...
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- Trudy...
- It's a bagel
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Just remember that some of
your students will have stopped
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eating at 7AM and they're
subsisting on just water.
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They'll be sleeping over at the
school tonight. And everyone
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who makes it through will have a
celebratory breakfast together
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tomorrow morning. And we
will have a vegan option
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- Ok, good to know.
- I could always use more
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- help if anyone...
- I will help, I'll be there
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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You said you were coming
to my thing tonight.
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This is way better
Lisa: This is a famine
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- Yeah....
- Simon??
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Ssshhh
Robert: Thank you Ms. MacPhee
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- It does take a lot of work.
- I think we should applaud
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- Ms. MacPhee for her efforts.
- Thank you Simon.
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I think we should stand
and thank Ms. MacPhee...ok...
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Lisa's now going to talk about
her night which is the complete
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- opposite of the famine.
- Thanks Gerry.
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- Ok...
- Ok, so I just wanted to
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everyone about the staff social
tonight. It's gonna be a lot of
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fun, so if anyone's free you
should come out and have some
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drinks...haha
Gerry: Will there be lots
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- of food?
- Yes Gerry. There'll be
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food there...so you can, you can
feast or famine...haha
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- It's, it's a joke...
- Oh my god...
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Bad joke
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Morning, morning, morning
Don't cut yourself Dominic.
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- Ooooh last...
- Mr Duncan...
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I thought you were
participating in the famine
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No, I am
supervising the famine.
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Um, but you can't
supervise the famine without
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participating, sends a weird
message to the kids.
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And where's that message
displayed, somewhere?
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In their minds when they
see you eating and they can't.
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Fine! I will participate
and I will win!
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You don't win a famine,
you might win a muffin eating
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contest. Plus, I know the real
reason you got involved
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- with the famine.
- No, we both don't,
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- I do you don't.
- I know for a fact that
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- I do know.
- You think you know.
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No, I don't think, I
know exactly why.
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No, you're guessing. Ok,
on the count of 3 we'll both say
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at the exact same time
why I'm doing the famine.
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- Promise?
- 1, 2, 3...Compassion
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You have designs on Ms.
McPhee, tell the truth.
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- I do not have...so what?
- Go on
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I have compassion for this
Ok? So if you don't mind I have
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- a muffin to go eat.
- Good, enjoy, oh what
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about the famine though I don't
Gerry: Good, ok.
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Recall any muffin
exemptions in this famine.
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Look! I haven't eaten
since 7 o'clock last night.
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Fine but we both know
you're not going to make it
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through the night without eating
Gerry: Wanna bet?
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Great
Gerry: If I win I get to be vice
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principal for the day and if you
win you get to teach my grade 5
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That's a demotion. If I
win you have to match my pledges
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- dollar for dollar for dollar.
- Done
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- Fine.
- Kids, listen up please.
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Mr. D is no longer doing a 24 hr
famine, I'm doing a 36 hr famine
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- Oh bravo!
- And I will begin by not
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eating this muffin, to show you
my commitment to famine.
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- Thank you!
- Lucky shot, but you
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still have to pay for the
muffin. It's wasteful too.
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I hate him,
put a muffin on Mr. D's tab.
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You mean
Mr. Dwyer's tab?
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Yeah, Mr. Dwyer,
that's correct. Thank you.
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So what? I can't
eat a bagel now?
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I know right?
Is she for real?
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Hey guys? I got a
table for 20 tonight, do you
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- think that'll be enough?
- Yes, yup I think that
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- should do it.
- Oh yeah, yeah, mmmhmm
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- You're still coming right?
- You know, this is the
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problem, we can't go. We have um
Trudy: Yeah can't happen there's
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Problem, we can't go. We
have um We have a spinning class
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- ...spinning...
- Wow, Trudy there's
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there's 2 for 1 drinks
Trudy: 2 for 1 drinks?
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Yeah, 2 for 1
Trudy: Here's what I'm thinking
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Bobbi, I'm thinking that we can
probably miss swimming
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Spinning
Trudy: Spinning, just this one
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- time, we will be there.
- Ok friends.
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- Ok I'll see ya tonight.
- Ok....
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- What is wrong with you?
- What?
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You know when you hear me
say spinning it means I don't
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- want to do something.
- Yeah, and ya
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know when you hear me say
2 for 1 drinks, that
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means I do want to do something.
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Goin for my record here.
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"Are You There God? It's
Me Margaret" What's
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- that all about Sheila?
- It's just a story
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- about a girl.
- Mmm, true story?
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Sir, I'd, I'd rather not
talk about it.
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Sir, I can't
concentrate with you talking.
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Jonathan, I can't
concentrate when you're in my
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class. So we all have things
that ruin our concentration.
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Mine is you, so just keep
reading. 14 mins left to read.
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Ah, well I wish you
could come tonight.
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Yeah, I wish I could be
in two places at the same time.
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Yeah
Simon: Actually there have been
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significant advancements with
cloning, that suggest that you
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could create 2 individual people
with a shared personality.
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Weird...well there will be
lots of people there so...
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I don't think Mr. Young likes me
Simon: Oh it's Lee-yung his
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parents are Chinese, adopted
Lisa:Oh my god I've been calling
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him Young this entire time.
That's why he doesn't like me
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When you are in the
library, you shut your mouth.
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- Hi Simon!
- Hey...............Ok
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I don't know if that's why but
he definitely doesn't like you.
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Alright kids, while you
were reading the last 15 or 16
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mins, I was surfing the
internet. Looking up the book
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that Sheila is reading. Because
she didn't want to tell me
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because the book is about
menstruation.
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Visit from Aunt Flow, the
crimson wave
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I know the terms ladies. Nothing
you can say will shock me.
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It's part of your body.
How many girls in here
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have not had their period?
That's not funny!
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Yes it is
Gerry: It's insensitive.
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I apologize ladies for
Jonathan's insensitivity. Girls
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none of you have to ever fear
about telling me that you've
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had your period. You don't have
to lie and be ashamed and hide
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books you're reading on it. I
know what you're going through
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Not personally, obviously.
Interesting fact:
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if you're pregnant, your period
stops.
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Which is like this magical thing
that just happens.
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- Ok, that's it. Have a good day.
- So embarrassing.
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Oh, by the way ladies, if
you get "that time" stay out of
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the ocean. Sharks! That's what
they're looking for.
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- Are you ready to starve?
- What?
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- Oh, it was just a joke.
- About starving children?
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Yeah, that's never
funny I guess...
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Gerry, over 20,000 people
died from starvation today.
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Mmmm, I think I would
have heard about that.
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- Oh, no this is crazy.
- Oh, excuse me, I'm needed.
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Look how busy this is,
how are we going to talk?
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Mr. Duncan
Gerry: What?
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Glad you
decided to join the famine
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What'd you have for lunch today?
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I'm not eating, you know
that, ok? Staying strong.
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Fine, I'll be
looking out for you.
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Raymond!!!
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Ah, no flips, get out!
I said that already.
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Well Ms. MacPhee, Eva
I just finished 24 hrs of my
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- Raymond!
- 36 hr famine.
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Wow, I wish more staff were
committed like you Gerry. Did
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you know that 90% of people
don't passionately care about
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anything? I try to passionately
care about everything.
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- Me too.
- Oh hey Simon
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- how's everything going?
- Hellooo Simon
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Great, balloon suit is a
hit, kids seem to really like it
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- Wow...yeah?
- They get to pop it.
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I don't, I don't think
they really would enjoy that at
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this age...I have a game that I
think everyone would love
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- Great!
- Ok! Kids!
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Come on in here. Mr. D has a
game for you. You'll love it!
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Have a seat everybody.
Yeah, come on in Mr. Cheeley!
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Alright, we're going to play a
get to know each other game
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Great. Community building.
Namaste
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No mistakes, I promise.
Alright, Ms MacPhee will start.
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She will say 3 things about
herself but 1 of them is false.
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and we have to guess which one
is false. Ok? You start us off.
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Ok, I've been vegan for 15
years, I'm a certified yoga
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instructor, and I um...
I have a dog.
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Ok, but we know that's
not true because she took too
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long, you have to say them
quickly in a row, watch...
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I'm a good singer, I'm a good
dancer, I'm good at all sports
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except swimming
Girl: Is it that you can't sing?
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I'm a great singer
Sheila: You can't dance?
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I'm a good dancer
Eva: So you're not good at
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- all sports?
- I'm good at all sports
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and I can swim. So it was a
little bit of a cheat there but
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now you know more about me.
See how that works?
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Ok, my favourite animal
is a dragon, my middle name is
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Frederick and once in college I
made out with 3 girls at the
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same time, all of our tongues
sort of overlapping...
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No, Si, Simon,
you can't say that.
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And the fake
one was the dragon.
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- Simon!
- Because dragons aren't
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animals, they are beasts of
mythology and war.
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Ms MacPhee,
can I go to the bathroom?
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Yeah, sure
Gerry: Or Mr D, you can ask
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either one of us. Alright?
Sheila had to go because Sheila
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had a visit from Aunt Flow.
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Oh, sorry these are
reserved
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Ohh thank god you're here!
Have a seat, sit down.
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I had to keep ordering drinks
to keep the tables
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- Ahhh, I'm so happy you came.
- Me too.
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Yeah, well we're here
now. Mama needs a drink.
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But you also need too....
haha, one track mind.
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I kept losing people
to that famine.
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- Famines'll do that...
- Yeah
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Oh, ya hear that?
Hear my stomach growl?
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Haha, like a tiger.
Hey, you ever tried roasted beet
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- salad with goat cheese in it?
- You're kiddin me right now
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It's an unbelievable
combination my mom used to make
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it the flavours bring each other
Gerry: All I'm thinking about is
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food. I'm starved and you bring
up food. My head is pounding
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I'm dizzy, I'm going to collapse
in a min, I just want a little
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time with Eva and you're
talking about food?
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- You like Eva?
- I never said I liked Eva I
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said if I had little alone
time and wanted talk to
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her and get to know her
Simon:I could put in a good word
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- for you with Eva if you want.
- Do not put a good word
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in, forget I even brought up Eva
Simon: Done
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I'm too hungry for this
Simon:Too hungry for love Gerry?
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Excuse me Lori
Lori: Yeah?
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- What is that?
- Lip balm
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Lip balm, I will need
to take that lip balm,
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you cannot have lip balm here at
the school this looks like,
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- what flavour is this?
- Cherry
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Cherry, hmmm
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This is a famine. Ok?
Cherry's a fruit.
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Ok
Gerry: Don't break the rules,
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I will take this,
you will get it back.
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And so there were these
really cool LA Gear sneakers
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that were pink and white and
they had these little diamonds
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like all through out it and I
loved those shoes and my mom
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gave them to Goodwill and then
when I was 16 and and I got this
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driving instructor the driving
instructor was wearing the same
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ones and I was like where did
you get those? I wanna get
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another pair. They were so
awesome. Hey Mr. Leung came
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And he brought his son too
Lisa: Hey, Mr Leung
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I am so glad you guys could
make it and who are you?
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This is my boy
Lisa: Oh aw I just, it's just so
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heartwarming that
you chose to adopt
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- What?
- Oh god
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Thank you
Lisa: I am so sorry
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You just, sshh.
Listen, hey, hey
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me and your mother were going to
tell you ok? Talk later ok?
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some french fries first? Hey, do
not disrespect me with tears
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Bill, yeah, I
need you to do me a huge favour
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I'm at this thing at school,
it's all night, it's a famine.
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I haven't eaten in 20 hrs or 30,
I don't even know how long it is
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Listen! Robert:
This is a school not a bar
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I need you to get
me some food.
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cause I'm starving that's why.
Just get me something.
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- I'll meet you out front.
- Put the iPod away Raymond
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It's bedtime ok?
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Horn honking
Gerry: don't honk the horn idiot
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More horn honking
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Turn it off, don't!
Don't drive up.
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- Don't complain!
- Oh, thanks man!
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- I said a sandwich.
- Give it back
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- No, this is fine.
- Alright
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Awesome Man!
I owe ya big time
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Yeah ya do! I'm gonna
take off. I have a date.
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Too hot man, Joanna?
Who's it with?
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- Ah No.
- Susan?
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- It's a girl.
- This is hot!
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NOO!
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Oh my god! You've
got to be kidding me.
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How are
those fries Gareeee?
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- Good.
- Yeah Gary, they look
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- really good.
- His name is
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pronounced Gare-wee
I just said it
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Ok alright, you know what?
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I don't know why you don't like
me. But I have had it.
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I, I didn't know that your kids
name was pronounced Gare-wee
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Ok? I am sorry Mr Leung. I
am here to have fun. Mmm I
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organized this little soirée to
have fun. And you know what?
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That's what I am going to do.
I am going to go dancing and let
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this hair down and I am gonna
get down. So...
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Trudy!
Bobbi! I come for party!
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She's got moves...
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Eat your fries
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- I'd hit that.
- Seriously?
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Oh yeah, yesterday
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Let's get her.
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- Hey! Hey you!
- Aww jeez.
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Hey! Hey there! Hey, hey
let go of that, let go of that
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- Come on we're going!
- Hey! Where are you going?
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We're going, say goodbye
to your friend, come on.
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Ok, I had a
really nice time.
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Unbelievable,
Lisa, Lisa, Lisa
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That was so much...
When did you get glasses?
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- and your hair is different.
- Come on, hey, hey
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Hey tootsie roll,
let's wrap it up.
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Ok, I'll go
Man: She was with me!
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Lalalalaka
lalalalaka lalalalala
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Lalalalaka
lalalalaka lalalalala
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Congratulations everyone!
The famine's over!
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Gerry! Gerry!
Where ya been?
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I've been looking
all over for ya
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I fell asleep
Simon: Oh Jesus.
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- What's that on your face?
- Chapstick
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- Is it?
- Yeah
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Smells spicy
Gerry: Oh god Eva can't see that
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Oh god! Yeah
Simon: Smells like hot sauce.
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- Gerry...Gerry...Gerry?
- Just stand still for two
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seconds, just shut
up for 2 seconds
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What? Aw, Simon had some
wings and I had a couple.
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- Simon is that true?
- Not true.
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Eating at a famine?
Don't be too disappointed
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Ms. MacPhee. The good news is,
Mr. Duncan, though he failed at
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the famine will be more than
happy I'm sure to match the
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pledges to a tune of four
hundred and twenty two dollars.
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How did you raise four hu
Robert: Congratulations everyone
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for those of you who did the
famine, a delicious breakfast
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awaits.
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Eva, I went 32
hours without eating.
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Gerry, you ate.
It's just so disappointing.
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Tell me about Friday
night? How was it?
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- It wasn't that great.
- It wasn't that great? Why?
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It just, you know...didn't
turn out the way I'd hoped
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Lisa!
There you are, with Geray.
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Oh, Garrary, you missed a
Friday night with Ms. Lipa
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- Drinking, dancing, kissing...
- No we, we didn't kiss
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I not tell!
What stays in Lisa's night
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happened there also
Gerry: kissing...
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Oh! Geray, ah just don't tell my
wife about drinking, dancing
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Kissing...want some?
In case you want to
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make out with the janitor later?
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