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Previously on Wynonna Earp...
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So happy you finally
brought her here to meet me.
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- You seem nice.
- The Clantons are in Purgatory.
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An eye for an eye.
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Doc, I think they killed Billy.
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I've been marked!
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- I'm tired of this fight.
- People can change.
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Come to Mama.
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Hey, sexy.
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My ancestors will devour her.
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I guess you and that
gun deserve each other.
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Nicole Haught, will you marry me?
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Yes, I will marry you.
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Get a room!
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I mean it, like, legit,
they're three feet from you
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and cost less than a dental dam.
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Time's up, beast.
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Holy shit.
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- I see you found your gun.
- And my mojo.
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Make your peace, Amon.
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www.TUSUBTITULO.com
-DIFUNDE LA CULTURA-
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To the happily engaged couple!
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Again!
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Hey! It took me
weeks to find that couch.
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To Nicole and Waverly.
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May you grow old on one pillow.
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Cheers.
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Don't squander the eloquence now.
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Real engagement party's tomorrow.
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Alas, I must send my regrets.
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- What?
- You're not coming?
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But here is another toast.
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To all the kisses we have snatched,
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and vice versa.
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Oh, my God.
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Beg pardon. Sometimes in a bar,
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a gentleman forgets himself.
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I'd like to forget that.
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You know what helps? Mindless labour.
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Why don't we get more ice?
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It's been over a
month, you have to come.
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This thing with Wynonna,
it's just another blip.
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Yeah, well not to me, it's not.
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Really making a go of this, huh?
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Uh, well I don't have much choice.
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Turns out Chrissy
invested my entire pension
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into this old gal.
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Okay, but you have
to get some real staff
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- to help you out, alright?
- Hey, where's Wynonna?
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I really need you two
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to take care of this basement business.
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Imagine that people found out
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I've got a teenage killer
Reaper down there?
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They're mad enough I took
potato skins off the menu.
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Did you tell that
little glow stick of yours
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that you wouldn't have
found it if I hadn't helped?
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It says that, uh...
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a monster who knows all
the goss is still a monster.
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Well, this monster isn't hurting anyone.
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I'll bet you Bambi's
got a different take.
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Bambi's food.
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And unless you faint
at the sight of sausages
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or that jacket of yours is
made of rare zucchini leather,
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- you can't judge me.
- Except, I've never donned a...
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What is that? A lobster
bib for leather queens?
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If I don't wear it,
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my dry-cleaning bills are a bitch.
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It's just good to remember...
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that I can kill you.
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Any time I want.
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Who told you my kink?
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We back, honey.
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Back in Valdosta, my uncle Thomas,
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he taught me to woodwork.
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Should you wish to be
married beneath an arbour,
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it would be my honour to build you one.
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- As a gift.
- Doc!
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You're going to make me cry.
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Well, slap my ass and
call me the sister-in-law!
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Except you. You're not
allowed to participate
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in the slapping of ass.
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Congratulations... again.
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You didn't warn me you were partying
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with The Lame Ranger.
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- Where have you been?
We called hours ago.
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Been a little busy.
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Oh yeah? Too busy to
celebrate your sister's engagement?
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No!
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I was busy...
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making plans to celebrate.
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Intricate, planny... plans.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Oh yeah? What kind?
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The bachelorette.
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Girls' night out!
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This isn't a girls' night out,
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this is ladies' night.
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I didn't know it would
be male strippers.
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Oh yeah? Didn't come up
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when you were making your planny-plans?
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Hey! Giuseppe!
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- This bride needs a delivery!
- No. Stop.
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- Stop!
- Come bring the soppressata!
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Another bride!
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Uh, no, I'm not a bride.
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But I am her fiancée!
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Cute!
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Love the lob, girl.
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Shots?
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My bridal party bailed
to go to Bible study.
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Well, it is noon on a Sunday.
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Okay.
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Yep!
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Definitely time to get that
hot ginger off the market.
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As if you have anything to worry about.
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Everybody loves Waverly Earp.
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Nobody's gonna steal your sunshine.
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Yeah, well, Nicole wants
to do it ASAP anyway.
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Maybe just at City Hall.
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But how will the sparrows
weave your gown that quickly?
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It's her second.
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She wasn't even a fancy
wedding person the first time.
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Yeah, but you've had bridal scrapbooks
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since you were ten.
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Just tell her what you want, baby girl.
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You deserve it.
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Tie down those saddlebags,
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the West is getting wild!
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Welcome... Demetri!
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Oh baby, you should
smile more! You'd be prettier!
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Reverse sexism is still sexism, Wynonna.
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Fine.
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Show us your big...
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personality!
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I know him.
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One bourbon, on the rocks.
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You get juice.
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Kid your age should be in school.
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Pass.
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I have nightmares about school.
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I end up naked in front of an assembly,
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forgetting the words
to the national anthem.
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There'd be other kids
your age to hang out with.
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Yeah, last time I tried
that, didn't turn out so well.
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Billy Clanton.
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I didn't know he was a Clanton.
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I don't blame people
for doing what they do
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when they don't know what that is.
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Like when you were a barnacle beast
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and totally ate Nicole's cat?
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Sorry. I... I get weird
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when I spend too much
time at the homestead.
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Alone.
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Well...
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I need a bar-back.
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You clean up, you follow my rules,
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you don't drink the booze,
you never go in the basement,
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and you never, ever...
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mention the cat again.
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I swear on the bones of Calamity Jane.
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That was the last time.
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Okay.
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Well, Rachel...
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welcome to Team Shorty's.
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Yay!
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Butterball, Horn Dog,
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Blowjob!
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What is Friday night at my ex's?
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Ding! You win a shot!
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Aye. - Aye, aye, aye.
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You know, I would take it
over another night with my ex.
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Oh, yeah.
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Smug moustache...
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Lectures on my morality...
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Grabbing me like I'm a
mustang he's gonna break.
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Only that lightning-fast
hands down my pants
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before I can even wish he...
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I'd tell you to move on to women,
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but they're just as bad.
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Love is like the Tooth Fairy.
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Never pays as well as you think?
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It don't exist!
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And I know! I've tried it all.
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I'm pan.
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Pan I buy you another drink?
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Drinks, pink, purple,
blue, what you got?
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No love is real.
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I know that for a fact,
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because I am a love professional.
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Love might be the
only thing that's real.
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Nicole died for me.
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And I would kill for her.
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And if you can't feel that much,
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then I'm sorry for you.
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Truly.
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You wanna bet on it?
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What, that love is real?
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I don't know how we
could prove who won, but...
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sure.
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Tell your sister she
is a delightful lunatic.
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And godspeed spreading
all that totally real love
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through the world.
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And good luck with your strippering.
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Well, with Sheriff
Holt and his sister gone,
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there's no one here to man the store.
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Will there even be
marriage license applications?
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Usually, they're here.
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Baby.
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Hi.
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Hey, have you thought maybe...
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a suit?
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For the wedding?
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- What did I do?
- No, no, nothing.
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You did nothing. It's just...
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the public stuff.
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I just feel like what we have is...
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between us, you know, babe? It's ours.
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Nicole, there's nobody here.
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Yeah, no.
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Just me and the Lord.
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And that curling trophy.
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Bunny Loblaw?
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Ms. Haught.
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Good to see you still know
where the police station is.
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Well, I'm not your
sheriff anymore, Bunny.
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And we're here on personal business.
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Oh, let me guess.
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You want to institute Flannel Fridays,
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and oh, maybe a few more
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off-leash dog parks?
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Well, I'm a cat person.
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Oh, I remember that homicidal puss.
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Uh, is there someone
else we should be bothering
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with this request?
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I am a one-woman volunteer city hall
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in a town of scofflaws.
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- Scofflaws?
- Scofflaws! Layabouts!
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Lesbians.
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My God, Waverly, you are so beautiful.
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Have you always been
this beautiful before?
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Uh... How long will it
take to get a license?
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God, like, you're hot!
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You are like the wildest
combination of sweet and hot.
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The Clayborns...
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Clantons.
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Well, they've disappeared.
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And without a magistrate,
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I cannot guarantee a quick turnaround.
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Oh, you're like honey
mustard. I wanna spread you
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- all over a pretzel.
- Sorry.
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No, no, no!
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You do not do that in here!
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This is not a soccer locker room!
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Listen, you have to
afford us the same rights
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as any other couple.
Look, I do not want to fight,
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but I will if I have to.
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Stop.
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Fine. Oh, please.
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Thank you, Ms. Loblaw.
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You have got to go home.
I don't know what that was,
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but I do not need it on my next errand!
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What do you mean,
I can't come with you?!
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Take seven cold showers
and only think about
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Band of Brothers.
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Can I shut this for you?
266
00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:46,092
Anything you want.
267
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,365
It's apple.
268
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,534
Okay?
269
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:58,871
In China, the word for apple is "ping",
270
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:02,475
which is also a homonym for peace.
271
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,810
Peace?
272
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,045
Your sister is killing my business
273
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,181
by killing my customers.
274
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:11,150
And I will mention that to her.
275
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,619
Anyway...
276
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:17,090
I went to pick up a
marriage application today.
277
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:22,829
Was little Cleo Clanton in the office?
278
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,031
The magistrate?
279
00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:26,165
Nope.
280
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:29,435
Something big happened
over on their ranch awhile back.
281
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:32,105
Margo Clanton is one bitch of a witch.
282
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:36,242
Only something spectacular
could've taken her out.
283
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,680
Why don't you cut to the chase?
284
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:44,250
I want to choose a date,
285
00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:47,587
but my fiancée is nervous because of...
286
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,789
well, all the...
287
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,924
yous... around.
288
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:55,895
If I could tell her there was a day
289
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:59,065
that we'd been promised a truce,
290
00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:01,033
that would help a ton.
291
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:04,137
Just one day of...
292
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,239
ping!
293
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:09,542
That was weird.
294
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:24,757
Waverly Earp...
295
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:29,429
I will fight for you to have
peace for all your days.
296
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,799
Just the one will be peachy.
297
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,567
Thanks.
298
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,173
What did happen with
you and Mam Clanton?
299
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,312
I don't remember.
300
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,749
I only touched her.
301
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:51,751
Could that have killed her?
302
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,087
You are powerful.
303
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:58,758
But all I want is to be happy.
304
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,761
I'm engaged.
305
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,930
I'm in love.
306
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,466
I want that for everyone.
307
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,168
Including you.
308
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:13,139
I know, little lamb.
309
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:18,010
But we need to know what
happened to Holt's sister.
310
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,912
Maybe Cleo's happy too.
311
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,616
Maybe somebody should find out.
312
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:28,454
- Oh, I missed you!
What took you so long?
313
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,624
What was that, at the police station?
314
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,293
I... love you...
315
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,163
so much. It's like
I'm full of love lava,
316
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,999
and it wants to burst out of my skin.
317
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,767
I'm Mount Haught.
318
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:46,038
Okay, you were extra standoffish
319
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,373
until Bunny appeared.
320
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:50,042
And then, you turned
into a horny octopus!
321
00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:51,544
Baby, I'm gonna die if you're angry.
322
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,379
Hey!
323
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:54,647
Look!
324
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,649
Hey!
325
00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:58,885
Are you possessed again?
326
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,319
What?
327
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:04,257
Ow! No!
328
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,926
Baby, it's just that...
329
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,261
It's your wedding.
330
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:11,697
It should have everything that you want.
331
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,299
You want costume changes!
332
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,768
Or, oh! Sky writing!
333
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,436
Are you making fun of me?
334
00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:20,273
We should release doves.
335
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:22,008
Or butterflies.
336
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,077
And we need to nail down
a wedding hashtag, like, stat!
337
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,246
Someone's here. I should...
338
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,583
- No, but... Hey, hey!
What about WaveNic?
339
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:31,884
Or Heatwave?
340
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,186
Wayhaught!
341
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,689
No, that's ridiculous.
342
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,859
You cannot marry Nicole Haught!
343
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,294
Okay, that's enough.
344
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,095
Get your homophobia off my homestead.
345
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:46,666
I know I am an inexperienced gay.
346
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,335
In fact, I haven't
really gayed at all...
347
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:54,874
But I raided every single craft store,
348
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,944
and I got you these...
349
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,111
faux-ses.
350
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:02,248
Because, Waverly Earp,
351
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,383
I love you.
352
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,852
Nope!
353
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:09,055
Nope. A whole bunch of nopes.
354
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,823
- Oh, oh, oh!
- Okay? I'll call you.
355
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,658
But you don't even have my number.
356
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,860
- I definitely do.
- No, no, no, you don't!
357
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,396
- Yeah, thanks for coming by!
- You look so pretty.
358
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,066
You know, I have an old
copy of Bend It Like Beckham.
359
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,267
We can watch it together!
360
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,477
I want you to have these.
361
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,553
Bunny Loblaw's hot for you?
362
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:43,856
It's gotta be a... prank?
363
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:48,361
Girl. You can get it.
364
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:51,297
Nobody wants that
it, but you can get it.
365
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:54,967
How, why am I suddenly
everybody's thing?
366
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:58,537
Because it's a day that ends in Y?
367
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:03,042
Or I made one hell of a bad bet.
368
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:23,462
Loblaw's into your flaming ladybug.
369
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,132
Stop.
370
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:30,269
Ooh! That stone-cold battle-axe
371
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,471
wants you to pat the Bunny!
372
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,939
It's not funny.
373
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,676
What if there's something
seriously wrong with her?
374
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:39,178
Baby girl, what's wrong with Bunbun...
375
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:42,048
is she's a homophobic
hoe, and you fixed it
376
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,984
- with your magical coochie!
- Stop!
377
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,089
Honestly, I am in awe!
378
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:52,625
Maybe it's that thing
where somebody gets taken
379
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:55,127
off the market, and is
suddenly more appealing.
380
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,496
Still doesn't explain how
Bunny's suddenly moved
381
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,898
to Sapphic City.
382
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:02,468
And today has had an
extra serving of whackadoo.
383
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,803
No, first...
384
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,972
Nicole was all over
me with triple X PDA.
385
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:09,675
And then, I went to talk to that Amon?
386
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,477
He acted like we were on a fantasy
387
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,379
overnight episode of The Bachelorette.
388
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,315
There it is!
389
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:17,483
What?
390
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:18,818
It's always a demon.
391
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,053
Oh, no, no, it can't be.
392
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,322
I saw Bunny first.
393
00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:28,294
I'll take care of him. You stay here.
394
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:29,795
No, I'm coming.
395
00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:31,831
I have another theory.
396
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:47,113
Lord Almighty.
397
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,119
Who is here?
398
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:56,856
I will give you until the count of five.
399
00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:58,824
One...
400
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,361
Two...
401
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,237
Five.
402
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:14,073
You here to kill me?
403
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,145
I promised your brother I would not.
404
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,115
But I want you to.
405
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,583
Please.
406
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,586
Just make the whole thing end.
407
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,791
We must tend to
whatever's left of your mother.
408
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,926
I can't!
409
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,929
I need her to tell me what to do next!
410
00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:39,832
You need to snap
out of whatever this is.
411
00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:00,619
Are you fixing to flood
the whole damn county
412
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:01,587
with them tears, love?
413
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:04,924
Seeing a girl cry will
break any man's heart.
414
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:07,927
But when that girl is brave,
415
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,429
tenacious, and fierce?
416
00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:12,431
Well...
417
00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:15,301
You're nearly tearing
this outlaw's heart in two.
418
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,006
Well, fuck me, that was hot.
419
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,275
Hey elk dicker!
420
00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:25,477
Get your animal eating ass out here.
421
00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:29,415
In future, you could start with hello.
422
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:31,483
Hello.
423
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:32,885
Fawn Fucker.
424
00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:34,386
I'm not a zoophile.
425
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:37,289
Beware koalas, I hear
they all have chlamydia.
426
00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:54,940
That word too big for you?
427
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:56,442
I don't sleep with animals.
428
00:22:56,475 --> 00:23:01,614
Would you consider a
slightly oversexed gunslinger?
429
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,517
I give great...
430
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,486
everything.
431
00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:12,258
Don't look! You'll fall for me!
432
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:15,361
Someone's been reading
her daily affirmation cards.
433
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,630
It's for your own protection.
434
00:23:18,697 --> 00:23:20,332
I can't fall in love.
435
00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:22,468
Because you don't believe in it?
436
00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:28,173
Because I am immune to the spell.
437
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,676
I knew you did it!
438
00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:31,677
Ooh!
439
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:34,713
Demetri, I never
actually bet you anything.
440
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,916
Stop making everyone gaga over me!
441
00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:39,685
Well, they shouldn't be falling for you.
442
00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:41,287
Not if you're doing it right.
443
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,622
Wait...
444
00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:44,857
I'm doing it?
445
00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:48,527
You said you were a love professional.
446
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,297
At first I thought that
was some new woke term
447
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:54,566
for strippers, but then, I realized.
448
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,702
How did you do this to me?
449
00:23:56,735 --> 00:23:58,704
Ugh, honestly, girl,
450
00:23:58,737 --> 00:24:02,241
don't you ever do your
laundry? Check your pockets.
451
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,746
As far as spells go, it's stupid easy.
452
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,082
Decide who you
think should fall in love,
453
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:13,552
and then, flick a little of
your secret sauce on 'em.
454
00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:15,788
Ew. Don't say secret sauce.
455
00:24:15,821 --> 00:24:18,023
Only tricky part is...
456
00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:20,059
make sure the flickee sees the target
457
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:23,295
you want them to fall for immediately.
458
00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:27,433
Because they're all in on
the first person they see.
459
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,602
All in?
460
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:35,407
I will not sleep with you.
461
00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:39,445
Why?! Because I'm the Earp heir?
462
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,981
Come here!
463
00:24:42,715 --> 00:24:44,616
Because I love Waverly!
464
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,753
What?
465
00:24:47,786 --> 00:24:49,755
She's just, she's so pure,
466
00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:51,323
and she's so genuine.
467
00:24:51,357 --> 00:24:53,826
She's so much cuter
than the cutest of buttons.
468
00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:55,094
Since when is that your thing?
469
00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:58,263
Right? I mean, Doc is usually
at the top of my lust chart.
470
00:24:58,297 --> 00:25:00,966
I mean, the man is a
universal arousal architect.
471
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,368
No, I am! I am!
472
00:25:02,401 --> 00:25:05,738
But the heart is a demanding master.
473
00:25:05,771 --> 00:25:08,440
And mine only wants your sister.
474
00:25:08,474 --> 00:25:10,275
My engagement party is tonight.
475
00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:13,345
I can't do this job. I don't want to.
476
00:25:13,379 --> 00:25:15,147
That's why I moved into delivery.
477
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,815
Better tips, better hours,
478
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,550
and you're allowed to eat the fries
479
00:25:18,584 --> 00:25:20,085
that fall out of the bag.
480
00:25:21,887 --> 00:25:24,656
Also, this spell ignores consent!
481
00:25:25,991 --> 00:25:27,726
You know...
482
00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:31,096
You moderns are so single-minded.
483
00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:33,665
There's all kinds of love!
484
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:34,967
Sex doesn't enter the equation
485
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,002
unless that's what
the client really wants.
486
00:25:42,574 --> 00:25:45,344
What if I bury the glitter and just go?
487
00:25:45,744 --> 00:25:47,312
Cupids...
488
00:25:47,346 --> 00:25:50,215
can only quit if they
pass it on by choice.
489
00:25:51,016 --> 00:25:53,118
A Cupid?
490
00:25:53,619 --> 00:25:55,487
Those were wing scars.
491
00:25:55,521 --> 00:25:57,823
I had them removed. So over the top.
492
00:25:57,856 --> 00:26:01,160
You were a Cupid and
you stopped believing in love?
493
00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:03,295
Oh, also...
494
00:26:03,328 --> 00:26:06,665
Be prepared to keep explaining
why you're not a fat baby.
495
00:26:06,698 --> 00:26:09,501
You know, stereotypes!
496
00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:12,337
Ta-ta!
497
00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:18,010
So you're saying...
498
00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:19,311
That's how you spread the love,
499
00:26:19,344 --> 00:26:21,046
with that little jar of sparkles?
500
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,082
Yeah, I have to figure out a way
501
00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:25,417
to responsibly pass it on.
502
00:26:26,151 --> 00:26:29,021
I... I can't skip my own party!
503
00:26:29,054 --> 00:26:31,423
Nicole has a surprise for me.
504
00:26:31,457 --> 00:26:33,358
I'm scared.
505
00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:35,094
Fifty bucks says she
got your name tattooed
506
00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:36,495
across her boobs.
507
00:26:37,162 --> 00:26:41,133
Which are so great, right?
508
00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:43,268
What did you call her boobs?
509
00:26:43,302 --> 00:26:44,903
I'm not in love with her, don't freak.
510
00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:48,207
I'm just... making sure that you are...
511
00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:50,242
still...
512
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:52,444
into boobs, generally.
513
00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:57,116
- Wynonna?
- Yes?
514
00:26:57,149 --> 00:26:59,718
You sure you haven't had
any love zombie symptoms?
515
00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:01,687
Nope. Nothin' but net.
516
00:27:03,922 --> 00:27:06,725
Maybe you're resistant to the spell.
517
00:27:07,426 --> 00:27:09,394
More like looked in the mirror
518
00:27:09,428 --> 00:27:12,865
and fell for the actual
hottest woman around.
519
00:27:12,898 --> 00:27:14,933
Good Golden Globes!
520
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,902
You know Doc's not coming, right?
521
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:18,670
Who?
522
00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:24,243
Listen, the only problem
you really have is...
523
00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:25,744
people adore you,
524
00:27:25,777 --> 00:27:27,713
which must be so hard.
525
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,282
Can I borrow some mascara?
526
00:27:30,616 --> 00:27:32,084
Yeah, sure.
527
00:27:32,117 --> 00:27:34,620
Listen, just leave
that glitter shit here.
528
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:35,587
It'll be safe,
529
00:27:35,621 --> 00:27:37,756
and we'll find a fat
baby to curse tomorrow.
530
00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:39,525
Oops!
531
00:27:43,128 --> 00:27:45,230
Okay.
532
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,102
Hey. - Hey!
533
00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:52,171
Shall we go celebrate?
534
00:27:52,204 --> 00:27:53,872
I am so ready.
535
00:27:54,473 --> 00:27:57,476
The big guns are locked and loaded.
536
00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:07,886
Hi everyo... ahh!
537
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,355
Hello, fiancée, who is marrying me.
538
00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:13,559
Welcome to our engagement party.
539
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,562
Bunny! I wasn't expecting you.
540
00:28:16,595 --> 00:28:18,063
Yeah, nice blazer.
541
00:28:18,664 --> 00:28:20,065
You didn't call.
542
00:28:20,098 --> 00:28:22,267
I got two phones with
the exact same number
543
00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:23,268
so I didn't miss you.
544
00:28:24,636 --> 00:28:26,271
And Amon too!
545
00:28:26,305 --> 00:28:27,873
Well, your sister mentioned
546
00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:29,341
the party, and I thought...
547
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,843
maybe I might be of service.
548
00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:33,879
Raise your hand if you need servicing.
549
00:28:33,912 --> 00:28:36,081
I'd like to hit that.
550
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,719
Bunny? Come with me.
551
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,790
This is your sister's engagement party.
552
00:28:44,823 --> 00:28:46,291
Did you have to go full on whore?
553
00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:48,393
I do look great. Nedley?
554
00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:50,762
Get Bunny a nice glass of water, okay?
555
00:28:51,196 --> 00:28:52,998
Give her all the boozes, alright?
556
00:28:53,031 --> 00:28:55,133
Get her so sloshed she
thinks she's Jann Arden.
557
00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:14,886
Cheese and crackers, Bonita.
558
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,422
You know, you haven't looked
this great since church camp.
559
00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:18,857
You get your hair done?
560
00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:25,864
And that's when I knew...
561
00:29:25,897 --> 00:29:28,967
not only was I going
to win the bullfight,
562
00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:32,404
but I was gonna become
Spain's champion matador.
563
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,239
She's a vegan.
564
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:35,741
Amon?
565
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:39,177
I am extremely
interested in bull riding.
566
00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:41,613
Or being ridden like one.
567
00:29:41,647 --> 00:29:42,648
Okay!
568
00:29:42,681 --> 00:29:44,683
Why are you doing this?
569
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,419
Because Waverly's never inviting you
570
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,788
to motorboat in her marina!
571
00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:51,890
- Wynonna!
- Everybody loves Waverly!
572
00:29:51,923 --> 00:29:54,559
It's always Waverly, Waverly, Waverly!
573
00:29:54,593 --> 00:29:55,994
Excuse me?
574
00:29:56,028 --> 00:29:58,597
This is a love song,
and I am sending it out
575
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:02,167
to... the most beautiful
woman in the world.
576
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,402
Zoë Kravitz?
577
00:30:03,435 --> 00:30:04,836
Waverly Earp.
578
00:30:04,870 --> 00:30:07,205
Oh, God.
579
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:12,444
Hey, hey!
580
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:21,653
Wait!
581
00:30:21,687 --> 00:30:23,822
- I don't know.
- Oh, my God.
582
00:30:28,727 --> 00:30:32,064
Mam said everyone associated
with the Earps were all evil,
583
00:30:32,097 --> 00:30:34,833
and that all you
wanted was for us to die.
584
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:39,304
My mama, Alice, taught me
if a worthy person needs help,
585
00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,106
you help.
586
00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:45,677
Worthy?
587
00:30:45,711 --> 00:30:49,181
She had big plans. A legacy to fulfill.
588
00:30:49,881 --> 00:30:53,051
And now I'm too stupid
and too alone to fulfill them.
589
00:31:00,492 --> 00:31:02,461
You look at yourself.
590
00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:05,364
I hate my stupid face.
591
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,333
Your eyes are sharp.
592
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,969
That is where the beauty is.
593
00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:13,271
You survived.
594
00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:16,341
And no vindictive old woman's words
595
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:17,976
can take that away from you.
596
00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:20,479
It's your turn to do whatever you want,
597
00:31:20,512 --> 00:31:22,381
on your terms.
598
00:31:23,682 --> 00:31:25,884
Be your own legacy, Cleo.
599
00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:35,260
Why are you helping me?
600
00:31:36,928 --> 00:31:39,064
It's what I do.
601
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,468
I'm a damn good sidekick.
602
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,244
Insensitive!
603
00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:55,380
- Hey, hey, hey!
- I, too, have a song.
604
00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:57,349
You don't come in on Bunny's territory!
605
00:31:57,382 --> 00:32:00,452
Oh I love you, love you, love you...
606
00:32:01,953 --> 00:32:04,756
Ride my bull!
607
00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:08,326
Guys, you're ruining everything!
608
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,866
Nedley.
609
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,273
You're ruining everything!
610
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,344
I need your help.
611
00:32:26,378 --> 00:32:28,013
- Waverly?
- Turns out I've been passing on
612
00:32:28,046 --> 00:32:29,881
a love disease!
613
00:32:29,915 --> 00:32:31,950
No! Not that kind of love disease!
614
00:32:31,983 --> 00:32:33,418
Baby, do you need help?
615
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,787
This one gives people
insane feelings of adoration
616
00:32:35,821 --> 00:32:38,323
- for the next person they see.
- Waverly, I know you want it.
617
00:32:38,356 --> 00:32:41,026
I need you to come
down to Shorty's. Please!
618
00:32:41,059 --> 00:32:43,495
You're the only one unaffected!
619
00:32:46,765 --> 00:32:49,901
Nobody has ever talked to me like that.
620
00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:52,170
I should be on my way.
621
00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:53,972
It makes me happy that Mam and Nicole's
622
00:32:54,005 --> 00:32:56,441
- covenant for you went bust.
- Nicole?
623
00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,144
Yeah.
624
00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:02,314
Mam helped her get Waverly
625
00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:03,949
out of the garden,
626
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,117
in exchange for...
627
00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:08,220
well, you.
628
00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:13,558
I understand.
629
00:33:13,592 --> 00:33:15,861
Unfortunately.
630
00:34:01,006 --> 00:34:03,108
The hummus! I hand squished it myself!
631
00:34:03,141 --> 00:34:05,010
Get your bean hands off of my guitar!
632
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,279
A lady should not have to ask twice.
633
00:34:07,312 --> 00:34:09,180
Randy, you're not helping!
634
00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:11,683
Stay out of this!
635
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:13,518
Doc! Thank Eros.
636
00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:16,454
- That is so hot!
- Can't we just be friends?
637
00:34:16,488 --> 00:34:19,257
Well, don't just stand
there, distract Wynonna!
638
00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:21,493
I'd rather not.
639
00:34:21,526 --> 00:34:22,961
Damn it, Doc!
640
00:34:22,994 --> 00:34:25,430
Alright, by grabs.
641
00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:31,503
Excuse me, I've got an online
order here for a Waverly Earp?
642
00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:33,038
Demetri! Hi!
643
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,706
- karaokier!
- Guys!
644
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:37,409
- Look what we've done!
- Where's the sparkle jar?
645
00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:38,577
I left it at home.
646
00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:41,346
Ow! Stop it!
647
00:34:41,379 --> 00:34:42,547
You may have...
648
00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:43,848
I'm giving you a golden shower
649
00:34:43,882 --> 00:34:44,716
whether you like it or not!
650
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:47,352
Wyno... No!
651
00:34:47,385 --> 00:34:49,254
Whoa!
652
00:35:12,043 --> 00:35:14,846
with the greatest
gunslinger that ever lived.
653
00:35:14,879 --> 00:35:16,348
Doc mother-kissing Holliday.
654
00:35:16,381 --> 00:35:19,250
Are you kidding? I
cannot believe I am amigos
655
00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:22,921
with four-time curling
champion Randy Nedley.
656
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,122
I love you.
657
00:35:24,155 --> 00:35:27,993
You hiding a fluffy little
bunny tail in those slacks?
658
00:35:28,026 --> 00:35:29,628
You wanna check?
659
00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:30,962
You know, I suddenly wonder,
660
00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:32,130
if you weren't gonna
be my sister-in-law,
661
00:35:32,163 --> 00:35:34,733
- could we do things?
- Nicole.
662
00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:37,369
I love you more than whisky.
663
00:35:37,402 --> 00:35:39,638
But I think you're driving
this bus somewhere
664
00:35:39,671 --> 00:35:40,739
we don't want it to go.
665
00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:42,941
Your spit destroys love?
666
00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,410
The universe craves balance.
667
00:35:45,443 --> 00:35:47,379
You could've just told me that!
668
00:35:47,412 --> 00:35:49,347
Should we get naked anyway?
669
00:35:49,381 --> 00:35:53,451
- Just for... science.
- Okie dokie...
670
00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:57,255
Can I cut in?...
671
00:36:01,559 --> 00:36:03,094
I cannot.
672
00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:06,297
Sorry brother, may I?
673
00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:23,081
I can almost see the
love vibrating off them.
674
00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:24,783
It's fake, pumpkin.
675
00:36:24,816 --> 00:36:27,552
Your insane sister caused
it with a glitter bomb.
676
00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:30,221
You're always so...
677
00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:33,191
sad.
678
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,427
Wait.
679
00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:38,363
Not just sad.
680
00:36:40,598 --> 00:36:42,667
What was their name?
681
00:36:46,671 --> 00:36:48,306
Amon.
682
00:36:48,339 --> 00:36:49,507
What?
683
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,009
Yeah.
684
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:54,345
After two years, he changed the locks.
685
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,682
He said I bored him.
686
00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:02,520
Your heartbreak proved that love...
687
00:37:03,588 --> 00:37:05,457
does exist.
688
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:09,861
And their love for one
another, it's not fake.
689
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:13,631
It just gets buried day-to-day
690
00:37:14,466 --> 00:37:16,167
under hurt...
691
00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:18,803
and pride.
692
00:37:18,837 --> 00:37:21,740
It doesn't always last forever,
693
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,808
but it's real.
694
00:37:27,879 --> 00:37:29,280
Fine.
695
00:37:29,314 --> 00:37:30,982
I'll take the Cupid power back.
696
00:37:31,015 --> 00:37:33,852
But you have to help
me unmess your mess.
697
00:37:33,885 --> 00:37:35,553
Fine.
698
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,188
Aim for the butts.
699
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,257
Love lives in the butt.
700
00:37:39,290 --> 00:37:41,126
Who's there?
701
00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:43,161
- Rachel?
- Billy?
702
00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:45,296
I want to go home.
703
00:37:57,909 --> 00:37:59,778
I don't want to let go.
704
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:16,861
Well, this is weird.
705
00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:17,929
Understatement.
706
00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:20,098
Ow! Randy!
707
00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:21,332
Oh, nailed it!
708
00:38:21,366 --> 00:38:24,536
Oh, we can never speak of this again.
709
00:38:31,276 --> 00:38:32,644
- Yes!
- We did it!
710
00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:39,317
So, I don't exactly
understand what happened, but...
711
00:38:40,118 --> 00:38:42,453
You still seem to love me, so...
712
00:38:43,221 --> 00:38:45,557
I do.
713
00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:48,660
And I think we settled on
a medium fussy wedding.
714
00:38:48,693 --> 00:38:50,128
Perfect.
715
00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:55,166
Well...
716
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,669
I chose you, Waverly Earp,
717
00:38:57,702 --> 00:39:00,605
because I hadn't seen
anyone this in love.
718
00:39:00,638 --> 00:39:04,943
Not since... forever.
719
00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:07,879
Yeah? Get off my ass, Marty.
720
00:39:07,912 --> 00:39:10,949
Alright? Yeah, their
burgers are coming in a sec.
721
00:39:10,982 --> 00:39:12,183
Yeah, they're still warm!
722
00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:15,820
Whichever one of us
kids became Clanton heir...
723
00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:19,991
you planned for us to turn
you into a Reaper, right?
724
00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,993
To join those we'd lost.
725
00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:24,729
And together, we'd avenge our name.
726
00:39:26,798 --> 00:39:28,967
And I will do that, Mam.
727
00:39:30,635 --> 00:39:32,270
I'll destroy them.
728
00:39:32,303 --> 00:39:34,973
All of them, just like you wanted.
729
00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:40,478
But you're never gonna see it.
730
00:39:40,511 --> 00:39:42,680
Did you really think I'd forgive you
731
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:44,215
for killing Billy?
732
00:39:47,018 --> 00:39:48,686
Dinner, everybody!
733
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:51,356
Who's ready for some rotten old bitch?
734
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,334
Okay. Hey, Bunny!
735
00:40:03,368 --> 00:40:05,470
Do you need us to give you a ride home?
736
00:40:05,503 --> 00:40:07,772
What, do you think
I'm drunk? I am drunk.
737
00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:10,041
I'm as drunk as a bum the
day the cheques come out!
738
00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:11,409
Oh, boy.
739
00:40:11,442 --> 00:40:12,810
You guys are really, really special.
740
00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:15,046
And the love you
have for each other is...
741
00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:16,114
nothing short of inspiring.
742
00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:19,384
Oh. That actually means
a lot that you said that.
743
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,286
Yeah, it'd mean a
lot more if she meant it.
744
00:40:21,319 --> 00:40:22,587
No, no, no. I mean it.
745
00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:24,923
Anyone that doesn't think so...
746
00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:28,393
Just because you share four breasts...
747
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,696
they're a bunch of dumdums.
748
00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:34,999
You sure we can't give you a ride home?
749
00:40:35,033 --> 00:40:37,402
Randy Nedley is going
to give me a ride home.
750
00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:42,373
Well, have a nice evening, lesbians.
751
00:40:42,407 --> 00:40:44,208
Uh, Waverly's bisexual.
752
00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:46,878
Yeah, well, just say horny.
753
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:51,582
And she's back.
754
00:40:53,918 --> 00:40:56,120
Surely there are other
bars for you to drink in.
755
00:40:58,723 --> 00:41:01,025
I came for the entertainment.
756
00:41:04,495 --> 00:41:06,698
Now there's the Earp sister I like.
757
00:41:06,731 --> 00:41:09,968
Hazardous, hot, half-in-the-bag.
758
00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:15,373
I wasn't sure if you'd be alone.
759
00:41:15,406 --> 00:41:17,141
Demetri?
760
00:41:17,742 --> 00:41:20,945
He left after I let him
yell some nonsense
761
00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,915
about how I have no soul.
762
00:41:28,286 --> 00:41:29,887
Been there.
763
00:41:31,756 --> 00:41:33,424
Hated it.
764
00:41:34,926 --> 00:41:38,730
I was mostly bored. I
guess I am a monster.
765
00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:43,067
Who gives a fuck?
766
00:41:45,403 --> 00:41:47,105
I thought you wanted to kill me.
767
00:41:47,138 --> 00:41:49,540
All I want is...
768
00:41:49,574 --> 00:41:53,444
to stop feeling guilty for what I am.
769
00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:57,348
When what I am...
770
00:41:57,382 --> 00:41:59,584
is necessary.
771
00:42:00,385 --> 00:42:03,021
You're a...
772
00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:05,123
You're a confusing woman.
773
00:42:08,092 --> 00:42:09,894
Flexible, too.
774
00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:17,468
Are you gonna tell me
775
00:42:17,502 --> 00:42:20,004
you're in love with my sister now?
776
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,675
- No, ma'am.
- Good.
777
00:42:26,577 --> 00:42:28,980
Now show me how you ride that bull.
778
00:42:43,828 --> 00:42:45,496
Billy?
779
00:42:47,432 --> 00:42:50,635
Welcome home, little brother.
780
00:42:52,804 --> 00:42:55,840
It's time we took back what's ours.
781
00:42:57,030 --> 00:43:09,626
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