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AH-HH.

NOW YOU'VE FINISHED BREAKFAST,
I WANT YOU TO GO INTO THE GARDEN.

WHY DO I GET THE FEELING
I'M GOING INTO THE GARDEN?

WE MUST HELP EMMET.

HOW IS MY GOING INTO
THE GARDEN HELPING EMMET?

BECAUSE HE'S SO SHY,
POOR DEAR.

LOOK, I KNOW HE'S DYING TO OFFER
ME A ROLE IN "THE BOYFRIEND"

BUT HE JUST CAN'T
PLUCK UP THE COURAGE.

HYACINTH, I THINK HE'S GOT
PEOPLE FOR ALL THE PARTS ALREADY.

YOU GO OUT
INTO THE GARDEN,

WHEN YOU SPOT HIM, GIVE ME A
SIGNAL AND I'LL START TO SING.

WHAT SIGNAL?
- POINT OR SOMETHING.

WHAT AT?

AT ANYTHING!
POINT UP IN THE AIR!

SAY, "OH LOOK,
THERE'S A BLUEBIRD."

THERE AREN'T
ANY BLUEBIRDS.

BLACKBIRDS THEN.

PLEASE DON'T MAKE
DIFFICULTIES, RICHARD.

YOU SHOULD
TELL HER!

SHE NEVER
LISTENS.

HYACINTH IS A TALKER,
NOT A LISTENER.

YOU MUST FACE UP TO HER
FAIRLY AND SQUARELY.

I TRIED THAT!
I TOLD HER THE OTHER MORNING

IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT
EXCRUCIATING COFFEE SESSION.

THE ONE YOU COULDN'T MAKE,
SISTER DEAR?

"HYACINTH," I SAID,
"HYACINTH,

MY PRODUCTION OF 'THE BOYFRIEND'
IS ALREADY FULLY CAST."

THAT WAS
VERY BRAVE.

WHAT DID SHE SAY?

SHE GAVE ME
ONE OF HER SMILES,

SLIPPED ME A PARSNIP
AND RHUBARB BISCUIT,

AND THEN ASKED ME WHETHER I'D
SEEN HER PICTURES OF SHERIDAN

WHEN HE CAME FIRST
IN HIS DANCE CLASS.

HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?
- NO, THANK HEAVENS!

THEY'RE WORTH A LOOK.

POOR SHERIDAN. YOU KNOW, HE
NEVER REALLY STOOD A CHANCE.

SHOW ME YOUR SIGNAL,
RICHARD.

RIGHT, I'M OFF.
IS THE COAST CLEAR?

THERE'S JUST
RICHARD-

BEHAVING
VERY STRANGELY.

POOR CHAP'S
FINALLY FLIPPED.

AND WHO
CAN BLAME HIM?

I'M AMAZED HE DIDN'T FLIP YEARS AGO.

MORNING, RICHARD.
- GOOD MORNING, EMMET. OH LOOK! A BLACKBIRD.

OH LOOK, ANOTHER.

OH, VIOLET, YOU KNOW
YOU CAN CONFIDE IN ME.

YOU'RE GETTING FED UP
WITH WHOSE COMPANY?

BRUCE'S?

THAT'S ONLY NATURAL,
HE'S YOUR HUSBAND.

OH, YES,
THEY DO GET TIRESOME.

WHAT YOU NEED

IS ANOTHER DIMENSION
TO YOUR LIFESTYLE.

YES, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD
ENTERTAIN A LITTLE MORE.

GIVE A LITTLE SOIREE.

I COULD COME ALONG AND BRING
SOME SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE GUESTS.

YES...

NO, DON'T GET ALARMED,
VIOLET DEAR.

WE CAN KEEP IT
QUITE SIMPLE.

A LITTLE CAVIAR, CHAMPAGNE,
AND CUT-GLASS FINGERBOWLS.

ONSLOW...

WHERE DID WE FIRST
MAKE LOVE?

WOULD YOU REPEAT
THE QUESTION?

WHERE DID WE
FIRST MAKE LOVE?

IT MADE SUCH AN IMPRESSION ON
YOU, YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER IT?

I CAN REMEMBER
WHEN WE LAST MADE LOVE...

...JUST.

WHY IS FATHER
STANDING IN A BUCKET?

IS HE STANDING IN A BUCKET?
- JUST STANDING THERE

WITH BOTH FEET
IN THE BUCKET.

IS HE QUIET?
- YES.

SO LEAVE HIM ALONE. GET
YOURSELF ANOTHER BUCKET.

I DON'T WANT A BUCKET.

SO WHY DO YOU CARE IF
FATHER'S STANDING IN A BUCKET?

I WISH
I'D NEVER ASKED.

WHY DIDN'T YOU COME OUT
WHEN I SIGNALED?

I WAS
ON THE TELEPHONE!

OH, I'VE NOTHING
TO WEAR!

WELL, YOU'VE MISSED
EMMET.

OH, YOU CAN FORGET
ALL ABOUT THAT NOW.

WHAT?

WE SHALL INVITE
ELIZABETH AND EMMET

TO GO WITH US TONIGHT
TO VIOLET'S.

ARE WE GOING TO VIOLET'S?

YES, RICHARD!

FOR A SUPERLATIVE SUMMER EVENING
WITH MY WELL-HEELED SISTER.

CAVIAR, CHAMPAGNE,
QUAIL'S EGGS.

CUT-GLASS FINGERBOWLS.

IS ROSE COOKING
BREAKFAST?

I SHOULDN'T
THINK SO.

IF ROSE IS COOKING BREAKFAST,
IT SMELLS VERY FUNNY.

IT WAS IN THAT BUS
SHELTER IN MILTON STREET.

WHAT WAS?

WHERE WE FIRST
MADE LOVE.

NO, IT WASN'T!

WE NEVER NEEDED A BUS THAT
WENT PAST MILTON STREET.

I WAS SURE I HAD
A BOYFRIEND THAT NEEDED

A BUS THAT WENT
PAST MILTON STREET.

WELL, IT WASN'T ME.

IT'S NOT AN EMPTY BUCKET!

WHAT'S IN IT?

HORSE MANURE.

ASK A SIMPLE QUESTION...

FATHER IS STANDING
BAREFOOT

IN A BUCKET
OF HORSE MANURE.

WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?

MAYBE HE LOST
HIS SLIPPERS.

I KNEW IT DIDN'T
SMELL LIKE BREAKFAST.

YOU'LL LOVE IT
AT VIOLET'S!

YOU'VE HEARD ME TALK OF VIOLET?
- MANY TIMES.

SHE'S MY SISTER WITH THE MERCEDES,
SAUNA AND ROOM FOR A PONY.

YOU MUST
BRING EMMET.

WE SHALL HAVE A
SUPERLATIVE SUMMER EVENING.

CAVIAR, CHAMPAGNE,

QUAIL'S EGGS, SMOKED SALMON
PARCELS. NOTHING TOO FORMAL.

JUST SOMETHING TASTEFUL WITH
HAND-ENGRAVED CUT-GLASS FINGERBOWLS.

* THERE'S SAFETY
IN NUMBERS... *

EMMET WILL LOVE IT!

OH, I DON'T THINK EMMET WILL
BE ABLE TO COME, HYACINTH.

HMM? OH, HE WILL WHEN
HE KNOWS I'LL BE THERE.

WELL, I'M NOT EVEN CERTAIN
I CAN GET WORD TO HIM.

YOU SEE, HE'S REHEARSING
ALL DAY AT THE CHURCH HALL.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT,
DEAR. WE'LL CATCH HIM THERE.

I-I DON'T KNOW THAT
THAT'S A FRIGHTFULLY-

I COULD HELP EMMET
DRILL HIS CAST.

IT'LL BE NICE FOR HIM
TO HAVE SOMEONE TO LEAN ON.

OH, I'M SORRY.
HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE?

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY,
HYACINTH!

DON'T WORRY, DEAR.

THEY'RE NOT REALLY
ALL THAT EXPENSIVE.

MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE WOULD PAY,
BUT THEN, ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN.

RATHER TOO FREQUENTLY,
UNFORTUNATELY.

OH...

SHOULD WE REALLY BE
INTERRUPTING EMMET'S REHEARSALS?

THAT'S BEEN
WORRYING ME TOO.

EMMET WON'T MIND
IF IT'S ME.

EMMET AND I ARE BONDED BY
OUR MUTUAL LOVE OF MUSIC.

I THINK PERHAPS
WE OUGHT TO WARN HIM-

CALL HIM
ON THE TELEPHONE FIRST.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A VERY GOOD IDEA.

BUT THERE'S NO PHONE
IN THE CHURCH HALL.

WE'LL HAVE TO PHONE THE
VICARAGE AND HIS POOR WIFE

WILL HAVE TO TAKE THE
MESSAGE OVER TO THE HALL.

I STILL THINK IT MIGHT BE THE THING TO DO.

RICHARD, DID YOU SEE
THIS? THIS MAN PUSHED IN.

JUST WAIT.

WAIT?!
WHY SHOULD I WAIT?

EXCUSE ME, BUT THAT'S MY
TELEPHONE CALL YOU'RE MAKING.

I WAS HERE FIRST.

PLEASE GO AWAY, MADAM.
I SHAN'T BE A MINUTE.

RICHARD,
EJECT THIS MAN!

I KNEW
SHE'D SAY THAT.

RICHARD,
THIS MAN'S INSULTED ME.

NOT QUITE,
BUT IT'S GETTING CLOSE.

YOU OBVIOUSLY OVERUSE
THE PUBLIC SYSTEM.

I VERY RARELY USE IT
AS I POSSESS

A WHITE SLIMLINE TELEPHONE
WITH AUTOMATIC REDIAL.

WITH A VOICE LIKE YOURS, I'M
SURPRISED YOU EVEN NEED A TELEPHONE.

RICHARD,
COME AND HELP ME!

HYACINTH, STOP THAT AT ONCE
AND GET INTO THE CAR!

WELL DONE, SIR. IN WARTIME, YOU'D
HAVE GOT A MEDAL FOR COURAGE LIKE THAT.

* WE'RE BEING FINISHED
AND OUR FAMILIES' WEALTH *

* MAY BE DIMINISHED *

* BUT AT LEAST WE ALL HAVE
PERFECT HEALTH... *

HOLD IT,
HOLD IT, GIRLS.

THAT'S VERY GOOD, BUT I THINK
WE CAN DO A BIT MORE WITH IT.

VICAR, HAVE YOU EVER DONE
THIS SORT OF THING?

NOT FOR SOME TIME.
UNIVERSITY.

I'M SURE YOU CAN REMEMBER
THE OLD-

YES.
- KNEES ARE A BIT RUSTY.

IT'S GOOD, IT'S GOOD.
NOT-NOT BAD AT ALL.

WHY DON'T YOU COME UP HERE AND
WE'LL SHOW THEM HOW TO DO IT?

OKAY.
- COME ON, GIRLS.

GO DOWN THERE
AND WATCH.

* WE'RE PERFECT YOUNG LADIES
PREPARING TO TAKE *

* OUR PLACES AMONGST
THE NOBLESSE *

* WE'RE PERFECT YOUNG LADIES
PREPARING TO DATE... *

FATHER'S NOT AS DAFT
AS YOU THINK.

STANDING IN A BUCKET
OF HORSE MANURE?

HE'S GIVING IT
A GOOD TRY.

HE SAYS IT'S GOOD
FOR HIS CHILBLAINS.

HAS HE GOT
CHILBLAINS?

NO-SO THERE MUST BE
SOMETHING IN IT.

WHERE DID HE GET
THE STUFF FROM ANYWAY?

HE FOUND IT
IN THE STREET.

HE'S BEGINNING TO WORRY WHERE
HIS NEXT LOAD'S COMING FROM.

WELL, I'M NOT GOING OUT
COLLECTING FOR HIM.

NOW WHAT?

HE MAY THINK IT'S GOOD FOR HIS CHILBLAINS,

BUT IF THAT'S THE ONLY
MEDICINE HE'S GOT FAITH IN,

I HOPE HE NEVER GETS
BARBER'S RASH.

IT'S NO GOOD SULKING,
HYACINTH.

THE SITUATION CALLED FOR FIRM
MEASURES. IT WAS EMBARRASSING.

IT WAS EMBARRASSING.

I MUST SAY, RICHARD,

THERE ARE TIMES WHEN
I'M AMAZED BY YOUR IMPATIENCE

AND YOUR LACK OF CONSIDERATION
FOR OTHER PEOPLE.

MY IMPATIENCE?
- YES!

ELIZABETH
WAS A WITNESS.

SHE HEARD YOU
RAISE YOUR VOICE TO ME.

WELL, I'VE NEVER RAISED
MY VOICE TO YOU BEFORE.

I THINK I'LL JUST GO AND
WARN EMMET YOU'RE COMING.

NO, WE'LL
SURPRISE HIM.

I THINK I'D RATHER BE OUT
HERE WHEN EMMET'S SURPRISED.

DON'T FORGET
THE SMILES.

ALWAYS BIG SMILES.

IT'S THE BUCKET WOMAN.

* I'LL BE CONTENTED
TO LIVE ANYWHERE *

* WHAT WOULD I CARE- *
OH-

IS THAT
WHAT YOU'RE WEARING?

NOT VERY HAUTE COUTURE,
IS IT?

HAS ANYONE SEEN EMMET?

HAD TO LEAVE.
- IN A HURRY.

IN A GREAT HURRY.
- OH, WHAT A PITY.

HE'LL BE SORRY
HE'S MISSED ME.

OF COURSE,
I COULD WAIT

AND TAKE YOU
THROUGH YOUR PACES.

* ANY GIRL WHO'S REACHED
THE AGE OF 17 OR THEREABOUTS *

* HAS BUT ONE DESIRE
IN VIEW *

* SHE KNOWS SHE HAS REACHED
THE STAGE *

* OF NEEDING ONE
TO CARE ABOUT *

* NOTHING ELSE
WILL REALLY DO *

* CHILDHOOD GAMES
ARE LEFT BEHIND *

* AND HER HEART
TAKES WING... *

LET'S GO
RIGHT OUTSIDE.

IT'S HER HUSBAND.

COME ON, QUICK.

*... THAT CERTAIN THING
CALLED THE BOYFRIEND... *

ISN'T THAT YOUR-?
- MY WIFE, YES.

OH, I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED THE NOISE.

VOICE.

SHALL WE GO ROUND
THE BACK WAY?

WHAT A GOOD IDEA.

*... THE BOYFRIEND! *

DID YOU NOTE
MY DICTION?

IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
THE AUDIENCE CAN HEAR THE WORDS.

THAT'S FUNNY.

WHY EXACTLY IS MRS. BOUQUET SINGING?

SHE WANTED TO INVOLVE HERSELF
IN MY BROTHER'S REHEARSALS.

I BET HE WAS PLEASED.

Hyacinth:
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

PLEASE DON'T FEEL
EMBARRASSED WATCHING ME.

I CAN QUITE UNDERSTAND
HOW ENVIOUS YOU MUST BE.

IT'S A GIFT, YOU SEE. SOME OF
US HAVE IT, SOME OF US DON'T.

YOU CAN'T ALL EXPECT
TO HAVE VOICES

LIKE MYSELF
AND JOAN SUTHERLAND.

THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME
CARRY THE JUMBLE.

WE'LL PUT IT UNDER THE STAGE.
WOULD YOU MIND, ELIZABETH?

NO, NO, OF COURSE NOT.

IF I POP INSIDE, PERHAPS
YOU'D HAND THINGS DOWN TO ME?

CERTAINLY.

WHAT ON EARTH'S
GOING ON?

WHAT ARE Y'ALL
DOING DOWN HERE?

REHEARSING.

AREN'T WE?
- All: YES, YES.

VERY TRICKY ROUTINE.
- Emmet: OH-VERY TRICKY.

READY, GIRLS?
ONE, TWO, THREE.

* WE'RE PERFECT YOUNG LADIES
PREPARING TO TAKE- *

EMMET, WHAT ON EARTH
ARE YOU DOING?

REHEARSING.
- I'M AFRAID I'M NOT CONVINCED.

MICHAEL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
UNDER THE STAGE

WITH THREE... GIRLS?

IT'S NOT JUST
THREE GIRLS.

EMMET'S HERE.
- HE'S A SINGLE MAN.

DIVORCED.

IT'S THE SAME THING.

NOT QUITE
TECHNICALLY, DEAR.

EXCUSE ME.

LOOK, WHY ARE YOU
MAKING SUCH FUSS?

YOU THINK UNDER THE
STAGE, IN THE PITCH DARK

WITH THREE GIRLS IS REALLY
APPROPRIATE FOR A VICAR?

DARKNESS IS
CLERICAL TERRITORY.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT IT, NOT JOIN IT!

HELLO-OO!

Vicar: THERE'S A PERFECTLY
SIMPLE EXPLANATION.

I KNOW!
THAT'S WHAT WORRIES ME.

OH, THERE YOU ARE,
EMMET.

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT
I WAS IN ENOUGH TROUBLE.

AND YOU TOO, VICAR,

HOW FORTUNATE TO FIND
YOU ALL TOGETHER.

I HAVE A SURPRISE
FOR YOU.

YOU'RE ALL INVITED
THIS EVENING...

TO MY SISTER VIOLET'S.
SHE'S THE ONE WITH THE MERCEDES,

THE SAUNA
AND ROOM FOR A PONY.

NOW, I WANT YOU ALL THERE
AT 6:00 THIS EVENING,

FOR A BON VIVANT BUFFET,

AND ALFRESCO MANCHETTES.

WEATHER PERMITTING,
OF COURSE.

WE DON'T WANT
SOGGY VOL-AU-VENTS, DO WE?

OH, NO.

NOW, RICHARD,
I WANT YOU TO BE

AT YOUR MOST ELEGANT
THIS EVENING.

I DON'T DO
A GOOD ELEGANT.

BUT OF COURSE
YOU DO, DEAR.

LOOK WHO'S BEEN TRAINING YOU
ALL THESE YEARS.

WHAT ABOUT
THE BUFFET ITEMS?

YOU CAN FETCH ALL THAT
IN A MINUTE.

LISTEN TO THAT. IT'S
EVEN BETTER THAN OURS.

HELLO, DEAR.
- HYACINTH!

RICHARD.
- Man: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU GONE NOW?!

VIOLET, PAY ATTENTION
WHEN I'M YELLING AT YOU!

GET LOST!
OH, NOT YOU. HIM.

LOVELY TO SEE YOU BOTH.
BYE.

WHO WAS THIS GUY
YOU WERE WITH

IN THE BUS SHELTER
IN MILTON STREET?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM. YOU LIKED HIM.

IT'S NOT AS IF IT WAS
SOMEBODY YOU DIDN'T LIKE.

SOUNDS AS IF YOU
LIKED HIM BETTER.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
I LIKED HIM?!

HE WAS A FRIEND
OF YOURS.

OH, NICE!
SOME FRIEND!

IT'S NOT AS IF WE WERE
MARRIED AT THE TIME.

FATHER'S GONE.

DID YOU KNOW SHE USED
TO BE AT A BUS SHELTER

IN MILTON STREET
WITH SOME GUY?

ONLY ON FRIDAYS.
- WHAT GUY?

THAT'S WHAT I WANT
TO KNOW-WHAT GUY?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"FATHER'S GONE"?

HE'S GONE WITH HIS BUCKET,
LOOKING FOR ANOTHER LOAD.

DO YOU MEAN THAT SHELTER AT
THE BOTTOM END OF MILTON STREET?

THAT'S THE ONE.

I SPENT SOME HAPPY HOURS IN THAT SHELTER.

SOUNDS AS THOUGH
EVERYBODY EXCEPT ME

SPENT HAPPY HOURS
IN THAT BUS SHELTER.

I THINK
HE'S JEALOUS. OO-OOH!

OH-HH, I THINK
THAT'S SO SWEET!

I WOULDN'T MIND, YOU WERE
ALWAYS BORROWING YOUR BUS FARE.

THIS LOOKS RATHER GOOD.

NOT QUITE MY CANDLELIGHT SUPPER,
BUT IT'S CERTAINLY ELEGANT.

Violet: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO CHOKE ME?

Bruce: 'CAUSE I HATE
YOU! I CAN'T STAND YOU!

WHY DON'T WE JUST PHONE
ROUND AND CANCEL EVERYBODY?

RICHARD, I WILL NOT
DISAPPOINT PEOPLE.

WE HAVE FRIENDS
COMING TONIGHT

WHO ARE EXPECTING A BON VIVANT
BUFFET AND ALFRESCO MANCHETTES,

AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
THEY'RE GOING TO RECEIVE.

BUT WHAT ABOUT
THE ROW INDOORS?

IT'LL QUIETEN DOWN.
IT'LL HAVE TO.

IF IT DOESN'T WE'LL
DROWN IT OUT WITH MUSIC.

DO WE HAVE ANY MUSIC?
- DON'T MAKE DIFFICULTIES, RICHARD.

TAKE A POSITIVE
ATTITUDE, DEAR.

I WANT THIS EVENING
TO BE ELEGANT AND MEMORABLE.

DON'T DO THAT!

I HAVE A FEELING IT IS
GOING TO BE MEMORABLE.

HMMM.

OH, YES,
THAT'S REALLY LOVELY.

AN ELEGANT
GASTRONOMIC DELIGHT.

ARE YOU ON TOP
OF THE BARBECUE, RICHARD?

I'M GETTING THERE.
SLOWLY.

Violet: YOU'VE HIDDEN
THE CARVING KNIFE AGAIN!

CARVING KNIFE,
DID YOU HEAR THAT?

RICHARD, I WILL NOT HAVE YOU
EAVESDROPPING ON PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS.

DO YOU CALL THAT PRIVATE?
- Violet: GET OUT OF MY WAY!

DO SOMETHING, DEAR.

Violet: I HATE YOU!

YOUR LEGS ARE TOO SHORT!
- WAIT, I HAVE AN IDEA.

I'M GOING
NOWHERE NEAR THEM

IF THEY'RE WAVING CARVING KNIVES AROUND.

WE NEED TO BE ABLE
TO DROWN OUT THEIR VOICES.

NOR AM I CONTACTING
THE ROYAL ARTILLERY.

NO. JUST GO
AND HAVE A LOOK INSIDE,

AND SEE IF YOU CAN FIND
SOME LARGE SHEETS OF CARD

AND A THICK PEN.

WHAT FOR?
- NEVER YOU MIND.

COULDN'T WE HAVE
A PUNCTURE OR SOMETHING?

COULDN'T THE CAR BREAK DOWN AND
THEN WE COULDN'T POSSIBLY GET THERE?

YOU PROMISED THE VICAR
YOU'D COME.

YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE
EACH OTHER MUTUAL SUPPORT.

Bruce: IF I HAD A BRAIN, DO
YOU THINK I'D BE MARRIED TO YOU?

THERE!

BUT WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?

HOLD IT UP AND HOPE THAT
VIOLET AND BRUCE WILL SURRENDER?

NO! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
A BARBECUE SINGSONG.

SURELY YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ANYONE
HIDING FROM THE BUCKET WOMAN.

YES, OF COURSE
I CAN.

WHAT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
IS WHY YOU FELT

YOU NEEDED
THE "MORAL SUPPORT"

OF THREE ATTRACTIVE
YOUNG LADIES.

Bruce: YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE MOUTH!
- REALLY THINK THIS'LL WORK?

IT WILL IF WE SING
LOUD ENOUGH.

THAT'S PROBABLY
ELIZABETH AND EMMET.

AT LEAST IT'S QUIET
AT THE MOMENT.

THEY'LL BE
IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS.

LOOKING FOR
THE JUGULAR.

Hyacinth:
HELLO, ELIZABETH AND EMMET!

Both: HELLO.
- WELCOME TO OUR BARBECUE.

WITH THE UNIQUE
SING-FOR-YOUR-SUPPER SPECIALTY.

OH NO-SHE'S NOT
GOING TO SING?

PLEASE, TELL ME
SHE'S NOT GOING TO SING.

SHH, BE QUIET.

WELL, I MUST SAY THE BUFFET
LOOKS LOVELY, HYACINTH.

THANK YOU, DEAR.

HOW DOES THE SINGING
SIDE OF THE EVENING WORK?

OH, IT'S A PARTY GAME
BASED ON AN IDEA

ORIGINALLY CONCEIVED BY
HENRY VIII FOR HIS BANQUETS.

HOW INTERESTING.
- YES, FASCINATING.

YES, IT'S PERFECTLY
SIMPLE.

WHENEVER I PICK UP
ONE OF THESE CARDS,

THEN EVERYONE SINGS
THE SONG IT NAMES.

RULE BRITANNIA!

All reluctantly:
* BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES *

* BRITONS NEVER, NEVER,
NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES- *

COME ALONG, RICHARD,
SING UP THERE.

* RULE, BRITANNIA,
BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES *

* BRITONS NEVER, NEVER,
NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES- *

LOVELY, LOVELY.

NOW...

WHAT CAN I OFFER YOU
AS A PRELIMINARY NIBBLE?

DO YOU THINK SHE HAS
ANY SUICIDE PILLS?

EMMET,
BEHAVE YOURSELF.

OH, HELLO AGAIN,
VICAR.

HOW NICE TO SEE YOU
AND YOUR GOOD LADY.

GOOD EVENING, MRS. BUCKET.
- "BOUQUET."

DO RELAX
AND ENJOY YOURSELVES.

Violet: WHY DO YOU GO THAT FUNNY COLOR?

OH!

* THERE'LL ALWAYS BE
AN ENGLAND *

* WHILE THERE'S
A COUNTRY LANE *

* WHEREVER THERE'S
A COTTAGE SMALL *

* BESIDE A FIELD
OF GRAIN *

* THERE'LL ALWAYS BE
AN ENGLAND *

* AND ENGLAND
SHALL BE FREE... *

JUST A PARTY GAME, VICAR.

YOU'LL SOON
GET THE HANG OF IT.

RICHARD'LL SOON HAVE THE HOT
FOOD READY. WON'T YOU, DEAR?

BUT IN THE MEANTIME, DO HELP
YOURSELF TO MY ANCILLARY ITEMS.

THANK YOU, HYACINTH.
- Bruce: DON'T BITE ME THERE!

YOU'RE ALWAYS
BITING ME THERE!

* THERE'LL ALWAYS
BE AN ENGLAND *

* WHILE THERE'S
A COUNTRY LANE- *

* SHE'LL BE COMING 'ROUND
THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES *

* SHE'LL BE COMING
'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN *

* COMING 'ROUND
THE MOUNTAIN *

* COMING 'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN
WHEN SHE COMES... *

WONDERFUL.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS IS HAPPENING.

NOW DO HELP YOURSELVES.

I DON'T WANT TO TAKE IT
ALL HOME AGAIN.

IT ALL HAS TO BE EATEN.
- Violet: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!

* OLD MacDONALD HAD A FARM
EE-I-EE-I-OH *

- * AND ON THAT FARM
THERE WAS A- * - * DUCK! *

* EE-I-EE-I-OH *

* WITH A QUACK-QUACK HERE
AND A QUACK-QUACK THERE- *

OOH LOOK!
MRS. BOUQUET, FIRE!

OH, RICHARD,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOUR BARBECUE'S
OUT OF CONTROL.

DADDY!
WHAT A MIRACLE!

JUST WHEN WE NEED HIM,

DADDY APPEARS
WITH A BUCKET OF WATER.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!
I REALLY HAVE!

DULL OLD THING YOU ARE-
GO AWAY!

OH DEAR, WHAT A PITY
BRUCE CAN'T STAY.

YOU WILL JOIN US,
VIOLET DEAR?

I THOUGHT WE MIGHT
TAKE HOME A CHINESE.