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- SHE IS DIFFERENT THAN
YOUR USUAL TYPE, JAY.
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SHE'S SANE.
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- I'M NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT
SICK OF HER.
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- MY LOVE LIFE
IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE
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ONE OF THOSE TIME-LAPSE FILMS
OF A ROTTING DEER CARCASS.
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- WHEN I STARTED DATING ERIC,
I HAD TO OVERLOOK HIS BAND.
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- BLACK SCIENTIST
WAS BANGING.
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- * YOU GOT ME WISHIN' *
- NOT SO MUCH.
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[both panting]
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- WOW, GOOD STUFF.
EXCELLENT STUFF.
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- GO AHEAD, CALL YOUR PEOPLE.
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TELL THEM OF MY DEEDS.
- TOO TIRED.
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I WILL WRITE A REALLY DETAILED
EMAIL LATER THOUGH.
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- SO WHATCHA UP TO THIS WEEK?
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- THE USUAL.
WORKING, COMPLAINING ABOUT WORK,
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DRINKING TO FORGET
ABOUT WORK,
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ALL HOPEFULLY CAPPED
BY NAUGHTY THINGS WITH YOU.
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WHY, YOU GOT
SOMETHING PLANNED FOR US?
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- NO, I WANTED TO
GIVE YOU A HEADS-UP.
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I MIGHT BE KIND OF BUSY
THE NEXT FEW DAYS.
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IT'S JUST
MY EX IS IN TOWN.
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- OH, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
YOU HAD AN EX.
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- YEAH, ALSO BRACES
AND AN EATING DISORDER
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FOR SIX MONTHS WHERE
I ONLY ATE FROZEN YOGURT
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AND BAKED POTATOES,
BUT THAT'S IT FOR MY DARK PAST.
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ANYWAY, ALEX
IS MOVING HERE
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AND ASKED FOR HELP
FINDING A PLACE.
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- MOVING HERE?
AS IN PERMANENTLY?
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- YEAH, I WANTED TO TELL YOU
SO YOU'D KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING.
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WE'RE JUST GOOD FRIENDS,
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THERE'S NO REASON
TO BE JEALOUS OR ANYTHING.
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- DON'T WORRY,
I NEVER GET JEALOUS.
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THAT IS NOT
ONE OF MY ISSUES.
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I CAN BE NEUROTIC.
PLANES MAKE ME CLAUSTROPHOBIC.
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ONCE I SWALLOWED
A QUARTER ON A DARE,
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AND I'M PRETTY SURE
IT'S STILL IN THERE.
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BUT JEALOUS?
NO, NEVER JEALOUS.
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- GOOD, I'M GLAD.
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AND ALSO
A LITTLE CREEPED OUT,
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BECAUSE I FOUND
TWO DIMES AND A NICKEL
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IN THE TOILET YESTERDAY.
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- IF I DRINK ALL THREE OF THESE,
WILL MY HEART EXPLODE?
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- PROBABLY.
- EH, I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.
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I HAVE TO STAY UP TO PREPARE
FOR A PRESENTATION FOR WORK.
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I'M TRYING TO MAKE MY MOVE.
I'VE BEEN THERE ALMOST A YEAR.
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- ANYTHING
I CAN DO TO HELP?
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- NO, JUST WHEN YOU'RE SAYING
YOUR PRAYERS TONIGHT,
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IN ADDITION TO THE ONE
ABOUT MEETING TOPANGA
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FROM BOY MEETS WORLD,
THROW ONE IN FOR ME.
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- PERHAPS YOU COULD ALSO
ASK YOUR ANGRY WHITE GOD
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TO HELP ME.
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I HAVE A NEW GIRL
IN MY SIGHTS.
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ANY SPELLS OR INCANTATIONS
HE MIGHT CAST
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WOULD BE
GREATLY APPRECIATED.
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- I'LL PUT IN A GOOD WORD
FOR YOU, BOBBY.
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SO...WEIRD THING
HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT.
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NESS TOLD ME HER EX
IS MOVING HERE
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BUT THAT I SHOULDN'T
BE JEALOUS, WHICH MADE ME
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START TO FEEL JEALOUS.
- WHY?
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- I MEAN, WHAT IF
SHE'S STILL INTO HIM
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OR IF HE'S, YOU KNOW,
BIGGER THAN ME?
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- WELL, HE'S DEFINITELY
GONNA BE BIGGER THAN YOU.
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YOU'RE HALF THE SIZE
OF DAKOTA FANNING.
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BUT IF YOU'RE WORRIED
ABOUT IT, WHY NOT JUST DO
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AN "IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD"?
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LIKE, AN UNPLANNED SWING-BY.
THAT WAY, YOU CAN SEE
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IF ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS
IS HAPPENING.
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- AND, JUST IN CASE HER MAN
FRIEND IS THERE, YOU BRING THIS.
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EFFECTIVE,
BUT VERY HARD TO CLEAN.
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- SO TO WRAP THINGS UP,
I PROPOSE WE TAKE OUR PRODUCTS
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OFF BORING
WHITE BACKGROUNDS
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AND SHOW THEM
ON REGULAR COOL GIRLS.
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IT WORKS FOR STREET
STYLE BLOGS,
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AND I REALLY THINK
IT COULD WORK FOR US.
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- TINA,
SUCH A CUTE PRESENTATION.
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TRULY A NEAT LITTLE IDEA.
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THAT'S IT.
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- OH.
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OKAY, I'LL JUST...
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- ALL RIGHT,
WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME.
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72-HOUR STUDY LOCKDOWN
IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.
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YOU, CONSTITUTIONAL LAW PAPER.
ME, TUMORS AND GROWTHS EXAM.
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OKAY, HIGHLIGHTERS?
- CHECK.
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[intercom buzzes]
- GUM?
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- ON THE WAY
WITH THE FOOD DELIVERY.
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- ADULT DIAPER?
- FOR YOU.
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I'M USING THE BATHROOM
LIKE A BIG GIRL.
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- WHATEVER.
BOTTOM LINE: NO BREAKS.
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- BREAKS ARE FOR BITCHES.
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[doorbell rings]
- PERFECT TIMING.
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OKAY, COCKPIT DOOR WILL LOCK
AS SOON AS FOOD IS DEPOSITED.
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HI, BOBBY.
HOW MUCH?
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- $35.
HI, STACEY.
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SO THIS IS YOUR HOME?
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SEEMS A LITTLE SMALL
TO MAKE BABIES IN.
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- [polite laugh]
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UM, WE'RE ABOUT
TO HARDCORE STUDY HERE,
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SO...
- YOUNG LOVE.
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I ALSO
HAVE A LOVE INTEREST.
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- YEAH, WE CALL IT
"LOCKDOWN MODE" BECAUSE--
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- SHE'S ACTING LIKE BOBBY
DOESN'T GIVE HER THE FEVER,
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BUT SOON I'LL INFECT HER
WITH ROMANCE.
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- WELL,
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
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- BUT NEXT TIME
SHE COMES INTO THE STORE,
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I'LL TELL HER
HOW I REALLY FEEL
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AND, UH, SHE'LL BE ALL
CAUGHT UP IN MY LOVE TORNADO.
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- GREAT, UH, GO FOR IT.
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KIND OF IN A RUSH.
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- BYE, STACEY.
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OH! BY THE WAY--
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[door lock clicks]
- LOCKDOWN IS ON.
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[light knocking]
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- SO, TINA,
TERRIFIC WORK TODAY
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FOR SOMEONE YOUR AGE.
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GOOD NEWS.
WE'RE GOING TO DO A TEST SHOOT.
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IF WE LIKE WHAT WE SEE,
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WE'LL LAUNCH
A SITE-WIDE ROLLOUT.
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- SERIOUSLY?
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THAT'S AWESOME!
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- BUT I NEED
TO SEE IT ASAP,
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OTHERWISE
WE MISS OUR CHANCE.
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THIS IS PAUL WARNER.
HE JUST MOVED HERE FROM L.A.
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HE'S SHOT FOR VOGUE
AND BAZAAR.
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I'M HANDING HIM THE REINS
SO HE CAN CONVERT
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YOUR LITTLE IDEA
INTO SOMETHING BIG.
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SO EXCITING FOR YOU.
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WE'LL LET YOU KNOW
HOW IT COMES OUT.
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- HI.
REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU.
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- WAIT, SO AM I
EVEN A PART OF THIS?
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- UH, I GUESS IF PAUL WANTS
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YOU CAN JUST ASSIST HIM,
GET HIM COFFEE, TEA...
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- I DON'T USUALLY
NEED AN ASSISTANT,
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BUT COME HANG OUT.
WATCH.
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- YEAH, I'D LOVE TO JUST
HANG OUT AND WATCH MY IDEA.
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- PLEASURE
WAS ALL MINE, REALLY.
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OKAY, HAVE A GREAT DAY.
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[intercom dialing]
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- HELLO?
- HEY, IT'S JASON!
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UM, I WAS JUST
DOING ERRANDS AND KIND OF
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ENDED UP
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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- REALLY? NO ONE EVER
ENDS UP IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
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UNLESS THEY'VE
BEEN KIDNAPPED.
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COME ON UP!
ALEX IS HERE.
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- OH. OKAY.
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- HEY, THIS IS GREAT.
YOU GUYS GET TO MEET.
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- YAY.
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- ALEX, JASON.
JASON, THIS IS ALEX.
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- HI.
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[crash]
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- HEY.
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UH, HI.
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- UH...
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IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
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UM, NESS HAS TOLD ME
ALMOST NOTHING ABOUT YOU.
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- YOU'RE A LITTLE SURPRISED
I USED TO DATE A GIRL,
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AREN'T YOU?
- OH, NO, NOT AT ALL.
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I DATE GIRLS.
WHY SHOULDN'T YOU?
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- CLASSIC NESS.
SO GOOD AT COOKING STIR FRY,
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BUT TERRIBLE AT DETAILS.
- SHUT UP!
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- AND I SO NOTICE THAT YOU'RE
BUYING THE ONE-PLY TOILET PAPER.
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- I TOLD YOU,
YOU JUST FOLD IT OVER--
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- FOLD IT OVER,
IT WILL MAKE TWO.
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I KNOW, BUT IT DOESN'T WORK.
[laughter]
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- SO, HOW LONG
DID YOU GUYS DATE FOR?
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I MEAN, CLEARLY YOU REACHED
THE TOILET PAPER MILESTONE.
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- AND THEN MAYA BRINGS IN
THIS FANCY L.A. PHOTOGRAPHER.
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YOU KNOW, THE KIND
WHO WEARS WHITE JEANS?
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AND HE TOTALLY TAKES OVER,
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EVEN THOUGH
IT'S COMPLETELY MY IDEA.
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LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
PUNCH A WALL OR ANYTHING,
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BUT AT LEAST
SAY "THAT SUCKS."
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- SORRY, THAT DOES SUCK,
IT'S JUST...
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I DID AN
"IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD" TODAY.
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- SO IS HE
A RYAN GOSLING RED ALERT
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OR A CARSON DALY WHO CARES?
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- MORE LIKE
A KATY PERRY SURPRISE.
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ALEX IS A GIRL.
- WHOA.
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I DID NOT PICTURE NESS
AS A BI-NOSAUR.
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I GOTTA SAY, MY FIRST REACTION
IS WHY'D SHE PICK YOU OVER ME?
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I MET HER FIRST,
AND I'M FRICKIN' ADORABLE.
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- I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETHING FELT REALLY WEIRD.
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PLUS, I DON'T THINK
ALEX LIKES ME.
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- I THOUGHT YOU'D BE POPULAR
WITH THE LESBIANS.
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YOU'RE LIKE THIS PRETTY LITTLE
HALF-STEP BETWEEN MAN AND WOMAN.
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- THANKS. YOU ALWAYS KNOW
JUST WHAT TO SAY.
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- [laughs]
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- THANK YOU, ANJA.
WONDERFUL WORK.
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- YES, THANK YOU.
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WHAT IS THE CHECK FOR,
LOOKING LIKE A GIANT DOMINATRIX?
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- NO, BUT THAT'S
A HILARIOUS WAY OF ASKING.
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SHE'S IN MY TOP THREE.
I THINK SHE HAS AN INTENSE LOOK.
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- YEAH, IT'S CALLED "I'M ABOUT
TO PUT YOU OVER MY KNEE
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AND SPANK YOU
WITH A HAIRBRUSH."
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I THINK THAT WE SHOULD BE
GOING FOR SOMEBODY
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WITH A MORE NORMAL LOOK.
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YOU KNOW, THERE'S A BARTENDER
IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
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THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.
- TINA! TINA!
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WOMEN WANT TO SEE
ASPIRATIONAL IMAGES,
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NOT THE GIRL WHO MIXES
THEIR JACK AND GINGERS.
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- WHAT ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO ASPIRE TO?
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WORKING IN
A SLAVIC SEX DUNGEON?
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- I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER DOUBTED
NEEDING AN ASSISTANT.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW
I EVER GOT BY WITHOUT
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AN ENDLESS TORRENT
OF SNARKY REMARKS.
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BRING IN THE NEXT GIRL.
- YOU BRING IN THE NEXT GIRL.
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- NEXT.
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- HEY, LADY.
HOW'S THE HOUSE HUNT?
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- OH, IT'S GREAT.
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I FOUND A SUPER-CHEAP
THREE-BEDROOM
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IN FANTASY VILLAGE.
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IN BROOKLYN, NOTHING.
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BUT...LOOK AT
WHAT I DID FIND.
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- OH, MY GOD.
I'M GONNA GET THE CURVY KNIFE.
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- I LOVE GRAPEFRUIT.
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IT'S TART BUT REFRESHING.
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MY PARENTS LOVE TO
SWEETEN IT WITH SPLENDA.
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- I ONLY GOT ENOUGH
FOR THE TWO OF US.
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- OH. OKAY.
219
00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:06,473
- [excited tittering]
220
00:08:06,467 --> 00:08:08,167
- THANK YOU.
221
00:08:08,167 --> 00:08:11,067
NESSY, IT IS SO HOT HERE
IN THE SUMMER.
222
00:08:11,067 --> 00:08:12,927
- I KNOW.
- [sighs]
223
00:08:12,933 --> 00:08:14,503
- LUCKILY,
YOU'RE WEARING LAYERS.
224
00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:16,730
- OHH.
225
00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,597
OH, MY GOD.
NESSY, YOU'VE GOT TO GET THIS
226
00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:23,430
IN YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW.
- [laughs]
227
00:08:23,433 --> 00:08:25,073
OH, MY GOD.
- MM-HMM.
228
00:08:25,067 --> 00:08:28,127
- PERFECT. YUM!
- MMM.
229
00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:32,103
- SO YOU GUYS
LIKE GRAPEFRUIT, HUH?
230
00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:35,230
- NESS, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR LETTING ME CRASH HERE.
231
00:08:35,233 --> 00:08:36,403
- OF COURSE.
232
00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:39,830
- UM, NESS, COULD I
TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC?
233
00:08:39,833 --> 00:08:42,773
- YEAH.
234
00:08:47,567 --> 00:08:50,897
- SHE'S STAYING HERE?
- YEAH, JUST FOR, LIKE, A WEEK.
235
00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:52,770
- DON'T YOU THINK
THAT'S A LITTLE WEIRD?
236
00:08:52,767 --> 00:08:54,067
- WHY WOULD THAT BE WEIRD?
237
00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:57,397
- UM, BECAUSE YOU GUYS
USED TO DATE AND...
238
00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,330
DO STUFF TO EACH OTHER?
239
00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:03,633
- YEAH, BUT NOW
I "DO STUFF" WITH YOU, RIGHT?
240
00:09:03,633 --> 00:09:06,073
- YES.
YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT.
241
00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:07,827
- MM-HMM.
- SORRY.
242
00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:09,333
- COME ON.
I WANT MORE GRAPEFRUIT.
243
00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:10,803
- OKAY.
244
00:09:12,067 --> 00:09:14,097
- CAN WE TURN
THE WI-FI ON?
245
00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:15,730
I THINK MAYBE
MY BRAIN WORKS BETTER--
246
00:09:15,733 --> 00:09:17,703
- NO!
INTERNET EQUALS BREAK.
247
00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:18,800
DON'T BE WEAK.
248
00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:19,800
[doorbell rings]
249
00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,800
DAMN IT.
WHO THE HELL IS IT?
250
00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:24,530
JEEZ.
251
00:09:24,533 --> 00:09:26,073
- $23.
252
00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:27,567
- WE DIDN'T ORDER DELIVERY.
- THE GIRL DID.
253
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,167
HELLO, PERKY.
- HI.
254
00:09:29,167 --> 00:09:31,727
COME ON, IT'S NOT BREAKING
LOCKDOWN IF IT'S ESSENTIALS.
255
00:09:31,733 --> 00:09:32,933
BOBBY, COME IN.
256
00:09:32,933 --> 00:09:35,073
HAVE A SEAT.
- SERIOUSLY?
257
00:09:35,067 --> 00:09:37,367
- TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED
WITH YOUR CUSTOMER CRUSH.
258
00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:38,467
- NO, IT DIDN'T GO WELL.
259
00:09:38,467 --> 00:09:40,467
OKAY, SHE'S BROWSING
JUICE, RIGHT?
260
00:09:40,467 --> 00:09:42,427
SO I LOCK ALL THE DOORS,
PULL DOWN THE METAL GATE,
261
00:09:42,433 --> 00:09:44,303
AND I TELL HER, "WE'RE FINALLY
ALONE, WE CAN TALK."
262
00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:45,900
- YOU LOCKED HER
IN A DELI DUNGEON?
263
00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:48,130
- WELL, I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW,
"GO BIG OR GO HOME."
264
00:09:48,133 --> 00:09:50,673
SHE WENT HOME.
NOW I LOST MY CHANCE AT LOVE
265
00:09:50,667 --> 00:09:52,527
AND MY ONLY CUSTOMER
WHO STILL BUYS WHOLE MILK.
266
00:09:52,533 --> 00:09:54,433
- LOOK,
THE NEXT TIME SHE COMES IN,
267
00:09:54,433 --> 00:09:56,203
APOLOGIZE FOR THE LOCK-IN.
268
00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,070
TELL HER
YOU GOT CARRIED AWAY.
269
00:09:58,067 --> 00:10:00,267
- HEY,
WHO'S WATCHING THE STORE?
270
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,727
COME ON, MAN!
271
00:10:01,733 --> 00:10:05,433
- OHH, I LOVE THIS.
272
00:10:05,433 --> 00:10:06,833
WE SHOOT HERE AT NIGHT,
THE LIGHT WILL
273
00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:08,703
ILLUMINATE THE SHAPES
IN A REALLY DRAMATIC WAY.
274
00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:10,930
- IF WE SHOOT HERE AT NIGHT,
THE MUGGERS WILL MUG US
275
00:10:10,933 --> 00:10:13,203
IN A REALLY DRAMATIC WAY.
- OH, IT'LL BE FINE.
276
00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,070
- WE ONLY HAVE
ONE SHOT AT THIS,
277
00:10:15,067 --> 00:10:16,567
AND THIS AREA
GETS REALLY SKETCHY.
278
00:10:16,567 --> 00:10:19,467
TRUST ME, PAUL, YOU'VE BEEN IN
NEW YORK HOW LONG--FIVE MINUTES?
279
00:10:19,467 --> 00:10:21,297
- AND YOU'VE BEEN OUT OF
COLLEGE HOW LONG--A YEAR?
280
00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:23,270
STILL GET A LITTLE SAD
WHEN THE SUMMER ENDS?
281
00:10:23,267 --> 00:10:24,367
GIVE ME
THE WIDE-ANGLE, PLEASE?
282
00:10:24,367 --> 00:10:26,367
- OH, I'M SORRY.
DID I INSULT YOU, ELDER?
283
00:10:26,367 --> 00:10:27,827
CAN YOU TELL ME
ABOUT THE OLDEN DAYS
284
00:10:27,833 --> 00:10:31,633
WHEN THE EARTH WAS FLAT
AND DRAGONS RULED THE AIR?
285
00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:35,803
- I SARCASTICALLY ACCEPT
YOUR SARCASTIC APOLOGY.
286
00:10:41,733 --> 00:10:43,333
- OKAY, YEAH,
LET'S DO THIS.
287
00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:45,473
- YEAH, UH,
JUST ONE SECOND.
288
00:10:45,467 --> 00:10:49,067
COME ON.
COME ON, BUDDY.
289
00:10:49,067 --> 00:10:51,167
- IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
290
00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:53,997
- I'M--I'M HAVING TECHNICAL
DIFFICULTIES DOWN THERE.
291
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,470
OH, BOY, THIS HAS
NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
292
00:10:56,467 --> 00:10:59,727
I KNOW THAT'S A CLICHE,
BUT I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN IT.
293
00:10:59,733 --> 00:11:01,233
USUALLY YOU CAN
BOUNCE A QUARTER OFF OF IT.
294
00:11:01,233 --> 00:11:04,173
- [laughs]
295
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,900
OKAY, DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO ANYTHING?
296
00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:11,600
DO YOU WANT ME
TO MAKE PIG NOISES, OR...
297
00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,530
JUST TRYING
TO CUT THE TENSION.
298
00:11:13,533 --> 00:11:16,473
- YEAH.
- OKAY.
299
00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:18,970
- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.
300
00:11:18,967 --> 00:11:20,597
I MEAN, I'M JUST
MASHING IT AROUND DOWN THERE.
301
00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,270
MAYBE YOU TRY
THE PIG NOISES?
302
00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:25,197
- IT'S OKAY, JAY.
I DON'T CARE.
303
00:11:28,167 --> 00:11:29,827
- DO YOU NOT CARE BECAUSE
THIS MIGHT BE EVEN BETTER
304
00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:31,773
FOR YOU IF A PENIS
WASN'T INVOLVED AT ALL?
305
00:11:31,767 --> 00:11:33,967
- OKAY,
NOW YOU'RE BEING CRAZY.
306
00:11:33,967 --> 00:11:35,167
- SORRY.
SORRY, THAT WAS DUMB.
307
00:11:35,167 --> 00:11:37,927
OH, I'M GOING TO GET
A GLASS OF WATER,
308
00:11:37,933 --> 00:11:40,873
GIVE MYSELF A STERN TALKING TO,
AND THEN I'M GONNA COME BACK
309
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:44,497
AND TEACH YOU A LESSON,
YOUNG LADY, OKAY?
310
00:11:47,433 --> 00:11:49,903
- HEY.
311
00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:53,070
PRETTY QUIET
IN THERE, HUH?
312
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,570
- AYE-YI-YI.
- SHH.
313
00:12:05,567 --> 00:12:07,567
I'M FINALLY FOCUSED.
- I CAN'T SIGH?
314
00:12:07,567 --> 00:12:09,367
[phone vibrates]
315
00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:11,727
I THOUGHT PHONES WERE OFF.
DO NOT ANSWER.
316
00:12:11,733 --> 00:12:14,333
- WHY NOT?
YOU HAD A BOBBY BREAK.
317
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,233
HELLO?
- HEY, IS IT NORMAL
318
00:12:16,233 --> 00:12:18,073
FOR A YOUNG MAN'S PENIS
TO MALFUNCTION?
319
00:12:18,067 --> 00:12:20,227
- POPPA?
- BE SERIOUS, ER.
320
00:12:20,233 --> 00:12:21,503
IT WAS LIKE A GUMMY WORM.
321
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,170
I NEED IT TO BE MORE LIKE
A FROZEN CANDY BAR.
322
00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:24,397
- HAVE YOU BEEN UNDER STRESS?
323
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,370
- WELL, I THINK
MY GIRLFRIEND'S EX-GIRLFRIEND
324
00:12:26,367 --> 00:12:28,627
IS A HYPERSEXUAL PSYCHOTIC
WHO'S TRYING TO STEAL HER BACK.
325
00:12:28,633 --> 00:12:30,073
DOES THAT COUNT?
- DEFINITELY.
326
00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:31,467
ALTHOUGH I'M PRETTY SURE
LITTLE ERIC COULD STILL
327
00:12:31,467 --> 00:12:33,067
BRING THE THUNDER
UNDER THOSE CONDITIONS.
328
00:12:33,067 --> 00:12:36,067
LOOK, JUST ASK HER
WHAT'S GOING ON.
329
00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:38,227
HELLO?
330
00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:39,473
- HEY, YOU.
331
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:42,567
TOP OF THE MORNING.
- HEY.
332
00:12:42,567 --> 00:12:44,767
SO, ARE YOU OKAY?
333
00:12:44,767 --> 00:12:46,597
YOU'RE NOT UPSET
ABOUT LAST NIGHT, ARE YOU?
334
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,570
- NO.
I MEAN, YES, I'LL PROBABLY
335
00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:51,327
BE ON WEBMD ALL DAY.
336
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:53,933
LISTEN, I KNOW YOU SAID
THERE'S NOTHING WEIRD
337
00:12:53,933 --> 00:12:57,233
ABOUT ALEX STAYING HERE,
BUT IS IT JUST ME OR IS SHE,
338
00:12:57,233 --> 00:12:59,333
LIKE, REALLY TOUCHY-FEELY
WITH YOU?
339
00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:01,533
- THAT'S JUST ALEX
BEING ALEX.
340
00:13:01,533 --> 00:13:03,603
SHE CAN BE INSECURE.
- OH.
341
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,500
IT'S JUST HER INSECURITY
SEEMS A LOT LIKE
342
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,630
OTHER PEOPLE'S FOREPLAY.
- YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HER,
343
00:13:07,633 --> 00:13:09,873
SO YOU'RE PROBABLY
MISINTERPRETING SOME STUFF.
344
00:13:09,867 --> 00:13:11,897
- YEAH, MAYBE I AM
BEING A LITTLE PARANOID.
345
00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:13,130
I SHOULD
GET TO KNOW HER BETTER.
346
00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:14,733
HEY, WHY DON'T WE ALL
GO OUT OR SOMETHING?
347
00:13:14,733 --> 00:13:16,073
- YEAH, SURE.
348
00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:17,667
- COOL.
- COOL.
349
00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:19,667
- I FEEL A LOT BETTER.
- YEAH?
350
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:20,867
- NO.
- [laughs]
351
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,597
- ANJA, THAT'S PERFECT.
[shutter clicking]
352
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,530
YES.
353
00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:25,603
BEAUTIFUL.
354
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,430
- I'M THIRSTY.
I NEED RED BULL.
355
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:31,373
- TINA?
356
00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:39,467
- GO.
357
00:13:41,433 --> 00:13:44,973
- ALL RIGHT, ANJA,
GIVE ME SOME FIERCE SHAPES NOW.
358
00:13:44,967 --> 00:13:46,197
DRAMA.
359
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,970
- MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY
SOME PICTURES OF HER
360
00:13:47,967 --> 00:13:49,327
LOOKING LESS LIKE
A GLITTERY MARTIAN
361
00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:50,573
AND MORE LIKE
A HUMAN BEING?
362
00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:52,427
- TINA,
WHAT'S UNIQUE ABOUT ANJA
363
00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:53,833
IS HER LENGTH.
[liquid splashing]
364
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,103
AND HER ANGULARITY
JUXTAPOSES WITH THIS WALL...
365
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:58,670
- OH, NO,
THIS IS TOO DISGUSTING.
366
00:13:58,667 --> 00:13:59,867
[urine splashing]
367
00:13:59,867 --> 00:14:01,097
- OH, JUST...
368
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,600
LOOK AWAY.
LET HIM DO HIS THING.
369
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:08,200
- YOU WERE RIGHT, PAUL.
THIS WAS A LOVELY SPOT.
370
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,930
[urine splashing]
371
00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:15,167
- HEY, ALEX, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- HEY!
372
00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:16,797
YEAH, YOU READY
TO GET YOUR POOL ON?
373
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,300
- I MEAN, I'M NOT, LIKE,
A DUDE WHO BRINGS
374
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:19,770
HIS OWN CUE OR ANYTHING,
BUT I LIKE TO PLAY.
375
00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:23,697
- HI!
- MMM.
376
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,070
- WE SHOULD PUT OUR NAME
ON THE BOARD.
377
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,667
- OKAY.
378
00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:33,567
- OH.
[laughs]
379
00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:39,333
- OKAY, ANJA, I THINK
WE ARE FINALLY GOOD TO GO.
380
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:40,933
LET'S TRY
THAT WARRIOR POSE AGAIN.
381
00:14:40,933 --> 00:14:42,633
AND THIS TIME,
REALLY FEATURE THE BAG.
382
00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:44,173
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BAG.
383
00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:46,627
[urine splashing]
- UGH! I CAN SMELL IT!
384
00:14:46,633 --> 00:14:49,433
URINE MOLECULES
ENTERING MY BODY.
385
00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:51,633
- OKAY.
EXCUSE ME, SIRS.
386
00:14:51,633 --> 00:14:54,473
COULD YOU, UH,
PLEASE NOT URINATE HERE?
387
00:14:54,467 --> 00:14:55,967
BUT THIS IS
OUR BATHROOM SPOT.
388
00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:58,967
- WELL, WE'RE TRYING TO DO
A FASHION SHOOT HERE.
389
00:14:58,967 --> 00:15:01,067
- GO AHEAD.
390
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,497
- HEY,
YOU DONE WITH THAT CAN?
391
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,470
- EEW!
- GUYS, OKAY.
392
00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:05,667
COME ON, PLEASE?
- DON'T TOUCH ME!
393
00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:06,727
- PLEASE, JUST GO.
- KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ME!
394
00:15:06,733 --> 00:15:09,173
[overlapping argument]
395
00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:10,897
- KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF.
- I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE.
396
00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:14,070
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
- HEY! HEY!
397
00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:15,297
I DIALED 911.
398
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:16,900
NOW, I CAN EITHER HIT SEND
AND GET THE COPS HERE,
399
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:18,900
OR, YOU CAN TAKE THIS COOLER
FULL OF SUGAR-FREE RED BULL
400
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:21,770
AND BABY CARROTS, MOVE ON,
AND LET US SHOOT IN YOUR TOILET.
401
00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:25,127
YOUR CHOICE.
402
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,933
- HAVE A NICE NIGHT.
403
00:15:27,933 --> 00:15:31,603
[cooler scraping along street]
404
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,330
- WHOA,
THAT WAS DIFFERENT.
405
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,233
SO NOW WE CAN
GET BACK TO WORK, OKAY?
406
00:15:36,233 --> 00:15:37,603
- NO, NOT OKAY.
407
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:41,430
I MAKE PROMISE TO MYSELF
IN 2008: NO MORE PEE SHOOTS.
408
00:15:41,433 --> 00:15:43,133
- ANJA.
409
00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:44,933
ANJA! WAIT!
410
00:15:44,933 --> 00:15:47,373
HEY, WAIT! A--
[car door shuts]
411
00:15:47,367 --> 00:15:50,067
[engine turns over]
412
00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:51,567
GREAT.
413
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:52,567
[car pulls away]
414
00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:56,067
SO NOW WE SHOULD, UM...
415
00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:57,567
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
416
00:15:57,567 --> 00:16:01,427
WE'RE SCREWED.
417
00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:04,603
- MAYBE THIS ISN'T SO BAD.
- HOW'S THAT?
418
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:07,070
- WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE HIRED
THAT ANGRY GIRAFFE, OKAY?
419
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,297
I SAID FROM THE START
WE SHOULD BE USING NORMAL GIRLS
420
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:11,430
FOR THIS CAMPAIGN, SO...
421
00:16:11,433 --> 00:16:15,333
COME ON, LET'S GO FIND
A NORMAL GIRL.
422
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:16,503
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME
423
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:19,200
LIKE I'M A SWEET LITTLE
PIECE OF CHICKEN?
424
00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:22,597
OH, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
425
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,730
- THIS COULD WORK.
- NO, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
426
00:16:25,733 --> 00:16:27,603
- UH, TINA,
NORMAL WAS YOUR IDEA.
427
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:31,170
AND RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE
THE NORMAL-EST GIRL AROUND.
428
00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:33,697
COME ON.
429
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:34,930
- [groans]
430
00:16:34,933 --> 00:16:36,633
- LET'S JUST BE CLEAR,
THIS IS YOUR BREAK.
431
00:16:36,633 --> 00:16:38,073
YOU WANT TO CHECK ON BOBBY.
432
00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:40,867
- NO, YOU WANT MORE CHOCOLATE.
THIS IS A JOINT BREAK.
433
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,297
- FINE, THEN IT'S
KIND OF 60-40.
434
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,300
- HELLO!
YOU SMELL, MY FRIENDS.
435
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:45,870
- HI, BOBBY.
WE JUST WANTED TO SEE
436
00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:47,427
HOW IT WENT
WITH YOUR LADY CUSTOMER.
437
00:16:47,433 --> 00:16:50,373
- OH, TERRIBLE.
SHE'S A MEAN, AWFUL WITCH.
438
00:16:50,367 --> 00:16:52,067
SHE SAYS SHE'LL NEVER SHOP HERE
IN THE STORE AGAIN.
439
00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:54,067
- OH, I'M SORRY.
I KNOW YOU REALLY LIKED HER.
440
00:16:54,067 --> 00:16:55,367
- SHH SHH SHH.
IT'S OKAY.
441
00:16:55,367 --> 00:16:57,427
I STILL HAVE
MY NUMBER-ONE GIRL.
442
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,633
DEBORAH!
443
00:16:58,633 --> 00:17:01,803
THIS IS DEBORAH.
SHE DELIVERS COCONUT WATER.
444
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,730
THIS WEEKEND, WE'RE DRIVING
TO THE JERSEY SHORE TO HAVE SEX.
445
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:05,733
IN A MARRIOTT.
446
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,303
YOU WANT SOMETHING?
447
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:10,170
BECAUSE I THINK I WANT TO CLOSE
THE STORE DOWN FOR A WHILE.
448
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:15,627
WHEN THE GATE GOES DOWN,
BOBBY GOES TO TOWN.
449
00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:19,233
- SUDDENLY, LOOKING AT COLON
POLYPS DOESN'T SEEM SO TERRIBLE.
450
00:17:19,233 --> 00:17:21,073
- I MISS LOCKDOWN.
451
00:17:21,067 --> 00:17:22,427
- OH, DEBORAH!
452
00:17:24,267 --> 00:17:26,067
- NICE!
[laughs]
453
00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:28,067
YOU GUYS, I'M GONNA GET
MORE DRINKS, YOU WANT ANYTHING?
454
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:30,067
- MM-MMM.
- UM, JUST A BEER...
455
00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:33,127
AND SKILL.
456
00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:38,067
- IT'S YOUR SHOT, CHAMP.
457
00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:45,103
[whispers] I'M GONNA [bleep]
YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
458
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:48,100
[ball clatters, rolls away]
459
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:56,697
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
460
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,070
- WHOA, HEY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
461
00:17:58,067 --> 00:17:59,067
- ASK HER.
SHE JUST TOLD ME
462
00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:00,467
SHE WAS GONNA
HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
463
00:18:00,467 --> 00:18:01,767
- [laughing]
I WAS JUST KIDDING.
464
00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:04,067
- OKAY, I'M SURE
YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
465
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,927
- UM, IF ANYTHING,
I'M UNDER-REACTING.
466
00:18:05,933 --> 00:18:07,333
I SHOULD BE
CHALLENGING HER TO A DUEL.
467
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:09,333
BUT SHE'S A SHE,
PLUS I HAVEN'T BEEN IN A FIGHT
468
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,673
SINCE THE SIXTH GRADE,
SO IT'S COMPLICATED.
469
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:13,297
WHAT IS
GOING ON HERE, NESS?
470
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,630
TELL ME NOTHING'S HAPPENING
BETWEEN YOU TWO.
471
00:18:15,633 --> 00:18:19,473
TELL ME.
472
00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:21,967
YOU DO KNOW
IF YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING
473
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:25,067
THAT MEANS SOMETHING
IS HAPPENING.
474
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:26,367
JUST TO BE CLEAR.
475
00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:31,427
- NO, NOTHING
IS HAPPENING...EXACTLY.
476
00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:34,873
IT'S JUST ALEX AND I
HAVE ALL THIS HISTORY.
477
00:18:34,867 --> 00:18:36,697
IT'S A LITTLE CONFUSING.
478
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:40,170
- OKAY, WELL, NOT FOR ME.
I LIKE YOU.
479
00:18:40,167 --> 00:18:43,097
BUT IF YOU CAN'T TELL ME
YOU LIKE ME MORE THAN HER,
480
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:44,730
I MEAN, IF IT'S
THAT CONFUSING FOR YOU,
481
00:18:44,733 --> 00:18:46,803
THEN I GUESS I SHOULD
JUST DO THE NOBLE THING,
482
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,730
STEP ASIDE, AND GO.
483
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:53,900
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
484
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,930
WELL, THAT WAS A COMPLETELY
EMASCULATING EXPERIENCE,
485
00:18:56,933 --> 00:18:59,333
BUT AT LEAST I KNOW
I'M NOT CRAZY.
486
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,933
SO...BIG WIN FOR ME.
487
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,273
EVENING, LADIES.
488
00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:06,197
- DON'T BEAT
YOURSELF UP, JAY.
489
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,200
IT'S NOT EASY TO PITCH
AGAINST A SWITCH HITTER.
490
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,430
- I'M OKAY.
491
00:19:09,433 --> 00:19:11,133
BACK TO BEING SINGLE
AND GOING TO THE BATHROOM
492
00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:13,273
WITH THE DOOR OPEN
SO I CAN WATCH TV.
493
00:19:13,267 --> 00:19:16,397
- OH, YOU MAKE BEING LONELY
SOUND SO ROMANTIC.
494
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,300
OH, I GOTTA GO.
UH...STAY STRONG.
495
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:23,230
WATCH SOMETHING
ON THE OWN NETWORK.
496
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:32,503
- WELL, I HAVE TO SAY...
497
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,870
I'M IMPRESSED.
498
00:19:33,867 --> 00:19:35,267
DESPITE THE MODEL
EMERGENCY,
499
00:19:35,267 --> 00:19:37,767
YOU WERE REALLY ABLE
TO SALVAGE THIS THING.
500
00:19:37,767 --> 00:19:39,067
SPLENDID WORK, PAUL.
501
00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:40,267
OF COURSE,
WE'RE GOING TO NEED TO
502
00:19:40,267 --> 00:19:42,067
GET SOME BETTER TALENT
GOING FORWARD.
503
00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:45,067
NO OFFENSE, DEAR,
IT'S JUST YOU'RE A TINY BIT...
504
00:19:45,067 --> 00:19:46,727
THICK.
- NONE TAKEN.
505
00:19:46,733 --> 00:19:50,573
- WHILE WE CAN ALL AGREE
TINA IS MORBIDLY OBESE,
506
00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:52,667
YOU REALLY SHOULD BE
THANKING HER, NOT ME.
507
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:53,827
THIS WHOLE THING
WAS HER IDEA.
508
00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:55,373
AND WITHOUT
HER QUICK THINKING LAST NIGHT,
509
00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:58,297
WE WOULDN'T
HAVE ANYTHING.
510
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:00,830
SHE DESERVES TO BE
A HELL OF A LOT MORE
511
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:04,773
THAN JUST AN ASSISTANT.
512
00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:07,667
- HEY!
513
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:08,827
THANKS.
514
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:11,403
THAT WAS, UH,
REALLY NICE.
515
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,100
ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.
516
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:15,730
- ACTUALLY,
I AM PRETTY NICE.
517
00:20:15,733 --> 00:20:16,933
IT'S A CHARACTER FLAW.
518
00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:18,403
- I THOUGHT MAYBE IT WAS
JUST A SIDE EFFECT
519
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,030
FROM ALL THE URINE
THAT WE INHALED, BUT, UH,
520
00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:23,303
GUESS I'LL HAVE TO
GET USED TO IT.
521
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:26,230
- I GUESS SO.
522
00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:29,173
- OKAY.
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