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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,067 --> 00:00:04,427 - I QUIT. - REALLY? 2 00:00:04,433 --> 00:00:06,003 - BRETT AND I ARE SUPER-CASUAL. 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,870 WE FIGHT, AND THEN ONE OF US BREAKS, 4 00:00:07,867 --> 00:00:09,767 AND SUDDENLY WE'RE DRINKING WINE AND EATING FLAN SOMEWHERE. 5 00:00:09,767 --> 00:00:11,367 - I'M HERE TO CLEAN YOUR PLACE, 6 00:00:11,367 --> 00:00:14,727 BUT HAVING SEX AND THEN GETTING MONEY--IT JUST FEELS WRONG. 7 00:00:14,733 --> 00:00:16,803 - YOU'RE FIRED. 8 00:00:20,367 --> 00:00:22,597 - THIS JACKET IS GIVING ME HEAT STROKE. 9 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:23,870 - THEN TAKE IT OFF, BLAINE. 10 00:00:23,867 --> 00:00:25,727 YOU LOOK LIKE THE EVIL PREPPY BOYFRIEND 11 00:00:25,733 --> 00:00:27,603 IN EVERY '80s HIGH SCHOOL MOVIE EVER. 12 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,470 - NO, I DESERVE THIS JACKET. 13 00:00:29,467 --> 00:00:32,227 IT REPRESENTS MY SHAME AND TOTAL UNEMPLOYABILITY. 14 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:33,573 - OH, COME ON, JAY. 15 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,397 IT WAS ONE BAD INTERVIEW. 16 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:36,530 YOU'RE AN IVY LEAGUE GRAD 17 00:00:36,533 --> 00:00:38,673 WITH A GOOD PERSONALITY AND SKINNY ANKLES. 18 00:00:38,667 --> 00:00:40,227 SOMETHING'S BOUND TO COME THROUGH SOON. 19 00:00:40,233 --> 00:00:41,733 - I DON'T KNOW, IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS, 20 00:00:41,733 --> 00:00:43,733 AND THERE'S NOTHING OUT THERE. 21 00:00:43,733 --> 00:00:45,333 I MAY HAVE TO SELL A KIDNEY. 22 00:00:45,333 --> 00:00:46,473 - SELL YOUR HAIR FIRST. 23 00:00:46,467 --> 00:00:48,827 START ON THE OUTSIDE, WORK YOUR WAY IN. 24 00:00:48,833 --> 00:00:50,503 COME ON, LET'S GO TO MY PLACE. 25 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:51,900 I'LL ORDER US A PIZZA AND YOU CAN SPEND 26 00:00:51,900 --> 00:00:54,230 THE WHOLE NIGHT TELLING ME HOW CAPITALISM SUCKS. 27 00:00:54,233 --> 00:00:56,233 YOU LEFT THE TAG ON, FATTY. 28 00:00:56,233 --> 00:00:57,673 - OH, YEAH, I GOTTA RETURN IT. 29 00:00:57,667 --> 00:00:59,167 - I'M TERRIBLE AT RETURNING CLOTHES. 30 00:00:59,167 --> 00:01:01,097 IT'S LIKE...GIVING UP BABIES. 31 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:02,930 ONCE YOU HAVE ONE, THEY'RE KIND OF HARD TO GIVE BACK. 32 00:01:02,933 --> 00:01:05,733 - UM, CHILDREN ARE KIND OF AN "ALL SALES FINAL" SITUATION. 33 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:06,873 - [chuckles] 34 00:01:10,067 --> 00:01:11,067 EVICTED? 35 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:14,200 WHAT THE HELL?! 36 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,530 - DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE NOT BUYING ME PIZZA? 37 00:01:18,133 --> 00:01:19,533 - UGH! 38 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,900 - THANKS FOR LETTING ME CRASH. 39 00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:27,330 ANYWAY, I DIDN'T HAVE THE FULL RENT, 40 00:01:27,333 --> 00:01:29,403 SO I THOUGHT, INSTEAD OF PAYING ONLY PART, 41 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:30,630 I WOULD WAIT UNTIL I HAD ALL OF IT. 42 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:32,173 - AND THIS WAS LAST MONTH? 43 00:01:32,167 --> 00:01:33,227 - YEAH. 44 00:01:33,233 --> 00:01:34,933 AND THE THREE MONTHS BEFORE THAT. 45 00:01:34,933 --> 00:01:37,233 DON'T JUDGE. A GIRL NEED HIGH-WAISTED DENIM. 46 00:01:37,233 --> 00:01:39,773 AND BAGS...AND ESPADRILLES. 47 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,727 UGH, I'M A BAD PERSON. 48 00:01:41,733 --> 00:01:43,273 - YEAH, WELL, WE BOTH KNOW WHERE YOU COULD GET THE MONEY. 49 00:01:43,267 --> 00:01:45,567 - OH, YEAH, SURE, GREAT IDEA. 50 00:01:45,567 --> 00:01:48,267 AND GIVE MY MOTHER YET ANOTHER REASON TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME. 51 00:01:48,267 --> 00:01:50,067 - NO, I'M JUST SAYING YOU HAVE THIS SAFETY NET. 52 00:01:50,067 --> 00:01:51,067 WHY NOT USE IT? - OKAY. 53 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:52,567 WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO JB'S? 54 00:01:52,567 --> 00:01:55,467 - YEAH, NO, I QUIT. I--I CAN'T GO BACK. 55 00:01:58,067 --> 00:02:00,097 WHY DON'T YOU GET STACEY TO HELP YOU? 56 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:02,100 SHE COULD, LIKE, THROW SOME LEGAL JARGON 57 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:04,230 AT YOUR LANDLORD. - OH, THAT COULD TOTALLY WORK. 58 00:02:04,233 --> 00:02:06,533 TURN LOOSE THE PIT BULL. SHE'LL LOVE IT. 59 00:02:06,533 --> 00:02:08,603 - OKAY, GREAT, WHAT ABOUT ME? 60 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:09,630 - WELL, SO FAR YOU'VE ONLY BEEN LOOKING FOR 61 00:02:09,633 --> 00:02:10,833 JOBS YOU REALLY WANT, RIGHT? 62 00:02:10,833 --> 00:02:12,633 SO, MAYBE AIM A LITTLE LOWER? 63 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,733 SWALLOW SOME OF THAT PRIDE? 64 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:16,333 - I LIKE THAT YOU THINK I HAVE PRIDE. 65 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:18,533 LOOK, TOMORROW, I'M JUST GONNA HIT CRAIGSLIST, 66 00:02:18,533 --> 00:02:20,603 AND I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET. 67 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,630 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE A PACT. 68 00:02:22,633 --> 00:02:25,073 ON THE PUFFINS-- NO SAFETY NETS. 69 00:02:26,867 --> 00:02:28,897 - NO SAFETY NETS. 70 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:31,830 - SO I THINK A REASONABLE SOLUTION 71 00:02:31,833 --> 00:02:33,103 WOULD BE A PAYMENT PLAN. 72 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:34,630 THAT WAY, YOU GET YOUR MONEY, 73 00:02:34,633 --> 00:02:36,473 AND MY CLIENT KEEPS HER PLACE 74 00:02:36,467 --> 00:02:38,827 WITHOUT ANYONE INCURRING EXPENSIVE COURT FEES. 75 00:02:38,833 --> 00:02:40,573 - OH, OKAY, WHAT LAW FIRM ARE YOU WITH AGAIN? 76 00:02:40,567 --> 00:02:45,127 - WELL, UH...TECHNICALLY I'M STILL IN LAW SCHOOL, BUT-- 77 00:02:45,133 --> 00:02:47,833 - SO, TECHNICALLY, YOU'RE HER FRIEND. 78 00:02:47,833 --> 00:02:50,173 WHICH CARRIES ABOUT AS MUCH LEGAL WEIGHT AS IF YOU WERE 79 00:02:50,167 --> 00:02:51,697 HER PET LABRADOR. 80 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:54,600 SO WHY DON'T YOU 81 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,670 HOP UP ON MY LAP AND LET ME RUB THAT BELLY? 82 00:02:57,667 --> 00:03:00,897 - WHAT?! THAT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT! 83 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:02,630 - YEAH, PROBABLY, BUT THINK OF IT THIS WAY: 84 00:03:02,633 --> 00:03:06,633 IN A COUPLE OF YEARS, YOU CAN HIRE YOURSELF TO SUE ME. 85 00:03:06,633 --> 00:03:08,703 NOW, UNTIL THEN... 86 00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:10,670 WHY DON'T YOU HOP ON UP TO THE LAP? 87 00:03:10,667 --> 00:03:11,767 - [angry sigh] - COME ON. 88 00:03:11,767 --> 00:03:13,127 THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM. [patting leg] 89 00:03:15,267 --> 00:03:18,697 - YES, I SAW YOUR LISTING FOR A NIGHTCLUB PROMOTER. 90 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:21,430 OH, YEAH, I GO TO TONS OF CLUBS. 91 00:03:21,433 --> 00:03:24,673 WELL, THERE'S HEAVEN AND HEAVEN TWO AND... 92 00:03:24,667 --> 00:03:26,527 HELLO? 93 00:03:26,533 --> 00:03:28,533 HI, I SAW YOUR LISTING FOR A NANNY. 94 00:03:28,533 --> 00:03:31,433 OH, WELL, NO I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY REAL EXPERIENCE WITH KIDS, 95 00:03:31,433 --> 00:03:34,133 BUT I JUST LOVE PLAYING WITH THEM. 96 00:03:34,133 --> 00:03:35,973 I'M NORMAL. 97 00:03:35,967 --> 00:03:36,967 HELLO? 98 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:39,097 YES, WELL, IF ANYTHING OPENS UP 99 00:03:39,100 --> 00:03:41,700 I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU GUYS WITH YOUR... 100 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:43,900 OVERALL BUILDING UPKEEP AND MAINTENANCE. 101 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:46,770 OKAY. YEAH, THANKS ANYWAY. 102 00:03:49,067 --> 00:03:50,067 [imitates gunshot] 103 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:54,103 - [giggles] 104 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:55,570 - OH, SORRY. 105 00:03:55,567 --> 00:03:57,367 SHOULDN'T TAKE MY FINGER GUN OUT IN PUBLIC. 106 00:03:57,367 --> 00:03:58,827 COULD CREATE A PANIC. 107 00:04:01,467 --> 00:04:02,627 - I SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID, 108 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:04,703 "I'M NOT THE DOG. YOU'RE THE DOG! 109 00:04:04,700 --> 00:04:07,330 YOU SIT, STAY. SHUT UP!" 110 00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:08,833 - IT'S OKAY STACE, IT'S OVER. 111 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:10,303 I'LL JUST FIGURE SOMETHING ELSE OUT. 112 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:11,600 - BUT HOW? 113 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,530 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO MY MOM. 114 00:04:13,533 --> 00:04:14,933 YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS, STACE. 115 00:04:14,933 --> 00:04:17,073 I'D RATHER WORK THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM 116 00:04:17,067 --> 00:04:19,967 THAN ASK FOR MONEY AND HAVE HER JUDGE ME. 117 00:04:19,967 --> 00:04:21,767 [sighs] I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, OKAY? 118 00:04:21,767 --> 00:04:23,797 - OKAY, I'M GONNA KEEP WORKING ON THIS. 119 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,200 WE CAN WIN! 120 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:28,070 DON'T STOP BELIEVING! 121 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:30,067 - OKAY, THANKS ANYWAY. 122 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,630 - [French accent] WHY YOU SAD WITH, UH... 123 00:04:35,633 --> 00:04:37,303 HORSE-FACE? 124 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:38,500 - UH, IT'S NOTHING. 125 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:41,070 IT'S JUST, LIKE, IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND A JOB. 126 00:04:41,067 --> 00:04:42,067 ARE YOU FRENCH? 127 00:04:42,067 --> 00:04:43,067 - MAIS OUI. 128 00:04:43,067 --> 00:04:44,097 - OH, COOL, I LOVE WHAT YOU GUYS 129 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:45,700 DO WITH TOAST. - [laughs] 130 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:47,070 - SORRY, THAT WAS KIND OF A LAME JOKE. 131 00:04:47,067 --> 00:04:48,697 I'M JASON. 132 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:50,300 - LUCIE. 133 00:04:53,233 --> 00:04:55,073 BOF, YOU AMERICAN, 134 00:04:55,067 --> 00:04:56,967 YOU ALWAYS WORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING. 135 00:04:56,967 --> 00:04:59,867 YOU NEVER FIND TIME TO ENJOY. 136 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:01,797 - EH, WELL, IT'S A LITTLE HARD TO ENJOY 137 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,700 WHEN YOU'RE LIVING ON COUCH CHANGE AND CEREAL DUST. 138 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:08,700 YOU KNOW, YOU NEED A JOB TO BUY THINGS LIKE FOOD AND...STUFF. 139 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:09,870 - DON'T BE SILLY. 140 00:05:09,867 --> 00:05:11,397 THE UNIVERSE, SHE WILL PROVIDE. 141 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:12,970 - YEAH. 142 00:05:12,967 --> 00:05:14,697 - COME WITH ME, I SHOW YOU. 143 00:05:14,700 --> 00:05:16,200 WE HAVE ADVENTURE, EH? 144 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,070 - OH, YOU KNOW, I'D LOVE TO. 145 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:20,067 BUT I REALLY HAVE TO FIND A JOB. 146 00:05:20,067 --> 00:05:22,297 I GOTTA, LIKE, FOCUS ON CRAIGSLIST. 147 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:25,300 - YOU'D RATHER STAY HERE WITH YOUR FRIEND CRAIG 148 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:27,900 THAN HAVE ADVENTURE WITH LUCIE? 149 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:33,903 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 150 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,830 YES, YEAH. LET'S HAVE AN ADVENTURE. 151 00:05:35,833 --> 00:05:36,773 - [giggles] 152 00:05:43,567 --> 00:05:45,497 - CHECK THAT OUT. - I KNOW IS BEAUTIFUL, YEAH? 153 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:46,830 - YEAH. - IT'S BETTER THAN THE CAFE. 154 00:05:46,833 --> 00:05:50,203 - WOW, CHAMPAGNE CRUISE. THIS LOOKS FUN AND... 155 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:51,470 EXPENSIVE. 156 00:05:53,533 --> 00:05:54,733 - COME ON. 157 00:05:54,733 --> 00:05:57,333 - AH, MICHELLE, JEAN-HENRI, HELLO! 158 00:05:57,333 --> 00:05:59,073 - WAIT, WAIT, WHAT ARE WE DOING? - JUST FOLLOW ME. 159 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,097 - TICKETS? 160 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:01,500 - OH, THEY HAVE OUR PASSES. 161 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:02,430 - OH... 162 00:06:03,733 --> 00:06:05,833 - MERCI. - THANKS. 163 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:06,903 MERCI, DUDE. 164 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:10,130 THAT WAS AMAZING. - SEE? 165 00:06:10,133 --> 00:06:11,073 NOW WE HAVE ADVENTURE. 166 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,170 - YOU'RE SO LATE, BUT I SO COVERED FOR YOU. 167 00:06:18,167 --> 00:06:20,197 WHAT'S UP, HANGOVER? HANGOVER SEX? 168 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,230 - IT'S A LONG STORY. 169 00:06:21,233 --> 00:06:22,473 IS MAYA AROUND? 170 00:06:22,467 --> 00:06:24,167 I NEED TO ASK FOR AN ADVANCE. - NO, DON'T. 171 00:06:24,167 --> 00:06:26,097 REMEMBER WHEN MEREDITH FROM ACCOUNTING ASKED FOR ONE? 172 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:28,970 MAYA WAS ALL, "BUH-BYE." I WOULDN'T DO IT IF I WAS YOU. 173 00:06:28,967 --> 00:06:30,697 BUT IF I WAS YOU, I WOULD TOTALLY 174 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:31,900 WEAR MORE SLEEVELESS STUFF. 175 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:33,130 YOU HAVE GREAT ARMS. 176 00:06:33,133 --> 00:06:35,173 MINE LOOK LIKE BABY THIGHS. 177 00:06:35,167 --> 00:06:37,467 I'M SO STARTING PILATES. 178 00:06:37,467 --> 00:06:40,327 - OKAY, JUST KEEP COVERING FOR ME. 179 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:41,273 THANKS, DYLAN. 180 00:06:44,967 --> 00:06:48,697 - THIS IS BETTER THAN CLIMBING YOUR BORING WORK LADDER, NO? 181 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,500 SEE, YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE THE UNIVERSE WILL TAKE YOU. 182 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:52,170 - YEAH, IT USUALLY TAKES ME TO PLACES 183 00:06:52,167 --> 00:06:53,667 WHERE PEOPLE POINT AT ME AND LAUGH. 184 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:54,897 - [giggles] - THIS IS WAY BETTER. 185 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:55,830 - CHEERS. 186 00:06:58,133 --> 00:06:59,573 I WILL GET MORE BUBBLES. 187 00:06:59,567 --> 00:07:00,567 - OKAY. 188 00:07:02,367 --> 00:07:07,767 [phone vibrates] 189 00:07:07,767 --> 00:07:09,697 - HEY, WHAT'S UP? 190 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:11,700 - HEY, JAY, HOW GOES THE JOB HUNT? 191 00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:14,070 - UM, YEAH, IT'S GOING, YOU KNOW. 192 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:16,667 LOTS OF IRONS IN THE FIRE, BALLS IN THE AIR... 193 00:07:16,667 --> 00:07:18,397 DOGS ON THE LEASH. 194 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,400 SO, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU AND YOUR LANDLORD? 195 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,830 STACEY GET YOU IN? 196 00:07:21,833 --> 00:07:24,233 - NO, THAT FAILED. 197 00:07:24,233 --> 00:07:26,873 ACTUALLY, I COULD MAYBE USE YOUR HELP IN A BIT. 198 00:07:26,867 --> 00:07:30,067 - OH, REALLY? WITH WHAT? 199 00:07:30,067 --> 00:07:32,827 - UH, PLAN "C." 200 00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:34,803 I'M GONNA SELL MY BABIES. 201 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,570 - OY. 202 00:07:36,567 --> 00:07:38,067 - [grunting] 203 00:07:42,667 --> 00:07:59,167 [glass breaks] - AH, CRAP. 204 00:07:59,167 --> 00:08:01,067 - YOU GUYS BUY PRE-OWNED CLOTHES? 205 00:08:01,067 --> 00:08:02,197 - SIZE TWO AND BELOW. 206 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:03,870 NO PRAIRIE DRESSES, NO HAMMER PANTS, 207 00:08:03,867 --> 00:08:05,767 NO CROP TOPS. - OKAY, COOL. 208 00:08:05,767 --> 00:08:07,327 MOST OF THESE I'VE ONLY WORN A COUPLE TIMES. 209 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:09,173 - I CAN SEE WHY. 210 00:08:09,167 --> 00:08:10,967 NO. 211 00:08:10,967 --> 00:08:11,897 DEFINITELY NO. 212 00:08:13,533 --> 00:08:14,473 YES, BARELY. 213 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:16,730 NO. - WHAT? 214 00:08:16,733 --> 00:08:18,133 I FOUGHT A GIRL FOR THIS SWEATER. 215 00:08:18,133 --> 00:08:19,703 I LITERALLY PUNCHED HER IN THE THROAT. 216 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,170 - WASN'T WORTH IT. 217 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:25,070 - HELLO. - BONJOUR, LUCIE. 218 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:29,500 - WOW, THIS PLACE IS REALLY COOL. 219 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:31,270 YOU SPLIT THE RENT WITH ALL THESE GUYS? 220 00:08:31,267 --> 00:08:34,627 - OH, WE, UH, LIVE LIKE FAMILY, BUT WE DO NOT PAY. 221 00:08:34,633 --> 00:08:38,103 WE ARE, HOW YOU SAY, "SQUASHING"? 222 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:39,300 - OH, I THINK YOU MEAN SQUATTING. 223 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:40,530 - YEAH. [phone vibrating] 224 00:08:40,533 --> 00:08:42,103 - SORRY. 225 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:47,900 - SO, NOW WE MAKE LOVE? 226 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:49,300 OKAY FOR YOU? 227 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:51,170 - OH, OKAY. 228 00:08:51,167 --> 00:08:52,227 LOVE IS GOOD. 229 00:08:52,233 --> 00:08:53,433 WHERE? 230 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:54,733 - [speaks French] 231 00:08:54,733 --> 00:08:55,903 - MAGNIFIQUE. 232 00:09:00,633 --> 00:09:01,673 - [speaks French] 233 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:04,067 - [speaks French] 234 00:09:04,067 --> 00:09:06,167 - YOU LIKE HOT BEEF? 235 00:09:06,167 --> 00:09:08,097 - SORRY, I THOUGHT THAT MEANT SOMETHING SEXIER. 236 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:10,603 - OHH! 237 00:09:14,167 --> 00:09:17,797 OH, GOD. - [giggles] 238 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:20,830 - HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU? 239 00:09:20,833 --> 00:09:23,573 - OH, JUST SELLING MY WARDROBE ON THE STREETS OF BROOKLYN. 240 00:09:23,567 --> 00:09:25,067 I'M LIKE A GYPSY HIPSTER. 241 00:09:25,067 --> 00:09:26,127 I'M A GYPSTER. 242 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,803 - WHAT? HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THEM? 243 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,570 - OH, I BROKE INTO MY APARTMENT FROM THE FIRE ESCAPE. 244 00:09:31,567 --> 00:09:32,927 THE ONE STROKE OF LUCK IS THAT 245 00:09:32,933 --> 00:09:34,673 THERE'S NO SAFETY BARS ON THE WINDOWS, SO... 246 00:09:34,667 --> 00:09:36,597 - OKAY, HANG IN THERE, TEEN. 247 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:39,900 - HEY, SWEET BOTTOM. 248 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:40,900 HOW'S IT GOING? 249 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:44,770 I, UH, WAILED ON THE LATS TODAY. 250 00:09:44,767 --> 00:09:46,167 CHECK OUT THE WINGS. 251 00:09:46,167 --> 00:09:48,397 I'M LIKE A FRUIT BAT. [grunts] 252 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:49,500 - NOT NOW. - GET IN THERE. 253 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:50,500 YEAH, GET THAT. - NO. 254 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:51,830 I COULDN'T HELP TINA. 255 00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:53,073 SHE HAD TO BREAK INTO HER APARTMENT 256 00:09:53,067 --> 00:09:54,667 AND EVERYTHING IS A MESS. 257 00:09:54,667 --> 00:09:56,427 - OH, THAT SUCKS. 258 00:09:56,433 --> 00:09:58,333 IS THERE, UH, ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP? 259 00:09:58,333 --> 00:10:01,373 - UM, I'M TRYING TO COME UP WITH A LEGAL ARGUMENT. 260 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:02,867 LET ME BOUNCE IT OFF YOU. 261 00:10:02,867 --> 00:10:04,467 CAN I PLEASE? - SURE... 262 00:10:04,467 --> 00:10:07,967 - OKAY, SO A CITY MARSHALL MUST SERVE THE EVICTION PERSONALLY, 263 00:10:07,967 --> 00:10:09,597 OR NO EVICTION MAY TAKE PLACE. 264 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:13,000 NO EVICTION WAS SERVED, ERGO, THERE CAN BE NO EVICTION. 265 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,070 - ERGO, THAT SOUNDS REALLY CONVINCING. 266 00:10:15,067 --> 00:10:17,667 - COME ON, THIS LANDLORD IS A TOTAL PEE HOLE. 267 00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:19,367 DON'T BE SOFT ON ME. 268 00:10:19,367 --> 00:10:23,897 - AH, MY WHOLE PLAN TODAY WAS TO BE HARD ON YOU. 269 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:26,800 I MEAN THAT IN A TOTALLY LOVING, "LET'S DO IT IN A POSITION 270 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:29,030 WHERE WE CAN LOOK DEEPLY INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES" KIND OF WAY. 271 00:10:29,033 --> 00:10:32,033 - HEY. 272 00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:32,973 - WHAT UP, JAY? 273 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,803 - UH, TEEN, THIS IS LUCIE. 274 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,130 LUCIE, THIS IS TINA. 275 00:10:38,133 --> 00:10:39,173 - HELLO. 276 00:10:39,167 --> 00:10:40,997 OH, I LIKE YOUR, UH, CLOTHES. 277 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,170 - OH, PLEASE LOOK. 278 00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:44,097 UH, EVERYTHING MUST GO. - OKAY. 279 00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:49,833 - SO, FRENCH, HUH? 280 00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:51,103 BODY ODOR? 281 00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:52,330 - A LITTLE. I MOUTH BREATHED. 282 00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:53,473 - YOU KNOW, I COULD HAVE USED YOUR HELP 283 00:10:53,467 --> 00:10:54,527 CARRYING ALL THIS STUFF. 284 00:10:54,533 --> 00:10:55,973 BUT I LET IT GO, BECAUSE I FIGURED 285 00:10:55,967 --> 00:10:57,367 YOU WERE BUSY LOOKING FOR A JOB. 286 00:10:57,367 --> 00:10:58,797 - I WAS. 287 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,800 I MET LUCIE WHILE I WAS LOOKING 288 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,070 AND FIGURED IF I CAN'T FIND A JOB, 289 00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:03,367 AT LEAST I MET A COOL GIRL. 290 00:11:03,367 --> 00:11:04,367 YOU KNOW, A BIRD IN THE HAND'S 291 00:11:04,367 --> 00:11:05,597 BETTER THAN TWO IN THE BUSH. 292 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,130 - CLEARLY YOU'VE NEVER HAD TWO IN THE BUSH. 293 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:10,573 - LOOK, I'M TRYING A DIFFERENT, MORE EUROPEAN PHILOSOPHY HERE. 294 00:11:10,567 --> 00:11:12,067 INSTEAD OF STRESSING OVER WORK, 295 00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:13,927 I'M JUST GONNA LET THE UNIVERSE PROVIDE. 296 00:11:13,933 --> 00:11:15,503 - IF YOU WANNA BLOW OFF YOUR JOB SEARCH TO CHUNNEL 297 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,170 SOME FRENCH GIRL, WHATEVER. 298 00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:18,827 BUT DON'T CALL IT A LIFE PHILOSOPHY. 299 00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:20,073 CALL IT BEING... 300 00:11:20,067 --> 00:11:21,897 [French accent] OH, HOW YOU SAY, A FLAKE? 301 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:22,970 - YEAH, SAYS THE GIRL WHO HASN'T 302 00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:24,227 PAID HER RENT IN, WHAT, FOUR MONTHS? 303 00:11:24,233 --> 00:11:25,933 - HEY, AT LEAST I'M TRYING. 304 00:11:25,933 --> 00:11:27,073 - I'VE BEEN TRYING ALL WEEK. 305 00:11:27,067 --> 00:11:28,567 TODAY I'M DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 306 00:11:28,567 --> 00:11:30,067 - YOU MEAN DOING SOMEONE DIFFERENT. 307 00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:31,867 WHATEVER, YOU AND AMELIE PLAY "HIDE THE BAGUETTE." 308 00:11:31,867 --> 00:11:33,297 I'M KEEPING UP MY END OF THE DEAL. 309 00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:35,900 REMEMBER THAT THE NEXT TIME THAT YOU CRY TO ME LIKE A BABY 310 00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:37,130 ABOUT BEING UNEMPLOYED. 311 00:11:37,133 --> 00:11:38,133 - ALL RIGHT, FINE, HAVE FUN. 312 00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:39,373 I KNOW I WILL. 313 00:11:44,233 --> 00:11:45,203 - VIVA LE PACT! 314 00:11:48,567 --> 00:11:51,467 [car horn honks] 315 00:11:51,467 --> 00:11:52,697 EXCUSE ME? 316 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:55,230 HI, UH, I'M GONNA GO GET SOMETHING TO DRINK. 317 00:11:55,233 --> 00:11:58,203 WOULD YOU MIND WATCHING MY CLOTHES? 318 00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,200 WATCH MY CLOTHES? 319 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:02,070 OKAY, THANK YOU. 320 00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:13,727 - MACHINE IS BROKEN. CASH ONLY. 321 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,733 - OH, SHOOT. I'LL OWE YOU, OKAY? 322 00:12:15,733 --> 00:12:17,333 - NO, JASON'S FRIEND, THAT'S NOT OKAY. 323 00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:19,173 - COME ON, I'M IN HERE EVERY DAY. 324 00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:21,127 WHAT, DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU MY BOOBS? 325 00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:23,603 - THAT COULD WORK. 326 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,800 - SERIOUSLY? 327 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,330 [laughs] NO. 328 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,733 UH... 329 00:12:27,733 --> 00:12:30,473 WELL, MAYBE JUST MY BRA, BUT THAT'S IT. 330 00:12:30,467 --> 00:12:33,427 - SKIN TO WIN, NIP TO SIP. 331 00:12:33,433 --> 00:12:36,833 - I CAN'T BELIEVE... 332 00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:40,073 OKAY, ONE BOOB, LIGHTNING QUICK FLASH, THAT'S IT. 333 00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:43,467 - BOTH BUBBLY JUBS, 30 SECONDS, I'LL TIME YOU. 334 00:12:43,467 --> 00:12:46,227 - YOU'RE BEING GREEDY AND GROSS. 335 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:48,927 ONE BOOB, TWO SECONDS. 336 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,930 - AH, THE LEFT ONE. 337 00:12:55,933 --> 00:12:57,073 THE GOOD ONE. 338 00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:58,297 I'M NOT AN IDIOT. 339 00:12:58,300 --> 00:12:59,770 - [sighs] 340 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:05,073 - THANK YOU. 341 00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:06,427 - [groans] UGH! 342 00:13:06,433 --> 00:13:08,703 - MASTER OF NEGOTIATION. 343 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,300 - HEY, HEY, HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 344 00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:11,500 - GOTTA CITE YOU, MISS. 345 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,070 LICENSE REQUIRED FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN 346 00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:14,727 FOOD, ARTWORK, OR PRINTED MATTER. 347 00:13:14,733 --> 00:13:18,403 - COME ON, DUDE, CUT ME SOME SLACK--I'M A CUTE GIRL. 348 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,600 - EH. 349 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,167 - [groans] 350 00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:24,467 - TO MAKE THE CRESCENT ROLLS. 351 00:13:24,467 --> 00:13:26,127 - NO, BECAUSE YOU DO NOT GET A CROISSANT OUT OF A CAN. 352 00:13:26,133 --> 00:13:28,303 - JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE STRAIGHT DOES NOT MEAN-- 353 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,300 - OOH, I LIKE IT. 354 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:32,070 [cell phone vibrating] 355 00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:33,867 - HI. - UH, HEY, IS THIS JASON? 356 00:13:33,867 --> 00:13:34,967 - YEAH, THAT'S ME. 357 00:13:34,967 --> 00:13:35,967 - YEAH, YOU CALLED ABOUT THE BUILDING 358 00:13:35,967 --> 00:13:36,967 MAINTENANCE POSITION? 359 00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:38,267 IF YOU CAN COME BY THIS AFTERNOON 360 00:13:38,267 --> 00:13:39,967 FOR AN INTERVIEW, WE HAVE AN OPENING. 361 00:13:39,967 --> 00:13:41,127 WE'RE READY TO GO. 362 00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:42,603 LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE JOB. 363 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,670 WE NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP US 364 00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:46,867 TAKE APART OLD MACHINES DOWNTOWN. 365 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:49,267 YOU HAVE TO BE STRONG. - WHAT THE HELL? 366 00:13:49,267 --> 00:13:50,297 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT THE HELL"? 367 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:53,200 - NO, SORRY, NOT YOU. - SCREW YOU. 368 00:14:01,433 --> 00:14:03,073 - DID YOU JUST STEAL THAT CAMERA? 369 00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:04,067 - NO... 370 00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:05,627 MAYBE. 371 00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:08,773 - HOW IS THIS THE UNIVERSE PROVIDING? 372 00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:09,967 - WELL, SOMETIMES UNIVERSE, 373 00:14:09,967 --> 00:14:12,597 SHE NEEDS A PETIT POUCE. 374 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:13,930 - WAIT-- - A LITTLE PUSH. 375 00:14:13,933 --> 00:14:15,333 - WAIT A SECOND, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 376 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:17,533 HOW MANY OF THESE HAVE YOU TAKEN? 377 00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:19,333 - HEY-- - IS THIS TINA'S SCARF? 378 00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:22,773 - NO...MAYBE. 379 00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:24,197 - WAIT, PLEASE, CAN WE JUST, LIKE, 380 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,070 STOP AND PUT THE CAMERAS BACK? 381 00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:29,297 - NO, WE GO FORWARD, AVANT. 382 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,200 - NO, NO, WAIT, I'M NOT GOING WITH YOU. 383 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,300 I'M NOT STEALING STUFF. 384 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:36,770 - JASON, I THOUGHT WE WERE COMPATIBLE. 385 00:14:36,767 --> 00:14:40,267 BUT MAYBE WE ARE LIKE THE CITRUS AND THE MILK. 386 00:14:40,267 --> 00:14:41,667 NOT FOR EACH OTHER. 387 00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:44,197 - WAIT, PLEASE, PLEASE. YOU'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT. 388 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,130 - [laughs] NO, JASON, DO NOT BE SILLY. 389 00:14:50,733 --> 00:14:51,603 AU REVOIR. 390 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,170 [alarm rings] 391 00:14:58,167 --> 00:14:59,427 - STOP, SECURITY! - [screams] 392 00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:00,433 - OH! 393 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,800 [bell jingles] 394 00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:14,967 - BUSINESS IS GOOD. 395 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,070 - MY LEAST FAVORITE SCARF. 396 00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:23,497 HOW DID YOU GET THIS? 397 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,500 - WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT LUCIE 398 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,370 WASN'T SO MUCH A LIFE PHILOSOPHER 399 00:15:27,367 --> 00:15:29,097 AS SHE WAS A CRAZY KLEPTOMANIAC. 400 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,430 - FRENCH BITCH STOLE MY SCARF? 401 00:15:30,433 --> 00:15:33,903 - PLUS A LOT OF HIGH-END ELECTRONICS. 402 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,300 YOU WERE RIGHT. 403 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:36,500 I'M SORRY. I'M AN IDIOT. 404 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,900 - DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP, JAY. 405 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:41,570 I SHOWED BOBBY THE GOLD FOR TWO BEERS AND AN ICED TEA. 406 00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:43,797 - WOW, HE REALLY HAGGLED YOU DOWN. 407 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,630 YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST GOTTEN A SIX-PACK. 408 00:15:46,633 --> 00:15:50,703 - I HATE TO SAY THIS, JAY, BUT...SAFETY NETS? 409 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,630 - YEAH. 410 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,070 - * THAT'S WHEN YOU FIND * 411 00:15:57,067 --> 00:16:00,427 * THERE'S NOTHING THERE * 412 00:16:00,433 --> 00:16:03,073 * DRINK WHEN YOU SEE 413 00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:06,297 * THAT NO ONE CARES 414 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,100 * 415 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:11,130 * YOU SAID, "I'LL SEE YOU SOON" * 416 00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:14,073 - OOH, ONLY TEN MINUTES LATE. MIRACLES DO HAPPEN. 417 00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:16,827 IF ONLY YOU BELIEVED IN GOD. 418 00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:18,603 OH, AND SWEETHEART, YOU KNOW WHO WEARS 419 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,470 A BLACK BRA WITH A WHITE SHIRT? 420 00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:23,967 PROSTITUTES AND FRENCH CANADIANS. 421 00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:25,867 AND YOU WERE BORN IN SCARSDALE. 422 00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:27,797 - SO THIS IS FUN SO FAR. 423 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,630 IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU. 424 00:16:29,633 --> 00:16:30,803 - HOW MUCH? 425 00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:32,867 - $500. 426 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,067 BUT ONLY UNTIL-- 427 00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:35,627 - YOUR AN ADULT NOW, TINA. 428 00:16:35,633 --> 00:16:38,573 YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T BE RUNNING TO ME FOR A BAILOUT 429 00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:39,867 LIKE THE CAR COMPANIES. 430 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,127 SO...WHAT'S GOOD HERE? 431 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:57,130 - * WORDS ARE STILL A FAITHFUL FRIEND * 432 00:16:57,133 --> 00:17:01,503 * SO NOW TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO * 433 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,530 - SCREW THAT. 434 00:17:02,533 --> 00:17:04,133 - * I CAN SEE THE FIRE IN YOU 435 00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:05,233 - SO NOT WORTH IT. 436 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,233 - * I CAN SEE IT 437 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,073 - I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH TINA, 438 00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:09,467 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 439 00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:12,097 I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING THAT'S GONNA CONVINCE THIS GUY. 440 00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:13,400 I NEED A BREAK. 441 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,630 - LIKE A FRO-YO BREAK, 442 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:18,333 OR "LET'S GET NAKED AND GIGGLE" BREAK? 443 00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:22,073 - I'M NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD FOR YOGURT. 444 00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:24,197 FINE, BUT I MIGHT NOT BE ALL THERE MENTALLY. 445 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,270 - I DON'T CARE. 446 00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:27,067 I MEAN THAT IN A TOTALLY LOVING-- 447 00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:28,927 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF. 448 00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:32,527 I MEAN, TINA WILL BE FINE, RIGHT? 449 00:17:32,533 --> 00:17:33,533 - MM-HMM. 450 00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:34,533 - SHE'LL JUST, YOU KNOW, 451 00:17:34,533 --> 00:17:35,833 TINA HER WAY OUT OF IT. - YEP. 452 00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,073 - I MEAN, SHE IS RESOURCEFUL. 453 00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:38,897 SHE FRICKIN' BROKE INTO HER OWN APARTMENT. 454 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:39,830 - MM-HMM. 455 00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:42,173 WHAT'S UP? 456 00:17:43,467 --> 00:17:45,197 - I THINK I JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO HELP TINA. 457 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,870 - I'M SURE SHE'LL BE AS THANKFUL IN 1/2 HOUR 458 00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:49,597 AS I WILL IN 15 MINUTES. 459 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,530 - I'LL BE BACK. 460 00:17:53,233 --> 00:17:55,273 - YOU JUST MADE ME WATCH PORN. 461 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:57,397 [knocks on door] 462 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,700 - AH, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 463 00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,070 MAN'S BEST FRIEND. 464 00:18:00,067 --> 00:18:02,427 YOU HERE FOR YOUR TICK BATH OR DO YOU HAVE MY MONEY? 465 00:18:02,433 --> 00:18:05,073 - THERE'S NO SAFETY BARS IN THE WINDOWS OF TINA'S BUILDING. 466 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,627 AND I KNOW THAT CHILDREN LIVE THERE. 467 00:18:06,633 --> 00:18:08,833 AND IF I WOULD, I DON'T KNOW, REPORT THAT 468 00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:10,303 TO THE HOUSING AUTHORITY, THAT WOULD COST YOU WHAT? 469 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,970 10 GRAND? 20? 470 00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:13,597 YOU BETTER THINK ABOUT IT, BECAUSE I'M JUST THE KIND 471 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,700 OF BITCH THAT WOULD REPORT YOU! 472 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,630 - YOU'RE A DESPICABLE HUMAN BEING. 473 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,670 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A GREAT LAWYER. 474 00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:26,297 - THANKS. 475 00:18:29,367 --> 00:18:33,727 - OH...DO YOU... UH, WORK HERE? 476 00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:35,803 - UM, YEAH. 477 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:38,700 THAT'S WHY I'M SITTING IN THIS CHAIR BEHIND THIS DESK. 478 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,100 DUH. 479 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:43,670 - SO, THE PRODIGAL SON RETURNS. 480 00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:46,597 EXCEPT NOW I'VE GOT A NEW SON. 481 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:47,700 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, ROGER? 482 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,100 - STRAIGHT UP, JABES. 483 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,100 - SSS! - SSS! 484 00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:51,070 both: OW. 485 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,770 - SO, DO YOU, UH, WANT YOUR JOB BACK? 486 00:18:56,767 --> 00:18:57,927 - I DO, YEAH. 487 00:18:57,933 --> 00:19:00,533 GUESS I LEFT THE NEST TOO SOON, RIGHT? 488 00:19:00,533 --> 00:19:02,503 - I GET IT. I'LL HIRE YOU BACK. 489 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,270 - REALLY? - YEAH. 490 00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:06,327 I HATE ROGER. 491 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:09,273 BUT HE IS VERY GOOD AT HIS JOB. 492 00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:14,597 SO, IF YOU WANT IT BACK, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BEG FOR IT. 493 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,130 PROVE TO ME HOW MUCH YOU WANT IT. 494 00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:18,573 OTHERWISE, HOW WILL I KNOW YOU WON'T FLY AWAY AGAIN? 495 00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:22,497 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 496 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:25,400 - YEAH, JAY, BEG. 497 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,630 OKAY, WAIT. HERE'S YOUR MOTIVATION. 498 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,433 YOU DON'T WANNA MOVE BACK IN WITH YOUR PARENTS 499 00:19:29,433 --> 00:19:31,603 AND HAVE TO MASTURBATE IN THE BATHROOM 500 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,970 WITH A DOOR THAT NEVER QUITE LOCKS. 501 00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:35,897 AND ACTION! 502 00:19:39,867 --> 00:19:43,897 - YEAH, I--I THINK I'D RATHER LIVE WITH MY PARENTS. 503 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:44,830 - JAY! 504 00:19:47,567 --> 00:19:52,197 THEY'RE GONNA WALK RIGHT IN ON HIM WHILE HE'S CRANKING IT. 505 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,470 - [grunts softly] 506 00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:57,073 - SO, WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS TOMORROW, ASIDE FROM 507 00:19:57,067 --> 00:19:59,627 HELPING ME LUG MY CLOTHES FROM THE POLICE STATION? 508 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,633 - I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THE UNIVERSE WILL PROVIDE. 509 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,673 - SOMETHING'S BOUND TO COME THROUGH SOON, JAY. 510 00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:05,627 - IT BETTER--AT THIS POINT, A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP 511 00:20:05,633 --> 00:20:07,733 HAS BECOME PRETTY MUCH THE MOST PRODUCTIVE THING 512 00:20:07,733 --> 00:20:08,873 I CAN DO WITH MY TIME. 513 00:20:08,867 --> 00:20:11,697 WAIT, WHY ARE YOU EVEN STILL HERE? 514 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,100 - I DON'T KNOW. 515 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:15,800 I GUESS I JUST WANTED ONE LAST NIGHT OF SUMMER CAMP. 516 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,630 AND I WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU WEREN'T 517 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,203 GONNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT WRITING 518 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,630 SAD POETRY INTO YOUR DREAM JOURNAL. 519 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,473 IT'S ALL GONNA WORK OUT. YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? 520 00:20:24,467 --> 00:20:26,227 - YEAH, THANKS. 521 00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:30,373 - OKAY, LET'S GO TO BED. 522 00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:32,167 LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANNA RUB ONE OUT. 523 00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:33,927 I'LL, UH, PUT ON MY HEADPHONES. 524 00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:38,367 - THIS IS THE FIRST PARTY 525 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:39,467 WE'VE EVER THROWN TOGETHER AS A COUPLE. 526 00:20:39,467 --> 00:20:40,727 - IS IT OKAY IF I BRING SOMEBODY? 527 00:20:40,733 --> 00:20:41,733 - WHO? - BRETT? 528 00:20:41,733 --> 00:20:42,773 - RUH-ROH. 529 00:20:42,767 --> 00:20:43,827 - I FINALLY TOLD HIM HOW I FEEL. 530 00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:45,133 - I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS. 531 00:20:45,133 --> 00:20:46,303 I GOT A JOB. 532 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:49,800 - CHECK OUT RESTAURANT WEEK. - THANK YOU. 533 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,200 - JANE. 37203

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