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[Buck] Previously
on Farmed and Dangerous.
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PetroPellet is a game-changer.
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-[explosion]
-[Mick] Why are my cows
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exploding all over the Internet?
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The young man behind
the number one viral video.
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-This is Chip Randolph.
-Thanks for having me.
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You're just a farmer.
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You take down that video
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or we will slaughter you.
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Mick, there will never be
a Senate hearing.
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Any comment on
the PetroPellet Senate hearing?
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If only we could find some way
to get through to him.
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Zach is still pissed about
the last time we got together.
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Zach doesn't have to know.
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You have really nice eyes.
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Why didn't you
come over last night?
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I was working late.
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[upbeat music]
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[clattering in distance]
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[skateboard rattling]
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[thumps]
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[upbeat music]
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[upbeat music continues]
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♪ Every day
Gets a little harder ♪
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♪ But that's okay
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♪ 'Cause I'm getting stronger
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♪ You're working overtime
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♪ You must be out your mind
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♪ You ready?
I'm about to shine ♪
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♪ Only a matter of time
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♪ I always find a way
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♪ To come out on top
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♪ Even when I'm down
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♪ I'm looking up
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♪ I'm looking up
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♪ I always find a way
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♪ Find a way, find a way
Find a way ♪
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♪ Find a way, find a way
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♪ To come out on top
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♪ I always find a way
Find a way, find a way ♪
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Hey, Chip!
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Chip!
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Whatever.
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[upbeat music]
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-[Joe] I know you saw me.
-Morning, Joe.
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Another love letter from Big Ag?
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Hey, wait,
aren't you gonna say it?
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-[Joe] Chip Randolph.
-Yes?
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-You've been served.
-What?
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I'm being sued?
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See you tomorrow, Joe.
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[upbeat music]
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-[Chip] Ah.
-Sunglasses plus orange juice.
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Yup, definitely hungover.
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Want some vodka for that?
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Will it make the lawsuits
go away?
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If you drink enough of it.
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So, wanna fill us in
on your date last night?
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When I walked in he was
giving her his best moves.
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Oh, so we know
he went home alone.
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It's worse than I thought.
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Worse than exploding cows?
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Dairy from Animoil's cows
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could be on the shelves
in weeks.
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But the FDA will stop it.
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[all laugh]
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So, what's your plan?
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Make out with Sophia
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until she renounces
industrial agriculture
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thereby saving the world?
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That would be my plan.
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I invited her
to the farm tomorrow.
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Oh, great.
That really is your plan.
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[Chip] No.
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My plan is to get
their chief scientist,
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some guy named Van Riefkind
to share his secrets with us.
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So, you're gonna
make out with him?
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We have to prove
that PetroPellet is unsafe.
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He's gotta do it.
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Hello, Doctor Mengele,
you don't know me,
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but I'm gonna need all the dirt
on PetroPellet.
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Sophia says,
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Animoil treats him worse
than their livestock.
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So, I just figured, let's--
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So, he's just gonna
sing us a song?
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No, but he might perform
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for the American Food Science
Award Committee
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when they nominate him
for their highest honor.
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Since when is there an American
Food Science Award Committee?
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Since now.
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And, suddenly, your idea
of making out with Sophia
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feels like a winner.
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[Steve] I agree.
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[upbeat music]
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[Buck] Okay, good.
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Give me a call
as soon as you get back.
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I'm pulling in now, I gotta go.
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[Buck] You shake what
your momma gave you, honey.
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-Dad.
-[Buck] He calls off
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his little
Occupy Animoil movement,
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we call off the lawsuits.
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Crystal clear, Dad.
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Dad, give you
a last-minute pep talk?
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I know you think
he's the devil, but--
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I think your dad
watches The Matrix
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-and roots for the machines.
-Probably.
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I'm sorry about the slime.
I just delivered a calf.
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Gross. To who?
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Kidding.
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-Leave it here?
-[Chip] Yeah.
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Save the petroleum
for your pellets.
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-[Sophia scoffs]
-[squelches]
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Sorry about that.
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It's okay.
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I love mud.
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Nothing says you're making
the world a better place
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more than mud.
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Ever seen a chicken
outside before?
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Live it up, bird.
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You're gonna end up a nugget
just like the rest of them.
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[chicken clucks]
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[Zach] So, instead of
delivering feed crops
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to 20 CAFOs spread out over
a 100-mile radius,
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we deliver PetroPellet
to just one facility.
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The Megafarm.
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It's like the Death Star
for cows.
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One day we hope
to connect this Megafarm
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to the Keystone oil pipeline.
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Until Matt Damon makes
a movie about it.
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That guy is evil.
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Well, give us a few days
and we'll come back with a plan
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on how to keep this under wraps.
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[Zach] Under wraps?
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The ribbon-cutting invitations
are already out.
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I mean, we're flying
DJ Kamikaze from Japan.
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-This thing is gonna rock.
-[Riefkind speaking German]
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We're using miles, Riefkind.
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What is the big deal?
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You are making a mistake.
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I agree with Van Halen.
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The protocol should be
to bury this thing,
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not tie a ribbon around it.
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I figured some
passed hors d'oeuvres
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and top-shelf liquor would
sweep away reef and bad press.
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Well, you're gonna need
some generous gift bags.
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Maybe some cash.
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Works for the Golden Globes.
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All these cows in one place,
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it's too early,
it's too dangerous.
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And then there are
the other major side effects
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-we have observed that we have--
-Other side effects?
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You don't know everything,
do you, Herr Marshall?
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What's Van German talking about?
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We pay you to solve problems,
not point them out.
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I want to solve problems
but you say, "No."
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I want to test,
you say, "Rush, rush."
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You do not want me
to solve any problems.
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You think all problems
are solved by this Buck.
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But this man
is full of scheisse.
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Look, either you get on board,
or we cut off your Internet.
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And you will never see
your family again...
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on Skype.
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[Mick] Don't insult my friend.
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This man does important work
for the company.
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[light blues music]
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Where's Sophia today?
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[Sophia] So, this used to be
an industrial farm?
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[Chip] Yeah, back in the day,
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my dad got caught up
in the factory-farm movement.
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Big CAFO, the whole deal.
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But the more I got involved
in running the farm
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the less I can see the benefits.
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[pig squeals]
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They hate
when I talk about this.
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[Chip] It was disgusting.
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They were living
in their own excrement,
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getting sick,
biting each other's tails off.
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One fall,
the ventilation system broke,
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and the whole herd suffocated.
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We lost every one of them.
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[Chip]
But for every new problem,
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there was always
some corporation there,
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ready to sell us the solution.
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There were days
when all my dad did
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was give antibiotic injections
to pigs.
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The protocols
were always changing.
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One day, they're telling us
to cut the tails off pigs,
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then beaks off chickens,
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and we forgot we were dealing
with living things.
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And then one day,
my dad was gored in the leg
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by one of our boars.
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It got infected.
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And that boar had been
on antibiotics its whole life.
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Like all the rest of them.
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The strain that infected my dad
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was resistant
to every medication they tried.
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There was nothing they could do.
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So, that's how
this farm became mine.
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I'm sorry.
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And now,
I raise my animals naturally.
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[Sophia chuckles]
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-Uh-oh.
-What?
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-[cow moos]
-He's a charger.
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What?
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This is why you need cages!
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Don't let him see you're scared.
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Too late.
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Here's what we're gonna do,
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when I say "run", you run.
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[Chip] I'm gonna try
and slow him down.
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Easy...
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Yeah.
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Wait, Sophia.
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I didn't say run,
did I, Peaches?
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You tell her
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that you are not a bull.
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Peaches is a cow.
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-You scared the crap out of me.
-[Chip chuckles]
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Sophia, Peaches.
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I'm sorry you're Chip's cow.
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♪ What is just this
Way, way, way about you ♪
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Here, try that.
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[Chip] Just picked.
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-Seriously.
-Yes, seriously.
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It's a tomato.
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-[munches]
-[Sophia] Oh, my god.
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[both laugh]
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What did you put in this?
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-Nothing. That's the point.
-[Sophia] It's, uh...
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That's what local tastes like.
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♪ Usually I don't fall this fast And I'll be on my way ♪
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♪ But I ain't gon' try
And fight this ♪
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♪ Ain't gon' fight this
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♪ 'Cause baby,
I got a little crush ♪
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♪ I don't really know
What's coming next ♪
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♪ Ain't gon' fight this
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[camera shutter clicking]
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So, what are you gonna
report back to the enemy?
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♪ I am the one
Who runs the party ♪
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[Sophia] Nice.
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You kept the ringtone.
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[Chip] Yeah. It grew on me.
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[Sophia] ♪ Yeah, you know,
It's all about me ♪
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♪ About me, about me
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♪ I am the one
Who run the party ♪
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[light blues music]
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[Amanda] Doctor Van Riefkind?
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You're Amanda with
American Food Science Committee?
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Yes, Thank you so much
for your time.
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I'm a huge admirer.
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I'm a huge fan of the American
Food Science Awards.
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Well, for our inaugural award,
the Committee
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is going to interview hundreds
of candidates.
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And in order
to narrow the field,
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we just need to know some more
about your research.
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Well...
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I want to win,
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but it's such an honor
to even be nominated.
259
00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,274
I learned that
from watching the Oscars,
260
00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:20,754
which are much more
in the up and up
261
00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:21,934
than the Golden Globes.
262
00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,316
Uh, do you mind if I ask you
about your current research?
263
00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:28,718
I have a better idea.
264
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:31,278
Why don't we start with you
telling me who you really are?
265
00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:35,682
Uh, I don't,
I don't know what you mean.
266
00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:37,772
There's no awards.
267
00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:41,291
You're a reporter looking
for the dirt on the PetroPellet.
268
00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:42,816
Okay, look,
I'm really, really sorry.
269
00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:43,899
It's okay.
270
00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:45,247
That's why I agreed to meet you.
271
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:48,598
The Animoil...
[sighs]
272
00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,556
...they are not testing
the PetroPellet,
273
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,386
and I do not want
to be responsible
274
00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:57,917
for the things...
275
00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,441
[imitates German accent]
Vat zings?
276
00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:02,438
[suspenseful music]
277
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:11,498
Jeez.
278
00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,020
-Can I get some privacy?
-[Buck] Sure.
279
00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:14,243
Just not in my bathroom.
280
00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:15,722
Hey, how did it go
at Chip's petting zoo,
281
00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,022
is he coming around?
282
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,367
Well, it's a bit complicated.
283
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,156
I know, honey,
seeing baby goats and piglets
284
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,331
pulls at the heartstrings.
285
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:22,726
But eyes on the prize,
286
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,989
new client pitch meeting
in five.
287
00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,162
Do you have any hair product?
288
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,896
No.
289
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:28,948
Why?
290
00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:35,777
Rumor has it,
you're one of the best.
291
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:37,305
Well, don't believe everything
you hear.
292
00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:39,565
We are the best.
293
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,271
Are you familiar with pigweed?
294
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:42,699
[Buck] PW? Sure.
295
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:45,135
Well, we've got a new herbicide
to counter pigweed.
296
00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:46,492
Then you're gonna be
a very rich man.
297
00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,231
I'm already a very rich man.
298
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:49,882
But the problem is,
there's a new,
299
00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,356
herbicide-resistant weed
300
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:53,096
that's even stronger
than pigweed.
301
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,977
We're calling it super pigweed.
302
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,188
-[inhales deeply]
-Once we're on board,
303
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:57,627
we'll be able
to help you rebrand that.
304
00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,813
The word "super" goes
on the product,
305
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,329
not the weed.
306
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:02,632
Stupid pigweed.
307
00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:03,898
He's not on the branding team.
308
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,070
But, anyway, you were telling me
309
00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:06,455
that you hadn't
been able to develop
310
00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:08,028
an herbicide that could counter
311
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:10,595
natural-born killer,
pigweed, yet, right?
312
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:12,172
[Bob] Actually, we have.
313
00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:14,649
And we've already predicted
which strain of weed
314
00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:16,130
will be resistant to that.
315
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:18,000
That's not the problem.
316
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:20,391
-You've lost me, Bob.
-[Bob] You know how this works.
317
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:23,085
We produce an herbicide
to kill weeds.
318
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:26,353
Over time, the weeds adapt
and become resistant.
319
00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:29,707
So, we create
a stronger herbicide
320
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,659
to kill those stronger weeds
321
00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:33,057
and so on, and so on--
322
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,190
And that model put my daughter
through college.
323
00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:36,802
For 20 years,
we've been predicting
324
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,193
new weeds like clockwork.
325
00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:39,845
But that old bitch,
Mother Nature,
326
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,369
changed the game on us.
327
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,982
Today's weeds are adapting
faster than we anticipated.
328
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,294
Left unchecked,
329
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:47,899
this means disaster
for you-know-who.
330
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,381
Farmers?
331
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:50,680
The American people.
332
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,950
Our shareholders.
333
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:56,341
And so,
you're looking for some...
334
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,390
help.
335
00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,519
We need a government subsidy.
336
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:04,352
We don't get one, we'll have
to eat into our profits.
337
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,352
Well, that's what
we're here for.
338
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:07,534
What?
339
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:09,089
Hm?
340
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,746
Have you ever considered ways
to stop the vicious cycle?
341
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:12,791
[sighs]
342
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:15,622
Is this your way of telling me
343
00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:17,364
that you don't wanna go
to law school?
344
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:18,835
[all laugh]
345
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,235
Bob, we can't push
for a subsidy.
346
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,758
[Buck] It's just more
big government bureaucracy.
347
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,633
We really need that money.
348
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,074
Oh, we'll get you the money.
349
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,900
But we need to make it
a tax break.
350
00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:31,378
And that way,
it means less government.
351
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,509
-[Buck] You follow?
-Sure.
352
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:36,161
And you understand, I don't need
this money for myself.
353
00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:38,116
I'm just thinking about
our employees,
354
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:40,945
and our shareholders,
retired school teachers...
355
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,474
[Buck]
Bob, I love where this is going.
356
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,207
But let's save it
for the press release.
357
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:46,868
What is the active ingredient
in your herbicide?
358
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,573
Well, it has
a sort of dual purpose.
359
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,571
We license it to the military.
360
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:54,143
Under codename, Agent Banana.
361
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:58,266
Orange you glad
I didn't say, "orange."
362
00:13:58,315 --> 00:13:59,615
[all chuckle]
363
00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:01,714
We will brand your company
as the only defense
364
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:05,323
against the opposing threat
to America's food supply.
365
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:08,716
The government will be forced
to support your efforts,
366
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:12,370
if only to hold the line
against children of the pigweed.
367
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,806
[Buck] We'll tap into
the State Department.
368
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,814
And oppose sanctions on
any other country that might...
369
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,857
[suspenseful music]
370
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,471
-[Chip] How'd it go?
-Terrible plan.
371
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,214
-[Chip] Nothing?
-I didn't say that.
372
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:29,257
-Spill.
-Tumors.
373
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:30,963
PetroPellet causes cancer.
374
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,695
[Amanda] It really was
the worst plan ever, by the way.
375
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,794
[light music]
376
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:47,835
[sighs]
377
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,277
[tapping]
378
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,293
Did you know about the tumors?
379
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:57,509
Oh, come on, Chip.
Give it a rest.
380
00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,288
-Okay? There's no way--
-[Zach] Hey!
381
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,603
[Sophia] You should leave.
382
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,028
Things are pretty tense
around here.
383
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:03,285
Is that why your hair
is all crazy?
384
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:04,727
Get away from her, farm boy.
385
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,433
You're here for a reason, son?
386
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,730
PetroPellet
is giving cows tumors.
387
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,297
[Chip] You can't go
to market knowing that.
388
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,304
Oh, thanks for the heads up,
WikiLeaks.
389
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:15,346
[Zach] We'll take it from here.
Get him out of here.
390
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:17,662
If you thought the cow video
was a wake-up call,
391
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,569
wait 'til the media
gets ahold of this.
392
00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:20,794
[Buck] Tumors?
393
00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:23,272
Is that what Van Diesel
was talking about?
394
00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:25,753
Please tell me
Chip has some bad information.
395
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,064
[Zach] Oh, come on, Sophia.
396
00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:29,361
Milk from cows with cancer
397
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:31,966
would never end up
on supermarket shelves.
398
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,108
[Buck sighs]
399
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:34,279
Maybe school lunches.
400
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,587
[light blue music]
401
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,039
Amazing.
402
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,300
[Amanda] What do you guys have?
403
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,602
[Chip] Amazing.
404
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:54,648
Show me.
405
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:02,269
[Chip] Boom. It's triple word.
406
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,789
Oh, come on, guys. Some help?
407
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:04,922
What do you wanna do?
408
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,534
We've got
one disgruntled employee,
409
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:07,754
who won't go on the record.
410
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:10,402
No documents, no images,
no proof.
411
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:12,277
-Zero.
-Double word.
412
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,889
[Amanda] Okay, but, at least
we know what we're looking for.
413
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:17,370
I mean, Van Riefkind
won't go on the record, but...
414
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:18,851
Well, there must be someone
who can give us
415
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:19,890
something concrete.
416
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,235
[tapping on door]
417
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,860
Who could that be?
418
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,636
-[Joe] Chip Randolph.
-Huh.
419
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:31,765
[Joe] You've been served.
420
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:35,467
Let's try that again.
421
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,606
There must be someone who can
give us something concrete.
422
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:41,256
[Chip] Someone?
423
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,958
[cell phone buzzing]
424
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:48,621
[Chip] Ooh.
425
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:51,446
No way.
426
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,488
It's Sophia.
427
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,275
"I wanna help.
428
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,448
Meet me at the Megafarm at nine.
429
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:58,634
Bring a camera.
430
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,105
Sophia."
431
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,759
-[thumps]
-[Chip] Yes!
432
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,243
Wow, dude.
433
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:04,553
You must be a good kisser.
434
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:05,628
[Chip] We didn't kiss.
435
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,636
[Steve] My ass. You kissed her.
436
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,118
You're not gonna go, are you?
437
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,509
Yeah, he's gonna go.
438
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:12,602
Well, be careful.
439
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,820
She's probably jacked up
on hormones
440
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:15,118
like the rest of the cows.
441
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:16,254
[Steve] It's gonna be exciting.
442
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:17,776
I think I'll be all right.
443
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,079
Have a good night, guys.
444
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,255
-G'night.
-[Steve] Night.
445
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,313
[light music]
446
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:42,538
[car door clicks]
447
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,675
[foreboding music]
448
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,258
[Sophia] Hi, this is Sophia.
Leave a message.
449
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,430
[cell phone beeps]
450
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:10,790
[Chip] Sophia?
451
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,283
[ominous music]
452
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:40,725
[cows mooing]
453
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,260
[mooing continues]
454
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,265
[foreboding music]
455
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,273
[door creaking]
456
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:05,749
[tires screeching]
457
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,019
[siren wails]
458
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:10,981
Hey, looks like someone
broke in here, guys.
459
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,059
On the ground.
460
00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:13,457
-Whoa.
-Arms outstretched,
461
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,370
-I'm one of the good guys.
-palms facing skyward.
462
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:15,334
-I wasn't--
-On the ground.
463
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:16,501
I was invited here.
464
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:17,846
-On the ground!
-Okay, okay.
465
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:18,975
-Get down.
-Okay.
466
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,897
[chuckles]
You can't arrest me.
467
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,552
I walked through an open gate.
468
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,116
[officer] You can't have
a camera in here.
469
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,603
You're in breach of the Animal
Enterprise Terrorism Act.
470
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,653
The what? You just made that up.
471
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:29,819
No. It's a thing.
472
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:30,914
Google it.
473
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,167
[Chip] What is F.I.S.T.?
474
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,443
I got a fist for you.
475
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:37,829
[tires screech]
476
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,398
[foreboding music]
477
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:52,972
Mm-hm.
478
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,107
-Yeah.
-[Sophia] Dad,
479
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:55,979
have you seen my phone?
480
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,330
All right, perfect.
481
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,290
Talk soon.
482
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,108
Great news.
483
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:02,416
PetroPellet
doesn't cause tumors?
484
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:04,252
No, we signed
the pigweed account.
485
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,380
And maybe if we spray that
pigweed herbicide
486
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:08,292
on the cow tumors,
they'd go away.
487
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:09,817
I love it when everybody wins.
488
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,388
[Sophia sighs]
489
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,482
[slow upbeat music]
490
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,710
[slow upbeat music continues]
491
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:40,717
♪ I know you want me
492
00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:44,591
♪ To rescue you
493
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:48,334
♪ I am the one
494
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:51,637
♪ That needs you
495
00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:59,428
[Buck] On the next episode
of Farmed and Dangerous.
496
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:00,775
Wanna tell me where Chip is?
497
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,444
What was that girl
talking about?
498
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,478
FBI says he's behind
the explosions.
499
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:06,184
[explosion]
500
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:07,271
Chip's in jail.
501
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:08,479
[chuckling]
What's the problem?
502
00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:09,618
She played me.
503
00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:10,829
Did you know about this?
504
00:21:10,878 --> 00:21:12,048
After the fact.
505
00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:13,876
Did they ask you
to spin this too?
506
00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:15,324
-Babe, it's time.
-For?
507
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:16,841
[Zach] For us to go
to the next level.
508
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:18,714
-You in?
-Finally buying the cow, huh?
509
00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:20,185
PetroPellet goes down,
510
00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:21,715
your fiancé goes down.
511
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:23,018
[Buck] Your daddy goes down.
512
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:24,334
Let me rephrase that.
513
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,980
We're all in this together.
514
00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:30,718
♪ 'Cause baby,
You're the reason ♪
515
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,727
♪ Really like maybe
516
00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:34,249
♪ That I pray
517
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,693
♪ But nothing will save me
518
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:40,690
♪ When they throw us
In the fire ♪
519
00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:43,614
♪ Would you sit
In pouring rain? ♪
520
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:46,040
♪ 'Cause baby, I'm in heaven
521
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♪ Really want you
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♪ Who will love you endlessly?
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♪ So when I'm going away
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♪ Maybe the truth
Has set me free ♪
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♪ But I never meant to speak
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♪ Where I wanna be
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♪ Day one
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♪ I was somebody
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